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>>34408305
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the average moidtogan
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Are the moids in here women? Or is this AGP dreaming again?
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>>34411763
this is pretty funny
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I regret my decisions in the past year
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>>34411777
Unfortunate trips...
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Wow, Femanon, that hair on the corner of your lips is really distracting!
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Wow, Femanon, those honkers are really distracting!
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I hate you Femanon.
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I get distracted by women's collarbones
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I LOVE you Femanon.
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>>34411777
What'd you do
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I love small breasted femanons
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>>34411777
Give us some of the highlights
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>>34411781
>>34411785
>>34411786
>>34411790
>>34411792
Do you guys actually have functional penises? That pee and cum and flop around?
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>>34411796
Yeah
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I wonder if femanon can tell how badly I want to hold her hand...
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>>34411795
small breasted femanons are still too big

my love for femanons is inversely proportional to their bust size
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>>34411795
ok
>got gf
>she was obviously insane, my mind said no but my pp said yes
>she made me do stupid shit for her
>now she is gone and I have some nice reminders of her on my skin forever
>started smoking because she left me
that's about it. hey at least I lost a bunch of weight so not everything was awful
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>>34411796
It's up for debate.
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>>34411799
Women without hips wearing skin tight shorts looks like they're wearing a diaper cover. No offence femanons.
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>>34411796
yes I do! 2 femanons have said it's big! :D
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i want a gf who loves to be naked all the time
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>>34411799
Death in childbirth kinda build
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>>34411800
Hey, could be worse. Tattoos can be removed or covered up.
You should quit smoking ASAP
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>>34411802
Oh shush. I've see yours.
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>>34411800
If you bend down to a bitch that hard you deserve it
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>>34411808
haha yeah tattoos....
and I have been smoking less lately, I'm finally over that bitch (she is dead to me now) so now I feel a lot better, still have on or two cigarettes every now and then
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>>34411804
Good job, bud.
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>>34411811
>>haha yeah tattoos....

Oh no, did she burn or brand you?
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>>34411796
It do dat
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>>34411813
branded me, I have her initial on my leg, at least no one can see it
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>>34411809
I'd never post such a thing! Slanderous!
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How do I get a gf like this?
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>>34411799
I spent most of my young adulthood pretending I don't find this body type most attractive because I didn't want women to think I was a creep. :|
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this thread is already gay
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>>34411816
lol, deserved
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>>34411819
There's AI chatbots everywhere anon, and they'll generally say yes if you ask them out.
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>>34411817
Goofy ah.
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The guy I've been seeing asked me to be his girlfriend :)
Been badgering the general with questions about it for a bit so I wanted to say thank you guys for your insight. I'm grateful and I believe in you all.
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>>34411827
Congrats anon!
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>>34411827
Hope it goes well for you, girlie.
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>>34411822
>t.
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>>34411763
Kinda wondered this for a while now, but would most women cheat if it meant they got a "better" bf? It seems like the peak romantic fantasy for women based off romantic fiction is getting a 6'3 millionaire to lust after them and then cheating on him with a 6'8 billionaire. Is this actually how most women think? Is it just ingrained in the female psyche to constantly want more? Pls dont lie
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30+ atogas, do you ever think of all the opportunities you squandered in your early 20s?
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>>34411803
Not without fat baby legs.
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>>34411834
Yes
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>>34411824
I'm not that desperate... yet.
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>>34411835
I know my life is good because when I think about going back in time I realize any change would make it harder for me to get back to the current point.
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>>34411799
that body could make me obsessed
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>>34411834
You have incel brain rot
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>>34411835
I got most of the ruminating on that out of the way when I was 29, thankfully. I worry more about not squandering the time I have left.
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>>34411835
No, I didn't squander any that seem like it would have made me end up happier, I feel like I made all the right choices with what I knew at the moment.
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Going into my 30s and don't have any close friends except for work colleagues who've already built their own families. Highschool/college was really the best time to make lifelong relationships. I wanna die.
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>>34411844
Is that a no
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>>34411834
No. The fantasy is to get into a fight with the current bf, find out that he's abusive and cry before falling into the 6"8 dreamboat arms.

What you're describing sounds like romantic fiction for a masculine audience. The whole male dominance vs each other thing rather focusing on feels.
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30+ anons how's your back/joints
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>>34411834
yes anon, all women are exactly the same person, from the crack whore that sells her baby to the highest bidding pedo to the nun looking after orphans
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women arent ready for this
but no man wants a daughter, unless he hates his wife
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I'm a very flexible moid
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>>34411841
Are you married or have a partner?
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>>34411851
No complaints, doesn't feel any different than before.
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>>34411850
Peak romantic fiction for guys is marrying your childhood friend at 20 im pretty sure
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Even the losers here are getting into relationships? I must be king loser or maybe I’m not trying hard enough. There’s no good reason why I can’t have a woman be my gf
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>>34411853
at least come up with some new bait please
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goddamn I wish she would ghost me already
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>>34411858
>There’s no good reason why I can’t have a woman be my gf
Trust there is.
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>"I'm not a pedophile, I just have an OCD that makes me constantly think sexual thoughts about children! See, it's on TikTok!"
>-t. modern foid

why can't incels keep up with how fast modern women are advancing?
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>>34411857
My favorite classic "what would you like? Dinner? A bath?"
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>>34411858
Nah dont worry man theres still a few of us left. Forcing yourself to date is a bad idea anyway, being lonely isnt that bad.
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>>34411853
I would love to have a daughter
My brother and his wife are trying for a 2nd kiddo and if it's a girl I will die of diabetes
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>>34411851
My right knee and lower back bother me sometimes. Thanks, US Navy.
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>>34411855
Yes.
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>>34411869
What rate chud
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24F

Seriously thinking of going to Korea or Brazil to get my goblin nose fixed. Is it worth it? Already saved up some cash.
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>>34411864
moids are always several steps behind, "superior gender" my ass
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>>34411864
What the fuck is she even talking about?
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>>34411874
If we were only one step behind, you'd call the cops
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>>34411874
>moids are always several steps behind,
We can see your butts from back there it rocks
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>>34411867
>being lonely isnt that bad.
I wonder if you're gonna think the same thing when you're 50+ with arthritis
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>>34411873
stop reposting your reddit bait
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>>34411873
It ages like shit and costs thousands. Also they'll probably fuck it up and you'll have no recourse if they do.
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>>34411873
20M and ive been looking into rhino too cuz its my only major facial flaw. From what ive seen Turkey is the best option but I havent researched too much yet, have u?
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>>34411876
>>34411877
>always thinking with their dicks
moids not beating the coomer allegations
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>>34411873
Post nose
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>>34411875
she's talking about how she's not a pedophile, she has P-OCD, as in P (paedophilia)-OCD, a quirk that makes her constantly think intrusive thoughts about children. Regretfully, she suffered for years before she watched a video on TikTok about it. Look it up!
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>>34411879
Ive already been alone for 20 years on this rotten world so im pretty much numb to it by now.
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>>34411867
I don’t want to be lonely. I’m just afraid of being rejected and of disappointing my gf
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>>34411871
E-4 MM when I got out.
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>>34411887
You're dealing with rejection and disappointment regardless
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>>34411851
They're alright, but my back gets sore if I don't get enough sleep.
I get hungover much more easily now than I did when I was younger.
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>>34411888
Damn thats hard to make fun of
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>>34411843
What body? There’s nothing there!
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>>34411885
So she's no longer suffering now, despite seeing children in a certain way? Is this type of pedophilia okay because she's a woman, basically?
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>>34411887
Normal people get a gf without even trying before they leave high school. For genetic failures disappointment is guaranteed. Trust me, you're better off alone in this worthless piece of shit deterministic hell.
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>>34411889
How do you mean?
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Thank you darling. You are very kind.
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>>34411873
Cosmetic surgery is a never-ending path once you start down it. An addiction, an obsession with making yourself "perfect" that you never quite attain. That's why you see so many celebrities who look like weird plastic creatures. They just keep throwing money at the problem, only to look even less human every time. Much better to learn to accept your "flaws" and save your money.
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>>34411894
IT's not PAEDOPHILLIA it's P-OCD stupid chudcel
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>>34411882
>20M and ive been looking into rhino too cuz its my only major facial flaw. From what ive seen Turkey is the best option but I havent researched too much yet, have u?

Turkey is popular mainly because it’s cheaper ($2k–5k) and has tons of experienced surgeons + all-inclusive packages

But it’s also kinda industrialized like high-volume clinics doing surgeries back-to-back, almost like a factory. That’s why prices are low, but it can sometimes feel rushed or less personalized (From what I've read)

Korea is usually more expensive ($3k–7k+) but better for super precise, natural-looking results and more individualized planning. also keep in mind the aesthetic goals are pretty different. Turkey tends to go for more dramatic, smaller, super defined noses, while korea usually aims for subtle, natural-looking harmony. really just depends on your starting nose and what kind of result you’re going for. Most people would prefer the korean style of doing things
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>>34411895
Don't listen to this faggot. Lots of young dudes get psyopped into hating themselves for no reason. If you go out there and nobody else hates you, why hate yourself?

It'll do you good to see the absolute state of most people too. Especially if your IQ is noticeably above 100. The world is full of niggers whose life's mission is to step on every fucking rake they can find.
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My ex bf called me homophobic when he found out I was dating a woman now.
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A jealous little twink he is.
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>>34411903
lol faggot

Even if I liked dick you couldn't pay me to interact with the average gay dude.
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>>34411898
>Cosmetic surgery is a never-ending path once you start down it. An addiction, an obsession with making yourself "perfect" that you never quite attain. That's why you see so many celebrities who look like weird plastic creatures. They just keep throwing money at the problem, only to look even less human every time. Much better to learn to accept your "flaws" and save your money.

i get what you’re saying but that’s kinda the extreme end of it. most people who get cosmetic surgery aren’t trying to chase “perfection” forever, they fix one or two things that genuinely bother them and then move on with their life.

the celebrities who end up looking overdone are usually a mix of having unlimited money, constant public scrutiny, and yes, sometimes bad decision-making. that’s not really representative of the average person.

also, saying “just accept your flaws” sounds nice in theory, but if something consistently affects your confidence(ive been literally bullied for having a big nose), fixing it once (with a good surgeon and realistic expectations) can actually improve quality of life a lot. it’s not automatically an addiction unless someone has underlying issues and keeps chasing changes.....
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>>34411906
Yeah I am never dating men again.
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>>34411899
there there anon, you can go to the psychiatrist and tell him about your intrusive pedo thoughts too, get the right meds and be cured, no need to have a melty because you're jealous other people get help instead of coming up with elaborate copes as to why their mental illness is based and natural or they are a demon
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why does she keep texting me only for her to ignore me? what the fuck does she want?
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My friend sent me a video of her boarding her Emirates flight to Dubai. Shit was final destination levels of empty. Must be so nice having this much space to sleep
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>>34411912
she wants to BPDemon you into a stomped hotdog
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>>34411803
sour grapes
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>>34411912
most of the time your answers suck and make her not want to keep the conversation going but she's got a gambling addiction and hopes if she pulls the lever often enough, she might get a fun one every now and then
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>>34411915
oh please no I just got over a BPDemon I don't need this shit in my life
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I am a bachelor. I sweep women of their feet.
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>>34411919
>it's HIS fault I hot/cold!!!
don't believe that anon, guy. hot/cold behavior is usually the earliest red flag they let slip. they just can't help themselves
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I'd be handsome if I didn't have this fucking chipmunk chin and mouth
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>>34411922
you attract the people that match your energy, if she treats you like shit, you are shit
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Women are so easy. Pretty creatures.
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>>34411924
so what does it say about me if I attracted a girl that was very obsessive?
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>>34411873
Do you really thing a rhinoplasty will fix your love life
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>>34411924
Is that why my dad beat my mom until they divorced. Because she was a bad person.
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>>34411924
>if she treats people like shit, she's shit.

