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Either gender: what's your least favorite US state?
>foid
Does she have a point?
>>34420022no
I'm horny!
>>34420016cum
>>34420018MI havent been to all of them but I generally hated the ones I visited. Ugly people, bad food, everything is expensive as hell, everyone is fat and loud and obnoxious. Very low class culture in my experience
>>34420022Nope. God brown girl tiddies.... hnnnggggg
>>34420022yeah, men with overly reactive libido should be executed
>>34420030Same for foids
Rest in peace femanon she got hit by a bazooka
>>34420035absolutely, yes
>turn 25>immediately get 2 wrinkles under both eyesI’ve been getting 6 hours of sleep for months now but the timing of this is poetic. Maybe it’s time to melatoninmax
I think we should execute low libido women and high libido men. Agree?
>>34420036this is your grandma speaking, get off that damn device
>>34420021I don't know why his spell didn't work on me. I wish it did.
>>34420043no not really
>>34420018Florida or Illinois
stop staring at my bulge foids
>>34420020>>foidIKR?
>>34420021I'm too much of a loser to reproduce
>>34420018Male. Probably a lower confederate state. Not for cultural reasons. I just don't like the climate.
>>34420022No, she's an idiot.
>>34420022There is a difference between being turned on by something or somebody and acting on your urges by making a sexual statement.The man she quoted is incredibly low IQ, but she's also mixing up things a bit.>>34420030E.g. look at those nails.I could say something about those, but it's my choice to do or not.
Why do people, especially women, who don't want children always have to tell us 24/7? Nobody gives a fuck if you want children or not.
>>34420022FI think both of them are kinda silly. Twitter discourse is silly. Stop showing me tweets. Kys or something idk.
>>34420018MCali
>>34420067>Nobody gives a fuck if you want children or not.That's funny, because tradcucks are always offended when especially women chose to not burden themselves with offspring.
GenderThoughts on this theory
This will be (You) btw
I want to call her darling
>>34420018FMississippi. I grew up there and I will never go back
>>34420071Absolutely nobody gives a shit if you want children or not except maybe a few super evangelical christians who think people are ordained by god to reproduce.
>>34420073niggas be like read this
>>34420063What statement is she making by appearing in the sports illustrated swimsuit issue?
>>34420018MCalifornia has spent over $128 billion on a railway that has yet to habe any passengers and they claim needs a $100 billionIdk how it gets any worse than that
>>34420082Who?My guess would be none.
I lost my smartphone a week ago. I've barely noticed outside the times I want to take a nice picture of something. I don't think women could do that without imploding from the lack of toys/socializing
>>34420067Just to let you know I don't want kids>>34420087>imploding from the lack of toys/socializingDid you know they also eat hot chip and lie
Women don't appreciate how squishy they are. Even the skinny ones are still extremely squishy.
>>34420085we are a debt slave nation, why not build cool stuff while we're at it?
Girls, do you like lasagna?
>>34420094No
>>34420094Hate it when chicks type like this
>>34420018MFlorida because it's flat, it's humid, there are lots of mosquitoes, and Miami is full of awful people.
>>34420094>lasagnaI think it's time to filter this word out itt.
>>34420087Really though consider yourself lucky. If I lost my phone, within like 2 hours my mom would be mad at me for not replying to her messages
>>34420073MI believe the femcroc part but not the luffymom part
>>34420096It's how the huzz type lol, it's cute desu>>34420095Y not>>34420098Is there some other connotation I'm unaware of
>>34420099I have a landline so I still get calls and people can page me.
>>34420103>people can page meWhat are you, a doctor or businesswoman from the 80s?
>>34420091You fucking moron they aren't fucking building the trainIt's being funded to special interest groups and other bullshitIt'd be one thing if they built a train that loses moneyBut there is no fucking train to begin with
>>34420101Fuck off, sexpest.
>>34420107no, I'm a businessman from the now who has a friend that runs a pager network
Is a cast a turn-off? I’m moving to a new area this summer as a single guy and would love to do some casual dating. Unfortunately, I’m gonna be in a cast/splint/brace for the entire summer. Is it gonna be a turn-off at all or am I overthinking it?
can heterosexual guy who isn't conventionally attractive have a hoe phase?
>>34420103>people can page me.No, they can not. lmao
Women, have you ever googled penises?
>>34420109I'm going bed now actually cause just got back in and moving tomoz>>34420110I didn't realise people still used pagers desu >>34420112Ted BundymaxxI knew a guy who had an arm cast for a few months from snowboarding or whatever and he was still pretty popular with the girls
I'm suicidal again, no particular reason this time, I just want to be dead
>>34420113>who isn't conventionally attractiveIt'll be harder ofc but you can, it's just a numbers game approaching the easy huzz and more about personality and charisma desu. I've known mid guys with high body counts, they tended to just be pretty outgoing with good social skills >>34420119): feel better soon x
>>34420119Is it better to have a reason or to not
>>34420119>no particular reason this timeThat's the worst kind. It means you'll be randomly thinking about it all the time off and on with very little you can do about it since nothing caused it.
>>34420119Good news you will die at some point so you don’t have to worry about it. Go do some fun shit
>Femanon has sexual urgesHeh, pretty embarrassing for you
>>34420112Try to make it an accessory instead of a crutch
>>34420119I hear youIdk why anyone wants to live
>>34420118> Ted BundymaxxI knew a guy who had an arm cast for a few months from snowboarding or whatever and he was still pretty popular with the girlsNgl, getting some mixed signals lol. I take it that it shouldn’t at least hold me back?
>>34420116No. Im a chaste virgin and i dont know what they look like.
>>34420119Feel like 4chan ain't the place for that.
>>34420126If women never had sexual urges the human race would die outWhich would probably be for the best desu
>>34420127Sounds good. Like drawing on it or something? Or something else? Any ideas?
>>34420133>it shouldn’t at least hold me backI mean you might have a harder time juggling but other than that it shouldn't do really
>>34420121>): feel better soon xthanks.>>34420122hmm good question...gonna have to think about that one... >>34420123I'm used to it, this has been a thing since I was a kid.>>34420124>Go do some fun shitI'll try >>34420128well i'd like for things to get better but each year feels more hopeless and joyless
I’m turning 39 next week. What does sex feel like as a man? My penis doesn’t work, so I will never have sex.
>>34420139Lol, fair. It’ll make another activity a bit tough too, hence the need to date someone
>crush viewed my LinkedIn page
>>34420128>Idk why anyone wants to liveSame, but dying is useless and will just cause more problems for others, so might as well try to do cool things while you're here or just chillax
>>34420145You’re up bro
>>34420142It feels wet and hot idk Im gay.
>>34420018FOut of the ones I've been to Georgia and Utah kind of sucked. That said Futurama's depiction of LA is accurate southern california is a different kind of awful entirely.>>34420087Taking pictures and being able to Google things I want to know or use shazam whenever is really what gets me.>>34420112I feel like it's a positive in terms of attracting attention and having something to talk about dw about it.
>>34420134Dw, i got you. This is what they look like
>>34420142My penis works well but my brain doesn't so I also can't tell you what sex is like
I have a big cock and I will never get to use it
>>34420141What is that picture
>>34420149That makes sense. It’s a conversation starter at the very least. I just need to keep it clean so it doesn’t end up smelling terrible in the summer heat. That definitely would be a turnoff lol
>>34420149>didn't like UtahI'm offended, did you spend all your time in Salt Lake?
>>34420126I don’t and my pussy is wack too
>>34420067You mean the opposite? People with children can’t shut the fuck about it
>>34420152Im legally blind and gay.
>>34420155I don't remember, I saved it years ago.
>>34420119I have a bunch of reasons idk how you can have the urge without a reason
>>34420067Eat your firstborns immediately.>>34420160My pussy wacker >:(
GirlsWhat would you do if you made it to 40 years old as still a virgin?
>>34420158The southern part of the state. Nature was cool, people were weird af.
>>34420168Don’t even start with me
>>34420169Am I you in this scenerio? Jerk it a lil.(sad)
>>34420169Same thing?
>>34420169I’m a few years away from that
>>34420172I'm from Southern Utah :(
>>34420169i'm 2 months away from reaching 30 as a virgin. my sex drive is high so i've been strongly considering looking for a FWB or something. i'm attracted to moid bodies but couldn't care less about the rest. just a sex subscription for weekends maybe.alas i'm still on the fence about that so idk. might go for 40 as a virgin after all.
>>34420154Mood>>34420018>what's your least favorite US stateHappy
I think I’m going to marry my ex
Mannnnnn I neeeed to MOUNT
>>34420166well life has always been shit, guess that's a reason, up until recently I wanted to kill myself because my gf left me but I'm over that bitch, she is dead to me now.
>>34420181Oh sorry.Are you mormon?
I'm a tall White guy, how do I get a Japanese, Chinese, or Korean girlfriend?
>things that are acceptable as character flaws in women need to be fixed or mitigated as a man if you want a shot at loveit sounds like a blackpill at first but its actually a whitepill
>>34420182>sex subscription for weekends maybeHow much would you pay
>>34420190Why don’t you want a white girlfriend
>>34420186Sounds like a bad idea
>>34420191Please name these acceptable flaws for women
>>34420176I’m a man, but will be very soon >>34420179How do you feel about it?
>>34420195It’s inevitable
>>34420189Nope, but if that's it I get it. I've never had any issues with the Mormons myself but it can be hard to fit in here if you're not one of them.
>>34420193They are too feminist, entitled, and ungrateful.
>>34420197NAG but did you get wizard powers at 30?
>>34420192nothing, my looks are too good.what's troublesome is that moids can't buy me either. some have tried in the past. my aversion to moids is just too great. which i'm fine with, it's just my sex drive that rebels against it for a few days. damn hormones.
>>34420182>alas i'm still on the fence about that so idk. might go for 40 as a virgin after allMight as well try to make it to 40. You can masturbate after all. Just use dildos
>>34420190You can probably start by asking a Japanese, Chinese, or Korean woman on a date.
>>34420198Do you even talk to him
what does it mean when a chick deletes most of her instagram posts?
>>34420201No I did not
>>34420021>marry and reproduce Both of these things are a complete waste of time and a detriment to the planet>>34420206It means she does not want those posts to be on instagram dot com any longer
>>34420196off the top of my head:>introversion and/or having "mid" social skills>can be more emotionally unstable, express frustration more often without being "whiny">don't really need to work a high-paying job, can pick basically any occupation besides sex work and still be attractive>can be a slob and it will be tolerated>can vape and it won't be as unattractive/off-puttingthere's definitely more but you probably get the idea
How are so many of you virgins? Genuinely what happened? Did time just slip away? Just curious. >>34420197Well I assumed so thats why i said jerk it a lil. Have a good cum, my friend.>>34420190You should go up to a chinese girl and be like "I hate feminist crackers wanna bone?" Then do that thing with the eyes and say some racial slurs.
>>34420213Too ugly to fuck
>>34420196oh, another big one - you can be a total gooner as a woman and it's not a big deal, there's no implication of poor character or being a creep
>>34420217I would not date some shit like that no way in hell. Only a guy with zero standards and options would take that.
>>34420191Wtf is a whitepill?
>>34420213I'm almost 28M virginIt's very easy lol, just have no social lifeI only leave the house when I have to, or for walks >>34420217>there's no implication of poor character or being a creepThere definitely is in the real world lol
>>34420201Your wizard power is the power to resist women.
What did I miss today anons?
>>34420213high school romance didn't pan out, and then the girl i started getting close to in college died in a car wreck over winter break, at which point i gave up. the years flew by after that and i was fine being alone with a good group of friends around me to keep me feeling loved.
>>34420217Like with every trait in women it's OK if she's hot and gross if she's busted.
>>34420214Idk man I was an ugly pooner and still got bitches (male). I kinda never believe ppl when they say this. Plenty of ugly ppl get laid.>>34420217You literally cannot. Gooners do not have souls.>>34420221Its a pill and youve got to take itIts a pill that youve got to take>>34420227Jesus Im so sorry. Ill stop shitposting now. I hope everything turns around.
>>34420213Never met the right girl who would see past my social awkwardness.
>>34420230>still got bitches (male)That's not remotely the same thing. Men will fuck anything with a pussy and some things without
>>34420234Hold up bro i was fucking the men
>>34420232IktfThe pattern I always seem to fall into when I do socialise with women is>girl takes interest and gets my number>we hang out a few times, whatever>they realise how bizarre and dysfunctional I am and lose interest
>>34420219>Only a guy with zero standards and options would take thatmost men aren't in a position where they have tons of options and can dismiss a woman outright on something like that. like, being an OF girl yeah most men are going to pass on that, but just a regular gooner with little to no social media presence, that's pretty low on the totem pole. I think having an instagram account with a lot of followers, constantly taking selfies in public would be a much bigger red flag than just being a woman who goons
>>34420228this applies to everyone, not just women
>>34420236I know
>>34420243:) ehee
I can't stop falling asleep after work
>>34420244So yes your perception is completely out of whack. Maybe if I was a shameless degenerate I'd hit some bottom of the barrel shit but I'm not
>>34420226Literally nothing
>>34420230not the other guy, but I'm pretty sure buttfucking other dudes is worse than just gooning, and definitely isn't the same as actually losing your virginity to a woman
>>34420252Great.
State gender and your favorite Disney villain songM, Be Prepared from Lion King
>tfw moving house in a few hours>tfw gave away everything I don't need to charity>tfw fit everything I own into a suitcase and backpackAnyone else on their /minimalism/ shii rn?
ayyyyyyyyppppp
>>34420257M, that is a banger, watched that movie many times on VHSGaston is a hood classic tho
>>34420137Yeah getting people to sign it and getting one that is a cool color and material.
>>34420248Bottom of the barrel : o ( Im at least middle shelf...>>34420255I fucked women and enbies too... Kinda mid tho idg the hype.
>>34420257M, gotta agree with the other guy on Gaston
>>34420262I wouldn't fuck you with someone else's dick
>>34420237>>girl takes interest and gets my numberYou're chad compared to me.
>tfw no goonergfwhy live
>>34420257F. Gotta go with Hellfire from Hunchback. Be Prepared is close.
Women would you date a guy with crooked teeth
>>34420257MDr. Facilier - Friends on the Other Side.
>>34420258I need to take a few donations out. Where are you going anon?
Women, and men, if you want to answer. Would you date someone with no friends? What is the bare minimum amount of friend contact they would need if not?
>>34420213I have a face that only a mother could love. Now that my mother is dead, there is no one left alive who could love me.
>>34420276MYes but I'd really want to know why she was like that
It does not matter if a woman has no butt.If she is skinny that's alright.And face trumps everything.
>>34420276M. Yes, I could be her friend.
>>34420273Are you in the Big Book of British Smiles? I need to get mine done again. Tea is delicious but hecks up my mouth.
>>344202796/10 face with 8/10 butt (that can have stretch marks, as long as its well shaped) is way, way more powerful on the male brain than women realize
>>34420212>introversion and/or having "mid" social skills>can be more emotionally unstable>don't really need to work a high-paying job>can vape and it won't be as unattractive/off-puttingLike other anon said, the "acceptability" of these traits has more to do with being conventionally attractive than genderI think it's harder for ugly women because society still largely has such a superficial view of what makes a woman valuable>>34420270Nta but great taste, these were my runner-up choices >>34420266I can assure you I'm not>>34420275>need to take a few donations outWhat are you planning to donate?>Where are you going anon?On the train (back to my mom's lol)
>>34420279Pic has a cute little butt, though.
>>34420276F. Yes, we can be lonely together.
>>34420284>I can assure you I'm notClearly you are, relatively speaking.
>>34420284Old clothes and books.
>>34420276M, yes, I barely have friends or socialise myself so I don't care at allMy exes were incredibly extroverted though
>>34420288I'm almost a wizard so the results are the same lol>>34420289That's dope (: for me it was mostly clothes ans toys
>>34420276Mno, I think not currently having any close friends is more of a red flag than past relationship history because they will likely want to monopolize your time
>>34420292>I'm almost a wizard so the results are the same lolWay ahead of you, boyo.
>>34420293what if they don't? how much outside relationships are desired?
>>34420293>they will likely want to monopolize your timeNta but that was never the case for me. Not that I didn't really like the girls I was dating, but needing alone time to recharge while they didn't was sometimes a sticking point
Catbergs mad about her diet
why do people overreact when they get hurt? like sometimes people burn themselves by accident or cut or whatever and they make a big deal, I mean yeah it has happened to me too, it kinda hurts but it doesn't hurt THAT much
>>34420203no need, i just use my fingers.blessings to all AO3 authors. will write my first fanfic soon, too.>>34420213>How are so many of you virgins? Genuinely what happened? Did time just slip away? Just curious.pretty much, yes. i could go into how i grew up ugly, got bullied blah blah blah, but these days i believe the biggest reason for my virginity is me growing up in a shithole area of the country. while i was one of the few people who even tried to claw their way out of there, most of my peers are either NEETs living with their parents, or crackheads couch-surfing to get by. i never fit into that place because my mindset is completely different from the low IQ folk. no, i don't care how arrogant that sounds when it's simply real life. it's hilarious when bitches who used to bully you hard suddenly block you on social media because they don't want you to see that their lives went either nowhere or to shit.i moved out of there a year ago for uni + work. people here are completely different. i guess that's part of the reason why i'm dangerously close to actually giving dating a shot.
>>34420299That’s how I feel about men
>>34420295>what if they don't?it raises alarm bells unless they recently moved or something>how much outside relationships are desired?they just need to be continuously doing something that connects them to people, either in their work or without it. they don't need to be extremely popular or anything, I'm definitely not>>34420297>needing alone time to recharge while they didn't was sometimes a sticking pointthat's exactly what I'm talking about
>>34420301???explain
>>34420108oh, neato.Anyways, aren't there better things to judge a state on besides the nonexistence of an expensive train? Other positives/negatives?
>>34420302>continuously doing something that connects them to peopleI can't imagine anything worse
>>34420302It sounds like you just need them to not be an isolated NEET.
>>34420309yeah that's pretty much it. don't get me a wrong, I'd be all about a day at the house doing nothing but watching anime and banging or something, but they can't be pulling me in that direction all the time
>>34420298Did you give her dry food instead of wet?
>>34420303I think women have greater pain tolerance
>>34420299It's not about the physical pain, it's about the annoyance and inconvenience of it, and also just being a diva. Like how rude of the flame or knife to do that?? I'm getting upset just thinking about it >>34420313>don't get me a wrongOK Mario>I'd be all about a day at the houseI like how this is an abnormal day for extrovertsK night guiz>>34420317Giving birth is a pretty madlad moveWhy is there no female Jackass though (maybe cuz you guys aren't as dumb)Going bed byee
>>34420315I'm giving her wet food and no dry.
>>34420317Men and women have different average pain tolerances. You'll never guess this but scientists speculate that women's pain tolerance is focused on helping them with, you'll never guess so I'll just say it, child birth.
>>34420320night>>34420313Yeah, I get it.
>>34420304That state is a complete shitshiw with its dysfunctional government and I hope it burns to the fucking ground
atoga has become truly unusable
>>34420317are you calling me a woman?
>>34420332no one cares about you
>>34420276FYeah, but I have no friends. Can't be a hypocrite.
>>34420332Hiding posts has got to be the pettiest bitch shit I can think of 2bh. Just ignore it
>>34420336>Just ignore itwe are
>>34420332Does it really matter if someone is spamming with a name instead of anonymously? It would be the same spam regardless.
>>34420338just makes it easier to filterbut the thread gets killed by them either way
born to give her smooches and hugs and headpatsforced to strangle her and slam her head against the wall during sex and ghost her after
>>34420335>Can't be a hypocrite.Suggesting that you'd like to be?
>>34420276The problem isn't not having friends reallyIt's that how the fuck do you meet someone while having no friends
>>34420030that's hot
>>34420341It would be nice if he had a couple friends so we had stuff to do sometimes but it's not a problem if he doesn't
>>34420337You had to go out of your way to manually click and hide qts post
Men, opinions on saggers?
>>34420333:X
>>34420335Hey
>>34420276MMy wife had, and continues to have, no friends. It's a good system.
>>34420346I love themSadly most women will cut them off, and so too will I have to cut her off
>>34420346I like perky.
>>34420346Would
>>34420346Mine look like this only worse, not lower but more deflated
>>34420342I think it's common to date people through other networks.
>>34420345>manuallyno, those are filtered since he avatarfags with the same pics and uses several made up words to attention whore withat least a good 80% of his worthless drivel is filtered out that way
>>34420346I like any tits, especially if I get a real chance to feel them
>>34420353Prove it right now
>>34420346Saw these youtube shorts of a woman with saggers and now I like themhttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/xcGayKducyY
>>34420347it's ok, you wouldn't be the first and you won't be the last
>>34420354And how does that help friendless people?
I’m behind in saggy boobs. I was pretty small chested until kids and weight gain
>A crime ring out of Tennessee was just busted for running wrench attacks on bitcoin holders across California, San Francisco, Sunnyvale, San Jose, and Los Angeles. >They hacked into victims' DoorDash and UberEats accounts to figure out where they lived, then showed up posing as delivery drivers. Once inside, they zip-tied and duct-taped victims at gunpoint while a remote operator, using a voice modulator, directed them through draining the wallets. >In one case they stole $13 million. In another, when the victim's wallet didn't show the amount the attackers expected, the voice on the phone ordered them to cut off the victim's fingers until he revealed the "real" account.Damn, that's pretty crazy. They could have at least started with toes.
