>>34422952
Good afternoon
>Jocks>Bullies>Nerds>Elites>BlacksPick your Hogwarts house, toga
Second for blonde girls!
Fuck moids!
>>34425070I'm trapped inside my own head, I can only watch as someone else controls my body
>>34425077Hallo>>34425079Imma go goth>>34425081>Fuck moidsAt mine or yours?
love small breasted women
>>34425080Epic fail
>>34425079Das me in the wicca club, except I have elite cheerleader figure.
These threads are a compelling argument for why autism should be cured.
>>34425080blondes deserve nothing but pain and misery
>>34425079I want to create a friend group with a member from each house and go on adventures and investigate murders
What are two really bad qualities about yourself that you wish you could change?What are you solid qualities you're happy with?
>>34425092True!
>>34425081>Fuck moids!What have you done, femanon
>>34425079I see everyone pretending that this guy can make characters but I have yet to see him tell an actual story.
>>34425092this thread is full of neurotic semi-normalfags that are just losers, if anything the faggotry in /atoga/ is a vindication of autists
Im a machine that turns the concept of seeing italian women into an increased heartrate and the feeling of desire
>>34425091Daddy issues it is!
>>34425099I wish I matured faster developmentally, and also that my body was perfect and golden. I think I have a lots of good mental qualities.
>>34425099>Bad qualitiesI assume nobody likes me by default no matter how hard I try to convince myself that's not true, and when I find someone who I think might actually care I get attached extremely quickly and it pushes them away.>Good qualitiesI'm open to new experiences as long as they don't involve people, and somehow I'm really good at small talk and surface level conversations so I blend in just fine when I'm forced to be social. I'm also really proud of my overhead press.
>>34425113I honestly thought you were a teenager from all your posts. Not some 30 year old.
>>34425104You don't have to be a good storyteller to create good character concepts, but he does make some stories with them
Wish I could have sex, but alas...
I’m back. I haven’t gotten approved at another website. I’m joining a couple and seeing what’s better. Men, get on some apps and find love, do it for yourself. I start work on Monday. Don’t hate women. What kind of energy makes you lose interest fast, even if someone is attractive?
>>34425120Why
>>34425091>I have elite cheerleader figureX-Ray Vision required.
>>34425079I was a nerdy goth
>>34425128Lel
>>34425123Are you like going through a divorce or sumpn? Apps suck for most men. I lose interest the more incompatible our lifestyles are and possibly how much you trigger any insecurities that I have through my perceived identity of you.
>>34425099Riddles with trauma, every time I close my eyes I see the abyss lol.Other than that I’m a nice and good person.
I’m visiting Spain rn and man the women here mog American woman so badly. Why did I have to marry an American woman bros?
>>34425123>What kind of energy makes you lose interest fast, even if someone is attractive?Caring about the wrong things.
>>34425124You talk/act/think like one. You gave me that vibe
>>34425099micropenis + ugly moderately intelligent + try to be pro social if possible
Why are women so emotional?
>>34425123>Men, get on some apps and find love, do it for yourself.This is a trick.
>>34425139Hormonal cycles, especially involving estrogen and progesterone, can affect mood variability. But this is often overstated. It doesn’t explain most day-to-day emotional behavior.
>>34425143wtf it’s a tool
Is weight loss as a result of hopping off birth control a meme?
You are all I have these days.
Plap
>>34425146I think so. Waterweight?
>>34425145No, you're trying to trick the men here into getting even more demoralized.
>>34425149The hope she gives me is pretty much all I'm left with at this point.
>>34425155By finding a best friend to enjoy together?
>>34425145Try making a male profile and seeing how many people match with it, no matter how hard you try.If you're a woman, it's a useful tool.If you're a man, it's a humiliation ritual.
Women would you date a man
>>34425162That’s sad to hear. What do you suggest
>>34425124You're an attention-whoring namefag, simple as
I actually did well on tinder and dating apps when I had them desu. That was years ago when I was 25ish. Now I’m 30 and I don’t think I’d do nearly as well now
>>34425137I can be a real old man too sometimes
>>34425169>What do you suggestNTA but men need to get used to the idea of dying alone.
>>34425169I suggest that you try making a male profile and seeing how few people match with it. See how many responses are three words long before they stop even replying at all.Before we can discuss the problem, you need to understand the problem. You're not ready when it's happening to other people, you need to see it happening to you.
>>34425128Quit jerking off itt
>>34425170Okay so go away and live alone isolated in the dark like the amazing person you are never making any connections or memories while alive; completely indetectable, ignored, alone, unnoticed... not forgotten, because you were NEVER known.
My gf has an F cup but she has a 27 bmi. How small will they get when she reaches 23 bmi?
>>34425171I did REALLY good with them like the first year and it just kept getting exponentially worse. I was a cute indie femboy though.
>>34425173Why? There’s enough women for men
>>34425180Depends on her genetics And if they do they'll probably become saggers
>>34425176>making any connections or memoriesWe don't need 4channel for that, unlike a narcissistic loser like you
>>34425182Yeah but women and men don't like each other.
I still can't understand why moids like seeing a woman masturbating. I look disgusting while masturbating
>>34425099>zero confidence, overly inhibited>smart, hardworkingPeople who get past my first impression as a silent weirdo almost always like me, but only rarely does that actually happen. As is my life has pretty much been a waste.
>>34425183Even if she loses slowly?
I heard there is a feedback cycle that makes men get more desperate and women get more indifferent over time, and that this dynamic can actually become the opposite in controlled studies trying to see if it was gender-psychology related or simply supply-and-demand.
>>34425189its just nice to see a girl horny and excited, not much else to it
>>34425182There’s not enough men for women. Males below certain attractiveness parameters don’t register as actual human beings to women
>>34425185What's your life like? Do you come here to dunk on people because you're so awesome? That's kind of psychotic and implies you're not satisfied in spite of all the AMAZING things about you.
>>34425189Do foids like to see men masturbating?
>>34425123
>>34425189I just like looking at women.
>>34425202This
>>34425188They do.Have you not seen happy couples in your life
>>34425204I'm talking generally, most women don't like most men. That's why it's so hard to find a partner, if you're not that attractive it's almost impossible.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBR3SOWWBxo
>>34425204Fucking knew it. You're just here to laugh at our misery. You would never actually try to be understanding or sympathetic.
>>34425081Are you queuing us up or what?
>>34425191A little bit. Make her do chest exercises
>>34425189what can possibly be disgusting?
>>34425195>Do you come here to dunk on peopleOnly on narcs like you, making this little forum a slightly better place for the real anons
I think I heard them talking in their sleep.
>>34425215sweating, heavy breathing, bodily fluids, smelling bad, degenerate things I'm watching/reading
>>34425221Men like womensweat, men like womenbreathing, men like womenfluids, men like womensmell, men like women.
>>34425217Literally, I know a woman that stopped posting here because she hates mean people like you. Seriously. I also notice you didn't describe YOUR AMAZING life that makes me seem like a loser in comparison. You wouldn't happen to be being a gatekeeping dickhead hiding in the shadows because you hate yourself, would you? Believe it or not there ARE actually people like that that post here and ruin the website for 95%+ of users.
>>34425082It's torture right
>>34425221>sweating, heavy breathinghot>bodily fluids, smelling badprice of admission>degenerate things I'm watching/readingthis might be gross
>>34425210Don’t say that. I just don’t want you to give up
>>34425225What does s stand for?
>>34425222>>34425227Shit, men really are disgusting
>>34425229suomynonA
>>34425226it's a bit more comfortable than being depressed and miserable all the time, so you know, it could be worse
>>34425228Try it out yourself (so you can see what it's like) before you demand that we jesters keep dancing for your amusement.
I gave up a long time ago
It's really over for me
is sucking breasts seen as common or abnormal sexually
>>34425238You wouldn't be able to pry my lips off her nipples with a crowbar
>>34425221Do remember that men tend to watch porn, before making those statements.
>>34425240Jesus
>>34425238I feel like it's normal in media and abnormal irl. I've done it and there's definitely a weird freudian aspect to it if it's focused on for a while.
>>34425240Only retards are into it, message received.
>>34425189I kinda get it. I also think women moaning during sex is cringe. If I ever have one, I probably won't be able to take the woman and her silly orgasmic faces and noises seriously. Maybe it's because I watched picrelated as a child.
Fuck I want to go to the bar again tonight but I don’t want my mom to think I’m a manwhore
>>34425250why do you care about what your mom thinks?
Thanks qtShe was waiting for me to text her and now we have a second date soon
>>34425070If virgin gal under 25(above 18obv) and big bubu, contact desu
>>34425253Who
>>34425225>Literally, I know a woman that stopped posting here because she hates mean people like you.If she was a namefag, good riddance>I also notice you didn't describe YOUR AMAZING lifeI'm not doxxing myself to prove a point, but I have a degree, a job, a hobby, and a partner
rise and shine sluts, tis a new day. who up gobbling their goo?
>>34425252Because her and my dad are the only people I have any human connection with. I’m a loser
>>34425252NTA but why wouldn't I care what my mom thinks? I love my mom.
>>34425258Stop messaging me. There's a blocker you can use to filter.
>>34425259JH is gobbling mangoo at this moment in time
:( Did you know you can still be a loser despite trying really hard not to be? It's just something inherent to ones nature
>>34425228should we wait for you getting doxxed, or you'll remove your nametag quietly before annoying too many people
>>34425258>partnerOhnononono this nigga gay lmaooooo
>>34425261>>34425263oh...well now I'm jealous :(
It's not over. I'm going to win her heart.
If I read novels will that trick women into thinking I'm smart and emotionally intelligent or have they caught on to that strategy?
Is this normal?
>>34425275how?
>>34425269my parents did fuck all to prepare me for adulthood, I'm trying my best not to be a loser but I'm lost no one told me what I'm supposed to do
>>34425270Nobody wants you here, unironically. You're a bully and dickhead. You're also a liar because nobody that is happy with their life would act like this. Genuinely leave this site and never return so that everyone can have fun. Reality would be better if you disappeared.
>>34425230the misunderstanding here is that they imagine the perfect girl doing that, not you
>>34425269I refuse to believe it. I’ve pulled myself out of poverty and I managed to become very good at several skills. I’m not a loser by nature. I need to get good at talking to strangers and making them my friend/fwb/gf. I’m lonely, horny, and frustrated
>>34425280lol, apply that to yourself, sissy
>>34425277No. It's also not real.
>>34425269we are all losers, just depends on if you decide to love your lower life and make the most of it
>>34425276If you can't read novels for your own enjoyment then you have nothing to offer anyone. You're just a drain that sucks people down.
>>34425277>women dating around before commitment, men dating one at a timepretty normal nowadays>silence for 24 hours after sleeping togethernot really, but it could mean anything>reddit screencapprobably some kind of bot post desu
>>34425288>If you can't read novels for your own enjoyment then you have nothing to offer anyone.The majority of people don't read.
>>34425277>dude sleeps with 30 year old "girl" on second date>is shocked that she's a whoreI hate these retarded monkeys so much
>>34425287*loser not lower, i'm dumb af and hate t9
>>34425278I'm going to tell her everything the next time I see her.
Who need they femanonussy ate
>>34425284You're a bully on the advice board on 4chan where people talk to the opposite gender, if you have a relationship, which I doubt, it is not a good one, and your partner does not want you here. I'm pretty sure you don't actually even have a partner though but it doesn't matter. The important thing is nobody in the world wants to talk to a person like you because of your personality so you should leave. You should actually just leave and never come back. Genuinely. This is really what you should do so everyone else can have fun.
>>34425294The majority of people don't pretend to be readers. They have fun with their own hobbies and don't fake being someone else.
>>34425283No, I'm a loser because no on eloves me. All my acheivments and skills mean nothing
Women, what is it like to get tittymogged?
>>34425297And what are you going to tell her
>>34425303idk, what's it like to be penismogged?
>>34425284Please genuinely just leave. Nobody wants your here. Genuinely. If you had a name everyone would dislike you. So please leave. This is not your community. These are not your people. You do not belong here.
>>34425301I never said that I was going to fake reading novels, that's something I already do, but is it worth highlighting as a trait on a dating profile for example?
>>34425303This looks awful, she may be bodymogging but she's fashionmogged by any other woman she meets.
>>34425306Feels bad man.
>>34425300>>34425307Lmao
>>34425298>femanonussyFemanussy sounds betterI wish there was a more catchy word for cunnilingus, cunny doesn't work
>>34425303I wouldn't know, especially not from someone that has her salami nipples out at her own wedding
>>34425298>>34425312throat cancer
>>34425284And you know what else? I'm proud of who I am. It takes a fucking coward like you to behave the way you do when you behave like this because you aren't brave enough to be me.
>>34425315>triple seethenta but you're so fucking pathetic lol
>>34425311Sir, genuinely nobody here likes you. Please leave. You do not belong here. We would all have a better time if you left. Cool people would stay longer or even return if you left too. Please. We just want to enjoy our free time and cannot if you stay. Please leave and never return.
>>34425280this is funny to me because you are the closest thing i have to a bestfriend / boyfriend and i unironically look forward to sharing my words and expressionism with you and cant help it that people think negatively about my thoughts, actions and mindset. but you do you, boo.
>>34425319this is the personality equivalent of having a micropenis.
>>34425315Shut up, anon. I'm a tough guy. Fight me. AND I am not proud of myself!
>>34425305I like her a lot, I knew I liked her from the start, I didn't know what to do because of the distance and because I was afraid I'd overwhelm her, and I'll put in the effort on my end to see her more if that's okay with her.
>>34425300>>34425307>>34425315damn, sissy is attention-whoring like never before
>>34425320You're so weird!
>>34425300oh ok, so persecute me for sharing my opinions and view points annonymously in a public forum where people are asking for advice based on expierences and perspective. thats like asking for a soda from your lover, shaking it up and throwing it at their head when they give it to you
>>34425324Hasn't she already told you how she feels
You don't know what a kind and wonderful person this femanon is that you scared away with your behavior. If you knew her, you'd be very ashamed of yourself. I won't stand for you people ruining things for someone like her. I WONT just look away.
Can I rizz a vegetarian by asking if she needs her tofussy ate?
>>34425332Exactly! Anonymous is dead! We are s! Our victory is inevitable!
>>34425335Stop larping as me. This is serious. Is everything a joke to you?
Q was the first. We are the alphabet people.
Listen here little femanons. You're gonna get a lot of hurtful and degrading comments, but that ain't what I'm about. Let me just say, you are perfect the way you are. You hear me sugar? PERFECT. Don't ever change. You deserve anything and everything you want. Stay safe for me, baby girl.>mfw thinking about you hurting
Shalom
>>34425332
>>34425340I AM SO SICK AND TIRED OF YOU BULLIES
>>34425340I bet he's hot now
tfw when no sonic autist gf
>>34425342Yep, this is what namefaggotry eventually does to you
Men, stop being unhappy. We could all choose to be happy if we wanted. What's wrong with you?
I think the reason why I have a mommy kink is because I never experienced motherly love
>>34425352Not again
>>34425338not going to lie.. after being mentally, verbally and emotionally abused for years.. physically beaten.. raped and so much more - it has jaded me, strengthened me, turned my exterior into a tough shell to protect my soft natured, kind and generous heart. nothing can take back all the shitty shit that has happened to me or people have done to me, but i have used my experiences to shape myself into someone who can be strong.
>>34425352there is nothing to be happy about since she left me
>>34425347I actually know a girl irl who's really into sonic. I suspect she has tism
>>34425340>>34425341You're on the wrong side of history. Educate yourself.
>>34425353Sorry friend :*(
>>34425319Lol
>>34425348namefag this dick. so lame. we are all anonymous.
>>34425356I choose to believe you, and I hope life only gets better for you.
>>34425353It's in fact because you were spoiled too much and as a result of that you ended up feeling entitled to always get exactly what you want and that ended with you resenting your mom for not being perfect and daring to be human.
>>34425360I was talking to a girl that was into sonic but she ghosted me (at least I think so) I don't know any girl that likes sonic irl
>>34425353ditto. and i was abandoned by my father.. what does that make me?
>>34425365>we are all anonymous.no, it's just you, loser
>>34425368Oh
>>34425330Not yet. And if I tell her everything, and she tells me what I don't want to hear, so be it. But I have to try.
>>34425364That's right. I said sir instead of anon. Words have power. The keyboard is mightier than the intercontinental ballistic missile.
>>34425367spoiled? my mom neglected me my entire childhood>>34425370I had a shitty father as well, I don't know what that makes you though
>>34425371Anons. Kill us both. It's the only way.
And just for the record, that post you were all laughing at wasn't written by me. So you all got fooled, okay?
Shut the fuck up already damn
>>34425373I expected nothing and I was still disappointed
>>34425379No, I wrote that for mlady's honor. But also this site gets too toxic and like it's not good.
>>34425363it is what it is, I guess
>>34425366its hard to envision anything good happening. i'm still constantly met with roadblocks and tribulations. life it hard and it's winning, i lose. how to keep a positive mindset?