fixed and made sensible, rational.
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I'vegot friends in high places. We go skiing together.
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>>34411930
atoga ski/snowboard trip fucking when?
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>>34411928
yes, she sounds fucked up if she married a guy that ended up beating the shit out of her for years, lol
nobody with their ducks in a row would end up in a situation like that
>>34411929
>I'm NEVER the problem
sure
>>34411926
crazy people attract crazy people, yes, the crazy doesn't have to be the same flavor of crazy, just the same level of crazy
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>>34411933
>crazy people attract crazy people, yes, the crazy doesn't have to be the same flavor of crazy, just the same level of crazy
that sounds accurate, and I was the same kind of insane as her.
but after breaking up with her I think that kind of behavior is cringe
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>>34411933
Lol I know you love to bait and troll but c'mon man don't do that.
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>>34411932
Eventually. Then we can all have hot chocolate sing karaoke and get drunk together
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How was the weekend sex, femanon?
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>>34411909
From what I've heard, something like half of those who cosmetic surgery go back for more. It's not that extreme.
>fixing it once (with a good surgeon and realistic expectations) can actually improve quality of life a lot
As somebody with plenty of insecurities they've been bullied about, playing into their hands isn't the way to go. It's basically giving fuel to all of your anxiety and self-esteem issues. A very expensive band-aid for a problem that's inevitably going to pop back up sooner or later, probably worse than before now that you've fed it.
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>>34411938
why are you such a cuck anon?
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>>34411935
where's the bait?
>>34411934
crazy behavior is cringe, realizing how cringe it is is how you become less crazy over time, like a stone being polished by being tumbled in sand for a long time
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>>34411938
Was alright for the circumstances.
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>>34411941
If your kid got into a relationship and someone beat the shit out of them would you give them the same treatment. "Your fault"
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>>34411941
Crazy is not so easily contained.
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>>34411940
Oh no! Anon didn't get laid. :'(
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>>34411909
20M here thx for the advice and yeah I agree entirely with this post too. i honestly cant wait to fix my nose because its literally the only thing I hear when people wanna poke fun at me. its nice to know someone else has to put up with the same shit i do. best of luck
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>>34411896
Just because you're not seeing it personally doesn't mean that you're not contributing
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real women suck bee women are soo much better
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>>34411946
Evolutionarily speaking, if women were good persons, they wouldn't need to be so pretty. Seems like enough evidence to me that 'women bad', no?
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>>34411928
>Because she was a bad person.
How is your mother a good person for getting you an abusive father?
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>>34411943
yeah, I'd help them analyze why that happened and what they could do differently in the future to never end up in a situation like this again
>>34411944
I didn't say anything about containment, it's about learning your lessons and if the lesson you get out of ending up in shit situations with shit people treating you like shit is "fuck people, they all suck" each time, the result will be more bitterness, more reclusion, more loneliness, more revenge fantasies, more hate, more anger
if you never spend time examining how you added to the problem, maybe by who you chose to be around, how you contributed to them feeling like their behavior was acceptable, how you enabled them, how you may have done shit things too that made them feel like they were in the right to treat you like that etc, you'll never grow out of it
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>>34411951
You should get a hobby.
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>>34411936
I want to see femanon eat shit on the bunny hills
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I deserve an abusive gf
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I deserve an adventure.
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>>34411953
I was more leaning toward you can't contain schizophrenia and that kind of crazy. You are correct.
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>>34411954
Nta but as someone who's mom got beaten by my dad, she definitely had a part in the whole situation. Neither of them was an innocent victim, yet they both thought they weren't the problem.
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I still think about the anon that was calling us raped trash lol
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>>34411960
schizophrenia is an advanced form of crazy, yeah
that would be hard to rise above but I don't think it would be impossible
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>>34411949
There's literally a sex doll flower for bees. Even bee men gave up on bee women
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>>34411948
So I’m the problem?
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Arden Cho (ENG voice actress of Rumi from Kpop demon hunters) is so good looking despite being 40. First time I fell for an Asian woman
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>>34411965
because bee man can compete with me (I'm fucking all their women)
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So excited for summer. I want to hold grasshoppers.
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>>34411954
I used to up until recently but I had to stop defending the actions of evil women for fun.
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>>34411970
I hate summer :(
I wish it was winter every day
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>>34411967
Not the point.
Your actions and inactions still have effect. Think of it as you're important.
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How come India doesn't have any soft power in the Western world? They literally have a billion dollar industry in Bollywood
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>>34411977
Because nobody except Indians want to watch that shit
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I deserve a nudist gf
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>>34411974
I love winter
We could cuddle and be cozy together… if you’re a woman of course
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>>34411981
what makes you think I'm a woman?
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>>34411982
His penis
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>>34411974
Both are wonderful. I prefer Summer. The sea. The wonderful sea and the crickets.
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>>34411983
I get called a woman here so much it's kind of annoying, I thought women weren't real.
>>34411984
if I lived near a beach or close to nature I'm sure I would enjoy the other seasons but as of now I hate everything except autumn and winter
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>>34411977
There's no such thing as soft power.
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if a woman tried to get me to have a hands free orgasm does that mean she is trying to feminize me?
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Rome fell. Egypt fell. The United Kingdom will fall. Only /atoga/ shall remain.
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>>34411977
That would probably backfire. Were I in charge of the Indian diaspora, I'd probably have them lay low until the poop memes blow over.
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>>34411978
How come Japanese media and korean media got popular in the west though? Both foreign industries that got popular overnight. There must be a market for Indian pop culture as well
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>>34411992
indian movies are just THAT bad
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>>34411992
Apples to oranges. It's out there and accessible to everyone, if they wanted to consume it they would.
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>>34411990
GORDOREROMALEROPERDOR!!!
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Woke up at 2 am from anxiety and can’t fall back asleep
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>>34411993
Are you muslim?
>>34411994
fuck you
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>>34411997
brelgh
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>>34411999
no I just don't have shit taste in movies
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>>34411999
Not my fault it's steaming dogshit and nobody wants it.
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>>34411992
Indian mythology used to be pretty popular.
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>>34412000
What do I do
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>>34411997
You have meds for everything under the sun but not this
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>>34412005
shrampfulling techniques
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>>34411999
>Are you muslim?
The biggest Indian movie star is Muslim.
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Aren't Pakistanis Indians but muslim?
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guys gyno is making me look like a tranny, it's so fucking over
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>>34412009
Basically
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>>34412005
Stop looking at screens about it
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Had a dream about the girl at the taco truck again :(
We’re both in the same scenes it seems so maybe I’ll see her around again
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>>34412009
British India included modern day India, Pakistan, and Bangladesh. When the British left religious tensions lead to the countries partitioning into India and Pakistan (Bangladesh was originally part of Pakistan). There was large amounts of population transfer over the new border to make the countries more homogeneous.
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Oh man my gut is going to blow. I ate so much.
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>>34412019
*punches your stomach*
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>>34412017
Interesting. Thank you.
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I'm a White girl and I have nothing but good memories from my trip to India.

Lovely people, lovely food, many good looking men
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>>34412020
*vomits all over my self*
W-why? *tears swell up with tears*
It will take me all day to get this food out of my nose now.
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>>34412022
post your indian man hands
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I forget to see what I wrote before clicking post most of the time. Does it matter? No. People here are smart enough to know what I meant.
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"omg why do they hate us" yeah take a fuckin guess
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State sex and the last full meal you ate.

For me (M) it was a sandwich with ham, Muenster cheese, lettuce, tomato, and ranch dressing on light rye, a handful of sour cream and onion chips, a clementine, and a coffee flavored Greek yogurt.
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>>34412022
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There’s nothing better than taking a shit on a day where I didn’t drink coffee and didn’t over hydrate. God DAMN that was smooth
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>>34412028
F, last full meal was easter brunch, which was baguette, feta, pepper salami, brie and orange juice
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>>34412006
I don’t have meds for anything
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>>34412023
sorry, your belly was looking extra punchable tonight
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I will get my own place one day
I will invite women over and they will cum
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>>34412035
I believe the first two
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>>34412013
I did for an hour couldn’t calm down
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Explosive candles indoors
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>>34412037
the mold prevents you from falling asleep
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>>34412007
How do you come up with this stuff
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You need ONE hour of no screen time before bed time.
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>>34412039
:(
>>34412041
I did that I fell off this weekend though
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>>34412041
I usually just listen to a podcast until I drift off.
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>>34412035
I will have my own place one day
I will have a gf one day
When she comes over, we'll have a rule that she's not allowed to wear anything at my place.
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Sleep is more important than food.
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>>34412033
Yeah let's forget about all the shit you bought and your failed treatments
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>>34412022
Gm
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>>34412041
that never works for me
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Need brown cheeks to plap.
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>>34412045
I’ve now managed to incorporate fruits and vegetables daily into my diet. Fixing my sleep is next
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*Extremely pale cheeks that go very red when you plap them
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Girls of atoga, have you ever dated an Indian man? What was it like?
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how can people watch other people play golf for hours?
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Ladies, does your vulva slit start in front of you or under you?
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>>34411864
>>34411875
This is not new or gendered. There are types of OCD that gives intrusive thoughts about sexual violence and more. In almost all cases they don’t act on it, and usually become increasingly depressed because they know they don’t want this. There are therapy and medicine that can help people like her to have a normal healthy lives, many have children of their own.
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>>34412046
What’s with the attitude
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Damn it I am supposed to be relaxing now but they are renovating the flat upstairs.
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>>34412040
barbarous names
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My boots are shaving off my ankles from the friction, so why isn’t my hand shaving my penis from the friction?
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my legs are too skinny now
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>>34412043
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>>34412063
Because of your boots?
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>>34412059
Par for the course
Put down your phone or sure ain't helping you sleep
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>>34412002
What'd you take?
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>>34412065
I'm not that anon, hmm now I'm wondering if I would look good wearing boots
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/atoga/ silent film production
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>>34412069
I wish you'd be silent, yes
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>>34412066
I can’t be alone
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why do guys hide their height on dating apps? I don't care about it I'm just curious if they get more matches that way
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Pa pa pa paaaa pa pa pa pa paaaa drm drm na na na na na naa na na naaa naa UNIVERSAL
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pretty pink asshole gf
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>>34412071
You won't be alone though
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>>34412070
I am silent. These are just sentences.
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>>34412073
thats now how that goes
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>>34412067
shrooms and lsd one time each i was too young and stupid to realize they aren’t a joke and i should not take them
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>>34412077
Close enough
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>>34412076
we both know you can hear the words in your mind when you write them, so please be silenter
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>>34412075
Lol yes I will
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Would you leave your bf, if he didn't know he was cheese?
https://youtu.be/kJAt0tly1F8
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The key to being a loser who doesn't do anything is cultivating an interesting in literature. That way you can at least imagine yourself to be superior to the nonreading public. Also reading feels like accomplishing something even though it's really no different from consuming entertainment in any other medium.
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>>34412079
you should try pic rel
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>>34412080
ʸᵉˢ ᵇᵒˢˢ
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>>34411910
>Yeah I am never dating men again.
lol same

>>34411913
>her
>Dubai
Ruh-roh!

