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>be me
>live on third floor apartment
>sleep naked next to window with the blinds up
>wake up at 8am in the morning to see one of the landlords construction crew working on the next door apartment outside on the fire escape and they have a very clear view of my naked ass
>embarrassed I quickly get out of bed and out of the view of the window and discreetly put the blinds down

What should I do in case they saw me? I know they saw me cause I could see them...
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>>34414814
>What should I do in case they saw me? I know they saw me cause I could see them...
What if they saw you? So what? Are they going to jerk off to your naked butt? Relax man, a lot of dudes have seen other dudes naked on showers and even on straight porn. Nothing bad is gonna happen specially if they didn't record your naked butt, and if they did: so what?
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>>34414814
They're not gonna do anything, but how did they see anything if you didn't get out of bed until you saw the crew?
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>>34415110
Sleeping on top of the bed covers
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>>34414814
Is this the same OP who was traumatized for life because someone once saw him naked in a doctor's office?
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>>34415597
uhhh... no?
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>>34414814
It's over dude, another man saw your butt. That means you're officially gay. Better get tested for AIDS.
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>>34415855
It's not about that. It's about an unexpected invasion of privacy. Like how would you feel if you're in your house and suddenly there's somebody right out your window when there shouldn't ever be?
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>>34415855
Like even if I was fully clothed, that's a private space. You don't expect there to be somebody looking at you.

If you went to a public bathroom only to take a shit only to later find out there's a pervert's hidden camera watching you, would you be okay with that?
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Bro relax. Nobody cares. That construction crew almost certainly did not give a shit, probably noticed but focused on work. If you have a problem with feeling like your privacy was invaded by this incident have you considered... Not sleeping naked? Perhaps closing the blinds? The reality of the situation is this is something of your own making, and if the occasional construction crew seeing your naked ass bothers you that much, you should consider taking precautions to make sure they can't do that.
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>>34415932
Well I'll consider... working harder to own my own home so I can be naked on my own property whenever the fuck I want and not have to worry about a random construction crew popping outside of my window without notice... that's for sure.
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>>34415932
>The reality of the situation is this is something of your own making
Victim blaming. Oh how low of you. You shouldn't need to be cautious of strangers in your own home because... it's your own home. Everyone has a right to be naked in their own home and not have to worry about being seen.

>Perhaps closing the blinds?
Nigga we're on the third floor. What the fuck is the point of being on the third floor if a nigga cant have their blinds open? That's shit people on the first floor have to worry about. Not the third.

When you're on the third floor or sixth floor or tenth floor, you don't expect some nigger with a ladder climbing up next to your window.

Nigga what kinda of life do you live bro? Are you the type of nigga that masturbates only in their bathroom, with the door closed, with their pants up, when there's nobody else in the house? That shit's retarded man.
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>>34415969
Dude stop being a retard. You had your blinds open. Any open windows exposes you to being seen by anyone else in every situation.
"Bro why did this hot oven burn me wtf?"
Just put up the blinds or install a curtain and stop being a silly goose.
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>>34416001
>Any open windows exposes you to being seen by anyone else in every situation.
Nigga what situation? WE'RE ON THE... THIRD... FLOOR... Do you expect people with wings to be flying over your window... ON THE... THIRD... FLOOR...????
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>>34416001
You victim blaming nigger.
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>>34416008
No. You expect people to be doing construction and being within eyes sight because that shit can happen and it's obvious that it is happening. You're genuinely low iq.
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>>34416011
>nooo I cant protect myself im a wittwe fwower t.t
Let the wolves eat you then lel
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>>34416013
Is this nigga serious? Are you fucking serious? Who the fuck lives in a place where there can be a construction crew within five feet of your bedroom window at any given moment in time? No sane person would ever want to live in a place like that. That is fucking retarded.
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>>34416058
Maybe a place like an apartment complex or a city or anywhere that involves taller buildings that require maintenance.
Low iq kys before you breed lmaoing @ ur life
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>>34416070
I've lived in several apartment complexes across multiple states over the past 30 years. Not once has there ever been somebody randomly working next to my window when I'm on the second or third floor. Hell, not even the first floor, besides the regular monthly lawn mowing and landscaping by the contracted companies.

I'm gonna be straight with you, if you live in an apartment on the third floor and you expect there to be some random nigger outside of your window, then you've live or have been living in some ass shit terrible apartments run by a nigger landlord and I would recommend you move out immediately.