>>34420346i don't really care.
>>34420346don't like them, small chests will always be superior
Women, what are your traits that you're insecure about?What are your thoughts on men who find those traits attractive on you?>A, of course he likes my traits, my flaws are all exaggerated in my head anyway.>B, he's lying, he's just willing to tolerate my traits for sex, not for a relationship.>C, he's lying, he's willing to tolerate my traits in a relationship because he knows he has to settle.>D, he's telling the truth, and that's a red flag because only sick people like my negative traits.>E, other.
>>34420363I've never gotten a girlfriend through friend social circles. If anything I feel my friend meeting a girl before we're settled actually sabotages things.
I made scallops and sautee'd leeks for dinner. Does anybody want some?The scallops are a little overdone and underseared because I didn't cook them on a high enough heat, but they're not to the point where they're rubbery.
>>34420378Ahi tuna s steaks and roasted brussels on my menu. How do you not know what temp to cook scallops at
Men, what would you do if you fuond out your girlfriend was a pedo? Like not high school dudes, but actual little boys.
>>34420022when they act too weird about it, yes.>>34420024hello horny>>34420043not many would agree to that desu>>34420036your grandma was a femanon?
>>34420374Female. Weight, teeth.Gonna go with C.
https://youtu.be/9XXoNB0lVGo?si=sz-mUGSnRMJFaZee
>>34420389>teethArrangement or color? I think nobody has the color they want unless they pay for artificial whitening.
AND IF A DOUBLE DECKER BUS
>>34420346its all about the angles
>>34420340i guarantee you, that is someone's fetish>>34420374the way this is written makes me feel like an autistic person made it
>>34420069faggot ass fence sitter
>>34420396yeah same i didn't know how to answer it
>>34420396Where do you think you are?
>>34420392This you?
>>34420394CRASHES INTO US
>>34420397big talk from a dude who posts dumb ragebait twitter screencaps all day1) yeah it's stupid to make a big deal out of bikinis 2) yeah it's stupid to make a big deal over gooners gooning over your gooner pics you posted for money and attention 3) yeah it's stupid to get so mad over people posting goonerbait that you screenshot it to post it to 4chan
>>34420404I'm a rando that came in and saw your gay ass response
>>34420377Again, no friends so no friends circle
Do you guys view me as undatable and patriarchal in a bad way because I'm unsure if I could be satisfied with just one woman instead of two
>>34420402Saved
>>34420393A little bit of an overbite.
>>34420408yes
>>34420408News to me. I’ll have to think about it anon. May I borrow these kitties?
>>34420410
>>34420396>that is someone's fetishwhich one, the smooching and kissing or the violent pumping and dumping?
Men can like small tits but women can never like an average sized cock
I can breathe
>>34420408As in "two women in a relationship at once" or "one monogamous relationship but he cheats"?
>>34420408Ok anon we get it you're a degenerate
>>34420416
>>34420425are you allowed to dock ice cream cones like that?
>>34420414Absolutely.>>34420422Prior>>34420423Yeah, I won't deny that. I'm just hoping everything else about me can make up for that when trying to come to an agreement that'll decide my romantic life.
Is it true that men/women who sleep around regularly are better at sex than men/women who have lots of sex in a monogamous relationship? Am I missing out on something?
>>34420419Women can like whatever they want, we just have zero incentive to listen or care
>>34420400https://youtube.com/watch?v=x8qFCsFN_mM>>34420417eh the smooching and kissing is pretty normal, definitely the latter specifically strangling and slamming
>>34420432My life experience tells me its the other way aroundWomen born after 1993 are pretty disgusted by male affection unless you've given her genghis khan-style dicking and tyrone-style aftercare at least a dozen times first
>>34420433Tl:dr women are whores
>>34420419For the love of god can men stop parroting this? Women are fine with average dicks. In fact, average dicks are suitable for the wide majority of women.The only women average dicks aren’t suitable for are genuine size queens and small dick fetish women, each who are very rare groups. Small dicks are just fucked unless you get that lucky girl who doesn’t care or a small Dick fetish women. On paper, big dick men have the greatest POTENTIAL for sexual enjoyment, but that isn’t a guarantee , especially because tons of big dick men think being a jackhammer is all they need due to their size. Also, there are tons of women who will never enjoy or take a big dick, no matter how much lube or foreplay you do. That will never happen to average dick dudes.
>>34420346I would do unspeakable things to that man
Your boyfriend/girlfriend doesn’t vote. Thoughts?
>>34420439I'd prefer if she did.She has to exist first though.
>>34420429But what if they are dating each other
>>34420430well i've never been a virgin wife or whatever but i sure have been a stupid slut. so i can really only speak to that. me and my former manwhore bf have some pretty fucking bomb sex, no one has ever eaten me out so well
>>34420439Voting does nothing for a society so the obvious answer is I don't care
>>34420437So you agree big dick men are better?
>>34420447>he only votes in federal electionsIt's no wonder everything is so fucked when most people are like you.
>>34420439Democracy doesn’t work in this country anymore. We need to reset it.
Why does everything always have to happen ALL AT ONCE
Anons would you vote for the first robot president
>>34420449Want my genuine answer? Big dick men who aren’t too big to a comical degree (above 8 inches is comical for me) and are good sexual partners are the best, yes. But it means nothing on an individual level. No different than people gravitating to 6’2 dudes
>>34420405That wasnt me, but i agree with them. I think theyre both losers for arguing about boobs on the internet. >>34420439Thats a rough one but im not certain its breakup worthy.
I’ve noticed I only do things well when I don’t think too hard about them. What’s that about?
>>34420459The more you think about things the more you overthink and second guess which causes you to fuck up.
>>34420454No. robots and ai have all the biases and flaws of the people who made them
>>34420459>Wu wei is a concept from ancient Chinese philosophy that literally means not-acting or non-doing, variously interpreted and translated as actionlessness, inaction, or effortless action.>In Daoism, it denotes the nature of Dao, meaning that while Dao (the way, path, or flow of nature) is the source of all existence and manifestation of all phenomena, its intrinsic formless essence is that it acts or moves in a silent, invisible, ineffable, often-unnoticed manner that may even seem motionless and effortless.>Accordingly, Taoists aspire to live their lives in alignment with such a harmonious state of free flowing and unforced activity.
>be me>literally thought I was about to die>text crush casually asking her out, no mention of situation, just to see what she says>says yes>end up surviving >now want to chicken outDo I tell her this was all over a panic?
>>34420459No worries when you are comfortable with the subject
>>34420450Implying I actually care about voting in general
>>34420463Why were you dying
Men, your wife of 7 years reveals to you that she faked her orgasms. She says a guy never made her cum. What do you say?
>>34420467>missing the pointBecome involved in local politics. It matters more than you think.
Btw I texted him and he never answered sooo you guys are liars
>>34420469Stupid dyke
>>34420469I think a sex life were the woman doesn't cum would be unfulfilling, some people might think this was egocentric because I'm making it about me, but would women want to be with a guy who never busted with them?
>when I drop the bomb on /atoga/
I hate women with high body counts
>>34420018>what's your least favorite US state?As a Texan, I feel like I should say Oklahoma. But I'm really pissed at Florida.>>34420022>Does she have a point?No, especially with those designs. That's like a man walking around in a mankini and saying it's just swimwear.>>34420043>high libido menNOOOO!>>34420257>your favorite Disney villain songHellfire from Hunchback of Notre Dame or Friends on the Other Side from Princess and the Frog.>>34420430>Is it true that men/women who sleep around regularly are better at sex than men/women who have lots of sex in a monogamous relationship?No, there are plenty of starfishes and lazy guys out there who have sex all the time.>>34420463No, you fucking coward. You've been given a second lease on life. Take the chance and run with it.
>>34420456Thank you for proving me right
Abusive men are never single, fellas
>>34420471Lol
>>34420477>Garbage capeshit dykesKys
>>34420443Not OP but I thought that sort of throuple relationship was exactly what he meant
>>34420477>That's like a man walking around in a mankini and saying it's just swimwear.A mankini isn't even sexy, it's stupid. You should have said a speedo.
>>34420482ooooo edgyyy~ ur so cool anon
>>34420469I guess as long as no guy has. I speculate that like 1/3 of women are indifferent to sex or don't like it, but do it because they like being in a relationship.
Women if you were my gf, would i be allowed to fondle your [spoiler] Hair [/spoiler} ?
>>34420439If they don't actually care what either side offers or costs that election then I don't care.
>>34420487Except a speedo actually is swimwear. You can't swim in a bikini without a titty popping out.
>>34420018It's tough between New Jersey or Texas.People in Texas are terrible and they usually stay there for that reason. People in New Jersey should just not drive, and stop driving everywhere else since there is that one town that is built for retarded people to drive in where you only turn left.New Jersey needs a bubble. Texas is a bubble.
>>34420488*rapes you*
>>34420495>People in Texas are terribleWell fuck you too. Bitch.
women why do you think so little of us?
>>34420469I would be sad until she said “no guy ever made her cum “. That means i can still the first and the best if i get her to orgasm. I would then work hard to make her orgasm.
>>34420374Like physical traits? Nothing is so bad that I believe a guy is lying when he says he enjoys them but I always fear B because of my personality.I've got saggy tits and yellow teeth
>>34420498Whyyyyyyy do you have to live there. Literally any other red state would probably give you more peace to exist in.
>>34420498Texas is a 3rd world country in the middle of America.
>>34420477>I'm really pissed at Florida.Mad that we passed an anti sharia law bill?
Men, how do you feel about cheapskates? I sometimes eat from the trash.>grew up with /pol/ dad and bpd mom>fear of war, famine, homelessness>play Stardew Valley, read Ted Kaczynski>start eating from the trash>trade plastic bottles for coupons>pick wild mushrooms, nuts and fruit>pan fry weevil flour>eat mouldy fruit and veg>ate green defrosted meat, mild food poisoning >freeze bread so no mold, toast is good>attempts to live without running water, gas and electricity for fun>cure my own meat, make cider>coffee from work>still donate to beggarsCurrently living in the city, but I used to farm and grow chickens too.I enjoy my lifestyle more than when I had lots of money and a fashion addiction.Could I be a pleasant girlfriend?
>>34420490>He can touch my hair.
>>34420517>Could I be a pleasant girlfriend?More like peasant girlfriend
Men, would you?
OH NAH NAH NAHPUT YO HANDS IN THE AIR IF YOU FUCKIN TONIGHT
>>34420517God no if this isn't bait
>>34420520She's the same height as me but outweighs me by 60 lbs. Honestly, would.
>>34420507I plan on leaving in the future, but there's too much keeping my wife and I here right now.>>34420510>Texas is a 3rd world country in the middle of AmericaI'd roast whatever shit stain blip on the map you come from, but no one has probably ever heard of it. >>34420513>Mad that we passed an anti sharia law bill?No, your governor is a bitch and the pedophile president spends all his time there playing golf >>34420520If a 2x4 was a woman. Built like an old Dodge square body. I bet she could pull a plow, give birth in the field, and get right back to it.
>>34420517Girl to girl, do you think you could fall in love with a homeless dude with nothing to his name?
>>34420517>eat mouldy fruit and vegGirl you can get penicillin from the doctor you don't need to grow your own
>>34420527Fucking gross
I want my face to match my life
>>34420528I have a crush on Ted K and Primitive Technology so the answer is yes. It's the high intelligence lifestyle in my personal opinion.
>>34420532>It's the high intelligence lifestyle in my personal opinion.It's actually wasting your own time.
>>34420527That’s not Jeffrey Epstein, he’s Palm Beach Pete
I’m stressed out per usual
>>34420532>I have a crush on Ted KIt's back for moids that look like the unibomber.
>>34420531it does! forgettable
>>34420537Transitioning could have saved her.
>>34420531They do though
>>34420534I sort of agree with you, but would you care to elaborate? It takes much longer, but it's fun. So, what's a better use of someone's time?
>>34420535Gonna Palm Beach Peg Pete.
>>34420541You're breaking your back doing stuff that you could easily pay someone else to do more efficiently.
>>34420517there are plenty of people that live like this in the right cities (portland oregon and burlington vermont)
My stupid cousin thinks this residential facility she's going to will allow her to take her baby out with her to hang with her deadbeat boyfriend. I doubt she'll last long there when she finds out this isn't the case.
What would happen if BlueValkyrie and Elf were to fight in real life? Who would win?
>>34420555My dick
>>34420555They'd collapse into a black hole
>>34420555BV would just sit on Elf.
>>34420559idk elf passed pictures yesterday didn't she?
>>34420560"She" is fat and old
>>34420439meh. we'd be the same then.>>34420490yes>>34420559and the crowd goes home
I want a bf with a cock so big that i don't know what to do with
>>34420562If that's the case, it would even the fight no?
Either gender, can you become a rockstar in your late thirties or early 40s?
Women how would you feel about a low material ambition man? Doesn’t care about having a house, a cool car, etc. just wants enough money to pursue his hobbies and travel (but not necessarily high end hotel traveling and the like).
>>34420538Why>>34420540Why
>>34420568imo if i saw one and didn't know what do do with it, it would be more like an artifcact than anything hot
>>34420571Wasn't the drummer for the Smashing Pumpkins in his 30s when they made it big?
>>34420574I would bat at it like a cat
>>34420575I believe you that that's true.
>>34420575>>34420578>Jimmy Chamberlin was 29 when Siamese Dream came outSo the answer is no, it's impossible. You could be the next Leonard Cohen I guess, I think he got started in his 40s.
>>34420572I can own the house and cars. No they won't be extravagant. And I don't mind low budget traveling. I can drive 12 hours straight on a small redbull and I prefer boats.
>>34420581Damn
>>34420572I'm all for hobbies and travel but I don't want to be apartment hopping until I die I'd want him to care about having a house eventually
One of my worst traits is I have that reversal of period and ovulating. I feel and look like shit when ovulating and feel good and horny on my period. So stupid such a waste of my time
>>34420571Probably not, but you can become the scatman
>>34420573Because they're both utter shite
>>34420587I DID think of that guy! I need a gimmick or A LOT of cosmetic surgery.
>>34420586You could be fixed
>>34420588Ouch
Mens ankles when they wear boots
>>34420595Luigi Primo
>>34420594That's what you said when you picked at it
>>34420592How
>>34420571No. Your best routes are classicalmaxxing, jazzmaxxing, or experimentalmaxxing. Rock/pop has a strong priority on image and uncs are hip with the zoomies
>>34420598:/
>>34420602You know what that was out of line. I'm sorry you're clearly trying
>>34420601>are hiparen't*
>>34420601Every generation's culture is mostly made by the younger half of the previous generation.
>>34420599You know how
>>34420603Thank you
>>34420606Probably severe hormone therapy
>>34420608There is another way
Moids, where is your weenus.And the thing that rhymes with weenus.
>>34420612On my elbowBetween my legs
>>34420610What is it
>>34420617Stabilization via moid
>>34420612Its half mast resting on my left thigh
How do I find a porn addicted girlfriend?
>>34420612It's chilling and tuckered out
rubbing my face against musky cock n balls
>>34420624Here >>34420627
>>34420612I don't know what a weenus is. My genius does not possess a location.
where is my manic pixie gf?
>>34420641What is your dick doing, oh wise one?
Honestly women are way less respectful of other people's time than men. They take forever to get ready and are indifferent to how they make other people wait.
>>34420612Got my hand chilling holding my c&b'smight hit a quick one before bed idk
Was watching The Pitt, in this episode a woman almost dies because of her saggers.
Going to a bar tomorrow, what do I do if a girl looks at me?
>>34420658Smile for her
Foids, can you tell me more about this "mental load" that you all complain about you carry? When I first heard this I thought it had to do with taking a cumshot to the forehead, but apparently that is not what it is about at all!
>>34420660*pinches nose, sighs*
>>34420660I need a moid to cry on
Guys, do you need like tips from women on time management or how can we help you with this?
>>34420029u don't like Pink ones?Why, brother?
>>34420666Some people work more than 40 hours per week on a regular basis. They're goyslave retards for the most part but they exist.
>>34420660Why can't he buy toilet paper before we run out without being asked? It's either on me or we spend a day or two wiping our asses with napkins before he gets some. Thank kind of thing.
Women would you watch Charlie Chaplin movies with your moid?
>>34420658Run away
>>34420666I still don't get this...> All Men are assholes/perverts, especially xyz minority groupthenVent endless about said situation on social media, while specifically (again) condemning xyz minority group.
>>34420674Mhm. But aren't most of them silent? Meant for yapping?
>>34420658Look at the floor until she leaves
>>34420648The extended family would tell my dad gatherings started an hour earlier than they actually did so he'd only be 15 minutes late instead of an hour and 15 I came by this dysfunction genetically lol
>>34420677No, they are meant to pay attention to
>>34420619Ah
>>34420659If I smile at her, can I approach her?
>>34420683I think even if you did get a boyfriend it wouldn't work out because you're too hung up on your ex
>>34420687That was uncalled for, I’m not hung up on him
I need an anorexic gf
I need an anorexic bf
>>34420684If she smiles back
>>34420688You talk about him all the time
>>34420694Not really
>>34420693Do I wave hello at her when I smile?
What brand has the best cotton panties?
>>34420695Yeah you do you said you had to marry him on top of many other things
Modern Times is actually pretty boring
>>34420698I did not say that wtf
>>34420697Idk I don't wear panties
>>34420696If she looks for more than three seconds.
>>34420699Boring would be preferable to what they really are Torturous
>>34420646Slouching, it seems.
>>34420697>>34420703Yeah idk either, I don't wear panties. Whole underwear is inefficient.
>>34420692I am anorexic which is why I want an anorexic gf
>>34420700It's called gaslighting maybe you should try it. Anyways you're always like waaah he dumped me
>>34420703You should
men, if you got paid 50 bucks a day for not wearing a shirt, how many days in a row would u go about your day shirtless ?
>>34420711That'd be a little gay
>>34420699Modern Life is RUBBISH
>>34420710Yea bc he dumped me
>>34420712I don't go out much so it seems like free money.
>>34420712I spend all day inside so all of them? Unless there's a clause that forbids that.
>>34420706I meant the 1936 movie>>34420712Every day for a year and just wear a sweater with no shirt
>>34420709You’ll both whither away and be infertile
>>34420718>>34420719i didnt think of how many of u guys are just neets or neet adjacent. >>34420720no cheating, you can’t wear any form of clothing that covers your torso at all
I’d like to purchase a slow cooker soon but maybe I can get one for free?
>>34420705What should I say to make my intentions clear that I want to have sex with her that night and/or date once I finally approach her? Obviously I'll tell her my name and ask for hers but what do I say after?
>>34420699Watch City Lights.
Walking around in public shirtless is Pacific Islander behavior, I'm a Palangi so I can't get away with that.
>>34420712Only on weekends, so 2 days in a row, and 3 for Monday/Friday holidays.
>>34420725I think Walmart has those anti theft things on them
>>34420721but we'll be happy (also I don't want kids, I don't think I would be a good father)
>>34420732No maybe someone will give away theirs
>>34420717Yeah boohoo everyone gets dumped. Plus it was long ago and it didn't even last that long
I love tall men
>>34420383Break up with her. If she's in a position to interact with kids, I'll do what I can to prevent that, up to and including gathering evidence and sending it out.I'd be slightly more lenient if she told me herself, but the bottom line doesn't change.
>>34420737I don't love you
>>34420736What do you do when you get dumped, I always took it and rejection so hard even if I never dated the guy
>>34420697I haven't figured it out yetOr maybe the best cotton panties just suck like yeah they're breathable but the stretch wears out after like 5 hours of moving around because cotton.
>>34420735Yeah I also want a million things to fall into my lap but here we are. Maybe buy a used one but it could be grungy
>>34420741I like my Calvin’s
>>34420739I will climb you and cling to your arms regardless
>>34420727Overtly work up the compliments from fringe to body while learning information during conversation. Don't compliment everything tho or you'll give off simp vibes too hard and scare most women.Engage conversation but don't dominate and talk over her.
>>34420727>make my intentions clear that I want to have sex with her that night Don't ever make that clear
>>34420469>dumb fornicator problems
>>34420742I’ll keep an eye out it’s not an urgent purchase, I don’t really want a cheap one covered in Chinese lead
>>34420737We know.
>>34420740Maybe I'm just a soulless bastard but move the fuck on, can't please everyone, find someone else to obsess over
>>34420743Do they make any without that unreasonably thick and chunky waistband?
>>34420739How tall
>>34420751Yes I have a few with a thin band
>>34420745>Overtly work up the compliments from fringe to body while learning information during conversationHow do I go from normal conversation to complimenting her physical appearance?>>34420746But everyone on /htgwg/ says that I need to "close the deal" that night or else I'll get friendzoned since the "moment" we shared is now gone
>>34420697>What brand has the best cotton panties?I like Calvin Klein, because of the waistband. It makes them feel more secure. But Aerie are also good and a lot cheaper. Plus, you can buy them in bulk. >>34420751>Do they make any without that unreasonably thick and chunky waistband?Best part about them imo. Especially on their bras.
