atogaYou know the dealI'll love you for all eternity editionPrevious: >>34411763
women why can't you not wear slutty clothing (including leggings)
>>34414917No u
Need chef gf who looks like this. How do I get one? Chef part is optional.
>>34414917Children wear leggings you freak
Any black women in midwest wanna meet up and eat im bored and kinda horny
>>34414917I saw a hot blonde girl on the underground yesterday in sports wear and leggingsWomen don't stop wearing it
>>34414917why don't you put some clothes on?
>State your sexWhat's your favorite threesome combination?
>>34414936MBacon, lettuce, tomato
>>34414936FFM. It's the only sort of threesome I've ever done.
>>34414936MBacon, lettuce and tomato :)A threesome sounds terrible to me, like the exact opposite of what actually appeals to me about sex
>>34414928picrel
>>34414936MFreshly baked bread, honey, and tea
>>34414917Because I like looking at my boobs and letting them breathe.
>>34414938>>34414940Now kiss (or cook?)
>>34414938i like cookie, vanilla filling, and another cookie!
>>34414936Hot dogs, wings, and girlscout tagalongs.All washed down with milk.
White women, why should I get with you over a fine brown or Asian specimen?
>>34414935>why don't you put some clothes oni do modest clothes most of the time but there aren't 50 million illegals trying to rape and murder me
>>34414936Ffavorite would imply I have interest in them
>>34414949who tf is stopping you lmao, internalized racism?
>>34414949I assume you mean you're white? Whatever crashes your 747, passport bro.
>>34414945I'm not gay but let's have a tea party>>34414946Bring the cookiesOshit I still have cookies in my drawer lol
>>34414936Me and 2 females. Any other kind is wrong and satanic.
>>34414950i'd imagine most of them are just trying to live somewhere else?>>34414954mmm sounds good!
virgins will inherit the earth inshallah
>>34414917>why can't you not wear slutty clothing (including leggings)Because they're kind and enjoy spreading happiness.
>>34414959big hero party with many virgins
>>34414936MWater, Coffee, and Ginger Beer.
>>34414936MDick hard in the buttTitty in my hand Kiss ya neckHell yeah
>>34414958>i'd imagine most of them are just trying to live somewhere else?yea and trayvon was just trying to rob that house for school money you poor dimwitted summer child
>>34414954Wtf do you mean you're not gayYou're the most bisexual person I know
Women, would you date a man who is taller than you when he eats mushrooms but shorter than you when he takes damage?
I love her hair
>>34414966>you poor dimwitted summer childaww, thank you!
>>34414968do i happen to be constantly traveling between castles?
>>34414959I don't want the earth, too much responsibility Well can I be the king and have tea parties while other people do boring politics stuff>>34414958What are your top cookie flavours>>34414967I'm not bisexual, I'm just bi-winningIn all seriousness, I am only attracted to the huzzIf I was actually gay, I'd have married a rich chad long ago
>>34414950Like what we wear matters.Leggings don't phase most men I get way more gross behavior directed at me when I dress in a traditionally feminine and modest way. It's like it's fetishized. The gen z girls have it figured out with the boxy everything look.
Why's the market so damn dry. Gimme something.
>>34414969who's hair? what color, how long?
The story in the first Mario game is kinda fucked up. All of those bricks that you break with your head were Toads until Bowser turned them into bricks
>>34414976My girl. She's blonde. Goes down to her upper back. Has these pretty waves.
>>34414975have a popeye's biscuit!>>34414972>What are your top cookie flavourshmm i guess chocolate chip, and the ones used in oreos if you'd count that as a separate thing
>>34414968:B when >he hand sinks into me booty.
Has anyone seen the Mario Galaxy movie btw?I want to see it for mommy Rosalina but I've heard it's pretty mid compared to the 1st oneWe need a luigi's mansion movie with charlie day fr
>>34414978If you believe in the cycle of reincarnation then Mario is freeing their spirits to return in a better form.
>>34414941Can i have ur discord we can meet
I wish I was taller.
>>34414984My big handsome boy said you barely see rosalina in it.
>>34414987I think you're beautiful as you are, ma'am.
I'm 30 and living with my parents. Is it worth it to drop out of college to go to trade school. I'm asking because college is going to take forever because of my job and I don't make enough to move out.
what should I goon to before slumbering
>>34414984Nah, I haven't. I torrented the first one and watched it while I was stoned out of my gourd and kinda felt like shit about myself for it ahahaI will get around to watching it eventually, though, since I'm a guy sitting in a room with like 30 years worth of Nintendo consoles rn
>>34414990Gay
>>34414986lmao firstly, not black secondly, no lol i was fucking with you
>>34414991>Is it worth it to drop out of collegeNo (as someone who dropped out)You can always learn a trade after Life isn't a race and living with parents is underrated desu if you get on with them >>34414989Wtf, that's disappointing
>>34414992Size difference.
>>34414992a man
>>34414972My whole life has been a lieI was sure you had bisexual tendencies at the least
>taking more than 5 minutes on the shitterIt’s over, day ruined
>>34414992Desi girls
>>34414998Hope you like childhood adhd run on story version of mario.
>>34414998I'm not happy at home. At this point I'm either going to move out while trying to make college work or drop out.
>>34414992Floor tiles
i am weak and emotionally mushy in ways that are not becoming of a man and no amount of enduring adversity or "growth" has fixed it, in fact i seem to get worse as i get older. i simply can't keep people around unless i'm being their therapist or clownmaybe jesus will be my friend
>>34415004Does Luigi at least get more than like ten minutes of screentime in this one?
>>34414998I'm not happy at home.
>>34414993I saw the first one in cinema twice (with other people, in my defence). Not high cinema by any means but it was fun and Peach is bae. Sonic movie is better tho>>34414999Giantess?Finally a good suggestion>>34415000No thanks>>34415001I honestly am not gay even though most people seem to assume I am kek. I have always liked grills. If I was gay I don't think I'd be single lol
>>34415008I'm around to speak at sometimes. You can be a sad boi.
>>34415006Sorry to hear that, maybe you can at least put college on hold, or return in future? Idk where it works where you are, I have a diploma for doing 2 years, but can't afford to finish lol>>34415008>simply can't keep people around unless i'm being their therapist or clownThey sound like selfish people desu>>34415007OK but what colour
>>34414936>>State your sexM>What's your favorite threesome combination?My favorite is MFF, my gf's favorite is FFF.
>>34415003BasedMaybe I'll think about the hot tall desi girl I danced with at the club last time>>34415004>childhood adhd run on story version of marioI mean that sounds pretty good desu>>34415002Are you going for a sub5 run?>>34415016>my gf's favorite is FFFWould you watch
I'm asking the most important question to the other gender: What should I goon to?
>>34415012>Not high cinema by any means but it was fun and Peach is bae.For sure. I watched it twice myself, too.Fred Armisen's decision to play Cranky Kong as a Jewish grandpa landed really well with me toobut where tf was Toadsworth bro?? Peach should have been raised by him. We were robbed by this children's movie
>>34415008Faggot
>>34415021Fr they did Toadsworth dirtyAt least Peach got a lot of screentime and I liked her fiery characterThe movie did feel a bit paint by numbers though like most things Nintendo produces desu
>>34415018>Would you watchI don't want to fetishize my gf's sexuality.
>>34415012You are an enigma endeed
>>34415015Maybe I can. What if I don't get another opportunity? And all I truly need to make is like 20,000 a year to move out. And I have money saved.
>>34415026Well, go for the trade if you like, but I still think it's good to have the degree, I regret dropping out myself desu (even though I hated school and everything about it)
>>34415019Hasan pikerIdkI blanked
>>34415002>he doesn't hydrate and fibermaxxNGMI
I frew up on sunday, and my diaphram and stomach muscles have been sore since then. My stomach muscles were all cramped.
>>34415019Your mom
>>34415022that seems to be the consensus
>>34415031Thanks for the advice. Good luck. I'll try to ask my school what to do.
>>34414978Has anyone done a pacifist run?
>>34415035you're alive. it gets better.
Plap
>>34415025I mean I shitpost a lot but other than that I don't hide anything kekI have always been very honest about my love for the huzz>>34415024That's fair enough >>34415035Ripp, rest up though you'll bounce back>>34415039Deffos see if they have an advisor or smth
>>34415046You said you was going to bed like an hour ago mate
>>34415035I kept having acid reflux in the middle of the day. Something else is wrong with me.
I'm eating an orange
this song is very nicehttps://youtu.be/sTSruhryIEA
>>34415051Can I have a slice
>>34415049Yeah I have no discipline Gotta goon first then I'll roll over and sleep a bit
>>34415050get some pantoprazol my qwen
>>34415052get mogged.
>>34415053Here you go bro
>>34415059Yum thanks g
Now I want fast food
>>34415062How about some slow food
>>34415054Love ya
>>34415063It's too late for slow food
>>34414973wow so when you get pressured into just being naked and raped you'll just go along with itwomen, everyone
>>34415065Love ya too>>34415062Make a sandwich
>>34414901Ex-coworker boss (my crush) asked when I'm avail for dinner with another female coworker.Should I go and agree to this. Am I fully friendzoned. We've hung out solo before for some icecreams
>>34415063I squandered slow food season... I didn't break out the slow cooker once this winter. I'm fucking stupid
>>34415069I have no food in my apartment but oranges, eggs, rice, and bacon. I'm having them for breakfast
>>34415055No, I may have some sort of other digestive tract something. Maybe cancer since those are medium confidence in the genetic test I did. Also I'm already magnesium dependent.
>>34415075Do you not have enough for two meals
>>34415078I do buy I don't want to eat breakfast for dinner and then dinner for breakfast
>>34415071This is the ex-boss you made out with right?I mean maybe she's hoping the female co-worker will dip before you two do...
>>34414973>I dress in a traditionally feminine and modest wayTraditional for which culture?
BumpMoids where is your penis?
>>34415090it's layin around somewhere
>>34415090Between my legs, safe and sound
>>34415090In my robe.
>>34415090About to get gooned
Do you think the government could produce effective anti goon propaganda if they wanted to?
>>34415099No. Case in point. England girl. And even catholic anime girl.
Just spent an hour writing in my journal and came to the conclusion that she likes me and I'm a complete idiot.
>>34415104Rip
>>34415104Make a move then dummy
>>34415099yes
>>34415104It's over
>>34415040nta but yes, not including Bowser final boss several runners have done this, current WR is sub 5 min
Post gender and your favorite anime boy/girl.Kurisu is my real waifu, but I can't argue against the fact that Miku is the queen of all anime girls.
All, how do you meet your bf/gf? Did you follow a set schedule and go someplace? Was it an app?
>>34415099Yes. They don’t want to.
>>34415108Don't want to make her feel harassed
ladies would you try and soft match up your brother with your friend by just having your friend be around your brother on a few occasions to see if he notices her?
Which atogan moid has the biggest dick?
>>34415115Falin from dungeon meshi, but also dio jjba.
>>34415115MPicrel is my daughter and I love her
>>34415117through mutual friends
>>34415121You tranny
>>34415121Sarge
>>34415119Stop being gay
>>34415121Only have confirmation on exhibanon so far. The rest of you moids are posers.
Femanons
>>34415108I can't because I moved
>>34415128Im not. I don't want to make her uncomfortable
>>34415130a classic foshoo
>>34415124What was the occasion? I’m 30 and really only have a group of familiar faces (maybe not exactly friends yet) I see once or twice a month. Otherwise, they’re mostly online. I’ve moved around for work so I don’t have much to work off of. Feel like apps might be my best bet but my photos are terrible
I liked Frieren but don't like the Himmel segments.
>>34415130Wat
>>34415129It's inappropriate.
>>34415134the occasion was my bday and my best friend invited me for a drink and since it was saturday evening, her brother and his friends tagged along
Which atogan foid has the biggest vagina?
>>34415139JH
>>34415139well, we all know bv is the fattest, and she's had a kid, so probably hers
>>34415139Swiss
>>34415139You foid
>>34415121Your mom>>34415119If you ask her out politely that's not harassment >>34415131Rip, you'll meet other ppl (or not)
>>34415139me
>>34415145haw haw
>>34415132You are you're gonna die alone if you're too pussy to make any moves
>>34415130NAG but based movieThey shot a lot of it where I used to live
>>34415115M, Akemi from Maison Ikkoku is best girl
>>34415150why does she look like an arrogant cunt?
I'm beginning to think I'm more handsome than I initially thought.
>>34415121{ x | size(x) < Sarge − 1 }
>>34415149Niceee.Prince of Thieves and Men In Tights, forever classics.
>>34415126>>34415127>>34415155how big is he?
>>34415147You have to wait for an indicator of interest, her to approach, or use OLD. Everything else is sleazy.
Women, gun to your head, cigar smoking bf or cigarette smoking bf
>>34415158He's at least 1 inch bigger than the 2nd biggest anon.
>>34415159He said she likes him
>>34415160cigarette eleven times out of ten
>>34415154Hopefully you're young. I didn't realize I had good looks until I started to lose them.
>>34414917>why can't you not wear slutty clothing (including leggings)A. It's comfortable, especially in the Texas heatB. I look too good to cover up. Susan B. Anthony fought for the right for me to wear booty shorts and sports bras in public. >>34414992>what should I goon to before slumberingSissy hypno videos>>34415115Man: GohanWoman: Revy >>34415121>Which atogan moid has the biggest dick?Verifiable, Exhibanon.>>34415160Cigar. Cigarettes make me gag unless I'm tasting them on a woman's breath whoI know will ruin my life if I let her.
>>34415157>Men In TightsLol yeah this one is hilarious >>34415151She's not arrogant at all lol>>34415154Many such cases...>>34415159>wait for her to approachThis is a pretty dumb strategy lol, some girls do but most don't
>>34415162Attraction doesn't = consent. You need an indicator that she's comfortable with being approached.
>>34415165>Sissy hypno videosLolI already gooned thinking about my old milf co-workerNite
>>34415115M
>>34415161He's gay tho.
>>34415165>Sissy hypno videosDon't do it anon. Those are addictive af.
>>34415167You've never even talked to a woman what would you know
i swear, the twinks always have the biggest dicks
>>34415171Dw I don't even know what that is nor have the patience for that
>>34415129I posted once but I'm not a namefag.
>>34415115MTakumi FujiwaraMisato Katsuragi
>>34415172I've been on a few dates. Did an ldr for a bit.
>>34415172anon is a woman>>34415177>misatoanon you're the best.
>>34415173It's to maintain the equilibrium of the universe>>34415177Based Misato enjoyer
>>34414936>What's your favorite threesome combination?My favourite is FMF. My wife's is MFM
>>34415178mfw someone says they're in a "long distance relationship"
>>34415180>>34415181Unfun fact: Misato was my first waifu and now I'm older than her (and still single)
>>34415115
>>34415178Right
>>34415140Vagina, not asshole.
>>34415187Neither position is falsifiable, so what's the point?
Women seem to respond better to me when I act my unashamedly autistic self and yap about retarded shit but I've noticed that some of them REALLY hate how I act and cause problems for me like at work.I'm starting to remember why I ended up masking so hard in the first place.
>>34415165Need sex with a Revy cosplayer
>>34415185RIP, misato is forever thoI'll also be 29 next year...>>34415190>some of them REALLY hate how I act and cause problems for me like at workFuck the haters lol just focus on the people who are nice and like you. Some people are just miserable cunts for no reason>>34415186I wanna go to a Wendy's one day
>>34415190so you're saying that you're received either really good or really bad?
>>34415158Bigger than 8 inches.
>>34415175You're right you aren't. You are some fuck up whose mother pays for his apartment and meanwhild spends most of it on video games. Who then proceeds to buy overly intellectual books, jerks off to how cool it is, then leave it on the shelf for a long time. Let's not forget how you are with religion, with you shitting on Christianity a lot because of Trump you most certainly are open minded... BUT oh wait I see you saying and doing a lot of racist and sexist shit but it doesn't matter because you said just kidding in the end. Then of course you shit on white middle class people because apparently being white and middle class is gay since they don't function in society. Well what have you done? You sit in your room all day. Don't invest in a degree you got because fuck college as bitches are better. You criticize everyone, but in fact you are everything you criticize, YOU FAT FUCKING GAY-ASS RETARDED LIBTARD S*YJAK TRANNY COMMUNIST LOSER!
>>34415084Western culture?What kind of weird ass question is this are you European or something? Assume everyone is an American online like we do. It's faster.
>>34415160cigarettes
>>34415196>>34415195Don't take the (rage) bait!
>>34415188Her huge dildos go in both holes for hours every day. There's no competition for being that stretched out, not even shitting out seven kids will do the same damage to a pussy than hours long daily tugging and stretching for decades.
>>34415195>shitting on Christianity>saying and doing a lot of racist and sexist shit>shit on white middle class people>don't get a degree because fuck college>You criticize everyone#literallyme icl
>>34415194his dick looked like a deformed yam
>>34415117My mom introduced me to the last guy I dated. Idk what you mean by set schedule. >>34415120No>>34415160cigarette boyfriend. The cigar guy is just posturing people smoke cigars because they think it makes them look cool. It does not.
>>34415142NTA, but is she even around?> inb4 lurk moar
>>34415193Like I usually act my normal self around guys but with women it's harder for me because of bullying and family problems, but lately I've been extremely tired from life and I let the autism come out more often and it seems like people want to talk to me more when I'm like this.One of my managers is a middle aged woman and she's been giving me more of an attitude and has told me to start acting like an adult (I'm 27) and said that "some people" have been bothered by my attitude lately which is weird because I've been more social than I have been in years.