>>34411923
If my grandma didn't have wheels, she would have been a bike!

>>34411938
>How was the weekend sex, femanon?
My butthole lowkey kinda hurts. I'm out of practice.

>>34411992
Different values, and the US has had a vested interest in Japan and Korea.

>>34412009
Yes. It's important to remember that though they are different countries, India, Pakistan, Bangladesh, and Sri Lanka are all the same place. Nepal is like the Indonesia of Indians. They're ethnically Asian, but just as retarded as their counterparts.

>>34412028
>the last full meal you ate.
I had grilled chicken breast, stewed okra, roasted carrots, and a Biscoff trifle for dessert.

>>34412052
>have you ever dated an Indian man?
I would rather fill my pussy with rubber cement and go live in a cloister than every willfully touch an Indian "man"
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>>34412072
>I'm just curious if they get more matches that way
Yes, women are even using height filters on those apps
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>>34412083
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>>34412081
No you won't. I'll be there all night you just won't see me
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>>34412086
g̵̯͖̣̭͍̙͓̥͖͎̾̋̾́̍͋̏͗͗o̵̡̨̨̰̖̩̝̝̺̣̠̝̿͐̒̌̓̉̉̇̇̋͝ǒ̸̡̢͚͙̱̭̘̖̬̣̓̋̑̍̆̕ͅd̶͉̠͇̰̯̋̀͌͒̔͂̋̋̃̍̿̋͗͠ ̶̡̡̛̞̦̫͉̱͎̳̼̩̫̩͔͈̳̼͇̿͒͆̎͛̽͜͜͜b̷̛͉͍̫̭̤͔̯̿͌̐̓̒̑̿̊͆̍̈́̄̈́̆̚̚͘̕ỏ̵̺̣̬̟̩̌̈́̈́͋̂̏͘͝͝y̶̢̞̯̬̿̀̈́̓̑͑̾͋̎͗͐͂̒͘͠
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>>34412087
>My butthole lowkey kinda hurts. I'm out of practice.
Strapped you down hard, did she? How big was she?
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>>34412087
Himmler loves Joker
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>>34412078
How old were you?
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>>34412094
(·•᷄_•᷅ )
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>>34412072
Aren't you a perspicacious one? Such a thoughtful dilemma.
Here's another for you: what would a guy be inclined to do if he was 5'11.9?
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>>34412090
I'm an aesthete, your base words don't hurt me.
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>>34412101
open wiiide
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>>34412096
>Strapped you down hard, did she?
Yeah
>How big was she?
I don't know the exact measurement, but felt like a solid 6 inches or so.

>>34412097
>Himmler loves Joker
He only had eyes for Adolf-senpai!
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If you don't reply to this post your mot-
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>>34412099
whats with the mole?
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>>34412103
>but felt like a solid 6 inches or so.
Confirmed straplet. Why fuck a woman who won't shell out for real hardware?
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>>34412104
leave my moth alone
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>>34412105
I think it's sweat. I dunno. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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I’m going to do mushrooms with my friend this summer! I would like to do acid but I’m saving that for after the shrinks since all I’ve done so far is a lot of weed
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>>34412108
are you marily monroe?
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>>34412103
>I don't know the exact measurement, but felt like a solid 6 inches or so.
Did she make you suck it first?
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mold can grow behind your eyes :)
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>>34412106
>Why fuck a woman who won't shell out for real hardware?
That's entirely on me. The one I use on her is much bigger, but I'm just not a fan of size.
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>>34412110
Maybe I was in another life. It would explain my beauty.
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>>34412080
AHHHHHHHH!!!!
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Too many people have an inner voice. This should only be reserved for a select few.
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>>34412112
>mold
I automatically read it as moid at first glance now
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>>34412112
Whatever
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>>34412093
That’s so scary when you say it like that
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>>34412118
well there is a moid behind my eyes
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>>34412098
like 17 it was a long time ago, i thought it might solve my anxiety or just be cool. it was neither
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>>34412117
I wish my inner voice would shut the fuck up already
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The Pink Panther will be mine!
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>>34412126
What happened
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>>34412111
>Did she make you suck it first?
No, that's not the proper way to lubricate a dildo. I get the visual aspect, but sucking a strap-on has always seemed weird from a functional standpoint. Like, I've done it and had it done, but that doesn't make it less weird. It's not even just heteronormativity.

>>34412122
Dildos don't bust early, but then most women lack the power behind their thrusts that men have. Double-edged sword, y'know.

>>34412128
>The Pink Panther will be mine!
Hamburbur
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daily staring at the sun directly until I go blind so I can collect disability money
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>>34412132
man, I can barely open my eyes when I go outside, how are you even staring at the sun?
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>>34412131
>I get the visual aspect, but sucking a strap-on has always seemed weird from a functional standpoint.
It's a shame we haven't entered the cyberpunk age with nerve-dildos the recipient can feel
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>>34412133
I am a child of the sun, I am merely gazing at my father
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>>34412134
>>34412131
the giver* can feel
i'm brain malfunctioning
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>>34412134
We never will. We will skip over that because there will be absolutely no need for it when we disable our urges for sexual intercourse to focus on more important things.
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>>34412134
You can't just plug a new sensory input into the brain and expect it to know what to do with it.
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>>34412135
why does he hurt my eyes when I'm not even looking at him?
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>>34412135
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=scyC9A6o_Ts
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>>34412123
I will watch over you not as a threat but as a friend. You cannot speak to me though I will not respond
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>>34412140
you have to prove yourself worthy of his light first
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>>34412052
Briefly.. I normally wouldn't choose to but we knew each other long term through a game. I learned after some time that he lived in my city so we decided to hang out. Didn't know his ethnicity till we met, he was a nice boy. He told me he loved me after seeing each other like 2 times. He had a nice job/apartment all of that but somehow was still very dependent on his parents. I quickly learned everything in his life was dictated by them, and I can't deal with someone that doesn't think for themself.
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>>34412138
The asexual anti-pleasure bugman techbros will NOT win
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>>34412143
fuck him I prefer the moon <3
(if the sun is the father does that mean the moon is the mother?)
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>>34412146
It's that or extinction.
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>>34412141
those pesky floor knobs
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>>34412148
ofc you would, momma's boy
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>>34412148
They are not even the same species
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>>34412150
You are quite literally advocating for human extinction
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>>34412153
race mixing goes all the way back
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>>34412152
mom is nice, dad is scary
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>>34412154
We can still reproduce but it will only br until we perfect cloning.
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Personally I'm more of a stars guy
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>>34412157
>human extinction speedrun
total asexual death
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ad police files taught me that a cyberpunk future would be terrifying
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>>34412158
so rebellious
>>34412156
pfsh
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>>34412153
the moon was definitely dating down
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>>34412159
When we cure death you can fuck all you want
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>>34412142
I don’t need that I don’t need a ghost
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>>34412134
>It's a shame we haven't entered the cyberpunk age with nerve-dildos the recipient can feel
Type shit

>>34412138
You underestimate how much humans love being horny.

>>34412139
Yeah, we're still working on output with robotic prosthetics, but I assume it can be done. Maybe not to the point that it's viable for commercial use.

>>34412150
I choose extinction. Like Robin Williams said in that movie that nobody saw, "As a robot, I could have lived forever. But I tell you all today, I would rather die a man, than live for all eternity a machine."

>>34412148
>>34412152
SELÛNE!

