>>34414901
Femanons, do you consider a guy saying"I want to tongue punch your fart box"romantic?
Guys I can't fucking tell anymore.>She wants to play Pool with me>She told me about her age, her activeness, how "boring" she thinks she is, etc>I talked about books with her>We talk a lot on our numbers>I told her my dreams and she told me her thing>We both enjoy the Desert, but she also loves the Tundra>She offered 2 arms raised high for a hug but relented to 1 arm>She's a managerDoes any of this mean she's into me or am I delusional?I should note this has been happening since the day I was hired. There were little things, but we'd be here all day if we go beyond just this list.
>>34417821I literally look like the lizard
>>34417829Do you still work with her?
>>34417830I also look like a lizard wanna date
>>34417829well seems like you have a good starting point so just keep going at itit's not always as clear cut as "is she into me" but she clearly isn't repulsed by your existence
hooray we can post pix againGoodnight yomies
>>34417821Men, would you be okay if ur gf only wanted to give u handjobs if youre sitting and shes standing? no kneeling down face to face with the dick or anything, she doesn’t give blowjobs either
Is it that easy to make you cry, femanon?
Either gender, what's the longest time gap between dates you had for a relationship that ended up turning into something?
WomenWhat is it about men that makes you yearn?
>>34417835>Goodnight yomiesThis is what you always say before spending another 5-6 hours spamming low effort drivel at as many posts as possible.
Is it a personal responsibility to try and look as good as you can?
>>34417836Is her back okay? I'm worried about her back.
>>34417827>do you consider a guy saying "I want to tongue punch your fart box" romantic?No, but then I'll never turn down having my ass eaten.>>34417838>Is it that easy to make you cry, femanon?No, the only thing that makes me cry is the trope in fiction where two people fall in love in every lifetime. That and couples growing old together. >>34417840>what's the longest time gap between dates you had for a relationship that ended up turning into something?About 4 weeks. He had to go to Mexico with his family before our third date.
>>34417847maybe, I stopped caring though
>>34417852best feeling ever
WOMEN, yearn for me. I require stimulation.
>>34417840single for six v months, dated five guys at the same time.. didn't sex any. wtf you doing with your life
>>34417853oddly enough I seem to get more looks from girls now, which makes me uncomfortable
Is sex more pleasurable for the man?Why?
>>34417830but do you u wear a hat. because that would be way cooler
>>34417857For your clitty? lol
>>34417860Impossible to make a comparison.
>>34417847Holy shit he ascended hard
>>34417860I don’t know what it’s like to be sexed as a woman
>tfw no lizardgf
>>34417843when their shirts ride up and you can see their soft pale belly
>>34417860>Is sex more pleasurable for the man?Not if you're doing it right. (Lesbian sex)
>>34417847Is that real
>>34417868neither does he
>>34417877Didn’t check. Don’t think so but it made me do a double take
>>34417877No, just society suggesting benny change his look
>>34417878So rudeNight
I’d rather be with a girl that smell like wet dog or horse’s manure than cigarette!How true is that for people in here?
>>34417870If I don't have a dad gut is it over
>>34417843I think about how kind and gentle, yet steadfast and protective my boyfriend is and I feel those honeymoon butterflies all over again. Knighthood never died. >>34417840Got back together with my ex almost two years after we broke up for college. Wasnt a winning relationship, but it became /something/ yknow?>>34417847Nah but its a personal responsibility to be hygenic and practice self care. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. The homogenization of beauty is vile. >>34417860It doesnt have to be.>>34417889Cigarettes remind me of my father so I find them somewhat comforting.
>>34417890fatmax asap!
Women thoughts on wrapping your leg around him while cuddling?
>>34417827Unfortunately.
>>34417864THAT is not what that I meant to be implied!
>>34417899It means I want sex.
>>34417902I thought i was the only one XD
Men What instruments do you play? Have you ever serenaded someone before?
>>34417906I play the strings of her heart
>>34417906does my voice count as an instrument?
>>34417889I'd take the ciggie girl instead
>>34417889I prefer the cigarette smell
>>34417906I play your mum
>>34417906Piano and guitarMaybe? depends on how you define serenade
>>34417890Your wrong. If a girl loves you, she woo be with you through thick or thin
>>34417899based
M and F,Which is worse, being left on read? or being left on delivered?
>>34417847Nah>>34417889Not true at all for me. Cigarettes smell way better than wet dog. I'm used enough to the smell of manure that it wouldn't kill me but it would be pretty fucking concerning if a person smelled like that lol. >>34417929Being left on delivered but you KNOW they read it and just didn't open it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=grkfUqIHIbw
>>34417929MI guess... left on read.But I never talked to/texted a Woman before.
>>34417929Read to be desu
Why’s the thread so slow?
I hate submission but only in the bedroom. It's so fucking dishonest and meme. It's a firm boundary I have as a man and I don't care how many women it filters. You're not going to say submissive stuff in the bedroom and then turn around and pretend it's not real beyond the bedroom.I don't just mean bdsm. I mean stuff like whispering in the man's ear that you want him to breed you and then turning around and not trusting him as a father outside of the bedroom.
>>34417943The new captcha, email sign up scare, and great hack of last year (or was it two years ago?) gave a few regulars/newbies the scare.
Women is this true?https://www.youtube.com/shorts/jryQAHfMP4M
>>34417943glowies on break.
>your gender>your age>how many previous sexual partners would be a deal breaker for you in a potential so
>>34417925Awesome. Yes, ofcourse. That's why dads can be chads and let themselves go
>>34417949>F>21anymore than 0
>>34417949>M>26>any as long as their dicks werent big
>>34417949Male34I don't know. It really depends on the individual woman. Virgin is best obviously.
Why aren't girls all educated genteel belles who write poetry, know another language, wear nice dresses, dance well, and make biscuits on the weekends? It's not fair.
>>34417949M20sIdk
>>34417943sorry, I was watching something
>>3441794925M0
>>34417952Based.Definitely make sure the man curtails and is control of his porn use as well. Obviously it's understandable for a virgin guy to consume a lot of porn but imo as a man if I found a woman who I wanted to be my wife I'd give up porn for her and stay abstinent for more than a year to show commitment towards her.
>>34417959holy shit is that real?
>>34417959Hello demon, what were you watching?
>>34417947I wouldn't know I've never had an opportunity to test it.>>34417949F33Idk I guess several hundred might disturb me. Never really thought about it. The vast majority of people aren't going to have a number high enough to be concerning. I'm more concerned about the patterns of behavior that got them into those genitals not the genitals themselves.
>>34417949F 26I dont carrr
>>34417962yes :3>>34417964anime
>be me, cashier>have long hair>little girl with her dad come around>she asks "is your name Juliette?">huh? >wait, are you a boy or a girl? >uh, I'm a guy lol>oh well, you look like a girl! LmaoI laughed.
Today commemorates like 3 months of husband training and I'm doing very well I think.>cooking dinner most days>cooking breakfast>budgeting groceries/other expenses>cleaning>doing the dishes>managing the fridge>being in charge of gas expenses and doing the actual shopping and stuff>keeping the car washed and cleaned>Watering the garden>Keeping track of things like plumbing, car oil and maintenance, cleaning the dryer vents, etcI don't have a wife yet or a GF but I want to be entirely in order before I do. I don't want to be a burden on the relationship. I'm also practicing patience and helping neighbors and my community
>>34417979tsk tsk time to transition
>>34417981Those are basic skills for living alone too wtf were you doing before?
>>34417981Keep it up one day if you're lucky you'll have your very own single mother.
>>34417982Nah, I'm straight. I like looking androgynous tho. I don't dress girly or anything and pretty hairy. But my face is soft and my long hair sometimes makes me look like a woman. Maybe I could one day find a weeb gf who likes that.
>>34417983I just moved out. But I could very easily just be bachelor living instead of trying to not be retarded.I feel like even something like cooking is extremely uncommon for both men and women these days.
>not bachelormaxxingNGMI
>>34417987good! do NOT transition anon, I was only making a joke (people tell me that all the time :( )
>>34417970>>34417965>>34417959Grill Detected
>>34417986If I loved her and thought she was a good woman I'd do my best.Why do you choose to be mean?
>>34417993>he doesn't know
>>34417993why the fuck do you people always think I'm a girl?
>>34417949M241+
>>34417987gross
>>34417987Yes, don't transition.And don't fall for the twink shit either!Listen to me, I will not lead you astray.
>>34417992>people tell me that all the timeMaybe you should transition. >>34417998Faggot.
>>34417996>>34417995Doo WOP!
>>34418000>Maybe you should transition.I don't want to though
>>34417999>Listen to me, I will not lead you astray.What do you have to say?
>>34417949Male 271+
>>34417994Why not
>>34418001this is where my tax dollars are going?
>>34418000you like looking like a woman. you're the faggot here, gaylord
>>34417993What did you detect lol two of those were labeled
>>34418009
>>34417947>Women is this true?Yes, but it's more the lack of stress from having to do everything.>>34417949>how many previous sexual partners would be a deal breaker for you in a potential soF29Realistically, none. So long as they're clean. I lowkey like the idea of my partner having a promiscuous past and knowing I was enough to domesticate them.>>34417955Because biscuits are high in carbs, fat, and sodium and I would rather get those things elsewhere.>>34417959>CATerpillar
>>34417945True, the dynamic should be the same for the entire relationship
>>34417906I played trombone in high school and I have a harmonica and keyboard I fuck around with nowadays. No I've never serenaded anyone with any of them. I tried to impress a girl at karaoke with Just Like Heaven once but it didn't work.
>>34417929MRead a week later, delivered 6 months later>>3441794931Can't come up with a fixed number but I wouldn't care about 15 and probably wouldn't be comfortable with 30+, so somewhere in between 15 and 30.
>>34418019
Thunder
Blunder
flunder
I wish I could control electricity
Asunder
Wunder
Wonder
cumder
Femanons.
Take me out tonightBecause I want to see peopleAnd I want to see life
>>34418031-bar
>>34417906I'm getting pretty good at piano. I just finished today's practice. I have not serene-aided anyone yet. I think I need another year or two of practice before I'm "good".
ladies am i friendzone
plunder
>>34418042Brother what is this
lumbar
>>34418042she doesn't want to suckle on your genitals, thats for surecan't blame her though, I wouldn't want to either
>>34418042
>>34418042... yikes
>>34418042this looks like a fake text convo made up by AI
>>34418046lumber you dumber
>>34418054Lumbar is a word you foolish little ee es el
>>34418056obviously but it doesn't fit the joke dumb moid
>>34418042based, good luck getting that pussy anon
>>34418042Blocked for wasting data storage
>>34418057Ok *rapes you*
I am thinking of her again
Do women even love men's bodies like men love women's bodies? Women seem too picky to me.
>>34418057It's pronounced subtly: luhm baar
>>34418061It's all voodoo don't let it invade you
>>34418045she is usually a cute but she ran out of contacts and her glasses were extremely nerdy looking so i wanted to make her feel good >>34418052100% true and honest >>34418058thanks Anon
>>34418060*lumbar punctures you and squeezes out all your spinal fluid, put it inside the printer ink tank and prints out every post you've ever made with it, gets it hand bound into a book by a struggling artist on etsy and gifts it to your mom for your birthday so she can see what came of her creation*
>>34418065How does that help You need to go burr not baar
>>34418063Yes, but only Chad's (body).
>>34417949M25Anything lower than mine and a reasonable amount above my own are fine.I kind of regret sleeping around in college for a semester since it didn't really get me anything but I still haven't fucked more than 10 people.
>>34418065more like dumb baar, try to do better next time
>>34418063no it's behind looks and grooming and wardrobe
You guys are over thinking this
>>34418034What?>>34418063Attractive bodies maybe
>>34418069No, more subtly. Not bar. Do it with me like this: baaaaaaaaaa- no, no, no, like this: baaaaaaaaa...
>>34418067>only responds to the posts feeding his deluluthis is why you're single
It's very SUBTLE.
>>34418075thats how we roll
He's not gonna slap me or try to attack me. He's not the jealous type.
>>34418079your intelligence is very subtle
>>34418076
>>34418084That would imply it's there to being with.
>>34418084Indubitably.
>>34418067If a girl ever texts you 'aww thank you' the convo is cooked. You got little brother-zoned
>>34418068Me upon being rebirthed out of your vestigial vagina
>>34418079>>34418085I don't understand either of these jokes
>>34418086BEGIN******so ez
>>34418086he was able to solve the captcha, that counts for something >>34418087dubidubidabadaba
Draw >him or >her in MS paint IN LESS THAN 10 SECONDS
>>34418094Here's my entry
>>34418094
>>34418096She looks so nice.
>80% sure the girl I like at work just got out from under the supervisor's deskWhat is the quickest way to kill myself?
>>34418099Thanks I dream about her every night>>34418098Wait WTF that's what I look like
>>34418089me upon being perceived by your vestigial awareness
>>34418101Why would you care. Do you have a crush on her
>>34418102it is you
>>34418107I literally just said that
>>34418109lol I didn't read it properlyStop having crushes at work faggot
This is still one of the funniest video I've ever seen.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMQHayMa9XM
I was watching a video talking about the sin of masterbation and the person was like "if Jesus walked in and saw you would you be without guilt or would you be ashamed and I feel like my answer is ashamed but then I started thinking.It's hard for me to imagine not feeling guilty or ashamed even if I was with my wife in a true marriage. So what does that say? Am I just in a circumstance where I don't know how I would feel because I'm not actually there? Or would you feel completely fine with God/Jesus watching you and your wife?This is a serious question please don't bully me.
>>34418104That’s how it be, now post more big butts
>>34418114no, gooning is verboten
>>34418110Where the fuck else do I meet women? And they all have jobs, and I've never worked anywhere shit like this wasn't common.
>>34418115Ok this is my honest reaction if you even care
>>34418113Sin is an irrelevant word defined by old faggots that have no relation to you. Good on you for asking questions, now you define what sin actually is.
>>34418094Didn't have time to add a cigarette
>>34418113There's moments where the sexual energy can be pure enough for it to feel completely fine if god would be watching, because he'd approve, yes.
>>34418121>10 seconds>tracing>smoothing lines>ms paint>copying my picasso imitation get out
>>34418112I was INSPIRED by this.
>>34418121>istockphotoI am dumb, you didn't even tryGET OUT
>>34417821Is this man ugly? I looked better a few years ago but I'm beginning to ogremaxx.
>>34418122I want that. I think I have a lot to give up and let go of until I'm pure enough for that. I've done a lot to put myself in this position and it's probably a separation from God that makes me feel ashamed but knowing it doesn't have to be this way is hopeful.
>>34418127no but he’s only cute in like a little brother way, not in a i wanna date him way.
>>34418125you were inspired by your lack of honor
>>34418127>manThat is a boy
>>34418127Yeah Look at that fuckin nose
>>34418126I painted a pixel that was black white. It's my art now. But I kept the original file name to symbolize things possess legacy from their previous associations.
>>34418094I can't draw, even if my life depended on it, so: (picrel)
>>34418130>>34418135Lol
>>34418130>>34418135You misunderstand. Educate thy self.
>>34418128It's a good filter honestly. Even if you do masturbate, you could try to do it in a way that makes you feel less ashamed, it's a good guide on how to do so in a moral way that doesn't leave you feeling disgusted by yourself once you sober up. You don't need to be able to pull it off perfectly but it's already good to try to gently push into that direction as the general goal.
>>34418127that guy would get passed around in prison... especially in that get-up.They would call him out trying to be "hard" (bad-ass, whatever).
>>34418101Why do you wanna kill yourself? Ask her out!
>>34418140Do they work at Taco Bell is that a visor?
Women would fuck me out of the incel concentration camp? I'm 6'4 and White
>>34418127he has potential but he's not hot, no primal energy is oozing here
>>34418140Who's the lucky duck
>>34418148Maybe if he tried a different angle?
>>34418146its a baseball cap, he wears it all the time or at least whenever he’s in the class we share. we havent spoken but shared a glance once and i have hopes we will be married by this time next year.
>>34418120Is that Doug?