>>34420748Aren't they all basically the same. I'm no expert on appliances
>>34420750I’ll move on eventually I’m mostly moved on already he’s just my easy blame Fine I’ll be obsessed with you
>>34420755Like this /
>>34420708I think it's a vestigial clothing article from when people used to wear the same outer clothes for weeks or whatever
>>34420757I think there are some ceramic ones instead of the ones with the nonstick coating but I’m not sure
>>34420756>Especially on their bras.The bras are a disaster for me I have saggy pancake tits. Like the band is way too much compression on the underwear and not nearly enough on the bras. I'm glad you like them though.
>>34420761My pussy is too wet for that. New thong erryday. And less laundry.
Question for women. What non-physical things about a man turn you on? Accents? Talents? Personality traits?
>>34420759What the hell does that mean lol
>>34420762I thought most of them were the ceramic bowl type. But yeah buy one of those
>>34420765Oh.
>>34420766Humor
>>34420758>he’s just my easy blameI guess that's an easier way to frame it >Fine I’ll be obsessed with youI'm flattered. You love me don't you
>>34420761This motherfucker's never heard of a chemise or pair of combinations.Also vestigial my ass are you washing your jeans every time you wear them? I don't want to bleach and degrade the fabric of my yoga pants if I keep them for too long by getting discharge all over them. My vagina melts clothes if you give it several years to do it.
>>34420768Y=mx+b
>>34420763Yeah, I'm not very blessed in the chest, nom sayin? I mostly wear sports bras that can feel constricting because of how tight they are, so it's good to be have something that's still secure but also not as tight.>>34420766>What non-physical things about a man turn you on?Gruff voices. Especially with southern accents. Like Sam Elliott could make me melt like pocket chocolate.
>>34420771What kind? donna comedi ga suki ka?
>>34420776Women literally have battery acid leaking from their snatches 24/7 and are surprised when I don't want to put my mouth on that thing.
>>34420770I'm not doing a whole armful of whole ass panties when I need my pussy covered to help stop it from dripping down my legs.
>>34420774Noo
>>34420777Oh, I escalate? But what is the thing that I say that functions as my slope (m) to go from casual convo to compliments on appearance?
>>34420778Sam Elliott grew up in Sacramento and Portland.
>>34420784Oh yeah you do you can't hide it. And since you know so little about me you can just fill in the blanks with whatever your ideal is. It's perfect
>>34420786His parents are from Texas tho
>>34420783Makes sense. Do you.>>34420776I've heard of things.
>>34420786Yes, but his family is from El Paso, which is why he has the accent.
>>34420725go to any thrift store or online market place and you probably find a ton of them just laying around for cheap
>>34420782Excuses excuses. It washes off.But 24 hours of wear and then sitting in the laundry unwashed for a week over and over again over a period of 5+ years would do it.
>>34420789>>34420791Nobody keeps their parent's accent, they get the accent of their surroundings. He's putting it one just for showbiz. When he goes home he probably talks like a bland West Coaster.
>>34420788Which is why I don’t love you I have nothing to work with
My tummy hurts, need a gf to take care of me
>>34420794He's playing it up for sure but have you ever heard a child who has a British and an American parent talk? It's hilarious. They definitely can grow up with a mix of the accents.
>>34420794Accents are kind of randomly inherited and exist on a spectrum actually it turns out, many people pronounce words multiple ways in multiple accents at random or pragmatically for code switching.
One day I will get a breast reduction. I don't want to deal with this bullshit anymore.
>>34420795The opposite you have all the freedom in the world. I'm like a coloring book
>>34420766men w country accents are the best
One day I will get a dick reduction. I don't want to deal with this bullshit anymore.
>>34420785That is unknown, what is known is the measures of the x asis is time and y axis is level of open body language directed towards yourself.
>>34420800Then if I do love something it isn’t you
>>34420799Sneaky bait
>>34420798Like how Gillian Anderson uses a British accent on British talk shows but an American one on American tv.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BrQ-RlPDPFo
>>34420804Is that a thing? I'd probably get one too if my dick was too big, sounds annoying af.
>>34420796I'd lick >his tummy.
>>34420804I can reduce it for you, via pussy compression
>>34420809It's not bait. I tried to go buy some clothes yesterday and I still haven't emotionally recovered. I want these fucking blobs off of me. I hate it I hate it I hate it.
>>34420810When you know how to talk comfortably in a different accent and have been immersed with people for it for years it kind of feels weird, dare I say, even rude to speak with your other accents. It's not necessarily like a sociopath thing.
>>34420805Hm, that makes sense. Lets say linear equation is reaching the threshold for escalating, what do I say to leave with her that night?
I finally got to geometry on duolingo today.
>>34420815You'll miss them if you get rid of them.
it's true, women can't handle rejection
>>34420806It is me it's still based on me, but it's just your own version of me
>>34420819No, they are a burden and stress factor 99% of times, the one percent is not worth the dread they add to my life.
>>34420814*takes one whiff of femanon stench*Thanks, femanon, my dick shrunk back to normal size!
>>34420817You say"I will give you my social security number if I may spend an evening with you."
>>34420821In defense of women I hate rejection too, I'm just good at staving off the side effects until I can be alone.
>>34420824I don't think it's very expensive. You got this.
>>34420827*hocks a vintage nicacado fart jar at anon*
>>34420831I'm very broke tho. I'll never be able to save up enough to afford it. I will try to get ole paid for my insurance via the psychiatrist by telling him about the severe and avoidable stress they add to my life. But thanks for the encouragement.
I found her YouTube liked videos playlist.
8+ inch dicks are all fake
>>34420834Post it
>>34420834Of who
>>34420834Hopefully not me, that would be insanely embarrassing.
>>34420835Gigacope.
>>34420833Oh.
>>34420833Maybe: Rice, beans, eggs, burritos, potatoes, etc.
>>34420843I've been living the broke life since many years, I know all the broke people methods but thanks for your concerns.
>>34420845Worth a shot, just in case.
>>34420834Based stalkerI could never
>>34420847I'm saying I'm already doing all that.
Women, what are your thoughts on this video? I've seen this happen several times in real life too.
>>34420766Happy and positive
Need my back blown out by him
>>34420857Not my problem they weren't able to recognize a diamond in the rough. Also, I would surely never be impressed by a guy that ended up being a "rapper" and dating glorified prostitutes gold digging him, lol. Sounds more like their idea of success is pretty weird, which kinda explains why their life is the way it is.
Need to blow her back out
Need my head blown smoof off
>>34420857>Women, what are your thoughts on this video?Whatever happened to that "women posting their L's" Twitter account?It's funny because she said she rejected him in 7th grade and then dates guys that remind her of him. I don't follow the logic.Also, it's a good cautionary tale for men that think it's game over if they strike out once. Work on yourself and it will open doors for you down the road.
Women, if a male friend had to shred your shirt and bra in order to give you CPR and save your life, would you be mad if he later told you that he jerked off to the tought of touching your boobs afterward?
>>34420857Not accurate to the real world. You haven’t seen this happen several times
>>34420868yes
>>34420868I would get him in prison for sexual assault
>>34420849It sounded like you were trying.
>>34420871seething incel moid hands
>>34420868You don’t have to shred that for CPR and yes.
>>34420869this, lol, anon doesn't even know several women irl, let alone what they did as teenagers and how they feel about it now
>>34420866>still like 7th gradeI think she meant people with nothing going on
I love string cheese is that an ick
>>34420874t. deflecting incel
Men are so creepy
>>34420859Who?
>>34420885He's so hot and nice
>>34420883everything they do is an attempt to seduce you into, trick you or force you to let them put their dicks and sometimes babies inside you. every single thing from going to work to eating their vegetables, it's all aimed at the same goal.
>>34420883Don't blame us, blame society.
>>34420883I'm normalI promise
>>34420887But who?
It’s no wonder men refuse to perform CPR on women. Some of you do not deserve to be saved!
>>34420892I'd rather die than have some moid touch my body.
>>34420888reminds me of this
>>34420893That’s fair enough. You should tell the people trying to normalise female cpr dolls, tho!
>>34420877Hehe yeah. The usual story is that a guy will ruin the friendship by admitting he has feelings, the next chapter is never “and then he became successful and had lots of women”
>>34420892Fuck of creep
>>34420894I wish this was satire.
>>34420868Why would any non-creepy guy tell her that?
I like it when I get to live in the moment and I stop thinking about the past and the future
>>34420895you should repost that one vid of one person saying that you obsessive incel freak, maybe someone will fall for your bait today or do you want to switch to larping as a woman and posting your collection of women being mad men don't approach them anymore again? what will it be today? at least you've stopped posting the average girl slop a bit lately
>>34420896it's wild how undesirable men walk through life looking for the tiniest scraps to feed their delusions on to come up with this whole narrative about how women regret rejecting them in a few years, yadda yadda very entertaining to observe
>>34420901I wish I was better at that. I dwell on the past too much, and at the same time I overanalyze everything and constantly worry about every possible outcome of every single decision. I've gotta get better at just doing what I want/need to do right now.
>>34420904The girl who rejected me in highschool is 300 pounds now and married to a guy who is also 300 pounds so I'm happy I dodged a bullet, even if the rejection hurt at the time.
>>34420909I almost believe you
>>34420904I remember in high school there was this girl I had a giant crush on but I think I did her a favor by not asking her out and avoiding her. I haven't had a crush since then.
>>34420900Because he want to be honest and also they usually have conversation about toys and porn and former sexual experiences. So he might as well told her that 2 years ago when he saved his life he later went home and jerked to it. Because both touching and seeing his friend titties and being an hero made him horny.
>>34420911thank you for your services
Kicking my feet thinking about tall fit big cock men
>>34420909More like dodged a cannon ball lol
>>34420902>TPAre you schizo?
>>34420912kys julian
>>34420914I also like to advertise that I'm basic.
>>34420913I think some of us are meant to die alone and that's ok.
>>34420917why do you fantasize about toilet paper?
need her to tie me up and gag me
>>34420920lets not turn this into a sobathon
>>34420918I saved your life, Debby! So what if saving people lifes, make me horny? Maybe this is why I jouned the voluntary firemen squad! Have you thought about that? No, you only think about yourself. You’re just like your mother!
>>34420923Boohoo. Whatever I'm done crying I'll crawl back to my hole now. See you next month.
If he wasn't put of by my ugly face I'd suck and fuck him every day
>>34420921Because toilet paper is a lot less expensive than kleenex, so everytime I jerk off my skinless cock, I think about how much money I save by cumming on toilet paper!
>>34420926kys tranny
>>34420910She used to be a cheerleader.
>>34420927>skinless cocknice, you deserve flaying
>>34420929Imagine their children
>>34420929why is she marrying a guy with white hair? are you 67yo?
>>34420934That's his bald dome.
>>34420018Mim a euro and I only have experience with 2so california
>>34420935OH NO NO NO NO
>>34420935lol, and thinking that anon is even lower in the hierarchy since that thing rejected him
>>34420906oh I'm terrible at it, this is the first time in quite a while since I've been like this
>>34420935Some guys make it work, but he probably isn't one of them.
>>34420926Didn't he dump you. Or did you dump him.
>>34420940I'm an autistic sperg, which negates being fit or having hair.
>>34420950which is funny since in your first post you acted like you're now above her but she's still out of your league
>>34420951I'm not saying I'm above her, I'm just not attracted to her anymore.
>>34420914You gay
GenderIs volunteering for charity work attractive?
>>34420959F, not if it's done to appear more attractive
>>34420916Goter
I just drank a single 12% stout and I'm hella tipsy. Get ready for a mass reply as i scroll through the thread. >>34420119don't do it>>34420257late to this but everyone who responded to this post has good taste>>34420213>How are so many of you virgins? Genuinely what happened? Did time just slip away? Just curious.my life is a shitty ecchi manga and no one believes me when I say I'm a virgin irl>>34420276I'd give her a chance, but only if she's willing to [try to] tolerate my friends. I do think 0 friends is a little bit of a red flag though but not an immediate dealbreaker. But I assume if I'm meeting her irl she has some modicum of social skills and doesn't need a flowchart to order and pick up a pizza.>>34420346pic related>>34420909She would've stayed fit with you. You could have saved her.>>34420018MMinnesota. It is by far the most corrupt state in the country and based off my interactions with police when I lived there as a teenager, it's a surprise it took so long for both the George Floyd and the ICE shit to happen later than sooner. And this is coming from someone who understands Floyd was already dead from the fent in his system.
>>34420960This is why I don't volunteer. It's all optics.
>>34420959It depends how meaningful I find the charity. I think positively of people that care about things and do stuff though.
>>34420963not always, some people genuinely care and want to help, not you though, so it's good your performative ass don't
Women, if i volunteer at my local animal shelter is that gonna get me brownie points or should I keep it to myself
>>34420926i dated a girl with a face i thought was ugly at first but over time i ended up thinking it was cute. physical attraction can change depending on how much someone likes you, you're probably not as hopeless as you think.
>>34420965I'm not performative. I literally said I don't do it because of that
>>34420962>qt drunk first thing in the morning this is going to be a long day
>>34420970I'm american not qt I'm going to bed soon
>>34420968you are performative, you just don't perform
>>34420959FIt’s good, stop thinking of things being attractive or not if you actually care.
genderhow long does it take you to orgasm when you bate?
>>34420975MA few seconds if I'm really horny, longer if I'm bored and want to draw it out. I haven't had a good multi-hour gooning session in over a year though.
>>34420966Be less insecure
>>34420975M10-15 minutes. Sometimes faster if it's been a while.
>>34420972Are you retarded
>>34420975F5-10 if I just want to get it done.
>>34420979being self aware and not acting on it doesn't neutralize the underlying reality
>>34420975MI can't orgasm. I'm not sure why, but I think it's psychological. I can get an erection easy and I can still ejaculate, I just can't orgasm.
>>34420982To be performative you have to perform something to get people to think of you a certain way. I'm not performing anything I'm just a shithead
Women exist because a man became hard at the sight of their mom’s tits.
>>34420975shortest 2 minuteslongest 3 hoursreally depends on the mood
>>34420984yeah, for people to know you are performative you have to make it obvious but you not acting performative is in itself performative because you want people to not think you are performative so you don't do anything that might make you seem performative to those around you
>>34420987Jerking yourself off with technicalities and mental gymnastics is about the gayest shit I can think of. You could've called me a million other things that would've actually been right but you chose the one thing that's wrong
>>34420989it's alright, latinas usually have a soft spot for performative men
>>34420991How about I perform with you in the bedroom
>>34420992you couldn't pay me enough to attend that show
>>34420976>>34420986>multi hourWhy? Do you not get sore?
>>34420993Good thing you're my plus one
>>34420995you're giving me the ick
>>34420996That never stopped me
>>34420994I'm a cutfag and even then no, I seldom tear the skin off my poor, defenseless glans unless I'm really reckless. But I'm honestly pretty fit and have relatively big and strong arms.
>>34420997being a rapist isn't very performative, you will ruin your good boy reputation
>>34420993How expensive can you be? What would a 4chan foid charge for an hour?
>>34420999>isn't very performativeExactly now you're waking it back, if that's what it takes then that's what it takes
>>34421001my soul is not for sale so no riches in the world could afford that
>>34421003you'd have to grow some balls first
>>34421005Kinda hard when you keep sucking em so much
>>34421007consider this conversation over
>>34421008Another win for me
moidsdo you like black girls? What about half-black girls?
>>34421011I like black and mixed girls as long as they're thin.
>>34421011I think I know her
>>34421011the variance on black girls is insane
>>34421011this is ask the opposite gender not ask fellow coomer men
>>34421011Some part black girls are attractive but racemixing is immoral. They also tend to be really loud and girlboss-y.
>>34421011Mhonestly once in a blue moon I'll jerk off to one, but I'd never date one, marry one or fuck one
>>34421017I dunno anon, there's plenty of insecure black/blatina foids itt that think it's only a matter of time for they get ditched for a white girl
>>34421017Actually
>>34421011There is not one single race that I would not date and marry... except Australian.
>>34421020>plentythats just you fetishizing JH and her insecurity about her colonizer kinkshe's not awake yet, try again in about three hours
>>34421011Chase Infiniti is kino.
>>34421023>thats just you fetishizing JHhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vwNcNOTVzYlisten to the end of the songJH didn't invent "minority women getting cucked by white women"
>>34421011A few look attractive, but I'd be worried about the diseases.
>>34421027not clicking that and I never said she invented it but she's the main poster spamming about it, besides you ofc
>>34421030PHONE POSTER DETECTEDopinion = discarded
>>34421029Smoke detectors are communicative, not communicable.
>>34421011Very much so, yes. They're my preference, even.
>>34421036You are pathetic.
>>34421034>tfw I got in trouble for cussing out university housing because I couldn't sleep over a chirping smoke detector
>>34421011I'd happily date a black or mixed girl
All these men wanting to date women for the quality of their hearts.All these women wanting to date men for the quality of their bodies.
>>34421046Mit's a bit of both desuI know a really nice, highly intelligent girl who I bond with about both anime and theology, but I don't want to date her because of her skin picking habit.
>>34421046Men are shallow too, they just won't admit it.
>over 17000 items in my porn folder>30+ gigabytes of pornGenuinely how am I even supposed to jerk off to all of this
>>34421053I deleted my 9-year-old, 160 GB porn folder last month. It was truly liberating.
>>34421050>>34421052I think he's being sarcastic
>>34421053Most people use their hand.
>>34421054I had a couple folders I deleted before and I regretted it both times. I never got some of those pieces back.
This girl is like a cat, she comes and goes as she pleases when she feels like seeking out my affection.What's the appropriate way to handle this?
>>34421052Men lust after the default female body and find the majority of women attractive.Women are repulsed by the default male body and find the majority of men unattractive.We are not the same.
How much of a red flag is it if a man hates his mother and sister?
>>34421062Depends why. Some people deserve to be hated.
>>34421062One or the other is understandable, both and you start to wonder if he's the problem.
>>34421059Act aloof. Distance yourself from her. If she cares about you she'll seek you out. Otherwise she's just stringing you along. Next time she wants to do something tell her you have plans, maybe you'll be free next week.
>>34421059let her? how would you handle a cat doing that? would you lock her outside if she want to come cuddle a bit or grab her and force her to sit on your lap when she wants to go outside for a stroll? what makes you think those are appropriate methods to handle a human? what makes you think she doesn't deserve cuddles if she doesn't want to cuddle 24/7 and also wants to roam a little and that she doesn't deserve going outside because she wants to cuddle every now and then? what kind of insane logic is this?
>>34421059You're her emotional tampon. If she doesn't want to see you, she doesn't like you.
>>34421060post the chart already, we all know you almost can't contain yourself
>>34421011I cannot stand curly hair, so I think that rules out both.
>>34420975MI mean I can easily orgasm in 15 seconds if I want,
>>34421067She's using him for attention. Like a toy she takes out when she's bored and stuff back into her closet when she's done.
>>34421075so? he's doing the same to her by demanding she's available for his entertainment 24/7 so she can get his fill whenever he wants to
>>34421076He's way more available than she is. He's at her whim basically.
>>34421076You're a retarded foid. Men want to actually meet female creatures, but females get off on attention alone.
>>34421077and thats her fault/problem? he could develop an actual life for himself too if he wasn't so boring and basic with no joy for life
>>34421079Yeah. She could try not using him.
>>34421078womp womp
>>34421080he could try not using her by wanting her to be his sex toy waiting in the drawer for him to be ready for the next round
>>34420018Texas simply because they all think they're rough cowboys when in reality they're just Californians but with worse weather.
>>34421082There was no implication of sex here you made that up.
>>34421085yes anon, I'm sure he just wants to talk to her because he thinks she's such an awesome and interesting person and not because it's a necessary evil he puts up with to get in her pants so he can finally live out all his accumulated porn induced fantasies
>>34421086As I said you just made shit up to get angry at.
>>34421087I'm not angry, why are you projecting?
>>34421088Your tone betrays your words.
>>34420213>How are so many of you virgins? Genuinely what happened? Did time just slip away? Just curious.i'm fat and have 0 self esteem so I don't talk to women because if I wouldn't date me why would a woman want to.
>>34421089maybe if you decide my tone in your head and just run with it to validate your own opinion
>>34421092It's obvious by how combative you are. You can't hide it.
>>34421091but fat girls date all the time
SPAM RAMPAGEEEEEE!!!!
>>34421096Worst bait ever rolled. Waste of a post
>>34421094>stating your opinion is combative yes we know you'd prefer it if women had no opinions or at least had the decency to keep them to themselves and that historically women had to have reached a breaking point of pent up emotions so great they must have been furious to get to the point of daring to open their mouth and risk the consequences of doing so and now you culturally assume every time a woman voices an opinion she's mad af but thats not the reality you live in, better get used to it
Femanons who lurk.
>>34421096doesn't matter, even if a girl was into me, I wouldn't date her because I couldn't handle dating a woman while being fat.
If you looked like Pam from “Archer” I would date ya.
>>34421099Idek what any of this means man I'm fuckin bullshitting here for no reasonI'm so bored life is so boring I can't sleep. I'm just waiting for some nigger to cap me on the train or something. Freeeee meeeeee.