>>34425377>neglectedHoney, she had to work and do everything herself because your dad was a lazy piece of shit. You're comparing her to a sahm with a lovely husband and a peaceful life with a gardener and possibly a cleaning lady. She didn't neglect you, she was exhausted.
Who remembers Sarah Gadon schizo?
>>34425379Sure
>>34425368i do. saw a killer sonic cosplay that made me cream. something i would like to explore
>>34425390I do. Remember Vossy?
>>34425390he's still around, he just moved on to sabrina carpenter and that other blonde he keeps spamming
Sir, you don't understand, this femanon is an angel and you made this place unusable for her. You're a monster and I hope you get what you deserve one day.
>>34425389that's not even close to what happened, you know what? fuck you
>>34425393Vossy. Sounds like new age water boy. Is that the mascot for the water tent at coachella
>>34425397Thats exactly what happened, be honest for once in your life.
>>34425390Did they post here? I saw them on /tv/.
>>34425396She's like pretty nice and empathetic but troubled because of her origin story.
>>34425392did you talk to her? you should
>>34425387There's little I can say without knowing your situation. Focus on the little things. You can't wake up tomorrow and suddenly be living a good life, but you can wake up tomorrow better than you woke up today. You can wake up tomorrow healthier if you took care of yourself today. You can wake up tomorrow a better musician or artist or foreign linguist if you practiced today. You can wake up tomorrow prouder of yourself if you got the exercise or worked on that long-term project you were supposed to today. Each small improvement in your life is only a paper cut against the great looming darkness, but a thousand paper cuts will take it down and let the light in, maybe.Is there anything small that you'd like to change?
>>34425399that is not what happened, my dad was the one that worked all day.
>>34425398He posted a comfy picture of a guy in a warzone of apocalypse, and said that the mods will never stop him, and that emotions besides anger are useless and gay.
This chick looks spooky afhttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/pYVCFbJ2G3w
>>34425405I got too nervous and didn't think they would be interested in me. We did have matching rings so that would have been a great convo starter.
>>34425410Apparently not well paid enough for your mom to have a chill life and be able to be the mom you needed her to be. He should have done better. This is why women need to be very careful who they have kids with, the kids will blame them later if they were too stressed to read them seven bedtime stories every night and whine to their therapist about how they never loved them and neglected them.
>>34425374So this will all be out of no where?
>>34425418>He should have done better. This is why women need to be very careful who they have kids withI agree with this>the kids will blame them later if they were too stressed to read them seven bedtime stories every nightanon I just wanted a hug every once in a while
>>34425408I always want to be kinder, I want to learn a new electronic hobby and have talked to someone in the field I would like to be in.. so thats a start. I would like to become physically stronger.. like work out and lift weights. Mostly dumb things to distract my mind and make me healthier physically and mentally
>>34425422You'd have hissed at her if she had tried to hug you.
>>34425415man that sucks but I get it, I would be anxious too
>>34425412I feel perpetually angry and as of late- have been attempting to utilize those emotions and transform them into positivity and determination
>>34425426why are you being so mean to me?
Hey I had kind of a fucking insane situation happen this week. Basically:>Think girl is very hot and I like her personality>know her mildly, worked on a project with her in a class>ask her out because hey why not>she says no>okay cool>gets really icy with me irl after, i guess she just doesnt like the awkwardness now>need to coordinate with her over other stuff>reach out "hey I hope everythings okay, do you have [details I need]? thanks!">she responds in a few minutes with a whole ass paragraph about how insulted and rude she thought it was that I wanted to ask her out, and how it's "aggressive" for "people like you" to ask "people like me" and how it made her sick that I apparently had the audacity to "come onto her">all I had asked was if she wanted to fucking hang out and get coffee at the new shop that opened in our cityI'm trying really hard not to feel hurt but holy fuck that was some actual blackpill incel narrative level shit. She was NEVER this mean or rude at any point knowing or working with her before now. Like a total switch up. Has anyone else ever been through something like this?
>>34425429The celebrated author Neil Gaiman(pronounced Gay-Man) is known for positively promoting the utility of anger in stark contrast to his otherwise melancholic & s-0-y themes.
>>34425431You know I'm right, your mom does love you and she didn't neglect you, you just feel like you have a right to demand of her to be perfectly what you want her to be at all times because you watched too many tiktoks about so called toxic/abusive/neglectful moms aka normal moms trying their best with what they have/had.
>>34425435He's cancelled, sis.
>>34425424What field would you like to get into? Have you been fit before or would this be your first time getting into fitness? The gym is great but you can start right now just doing push-ups and going for a jog outside. If you don't have a clean floor or the space for push-ups, even just furniture/countertop push-aways are better than nothing and will help you form exercise into a continuing habit.
>>34425429I believe in you. Baby steps and consolidation of previous mental gains, then more babysteps.
>>34425433>how it's "aggressive" for "people like you" to ask "people like me"? Is she racist? What the hell is that?
I have of late, (but wherefore I know not) lost all my mirth, forgone all custom of exercises; and indeed, it goes so heavily with my disposition; that this goodly frame the earth, seems to me a sterile promontory; this most excellent canopy the air, look you, this brave o'er hanging firmament, this majestical roof, fretted with golden fire: why, it appeareth no other thing to me, than a foul and pestilent congregation of vapours. What a piece of work is a man, How noble in reason, how infinite in faculty, In form and moving how express and admirable, In action how like an Angel, In apprehension how like a god, The beauty of the world, The paragon of animals. And yet to me, what is this quintessence of dust? Man delights not me; no, nor Woman neither
>>34425433>I used the fact she was required to spend time with me for her education to rub it in her face that I sexualize her and then she had the audacity to change her behavior towards me because of that Yeah anon, what a bitch.
>>34425437The famous comedian Bill Cosby often advised with a twinkle in his eyes "You can't please all the people all of the time".
>>34425441>creation is le magnificent >except I don't like it ok...
>>34425442was good bait until>sexualize hergotta be more subtle next time
>>34425436I don't use tiktok so I don't even know what you're talking about.but both my mom and dad were terrible parents, I don't think it's normal for a kid to not be allowed to go outside or be afraid of their parents
>>34425441Thanks for reminding me that I need to work on my reading backlog.I WILL read Richard II, Henry IV Part I, Henry IV Part II, Henry V, Henry VI Part I, Henry VI Part II, Henry VI Part III and Richard III in 2026, and I WILL be happy.
>>34425446Asking someone on a date is sexualizing them. You expect a date to lead to a hookup or a relationship, which both involve sex. You basically told her you want to bend her over and fill her with your cum.
>>34425433Have you considered not being brown?
Moids. Can your erect penis reach your bellybutton? What's the length between the space of your bellybutton and the base of your penis?
>>34425433Not a woman, but damn. Only things I can think of that might explain it are if she's lesbian (of the man-hating variety) or if she's not your race (could be very touchy for various reasons).
>>34425448I'm sure you were allowed outside when it made sense to be outside. Many kids have strict parents, it's not the end of the world that they cared about your safety and enforced boundaries to ensure that safety. And yes, it is normal to be afraid of your parents, most kids are to some degree.
>>34425455actually yes
Have you heard of the high elves?
>>34425462What are they smoking
>>34425455Yeah it can, but I don't know what that distance is.
>>34425455YesIt's about a handspan from the top of the base
>>34425455Yes but it hurts because you need to bend it down when it's erect
>>34425462Headed to the Imperial City? By the nine, stay on the roads! The Daedra, you see...
>>34425452>>34425456>>34425440We're both white.
>>34425455Yes it can.
>>34425470She's clearly out of your league. Know your place.
>>34425455...
>>34425469Heard they're reforming the Dawnguard, vampire hunters or something in the old fort near Riften. Might consider joining up myself
>>34425469my roommate is but i will be stuck, home alone again.. just like everday. bored and lonely.
>>34425455Yes but barely. Like 6"+ and curving upwards.
Why don't more men just get arm-lengthening surgery?
>>34425468Same, some women like the upward curve though so that's nice.
>>34425479because I'm no damn orangutan!
>>34425479Why would I want that? I can't think of a single situation where I would need to handstand. What, is it just for you?
>>34425455I will be the first "No".No.
>>34425470Yeah, then she's a manhating lesbian or just a bitch. Even if you're downright ugly to her, that was completely unnecessary when a simple "not interested" would suffice.Sorry, dude. I'd keep your distance for self-preservation's sake. You don't want to be dragged over the coals if she decides to report you to the university.
>>34425470I'm sorry she was mean, anon
>>34425462Yeah, they should've been added to WoW as a playable race instead of blood elves
>"It's, our hero, the Champion of Cyrodil" they exclaim.>But I didn't feel like a hero. Martin was the real hero.
>>34425455Just about barely, if hunch over. My dick is 4".If I stand straight the distance to cover becomes 7.5", so absolutely not.
>>34425457no they were both terrible parents and I was NEVER allowed to go outside, I spent all my childhood in my room alone because I was afraid of my parents, especially my dad because he was a drunk assholebut I know what you're gonna say "yeah that's normal dude it's completely normal to be ignored by your mom and fear for your life when dad is home"
>>34425479I did and women still don't want me
Why don't more men just get neck-lengthening surgery?
Why are dicks that curve weird kinda hot?
>>34425497Yeah, I totally believe you that you weren't allowed to leave your room to go to school and CPS never bothered to check why you didn't show up in class.
Why don't men just get head shrinking surgery?
>>34425462Tolkien did mention something about high elves, but I don't recall what he had to say about them.
>>34425504obviously I was allowed to go to school cunt, but besides that I wasn't allowed to go outside
IT IS NOT A "WEIRD". Wyrd, maybe.
>>34425473LEAVE KEVIN NASH OUT OF THIS. HE WASN'T RAPED IN THE SUMMER OF 92!>>34425502>Why are dicks that curve weird kinda hot?They're not.
>>34425508No kid goes "outside" other than to go to school. Did you want to go hang out at the train station or what?
>>34425499I already hit my head on our chandelier all the time as is.
Why don't men just get dick stretching surgery?
Acne is the worst mismatch disease. so retarded. Worse than diabetes
>>34425510>They're not.What does "curve weird" mean? Is an upward banana type curve weird?
>>34425512I was outside almost all the time until I was like 21.
>>34425517And look how that turned out.
>>34425512you know what I mean but you are gonna keep pretending to be retarded
>>34425516NO IT IS NOT, banana-bro.
>>34425516I saw a dancing bear video wear a guy's dick curved upward at a 90 degree angle. It was so fucking weird.
>>34425515Where should a man with acne look if he wants to date a woman with acne?
>>34425516I'm the original anon. I was referring to dicks curving to the left or right instead of up or down. I'll fully admit to being weird on this.
>>34425499I spent all my money on arm lengthening surgery.
>>34425229Hims namae wa sean
>>34425520No, I don't. Did you want to go to other kids houses? Did you ever even ask? Were you not allowed to go to the garden or the balcony?
>>34425522He must have suffered a work related injury, the women in those videos are too rough.
>>34425524Idk I don't leave the house
>>34425502*You* can be a dick that curves weird.
>>34425532>Did you ever even ask?obviously you stupid cunt, I just wanted to be anywhere other than my room but I wasn't allowed
>>34425514Any more would just be excessive. It already might be.
>>34425535Why don't you just get house leaving surgery?
>>34425514I don't need it :)
>>34425455My erectile dysfunction is too bad for me to be able to test this.
>>34425539Love how you didn't answer the rest of the questions. So what did they say was the reason you weren't allowed to go to other kids houses? Lots of parents don't allow that because there's countless horror stories about letting your kids do that.
>>34425441>Man delights not me; no, nor Woman neither"though by your smiling you seem to say so."Don't cut the line half way through the joke.
>>34425545I don't know why it's so hard to believe that someone might have shitty parents
>>34425542Can't afford it
>>34425552All I'm asking is for you to tell me one shitty thing they actually did but you keep avoiding giving any real answers.
why do i only attract men with ed
>>34425556I look at you and I think "She could fix me..."
>>34425433>Has anyone else ever been through something like this?No, because I have the sense not to hit on a co-worker. It never ends well.
>its going to rain tonightIs it a bad night or a better night to go to the bar then?
>>34425556You're the one giving them ED.
>>34425556>why do i only attract men with edAre you a gerontophile?
>>34425562shit
>>34425542lmao because no one ever wants me around??
>>34425554I already told you my mom would neglect me.and my dad was a creepy pervert and he would beat me up and yell at me for no reason and my mom never stopped him>inb4 pitybaiting lamofuck you
I love evil mean psychotic women
>>34425566I want you around. :)
>>34425455no, i have a micropenis
>>34425567Go ahead, have kids and try to do it better then if you think you're so much better than them.
>>34425496I feel like most people who are saying yes are also hunched over. I googled the space is usually 6 to 7 inches
>>34425563What does this mean, sexual attraction to Geronimo ?
>>34425570quit lying
>>34425571Like an actual one or are you just neurotic about having a 5 inch dick?
>>344255764chan is the website where I can be more honest than anywhere else in my life.
>>34425574i actually share a birthday with chief sitting bull.. just born several hundred years at apart
>>34425578nah im just over 3 inches hard, like diagnosed by a doctor and all that stuff as a baby etc.
>>34425578>>34425571Ive seen it. Smallest wriner in the world
>>34425573It's just self selection bias, the guys responding want to brag.
>>34425573Slightly short bros with slightly above average penises stay winning. Why don't men just get abdomen shortening surgery?
>>34425579same
>>34425572I don't want kids.I'm not stupid enough like them to have kids when you're not ready for them
>>34425581anon, please don't post any more pics in your whitey tighties ꈍ◡ꈍ
women, please post thigh gap
>>34425581>diagnosed as a baby>"I don't know how to tell you this, ma'am. Your son's penis is smaller than even a regular baby's dick."
>>34425591i think you are confusing me for another person, i have never posted myself on the internet at all.
>>34425590Good, at least you have some common sense and can acknowledge that their failure wasn't mainly them not giving a shit but them trying to pull something off under shitty circumstances that was destined to fail horribly.
>>34425592*clap**clap**clap*
>>34425573Nope, I made sure my body was flat to avoid cheating.
>>34425595good, i feel like i just got kicked in the fucking head
>>34425593ntaBut I'm suddenly remembering some comedian my stepfather was watching one night making a joke about how his pediatrician said his son had the penis of a 2 year old or something like that.
i love weird smart women
>>34425595I still think they didn't give a shit and I'm not convinced I wasn't an accident
>>34425568men want abusive women because they know they have committed great crimes and feel guiltythats the paradox of the moidhe yearns for justice but fears the punishment it offers him
>>34425573I'm 6.8 inches erect, but it's also a pencil dick if that makes you feel any better.
>>34425574It means attraction to elderly people.
>>34425602Most people are accidents. Give people access to birth control and suddenly the population starts shrinking.
>feel sad>play vidya>feel betterwhy aren't you playing vidya?
>>34425603Punish me for my crimes, mommy.
>>34425605What the circumference? 4.5" is the average, you're probably fine.
>>34425610I am.
>>34425610I sold my computer to my ex and am waiting for black friday to get another but I am fiending for it SO bad.
>>34425607well my mom said she wanted to have kids but based on how she neglected me it sure didn't seem like it and no she didn't have a job she only cooked (terribly) and barely cleaned the house
State gender (and age if you want).Recommend me a movie that has a "summer adventure" feeling.Can be with kids, pirates, doesn't matter, but please nothing animated.
I'm going to watch Adventure Time and do chores and daily practices. Later, anons! >*Grimaces*Sir. >*tips hat RUDELY*
>>34425603I like abusive women because that's what I'm used to, it feels weird when a girl is nice to me, it feels unnatural
>>34425613What are you playing
>>34425618Camp Nowhere
>>34425089No u>>34425094Evil>>34425092Gtfo norm>>34425099M>What are two really bad qualities about yourself that you wish you could change?I guess being undisciplined and being neurotic are probably the biggest reasons why my life is in the state it's in>What are you solid qualities you're happy with?I want to say "none" but I can be pretty creative and compassionate
>>34425621Mario Tennis Fever. Game's a bit dead by this point though, sadly.
>>34425610I did earlier today, maybe I'll play some more
>>34425620you are the human version of a worn in pair of boots
>>34425617All we can do is cultivate ourselves OR live more in harmony with our nature then they did.
>>34425123>get on some apps and find love, do it for yourselfThanks but I don't want toSeriously though I have bigger fish to fry atmHope you have a nice weekend tho and Monday work is chill>What kind of energy makes you lose interest fast, even if someone is attractive?I don't like people who are overly materialistic, genuinely bitchy or see themselves as superior to othersLike people who are rude to waitstaff for example, big ick
>>34425619>>34425628Are you staying or are you fucking off?
napping so i can stay up all night by my lonesome. what have you ass hats been dreaming of
>>34425630What are you dealing with? Surviving?