>>34415196Nta I was imagining you were wearing a beer garden outfit when I first read that lol
is this an unpopular opinion?i feel like there's a point where dicks get so big that they're kind of gross
>>34415202the monster can schizo isn't Sarge
Anyone else have AI fatigue? It's starting to effect me. I've heard some bright people spew verbal diarrhea and have halved their IQ for months now
>>34415117I met my exes>at a tennis club>my college friend's sister>at a barThere was no "set schedule" for anything (though I went to the first's prom before we dated), we just hung out and got closerI tried apps once and went on a few dates but they didn't go anywhere
>>34415209there is, at some point they start to look like deformations
>>34415209Not if it is carried by Chad, lmao.
>>34415207i mean, your behavior can't be that "disruptive" or anything, right? maybe they're just being pissy about it just because
>>34415203>My mom introduced me to the last guy I dated. NTA. How?
>>34415210who? he posted his dick. it was ugly af.
>>34415212yeah actually, which surprised me because I was pretty neutral about it for a long time.
>>34415215You love Chad
>>34415212Absolutely, yes. But sadly we're stuck with it for the rest of our lives.
>>34415218>he posted his dickWhen and where?
>>34415214^ this>>34415215you just want something in that bussy
>>34415212I’m not confronted by it often enough to be truly fatigued, but I have pretty much nothing but disdain for cyborgs.
>>34415192>I wanna go to a Wendy's one dayyou haven't been?
>>34415208You mean like a dirndl?>>34415217They work together.I don't think she even did it intentionally she just noticed that we were similar and was trying to make me make friends. Gave him my number after I met him a couple times when I went to visit her at her job.
>>34415220>>34415223
>>34415212*to affect meI've always attested that there is an inversely proportional relationship between machine and human intelligence (which the general populace doesn't have much of to begin with)>>34415225Nope
hey there anon, i see you've submitted your face to ai companies! with the data i amassed, i can say that with the most advanced ai detection software that you are 75% gay. that's actually the low estimate! you heard that right anon, you are gay. if you are single, get ready to explore a relationship with another man! have a good day.
>>34415115Muku is the Agnes tachyon of anime girls.
>>34415229NTA, I always get the Baconator or Chilli.Fries have gotten worse over the years.. but still good (enough).
>>34415230WTF I always knew I was gay
>>34415225If I do ever go though (probably not for years because I never go out), what do you recommend I order lol
>>34415209>>34415214>>34415223>i feel like there's a point where dicks get so big that they're kind of gross>at some point they start to look like deformations>thisDamn, ladies...
>>34415200>huge dildos>complains about normal sized dicks being too bigconfusedanimegirl.png
>>34415226>You mean like a dirndlYes! Always wondered what those were called
>>34415235That's what they all say, until they reached maximum sploooosh!
>>34415235have you ever seen pics of like 9 inch dicks? they look like birth defects, some genetic disorder, probably elephantiasis, absolutely nothing hot about that at all
>>34415236She herself has explained multiple times that she can take huge dildos but bottoms out with real dick because she's not the one in control. Come on, she has a couple of bad dragon and dog knot toys and has broken dildos anon.
>>34415232Thanks for the recs lol, they both sound peng >>34415226I remember one of my co-workers almost tried to set me up with her granddaughter onceTruth is though I was much more attracted to my co-worker >>34415240Must be awkward to do a three legged race with this guyAlso no wonder he didn't bother buying full pants and just stuck with shorts
>>34415235Makes perfect sense to me.Once it's too big to be useful all appeal disappears. Penises are not aesthetically pleasing they're like weird deep sea creatures that instinct tells me to put in my mouth.
>>34415243>but bottoms out with real dick because she's not the one in control.NTA. Does she refuse to bounce on it?
I like to imagine the song Candy Says by the Velvet Underground isn't about a tranny so I can listen to it when I want peace while hating myself
>>34415201This is you
guys I need advicemy brother is bringing some lil nigga (literally black) in the housethey laugh downstairs in the basement all nightmy brother never brings people everweird as shiti've always known he might be gay although he'd never tell me but this is sketchy as fuckthe thing is my brother is sweet as fuck and so gullible i'm worried he's getting manipulated or taken advantage ofhe said the guy doesn't have a home and needs somewhere to sleepi'm not trusting a black and broke in our house
>>34415248
>>34415248I'm an orange? Yum
>>34415237I'm glad I supplied you with a fun fact lol. I forget why I know that. I must have looked it up when I was researching swiss waists or something.
>>34415249Eh this is a bit raycisMaybe they're just friends Keep your shit locked anyway tho
>>34415245heheh...
>>34415249you can'g protect people from themselves, if you make a fuss about it, he'll screech and call you racist and homophobic and you'll get cancelled and he'll lean into it harder to stand his ground and he'll just start meeting the guy in a more shady place like his drug dealers bedroom or soyou can't win with people on a self destruction mission
>>34415170>He's gay thoHe's bi. But why does that matter in this context?
>>34415249Im Imagining seeing a random black in my kitchen at night I would scream a big scream
>>34415249Whitebois need bbc. At least he's getting it where he's safe, instead of toe tapping in a park bathroom or something.
>>34415257go be faggot somewhere else, gayboi
>>34415249They are fucking. Sorry to say it like this. Giggling in the room at night? At least your gay bro is masculine yeah?
>>34415258>motiveI sew. Modern "corset belts" that are affordable are mostly pleather and the back half is just a 5 inch wide ugly elastic band so that search term wasn't working for me. I pivoted into "what the heck is that thing mary poppins is wearing called" because that was what I was actually looking for and wanted to know how to construct one.
>>34415258Ever heard of intersectionality?
>>34415262I'm straight. What's your problem?
>>34415234a burger, a frosty, and some iced tea. the iced tea there is really good. you could also get some fries to go with the frosty, i think people like mixing them
>>34415261Yeah sure, while you're over there being a man about how not gay it is to hang out with me, some guy in a car-wreck just had his life saved because he had some friends around him.
Moids are so weird.
>>34415264NTA. You should do sexy cosplays!
>>34415258https://youtu.be/wRD2lTD8J-s?si=5oGMch9ifcZyZAf9It's 15 seconds in please just trust me
>>34415115M currently i have an extinction-level crush on maomao from apothecary diaries its real bad
>>34415271What'd we do?
>>34415271what happened?
shatGPT
>>34415272No.If I'm putting 60 hours of work into something it's for MY enjoyment. You want that you pay me accordingly for both my sewing and modeling.
>>34415271What'd I do
Women:Does the method of a guy approaching you change your response?Do you think you'd fuck a guy if he flirted you IRL that you would have ignored if he added you on Insta and slid in the DMs?
>>34415263>At least your gay bro is masculine yeah?Bruh, yjk he's the bottom
>>34415271Fair
>>34415271Foid, had you had a wake-up call that the moids who are in front of their computer all day aren't as bad as they seem, you probably wouldn't be miserable about being single. But of course we got to force the horrorifying narrative of a white lonely guy wants to commit acts of violence because he is in the closet type of shit because of hard pressed conservative society. Jesus Christ, when will you just see men who are socially awkward are like that because throughout their life they never knew when and how to talk back, because if they did they got arrested. Their loose-self isn't gay, it's reckless to where it could get them arrested for challenging authority.
>>34415282no, lol
>>34415276>>34415277I just... I don't know.I can't tell what is happening, and who is talking to who about who(else)? And why everyone is angry about some penis thing?Is it bants or whatever it is called?
9 times out of 10, the outcome is the same.
Women can't help but be intimidated by my feminine nurturing energy.
>>34415288Stop throwing the loaded dice
>>34415288My ingrown pube popped and a lot of gunk came out.
>>34415280I didn't mean for us. You could charge for pics at conventions or go the patreon route.
>Meant to meet up with friend>I'm busy in the day so can only do evening but she has to travel in to meet me so she can't do evenings>Sucks but whatever>She tells me "Well you could have just moved your schedule around but I'm not gonna be mad">Two weeks back she got super pissy after I said I might not be able to do something with her and then wasn't able to do it, like I said>Last week she got upset because she thought I was giving her mixed signals and was leading her on to feed my ego even though I've only ever viewed her platonicallyHas anyone else ever had a friendship that's tried the limits of your patience? How did you handle it?
>>34415288lmfao, meant for >>34415282
>>34415285Adding on to that. A lot of moids are afraid of authority. Authority pushes down on them tell them not to follow their dreams, you're supposed to be a slave to the system working 9-5, that women are not something destined to be desired but that slavery imposed on you is better, and least not forget the dickwad whom everyone likes with a 4.0 GPA who mocks you every day for being an idiot. It's world femanon, that you are a loser and you have to suck-up to being a loser, because if you don't you die with the electric chair.
>>34415275I keep seeing clips of this on YouTube. Is it worth watching?>>34415282>Do you think you'd fuck a guy if he flirted you IRL that you would have ignored if he added you on Insta and slid in the DMs?100%But I'm old, and never liked the apps. I would ignore literally anyone that DMed me that found me on the app instead of meeting me in person first.
>>34415293nta but >moid doesn't understand the concept of just doing something for yourself and not to profit off of it other than enjoying it in private
>>34415287There's like 3 or 4 different convos in here and they're all equally uninteresting I'm not quite following any of them either
>>34415287Are you new to the thread? We're just making fun of Sarge.
>>34415291what dice? you got one?>>34415292eugh
>>34415115MMob from Mob Psycho 100 before he gains confidence at the end of the series is LITERALLY me. Love that little psychic boy.
>>34415294friendship, lol
where's my "I hate women" anon at? i miss him
>>34415298We don't profit from our hobbies, lol.
>>34415305he offed himself
>>34415301yes :/I will just be quiet and lurk...
>>34415297yes i was surprised by how good it was. also s3 confirmed
the lowliest cuckworms have the biggest egos
>>34415307proof
>>34415293That sounds awful though.Maybe if I was interested in going to cons in the first place but this just seems like a huge waste of my time and I can make money some other way.
>>34415243Anyone can "take" huge dildos, doesn't make it comfortable or enjoyable or safe. Nor is it something I do with any sort of frequency. If you want to jerk off to your imagination about my pussy, do it, I can't stop you. But know the difference between your fantasies and reality.>>34415246I squat on his dick, but I can't just flop around on it without being careful.
>>34415306lol
>>34415305Probably getting pegged LMAO
>>34415304You can make friends too if you really try, anon
Women thoughts on blue eyed moids
>>34415311
>>34415296I've learned to walk away from it all with indifference comforting within the skin I have through what life throws at me: homelessness, mental institutions, neetdom, you name it I can get through it all. And I get through it with peacefulness.
>>34415307God I hope so
>>34415313Why are you awake? Go to bed.>>34415317
>>34415298>Omg you can draw? You should draw me!
>>34415286>>34415288>>34415295Thanks.So should I just DM her and shoot my shot then?At this point pretty sure that I shouldn't even speak to a woman I haven't matched with on dating sites. It's crazy.
>>34415308Lol, welcome.This guy >>34415310 genuinely hates Sarge though we call him Julian.
>>34415315this is very likely>>34415310you don't say>>34415318i lean to the belief that he'd be pegged before he died, he'd probably have done it over guilt from his hypocrisy >>34415317yum yum yum
Women, do you have any final words to say to me?
>>34415317FIndifferent
>>34415317the hierarchy is as follows:>green>blue>brownbut to be honest I don't think I could ever look into the eyes of a moid with anything but green eyes and not be weirded out to some extend
>>34415321Wtf did I do to you
>>34415294Do people here even have friends
>>34415309Nice ty.I'm glad I have Crunchyroll now this is fun.>>34415317Good stuff
>>34415327schmulighan
Women is it an ick/dealbreaker if a man did cocaine once in his younger days?
>>34415324fix your radar, cunt.
I don't feel good
Women is there anything you aren't indifferent towards?
>>34415327https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0alzveKoS2I
>>34415335Apparently notHad to keep an eye on the ex when he got drunk>>34415339We talked about this yesterdayI said littering
>>34415335>is it an ick/dealbreaker if a man did cocaine once in his younger days?dude that's way more attractive than like, having a tech job or something. it's not even an ick that's a plus
>>34415312Fine>>34415298>>34415306I got rich playing MTG
>>34415282Yes. Cold approach will fail
>>34415337Nobody else uses that term. Do you prefer Eri to Julian?
>>34415338Why
>>34415339nein>>34415338what happened anon? what's wrong?
>>34415345wrong
My scrote skin is peeling. Am i going to die?
>>34415082Yeah that's me lol. This pthe excoworker doesn't drive so she will probably be bringing her home
>>34415329Current bf is green?
>>34415352yeah, you can also drop the current jab
>>34415349Who else does?
>>34415339Yep
>>34415344>Cold approach will failthe older I get, the more it seems like if cold approach has even a 1% chance of success that it's probably worth it if you can actually handle all the rejections. because 1% is still better than zero and zero are basically your chances as a guy on dating apps or trying to meet single women through mutual friends
>>34415344>Cold approachDo guys still do that?
>>34415115MMy wife>Mikunice choice
>>34415354I mean, your future husband has green eyes i hear? Very good.
Is it over if I don't have a deep voice?
>>34415279Meow meown’t meow meow—meow meow *meow* meow.Meow meow meow meow, meow meow?
>>34415357There's also the aspect of it being morally wrong, but go off.
What do you guys think of my business idea?>Flavoured tampons>Orange, strawberry, peach, etc>Can even make a spicy flavour for the latinas
>>34415335Yes, too much for me, my parents were junkies.
>>34415361>Is it over if I don't have a deep voice?No. Apparently I sound like Beric Dondarion from game of thrones, and I'm still a virgin.
>>34415365Who is this product for exactly?
>>34415360you can also drop the future part
>>34415364>the aspect of it being morally wrongalright, you got meexplain how just talking to someone you find attractive in public is morally wrong
>>34415357Okay, good luck. Hope we never meet
>>34415365scented hygiene products for menstruation already exist and they are universally demonized because you shouldn't put anything scented there, so 0/10
>>34415368Menstruating women? who else lmao
>>34415365Nigga who the fuck eats tampons
>>34415369How can he be your bf and husband simultaneously?
>>34415372scented?
>>34415375Maybe he’s an animorph
>>34415370Because it's sexual harassment? Because it frightens them? Because they have no idea what you'll do?
>>34415358Yes, a lot. I hate it every time
>>34415375don't be so dumb please, it's not a good look
>>34415375>None of his partners exist as a superposition of relationship statesngmi if you keep measuring your relationships
>>34415379Sorry to here that. It seems to have died down where I'm at luckily.
>>34415370NtaI mean, there's a difference between trying to have a conversation with a stranger and making it obvious within the first 10 seconds of speaking to a woman that you're talking to her because your penis told you to and you didn't think it through.Cold approaching has developed a bad reputation because it's the only method available to men who seem like they should have a caregiver along with them to remind him to wipe his ass and help him at the grocery store checkout.>>34415373I don't think you'll make very much money with this idea lol
>>34415380Must be two different guys...
Women, thoughts on men with fast metabolisms?
>>34415376Tampon flavors include: tuna fish, cheesy egg salad, and Chad's Cum.
>>34415382hear*
>>34415382That’s nice. We have a lot of tourists here, people have that unearned vacation confidence
>>34415386no, but normal people don't feel the need to correct strangers on the internet about their relationship status because they can just convert the title to fit their own reality without having to be anal about it, especially if it's not relevant to the topic
>>34415389Plain Greek yogurt, pennies, and chlorinated pool water
>>34415393NTA but you're being weirdly hostile over the most minor of comments
I want her to touch my hands and arms.
>>34415371>good lucknah, I'm never actually going to do it because it's probably just annoying and I know I can't handle the time commitment and amount of rejection required for it.but, I think what really fucks you up as a man more than anything else in the world is feeling like you didn't do enough to create opportunities to actually get a relationship, and the kind of people who can actually cold approach never have to live with those regrets. like, I'll probably end up sad and alone because of my own passivity, but people who do cold approach know that even if they failed, they actually raged against the dying of the light. I'm extremely envious of anyone who actually has that kind of courage, especially with people like >>34415378 having a gut reaction to it that simply starting a conversation with someone you find attractive to see if you connect with them is "sexual harassment"
>>34415396no, anon was hostile for no reason by trying to imply that I'm a disloyal slut just because I didn't feel the need to correct an inconsequential detail
reading everything here in a woman's voice is so funny, you should give it a try
>>34415399I didn't read that implication at all. Maybe from current bf, but not from future husband or the question that followed. Just read like a minor joke over word choice
>>34415400I give a lot of them whiny annoying voices
>>34415394If she's given birth, it straight up tastes like shit.
>>34415401sure
>>34415378hahahaha kys
I should buy him a kilt.
>>34415403Super weird thought but I just realized I would be able to tell if I'm going to get my period in the next 24 hours or so by tasting my discharge
>>34415203>>34415226Lol, I think I remember this. Didn't you try and sabotage the first date or something?
>>34415409I SHOULD HAVE
>Everyone I manage to attract is someone I'm not attracted toCurious...
>>34415411means your standards are too high for your market value
>>34415410You gave him the ick eventually
>>34415317I like them when they're in the eye sockets of guys who are nice to me.>>34415321No. I ended up napping too early and now I have to stay up to do some laundry anyways. So bite me.