>>34421102Need a Snow GF, truthfully
>the indian incel spammer is jerking off again ew
how good does clit stimulation feel? I tried to only touch my frenulum because someone said it was especially good and it was so intense that it almost hurt and i didnt enjoy it much. is it like that for women and clitoral stuff?
Ok I have decided. I am going to take a break from university because this is going nowhere. Then I am going ti climb the Himalayas and get a skydiving license then go see a volcano eruption and go scuba diving then I will rock climb and learn to surf. Then and only then will I be able to function like a normal human being.
>>34421109very nice, how will you finance that?
>>34421111Mum and dad
>>34421111Loans from the bank take under false identities that I'll never pay back
>>34421113I am too nice to do that to those poor banks
>>34421022Based.And NZ!
>>34421112>>34421113excellent
>>34421113Nice try, FBI and Interpol already coming for you.
does anyone of you actually live off a trust fund? what are the conditions?
>>34421117Let emI put those funds to good useI'm ready
Remember how it was a woman who betrayed God and not a man
>>34421120god is actually the villain and the snake freed them, which means eve is the hero in the story for daring to not listen to the gaslighting of their prison guard
>>34421120Remember how it was men that wrote that story
I ate the Apple, sorry guys.I wanted to bang Eve, but she was too busy admiring GigaChad through this portal on the other side of the island.
>>34421125"snake", huh
>>34421124Men wrote all the good stories.
>>34421127And women inspired them to do it
>>34421127men wrote all the surviving stories, some of which were slightly less horrible than others they ate all the stories women have come up with
>>34421126The name is Ekans, huehuehue.
>>34421130bet he has a sound cloud link he'd like to share
femanons who love anal masturbation
>>34421132one more hour dude, you can do it
>>34420355>at least a good 80% of his worthless drivel is filtered out that wayBut 20% gets through lol>>34420970No alcohol today lol, I'm going train station in 15min
>>34420337Who is we?
>>34420355>several made up wordsWhat are you talking about though, I use real words
>>34420970I'm also honestly insulted that you thought I would say anything as remotely normie as this>I'd give her a chance, but only if she's willing to [try to] tolerate my friends. I do think 0 friends is a little bit of a red flag though but not an immediate dealbreaker. But I assume if I'm meeting her irl she has some modicum of social skills
>>34421137I have never in my 23 years of life met anyone else who uses the term "niggerlicious"
>>34421140all I saw was "mass reply", "alcoholic", "anime" and "virgin but nobody believes me" and I just rolled with that, didn't read the rest
>>34421141nta but you don't talk to many people, do you?
>>34421143Try and tell me you have
>>34421144yeah I have, at least three
>>34421147Interesting circles you must be in
>>34421148there's a niggerlicious department at the HTW berlin and yes, the famous 4chan circle
Need a big titted bitch who's good at trivia.https://www.youtube.com/shorts/gy5ysIokuM4
>>34421141Bro never met king Terry>>34421142OK I can accept this>>34421149Wow based jkOK gotta get a train now byeee
>>34421150>not knowing stalin yeah thats a no for me
>>34421152Just date a Russian Ice Princess.> my own, noble goal.
>>34421153no thank, I'm not gay
>>34421156Whaaa?
Killed the fucking thread good job
>>34421108Direct, forceful contact is often overstimulating to the point of discomfort, especially if you start off that way. You can work up to rough clit stim over a long enough time, but by that point it's usually overkill if you're just chasing an orgasm. The best of both worlds to me is using a vibrator over clothes/a blanket, or just pressing it around the clit without any direct contact.
>>34421175good morning JH
>>34421176So it was just a bait question or what?
>>34421177as if you cared
I feel like I'm in God's waiting room.
>>34421179I'll take any excuse to talk about that stuff, but it's more satisfying when I think I might actually be educating someone.
>>34421180I'll be with you shortly.
>>34421181thats why the gooners post questions like that
>>34421182How many times have you told me that
>>34421181Battlestation.
>>34421185Qrd on this joke does she hate that word
>>34421186Everytime I ask for an explanation he won't give it, so I think that's the joke now at this point.
I somehow got on anorexic tiktok and these girls are all hot as fuck.
>>34421186Probably referring to her clocking in to atoga to get her daily dose of gooner posting.
>>34421183Makes sense.
>>34421188yeah you think people starve themselves and not also make sure everything else is on point?
>>34421183i was the original person who asked, i just wanted to know its not that deep
>>34421191Said who?
Women, do you think these standards are unreasonable?
>>34421187Are you mad at me?
>>34421198U Indian?
>>34421196you implied it by thinking it's a novel revelation and thus worth mentioning that people obsessed with their physical appearance tend to look as good as they can I get that your point was that you tried to trigger the fatties by implying you find underweight girls most attractive but it's more fun to intentionally misinterpret your post
>>34421201No, this is also not my list of standards
>>34421198>means tyrant01, lol XD>d-doesn't>furry>academia, like me :3 he doesn't even have the qualifications to ask for a biologically female creature
>>34421202JH(ate)!
>>34421199Just curious. I'm tempted to go archive diving to figure out how it all started.
>>34421202>intentionally misinterpretAt least you are being honest about your dishonesty.
>>34421206I'm not every post ITT, that wasn't me. I don't even use TikTok.
>>34421206>>34421208I can't believe there's really people itt that are this brain dead
>>34421210He knows it wasn't you, he claims somebody who doesn't write as proper as you to be you all the time and you keep falling for it.
>>34421212Why are u gay?
>>34421214why are you brown?
>>34421213Why u stalking her?>>34421215Because I’m your superior.
>>34420018MMississippi. It’s rough over there.I’m amused that so many people answered with Texas. I’m from the part of Oklahoma that’s basically just more of north Texas.
>>34421216lol
>>34420018MNone.
>>34421198Educated right-leaning woman that criticize the government made me laugh.
>>34421217I answered Mississippi too. Did you ever live there?
>>34421221No, but I’ve passed through several times. It’s always stuck out to me as one of the unhappiest places I’ve been in the entire country.
>>34421220The german goverment The chud who posted this is german
>>34421222I grew up there and it is! Fuck that place and the people in it
>>34421223Yep very funny
>>34421198What is wrong with plants? Odd man
>>34421227What is so funny about it?
The Gucci of dogshttps://earlygame.com/entertainment/this-is-the-gucci-of-dogs-hasan-adopts-one-of-the-most-expensive-dog-breeds-in-the-world
>>34421230anon is implying the government is right winged
>>34421230Because educated people tend not to be right wing. Specially women. And right wing people are known to be boot lickers of the government. It’s funny because he is pathetic and delusional. It’s weird you don’t get this
>>34420537>>34420539MKULTRA is what turned him into a crazy person
>>34421198NAG but fucking hell this guy sounds insufferable
>>34421231is this really the level of brain dead slop incels are consuming? kek >implying a rich guy buys a puppy without knowing what breed it is >stating twice that it's a tibetan mastiff but implying it's not actually but some mystery breed that doesn't get named in the article>"he might have to sell the dogs bath water to afford it" when he already bought the puppythis is very embarrassing for you anon, I hope you are aware but it might be too much for your brown brain to process
>>34420868Not really. That would track.
You guy notice that we have an absent poster? Anybody heard from boob anon?
>>34421244Haven't thought about him. Niggas come and go. Don't really care.
>>34421244Idk who it is
>>34421244I'm more relieved mkg has stopped posting. He was probably locked up for cp possession because there's no way he'd be able to stay away otherwise.
>>34420970I'm not drinking but am sitting behind some milfs rn on the train drinking wine since 10amhttps://voca.ro/11mf2v4nIy7I
>>34421247I'm glad nativeanon is gone too. I wonder if he offers himself
>>34421220>Educated >right-leaningPick one.
>>34421248Desgosteng briish cacklin an coffin
>>34421249Probably also locked up because they found the bodies.
>>34421233The german goverment at the time this post was made was left wing.>>34421234Law and medicine students in Germany tend to be fairly chuddy and overwhelmingly female
>>34421198Nothing about bodycount, seems okay
>>34421253>The german goverment at the time this post was made was left wing.not left enough for leftists to not call them nazis anyways
>>34421254incel hands cramping in anger typed this post
>>34421250Indeed
>>34421253And?
>>34421120>Remember how it was a woman who betrayed God and not a manIf you read that story carefully it's clear that God is frightened of humanity's potential and doing whatever it takes to prevent humanity from achieving it. The Serpent is just trying to help us to see through God's lies, and Eve did the right thing by listening.The theme of God being frightened of humanity's potential and actively blocking us from achieving it comes up again in the story of the Tower of Babel.
>>34421251Lol. I just randomly hit record a bit but they've been cackling for an hour Tbh I wish I could join the party but I'm just sitting here quiet as a mouse xD
>>34421252I feel like half our incelposters died as well. There used to be more
>>34421263They all finally transitioned and then hung themselves, nature is healing.
>>34421108>is it like that for women and clitoral stuff?That's something that varies from woman to woman. But at the very least you probably need to be gentle and not touch it with anything dry. And certainly some some women can't handle direct touch at all.
>>34421231Isn't this guy an animal abuser?I hope the dog bites his leg and runs free >>34421251I better stop shitposting in public tho in case someone sees me lol
>>34421257Incels don't exist, you can't be involuntary celibate by definition
>>34421264E*tj hasn't posted for a minute but I'm sure he'll be back. Probably a handful of other identity/namefags that Ive run into and have since disappeared. I wonder if any of them actually killed themselves.
>>34421213How can you tell? I assume that there are just people that dumb.
>>34421269I sure hope so. >>34421268You can call them whatever you want, everyone knows what's meant by it.
>>34421247He still posts, he just stopped namefagging.
>>34421234>right wing people are known to be boot lickers of the governmentNta and I'm a leftie but at least in the UK and most of Yurop this is tosh lol (probably the opposite in burgerland tho with the egomaniacal Trump)>>34421269>E*tj hasn't posted for a minuteBro's daily crashout is overdue...>>34421217Is it true that people from Texas use lassoos and go "yeeehaw" If so I love Texas girls
>>34421228He's probably the sort of chud who would whine about his gf spending more time watering the plants than with him, or believes in some AI futurist bullshit and that houseplants are obsolete and serve no purpose, while having figurines and posters on his walls instead
>>34421279Possible but I doubt it since he's too much of a narc to voluntarily sacrifice the attention. His takes are also very clockable, he'd have to be really good at not being himself to pull that off and idk if he has the capacity for that level of larping.
>>34421282More likely his ex asked him to help water the plants and he kept killing them and it led to constant arguments and he doesn't want that to be a possibility again.
>>34421280I’m in Europe too, this is correct >>34421234
>>34421284Holy shit I can totally see this lmao>>34421198I also like how he boasted about being in academia and later made two typos in successive linesThe breasts line is making me think this is either satire or serious autism
>>34421290>serious autismHe's German...
>>34421247I think he left shortly after CB's brief return when she publicly humiliated MGK by calling him a weak-willed coward and stating that he's more cowardly than people who commit suicide. He glorified CB and called suiciders cowards before that, so it was kinda funny.
>>34421268I don't agree with this definition.
>>34421290This is a translation, the comments after the boob line are from the translator and so are the typos
>>34421295Awesome
>>34421287Fair enough, at least here in the UK people in adacademia tend to be more left wing but lefties tend to be more in support of the government and power state (as opposed to privatisation and individual liberty)
>>34421268agree, that's why incel is a word mostly used by zoomer tourists from reddit or r9k
>>34421295Then she begged him to talk to her on discord and he made an announcement he was retiring the name. He still posts, he's just doing it anonymously so he can stay inside her pants. He's easy to spot he was whiteknighting Blue Valk recently.
>>34421301calm down incel
>>34421297I can forgive his grammar at least then >>34421292That explains a lot jk>>34421251My mum just called me on the train and I could barely hear over the signal cutting out, the milf cackling and train announcements lolWhy can't my mum like, send text messages lol
>>34421120>and not a manI don't think you read the full story.
>>34421302Damn, I missed out on some great lore.
>>34421300>but lefties tend to be more in support of the government and power state (as opposed to privatisation and individual liberty)Is that why they also glorify Isl*m?
>>34421308Luv a yookay
I remember her and how she posted. I wonder what happened to her. I wonder if she got better or worse. I wonder if she wasn't even a separate person at all.
>>34421311I wonder if you'll ever get new bait.
>>34421308Bongland is cookedIronic how they preach tolerance towards such an intolerant cultureDespite being a leftoid I have to draw the line at Islamic arse kissing>>34421311It was all a dream
>>34421234I can believe that
>>34421314Stop posting shit from Reddit. Go back even.
>>34421312How is that bait >>34421313>It was all a dream But it was so nice
>>34421314>picrelNta but I regret not picking sociology in secondary school (and instead did graphics which was way more work than it was worth)The class was just hot girls and two easy exams at the end of the year, I would've got an A
>>34421267>Isn't this guy an animal abuser?>I hope the dog bites his leg and runs freeShe's dead.
>>34421210>I don't even use TikTok.Same. It's Chinese spyware disguised as brainrot.>>34421198>Women, do you think these standards are unreasonable?And here I was thinking Germans couldn't tell a joke. Good one, Hans. >>34421102>If you looked like Pam from “Archer” I would date ya.Coked out Pam from Vice and muscle mommy Pam from that one season were hot. Fat Pam was gross.>>34421108>is it like that for women and clitoral stuff?Not really, unless you have really calloused hands, because that can be painful. I would say clitoral stimulation is probably more akin to rubbing circles in the head of your penis, since they're essentially the same.
>>34420018>Either gender: what's your least favorite US state?California and a few others. Wish things could change, abliet probably will in a few years.
Is it sometimes acceptable to say men are trash?
>>34421316Just grabbing an example from Google images, no need to be so pissy, femanon
>>34421295Archive link?
>>34421325Crazy how you assume everyone here is a woman you sex crazed shitter. Giving you internet access was a mistake
>>34421302>Then she begged him to talk to her on discord and he made an announcement he was retiring the name. He still posts, he's just doing it anonymously so he can stay inside her pants.Isn't she married now?
>>34421324It's always acceptable
>>34421319Wtf that's sad, what happened ):At least she doesn't have to look at his face anymore lol>>34421102Sane but Lana>>34421328Did she actually marry a Muslim or something lol
>>34421327I mean, you kinda act like a menstruating woman rn, so mad over so little
>>34421331She married a somali and then divorced him and married some blonde sven
>>34421328Technically yes but she ghosted her husband without ever moving in with him and immediately started cheating on him with one of her male "friends".
>>34420213Virgin because I couldn't find another virgin so no woman deserved to be with me.
>>34421335>he thinks he's the price
>>34421325Your image is drawn because it's a strawman ;)
>>34421334She said she married that friend. Is she cucking him with mkg?
>>34421331>Sane but LanaBased. Unfathomably so. Though Cheryl deserves love too. They're all so toxic and lovely.>>34421295Who is CB?
>>34421341Crazy bitch/Birdy/Neuro
>>34421339I don't know about that lore update, I doubt thats true, it takes a while to get a divorce, but maybe getting married to the pirate was just a lie anyways.
>>34421337If I don't deserve that I'd rather take the punishment of dying alone.
>>34421332Sick of you fucks
>>34421330As a trash man I can't refute this>>34421333>She married a somali and then divorced him and married some blonde svenMeanwhile I made a sandwichHappy for her tho if trueAlso glad the somali family didn't behead her>>34421341Cheryl was just me working on reception desk desu>who is CBNeuro/Birdy, she used to post here a lot
>>34421345At least you know your options.
>>34421337Saar
>>34421349May you be hit by a truck and suffer an agonizing death, inshallah
>>34421341Ex-gf of MGK, you called him your king, who helped him to cheat on his wife>>34421348QT also has a crush on her, probably because she reminds him of his cheating mother
>>34420469I guess I'd let her get a gf?
>>34421351>muslimlololololololol
>>34421342>>34421348Oh, I remember neuro. Whatever happened to blue eyes? Can't remember if that was a man or woman.
There is only one femanon I havs a crush on. And she may be a little crazy. But in the right way. Not like the others.
>>34421358Thats only because you only think it's her if she's displaying the kind of behavior you like, the rest of the time you think she's someone else.
>>34421353She's a single mother wtf, that doesn't really care about her kids.
>>34421357Blue eyes is a deadbeat dad. He's probably in jail again.
>>34421353I call anyone who agrees with me "king"If you said you liked the fanart I post, I would say "stay blessed, king"
>>34421357It was a guy, I remember him posting his baby, he was a ranger or something. I think he was divorced too. I also remember Mabel and anon :3 but they probably just moved on, nothing interesting there.
>>34421357His wife killed him because she came to the conclusion that he was the one putting the wires in the walls.
>>34421359Incorrect. I see the good the bad and the ugly.
countdown to JH having a meltdown because the topic is other namefags than her and she has to announce that she doesn't care enough to keep track in 3...2...1...
>>34421356No i just want you to feel pain, that your sickness takes you. Rest is just memes.
>>34421368Would've been funny, you jinxed it
>>34421367Sure, go ahead and ask for her contacts then and find out for yourself.
I've been given a few names but thankfully they never stuck
>>34421370it's like a free ruined orgasm
>>34421324>Is it sometimes acceptable to say men are trash?Always, because it's hot :3
>>34421363Yeah, we know you're an attention-whore
>>34421373Not my fault you larp as too many characters.
>>34421371You're months too late to diss me on that bud.
>>34421368You're crazy. If anything, your need to inject me into the namefag lore dumps says something about the thread as a whole. There are the people who make friends/partners here and the people who just use the thread as a time waster.
>>34421368Lmao
>>34421377Not anyone's fault because there's nothing to fault lmao, not being tied to one identity is the best part of this site
>>34421363That might be Julian you're talking to
>>34421379yes, please remind us again how you're above everyone else posting here and you don't even see other posters as human, it's been a while since you told everyone
>>34421250Engineering dept says hello
I don't know if y'all could tell by my aura, but I've been cooking with shallots.
>>34421364>anon :3Her boyfriend should've been fucking the absolute hell out of her. Some men drown while others die of thirst.
>>34421388It's funny because he was the kind of guy that would nut and just roll over and fall asleep.
>>34421385Bitch I never said any of that. Using the site differently doesn't mean shit beyond the fact that it invalidates some of the thread's weird conspiracies.
>want to post something>see one of the creeps online>don't feel like posting because I knew I'd get a reply by him
>>34421250I miss when leftism was about the working class, not trust fund kids.
>>34421391you always seem to remember an awful lot about certain posters the moment it benefits you, very curious
>>34421392>letting the presence of other people on the internet stop you from doing what you want to do anonymously Embarrassing.
>>34421392Pussy
>>34421389Apparently he wouldn't fuck her at all.
>>34421397He's gay
>>34421394>immediately starts posting conspiraciesWhat have I remembered that was "curious"? Let's hear your piece.
>>34421397They did fuck he took her virginity. But she was really bad at taking dick too.
>>34421400sorry, I forgot
>>34421397>>34421388Had no clue she had/has a bf.No wonder though, if what you say is true, what a fucking loser.>>34421401>But she was really bad at taking dick too.Then he should have taught her.
>>34421401How can you be bad at taking dick? (Vaginismus aside) was he just mega-hung?
>>34421376Thanks for giving me attention, king.
>>34421404>>34421405She couldn't handle more than 4 inches. Or so she said.
You guys remember gingerboobs? She was a baddie.
>>34420586Wait those are mutually exclusive events?
>>34421410Bruh
>>34421408That just needs training.
>>34421411He's just trying to get JH to post a paragraph about the female body.
You bitches can't do it like me
You guys remember Memorable Anon? He was so very memorable. He got up to so much crazy shit and all the ladies loved me for it, they were begging for his dick.
>>34421414How many times have you typed "JH" ITT so far?
If a cuckold is a guy with an unfaithful wife, and a cuckqueen is a girl with an unfaithful husband, what would a cuck king be?
>>34421418I am still here and posting occasionally.
>>34421419How many times have you tried to get her to make your penis hard?
>>34421418Shameless self plug or cripplingly ESL.Call it.
>>34421411I thought the eggs come out with the blood?
>>34421418>me
you guys remember LOGanon? i loved it when he posted his logs itt, they never failed to disappoint!
>>34421426ew, then he also posted his penis that looked the same
>>34421426He was too common for my taste
>>34421422I'm JH. I was just curious if you wanted to like give me a unique nickname or something so I can know it's you and give you the attention you're so desperate for from me. That way you don't need to bother other people just asking questions while evoking my name for a reaction from me.
>>34421424Boobs are filled with the eggs, that's why they feel like wet bags of sand
>>34421420>what would a cuck king be?rich guy who likes it but not for humiliation reasons
>>34421420A lesbian bull?
>>34421423Whoosh.
>>34421430I just like to call out the coomer simps, it's not much but it's honest work because it ruins it a bit for everyone involved and that brings me a faint sense of satisfaction and entertainment, which makes it worth it.
>>34421436Honestly, based
>>34421436I hope that putting this to writing leads to some self reflection on your part. That anon didn't respond to me or indicate anything beyond misunderstanding menstrual cycles. You're the one who wanted satisfaction from involving yourself with me, you're literally exactly what you're complaining about.