>>34425634she keeps appearing in my dreams and its killing me
>>34425633you still here? you should fuck off, cockmunch
>>34425625That is unfortunate:/>>34425626Play what
>>34425633I was going to post less actively but I also wanted to respond to neglected-anon.
>>34425171Same when I tried Tinder when I was like 20, expected nothing but went out with some baddiesNow I'm nearly 28 and a loser unc so wouldn't be much point trying again desu>>34425208Dope song>>34425237It's only just beginning >>34425250Why would she assume you're a whore for going to a barYou should go clubbing/raving instead though, cheaper and way more fun
>>34425640Anonymous is always here, it's our home
>>34425253>She was waiting for me to text her and now we have a second date soonGodspeed my g, let us know how it goes>>34425256The cat's mother >>34425269It's notTo me the loser isn't the person who tries but faces hardship, it's the person who doesn't try at all and makes excuses
>>34425610I can't play video games because I have too many video games.>be me>start playing Video Game X>Video Game Y: "Why aren't you playing me?">turn off Video Game X and then turn on Video Game Y>Video Game Z: "Hey, stop that, why aren't you playing me instead?"You just can't win.
>>34425277No lol she just a ho>>34425303This pic reminds me, did anyone watch Grand National tonight? Bloody wasted a bed on Panic Attack lol
>>34425618First thing that came to mind.
>>34425655have you ever seen a dead body?
I hate women.
>>34425638heh I remember when that was happening to me, it was not fun
>>34425651>I can't play video games because I have too many video games.This is such a stupid problem to have.
>>34425638What does she do in them
>>34425655That's WAY better than mine.
>>34425628yeah, I just can't wait to get my own house and never see them again
>>34425360Nta but same in college lol, pretty sure she did
>>34425627um I don't know if that's an insult or not.
>>34425390What a legend lol>>34425392>that made me creamWas it vanilla
>>34425659My granddad had an open casket.
>>34425638are they any good?
>>34425641>Play whatmaybe I'll try to get the good ending in sonic cd, I was playing harvest moon btn earlier
>>34425618M. Paul (2011)
>>34425433>how insulted and rude she thought it was that I wanted to ask her out, and how it's "aggressive" for "people like you" to ask "people like me" and how it made her sick that I apparently had the audacity to "come onto her"She sounds genuinely mentally ill lol, sorry that happened dude but you dodged a bullet
>>34425663You mean it's such a smart problem to have.I could be playing>Disco Elysium>Divinity: Original Sin 1>Grim Fandango (Remastered)>Phoenix Point (Terror From the Void mod)>Pokemon Black & White>Super Mario RPG (SNES)>XCOM: Enemy Within (Long War Rebalanced mod)right now, or I could USE MY BRAIN AND READ A BOOK.
>>34425479My arms are already quite long >>34425573>6 to 7 inches
>>34425672>vanillaig if boston creme counts.. i kinda have massive huge tits
Some vtumor news broke out about some bitches being mad that the guy they all dated didn't want to pick them specifically. I hate women even more now.
>>34425610Dinner guests just left, gonna play some Brawl Stars (if anyone here plays I can add u)
>>34425618>Recommend me a movie that has a "summer adventure" feeling.Well, if you want a kids' movie, "The Goonies" would be an obvious possibility. If you want something a bit calmer, try "Stand By Me". For something slightly darker, try "Jaws" or "Jurassic Park". And if you've never seen "Raiders of the Lost Ark" that's pretty much the ultimate action-comedy/adventure film.
>>34425677I really like Pegg and Frost, but damn, that alien's look...Been thinking of watching The Bounty>>34425655I watched that for the first time a few years ago.Was surprising to see so many familiar faces.
>>34425625Daisy in those booty shorts tho>>34425637>Surviving?In essence, yeahNeed to get another job for one
>>34425679Grim Fandango! If you haven't played it before you definitely should.Disco Elysium is kind of like reading a book. Play that next.
Femanons, do you have / want a succubus womb tattoo?
>>34425683>i kinda have massive huge titsOK, I'm listening
https://youtu.be/iYOjHbpvHbwThe PEAK is speaking again
>>34425687I am not sure if I have ever actually seen Goonies. It's not really as big where I live as it is in Anglo countries.I put it on my little watchlist though, so I'll give it a(nother) try this summer!The rest I have already seen.Watched Weapons recently and while I didn't hate it, I was expecting a bit "more", considering how well it was reviewed. Around a 7/10 for me.
>>34425679Phasemaxx and focus on specific genres at a time
>>34425699Couldn't get past the first season of this show and I hear its gotten worse.
>>34425336https://voca.ro/1bB2IeBjhX7q
>>34425320I might love you too tho. I don't know.>>34425329I'm sorry. I don't know who is whom.
>>34425695I've started them both. I just haven't finished them because of... my smart problem to have.
>>34425624>Evilthey're evil they deserve it
>>34425697*crickets
>>34425705i am both these posters, fucktard
>>34425712I assumed that part but wasn't sure.
>>34425703NTAI watched season 2 and it was waaay too on the nose about it's antagonist being literally femhitler.
>>34425696I don't see the appeal. I understand it's a fetish thing, but aesthetically it seems dumb.
>>34425270>remove your nametag quietlyWhy the fuck would you ask for that?More people need to use nametags so I can filter the worthless trash out.
>>34425706How far did you get in Grim Fandango? Start it over and finish it before picking up another game. Or at least finish act 2.
>>34425711Oh>>34425708Whai>>34425723Nta but it's hot
>>34425720>tfw no femhitler waifu
women, im sorryi analyzed the last 5 interactions ive had with women irl and they were all flirting with me and i did nothing about it. my replies were short and i signaled that i wanted nothing to do with them. i apologize
>>34425347not a grill but have some mashupshttps://voca.ro/11Lpg94DMHjRhttps://voca.ro/163BEKSqToO3https://voca.ro/11rzeXutkQoQ
>>34425730What do you look like
>>34425732tall, white, curly hair, german italian admixture but look more mediterranean
I am dating a guy who really likes to play with my nipples and I act like I like it even though it doesn't do much for me. Is it too late to say something? Is it possible he is getting something out of it?
>>34425738I'm not posting that here lol
>>34425726>Whaiidk why they're evil they just are(I'm just traumatized because my ex was blonde and evil))
>>34425618Couples retreat 2009
>>34425731very nice!
>>34425746Sorry about your lame ex giving blondes a bad rep>>34425750<3 what sonic games you been playing
plap
>>34425750i read this in borats voice
>>34425610Also anons suggest what brawlers/modes I should grind rn in Brawl Stars
>>34425730Didn’t happen, enjoy the fantasy though
>>34425730What does flirting look or sound like
>>34425696It’s a nice one, but not for me
>>34425771I want to mark your womb.
>>34425610What vidya should I play?
>>34425756>Sorry about your lame ex giving blondes a bad repit wasn't just her, I had another friend in school who was also blonde and she was also a bit crazy, maybe I just attract crazy girls idk
>>34425634Only nightmares. Weed helps a lot
Do any of your parents yawn unnecessarily loud and does it annoy you too?
>>34425775TF2 or maybe Nuclear Throne
>>34425756><3 what sonic games you been playingI replayed the sega genesis games last week plus sonic cd and 3d blast, kind of want to try to get the good ending of that game (just because I want to listen to that music again) >>34425761I'm glad because I did the voice while typing that lol
>>34425780In public, yes.
Women with big butts, is it louder when you fart?
>>34425780YES also my dad sneezes very fucking loudly for no good reason, why do all boomers do that?
>>34425774I have enough tattoos
>>34425746not all ex's are bad. look at me.. i'm someone's ex
>>34425780>>34425784My bad I sped read and didn't see yawn. No.
>>34425783>I'm glad because I did the voice while typing that lolgreat minds
I hate tattoos
Femanons, how do you feel about blondes?
I should get a tattoo
>>34425742Probably makes him feel good.
>>34425070Women, is having long hair really worth all the effort of cleaning up after it? The hair balls and dust bunnies and clogged drains?
>>34425788There are other ways.
>>34425801No, I chopped mine. So much easier
I've just found a new use for moids, my motherboard was broken and my moid fixed it, it works just fine now
>>34425798Ultra easy mode
>>34425610I will be when I'm done with chores and going out with friends and family, just recently started grimshire
>>34425798Depends if they're also tittymonsters or not.
What does it mean when a woman tells you she likes your handwriting? A girl in college once said this to me and I wasn't sure what to say so I was just like "Thanks!"
>>34425806Unless fixing it involved him ejaculating onto it, you could have done it yourself.
>>34425742It's worth bringing it up, I would want to know personally. If my girl isn't particularly aroused by it but neutral about it I might still go for it if she's cool with it but less so than if I thought she enjoyed it. And I'd want to know that she's not enjoying it
>>34425798I'm more into brunettes and redheads personally.>>34425801No not really. I generally prefer keeping my hair short, but my boyfriend likes longer hair, so I usually keep it shoulder length as a compromise.
>>34425776>maybe I just attract crazy girls idkMoodBut lots of blondes are nice >>34425775NiGHTS into Dreams...>>34425780No, my mom thinks yawning is slovenly>>34425783I think I remember chatting to you lol
>>34425812No one writes anymore or care. Was the woman 40+?
>>34425813I know but moids are supposed to make lives easier, not harder
Throwback to when I almost died on the tube
>>34425803Not for you
>>34425825Lol how did that happen bruv?
WomenCan you stop being mean pls?
>>34425742Is there anything you won't fake?
>>34425828Shut up phalloid
>>34425827He didn't mind the gap.
>>34425610I'm enjoying vidya rn but this tune's making me miss clubbing with the huzz (': https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfjgrH1fx4c
Gender, have you seen The Lobster?*
>>34425834MYeah
>>34425832LulzI was on the tube Friday and the driver kept spamming the "mind the gap" button at Oxford circus but tbf the gap was pretty big, I had to basically jump off>>34425834M, no but I like eating it
>>34425834basically one of the best movies ever. can't help but to feel as if should have been shot in maine
>>34425831pls stop
>>34425836>>34425837>>34425839Sorry. I @ed someone by accident. I also think it was one of the best movies I ever saw.
>>34425839that would have been comf
>>34425832My dad watched a mentally handicapped guy get his leg stuck in the gap in NYC once. Guy was lashing out with full blown tard strength at everyone who tried to help him. Don't remember how long it took them to get him out.
Need an English bitch to ride my tube.Need an English bitch to let me mind her gap
>>34425832I was lucky I postponed my travels from Thurs to Fri though, cause on Thurs on the route I was gonna take someone committed suicide on the tracks so all the trains were cancelledHappened to me a while ago at another station also, they shut down all the power and I had to get a taxi
>>34425835FYes, it sucks
>>34425666being affectionate>>34425674they're dreams, by definition its horrible
>>34425123>get on some apps and find love, do it for yourselfTbh once I've settled here, just want to use apps to make another friend to go partying with on weekends lol, as only an hour from central L O N D O N
>>34425853that's... not the definition of dreams
>>34425801I'm waiting until I can get a haircut and thickening it.
>>34425798>Femanons, how do you feel about blondes?They're okay sometimes. I wish sometimes I had auburn hair, wouldn't go well my skin tone, oh well.
>>34425858yeah it isdreams fucking suck
>>34425798I should spank them
>>34425785>Women with big butts, is it louder when you fart?Only when I'm sweating>>34425797>I hate tattoosLuckily for you, you can choose not to get them.>>34425798>Femanons, how do you feel about blondes?I like women regardless of hair color but cannot help but like different women based on their hair color.>>34425801>Women, is having long hair really worth all the effort of cleaning up after it?It's twofold if you have curly or afro-textured hair, but I still say it's worth it. A lot of my identity and femininity are tied to my hair.>>34425806Learn to solder. I fixed my own ECU that way. >>34425828>Can you stop being mean pls?No, we're gonna bully your penis and you can't stop us.
>>34425868Some of my dreams made me bust, those ones were alright.
>>34425850HOW
>>34425874>No, we're gonna bully your penis and you can't stop us.Guys will literally pay women to bully their penis.
>>34425874I love it when people give advice for shit they know nothing about to try and make themselves seem more impressive but they just come off as fucking retarded
redheads >>>>>> blondes
>>34425868Not for most people.
>>34425819>But lots of blondes are niceyeah, I'm exaggerating, I don't hate blondes, I just hate my ex, but I honestly don't care about them I've always preferred black hair or redheads or literally any other color.>>34425819>I think I remember chatting to you lolyeah, hey what do you think about sonic 4?
WomenWhy can't you get excited about big dicks the way men keep thinking you will?
When you nut after a week of no fap
My name is george
>>34425886How does a big dick excite you?
My own big dick excites me
I'm annoyed again that every woman craft youtuber has a giant crafts space funded entirely by their rich husbands.
>>34425895So get a rich husband to buy you your own craft space.
>>34425890It doesn't, since I'm a straight guy. But I have a big dick and it hasn't resulted in me getting laid, and that stinks.
>>34425895Are you a woman or a man? It flavors your seethe is WHY I've asked.
>>34425898Sorry to hear that, what a waste
>>34425895What?
>>34425897oh yea.. because thats the goal OR that easy
>>34425897>>34425899MUnderstandable. It's a petty gripe. It's just annoying that I'm not allowed to have a craft gf.
>>34425911If that's not the goal then what are you angry about. Do you just want a sugar daddy.
>>34425879I love when people post vague responses insulting others' intelligence because they can't form an actual response.
when you have ocd taking showers is very stressful
women, please stop looking at my crotch
>>34425923Stop wearing shorts so tight that I can tell you're circumcised.
>>34425921Take a bath.>>34425917She's probably just offended for the sake of being offended.
>>34425911My mom does that and my parents aren't rich. It pays for itself selling the stuff on Etsy and at a local gift shop. IDK how hard it is to get to that point though.
It has been like 2 weeks of denying myself orgasm.
I will approach a group of 2 women tonight at the bar. I will keep them engaged, they will laugh and be humored by me and my charm. We will leave together and we will have a threesome it the time is right or I will get the phone number of the girl I really want and play it cool by saying something like "What's your number so we can all meet up some other time". I will then flirt with the one I'm interested in over text and invite her out for drinks and sex her that night
>>34425885>just hate my exLol at least you're honest>what do you think about sonic 4tl;dr it's a mobile game that was given a quick rebrand and slapped onto consoles to nostalgia bait when that was the trend in gamingIt's a fun little platformer, episode II made some improvements (and I had some good times on the leaderboards back in the day :p), but it shot itself in the foot by calling itself Sonic 4 lol because it feels nothing like the classicsOverall a fun but pretty forgettable instalment in the franchise. Sonic Superstars was significantly better but had its own flaws (like some of the horrendous bosses)Also here's some unreleased music from the game https://voca.ro/1a8VbCMUfLFh>>34425888Bro making up for lost time
>>34425929no, you should stop staring instead.and I'm not circumcised
>>34425908Women who post videos on YouTube about crafting have very large spaces for crafting and those spaces were paid for by their rich husbands.
>>34425930>Take a bath.I just did that's why I'm complaining
>>34425936Once you get to three weeks you get the ability to predict coin tosses with 56% accuracy. That slight edge means you come out ahead in the long run.
2 weeks of yearnadays. I'm tired of yearnaday, I DEMAND SEXO
Guys I haven’t fapped or coomed in nearly a week and the urges are killing me. I have intrusive thoughts of doing things to women. How do I control my urges?
Why do women larp about knowing how to butcher an entire fresh dwer carcass?
>>34425895I'm sure some of them are funded by their parents.And there are a few that do it with the YouTube and sponsored ads money.>>34425897Wouldn't that be nice.I'm 34 and not rich husband material I need a different plan.
>>34425920If you don't know what I'm criticizing that's on your for being blinded by your ego
>>34425945>those spaces were paid for by their rich husbandsNta but how do you know this lolI'm sure some of them have other careers, or make decent money from the crafts themselves and expanded their space >>34425933This lol. Not "easy" but doable. I know a dude who has a big space now and just fixes game consoles for a living, nothing fancy but been doing it for long enough that he just gradually upgraded his shit
>>34425952I've watched like 3 YouTube videos I could do it. The deer would definitely get butchered in some sense of the word.
>>34425951Just fap you idiot and carry on with your day
I've been edging for 3 years. I Haven't came at all in that time. My dick is sore.
>>34425945I don't get why it makes you angry.
>>34425967You people are wildIf I go too many days without fapping I just have a wet dream which is annoying and extra laundry
do circumcised men truly wish they werent circumcised (and why?) or is it just a meme?
>>34425969Heh heh heh I just sleep on wet dream sheets until the weekend and then I wash them with my regular load of laundry heh heh heh.
>>34425972Most guys don't care about being cut/uncut. It's just that guys who are unsatisfied about their dicks will be loud on the internet.
>>34425973>I just sleep on wet dream sheets until the weekendTo each their own
>>34425969>>34425973If you have a wet dream does it even really count as being nofap? And since you can't control that why even bother?