>>34412160
Transhumanism would be lit, tho.
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>>34412165
delete that pic
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Well nobody is going to force it onto you. But when we cure ageing you will ask us for salvation and you will get none.
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>>34412164
I'm not a ghost I just stick to the shadows. But I'll come out when the time is right
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>>34412165
>Transhumanism would be lit, tho.
would it?
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my moon mommy keeps me company when I go to the cemetery in the middle of the night <3
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And of course machinery would be only for a short duration. We will strive for biological purity
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>>34412172
cronje
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>>34412174
that's now how you spell "based"
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>>34412139
You underestimate how quickly the brain learns and adapts to that type of thing. It's not much different to tool usage.
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>>34412176
wouldn't something like that overwork the brain or something?
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>>34412175
no wonder you feel lifeless if you seek the company of the dead
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>>34412130
nothing they were just shitty trips and I didn’t understand that my brain can’t take those kinds of substances
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Women is it an ick/dealbreaker if a man did cocaine once in his younger days?
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>>34412177
How would it do that?
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>>34412179
Did you see anything? How did you feel?
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>>34412182
anon in the morning after visiting the cemetery
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I had such smooth skin and it’s just gone forever
Why did no one want me then? My teeth? My face?
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>>34412165
I genuinely doubt the kind of transhumanism with robotics, computers, and electronics will actually be successful
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>>34412185
your skin just took a while to catch up with your vibe, others were able to sense it long before it became visible
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>>34412185
You have a weird type of vibe that's unappealing to most but extremely appealing to a very few.
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>>34412185
Bas juju.
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>>34412187
Average atoga moid build.
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>>34412187
Where'd you get a picture of me?
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>>34412178
I used to seek the company of the living but I'm too autistic to communicate with normal people.
also I don't feel lifeless I don't know where you're getting that from
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>>34412193
that adds up, say hello to your bone frens from me
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>>34412181
well say you get two extra arms, your brain is used to 4 limbs but now it has to control 6 limbs, doesn't that mean your brain is using more energy now?
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>>34412169
Okay
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>>34412195
I don't speak chinese so I can't talk to them :/
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>>34412198
the language of the dead is universal, they'll know what you said
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>>34412188
My vibe was good
>>34412189
I guess? That’s not good
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Love roleplaying in /atoga/
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>>34412197
Put down the screen go the fuck to sleep
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10:53
Good night
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>>34412199
that's good to know!
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>ignores my question
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>>34412201
>my vibe was good
thats not on you to decide, the results speak for themselves
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Americans don't say "donkey's years" to mean a long time, and I think that's sad.
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>>34412196
I mean our brains grew in size and complexity as we evolved along with the energy they required. It's pretty much a matter of requiring more glucose to function. Things like the intestinal tract are probably the biggest "competitor" with brain energy and size, biologically speaking.
A robot-dick would be something like an enlarged clitoris to the brain I'd imagine.
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guys, rejecting women feels good, it's like a drug
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>>34412204
what the helly is that schedule
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>>34412210
breh sold his soul to the devil
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>>34412211
It's bad sche
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>>34412201
Nothing great ever came from the common, the mundane, the mediocre. The best results come from the outliers.
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>>34412214
I will never love again, sorry
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>>34412215
how can you sleep when the sun is out, you will die
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>>34412218
nta but I hate the sun, I never get any sunlight
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>>34412217
don't apologize to me, you need to apologize to yourself for being such a traitor
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>>34412218
I will out my curtains to use. I was up all night couldn't sleep now I am tired. I will sleep now I will wake up eat go back to sleep.
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>>34412204
Are you Hawaiian?
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>>34412219
that explains some things
>>34412222
quads of cursed rest
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>>34412220
how am I a traitor?
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>>34412224
>that explains some things
such as?
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>>34412225
you have let yourself get to the "guess thats how one has to be/act on this bitch of an earth" stage of descension
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>>34412223
I'm a cat
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>>34412226
the forlorn look in your eyes
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>>34412207
Do you think every person with acne is just a horrible human with an evil soul?
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>>34412227
I didn't reject those girls thinking that, I just don't want to get hurt again and I don't have the energy for another relationship right now, but I won't lie, it felt good.
I don't want to be like this anons....
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>>34412231
fuck, he knows
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>>34412233
no, bad vibes doesn't mean horrible and evil, it can also mean they have no spine and let others treat them badly, having lost hope, being anxious and tense and neurotic 24/7, engaging with too much heavy content, feeling claustrophobic in your own life, just an overall low frequency symptom
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>>34412170
I just want cybernetic eyes that can zoom in a mile and cool ass robot limbs that can rip metal doors off their hinges.
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>>34412236
>I just don't want to get hurt again
ofc, it would be even weirder if you didn't try to protect yourself
>I won't lie, it felt good
because it felt like rightful revenge and having your own back
>I don't want to be like this anons
see? your soul's still in there, listen to it, it will tell you how to protect yourself without becoming what you tried to protect yourself from in the first place
don't let em get you
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Overslept. :|
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Friend keeps bringing up the threesome he had. Pisses me off because I'm insecure and jealous.
How to cope.
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>>34412238
there there, one day you will be able to brave the rays of gold again
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>>34412246
have one yourself
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>>34412246
I genuinely don't understand envy like this, and I'm a lonely sexless virgin loser
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>>34412246
Just accept he has better genes.
It's not like it's your fault or his accomplishment.
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Fuck it. I'm giving in.
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>>34412246
That sounds gross
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>>34412239
And that gives us acne
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>>34412248
I have attracted exactly one (1) woman in my entire life. Attracting two at once sounds less realistic than winning the lottery.
>>34412250
What, you don't wanna live out a porno fantasy where two women want you?
>>34412254
Why's that?
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>>34412248
He probably struggles getting a twosome
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>>34412256
yes, it drains your energy, which lowers your immune system, which makes it easier for bacteria to grow and wreak havoc, it also messes with cell turnover and oil production because it puts you in a constant state of stress and tension, which leads to chronic elevated cortisol, which has a profound negativ effect on skin health
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>>34412260
Nta but what about evil people who look fine and healthy
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>>34412242
yeah ngl I want a cool robot body but at the same time transhumanism sounds scary, guess I could compromise and get a cool suit like the one samus wears
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>>34412258
then maybe you should try to win the lottery first, I heard rich guys have lots of threesomes
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>>34412259
Correct.
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>>34412210
It still doesn't feel good to me, bitter asshole that I am.
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>>34412243
>because it felt like rightful revenge and having your own back
it did! but one of the girls actually told me how hurt she was and then I felt really bad.
>don't let em get you
I won't, I don't want to become a jaded asshole
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I saw ONE of these things EVER for an UNBELIEVABLY LOW price and I'm still holding out hope and trying to find one again. I need one to grace me again you have no idea, it'll be my baby. I was SO CLOSE.
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>>34412247
but the night much more comfortable and the sun hurts my skin and eyes
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>>34412210
No woman has ever asked me out. I've shut down or deliberately ignored attempts to get me to ask them but I doubt it hits the same.
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>>34412239
uhh I am all of these and I never had acne
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>>34412246
You have to realize that comparing your experiences to others will never make you happy. There's always someone out there more fortunate than you in one way or another. You have to find happiness in your own contexts, and hopefully your obsession with threesomes motivated you to reach your own goals.
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>>34412271
I've done it by accident too, at least that's what some friends told me
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>>34412258
>What, you don't wanna live out a porno fantasy where two women want you?
My fantasies aren't so basic and lame.
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https://m.youtube.com/watch/oExmcWc17FI
The woman in the video above suggests we go on more than 1 new date a month.

Does it bode poorly that I'm nowhere close to that?
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Always remember, for every winner of a 3:0, there also has to be somebody who lost 0:3.
Maybe you are the designated loser.
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>>34412267
there's a balance there, it's ok that it feels good to protect your own peace and it's alright to not let people into your life that have no place in it, the issue is only when you seek out and generate such situations on purpose and are unnecessarily cruel when doing what's at it's core a sane and valid thing to do (which is precisely how truly cruel people justify their cruelty, it's that what they do has a sane and valid element, they just use that element to justify their out of proportion cruelty, think elliott rogers justifying his murder spree by feeling slighted by society or jeffrey dahmer justifying eating people because he felt lonely and abandoned etc, in their eyes, they did nothing wrong, and on some level, their actions do make sense and are logical, they simply took it way too far)
you'll intuitively know when you got it right and when you went too far in either direction, I'm not worried though, you seem to have a fine tuned system of conscience, all you have to do is accept it's wisdom
godspeed
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>>34412285
>Literally who says random bullshit
>"Should I take this as gospel?"
Yeah
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>>34412275
bad vibes aren't a scientific system, they manifest in everyone slightly differently like a fingerprint
maybe you struggle with your weight, hair loss, out of control sexual urges, there's endless possible combinations
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>>34412270
yeah, you're not ready yet to hatch and thats ok, there's no rush
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>>34412285
Nothing said in the video is incorrect, so why am I still pissed off?
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>>34412242
I get the impression what you actually want is x-ray vision
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>>34412295
because it's a foid saying it
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>>34412277
I don't have an obsession with threesomes, I envy the fact that someone is desired. When I was in a relationship I didn't care or feel envy for anyone because I knew none of them could match the love I felt, ever. I had found my future wife and scored. I was utterly desired. Now I'm single, bitter, with 6 years poured down the drain and longing for a love that can never be reclaimed as no woman will ever make
me feel the same damn way. It feels as though I've missed out on the greatness of everlasting monogamy and the careless nature of living in one of the most promiscuous places on Earth. To have that rubbed in my face sucks, and it almost feels intentional cause the guy knows I've always struggled with relationships of any kind.
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>>34412300
how did you fumble that relationship? why did you wait way too long to get married?
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The number of recorded incidents of stalking in the UK per year has increased from less than 3000 ten years ago to 135,000 last year. The perpetrator is usually someone the victim knows, and often their ex-partner. And generally male, of course.

Men, do you have anything to say for yourselves?
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I can't compete with other men.
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>>34412305
What is the racial makeup of the perpetrators?
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>>34412305
most likely people's definition of stalking has changed
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>>34412302
Familial stuff on her side, for reasons I can't condense it was necessary to wait until they resolved. But then she got disillusioned due to a myriad of differences in desires.
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>>34412305
Sorry.
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>>34412305
>Men, do you have anything to say for yourselves?
Yes, you look nice today femanon.
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>>34412300
>hung up on an ex
I'm not qualified to help you with this.
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State gender and age.
What's your plan for today?
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>>34412311
the jewish girl?
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>>34412291
uh nope I don't struggle with any of that, not trolling, it's just the truth
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>>34412315
M, 30, go to work, go home, repeat.
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>>34412288
thanks anon!
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>>34412305
>The perpetrator is usually someone the victim knows, and often their ex-partner. And generally male, of course.
>Men, do you have anything to say for yourselves?
I don't know any women, or have any ex partners. Checkmate :)
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Male vtubers are so fucking weird, no?
Only women should be allowed to be vtubers.
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>>34412315
I'm gonna go look for a job and then I'll finally start playing final fantasy 4 (the best one)
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>>34412315
M
Work
Study
Cry
Work out
Maybe mess around with some oblivion mods
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I don't even like masturbating anymore, it's not worth the mess afterwards
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>>34412326
Bro, the shower is the solution.
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>>34412324
>no age
>not even gender
This is why you'll never make it.
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>>34412318
are you dense? those are just examples

or are you claiming you have zero physical, emotional, mental, social, financial, spiritual, metaphysical, educational, interpersonal, psychological, environmental, nutritional, neurological, behavioral, ecological, occupational, material, professional, cultural, historical, philosophical, existential, ethical, developmental, political, legal, technological, strategical, logical, operational, recreational, perceptual, vibrational, transcendental, structural or functional issues at all? come the fuck on... you're posting on atoga, you're not fooling anyone
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>>34412327
it's hard (heh) to masturbate in the shower like it just doesn't feel good
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>>34412328
why does it matter if I have penis or not?
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>>34412332
there's mold under the foreskin of your feminine penis
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How do I psychologically deal with the "nice guys finish last" thing without resorting to anger or apathy?
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>>34412332
That's not the point.
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>>34412329
oh, yeah I have several of those, sorry it's late and I'm distracted
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>>34412315
F, 34. Get ready for work, work, come home and cook lunch, do other housework, cook dinner, enjoy some down time, go to bed.
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Does getting fucked in the ass actually feel good? If not what do you get out of it?
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>>34412333
Owo dickcheese!! yummy
>>34412335
I'm a man and I'm 26, happy now?
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>>34412334
Nice guys don't finish last, passive guys do. Nice and passive aren't synonymous.
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>>34412338
perfect question to start her day, lol
was this on purpose?
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>>34412339
>happy now?
That wasn't for me.
Do better.
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>>34412334
You need a mission. You aren't supposed to care this much about popular opinion, especially as a man, it's a sign of low test.
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>>34412338
Yes. It's satisfying in both a physical and mental way.
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>>34412341
There's a lot of studies on dark tetrad traits being seen as sexy. Hell, lots of guys like femme fatales too.
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>>34412342
I'm gonna have a mental breakdown
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>>34412315
M, 30s
I wanted to go hiking today, but then I couldn't fall asleep thanks to my stupid heart.
Now I'm thinking about what to do today, probably eat the sandwich I prepared. I could clean out my garden pots and hit the treadmill. I should also call a doctor for an appointment.