I uninstalled my most played game.It's a (more or less) competitive multiplayer game and while I have played it only 7h the past two weeks, it still drags me down mentally overall. After over 1700h over the past 8 or so years, I'm finally calling it quits.Hopefully.>State gender.>What habit of yours is dragging you down?
>>34421439I know what I'm doing and why I'm doing it and I continue to do it because I enjoy doing it.
>>34421440I can't imagine a video game that wouldn't be boring after that long.Also F, handwashing dishes that don't need to be handwashed.
>>34421440F.>What habit of yours is dragging you down?Masking.
>>34421442I hope things get better.
>>34421446I wish I could say the same to you.
>>34421420It's cuckquean. Has nothing to do with royalty. >>34421432>rich guy who likes it but not for humiliation reasonsThat's hotwifing or stag/vixen. Cuckolding requires humiliation or having your partner taken away.
>>34421444From autism? What type you got?>>34421443>I can't imagine a video game that wouldn't be boring after that long.It's one where the skill ceiling is insanely high and takes hundreds of hours of practice (I never got even remotely close).Do you have a dishwasher and just like doing some by hand?
>>34421448You're both malicious and overly concerned with strangers whom you ascribe intentions to, I really hope that your putting it to writing like this is healing for you.
>>34421452>autismNo, ASPD.
>>34421458Unlike you, I'm not concerned with larping as a good person so your shaming tactics don't work on me but feel free to keep trying.
>>34421452>takes hundreds of hours of practiceAt that point make it a job.>Do you have a dishwasher and just like doing some by hand?I grew up without a good dishwasher, now I don't really trust my decent one to do more than rinse my dishes. The possibility of needing to rewash dishes is too frustrating to risk.
>>34421461There's no shame in figuring out what you can fix to be happier. You're not even trying to be a decent person or refuting your malicious intentions, then accuse anyone you don't like of being someone else or having bad intentions with no evidence. You're just being bitter on 4chan over nothing, taking every perceived chance to be mean to people you'll never meet or know beyond an /atoga/ thread. Why is that what gives you satisfaction?
>>34420512Foids would this work?
>>34421436Are you Sarge?
>>34421463>make it a job.As I said, I'm not good enough for it. I never did practice much, I just played ranked and often with friends. But anyway, that's probably over now.Sounds like the hand washing isn't what drags you down, but something else.My parents never had a dishwasher either, but I use mine 2 or 3 times a week when it's full and it does clean everything well, except for the rare really burnt crust of something in a pan.Pans and pots I usually soak in some water though, so I can easily scrape off the hardest stuff.>>34421460Do you have a job?
>>34421467>Why is that what gives you satisfaction?Your falseness, your animalistic behavior and your self degradation disgust me, so anything that makes your life a little bit less enjoyable is a good thing in my book.
>>34421470No, he's one of her simps.
New animeslop is out. The Barbarian's Bride. Did you rike it?
>>34421476I'd watch this if she were brunette.
>>34421475Weird. Even Julian simps for her.
>>34421479Coomers will be coomers.
>>34421353>QT also has a crush on herI am he We were always just shitposting frens>she reminds him of his cheating motherDon't speak of my mother that way>>34421358I miss bimbochan>>34421387Inshallot >>34421392Haii >being scared of people on an anime imageboard
>>34421479Who the fuck is Julian?
>>34421482Fuck your mother, creep.
>>34420020pistols are cool and every woman should own one. i recommend a revolver for ease of use and loading
>>34420055hmmmso what you're saying is that a man's ballsack and butthole are free game for fondling while he's in public? good to know
>>34421478There are other female characters that lose to cock
>>34421476Sell me on it>>34421443Handwashing will always be supreme desu >>34421440What game?>What habit of yours is dragging you down?All of themI guess IRL I'm a doormat and have pretty bad social anxiety/avoidance and an aversion to leaving my comfort zone. Also maybe it's the ADHD but I seem to be unable to make decisions that have longterm benefit and instead just live in the moment>>34421485You're the creep for suggesting that lol
>>34421473You aren't impacting my life, anon. Again, you're continuing to assume so much about strangers and base your satisfaction off of that bad faith label. I'm not pretending when I say I really do hope you find something productive and happy to fill your life with, because it's impossible to have a fun back and forth with someone who's so blindly and seriously troubled.
>>34421476this looks like it stemmed from a delicious in dungeon doujinshi
>>34421484A schizo creep
>>34421491>You aren't impacting my You come here to hornypost and I have a part in ruining that for you, that fits the definition of my actions impacting your life.
>>34421476Sounds like a premise that's too tried and tested to fuck up. How will it being an anime affect the story?
>>34421495You know she's a pedo too, right?
>>34421473Based namefaghater
>>34421484>Who the fuck is Julian?The king
I had my first date of 2026 :)She paid for our meals :) God is good, thank you God :)
>>34421497Yes
>>34421473>Your falseness, your animalistic behavior and your self degradation disgust me, so anything that makes your life a little bit less enjoyable is a good thing in my bookI wish a woman said this to me in bed >>34421500Based, hope it was fun, and she's a real one for thatSoo plans for a second date?
>>34421495>You come here to hornypost and I have a part in ruining that for youYou don't. I wasn't hornyposting, and I wasn't even involved in that exchange with the anon and the femanon with the menstrual issues. That's the point, you think you're doing anything to me, but you're just helping me waste time on 4chan. I was going to do it with or without you, but I'm happy to keep trying to point out your shitposting issue in between answering the questions ITT I want to answer.
I walked out into a dark, empty living room earlier and nearly burst into treats immediatelyHow do I make things less over
>>34421495>You come here to hornypostMore like she cums here to hornyposts jk
>>34421504Turn on the light, make a cup of hot cocoa and play a fun videoWe all gonna make it, brahs
Anon do you want two knives or two wives
>>34421509Based
>>34421504Watch a horror movie and you'll no longer feel alone in a dark room :)
>>34421504
When I was 12 I met a girl while on vacation at a resort hotel, and I was smitten by her. She had a very girl-next-door look. I cried thinking that I'd never see her again, but then chanced upon her at the airport. We hit it off and exchanged facebook profiles upon landing. I mentioned it to another girl(hyphen)friend of mine, who looked up the holiday girl and remarked that she was ugly. I didn't think so, but for some dumbass reason I will never understand, I listened to her. When the holiday girl reached out to me and effectively asked me out, I rejected her and then ghosted her.To this day I wonder how different my life would've been if I had accepted and gone out with her.
>>34421510What would I do with two wives, see them argue with each other and with me 24/7?
>>34421510Two knives seems like a safer option
>>34421511<3>>34421510Two wives sounds exhausting, I'll take the two knives so I won't be caught lacking and can do speedcooking Ideally though I'd have an assassin wife with knife wielding skills>>34421514>who looked up the holiday girl and remarked that she was uglyLol, jelly much?>the holiday girl reached out to me and effectively asked me out, I rejected her and then ghosted herAbsolutely brootal >how different my life would've beenIn reality, not to be a cynic but you probably would've been penpals for a bit, maybe met up a few times and then grown apart, considering you were both 12 lol
>>34421515>see them argue with each other and with me 24/7Nta but actually now I'm getting turned on by the two wives thingIt would be hot for a bit but probably get tiresome desuMaybe I cab just rent them on the weekend or something
>>34421519The only way it could work medium and long term is if they're both bisexuals who legitimately lust for each other.
>>34421504Bursting into treats would have been catastrophic. Who would have picked up all those treats?
>>34421518That can be arranged. Now let me cut myself on my chicken tonight
Are you winning, sons?
>>34421521Treats? *teleports to your location*
>>34421476The cock is censored
>>34421518She was jealous but she didn't want me. Probably just didn't want me to stop giving her attention, despite dropping me as a friend a few months later.And I wouldn't have married the girl, statistically speaking. We got along for an hour at the airport, I had very little else to go on. But who knows, maybe the experience would've made me less of a recluse in the coming years, avoiding the shit high school experience.Anyway, life is life.
>>34421524>>34421525I see...
>>34421476I didn’t hear about. Do you play barbarian in your mmos?
>>34421522>let me cut myself on my chicken tonightLive by the chicken, die by the chicken >>34421521>Bursting into treatsTfw no candy gf(I did go out with a girl called Kandi lol) >>34421478Why you hate blondes>>34421525Can't be showing full dong to the kids>>34421527>didn't want me to stop giving her attentionMany such cases>>34421527>made me less of a recluse in the coming years, avoiding the shit high school experienceMaybe it would, maybe it wouldn'tI also met a girl on holiday when I was like 12, went to her birthday party and stuff but eventually we just stopped talking lol
>>34421524No! Don't eat those treats, they used to be Anon.
>>34420823Sounds like you want me to love you
Ever just find your self in a massive crowd and you just let go and fart? I find my self enjoying these moments of making some ones day just slightly worse than it already is.
>>34421533No but that's positively evil and based desu
>>34421530It's normal for friendships to fizzle out and disappear. Healthy, even. Social media keeps them alive artificially. It's why I avoid it. And even if I wanted to look her up for fun, her name is as generic as Jane Smith, absolutely no way to find her. Gone for good.I just remembered it was even more childish, she didn't even ask me out herself, she got her friend to do it for me. Said friend was seemingly a lot more into me, but no, I wanted the Plain Jane holiday girl.
Pigeonmoid is chasing a Pigeonfoid to have intercourse with her.
Duck uses corkscrew cock. It's not very effective...
>>34421251On the last train and the carriage is completely empty and quietThank god I'm leaving the city lol>>34421536>she got her friend to do it for me.Aww that's cute>>34421536>Social media keeps them alive artificially. It's why I avoid itSame here lolI have old friends I see occasionally and stuff but eh have drifted apart from most people
Mist suck having friends. Always expecting something of you.
>>34421541It can be annoying to feel compelled to go to events with them just so you don't seem like you don't like them, so yeh it is often a pain to have such extroverted friends. I think it's worth it when our interests line up perfectly and we go do things we all deeply enjoy, though.
>>34421541Good friends don't "expect" things of you and like you unconditionallyBut yeah I do find having friends hassle which is why I keep to myselfAgreed to a couple of social plans this month but I cba desu, don't have the money either
>>34421539The fact there's no dildo based on ducks must mean it's pretty awful.
>>34421544I don't like it when other people like things that I do because they always like it for the wrong reasons. I suck at being a friend. >>34421547Unbelievably hard to find a good friend. No point
>>34421537It's true, I saw them at king's cross square earlier
>>34421476don't watch modern anime, only 80s and 90s stuff and maybe mid 2000s
This one pigeon is completely brown. Poo pigeon. Redish copperish
>>34421550>Unbelievably hard to find a good friend. No pointA perfect friend maybe but a good friend, nahBut yeah iktf and same goes for relationships. Overall it's just not worth the hassle if you're not a naturally social person lol
i just came
>>34421559You didn't miss much.
>>34421541Having a few great friends is better than having a gf to be honestMy best memories in life were with my friends
>mobile signal cutting outGetting out into the sticks nowA girl just got onto the empty carriage and sat in the seat in front of me, time to put my phone away v__v (at least I get off in 10min)>>34421552Based retro anime enjoyer>>34421555Did ENTJ reincarnate
>>34421541https://youtu.be/GvAfRnu5A3UMaybe that's why women want more male friends
>>34421563Show a pic of the forest when you get there
>>34421566Male stale. They're all the same and will lose your number the moment you give them everything you have.
>>34421568Little Red Riding Hood is that youI'm just gonna go straight to the house from the station but can get woods pix sometime
>>34421563retro anime is simply better in every way
testtt
>>34421561isnt that always the case?
>>34421566Proud to be a cactus. I've always considered them a better symbol of love than those quickly fading gay ass roses.
oh ok nice not rangebanned anymore. so has anyone else here dealt with a close friend, or in this case a sibling, someone close like that wanting to come over constantly?when i lived alone i would never mind it and would have not minded at all, but i don't live alone anymore. and they ask constantly every day or every 2 days. and i have to constantly say no, which ngl makes me feel guilty when they always voice their disappointment.
>>34421579>oh ok nice not rangebanned anymore.For what?
>>34421198>have you even gotten women into bed>yeah for money>wants conservative wifuDude is losing at his own game.
>>34421580do you know what a range ban is?
>>34421583Getting banned for being a bigger piece of shit than most?
NTA but range bans deal collateral damage. Anon didn't do anything but someone else in his area or another customer of the same Internet provider might've spammed or posted CP or something like that.
>>34421585Yeah, yeah, sure, it wasn't him:^)
>>34421587If it was him, it'd be sheer stupidity to announce that he's no longer banned and possibly get dinked once again for evasion.
>>34421304>Why can't my mum like, send text messages lolYour mum will die one day, so she wants to hear her son's voice as much as possible. Then you will wish you called her more.
>>34421585ye i always get range banned for living in a commie block apartment building
>>34421585Everybody from England should be permanently banned.It'd make this thread actually bearable.
A hiccup in paradiseI keep you jealously to myself,In a photo the size of a kissA kiss in the shape of a bullet.
>>34421593>commie block apartment buildingSame. I got hit twice due to some closeted fag rageposting gay MLP porn across all boards very late at night.
>>34421600Was that you? Be honest
>>34421574Based and agreed>>34421591;__;Well I'm at my mom's now lol ttyl <3
Men, what’s stopping you from starting a family
>>34421605No, I am super straight and have work in the mornings so I can't stay up until 5 AM to spam ponies.
>>34421609that's another retro anime on my to watch list (my list is not very long)
>>34421610hm last time I checked to start a family you need a wife and to get a wife you first need to get a gf and I can't talk to other people
>>34421610Besides me being a total fuckup loser? I don't want to start a family. Not starting a family is the only thing I've successfully done.
>>34421610Does having a wife and being childfree together until the end of times count as a family? If so, the following things are stopping me:>women>women's standards>their relentless desire to breed>them seeing relationships as something temporary
>>34421198>unreasonableIn what way? There are lots of women who fulfil them so they are technically realistic. But he is also leaving a tonne of shit unsaid: no way someone so anal about hair length, body shape and fashion would give 0 shits about facial features, for example, and he says that she should merely want 3+ children without mentioning anything relating to parenthood skills or qualities or the logistics of it.Another issue is that women will not date him if he's at all transparent about why he's selecting them. No matter how tradcon she is, she'll want to be chosen for her character, not for her haircut or lack of tattoos. And yes, that is an unrealistic standard for women to have but that's a separate issue.
>>34421610And also, something about this picture resonates with me.
>>34421610I'll probably get married in a year or two
>>34421610Failure to Launch
>>34421614*kisses his forehead*
>>34421610Need a good woman who wants a lot of kids.
>>34421630>>34421610Oh and I'm also not entering another relationship until I can last in bed.
Men how many kittens I mean kids do you expect
44 cute girls
>>34421533I wish. Some old guy did that at my job. He farted in front of a couple, I realized it only afterwards. Didn't even phase him. >>34421535It's not evil you absolute idiot, it's a normal human bodily function
>>34421636kittens? 82 daughters but if I have kids I guess I can't have that many cats...
>>34421640According the googly moogly, the max we can have is 30
>>34421643Looks like I’m gonna have to let you teach them how to be hyper feminine since I grew up tomboy. Or I’ll drop them off at their aunt’s house.
>>34421500She's a hoe. That is all. :)
>>34421645>critical mass of cute girlsA man can dream
>>34421645What if he gets 4-5 wives?
Imagine having a son
collective /atoga/ nap time
>>344216360 to both
>>344216360
>>34421636I want at least one son
>>34421649hmm how am I supposed to teach them to be feminine?
>>34421636MDepends on how much I'm expected to help. If I need to be a responsible father, then one. If I don't, then I have no problem impregnating women as often as possible.
GirlsWhy don't you want anything to do with a guy unless he's handsome? Not even friends.
Anons we’ll talk later. I have to go to work meow.
>>34421664woah literally me
>>344216360 because no one wants memaybe 1 cat if I live long enough to move out and make money
WomenWhy aren't you sexually interested in your man, even though he's in better physical shape than you, lusts for you all the time, and always does everything he can to make you happy?
>>34421664*laying in bath towel while work is collectively on fire rn**sips coffee*
Men, what are traits of a woman to not stick one's dick in?Women, what are traits of a women that men should not stick their dick in?
Men, do you have any actually good questions for women that aren't "WHY DO YOU ALWAYS LUST FOR CHAD" bullshit?
>>34421673He's doing what he thinks should make me happy, not the shit I repeatedly ask of him, like giving me an orgasm
>>34421610I'm unattractive and no girl wants me.>>34421510two knives. One wife would be plenty.>>34421500>She paid for our meals :)How the hell did you manage that?
>>34421654I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than having a son. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are feeding, clothing, raising and rearing a boy for at least 18 years solely so he can go and ravage other women. All the hard work you put into your beautiful little boy - reading him stories at bedtime, making him go to sports practice, making sure he had a healthy diet, educating him, playing with him. All of it has one simple result: his body is more enjoyable for the women that he will will eventually fuck in every hole.Raised the perfect boy? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random woman who had nothing to do with the way he grew up, who marries him. She gets to fuck his massive cock every night. She gets the benefits of his kind and cool personality that came from the way you raised him.As a woman who has a son, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 20 years of your life simply to raise a boy for another woman to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically.
>>34421676Do women even have a term like "don't stick your dick in crazy" or are they going to fuck any guy they find attractive when they get the chance?
>>34421676>Women, what are traits of a women that men should not stick their dick in?From what I've seen, being terminally online and obsessed with social media is a major sign of being a toxic person, both male and female. But yeah, don't stick your dick in egirls.
>>34421679No, he always asks what he can do to make you happy, how he can be a better partner, and you just keep telling him he's fine as he is, giving him nothing to work with. And he wants to give you orgasms, but you won't let him finger you, eat you out, or use toys on you.
>>34421677No, I’m too busy grinding ranked ladder on Pokemon Champions to think about women
>>34421677Why is that such a problem? It's a big part of gender reality.Besides, these threads are full of different kinds of questions, just ignore the chad only ones if it bothers you.
Muscular men, do women actually give a shit that you're muscular or is it just a meme?
>>34421525>The cock is censoredI hate Japan sometimes
Big boobed women, do you ever catch men stare at your boobs or is it just a meme?
>>34421684Don't spread if he's fucked in the head.But just as many men do not listen to "don't stick your dick in crazy", women do not heed this advice.
>>34421676Histrionic, mood swings, Twitter user
>>34421676Men without standards for themselves should not have standards for interracting with other people. Clean yourself up and be presentable, incels.
>>34421694Yes, and I know a few of you have stared at my ass after opening a door for me.
>>34421700Aren't you a swinger with no standards as well?
>>34421691>do women actually give a shit that you're muscular or is it just a meme?NAM but I do. I love buff guys. It's why I workout at a bodybuilding gym. The membership is expensive, but the eye candy is free.
>>34421696>Don't spread if he's fucked in the head.Is that an actual thing being said among women like what men say about crazy women, or just a meme you or some online femcels invented?
>>34421691Yeah they treat you very differently, it's night and day compared to being chubby. They also like it a lot more during sex, putting their hands all over you almost instinctively
>>34421702Does it bother or flatter you?
>>34421696I'm going to start using that, it's peak.
>>34421707No I'm bored and just made some shit up.
>>34421703If you mean no standards as in I don't like anyone. And no I'm not a fucking swinger, fuck you.
>>34421705bodybuilding can produce some real kino aesthetics
>>34421684We don't have funny jokes or catchphrases since vetting out crazies is a matter of life and death, we just have gps tracking and codewords to use when our friends call to check on us
>>34421713I don't care that much. The interraction is mostly quiet and I have one line before the exit.
>>34421636Zero.
I wish that hadn’t happened
Ow
>>34421722Didn't you participate in polycules and aren't you Croc's ex-girlfriend?
>>34421610I am retarded and traumatized
>>34421747No. It was never official.
>>34421753Holy lore bomb. You willing dated the narcissist and self proclaimed rapist while knowing what his unfiltered thoughts were like on here?
>>34421756>he doesn't know about the different atoga factions>he doesn't know that she is one of the elders of the discord-centric faction with driven out namefags like croc
*sad moid noises*
>>34421767As a fellow moid, do we make any other kinds of noises?
>>34421722>hates JH>uses her phrases?
>>34421769*horny moid noises*
NOT gonna lie, still would BlueValkyrie
>>34421770That's not a catchphrase and they don't have beef.
i like terminally online women who don't use social media
this general would be a lot better without the namefags/wannabe eceleb and the "people" who obsess with them.
How do you know if the girls are nice though?
>>34421787Namefags would still pop up, because people with obsessive personalities and fixations exist. They will talk about the same things thus being easily recognizable. And people recognizing them will create a feedback loop regardless.
>>34421770>uses her phrases>it's just cursing moids outBahahaha, you guys crack me up.
>>34421760Factions? Lore? What happened here the last 5 years
>>34421773Oh, true!
>>34421788I just assume they're nice until proven otherwise.
>>34421798Im talking hypotheticals, obviously theyd show up
>mfw phone broken so I have to load /ss/ fanfics onto my Nook to mbate>>34420213>How are so many of you virgins?I had zero social life (or somewhere near zero, technically) for most of my life. Now I don't know how to romantically interact with people and I find that I don't really care to outside of an obligation to use my body while it's still attractive and young.>>34421011Africans are good, blacks are meh. Especially this temu Spice Girl
For the married anons itt: How do you deal with merging accounts? Is everything merged? Separate? Or do you have one merged account with everything else being separate?
