>Played hockey for the first time>Friendly match so no tackle>My friend accidently hit me in the mouth with the stick>My lip is bleeding>Think at least it’s going to look badass>Turn out now every girl I talk to, think I have a cold soar on the lipHow do I convince people looking at me that this isn’t herpes, whitout sounding overexplaining?
>>34417389they are attracted to herpes, dont worry about it (im not joking btw)
>>34417389>How do I convince people looking at me that this isn’t herpes, whitout sounding overexplaining?You can't. When I was in middle school I tried cutting my beard, and ended up fucking up my lips. It was winter, so everybody thought I had herpes, and the more I explained the more the rumors would spread. Cover with something if possible, and only if it's not going to hinder the recovery.
>>34417389>How do I convince people looking at me that this isn’t herpes, whitout sounding overexplaining?tell them "it's a cut from playing hockey"that's all you can do>>34417421jesse what the fuck are you talking about
>>34417490Who’s Jesse? The girl from Pokémon?
>>34417389It looks like you party.
Walk into the room like
>>3441742150% of humans have it so saying you have it means 50% of humans see you as fair game
>>34417791>50% of humans have itNo 50% of USA and Canada has it, but 75 % of humans have it.
Who play hockey?
>>34417389>hockey>tackleSo it wasn't hockey, it was gay sex?