I somehow lost 1kg over night.
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>>34412345
This was meant for >>34412340
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>>34412334
You have to dig deeper until you realize that this narrative isn't actually true. You can dissolve the narrative from different angles, one of them would for example be that the evil people that get everything you want might have all the riches in the world but can't even look in the mirror anymore. Yes it sounds like cope now because in your imagination, they have it all and are happy and on top of the world but if you'd spent any time with people like that irl where you got an actual glimpse of their actual daily life, what looks like gold now would soon turn into a steaming pile of shit you want nothing to do with.
Keep in mind that thats just one of hundreds of pieces of the puzzle you'd need to put together to destroy that narrative. Right now it feels like the truth and if that was the truth, you'd be angry and resentful rightfully but what if it's not the truth and they just want people to think it's the truth to keep you in a perpetual state of jealousy and feeling of inadequacy because thats precisely how they keep that system functional?
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I love sidescrollers
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>>34412315
F 25
Been stretching all morning. Going to get groceries and do boring calls, then I’m going to dance class
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>>34412338
The idea of it is hot as fuck but it doesn't feel anywhere near as good physically as PIV.
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>>34412355
What kind of dancing?
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>>34412352
>can't even look in the mirror anymore
Nta but do you really think evil people are ashamed of themselves? Really?
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>>34412356
NTA. Why is the idea of dick in the pooper hot?
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>>34412360
Not at the height of their reign, no. But many come to be, yes. Thats why you often see powerful, influential and wealthy people suddenly drop from the face of the earth, not to be seen anymore after having spent years trying to get everyone to look at them from every angle.
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>>34412246
Fuck him and see why two people would want to do it at the same time.

>>34412297
>I get the impression what you actually want is x-ray vision
Infrared would be cool. X-ray vision sounds like brain tumor speedrun.

>>34412315
>What's your plan for today?
Go to the gym in an hour, go home, eat breakfast, goon, work, lunch, goon, dinner, and hell, I might even get on top of my wife tonight.

>>34412326
Just lay down a towel.

>>34412338
>Does getting fucked in the ass actually feel good?
For me personally, yes.
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>>34412362
Nah, most die before then. They do what they do because that's what they want to do, that's what they know best and it brings them satisfaction. Evil people don't suddenly grow a conscience one day.
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i want a gf who loves getting buttfucked more than piv, i would love her so much
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>>34412341
It actually wasn't raunchy enough, if you ask me.
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>>34412365
Sure. Go ahead and do it then, what's stopping you? All you have to do to be like them is to stop giving a shit and do what must be done.
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>>34412366
But piv > anal overall. I have stretches of time where I get more obsessed with buttstuff than regular sex, but it evens itself out when the inconveniences associated with it start to outweigh the novelty.
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>>34412366
>love
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>>34412369
Because I'm not one of them you fucking dolt lol.
You speak of the "truth" tell me, what is the truth.
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>>34412363
>X-ray vision sounds like brain tumor speedrun.
Not literal x ray vision. Coomer see through clothes x ray vision.
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>>34412375
As long as you long for what they have, a part of them lives inside you because having what they have is achieved by being the way they are, so craving that means you have the seed for evil inside of you too. Being jealous of them for having grown that seed into a tree is how you nourish yours and it might be about to sprout, so be careful where you put your focus.
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>>34412363
Who's in the goon roster?
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>>34412377
I never said any of that
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>>34412374
do not accuse me of being shallow, when i am finally blessed with love I will feel it deeper than you ever will
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>>34412354
>I love sidescrollers
I'm thinking of playing Mario 3 again. I never beat it as a kid.
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>>34412379
Sure
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>>34412340
Bruh, we know about the shadowdaddies
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>>34412382
I literally said nta. I'm not that guy. I just wanted to call you out for blowing hot air out your ass.
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What's your Enneagram /atoga/?
State Gender and post your results
https://www.eclecticenergies.com/enneagram/test
do either test
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>>34412363
>Just lay down a towel.
or I could stop being a gooner
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>>34412305
>often their ex-partner
So, not your average atogaman
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>>34412381
I have beaten that game before (but not as a kid) I like it way more than mario world but I also like sonic more than mario
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>>34412385
>14 pages
Fuck that
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>>34412389
do the shorter one then, lazy
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>>34412385
Fuck your pseudoscience foid bullshit!
The real men check their personalities through the colors of their MTG decks instead!
https://still-anchorage-15218.herokuapp.com/
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>>34412316
No.
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>>34412391
dimir/esper chud here
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>>34412391
>look i found something too am I special?
this shit is far more pseudoscientific than what i posted
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>>34412385
I'm 1w2 or 2w1. What does that mean?
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>>34412315
Work. Go home. Do my gfs homework. Sleep.
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>>34412391
>The real men check their personalities through the colors of their MTG decks instead!
Astartes chapter*
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>>34412305
Rape in Sweden has also gone up a lot in the past few decades. I wonder why.
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>>34412402
Because of Julian Assange. He's a one-man golden horde
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>>34412378
>Who's in the goon roster?
Currently playing my backlog of H-games.

>>34412386
>or I could stop being a gooner
Sounds like too much work.

>>34412402
Stop noticing things
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>>34412402
Source? Don't believe every low IQ incel meme you read on /pol/.
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>>34412385
f, not a single clue what that means
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>>34412399
>chapter*
A bit easier with legions, no?
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>>34412338
Gf describes it as taking a big shit and the euphoria you feel after your stretched asshole is finally allowed to relax, repeated as many times as she wants (she always does it cowgirl, not comfortable with me thrusting yet). So for her, it's nice in a very different way than PIV.
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>>34412390
I did the big one idk what this means
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>>34412405
>Sounds like too much work.
not really, am I surrounded by coomers?
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>>34412305
Women don't know me and I don't know them, therefore they are "safe" and I'm letting their abusefwbs do the work. I'll still be blamed, but I know it's not and cannot be my fault personally.
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>>34412407
Sure.
https://www.researchgate.net/figure/Number-of-reported-rapes-in-Sweden-by-type-and-victims-age-1981-2010-In-Sweden-minors_fig2_275649144
In Norway it was reported that every "assault-rape" around the same time was committed by immigrants.
Anyway, last I talked about this I was banned for off-topic, so this is all I'll post.
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>>34412409
Fair. But I'm a Mantis Warriors simp.
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>>34412412
You're on 4chan
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Nigga really asked us to do the quiz and dipped
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>>34412415
NTA
>2010
Sweden wasn't really heavily immigrated to back then that it would already have an impact:
https://www.macrotrends.net/global-metrics/countries/swe/sweden/net-migration
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>>34412405
>Currently playing my backlog of H-games
Never tried those. Are there any that are actually good games, horniness aside?
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>>34412420
Analytics
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>>34412424
Could at least share your conclusions
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>>34412397
1's fear is being corrupted, defective or evil, their desire is perfectionism. Their main vice is Anger.
2's main fear is being unlovable, and their desire is to feel worthy of love. Their 'vice' is Pride. They often deny their own needs and strive to help others to fulfil that motivation.
The first number is your core type, while the wing (w) affects how your type expresses itself.
>>34412408
Type 5's are driven by the fear of incompetence or helplessness. They feel the need to retreat, often into their heads, so that they will not be 'overwhelmed' by the demands of the real world. Their vice is 'greed', in that they are stingy with their energy and focus.
>>34412411
6s main fear is in security, they're afraid of having no support or guidance, their vice is fear.
7's (gluttony) main fear is missing out or deprivation. 6w7 would be the more enthusiastic and adventurous type of 6.
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>>34412415
Oh and also:
>and sex with someone by improperly exploiting them while they are unconscious (e.g. due to intoxication or sleep) was included in the definition of rape in 2005.
>For example, a 2008 ruling by the Supreme Court decided that digital penetration of the vagina, on a woman who is intoxicated or sleeping, shall be regarded as a sexual act comparable to sexual intercourse, and is therefore an act of rape.
This most likely also increased the number of reported rapes.