>>34425941>Sonic Superstarshow come I've never heard of this game until now? anyway I remember enjoying sonic 4 but it did feel like nostalgiabaiting
>>34425972I've heard that there's more pleasure if you're uncircumcised. Overstimulation can give me literally all the pleasure I can handle, though.
>>34425964No, I need to keep my streak
I wonder who the fattest anon itt is
>>34425972Body Wish List1, I wish I had unblemished skin.2, I wish I had whiter teeth.3, I wish my hairline wasn't receding.4, I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a baller.5, I wish I had a bigger penis.6, I wish I didn't need glasses.7, I wish my face was more symmetrical.8, I wish my penis didn't curve like that.9, I wish I had bigger hands.10, I wish I had bigger feet.11, I wish I wasn't circumcised.Damn, not even in the top 10 list of wishes for my body.
WomenDo you find men like this attractive?
>>34425951They'll go away if you keep going. But unless you have a specific reason like PE or curbing a porn addiction, why not nut?
>>34425986>8, I wish my penis didn't curve like that.those are cute tho
>>34425977Well you're still ejaculating so the result is the same>>34425978Yeah I enjoyed sonic 4 at the time and did think it got too much hate. But it is a mid game lol. Superstars is fun but don't pay full price desu lol, I got it on saleTrip is adorable, her story is tuff though lol
>Women>Do you find men who model themselves on fictional characters attractive?
>>34425994depends entirely on the character
>>34425972i think circumcision is ugly and would like it if sex/masturbation were easier due to having a functional penis in the way it works in nature.Also the idea of cultural genital mutilation is embarrassing and outright humiliating to be a party to. It's unbelievably retarded and barbaric
>>34425994QRD on this guy? He's like a pedophile who broke into somebody's house or something like that?
>>34425996Ryan goosling
>>34425996What if he's Alucard?
>sister has 2 kids, one more on the way>older brother found a girl>asocial younger brother just got his first gf tooits ok if I stay single now right? I used to think I had to put in the effort because both of my brothers were bad at this relationship stuff so I put up with horrible relationships to maybe keep the family name going. I can sit back now and not be an asshole right?
>>34425992Depends on what he means by "like that"
>>34426001anime characters are cringe so no, im thinking more like video game characters
>>34425976All the laundry gets washed in the end, my friend. All the laundry gets washed in the end.
>>34425994I don't model myself after alucard. I'm just genuinely curious if he's too pretty or what?
>>34425972It's a surgical mutilation that reduces function on the same level as removing the clitoris. It's also about how and why. They cut it off with no anesthesia, sold it, and sent my parents a bill. Protestant weirdos think it's a soft castration to stop me from touching myself and Jews think it's a goy cattle brand. I don't think about it very much but I wish it didn't happen and I get have zero patience for people trying to defend it.
>>34425999He went to rescue that little girl is what he did! He was a brave urban wizard! And in this house, Harry Dresden is a hero! End of story!
>>34426008>It's a surgical mutilation that reduces function on the same level as removing the clitorisAbsolutely not true. Removing the clit would be like removing the head of your penis.
>>34426010Is this the new swatting? Instead of telling the cops somebody is killing someone (or whatever), you tell the autistic lolcow that he has to go rescue a little girl in somebody's house?
>>34426002Yes you can do whatever you want lolWho cares about the family nameI have four younger siblings all with chad/stacy partners, meanwhile I'm just crazy cat unc. Live your own life >>34426005That's deep bro
>>34425996In every way except physical, I am Superman.
Women thoughts on putting your hands on his chest?
>>34426012Wow, that makes it so much better!
>>34426019As long as his moobs are bigger than my boobs
>at any time she has at least 10 guys, who are better in at least one if not multiple aspects than youhow do you even overcome this?
>>34426021It makes it a lot less bad than your weird persecution complex fantasy makes out.
>>34426021>I don't think about it very much, I just like to lie on the internet.Now who do you think the hospital sold it to? Go on...
>>34426028Only date girls who don't use dating apps.
>>34426030ntaits proven that cosmetics companies make face creams out of stemcells gathered from foreskins
>>34426019Only if it's bare soft tits and he doesn't get all whiny when I twist his nipples
>>34426028Better is relative. There's only one 'you'.
>>34426031if a woman has an instagram account (99.999999% of them do) its the same situation
>>34426004Castlevania Alucard you troglodyte
>>34425830Huh???
90% of the guys obsessed with the fact that they were circumcised are secretly gay and just fetishize uncircumcised dick.
>>34426034>There's only one 'you'.nta, I love this cope. Nigga there's only one of everybody. People get over one another in a week or two.
>>34426034ThisDating isn't about numbers like who lifts the most metal or who has the highest IQ, it's about meshing with the other person, and that can't be quantified
>>34426029>It's not bad it happened, you're bad for being mad about it!Retarded ape.
>>34425835FYes loved it>>34426019I like it. Love when a guy has a nice chest >>34425984Could be me, I just ate a big plate of nachos
>>34425993>Yeah I enjoyed sonic 4 at the time and did think it got too much hate. But it is a mid game lol.You're being very, very generous
>>34425952What's so hard about butchering? Knives ain't heavy. The shit isn't moving. Are moids too pathetic to butcher?
>>34426045Damn it must suck to be circumcised, I'm glad I'm living my life fully intact and not the half life of a disfigured freak.
>>34426028Firstly, you overestimate how much women want to talk to men and what their intentions are.Secondly, all men are equally shitty. They're just shit in slightly different ways. Like the ones with the 15% smaller penises are 15% less likely to cheat. Just hide your shittiness long enough and she'll pick you thinking you're shitty in some way that's irrelevant to her.
>>34426051lol yet women still prefer cut over uncut.
>>34426019*Winding >his clock slowly with my shiny nails*
>>34426053Only American women think this because they don't know any better.
>>34425915You're allowed. You don't even know your real feelings yet. I just placed a bet on it using Kalshi. I won't even make money if I win. 99.89% likelihood.
>>34426028I simply don't careIf she's choosing to hang out with me instead then happy days>>34426047KekPicrel is the real Sonic 4
>>34426059nta but I've played that bootleg lol
>>34426051Yes, congratulations on your achievement of being born outside the USA. >>34426053Irrelevant even if true, which I doubt.
>>34426059Sonic 3 is the real Sonic 4, this is the real Sonic 3.
I wonder if my future wife is in here...
>>34426063actually sonic advance is the real sonic 4
Breast milk
*suckles your nipple (the left one)*
>>34426067*Neo Pocket Adventure
>>34426072Faggot.
>>34426057(what in christ's name are you talking about?
>>34426074not your nipple you freak
>>34426072Gay
>>34426063Best Sonic Team game besides NiGHTS >>34426060Based lolYean I actually beat the piece of shit lolOn my SNES romset it's just called "sonic rat game" lmaoAlso fun fact, the bootleg is by the same hacking team who made the legendary Ronaldinho Soccer
state genderwhich one do you prefer, mario 3 or mario world?
>>34426073Based (I still have WRs in that game)>>34426067Sonic Advance trilogy is criminally overlooked
do girls notice if you have small hands
>>34426083Hmmm... My head says mario world, but my heart says mario 3.
>>34426072Spooky. That one itched just now.
MenWould you date a sickly woman like this?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2kKoMl9i1Mo
>>34426081I never beat it, I thought it was confusing and not fun loldid you ever play ristar? that game was cool I think some of the people that made the sonic games were involved in that game too, you could unlock that game in sonic mega collection
>>34426083Mario 3As big a sanik nerd as I am, Mario 3 is probably the best platformer of all time, imho
>>34426083M, World, I enjoy the exploration aspect a lot.
>>34426085Absolutely
>>34426085Yes, and they make assumptions about the size of other things based on that.
>>34426088yeah, I fetishize sickly and or disabled women
>>34426088I'd dig around through her guts with my hands
>>34426090>thought it was confusing and not fun lolIt's just a broken ROM hack of a Speedy Gonzales game lol. Apparently they sold a lot of cartridges on the black market in South America, hence the infamyAnd yes Ristar is an amazing game <3>>34426088Yes and this is sad, hope she recovers
>>34426086listen to your heart>>34426091for me the best platformer of all time is megaman 2but if we are talking about mario, I prefer 3>>34426092finding the secret world was awesome but overall I liked mario 3 a lot more
Anons how did your Caturday go? I’ve got a headache.
>>34426099I played some videogames while my cat was sleeping on my lap
>>34426088Yeah. I actually have a date with such a lady lined up.>>34426098World has its flaws (cape is way too strong) but I felt it was a bit more focused than SMB3. But then, it's been a long time since I played 3.
>>34426101What Vidya did you play
>>34426099I did some things I wanted to do but not everything I wanted to do.I have a headache too but I can't remember if I already took ibuprofen or not. Maybe I'll follow up with acetaminophen if it doesn't go away by bedtime.How about you?
>>34426106harvest moon (ps1)
>>34426076You're allowed to have a craft gf. I think you think you feel bad about something when you really feel bad about something else. I placed a bet on Kalshi™.
>>34426109Nta but I have no idea wtf you're saying either
>>34426099I finished reading a comic that I picked up on a whim (Superior Spider-Man). Got groceries. Ate and played Contra. Took a bath. Figured I'd check in on atoga.>I’ve got a headache.Thankfully I don't for once. I usually get them from dehydration or sleep deprivation. Any idea what's behind yours?
>>34426107I think you aren’t supposed to mix them. But I’m not a doctor.>>34426107Practice work and groceries. My feet hurt too.
>>34426099Had an awesome caturdayHere is my cat
>>34426117They're safe to take together, but it's good practice to avoid mixing things if you aren't sure, so good on you anon
>>34426085Women literally cannot perceive physical reality. If they like you they will think you are tall, if they don't like you, they will think you are short.
>>34426104>I actually have a date with such a lady lined up.Bro was waiting outside the hospital for women who looked like they just got bad news.
>>34426123Nah - old friend of mine who has something pretty serious. We just ended up talking more often and more fulfillingly.
>>34426111His complaint was basically that he wants a girlfriend and a bunch of other unrelated information. I don't think I've ever even stood near a woman that didn't like crafts. Also, you can make bets on ANYTHING by downloading the app Kalshi™ now!
Femanons, do you like crafts?
>>34426098>best platformer of all time is megaman 2Yeah that is a GOATed game also>>34426099Yeah was chill, babysat, played some games and had 3 ice creams lol
>>34426052That makes it even worseIf im shitty by default, why even try? Who wants to spend their life with a shitty person
>>34426118Good boy. Must be cold without any fur.
>>34426122>Women literally cannot perceive physical reality
>>34426128I like to watercolor from time to time.
>>34426128I draw in my spare time but that's really it
>>34426125Honestly still an upgrade from the last one
From the last thread but I want more answers.Men, can you talk about a moment in your life where you took accountability for your actions?
>>34426144Lol, no.
>>34426144If I owe someone something then I pay it.
>>34426148>vague bullshit instead of a concrete exampleYou are definitely the type of delusional and destructive person who never ever takes accountability for your own actions.
>>34426144Do you really have nothing better to do than just make yourself angry
>>34426144During an internship I realized I had completely fucked up a filesystem and had to get help from two senior engis to fix it.
>>34426144I always apologize if I've done something wrong, even if the other person completely deserved it.
>>34426132I keep him warm with lots of cuddles!
>>34426151If I give you my word then I mean it.
>>34426154Never apologize
I can't stop thinking about the woman from the taco truck :(
>>34426122>>34426133I don’t know how true this is but given my experience with women and the fact that both of these got dubs I’m inclined to believe that this is 97% correct
>>34426144I got an email from someone higher up than my immediate manager telling me to get a certain job done ASAP. I decided to do it in ~30 minutes after I was done with what I was currently in the middle of doing, forgot about it, and never got it done, which is exactly what I told them when they asked me why it didn't get done.
>>34426163>>34426154>>34426153>>34426148Idk why you guys replied seriously
>>34426118I love hairless cats, I’m begging you, please post more of that creature
>>34426118awww, you have one of the ballsack kitties.
>>34426166What's wrong with it?
I hate those rat looking demons. Disgusting.
>>34426171Because she doesn't actually care about your answer she's just looking for a gotcha
>>34426172It's because you recognize your brethren, demon.
>>34426166I thought it was a good question. I pondered it. Like... do I? Do I care? Why take accountability?
>>34426173Your terms are acceptable.
>>34426176Takes one to know one.
>>34426128Yeah
Femanons, do you like crack?
>>34426118the CUTEST
>>34426099It was a nothingburger day. Maybe I should grab some brewskis to end the night.Is that your kot?
>>34426186Titty crack, yeh.
>>34426198Gay
>>34426203And so what? You gonna cry?
>>34426205Tiddies :(
>>34426099imagined what would happen if i killed myself (not suicidal, just thought about what would happen)
>>34426193Look at this FAT dude lmfao
>>34426207>be me>imagine what it would be like if I killed myself>exclusively objective positives, with some minor subjective "people would be le sad for a while" negativeshuh.
>>34426213i'd let a lot of people down and might inspire one other suicide if i did it. a lot of people for some reason think i'm an optimist and always happy, and i'm pretty sure it might destroy their worldview if they learned i was actually in that headspace for a long time. i've also got some commitments this summer and it'd make things uncomfortable if i didn't show up for that reason.
>>34426209That's me
>>34426217Not your problem cuz you'll be dead
>>34426193>"Tis my natural oder mlady"somebody put a fedora on him
post titty crack pls
>>34426099Good. Drink 64oz of water and wait four hours.
I am going to goon to the sight of your toes.
What's the best way to bring up to a girl that we've been cuddling a few times and if we continue I'm probably gonna catch feels (if I haven't already) and what should be done about it if we're going to go our separate ways when we both move in May? I get the impression she is not feeling the same way about it (she's hot and cold) and it's like we treat each other as someone at our beck and call (which neither of us always answer, mind you).
>>34426225soles are hotter
men, would you have sex in a sort of creaky loft bed?
>>34426237yeah
>>34426237I guess so. Yeah.
>>34426237That's a tough one...
>>34426000>Ryan gooslingI immediately thought of him when that question was asked. Plus those "completely changing my persona after watching the new Ryan Gosling movie" memes. But aside from The Notebook, I like all of his characters and think they're good role models for men.
>>34426243Lol
Why are you here on a Saturday night?
>>34426245where else would i be? i have no friends or partner
>>34426237It would be funny if it collapsed and we fell 5 feet to the floor
>>34426245I'm going to bed early so I can go hiking tomorrow morning at sunrise.
>>34426243>I like all of his characters and think they're good role models for men.
>>34426237Sure, if the bed breaks then we get a good story out of it too
>>34426237Sure if my mum was out
>>34426252I said what I said
>>34426237Vigorously.
Should we ban women?
>>34426239>>34426240>>34426249>>34426253>>34426257u are all invited to my bedroom thenone at a time pls
>>34426245What else am I supposed to be doing?It's 2am tho I should sleep. One more Brawl Stars match...
The femcels on twitter are so much cuter and more interesting than the femcels on here ngl
>>34426260Dibs on first.
heavy is the hand that cranks the hog
Having trouble getting started on reading one of my library books, someone tell me to read it.
ive been in a relationship for two years, and my bf have a drug addiction for almost ten years (he started at 8 and is 19 now). Since we started dating, ive done my best to help him with it and he had been sober for six months. He had a very bad relapse recently, and i told him that if it happened again i would break up with him. It happened again today. Should i break up with him? Ive been trying to be understanding cause i can only imagine how difficult its to stay sober after so long. At the same time, its also difficult having to take care of him every time, knowing that it will all happen again. What should i do?
>>344260833 power ups were best
>>34426266Read the book idiot
>>34426266read your book or else your mom will die in her sleep tonight
>>34426260
>>34426245I'm saving for an expensive laptop while minmaxx investing to make up for my youth and I think I might like a femanon here anyway but no pressure on her.
>>34426267>Should i break up with him?If you don't you're teaching him that you will accept your boundaries being broken.
>>34426269OK>>34426270Didn't need to go that hard.
>>34426083Can't decide. Brain aneurysm. Can't decide.
>>34426267>i told him that if it happened again i would break up with him. >It happened again today. >Should i break up with him?Lmao Good b8
>>34426275now you must read.
>>34426267why would you hold something like that over someones head as if they’re doing something purposefully malicious? he’s an addict you dumb bitch, be the support system he needs.
>>34426271I'm the suit guy but I'm only in the line to do networking. Never stop hustling.
>>34426279Billions must read
>>34426267Addict here (though also on my sober arc), dump him, you can't keep giving him chances while he keeps messing up and choosing substances over youThe nigga needs to learn and take the steps himself, sometimes tough love is necessary Sorry to hear about the situation though, godspeed
>>34426285>I CAN'T READ
>>34426128Ye. Craftn dick.
>>34426260I get to go first since I'm at the top of the list
>>34426290Nice, first-anon. I got seconds.
>>34426288Technically every dick was made by a woman, thank you women.
