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I'm a man who has been learning massages and want to delve in to sexual messages. How can I possibly get a woman who would allow me to do such massage to her? Not only is this very intimate, but getting naked at once would require so much trust. Paying them? I've told my cousins exwife and she was amused by it, so I'm trying to get her with this lol.
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WHAT'S WITH THIS SALVO OF 10 BAIT THREADS LESS THAN 30 MINUTES APART?1?!
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I'M SUPPOSED TO BE LIKE "OOOOH OP IS BROWN" OK NOW WHAT
GYEAaaaa
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>>34407711
Off topic but holy fucking shit her skin looks so soft and smooth I wanna touch it so fucking bad!
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>>34407986
I think it's the lighting and her skin color.
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>>34407989
This is exactly why I love women who are a little darker. So not Black girls not White girls, girls who are perfectly in the middle. Hard to tell her race/ethnicity from this pic but her hair is straight so presumably Latina or something? If she's White then probably Italian if she's Black at least one of her parents was White with straight hair.
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>>34408048
Probably Greek. I think I know what you mean though. Olive oil skinned women are attractive.
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>>34408053
Greek makes sense. And hell yeah they are! I think another part of what makes them attractive to me is that they have the golden brown tan color that a lot of pale women try to achieve but without all the skin cancer shit because olive oil skinned women have that tan naturally without even trying to tan. So in other words effortlessly attractive to which pale women get literal skin cancer trying to achieve.
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>>34407711
Have you considered getting a gf or a FWB like a normal person? Then you can have sex with them.
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>>34408090
Have you considered women like massages and suggesting OP not give women massages is a crime against women? He needs to get a gf or FWB so that he has someone to massage, not to have sex.
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>>34408110
Sexual massages are just sex, not massages.
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>>34408116
that's where you're wrong, pal
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>>34408116
No. Sexual massages are massages and masturbation rolled into one, except you don't have to do any work and can just relax. Who wouldn't want that?
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>>34408127
Image checks out.
>>34408129
The people who would be open to getting masturbated are usually people who have sex with you.
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>>34407989
>>34408048
>>34408053
>>34408078
in case y'all weirdos wanted help "deciphering" her race here are pics with better looks at her
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>>34408110
>>34408090
Possibly a fwb. But then again. I guess they should want it since it's a massage for them?
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>>34408133
Sure. OP needs a girlfriend or FWB for this. But don't ruin it for the girl by suggesting he fuck her instead. Do you know how rare it is for a partner to be willing and eager to massage you on demand?
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>>34408136
Oh wow the face did not disappoint. Usually in photos where you can't see the face of the model turn out to be disappointing when you see the face of the model and it's nowhere what you were expecting but she actually has a pretty hot face. Her face looks best overall in the second pic I'd say. Her best angle but none are bad.
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>>34408185
Looks whatever, not particular bad or good. Guessing Egyptian or arab
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>>34408204
Still way better than you'd usually expect regardless. Nothing than worse than seeing a model with an amazing body with her head cropped out but then you see a pic with her head uncropped and it's a hideous face that doesn't look like it belongs on that same body. Luckily that's not the case here.
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>>34408296
I get what you mean, still overdramatic lol. Most of the time they're not hideous, just mid but gets the job done
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>>34408302
I mean it depends on what specific models you're looking at. Maybe I've just gotten unlucky with unintentionally finding ones with especially ugly faces.
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>>34408313
Occasionally they actually select for those "ugly" faces because it's more striking or attention-grabbing
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>>34408321
Makes sense. Butterface fetish is a thing after all.
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>>34408324
Everything is a fetish

But yeah to each their own
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>>34408336
For this model in particular, I'd say she has a nice face bone structure - it's slim and small, petite, snatched etc
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>>34407711
I'm going to start learning massage soon, what do you mean sexual massage techniques?
Any tips in general on massage for beginner?
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>>34408133
>getting masturbated
Masturbation is pleasuring yourself sexually by definition, you cannot get masturbated by someone, that doesn't make any sense
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>>34408078
this is what i've always thought but never quite knew how to put into words. i love girls with tans but hate the skin cancer that comes with it and the really leathery skin later in life that comes with it after so much tanning. what better and more simple solution is there than to just simply go for a olive woman who already has tan skinned naturally? gorgeous tan but no skin cancer and the skin stays silky smooth later in life and not leathery at all
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>>34407986
based. i wanna cum all over her back
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>>34409736
I mean you could unironically get away with it. Since she has her eyes closed and shit just pretend that the cum is massage oil and she'll most likely believe it
Obviously clean it up though before it starts to get sticky
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>>34409771
She's gonna eat your tiny little dick fapping
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>>34409831
Oh my *blushes*
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>>34409831
oh god you just reminded me of that scene in that show from hbo called oz where the main character the lawyer bites off the dick of another guy who wanted to force him to give him a blow job
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>>34409878
Jesus that show borderline traumatized me. I've watched a lot of fucked up shit before and while more graphic stuff definitely exists what made Oz so fucked up was the vibes and desperation of the characters. There was death and rape all over the place and nothing worked out right for any of the characters. They were all fucked from the beginning just for being in that maximum security prison. A lot of the characters were excessively cruel for no reason. Even characters who were massive assholes elicited some sympathy when they were raped or tortured because the characters raping/torturing them were even bigger assholes than they were and sometimes the punishment exceeded the crime. Not sure who I would ever recommend Oz to. A good show to scare you away from prison though.
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>>34410079
>Not sure who I would ever recommend Oz to.
Trust me when you've been watching real life gore videos on the internet since you were 5 years old no piece of fictional media is ever gonna disturb you again no matter what.

And before you ask what a 5 year old was doing watch real life gore videos on the internet without their parents noticing my asshole older brothers kept showing me those videos to scare me.

And they told me if I ever told my parents they'd do the same things to me as the people in those videos were.



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