>>34418042>ladies am i friendzoneJesus, that's brutal.>>34418063>Do women even love men's bodies like men love women's bodies?Women are very adamant about their type. Men seem to be less picky, even if they have a type.>>34418101>What is the quickest way to kill myself?Rough, but I've been there too.>>34418113Even if it is a sin, if Jesus walked in in you ramming a horse dildo in your ass, he wouldn't judge you. He died to save us from the sins we're destined to commit.
>>34418152no, the angle doesn't change his essencehe's trying too hard, which is insane bottom energy
Okay, Femanons, show off your Chad(s) then - that's what you're only here for.
>>34418129>>34418131>>34418133>>34418142>>34418148It is well and truly over.
>>34418140
>>34418159
>>34418145She's still talking to me like nothing happened...>>34418156Yep, it's over.
>>34418155Do you mean like Doug Funnie doug? From the cartoon?No, but I see how my quick art style is very doug esque. I don't think even the 2026 version of Doug would have a septum piercing lol.
>>34418157show us who you think is attractive.For funzies.
>>34418162Why is every foid spamming this "nonchalant" shit now on dating apps and everywhere else? Who started this trend and why did the foid hivemind pick it up?
>>34418174same as Scrotes who screech "Lets go!".
I repeat go.
>>34418176It's just weird to see every female creature with the bio "nonchalant men swipe left". Seems like some ultimate shit test, since we all know that foids hate men who actually like them and want to be with them.
>>34418187I googled it because I am interested in sociology. I think it's the start of a new era.
I love women!
>>34418176Lfgb
I want to suck the soul out of his giant cock
I'm nonchalant about women(it's a wall I use to protect myself).
>>34418195Who
>>34418195apparently that happens, if you do it after he nuts.There's a meme for that, too, lmao.
>>34418199Him
>>34417827I don't like dirty talk.
>>34418195Every female Christian secretly thinks this about Jesus.
>>34418108Kiss women's bootycheeks
>>34418174because we're sick and tired of men that are hustlemaxxing and obsessed with improooving, it's cringe and exhausting it's not that deep, chill the fuck out, you're making a fool of yourself
>>34418204Lame.
>>34418203Who is he though
>>34418200it's not just from sucking. i tied myself up with a vibrator on my cock once and after i nutted it felt like i was going to pass out from the vibrator still stimulating it.
>>34417838It's that easy to make you cry if I touch your prostate.
Women, thoughts on being kidnapped and kept as a fuckslave?
>>34417857Yearn for what. What are you.
I’m writing straight fire rn holy shit
Women, thoughts on kidnapping a moid and keeping him as a fuckslave?
>>34418217No thanks
>>34418215I'm male btw if that matters.
>>34418217Government issued Moidfriends.
>>34418216BURN MOTHERFUCKER BURN
>>34418222What will you do with one
>>34418210Guy I'm talking to
>>34418228Do you know his cock is giant or are you just assuming?
>>34418169I can't find a pic, probably because anyone who's pic ends up online is trying too hard by defaulthe should be wearing a kilt tho and it should have the right tartan pattern on it to match his lineage
>>34418230I know
>>34418223“Maybe if I was born rich, I thought, I could have sex. I could fuck the smelliest, stank pussy BBL dick loving freak. I could name plenty, I thought, and they’re honest about it, the transaction, the grotesque for sex, nothing less than guess, I thought.”Rate please
>>34417979>long haired panera moid>interracted with me after I had already been asked if I was picking up an order>went and shifted over to handing free samples>stood close to me and offered me one firstI like being pretty. Men feed me sweets.
>>34418233>goonerslop1/10, you can do better
>>34418034*sigh*Hillary Duff
>>34418228How long have you been seeing him
>>34418237Contextually it’s a stream of consciousness, that’s 4 pages in, and it gets goonersloppierYou piss me off
>>34418241A while
>>34418243>it gets goonersloppierwho could have seen that coming>You piss me offwrite a limerick about it
>>34418245This whore that I loveIt fits like a glove Too tight Not right Still in love with the plugI poured hatefuck into it
>>34418247bravo, fantasticone can feel the pure disgust seeping out of the pores of every line
>>34418094It was more like 20 seconds.
>>34418244How long is a while
>>34418249thats moist critical
>>34418252Why do you want to know
>>34418254What's the harm in it
>>34418248The break did me good desu, thought about “the illusion” a lot, you were never something you didn’t claim to be, I respect that. Had to confront a lot of stuff
>>34418253I took the prompt as >him.
State gender. How often do you cook scroll/social media binge? For how long per day? Outside of this site, what’s your main choice of social media/website?Second question. Where is the line between “I need to step ourisde or put down the computer/phone” and good internet enjoyment? Do you feel like using this site is a worthy use of your time or do you regret the time you spend here?I don’t have tiktok or twitter but I do spend a lot of time just scrolling through YouTube shorts and this site.
>>34418261How often do you doom* scroll
I could draw her but I won't
>>34418233>>34418247This is fucking trash lmao
>>34418256It's not you
>>34418267I know, can you answer my question please
>>34418101Better you find out that she's a whore before you get invested.
>>34418101You do realize most women in modern nations , especially in cities, are promiscuous, right? Your future wife will have at least fucked one man you personally know. It doesn’t matter, the sexual past doesn’t at least.What’s matters is personality. You can be promiscuous and still ache for that one guys dick and that ruins your future relationships. But the same can happen with a prude who has only dated 2 people.
>>34418268You don't know him so what's the point
I dreamed about a cute girl that liked spending tims with me. Too bad that I'm an ugly autistic Chud.
>>34418270That's what I tell myself.>>34418274I'd be a complete fool to take a girl who does that shit seriously, and I don't do non-serious.
>>34418277Why not we all like a good bit of tea
>>34418281Think about it this way. This hot woman has probably slept with tens of men, and she still chose you. She thinks you’re better than all these men for her. You’re the special one.
>>34418261f>How often do you cook scroll/social media binge? a couple of times a day, usually when I take a break between doing more productive things and just want to turn my mind off for a bit>For how long per day?it adds up with all the toilet breaks, being on the phone in bed after waking up and before falling asleep, I'd say around 4h (just checked my screen time and thats pretty accurate if you don't count "productive" screen time like looking up recipes, checking opening times, using maps for directions, using spotify to listen to music whilst doing other things, checking emails and similar stuff) >Outside of this site, what’s your main choice of social media/website?youtube>Where is the line between “I need to step ourisde or put down the computer/phone” and good internet enjoyment? I don't think thats how that works, if you had the energy to do something else, you would and forcing yourself to get off the device to go do something else rarely goes well, you'd probably be miserable and wishing you'd be chilling with your screen instead most of the time personally there always comes a time where looking at a screen becomes too boring and I get the urge to do something else and thats when I go and do that>Do you feel like using this site is a worthy use of your time or do you regret the time you spend here?yeah I think so, not because the activity is so valid and high quality but precisely because I think it's ok that not everything you do in a day is productive and "respectable", it's ok to just rot a little if you need a break and you don't have to constantly stimulate your brain with high quality activities, it's a question of balance
>>34418274>But the same can happen with a prude who has only dated 2 people.But it's less likely to happen. If I wanted the mother of my children to be a whore, I might as well marry a prostitute. What's the difference?
>>34418261FLike 5 hours a day on YouTube probably.I don't know where the line is but I've crossed it. Somewhere around where you're doing it to have something to do instead of consciously choosing it as an activity.I am ok without it if I'm busy but giving myself arbitrary tasks just to do something that's not looking at my phone or trying to work on something creative when I don't feel like it feels as pointless as scrolling.
>>34418278>tims
>>34418278Many such cases.
>>34418283No, it means that she went through tens of men and still couldn't find a husband. What makes you think you're the last one?
>>34418284> it's ok that not everything you do in a day is productive and "respectable"Thank you! I’m not sure why so much people are obsessed with min maxxing the productivity in their life. I enjoy my time of vegging out or doing “low quality shit”, and still have time and energy for high quality shit. I think it’s a fear of time passing. To some people every hour they didn’t do something “worthwhile” is an hour they won’t get back.
>>34418284you must spend a lot of fucking time on the toilet lmao
>>34418291Why do you have such low self esteem bro
>>34418294Why do you have such a low esteem to fuck a whore?
>>34418283>You’re the special one.Kek, until she gets bored and cheats. And yes, foids, if you dump your old bf for a new bf, that is still cheating.
>>34418261FI use Reddit at night to fall asleep, maybe 10min. I don’t think about it, I don’t feel like I’m wasting time. I do the things I want to do.
>>34418259makes me wonder if it's even possible to not project ones own wishful thinking on others and then be dissapointed if they don't live up to it but I'm glad you had some helpful insights
MenDo you actually have yellow fever/asian bias?
>>34418295The thing is, when everyone’s a whore, nobody is a whore. Maybe if you lived in a small town and your option was the rumor ridden town bicycle I could understand the apprehension. But every modern city girl is fucking multiple men until they settle down. When everyone does it and still ends up in happy relationships, it’s clear it doesn’t actually influence bonding.
>>34418301Didn't read. Maybe if you stopped being a redditard and stopped ignoring reality you'd see how upside down everything is.
>>34418299Meh
>>34418302So how do you tell a whore from a non-whore? Do you ask or go off vibes?
>>34418293not really, but I often take my phone with me and linger a bit longer than absolutely necessary lol>>34418292yeah, I think it's a symptom of our time of comparing ourselves to the perfectly curated lives we observe from a distance and feeling behind and thus in a constant state of stress to try and catch up, which only ends up making us miserable and burned outI feel like humans were much saner before we had the option to know what the most accomplished humans all over the globe are doing at every moment 24/7, it's a curse that made us forget how to just be because we were holding up just fine when our biggest competitor was betty and john from two streets down that maybe had a nice house but everyone still remembers that one time john got a little too drunk at the christmas parade
>>34418299I wouldn’t say yellow fever. I mean, if I visited Asian countries I’d try to bang some of the chicks there, but it’s the same for any country I visit . and no I’m not a passport bro.
>>34418299No, im not attracted to asian women at all
>>34418298I think it’s about managing the disappointment, even reframing (positive gaslighting) them into emergent joys. The insights were helpful inasmuch as I’ve learned to live with the fact that you’ll always be a part of me, the good and bad. Truthfully, I just accepted that I want to be close, can’t, and moved on from there
>pair bonding isn't real bro there's no reason why you remember your first
>>34418316I remember my first because she had huge tits and wanted it raw but I was high and couldn’t get it up and started crying
>>34418315sounds sane and healthy, on that note, I'm going to make some oats and eggs now
>>34418316I remember my first because I was on my period and it still bugs me that I don't know if it bled when the hymen broke.
>>34418291>last oneBecause she got the butterflies with me, the sparks, right timing, similar bonds, chemistry, compatible personalities, great sex.It’s not that I believe im special. It’s that I believe I had all the right qualities at the right time. Maybe someone she slept with was better than me. But maybe when she met him she didn’t want to date because of just escaping an abusive ex. That other guy was great at sex but he was too boring during downtime. Etc etc. that’s how it works for most people who end up together despite sleeping around a lotI don’t think I had the biggest dick she’s had, or even the best sex. But it’s the most “right qualities” at the “right time”.
I want her to run her hands along my shoulders
>>34418299I dont, I prefer women of my own race and nationality, but some asians are cute. I despise thai women though, and passport bros who fish for them too
>>34418324Nta, but I get what you mean, but it's still a sad mindset that men are forced to accept in 2026 because females are sluts.
Randomly started crying again today, feels like I'm really too broken inside for love
>>34418316I mean I wouldn't forget it was only 14 years ago but #3 and #18 were the most impactful. #6 left a dent but nothing I couldn't buff out. #1 could be dead rn for all I know/care.
>>34418328The only “type” of person I’m really scared of is a Promiscuous woman who is pushy for an open relationship after only implying monogamy. Why promiscuity here? Well, I’ve never seen a low experience women want to open their relationship unless they had EXTREME FOMO about not having a slutty past, and usually FOMO women just break up
>>34418334If male man the fuck up you pussy
>>34418339 zsq
>>34418340Huh
What makes a voice boner inducing?
>>34418339Look man I really need some hjelp
>>34418334Just gotta push through, man. I can't see her for a few weeks so I've just gotta have faith things will work out one way or another when I get back.
>>34418344Usually asmr stuff
SteveWillDoIt said nigga again in his video. Is he breaking down the n word barrier for white people to be allowed to say it? Now we just need Eminem to say it.
>>34418345What are you even crying over
I really think that you guys put too much thought into this whore thing. Here’s a scenario, men. You meet a woman, she is >10/10, just your type >Decent career, decent or better finances >similar wants and needs for her future and life >have fun together >enjoy each others company >can be yourself with her >balanced household duties BUTShe slept with a handful of guys before she met you. What’s your move?
>>34418299No. Asians look like overgrown infants to me. They're perfectly fine as people but I'm not attracted to them.
>>34418325I want her to come up from behind me and hug me while I'm workingNot in a jumpscare way but maybe I'll see her walking from the corner of my eye then I'll focus on work while we're both smiling and then she gets close enough to hug me eventually
>>34418351If she whored around she's not my type. Quit baiting no more (you)s
>>34418351Bro she was sucking her boss off at work. That's a trashy whore no matter what else she has going for her.
>>34418355Why is she not your type? Let’s get to the root of the issue. It’s not like whoredom reflects in one’s personality or life stability. It’s just a number. No different to the amount of cheeseburgers you’ve eaten in the past year.
>>34418358I'm pissin in your coffee nigga and you're gonna drink my shit
>>34418358Phenomenal bait
>>34418351Define handful
>>3441836515-50
>>34418358you're not fooling anyone incel
>>34418367lollmao even
>>34418368I’m the incel for calling out misogyny? Lmao even.You’re not fooling anyone incel.
Bro's trying too hard
>>34418373we can all clock your shoddy attempt to parody what you think the average whore's mindset is
Pooh Shiesty got locked up again...
>>34417847Yespeople are 90% looks
>>34418378thats some satanic shit if I've ever seen it
>>34418378lmao that is the niggliest nigger I have ever seen
>>34418378Why does he look 8
>>34418385thats his maturity level breaking through the skin
I need pussy
>>34418388You're with one every day
>>34418390I need to insert my cock into a vagina
state gender does your room/home make you feel settled or strained?
>>34418392MStrained but that's only because I'm renovating. Once it's done it should be comfy again.
>>34418392FStrained. Most of this furniture isn't mine, most of my stuff is spread between two relative's basements some of which I haven't touched in about 8 years so I don't have any of my own decor. Plus there's the wildcard of the dementia patient who could try and break in to my bedroom with a hammer because she thinks I stole the TV remote again at any time or start a fire and kill me in my sleep. And it's a populated area. I can see into people's windows from every direction I fucking hate it.I was infinitely more at peace in my tent several miles from the nearest road, as long as the weather was good.
>>34418397my condolences, that sounds awful
>>34418397Booooo this character sucks
state gender ask yourself this about the person you're talking to/dating/having a crush on/being in a relationship with/fantasizing about and post your answer >Is this sustainable if repeated, or only tolerable as an exception?
>>34418402I want to fuck you
>>34418407that falls into the only tolerable as an exception category
>>34418398It's not great. I really fucked myself over. >>34418401Who would make up something this stupid. It's far more absurd that this is my real life.
>>34418409Yeah but this is a good exception
>>34418402I don't think I understand the question.What is "this"?
>>34418415thats up for interpretation >>34418413mayhaps
>>34418402It's absolutely not sustainable but it's a warm little light to hold onto as the darkness grows and the water slowly floods the cavern
>>34418418aesthetic
>>34418416>up for interpretationI refuse to interpret in case I get it wrong
>>34418420taking a giant dump rn?
>>34418421that pretty much answers the question since it implies that there's not a big possibility that anything you do is sustainable
I want to kiss her tattoo behind her ear and whisper sweet things to her
>>34418424no, I'm looking for my hair brush, it vanished
>>34418425I'm just autistic. If you don't tell me the rules I'm not playing. Quit playing armchair psychologist, doesn't suit you.
>>34418427Jiggle jiggle
>>34418429it's unanswerable since what "this" is, depends on your personal situation >autisticunreal
>>34418420If I'm staring down the inevitable the least I can do is romanticize it
>>34418435that much is true
>>34418344If it's feminine without any rasp and doesn't sound 'worn down'. Basically don't have that smoker's voice or alcoholic voice as a female, it's not attractive.