>>34426260You're really gonna fuck a namefag? Down bad.
>>34426260Imagine the smell
>>>/gif/30513265Obviously human trafficking is bad sometimes Tate is 100% right
>>34426262you wouldnt say that if you didnt only look at the pretty ones (who probably arent femcel anyway)
>>34426297:/ i wish my bedding weekly, it was washed just 3 days ago
>>34426300*wash not wishim sleep deprived srry
Women, how would you murder your boyfriend if you found out that his balls constantly itch? I know that if I ever date a woman she will find this out about me, and then she will kill me.
>>34426260Eeww
>>34426274i know i should break up with him, but i love him and im afraid things will get worse if i end things with him. There arent other people to help him with this>>34426280I know hes not doing it on purpose, and i know what he does affects himself more than the people around him. But that doesnt negate the fact that anyone who gets involved with someone who has an addiction and truly cares about that person is also affected. I wouldnt consider breaking up if it didnt affect me so much
>>34426291no thirds for frankie, seconds from now on
>>34426245I guess I could watch anime alone in my room without also posting here but I don't see why I should.
>>34426307You can break up with him and still help him by telling him another ultimatum that he must be clean for a year to reconsider giving him another chance. But now break up with him and go find someone healthier for you.
>>34426307Then you will learn the hard way
>>34426169Here is another!>>34426170Yesss I do
>>34426118Yessssss sphinx kityyyyy>>34426315
Would you trust your boyfriend if you found out he had taken cock between the cheeks? Or would you immediately break up with him for having allowed an anal invasion of cock to flood his body with male seed?
>>34426303Shower moreBe hygienic
>>34426186Never tried
>>34426303Itch them for him? With nails?
Is it weird to still be a virgin at 25 years old?
>>34426310>I guess I could watch anime alone in my roomAnime has no educational or artistic value. It's full of creepily drawn, childlike characters and men especially learn nothing from watching that crap except for how to be sexually creepy and sexually harass women.
>>34426245Who wants to go clubbingggg https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBlX7v7XsCoJk goodnight guiz
>>34426326>Anime has no educational or artistic valueYou never seen the good shit>>34426324It's uncommon but not "weird" imoBiased though as almost 28 virginEveryone has a different sex life so it's whatever It's weird for someone to care that much about it tbqh
>>34426324The only reason a man would be a virgin at that age is because either he has a diseased cock, prostate, or nuts that can't fuck; OR because he is a homosexual gayfer. So which is it for you? Are your gonads and cock all fucked up, or are you a pillow biter?
>>34426328"The good shit?" No, sorry, I don't watch CP hentai.
>>34426329I'm none of those things. I simply had a hermit lifestyle for 5 years and just didn't have a life for that amount of time.
Doing an independent studyDo you have indoor cameras in your home? What do you think of people with indoor cameras?
>>34426330You don't watch club penguin hentai? Well I mean neither (I prefer minecraft)>>34426329See now this guy is weird
>>34426332No. So long as you tell me I am being filmed idc.
>>34426331ime you just joke something like "I guess I don't get out much haha and am kinda shy" the huzz who like nerds will think it's cute
>>34426335>the huzz who like nerds will think it's cutewho is "the huzz"?
>>34426334I have never been told I’m being recorded in someone’s house in all my life. So either indoor cameras aren’t a thing or people who have them are creeps
>>34426332An independent study? Are you getting class credit for it? Who's your supervising professor?
>>34426338I’m assuming that’s a “yes”
Why do only incels join the Army and Marines these days? I'm sure in some countries the Armed Forces is a genuinely honorable and respectable profession, but in America everyone who joins up is some nice-guy, incel, manosphere loser.
>>34426336Party/slutty girls lol
>>34426286>>34426311i already suspected that broke up would be the best option at this point, but its difficult after being in a relationship for so long. I'll probably do it anyway. Thanks for the advice btw!! :3
>>34426341To lower the brownoid pest population
Men would you date a woman that posts slutty pics on her insta all the time?
>>34426342You could always tell the women who were DTF in college by the fact that they wore gym shorts and flip flops literally everywhere. Any woman who shows her legs and feet like that is willing to expose a lot more.
>>34426337People also just might not think to mention it. Honestly, I would probably get a sign because I would probably forget to mention it.
>>34426347Legendary empathy
>>34426345Probably not. Allowances may be made if she sucks dick well enough.
Femanon, is this you?
>>34426347I have never seen a “Smile, you’re being recorded” sign in anyone’s home in all my life
>>34426332No.I should be told I'm being filmed.
He's a nonce, him.
Once the last normal people are dead there isn’t going to be any more. I can see it happening in real time
>>34426346>they wore gym shorts and flip flops literally everywhereLolToo cold in the UK for that>>34426345Yes, since high school I don't think I've dated anyone who hasn't lol
Anons check it out I wrote a Nintendo emulator. Are you guys proud of me?
>>34426245Versus what, going someone alone and then maybe saying a few words to some people?
>>34426351Smile, I am psychically gooning your genitals through telekinesis.
>>34426343It would be harder to manage his addiction for him. He's an adult and making adult decisions that effect others.
from certain angles my face looks very feminine, this is bad...
>>34426357I'm. That's really cool.
>>34426352Have you ever met anyone who did? I was shown a statistic that one in four have indoor cameras in their home and I’m having a hard time believing it
>>34426335>who like nerdsAlso I'm convinced that girls don't like actual nerds. They just like guys who wear glasses.
>>34426362Pretty boy maxx>>34426357That's actually insane if you did, major props
>>34426360I’m in your walls in the blind spots of your indoor cameras
>>34426364I don't believe I know anyone like that that has cameras in their own house unless it's one of those pet treat things. Those are kinda popular.
>>34426364I think maybe on one of the Hawaiian Islands that might be a thing or something. Maybe some neighborhoods of California. South Africa. Possibly other specific locations.
>>34426369Not a pet treat thing.Okay thanks, I thought I was going crazy for a minute
>>34426366>That's actually insane if you did, major propsIndeed I did. I would share the github repo if it wasn't connected to my identity here.
>>34426355Duh
>>34426332>Do you have indoor cameras in your home?Only at my front door, back door, and in my garage. They're all PoE because I don't trust wi-fi cameras.
>>34426368Okay, but can you help goon me instead of just passively watching while I masturbate myself?
>>34426375Those are outdoor cameras and completely normal
>>34426375The cameras are spying on you, and sending the recordings to some very shady people.
Anons what should I do if I'm a virgin at the age of 25?
>>34426380Thankfully outdoor cameras don’t spy much
>>34426375How would you feel if you and your wife woke up together and you both had a man's cum drying on your nude bodies, but you had no idea how a man's semen got on to either of you?
>>34426381Stab your mailman.
>>34426381Go to a sketchy gay bar known for drinks being roofied. Wait for a stranger to discretely drag your unconscious body out of the bar to strip you naked and anally rape you in the woods before leaving you to wake up in the wilderness with a sore, bleeding anus, wondering where your clothes went and how you got there.
>>34426381Become a speedrunner
Is it safe to assume that indoor cameras are for creepy people and that one in four do not in fact have indoor cameras?
>>34426381Whatever you want>>34426372I salute you, that is hella impressive>>34426365I don't wear glasses kek, but a lot of girls like nerds (long as you have some social awareness and aren't an asshole)
>>34426365Depends what you mean by nerd. A nice, smart, shy guy can be good, ꜱoyboys obsessed with Marvel movies or video games not so much.>>34426381Have you considered having sex?
>>34426381If I were you I'd have sex.
>>34426392>Have you considered having sex?>>34426393I'm alone though :/
>>34426326>no educational value???? Who cares? But also I have learned like 3 things about poisons I'm still watching apothecary diaries.
Most "nerds" in today's world aren't the old dork stereotype from the motion pictures of skinny guys with pocket protectors and bad teeth. Instead most of today's geeks and nerds are hairy, troglodytic undergrads and unkempt young professionals who scream at video games, argue on the internet to take out their rage, and stress-eat Cheetos.
>>34426388Things might change in the future but for now you are probably safe, especially in the way that you fear.
>>34426386>Become a speedrunnerI can confirm that this works if you want to maintain your virginity
>>34426396Oh so your cartoons are teaching you about dumb shit you'll literally never fucking use.
Any of you guys ever made piss discs in high school to slide under the janitor's closet doors?
>>34426400YeahFor fun
>>34426394>I'm alone thoughDo you have to be?
>>34426397I think nerds are smart, and geeks are cultural. They have overlap and many people are members of both.
>>34426381Buy women stuff outside.
>>34426401WatIs this really a thing boys did?My androphobia is justified.
Why in the holy fuck is 1970s interior design making a comeback? Hotels and universities are literally putting up wood panel sides on fucking everything. And they're bringing back burnt orange and vomit-y lime green. Maybe like, don't do that.
Hey Atoga,I bought boots recently. What do you guys think?
>>34426409Tranny boots
>>34426403>Do you have to be?are you insinuating to hire a prostitute?
>>34426409Me likeyyy Wtf is that price though
>>34426409oop here is the linkhttps://www.jenniferchamandi.com/products/cece-105-camel-nappa
>>34426399nta but speedrunning sounds fucking miserable
>>34426406Every women is a prostitute, they admit it openly.
>>34426414Seriously they're cute boots but who the fuck can afford this stuff
>>34426410Brown coded for sure
>>34426404Is a high-IQ athlete more of a jock or a nerd?
>>34426409I think they're ugly but hope you love them if they cost that fucking much
>>34426411No, you can just go out and meet people. Don't you have any classmates, coworkers, friends, or anyone else? What do you even do all day?
>>34426409I can't even fathom spending even HALF of that money on footwear
MI have two photos to choose from for my first photo on tinder/hinge. Can I post them and tell me which to use for the first photo?
>the smell is the best part of sex gender, and agree or disagree?
>>34426423I love feet. I want my nuts stomped like grapes on a vineyard by a woman's bare soles and toes.
>>34426410What? They wouldn't have class>>34426413>>34426417Free shipping and no taxes though!>>34426421What is your gender. I mostly wanted to ask other girls. I prob should've made that more clear
>>34426424Ask /soc/, janny doesn't like that here.
>>34426398It’s patently Epsteinian and I’m against the notion of it
>>34426408Fuck off vomit-y lime green and burnt orange are my favorite colors.
>>34426416If the gender pay gap and the sick leave gap were fixed then there probably wouldn't be prostitutes if we also didn't have poverty wages and untaxed wealthy.
>>34426422>Don't you have any classmates, coworkers, friends, or anyone else? What do you even do all day?No I'm a hermit pretty much. I don't interact with anyone really.
>>34426426I can smell your semen when you masturbate. Sniff sniff.
>>34426428>What is your genderFemale, I'm sorry.
>>34426418Actually a lot of crossdressers perform in cross dresser competition circuits and make a living at it, and many of them are over 6' tall and very heavy so they have to buy specially-made steel-reinforced heels that cost a lot.
>>34426427I didn't fucking ask
>>34426415>speedrunning sounds fucking miserableTo each their ownYou're probably not autistic/ADHD enough to really enjoy it>>34426424Go for it (though I gtg)>>34426422>Don't you have any classmates, coworkers, friends, or anyone else?Nta but no
>>34426423That's fair. I used to be like that.But I feel it's like something I will probably wear throughout my life. I feel this way about shoes, coats, and purses. I also make a lot of money now. I wouldn't really spend much on something like a car. Like to me, spending 50k on a car when you can get one for 25-30k is more crazy.
>>34426428>What is your gender. I mostly wanted to ask other girls. I prob should've made that more clearTroon paws
>>34426426No. I like being sweaty and tangled up together.
>>34426428There are not girls here. Including you Mr tranny boots.
>>34426433>>34426441Go fix that then you weirdos
>>34426429Can I just cross post here? Soc is too slow
>>34426409Bretty ugly, sis. Le stelleto boot is so 2018.
>>34426426F. I think you might be doing something wrong if the smell is the best part.
Girls, if a girl I know does onlyfans, do you think it would be immoral for me to subscribe without telling her that it's me? And to request custom content and just never tell her that it's for someone she knows?
>>34426447>Go fix that then you weirdosHow? I've been like this for 5 years.
>>34426435Oh. It's okay I like them.
>>34426447>Go fix that thenI mean I'm gonna apply to jobs today I've gone out with co-workers/customers from past jobs who asked me out, but didn't go anywhereDon't want (or can afford) to go back to school, and friends are a dragIf I die a virgin so be it
>>34426379>Those are outdoor cameras and completely normalNo, they're inside. I have a few outside cameras, but those three are the only inside cameras.>>34426380>The cameras are spying on you, and sending the recordings to some very shady people.I hope they like seeing me entering and leaving my house, because that's all they're gonna get.>>34426383>How would you feel if you and your wife woke up together and you both had a man's cum drying on your nude bodies, but you had no idea how a man's semen got on to either of you?While horrifying, I would be more confused than anything. I'm a really light sleeper, so he must have been a ninja.>>34426426>the smell is the best part of sexDisagree. The best part of sex is the conjunction of physical and emotional intimacy, connecting with another soul in body and mind. Though I do like getting up for a water break to come back to the room smelling like pussy.
>>34426457M and I really like the boots honestly lol. The price is ridiculous but you say you earn well so godspeed
>>34426420You can be varying degrees of intersectionally all three. Jocks can be geeky/onions about sports, but they can also just be autistically nerd-like obsessed about sports.
You could have gone to the telephone booth. and used the pay phone.But now? Now there are no telephone booths. And no pay phones.Now, you are suffering!Your suffering is well deserved.
>>34426450:(I like them because they can be lowk at work
>>34426463Phone booths smell like piss and cost money
Sorry I only slept four hours last night because I had to stay up to wait for a package at like 3:30AM
>>34426457Kinky Boots
>>34426455Unethical
>>34426409those are stunning!! Perhaps some people here didnt like them because the heel is too high for a boot, but with the right outfit these are amazing
>>34426465I think those look sexy but don't wear them too often. You'll ruin your feet if you wear heels too much.
>>34426467RIP, hope you sleep better tonight <3>tfw 3:30am here and have to be up earlyNIGHT GUYS SWEET DREAMS
>>34426456Just make an effort to talk to your coworkers, start going to church again if you're a Christian, find something to do with your weekends. I guarantee you aren't as hopeless as you think you are.>>34426458If really mean that and it's not just sour grapes I guess. I just hope you don't live to regret it.
>>34426470We make fun of people who spend 2000$ on shoes here
>>34426460Boots tend to be expensive if they are high quality and if someone famous wore them. I bought Lofgren Engineer boots for my BF and they were also like $1400
>>34426466I lost my virginity by getting raped in a telephone booth. I was 'traumatised' at the time, but I recognise now that my sexual abuse was a gift from God, that cured my virginity and prevented me from going down the dark path of Zero Sex. My Telephone Booth rapist did me a huge favour! And now, I savour sexual favours.
>>34426465Oh god that's what the strap is for? You're trolling. Please?
>>34426465I need a winter boot eventually. The ones I have have the heels concaved in the inside. But I also want something that'll last and is weather proof.
>>34426473gn
Are there such a thing as men who prefer handjobs over blowjobs and anal over vaginal?
>>34426475Good think I only spent $1700! :)
>>34426475They rape children. They are sick people.
>>34426481No way this isn't analfag posting as the opposite gender.
>>34426441>You're probably not autistic/ADHD enough to really enjoy itput a time limit on anything and it stops being fun for me, I have the kind of autism that makes me 100% games and also makes me replay them a lot
>>34426481Why, does it remind you of when your mommy and babysitter tugged on your pee pee when you were very young?
>>34426455Maybe not immoral but it is incredibly creepy.
I bought some leather-making stuff and I want to try and make some organizers/cases, jackets, and moccasin-boots.
>>34426485idk who that is but it isnt me,im asking cause im a virgin and would be more comfortable w giving handjobs and anal over blowjobs and vaginal intercourse
>>34426475I just spent $550 on a 4K Blu-ray player even though my PS5 already plays blu-rays because it doesn't have all the nerdy features of a high end player. I also just dropped a lot of money for some external speakers for my TV, and when it eventually comes time to upgrade my TV, I'm going to buy the best TV possible. Some people just have their things they care about and they're willing to spend a lot of money for the best quality. I don't care about fashion but I respect people who do.
Women, are you evil?
>>34426488Yeah but a paying customer is a paying customer. If my job was making cakes, I wouldn't be ashamed of making a cake for someone I know.
>>34426493No answers so far. Curious.
Do female pop stars and models think about all the men who goon to soles and toes when they do photoshoots and music videos who expose their bare feet? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F57P9C4SAW4
>>34426475I'll remember that, sorry
>>34426491Strange that you'd prefer to give yourself rectal cancer over piv
>>34426490>jacketsYou bought an industrial strength sewing machine?