Either that or you're a 13 year old that's never actually paid for an apartment or any place to live for themselves before.
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>>34415900
Invasion of privacy? Because you sleep naked with you windows uncovered? Are you fucking retarded?
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>>34416107
On the third... floor... are YOU fucking retarded?
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>>34416102
>I'm gonna be straight with you, if you live in an apartment on the third floor and you expect there to be some random nigger outside of your window, then you've live or have been living in some ass shit terrible apartments run by a nigger landlord and I would recommend you move out immediately.
Yea dude the op says there's construction going on the place is clearly a fucking dump and he needs to be cautious so no shit.
>he should move out
Omg nooo thats victim blaming you cant do that noooo
Holy shit kys retard.
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>>34416124
Well I wasn't exactly sure, but now I'm 100% sure you've never lived in an apartment before. 110% even.

Landlords can have a unit vacant for weeks, months even, and then all of a sudden decide to work on them out of the blue. Maybe they spend a couple hours replacing the floors and then they leave and don't come back till maybe two weeks later to replace the windows for half an hour and then leave and never come back for a whole month to do god knows what.

You don't know what a landlord is gonna do. You don't know when someone is gonna rent that unit or if it ever was vacant in the first place.

And I never said a landlord working on their own property makes it a dump. It's their property. I said having random niggers hovering over your window on the third floor at 8am in the morning without notice makes it a dump because that's incredibly unprofessional.

And yes, despite what anyone has told you, you have an expectation of privacy when you're in your own home. That's why a landlord has to give you notice before entering your home. Even if they own it.
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>>34416308
Tldr kys
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>>34416326
Thank you for reading my thread :)
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>>34414814
Your question may be warranted but no one can really answer it in a meaningful way because there's really nothing you can do (except cope as in psychologically), what do you want to tell you? to sleep with the blinds down? under the cover? or with your clothes on? Invasion of privacy sucks precisely because you're vulnerable and can do nothing about it.
If it's more than a one time thing, it's a different topic
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>>34414814
you had your cock flying in the open?

if so, dont worry no straight dude would look twice in your direction.
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>>34415969
i mean sure do that. having your blinds open and getting your cock (large asf presumably) shown off the windows and blaming the world for privacy invasion is just straight up insane dude.

i mean what are we supposed to do? instantaneously gouge our eyes out the moment we even try to look at the direction of an open window.

< my boy accidentally looks at a window while working and i snap his neck off before he even comprehends he just invaded some dude's privacy because he is sleeping with his cock out in the open breathing? not happening>
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>>34414814

> what should you do?

what can you possibly do now? maybe start yelling stuff like "Get outta here" loudly?
i strongly suggest you wear a bow tie and start working with the crew in pure hysteria so they take a lesson and not work on things next to a naked man with his windows blasting his shiny ass? or perhaps a huge cock? depends oh how you were sleeping.
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>>34418010
>your cock
>>34418021
>your cock (large asf presumably)
>>34418106
>or perhaps a huge cock?
Hmm I'm starting to notice a pattern here...
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>>34418712
dont worry about the cock being a little too huge.

remember that once a man sees your cock out flying these days. either he will just walk away or invite his fellow soilders to ogle at the bogles a bit more.
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>>34419132
You're a very... homosexual person aren't you.
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>>34419352

tweasers.

OP must hide his cock out from the world otherwise people might start picking the bongles out with tweasers.

dont let them use the shiny ass as the mirrors for their faces to be groomed.

> What should I do in case they saw me?

to be perfectly honest. after this incident one must whore themselves out. because credibly theres nothing one can do anything other than that.

You should really be questioning if anyone of the crew members were homosexuals or not. thats the big worry. you know what if he snapped a picture of your entire junko in high res (like the super megapixel thing) and started jacking off. got addicted and came for your actual ass?

have you thought about that? bruh the only thing you can do is completely remove all locks from your doors, remove the window panes and just wait.

wait for him. you gotta wait for him until he shows up for another moustache grooming on that shiny ass.
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>>34419470
>OP must hide his cock out from the world otherwise people might start picking the bongles out with tweasers.
What are you on about you homosexual? Bongles? The fuck?
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>>34419510

i would start worrying about >>34419470
right about now people.

OP might have started his entire whore career now but this guy is on about some shit so particularly concerning i wonder if he is the homosexual outside OP's windows.

be warned he has your pictures and he is jacking off to them. he is all in to ride you.
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>reddit spacing everywhere
all samefag. kys.
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>>34419470
gotta make op a fag if you want to proceed.

make him a mailbox, just open the slot and put it all in.

Just OPEN THE SLOT and put it all in.

This man is making a living out of his homosexuality.

OP is wondering is these fags will actually end up making him a fag due to his junk out to world now.

