How do you identify the difference between a pungent funky smell versus like foul infected odor? The reason I ask is because I'm told different vaginas have different smells. However, in my experience (yes I have been laid before), the girls I've performed cunnilingus on had literally no smell or taste or extremely minimal to the point I cant even remember. But the last girl I was with, the smell was so strong it caught me off guard, I actually decided not to go down on her, which i think I offended her. Anyway, I didn't know her well enough to ask, so I didnt say anything about it. So anons, how can you tell without asking or testing since you cant really do that with a hook up. How do girls even know the difference, how can they even check by smell, or do they get an itch or something as an indicator?
key is to wash, if its been washed in the last hour its gonna have close to no smell, just like your dick
>>34421744Should have pressure washed her
>>34421785right thats what i thought, but im wondering what is the difference between like slightly sweaty smelly pussy versus like rancid disease lol
>>34421819>>34421785what i dont understand is that women arent supposed to put water in thier vagina because of ruining ph levels, yet thats where the smell comes from no? so how do they wash it?
>>34421827you will know, dont worry>>34421835they wash it from the outside, you dont put water in your dick hole or asshole, do you?
>>34421744They usually smell pretty similar with different accents
>>34421844>you will know, dont worryNo, he won't. That's why he is fucking asking it.
>>34421844>they wash it from the outside, you dont put water in your dick hole or asshole, do you?You don't understand how dicks work. The smell from dick doesn't come from the hole, it comes from the glands around the shaft. Maybe you should try some biology classes before spewing bullshit you know nothing about.
>>34421844>you will knowimaskin how... lol>>34421891this nigga gets it>>34421844>>34421898ok so the smell is actually from the outside not in the inside got it, but infections are from the inside though, no?
>>34421932>ok so the smell is actually from the outside not in the inside got it, but infections are from the inside though, no?I didn't say that. I talked about the dick thing. But it's somehow like this. The vagina naturally has bacteria that keep it healthy, a mild, slightly tangy or musky smell from inside is normal. When something goes wrong inside, the smell usually becomes strong, unusual, or clearly unpleasant. Common signs of internal imbalance include fishy odor (often linked to Bacterial vaginosis), bread like or sour smell (often yeast infection), unusual colored discharge. The outside area has sweat glands, just like your armpits, it can smell stronger after a long day, heat, tight clothes, or exercise, that smell is more like body odor, not "rotten" or "fishy", poor hygiene can make it stronger, but it is still usually not a sharp or strange smell. The key difference is not location, but type of smell and symptoms, so the idea "inside = infection, outside = normal" is too simplistic.
>>34421962gotcha, if i were to lick an infected pussy god forbid, what would happen to me lol
>>34421964>gotcha, if i were to lick an infected pussy god forbid, what would happen to me lolIt depends, if it's from an IST, you would get infected. If it's the fishy smell from bacterial vaginosis (BV) or any other bacteria, you might be exposed to the same bacteria, in most cases, nothing happens because the mouth handles bacteria well, but in the case your system doesn't, it could cause throat irritation, oral infection, and more rarely cuts or even gum issues. If the smell is sour / yeasty (likely yeast infection) it's usually Candidiasis... You could get white patches in the mouth. But again, smell alone isn’t the main issue. The real concern are ISTs. It could cause no smell and still be there. Don't go down on someone you don't know at all, you could get in serious troubles.
>>34421744yeah they barely smell and taste like somethingwhen they get very aroused the smell is very faint and it's not a bad smell at all, and it's so faint that if you're not down there tasting it you're not going to noticeif you feel that smell before even going down on them there is something wrong with them, either they're not clean and showered, either they're going through something, or they're just not eating well
>>34421785>key is to washMost people on this forum don't understand the difference between "vagina" and "vulva", so we should probably clarify: the vulva is the whole of the woman's general area, including outer labia, inner labia, clitoris, urethra, etc.; the vagina is the channel into which you insert a tampon. The vulva should, indeed, be rinsed regularly (but don't use soap); however, the actual vagina is self-cleaning and should not be washed at all, ever. >>34421744>How do you identify the difference between a pungent funky smell versus like foul infected odor?Practice. If it smells fishy or like stale cabbage, that's usually a sign of bacterial vaginosis. A yeast infection is often visible - produces white flakes. If she's spotting (producing a small amount of period-like blood) that can also have quite a strong (but different) smell, kind of sharp.