>>34415411Everyone? 9/10 are duds for me and 7/10 are old/on drugs/homeless/mentally challenged to boot which doesn't make me feel good about myself but really? Not one person who was even a maybe?
>>34415388Very feedable. I can bake all I want and a guy like that won't make me feel guilty for making him fatter.
>>34415399Bruh, I didn't mean that at all.People use current boyfriend all the time, but saying current husband would be offensive af since it implies broken vows.
>>34415420nobody says that because it's an intentional and unnecessary addition to imply it's temporary
>>34415410>I SHOULD HAVEOuch.
>>34415414But not on purpose.I am too cringe to live and should be taken behind the barn and shot.He's doing this hot and cold shit because he pities me and I give good head but he thinks I'm kind of retarded and he's probably fucking right I stg.
>>34415412>>34415417I don't even mean in a "This person is unattractive" sense, but in a "This person is absolutely not my type sense. I've been told a lot of the women I like look sickly and/or amish even though they look hot to me, so I doubt it's a straight numbers thing
>>34415426the fact you think market value is only about looks tells me everything I need to know about you
>>34415424He dumped me don't get your fruit of the looms in a twist on his account
>>34415425Are you the one that takes care of the granny
>>34415423Sure.
this is the curiosity and novel thinking I'm looking for in a man https://youtube.com/shorts/wqb5eswoeuU
>>34415427Using the term market value to describe people says a lot more about you, I'd posit.
>>34415428That sucks. 2bh I've probably been dumped more than the opposite, so I sympathize.
>>34415432He's right though the shells are indigestible
>>34415433you're the one whining about not getting what you want, I'm just using established terms to explain to you why you don't
>>34415428>don't get your fruit of the looms in a twistCornucopia or no?
>>34415429Wasn't that the artist?
>>34415429Yeah>>34415434I'm sorry. It's a terrible feeling. I've been dumped before but I really really liked this guy and I hate feeling stupid but keep doing stupid things.
>>34415436>Mention attractiveness>Well actually it's about [manosphere nonsense] and not attractiveness I never indicated the people attracted to me were unattractive or had any traits that would indicate "lower market value", just that they weren't my type specifically.
>>34415405>"bro, why do women hate men?"
Thinkin bout that time in 8th grade when my friend group made some chick pretend to be my gf for a day.
>>34415443Maybe you're being too hard on yourself?
I need women to throw me the tiniest bone that one of them might like me at some point in the future to give me the smallest ray of hope for the future.
>>34415439CornucopiaI was conscious and forming memories in the 90s>>34415450Meh. Calling it like it is and beating yourself up about it are two different things. Mostly I'm just sad.
>>34415444and I never implied they are unattractive either, I said you are waiting for someone you can't afford with who you are right now you probably want someone with more peace and functionality in their life than you could provide for them, which is why people with less peace and functionality come to you because to them you'd be an upgrade but to the people you want, adding you to their life would be a downgrade note that peace and functionality are just examples that can be switched up with whatever you deem important but the fact you mentioned the amish makes me think you're looking for someone that lives a simple and humble life but I think you grossly underestimate the resources that go into being able to live such a life and thus you keep attracting women that are too trashy and consumed by worldly desires for your taste
Lots of words to say nothing of value.
>>34415445It is your privilege to think you can put yourself out there without risking making someone uncomfortable.
>>34415455coward
>>34415454I may have been unclear but I was talking purely physically. The amish comment was from a friend who literally said "the women you like look amish", I don't actually want someone from an adjacent lifestyle
Pig
Idk how to talk to girls. I'm scared of them
>>34415463They're more afraid of you than you are of them.
>>34415456Dating apps. If a woman is on one it means she's consented to romantic interaction.
>>34415464I don't think so why would they be
What is the greatest asmr video/audio for falling asleep to?I need some recommendations, I can't sleep.
>>34415466Because men are inherently dangerous.
>>34415464>They're more afraid of you than you are of them.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GM-e46xdcUo
>>34415463Me too anon. And I am one.
>>34415469I'm usually shorter and scrawnier than them idk >>34415471Damn what are you scared of
>>34415467I like the ones with simulated ear unclogging in a clinical setting. Lots of good examples.
>>34415471NTA. Every bi girl I know says women are way more intimidating.
anon, you smell of ladybugs
>>34415475What's one of your favorites?
>>34414901M or FWhat's a lie you tell yourself?
>>34415480MShe doesn't think I'm a fucking idiot
>>34415480F, that I can't afford to be authentic.
>>34415480MMy fear of attachment and ironic detachment from everything are intentional and healthy.
>>34415474Well first of all you guys are fucking right it's much harder to tell when a woman is into me vs just being nice and not thinking anything of what she's doing because she doesn't have Gay thoughts™They're not as direct as you guys so it's easier to misinterpret things and fuck up. And when you do fuck up women can be mean in a much more calculated and devastating way than most of the men I've dealt with.>>34415478Rude
>>34415460schwein
How do I talk to a woman at a bar that's staring at me?>hey noticed you staring at me, do I have something on my face? You're very pretty. My name is anon. What's your name?How does this sound?
The women who have those fucked up fetishes are usually fat
>>34415490like you need to be mercy killed
>>34415490I'd rather blow my head off 2bh
>>34415491being into weird stuff is an exclusively ugly people thing, yes
I love how my hair has these waves and swoops and gentle curls. Women thoughts on this?
>>34415496no man should be allowed to call himself a man without a glorious mane
>>34415480>What's a lie you tell yourself?MThat no woman could ever be interested in me. It's easer to believe that than accept that I have to change, and open myself to disappointment and rejection.
>>34415493>>34415494what should I say instead?
>>34415490Bro, please don't
>>34415500Slide in smooth and be like eyy baby
>>34415500nothing, she's staring at you so she can memorize your face better to describe it to the police sketch person
>>34415495Define weird stuff.
Why do I keep thinking about my childhood so much. I'm a grown ass man I should be thinking about memories from my adult life
>>34415508if you need anything more than some naked alone time with your partner, you're ugly
>>34415509>memories of my adult lifelol, and what would those be?
>>34415509because that was the last time you had some peace
>>34415496>Women thoughts on this?You're very vain.
>>34415496Faggot
>>34415019mpreg
>>34415480Mthat it will get better
>>34415509maybe because it was probably better
Can't wait to eat dinner.
>>34415452>I need women to throw me the tiniest bone that one of them might like me at some point in the future to give me the smallest ray of hope for the future.So long as that's your attitude, no woman will ever like you. If you ever acquire some confidence and self-respect, then you'll have a chance.
>>34415521>just be confident and capable despite your complete lack of success and experience
>>34415522Fake it
>>34415522Yeah, pretty much
>>34415522NTA. Honestly, I just faked it until it started to work.
>>34415520what are you having for dinner, anon?
>>34415510Squirting, exhibitionism, raceplay.Weird?
>>34415531Bruh
>>34415531Korra or JHCall it
>>34415531leave me out of your rape fetish posting
>>34415530Leftover roast beef with potatoes, pumpkin, and steamed veges, slathered with gravy.
>>34415536mmm, sounds great!>>34415535anon
>>34415535noooo don't kill yourself you're such a faggot aha
>>34415537What>>34415538You wanna keep me around to fuck me?
>>34415536>Leftover roast beef with potatoes>pumpkin, and steamed veges>slathered with gravyis this an euphemism for JH?
>>34415540I don't know what she looks like.
>>34415541>horse pussy with potato tits>pumpkin ass with busted asshole>slathered in "gravy"
>>34415542You got that bitch on the brain.
>>34415504So what do I say to her?
>>34415544Idk I don't talk to women lol
I want to have a life with her instead of just with myself until I die before 26
Boring ass euro hours
>>34415533Neither, talking about my gf.
Is it weird that I unironically want to marry my sister? It's not even a fetish thing, she's just the only girl I know who isn't insane, run through, or both.
>>34415510calling yourself ugly huh
>>34415551>It's not even a fetish thingdoubt
anons, how long has it been?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CsNrmSPCiEU
Why do red boards have such lower average IQs than blue boards?
>>34415551>isn't run throughdoubt
>>34415554Gay
>>34415539save some of that death for the others>>34415556because all they can do is jerk off and jerk off again
>>34415559Pol is a red board that isn't porn based but they're still similarly retarded
>>34415563>Pol is a red board that isn't porn based but they're still similarly retardedEpstein's black propaganda honeypot filled with fed and bots
>>34415559>save some of that death for the othersThere's no shortage of it
>>34414936>What's your favorite threesome combination?MFMJH didn't post sex so I don't have to either >>34414939
How do I stop being depressed about women being hypocritical whores? By that I mean they openly sleep around a lot and try to suppress/shame male sexuality while being complete coomers themselves. I can't believe I have to share the same planet with these animals
>>34415576>By that I mean they openly sleep around a lot and try to suppress/shame male sexuality while being complete coomers themselvesMIt isn't male sexuality per se, it's unattractive male sexuality.>How do I stop being depressed about women being hypocritical whores?Looksmaxx, I guess.
>>34415563well duh, it's politics. there were even a few terrorfags and larps born there. never been though.
>>34415576and they said the blue boards had a higher iq
>>34415553Fuck you, I was driven to this. There should be more cute, normal girls than just her.
>>34415587You'll get over your breakup soon, anon.
>>34415581>LooksmaxxI'm too old to be physically attractive and in any case, I just pay for sex anyway
>>34414936MFFM, where the middle girl gets sandwiched by the guy and the other girl who is using a strap-on.
>>34415587Does she look like leyley?
>>34415554>anons, how long has it been?7 years
>>34415596No. She's my height, kind of chubby, and has blue eyes and dark red hair.
>>34415605Sounds like a southern belle
>>34415595Mostly the hypocrisy, the fact that women are making harder and harder to consume porn or buy sex, the fact that they're hypocrites about it and actively making my life worse
>>344155546 years
>>34414917>women why can't you not wear slutty clothing (including leggings)They're empathetic and helping us destress: https://www.sciencechronicle.org/en/news/contemplating-womens-breasts-may-benefit-men-with-a-certain-psychological-profile/
>>34414936Is it ever advisable to have a FFM with your gf and another girl?
>>34415576>How do I stop being depressed about women being hypocritical whores?At least our /atoga/ foids are more honest, right?
>>34415609It's not what I like about her though. She's the smartest girl I know and it's not even close, she's fun but responsible, she's kind but doesn't take shit, we have the same sense of humor. She's literally perfect and it pains me that I have to suffer dealing with other women for the remote possiblity of finding something as good as what I already have with her.
>>34415633Are you a fat ugly fuck
>>34415639Not even remotely.
>>34414901Ok guys. What's the best way to respond or react if a girl you are interested in mentions dates or other (male) "friends".
>>34415595I prefer pedophiles and jeets to women desu
I was about to write "you will never fuck a kpop idol in her prime", until I realized... I very well still might!
>>34415645I always assume girls going out of their way to mention their boyfriends means they like me but aren't interested in anything more.
Why is Arden Cho so hot?
Children should start waging war against adults.Thoughts?
>>34415646That's kind of sociopathic, anon. Sure, women are fucking obnoxious. But read about the shit Marc Dutroux did.
>>34415657Stop spamming.
>>34415658>you breader get ready to fry>you breader get ready to grill
>>34415657Science proved that Asian women are the most desirable females on the planet. This is not up for debate.
How could they...
>>34415667This Men guy is one hell of a guy.
>>34415659I don't think so. Like have you seen the Epstein memes? Dude was a sicko but the more I learn about Epstein the more I like him as a person, I think we could've been good bros in a another life. He comes off as extremely likeable so I probably would forgive him for that island stuff
State GenderWhos your favorite pokemon and why
>>34415672MTFSylveon
>>34415672MNone.
>>34415671ntaThis has to be shopped, theres no way big E was posting and asking for fnaf futa lmao
>>34415674No wait, there is that fat lazy and that duck one, but I don't know their English names.
>>34415678>I don't know their English names.then tell us their non english names>>34415673The trannies also love hatterene
>>34415676It's there in the files, he's one of us
>>34415680Enton, because his name is stupid.Relaxo, because he is literally me on some days.Never played any of the games, watched any show, read any comic, held any trading card.This is just my assumption based on some images and sound bites.
>>34415265No>>34415268>tea there is really goodI'll take your word for it>>34415264Mary Poppins was a baddie>>34415271Wtf I just woke up>>34415273Lol amazing
>>34415683holy shit his girlfriend was a cutie, THIS is who he was sending those links to lol
>>34415671Yeah that was the con you fucking retard
>>34415691I'd still prefer Epstein over being divorced, think about it logically
>>34415658Why? Do you want to provoke and beat some children?
>>34415686>relaxoincredible name, please explain what dickhauter means>entonIn english its Psyduck, whats the pun in your langugae?
>>34415667bagsie tall fishnets girl>>34415669Men is a real one
>>34415692It appears the goyim have gone completely insane.
>>34415690Is that the chick who said he was a satanist?
>>34415480M, that I will stop posting here>>34415478what do they even smell like>>34415467https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0q0QeQbw9U>>34415463most girls are really nice desu, just ignore the bitchez
>>34415692>think about it logically
>>34415467Personally I sleep to warhammer lore, I'm partial to Mr Bones or Pancreas
>>34415698Rude>>34415701I'm serious, Epstein might try to scam you but he's not feigning love or something like that, no, you're partners in crime and he's blackmailing you. Marriage on other hand results in a betrayal of trust which is 100 times worse
>>34415694Dickhäuter translates to thick skinned.>langugaehehDuck means Ente in German, so they just took the (rather rare) name Elton and turned into Enton.
>>34415705Wir suchen dich
>>34415706What do you want me to hire for?
>>34415707For suchen some dich
>>34415708
>>34415705Thank you for the German lesson, Enton is a pretty good name and now all I can think of is Enton John
>>34415710Passt schon!
>>34415449cute, how did that go>>34415340underrrated tune desu>>34415335nag but the first time I did coke I just fell asleep for hours ADHD moment
>>34415704Cheating on someone is being an assholeRaping kids is being a monster
>>34415554Over 20 and still going
>>34415331what's a friend>>34415294I mean if you truly are busy in the day then yeah that is a bit unfair of her. I guess she just hasn't been in a similar situation and can't empathise. all you can really do is apologise but don't let her bulli
>>34415710I love the German language https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QE7Y_DJbBcY
>>34415449Sounds brutal, was it brutal?
>>34415533Just because I "squirt" doesn't mean I like it.
>>34415554I've never had a proper relationship desu so can't relate>>34415720why is this woman so good looking, it's distracting me
>>344157201) Holy shit they're huge2) It's a beautiful language https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8xoTBZrzko
How do big penises fit inside tiny tiny pussies?
>>34415726Muscles stretch, it's what they're made to do.
>>34415716>>34415721Lol it wasn't "brutal" because we were all in on it. She really leaned into it though she was touching my arms and back and stuff and I had no idea what to do lol I just kinda sat there sheepishly.
>>34415415>when they're in the eye sockets of guys who are nice to meare you implying you'd gouge their eyes out if they were mean to you>>34415065I slept for 3 hours but got shizz to do todaychugging dat coffee
>>34415723I'm almost certain you are qt, didnt you have a girlfriend
>>34415729>I slept for 3 hours but got shizz to do today>chugging dat coffeeMe too bro
>>34415729>are you implying you'd gouge their eyes out if they were mean to youNo, but that works too.
>>34415728>we were all in on itokay good, i was worried it was a joke at your expense>just kinda sat there sheepishlysounds about right, she was probably super into you
there's a music festival in my town (Florida) this weekendwho wants to go
My fav thing to do is wind my alarm forward an hour and pretend my sleep is all good
>>34415722What's not to like?
>>34415733Maybe I dunno lol, she was kind of out there so she was probably playing it up. But I wasn't really into her. One of the only two times I've ever been touched by a woman.
>>34415722Is it or is it not pee
>>34415735My favorite thing to do is wake up to my alarm and then postpone is 15 minutes 6 times in a row
>>34415740Sometimes I just lie down for another 5 minutes and then I wake up 4 hours later
>>34415195gang shit>>34415730only for a few weeksshe was sweet but we weren't a good matchmy high school gf and I were more just friends desu it wasn't really a proper relationship
>>34415533I'm not really into squirting. Don't hate it, but I don't like the mess.>>34415491>>34415495Kinks are to enhance, not to define. They're accouterments to sex and intimacy, not the basis. That's what separates kink from fetish, and sex positivity from degeneracy.
I just found out about Duran DuranThey're pretty good
>>34415741>lie down for another 5 minutes and then I wake up 4 hours latertempted to do this but I need to do laundry and run errands>>34415744they were my mom's favourite band as a teen lol
>>34415741>just lie down for another 5 minutesYou like to gamble huh
>>34415744How did you just find out about Duran Duran https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=M-9q95t0GUs&pp=0gcJCcQBo7VqN5tD
>>34415743Does it feel different?