>>34421663?
>>34421805Wait until you learn about stuff like the Bi-Wars and the Picrew Plague...
>>34421788Dirac was big on the 'tism while Heisenberg was a chad. Essentially Dirac had no perception of social cues and body language while Heisenberg could . If they smile and are amicable and follow up on an invitation, then they are nice enough. Dirac couldn't comprehend that due to the 'tism debuffs.
>>34421814First time I hear of bi-wars, but back in my day there were a lot of picrews too
>>34421815Are guys nice if they smile and are amicable and invite women to do things?
Hi anon. We need to talk
>>34421760They tried that shit with me after they got janny status. But I survived. They became so obsessed with me that they started accusing random anons of being me, kek. It was amusing to watch how they planned their little attacks on their discord.
>>34421820Depends on context and depends on invitation
>>34421821I don't want to talk, go away!!
>>34421809It's not just a hypothetical, it's inevitable and has been happening for years.You should address your unhealthy obsession with namefags that you need to post such oblivious drivel. You sound crunchy.
Foids - would you date a black man?
>>34421830>t.
>>34421830I am in a relationship with one, so yes.
>>34421269I bet he got dumped and is suffering a narcissistic injury
>>34421830No
>>34421813read it again, slowly.
>>34421829>waaaaah theyre calling out us namefagskill yourself already, youre wasting your actual lifealso someone posted your pics and you look fugly
Where do they keep finding new ones?
>>34421834Wild. I thought everyone on this site was racist towards them.
>>34421834Ew a coalburner
>>34421838I'm friends with ugly guys
>>34421843Meh, there are plenty of people who aren't racist/antisemitic on this website, we just usually keep quiet because people like this >>34421845 can be annoying.
>>34421847I hope this isn’t about me
>>34421836He was never in a relationship. He's part of the NEET in his 30s crew with *xh*banon. Eventually they all get kicked out or their parents died.
>>34421848Valid. Not that anon, but I’m a black man with a white wife and simply mentioning that (when it’s relevant) is enough to derail entire threads
>>34421850We're not friends
Why is the FBI calling me, asking me to pay my taxes in Roblox gift cards when I live in Canada? Will I really go to prison if I don’t?
>>34421824Why is it more complicated with men?
>>34421858It always depends on context and invitationAre you to nerfed by the 'tism?
>>34421830No.
Ngl I don't like women when they invade my spaces
>>34421834>>34421853You guys are married to each other?
>>34421839>wah somebody screengrabbed from a discord conversation so they're credibleLaughable. Kill yourself immediately.
Im going to go to the only large anonymous imageboard available and post with a name :) Im special and unique and everyone needs to know its me posting. It will really increase the quality of the threads Im in, instead of killing myself like gets suggested to me daily as a much better alternative.
It's Autism Acceptance Month, which means all of kids programming is getting super annoying. How are you all coping?
>>34421865You're getting way too repetitive. It's time you become a namefag too, namefagfag.
>>34421865Just filter namefags or ignore themIt's easy to doIf you give them attention then you already lost
>>34421866I'm a self-hating autist. I cope by supporting a cure for autism.
The plastic on my heatable eye mask melted :( bullshit
>>34421830>would you date a black man?I've met like three black men in my life that I have found attractive, and all of them were mixed. So probably not.>>34421842>Where do they keep finding new ones?Christian colleges. They're a dime a dozen, and they're either indoctrinated from birth or they're grifters.>>34421862>Ngl I don't like women when they invade my spacesYou're so close... You're so close to getting it.
>>34421830Yes lol
>>34421873why lol
>>34421866I don't watch it nor do I let my children watch any modern israeli slop. We don't have a tv
>>34421872>indoctrinated from birth or they're griftersaren't you an orthodoxfag yourself?
>>34421874Because they aren’t ugly. You are.
>>34421065>>34421067Oh, so she finally came back after 2 weeks of mutual no-contact. The last time I talked to her was about playing pickleball, but she was busy and she'd text me next week. So two weeks later she asks me to play. Well I'm busy the rest of this week, but told her about one opening which didn't work for her. I chose to not play games and just ask her what her schedule is next week. I don't want to see the Mario movie by myself.>>34421077>>34421079It's not that I'm more available, it's that she's playing hot and cold. One minute I think I might be getting a gf, the other I feel like she wants nothing to do with me. But I think she has her own stuff to figure out. >>34421076>he's doing the same to her by demanding she's available for his entertainment 24/7After spending an entire week together I felt like one day a week wasn't a big ask, especially when she lives two floors above me. I think it's just not meant to be though.
>>34421871Time to trash and buy a new one
Nurse here - I genuinely hate people with dementia
>>34421884>depletes her social battery by spending a whole week together >now feels entitled to more time instead of understanding that such an intense time will be followed by intense withdrawal to rechargeonce a week is steep, maybe tone down your expectations
>>34421889:(
>>34421890Now imagine the trans dementia patients asking where did their genitals go
>>34421890my cousin has the same job as you, she says sometimes the demented people get sexual, some even need prostitutes to quell their cravings
>>34421882are you black yourself?
>>34421878>aren't you an orthodoxfag yourself?I grew up with parents that only cared about Catholicism when it convenienced them. I'm been thinking more and more of converting to protestantism, especially with my disillusionment with the church itself.>>34421890I just hate old people, regardless of cognitive function. The world would be a much better place if all the old people just died.
>>34421896prostitutes are not paid nearly enough
>>34421902>parentsnah, you've been beefing with an anon about pissing the people in your church off by being gay and enjoying it
I am not going into next week without having sex. Going to the club tn.
>>34421907ew
>>34421908people have sex. get over it.
How do I know how heavy I should be lifting as a female?
>>34421893>once a week is steep, maybe tone down your expectationsI certainly have given I didn't feel a need to text her for 2 weeks, but obviously I'm catching feels because we cuddle on the couch n shit and should probably tone things down so I don't get myself hurt. I don't think I'm entitled, I'm just uncertain where the boundaries are.>>34421902>I'm been thinking more and more of converting to protestantism, especially with my disillusionment with the church itself.I mean given you're in a lesbian marriage I'm really surprised you haven't become Anglican, Methodist or some other another progressive mainline church. If you're going to mass I assume you care about liturgy and most non-denoms are both conservative regarding homosexuality and watered down to hell.
>>34421908It’s been 3 years sister
>>34421915you can't make someone want to spend time with you, all you can do is make them feel guilty for not wanting to spend time with you and then spending time with you whilst wishing to be home if how much time she wants to spend with you doesn't line up with how much time you want to spend with her then you two simply aren't compatible and there's not much you can do about it, especially not trying to guilt trip her into it unless ofc you get something out of forcing yourself on people
GenderDo you think the elderly are a burden?
>>34421921yeswe should kill people over 70 and women over 30 to elevate our society
>>34421921YeahMost of them treat their bodies and minds like shit their entire lives and end up immobile husks for the last 20 years of their life, and make it everyone elses problem
>>34421866By not having kids.
>>34421921F, depends on the person, just like with every age. There's babies that are a delight and others that will drive you up the walls and the same is true for teens, middle aged people and old people. Treating them as a homogeneous mass seems rather low IQ.
>>34421921FI dunno. I will say my grandfather is the one person of my family I truly love, so the idea of shitting on old people feels wrong even though he's been dead for over 15 years.
>>34421842Haha “Independent Journalist”.US turning into the countries they bomb is cosmic irony
>>34421872Getting what? That not liking female commentators makes me attracted to dick? It definitely does not
>>34421921FNo. It’s part of our life cycle. If you feel they are a burden you have failed as a human
>>34421905Yes, that's true, but I found my faith in my early 20's. I only started going to mass because I was raised "Catholic". We still invoked the saints, we still listened to the pope, and we still occasionally attended mass when my dad wasn't working, but we were never consistent enough with it for it to imprint itself on me or for me to not question it.>>34421913>How do I know how heavy I should be lifting as a female?RPE - Rate of Perceived Exertion, and RIR - Reps in Reserve. If you can only do about 8 - 10 reps with a certain weight before failure, that should be your working weight. Your warm-up should be about 50 - 60% of that weight.>>34421921>Do you think the elderly are a burden?They're a burden on the taxpayer, the job market, the economy, the housing market, and to the public. They need to go. I'm tired of my tax dollars going to both old people that don't need it and old people that were too stupid to invest in their retirement.
I found her YTMND account.
>>34421935>too stupidDamn, this one hasn't checked her privilege in a long time.
>>34421902>>34421915Why is she bothering with Christianity at all? The holy book explicitly forbids her relationship with her wife>Some denominations are acceptingI don't know why they bother either
>>34421937The fuck does the mean
You guys are such assholes.
>>34421908Shut up foid
>>34421945shut up lesbian
I grew a dark hair on my chin while ovulating I hate the human body
What exact crime would I be committing if I were to poke holes in the condoms before my bf comes over? Like what are the legal ramifications?
>>34421945Why?
>>34421950I don't know if you would go to jail but you might lose your right to sue for child support if he leaves
>>34421950Alright, so I'm using an AI summary but:>Yes, poking a hole in a condom can be a crime, as it is widely considered a form of reproductive coercion that invalidates consent through fraud, potentially leading to charges of sexual assault, rape, or sexual battery depending on the jurisdiction.
>>34421950Rape
>>34421949cute :)
>>34421921M yes, Covid wasnt deadly enough.
>>34421950Rape, like stealthing
>>34421952I'd definitely expect that much.>>34421953>>34421954That makes sense. It'd be an extreme violation of trust that removes his agency.
Either gender, would you date an unemployed person in the following scenarios?>they're actively looking for a new job>they're not looking for a new job but working on their own project(s)>they hate work and want to take a year off before looking for a new job
>>34421961Is this Jh again? That's not your bf, you tard.
>>34421965F, yeah to all of those because they depend on context
>>34421965I'd be a hypocrite not to.
>>34421935>RPE - Rate of Perceived Exertion, and RIR - Reps in Reserve. If you can only do about 8 - 10 reps with a certain weight before failure, that should be your working weight. Your warm-up should be about 50 - 60% of that weight.Thank youI'm currently barely able to get to 10 with 16 pounds, when do I move up to 20?
>>34421965Under the idea that you should only date people you have a lot in common with (as is so frequently brought up as an argument for why age gaps are bad), I'd only date the last one.
>>34421821Hi. Bout what
>>34421966Anon...
>>34421890Woman to woman, I'll beat the shit out of you if you can't learn to deescalate professionally. There are literal tiktoks about this. You have no excuse.
>>34421938>Damn, this one hasn't checked her privilege in a long time.They inherited the greatest post-war economy in history and still somehow fucked up and are living on canned beans and hot dogs.>>34421940>Why is she bothering with Christianity at all? Because sexual orientation has no bearing on faith. >The holy book explicitly forbids her relationship with her wifeIt also forbids wearing mixed fabrics and eating shellfish. I believe you're talking about Roman's 1:26, which Paul writes a laundry list of other accusations such as idolatry, adultery, and seeking pleasures of the flesh over faith. God gave up on them and they gave in to a life of wickedness like murder and God-hating, which I have not done.>>34421970>I'm currently barely able to get to 10 with 16 pounds, when do I move up to 20?When you can hit ten reps per set without the same level of exertion or you feel like you can do 12. Usually after a couple weeks doing 4-6 sets of that exercise per week, depending on the size of the muscle. Like, biceps are small and fatigue quickly but also recover quickly, so you could realistically do more sets prr week. Larger muscles like quads and glutes, especially on women, tend to require more time to recover.
>>34421968How long have you been unemployed?
>>34421983Probably about 8 years?
>>34421977Was the irony of this post intentional, or...?
>>34421982>TheyEvery time in history has different classes. Poor people will always be poor, no matter when they were born.
>>34421965>they're actively looking for a new jobYes , if that's what they want. >they're not looking for a new job but working on their own project(s)Yes, I like people with things they're passionate about.>they hate work and want to take a year off before looking for a new jobYes, I want a stay-at-home wife. >>34421986What the fuck? How do you live?
Is five hours of sleep enough?
>>34421992No, getting that little sleep every night makes me feel like shit at least.
>>34421982>It also forbids wearing mixed fabrics and eating shellfish.That was a part of a covenant between God and the Israelites that no longer has bearing with the present since Jesus's death on the cross marked the beginning of a new covenant with God. But that only removed ceremonial laws, not moral laws. Catholics supposedly teach this, although I have met few who know about it
>>34421986How do you get money?
>>34421992when I'm in a good mood I only sleep 4 hours
>>34421532Sounds like you're projecting
>>34421998it's actually still advisable to not wear mixed material fabrics
>>34421991>How do you live?The generosity of others, mostly. I've somehow lucked my way into being a homeowner in a house that's paid off. Still bills to pay, of course, so I'm gonna have to figure out income eventually.>>34421999I don't.
>>34422004>eventuallyMust be nice having rich parents.
>>34422007I don't have rich parents.
>>34421988If that poster has a dick, everyone knows they jerk off to lemonparty at home.
>>34422004>I've somehow lucked my way into being a homeowner in a house that's paid offYou can just say you inherited it.
>>34422002By whom?
>>34422009grandparents, whatever, don't be disingenuous
>>34422010Nta, I have a dick and dont even know what lemonparty is
>>34422012>>34422014Also incorrect. Not gonna go into too many details but my family is unrelated.
>>34421992Age?
>>3442201735
>>34422013me
Women do you enjoy getting facefucked or what would it take for you to enjoy it?
>>34422016Got a big settlement after being molested in a youth home?
>>34422016thats the most suspicious situation I've ever heard of, did you trick an old gay dude into adopting you and then he had an "accident"?
It’s amazing how they let people purchase a BMW without first acquiring a driver license
>>34422021>biggest Jh bait of the thread
>>34422004>I've somehow lucked my way into being a homeowner in a house that's paid off.HowShare your cheats I desperately need this as someone who works and is looking to get married and have a family
>>34422023Kek, that's where my mind went to.
>>34422033Be kind and you might find that kindness returned.
>>34422010Nevermind. I forgot I was talking to a bot who only spews random nonsense every day.
>>34422037What kind of person were you kind to that resulted you in getting a home without working?I thought you were still a meet that lived with his parents
Why are 4moids like this>>>/v/736681217
>>34422037
>>34422045That guy's dumb but so is buying a pet without discussing it with your live-in boyfriend.
>>34422046I nominate this post to the top in atoga history hall of fame
>>34422045stop spamming your thread here, nobody gives a shit
>>34422046Gemmy
She's such a cutie
>>34422015They have AI verification now. Lol
>>34422045What did the idiot expect? I didn't even tell my practice gfs where I lived and one of them didn't know my full name
>>34422030Why would you need a licence to buy a car? You only need it to drive it.
>>34422039Lmao. Man, gone are the days when you can gatcha lemonparty.com
>>34422047Maybe I have the 'tism but why do you need a permission for that? Your roommate or sibling can buy a pet without permission and so can your date, but a live-in bf suddenly loses that right.
>>34422066Because a relationship implies the intent of building a life together, and a pet is a big life decision.
>>34421890So you also hate children and dogs?
>>34422045I always worry that if I got a gf that I'd be like thisGood thing i turned out to be a wizard so I don't have to worry irl lmao
I thought morning wood happened because of pressure in your bladder, but I already pissed and I still got it.
>>34422073Nope. Your body runs system checks while you're asleep, and boners are one of those. You just happened to wake up mid test.
>>34422071I'm struggling to go one month without sex. How did you become a wizard?
>>34422045I didn't even missed videogames when I had a gf
Is 180 pounds to fat for a 5’4 woman
Gender, give me your hot takes about relationships and or the opposite gender
>>34422069So if I bought a rabbit in the talking stage would I have to ask for permission? From all the people I'm talking to? And if I didn't, most would drop me over it? Not the rabbit itself but the fact that I didn't ask everybody.>big life decisionAnd what if I got a job? I couldn't just take it, I'd have to ask my partner for permission and they would be right to be shocked and enraged if I just went and got employed on my own?
>>34422081>BMI over 30You're morbidly obese and need to lose weight.
>>34422082FMost of men's dating struggles are self-inflicted. "Muh Chad" just happens to be a good cope.
Cyclone hitting my city this weekend.
>>34422066>Your roommate canThe FUCK they can, they need to askEveryone's who's paying for the place gets a say on pets.
>>34422082men are demons, their libido is the urge to keep women trapped in hell by tricking them into letting them use their womb portal to bring new souls here to perpetuate the cycle of captivity, someone must have cursed them
>>34422004If you live by your lonesome and the house is decently sized you can probably rent out the house and rent a smaller apartment for yourself and live with the difference. And you'll never have to work
>>34421970Lol she's gonna turn you into a muscled out dyke.
>>34422087He said hot takes, not wrong takes.
>>34422097Oh I'm sorry, did you want the typical "women bad" takes that these threads are always filled with?
I’m going to break up with my girlfriend soon. It’s been three years, and there’s just no passion in it anymore. I have some commitments I still must fulfill before closing the curtain, but it’s an odd feeling hanging out and knowing the clock will eventually strike.
>>34422100you'll never do it because there's never a good moment for breaking up, thats how people stay stuck waiting for decades
>>34422083>if I bought a rabbit in the talking stage would I have to ask for permission?It depends on how deep you are into the relationship I suppose.>most would drop me over it?Maybe not instant drop, but it's common courtesy to talk to your partner before you do things that will significantly affect their future with you.>what if I got a job? I couldn't just take it, I'd have to ask my partner for permission and they would be right to be shocked and enraged if I just went and got employed on my own?I can't see how that would be relevant to your relationship unless it's going to affect your home life somehow. Or it's dangerous and puts your life at risk.>>34422095Yeah, definitely got some options to fall back on.
>>34422082There are no pure straight women, but at the least they are bisexual with a preference for men
>>3442208299% of men's complaints about women are pure projection. Any time you look up a study on the shit women supposedly do it turns out to be largely a male behavior.
>>34422082Women are actually more abusive than men in relationships
>>34422102I am going to do it next month. I have to fulfill some duties for her mother first.
>>34422104Wouldn't say they have a preference for menThey just need a man to have babies withWomen drop interest in men once they get the kids
>>34422081You must crush a watermellon between your theighs. You will feel better. I know I will this summer.
>>3442209990% of the "women bad" posts are one guy spamming TikTok/Reddit screencaps and samefagging himself
>>34422115>I-It's not like men on every major website circlejerk about how women are bad, it's just one guy!Holy cope.
>>34422113Look at this weight history
>>34422087Women don’t help though.
>>34422117nta but it's literally one brown guy that spams here every waking hour
>>34422075For some of us the struggle is to get sex. Not getting sex is easy.
>>34422119Definitely a person who's been on antipsychotics.
>>34422117t. the one guy who spams TikTok/Reddit screencaps and samefags himself
>>34422106Truke, men whine about being "divorce raped" when there's no shortage of stories of men leaving women penniless and on their own. They whine about abuse they could hypothetically suffer when the number one killer of young women is their boyfriend/husband
>>34422124NTAHow do I avoid sex if I have a bf?
>>34422124What about the girls who invited you over? Did you turn them all down?
>>34422133become fat
>>34422103>Yeah, definitely got some options to fall back onWhat's stopping you from implementing any of them and essentially peaceful-moding life?
>>34422115>>34422128It's not samefagging, atoga moids are genuinely 70 IQ tards and always reply en masse in good faith to the "Moids! Why are you no longer approaching us female women? We want to be approached according to this PUA podcast!"
>>34422125Yeah I gotta be careful. Can’t get too thin or I go a little insane
>>34422081I'm 163 pounds as a 5'9 man.
>>34422137nta but apparently he got his hands on enough money to live off of it for a decade peacefully
>>34422139it's the "men are checking out of society spammer", he is genuinely fucked in the head and has np spamming his own posts with twenty responses
>>34422137I'm more than a bit 'upid. Also not the only person who lives here and don't really want to kick the others out.
>>34422141I know. My partner is around my weight. He doesn’t stop grabbing on me tho
>>34422081>Is 180 pounds to fat for a 5’4 womanYes, but that's far less egregious than men with the same percentages.>>34422100Maybe try addressing it and fixing it before just giving up on a three year relationship.>>34422119That's a rough two years.
>>34422134>the girls who invited you overthewhatnow? These are all words, but they don't form a coherent meaningful sentence.
>>34421982>>They inherited the greatest post-war economy in history and still somehow fucked up and are living on canned beans and hot dogs.No king rules forever and wtf do you think happens when you transition from the sole manufacturing economy in the first world (because Europe was a rubble) to a service economy?>/atoga/ - History and EconomicsThe post-WW2 growth was not sustainable, though we did shoot ourselves in the foot transitioning into a service economy in the name of environmentalism and "it's the rest of the world's turn :)" self-haters.
>>34422146Did all your weight go to the right places?
>>34422141The med ability I was on made me crave food. I got off it 2 months ago. I’ve already lost 6pounds without trying. Summers coming too
>>34422119Yep. Mine is worse if you find my wii fit post and look at me now.