>>34426474>it's not just sour grapesI mean it is but I'm stubborn so I'm sticking to my guns, I'm not changing for anyone >>34426476>Taylor Swift wore themI take it back, the boots are terrible>>34426480<33>>34426482This was my monthly paycheck working full-time in public healthcare >>34426486Do 100% runs
>>34426491I'd like a handjob but I promise you there's nothing comfortable about anal.
>>34426491Even if he had a fat dick? Are you anorexic or just douche your intestines a lot?
>>34426501How did they make them in the past then
>>34426500i dont want my vagina touched by anyone but me, also we'd both be very clean beforehand and use protection so
>>34426491Is this some weird religious thing?
>>34426492Not at all the same. Food and clothing being that expensive indicates frivolity, I don’t need to spell it out for you, and shame on you for normalizing it
GenderHow is your caturday night? I bought some brewskis
>>34426509I'm working on a baked potato.
>>34426497 successful women usually dont care about gooners
>>34426494But you would want to know it was them who requested it right?It would hurt my feelings if a friend wanted a cake from me but didn't tell me it was them who ordered it. I would've made it better than usual for them. Or if I wasn't comfortable blurring the line of the personal and professional relationship with that person I could refuse their order.You're not giving her a chance to do either and it's sneaky.
>>34426509I'm making a BIG tea and I just had pan-asian food. Feelin comf. Love everyone.
>>34426506What's wrong with a blowjob though?
>>34426510You'll figure it out, I have faith in you.
>>34426507no, just a personal preference thing. blowjobs seem gross (in a subjective way), i'd never want a penis near my face let alone in my mouth.>>34426504>>34426503lube and taking it slow would be a requirement to make it easier
>>34426502Hating Taylor swift is so lame.
>>34426512I just feel like it would be easier for everyone to not mention it.
>>34426517You can't go through life as a sexual person without ever having a penis in your vagina. Nobody wants handjobs and anal exclusively. Anal sex is not healthy by the way.
>>34426510Post potato when done. What toppings?>>34426513Big tea? This late? What kind
>>34426517You're just gay, accept it.
>>34426506I'm pretty sure you'd get tired of having to do itJH keeps complaining about how much cleaning she has to do and she loves anal
>>34426509I got fat on Ethiopian food. It was great.
>>34426517>blowjobs seem gross (in a subjective way)>but not anal
>>34426505Ok have fun looking goofy AF and sewing an entire leather jacket by handAnyone who did make one by hand in the past would kill for the sewing machine they wouldn't appreciate your pretentiousness.
>>34426517I will never give a blowjob either, but anal is so much grosser than vaginal.I am also a virgin and waiting until after marriageNo religious reasons, I just don't want to be intimate without full commitment
>>34426521>You can't go through life as a sexual person without ever having a penis in your vagina. i disagree> Nobody wants handjobs and anal exclusivelyi'd only ever want to be a virgin man so its not like he'd know what vaginal sex and blowjobs would be like to miss in the first place. i also dont believing watching porn is cheating so he can always do that too to fill that void. >Anal sex is not healthy by the way.that doesn’t concern me + it wouldnt be a daily thing or anything close to that often
>>34426509That sounds fun, what brewskis My night was good until I posted here>>34426518You're so lameI don't hate her, I just don't like her. Also I'm still offended by the Britney hate earlier
>>34426532Do you have autism or something? No offense but I'm just curious why the thought of normal human sex bothers you so much.
>>34426522Apparently, caffeine only prevents neurotransmitters from being released but doesn't make them go away. So if I am already tired caffeine won't make me less tired, it might even help me be less tired in the morning because it reduced a build up of tired-signaling neurotransmitters. I think.
>>34426531>I will never give a blowjob eitherWhat is wrong with these women?
>>34426532Mental illness go find your asexual man
>>34426509It is time for sodomy
is it normal that all men seem to be obsessed with how i look/dress? like in an extremely feminine way? every guy who ever liked me and also even my dad and brother do this thing where they are constantly giving suggestions for the way i look, like telling me i should try makeup or wear different clothes or change my hairstyle or add more accessories. for example let's say we are in a store and we pass by shoes they will bring it to me and say "don't you want these shoes? i see other girls wearing these. why don't you have shoes like this?" they'll ask why i don't own jewelry or have my nails painted. every time we go somewhere they stop even though i don't want to to look at women's clothes and accessories and they'll pick out certain things and ask why i don't like stuff like this. they will randomly tell me i would look good in xyz thing, like ten times a day. i've had guys start watching makeup videos to tell me about specific makeup products/styles that i would look good in. they'll tell me i should wear this or that specifically for this super special formal occasion etc with nothing like that in sight. none of them are into fashion/beauty otherwise, not even men's fashion, at all. do other women here also experience this? are they being like, assholes? it kinda hurts especially when they tell me i would look better with makeup since it's not something i ever wore. but then again they are investing a lot of effort and time into researching stuff for me and seem genuinely thrilled thinking about how i'd look with xyz thing. so maybe i should be flattered idkmen if you ever felt this way about a girl can you explain what it is?
>>34426529I was gonna work on it slowly over time and do backstitching as a sub-hobby of my to true hobby which is world-building. I like learning lots of stuff like this and slowly moving up the tech tree and learning why things are the way they are.
>>34426535im not autistic or have any mental issues, i am transftm if that is relevant, but ultimately it is just all physical stuff regarding the vagina being touched/seen as something i have zero interest in.
>>34426522>>34426516It's just a wemdy's one. Just chives n sour cream. I really didn't want fries, and I wanted the burger to be more like a salad on a bun. They sure delivered on that.
>>34426509>How is your caturday night?I had sex, and now I'm naked, eating ice cream, and watching The Good Place.
>>34426540That sounds unusual and I have never made a comment like that to a woman.
>>34426542>Transgay>Won't give blowjobsDoomed to failure.
>>34426542>im not autistic or have any mental issues>i am transftmLMAO
Whitebros, how did they find out our secret?
>>34426542>im not autistic or have any mental issues>i am transftm
>>34426544Ooh, good taste, how deep? The show, not the sex. I thought the concept might get stale, but they somehow kept it fresh and exciting and funny every season.
>>34426549Brokeass using temu
>>34426547im not delusional, ftm x a male wouldnt be gay but still straight.
>>34426556This is so funny
>>34426556Please tell me you aren't far along in the process. You can stop before it's too late.
>>34426556>transphobic gay ftm who doesn't give headYeah I don't think a relationship is in your future.
Femanons:If you were an actress on a TV show and you got pregnant, would you rather your character be written out temporarily or have the pregnancy written into the story?
>>34426560She's a lost cause bro
Is it time to return to monke?
>>34426565always
>>34426541>im not autistic or have any mental issues>i am transftmSo that was a lie
>>34426563You forgot the "always be carrying a box or sitting behind a desk" option.
>>34426563Write me out. I don’t want to do deal with some twins coming on stage like full house.
>>34426561do you think a "non transphobic" "gay" ftm would have a better chance by trying to get with a 100% gay man? you are out of touch with reality
>>34426536That makes a lot of sense, because caffeine has both energized me and made me sleepy depending on how much I consume/when I consume it. Very cool!
>>34426566I knew it was a matter of time since punch the monkey went viral.
>>34426563Write me out.If I were to star in a slice of life then pregnancy arc would be inevitable. Anything else would not flow.
>>34426543Ohh, by working I thought you meant cooking. Wendys potatoes are pretty good though!
>>34426567wot
>>34426567>>34426542Fail , I replied to the wrong post too.
>>34426578They could just keep filming because it would be impossible to tell you were pregnant.
>>34426533>what brewskisBuzzballs and beer>>34426525Never tried it to be desu
>>34426553This is my wife's first time watching it. We're still on season 1.
>>34426583That too. Maybe fat acceptance arc.
>>34426585Ahh, so you've seen it before. Favorite character? I could never get enough of Michael.
>>34425070Women:Would you ever consider dating a man who stutters? I stutter severely and feel like I'm less than human because of it, and have never summoned the courage to talk to a woman.
>>34426584It's good. Basically an selection of stews eaten with this weird (but tasty) spongy flatbread.
>>34426574Yeah and it wont make you less tired if you have to stay up late but it can help you from getting MORE tired. I think.
Girls, would you be impressed if a guy had a really high end TV with a nice surround sound system? Would you like to come over and watch movies and TV shows with him?
Jacking off time
>>34426591Take your time anon
>>34426567>>34426582the whole trans thing is a physical disorder more than it is mental,
>>34426591I had an uncle who stuttered, but he wouldn't stutter when he sang, and he was really into music. I'm not a girl but I'm just saying that.
Women, what are you like and what do I require for you to be happy inside my home?
>>34426596What's on the menu tonight?
>>34426591Ski bi da bo bap bo deddly do ba do bap ba do bo
>>34426595Only if the blankets were just as comfy
>>34426600Or like a guy's home in general.
>>34426602Stuff I saved but didn't have the time to jack it to
>>34426604Of course. I am a big cinephile so I'd love to show some of my favorite movies to a girl who's never seen them before.
>>34426602black futa x loli probably
I keep hearing the words in my head as I read and it's slowing me down, curse my internal monologue. I need to absorb the words as visual information.
>>34426590>Favorite character? I could never get enough of Michael.While I'm always a sucker for Ted Danson, I have always been drawn to Eleanor and her character arc, and not just because I have a crush on Kristen Bell. It's so good that it honestly made me ship a BMWF couple. The way she grows and wants to be a better person, not just for herself, but for everyone around her too.
Is this a good first photo for my hinge account or should I choose a photo where it's sunny outside?>>>/soc/34946340
Women, how do you protect yourself?
>>34426612>black futa x loli probably
>>34426615Oh for sure. Her Bed Bath & Beyond flashback killed me. Both in a "that's too funny" way and a "that's too real" way. It's wild how much she changes over the course of the show, they nailed her arc.
>>34426605The guy I like should be there, in >his house. Depends on what to do because I have to work to earn my living.
>>34426345>would you date a woman that posts slutty picsNo. No exceptions. I also wouldn't date a woman who sent nudes.
>>34426617looking good bro
>>34426537It's gross. You pee out of there. Also cum looks gross to me.Even when I am ovulating and stuff I mostly think about just making out and caressing, not really sex.
>>34426533How am I lame?What Britney hate?
I never thought I'd ask this not as an insult. But how's being a whore going?
>>34426617You look gay
>>34426623What about apartment?Also:>Depends on what to do because I have to work to earn my living.What?
>>34426617I think you need multiple pictures and this is a good one for the middle or end.
>>34426618I have sunscreen.And my axe.
>>34426625Thanks. I'll use it then>>34426632Because I don't have a supercuts hair cut and I'm not wearing a sonic t shirt?
>>34426537This kind of stuff is proof positive of how horrendous porn has been to society. In the space of 50 years, oral has gone from being sodomy to seen as "normal" or even obligatory. Pornsick subhumans, all of them.
>>34426631Bump. Also curious.
>>34426540This sounds like the plot of an anime not something that happens to a real woman so no I don't think this is an average experience.
>>34426634My 9-5 is very portable.That is another kind of dwelling area that could house >his body. I don't think there would be different requirements.
>>34426641Oral sex is literally alluded to in the Song of Solomon
>>34426631Do we have whores? Why do you think there are whores here? They're on backpages and too busy for your small cock.
>>34426645Oh, you work-from-home or something? That's cool.
>>34426649Work from car, but yes.
>>34426646>song of solomon>this shit againUh huh. A couple atheist gooners reading their own meaning into it for their arts degree has precisely zero bearing on the historical understanding of Christian morality. They do it specifically because they think it's funny and because they detest those exact teachings.
>>34426649She does doordash. She's effectively unemployed.
>>34426652>unemployed4k a month is just peasant money, eh crustworth?
>>34426650Wow. What do you do? Are you a tattoo artist?!
>>34426652>"Um, wasn't I supposed to get two burgers?">BV with ketchup and mustard all around her mouth: "No"
>>34426651I just don't think there's anything disgusting about a wife putting her husband's penis in her mouth.
>>34426654Never mind. Also the exclamation point was a typo.
>>34426653That's cool. At least you can listen to youtube or whatever.
>>34426652Sounds like a hustler to me
>>34426655Nah, I get the weird peoples orders. Clams, crab legs, vegan bullshit, like every protein bar
>>34426600I am a kind chungusI don't like sexism and racism. I think you probably lost already
>>34426656No fucking shit, retard. That's my point. That it takes only a few decades of pornsickness to create people who literally don't know any better.
>>34426591If he doesn't get annoyed with me trying to guess what he's trying to say sure>>34426631I tried it for a couple years but I'm kind of over it. More work than it's worth.
>>34426660Yep, youtube playlists all day. Sometimes a podcast.
>>34426664>This guy thinks the victorians weren't doing oral
>>34426667He probably doesn't want the image of victorian oral habits burning his retinas.
>>34426664Look if you were talking about anal sex I'd agree with you, but there's nothing unsafe about oral sex, and I don't think there's anything degrading about it unless you make it that way. I think it's a perfectly acceptable way for people to show their love.
The "suck dick is satanic" poster just hasn't met the right dick.
>>34426666Nice quads. Yeah, you seem pretty knowledge savvy. I do the same thing.
Twins sharing my dih
>>34426672Might be true some of them are pretty gnarly looking and smell funny
>>34426678I'm being attacked.
Gender, do you want to see the Backrooms movie?
I hear a choir in the wind
need femanon to rub aloe on my sunburn
>>34426683Nah nigga we INNA BACKROOMShttps://youtu.be/ftaXMKV3ffE
>>34426670>I don't think there's anything degrading about it unless you make it that wayOur culture doesn't but that isn't universal. The ancient Romans thought oral sex was inherently humiliating and didn't think it was appropriate to expect your wife to do it. They also considered raping prepubescent boys a private matter as long as they were your slaves though, so why would you care what they thought?
>>34426683No, but my friend's wife wants to see it and he hates horror movies so she's trying to get me to go.
>>34426676Uh, thanks.It depends on the subject. Sometimes I research obscure things.
>>34426653I lie on the internet too
>>34426667Degenerates have always existed. How accepted their behavior is by society as a whole varies with time. In the early 19th century, it was literally a capital offense in some jurisdictions.>>34426670That's not the argument I was making. I'm not going to convince you to stop being a sodomite any more than you're going to convince me it's le normal. I said no more or less than the verifiable fact that the social view of oral has gotten far more permissive in a relatively short timespan, directly coinciding with widespread availability of porn.
>>34426653$48,000 per year minus expenses is basically peasant money, yeah.
>>34426689They DID seem to heavily frown on it but they did seem to consider it also a private matter.
>>34426683Sure.
>>34426683FI did not know this was a thing.>Kane is directing>A24I'd see it if someone asked me to go or watch it when it comes to streaming.
genderare you stalking anyone?
>>34426690>"Thanks for coming with me, my husband is too much of a wimp to go to horror movies. Oops I spilled some popcorn on you, I'll just brush it off your lap... huh? Did you sneak a Monster can in here in your pants? Oh my, that's not a can..."
>>34426690Are you going to noclip into her pussy after?
>>34426701No.
>>34426701MYeah you
>>34426705I knew it
>>34426709I know when you are sleeping I know when you're awake
>>34426696That's basically twice what I make
>>34426701The anon reading this.
>>34426545>That sounds unusual i know right. that's why i'm not really sure what it is >>34426591of course. btw i heard some really good advice for people who stutter is to sort of sing what you're saying all the time, because you don't stutter when you sing. i think the same thing happens when you yell or try to make your voice breathy so maybe try making the voice come from your belly/even lungs instead of your throat? when you get nervous it affects your throat/neck muscles the most, the whole area tenses up and gets dry and makes non-stutterers stutter temporarily so maybe try thinking of it as a body awareness thing instead of just something you're cursed with forever. there are ways to treat it anon
>>34426613Neighbours around me in a large perimeter hear my loud internal monologue. It’s not torturous for me but for them and I feel super bad about it. I’m not joking.
>>34426713Me?
I'm always suspicious of people who try to blow my dick right out the gate.
>>34426701MKinda
>>34426712Stop working part-time at Walmart then.
Bowser has a son? The lore continues to develop. Who is the mother?
>>34426638Should I have a photo of me outdoors as the first one?
>>34426701F, no
>>34426719Not really.
That buzz ball was kinda mid
>>34426726Peach obviously
>>34426701does checking someone's discord tag in the 4chan archives anytime i get a request count?
>>34426727It's gotta be something, ya know.
>>34426733sorta
>>34426721I'll blow your dick into the next county, buddy.
>>34426700I think I'm actually going to go out of my way to see this one. It looks cool.
>>34426731Premixed cocktails usually are ime
>>34426736I suppose I can make an exception
>>34426730Oh ok phew
Women, which website would you be most afraid of me finding you on if I was stalking you? Hypothetically speaking of course.
>>34426734I'm confused
>>34426744Not quite sure. I mostly use apps.
>>34426724This is "full time at a dentist's office" money. I should be making more as a caregiver but I'm kind of doing someone a favor.
I wonder if she knows...
WomenYou are a communist agitator (lol what year is it?). You brother tells you to your face he would happily join the white terror and execute you of it got to that point. How do you feel?