>>34421744Trust your nose dude. Just like with food. If its gross to you, dont eat it.>How do girls know the differenceSame way, their nose. If a girl gets BV then she will notice the smell 100%. Unfortunately a lot of girls dont know what BV is and think a fishy smell is supposed to be normal or is a sign of poor hygeine and will try to fix it with water or stupid horme remedies like yogurt soaked tampons or jamming herbs up their cooches. the only way to cure BV (and thenefore the smell) is antibiotics, which you get by going to the gyno. altho if she claims she's always smelled like that then she probably doesnt change her underwear enough or wears too tight of pants or something idk>t. had BV, got it from leaving my partner's semen in me overnight (semen is alkaline and vaginas are supposed to be acidic). did all the dumb home remedies before finally taking antibiotics (wish i had done the suppository, the pills gave me weird, stressfull sides)
>>34421979>IST?
>>34422170>Trust your nosebut thats comepletely wrong, sometimes something kinda smell and you hate it, but its still healthy and clean, where as someone who isnt sensitive to strong smells thinks its good or fine and is eating rotting fish, know what i mean
>>34422170how do you clean semen out your coochie if your not supposed to put anything in there like water?
>>34422435>ISTWhen I wrote I meant "illness sexually transmissible", but I forgot we're typing in English and this is not the correct abbreviation...STI = Sexually Transmitted InfectionSTD = Sexually Transmitted DiseaseThese are the right ones. Sorry.
>>34422444>how do you clean semen out your coochie if your not supposed to put anything in there like water?You don't, have fun sucking up dry semen from other's pussies, lolololol
>>34422453thanks for your time, very informative, but i will admit it i still dont feel comfortable identifying normal smelly vs infected smelly, becaause from what i see online, some people have mild smelling pussies normally, it would be nice to test, but i guess you just have to trust your partner but then again thats not always fail proof lol
>>34422459Yeah, it's not fail proof, that's why I said >>34421979>Don't go down on someone you don't know at all, you could get in serious troubles.I wouldn't risk it. Better to just get into a relationship, both partners get tested and if anyone has something, you guys will know. The problem is, no women wants to enter relationship without having sex first, and I doubt they would want to get tested... So it all comes down to trust.
>>34422466>trustthe usual suspect lol thanks anyway
>>34422444You don't. The vagina cleans itself.
>>34421744yeah I once fucked death, doesn't feel great.Haven't actually had sex since, that killed my drive for it desu.
>>34422439>completely wrongno its *sometimes* wrong, if something is generally spot on, then its a good tool. what are you even afraid of? missing out on stinky pussy? you dont have to do cunnilingus to have a good relationship>>34422444piss>inb4 u dont piss out your vagina hole hurrdurrwhen i piss then the vagina relaxes and it becomes extremely easy to push out the semen into the toilet, if it hasnt fallen out already. also its been a while but im pretty sure statistically, women who pee after sex have way less UTIs
>>34421898this nigga sniffin' dicks
>>34421744Vagina Smell is a good drag queen name.
>>34424539thats what i use
>>34423115sniffin' 'em like dandelions and he the caretaker of the field
>>34421844>you dont put water in your dick hole or asshole, do you?i put soapy water in my asshole every single time and it's never gotten stinkier after
random health tip for any fellow afab people: please do not (!!!) put soap (EVEN UNSCENTED) in or around your labia and vulva. it is a mucous membrane and very sensitive to chemicals. you will give yourself bacterial vaginosis, yeast infection, or just dry yourself out and change your natural pH balance (not good!)if you feel the need to wash with soap just to smell "normal," 1. understand that your vagina is an organ, it does not smell like flowers or particularly good. it is okay not to smell sweet (diabetes btw lol) 2. see a gynecologist if you believe your natural vagina scent is foul. you may need dietary changes, or perhaps have BV (treatable but can be recurrent, also watch your diet)speaking of dietary changes, the "myths" are somewhat true: eating lots of fruits and veggies, greek yogurt (unflavored), drinking cranberry juice, and d-mannose (natural sugar that helps "flush" urethra/bladder bacteria), can all help your pH balance and keep your scent somewhat neutral. having a strong natural scent is not bad, either. do not let a sexual partner convince you that your odor/flavor is bad! it's an organ! it also self-regulates bacteria and cleans itself. you ONLY need to rinse the labia with water. also, try using a gentle hair conditioner to shave your pubic area! reduces pore clogging.i hope all you ladies and otherwise identifying folks out there have a great day. keep ur pussy safe, and don't be scared to talk to an ob/gyn! they are there to help :)
>>34425114addendum: OCEAN SPRAY CRANBERRY JUICE HAS SO MUCH ADDED SUGAR. drink cranberry juice without ANY added sugar for benefits to your genital health :D
>>34422989>you dont have to do cunnilingus to have a good relationshipYou absolutely do.
