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> Dating.

Can you do this without having to jestermax?
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>>34413202
The hotter the girl, the greater the jester. I have spoken.
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>>34413202
No. Now start attaching bells to your clothes.
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>>34413202
Do the dance
Get in her pants
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>>34413202
>Can you do this without having to jestermax?
If you're attractive you don't need to do anything, just exist.
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>>34413209
Okay.
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>>34413202
Watch Jodorowsky "The Holy Mountain"
This will answer your stupid questions
And make you realize how much of a chud you are
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>>34413202
Dance Jester, Dance!
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>>34413202
You gotta spin your fat ass hog around like ASAP Rocky once said "take my shirt off spin it round like uh hellacopter"
But with your ding dong
While eating an entire box of Hostess Ding Dongs
Those Little Debbie cakes Riff Raff likes would work too
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>>34413202
Not in current year
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>having social skills is jester

this is the most cucked thing that zoomers think. You are never going to make it with this mentality
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>men of every generation have always known that being funny is the way to a girl's heart
>autistic zoomers have no sense of humor so this bothers them
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>>34414030
I didn't expect to read this post in this thread.
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>>34413202
being funny and trying to make a girl laugh is funny. And if she is boring or mean or whatever you can start trolling her. It is very entertaining. Why do people don't like this
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>>34414170
because you can never teach an autist robot how to be funny
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>>34414170
If it gets results, ok. But don't just do it because you enjoy it. It's too much.
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>>34413202
Be attractive.
Don't be unattractive.
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>>34414105
i mean it's true though, you have to be willing to humiliate yourself and be embarrassed to make real connections
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>>34414105
>>34414106
So many questions from posters in their early twenties can be boiled down to
>how do I get what I want without working for it
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>>34414264
wrong.
the attractiveness to funniness ratio is inversely proportional. the hotter you are, the more serious you can be. the funnier you are, the uglier you can be. ugly serious dudes just lose
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>>34414170
true, we shouldnt fight so hard for a girl. If shes playing super hard to get she might just not be worth it just troll without trying to be toxic
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>>34414560
No bro cracking jokes and being a fun guy is only humiliating if you are an absolute fucking cunt
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>>34413202
If women aren't engaging with you eagerly and unsolicited, you shouldn't be dating. If you just b urself and a woman likes you, then great. If no woman likes you, then accept it, because being alone is better than being a clown, pretender or paypig.
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>>34414662
>If women aren't engaging with you eagerly and unsolicited, you shouldn't be dating
What if it's only uggos and mids who do that, and only infrequently
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>>34413202
yes. just treat her like you want to be treated and hopefully she will do the same. it is that simple
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>>34413230
Return on investment for this doesn't work though. At most a girl will feel that lust for a few weeks or months, then if you are uninteresting it is onto the next piece of cheese. Also, the kind of women that only go for men based on looks are never going to be the ones that provide a fulfilling relationship, its the same as having a prostitute that you sometimes don't have to pay as much for.
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>>34416522
Treat women like people? What the deuce
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>>34414662
cuckold opinion. Only the most extraverted weirdo women approach men. Vast majority never will approach a man in their lives. You are a defeatest fucking pussy who will die a virgin. Stop trying to infect other people with your brain rot cancer
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>>34413205
this
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>>34418918
they shymaxx and don't think they are good enough, but go off. maybe some guy will show her how much he is into her and actually give her his number
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Unironically I actually think it would work most of the time if you go up to a girl, say hi, and break out into a dance. As long as you have some rhythm. Girls am I crazy?
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>>34420512
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3feYabApx8



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