>>34415195https://voca.ro/1nVwaQgI6qkc
>>34415747My area doesn't play their music on the radio and I thought Invisible was a MGS meme song. Listening to it now and it's pretty catchy
>>34415573>MFMBruh
>>34415745I think she had good taste anon
>>34415751Invisible got me into it too but imo it's not even the best song on the record
>>34415717Epstein didn't rape kids anon, he solicited minors
>>34415751>Listening to it now and it's pretty catchyrandom autist trivia but the lead composer for the Sonic games cited Duran Duran as their main influence>>34415754my mom has pretty good music taste lol
>>34415719>I guess she just hasn't been in a similar situation and can't empathise.She's been in some really shitty relationships before (both romantic and non-romantic) so she's extremely sensitive in regards to both being abandoned and being manipulated. I get it, but it's becoming exhausting. I didn't pick up that she was into me for the longest time and she thought I did, which made it worse. I'm gonna give it some time because I don't think she wants to speak to me currently.
>>34415759ah, that would explain it then>didn't pick up that she was into me for the longest time and she thought I didtale as old as time lol>don't think she wants to speak to me currentlyyeah maybe give her a bit of space then see how she's doingand if you can free up any time let her know
>>34415672MRayquaza because I've only played gen 3 and the big dragon is cool :D
>>34415755I'll check the rest out after workNothing Less was bretty good too>>34415758>but the lead composer for the Sonic games cited Duran Duran as their main influenceBased composer
>>34415757NTA. You don't mind pedos because you are one, lmao
>>34415724>2) It's a beautiful languageI don't know about that, but I had non-German speaking women tell me it's hot when I talk down to them with an accent or in German in general.
>>34415744>I just found out about Duran DuranNo one hears a word... they say...>>34415749>Does it feel different?The contractions during the orgasm are stronger, and squirting usually takes multiple types of stimulation, so I guess the orgasm is more intense. But sometimes the juice isn't worth the squeeze. An apt metaphor.
>>34415762>Based composerye boiyou can really hear it between some of the songs lolhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLdPDCVT4EMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1nVwm4aQS_E
>>34415594>FFM, where the middle girl gets sandwiched by the guy and the other girl who is using a strap-on.I did that once in college. Was pretty hot.
>>34415734let's goo (even if it's in Florida)
>>34415771it's in N Florida, where are you at
>>34415772>where are you atnot in america thankfully
>>34415774you just fraternise with them online
>>34415737I don't like making a mess or having my body do something I didn't want it to do. And worst of all, it's embarrassing.>>34415739I put it in quotations because I still think it's pretty much just me peeing during sex. I don't understand the distinction between the two, if there is any.
>>34415402https://voca.ro/1cLMzl7mMU0X
>>34415763I'm not a pedo, I don't think Epstein did anything that bad compared to let's say cheating
>>34415775>fraterniseikr I'm such a debaucherous charlatan>>34415779>I don't think Epstein did anything that badnigga...
>>34415778Lmao
>>34415757>>34415779Kys
>>34415743>>34415766Have you made a woman squirt?
>>34415778I imagined it to be more or a bitchy tone than a cute one
>>34414926>>34415720If any femanons resemble either of these women report in for plapping immediately
>>34415781https://voca.ro/19E21Mxsww68>>34415785that would be hot
>>34415782>>34415780What he did would've been legal in most European countries....
>>34415790firstly that's bssecondly just because something isn't illegal doesn't mean it's right lmao
>>34415789Not like anime children but like adults with an attitude problem
>>34415790Trafficking isn't legal in Europe.
Women, what are your thoughts on cum tributes?
>>34415792>adults with an attitude problemfinna read all bitchy femanon posts in this voice now https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUMfOme-8cQ
>>34415793Has was never sentenced on that, we may never know if he really trafficked girls>>34415791I mean morally he was in the right, it was consensual. Did Epstein take advantage of girls? Maybe, but they were European and American girls, they had options, they weren't starving, there was no physical coercion (allegedly), they didn't have to agree to his terms and many turned him down. I think the problem is that when people think about Epstein they think about the actual unironic monsters like Sidney Cooke or aid workers who took advantage of impoverished women inside disaster zones.
>>34415798>morally he was in the right, it was consensualspotted the pedo
Put a lot of effort into that bait didn't he
>>34415649>until I realized... I very well still mightbro been reading too much manager doujinshi
>>34415731gonna drink moar coffee and productivitymaxx
>>34415799Prostitution doesn't turn from a morally neutral thing to obscene crime against humanity because the prostitutee is 17 instead of 18... You need to take a ethics class at your local university right now
>>34415803>morally neutral thingI don't think most people agree with this either. If someone wouldn't have sex with you without you paying them, you are taking advantage of them in some capacity>because the prostitutee is 17so a child?ok I'm not taking this b8 anymore kek
>>34415805>. If someone wouldn't have sex with you without you paying them, you are taking advantage of them in some capacityThat's not true, they have other options, nobody is putting gun to your head and forcing you to have sex with older men anon.... It's done for sometime like Armani bag you really want but can't afford>Bait18 year old is old enough to fight and die in Ukraine right now but if a girl is day younger than that she's a child? Come on now, even US has the minimum enlistment age at 17
>>34415784Yes, myself, my wife, and my best friend. I accidentally made another woman pee.>>34415794>Women, what are your thoughts on cum tributes?Hot when asked for, weird as fuck when not.
>>34415811How can you tell the difference?
>>34415815Color, smell, and force. It also helps that they told me.
life is happy :D
>>34415794The idea of a guy I wanted to make horny jerking off to his thoughts of me is hot. But the cum part of the tribute does absolutely nothing for me.
>>34415805if women are so easily manipulated why are they allowed to vote?
>>34406984Hilarious larp, but how would you react IRL?
>>34415817i hope it is or will be for others too!>>34415800wait bait that was my fucking thing
Why do women only ever seem to date men who rape little kids with their pee pee's?
>>34415822I would react by gooning and tugging on my tiny little stinky winky.
Just had lunch with my parents and my mom told me my aunt is on her deathbed.She has been suffering from untreated depression for a few years now, basically was just lethargic and no motivation to do anything, not even when relatives visited her (she lives with her husband quite a bit away from the rest of us).Apparently she can't even speak anymore and she got water in her lungs from all the laying. She's also been a smoker for most of her life.She's barely 70, she shouldn't be in such a bad condition yet.I feel incredibly sorry for my mom...
>>34415772Ewww, you live in JackOffVille.
>>34414917Leggings are slutty?
>>34415836They're slutty when they end in bare feet or sandals so that you can see a woman flexing her hot, sexy, dextrous toes.
>>34415836NTA. Your butt looks nice in them.
I have a prophesy about your future.In your future, you will work as a TSA officer at a small airport.You will be fired for incompetence at your job. That is your future.
are skinny jeans slutty though? asking for a friend...
>>34415734Central Florida?
>>34415840I mean I wear some very skinny jeans sometimes and I'm a turbovirgin so>>34415839What will I be fired for, stealing stuff from luggage lol
>>34415840Depends on how nice your ass is
>>34415842>>34415843I'm a man though
>>34415811>weird as fuck when not.You've gotten them unsolicited? Was it a stranger?
>>34415808>18 year old is old enough to fight and die in Ukraine right nowI mean, I don't think this is a good thing either>>34415800Effort is one word for it...>>34415845Samesies
>>34415845Did I stutter, faggot?
>>34415841no. >>34415833
My bloodline trembling after the cute Chinese girl smiles at me
>>34415848I'm sorry! :(don't call me a faggot
Ladies>>34415650Thoughts on sloppy makeouts post-bj.
JH, tell the fucking truth.You said your relationship with your uncle lasted for a year. So he raped you for a year straight or you were in a consensual relationship? Which one is it? You fucking lying whore.
>>34415853Then I’m too far
I wonder what life choices lead someone to become a rape-fetishizing pedophile and unprompted stalker on 4chan like this creep >>34415862.
>>34415867It's weird how all the pedos start posting at the same time.
>>34415858I didn’t know I needed this today
Liking Epsteins gib doesn't make you a pedo, everyone loved the dude
>>34415872Elon Musk and other rich losers went to him for advice on how to seduce women. I swear to fucking God that's like the next level of looking toward a Spiritual Virgin like Jordan Peterson or a sex criminal like Andrew Tate for advice on finding and starting relationships. Like, maybe don't fucking do that.
I thought getting into a relationship would break my cycle of loneliness even if it failed, but I think it just made things worse
>>34415856Chinese people will all spy on your country for their country and try to rope you into some shit. They're like the fucking Romulans on Star Trek. Don't trust them.
>>34415875>Like, maybe don't fucking do that.But if it works it works? How else will a virgin find their first girlfriend if normalcy fails? Shit on Tate all you want but his methods are solid, that's why he's popular, he gets results
>>34415879He's a predator and a human trafficker.I get that "work on yourself" and blah blah blah is dead-end advice but the solution is not to listen to the real life Jabba the Hutt instead.
>>34415863damn
>>34415881>He's a predator and a human traffickerWell that's just the end result of hypergamy. Rome was founded on raiding other tribes for women because all girls in Rome were in harems, now we see the same pattern play out as men go abroad as passportbros. If you don't act you'll end up groeing old lonely and alone which is extremely detrimental for you. Men don't want to do these things bit society is forcing them to
>>34415881not his fault women fall for that shit. maybe women should stop and take a good long hard look at themselves and ask why they are so easily swayed by rich jackassess offering them Gucci for coochi.
>>34415867He's been doing this for years, he's fucked in the head lol
>>34415901Does he think he's tricking anyone into victim blaming a child for being raped? Or is it a fetish thing he's jerking off to?
>>34415888>you'll grow old, lonely and alone unless you rape and traffic women, society is forcing you to be a predator and pedophilebro telling on himself fr
>>34415902>is it a fetish thing he's jerking off tohe definitely gets off to it in some twisted capacity lol. it's too on the nose
>>3441590316 is legal in most of the world, including half the US and Europe.
>>34415905At least here in bongland there are ''Romeo and Juliet'' laws so 16/17 year olds can date each otherIf you are an adult trying to date someone below 18 you're a nonce lol. They are literally school chldren
>>34415907age of consent is 16 in the UK. it is completely legal.
Is your hierarchy of needs met?
>>34415918Not until I actualize
>>34415918No, because no one loves me
Would you date a woman who dresses like the Leper king
>>34415910Maybe it is legal (I don't know the law that well honestly) but it's predatory and weird>>34415922the fit goes hard desu>>34415918idk I just had lunch though and gonna take a dump
>>34415918No.
>>34415877Be your own daddy/mommy. Make your own sugar.
>tfw two kids just knocked on the door asking if they could cut the grass but I had to turn them awayngl I respect the grind, these kids have more work ethic than me
>>34415926What?
>>34415902>Or is it a fetish thing he's jerking off to?Definitely this.
>>34415922Like a ghostly nun with an iron mask? Too spooky for me.
I failed again
>>34415937I have been failing for over a week straight. Tomorrow will be our day.
>>34415938nta but based, let's carpe diem <3
>>34415938Sleepy time already?
>>34415942Whole week has been sleepy time.
>>34415937Failed at what
>>34415903Yes. Either man up or grow old without kids, that's nature for you
Im 32.I have a date with an 18yo tomorrow ladscan I get a high five?
It's incredibly hot when women call their pussy 'hole'.
>>34415945Lucky you >>34415947Trying to support fren
>>34415924what makes it predatory and weird for a 16 year old but not an 18 year old?
>>34415936Would you rather see my lesions and wounds
>>34415952What about gash, slit, muff
>>34415956>gashNo, that would imply a wound, which it isn't.>slitHot too.>muffNever heard that.
>>34415956in holland they call it a "mush" (pronounced moosh)sometimesso funny to me for some reason
>>34415955Yes.
>>34415954Two years worth of development.
>>34415959What dutch word isn't funny?
>>34415960You are not a gentleman
>>34415966Perhaps not.
>>34415952Women will never understand
>>34415922She could be my Leper Queen, yes
>>34415968Yeah
>>34415953I wish I could be someone's cat :(
>>34415968I have met one women who understood.
>>34415952I wish to lodge a formal objection against this sentiment.
>>34415952COCK SOCKET
>>34415975Heh that's a funny one!But would work well with some electrician or handyman roleplay.
is it true that if you can make a girl laugh she owes you sex?
If you stripped everything down, what actually matters
>>34415952I just say pussy. It's the most general term in most company.
>>34415977I'm too quick to laugh, so I'd owe hundreds of men sex if that was the case.
I can’t go to therapy for two weeks because insurance should I just take the L and drop $300 one week or thug it out
>>34415979>be uncreative and boring
>>34415977You need to make them laugh?
>>34415983I have had to unlearn being too raunchy.
>>34415984its called jestermaxxing
>>34415972Meowdy
>>34415982I'd thug it out personally, but you know best
>>34415985Well sucks for you?
>>34415988Such a non answer I guess I probably won’t kill myself if I miss two sessions
>>34415989Fuck you.
>>34415952Very corny imo. I prefer they just call it pussy
>>34415990Rude>I guess I probably won’t kill myself if I miss two sessionsMost likely. Save your money
>>34415992Lighten up, buttercup.>>34415991No way, cum dumpster!HAHA DICK!
Do iPhone girls really refuse to date android guys?
>>34415996yesthousands of years from now they will talk of the great android/apple split in evolutionary terms
>>34415994>Lighten up, buttercup.My problem here is that I'm maybe a bit too lightened up. I would not be able to take a woman seriously at all if she started demanding I fill her holes or whatever, it's too silly. I would laugh
>>34415996We do?
>>34415993Okay sorry I didn’t mean to be rude I don’t need money what if she’s offended I’m not going or what if I fall off the wagon
>>34415986Oh, are we going to argue about this like yesterday? Nice.
one time I was trying out online pickup lines (not the cheesy ones, actual conversation starters that lead somewhere) and i found one that got me in like 99% of the time. problem was, it was such a good opener that even women who had no interest in me at all would talk to me because it was so good. so i had to stop using it.
>>34415999>I'm maybe a bit too lightened upClearly not.A woman being degenerate, demanding and desperate (the three Ds) is the best there is.
I started sleeping while hugging my stuffed animal and it’s been better :( idk the correlation but I put him away for a while because I wanted to be an adult but then I barely slept for months. What an idiot monkey imagine how much better I would’ve been sleeping if I had a human there with me
>>34415994I hate you.
>>34415978Good sex, yummy food, and activities that cure boredom
How does an agoraphobic dude have a girlfriend and I don’t
>>34416007I wish to be that human for someone some time. But I'd probably perform disappointingly poorly.
>>34416002lol no worriesI doubt you'll fall off the wagon; sounds like you're taking this pretty seriously.Just reach out to her and let her know that you're going to miss a couple of sessions because your insurance coverage lapsed. She'll understand and might even give you homework for the meantime.
>>34415978Does it have a wheel shifter?
>>34415978Clean water, fresh air and camaraderie.
>>34416012Girlfriends don't grow on trees.
>>34416009No you do not, you just need to be spanked into your role as a cocksleeve!
>>34416021They grow in your basement, like mold
>>34415952"cunt" is good but only during dirty talk
>>34415978If you stripped everything down, your cock and balls would be swinging in the breeze.
>>34416017>>34416017I think one of those manual ones, I don’t know much about cars/don’t use it. I do know how to drive stick, tho
>>34416025That reminds me I once had a woman call it cunny and I found that kind of weird.
>>34416024I'm pretty sure those are just cumshrooms
>>34415978The connections that we make
>>34415987*purrr* :3
>>34416014How can you mess up sleeping Just hold her tight
>>34416030The somewhat mainstream adoption of that word over the last few years has blown my fucking mindNot sure if there are more lolicons than there used to be or if they're just less bashful than they used to be
>>34416007IKTFI sleep better when my big dumb fat pillow-shaped cat comes to bed with me.
>>34416023Only my bf can get away with talking to me like that, and even he is smart enough to not be THAT disrespectful.
>>34416036Well it was a woman I met on 4chan, so I am sure she knew the original meaning and was trying to be like "uwu my pussy is so small!"
>tfw made a funny impression on a girl>feel forced to be funny for the rest of our time together now despite the fact that im usually not that funny and more of a serious type
>>34416041aww
>>34416035There are so many tiny little ways of being annoying just existing.
>>34416045It’s fine I think she’ll understand, do you snore or something?
>>34416040Fucking creepy lolA middle-aged pedophile on /v/ let me know that word was apparently coined by a woman active on a loli/shota smut BBS
>>34416039Well right now I am getting away with it just fine, girlie.Hands behind your back and I put on my wizard robe. I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism and you turn into a really beautiful woman.
State sexIf you lived alone, what would you set the thermostat to in the winter (if you had a winter)
>>34416029I don’t but my dad has a manual (although he might not ever be able to drive again due to some vision loss). I think I would know when to shift from being in that car all the time but I watched a video of it once and it’s more complicated than I thought.
State genderIf you could change one thing from the opposite gender, what would it be?
>>34416049MI do live alone. I usually set it to 70 during the winter.The bigass single-pane window in my living room makes heating and cooling my house a bitch sometimes.
>>34416050I think I’ve tried it on a different car and car wasn’t loud enough to know when to switch gearsOr maybe I’m retarded
>>34416049MI'd turn it off. Winter is for blankets.
>>34416052To be more in touch with their emotions and have good empathy
>>34416056Id set mine to 65. I like to bundle up
I’m not cute anymore
>>34416046If there are things to understand and forgive, she's probably better off with her stuffed animal.>do you snore or something?I stayed awake one night to check, and I didn't.
>>34416054I wouldn’t want one in the city because it’d be annoying to shift gears constantly with all the stop and go.
>>34416061Anon starting their sexy arc.