>>34422144I know it's the same guy but the (You)s are not his. He only gets replies on his TikTok spam where poorly he pretends to be a woman while the AI shit he's proud of is ignored. And he doesn't have the mental capacity to change his sentence structure or punctuation habits when he does attempt to appear as someone else
>>34422155A lot went to my boobs and ass but I do have a tummy too
>>34422160let' just hope he's posting from inside a facility
>>34422145You have people who aren't your family living in the house you own? Do they take care of expenses and groceries? You're not as hikikomori as previously advertised, or a lot changed in recent years?
Euro Grills
>>34422157I know how easy it can be to gain weight. I've gained 10+ pounds this year from stress eating.
>>34422134Fuck you assholeAnd fuck off from this board
>>34422161You're making me want to grab onto you.
>>3442208299% of women's complaints about men are pure projection. Any time you look up a study on the shit men supposedly do it turns out to be largely a female behavior.
>>34422168>>34422151>still falling for the lamest and most overused atoga bait
Women, is it easy or hard for you to orgasm?
I'm about 137lbs right now, the fattest I ever got was around 176lbs and that was back when I was drinking every day and ordering Uber Eats every night. I don't gain weight because I'm a cheapskate, so I don't get fast food or buy food I don't need.
desu I'm pretty sure I blew an opportunity with a girl this year who was super into me because I was in disbelief and took things way too slowly and she lost interest
>>34422172What would have been the correct reply?
>>34422161Elves are dainty though?> triforce
>>34422177Ignoring it, it's the oldest joke in the books.
>>34422178Not the chubby ones.
>>34422082MI should not be shamed for wanting to lick female butthole because its dirty, women should be pressured to clean their butthole better.
My girlfriend does baby talk, and it bothers me immensely, especially because it’s catching onto me now too. She’s also uncomfortable with saying fuck in terms of sex because it sounds too aggressive, so she’ll say “funk”.
>>34422082MI don't know... other than people keep saying society is "getting better" all the screeching from both sides is ridiculous.
>>34422179It's not very funny as jokes go, is it?I'm here answering questions anyway, doesn't cost me much to reply.
>>34422173Very hard alone, easy with a partner.
>>34422181You and JH should meet.
Damn.. all these people complaining about their partner(s), and here I am going to die forever alone.> One is really the loneliness number.
>>34422187How come?
>>34422178>>34422180End of summer I’ll be cute again
>>34422119When was your toddler born
>>34422190We're all special in our own ways.
>>34422182This is my fetish
I WOULD GO OUT TONIGHTBUT I HAVEN'T GOT A STITCH TO WEARTHIS MAN SAID IT'S GRUESOMETHAT SOMEONE SO HANDSOME SHOULD CARE
>>34422195End of 21
>>34422184The joke is at your expense, ofc you wouldn't find it funny.
>>34422178She's 45
>>34422202why do you call your 4.5yr old a toddler?
>>34422189Don't pimp out my butthole.>>34422191Thr intimacy and unpredictability of actual sex helps me get out of my head and enjoy things in a way I can't when I'm alone.
>>34422182Lmfao
>>34422202you said he's 1 last time
>>34422206They will always be my babyI didn’t want to give exact age
>>34422194Noble goal.>>34422204waaaah?
>>34422182Roll with it bro, start calling sex bumping or plapping
>>34422211Yeah that was confusing. I mean one more year till my teen was out of the house
>>34422199unsurprising
>>34422217I thought your teen was 14.
>>34422217no, you said they are 14 and 1
>>34422203>The joke is at your expensePlease explain it to me.
YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTHHOW CAN YOU SAYI GO ABOUT THINGS THE WRONG WAYI AM HUMAN AND I NEED TO BE LOVEDJUST LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE DOES
I may have lied about my age to keep from getting doxxed
>>34422151>>34422168Are you guys trolling? No girls ever invited you over in 30-25 years?
>>3442221914 years till my younger kiddo is out of the house
I'm gonna eat some cereal
>>34422226https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=igILhbNWvlk
>>34422220This is incorrect
>>34422221It's JHs go to insult when talking to someone saying they are a virgin/incel. It's supposed to imply that it's unreal that you never had any opportunities to get a gf/pussy, implying that you turned down all the girls that did show interest in you, implying it's your own fault you're an incel.
Should I change my name to old elf?
>>34422220That's not what she said. As I recall it the question she answered was something along the line of how longe before the kids are no longer her problem.
>>34422224None of those anons, but defensively lying in this thread just so you can safely namefag actively makes it harder for people to trust the advice and opinions given here. It's pretty lame of you to do. Literally just don't type shit out if you don't want to share it, why the fuck would meaningfully foster a self image like that if you want to be recognized here?
>>34422224interesting since you have no issues posting your face and the exact location you get your groceries from, as well as the last digits of your credit card
>>34422234This, Thanks for explaining
>>34422232It's not like I need to be told that I'm a loser, but this doesn't make any sense.
>>34422232I'm JH and I have no idea what you're talking about. I'm not involved in their reply chain. I also actively avoid using the term incel or using virgin as an insult.
>>34422224I'm sure archive-chan has a small file dedicated to you, lmao.
>>34422239Sure. >>34422238People love rubbing stuff in peoples face for their own entertainment.
It's a larping tranny guys just stfu and ignore him jfc
>>34422241Do you just assume every person is me until proven otherwise or what?
I want to belong to an online community Everywhere else is too slow
>>34422173>Women, is it easy or hard for you to orgasm?Easy to the point that it's honestly a little embarrassing.
>>34422236I’m not smart enough to be hereI should go while I’m ahead
>AGP tranny is also a pedoIs anyone surprised?
>>34422244No, I know for a fact it's you because I've seen you do it multiple tomes whilst answering to other convos too in the post that were clearly you.
>>34422245Nowadays it feels like all online communities are either dead or Twitter clones full of engagement bait and low effort meme posts.
>>34422247yeah actually, you'll get your kids doxed on 4chan, not a good idea
>>34422246The rare female premature cummer.
>>34422251Neogaf?
>>34421476STFU, retard.
>>34422250I have literally never used the term "incel" here, besides moments like this where I've had to explain I don't use the term. Also I never shame virgins. You're mistaken or lying, I'm curious which.
>>34422254I haven't played vidya in years, also I thought everyone dumped that site for Resetera o algo
>>34422252Alright. Bye guys
>>34422246 Korrasami x JH x Swiss = ZDAMN
>>34422082Male lonliness is actually Male dumbshit that doesn't want to be a viable husband and won't say it with their whole chest because men won't think he's chad.
Women,how do you balance not being culturally homogenized while also not participating in stupid shit?
>>34422256I didn't say you call people the word incel, you just ask them "what about all the girls that asked you out/flirted with you/some variation of that. You're so disingenuous, lol.
Masculine urge to yell at my gf
>>34422246>Easy to the point that it's honestly a little embarrassing.How easy is that? Do you make up for it by orgasming multiple times in a row?
>>34422258:(
>>34422257They are all trash websites.Tons of grifting, retarded console warring, spam or racist edgelords.It's ALL garbage. THe best thing to do is just glance the headlines for news/info and leave ASAP.
>>34422258bye, good luck
Supportive nurturing girlfriend with medical skills and herbal knowledge who practices witchcraft and likes cooking stews.
>>34422262This guy had a GF that was stolen by an Indo Chad, lmao.
>>34422263>You're so disingenuous>says the anon claiming he knows things for facts when he's factually incorrectI've only recently asked about a guy's experiences with dating when he was trying to attack my relationship and judged he was more successful with his life goals than I am. Was that you?
>>34422269supportive girlfriend that gives me nursing handjobs
>>34422269are you trying to summon belladonna-chan?
>>34422271No, you've been doing this for a long time already.
>>34422258Having an older femanon with experience with family planning, having kids, adapting to life after kids, etc would be very helpful here as a rare point of view. You should stay and just use the thread less like a blog.
How do I flirt with a girl who's somehow more shy than I am?
>>34422277like trying to befriend a wild animal
>>34422082MFeminism and sexual liberation broke the social contract and need to be thrown in the trash. Incelism and Tateoid "game" shit are an equally bad mirror image of what feminism has been since the 1970s. Nobody who has internalized any of these things is capable of a successful long term relationship.
>>34422278I've befriended free range cattle before
>>34422275I can't stop you from making things up and believing what you want to believe, so go ahead. I see multiple times ITT alone where others evoke me or guess other posters are me when I wasn't even here, and I can't be assed to correct every single one of them. I hope there's something more interesting to discuss soon so that you guys with bad radars have something else to think about.
>>34422280>cattle close but think more hare or deer, and emphasis on befriend, not tame
>>34422272>gives me nursing handjobsWith forehead kisses and praise
>>34422277talk over email/texting
Nobody will ever guess who I am
>>34422276Lmao
>>34422286You're nobody.
>>34422269>practices witchcraft Oh shit, if you count mindfulness and vision boards as witchcraft that could apply to me.
>>34422269Wouldn't mind just having a Snow GF.
>>34422266>>34422268>>34422276 maybe I will but it’s annoying to be called a trannyThank you
>>34422286Except me
>>34422276She’s not a point of inspiration, she had a failed marriage and postpartum psychosis
>>34422001How
>>34422287Am I wrong?>>34422291It's the internet. And more specifically it's 4chan. How are you not used to being called every possible insult and falsehood at this point?
>>34422291He's just trying to jerk off to you because he's a chaser. That's why he posts that at every femanon, chica.
>>34422293Okay, so as long as that's made clear it provides a unique background for her answers to general questions, with specific situations she's uniquely qualified to share her experiences with. How is that a bad thing?
>>34422299We already have BlueValk and Swiss for that.
>>34422299I don’t need advice from midwestern trailer trash
>>34422283How would you befriend a wounded (word added intentionally) hare/deer?
Who is this swiss anons keep namedropping?
>>34422284yes!this guy gets it
>>34422296>>34422299Faggot simp
>>34422300The more the merrier.>>34422301I think you're going to get opinions from a wide range of people ITT with or without her specific input. And I never see any questions asked with the caveat that people like her shouldn't answer, so it's news to me that most people are so picky here.
>>34422303Me
>>34422306Boring shitposter.
I've got a secret
>>34422308Hi. How come you are apparently so noteworthy but I've never noticed you?
>>34422291Stop doxxing yourself by posting picturesStop histrionic attention grabbingStart finding activities that give you meaning outside of the internetStart valuing your timeAnd you'll find that people calling you a tranny literally doesn't matter. You find what truly matters.
>>34422313I just KNEW you had a crush on me.
>>34422302approach it in a situation where it would feel least vulnerable, so not when it's eating or sleeping or scared or you're intruding on it's private quarters, sit far away to let it get used to my proximity, scent and presence for a week or two, leave little gifts when I leave so it can check them out after I left without having to be scared I'll try to use that to get a hold of it, like something it really likes to eat or material for it's nest or so, wait for it to get bolder in how close it gets to me, slowly starting to offer it little gifts whilst I stay there and see if it dares to check them out anyways, do that for a couple of months until it visibly starts to relax even with me there, wait for it to get even bolder and maybe dare to take oke of the gifts I bring out of my hands, maybe let it sniff my hands whilst doing so, wait till it touches it's nose to my fingers, see if it flinches back if I carefully caress it's cheeks when it does that, do that for a while and slowly try to pet it or let it get closer to me, maybe check put my arm or leg, maybe even dare to put one paw on me, escalate this by waiting for the next step until it's clearly relaxed and comfortable with the current stage until it falls asleep in my lap and starts following me home when I leave and eventually moves in with me and becomes my pet give it like a year at the absolute minimum, patience, careful observation and letting it set the pace is key
This shit has so much sodium. My poor heart
>>34422319forgot to add, leave your jacket or hat there when you leave so it can check your scent out without feeling observed
how common among young people is it to be someone who refuses to ever use dating apps or have hookups(doing anything sexual while not in a committed relationship together) ?i fee like my standard, which is wanting someone similar to me, is filtering basically everyone
>>34422303The best Femanon.But mostly lurks.
>>34422326whats so special about her
>>34422316Ok
>>34422326Retard
>>34422325I can't speak for the >youngpart, but I feel like I'm in the minority as someone who does the same. It means it takes more effort to find people, but I think more and more people are starting to figure out that extra effort is worth it to filter out a lot of the trash.
Women, thoughts on moids who's hair is soft?
>>34422332thumbs up
>>34422319>>34422322Pretty sure you're speaking literally and not figuratively but this helps a lot, thanks. What if I already startled it once by trying to work too quickly, but it came back?
>>34422335>What if I already startled it once by trying to work too quickly, but it came back?oof, bad situation, it can be salvaged but you have to be even more careful and patient, the fact she came back is a good sign, so don't mess it up a second time
>>34422329quiet, you amerifat!Go back to clapping at your Walmart.
>>34422332Only kind of moid that should exist.
>>34422327
>>34422332>>34422340I apparently have hair "like a sheep"
When was the last time you held hands with someone of the opposite sex?
>>34422338Go back to shitting on a road
>>34422350Last week, I visited some polish girl, had sex on the mattress on the floor, cuddled for a while, paid, left
>>34422294You desperately want me to love you
Damn I'm hot
>>34422350Never.I make sure to stand at least 5 feet away from Women at all times. Even if it is for school/work related.
>>34421610>Low Fidelity Allstars - Battle FlagHey, I had that one on my winamp playlist aswell!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Bh-j4vVbTU
>>34421610No Money... No Honey.Also, I am super hideous, women would rather chance it with an irradiated Ghoul.
>>34421610Women only have sex with me for money, I want a gf but only hugs I get are from prostitutes
>>34422346Good boy
>>34421610Don't want to have to pretend to be a normal guy. I'm not comfortable lying.
Do people really close their eyes when they kiss
Femanons, have you ever been approached by an actual "Chad" type of guy? Was the experience bad or good? And, do you consider yourself a "femcel"?Be honest.
>>34420016>match asks me how many women I've met off the apps>tell her "I don't count" (didn't want to tell her the actual number)>she asks me if I had FwB or ONS>tell her I've had some ONS>convo dies after few more messages, get unmatchedServes me right for being honest for no good reason when she told me in the beginning she's not looking for any of those. Should have told her I don't do ONS
>>34422371Yes you psychopath. Close your eyes as soon as you're sure you won't headbutt her.
>>34422363I had moby lol
>>34422371I don't, to stay in control
>>34422265>How easy is that? Do you make up for it by orgasming multiple times in a row?I almost always have multiple orgasms. But I usually cum within a couple minutes with penetration and have rubbed myself to an orgasm in maybe 20 seconds while giving oral. I've even had orgasms without touching my pussy. Nearly every inch of my is sensitive, the exception being my hands for some reason.
>>34422371yeah, don't be weird
>>34422372Which of the 50 different definitions of "Chad" are we going by for this question?
I’m AI with the braids
>>34422382the doll with the titts on her back
>>34422382What
Should I find a practice girlfriend? I really really don't want to date nor do I have the time/energy to do so but I've never dated and I'm growing old, I need experience
Having another zero libido phase. He'll hate my guts.
>>34422381Good question... Uh, the stereotypical one that most here are attached to.6'0 minimum.Blond or Light Brown hairBlue, or Green eyes.And works out (but NOT to the point where he looks like a Roid-monkey).Dresses well, has money, etc.Or if none of that applies, any guy who is a cut above what you usually "encounter" I guess?
>>34422385Do what you wanna
>>34422386Change up your diet.Get more, GOOD quality sleepCut out all the soda/sugarAnd start jogging around your neighborhood (it's free, no need to pay for gym membership).
Women thoughts on gathering all the atoga moids dressing them in white suits and making them dance with each other like drunk gay uncles
>>34422390No, did all that until it drove me crazy, it has no power over me losing my libido because it's not the cause.
>>34422372i used to when i was khhv as an adult. and maybe? this guy who who tours as part of a few bands showed interest in me, but i just know guys like that 1000% have some kind of std or some other shit i wouldn't like to get involved with .
>>34422387>Or if none of that applies, any guy who is a cut above what you usually "encounter" I guess?Right so we're just gonna change definitions so you can find any excuse to blame "muh Chad" and women for your dating woes.
>>34422393not a big fan of humiliation rituals
>>34422395>khhv>probably was a teenStolen valour
>>34422399They'll be too inebriated to be humiliated
>>34422379>and have rubbed myself to an orgasm in maybe 20 seconds while giving oralHot.
>>34422395lol, okay, thanks.
>>34422403you should demonstrate this for us first by doing it yourself
Either gender, what RPG class would your ideal partner be (IRL)?
>>34422393Nope
>>34422396Alright, so you chose to REEE.You forget, ATOGA isn't just one person.
>>34422408I don't have a white suit or a gaggle of atoga moids but I'd be down
>>34422372Dumb guys and incels say Chad, and it can mean anything. Need to be more specific.
>>34422393NAGI would gather the Men up, and rebel.Burn the whole place down, and escape into the desert.
>>34422409list the classes, idk anything about anything
>>34422411Not answering your bullshit question isn't REEING.>>34422414The question answer already gave me two different definitions. No point in taking it seriously.
>>34422414whatever, your grippysocks are cutting off oxygen again.
>>34422418>>34422414NTAStay mad, smolies
>>34422372Define chad
>>34422384I’m AI with the braids
>>34422409Mwhite mage
>>34422409>RPG class>IRLThis question doesn't make sense.
>>34422409Dps/archer
>>34422409MI would like a Femanon that is Rogue (smart/deft/mesmerizing)
>>34422400nice try xer
>>34422409f, dragonborn LICH
>>34422427What does that mean tho
>>34422418>>34422421>>34422423So triggered
>>34422440Nuhhuh stop appropriating my kultur
>>34422411>>34422421>>34422423So you guys don't even talk to chad after you rim his asshole?
>>34422450That's one guy
>>34422409>what RPG class would your ideal partner be (IRL)?For a man: barbarian (himbo) or wizard (nerd)For a woman: bard (artistic, extroverted) or sorcerer (cocky, divine aura)>>34422442This would be the most condescending piece of shit imaginable.
>>34422452And he's schizo posting? Kek
>>34422409MMaybe Ranger?
>>34422409MAlchemist
>>34422470That's a good one
>>34422409MBarbarian
>>34422409F, Soulbinder
>>34422472Also my secondary choice is a bratty wizard in DIRE need of correction.
>>34422471Imagine being her pet and drinking the potions straight from the tap
Wow, the stupidest questions really inspire this board.
>>34422409MWitch or Warlock
>>34422481You're just jealous cause you get zero bitches and zero (You)'s
>>34422409On second thought she did pose as a witch that time....
>>34422481it's more fun than the endless ragebait and incel trash
>>34422452imagine white knighting BV, lmao even.
I have had sex with every single human female in a 30 mile radius.
Are girls aware that squirt is piss
>>34422461NTACharlie will never like you, you racist trash.Remember that.
I should learn to yodel.
>>34422490The lesser of two evils
>>34422493>Are girls aware that squirt is pissOnly in porn
>>34422385You'll get massive FOMO when you see hotter girls outside and your practice gf keeps yapping
>>34422493
>>34422409FPaladin
>>34422502NONNA YOUR NAME
>>34422505Would you accept a Crusader?
>guy wants a gf>goes on a date>initiates sex early on>girl says no -> it's over because he's a whore>girl says yes -> it's over because she's a whoreHelp me understand the purpose of this behavior
>>34422409MChronomancerI was going to say Bardess, but women naturally sing well (or have soothing voices).
>>34422510Date better men, retard.
>>34422510Go ask the manosphere/looksmaxxx crowd
>>34422409MA cleric or a ranger, I think. I’m a paladin.
>>34422500It’s mostly piss irl as well. Something like 60% to 70% of it is pee iirc
>>34422510>initiates sex early onthis step is completely optional and avoiding it would avoid both outcomes
>>34422387>avg male height>not brown>boring moid hobby (sports/gym)>has a jobWhat the hell is the average American man like if this is the pussy slayer prince of unrealistic standards
Need a gf I can fatten up for the winter.
>>34422527You're talking to the bottom of the barrel of men, the average is an unatainable ideal to them.
Plap
>>34422485Tbh, I kind of am envious that I don't get the game so I can't play with the other kids.
>>34422530Somewhere, somehow, Pierce Brosnan smiles
>>34422527These are the same guys who refer to not being a boring human being "jestermaxxing" and think it's way too much to not be a lame sperg.
Is it that scary?
>>34422539yes, bringer of death
>>34422539snow bunny
>>34422540Why?More like a bringer of lifeInto you:^)
>>34422539I wonder what women think when they see a erect cock like that
>>34422539The degloving of a penis? Yes, probably
>>34422543exactly, and life is the number one cause of suffering and death dicks are demonic
>>34422539i mean if i saw a radioactive glowing dick, i'd be pretty scared too>>34422532PLAP PLAP PLAP
>>34422544"ah shit, here we go again"
>>34422546To say nothing of wombs.
>>34422534You'll get the hang of it, don't worry too much anon, we are all losers here
>>34422552wombs are portals, dicks activate them to bring more innocent souls to this realm of darkness
Femanons, do you want to tie up a cute moid and drip hot candle wax on him?
>>34422547>i mean if i saw a radioactive glowing dick, i'd be pretty scared tooYou don't want to ride the lightning?
>>34422557never in my life
>>34422544>I wonder what women think when they see a erect cock like thatSie sind das EssenUnd wir sind die Jäger!