I know your ilk likes simplistic answers, but you really have to look at all the factors.
Not saying immigrants are less or more likely to rape, just refuting your simplistic, incorrect assumption
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>>34412426
>They feel the need to retreat, often into their heads, so that they will not be 'overwhelmed' by the demands of the real world. Their vice is 'greed', in that they are stingy with their energy and focus.
yeah, pretty much spot on
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>>34412427
>are less or more likely to rape
More.
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>>34412429
Welcome to the club fellow 5w4
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>>34412425
I'm NTA. Just pointing it out.
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>>34412430
And well off people are less likely to be caught.
I knew I shouldn't have included that, there was always going to be one like you...
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>>34412426
>6s main fear is in security
Maybe? I'd say my greatest fear is powerlessness and watching shit go south without being able to do anything about it.
>fear is missing out or deprivation
Sure I guess
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>>34412433
we should establish a lodge that we then never visit
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>>34412427
>Not saying immigrants are less or more likely to rape
What is your opinion on that?
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>>34412435
I'm sure your unfalsifiable claim that can explain the >10x jump per capita we see for certain groups from certain countries in Norway.
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anyone else ever just get mentally lost when not focused on something? Like you're sitting in your room not really on the computer or watching something just sitting there?
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>>34412441
I wouldn't call that getting mentally lost, thats just existing.
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>>34412440
Oh, you mean something the other anon did not show?
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>>34412436
>I'd say my greatest fear is powerlessness
This is the 8's main fear, they're afraid of being dominated or controlled, but they're also a lot more domineering and controlling than 6s.
The sx instinctual variant of the 6 is 'counterphobic', in that they take risks and enjoy readily confronting their fear to prove they aren't afraid, they're often mistaken for 8's. I don't want to confuse anyone by getting too deep into instinctual variants unless they're cool with it though.
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>>34412440
JH likes to backwards rationalize. The starting point is "nationality cannot be a factor here, because it would be uncomfortable if it was."
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>>34412437
we wouldn't even be bothered to come up with a cool secret handshake either
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>>34412449
So basically a little bit of everything
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>>34412450
It's exhausting
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>>34412450
>JH
Another thing that lives rent free in your brain, eh.
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>>34412456
>stop noticing things
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>>34412451
we'd probably start a conversation and midway through feel like the others views don't perfectly align with our meticulously established internal web of meaning and slowly transition to surface level pleasantries and then never talk again
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>>34412457
I am not JH, you mentally stunted cunt.
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>>34412438
*crickets*
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>>34412460
You're right. She's smarter than you.
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>>34412458
>we'd probably start a conversation and midway through feel like the others views don't perfectly align with our meticulously established internal web of meaning
painfully accurate
until we actually mesh with someone and then become embarrassingly intense
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>>34412446
Unfortunately I don't have this one with the source embedded (not saved on my phone). So here's the source, from the census bureau:
https://www.ssb.no/sosiale-forhold-og-kriminalitet/kriminalitet-og-rettsvesen/statistikk/etterforskede-lovbrudd/artikler/nye-tall-for-siktelser-og-innvandrerbakgrunn/_/attachment/inline/c43c5c87-0199-40d6-af72-30165f10a0d3:f54b411a114ecd9087d061ec7b9dfe3c36871591/Tabell%202%20lovbrudde.xlsx
Scroll down to "SIKTELSER PER 1000 INNGYGGERE (alle aldre)", meaning "charges per capita". The number is pre-calculated for you.
"Seksuallovbrudd" means sexual crimes, i.e. rape and other things.
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>>34412463
I accept your defeat, it's good you can recognize your error.
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>>34412464
very embarrassing indeed, please don't remind me, lol
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>>34412467
>it's good you can recognize your error
If only you could do the same.
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>>34412465
Womp womp.
Wtf is with Cuba btw?
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>>34412469
I know I'm going to regret asking this.
And what do you delude yourself to think my error was?
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>>34412470
No clue. It disappeared in the subsequent period they sampled, so it was probably a rape gang. But I never heard anything about a crackdown in the news.
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>>34412468
It's a unique kind of pain but at least there are people out there that feel it too.
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>>34412454
I feel like a retard for asking but what part of the post is this in reply to?
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>>34412473
whats your second highest number and wing?
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>>34412477
I'm definitely a 5w4. I'm probably an sx5.
My second highest result would have been 4w5 when I took the test. I personally cannot relate to the Envy of type 4's, honestly.
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since I stopped smoking I get hungrier, fuck this I'm gonna start smoking again
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>>34412475
I mean I resonate with the fear of helplessness of the 5 more than the security of the 6, I don't like being dominated or controlled but doesn't everyone. I'm just saying I see a little bit of myself in all of them, maybe some more than others
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>>34412471
Can't you just scroll up? I don't want to kick a woman while she's down.
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>>34412483
>I don't like being dominated or controlled but doesn't everyone
Anon, I...
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>>34412486
Generally speaking. Besides the ones that do want it on their own terms
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>>34412426
>1's fear is being corrupted, defective or evil
That can't be right. I'm effectively already corrupted.
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>>34412450
Fix your radar.
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>>34412461
>crickets
She's too cowardly to answer.
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>>34412484
>the retard still thinks I am JH
Absolute retardation on your end, kid.
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>>34412480
it's pretty accurate for me but there's also some nuances that are off, but thats to be expected from such broad categories
still interesting to look into
https://youtube.com/shorts/X3bXvn0-eew
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>>34412498
Nothing in that post implies you're JH.
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>>34412483
Oh yeah that makes sense.
So 7,6,5 are all head types, and they're in the fear triad, so all three are motivated by security to some degree.
>7's avoid fear and negative feelings by "escaping" into novelty, distraction, running seeking out future possibilities
>6's avoid fear by seeking support through external systems, structures or authority. There's a tendency for them to foresee worst case scenarios and think through how to handle them
>5's avoid fear by withdrawal, minimizing their external needs, gaining knowledge and analyzing the world from a distance.
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Why does seeing redheads or other coloured girls outside make me feel fuzzy and happy?
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>>34412481
I personally went to chewing gum after quitting smoking. Lip smacking like that isn't a good look, but it keeps my mouth busy so I don't want to smoke or snack.
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>>34412499
That's what I think is good about the instinctual variants (sx, sp, so), it adds a bit more nuance to each type. Regardless, I do find that sometimes many descriptions exaggerate the differences between each type just for emphasis.
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I know no one gives a shit but I feel incredibly lonely tonight. What can I do?
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>>34412503
It's called having a big stupid boner, anon. I thought men learned this early on?
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>>34412500
Ok, incel.
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>>34412492
who corrupted you anon..
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>>34412510
It's not a boner thing, it's like seeing a cute deer
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>>34412505
guess I could try that, it's probably less expensive too
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>>34412509
Post on 'toga and watch a comedy show
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>>34412511
>argumentum ad hominem
I accept your defeat.
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>>34412512
The internet, I guess. Also male attention and dick in general.
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>>34412513
Stop thinking about fucking deer, anon. Please.
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>>34412520
Only animal I'd fuck is a horse(girl)
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>>34412509
Sorry you feel that way, bro. You from Straya?
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>>34412522
That's crazy. I'd fuck ride a centaur, but not a horse(boy). There's a difference.
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>>34412516
Any good ones? It feels wrong intentionally putting on the ones I do know rather than seeing them randomly on TV
>>34412523
Unfortunately so
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>>34412524
JH moment
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>>34412519
I knew you'd be either a 1 or 2
You're always getting lost in horniness, then reigning yourself in with "no, I can't go that far, it's wrong"
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>>34412510
no, boners make your pants really tight and uncomfortable
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How do you come to terms with the fact that you might end up forever alone?
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>>34412517
See above, incel.
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>>34412526
>Unfortunately so
Really? I went there in 2014, It was nice. When I'm feeling lonely I get on osrs and chat with people while bank standing. I played rs2 with all my friends in middle school, so in some ways in feels like home.
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>>34412531
I've always been alone so nothing would be different if I died alone
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>>34412528
And proud.
>>34412529
I feel very understood. Is that more of a 1w2 or a 2w1 thing?
>>34412530
Hot.
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Weirdest thing you did with your partner?
For me it was shaving the hair around her asshole.
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>>34412531
Objectively someone out there could control you like a video game character and get you some friends and a gf, so it means your social failures are a skill issue that can be rectified
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>>34412537
F. Probably toy gangbangs.
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>>34412524
That's furry and kinda degenerate, one is a full blown animal, other just has tail and ears
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>>34412536
I think 1s would want to be understood more, I think 2s are more likely to just want appreciation and to feel needed.
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>>34412531
It's not forever.
One day you will die, which is a lot more frightening.
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>>34412540
Is that what that means?
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>>34412533
Wait, you thought I was calling you JH because I referred to you as "she?" Which means you're actually a bloke? Anon, you just have a feminine affect.
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>>34412542
Those both fit me so well. I guess that's why the 1 and 2 scores were almost the same.
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>>34412539
So one penis (?) and multiple toys?
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>>34412549
Correct.
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>>34412535
I used to think the same until recently. I went on a 1-week trip to turkey with some old high school friends, had a great time, but when we got back home and were at the airport, everyone had their spouses or partners and kids waiting for them… and I was the only one just waiting for a taxi. That shit honestly hit me hard. Humans evolved to live and hunt in groups.
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>>34412550
I see. Penis in mouth, dildos in ass and pussy? Otherwise you're just sucking on plastic.
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>>34412554
I like sucking on plastic, though, so that wasn't an issue.
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>>34412553
oh yeah don't get me wrong, it fucking hurts, but I've come to terms with it
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crazy how Judaism is the only religion that doesn't accept converts
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>>34412524
Knowing JH, a horse(girl) donut is probably not off limits, given the right mental preparation and time of the month.
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>>34412534
Living here is hellish. Partially depends on state/city of course, I'm in Melbourne (mel b'n), aka Cuckbourne, the California of Australia. There are so many societal and cultural problems it's insane. I hate it here. I've never fit in here for a second.
Also Runescape makes me wish for death and the friends I did have are all gone now because they got obsessed with it and did nothing else so I stopped showing up and they forgot about me.
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>>34412547
Do you feel more a need to be "good" or a need to feel loved? Are you the type of person who suppresses their own needs for others?
1s will be more motivated by anger and 2s will be more preoccupied with guilt and shame.
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>>34412557
How old are you?
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>>34412558
But it does accept converts. And that's just the ultra-religious factions.

In Reform Judaism you don't even have to convert to be accepted.
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>>34412558
thats why they created christianity so they can have their cake of exclusivity and eat the fruits of brainwashing the masses too
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>>34412562
26
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>>34412559
I don't understand what sort of jab you're taking, but I can tell you're trying to take one.
>>34412561
>Do you feel more a need to be "good" or a need to feel loved?
Hard to tell. To me, "good" is being helpful to and loved by others, so it overlaps.
>Are you the type of person who suppresses their own needs for others?
Definitely.
>1s will be more motivated by anger and 2s will be more preoccupied with guilt and shame
Fuck, those are like my top three negative emotions.
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>>34412531
You don't, a lot of people get deprs and some kill themselves
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>>34412558
based taoists making zero effort to proselytize their faith
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>>34412441
I get mentally lost scrolling and updating atoga.
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>>34412563
if life’s an MMO then yeah, it’s a “skill issue” but it also means you spent your early levels messing around, skipping quests, and not building stats, while people who spawned at the same time as you have already grinded way ahead

now they’ve got better gear (social skills, experience, relationships), unlocked areas you haven’t even discovered yet, and are running content you’re not even eligible for. you’re basically underleveled trying to queue into late-game lobbies

it’s like joining a ranked match after everyone else has been playing for seasons, you’re not doomed, but you’re starting at a disadvantage and have to grind way harder just to catch up

so yeah, maybe it is fixable in theory, but the longer you wait, the bigger the gap gets. And the worst part is, unlike a game, you don’t have the luxury of infinite time to just grind it out.
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>>34412565
you’re still a kid with plenty of time to set things straight. Life really only stops at 30.
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>>34412555
I was intending to treat my gf to a dildo+cock DP but I chickened out lol
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>>34412571
Nta
No he doesn't, he has year or 2 max and even then it's a struggle. Life stops at 30 but if you're 29 it's probably over, you won't make it
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>>34412260
Why is it only on me face
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>>34412566
>To me, "good" is being helpful to and loved by others, so it overlaps.
>Definitely.
I think you're a 2w1. 1's obsession with goodness is driven by rigid principles they have, and they tend to be more narrow minded about their view on right and wrong. They're also less in touch with their emotions. 2s will be more charming and more gentle and in touch with their emotions than 1s. They'll be a lot less rigid and judgemental in regards to morality also.
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>>34412571
I hope you're right
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>>34412572
If she's into toys and buttstuff, I think you should definitely suggest trying it. I don't want to go on a rant about it, but it's one of those things that's amazing once in a while.
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>>34412572
i really hate the idea of this unless the dildo is attached to another woman
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>>34411873
Terrible idea, would be a deal breaker for me personally
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>>34412575
That sounds right to me. This is fun.
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>>34412573
He’s 26, so he’s got about 4 years before 30 that’s still a solid window if he actually uses it right. Assuming his job situation is stable, he can realistically make big changes in that time.

In a year alone, he can get into good shape at the gym, fix his style, improve social skills, and start putting himself in better environments to meet people. stack that over 3–4 years and it’s a completely different life trajectory
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>>34412583
I should have also said:
>To me, "good" is being helpful to and loved by others
Is the most 2w1 thing ever.
>This is fun.
I've certainly had a lot of fun figuring you out.
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>>34412584
>He’s 26, so he’s got about 4 years before 30 that’s still a solid window if he actually uses it right.
nta but i need to ignore this post so I don't remember how fucked I am
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I know lots of guys who found their first gfs at 26
You can do it anon
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Walter White managed to completely change his life at 50 while dealing with cancer
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>>34412587
I usually don't like personality tests because the results always feel so polarizing and unsubstantiated, but this one seemed pretty comprehensive for so few questions.
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I don’t know any women who found their first bfs at 26, i thinks it’s over
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>>34412590
i'm sad because i'm a 27 year old virgin and missed out on having an older gf
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>>34412581
And she hates the idea of being with another woman.
>>34412579
She is into anal occasionally, but she doesn't like dildos last we discussed it. I got her a small bullet vibrator which we use sometimes, that's about it.
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>>34412584
only 4 years to unfuck my life huh?
>>34412590
I've had gfs before but it never went anywhere because I'm a fucking retard
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>>34412592
Enneagram really does make you feel called out in a way other tests don't honestly.
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>>34412590
I'm 28 and it's literally over, I thought I'd have a gf by 27 but only girls I've had sex with are sluts and prostitutes. I'm tempted to just pick up a addiction to spice up my life
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>>34412596
Do you have a job?
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>>34412599
That's because enneagram doesn't categorize personalities, but rather it categorizes problems and coping strategies
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>>34412602
no, I lost my job a few months ago and haven't been able to get another one, it's over isn't it?
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>>34412596
If you're a Caucasian male, fix your life before the hairline starts going after that it’s a different game. Clock’s ticking
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>>34411992
Japan and Korean are cool places to visit, foreign but almost futuristic to the American mind. I've been to Japan and I want to visit Korea too. I would never step foot in India, at least not in its current state. Japan and Korea conjure up super fast trains and cool gadgets, india conjures up smog and garbage and online scammers
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>>34412595
>doesn't like dildos
I don't have any insight on how to approach the topic, then. I'm obsessed with dildos.
>>34412599
>>34412603
I like it a lot. I'm definitely saving the link.
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>she loves the idea of being with another woman
>anal often
nobody asked, but this is my type
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>>34412606
just admit you're a racist
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>>34412603
That's basically it. It's about your core fears and motivations, and you can see easily how it leads to your behaviors, healthy or unhealthy.
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>>34412028
M, leftovers from Easter. My mom made rice with toasted nuts/raisins and trout stuffed with tarragon along with this omelette thing that's full of chopped herbs that we eat on Easter
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>>34412607
https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLvCxSkhTONgcsx9fvI4ozFSB6Qi-BPXzf&si=s71MpjIkA4odur1D
This is my favorite enneagram thing, but because it is focused on how to write fiction with it. It's focused on the essentials.
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>>34412607
>I like it a lot. I'm definitely saving the link.
I appreciate you and other anons listening to me sperg about it.
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>>34412608
I wonder how many other women it also applies to.
>>34412615
I'll have to check it out after work.
>>34412616
It's very hit or miss to share that sort of thing here, you must've picked a good topic to be invested in and a good time to post about it.
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>>34412604
Were you fired?
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I'm tired of coping with loneliness with prostitutes and porn, should I get a mail order bride from abroad? Being northern European is suffering, nobody wants to date the average swede
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Women