>>34416037My pet never wants to sleep in my bed >>34416062Lol if you like someone you don’t have to forgive them for doing things while sleeping you just get it
>>34416065I'm hoping I don't want to kill myself for owning a manual after I move to The Big City later this year.I plan to mostly just keep the car on hand for trips out of the city, motorsports and the occasional grocery haul, so I won't actually be commuting to and from work with it most of the time if I can help it.
>>34416049>If you lived aloneI do.>thermostat to in the winterMy heating doesn't have exact values like that, I just adjust the valves until it's nice.It's usually around 20 to 23C in my living room.A bit colder in my bedroom, so it's nicer to sleep
In front of you there are three loot crates, you can only take one. Crate A has dozens of bottles of adderall (both IR and XR), cases of monster energy drinks, and entire boxes full of Zyn nicotine containers. Crate B has pounds of high quality dank marijuana and psychedelic mushrooms. Crate C has a fuck ton of cocaine and anabolic steroids. Which crate would you choose?
>>34416048Why is he co close?
>>34416077None, because I'm not a shitty junkie.
>>34416073You get used to it. Even in the city (I had mine in Milwaukee (not a huge city)
>>34416077Which one can I sell to retards and make the most money off of without going straight to jail
>>34416080How do I get a floating 1950's wife and house?
>>34416077None, of course.
I am back. I still need to know how to get chef gf who looks like picrel.
Man I wish I knew what she was thinking, or at least wish I knew what to text her to figure it out.
>>34416061Just be a pale and skinny woman.
>>34414686>Something light given the newsidk if you saw it last thread but Mort by Terry Pratchett
>>34416052F. Make guys able to cum without shooting goo if they don't want to. Make it plain water or something.
>>34416077I’m taking crate B and falling off the wagon hard for an entire season. Why are you doing this to me, anon?
>>34416082Just AI to generate it for you.
>>34416061Ok and ‘m ugly
>>34416088Alex, what is a "dry orgasm"?
>>34416082Dunno bro
>>34416077The cocaine will be most likely to kill me the quickest, yeah?
>>34416080Good to know.
>>34416052FMake them like me
>>34416049>If you lived alone, what would you set the thermostat to in the winter (if you had a winter)I set it to 70 degrees because I like being naked.>>34416052>If you could change one thing from the opposite gender, what would it be?Invest more in developing themselves. Men need to start taking better care of themselves. Hygiene, fitness, mental health. The world would be a better place.>>34416077>Crate B has pounds of high quality dank marijuana and psychedelic mushrooms.I could probably sell this one the easiest.>>34416088Why would they want to? Making a guy shoot ropes is like popping a bottle of champagne in celebration.
>>34416093Guys can't do that on demand. I want a way to have unprotected sex without worrying about pregnancy or getting jizz on/in me.>>34416099"Shooting ropes" is the worst thing ever articulated.
Ok how about summer? What do you put the ac to? I’d do 75. I don’t like to be uncomfortably hot
>>34416103What about chucking ropes? I like that one. Conjures to mind images of deckhands working on a pirate ship or something.
>>34416109I demand that you cease this immediately.
How do I stop being addicted to food without just going on ozempic? I need to start losing weight but eating is like the only thing in life that satisfies me outside of jerking off.
>>34416052MI wish women were more direct with what they want
>>34416111
>>34416103sperm despisersemen skepticcum cynicnut misanthropejizz hater
>>34416112Spend less time sitting at the table or desk where you binge eat, even if that means just hanging out in a different room.
>>34416116>gif
>>34416116You're going to get a clot of cum in your dickhole and your cock will explode. I've decided that's your fate. So get fucked.>>34416117I can stand cum now, but I still can't stand the fetishizing of it.
>>34416108M73. Some days during the summer, I'm lucky if my house manages to drop below 78.
>>34416120god this shot is so fucking good
>>34416103>"Shooting ropes" is the worst thing ever articulated.Why?>>34416108>Ok how about summer? What do you put the ac to? I’d do 75.Usually about 70. It depends on the particular heat, but we average high 90's to 110's in the summer. >>34416112>How do I stop being addicted to food without just going on ozempic?Volume eating. Basically fill up on low calorie foods first. If you can't eat a raw potato or a big salad first, you probably weren't hungry in the first place. It's also important to be adamant with portion control, regardless of hunger or desire to eat until you want to burst. Because I'm guessing what you're eating is highly palatable and calorie dense. >>34416121>I can stand cum now, but I still can't stand the fetishizing of it.Don't yuck my yum, hermana.
>>34416115You guys get mad as hell when we do that
>>34416034Let’s go to Petco anon
>>34416049M it’s been on 73 for since last summer.
Ughh you’re all so old
>>34416112if I think to myself "hey I want ice cream" I'll probably just get up and eat some ice cream.But if I tell myself "I can have ice cream after I do <task>" then by the time I have finished the task, I no longer crave ice cream.
>>34416120I know webm is better but I'm old
>>34416134
>>34416127>Why?It's very vivid in its imagery. You can picture the consistency. I'm going to vom just thinking about it.>Don't yuck my yumPlease, by all means keep taking the proverbial bullet to the face/tits/wherever. Less jizz I need to worry about. But just don't be mad when I say "ew" if you start discussing gargling it for fun or whatever cum fetishists do now.
>>34416111OoooooOOoOOOo*wobbles a painted white strip of rope in front of you*
>>34416139This when you're sleeping. Look forward to it.
>>34416134used to be with ‘it’, but then they changed what ‘it’ was. Now what I’m with isn’t ‘it’ anymore and what’s ‘it’ seems weird and scary. It’ll happen to you!
>>34416137I wish this board had spoilers so I could make this a jumpscare
>>34416129Last time that happened to you, what was it about?
>>34416108I do 75 as well also FUCK summer >:(
>>34416139Hell yeah ghost rope
>>34416134I'm not old
>>34416140If I collect all of the parts and put them on ice, do you think a skilled surgeon could re-assemble it?
>>34416143lol
>>34416146This but 65
>>34416103>"Shooting ropes" is the worst thing ever articulated.I remember my girlfriend said that to me, "wow you really shoot ropes"
>>34416151at that point it gets uncomfortable cold (for me at least)
I think a lot of people are just mad that they aren’t allowed to have sex with minors but the government class is
>>34415963why not 19? or 20? or 25?
>>34416159that's not a question to the opposite gender though
>>34416052MMake them physically stronger, so they stop being retarded
>>34416149I feel like I was told that the number of breaks in a given nerve is exponentially proportional to the inefficiency in its communication after surgery. So just on feeling alone, I think it'd be necessary to just attach the end of the penis to the base and toss the cuts in between. To preserve the urethra and vessels as well.>>34416153She must've liked it. Congrats on finding someone compatible in that way.
I learned "shooting ropes" from a book. My older brother had a copy of I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell, and the author not only overused that phrase but also made sure to let us know how big his loads were by describing them as "three ropers" or "five ropers".Thanks for reading.
>>34416166>She must've liked it. Congrats on finding someone compatible in that way.oh she is dead to me now
>>34416052mraise their basal body temperature so they feel like being naked all the time
>>34416145Asked a guy to stop smoking
>>34416168That's unfortunate. I hope you find someone else who makes you proud of your cum, too.
>>34416131yay! :D
>>34416148How old
>>34416167Please, no more.
>>34416171Have you tried not befriending addicts?
Post GenderWhat scents do you like on the opposite gender?
>>34416177watch out!!! it's cum!!!
>>3441617626
>>34416178Everyone is an addict
>>34416177Probably the most not-gay book I've ever read. The author is super duper straight and wanted me to know it.
>>34416179M Dunno, I don't get close enough to women to smell them.
Just remembered that video of those cousins in a bathroom playing with a gun and it goes off have you guys seen that? It’s sucks is that real why would they post that
>>34416179Mvanilla smells nice but I would prefer it if women didn't use any type of scents, it's not me being weird, they just give me a headache
>>34416180Thank God guys don't cum like hentai. I was reading a pretty good one on a whim and it ended up fucking disgusting. I get they're cartoons, but does the consistency and amount need to be so cartoonish? Same with the crazy huge dicks and tits.>>34416186Sounds pretty gay to me.
>>34416188I hate when incels abuse normal questions to pityfarm instead of ignoring them since they're clearly not for them
>>34416189oh I remember that one, don't understand why the girl shoots herself though
>>34416189You mean the one where the kid gets shot by accident and then the other kid shoots herself and the family members all come in one by one screaming?
>>34416179F. Guys who smell like they just freshly worked up a sweat outside objectively smell the best.
>>34416191>Thank God guys don't cum like hentai.erm! actually I do sometimes, but only when I don't cum for a month.unless you mean those hentai where they cum like a fountain (because I cum like the gif I posted)
When I was younger a guy told me he liked jasmine and I wore it for himOld pic I think I was 2 or 3 years younger
>>34416192I was just stating a fact, if I wanted pity I'd larp. Do you see incels under the blankets or behind the doors? You might be obsessed.
>>34416189>cousinsthey prefer the term 'cuh', actually.
>>34416191>Thank God guys don't cum like hentai.You do if you don't nut for a week
>>34416203Guess I'll never know what that's like.
>>34416196Thanks for reminding me that you're also a filthy stink fetishist on top of everything else, I was able to suppress that vile information again until now.
>>34416179MBO. As far as perfume goes, I like anything kinda floral or herbal. Grassy, flowery stuff.
>>34416198>>34416203You don't. You don't make stuff that looks like that or is the consistency of that. That's hellish.
>>34416189>>34416195I can't watch that shitLike anytime I see a webm of kids holding guns I just immediately scroll past it or close it (if I couldn't tell from the thumbnail) and assume the worst.
>>34416192please be patient, they don't realize what they're doing sometimes
>>34416205Hell no. It's all about him being very clean.
>>34416191>Thank God guys don't cum like hentai.We do when we abstain from masturbating for a little while.
This is so stupid, but I want a gf to get groceries for.
>>34416208you want me to post proof?
>>34416210You give them way too much credit, they love to rub their misery in everyone's face as an act of revenge
>>34416208I'm gonna screencap this post and if you EVER get upset at me trying to explain the menstrual cycle to you I will repost it.
>>34416213RIGHT? This sucks
>>34416212You guys are lying. I know guys can cum a lot, but it wouldn't be like fucking shooting sunscreen like that. I'm going to ask my bf when I see him.
>>34416213Ooo take it a step further and cook for her
>>34416175You want some nip, wet food, or should I see if there is a new brother or sister for you?
>>34416218We're really not.
>>34416214Do it and you'll hopefully be banned for life and then put in prison. So go ahead.>>34416216Are you being genuine when you assert that men can shoot goo like that cartoon gif? Like it's that opaque and sticks like that? Because I don't believe it.
>>34416213I want to massage her and take care of her when she gets home from the job she hates.
should i make up an excuse for having been a neet for like 3 years? in europe, not america. i tried to get a job initially, but every job here gets 6000 applicants, youth unemployment is at an all-time high, and people like me just don't get chosen. and eventually i admit i just gave up. i have zero connections as well.so. something like having been a depressed alcoholic and making up a story about that if i get asked? i feel like something like that is seen as more of a real "reason" for not having worked rather than just having been a neet straight up, no addiction nothing else.
>>34416193Me neither. I get it in the sense that she didn’t want to live as a cousin killer, but so fast? >>34416195Yea it’s awful
No offense but you guys wouldn’t want to pay for my groceries
>>34416225>having been a depressed alcoholicthats the worst possible option, if you have to make up some shit, at least make it a sob story or something that sounds rich, say you took several gap years and traveled or looked after a chronically ill relative
>>34416219Of course.I love to cook.But I didn't want to say the same thing I always say...
>>34416230Why not? Do you have expensive or weird tastes
>>34416222I feel like I'm being gaslit.
GO TO THE MOON (CARTI)
>>34416179>What scents do you like on the opposite gender?Almost anything with patchouli is a panty dropper for me. Like if Psychedelique by Jovoy Paris was a person, I would fuck on the first date. Matter of fact, I wouldn't even wait for the first date. That's a "pull you into a bathroom stall five minutes after meeting" fragrance. Aside from that, I like warm and spicy scents. It's the kind of scent that makes you want to be near someone. It's simultaneously sexy and comforting. Or maybe Dior Fahrenheit due to unresolved (not sexual) feelings about my dad.
>>34416235Sorry about your boyfriend's wimpy loads.
As men get older their urge to simp gets stronger and as women get older their urge to build a nest and settle down gets stronger. I love this species, no matter how much we try to distance ourselves from nature we're just funny little creatures at the end of the day.
How do I tell my gf in a polite way now that I have the flu, I can't really listen to her yap 24/7. I'm actually avoiding her cause my headache is strong, have a fever, and I just want to watch a movie or chill a bit.My gf constantly talks around me. It doesn't bother me normally but now I just want to lay down and not think about anything
>>34416238He cums a lot, but it's not that thick and is way more runny. It wouldn't stick to a fucking wall.
>>34416237>the other lesbian also wants to fuck her relatives Interesting
>>34416240Sounds awful. I hope we all end up like unfeeling cyborgs.
>>34416241Tell her you have a really bad headache
>>34416237The fact you also like patchouli is scary. How are we so similar?
>>34416241it's bad enough that she doesn't have enough empathy to do that without having to be told but the fact you don't dare to tell her that you can't tolerate any noises rn and need to have some silence and a nap is crazy
>>34416244I think that homo sapiens is going to splinter into two species as times goes on: cyborgs and humans.I hope the cyborgs all move to drilling platforms and spend the rest of their lives standing in closet-sized rooms with their brains plugged into the wall
>>34416225One day in the not too distant future society is really going to have to recon with the fact that society can't exist when the vast majority of people just feel like they provide nothing of value.It's easy to think that friends etc. exist outside of your productive or work life, but a huge sense of your self worth comes from that, which directly impacts your ability to get and maintain relationships.Sure there are outliers who can do well irrespective of that, but it's not the norm and simply pretending it will be the norm is going to doom us all, including those people.
>>34416223>Are you being genuine when you assert that men can shoot goo like that cartoon gif?The consistency varies with diet and hydration. The color also can vary from yellow to bright-white for the same reason. Eating celery makes it silvery white and gives a sheen to it. Taking zinc supplements (or just having a high zinc diet) can increase your volume, and doing kegels will help you shoot it out quickly rather than let it dribble it out. Most men today have trash diets so their cum tastes, looks, and smells horrible. We're at a "sperm count crisis" on a global level. Why wouldn't that affect the rest of the qualities of semen?
>>34416215hmmm I do find them annoying when they start every sentence with "I'm an incel so..."
>>34416234Yes
>>34416232honestly i feel like i'm too much of a loser/look too poor/social skills are not good enough for that. what i meant is i want any reason that sounds better than "i was a neet because i was lazy", and i thought being an ex-alcoholic sounds better than that. maybe some recruiter would be able to emphasize with that yknow. at least nobody 40+ y/o (usually recruiters seem to be on the older side) would never be able to emphasize with being a neet.
>>34416248Welcome to zoomer dating
>>34416243Foids are a hivemind. It's why they like the same men and same music, movies. Nothing different.
>>34416220wet food please :3
>>34416253How weird and expensive are we talking?
>>34416247It's the default gooner scent, just ask the free love hippies.
>>34416247>>34416237what if certain races have a proclivity for particular smells?
>>34416251I understand it changes lots of characteristics based on diet. All excretions do. But come on, that's too cartoonish to claim to emulate.
>>34416179M, I dislike all perfumes. I'm happy if she just smells faintly like a clean human being.
>>34416223>Do it and you'll hopefully be banned for life and then put in prison. So go ahead.why would I go to prison for jizzing?
>>34416241Tell her.
>>34416260I pay extra for organic and unprocessed hippy food, alternate nut butters
>>34416263are you seriously womansplaining me on my own cum?
>>34416265She thinks you're her unc kek
>>34416254say you worked a position where you had to sign an nda, if they ask where, say nda, if they ask what position, say nda, if they ask anything, tap the nda signif they ask why you're no longer there, say nda and because the secrecy took a toll on your personal life
>>34416267That's not weird at all. That's a big old green flag imoYour almond butter is probably safe from me, though.
>>34416261I know it's a hippie thing, but that was a long time ago.>>34416262I wonder how much that's genetics vs culture, then.>>34416265Because it'd make me mad.
>>34416240>As men get older their urge to simp gets stronger definitely not
>>34416268Fine. My options are either asking you to share video proof of how you cum or conceding. So I concede. Enjoy your weird cumming.
>>34416271Life isn't a movie. If he has no skills from being a NEET, they will know quickly.
>>34416179F, I like wooden scents, it reminds me of being in the forest and the wood working shop. Cedar, sandalwood, agarwood. Also citrus scents like mandarin, orange or grapefruit.
Bone broth I got at a store for $8 is $15 online :(
>>34416277worth a try, better than saying you're an alcoholic, they'll assume you're always one drink away from just not showing up to work anymore
>>34416263>But come on, that's too cartoonish to claim to emulate. Fine, you asked for it, and this one's pretty tame.>>>/gif/30490901I'm not gonna inconvenience you with a bunch of crosslinks but if you still don't believe me ctrl-f "cat&thebat" in that thread for more of my "cartoonish" claims
>>34416281Make your own bone broth
>>34416274>long time ago It's associated with heaviness and sexual liberation, always had been, always will be, thats why the hippies liked it and thats why you and the other goonette like it. It's the scent of the ones governed by their animal instinct to mate.