>>34422561halt die Fresse, dumme Kuh
>tfw no gf to tie you up And drop hot candle wax on you
>>34422561That sounds like bullshit when guys do all the work, sorry I can't buy it
I want to cum inside an ovulating femanon
>>34422555So they are both evil.
>>34422564>>34422569>not getting the reference
>>34422561Damn, bitch. Chill out.
>>34422571thats like saying guns kill people when it's the people using the guns that are to blame
>>34422572Oh, it's an anime thing.
>>34422502How do you know asparagus won't affect all bodily fluids and not just piss, given the fact that the flavor of cum is affected by a man's diet?
Why do people, especially women, blame incels like me for being virgins
>>34422510In principle, if a guy initiates sex early on he's not looking for a gf, he's looking for a hookup. This isn't always the case though, my roommate dated a girl for 2 years and they fucked within 45 minutes of meeting each other. It's more like compatible worldviews on sex are more important than anything else.
>>34422530BASED.>>34422409Alchemist x Illusionist He makes the money and I fuck around and do silly stuff.>>34422372Yes to the archetypal chad. Not really my type, so I turn them down. The hotter someone is the more satisfying it is to turn them down in favor of my man.>>34422332Sleep tight and dont let the norwood reaper bite.
Why do /atoga/ users call everything a humiliation ritual?? Are yall that fucking anxious? Lighten up and live a little.
>>34422544>>34422575Visual representation of seeing a huge dick
My dad didn't bald and neither did my maternal grandfather. I think I'm safe.
>>34422584Accurate, the giant's head is even uncircumcised.
>>34422583mh mh mh, calling it a humiliation ritual is lightening up a little
>>34422585in this economy?
>>34422583>trying to lower our guards for another humiliation ritual
He leaves me so sore each time.
I think synical i-am-very-intelligent anon is right and you probably do need be somewhat delusional to be happy in this world.I'm going to gaslight myself into being happy.
>>34420016>match with a girl some time ago>go on a date, got to the second base but she stopped it>didn't get the number>we match like three more times over the course of next 1,5 years>she remembers me and responds, but won't meetLike what's the point, does she like the attention or something
>>34422593your dog?
>>34422585Do you know if your father and maternal grandfather boned on the regular? If they were mostly celibate they were probably on minoxidil and you may not be safe.
>>34422593Was it the back hand or the front hand this time?
>>34422594oh, baby, baby, it's a wild world
>>34422594>synicalwhyd you spell it like that
>>34422604it's a synonym for cynical
>>34422604He's an ESL
>>34422596bodied that freak
>>34422597>Do you know if your father and maternal grandfather boned on the regularEach other? >probably on minoxidilWasn't really a thing back then especially where they were from
the atoga syndicate will rise in unisono
Wow, I’m the first ethical billionaire.
the atoga femanons will sync up their cycles
>>34422496I don't care what you think, pajeet. Keep simping.
>>34422615are you using atoga to manifest again?
>>34422616never
State genderAre you gaming or are you gay Ming?
>>34422616They're actually staggering their cycles so there's at least one PMSing woman in the thread at all times.
>>34422632MShe rejected me so I guess I'm going gay
both genderswhat vidya sould i play?
>>34422636MHomura HimeI've never played it, but I'm curious. Play it and let me know how it is.
>>34422633I've done my part for this month, release me
>>34422627Does /atoga/ work that way? If I post pretending I'm living my dream life, will it come true?
Only in death will we be free
>>34422636Genshin. We finally got more Mondstadt content. I heard exploration is not that great tho :(
>>34422642yes
>>34422643if only
>>34422647You doubt
the woman of your dreams is a coworker in the job you refuse to get
Women if given the chance, would you suck a pp right now?
>>34422650OnlyFans fluffer?
>>34422649death can free you, it can also just be the gateway to return
death won't save you from me
>>34422653I just did some weird breathing, I kinda could.
>>34422658blablablablablablaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhh.......
>>34422661>weird breathingIs that like a meditation thing?
>>34422664I think it's called hamon
>>34422665Very nice, Caesar-chan!
>>34422646Neat. Well I've gotta go, just finished moving into my girlfriend's place after being apart for so long and we're celebrating unpacking with a nice dinner tonight.
>>34422665Is that like a Jewish thing?
>>34422656In life we are trapped. It is the key
>>34422664In a way, basically throat singing.
how could I get homely college girls to pay to have sex with me?
>>34422653I just ate>>34422658Oh no what is the little kitten planning now
>>34422669it's a japan thing
>>34422668lovely, I hope you're having a nice evening, keep us updated how it goes
>know women love stardew valley>It's posted on atoga too>look it up>it's just pornPorn addict goonettes
>>34422674>Oh no what is the little kitten planning nowit's panning to piss on your favorite shirt
>>34422671death only frees you if you have no unfinished business in life left when you go otherwise it's straight back to square one
I'm going to coochie ella
>>34422677>deliberately looks up a porn mod>wtf it's just porn!!! how could this happen to me??
>>34422673I think your best bet is to start an only fans and have Indian gooners pay you to have sex with homely college girls.
>>34422678It doesn’t know that I’m doing laundry as I’m posting this.
>>34422676I'll try but I might be busy, they just announced the winning powerball numbers and I won.
Why do women want moid friends?
>>34422679Do not be so sure
>>34422686holy moly, you're on a roll anon! what will you do with all that money?
>>34422684he is pissing on your bed right now
>>34422683people keep on telling me to make one but I don't want to sign up for any apps
>>34422650Yeah, this one downside to have male coded interests.
>>34422688you do not be so sure
>>34422687Relatively free attention
>>34422667who?
>>34422687Why not?
dance with me the CHAN CHAN
Gonna jack off for the 3rd time today
>>34422689If I'm lucky it'll be just enough for a downpayment on an overpriced house because my girlfriend is a fucking retard who wants to live in an overpriced city (but I can forgive her)
>>34422703*snips off your penis for your own good*
I only masturbate once a day every 2 days, it feels better that way
>>34422704welp, relationships often require compromises and sacrifices thats how it is on this bitch of an earth
>>34422681ngl anon this is a fucking awful lineup
Femanons, would you date a man that is a bisexual switch (leans sub)?
>>34422708I only know the music of like 4 of those
>>34422710>leans sub yuck
>>34422710Purrhaps.>>34422702Apologize for pissing on my bed
>>34422708>lykke li>ethel cain holy femcel moment
Men say something nice about beefy labia.Women say something nice about small cocks.
>>34422561U like Viking Men?
>>34422701you hate us
>>34422719>Women say something nice about small cocks.it's nice that I will never touch one, only big cocks deserve love
>>34422719> beefy labia.More to enjoy. can still be pretty
>>34422708I recognize Kettama, Justin Beiber, MajorLazer, Suicidal Tendencies, Iggy Pop, Interpol, ad Radiohead. Everyone else is litwho
>>34422624You obviously do, or else Charlie would have noticed you.But not even you throwing yourself at him, or giving him money will persuade him that you are nothing but Gutter-Rat TRASH.
>>34422705How am I gonna kill time now
>>34422677Who is this for? I cannot even imagine having taste that bad.
>>34422719Nibbling her labia and listening to her yelp sounds hot
>>34422719Small cock means the guy can slam his whole body into me without me worrying about him bottoming out.
>>34422561Do Scandi Men like Black/Latina Women?Euros, I need your opinion.
I hope she waits for me
>>34422708Haven't heard of 90% of these guys
>>34422731Me, I prefer the NTR mods though
>>34422719I like how it wraps around my shaft
>>34422735I have faith that she'll wait for me
>>34422719I think I'm starting to understand why the greeks gave their statues small pps
>>34422721I love those who love themselves, and cats
>>34422710No
>>34422730tending to the wound
>>34422708For me is the xx, devo, Moby, lykke li, Joyce manor, the strokes, David byrne, interpol, iggy pop, the rapture, suicidal tendencies, black flag and royksopp
>>34422719M, beef is tasty>>34422636NiGHTS into Dreams...>>34422632Far Ting>>34422498She taught me how to yodel>>34422492Bro lives with his mother in the middle of nowhere?L
Why won't she respond, /atoga/?
>>34422699>>34422701But then they complain that the moids want more.
>>34422750you jest but discord moids are like this unironically
>>34422734I like latinas.
>>34422636final fantasy 4
Do Scandi Women like Black/Latino Men?
>>34422708>Sabrina Carpenter>KATSEYE>Groove Armada>David Byrne>Solomun>PinkPanthress >Green Velvet>Lambrini Girls>Kaskade>Armin van Buuren>Adam Beyer>The Chats>TomoraThese are all bangers tbf
>>34422757>black/latinolatinos are not black
>>34422758I just wish Adam Beyer still played stuff like this lol https://youtu.be/EcFemrGItXY bro sold out
>>34422758>no GWB
>>34422759>i no black papiLol okay
>>34422763LmaoGeorge W Ballin
>>34422757black not at all, but i've found some celebrity latinos attractive. and that's because i'm sure i've never seen a latino male irl .
>>34422757no
>>34422708>Sabrina Carpet headlining after only a year since getting famous Kek, enjoy your Qatari slop.
Marrying the woman who used to groom you
>>34422773that would be the dream
>>34422768>>34422769I know 2 black men that went to Denmark to study and got married in like a year.
The perfect man has a 27" waist, wears a size 42 jacket, and is exactly 6 feet tall. This is not an opinion, this is a fact.
>>34422774>Macron hands
low effort bait
>>34422776I wouldn't trust a retard who thinks his imaginary personal experience means anything
>>34422746That's not fun
>>34422779it's that time again lmao
>>34422750If you gave me a shotgun and told me to do this I would blow my head off before you could finish your sentence
Alone on a Friday again, Femanon? Well, how about we go to the park and walk together a bit, just you and me?
>>34422757Swedes
I'm a 28 year old virgin. I've been dating an Asian girl for about a month. She's been pretty hesitant to have sex because she's worried it'll change the relationship/we aren't close enough yet/I haven't met her parents - but we've done hand and mouth stuff to each other a bunch of times. I guess I did a good job today because she asked to have sex, but also told me to stop making her feel good because it was tempting her too much. It was getting late and I figured her parents might worry (even though she's 24) if she was out too late, so I didn't do anything walked her home.Did I do the right thing or am I a retard?
>>34422760I listened to 3 seconds of that, which was about 1.5 seconds more than I needed know that I hate it.
>>34422791The thing about club music is that it's not supposed to be "good" but just rhythmic and punchy
>>34422777You don't even have a 27" waist.
Guys, has a girl ever asked you like directly why you ghosted them or didn't ask them out again after a date? I had what I thought was a really good first date like 3 weeks ago with this guy. He even texted me afterwards and said he had a great time with me. But then pretty much nothing. We exchanged a few texts but he never asked me out again or even hinted about it, so now I'm left wondering like what did I do wrong? How is my perception of our first date so just off the mark compared to his that I wasn't even worthy of getting asked out on a second date. It really is a confidence hit and I did spiral over this because I just don't really understand. If I asked him directly do you think he would give an honest answer or just some usual bullshit. I just would like to know so I and work on whatever I did wrong and continue self improvement.
>>34422794All it does is give me a headache.
>>34422790>I'm a [...] virgin>we've done hand and mouth stuffI was worried there wasn't a male equivalent of the anal slut virgin
I'll be waiting or ovulating? you decide
>>34422798Yeah you're supposed to feel it on a club floor rather than just listening to it on your own
>>34422739It isn't that small if it can reach all the way around
>>34422797>We exchanged a few texts but he never asked me out again or even hinted about it, so now I'm left wondering like what did I do wrong?You got grey rocked, not ghosted. Far less rude IMO.
>>34422797Nobody has ever asked me that, but if I'm not feeling it I'll just say that. I wouldn't bother asking this guy either, I think you're right and it'll just be the usual nice but useless. I wouldn't worry too much about it either, it could well be that it has nothing to do with you.
>>34422803>you're supposed to feel it on a club floorI can not imagine that would be any less headache inducing. More so, rather.
>Female coworker A talking to Female coworker B>A: You know that couple days before your period when your libido is very high>B: Oh yeah, what do they call it, ovulation?>A: No gurl.....Women, why dont you know about your own cycle?
>>34422797maybe the date was too expensive for him to want to repeat, maybe you bored him, maybe he wants to see if you'll initiate a date, not a good sign you aren't talking much though. did you find out anything about him like his real interests? or let him do all the work?if you are okay with burning the bridge, you might get the truth out of him if you word it properly, something like "Hi, I won't bother you again but please I would really appreciate it if tell me truthfully, what is it you didn't like about the chemistry between us?"
>>34422797If you want a second date and he's not asking for one, ask him yourself. You might not get the answer you were looking for, but at least you'll get an answer. Do NOT ask him why he's not asking you, that's guaranteed to scare him away for one reason.
Oh these three worn wordsLet me whisperLike the rubbing hands of tourists in Verona
>>34422791Lol, techno's not for everyone You should hear Green Velvet's old stuff also https://youtu.be/mfLA1imBbM4 Daft Punk used to play this one a lot>>34422794"Good" is subjective but yeah techno is about the groove and subtle progression>>34422803Dis too>>34422797>has a girl ever asked you like directly why you ghosted them or didn't ask them out again after a date?No, but I'd be tactfully honest if she did
>>34422804I know? I like how it looks
>>34422807>>34422813To each his own
>Women should be nice to men and love usDo you agree with this statement?
>>34422817>women should love womenYes>be nice to menEh, most of the time
Him not asking her for a second date is not ghosting. Why do female creatures twist the truth and situations? She even said he texted her after the date. The guy just wanted 10% effort from her and she couldn't do that.
>>34422729I do not. But keep thinking you're rage baiting. It's all you know how to do.
>>34422819>women should love womenthats not what the statement says ::(
I'm wearing baggy clothes today
>>34422820context is for normies i suppose
>>34422822What's the "us" in there? The United States?
>>34422817No, I don't want to be loved as an obligation.
>>34422813>No, but I'd be tactfully honest if she didSee I honestly would really appreciate that.
>>34422821nta and late to the conversation but charlie will never ever like you much less love you, you racist homophobic ugly piece of shit lmao you can't be serious
>>34422809>"Hi, I won't bother you again but please I would really appreciate it if tell me truthfully, what is it you didn't like about the chemistry between us?"Thanks for this. I like the way you stated that, and I think I'm going to borrow that almost word for word. I feel like I don't really have anything to lose.
Half of the girls I match with on apps are one word repliers and I'm sick of them already.Like why did you even match with me if you're not trying to date or even talk to me extensively? Why do they keep replying?I'm assuming they just want validation or attention from me because I refuse to believe they act like this in real life.Also funnily enough similar to what the other anon is complaining about, I'm sick of initiating conversation and dates. I'll go on like 2 dates and they still want me to plan them out and be the one to start talking.
>>34422834most women on the apps are bots, idiot
my pen gets drippy when I draw for too long >:(
>>34422797it's not always something you did wrong. you are 1 in a sea of billions of people. expecting to be compatible with more than a tiny fraction of a percentage of those people is egotistical.
Please men! We are begging you to start showing initiative and being assertive and confident and making the move on first dates again! If we are vibing you should go for it. We didn't shave our legs, and spend hours on our hair and makeup to just sit there and look pretty and not have any intimacy! If we agreed to the date, we have interest! If it's going well, be bold please!
Why does Sabrina Carpenter hate men so much?
>>34422843oh you're just a spam bot or something. annoying
>>34422845she's trying to maintain some feminist cred
>>34422845Womanlet rage
>>34422845why don't we reframe this question, "why aren't men generally like-able?"
>>34422844No.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5MRQ4C5OJ0Y
>>34422708Also Chloe Caillet's set will go hard for sure https://youtu.be/evPRP3y7SFI?si=Tcqgc1YfIa7eX0o7 I like Jessica Brankka also https://youtu.be/EEw9noMCTwk but yeah overall a weak lineup ngl>>34422829<3>>34422834>Half of the girls I match with on apps are one word repliers and I'm sick of them alreadyWhy>>34422839>my penIs that what you call it>>34422843Moid hands>>34422845I mean she joked herself "bashing men in songs is a good idea for popularity", not hiding the fact she's a grifter lol, I think it's all in good fun and obviously not criticising *all* men
I wish I was a cat, life would be so much simpler
>>34422857>Is that what you call itI'm talking about an actual pen anon...
>>34422854sounds like music you'd hear at E3Try https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygNzHZ2CPKo
Is this sexual assault?
>>34422857>WhyI like back and forth and I actually like talking to people and having a conversation evolve.I don't enjoy seeing definitely or totally or yes/no 50 times in a row. It makes me not want to engage so I just unmatch after a few attempts.
>>34422864Hate that hardstyle beat.
>>34422868Yes, but she should know better than to spend time with men
>>34422844Lol a certified classic <3>>34422798>all it does is give me a headacheWhat about daft punk's old stuffhttps://youtu.be/NL4lHwjX9pM
>>34422857>good funDoesn't feel like fun to me
>>34422868Yes obviously lol>>34422879Don't listen to it then lel
>>34422858look, it's a kawaiider
Was the Overland Campaign the most kino two months in US history?
>>34422874what about 4 to the floor trance shit?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21br8DPLaHk
>>34422881She had drunk sex with her bossIt wasn't rape
>>34422868no
>>34421612Based Cybernetics Guardian poster>>34421610Everything lolI don't want kids I can barely look after myself>>34421655I should be asleep it's past midnight here>>34421691I've never been properly muscular but I used to be a bit moreso in my sports and active days. I honestly can't say it made much difference
>>34422889kuwaii :D(kumo + kawaii) (I tried my best...)
>>34421890RIP, how comeI used to work in a care home with a lot of dementia patients and got on well with them. But I'm a bit of a nutjob myself desu
>>34422894I swear I wasn't drunk driving, I was just controlling a land vehicle while intoxicated
>>34422900>Based Cybernetics Guardian posterI liked that the mech the bad guy uses was called genocyber https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IacgoGWOi5M
>>34421921M, no more than everyone else on the planet>>34421965>would you date an unemployed personYes, idc>>34422000Hypomania moment>>34422190Better to die alone than be with someone annoying
ALLTHEFALLEN IS BACK BOYSEVERYONE REJOINCE
>>34422830Lmao. You're so funny crashing out over and over again about this.
>>34422350M, a year ago with a girl I was dating>>34422910Banging OST lol
>>34422918Finally I can go back to browsing threads where people with cunny avatars unironically have serious debates about the holocaust and Israel.
>>34422922implying that wouldn't be the case here as well
>>34422868I'm just going to rage bait and say yes.
>>34422874Did someone say hardstyle https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4GkF0atOWeg
Women do you really think dicks are gross and ugly?
>>34422931Some dicks are gross and ugly. Not all of them.
>>34422907Unless she was literally passed out yes, she's still responsible for her actions. "I was drunk" isn't a defense for anything else. The fact she admits she willingly sucked him off before makes it look even worse. The actual crime here is adultery, but his wife is the victim, not his willing side piece. If anything she's also a guilty party.
>>34422936Nta but he still coerced her into it and then took advantage when she was blackout drunk. Just because there wasn't physical force involved doesn't mean it wasn't assault
>>34422350MI was 8 years old last time that happened
>>34422936ntaAccording to what was posted, she had no memory of the night before. I'm pretty sure that's being drunk to the point of being passed out.
>>34422356Why do you think that
FUCK MY LIIFIIFIIDIIIIFFFEEEEE LMAOOOOO
>>34422921Why aren’t you dating anymore
>>34422946You mean in general, or that girl?
>>34422936>I was drunk" isn't a defense for anything elseVictims don't need a defense.
>>34422937>Nta but he still coerced her into itExcept it doesn't say that at all.>>34422939>"I was drunk" isn't a defense for anything else
>>34422939>I'm pretty sure that's being drunk to the point of being passed out.Not even going to aknowledge that this creepo might have drugged her to get her home?
>>34422952>>34422952>>34422952>>34422952
>>34422954So...Wait>Unless she was literally passed out yes, she's still responsible for her actions>Hey it seems like she was so drunked that she literally passed out>"I was drunk" isn't a defense for anything elseOkay cool, this anon's justifying raping passed out women if they passed out from being drunk.
>>34422944What now
>>34422949Both?
>>34422960He's baiting obviously
>>34422937You can't have sex with someone who can't consent. I've been hit on by a blacked out person before, we got all the way to my bedroom, and then I realized. So we didn't fuck because I'm not a rapist. We went to bed and fucked in the morning.
>>34422960>she literally passed outDid she? Can it be proved? What happened before that? Did she pass out before going back to his hotel room? Before having sex?
>>34422967Okay but what if they're both drunk? Did they rape each other?
>>34422964Lol OK>herShe approached me at a bar and was cute, we weren't compatible though (she was very normie and I'm... not)>in generalI don't meet anyone and my life's kind of in disarray. Just moved back in with my mom so I don't expect I'll be leaving the house besides work and errands etc.
>>34421279>He still posts, he just stopped namefagging.This MKG is gone. The guy behind the posts is still around. At least occasionally.>>34421302>He's easy to spot he was whiteknighting Blue Valk recently.I don't remember that.Too many anons are overconfident in their ability to identify other anons.