>>34418367chances are he is probably married and I wouldn't be the type of girl to entertain that. other than that, guess it is possible
>>34418431>what "this" is, depends on your personal situationKinda sounds like you're just bad at describing things. Like you'd be worse than a kindergartner at the "describe how to make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich to an alien" challenge. You can say "do you think the relationship is sustainable" or whatever it is you mean instead of "this".
>>34418367I think I could only hold on to 3 in one hand what are you on about
>>34418438Still I find it kind of funny how you have no criticisms of my view as opposed to everyone else's even though it's probably the most despondent
>>34418299Uh... Yeah, no
>>34417949M 26More than me (more than 1)
>>34418458what makes you say that? how is it despodent?
>CONSTANTLY hear scripts written by ChatGPT on youtube in videos>No one points it out in the comments and just acts like this is normal.I'm not even against using AI but it is so obvious when people say things in certain ways that they are just reading a generated script, how do more people not notice?
>>34418465everyone notices, nobody feels the need to point it put since it's inconsequential don't watch it if you don't like it
>>34418462Read it again, how is it not
>>34418469>nobody feels the need to point it put since it's inconsequentialIt's not inconsequential, there is a clear loss in quality for the video when every video uses the same AI mannerisms.>don't watch it if you don't like itThat is exactly what I do, but it's not like titles advertise "AI SCRIPT!" in the title.
>>34418465Why would you reward the behavior with engagement by commenting? People who give a shit about that wouldn't leave a comment or watch any more of the video than it takes to tell.
>>34418470valid, but why would I criticize you for feeling that way? my question wasn't primarily meant to be a critique, more an invitation for self reflection
>>34418473People tend to bitch about any other thing that mildly annoys them in youtube comments so that seems like a weird line to draw, but maybe the people who have an ear for this are also less likely to engage with that content when they notice it.
>>34418474I suppose. If it is what it is then there's not much to criticize
>>34418472if the vids still talk on an interesting topic, have accurate information and engage people then thats high enough quality for a youtube video nobody is required to adhere to your personal standards of what's acceptable quality and what isn't, you're the filter, not the creators, they just generate output and there's an audience for every level of quality
>>34418476Yeah I'll bitch about things that mildly annoy me if it isn't clearly engagement bait (which it usually is like pronouncing just one characters name wrong or getting an easily verifiable fact wrong) but I'm not giving free engagement/more money to stuff that bothers me more than mildly.
I accidentally sent a ChatGPT-style prompt to my manager on MS Teams while working from home. I use dark mode and was tired, so for a second I mixed it up with ChatGPT and typed: “write an email saying i won’t be available for the 2pm meeting—make it sound like an urgent personal matter came up.” then I stepped away to grab a drink and came back to the realization of what i’d done...My manager just reacted with a smiley emoji and didn’t say anything. I’m usually known for writing good emails and don’t really rely on ChatGPT much, so now i’m wondering did I just mess up my reputation forever or am i overthinking it?
>>34418477mhm, there's no issue with soothing delusions if thats the only option left, I think it would irk me more if someone tried to convince themselves that an unsustainable situation is fine and destroy themselves in the process
Do you have any crack tattoo?A tattoo that you do on yourself while fucked up?
>>34418482Lmao
Maybe I'm old but I've never seen the appeal of using ChatGPT. I guess if I had a tedious office job that required writing a hundred variations on the same email I would have a use for it.
>>34418482I'd quit that day and never speak to anyone there ever again
Shout-out to the anon who said Apothecary Diaries was worth watching. I'm on episode 5.
>>34418482you should double down and respond with more prompts to turn it into a running gag instead
>>34418487I just dick around with it as a toy give it random shower thoughts and see what it says
>>34418274You can get shot in a gated community, so you might as well move to Compton.
>>34418487I haven't used it much, just to see what all the fuss was about.It kinda feels like asking a second grader to do something for me and having to fix it and sometimes completely redo it when they're done. Useless at best, actively detrimental most of the time.
I never graduated from basic western kid late 90s early 2000s anime into being an actual weeb and I think I'm better off.
>>34418482answer>"write a message to my boss saying i was making a joke and I would never ever use chatGPT to draft work emails, don't make it sound too apologetic or embarrassed, word it in a way that doesn't make me lose my reputation"
You have to give respect to get respect, but first you have to have respect, which is self respect and that's the secret of the whole respect economy.
>>34418497
>>34418316This. Me and my gf are each others first and nothing will come close, her sister was also obsessed with her first despite having plenty of opportunity to upgrade.
>>34418487I use it at least daily, the primary utility of it for me is grunt work such as giving me a shallow rundown of a topic or list of things to look into myself. For example, if I want to map out a plan to learn a skill such as drawing or playing the Piano I can have ChatGPT give me a rundown of the sub-skills in each that I can then look into myself.I also use it to brainstorm ideas such as for cooking within certain parameters or drawing inspiration by having it give me a rundown of the beliefs of various theologians or philosophers. I have also been using it to make searching error codes much quicker in coding as well as making quizzes for various subjects.It is very useful if you know how to utilize it correctly, people who have bad results are giving it bad prompts.
>>34418489Apparently the new season had a big glow up as well. >>34418495There are some gems beyond that range but I can't deny the aesthetic of then is great.What are your favorites?
>>34418482The secret to never making mistakes is that you just play your mistakes off as jokes.
>>34417851 >the trope in fiction where two people fall in love in every lifetime. That and couples growing old together.Like The Beast?They fall in love in every life time, except the last, she give him a chance, but he goes full incell mode>Whahhh she’s trying to provoke me, whaahhhh she only want to hurt my feeling and make fun of me so he livestrem himself getting into her house and try to kill her!
>>34418497Hello Birdman
>>34418497It's a buy-in market, you can't go in broke.
>>34418316my first was far too embarrassing to remember
>>34418299yes but white women are still the best by far
>>34418500Not knocking your think you've got going but when you have a sample size of one you really don't have anything to compare it to, of course nothing comes close and you won't forget your first it's the only one you have
>>34418522>thinkThing
>Exciting news! For the next six weeks, you’ll be more intellectually creative with goals related to writing, publishing, exploring new ideas and travelling. Put your energy into expanding your mind and look for experiences that will open up new dimensions of reality.Wow literally me
>>34418503>What are your favorites?I just watched the basic bitch ones like DBZ, pokemon, and digimon. I guess there were others as well but their names escape me. There was the one with a beetle robot, one with a little caveman boy, and one with space pilots who all wore bird masks.
>>34418535I recommend giving Demon Slayer a try then, the anime is executed extremely well.I had a negative impression before giving it a try myself due to it's popularity and put it off for years but it is very good, probably a top 2 Anime for me depending on how it will end.
>>34417851>where two people fall in love in every lifetime.I hope reincarnation is true, along with this, but I am probably not one of those people
Anons I'm running out of Youtube sloppa to act as white noise for my brain, any recommendations? What are (you) into recently?
>>34418552Rawdogging life w/o background noise
I think my bf is lying to me about never having watched or read Hunter x Hunter. I don't care if he has and just wants to rewatch it with me but I just can't take the deceit. He used to be a big anime fan and has over 30 anime blurays and had over 100 manga before he got rid of them to seem less nerdy. I've watched over 90 hours of anime myself according to my mal profile. I've seen Bleach, one piece, Naruto, Inuyasha, etc. so him not seeing hxh just feels unbelievable. Should I threaten to break up if he doesn't admit it?
>>34418558That's a weird thing to lie about but it's probably fine. Maybe he's just embarrassed or something.
>>34418559I was actually very upset with him because he burned all his manga without asking if I wanted any of it first or selling it. He told me he wanted to reinvent himself but I just don't get that mindset and him rejecting it makes me feel like he has less respect for me for still being an unapologetic anime fan. He has a playful impish personality so I don't get why he's so autistic about this
>>34418299>taking the time to meticulously apace them out for a photo>the wrappers all have clean tearsThis is so performative that it hurts. My bf and I typically go through fewer condoms, but we shred and toss those fuckers like confetti trying to get the next one on him asap.
>>34418565How long have you been together?
>>34418567Around a year.
>>34418568Oh, it's you again. Did you give your first bf flowers?
>Movie theatre are now showing movies with optional screening at 1.5X speedAre we cooked as a society? Are pur brain dopamine fried by our phones?
>>34418558>my mal profile
>>34418572I'm grammatically correct. The site is called my anime list, not anime list.
>>34418570I wasn't that romantic in highschool, no.>>34418571Is that real? What sort of theater would do that shit?
>>34418574>my anime listExactly, you're a pleb just for using it
>>34418576Your very first bf. The man who took your virginity. Did you bring flowers to his grave?
>>34418558I have also seen those and have avoided HxH specifically because I don't want to get blueballs when I reach the end of the adapted arcs.
>>34418582That is the dumbest reason I have ever heard for not watching an anime. Most series aren't even finished when they get adapted especially these days.
>>34418579Don't you get tired of being laughed out of the thread for being a gross pedophile every time you do this?
>>34418584That's why he does it. Don't feed the trolls.
>>34418584What are you talking about?
>>34418583>That is the dumbest reason I have ever heard for not watching an anime.I think it is pretty rational, I want a conclusion and I don't like reading manga to be honest. >Most series aren't even finished when they get adapted especially these days.I don't mind waiting for a new season but for HxH or others like No Game No Life it isn't a matter of waiting for a continuation but a gamble on if there will be one at all. If there was a set "We will continue the adaption" then I would watch it.
>>34418576Some theatre in Canada. I wanted to go watch Peak Everything with english subtitles. And they only offer it at 1.5x speed. How am i supposed to read?
>>34418465a video being scripted by ai is one of the biggest turn offs in watching a video
>>34418590That's crazy. Is it a big theater chain or what?
>>34418589There is still a lot of meat and potatoes to enjoy even if you don't get dessert. There is enough development to make it one of the most emotionally fulfilling animes I have ever watched. The authors only mistake was building up something that I can tell he is afraid he can't deliver on. The dark continent is everything and nothing at this point. He is delaying exploring that place by giving 99 princes their own internal dialogues. Even considering that the world is incredible and worth exploring. And the anime is much different than the manga. Just the music direction alone is incredible
>>34418571Just wait until they release super cuts tickets with tik tok edits
You will never be a moid, foid.
>>34418601With the annoying laugh tracks and they africans sound bite and slow motion everytime someone say something funny.
>>34418602I'm fine with being me. Dicks are cool, but I'd never want one myself.
>>34418590Unless you link to an actual showing I assume you're lying.
>>34417846Ackshually I did go sleep and have had a productive morning(Also I saw milf at job centre this morning, she remembered me from a year ago :3 she dyed her hair, desu I preferred the blonde but she still hot)
>>34418597No, I almost only go to small Theatres. Mostly to watch local films with the directors in the spot or international films with subtiles. The movie came out a few months ago originally, so I could probably rent it on my campus.
>>34418608No self respecting indie theater would play stuff at 1.5x speed.
>>34418571>optional screening at 1.5X speedWill it be split screen with Family Guy Funny Moments>>34418558>used to be a big anime fan and has over 30 anime blurays and had over 100 manga before he got rid of themJust because he's a weeb doesn't mean he's seen everything mainstream lol. I've never seen HxH either>>34418552>>34418552>any recommendations?Touch grass>What are (you) into recently?https://youtu.be/0alzveKoS2I?si=8VRPFlKLgjYZE3ZU
>>34418487People who unironically use AI tools on a regular basis are braineead
>>34418605>Show me the cinema that’s in your neighborhoodNice try!>>34418610I’ve seen movies with the credit only available if you scanned the QR code.
>>34418608That must be why. It's a niche thing they're maybe trying to find an audience for. Hopefully nobody would ever want a butchered experience like that.
>>34418613>braineeadShit I played myself lol, gg>>34418614>credit only available if you scanned the QR codeWhat the fuck lmaoThank god this brainrot seemingly hasn't reached Yurop yetIt annoys me when people are in such a hurry to leave the cinema as soon as the credits roll. What are you in such a hurry for? People are too impatient these days
>>34418487It's a really sad state that young adults are using it for things they don't realistically need to, to the point that it's at their detriment. Every single college professor I've talked closely with has said that the college students they've taught over the past few years have been the absolutely dumbest people they've ever worked with, and they almost universally cheat on everything they can using AI. And this isn't just two year tards, these are students who want to get into nursing or engineering and shit like that. It's truly embarrassing.
>>34418617>What are you in such a hurry for? Beating the foot traffic out, getting to the bathroom before there's a line so long you'll piss yourself before making it to a toilet, beating the car traffic out of the theater, getting out of the staff's hair so they can quickly clean the theater and prep it for the next movie, etc.
>>34418590Also my cynical theory is that they're marketing this as some futurist cinema experience thing but are just trying to squeeze in more screenings/cut employee hours. Though I can't imagine they're selling a lot of tickets so it's ultimately bizarre
>>34418614>Nice try!Here's my local indie cinema, I'm not worried about anyone tracking me down.https://www.hollywoodavondale.nz/
>>34417821Ex-coworker boss (my crush) asked when I'm avail for dinner with another female coworker.Should I go and agree to this. Am I fully friendzoned. We've made out before once at a party she invited me to and we hung out solo before for some icecreams.I ended up responding a day I was available (just texted "how's Tuesday?") and it's been over 24 hours and she still hasn't responded.Last time she texted me then I replied she didn't didn't reply for 3 days.What's going on ? She usually replies relatively quickly but lately a few hours, now it's going days. Even though shes the one who initiates. Is she playing games and trying to get me to double text?I know for sure she's on her phone a lot too like all girls lol
>>34418623She changed her mind and found a new guy, not being harsh it's just the truth. Women are turned off by underlings, you also missed the window to ask her out
>>34418620Movies should have intervals desu, if I really need to go during the film I'll just pop out during an inconsequential scene and catch up the 2mins I missed on a pirate site. I can understand people with young kids but a lot of people are just selfish desu. The cinema should really apportion enough time for cleaning between screenings (I say this as an ex cleaner), the customer has paid to see the whole film including the credits. Anyway I'm a grumpy old man lol but going to the cinema should be a relaxing and indulgent experience of a film, not a rush-job to sell as many tickets as possible
>>34418625No that's fair enough but still weird to initiate then not reply for ages.Is she trying to attention farm me?
>>34418617>Hasn’t reached Reaxhed YuropIt was a major French fil with Laura Seydoux as the main character.
Is it a myth that only Chad has one night stands?
State gender.Which is worse, a Disney adult or a Marvel adult?
>>34418633FMarvel is onions
>>34418633Marvel belongs to Dinsey so it’s now the same thing.
>>34418633F. Everyone who makes their entire personality about a brand or fandom is equally annoying. I'll pick whichever one is less likely to be morbidly obese/misogynistic.
>>34418633Also Disney Killed the French Canadian Simpson dub so I will never forgive them!This is worst than Mr Burn voice actor going to jail for touching kids!
>>34418638They are very similar to Religious Zeilot who argue all the time about interpretations of the bible. Euh Hulk is stronger than StrongLeggingsMan euhneuuno this is not cannon because according to cmic book written by Bigmoney corporation I should blabal
>>34418630Not likely. You can try asking for a real date but it better be very impressive. She will probably still say no, she gave you many chances to jump before but you didn't
Why are the employees of men underwear’s store always women? How the fuck are they going to tell me what should be confortable for my balls?
>>34418633Modern comic book movies suck but I like some superheroes. My favorite is Superman because he's constantly lying to women and wasting their time.
>>34418647They're living the dream.
>>34418633MI think Marvel adults tend to have this kind of obvious behavioural autism whereas Disney adults tend to be more neurotic and craySo it's apples and oranges. Do you want autism partner or mood disorder partner
>>34418644Yeah you're right. She used to always ask where I was working so she could visit me but now she doesn't really do that anymore
>>34418249He looks much more brutal than in the photos.
Why do women online seem to despise men who watch porn?
Women, how would you feel about a men with spinnin piercings on his dick?
>>34418633Those are the same thing, innit?
>>34418647They're experts. They have touched a lot more balls than you (presumably) have.
>>34418654It means you can't spot female pleasure, you are okay with women being exploited so you can goon, you would likely keep jerking off to other women during a relationship, you want freaky shit, have bad understanding of consent.. and probably more reasons
>>34418655Idk what that means.