>>34426744i don't use websites that require identity but it wood be pretty funny to see someone read my post history here
>>34426755What apps?>>34426751You need a WOW pic. It MIGHT even be able to be a bad pic as long as it leads them to check out your better pics. This is my thinking.
>>34426759say nothing and shoot him. can't kill me if ur dead lol
>>34426757I’m pretty sure she does in my case.
>>34426764Why do you think so?
>>34426744Finding me in the archives I guess?There's nothing else out there like yeah my deviantart and Facebook from 15+ years ago are pretty cringe but not fear inducing.
>>34426762What's a good wow pic?
>>34426766Her sudden change in behavior.
>>34426769Sucking your own dick
>>34426769I did a picture once where I looked like I was getting ready to jump out a window and die and I got more likes after
>>34426767If >she ever found my Deviantart account I’d probably jump
>>34426744You personally? Anything that would doxx me. Someone irl, if they could read my full posting history here.
>>34426774Were you "jumping" backwards? How would they see your face?
Women how would you feel if your boyfriend/husband got a tattoo?
>>34426784He already has a bunch and plans to get more. I'm not a fan but it's his body and it's not that big of a deal.
>>34426776I just made art I wasn't liking porn like you you weirdo>>34426784Well is it good or is it stupid/poorly done?
>>34426790What's a good and bad tattoo to you
>>34426784Idc
>>34425080welcome back.
>>34426784>he can get another tattoo.
>>34426791This is too complicated to explainIf it's good I don't care and I'll compliment itIf it's bad I don't care and I'll lovingly make fun of him unless it's really bad and something that's out of character for him. That might make me see him differently.
>>34426767my ex found a bunch of my old posts one time
>>34426796what, did moist have some adverse response to his last tat?
>>34426800How does someone find your posts? Your writinf habits?
>>34426804I think bad people bully him when he wears too low of a V neck. It sort of casts a contoured boob shape. I like seeing a bit of his shoulder-chest tat.
>>34426813Is it because of the boob shape or because it's basic as fuck?
>>34426817I think it's because of the boob shape.
>>34426806...I was name fagging and I accidentally mentioned the name I was using one time and she immediately checked the archives
>>34426819Based channer
>>34426821good thing it wasn't anything too embarrassing, it just made her jealous
>>34426781The pose I settled on was sort of a moving forward in momentum but looking back at the camera with the framing a little high and angled so that it looked like a far fall.
Sleepy bread
>>34426827when I sat on the window facing the camera even when leaning I looked too stationary, i need to cause a feeling of concern to get their attention
Just deleted all my porn
>>34426828gn
putting myself in danger to make >her stare at me
I need a girlfriend who's always down to do some illegal shit no questions asked
>>34426836Like?
>>34426832You want a medal or something?
>>34426832Healthy people have sex, not porn.
>>34426840Some of us are just trying to get by, don't judge.
>>34426832nice
>>34426837Sailing to Antarctica. Smoking meth. Hijacking cargo trucks. Pet lion in our basement.
>>34426840Define healthy
>>34426846Unnecessary suffering is wrong. Don't lock lions in basements.
>>34426846>Sailing to Antarctica. Hell fucking no. Equator or bust.>Smoking meth. Gross>Hijacking cargo trucks.Could be fun>Pet lion in our basement.No. Anaconda plz.
>>34426832how many Tera (or Peta) bytes?
>>34426849Dude I'll take him for walks. I'm not abusive.
>>34426856They are kind of lazy...
>>34426854This made me check the size of my porn folder and it's only 5 gig, I'm basically a monk.
>>34426857They tend to outweigh average humans so this guy will enjoy arm day everyday since apex predators require enrichment or they are destructive.
I've never had a porn folder in my life
>>34426862same, thats way too far gone
>>34426858Not bad at all.5GB, but probably high rez pics/videos, so it's probably bloated, y'know?
>>34426860I guessed 400lbs. Anon said walk >him. Google says male lions are 350-550lbs.
>>34426863>>34426862Same. I mean, I'd collect dick pics that were handed to me. But dedicate a folder? From random downloads? Nah.
>>34426863>>34426862M or F?
I’m going to text her in 6 hours. With absolutely no context, what should I send her?
>>34426871Your penis
>>34426865Yeah the dudes at the gym shooting roids should switch to owning a lion.
>>34426868M
>>34426868f
>>34426871Ask her if she sees it
>>34426871The entire bee movie script
>>34426871ask her if she knew they made it illegal for adds to play way louder than what you were watching to try to get you to pay attention to them
>>34426871Send >her a picture that looks like you're about to running-swan-dive out the window like a cool anime character.
>>34426875No shit
>>34426867>I'd collect dick pics that were handed to me. But dedicate a folder?You save them into your regular pictures folder? That's unseemly.
>>34426871Unironically your feelings but expect it to fall flat on your face
Women really need to FEEL the urgency of your love.
>>34426876Is that a merchant
>>34426882No, they go into downloads too.
>>34426887I would move it to a folder in documents to prevent errors.
>>34426887I wonder if I'm in there.
>>34426881stop seething little coomer, you might pop your dick vein
>>34426885Yeah.
>>34426884no, we know, we don't care
>>34426891Women don't have a sex drive so I don't expect you to have a folder. That's like saying you drink water, duh of course you do
>>34426889I went back and deleted a lot. So I'm not sure now.
Women would you feel if your man was looking at old pictures of you and told you you were hotter when you were younger
>>34426894is that supposed to be a jab?
>>34426893
>>34426899No. There's just no point in you stating the obvious
>>34426898Dump him for being a nonce.
gn anons, dont let the bedbugs bite
>>34426896How many dicks were in there at most?
>>34426902Are you like 19
>>34426898I'd tell him he'd be hotter if he had a yacht.
>>34426901you'd be cuter if you weren't such a gooner too
>>34426911I have no other choice unless you want me to cut my balls off and get on tranny drugs to kill my libido
>>34426905night
>>34426912whatever happened to filling your head with better things
>>34426827Can you post it? I’m trying to do it rn but I just look silly lol
I'm gonna be 25 soon and then I'll have a fully formed prefrontal cortex so I can't get groomed by a hot MILF anymore. Damn.
>>34426915It's not something you can just replace with "other things" it's like needing to eat
>>34426918It's over.
you wouldnt believe the days ive had
>>34426919and yet there's people that can go days without eating
>>34426921You okay?
>>34426784Cool.
>>34426922Again I don't expect you to understand as a woman as you do not have such a drive. But it's something that needs satiating
I am a vulnerable little shota in a world of evil female predators
>>34426744I don’t care
>>34426927You niggas are so cringe
What if she’s as stressed out about me as I am about her?
I am a exist because of Naval Research Laboratory. I am an intellectual weapon born to destroy the communists. I am nothing but a scientist crossbred with a smart athlete to make a weapon.
>>34426898I'd just leave and ghost.
>>34426926no it doesn't, there's plenty of men that don't jerk off or watch porn or have to use insane willpower to keep their libido in check
>>34426931Bro's a Pacifista from One Piece
>>34426934Yes because they're eunuchs and closer to women than men
>>34426933when people ask questions here they generally mean everyone except namefags, especially ugly onesplease fuckoffWomen, what is the ideal location for a 2nd date? assuming nothing came up in the 1st one
>>34426936imagine having to come up with so many copes to justify why you're so gross instead of just not doing that
>>34426595I don’t care, I use the my phone or laptop. But I’ll come over, no scary or depressing movies
>>34426617My type DAAAAAAA
>>34426938I have to do that though. 95% of men have to jerk off or fuck something because they're men
>>34426937Nah, you ask a question for everyone of the oposite gender, especially the ugly ones such as your own genus.And usually you can infer if you actually gather information on your date like you're supposed to.
>>34426923No im very tired and overwhelemd
>>34426935I am a defective weapon.
>>34426937Museum and restaurant. Every woman is a namefag you don’t know, you little cunt
>>34426941no, thats not true, thats a made up claim you tell yourself to feel like your disgusting habits are a sign of your masculinity and virility and not your unrefined addicted self
>>34426930She isn't
>>34426940Oh really? I am looking for a gf currently, which is why I was asking for some advice on setting up my hinge account lol. What are you like or what are some of your interests?
>>34426948That is true. Men have sexual urges and appetites, that's how it is and how it's always been
>>34426952no, you do, stop conflating your experience with that of all men just because it makes you feel like you belong and it's ok to indulge in your degeneracy
>>34426930She is.
>>34426930Unlikely.
>>34426951Whats your locaysh though
>>34426953So you don't think men have sexual urges. If anyone's conflating anything it's you for projecting your femininity onto all men. I'm like the rest of men and this is how I get it out
locaysh
>>34426958no, I'm saying your end stage goonerism isn't what the average man experiences and is not a sign of you being healthy but of you having gone off the deep end
>>34426960And what about it
>>34426963It's not "end stage" goonerism I could be way worse. I have a big collection not a fucked up one. I can't satisfy it any other way so this is the next best thing
>>34426944What happened?
>>34426956West coast, US. That's all I'll say for now lol
>>34426941You don't have to jerk off. You guys just like letting your dicks make your decisions for you because you're lazy.
>>34426965be a gooner if you must but don't try to twist it as you being full of vril and that this is an expression of your outstanding male energy, it's not, it's a symptom of disease, thats like an obese woman claiming her fat flabs are a sign of her intense femininity and sensuality
>>34426972How's it not. Normal healthy men want to fuck things
>>34426973>normal healthy women have curves and like to eat yes in theory but you take a healthy thing and project it on to your excessive and unhealthy and sick habits and claim it's the same thing but even better since it's even more intense
>>34426975Never said it's better I said it's the next best thing. How's it "unhealthy and sick and excessive"
>>34426970Ah good luck then
>>34426971But we want to, and what's wrong with that?
>>34426976yes you do by implying that your porn folder is a manifestation of your overflowing masculinity, which is so natural and based but you're in too deep to see it for what it is, which makes this conversation pointless, so consider it over
Men when we remodel the bathroom can we make it archeology themed
>>34426980I never said it's overflowing I said it's how I satiate it. If you only have instant noodles then that sucks but when it's all you have then you're gonna eat it
>>34426982Hell yeahLet's put an outline of dino bones in the wall
>>34426982Which culture(s)
>>34426982You reminded me of this bathroom I saw in a /diy/ abominations thread years agoHow would that look
>>34426987>dino bonesNigga...
>>34426988NTA but I have a weird drawing toward near eastern archaeology. Elamites are very fascinating to me. It's so interesting to me that civilizations were functioning 6000 years ago. We as people will likely hardly experience 70 years.
>>34426990This is non negotiable.
>>34426989nta but how is that an abomination? it's perfect minus the weirdly placed toilet and that tacky flamingo
>>34426982Only if we're expecting babies soon.
Chicken Tendies, Fingies, or Nuggies?> winrar
>>34426987Yea like cool tiles with fossils too >>34426989No that looks not very clean
>>34426997Tendies for sure
>>34426994I'm not a contractor or anything but I thought it looked funny and they said it would grow mold like a motherfucker or something and be impossible to clean
>>34426994>it's perfectMold spore hands
>>34426996I’m not doing renovations while pregnant are you crazy
>>34426998I mean how would you style it lol, that was just a thing you reminded me of
>>34427000>>34427001only if you're dumb
>>34426977You as well
I don't understand how other women excuse such horrific behavior that majority of men exhibit.If a guy is a bad person I immediately get ick'd
>>34427003That plant bathroom? I would gut it, you can’t even mop the floor right
>>34427002That's what contractors are for, silly.
>>34427008And where are we going to stay
>>34427006You've clearly never been in love.
>>34427007No lol I just wanted to show you that bathroom because you reminded me of it and I thought it was ridiculous. I mean how would you style YOUR bathroom
>>34427004Explain how you think you're cleaning that rock, smart guy.
>>34427006what is and isn't bad behavior is very much up for personal interpretation, so you might find something a guy did bad but his wife thinks it's no big deal most people don't put up with what they personally think is bad behavior even if you'd never put up with that specific thing, there's a handful of people that put up with stuff that does give them the ick but thats usually people that have no other choice (other than being single), or they don't know about the bad behaviorthere's also the option of compromising where something someone does isn't ideal but it's tolerable, so you file it under "flawed human being"what exactly do you have in mind when you say "bad behavior"?
>>34427010I think I am in love right now. But he is not a bad person. A bit awkward and shy, but he's a nerd.But I have gone on many dates and cut them off on within the first 2 because the signs were so obvious. Like I have only dated 2 guys passed the second date.
>>34427010Oh yea... until he gets the urge to crush your head in.> CAW
>>34427009In the house? We'll just use the other bathroom.
>>34427012soap and a brush, some vinegar if there's hard water buildup, spray some bleach if there's a need to disinfect stuff
>>34427015>what exactly do you have in mind when you say "bad behavior"?Literal sexism/misogyny and violent rhetoric. Rude/bullying behavior. Etc. All the women I knew who dated these guys have had relationships end horrifically.Sharing a screenshot of a post I saw on twitter that also exemplifies this.
>>34427019You're going to take the time to scrub that thing down often enough to stop it from becoming a petri dish?
>>34427022trashy people will be trashy, nothing to be done about that
>>34427023yeah...? you don't have to scrub it more often than normal tiles and the plants are all in pots you can remove to clean I probably wouldn't put the small pebbles there but I feel like they were added just for the pic anyways
>>34426898They do look a little sad about the boobs but I'm not getting chunky again just for that.
what do you think about as you fall asleep?
>>34427028lots of random things, like the day or tomorrow or something I've read, but ultimately I do a tinitus meditation and drift off
>>34427022This might be happening with my cousin. She met a guy while she was pregnant who's a massive dirtbag. The guy's sister said he was a pedophile (maybe as a joke? Because he's like a decade older than my cousin. I wasn't there when it was said) He's also friends with a convicted pedo.
>>34427026>you don't have to scrub it more often than normal tilesBruh it's clearly a porous rock, it's going to retain water much more than tile, and tile can just be mopped/wiped down because it's smooth. Which brings us to the tile in the pic which is also full of nooks and crannies that need detail cleaning.
>>34427028Fantasize about my darling.
>>34427028Whatever the hypnogogic hallucinations bring me.
>>34427033there's plenty of natural rock tiles like marble, you can just seal it with a sealant and also, it's a shower, not a surgery room, you'll be fine
>>34427036Except that's not polished marble though
Mint oreos, milk, and Donnie Darko type of night
>>34427037except why are you so neurotic?
>>34427039And then there's YOU, you've changed
>>34427041people sometimes do that, yes
>>34427043I approached you like you were the same, but soon it was obvious that a new name was required
>>34427039People don't like mold and mildew in their bathrooms. It's not neuroticism. There's a reason people don't put random rocks in the wettest room in the house.
Have you ever worn socks during sex because you didn’t want to admit that your feet stank?
>>34427044stop lyrics posting at me, weirdo
>>34427038For me, spooky vids on YT, and freezing cold chill from bedroom window.Complete dark and silence.
>>34427047No, everyone I've fucked was well aware that my feet stank.
>>34427046you and miseryposter should fuck
>>34427047No, but I have kept them on when I didn't bother to cut my nails for a few days too long.
>>34427051I'm open to it. How's her head game?
>>34427016What are some of the things you consider red flags?
>>34427054probably miserable since she will be thinking about your dick bacteria giving her pimples around the mouth the whole time
>>34427047I always wear socks unless I'm in the shower.
I'd lock her in a dungeon 2bh
Women, why is it that angry men make you wet? Is this some sort of survival adaptation? Please explain yourselves.
>>34427065we've been over this countless times, figure it out yourself
>>34427065Nag but it signals confidence and dominance. If you're tall and attractive of course. Nobody's turned on by manlet rage.
>>34427067I'm sorry I haven't been in this thread for a while, please explain and you will have my thanks>>34427068Manlet rage being a turnoff is a given, but anger even from an attractive person should still be a deterrent shouldn't it?
>>34427051NTAmiserychan is F?
>>34427072obviously
>>34427072>doesn't know if F>uses -chan anyway
>>34427071anger isn't all equal, there's righteous anger and there's pathetic anger so it very much depends on the circumstances and who's angry as well as how they express that anger
>>34427065Anger doesn't do it for me I kind of shut down if it's not directed at me. I do sort of like when they refuse to back down because they know they're in the right like they are angry but that's not the hot part it's the forcefulness and commitment. Passion for what it is they're angry about not the anger itself. Like a guy being pissed off because the doordasher stole his food isn't attractive. It's a valid reaction lol but it isn't arousing.
I want a gf so bad
>>34427075>>34427076huehuehue
>>34425079I wish I had a gf like the elite cheerleader
Great now the horny Jeet is gonna spam about her constantly too
>>34427087based
Why do american women only sound sexy in the south?
