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I'm an incel, mind me, but I have a paid arrangement with a single mother, a girl i met through a friend. I rent her an apartment and she sleeps with me from time to time. I hadn't seen her for about half a month, and today she waited outside my workplace and told me she's pregnant. She says it’s mine, but didn't have the courage to tell me until now.

Obviously I don't believe her, at least not completely, and I told her that. But I don't have the nerve to rule it out either. It could be mine. We did spend a lot of time together last month and i never saw her with anyone else. I'm going to cover her expenses during the pregnancy just in case, and get a paternity test after the child is born. If the kid isn't mine I dont lose too much but if its mine a lot of things are going to change.

And how the fuck is explain to my racist parents that im going to have a mixed kid with a single mom? (Im latino and she is asian)

Any advice?
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You fucking retard
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Im fucked, arent i?
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>>34410026
larp
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>"Im an incel!"
No you arent lmao
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>>34410053
>prostitution is beyond my economic means therefore must be fake

Its quite common for people that aren't broke
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>>34410124
When's the last time you seen an asian woman date someone that isnt White... Where do you live?
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>>34410131
>When's the last time you seen an asian woman date someone that isnt White

Ask me how I know you dont live in America, specifically in California or Florida. Every race hang out with any other race.
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>>34410026
An incel is someone who is "involuntary celibate". By actively having sex, no matter what the arrangement is, you are not celibate.
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Ouuuuuhhhh I'm such an incel waaaaah
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>>34410084
>>34410324
Not OP but paying for sex doesn't remove your incel status. Over 5 thousand incels already talked about it in the prostitution mega thread and it was decided prostitution doesn't count.
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>>34410026
mmm single mothers
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>>34410751
Correct, you're not an virgin, but still an incel.
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>>34410026
>I'm an incel but regularly fuck a woman
What do you think that word means?
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>>34410751
>celibate but having sex
Fucking listen to yourself
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>>34410751
>the incel council
just fucking lol
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>>34410885
>>34412585
Money is acess, not genuine attraction or love.
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>>34413003
Celibacy isn't defined by love, it's defined by sexual activity, you absolute knob.
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>>34410751
kek so what, the Incel Wizards Council has decided?
fuck off and take OP with you, you're both morons
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>>34410041
yes
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>>34410084
>>34410324
>>34410842
>>34410885
>>34413095
>>34417262
You guys are dumb. Let me tell you, originally, "incel" literally meant involuntary celibate someone who wants a romantic or sexual relationship but can’t get one. By that strict definition, the focus is on lack of access despite desire, not on whether sex has ever happened. You're confusing being an incel with being a virgin. If someone has sex only through paying for it, it doesn’t reflect mutual attraction or relationship success, it doesn’t solve the underlying issue of not being desired
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>>34410026
OP, you're stupid. A fucking entire apartment and you only get sex once or twice a month? Like, you didn't see her for 15 fucking days. You're sick in the head. Well, take care of the kid.

>And how the fuck is explain to my racist parents that im going to have a mixed kid with a single mom? (Im latino and she is asian)
How is that possible? By being latino you're already mixed. You should bring this up to them.
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>>34417396
I'm begging you to look up the word "celibate"
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>>34417409
>I'm begging you to look up the word "celibate"
You're dumb 2. Celibate has nothing to do with being a virgin. A father or pope can still have had sex and be celibate. As well as an incel can have had sex and be an incel. OP is still an incel, he can't have sex unless it's paid, he could also be a plapjack and he would be an incel. Maybe you're and incel and you're trying to cope your way out of it. Just accept yourself bro, nothing wrong with that.
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>>34417450
No one said virgin, anon. The crux of the issue is that one cannot be considered celibate if they were actively receiving sex up until recently.



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