GenderDo you use Kiwifarms
>>34417821>match with a girl>she's originally from my city, but lives in a different city>wants me to come to her city for a first date>it's like 3 hours by train>no guarantee of anythingI'd rather wait when she drops by my city. I mean, normally I match and date women from my city, and I feel she's being unreasonable
>>34418664Do the same women completely abstain from porn?
>>34418669Mostly yes, and the ones that don't are those evil nose ring women you hate so much
>>34418671Never mentioned hate or nose rings.
>>34418666MNo but I wouldn't be surprised if I was a lolcow on there
>>344186683 hours by train is crazy ngl. I was dating a girl who was about an hour away by train and even that was a hassle even though she was a baddie and let me stay over. Unless she's the love of your life it doesn't sound worth it for a first date
I'm having cheerios without milk and coffee for breakfast
>>34418654I don't hate men who watch porn. I hate men who watch porn to the detriment of their mental health and interpersonal relationships.
>>34418612>Touch grassAbsolute scam, I have to do it every day and it has only inconvenienced my life.
>>34418675If she guaranteed sex and a place to stay, I'd go for it. But otherwise, I'd rather wait until she drops by. I'm not desperate
>>34418677Im glad I never watched porn, I'm sure it's the reason why so many people are into cuckoldry these days
>>34418676I'm making nutella pancakes :3 I used expired milk for the batter
>>34418680I mean, I read a ton of porn, so I don't think it's all bad. I just don't assume life is like porn.
Women,Has this ever been you?
>>34418681isn't that dangerous? D:
>>34418683What is "this"?
>>34418685Look at the pic
I only slept 5 hours and I feel fine
>>34418686I've never looked at a random naked bald man with glasses like that or thought that about him, no.
>>34418688Want to change that?
>>34418676At least you can have breakfast this morning. Damn bloodwork.
>>34418689No thanks. I've seen enough naked old bald men in a professional setting to know I don't want any of that.
>>34418692Good choice, I was catfishing you as I am not naked nor bald.
>>34418687I slept 14 hours. Just woke up earlier. I feel down as always.
>>34418684I already have diarrhea -.-update: the pancakes were amazing with nutellamy first time trying them with nutella :DDD
>>34418708Nta make sure to add bananas next time.
>>34418688Ok
>>34418666FNo, because I'm a weeb and not a self-hating one.
>>34418711A weeb? More like a dweeb.
>>34418683No, I'm not Alice and I know fat neckbeards don't settle for less
You guys made me look up what "kiwi farms" is supposed to mean and now I'm sad. Sounds a lot like the reputation 4chan used to have back in the day and would attract the same kind of edgy people that 4chan attracted.
I hate old people. I hate young people just as much. I hate people my age as well. I hate people.
>>34418706I wish I was you
Is this a safe space for MMIWG2SLGBTQIA+ folks?
>>34418721It's a safe space for whiny men who want to blame women for all of their problems.
I think I had a nightmare that I woke up and wasn’t sleeping
>>34418687Same lol (and 3hrs night before) https://youtu.be/f5N2p-nMUZQ?si=f7b9PFRovQy7HVgpTry sleep more tomoz though
>>34418721Sorry, no Canadians.
Men, why do you love it when she plays hard to get?
>>34418739I dont I hate itmost men doonly true chads like that sort of thing, because theyre used to get any girl they want easily.
>>34418739I don't want her to "play" hard to get, I want her to be hard to get.
State genderShould autism be cured?
>>34418739I've only ever seen chads enjoy that, never regular men
>>34418747Mnoautists are more tolerable than a lot of neurotypical folks
>>34418723How could it be when women sometimes post here?
>>34418750Because the women will always get shouted down by the whiny men.
I went over the problems in my life and I found that women and one state in the middle east are the source for all of them
>>34418752The sad thing is that there's a chance you're not trolling and are actually serious.
>>34418739I don't lol, desu if she's not showing obvious interest in me I don't even bother
>>34418739It feels more significant if you have to work for it rather than if it's handed to you with no effort? I don't know, nobody has ever *played* hard to get with me.
I went over the problems in my life and I found that the fact that I was born is the source for all of them.
I dont trust girls who text slowlywhy are they so slow? women text 500 guys a day, they become skilled at itso why are some of htem insanely slow with typing? I know theyre typing because it says it above the chat and when i send a text they instantly read it
GenderHow do I start a conversation with a female classmate?
Came to say I got everything I wanted
>>34418767Have fun only talking to the girl who's talking to 499 other guys too, I guess.
>>34418768"Hello"But you can probably ask her for notes or help with understanding something
>>34418739I don't think men like it when women do that. They just like the woman and are determined to try to get her.
No woman plays "hard to get". It's just a delusional cope fantasy thought up by guys who can't handle rejection. "S-She must secretly like me, yeah!"
>>34418775they do all the fucking time lol, get a grip
>>34418776Movies aren't real life idiot.
>>34418744>>34418765So you’re just pushing for it even when she legitimately doesn’t want to be got?
>>34418775FI have never played hard to get. In fact I found when I started being easy to get, the men lost interest
>>34418782>So you’re just pushing for it even when she legitimately doesn’t want to be got?I did, once, because I had really strong feelings for her and had trouble letting go. Not my finest moment. I don't intend to repeat that mistake.
>>34418739Earlier this week there was a thread about a gf who had happened to make the first move and predictably the moid council labelled her as easy, whore, future cheater who will throw herself at other men the same way. The same way men will beg for sex on the first date and then dump her for being a slut if she agrees. "Hard to get" sounds bad because it necessitates effort and patience which men hate, but they won't respect you if you listen to what they say they want.Men only hate that you call things by their real names. Like that study where men said they would never rape, but 30+% readily admitted they would "force a woman to have sex" as long as the researches didn't use the word rape.
>>34418785Whatd you do?
>>34418786That sucks
The year is 2197 and a new film romance film titled “Nine eleven” has been released. Still think “Titanic” is respectful?
>>34418794shouldve been a comedy
>>34418769All I wanted was you
>>34418794>Comparing a ship crashing into an iceberg to a terrorist attackThese are not the same thing anon.
>>34418794Nature holds no malice, no ill will. It is indifferent to our lives or deaths. Terrorism on the other hand is an active desire to cause harm and fear. It's not the same.
>>34418797they areicebergs and terrorists arent all that different
>>34418789After she clearly rejected me? Sent a bunch of random drunk texts gushing about how wonderful I thought she was. Until she texted me back saying this is getting seriously uncomfortable and telling me never to contact her again not respond to that text.
All I am hearing is your lack of empathy.
>>34418794Didn't they already make a film about that?
>>34418800Yowch yep you deserved that
>>34418794Just make a romance movie set on the MS Estonia.
>>34418805Yeah.You know that feeling of chill dread when you suddenly realise you've fucked up badly? Like somebody dumped a tub of ice water over you. That's what that was for me.
>>34418808Why didn’t you listen after she rejected you?
>>34418814Like I said, I had trouble letting go. I guess I thought I could try to win her over or something.
>>34418815I’m genuinely curious, was she trying to let you off easy or something? I want to know if it’s my language that doesn’t get through to people or something else
>>34418794I mean... yeah? Why not? Romantic tragedies have existed for thousands of years.>>34418768Please stop approaching us with ulterior motives. Just use apps.>>34418747FNo. Theres nothing to cure. Neurodivergency is simply an evolutionary adaptation affording those of whom possess it a different skillset. The problem lies in the rigid societal structures weve built that do not accommodate neurodivergent people. Its well studied.>>34418655Woah cool pp piercings. I got a clitoral hood piercing and its sick af. >>34418632Yeah, desu.I think the label is quite arbitrary, but those I consider chads are not the traditional frat bros, they usually flunk out of business school (lol) and end up working in car sales or some bullshit. Maybe they get some but its all from the wrong women anyhow so who cares. Real chads are the dudes with normal upbringings that did well in school and have built nice careers and families. They self-actualize - something most are incapable of. The instability of sexual promiscuity does not lend to this sort of life image well.
Moids How autistic are you?
>>34418799I can read all the sarcasm from your foid hands
>>34418821I don’t think I am but others might say differently
>>34418821I wrote a diary in secret code when I was a teen
>>34418823you're a moid?
I think all I can do for now. Is , keep trying , and I don’t want to think about all my missed opportunities anymore and all my mistakes I want to forgive myself and forgive others
>>34418819>Please stop approaching us with ulterior motives. Just use apps.What if I just want to get to know you and don't care if we end up as just friends?Are you supposed to never ever ever show any kind of interest in a girl you think is pretty irl?
>>34418823If ur a moid then who tf was that woman u were posting last night?? Creep.
>>34418828I realized after I replied
>>34418821I am not a diagnosed tist but I am bad at social stuff but I also don't care much for it either.
>>34418827Well then you really wouldnt have ulterior motives.
What’s your chud meal today? DO NOT REPLY IF YOU ATE GOOD FOOD. only struggle meals. I’m eating an unripe fruit and it’s horrible
>>34418817>was she trying to let you off easy or something?She tried to politely make it clear that she wasn't interested. And it's not like I didn't get it at the time. The rest was just me being an idiot thinking I could somehow change her mind with persistence. It took her telling me off in less than polite terms for me to accept reality.
>>34418829happens to the best of us>>34418832>I’m eating an unripe fruit and it’s horriblewhich fruit? and why are you eating it unripe?? got a little hungry?
>>34418821Not at all, but I do share a lot of the same hobbies and interests with autists.
>>34418831I don't think I have an ulterior motive by just wanting to get someone to know. If she likes me or not later isn't actually the goal. I just want to see what happens.
>>34418821Possibly slightly autistic. I don't know how to quantify it. It's apparently a very wide spectrum.
>>34418639>This is worst than Mr Burn voice actor going to jail for touching kids!Not the actual inspiration for Mr Burns probably doing the eating of children?
/atoga/, are we shipping Woah Vicky and Clavicular? They seem so in love.
WomenWhat kind of setting would you actually want to meet a potential bf in?
Moids, I have to wake up. Why have you done this to me? Why can't I leave and go live in my dream?
>>34418843I watched the first stream and Clav seemed so annoyed by her.>>34418846What is your dream and why is it men's fault?
>>34418843I love Vicky I’m glad she found someone
>>34418843Sure, why not. Where do Baby Gronk and the Rizzler come into the equation
>>34418832My egg sausage croissant was burnt and messy af with a tiny little jimmy dean sausage and a nasty scrambled egg. Worst part is that it was ten bucks.>>34418843Yall forsaken my family. The flesh yearns. The flesh. Uhlemon piece..I love her so much.
>>34418845Online
>>34418845Shared hobby or through friends
>>34418851Don't you have a kid
>>34418847My dream is not here doing this life. It's always men's fault.
>>34418846You see, when a man and a woman love each other very much...
>>34418850Her twitter lives rent free in my mind. Right next to marauder ant busses that carry the smaller marauder ants.
>>34418717Dang I think I do too. Fuck..
>>34418854It's men's fault as much as it is womens' fault. Your mom gave birth to you and you can always end it if you want.
>>34418856My dad didn't love my mom. They just had sex and then he turned into a monster.
>>34418862>They just had sex and then he turned into a monster.Women tend to have that effect on men.
>>34418834Men are so scary
Is it weird to ask mum and dad for sex tips?
>>34418857I’m not joking when I say she is a true philosopher and poet.
>>34418864I'm sorry to have given you that impression.
>>34418845A hobby-centric social event, a small get together with close friends and their immediate friend group.
>>34418862I'm sorry to hear that.
Is it weird that I have mommy issues as a woman rather than daddy issues? My father was great to be honest.>>34418865What is wrong with you?
>>34418868If it makes you feel better it’s not just you
>>34418853nta but people with kids can still answer hypothetical questions
>>34418873World might be a better place if it was just me. But anyway, I'd like to think that whole thing taught me a lesson.
Do men get the ick too?
>>34418864Or maybe you are wimpy?>>34417838
>>34418880I have definitely offput men before. Like tons of times.
>>344188800/10 bait
>>34418821I got a score of 172 on an autism test thing
>>34418880Clearly
>>34418887out of 100?
>>34418880yes, blondes give me the ick
>>34418889I think the maximum score was 240
>>34418865i see, another master baiter! what a wonderful competitor!
>>34418890Why
>>34418751Aren't you working together?
>>34418880no. when men do it, it's called being an incel who hates women yet whines about being single
>>34418893because my ex was blonde and she was crazy, also had a friend in middleschool that was blonde and she was also crazy, never cared for blonde before I met them btw, I don't get what's so great about them
>>34418895How did the boys grow old but the girls stayed the same?
>>34418897ntaMaybe men shouldn't virtue signal about how they have no standards when they clearly do have standards then.
>>34418904bingo.
>>34418904>having no standards>virtueWhat? nta
You think you’ll ever kiss anyone ever again?
>>34418911Maybe female friends on the cheek
>>34418901Men care less about preserving their beauty
Manifesting a bbc and a white boyfriend in a cute pink chastity cage for femanon
>>34418915Please don’t
>>34418914Noone can preserve their beauty that well.
>>34418843>atoga/, are we shipping Brett Cooper and Clavicular? They seem so in love.Ftfy
>>34418915*british news crew barges into the room*HAHA, LOOK AT THIS FUCKING POOFTER
>>34418917Why?
>>34418914Have you seen the 35+ couples? The guy often looks better and the foid looks like his haggard mother lol
>>34418821M, I scored like 40 on that AQ test, I'm lowkey autistic afThe therapist and psychiatrist I saw though said I seem "too normal" to be autistic>>34418832Not much in the fridge and been busy so I had a couple of carrots, packet of crisps, chunk of cheese, small pot of chocolate mousse and a leftover cookie (there are nuggets and chips in freezer but I cba)RIP, hopefully the fruit has some nutritional value at least>>34418843>Woah VickyIs this Vicky the Viking after a glow up>>34418880Not the ick per se, just turned off sometimes. For example I went out with a hot girl who was rude to the service staff and just generally unpleasant, so I lost interest desu >>34418911Probably not desu, I keep to myself. Unless I go partying again with the huzz
I think clavicular is a repper.
>>34418880unnatural dyed hair is a big ick
>>34418927He's femanon's next conquest
>>34418299I have hapa nieces and nephews. They're really cute, but my brother has an abusive wifeI'm still attracted to Asians (basically attracted to any race of women though) but idk if I want half-Asian kids too
>>34418299I did until I dated a second gen SEA girl. I do still think all Asian women are attractive but don't really fetishize them anymore.This isn't to say that I find any other races unattractive, also. I do especially like white, black and red women.
>>34418915why are you like this?
>>34418927Quite possible. I still haven't heard his voice but he looks fruity as hell in all the pics I see posted of him here and elsewhere on this site.
>>34418821Too autistic and overthinking to get a gf but not autistic enough that when two of my friends talk about introducing themselves to someone new at church but are scared I'll just run over and do it then invite said person over to the group. I'm like an extroverted autist or something.>>34418843lil bro will be dead from a drug OD within 2 years and they'll forever call him the inferior Zyzz.>>34418880yes
>>34418299M, noOfc a lot of Asian girls are attractive but I don't have a thing for them specificallyMore often when I'm out I see very attractive white and black girls
>>34418935If you have kids, don't let them have unsupervised internet access.
If I wear headphones playing sounds of women moaning, will I have sex dreams?
Accidentally seduced the altar boy at my mothers church lol
>>34418947"""accidentally"""
Ayo, respect to Unc
Do not touch me.
>>34418949I didn do nuttin. Im just tall, hot and goth.
>>34418954>tall, hot and gothAltar boy finna be on his knees praying for salvation>>34418951Cheers g>>34418953I wasn't planning to>>34418946You might or you might have pagan nightmares of the seventh circle
>>34418954"Goth" kek sure
>>34418299My friends think I do because I go out with a lot of Asian girls and I was head over heels for an Asian chick most recently, but I don't think so. My porn habits would say otherwise though.
I have am attracted to celts not goths
>>34418962pastel goth, maybe. im moreso this vibe but havn't bleached my hair in a fee years
>>34418552https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AA_QD8rzH20
Women, do you agree?