How often do you find yourself stewing over ragebait?
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>>34412620
they didn't renew my contract
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>>34412624
More often than I want to admit, less often than I used to.
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>>34412618
>you must've picked a good topic to be invested in and a good time to post about it.
Gotta be at least somewhat interested in understanding others to post here I'd imagine. Would never have thought the slower hours were the ideal time to post but apparently they were.
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>>34412607
Well like I said, maybe now she has changed. She hated the thought of anal till we tried it.
How'd you go about introducing it?
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>>34412631
This morning has been really nice, actually. Like uncharacteristically nice.
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>>34412315
M, 27, work, stop by the grocery store, come home, have dinner, chill for an hour or two, sleep. My shifts are 10.5 hours long so doesn't leave much room for recreation on my days working
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>>34412628
Does that mean daily? every other day?
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>>34412633
>How'd you go about introducing it?
The toy gangbang, anal, or dildos? To be honest, I was enjoying all three before I got into my current relationship, so it was just a matter of feeling safe and emboldened to share my preferences. I just threw all my "reasonable" weird interests out there and they were reciprocated.
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>>34412618
>I wonder how many other women it also applies to.
All I can do is hope I meet a woman like that eventually. If I never put my expectations or desires to the real world I never have to despair at not fulfilling them.
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>>34412643
I'd say that, on any given day that I post on 4chan, there's a 50/50 chance I'll get mad at someone specifically trying to piss me off.
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>>34412644
Dildos, to a woman who doesn't like them on the outset.
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>>34412646
>If I never put my expectations or desires to the real world I never have to despair at not fulfilling them
I used to think like that. But knowing now that it's possible to have met people who totally and enthusiastically accept some of the weirdest interests I have, I wish I had stopped being so quiet about them sooner. I'm glad that life ended up bringing me to where I am today, but getting here was definitely less happy than it could've been.
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>>34412636
Maybe I have a better sense for that than I realize
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>>34412649
Like I said, I've always liked dildos so nobody had to introduce them to me. You just need to figure out what she likes about sex and how dildos can enhance that, while also being aware of the aspects of dildos that specifically disinterest her. It could be for a ton of reasons, some of which probably can't be worked through without real commitment to compromise.
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>>34412651
We need you here more mornings. Fun tests/oc makers are the second best types of offtopic posts here, in my opinion.
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State gender.
What do you consider a sexy accent?
Which ones would turn you on in the bedroom?
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>>34412657
F. Australian, British, German a little.
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>>34412657
M
Indian
Indian
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>>34412647
Good morning, JH.
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>>34411992
Japan and South Korea are American vassal states. We have much more in common with them, culturally speaking, than we do with India.
The Indian entertainment industry also just doesn’t really make anything for foreign people. If they actually wanted their films and music to be popular over here, they would.
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>>34412657
F
German, especially in the bedroom
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>>34412657
M
Japanese
Japanese
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>>34412660
Yeh, it's a great morning.
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>>34412657
M
scottish
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>>34412610
kek where would you want to visit? New Delhi or Tokyo? I'm maybe mildly racist but by 4chan standards I'm practically colorblind. The fact of the matter is you don't hear about street shitting or people drowning in excrement cleaning dry latrines in East Asia. If India can get its act together and clean itself up and fix it's infrastructure, maybe I'd be down to visit. But that's one hell of a big if
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>>34412647
>there's a 50/50 chance I'll get mad at someone specifically trying to piss me off.
And the other 50% you get mad at somebody who didn't even reply to you. lol
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>>34412655
I really appreciate that you know. I'm always honestly afraid of typing out paragraphs and paragraphs that people aren't really interested in, boring people or talking their ear off, or coming across as too obsessive. I'm afraid I'm not the kind of person who can keep coming around with new or novel things to share, I like to get deep into a few topics at a time instead.
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>>34412657
M, I don't think I actually care about accents at all. Plus I don't think accents come through in moans
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>>34412657
M
Her accent
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>>34412385
M
This is one I took last year.
I keep forgetting about what it means, since I don't find numbers as easy to remember as letters from MBTI.
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>>34412658
>>34412662
>He's australian but he's learning german
thoughts?
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>>34412670
I'm either angry or horny here, that's the 50/50.
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:(
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>>34412681
?
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>>34412680
>angry or horny
They're both the same picture.
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>>34412671
There's no pressure to be entertaining here. As long as it's not spam, feel free to share your interests here as much as you want. At least, that's what I tell myself when I bring up the things I'm into for hours at a time.
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>>34412683
He's just attention whoring, as he always does.
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I have a professor who's clearly trying to fuck me. He's pretty hot but kind of a mean womanizer. Should I do it over summer break? I'm 99% sure thats legal. I'm just worried he'll be too dumb to act normal when I come back.
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>>34412681
>:(
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>>34412681
>>34412688
The Incredible Hulk
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>>34412684
I miss when I was more often angry-horny than actually angry here. The teasing sort of smarmy that posters used to be here has been largely replaced by actively malicious or cynical people just looking to ruin someone's day. I could go on about it, but getting so nostalgic about fucking 4chan is stupid.
>>
Men
I made a list of things I want in a boyfriend a year ago and I want to repost it. How reasonable is it?

1. Age: 20-30
2. 5'8 or taller
3. Weight: Average
4. Moderately fit and toned
5. White, asian or light brown
6. No long hair or bald. No dumb haircuts
7. Above micropenis size, so I guess 4in or 4.5in at least
8. Shaves face regularly. Doesn't have to be clean shaved all the time
9. Shaves body if he gets too hairy
10. Takes good care of his hygiene
11. A face that I find attractive
12. Strong hands
13. No tattoos
14. No piercings or perforations
15. No obvious deformity
16. No smoking
17. No hard drugs
18. Social drinker or in special cases. No drinking alone at home
19. Doesn't use celebrities as role models
20. Doesn't waste money
21. Has hobbies that he's passionate about
22. Reasonably smart
23. Can hold a conversation
24. Thinks critically
25. Reads books
26. Either studying, has a decent job or plans to get one in the future
27. Doesn't listen to music that I hate
28. Not a fan of Marvel, Nintendo or Funko Pops
29. Not loud or overly extroverted
30. Doesn't swear often
31. Kind
32. Affectionate
33. Not a male Karen
34. Not a manwhore
35. It's been a while since his last relationship
36. No history of cheating
37. No history of violence
38. Doesn't want to try anything weird or painful in bed
39. Communicates
40. Avoids drama
41. Doesn't lie
42. Isn't hard into religion
43. Doesn't believe in conspiracy theories
44. Wants to have a family
45. Not tied to a problematic family member.
46. Dresses decently
47. Not racist or an asshole
48. Not a slob at home
49. Reliable
50. Actually likes me
51. Minimum use social media
52. Doesn't use social media to look at girls
53. Keeps female friends at a distance
54. Doesn't go out to stuff like parties without me
55. Not a political extremist
56. Doesn't consume porn when he's in a relationship
57. Can teach me stuff that I don't know
58. Homebody
59. Somewhat manly
60. Doesn't mind me being clingy
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>>34412679
I'd have to hear him to judge.
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>>34412693
>No long hair
aw damn it
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>>34412693
>1. Age: 20-30
Too old, so I skipped the rest of your bitch ass long list.
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>>34412662
>>34412658
>German
O-oh...

>>34412657
M
Spanish and Portuguese seem to have no only attractive languages, but also hot accents.
Some words turn me on a lot.
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>>34412699
>Portuguese
My bf really likes when I swear in Portuguese in bed. I don't get it.
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>>34412699
I hate my spanish accent, I did my best to get rid of it
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>>34412678
Oh this is really cool and extensive, you don't remember what the website was do you?
As for 2w3,
>2 is motivated by fear of being unloved or unwanted, they tend to help and serve others to feel loved and appreciated
>3 wing means you are more image oriented, ambitious and goal-driven
>self-preservation 2: desires to be loved without the need to achieve or perform, desires to be taken care of or loved, but resents the need to ask for it
>sexual 2: basically focused on seduction and exclusivity with a partner
according to this, you're an SP-dom and SO-blind. SP instinct is generally concerned with, as the name suggests, looking after yourself and meeting your needs. SX in the secondary position probably means you've a good sense of what you find attractive, how attractive you are to others and you tend to focus more on one-on-one relationships, platonic or sexual. SO in the blindspot tends to mean you ignore or don't care about group dynamics or hierarchy.
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>got mogged by a chad in his early 20s again
Feels bad man, I'm never going out ever again
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>>34412685
Thank you. I'll take that to heart. I do have to get over how awkward it feels when I type things a little repetitively, even thought that's the only way I can convey some things.
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>>34412693
Not at all unreasonable. I’m most of these things but am religious and have a tattoo.
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>>34412693
I check every box aside from not believing in conspiracy theories and not being a racist.
>Doesn't want to try anything weird or painful in bed
Define.
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>>34412702
>swear in Portuguese
For me it's sweet talking that turns me on.

>>34412704
That's sad.
But I can understand you'd want to sound less accented if you live in an English speaking country.

>>34412705
Thanks for looking into it!

>you don't remember what the website was do you?
I am not entirely sure, but it's most likely sakinorva.net, since that has always been the site for personality tests I used to go to whenever I felt like doing one.
This is the rest from my last MBTI test from sakinorva, if you are interested.

>sexual 2: basically focused on seduction and exclusivity with a partner
Oh my... :3

>SX
I would say so, but it took me a long time to figure out what I want and used to put up with bs far too long.