>>34416281Yeah. the economy is so bad that I've started having to go to the store to buy energy drinks rather than paying an indian person 2 dollars to bring me 4 of them at a time.Things are rough out here.>>34416230I would but you hate that I exist, so you wouldn't let me.
>>34416282Maybe you can lie and say you were assisting a (now deceased) family member
You can always be slimmer; look better.
>>34416285I'm at work, not opening that.>>34416287Is that right? Explains a lot, then.>>34416290I've tried literally starving myself and I can't get rid of the belly bump. It's here for good.
>>34416288I stopped ordering food at home when it was delivered by a black woman. I knew the good times were over then.
>>34416289I already suggested that but anon is on a "nothing but my initial suggestion is valid because I didn't actually want advice just get my own opinion validated" spree
>>34416276>Enjoy your weird cumming.it's not weird!
>>34416243>InterestingI don't. I just smell that and it reminds me of my dad when he was sober and it makes me feel, I guess, safe. >>34416247>The fact you also like patchouli is scary. How are we so similar?Dumb and Dumber, baby. >>34416262>what if certain races have a proclivity for particular smellsThere might be truth to that. We know different races can feel and taste things differently, and scent is connected to taste. This could also be why we associate different scents with races. Certain fragrances work better with different skins.>>34416285GOON O'CLOCK
>>34416297Oh boy
>>34416290*eats grilled cheese whilst making eye contact with you*
>>34416295>I'm at work, not opening that.>>34416299>GOON O'CLOCKThe duality of blatinas.
>>34416301Mmmm put a tomato on it
>>34416298You're right. Even if I don't like the idea of it, what you do in the safety of your bedroom by yourself or with your consenting partners isn't something I should judge like that. I apologize.
ever since I stop being depressed I get more hungry and it sucks, I miss not needing food, that part was nice
>>34416302In one hour, it's gonna be HIGH GOON. Meet me in the middle of town for a duel. Whoever shoots first is the loser.
>>34416281isn't it a good thing that you got it cheaper than the more expensive online price?
>>34416290At some point those two things turn into opposition of each other.
>>34416184Do you feel old
>>34416309Yes but I can’t get to that store to get more
>>34416304apology accepted.
>>34416312no it's hard to feel old when everyone thinks I'm still a teenager
>>34416286I don’t have a slow cooker and I don’t trust myself leaving a gas stove on for that long
>>34416052M.Eradicate all periods. Instead, at the end of the cycle women just take a really big shit and then they're done.
>>34416052Meradicate all blondes
>>34416321Good idea, it should be like a blood clot that gets pushed out the pussy once a month instead of this flowing for days bullshit.
Any smokers here?I'm taking up smoking, and I'm not sure if I'm imagining it or not. I feel like sometimes I'm swallowing when my mouth has smoke in it, and I think when I do that I always get nauseous. Not every time I smoke, but when I do that I think it happens.I can just make a point of not doing that of course, like I learned not to tilt my head down too far when I have a cigarette in my mouth or the smoke goes in your eyes.But I'm just wondering if that's like a known thing or I might be imagining the connection.
>>34416324you mean like - inhaling the smoke?
>>34416319Slow cookers are cheap. I bought mine for like $30 iircThey’re a godsend during the fall and winter too
>>34416327swallowing is not the same as inhaling, anon.
>>34416324I’m a former smoker and suggest you quit while you’re ahead or at least smoke very infrequently.
>>34416329obviously but you never know with idiot people
>>34416331I don't really see why. Everybody smoked tons pre-1990's and their lives were great.
>>34416331my grandma smoked a lot and she was very healthy, I think about her every time I smoke, I miss her she was very based
>>34416339you jest but there are zoomers who unironically believe that growing up in the 60s and 70s was great
>>34416324Yes that's a thing. You're doing exactly what you think you're doing. You're sipping/swallowing instead of breathing in.Also don't smoke.
Men are adopting pets because they can't get a gf, are you dog or cat pilled atoga?
>>34416341Mine smoked a lot and died in her 70s despite otherwise seeming very healthy.
>>34416347I have a pet snake.
you want a cup of tea anon?
>>34416349What kind of snake?I'm hoping you meant it and it wasn't just a penis joke.
>>34416342I'm not joking. If you compare life now to life in the 90's or before, it was objectively better by every important metric, and by a significant margin.Yes I would trade flat screen TVs if it meant being able to own a fucking home.
This thread is probably kept alive by like 5 femcels
>>34416353He's a ball python. Just the regular morph, normal looking snake. Nothing crazy.
Bros I’m about to spend a lot of money
>>34416347what if I got a cat because I like cats? not everything is about women anon
>>34416354You’re a fucking retard, man.
>>34416359on what?
>>34416347I’m catpilled, but my pets are more like child surrogates than gf surrogates.
>>34416347I have had both. I'm over having to take responsibility for the wellbeing of another living being.
>>34416358Nice. I was guessing corn snake bc I heard they're easier but ball pythons are cute.What made you pick him?
>>34416362On a dominatrix to kick me in the balls as hard as she can
>>34416361Enjoy your smartphone that just makes you upset every time you interact with it. Yippee, the future is so much better!
>>34416357Bless them.
>>34416357I'm not a femcel, but god do I wish I was.
Either gender:I suck at flirting. I didn't start dating until my 30s and I never know when to say something flirty, even as tame as "you look really pretty." How do I know when it's okay to flirt?
>>34416357And no one appreciates us for it
>>34416366I don't quite remember to be honest.
Do you guys remember how we treated fat people in the 90s? Many of you would be having a worse time lol.
>>34416367I regret asking, ughI'd do it for free to punish you for being such a fucking pathetic idiot
>>34416362Surgeries
>>34416368They had newspapers and the radio back then. Same shit, anon.I use my smartphone exclusively to check my email, manage my calendar, text and call people I actually know and shitpost here.
>>34416380oh god, you're the limb lengthening anon, aren't you?
>>34416376What’s his name? Do you feed him mice?
>>34416381Great, so the improvement was worth nothing, except now you can't own a home. That's kind of exactly my point.
>>34416378>I'd do it for freeDoubt itEven the girls I dated didn't want to do it
>>34416376Have you had him a while?They live at least as long as cats right?Do you like having a snake?
>>34416358I’d love to keep one of those someday. I also like western hognose snakes.
I need a cigarette
>>34416385duh, I'd do it for free because I think you deserve it, I'd never date someone I think deserves to get his balls busted
>>34416384I own a home. Maybe you just need to get a grip and work towards home ownership instead of just deciding it’s impossible.
>>34416383>what's his name?Not today, fisching attempt>Do you feed him mice?Yes, and rats, but the store doesn't always have rats.>>34416388I've had him for about 10 years, they can live into their 30's.
>>34416395why are you german?
>>34416395>10 years>ratsNice. Big boy.
>>34416395Have you been doxed via snake name? How big are the rats?
guys keep the thread going, I'm bored
So please, please, pleaseLet me, let me, let meLet me get what I want this time
>>34416399Mr. Snake’s name is probably an answer to one of our Teutonic friend’s security questions.
>>34416400Tell us about your pets then
>>34416384House prices will go down. Real estate is a bubble and the boomer advice of "just buy houses bro" doesn't work anymore. I laugh at the retards who got a 500k-1M+ mortgage. Enjoy looking for buyers when people can't even afford groceries or when king Elon Musk takes the 10k house project seriously.
>>34416402How do you know he’s German?
>>34416404When? I keep waiting and waiting and waiting but the prices just get worse
>>34416404Bubbles don't pop anymore. They get propped up by new bubbles 10x as large.It's fun knowing that things, as bad as they are now, are as good as they'll ever be again.
>>34416285>>34416302I actually gasped at some of these. It's not the same thing as the cartoon, but it's closer than I thought it'd be.
>>34416406Fisching instead of fishing.
Femanons, it's over, science just proved you wrong. Men were right the entire time.
>>34416403no I'm enjoying the pet conversation, you guys should talk faster, otherwise I get bored
>>34416411I love how stupid manosphere channel names are
>>34416411That looks credible. I'm sure that's exactly what the summary of whatever paper or arXiv post it's citing says.
>>34416411>The Modern KingLoser nigga that is too fat/scrawny and retarded to talk to women calling himself a king.
Wish I could build my own house with wattle and daub and actually live in it instead of the authorities immediately condemning it and telling me I can't stay there. Like what if I just sign a form that says I acknowledge the whole thing could collapse on me at any moment and I take full responsibility or smth? I should be allowed to be crushed to death in a poorly constructed mud hut if I so choose.
>>34416411these channels are so fucking gay
I’m itchy
>>34416418no slave, you're not allowed to endanger your capacity to provide your work force
>>34416423Oh pleaseThe last time I had a real job was 2016 and I was on disability for a while they'd let me die if they found a good loophole
>>34416414>>34416416>>34416419>he doesn't like The Modern KingHe uploads twenty minutes of kino every single day, name a more consistent youtuber.
Would you be happy to know your ex never reproduced? Did you ever discuss kids?
>>34416427I explained to you why these laws exist, idgaf about your personal lore
I got away from manosphere, alt-right style content and I genuinely think my life is worse for it. Yeah I think most of it's retarded and delusional now, but I didn't realize that you had to be delusional in order to have a satisfying life. I'm unironically cipher from the matrix, because there's nothing to actually fight against or for. I wish I could plug myself back in and at least pretend that it's all fine and normal, but I don't think it's possible.
>>34416431And there should be exemptions for people they know they can't milk enough money out of. I'm not useful to them so they should just set me loose in the desert or something.
>>34416428incel brainrot
>>34416434nah, if they start to make exceptions, thats the beginning of the end of their reign or terror
>>34416429Happy in the sense that I don't think anyone should be having kids rn. And I don't think any of my exes would be particularly good parents. Especially the 1st and 3rd. It was discussed you should always make sure you're on the same page before you get invested in someone.
>>34416432Did it work?
>>34416428>>>/wsg/6125111
>>34416440Uuuuh, no?I thought that was implied by my post.
>>34416428>The food at this restaurant is awful!>Yeah, but they have such generous portions.
>>34416432You had a community and felt like you were a part of something, you can always do it again with some other thing. Religion, music, motorbikes, anything. Real life is depressing af and we all need some way to distract ourselves, even better if it's some sort of community and you're not just doing a hobby alone in your room.
>>34416373Most people (if this is irl and not meeting someone from dating apps) build a rapport with someone first, and for example starting to notice they act different with you from everyone else, in a good way.
>>34416400Soz I'm rly busy today
>>34416373>even as tame as "you look really pretty."Wtf lolThat's the tackiest way to flirt
>>34416450Heh. I was thinking more along the lines of regular bowel movements.
>>34416373FI don't think I actually know how to flirt either. The best way I can describe it is being playful and initiating physical contact. Like flirting isn't in the words it's in eye contact and arm touches.
Finna go Giancarlo Stanton onna cutlass
>>34416452Maybe. I still hate and resent women for not helping me, and I don't think I'll ever be able to get over the fact that they make me feel less than human. I can rationalize away those thoughts and explain why it's wrong or counterproductive but it doesn't change the fact that the feelings are still there.
Would you guys subscribe to my channel, donate to my Patreon, buy my supplements and enroll in my course?
>>34416442Why don’t any gifs ever load for me when I’m on mobile
>>34416471You forgot the Roman statue pic
>>34416469Are you going to bust up a car with a bat what's happening>>34416470>resent women for not helping meNta but in what way were you owed help you didn't receive? Shitty mom?
Why don’t I resent men still? After everything
>>34416467>it's in eye contact and arm touches.Wrong. Why are you speaking on flirting if you literally said you don't know how to flirt?
>>34416477Because you're a sweetheart.
>>34416477Because men pay your rent
>>34416480No that’s not it
What should I make for dinner
>>34416483I wish they did
>>34416485lasagne
I think you can know how to flirt and still be bad at it
>>34416457I don't use apps and only date through mutual friends or hobbies, but the setting I'm talking about is a date and not a party where there are plenty of other people around. I'm guessing it's fine to flirt then and there, I just never really know what to say.>>34416461It was an example, I've never said that verbatim.>>34416467Eye contact I've got down, but I never really know when to go for an arm touch either. The only time I held hands, she's the one who initiated.
>>34416485Shouldn't you ask your family?
>>34416488NU UH, EVERYONE KNOWS THAT ONYL A TRAINER THATS A WORLD CLASS ATHLET THEMSELVES CAN BE A GOOD TRAINER
>>34416477What did men do to you?
Mostly asking other men, am I schizo for being annoyed at my brother for this? What to do.Me and my gf live together, and my brother lives very close to us, he moved to the same town recently. And for context neither me nor my brother actually has any friends, I have my gf and him and he has me. Pretty sure we're both on the autistic spectrum or something like that quite likely.Anyway, he comes over to our place pretty often and I gotta admit I'm starting to slowly but surely get annoyed. He has bad social skills and I forgive him for that, but he implies often that he wants to befriend my gf too. That on its own isn't wrong, but on top of that it always feels like (whenever he's visiting us) he's trying to impress my gf, always looking at her when talking, and it feels awkward for me. Sometimes he is basically disrespecting me in really small but annoying ways as well. When I call him out on something he keeps repeating sorry over and over again even if it's a small thing, but then it eventually happens again.I never got any non-platonic vibes from it and my gf finds him weird, but doesn't mind hanging out with us. Should I distance myself from him a bit, or insist I visit him instead of him visiting us more? I feel like I now understand what people mean when they say they don't like introducing friends to each other/"sharing friends". I mean when one "friend" seems to suddenly start heavily invested in befriending the other friend (in this case my gf), and you feel ignored and like you are being used.
>>34416470>I still hate and resent women for not helping meSo an incel who thinks like a femininst, worst of both worlds lmao. These are the whiniest humans in existence.
As a guy, how much of a red flag is not having any social media presence whatsoever?
>>34416495Green flag
>>34416485The meatloaf lobby reiterates its stance from yesterday.
>>34416492Many things
>>34416475I wouldn't say I was owed it, I would say that people in society are supposed to help each other. I help, or at least when I was more part of society, helped, people all the time without any expectation of return, which is good I guess because it never was returned. I just learned to accept that I'm just fundamentally worse than other people and there's nothing I can do that would make another human think I'm worth engaging with.
>>34416502What's the most recent bad experience you had?
>>34416495good, the guy i have a crush on for over 6 months rn has no social media whatsoever. i don't use social media either and my respect for him went up a lot when i learned this(the only negative is i know i'll very likely be seeing him again at an event in roughly 5 months, but couldn't contact him before that even if i wanted to bc i don't have his number lol)
>>34416493>Should I distance myself from him a bit, or insist I visit him instead of him visiting us more?The latter doesn't sound like a bad idea. Considering how he responds to minor criticism with sorry sorry sorry but doesn't change, I assume that would go over better.If things get annoying enough, just confront him and tell him that you and your girlfriend need more time alone with each other.
>>34416503I don’t help anyone at all, how do I help people?
>>34416467>arm touches.wait, that's what that is? it's supposed to be flirting?
Women, how much of an ick is owning a house if the house itself is small and only a single story?
>>34416485more pasta
>>34416512I won’t live in your ugly AI house. Couldn’t go on Pinterest and find a cute cottage?
>>34416493He's a younger or older brother? That's very weird. I got along with my older brother's gf at an event but I never wanted to be friends with her or want her. That's fucking weird with my brother fucking her.
>>34416503>I wouldn't say I was owed it>people in society are supposed to help each other>all the time without any expectation of return>in a post whining about not getting helpdo you ever stop and listen to yourself?
>>34416511MYes.
>>34416505Assault probably
someone shot nostalgia in the back
>>34416519wow, I think I really am autistic
>>34416510Help people move. Help people study for or practice job interviews/school, plan events for your groups/friends, be emotionally supportive. Prop everybody else up while you lag behind and nobody recognizes you exist.
>>34416516>Couldn’t go on Pinterest and find a cute cottage?why would any dude have a fuckin pinterest account?
>>34416470>I can rationalize away those thoughts and explain why it's wrong or counterproductive but it doesn't change the fact that the feelings are still there.If some element of your life is causing you to constantly see women as people out to get you, something needs changing.Do you spend much time around other people in real life?
>>34398433Was scrolling through an old thread that was up on my work laptop. Was there any followup on this anon?
>>34416525Spoken like someone who isn't nearly as helpful as they think they are, sheesh.
Want to see a real loser? Well don't look at me.
>>34416526I don't, but it's more common than you would think.
>>34416518Yeah, I guess I did expect it at least to some extent or I wouldn't be so disappointed in everybody. It doesn't matter though, they failed the test regardless, though I guess it probably worked out for them, so smart on their part.
>>34416487>>34416499>>34416515Teen said ew to meatloafSure to lasagna My other cat is possibly dying. My friend made an ad for my decrepit cat looking for a better home (other cat died and was left lonely)
>>34416526To impress girls faggot
>>34416503>I just learned to accept that I'm just fundamentally worse than other people and there's nothing I can do that would make another human think I'm worth engaging withI think this is a common experience/sentiment these days, at least know that you're not alone in this.>>34416528>Do you spend much time around other people in real life?The answer is probably going to be "yes" from that guy, since a lot of online advice givers tend to misinterpret genuine disappointment with feeling like you're the only one in your social circle where love is completely out of reach as not having a social circle or going outside at all.