>>34418975NAG but I would do a sex scene with her
Femanons... Hasan Piker, Clavicular, or Zyzz?
been a while since i was back here but question for guysif youd been with a girl for a while and and your relationship had sort of stabilized would you think of her differently ah- god im terrible at being vague here. my fiance has floated the idea of some faintly degrading sex acts recently. i think this is hot. however i have not indulged him since i worry it would change the dynamic of our relationship outside the bedroom. does your sex life have a significant effect on how you think of your partner as a person? would you continue to allow your partner to kind of dominate you in daily life and look at her with great respect after shed let you piss in her mouth?
>>34418979I don't know I've never had a gf
>>34418978your dad
>>34418978Can you just shoot me instead? I don't even know who the third guy is, but considering the first two I already know I don't like him.
>>34418979Not a sexhaver but no, sex life and kinks are a separate thing from day to day life lol, I wouldn't think different of someone>dominate you in daily life and look at her with great respect after shed let you piss in her mouthThis is kinda hot desu
>>34418979wow, i selected this pic pretty randomly but massive missed opportunity to use a sniper image
>>34418978Caligula
>>34418971Now I'm wondering what a young people's subculture named after celts would look like.
>>34418979Wait, so you're dominant outside the bedroom?
>>34418984Nta but it's an insult to Zyzz to put him in the same sentence as Hasan Piker and Clavicular lolRIP a legend
>>34418979>does your sex life have a significant effect on how you think of your partner as a person?It shouldn't. But it does affect relationships for many people. It's important to set boundaries and expectations around roleplaying in bed, and use your best judgement to decide if you think it's worth debasing yourself, even in an apparently safe setting.
>>34418946I have had close to but not entirely 0 success rate with this. Bit I rarely remember my dreams anyway.It does give me boners though.
>>34418987Wasn't he gay? Or was that Nero?>>34418984>sex with Tall, dominant, and handsome menWoe is femanon!
>>34418975Yea
>>34418995First gay marriage was Nero and Pythagoras
I have an acupuncture appointment will it be worth it to go or should I cancel?
>>34418995>Sex with a tankie animal abuser or a retarded drug addict, or some third guy who's similar to the first twoNo, fuck off with gaslighting me on what men I want to fuck.
>>34418991Forever mirin
>>34418990Yes.
>>34418999>animal abuserQRD?
>>34418978hasan, hes the only one who i find physically attractive.
>>34419003Interesting. Yeah, that'd probably make me see you as slightly less Domme, unfortunately.
>>34418975Not 100%, but many of them are.It breaks down into whether it was necessary to invoke feelings in the audience, not just be part of the plot, since the plot can be served as well by sex being implied off-screen. But that feeling can be mindless "neuron activated because boobs", or other more interesting things.However the groups of people who say this are:>sexually repressed/ashamed and are made uncomfortable by sex because they are mentally still sitting on the couch with their parents>people who don't like the mindless titillation aspects (which is most nudity in movies if we're being honest)>people who find it exploitative of women (I don't think this is as big an issue as some make it out to be but there are definitely instances of women doing nude stuff when they didn't really want to and stopping when they had more control over their career)I tend to believe most people who are actively complaining are in groups 1 or 3, but I have no idea how big either group is.
>>34419005Hasan forces his dog to sit in a corner for his long ass streams and shocks her with a shock collar if she even so much as gets up to stretch.
>>34419005He put a shock collar on his dog to make it be quiet during his streams, and then he put the dog down after the controversy about it
>>34419007What don't you like about the other two?
>>34419002We're all gonna make it, brah>>34418998Yes it's worth going, but if you have any questions or concerns don't be afraid to ask in advance >>34418999>who's similar to the first twoDon't do Zyzz dirty like this
>>34418998Ew no
We lost. They won. We will all die. They will feast on our charred corpses.
Hit the road, Jack.
ewf
Is it over for me, specifically?
>>34419013>Don't do Zyzz dirty like thisI've never heard of this guy before, but if poor Zyzz is actually a good guy, then it's unfortunate he's been lumped in with the likes of Hasan and Clav.
>>34418975Yes because I don't recall seeing a sex scene that managed to set the scene or move the plot forward. I don't want anything shown that doesn't matter. Action and jokes are equally unnecessary.
>>34419021He's dead
>>34419021He died a bitch
>>34419022>ActionLike complaining about sex scenes in pornos
>>34419022I don't think film is the right medium for you.
>>34418979moid hands
GenderDo you feel like you're progressing in some way or another?
>>34419031Progressing towards death
>>34419022>action doesn't move the plot forward
>>34419031M no
>>34418954succubus!!!
>>34419031I'm becoming gayer with age
>>34419031FTo quote Sum 41, my mother should've had an abortion.
>>34419021I mean I'm not an expert on any of them lol but Zyzz seemed like an overall good hearted dude. He was just a skinny WoW playing nerd who decided to fitnessmaxx and tried to inspire other people to improoov their lives and get out of their comfort zone via discipline and hard work. Coining terms like "we're all gonna make it brah". However as part of bodybuilding he took steroids and has a family history of heart conditions so died young sadly. The other two on the other hand seem like complete tools from everything I've heard, and the dog abuse thing with Hasan is just messed up
>>34418954hairy virgin moid fingers typed these posts
>>34419016Archons?
Holy shit I’m so sick of being scared all the time!
foids, I just stepped out of the shower and I have fresh sheets on my bed ;)
>>34419043Take your abilify and lithium
>>34419031Regressing, more like.
>>34419008Im v sub in bed.. that's why im so dominant in life. I have had this discussion several times on here and feel it is often a common attribute that correlates with positions of power in work. Buy I am a mega switch.. i keep a riding crop on my night stand
>>34419028Why come? Most media being made for absolute pea brains for financial reasons doesn't mean there's anything wrong with any specific medium. Would you suggest I stop reading literature if I hated booktok erotica and YA fiction?>>34419033You'd only say this if you considered Batman getting slightly closer to punching Superman a compelling narrative.
>>34419048>Im v sub in bed.. that's why im so dominant in lifeweirdMy foid friend is a dom and wants to be a dom in all aspects of life. But she also fried her brain with bdsm porn starting from a young age.
>>34419049I'm not any of those previous anons. I'm just curious what your favorite movies are.
>>34419043""I learned that courage was not the absence of fear, but the triumph over it. The brave man is not he who does not feel afraid, but he who conquers that fear." -- Nelson Mandela"Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear—not absence of fear." -- Mark Twain
>>34419046What do those do
I'm reallY hungry but getting dressed is so hard
>>34419022Does a beheading scene need to be shown, or can the camera cut away at the moment the blade is swung?Does a sex scene need to be shown, or can the camera cut away at the moment they begin to undress or simply cutback to them getting dressed the morning after?
>>34419052I am so brave
>>34419053Nta but the first is an antipsychotic and the second is a mood stabiliser lolBro is calling you bipolar basically
>>34419053Antipsychotic drugs to fix your schizophrenia
>>34419059What do they do if I don’t have schizophrenia
>>34419022>no sexo>no action>no jokesYou must like boring movies ngl
>>34419060is your name gwen?
>>34419060Gaben
>>34419064No it was a Halloween party and I was Gwen Stefani
>>34419063Nta sometimes. I skip that nudes scenes if it doesn't add anything of value to the movie or show.
>>34419066The guy next to me was 5th element guy
>>34419067How do you skip them? Close your eyes or do you leave the cinema?
>>34419060Is the middle guy your brother? You have similar noses.
>>34419067What if the nude scenes are the value of the movie/show>>34419068What a movie
>>34419070I don't go to the cinema, I dont watch recently made movies or haven't. I rewatch shows and movies and the parts that have nudity and or I just forward it a little
>>34419068and the other girl was enya?
>>34419072Nope, just friends. Girl on the right died by a drunk driver when I was pregnant with my first child.
I need someone who is the same type of weird as me
>>34419075She taught kids in Japan English during the summers. She was wearing a kimono
>>34419077How do I unsubscribe from your blog?
>>34419081:*****
Fuck off tranny.
Why can’t I use filters on mobile??
>>34419049Because action in particular is the kind of visual story telling that movies as a medium excels at. You rejecting action, jokes and intimacy suggest to me that you like a kind of stories that do not take advantage of the film medium. If indeed you like stories at all.
My jaw's been brokenMy heart is wrapped in iceMy fangs have been pulledAnd I really want to see you tonight
Oughhhhgahrvdjutxjgcojcutsyrdpuvlhjhxjgsutckhvkhcigsitdoyfiycp ur dyidiytfupcitfuogojfoyfiyfouvohcigxigfouvohugoougyyyy how are we going out there this year without the heat we need it now we are in a mess we are in the playoffs and the playoffs we need a new era we are in a different league and a different league but I don’t think this team can beat this one and I think it’s the same one that is going on in this year but we have a lot to play in this year so I don’t
>>34419060>>34419077This isn't /soc/. Why are you posting so many personal photos? You should refrain this before someone doxxes you.
>>34419089Who
>>34419081You can always leave this place.
Life is literally pointless if a man doesn’t love you
>>34419078I thought I found one but I haven't seen her in months and only hear from her every once in a while.
>>34419077>Girl on the right died by a drunk driver when I was pregnant with my first child.I'm sorry for you loss.
>>34419092he's gooning from the gender euphoria.
>>34419093Herhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPqukZXplVs
>>34419097can't do love, how about tolerating your existence instead?
>>34419097Many men on 4chan like to express the converse sentiment.
>>34419103Yea but who
>>34419059who doesn't like having voices in their head to talk to? LMAO
>>34419098What happened?
>>34419106Her >>34419098
>>34419078youre probably in the right place, my guy
>>34419109ntaBut I have read some studies that suggest that people with schizophrenia in poorer countries tend to have nicer voices compared to the first world. So evidently there's at least one advantage to living in a third world shithole.
>>34418299is this what you want, moids?
NO NO ONONONONO I WHAT DO I DO WITH MY SELF
>>34419114Apparently this is a phenomenon of western individualism vs. more traditional interdependent cultures
>>34419117what are your options?
>>34419092Bored
>>34419117Have a wank or eat some popcorn
>>34419114Some instances of schizophrenia are just the objects in your house picking up AM radio signals
I feel bad I ever wanted to born a child to this world
>>34419121No clue>>34419123Wanking feels like a chore and I don't have popcorn
Should comedians be rounded up and hanged?
I mean if I were an attractive girl I would also use it to get attention online so it's hard for me to judge.
>>34419126OK maybe watch some animu then
>>34419130She’s not an attractive girl anymore though
>>34419129The shitty ones sure. Ones that are talented, no. But yes, kill all late night TV hosts.
>>34419130Those are old pics, so it’s a little sad
>>34419130I wouldn’t
either genderis re:zero worth watching past season 2? I started season 3 but just stopped abruptly, got busy and never came back to it. Noticed a new season is starting. I thought the story loop (subaru gets stuck in a loop, gets depressed, a cute girl talk-no-jutsus him and he gets inspired to find a way out of it) was getting a little repetitive though.
>>34419051I think that assembling top 10s and 6x6 is a bit embarrassing but I like Ozu and Tarkovsky movies.>>34419055Well, does it? Those scenes aren't different from showing a character walk a mile. Show it if it matters, skip over it if it doesn't. Sex, action and comedy are usually shown for no reason at all other than to waste everyone's time to pander to some kid who can't sit on his ass without being shown an explosion every 20 minutes.>>34419088I appreciate the attempt at sounding posh but it's hilarious to suggest that Superman punching bad guys, actors smashing, and Adam Sandler telling a joke are among the best visual media can do.
>>34419138>gets stuck in a loop, gets depressed, a cute girl talk-no-jutsus him and he gets inspired to find a way out of itYou should watch Welcome to the NHK, it's like this but good
>>34419143>Sex, action and comedy are usually shown for no reason at allYou would hate Sex and the City
Bruh almost got his ass cut on folk n em
>>34419156People don't talk enough about how this show is actually what ruined women. Everything you hate about women? It was promoted in this show first.You HAVE to cheat on your normal boyfriends to get with the rich finance guy who doesn't even like you. It's a mandatory part of being a woman.
>>34419159Kinda agree
>>34419143>among the best visual media can doGo watch The Matrix from 1999.Well, I don't know how that would have aged in they eyes of the kids today, but it was amazing when it came out.For something that takes advantage of the audio/visual medium in a way that (you) might enjoy more, try Blade Runner from 1982.
>>34419159ntaOne of the girls literally gets together with a dumpy lawyer and they have the most wholesome romance in the entire show. Also most fans of the show agree that Carrie fucking sucks.
>>34419159No one thought Carrie was making good choices lol girl keeps her sweaters in the fucking oven and buys $600 shoes
>>34419110I talked about it a couple threads back, but the short of it is a girl more or less materialized into my life at a low point, and I like everything about her, but long distance has made things impossible.
>>34419143>and comedy are usually shown for no reason at all other than to waste everyone's timeThey ruined Stilgar in Dune Part 2 for this. Javier Bardem's playing a completely different character than in Part 1.
I want to text this guy who gave me his number but it’s kind of pointless but also I could and then maybe I don’t know
>>34419159>>34419163After my ex divorced me, his new girlfriend made him watch the whole show
I meed more bottles.
>>34419135Which ones are talented?
WomenWould you make your moid watch a movie with you even it it's clear the movie is not one he would enjoy?
>>34419138I like it a lot, personally. Season 3 focused a lot more on character growth and action than the usual depression fare.
Apple juice?
>>34419172You need to curb your hoarding instinct.
>>34419169Why would it be pointless? At worst he never responds and then you can forget about him. At best he ends up being the one and you live happily ever after.
>>34419159This is like saying that Rick and Morty promotes being an alcoholic terrible grandfather lol
>>34419179Yes
>>34419176I made my ex watch pic related
>>34419181Yes
>>34419176NahWe had enough overlapping interests that it's not hard to find something we'll both watch. I watched stuff he wasn't interested in when he wasn't around or was sleeping.
>>34419163He was rich and made Charlotte convert to being jewish, and Charlotte is arguably the worst of all of them because she is the disney princess coded one
>>34419183It’s not even that I want to be friendly but not pressure him
>>34419186Thinking of things my three exes made me watch>The Princess Bride>Withnail and I>Friday Night Dinner They were pretty cool
Everybody!Are you extra nice or pretend to like other peoples dogs?
>>34419191>He was richSo is Charlotte Why would she downgrade
>>34419186What did he think of it?>>34419188Why?
>>34419186And you liked it because Amelie is based, right?
>>34419195I don't get along with people who hate dogs.
>>34419195No, dogs are annoying
>>34419198>>34419186My mistake, I thought that said he made you watch it.
>>34419195I’m currently dealing with a senior border collie with bad breath getting into my personal space, looking for attention
Remember when Exhibanon creeped out all the femanons after Sweet got a bf? He tried to convince femanons to post nudes for him on /soc/ kek
>>34419197I dont think he said it was good or bad. It definitely wasn’t a movie he’d watch on his own
Girls, how many >I'll let you know if I'm free!should I let go before I just write them off as leading me on?This girl is like exactly my type, really cute, and when we're just texting each other it's fun. But she's been avoiding meeting up for over a week now. It is exam week for a lot of college kids so I'm willing to give some slack, but it's just starting to feel like she just wants random attention rather than an actual date.
>>34419198I got into Yann Tiersen music
>>34419197Because hoarding bad?
>>34419196I don't know, Miranda married a bartender when she was a lawyer and he seemed perfectly fine except that she hates him.It doesn't change the fact that Charlotte roadmapped one of the most annoying female archetypes.There is not a single positive woman character in the show.
>>34419199I wouldn’t call it hate..
>>34419204>looking for attentionSounds familiar, dunnit.
>>34419212Us girls liked the slutty one
>>34419210Did you reply to the wrong post? But yes, hoarding bad.
>>34419195>Are you extra nice or pretend to like other peoples dogs?The opposite. I pretend to like people just to interact with their dogs.
>>34419192How would texting him pressure him? You don't have to ask him out, you can just see what he's up to. Maybe joke about something you have in common or something you know about him. If you're thinking about texting him, there's probably something about him you like, right?
>>34419214
>>34419176I would say no but my ex often made me watch and rewatch shows and movies I told him in advance I would hate, so I didn't mind using our movie nights to watch things I alone was into
>>34419217Samantha is at least the most chaotic neutral.Carrie is chaotic evil, Charlotte is Lawful evil, and Miranda is.... I'm not quite sure. Her being a closeted lesbian kind of makes things confusing and saying she's neutral evil feels wrong.