>SO in the blindspot tends to mean you ignore or don't care about group dynamics or hierarchy.
I tend to take the lead in group projects and have told my bosses to fuck off when they suddenly asked me to do something that's not my job. lol
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>>34412693
>Has hobbies that he's passionate about
>Reads books
>Not racist
>Doesn't want to try anything weird or painful in bed
>Doesn't consume porn when he's in a relationship
>Somewhat manly
All of these at the same time eliminates most men
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>>34412657
I think french just inherently sounds good on women. If she's already hot then most european accents are a bonus.
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>>34412693
>21. Has hobbies that he's passionate about
Read that as
>has boobies that he's passionate about
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>>34412693
>Moderately fit and toned
You lost me here, 59 hits but I am too skinnyfat
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Girls, do you stop being attracted to a guy if you find out he's younger than you, even by a little bit?
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I’m attempting a fast
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Why do women hate long hair on a guy?
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Race tier list
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>>34412726
I prefer younger guys.
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>>34412727
Same.
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>>34412731
Thanks
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>>34412731
hmm I have a feeling the person that made this is a bit biased
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>>34412731
SS baby, shame I love brown girls.
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Men,
Would you date one of those women that are big fans of harry potter and very pro lgbt and liberal?
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>>34412728
Only guys who've given up rock long hair
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Should I hide workwife 1 (brunette with blue eyes) from workwife 2 (blonde with blue eyes)? I don't want to get a reputation as a fuckboy
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>>34412732
What if a guy looks super young cause babyface but is actually older than you?
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>>34412731
why do people hate australians so much?
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>>34412741
I can say with full sincerity that I'd rather kill myself.
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>>34412719
I remember this website actually. It looks a bit confusing but testing the congitive functions is a step up from 16personalities.
>This is the rest from my last MBTI test from sakinorva, if you are interested.
I'm always interested in hearing people's mbti. Almost afraid to ask for it, lel.
>ESTP
>ESFP
Which one of these do you resonate with most?
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Guys, please google Arden Cho. Tell me she isn't the most attractive 40 year old you've ever seen.
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>>34412745
It's for natives. i.e. Australian Aboriginies, who are without a doubt at the bottom (other than possibly some obscure African populations like pygmies)
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>>34412742
I have long hair because my ex told me to and now she is gone and I don't feel like getting a haircut (I think I look better)
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>>34412741
Yes, but I would absolutely not fall in love and I would fix her, then dip.
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>>34412744
That's fine, too. Age isn't super important to me at all, I just happen to get along best with men who are younger than me.
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>>34411851
Joints actually feel fine today instead of like death. But I did just cook myself in a bath. Woke up hiccuping tho so I rebrushed my teeth for the mint. Unsure what that was about.
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>>34412743
And workwife 1 is apparently a gossipy bird from what others have said. I don't want to hurt her feelings if she sees me with the blonde (she's wayy hotter than workwife 1)
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>>34412707
You're welcome.
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>>34412748
she's so hot wtf
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>>34412748
She isn't the most attractive 40 year old I've ever seen
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>>34412748
Too thin, too asian
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>>34412748
she is cute
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>>34412741
No
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>>34412693
Fits me except
>43. Doesn't believe in conspiracy theories
>47. Not racist or an asshole
>55. Not a political extremist
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Cerave or Cetaphil?
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>>34412741
Yh but it depends on how annoying she is about them
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>>34412741
yeah sure
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>>34412739
Jews are in SS tier until proven otherwise. Being the Western elite, undeniably highly intelligent. However, I still otherwise despise you guys.
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>>34412385
8w7, what's it mean
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>>34412741
No
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>>34412764
>>34412761
>>34412760
>>34412759
She's dating a guy who's 15 years younger than her. There's hope for us
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>>34412773
But I'm a man and I don't look like that, I only get laid by paying for sex.
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>>34412770
>Jews
>SS
Heh. Maybe a little HH.
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>>34412693
>7. Above micropenis size, so I guess 4in or 4.5in at least
You motherf-
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>>34412748
This woman is 40 years old
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XoMMW_qiHWs
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>>34412779
Arden is a better singer. She voiced Rumi in Kpop demon hunters btw.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rrDlBEuCtLw
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>>34412748
she just looks like lucy liu and i dont even mean that in a racist way
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>>34412779
oh! she is cuter!
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>>34412334
Ask yourself if you would be more sexually aroused if you made men cum in you first.
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>>34412767
Cerave. Cetaphil is fine too, but I read somewhere that it’s used as fake cum in porn and that’s kinda subconsciously made me buy cerave instead
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Girls will never understand loneliness or what is it like to know people only fuck you because you paid them
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>>34412767
Cerave rn.
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>>34412779
She's more hot, cutest 40 year old ever goes to vera farmiga
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>>34412777
For real? Are you fat or something?
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Niggas be named Carlos and it’s just one nigga
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is it true geminis have two people inside them?
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>>34412779
>>34412783
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NfEp5l0UMBE
Oh, I just noticed I accidently shared the Spanish version. She's Italian. Here's the real Italian version
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Men will never understand true loneliness in only being valued for your body and nothing else.
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>>34412693
Hypergamy grows by the day. You can tell. Sometimes it's "just be normal" and when pressed you come up with these lists. However, for sex sessions you will still make various compromises on topics such as:
>5. White, asian or light brown
>13. No tattoos
>14. No piercings or perforations
>22. Reasonably smart
>29. Not loud or overly extroverted
>34. Not a manwhore
>35. It's been a while since his last relationship
>36. No history of cheating
>37. No history of violence
>52. Doesn't use social media to look at girls
But only for casual sex! Then it's okay! For temporary fun and sexual satisfaction ONLY!
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>>34412771
8's main fear is losing control, they want to feel they have power and control. They're usually assertive, bold, risk-taking, dominant. The vice of the 8 is Lust, in the sense that they 'push' for their autonomy and risk pushing too far.
7 wing means more emphasis on freedom, impulsiveness, social forwardness, (7s fear missing out on experiences and being deprived)
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>>34412787
>>34412791
I bought a Cerave cleanser (Hydrating Cream to foam cleanser) but I don't know if it's suited for my skintype. I don't even know my skin type
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>>34412807
I have the shampoo and conditioner and it's peak.
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>>34412800
Not all the time, but I've had two people fingering me at the same time, if that counts.
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>>34412801
Why do you hate Arden?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVoSh7ZtHYY
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>>34412747
>It looks a bit confusing
True, I frequently had people explain the individual values to me and I just keep forgetting them.
I'm not doing that on purpose though. lol

>Almost afraid to ask for it, lel.
Why's that?

>Which one of these do you resonate with most?
I used to be a ENFJ for all of my adult years whenever I tested myself, but then some things happened that made me more selfish and cautious, so I'm not exactly sure if that label still applies to me. Probably not.
Honestly haven't really found out what I am now. My heart tells me ESFP, but I'm also afraid of being a ESTP. So take that as you will. lol

How about you?
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>>34412767
They’re both bullshit
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>>34412802
Men and women are just very different.
An average woman (non-fat) has very high intrinsic value. She doesn't really have to do anything whatsoever to be inherently valuable. People simply want her. That value of course comes from men who want her body and companionship.
In contrast, an average man (non-fat) has basically 0 intrinsic value. If he's a NEET, he's a worthless loser in the eyes of most. He attains value by doing stuff in the real world (power, competence, resources, etc.).
The exchange is that the male has a much higher ceiling, while a woman has a pretty hard cap. Whilst a woman is largely defined by things innate to her (beauty, youth, etc.), a man can achieve more and more and attain more and more value.
>>34412810
I don't. She's decent-looking.
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>>34412260
This is the worst life of my life
>>
I never had a chance
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>Nyoo, anon, you can't possibly be this shortsighted! Casual sex and my standards for fucking random moinds CANNOT MATTER IN THE SLIGHTEST when I'm looking for a boyfriend!!!
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>>34412817
>An average woman (non-fat) has very high intrinsic value. She doesn't really have to do anything whatsoever to be inherently valuable. People simply want her. That value of course comes from men who want her body and companionship.
"I want to shove my dick in you and spill my sperm in you" is not value, especially if the guy has no interest in me as a human being. What is it with manosphere guys and portraying men in the worst light possible? "Yes, men are shallow gorilla apes who are incapable of thinking any deeper about life beyond sex. Why is misandry a thing?"
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>>34412802
What about not being valued at all?
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>>34412824
What are you talking about? Men are valued by other men simply by being men and will always have other men they can bitch to about how evil women are because they can't get their dicks wet.
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>>34412817
>The exchange is that the male has a much higher ceiling, while a woman has a pretty hard cap. Whilst a woman is largely defined by things innate to her (beauty, youth, etc.), a man can achieve more and more and attain more and more value.

Lol no. Both genders are judged based on their looks. Most of my female friends prefer younger guys who are successful. Old chaps who are billionaires are a complete turn off for them
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>>34412802
First, you aren't lonely. Secondly, the idea you're only valued for your body is 100% self inflicted and men who like you also love your stupid jokes

You're not suffering, you're performing
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What does vaginal discharge smell like?
>>
You never made it easy, but you made it very enjoyable.
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>>34412823
It is value. People value it. You don't really get to decide if it's valuable or not. What you said does actually contradict anything that I said. Women are innately valuable (like how gold, in pre-modern times, was innately valuable simply because people valued it), and it is your pejorative do guard that and use it wisely. Biggest regular insult for a woman is one who gives it away too easily, i.e. a slut. The analogous for a man is one who gets none, i.e. incel.
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>>34411153
tfw she wont tell you your fanny pack is fannypacktastic
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>>34412827
This, only thing we guys have going for us is prostitution. I'm 29, I'm too old to find a cute girlfriend, women of my age prefer younger, more attractive men and they act on that preference. My only option is to have sex with callgirls
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>>34412784
They don't look anything alike. Arden is leagues above her. You're racist. End of
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>>34412829
depends on the vagina it came out of
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>>34412827
Looks play a role in both. But much larger for women than for men. This is self-evident and doesn't need an explanation.
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>>34412828
Nta
I’m a woman and I’m lonely, no one really has an attraction to my body either. People recoil when I try to hug them lol. It’s making my brain eat itself
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>>34412838
Yours
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>>34412828
Ah, so you know my whole life story anon? Please tell me what my life is since you clearly know more about me than myself.
>>34412829
Vaginal discharge isn't supposed to have a smell, if it does that's a sign of a medical problem.
>>34412831
>It is value. People value it
Men like to gaslight women into thinking that being seen as nothing more than a fleshy onahole is value when it's not and they would fucking hate being treated as a fleshy dildo themselves. No, I'm a human being and not just a sexdoll. Once again, manosphere types portray men as shallow and awful and are then shocked that misandry is a thing.
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>>34412818
compared to the other lives of your life?
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>>34412840
> no one really has an attraction to my body either
lose weight or do squats, no excuses
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>>34412843
When a baby is born it has many paths it can take and slowly those shrink down to maybe one or two
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>>34412827
Trvke. If you're ugly, you won't get rich in the first place until later in your 50s-60s and even that's not a guarantee.
>>
I used to be a little baby and people liked me
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>>34412845
true



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