>>34421744If your partner has vaginosis she needs medication because the smell is absolutely foul
>>34425114You definitely shouldn’t put soap inside your pussy, but you need to put it outside. Trust me, went down on a girl who thought the same and she smelt like absolute sweat and claimed it was her natural scent. Wash the outside please, where you pee, your lips, every fucking fold. That will not fuck your PH. You will just stink. Just don’t finger it into your vagina PLEASE that will cause irritation and more.
>>34425158if you're not a woman or a gyno please don't give this advice to ladies LOL you are not supposed to put soap on your labia whatsoever. if water is insufficient and the smell is still strong and foul, that is a sign of infection or pH imbalance. a healthy vagina is self-regulating and does not require soap, just a thorough rinse of all the folds.additional pro-tip: pee after sex! other femanon mentioned this, and i second it. peeing after sex (even if he wears a condom and does not inseminate you!) helps prevent utis. i am particularly sensitive to utis and i have not had one in two years even while having regular sex with my bf, bc i pee after :)
>>34425206I’m a female. I’ve never not used soap it’s not even for smell, it’s for hygiene. But maybe some girls are easier for that to go wrong? It’s never thrown anything off for me. Ive got ocd with showering, couldn’t imagine not putting soap. And the experience i had with a girl that didn’t use soap at all there only water, it smelt like what she was doing. YES peeing after sex is so important. Doesn’t matter if he wants to cuddle, get his ass in the washroom too.
>>34425247i'm not gonna judge you for how you clean yourself because i'm sure you're fine, but be aware that soap is not for everyone's genitals and can often cause more issues than it relieves. if your gyno recommends soap for you, that is great! but it is not generally recommended to use more than water on a healthy person's vulva :)
This thread is the weirdest thread I have seen in months. Full of bisexual BPD chicks talking about how to clean their fish-pockets.
>>34425281do you like men
>>34425281Fish pockets? Alright faggatron
>>34425318Yes fish pockets. Fish tacos, homer simpsons lips, and the clitoris is a bald man in a boat (imagine viewing a bald man in a small rowing boat from above) the vagina is a pocket rocket, a jizz-trap, a salad box, a beaver. Oh no I blasphemed against the holes. How rude of me
>>34425333You little virgin. Keep imagining a bald man on a row boat. You slipped out of one of those fish tacos btw.
>>34425358And let's talk about the acidic venom that spews out of the bearded oyster. Let's talk about when the fish-kebab leaks into panty fabric, it burns the dye if the panty and changes it into weird colors. Let's talk about how the fur burger clots every month and the vertical smile between the woman's legs will slime out chunks of bloody membranes.
>>34421744>the girls I've performed cunnilingus on had literally no smell or taste or extremely minimalThe idea that vaginas smell is greatly exaggerated by people who've never touched a vagina. The whole "smells like fish" thing is bullshit. Obviously if she's spent the entire day sweeting into her drawers, it might get musky, but nothing that can't trivially be solved with soap and warm water.In general, most variations on "women's bodies are icky" are a form of social control, to keep women feeling inadequate and submissive.
>>34425395>In general, most variations on "women's bodies are icky" are a form of social control, to keep women feeling inadequate and submissive.Hahahaha holy fuck you can't be serious. You're absolutely crazy please tell me that wasn't serious? You're blaming your vaginal odour on a conspiracy? "Smells like fish thing is bullshit" LMAO. The denial of reality is insane
How do foids wash the inside of their vagina anyway? I've seen in porn they use a faucet douche but what happens if there isn't one? Do you always carry one when traveling?