>>34419220I used to do this
How do you do, fellow girls?
>>34419226100%
>>34419228That’s not me!!!!!!!
>>34419195I love dogs. They're loyal, affectionate, funny, what's not to love?
Ben Stiller is a good actor.
>>34419228And use this
Don’t hit on me you silly boys!!!! Anyhoo does anyone have a tampon I can borrow? Teehee
>>34419176There was someone I heard the other day taking about this. I don’t know what movie it was but he hated it and told his gf and she got really mad.>>34419171
Has everybody here just seen Sex and the City, or what?
>>34419237Lol
>>34419240Us girls love it!
>>34419237Why tf would I (a boy) have a tampon you can borrow? Get a grip elfchan.
>>34419240Is it about sex or something?
>>34419240I've never seen it (and before anyone implies I'm a zoomer, I'm 31)
>>34419240Why would you think that? Presumably only the ones who have seen it have any kind of interest in commenting on it.
>>34419244I meant one of my fellow girls, you silly moid. It’s a girl thing, you wouldn’t understand
This place needs more damon albarn
>>34419244>>34419250Stoooop
>>34419245It’s about girlies like me, girling around being girly
>>34419258Also I thought it was called sex in the city
>>34419260Common misconception.
>>34419258Bored
I want to be like chuck berry when I grow up and hide cameras inside women bathrooms
>>34419195I don't hate dogs but I don't love them. Some dogs are more lovable than others though. I will give most of them the benefit of the doubt. Context though: I didn't grow up with pets.
>>34419221I haven’t seen him in two weeks, and there’s not much I have to say
>>34419225Fair play.
>>34419268One, usually friendly dog growled at me and I got scared and remembered I’m a piece of shit
>>34419273That was me. But I got to go, friend is ready to hang outLater
>>34419264
>>34419179olive juice
>>34419208NAGIt's a soft no. "Maybes" should in general be assumed to be no's, unless there's context that makes it clear it's an actual "I want to but I'm not sure if I can" e.g. "I might go, but I have <thing> beforehand and I'm not sure if I'll be free in time." A girl who is actually interested in either you or the thing you're invited to will move heaven and earth to go, but sometimes there are immutable events in a girl's life and she'll apologize and make it clear she wanted to. At a certain point you either move on, or you get as direct as possible so she has no choice but to reject you so you can have closure and move on.
>>34419222tried the new arch burger and it was pretty tastey, weird new sauce. spicy mcchkn with cheese is my go to
>>34419240I watched an episode when I was 14 and had figured out how to get passed the MA-TV filter my parents had on our cable box. I was disappointed when I didn't see any boobs.
>>34419212>he seemed perfectly fine except that she hates himShe resents him for not being as intelligent as her that's not really a good example to lean on.Charlotte didn't roadmap it at all. She was playing something that already existed. And definitely was in a sorority in college. Do people even know what WASPs are any more? >>34419217She might not have had great morals but at least girl was consistent and didn't take shit from anyone.
>>34419179yes please!
>>34419237im a diva girl but using tampies rn sober i broke a rib and can't bend my torso
man, it's one of those days where I forget to eat until I start feeling like shit, I'm gonna make some scrambled eggs
Are periods actually as painful as they say? Do you really feel like you're being punched over and over?
>>34419115Post it again pls I missed it
>>34419240My mother is in her early 50s so obviously yes.>>34419245Kind of. It's about 4 women 2 of whom are spiralling about approaching the wall and making questionable choices because of it, one's slutting around for fun, and the last one's actress was a lesbian so they didn't really know what to do with her other than turn her into a kind of snooty career cunt.
>>34419289you're going to overcook them.
>>34419269I've reached out to friends I haven't seen in years with nothing more than a "Hey, long time no see, what's up?" and gotten immediate replies. As for what to say, do you know what he likes? You could send him something related to one of his hobbies and say it made you think of him. Or if there's anything he knows about you, just send him something about that - if he's interested, he'll think it's cool and might open up about himself too. Maybe pick out a conversation from when you got his number and try continuing it.
>>34419290It's less like I'm being punched and more like there's a black hole inside me trying to suck my kidneys and anything else in that area into it.It does sometimes feel like I was recently punched in the kidney not the feeling of being punched itself. The cramps feel like cramps in the front. If you've ever bent your foot funny or stretched an overtired calf and it locked up and hurt, that kind of pain.
>>34419294So it’s like the sex lives of college girls then?
>go hiking>see this>Immediate extreme sense of loneliness maybe I should throw myselff off this cliff right here
>>34419301He’s had my number too and hasn’t texted , is that a bad sign?
Why are male rape victims made fun of by society? Is it womens fault?
>>34419303That's the one with Timothee Chalamet's stacked sister right? I saw a few episodes of that. Pretty much, but they're like 15 years out of college and around 2000 in NYC.
>>34419304It should piss you off Leave no trace means nothing to people I stg
>>34419312Yeah
>>34419240I posted >>34419156 I've never actually seen it lol
>>34419258Lie. You're too chudded to even be a slut.
>>34419299I didn't overcooked them actually! (but I put too much salt)
On the day I was bornThe head nurse spoke upShe said leave this one aloneShe could tell right away I was useless to the bone
>>34419252He's a bit of a cunt but the tunes are goodRecently Gorillaz vid is awesome
>>34419305No, I've gotten girls' numbers and haven't texted for weeks before because I've just been busy, and I don't want to bother them before asking them out. He gave you his number, right? That means he's at least a little interested, and for most guys, if a girl they're into texts them literally anything, they're thrilled about it.
>>34419323(Guitar) *DAH DAH DAH DAH DAH*USELESS TO THE BONE(Guitar) *DAH DAH DAH DAH DAH*
I am going to wear my sunglasses to the shop
I have to return some videotapes.
>>34419315Didn't really think of that since it's on a popular route relatively close to a bigger village and some smaller ones.
I have to go cancel some subscription services.
>>34419329Cutie
>>34419329>double chin
>>34419291Also it's not even my shirt I borrowed it from someone kek>>34419328BasedSometimes I do this to avoid eye contact with people
>>34419336I ate a lot over Easter, sue meIn my unc era>>34419334No u
>>34419304I don't get this extreme sense of envy that so many anons seem to exhibit.
>>34419333Based
Women, how do you fight the patriarchy?
>>34419307Men are expected to always enjoy sex, and even if they don't want to, they're expected to have the strength to prevent it from happening
>>34419345lol limewire
Baking a cake for PaschaThey're telling me to go buy a basket though.
>>34419346Faking a whole marriage.
>>34419341>envyI am not envious of others. Others being happy in a relationship is fine and I don't have any issue with that from my friends.My loneliness is completely centered on myself.
>>34419346LARRY NO!
>>34419237SO BAD FOR THE ENVIRONMENT
>>34419330Also based>>34419349>limewireThis was the shizz>>34419346I'll never watch Veggie Tales the same way again knowing where they've been
>>34419322I put too much fucking salt and I couldn't eat my scrambled eggs, I'm such a fuck up why do I even try?
>>34419325I don’t know if I want to seem interested just yet and I don’t know how to make it seem neutral and not creepy since it’s out of no where
Women, what can guys do to be less gross to you?Not being fat is the obvious main one. But what else?
>>34419304Lulz0rs what kind of fag took the time to make this
this could be usbut im slavic and you're not a latina
Do you want to see me tonight?
>>34419360just don't be fat or old
>>34419078Haha
>>34419353>I am not enviousClearly other peoples expressions of love and joy trigger you.
>>34419341How do you not get it? Are you retarded?
For the first time ever the light has turned red before I could cross the street. Every time the light turns green as soon as I come near it and my stride never gets broken. This is a great hit to my morale
>>34419359Are you interested though? You can always be interested and change your mind later. Assuming you haven't been on a first date with him, it's totally normal to think someone's awesome and then immediately learn you're not compatible. That's part of the reason for dating.>I don't know how to make it seem neutral and not creepy since it's out of no whereIt's not really out of nowhere since you exchanged numbers. He wouldn't give you his number if he wasn't okay with you texting him. And if you want this guy to ask you out but he hasn't, you might as well take initiative and try to get him to do it by making contact yourself. I regret the things I didn't do way more than the things I did. I can live with embarrassing myself in front of someone who didn't want me, but I still kick myself over times I didn't ask out someone who might've been interested.
>>34419360Wash your sheets
>>34419363>but im slavicso where's your blonde baddie?
>>34419370Yea I suppose this is how I’d figure out if I’m interested
>>34419357my brother in christ, slow down on the salt and take up a hobby like building legos
>>34419373I dont like slavic women
>>34419360If you spit on the ground I’ll kill you
>>34419374Good luck, anon, I hope everything works out!
>>34419375I don't like salt, I just don't know how to cook, I didn't even ate the scrambled eggs.also I have a hobby, I like drawing, I have built legos before that was pretty fun, gunpla is fun too!
>>34419367This kind of took me by surprise. Couples and other thinga lile that are fine. It's not envy.
>>34419379I don’t need anything to work out I just want to know if this is weird
>>34419376To be fair it feels like they have the shortest shelf life of any woman on earth, but damn are they gorgeous at their peaks.
>>34419179I remember her
>>34419385no, they're just horrible people
>>34419375Penis haha
>>34419385Nta but it's their personality they used to bully me in school
>>34419385Pale Mediterranean women are like the better version of slavic women.
>>34419390>they used to bully me in school>they're gorgeous at their peakstfw no slavic gf
Women, do you like looking at scantily clad women?
>>34419395I'm too distracted by how shit that outfit is to look at her boobs but yeah sometimes
>>34419394One threw a bag at my face and my nose bleed
>>34419395no, makes me cringe on their behalf
>>34419384If I'm honest, I think the only thing weird about it is how much you're overthinking it. If you're interested at all, go for it!
>>34419367He wasn’t triggered at all
>>34419402I’ll think about it
Foids don't understand that moids like more than one body type and that it's not literally over if you aren't a titcow.
Why do so many men enable useless NEET women who do nothing all day but doomscroll social media and watch TV? My brother's girlfriend does fucking nothing with her life, absolutely nothing.
>>34419408>loli
>>34419403>see this>Immediate extreme sense of loneliness maybe I should throw myselff off this cliff right hereYeah, right.
>>34419410
>>34419408Listen I GET it but it still makes me feel like shit when the girl before me was short and chubby/curvy
>>34419409I would rather my gf be happy than work a job that made her miserableMy ex spent all day making TikToks and watching TV, I didn't care. She dumped me for being "unambitious" though lol
>>34419409Womens job is to keep the mans balls drained. Moids are often very willing to provide for everything else she might need if she just does that reliably and in a satisfactory way.
>>34419413No thanks
>>34419406Are you stupid? If he gave you his number, you should text him
>>34419414Slender with long legs is still good.
>>34419413What is this pedoshit lol
>>34419414And it'll make the next girl after you feel like shit when the girl before her was tall and slender.
>be a guy>develop negative mindset and self image due to life experiences>go to therapy to fix it>even if it works, you now carry the stigma of having been "mentally ill" and alone for a long time because of it>cycle repeatsisn't this kind of a catch 22? regardless of whether or not you can "fix" yourself, you're still a walking red flag for ever having gotten stuck in a negative headspace for a long time and anyone you're honest with is going to know you're not relationship material
>>34419416It's actually to take care of children. Forget this at your peril.
>>34419418Yes? Relax
>>34419419The short girl is clearly mogging? The giraffe is ugly.
>>34419419>still good>with THAT pictureYou did this just to upset me didn't you>>34419421Nobody wins
>>34419422The only thing that allows me to keep trying is the delusion that I might stop being lonely one day I got out of it once, I might be able to do it again, and so can you. It’s really hard to imagine it though, but don’t let that make you feel like you’re stuck somewhere permanent. The right person will help uncover that hole
>>34419422>carry the stigma of having been "mentally ill" and alone for a long time because of itOnly judgemental assholes will look down on you for thisMaking positive progress after negative experiences/mental illness is admirable
>>34419398Bi-women (basically lesbian)>>34419401Only straight women in this thread
>>34419422Clearly you don't see yourself as too good to date someone who was depressed or has anxiety issues, so many people are mentally ill that I honestly wouldn't worry about it if you're currently functional. It's not like you're schizophrenic.
>>34419419This is one of those cases of boobs being too big, but I’m biased as someone who thinks B cups are top tier
I like thinking about her
>>34419426>Nobody winsThe last one does.
>>34419434me too, but for me she's too materialistic
>>34419431>not like you're schizophrenicEven if that were the case I know a diagnosed schizophrenic guy who has a loving gf of many years. It's not over unless you give up or are an asshole
I wanna lick you too much
>>34419420That man is 80 years old.
>>34419425>The giraffe is ugly.Are you the femanon who called some other femanon a giraffe in here last year? lolThat was one of the funniest catfights we ever had.
>>34419413When I was 20 I hit on a 40-year-old chinese woman who I thought was my age or maybe even younger. It did more damage to my psyche than anything else
>>34419444was for >>34419420 but whatever
WomenShould I eat cereal or noodles with egg
>>34419445Was it the nukes that fried their brains or were they always like that
>>34419418And why didn’t he text me?
>>34419431>Clearly you don't see yourself as too good to date someone who was depressed or has anxiety issuesThere's a key difference though, and it's that they're women, who are inherently allowed to have these kind of flaws and still be considered lovable. For a man, it's far more likely to be an immediate dealbreaker right out of the gate.
>>34419423Yes, thats the animal instinct behind it but you can easily hack that to your advantage.
>>34419447needs way more context clud
>>34419415>She dumped me for being "unambitious" though lolsounds like you needed to put a baby inside of her
>>34419449Because he gave you his number and if you chose not to text him, you're obviously not interested.
>>34419440any licking is too much licking
>>34419449He's not interested
>>34419453I don't want kids, she wanted lots (eventually) which was another incompability
>>34419452Too late the noodles are already goin
>>34419458
>>34419457>I was rightFeels good man. But I get the struggle of finding someone who has the same life goals as you. I met a terrific girl this year. We get along so much and she's a joy to be around, but our outlooks and desires for the future are nothing alike. It's hard but we've been on no-contact for a few weeks now.
>>34419454>>34419456Fight to the death and the winner is correct
>>34419462Sorry to hear it man, at least you had some good times...
genderDo you do cardio and/or weightlifting? If so, how often?
>>34419464I just hate the hypocrisy in >if he was interested he would do this or that, but I'm certainly not going to move a finger to show him how I feel
>>34419464my guys, why can we not all just be friends instead of you two always trying to fukkkkk
>>34419414You should feel bad for being incredibly retarded instead.
>>34419467M>Do you do cardioYes I stretch when I get out of bed>and/or weightliftingYes I lift the food from the plate to my mouth
>>34419460That's awesome but a car makes too many SUBTLE movements so these will all crack...
>>34419422What the fuck are you talking about? If you break your arm, have it treated, and it heals perfectly, are you going to spend the whole of the rest of your life defining yourself as someone who once had a broken arm, or are you just going to get on with your life again? There's no useful difference between mental and physical illnesses in that respect.
>>34419449There's a million possible reasons. His minutes ran out. He met another girl. He got cold feet. He got busy. He's off his phone for Orthodox Holy Week. His phone fell into the ocean and he lost all of his contacts. An atogan is paying him to not text you first. He's being indecisive. He's out of the country for work. He doesn't have anything to invite you to do with him right now. He's locked up abroad.All you can do is text him and see if he texts back. If you think you might like him, text him!
>>34419476Nta but I would keep wearing the cast for a while to get more signatures from the huzz
>>34419477>His minutes ran outWhat is this, 2005? Use WhatsApp much?I agree though femanon needs to stop being a wuss and text the moid
>>34419460This shit so good I love slop
>>34419479>What is this, 2005? Use WhatsApp much?my bad I should've put that one after "his phone fell in the ocean" rather than at the beginning.
>>34419475the grout is used chewing gum the scratched off the ground at the train station
>>34419360be tallbe whitebe hungbe richbe full of hairbe someone with a cute face
>>34419480impressive, very nice
>>34419468I don’t feel any type of way at the moment
>>34419481my bad I should've read the entire post>>34419480The shower-mobile
Sex-havers, what percent of your sex is done missionary vs doggy style vs cowgirl?