>>34416534why does your friend have to look after your cat? damn you don't have your shit together at all...
CAN I GET UHHHMM SSOOOMMEEE??!?
>>34416530Probably not. But man, does that paint other people in my life a whole lot worse than it paints me.What are your examples? I could add stuff like volunteering at food distribution charities, or fundraising for children's hospitals and homeless treatment facilities, or habitat for humanity builds, but I don't really see those as interpersonal.
>>34416534My /atoga/ project for this year is to meatloafpill your kids. Hope your cat gets better.>>34416536>>34416536>The answer is probably going to be "yes" from that guy,It's just what I wanted to get out of the way first since I've spoken to a lot of men on here who say the things he does but would answer "no".
I have a pinterest account but I have no idea what to do with it
>>34416544I remember revisiting pintrest a a year ago and it was all AI
>>34416547You canblock AI stuff
>>34416541>But man, does that paint other people in my life a whole lot worse than it paints me.Not really man! It paints you as a passive aggressive person who sees his friendships in a very transactional light.If helping your friends out makes you feel like you're wasting your time and holding yourself back, you might want to make new friends.
>>34416547I hear about people meeting other people there but I don't understand how
>>34416226I think she shot herself on accident in that one. No way kid can make a snap decision like that
>>34416517Yeah he's very "innocent" I guess that's the best way to describe it. He seems to really want to actually befriend her, and I find it weird, even if I understand his motivation; he has no friends but me, if he and my gf were friends he'd have two, and he actively wants more friends but is bad at it.>>34416509Ty, will go with latter to start with.
>>34416549Didn't know that
>>34416479>wrongYou don't HAVE to banterPeople flirt wordlessly on dance floors all the time
>>34416539The cat had liver problems and was extremely vocal. Caused my milk to drop when I was breastfeeding.
>>34416552that didn't look like an accident to me
>>34416551Really? I've barely spent any time there but am also at a loss as to how that would work. Can you even DM other people on there?
>>34416551Didn't know this either
You ever have the realization that people think you're cooler than you do?
>>34416489You kind of have to guess. And pay a lot of attention to how it's received. If she touches you back shortly after you did it that's a huge green flag.
>>34416558you can comment on stuff, don't know if there are DMs I barely used it desu>>34416559I've heard it a couple of times
>>34416558I just checked, there are DMs in there
>>34416560when two teenagers complimented me and said i look cool (it seemed genuine trust me) i told myself to never fully trust myself on how i'm perceived by others, because i really don't think i could ever seem "cool".
>>34416560At least once a year since my early twenties, yeah.
>>34416529Wow good timing, I'm lurking. I haven't texted her since and she hasn't texted me, but I'm busy with other stuff so it hasn't bothered me as much.
>>34416503Kinda sounds like you're a people pleaser who was doing too much for people who aren't close enough to you to consider your best interests. And what is this "help" you speak of? I don't even expect people to hold doors any more it seems like the polite thing to do in public is pretend other people don't exist but also make sure to stay out of their personal space.
>>34416429>Would you be happy to know your ex never reproduced? The world would be better if he didn't. Thinking that'd may be more than one of him out there is enough to keep me up at night. Unfortunately, he got a girl pregnant recently.>Did you ever discuss kids?In passing, but not really.>>34416442Genuine lol>>34416512>Women, how much of an ick is owning a house if the house itself is small and only a single story?Not really, especially if they live alone. What's the point in having a big house if you're single?>>34416544I use it for inspiration, especially in regards to aesthetics. So fashion and interior designing. It's also where I get most of my lesbian art.>>34416559You can follow and message people, see all their pins. It's cool because you get the initial vibe check from their pins.
>>34416560someone complimented my hair once, I always thought it looked like shit but apparently not
>>34416556Gave the cat to someone who wanted a cat, we became friends after. But she’s single so I offered to pay vet fees. We also paid for a crazy radioactive treatment which was expensiveMaybe it caused her cancer
>>34416570>I use it for inspirationIt's always very demoralizing for me because I see other people's drawings and then I realize how shit mine are :/
Holy freaking crap I do not want to be at work right now.
>>34416574Shit your pants
>>34416380You think that's gonna fix your love life?
>>34416574I'm going to be unemployed in a week and I can't wait.
>>34416512The thing I'm worrying about is location not the layout. >>34416560It happens surprisingly frequently. If you don't talk much but can act normal/socially acceptable they think you're mysterious.
>>34416577Love that for you. I'm doing that in a few months.>>34416575I don't think that would work. I'm all out of poop right now, also.
>>34416560>You ever have the realization that people think you're cooler than you do?nobody thinks that a 30 year old single guy that works in tech is cool, regardless of what you do outside of work
>>34416581You should start wearing an eyepatch
>>34416574What's the worst part about your job?
>>34416568I was gonna suggest that you tell her how you're feeling about it before you ghost her. Tell her how you think she's cool but you're getting mixed signals. Basically tell her to shit or get off the pot, but in more polite words. Don't just let it die from inaction if you actually think there's a chance of a future with her.I'm in a similar situation but the girl increasingly went out with me a lot right after she broke up then we stopped talking/texting for the last couple of weeks. I don't feel a need to reach back out right now because I think she's gotta figure her own shit out (last time we hung out was great until we got back to our apartment complex, where she spent the next 2 hours crying about her ex). We also have some other incompatibilities and cultural differences, and she's leaving for her home country in a month and I don't want to do long-distance just based off how she acted around me while in a LDR. I don't think I need closure, but she was wracking my brain on Monday so maybe I do.
>>34416573Why is that demoralizing?There are 15 year olds who draw better than me and I'm in my mid 30s. It's still fun. Don't compare, just enjoy the cool art and your own process.
>>34416581>specifying being single for some reasonBeing single is always cooler than not being single kek
>>34416472Webms don't work on ios
>>34416576I think it will help my self esteem
I hate that low and slow is the best strategy for most things. I’m too impatient for it
>>34416585It's not that bad, I'm just bored today and ready to go home.Worst part of it is probably having to occasionally clean up after a guy who had an accident. I'm a home health aide.
>>34416520What happened
Sup, Euros?
AND IF A TEN TON TRUCKKILLS THE BOTH OF USTO DIE BY YOUR SIDEWELL, THE PLEASURE, THE PRIVILEGE IS MINE
>>34416521Who?
>>34416550They weren't transactional in the at all. I don't think they were taking advantage intentionally but it did take me a long time to smarten up and leave them to their own devices when I realized none of it mattered. The MOST transactional it ever was in my mind was that I hoped that I might eventually meet new people through them and expand my friend group to eventually find a girlfriend that way. That never happened. Never even got close, and I don't blame any of them for that, It's one of the few things I don't even really blame myself for, I think it might have just been a naive thing to think that that was ever going to work.I may be passive aggressive though, and I did try and not be for a long time, but I do feel like I'm back there now. I used to (this is like 10+ years ago) have a rule where, especially early on in knowing them, if I tried to make plans with somebody and they cancelled, or declined, whatever, 3 times I would stop trying to. If nothing else as a way to limit myself from being annoying if they were just being too nice to tell me to leave them alone or something. When I was seeing a therapist I did eventually end up bugging my way into actually befriending an introverted girl who I otherwise would have written off, who is just introverted and shitty at planning things, and we were friends for a long time. But I had to stop talking to her after she refused to accept that her boyfriend was cheating on her with a mutual friend - in context that sounds like me complaining and trying to get her to break up with her bf to date me, it's not, I wouldn't date her even if she was available, and the other girl was trying to get me to break them up for her so that she could be the main girlfriend instead (this is all known, everybody involved knows, I was telling both of them they should leave the guy, neither cared). So now I have no friends because if I ever did meet more I would be too ashamed to explain that I'm associated with any of that.
>>34416557It was she picked it up weird and was shaking and accidentally pulled the trigger
>>34416552Really? Why?
>>34416581>nobody thinks that a 30 year old single guy that works in tech is coolidk why but that's literally me but for some reason the high school boys and girls at church think I'm the coolest dude ever after seeing me dance at a wedding (apparently NOT hitting on a 14-year-old like another guy in his 20's did at that reception may have been a factor) and they all wanna dap me up and sit with me at lunch now.
>>34416586You're right, I'd rather it die with a bang because I just told her what I wanted versus dying with a whimper because I assumed she wasn't interested. I really like her, I just don't like how she communicates. Thanks for the advice, I'll think of what to send her.
>>34416525I don’t do that shit at all. I should be hung
Femanons when they're ovulating
>>34416591I don't think it will it's much deeper than that
How do you feel about Reddit being 75% bots and ai posts now
>>34416607What do you mean why
>>34416614Not any worse than the internet already was. who cares.
>>34416611They guard their eggs, carefully.
>>34416614Unsurprised. Userbase aside, that website just sucks. Terrible moderation policies and layout.
>>34416613Not fully but at least a little
>>34416589>Being single is always cooler than not being single kekBeing in your early 30s having not dated since college age is about the least cool and most unattractive state you can possibly be in
>>34416605I gotta see that video again, I remember it not looking like an accident
>>34416611>tfw fighting off the urge to stick a vibe in my pants while doing some housework
>>34416622It's a bandaid. And it's a fragile thing because you know it's not really you
>>34416627It’s just to try and get back what I already had. I know that’s impossible but it doesn’t hurt to try and improve it
>>34416626Grill detected.
>>34416626Nasty, JH. Bad girl.
need to make out with a foid's armpit
>>34416624you don't actually have to see the video where 2 kids shoot themselves again. That's a bad thing to watch.iirc she looks like she just panics and makes a stupid decision, as kids do.
>>34416628What's the surgery
i don't look men at men (in the eyes or even into their direction, if i can help it) when i'm outside because they make me so anxious. looking a man in the eyes especially feels intense for some reason, so i basically avoid it all cost, unless it's a male cashier bc then my need to be polite does help overcome the anxiety.idk if men notice this same thing, but trying to make eye contact with a woman imo feels much more relaxing because they don't react in the same way men do. if you make any kind of eye contact with a male it feels like they notice in 0,00001 seconds and instantly stare back at you, and don't look away unless you do, like super high alert. women seem much more relaxed/less intense in that regard.so anyone here managed to fix not being able to make eye contact? especially with the opposite gender.
>>34416632>iirc she looks like she just panics and makes a stupid decisionyeah that's how I remember it, not like an accident but more like she panicked >you don't actually have to see the video where 2 kids shoot themselves againyeah actually I don't want to see that again
Thank you darling.
>>34416599What happened????
>>34416636This
>>34416636Most men are single, so they look for any opportunity of interest.
>>34416640what is happening???????
>>34416628It didn't "look" like anything she just fumbles around with it for a second and drops
>>34416636>>34416641
>>34416636I can’t even look a man in the eyes when we’re talking
>>34416636your autism is cute
imagine having a net worth of 50 billions and this is what your daughter decided to write and publish, lmfaooo
>>34416644You tell me
>>34416641Hello, Euro Elf.
>>34416624Don’t do that>>34416646Ugh yea. I hate that
>>34416634It’s just microneedling I was being dramatic. I can’t do anything for a while anyway
>>34416653Hi
>>34416636>>34416641*stare*
Grow some balls femanon.
>>34416643so i should not look at men? for context some time ago i started to think that it seems more polite to make very brief eye contact in some situations, like when you have to sit next to someone at a doctor's office as an example. but my brief experiment backfired and always feels like i got really intense stares back, so i stopped. i feel like most other young people just don't look at all to be "safe", so i kind of went back to that as well.
>>34416660That's illegal in the usa now
sometimes when I'm having a good time I watch gore videos to feel bad, I don't know why I do that, anyway I haven't had a good time in over a year so no gore videos for me (thankfully)
>>34416659>>34416660>>34416647Every once and a while I feel hot as shit and complement people
>>34416660gay
>>34416636lol, you would not survive in India.
>>34416661I don't care what you do. Why the fuck are you so worried about eye contact? You foids really live on easy-mode lmao
>>34416666ok but who the fuck goes to india willingly?
>>34416661Look at their chin or nose when speaking.Or pretend their one of your plushies.
>>34416656What about your nose job
Ok time to shower my self. Going to brush my teeth after about 8 months for the first time.
>>34416672I’m not getting one unless I need one
>>34416668No need to create drama, anon. i do write in a lengthy way but it was just a simple question.
>>34416674Changed your mind?
>>34416673suddenly I don't feel so mentally ill anymore
>>34416671no i hate adults who have plushies lmao. but that's a good tip, never heard about looking at the chin at least before .
>>34416670I'm just saying... it happens.IDK, I am seeming a lot of it (videos) propped up on YT's front page. Maybe I need a extension blocker of some sort....
>>34416673Nice. Do it lightly and stay consistent for a few days. Then you can worry about flossing
>>34416681I will do my best.
And I begin to worry.
>>34416679If you're shorter, it kinda seems you are looking at them, anyways (instead of exact eye contact).If it helps, I am hideous, so women never look at me directly. I do notice, but I don't take offence.
>>34416676Did I say I ever actually wanted one? I was never very interested, like yea I don’t love my nose but I wouldn’t do all that to it
I'm not sure if my coworker has a penis or a vagina.
>>34416683Your gums are probably going to bleed a bunch, but shouldn't 'hurt'. And it should stop after a few days. They'll bleed again when you floss, but just do it like once, then try again again the week after, and that also should get easier after a few times. You can do it.
>>34416691>If it helps, I am hideousI am too, thanks for reminding me.
>>34416661What is your face doing when you look at people?If you're being weird people are going to stare at you longer to figure out what it is that you're doing/want.You should glance at people at least, threat assessment. Quick eye contact and a nod should do it for most of them.I understand the kind of guy you're talking about though. I can't tell if if they think I'm some kind of threat or they just don't realize that they're watching me walk past them in a parking lot with an angry look on their face while they're thinking about something completely unrelated but it is weird.
>>34416695nta but what the fuck makes you think anon doesn't know how mouth hygiene works? you're being insanely patronizing and arrogant, lolpeople that struggle with personal hygiene don't struggle because they're retarded but because they're mentally ill
Should I get a dumb phone or just limit my screen time? Will I be happier? What if I don’t have the power to change
>>34416693Perhaps you were just bullshitting like usual
>>34416702You will definitely be happier if you don't spend most of the day glued to a screen.
why does she keep texting me if she is going to ignore me again? i don't get it
>>34416702Reject all social media. limit 4chan usage to 30 mins every day (or second day).Resist the urge to use your smartphone, unless it is for emergencies, regular phone usage, or quick google search. Nothing else.
>>34416706Milking you for attention
Some girls browse Instagram all day. Some boys browse YouTube all say. Me? Where do I browse all day? You wouldn't know the place.
>>34416697
>>34416710/gif/
>>34416702You need to manage your attention craving by focusing on the real world and not the digital world. It's not about limits and whatnot, but rather shifting focus away from the screen. Find activities worth your time
>>34416520WHAAAAT HAPPENED
>>34416704Yea I like to joke Or it was someone else
>>34416705>>34416707>>34416713I think I’ll reach out to my boss. He said work was coming soon, maybe he forgot me
>>34416702>>34416713This. Read, do crafts, garden. Anything but just looking at the screen.
>>34416712/hm/ actually.
>>34416716Said something about Korea
What's the point of having children if you're going to continue working
>>34416725What a juvenile question.
>>34416725That's what school is for
I have no future, I will never find happiness and that's ok, some of us are born to be miserable so that someone out there can be happy, you'll be happy in your next life. you'll see.
>>34416720lol I’m in two small book”clubs” (haven’t read them yet) and I have a pile of books that I want to readI have small plans through the week and some responsibilities but a decent amount of free time
>>34416732practice your archery, little elf
>>34416724Yea that wasn’t me I’d never go there
state gender who's the richest person in your extended family?
>>34416732Read the books dingus
>>34416630I didn't do it. Obvs.
>>34416736I just realized that I barely know anyone from my extended family
>>34416736MMy grandfather. He's a retired lawyer who owns real estate and some oil wells.
>>34416740damn
>>34416736I don't care to know those so called peeople.
>>34416731Sometimes I like to think they my abstaining from dating means that some lonely femcel is perpetually bfless and will die alone because she's supposed to meet me
>>34416736Who wants to know>>34416725To spoil the child
>>34416741what would you estimate his net worth to be?
When do cravings for sugar go away? It’s been a month and I still get a horrible desire for candy every day
>>34416736Mother in law
>>34416749never, thats a scam, it would only go away if you lived a 100% stress free life
>>34416749I started craving sugar again after I stopped smoking, I think I'm gonna start smoking again
>>34416749Give in
>>34416748I suspect he might be a centimillionaire. He is definitely a multimillionaire.
>>34416753:/
>>34416749Exercise and eating consistently
>>34416756nice, hope you visit him every now and then
I get nervous around girls
>>34416735Weird are you sure. Same age and everything
>>34416755No
>>34416765Why not it'll be worth it
>>34416763Certain, I think it’s just a common insecurity for girls. I’m too scared of the surgery though
>>34416744is that not normal?
>>34416736ME niggahttps://youtu.be/P1J1mby_5Dg
>>34416767No it won’t
>>34416769Nta but me neither
>>34416761I do. He lives out in Florida now, of course. Spent Christmas over there last year.Things were pretty chilly between us for a couple of years because the guy is a die hard Fox News viewer and MAGA cultist, and he jumped down my little sister's throat and made her cry during a political debate she didn't ask for. I wasn't about to take that lying down and lashed out at him over it.
genderis it over, or are we back?
