>>34412665
Just do piledriver all the time

>>34412677
>piledriver
What is that? I mean, I know what a piledriver is, but not in this context, lol

I don't think it's possible, despite erections the dick is actually soft tissue and it's actually fairly easy to damage.

For what it's worth, women are gluttons for dick, not conniseurs. They care more about a man's performance in bed, if anything, how big the dick is. Not once have I heard a woman complain about which way it bends. I really don't think they care

>>34412709
OP here, I know they don't care about the aesthetic of it, but how your dick is bent does influence in your performance, it dictates in which positions you can hit her sweet spot, and I tend to find the positions for dick bent towards the floor are often more boring than those for dicks bent towards the ceiling.

>>34412703
If you penis points down its perfect for the piledriver sex position

>>34412750
Maybe just use women to coom and care less about their pleasure. Most won't cum from you fucking them anyway.

>>34412763
>If you penis points down its perfect for the piledriver sex position
Now I get it, thanks bro, I guess I will have to work with what I have.

>>34412778
>Maybe just use women to coom and care less about their pleasure. Most won't cum from you fucking them anyway.
This may work for you if you don't want to build any meaningful connection and just wants to use and fuck different people each time, but not if you want to build a relationship, if you can't pleasure your woman, she will leave you. Honestly? If you just want to use women, why not just jerk off? It's way less work, and you will achieve the same results.

Please don't try and correctively bend your dick at best you will slightly bruise it at worst you could cause a fracture. It would be extremely hilarious and I hate men but that's just wrong.

>>34412867
>I hate men
Why would you hate men? Are you a woman or a transgender? Don't worry, I won't bend my dick like a retard, I guess I will accept my bend banana as it is.

>>34412750
Do the texas tuck
>>34412867
You're dumb you don't know how dick work.

yeh

>>34412867
>I hate men
based lmao

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>>34412665
as a teen, accidently scraped a vein on my dick with my nail and it deflated immediately.
Could not get hard for almost 2 days and it's when I noticed it curved and also rotated to the left
Not sure if that is what caused it tho, picslightlyrel

>>34412867
It's hilarious that female infants get sex trafficked and still think they deserve any respect

>>34412665
all day extender to straighten it, then waistband tuck to curve it up. will take a while but there are people who have done it it isnt insane

>>34414874
>all day extender to straighten it, then waistband tuck to curve it up. will take a while but there are people who have done it it isnt insane
Do you think it's worth it? Like, mine is already bend towards the ground, is it inferior to one towards the ceiling? This is such an autistic topic and I find so cringe talking about my own penis, but it is what it is, lol