How long can three days worth of music last?
>>34418863Then men should be put down after reproducing.
>>34419486Then what's the issue?
>>34419467M. I'm too disabled for most forms of exercise. But I try and go walking several times a week.
>>34419489Uh
>>34419483You had me until tall and rich>>34419489Based speedcore enjoyer We used to blast TQBF in college lol
>>34419489>How long can three days worth of music last?Three days.
>>34419488>having names for positions just fuck ffs
>>34419467M>CardioI hike weekly and usually run on the treadmill once a week.>WeightliftingEvery weeknight
>>34419467F, never, not doing that shit again
I wanna plant my face straight into her chest
>>34419488>Sex-havers, what percent of your sex is done missionary vs doggy style vs cowgirl?M. I'm kind of disabled, so cowgirl is really my only option these days. But back in the days when my body worked better, it was actually my favourite position anyway. Missionary was okay; doggy I never cared for, because I always wanted to see her face.
nobody told me that losing weight was going to be a literal pain in my ass
>>34419498Plap
>>34419501what do you think why people aren't doing it?
>>34419492What’s your disability
>>34419501>losing weight>literal pain in my assHappens when you lose some of that cushioning in the butt.
Lol bony ass
>>34419507>What’s your disabilityCombination of osteoarthritis and spinal damage.
>>34419501I changed meds and now I’m nauseous, but I’m losing weight and I was overweight. Just in time for the summer.
>>34419467i lift 3x a week tried bulgarian splits todaymurderously angry now, having poor balance and stability makes it utterly frustrating. Fucking annoying asf
>>34419512What happened
I vaguepost in /atoga/ imagining she's reading my posts knowing it's me and taking pity on me and eventually becoming my girlfriend because of it.
>>34419467FI do a little every day and go hard maybe once a week
hello ladies, hows the eggs today?
>>34419519I hate AI
>>34419476>There's no useful difference between mental and physical illnesses in that respectI mean, when somebody asks why you've been single for so long and the answer relates to mental illness or self image issues, that's a massive red flag. It's a strong indicator that you've already been selected against, kind of like trying to apply for a job with an empty resume because you couldn't get a job in the past
women, what is your plan to avoid ending like this?
While I'm at it, post a song no one else in the world is listening to right now>>34419494>Based speedcore enjoyerit was very unbased to be into speedcore for a bit there. It seemed like everyone and their cats were into speedcore, then breakcore, then I lost track>We used to blast TQBF in college lolSounds like a bomb ass college LOL
>>34419509lol yeah that is EXACTLY what I'm complaining about, now it hurts to sit on my desk chair.>>34419514nice! what meds are you taking (I would like to lose more weight)
>>34419525Avoid moids
>>34419525I'm married and have kids, I'm pretty much in the clear.
>>34419522Just do what I did with my resume: Lie
>>34419527High time to start building those gluteus maximi.
I’m going to look like shit this summer as a form of protest
>>34419534Based
>>34419531>lying to get a relationshipthat's worse than ending up alone
>>34419534I'm just one cut away.... this cut will surely be it... I'm sure......
>>34419534Michel Foucault called, he wants to have sex with you.
>>34419538You're gonna get fuaaarkin shredded bro
>>34419544He had aids
>>34419527
>>34419522Women are just people too, a lot will empathise or overlook the past issuesIt's not like people choose to be mentally ill and have life struggles lol>>34419526>Sounds like a bomb ass college LOLWas just a friend who introduced me to Renard's stuff and we'd sometimes play it much to the disdain of most people in the flat lol >everyone and their cats were into speedcoreThis is why cats are cool>post a song no one else in the world is listening to right nowsome jongle I made yrs agohttps://voca.ro/11jEa4kNiFHggtg bai>>34419529>I'm married and have kidsWhat are you doing here sis
haha, he's eating the babies
>>34419493"uh" what?
>>34419525Never caring enough about another person for them to be able to hurt me until I die.
>>34419551I'm eating my baby iykwim
>>34419556Good on you, I told myself I wouldn't do that ever again and then I fell for someone and now I want to die.
>>34419488Real sex isn't like porn where it's choreographed with standard positions and position changes. But as a very rough guess I'd say it's maybe 40% face to face with me on top, 30% from behind, 30% her riding me.
>>34419552Erm
>>34419557swallow your own cum?
>>34419525legitimately nightmare fuel, im a dude but the idea of something similar to the reverse happening would 100% undoubtedly get me to blow my brains out. I am entirely certain I wouldn't have the emotional and psychological strength to continue living in her shoes.
Women, how do you feel about transbians?
>>34419544She's too old for him.
>>34419467FNot like, intentionally as exercise to look good but I take walks for enrichment purposes and because I want my lungs and legs to work good. Like 6-8 miles, twice a week in good weather.
>>34419565The women who post here are probably chasers. They hate moids so they want a woman with a penis.
>>34419562Swallowing hers
>>34419550>Women are just people too, a lot will empathise or overlook the past issuesgod I hope so, otherwise I'm fucked for sure. I guess I just haven't seen enough of that behavior from women I've pursued romantically as an adult to really believe in it
>>34419570disgusting
Bada BING
>>34419558I was doing really well for like 5 years and then this one charming motherfucker made me believe again briefly because I'd never felt that way before but of course I was right and it's never fucking worth it.Sorry you want to die. I do too but I can't kill myself I have to find a way to step in front of a bus and make it look like an accident.
>>34419572Only to you
>>34418739Only rapists wants a woman to not want them!
/atoga/ needs more images. State gender and post the last blue board safe image you saved to whatever device you're using.
>>34419565Never been with one and I think I'd be disappointed if she didn't want to use her dick on me and it's kind of awkward when they're new and experimenting with performing feminity very much like a middle school aged girl but I'm not like, opposed to the idea.
>Hanging with friend>Forgot by now the first half of her sentence, but it ended with her calling herself ugly, I'm guessing cause she wasn't wearing make up or something>Go "No you're not, adorable even" or something like that>She makes this happy expression and laughs>Later when I'm alone begin to overthinkCute felt like too far for a friend (even though I do find her attractive), but was adorable a bitch made word to use?
>>34419568Well done femanon.Is that 6-8 miles per walk, or per week?
>>34419579f
>>34419574People who "have to make it look like an accident" don't really want to die.
>>34419583it's not that deep broseph
>>34419585Per walk, if it's nice. Less than 3 and it doesn't feel like I went for one. I like to take my time I average about 2mph because of all the breaks I take to look at moss or smoke or whatever. My longest day was like 19 miles? But I was backpacking that wasn't just a day hike.
>>34419590Overthinkings some debilitative shit man
>>34419593foo shoo, you have to nip that in the bud
>>34419579M
>>34419526>then I lost trackthe kids are into trance nowadays. It's funny how zoomers lose their shit over a generic trance track with lyrics from a vocal pack. It's better than them salivating over the random trash S3RL and Disko Warp releases, but still calm the fuck down lolz>>34419579
>>34419588It's a fear of my actions potentially spurring someone else to hurt themselves not a lack of desire but I get what you're saying. When I'm doing really badly it's easy to convince myself I don't have to care about that because I won't be around to see the fallout but then I feel guilty.
>>34419579
Femanon where do you want his hands when you're eaten out?
>>34419603On my hips or waist
Guys juste use google translate. This film festival in Quebec city is proposing movies at 1.5X speed to attract younger people.It’s no longer just one movie theatre in my city.What do you think about that?https://www.985fm.ca/audio/769001/rendez-vous-quebec-cinema-proposera-des-films-en-accelere
>>34419601Me on the right but where's 0 hours
>>34419603Handing me his credit cards for letting him do that.
>>34419591Delete that picture of me
>>34419605Quebecois nonsense, real French people would never stand for this.
>>34419603Dealer's choice, he's doing me a favor he can grab what he wants. Though I like when he grabs my legs in some way to really get in there.
>>34419592Sounds nice. Smoking sounds counterproductive for your lungs working good though.
Masculine urge to hug her and make her feel safe and protected.
>>34419603My face. If you can't do it you're not worth my time.
>>34419544I fucked your dad last night
>>34419599I stand by my statement.
>>34419574I was at the 7 years removed from dating mark myself. Hope something else comes along and takes your mind off of it.
>>34419612Quebecois aren’t fake French, they’re real Quebecois.That’s like saying Brazilians are fake Portuguese!
We're lepers who stroll, are you afraid sweetie?
>>34419624nah
>>34419601Scarily accurate>>34419614>counterproductiveThat's why I have to walk so much lol. Counteract the damage a little.
>>34419610I was joking whyd you actually do it
How come walmart’s brand offer better earbuds than apple?
>>34419627I really don't understand why people choose to start smoking.
>>34419630Because it's fucking cool and awesome
>>34419615I assume you mean my hypothetical daughter, and not some whore foid who deserves nothing.
Women, solid color cotton dress shirt, simple pattern like dots, or shinny more complex pattern?
>>34419629You said this the other day
>>34419628I ran with it.
>>34419621>takes your mind off itThe only things I can conjure up to take my mind off it are bad lol. I just need time I guess. But I need to make myself a tape or something for if I ever start feeling hopeful again. I'd rather keep myself down than try again. I'm getting older now it's only going to be easier from here on out. Good luck to you.
>>34419633solid color
>>34419631The fuck it is. I feel like I took a wrong turn somewhere and accidentally ended up in the wrong timeline.
>>34419630It started as a social thing (I always hung out with the smokers even in high school when I wouldn't have dared touch a cigarette) but eventually it got to the point where I thought "well what if I got some of my own it would be nice to have right now" aaaannnnd it's been 9 years. I vape now, the smoking is only weed at this point.
WomenWhat makes a guy give off creeper vibes and makes you uncomfortable in public?
>>34419646If he adjusts his junk
>>34419646When he's displaying any kind of sexual energy.
>>34419630It's something to do for 10 minutes that distracts me from the life I live.
>>34419643>hung out with the smokersI used to hang out with a gaggle of goths, and of course most of them smoked. They were nice people for the most part, but I'm glad I don't have to smelling like second hand smoke anymore.
>>34419633Depends on the occasion as far as pattern but never shiny who's out there buying silk dress shirts like a gay European man. In all seriousness do what you want but do it with intention.>>34419646When they either don't pick up on or ignore social cues that mean "go away". If they aren't following the "rules" you can't predict what they're going to do next.
>>34419651What if I was just itchy or uncomfortable? Is that a crime???
>>34419646When they put their hand down the back of their pants then smell their finger
I hate having high standards
>>34419655Poor return on investment.
>>34419651>>34419653Thank you for your input.>>34419658Can you give me some examples of these social cues?
>>34419659Get in the bathroom, perv
>>34419525Part of the reason I don't have social media is to avoid being able to learn about people I have no connection to.
>>34419662How high
>>34419664>Can you give me some examples of these social cues?Most frequent example: if I say some variation of goodbye, stop talking to him, fully turn my body away and attention back to what I was doing and he tries to keep talking to me.Especially if I walk away and he fucking follows me.
>>34419666So I have to find a public restroom just to make a quick adjustment of my appendage? Why must I be inconvenienced because of your weird hangups?
Women, can you describe your last crush? Like, how he looked, height, personality type etc.
>>34419668Very
>>34419671Just turn and face the wall she's being a little extreme
>>34419674What are they
>>34419673I started typing it out but realized I want to gatekeep him.
GenderPost the last song you listened to
>>34419592>less than 3 and it doesnt feel like i went for onedamn im fat as fuck, 3 is my standard distance
>>34419634But no one answered. I want to know why?How come a pair of airpods cost about 150$ and are painful and poorly isolated?
Should I put this on my car?
>>34419673I’m going to cry
>>34419675>Me adjusting my joint
>>34419681Fhttps://youtu.be/_rJI8B7FzEAI'm not even lesbian, Iol
>>34419683>apple product behaves like apple productWhat do you mean why that's why
>>34419684Will you be my gf?
>>34419684Pretty funny. Yeah
>>34419686LolIt's what I do when I need to fix my boobs or a front wedgie. When I need to unstick a pantyliner from my pubes I need a bathroom though. Anything I need to reach inside the pants for is a bathroom excursion if I can't find a moment of privacy imo.
>>34419681Mhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4NrGCLSlMj0
>>34419673>how he looked, heightHaven't found out>personality typeRespectful, helpful, high social awareness, calls out shitty people
>>34419689<3My bff made it
>>34419684Well, we have to end apartheid, for one, slow down the nuclear arms race, stop terrorism and world hunger. We have to provide food and shelter for the homeless and oppose racial discrimination and promote civil rights, while also promoting equal rights for women. We have to encourage a return to traditional moral values. Most importantly, we have to promote general social concern and less materialism in young people.
>>34419681Mhttps://youtu.be/WH0y2GRiHjI
>>34419680I know it's me and you don't want to describe me because you know I post here
>>34419681Mhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3hMlOLtUHYcVery mixed quality from these lads overall but their hymns are all fantastic.
>>34419698das rite
>>34419681fhttps://youtu.be/jI4zJeZkEPA
>>34419670That's the most frequent? Wow
Also ehy does wallmart and shoping centers only play music made trough sono AI nowaday.>>34419692Just buy pants with pocket and pretend you’re reaching for your keys or phone. Not that complicated.
>>34419681F
>>34419707They don't have to pay for it
>>34419708>69
GenderAre you happy?
>>34419681WHEN YOU CAN'T EVEN SAYMY NAMEI CAN'T PLAY THIS GAME SO I ASK AGAINWILL YOU SAYMY NAME
Women, review and critique my personality, if you please, and have time, AND stuff.
>>34419713Yes and no
>>34419489For me not that long because I would skip all of them
>>34419713I think I'm very happy but some things bother me.
>>34419713I'm feeling better today
>>34419681Mhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4DO8GsIYfhQ
>>34419713F, sure, every now and then, emotions don't stay the same very long
>>34419681Mhttps://youtu.be/f9vF3goYRPM?si=-skLbG68ozNwkdnH
>>34419707Men's pants then.Women's pants don't have room to be rummaging around in the crotch area without notice even if they do miraculously have big pockets.
>>34419713MNo.
>>34419715from what I've seen, you yap too much, you care too much about the wrong things and you namefag, best I can do is 3/10
>>34419625Fat
>>34419725>Wrong things?
>>34419716Typical ambivalent woman response.
>>34419715>4chan userInept loser>on /adv/ not asking for adviceBig ego>namefagDesperate attention whore
My name is Jeff.
>>34419718>>34419719What is your gender?
My oil change715.83
>>34419727I think that's just her cheekbones
>>34419734M
>>34419705Escalating to talking about a fake boyfriend helps with the most of the oblivious ones but not the ones who are too dense to register any information other than "woman I want to fuck is in my line of sight" which you can mostly tell apart from the ones intentionally disregarding the cues because of the looks on their faces.
Am I racist or do native people in Canada all wear tactical/technical clothes plus a flat baseball cap and drive pickup truck.
I wish atogans would meet up with me for casual sex. Both moids and femanons
>>34419713MI'm far from it
>>34419720nostalgic
>>34419734Male
>>34419713FLol no
>>34419738Is licking my lips a bad sign?
>>34419728to be honest I just said that, I have no idea what you care about, I don't care enough to pay attention, only thing I remember is that you once double or triple posted some effort posts about some bullshit topic and that gave me the ick
>>34419694You have a crush on an anon?
>>34419713I was happy in the haze of a drunken hour
>>34419713FNo
>>34419731I ask adviceI don't really think I have an ego because I don't really believe in the self but I think specificities should express themselves fully while they exist. I am quite alone but it doesn't really bother me anymore, but I use this place as a social outlet.
>>34419746I'm putting you in the intentional category for that.Just staring at me with his jaw hanging open with bug eyes is concerning but not as concerning as calculated disregard for my boundaries. Like most of em are just Lennie from of mice and men they're too dumb to know any better but I'm not gonna let them grab me you know what happened to that puppy and that guy's wife.
going afk need to use the toilet
>>34419748I may have been kidding but I don't know. I also like playing devil's advocate as a form of mental play.
nvm someone is using it
>>34419681Mhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ylmph3VLOEkDoes this count?