>>34416772Yes it will you'll feel happy
>>34416780We are sooo back, baby!
>>34416780Who’s we
>>34416781What’s wrong with you
>>34416749Does fruit sate the cravings for you? It does for me.
>>34416762Me too anon.>>34416780Female. What’s the question here?
>>34416785Just imagine it. The sweet taste of the confections you're missing hitting your tongue. You'll feel at ease again.
>>34416763And why the hell would I trust a Korean with my nose
>>34416784>weas in>us,the atogans
>>34416786Sometimes, but not really
>>34416768So the micro needling is the only thing you'd do
>>34416792Berry time
>>34416793Yea why
>>34416784WE ARE CHARLIE KIRK
>>34416788No I’ve already trained myself to feel like shit after I eat it. Sometimes I’ll take a small bite and just spit it out and eat a fruit instead
>>34416780MI’m thinking we’re back.
>>34416777You hated him for giving your sister a reality check and for speaking facts?>but he made her cryBitches literally cry over everything.
>>34416790Hey man desperation can make people do crazy things >>34416797Just asking. People tend to go crazy with it, at first it's just one thing and before you know it you're bogged
>>34416799I was messing with you but that sounds like it's bordering on mental illness that sounds sad. Go enjoy some dark chocolate
>>34416803That’s awesome, son.
>>34416791Pink ATOGANs
>>34416807Dark chocolate isn’t real decadent candy I eat that sometimes no problem
>>34416804I don’t want to be bogged and I can’t afford to get bogged. Don’t worry bro I’m chopped naturally
>>34416813Treat yourself babe
>>34416736FI have no idea
I hate my dad
>>34416736If we count inlaws of relatives then Taylor Swifts manager
>>34416818No
>>34416821I just found you on Facebook
>>34416821Triangulating Coordinates.
>>34416736F, inlaws have a net worth of about 5 millions that I know about.
All of this for me? You didn't have to Chinniga Khan
>>34416821Your in-law is going to hell for making her successful
>>34416821That video of Taylor getting auramogged and ignored by Sabrina ended everything. All the foids jumped ship.
Do smokers know how much they stink?Do they know that they make people unconfortable in the bus and the elevator?
>>34416836yes, why should they care?
>>34416836yeah I don't care, (you) make me uncomfortable that's why I smoke in the first place
>>34416836YesNot as uncomfortable as someone's b.o lol
Sneezing is better than sex
>>34416834Found it. Warning, it's brutal.https://www.youtube.com/shorts/8motUXfkngg
Hi
>>34416847Sup
>>34416844allergies make me feel like I'm being nose raped
Hi everyone
>>34416847>>34416852hello!
>>34416844There was a girl in my circle of friends as a teenager who heard that sneezing feels like one seventh of an orgasm, so if anybody sneezed seven times around her she'd point at them and yell>ORGASM!
>>34416822Yes or you'll never be happy
>>34416847>>34416852>>34416853Heya :)
*drinks your printer ink*
>>34416854>so if anybody sneezed seven timesHow many times could this have happened?
I feel like hitting my head against the wall today
>>34416861I will never financially recover from this.
>>34416817Do they have plastic surgery for pimples
>>34416862Often enough for me to remember it happening a handful of times. We were all nerds with pollen allergies.It's not like it would be a barrage of sneezes over the span of a few minutes; this would be over the span of a class period.
I said Hello?
>>34416867Is it me you're looking for?
>>34416865No I wish
>>34416865Yes, it's called drinking water.
>>34416844I've trained myself not to sneeze
>>34416864terribly sorryhttps://youtu.be/6628FM17V1Q
>>34416863Why
Attention please.
>>34416879uh oh
>>34416875I'm sick of being in my room but I have nowhere to go
>>34416870What's the micro needling for anyway scarring and stuff
*microneedling the tip of your penis*
>>34416880Why do your fingers look like that
>>34416885Please be kinder to my peanus.
>>34416885why did you have to say that?
>>34416887
>>34416884Yea
>>34416879Get on with it
*kisses your femcel forehead*
How fucked am i
>>34416888>>34416889(:
>>34416895get your maintenance done.
>>34416896*microneedles your pussy shut*
>>34416894ouch
>>34416891Does it actually work
>>34416895Probably not very fucked, but you should take it in ASAP.
>>34416780MIt changes daily, but today's a "we're back" day
>>34416895don't use your phone while driving!!!!!!
>>34416899thats not how that works
>>34416902Depends on the severity of the scarring
>>34416895My transmission imploded about a month ago, you've got way fewer lights on than I did. You'll be fine.
>>34416907What exactly IS microneedling?
>>34416907ok*uses an actual needle to sew your pussy shut*
It's whatever
>>34416912gif rel>>34416913ouch
>>34416919that's not a gif baka
>>34416922damn son, you are correcr
>>34416900kisses are not supposed to hurt
I'm straddling my desk chair right now
Vimit
>>34416908Do you think it'll work on yours
>>34416924ops
>>34416895Former Honda tech here! Looks just like you need an oil change and tire rotation. Check your oil and make sure it's topped off, then get it changed when you can. Also inspect your tires for any irregular wear. 500 miles isn't too much.
In the tub. Holding the showerhead with my right hand wasting warm water on my feet while looking at atoga.
>>34416931Gay
>>34416932
>>34416934Maybe some
>>34416943I vimited in my mouth earlier
>>34416898>>34416904>>34416906Don’t tell me how to drive!>>34416910I’ve got an appointment tomorrow morning, but are they going to yell at me?
And I would ride 20 miles and I would ride 30 more Just to be the man that rode the buss for you Nana na na nanana nananananananan na na naaaa
>>34416947this is a pic of the inside of my moutharen't my teeth pretty?
>>34416937Thank you!!
>>34416951Exquisite.
>>34416844Only if you are male or having sex with a male
>>34416949so you're going to make the lasagna huh
>>34416919Uuuuh....It's when you get one of those little plant stick things that sticks to your pants gets stuck on you?
>Yes anon, I have a three digit body count... But when I turned 29 I found Christ and now I'm a born-again virgin! Will you accept me and look past my past?How do you respond, moids?
>>34416949you'll be fine.Also I told you I would buy your groceries, but as per usual women despite that I exist.
>>34416956Yep!
>>34416938Aim it at ur clit
>>34416960Are you gonna call me asking what/where is everything?
>>34416944Isn't it really bad
Do men really believe that women are bigger sluts than males or is it just something they say to annoy women?
>>34416953thanks>>34416957no you prick your skin with a needle roller
>>34416960Oh, you said buy. I have a guy doing that already tho
>>34416959>if i say the m-word they'll believe i'm a womanThis shit is just embarrassing, stop it, you won't get banned if you ask the same gender shit on here
>>34416938>warm water on my feetNice
>>34416965Yea it’s not going to help the bad ones
>>34416969Why is it so hard to believe there are women on the internet
>>34416971Skin grafts
>>34416952No prob, Bob.What is it you're driving? A Civic hybrid?
>>34416981Ya, it’s very nice. I had a Toyota Corolla sport with before this car
>>34416969I never said I was a woman though, I just like using the dismissive words.I'm a lil' white boy moid.
>>34416988And before that a 2003 manual corolla
>>34416969>m-wordShut up migger.
>>34416979I’ll just leave them alone
>>34416974Rule 30: There are no girls on the internet
>girl sends me a blushing smile emoji while thanking me for the invite and saying "maybe I'll come" Does the emoji negate the 'maybe' from a "no" to an actual maybe?
>>34416999Oldie but a goodie
>>34417002It means she's ready
>>34416941it's not gay it's comfy
im going to ghost this girl, im sorry femanons, it has to be done
Rule 39 gender bender
>>34417015oOOooOoOoOohhhh~I am GHOSTING you~~~~
Women, why do you use nausieating levels of perfume that literally gives me headache?
>>34417018>>34417015I AM THE GHOOOSTERRR
I MUST GHOOOOOOZZZZTTTTEEEE
>>34417019>nausieatingClose.
Girls will never understand what it feels like to have your hairline recede...
Manifesting cuddles for femcel.
>>34417019Don't blame me for that shit I'm asthmatic the only thing you'll smell is my deodorant.
>>34417007Must have been so weird to be a girl on the internet in the early 2000s.
>>34417030Dude I was literally balding last year, my hair fell out in clumps
>>34417037Norwood level?
>>34417031Why
Women would you sniff your moid's armpits
>>34417037Yeah but that was probably from being anorexic.
>>34417019to filter out the little pansies
>>34417044women arent disgusting gooner retards like you anon
>>34417042For my own personal satisfaction.
>>34417051They are, but they become gooners through men and smut rather than porn
>>34417051Nothing goonerish about admiring your partner's scent
>>34417029Sorry, my brain couldn't function at full capacity, as my braincels were dying from the smell of perfume to thick it was a single moclecules density from raining.
>>34417044I do it everyday
Come come come out to play
>>34417063Does he sniff you
>>34417051Don't you lot ride plastic meant to resemble horse penises and made MMF smut-writers millionaires?
>>34417051you'd be surprised!
i wonder what its like to be an introverted asocial type in a country like Bolivia or Brazilmust be an absolute nightmare. any /atoga/ anons from such a country able to elaborate?
>>34417009She didn't react to my flirting so it's probably a nothingburger. She did double down on being interested in going though.
WomenWhy didn't it work?
>>34417071Not really, no. He'll tell me I smell good, but he doesn't stick his nose in my armpit the way I do to him
I can feel it
life without sniffing a woman's armpit every day is not worth living
I can't feel it
Lady, where has your love gone? I was looking but can't find it anywhere
>>34417036I’m not a girl, but I can’t imagine it was that weird. I was a boy on the internet in the 2000s.Honestly, it might have been a little less weird before social media really blew up.
>>34417090If you date an asian it's basically the same thing because their armpits don't have odor
I'm really feeling it
Where can I find cute super autist with a nice style who knows coding even better than me?
>>34417047I was never anorexic
>>34417085I don’t get it
>>34417097another reason why I don't care about asians
>>34417100Why not?You should be, it'd be hot and bag you a bf.
I'm not really feeling it
>>34417099at the 3 best unis in your country (their bfs are 6ft tall rich, buff chemistry/physics nerds)
>>34417099I think they have those at Walmart.
>>34417099She used to be so cute. I don't know what happened.
MenWhat makes you more nervous, a hot guy or a hot woman?
>>34417108Definitely a hot woman.
>>34417108hot woman. hot guy I just think "wow his life must be easy"
>>34417107You're weird.
>>34417095Yes but people didn't keep insisting that you didn't exist.
>>34417108>Men>Are you gay or straight?
>>34417111What? She's suffering twink death or something and it's a shame is all.
>>34417118Who is that?
>>34417108a mid woman (they are really cute)
>>34417108I don't really get nervous around women, but men often make me uncomfortable. Hotness is irrelevant.
>>34417103No
>>34417120LaurieWired
>>34417118You're being really weird.
>>34417122I don’t think cute women will appreciate being called mid
>>34417128well the thing is that I don't think they're mid but whenever I tell a friend "oh man that girl is really cute' they always say they're mid and that I have bad taste
>>34417083As an autist from an autistic country, being surrounded by extroverts sound like heaven. They'd pull me out of my shell and give me a social life.With asocial people you're both relieved in the short term that the other person didn't initiate conversation but you'll both kill yourselves in a few years' time.
>>34417130What do they look like?
>>34417125How is your bf hunt going?
>>34417044I dont know how to explain to my normie bf just how much of a gross pervert I am. He lets me bind and sexually torture him but I also want to huff and lick his sweaty pits after the gym + worship his body which somehow feels grosser. >>34417015Coward.>>34416736FI cannot say because it would insta-doxx me.
There's nothing quite like not being able to jerk off for two days then constantly being plagued by thoughts of how nice it would be for a woman to make me ride my vibrator while she kisses me and tells me I'm doing a good job. It's the kind of thing that motivates you to go out and exercise because visualizing a pale, skinnyfat loser with bad skin doing that really ruins the fantasy.
is it okay to kiss a moid after sucking him off?
>>34417159Why do you keep asking this?
>>34417159only if you kiss him with his own semen. That makes it hotter
Women how hard do you grip the dick when you're jerking your bf off?
This lasagna is a process :/
>>34417176Trust the plan. Patriots are in control
>>34417139The hunt is off
>>34417176It'll taste better if you let it sit and rest for a day after baking
Do women really be buying clothes and and be like "OMG, I would look like such a slut in that, I want it!" ?
>>34417173As lightly as possible while having my hand be in total contact with his dick, if that makes sense.
I had another dream about her last night.>she asks me to a party to meet all her friends for the first time>meet them all and chat with them a bit, we're getting along>eventually we all sit down and start playing charades>more and more people keep coming>we eventually leave the party and go to a big auditorium to keep playing>literally 100+ people all playing charades>suddenly the cops show up>there's a bomb threat>everyone's leaving the venue>can't find her anywhere and panic>and then I wake upWhat did my dream mean?
>>34417044Yeah>>34417094He moved back in with his parents>>34417173Probably not as hard as I should be? But I always remember that Bill Burr bit where he complains about her not using all the fingers and am mindful of that lol.
>>34417176I already made a lasagna and ate some of it in the time you guys have been talking about it. It's not difficult.
>>34417185Not really
>>34417180Did you find one or just gave up?
Any history bros here?Was the Vietnamese language always fucked up like that or is that a direct result of French influence
Just made a great grilled cheese with ham, gouda, pepperoni and swiss. Spread a little olive oil and chive cheese on it, added some tomatoes and set it on the pan. I like to coat the outside of my grilled cheeses with mayo, it makes the crust on the sourdough perfect that way. That was a damn good sandwich.
>>34417173Like I'm strangling a small animal.
>>34417188That is a different kind of insecure attachment dream than I usually have. Neat.
>>34417193What's your question to the opposite gender?
Femanon what the FRICK is your problem?
>>34417195>smallOuch.
>>34417194Sheeit anon that does sound like a good sandwich. Nice.Sourdough is the best bread, truly.
>>34417192Gave up
>>34417185Usually i just wear whatever roadkills freshest that morning.>>34417202sniffle Damn Ive been through a lot OK im trying my best.>>34417204It truly is. I whipped up some onions ginger carrots and brussel sprouts for the side too.
>>34417190My kitchens a mess wtf
>>34417202I oscillate between being a control freak because I'm about to have a panic attack and a doormat who'll follow along with whatever and there's very little in-between so not only am I intolerable to normal people I'm not even enticing to people who want someone who takes charge or a sidekick.
WOMAN, OR MAN, PLS QUICKnvr asked a girl out b4 --- but trying to rn, risky situation yo.im 29, she around 40, gave me her number twice so I'm 90% sure that's interest (but i am social retard)idk if she married or if im totally reading friendliness & caring wrong but yaim thinking "going for a walk downtown this Friday afternoon ... ________ " would you like to join me? or what do I say?Sorta set on the walk thing im kinda poor no car.Thanks anons!
>>34417194Sounds great
>>34417206FUCK I forgot you cant say onions it never comes up lmao
>>34417203I know atoga boys have dicks as girthy as an elephant's neck but those men are probably out of my league in real life.
>>34417205Why's that?
>>34417212I am average, it just sounded funny. lmao
>>34417203Like strangling a mid-sized animal <3>>34417209She woants u bro.
>>34417176it will be worth it in the end>>34417108honestly I'm nervous around everyoneI might be more awkward around a hot women but I have to agree with exhib, I'm less nervous around women in general>>34417105eh I had a friend like this at uni, her bf is also a nerd with a good career but pretty regular looking guy >>34416966>Do men really believe that women are bigger sluts than malesonly incel types>>34416959good for her, I'd be hesitant to date someone with a body count that high though, we probably wouldn't have much in common
Would calling it a large rodent be more or less insulting than small animal? I called them sea creatures last night where does that factor in?
>>34417173Medium firm, certainly more firm than my instincts tell me. Quite firm especially down towards the base, and then a little less so up towards the head, although it varies
>>34417213No energy for it
>>34417217i'm just so stuck on what to say how to ask if she'd like to come with me (obviously wont say that). my instinct is just simply ask if she'd like to join - but I am a robot with slight tism or sperg
Is Elf a new Cheswick's persona?
>>34416867I walked past two girls earlier today and they said hello to me and then started laughing>>34416836yes, I quit smoking a while ago tho>>34416780honestly I've been oscillating between both todaybut trying to stay positive>>34416736probably my uncle, he owns a few businesses and property
>>34417202Bunch of trauma
>>34417230Lol probably
>>34417105Incorrect! Hes a 5'4" rich, buff, physics nerd <3>>34417225So whats the context? Howd you meet? To me it sounds like shes interested (milf century!!) but your sperging is leaving me less confident...
>>34417230Huh?
>>34417224Avoidant or what is it?
>>34416673based tooth brusher, keep at it>>34416702>Should I get a dumb phone or just limit my screen time?yes to both>>34416679>i hate adults who have plushies lmaoI cried earlier when I took my sanrio plushies to the charity shop>>34416651I would be proud that she was a successful daughter and doing something she enjoyed>>34416636>if you make any kind of eye contact with a male it feels like they notice in 0,00001 seconds and instantly stare back at youactually I anxiously avoid eye contact too
>>34417237No, I got rejected, I need a break
>>34417230its a tranny