>>34419470

Whaddya say... we slip into a room, and you two split me open... like a coconut?

"Imma frothing and foaming" says the construction crew homosexual to fag OP now that he is seen naked.

>>34415855
>It's over dude, another man saw your butt. That means you're officially gay.

rightfully said. We have a winner here. We have a man who understand my language. This man comprehends the situation. OP being in denial is going to delay the inevitable.

>>34419470
"you cant be saying at the last minute ""You would not suck me, and you would not be sucked by us."

OP's faggotary is beyond control he starts wondering if he has become a lot lizard himself now and has to commit to it.

Anyways turn yourselfs into swiss cheese for all i care. OP seems into it.

How about you all now slip into the room and check the pending oil. Trust me OP has cash in his pocket, desire in his heart. All you all gotta do is show him his won faggotary.
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>>34419554
Fuck it. ask yourself this genuinely

>>34419470

>You should really be questioning if anyone of the crew members were homosexuals or not. thats the big worry. you know what if he snapped a picture of your entire junko in high res (like the super megapixel thing) and started jacking off. got addicted and came for your actual ass?


You think this did not happen. who are you kidding? you think these construction workers are civilized people. their humour is UNSPEAKABLY CRASSE. Those photos are roaming around ready to hit other crews across the country.
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>>34414814

I see you with your junk out in the open again and someone is going to jail over recording those balls as red as that clown's nose you got going on along with that magician's stick of yours.
You better have called the cops before going to bed with that nakedary on third floor apartment you have going on.


>I quickly get out of bed

no amount of that quickness is going to stop me from recording you straight for hours.

>What should I do in case they saw me?

again. you should start wondering if any of those crew memners were certified lot lizards hopefully a trucker in philadelphia.

If that were the case. he has a motel room booked for you in your name mind you.
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>>34419665
Not really sure what drugs you're on but you should seek help.
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>>34414814

Landlord should have told you about it before.

I lived in the 12 floor. the main desk usually told us when the window cleaning was scheduled. This way no one got found out by the workers sleeping naked.

> What should I do in case they saw me?

start yelling "Get outta here", "get outta here you homosexuals", "you won't get this shiny ass this easy boy"
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>>34419995

Listen me out here, I will do that trust me. soon enough i will seek help.

Before that you absolutely must look at the horoscopes associated by the planet "Uranus" and that is one important thing to do. Pretty boys like you get in trouble with these truckers so often I cant even begin to tell you how hard it is for people to start sleeping naked right next to their windows.

Anyways i am really hoping you start taking my advice into cooporation and start yelling "Get outta here", I want you to do it like a new yorker, who just got up pissed as hell. Really pissed actually i mean comeon "paying 3k for one bed room" kind of pissed.

Hope that really answers your
>What should I do in case they saw me?

> all samefag. kys.
also you gotta learn how to talk back a little more. I am out here looking for entertainment and you offer none. Bruh what a cuck.
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>>34420026
People are concerned about you.
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>>34420032

man 4chan is really not what it used to be.

So many cucks out here making bs threads and actually not even playing their parts.

What are you like from youtube comments? "take meds unc?" thats all you got?

dumbass sleeps naked, GETS found out by some construction crew people and God forbid a fag at that and now he is concerned about me.

Goddam man try asking this under some facebook post. You will find me following your shiny ass none the less.
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>>34414814

Dont be that guy
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>>34420052
Well, lmao, didn't take long for you to get triggered.
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>>34420106
You can't see me naked if I'm on the third floor. You would need a ladder or something. That photo was only able to be taken cause the dude is on the first floor.
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>>34420208

yeah man. anyways I was in the same situation as you back in uni. those maintenance guys ran their gutter cleaning bs and patch work(we had bungalows) next to our windows early in the morning so i never really put the blinds up. and my genius friend once slept naked to make them embarrased and got embarrased himself.

I gave him so much shit back then thought i would do the same here. the best part was his toxic butthurt ass, call him a fag he looses his shit.

In the last thread I trolled and some people actually started fighting within themselves ahahha. sad it failed to attract people here.

and to finally answer your question, yeah your landlord is a dumbass.
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>>34420249
>In the last thread I trolled and some people actually started fighting within themselves ahahha. sad it failed to attract people here.
Ya gotta be more discreet with your trolling.
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>>34414814
What will unrelated people to you, even if it landlord think of your ass? Well they could jerk off on it idk. Those kind of things people usually forget immediately in same day they saw it.

next time just ask them if they enjoyed the view of your cake. Or cope with jokes.

Enjoy yourself, you latent exibitionist :)

same shit different day
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>>34421372
Do you like milk with your cake?



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