>>34419754I'm looking for more subtle things that would look creepy. Pursuing and eyeballing seem like no brainers to not do
>>34419759If you're not too close to me or staring at me I'm not looking at you so idk do whatever
>>34419761I see. Thank you
>>34419713M No
>>34419753>ctrl+f space s space>WOMEN, yearn for me. I require stimulation.>followed by 30 posts talking about yourselfLooks more like ego than advice-seeking to me
>>34419756uh huh
>>34419767I mean what was the thing? You post vaguely.
Do people actually enjoy the jurasic park films? They seem so bad
>>34419766Well I just searched "Anonymous" and you're a fucking schizo.
>>34419769I already said I don't remember
>>34419773I think I enjoyed like two of them.
>>34419775asians are so cute and wholesome.
>>34419773I've only seen the first one. It was good. I think I liked the book better though.
>>34419773I loved the first one
>>34419783I like that one and the one where they are trapped on an island of dinosaurs for a rescue mission
>>34419775where is my kawaiiwife
Why does my head hurt when I get stressed
>>34419786filming OF content
>>34419787The stress bacteria
>>34419681Fhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HwzVZ1w3BK0Not really cool or obscure but its a favourite.>>34419773Not really to be honest but I think theyre a great feat of practical effects and set/costume design. Iconic soundtrack too.>>34419603Tied behind his back if were feeling kinky, around my waist or clasped in my hands if not. >>34419467FCardio/yoga every day, lifting 3x a week because i have NO ASS if i dont go hard on legs lmao
>>34419790thats my street name
INDUCING LABOR IN FEMANONINDUCING LABOR IN FEMANONINDUCING LABOR IN FEMANON
>>34419681The Birthday Massacrehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qAMritvqfRw
INDUCING ANAL BIRTH IN MPREG ANONSINDUCING ANAL BIRTH IN MPREG ANONSINDUCING ANAL BIRTH IN MPREG ANONSINDUCING ANAL BIRTH IN MPREG ANONS
>>34419789NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>34419805dw, you'll never find out
>>34419476In my experience that isn't the case, people like the idea of underdog stories until it actually comes time to meet one IRL
>>34419803>OLD PEOPLE BURNING>OLD PEOPLE BURNING>OLD PEOPLE BURNING
She has a crush on me doesn't she
What's a shibboleth in your community? I was watching US Jeopardy once and one of the answers was about my country and they phrased it in a way that no one actually from here would ever say.
>>34419798Good pick. F?>>34419807People love irl underdog stories, but you need to achieve something to be an underdog - you need to overcome, which you havent.
>>34419773The first one was good.I think it would have been cool if they had stuck with the opening of the book and done the beach scene with the little girl getting torn apart by compys (which they stick in the 3rd movie instead) but the raptor thing we got instead was absolutely gripping as a child and I would miss it now. I also like what the movie did with the kids characters. And Jeff Goldblum was perfect casting. 2nd and 3rd were mostly lame with some fun parts and I only saw the first of the newest ones and it was trash.
>>34419809the HORROR
>>34419810MName of the city I live in
>>34419467MI do a day long hike in some mountains and/or hills about every other week.If the weather is bad and I feel like it, I use my stationary bicycle for around 2h once or twice a week.Today I did a 18km hike and it was quite exhausting.
>>34419803This is just pooping isn't it.
>>34419817Kys omega
>>34419713MI can't think of a single happy moment in my life.
State gender Which european phenotype you prefer in the opposite sex - Mediterranean or northern european?I’m F latina and I prefer nothern european men
>>34419810>What's a shibboleth in your community?As if I would actually tell you.
>>34419810Just the name of the town
>>34419811>Good pick. F?No, M. But I picked up birthday massacre from my goth older sister back in the 2000's or something and still like them.
>>34419810sounds like something a jew would call an onion
>>34419822I prefer that she's pretty.
>>34419822MNorthern
>>34419820Son go on and buy yourself a pack of cigarettes then you will
>>34419815Is it hard to pronounce? My one was they were talking about New Zealand on Jeopardy and described a place as being "on North Island" which we would never say. NZers always say "The North Island" and places are "in" the North Island, never "on" it.
>>34419822MNorthern, I think light hair/eyes is really hot. I have them myself but im kinda ugly
>>34419579M, don't ask why
>>34419811Don't talk like you know me
>>34419839I love everything about the mousu video so much. Even the way their skirts move is mesmerizing.
>>34419822Either is good. Not sure what I am but I look like I'm from Hungary or Slovakia or smth.
>>34419834It's not hard to pronounce but there's a specific way locals do. It's subtle but immediately obvious.
>>34419681Mhttps://youtu.be/zmYeQFJpK6U>>34419713Sometimes>>34419773I saw the first when I was little and it terrified me lol>>34419822Whatever your mum is>>34419843It's a work of art
>>34419810M, sorry to tell Americans that British "people" don't actually walk around with a bowler hat and pipe and go "jolly good show my old chap"
Femanons won't like to hear this, but their bfs settled for them because they were the convenient option. Your bf doesn't think he got the most beautiful girl, he was just happy to finally get a somewhat okay-looking hole to fuck and he's happy he doesn't have to participate in the hellish dating market.
>>34419850I know
>>34419707>music made trough sono AI nowadayGrimThis is why I rate Zara, they always bring the beats
>>34419708based blurfan
Should we outsource our manufacturing to eastern Europe instead of Asia
>>34419850If he was settling he wouldn't have dumped me after almost a year :/
Foids, what pushes you to do this?
>>34419858So he was just using you then?
>>34419861I think unintentionally but, yeah. Trying to fill the hole in him by filling a different hole I guess.
>>34419833I've been smoking for a year actually, I'm still not happy
>>34419822FMy boyfriend is Dalofaelid I think. Idk i just looked up the phenotypes and he kinda looks like that.+Not sure my phenotype but Ive been told I look spicy white but lmao idk what that means since im extremely pale with green eyes and auburn hair.>>34419850Lol nah im the prize. Good try tho.
>>34419860nothing, I'm not someone that craves fame and sells my soul for it
>>34419856<3 <3
>>34419860She turned into Keeley Hawes.
>>34419860It really took me out of this show that nobody brought up how different she suddenly looked
>>34419860Presumably her agent
>>34419850Would this really be such a terrible thing?
I've wasted 2 years on a cheating moid
>>34419822Both?
>>34419864What brand? Reds? Menthol? Lights?
>>34419850Same
>>34419874You got pranked
>>34419876reds but lately I've been smoking pall malls
>>34419873Being in a relationship and not being desired is even more tortuous than being alone and not desired. The direct rejection hurts more than the passive rejection of being ignored by people who didn't promise not to ignore you. Someone who settled for me dislikes me in some way, I'd rather not be cared about at all than actively disliked.
>>34419815Hurricane, UT?
I'm going to make my next gf suffer
>>34419873I don't know but for a lot of people of either gender it often triggers their insecurities. It also kind of kills the magical feeling early love has.
>>34419850Thats how relationships work. It would be retarded of me to think he's unaware of my flaws or loves me because of them. I know he loves me despite them and thats good enough, he's got his flaws too and we both just deal with it. I'm sure he sometimes wishes I was perfect but so do I and even if it bothers us for a while, we get over it and move on because the good outweighs the bad at the end of the day.
>>34419882Nope
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timeline_of_space_travel_by_nationalityThis is interesting, there was a Syrian in space before a British person, and the Americans sent a Saudi royal up there in the 80s.
It's wild that girls can't see their pussies
>>34419874It's only just beginningAlso cheaters deserve the rope>>34419434I need to stop thinking about the milf from job centre I'll never see again>>34419884Why are you like this>>34419889>there was a Syrian in space before a British personThere's not much to colonise and steal for the British museum in space to be fair
>>34419579MIdk, I thought it was funny.
>>34419892mirrors and bending like a pretzel exist
>>34419865>DalofaelidStop making up words.
Any single femanons want to be my rebound girl? My skills are I'm really good at crying and oh god I want to take it all back.
>>34419894>Why are you like thisbecause my ex did irreparable damage to me
>>34419810>shibbolethA what now?No, I am not googling it, speak normally.>>34419827It does sound like something you'd randomly hear Larry David say to a non-Jew just to mess with them. lol
>>34419902>A shibboleth is any custom or tradition—usually a choice of phrasing or single word—that distinguishes one group of people from another.
>>34419899BRUH cant u read?? I said I just looked it up akdjsk
Teen wouldn’t eat leftover lasagna. Made eggs instead.
>>34419900Go find love
>>34419905BLASPHEMY!!!!
>>34417843Current person: warm smile, red cheeks against blue eyes. Piercings, tubby stomach, fat ass and tits. Cynical laugh.Past: >long lashes and a Roman nose, long black hair, nape of the neck tattoo>buttery voice, sexual disinhibition >fatherly body and voice, optimism >long blonde lashes, his pet names
>>34419900Any single femanons want to be someone that I parasocially fall under the illusion of having some form of platonic kinship with on a deprecated anime imageboard whilst keeping each other at arm's length with no legitimate vulnerability and mutually remaining in abject social isolation in the real world whilst nonchalantly counting down the hours until we inevitably perish and are consigned to the firey depths of hell for all eternity also I need to take out my laundry
>>34419905White people, BEAT YO KIDS!!!!
Why is the arcade charging 40$ as a minimum entrance fee? I just wanted to wait for my bus. Not play all day!
>34419909You're such a fucking creep.
>>34419881>Being in a relationship and not being desired is even more tortuous than being alone and not desired.If this is true then why are you with them? You have to choice to be alone.
>>34419911Arcades have entrance fees?>>34419913I know u are but what am I
>>34419900Yea whatever
>>34419905must be a girl
I think my cats are jealous of my attentions. They both keep bugging me, but when the other one appears the first one leaves.
>>34419918My toddler won’t eat it either
>>34419902Stay uneducated.
>>34419915>Entrance feeNot exactly but they have a minimum purchase requirement on your point card and you need one to get in. So technically if you’re bot willing to spend 40$ one shot, you don’t get in.
>>34419920yeah but he's a toddler, teenage boys would eat a raw elephant during growth spurt phase
>>34419920How many kids do you have? Are you just BlueValkyrie and I didn't realize you changed names?
What was wrong with the lasagna?
Breaking out on my chin again can you fucking stop
>>344199272 no
>>34419923What the hell lol, that sounds like ass
>>34419914I am not with them
>>34419717got a problem with renard, faggot?
>>34419930Maybe it was gross.
https://vocaroo.com/1h4ZVIksC9f1
>>34419930Several things I guess. Well maybe not, husband said he liked itClassic lasagna (meat + cheese, no shortcuts)IngredientsMeat sauce • 1 lb ground beef • 1 lb ground Italian sausage • 1 small onion, diced • 3 cloves garlic, minced • 1 (28 oz) can crushed tomatoes • 2 (6 oz) cans tomato paste • 1 (15 oz) can tomato sauce • 2 tbsp sugar • 1½ tsp salt • ½ tsp black pepper • 1 tsp Italian seasoning • ¼ cup chopped parsleyCheese layer • 16 oz ricotta • 1 egg • ¾ cup grated Parmesan • 2 cups shredded mozzarellaOther • 12 lasagna noodlesI used ground turkey instead of ground beef and low-fat ricotta cheese
Someone I could greet when I come home from work someone who would smile and take away the hurt
>>34419548why do you need those?
>>34419579MI don't save 4chan images to my phone, you weirdo.
>>34419920>As of yet authorities don't know the motive behind the brutal slaying, why a wife and mother of two would kill her whole family remains a mystery.
>>34419942When I listen to El Scorcho I think about her
>>34419948Was diagnosed with bipolar 2 in the past. Now they think major depression
>>34419941>turkey>low fat ricotta, egg, mozarella instead of bechamel and parmesan yeah, I wouldn't want to eat that either
>>34419951Is she Asian
>>34419937Nta but yes, they're a sexually assaulting creep and nutjobThey make banging tracks though lol, SPEEDKORE 4 KIDZ! still lives rent free in my head
>>34419952oh, I'm supposed to be taking anti depressants but they don't work, they just make me feel worse, unironically cigarettes helped me way more
trannies cant cook
>>34419961ok...why are you thinking about trannies though?
>>34419958No and she's not half-Japanese either but the chorus and bridge still apply.
I'm horny!
>>34419962why is a tranny blog spamming the thread?
State gender.How long were you hiding your mental illnesses from others? Are you still?
>>34419964I'm not horny
>>34419960I have a list of meds that I’ve had psychosis while on. Probably because of them
>>34419969Female behavior, honestly.
>>34419967Work doesn’t know. I’ve been stable now for 3 years
>>34419971what? how?
>>34419967F, I can hide them forever if I want to but usually thats too exhausting and I try to remove people from my life that would require me to hide it.
>>34419974Men have actual libidos, women don't. Being horny is a male thing.
>>34419976you're an incel so your opinion doesn't matter
Who is\was your celebrity crushPost a hot pic
>>34419967mschizo never tell anybody about it in real life other than family.
Women, do you think its okay to be male?
>>34419959who cares, renard fucking rocks even when he's stealing shit. Check out KIDNAMEDFINGER
>>34419975>>34419972What's on your menu?
>>34419983Just don’t take up the whole bench
>>34419979I had this as a poster in my room.
>>34419977No, I'm a married man.
>>34419983no, you're the army of the demiurge
I ate so much today.Somebody keep me from dipping some cheese into the mayo
>>34417821What does it mean if a girl suddenly makes her Instagram private? Does it mean she's gone official with someone
Anyone experienced with Vyvanse/similar class of drugs who can share their experience with regards to increased libido?I am extremely horny for like, 4 hours at a time after taking the drug. I like the increase in focus and mental clarity but being horny like this is frustrating as heck. both genders i guess just share your experiences
>>34419967Mno one knows, not even my parents, I fucking hate them so I never talk to them about anything
>>34419994nag, it could literally mean anything
>>34419994It means she's had enough stalkers and creeps.
>>34419994Who cares about Instagram?
>>34419992This fag?
>>34419996amphetamine
>>34419988Wow
>>34420004correct that is the subject of the post
>>34420003idk who that is
>>34419941Jesus Christ the veal is optional but turkey?Ricotta also needs parsleyThrow a carrot in the meat sauce, you can fish it out afterMore herbs in there too More garlicShred a chunk of mozzarella instead of buying shredded cheese bc it's coated in cornstarch
>>34419991>being the guy who sits in the chairwew that's way worse than being an incel
>>34419967Still am, obviously. Nobody knows I was ever in therapy for years. I will never be able to connect with anyone because it's a core part of me at this point that needs to be hidden>Hey, cool, here's the life built around all these experiences I've had and how they shaped me>uuuuh, neat. Yeah I don't have any of those, or at least none I can talk about where you won't immediately leaveExcellent.
>>34419941>>34420009Why is cooking so difficult.
New: >>34420016>>34420016>>34420016>>34420016
>>34420015It really isn't.>>34419941Only autists use exact recipes for cooking.
>>34420009I used sliced mozzarella and fresh parsley
>>34419940Schizophrenia
>>34419979Wtf is that thing
>>34419984I agree separate the art from the artist>even when he's stealing shitLol, tbf the jungle/drum and bass genre is borne out of heavy sampling>Check out KIDNAMEDFINGERWill do sometime!
>>34419963What’s the chorus and bridge
>>34420059Billy Zane
>>34417821Girls would you be bothered if your bf regularly listened to ASMR videos.More specifically of girls/girl voice ones
>>34419280So I mean I know maybe = no, but I did push the issue and she did say she wants to meet "at some point"Which again, I'm not stupid and I know it means she's just leading me on, so I'm pressuring her again now. But still, she hasn't out right rejected me and I want to give her the benefit of the doubt of being shy or something.But idk it just fucking sucks to waste my time like this.
That feel when the guy you killed a month ago finally stops showing up in your dreams every night :)
>>34419525By not having a love of my life. Lol
>>34419519fried or fertilized
>>34420233larp
>>34420013Sorry to hear chad left you again for another foid
>>34418205Satan tooNot sucking though
>>34417900Reminds me of this exchange:"Pardon me, but I couldn't help but notice your breasts...""In a better world this wouldn't be the start of a conversation, but, go on..."