>>34425447They just use some pussy friendly soap and lather it in their batter box, taking care not to shove too much of it in their pink-pipe. Because traditional soaps make their pussy acid balance go out of whack and that makes their box stink.
>>34425458why do you talk like that
>>34425447Also never ask women about this particular topic, they always lie. They are honest about everything else to do with their gender usually but for pussy stink they will deny, deny, deny and downplay. They're terribly self conscious about the stink of their meat butterflies. The OP met a few girls who didn't stink but one that did. Even though he isn't a virgin he is still a dumbass. Because he only does hookups that means he only goes near a pussy for a couple hours every so often. Which means he hasn't been with a girl and lived with one for a long period of time. Live with one for years and you find all their secrets. Such as all women have days of stinking like a trout down there, all of them. It's unavoidable and they don't wanna admit it because they are afraid guys will get the ick. I make fun of these stink-box ladies. But not because their clams are stinky, but because it's not even a big fucking deal. No one cares, and women for some reason think everyone cares about it. It's normal as shit to have body odour from time to time. No need to lie about it, foids
>>34425488Meat butterflies sounds fucking awesome. 100% calling mine that from now on
>>34425490You're welcome. And also feel free to talk about the stink of semen. Us men have embarrassing qualities too. Cum is like chlorine piss
>>34425487>why do you talk like thatBecause I'm a crazy fuck who enjoys laughing at his own words, I've been cracking up IRL every time I hit 'post'
I've lived with gf for 3 years and so far no fish. The worst smell is meaty pennies during some heavy periods, and it only happens when she has to resort to using pads (she normally has a menstrual cup). Pads and tampons, once soaked and left for a while, add this weird damp, saccharine, chemical scent.It's a smell I recognise instantly coming from other women.
>>34425548Yeah you see? You got some arcane knowledge of the slime-sleeve already. The truth is out, foids. We cracked the code, us guys will no longer be under your bewitchment. The spell has been broken
>>34425375Oh baby, i think i’m leaking some of those juices just reading this. How does that feel?
>>34425644No idea how it feels I'm not the one who marks the earth with a snail trail from their sugar notch because I don't have a sarlacc pit, I don't have a hairy potter.
>>34425547Based.
>>34425658Does it make your dick hard talking like that. Awww, It’s alright little guy. Hope one day you’ll get to stick your little kolibri pistol in something that isn’t in between your thumb and index finger
>>34425710At least my iguana has much better names than your tampon tunnel, my anaconda laughs at your pear hotel, your bloody bajingo. Kolibri pistol? A pistol is a pistol and your axe wound is the one that gets shot. Bang, bang bitch
>>34425714Can i be your girlfriend? I think i love you.
>>34425719Sorry little lady, man is married. Another minge-maiden has claimed this one-eyed monster.
>>34425736Aw shucks. Leave her i’m younger.
>>34425751I prefer my cunt-cocktail to be vintage, in full bloom, marinated and kissed by time. I'm happy with my mattress empress, her ovaries have sired me many of my brood. Perhaps you will take some of the young bucks around here? Maybe they will take your baby cannon home with them
>>34425759Does she know what you’re doing on here?
>>34425805You kidding? Absolutely I've been harassing her with the magical names for the velvet glove, the lady garden and even the notorious V.A.G. cackling like a madman and showing her my work. Worry not, my purple-headed yogurt slinger has been flaccid this entire time treating with you.
>>34425818Okay the notorious V.A.G is good SHUT UPPP
>>34425829Yeah, Biggie Smells is a good one too. Remember, if the guy ain't willing to shoplift your tampons for you, he ain't the one. Peace
>>34425488op here, youre right, ive never had a girlfriend, only hook ups, so ive obviously only been around a womans cooch whens shes at her "best", and i can deduce that just by knowning as a man that even if i take a shower in the morning, depending on the temperature/business of the day (not even talking excercise), odour can arise from just sweat or whatever, even though im technically clean or at least not that dirty, but my question was identifying a natural musk or even sweaty pussy versus like a foul smelling pussy, becuase to someone who hasnt experencied like standard pussy odour or in my case, i have a sensitive nose, i really am not able to tell musky from infected, i can live with having to eat a salty pussy but if i ever acidentaly eat an infected box, ill literally kill myself
>>34425506>Cum is like chlorine? bruh wtf you talkin bout you ok lol
eveyone in this thread is male, just a heads up