>>34427081>if it's not directed at meI thought it was implied in my prompt that the anger would be directed at the foid in question.I have always thought it was a weird phenomenon. Its prevalent enough to even spawn its own archetype of women (brats) that specifically fish for that kind of reaction.>I do sort of like when they refuse to back down because they know they're in the right>the hot part it's the forcefulness and commitmentInteresting, thank you for your input
>>34427091>it was implied in my prompt that the anger would be directed at the foid in questionlmfaoif a hole is turned on by getting scolded, you spotted the anxiously attached and insecure one
>>34427047Knee-high or thigh-high socks
Is sydney sweeney hot in christie?
Which one looks the best?I'm leaning on grey or orange, but maybe white looks nice too.
growing more suicidal each day because all of my romantic relationships and my current one have been really unbearable and I feel so tired of everything..i've told him i've felt suicidal in the past over my life in general and he shuts down over it.
>>34427107what did you expect, it's not exactly a problem he can solve, or did you expect him to expend his mental energy to justify not only his own existence but yours too.
>>34427109thanks for your perspective
>>34427104I have no idea wtf this is
>>34427113airpod cases, anyway, just help me pick a color.
>>34427114greyorange is too clashy and white is going to not look pristine too fast
>>34427103trick question, she is always hot.
>>34427115yeah, I was leaning on grey too, thanks.
State genderWould you rather be homeless in a big city, or own a house in a shitty little town?
I tried drinking the last 3 weeks to stop being sad and all it did was make me feel like I’m dying and sadder than I was before
>>34427121F, little towns aren't shitty at all, so obviously that
>>34427121MShitty town, homelessness sucks, wtf is this question
>>34427121Shitty in what way, like a lot of black people shitty, or just no costco shitty.
>>34427122not every coping method works for everyone, duh
>>34427126Shitty as in there are zero opportunities and absolutely nothing to do
>>34427122What did you think was gonna happen
>>34427123The town in this hypothetical is shitty, so learn how to read please
>>34427128I'll take the house.
>>34427130having to get in the car to get groceries and not having a cinema doesn't make a place shit to live in in any way, it makes it peaceful and quiet
>>34427123>>34427125>>34427126>>34427131>>34427133This is the problem with humanity. People are so afraid of experiencing even just a little bit of short term suffering that they would rather just take cheap dead end comfort over a little bit of hardship.
>>34427135you dumb? there's literally not a single downside to a house in a peaceful little town and there's nothing but downsides to being homeless in a big cityare you trying to romanticize you living on the streets in delhi or what?
>>34427135Homelessness is not a "little bit" of discomfort nor did you say it was temporary or how long it'd last. Plus you can always move out of the town if we're bending rules
>>34427129That I would have a good time and forget about being sad
>>34427133>T. Has never lived in a backwater redneck shithole
>>34427135>just a little bit of homelessness, as a treat :)
>>34427136>not a single downside to a house in a peaceful little townexcept for the fact that you will live and die in complete monotonous obscurity, and not know a single person or have any meaningful experience for your entire life>>34427137>nor did you say it was temporary or how long it'd lastthe only way is up if you have nothingthe tiniest bit of comfort can imprison a human forever
>>34427141Did you just drink alone
>>34427135If it's an American city it's a bigger shithole than any American small town could ever be. Having land that's mine is worth the trade. I would literally prefer that to an equal plot of land in a metro area.
>>34427142I'm living there right now and I wouldn't trade it for anything else, we don't even have a single shop here, not even a gas station
>>34427144>and not know a single person or have any meaningful experience for your entire lifeAre you an agender human who's never left Manhattan? Be honest.
>>34427146>Having land that's mine is worth the tradeWhat are you gonna do with it?
>>34427144Nigga you cannot move anywhere if you have nothing and smell like shit all the time. If the town is shitty then yeah I'm leaving
>>34427144>not know a single person or have any meaningful experience for your entire lifethe fuck are you on about? this is some crazy bait
>>34427149Describe it and I'll tell you.
>>34427145Yeah
>>34427147You ain't
>>34427144>anon trying THIS hard to romanticize leaving his comfy little home town to live a shit life in the city
>>34427150>Nigga you cannot move anywhere if you have nothing and smell like shit all the timeExcept you quite literally can...You have legs.Buses are cheap.Subways are cheap.
>>34427153Retard.
>>34427121FI’ve been homeless. Owning any house is better
>>34427155Yes. I would rather suffer in a place that has opportunities than be comfortable in a black hole.
>>34427154get some better bait idiot
>>34427161What opportunities do cities have that a homeless person could have access to other than wildlife encounters with the North American Pavement Ape?
Should female fighters have gridboys in speedos?
>>34427156Cheap until you have 0 dollars to your name. I'm a city slicker but you're a total retard
>>34427161what opportunities? most people I know that live here just commute 15 mins to work, work from home or are sahms, they don't lack opportunities at all, except maybe if you mean the opportunity to attend a gay bug party every night or get exploited by some finance tech bro CEO to do his job for him for a fraction of the salary
>>34427170No one with an IQ above 80 is too poor to ride the subway. You ask any human around you for three dollars to ride the subway they'll give it you.
>>34427160story?
>the homeless beggar tranny that got disowned and kicked out by mom and dad genuinely trying to act like his way of living is superior kek
>>34427168Meeting people. Making connections.
>>34427182Lol
Girls, what are your thoughts on Rumi's design?
>>34427180>>34427155Which one is it? Make up your mind.
>>34427182lmao even
>>34427177lollmao
>>34427186those aren't mutually exclusive idiot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tApenblawog&list=PLozvbwBwPxyBLD6y-y1c7nlzjlKkwUThi
>>34427177You overestimate people's generosity. You'd be a terrible bum btw real ones just jump the turnstiles.
>>34427195Good point. That's also an option.
>>34427180But where is xe posting from? State your gender and guess.
>>34427200MSan Fran
>>34427178My parents were violently abusive, they would take any drug and as much as possible all the time. I ran away when my dad killed my mom, I was homeless for 4 years. Fuck them both i hope they suffer
>>34427185Who is Rumi and what is the design
>>34427200MObviously New York from the fixation on subways.
>>34427200F, minneapolis
>>34427204Did the homeless men rape you in the alleyways
I’m getting married in europe and it’s making me realize how much more attractive european women are than American women. If I weren’t loyal, I would be very tempted to cheat desu
>>34427212your poor wife, leave the spanish women alone with your disgusting lustful burger thoughts
My gf left me 8 months ago, I used to never drink, smoke, or have soda and in the past 8 months I've had at least 30 drinks, smoked 20 times, and have had 40 cans of soda. I'm a wreck
>>34427214Acktuallly im in germany
>>34427216That's nothing you little bitch
>>34427217even worse, keep your greasy eyes away from the milk maids
>>34427220How are my eyes greasy when I’m thin THOUGH
>>34426793I never left>>34426629Soz was just in a mood lol>>34427216You can always stop again>>34427205Nta but she's from kpop demon hunters lol>>34427178Miffyyyy>>34427121>would you rather be homeless or own a house GEE I WONDER
>>34427216>in the past 8 months I've had at least 30 drinks, smoked 20 times, and have had 40 cans of soda.Those are completely inconsequential amounts. I used to have 30 drinks and smoke 20 cigarettes like every two days.
>>34427222they are greasy from the slop you watch when you touch your diseased penis
>>34427220They've already been defiled though. Thoroughly ran through.
>>34427226crawl back into your rotten cum filled incel hole
State genderAre you grateful for what capitalism has provided humanity with?
>>34427225You wish you could touch my diseased penis
>>34427229F, lol, no
>>34427208No. But non homeless men wanted to “help” a lot.
>>34427228Am I wrong though? You know what goes down there.
>>34427216>40 cans of sodameasuring your grief in cans of soda is hilarious
>>34427223I don’t know what that is>>34427229
>>34427231Ur not grateful for having food clothes shelter and transport? those are big luxuries in a historical context
>>34426941>I just have to coooooom Get a hold of yourself man>>34426732She cannot be getting kidnapped this many times bruh...>>34426653>4k a month is just peasant moneyThis kills the european >>34426603I'M THE SCATMANrip a legend
>>34427238Naming things that have been common since forever
>>34427238no, I'd much rather have freedom and peace, the trade off isn't worth it at all
>>34427238She wants to live in a village without electricity or running water. I'm not joking this is her actual fantasy
>>34426540>telling me i should try makeup or wear different clothes or change my hairstyle or add more accessoriesWtf, screw them lol. Dress however you want
>>34427230I hope she finds out who you really are and divorce rapes you
How do I stop killing myself over the fact that I’m a complete failure? I’m in my early 30s, single, living alone, working a comfortable but completely soulless WFH job, with barely any real friends outside of a few colleagues. I used to have hobbies like fishing, hiking, and Gunpla, but I dropped all of them.Meanwhile, my older brother is 39, a C-level partner at a big accounting firm, has tons of friends, has always been confident and alpha, and is now engaged with a baby on the way. My sister is more like me personality-wise, but she’s attractive, academically smart and social. She got a scholarship to Harvard, now works at a top accounting firm in the UK as a regional manager, has a house, a husband, and just had a baby too.And then there’s me. The youngest, always the most awkward. Not blessed with looks like my siblings. Growing up, I used to have friends but preferred staying home and gaming. Now even gaming feels empty. I look at my life and genuinely don’t see a future beyond this draining 9–5 and being alone.
>>34427237It's an animated movieIt's the most watched Netflix movie of all time lol, surprised you never heard of it desu >>34427244>live in a village without electricity or running waterLiterally just why>>34427224Nta but I think the quantity matters less, moreso the motivation. If he's doing it as a form of emotional regulation/because he's upset then that's worth addressing
>>34427249every family needs a failure for balance, accept your lot in life
>>34427249Me too but I'm in a worse position. I'll just kill myself when my mother dies.
>>34427249Don't compare yourself to your siblings lol that gets you nowhere.If you're able to live alone and have a comfy WFH job that already puts you in a better position than the vast majority of people. Hopefully you can get some therapy or something and start doing some hobbies and social activities again. Godspeed What work do you do btw
>>34427249You should move to a city and be homeless thereNever know what could happen
>>34427253>every family needs a failure for balanceLoser uncs, stay winning Laterz>>34427256>You should move to a city and be homeless thereRuin your life any% run
state gender and rank how prone you are for falling for each of these:>goonbait>ragebait>fearbait>engagementbait>joybait>crybait>consoombait>improovebait>pitybait>reproductionbait>schizobait>hustlebait>lazybait>scambait>lovebait
>>34427258MIdk wtf reproduction or schizo or lazybait is but I'm too apathetic to fall for any of this shit
>>34427253I know, but it's killing me inside.>>34427254Please don't say this. At least, you still have your mom. I have nobody. Parents live very far away from me and we barely keep in touch.>>34427255Salesforce dev>>34427256hmm
>>34427259you just fell for engagementbait though
>>34427261It's a measured reaction
>>34427262thats what everyone thinks that falls for any of those, thats how they get you
>>34427260Yeah but not forever. I've never had a job, I flunked out of high school, no skills or connections, there's not much else I can do. Objectively you're in a better situation you're stable.
>>34427266Incorrect. This thought already ran through my mind when I posted. I'm a professional shitposter. I can't be baited
>>34427269you're just trying to liebait me
>>34427271Don't think I don't see through your foolbaiting
>>34427260>salesforce devOh nice, I had a friend doing that also mostly wfh, the momey was pretty goodI guess you can always try transfer your dev skills/experience to a more interesting roleAlso talk to your momma>>34427267Sorry to hear it but I guess the silver lining is you've never needed to have a job lol. I also flunked out of school but have to wage
>>34427273I can smell the bantbaiting wafting from your posts from miles away
>>34427276Silly little smugbaiter I always slip through your nets
>>34427277careful or I will whip out the wormbait for sardines like you
>>34427279>Trying to mamabirdbait me
>>34427281open wiiide
>>34427282Fine you got me Aaaaaaaaa
>>34427283hehe, you got goodboybaited
>>34427285Mwah thank you
>>34427281>>34427282>>34427283what in the cringe...
>>34427287Got forbid a man has a little feathery fun
>>34427287god forbid a baiter posts cringebait in a dead thread
>>34427267How old are you?
>>34427274It's not much of a silver lining I'm basically in freefall and I'm gonna hit the pavement eventually. >>3442729323. I know it's young and I have all the time to fix myself and all that but I don't really have the drive nor the balls to get out there and I don't really know what I'd do with my time anyway.
I feel like lately I'm angry all the time. Im angry at my dogs, angry at my wife. Im angry at things people are doing at work. I stay awake and can't sleep sometimes because I am so angry. Its to the point now I don't even know what to do about it.
>>34427295Have you ever hit her
>>34427295thats what happens when you live a life that's the result of doing what you're "supposed" to do instead of what you wanted to do, the low level resentment, frustration and exhaustion from constantly having to play a role catches up to you
>>34427297No fortunately. I'm at least in control of that part. Never even gotten close to it yet, or with the dogs.
>>34427299You should it'll make you feel better
>>34427121MI would rather not be homeless.
>>34427257God I hate Mandy. FUCK Mandy
>>34427294You could always be homeless in a city and try getting inherited by a rich guy
>>34425070Ladies, which should I buy/play?>Dragon's Dogma 1 or 2>Farcry 5>Crimson Desert
>>34427251The only thing I’ve watched on Netflix is the Interview With the Vampire show. The first season is great
https://youtu.be/olp_hlc4vhE20 years ago
>>34427294>23. I know it's young and I have all the time to fix myself and all that but I don't really have the drive nor the balls to get out there and I don't really know what I'd do with my time anyway.I landed my first full time job at 26. You are not hopeless
>>34427306>tfw the show was good but had way too much gay shit
>>34425277Yeah
>>34427081>I do sort of like when they refuse to back down because they know they're in the rightYou sound like such a brat.
The Emperor neglects
>>34427308What were you doing before that. I have no experience in anything.
>>34427305Dragon’s Dogma 1 had flaws but is really good. 2 is fine, but runs like shit and might annoy you so much you’ll never finish it.Farcry 5 is good if you like milquetoast sandbox and like checking off things on a map.Crimson Desert is fun if you like playing with a second screen googling wtf to do
Do women like men who are into 3D modelling?
>>34427310Lestat was played so fucking good
>tfw have a job application scheduled to be emailed Monday morning (I work graveyard atm)Wish me luck!
>>34425134Spanish women are even bigger sluts if you can imagine. Be a decent husband though, you swore vows.
>>34427322Gl anin!
>>34427320Oh yeah, he was really good. Like I said, the show was good, but the long stretches of gay melodrama where nothing happens were too frequent imo
>>34427294You're not hopeless dude. I also didn't know what to do after dropping out of school at like 23/24 but worked some comfy reception desk jobs for years. There's always stuff out there you just gotta look (I'm applying to some jobs rn lol). Godspeed and hope you find something >>34427303>FUCK MandyShe'd be the one fucking you(Mandy best girl)>>34427306I've heard this is good lol>>34427322Gl my g
>>34427318If I'm being honest, I think I'm only really interested in CD because I liked Black Desert and it's combat. I'm hesitant to pull the trigger on CD because I hear mixed opinions on the combat and how it's more of a puzzle game than an action rpg.Never played the Farcry games, but 5 seemed pretty cool and the bad guy cult seemed fun.Might just pick up Dragons Dogma: DA and go through those games. I played 1 at a friend's house for a little bit back in the day and had fun.
>>34427329NTA, but I vividly remember Mandy being obnoxious as hell in that show. Don't get me started on her voice. Why do you like her?
state genderwhats the most expensive single piece of clothes you own?
>>34427303Really liked this show, Mandy did nothing wrong. The show sure made me feel funny at times though...
Women, name the last book you've read to prove you are not a weirdo.
>>34427333MMy jeans were 130 dollars
>>34427333MProbably whatever the most expensive piece of a suit is. Bought that shit for a work event instead of renting one, and it has only been worn once.
>>34427337damn, European girls are so beautiful. I wish there were more of them here in Mumbai
>>34427337God she is so pretty I'd fuck the shit out of her you have no idea. We'd be naked in bed fucking and I'd lock her in my embrace like a vice grip while thrusting and get her so insanely pregnant she'd probably have a near death experience when I'm nutting.
Ugly chuds don't get nice things.
>>34427337liber scivias
>>34427337Damn what the fuck, she looks like me if I was female.
>>34427337I hate women even more now.
>>34427333f, probably my hiking boots, they were like 240 bucks but my grandpa bought them for me and insisted, lolI probably own a few pieces that were expensive but I got them cheap at the thrift store, like yesterday I got an aigner wool and silk turtleneck for 5 and a tailor made evening gown for 20 bucks
>>34427337I love how many married chicks are into these books.
>>34427337She looks like she had casual sex.
>>34427360She looks like a woman?
Today is Easter. You are supposed to crack Easter eggs with family but ugly chuds don't get to have nice things.
>>34427361That's not it. The gaze, the facial expressions. You can see through her, you can infer her past.
>>34427360No shit
Diversity stole car just now.
>>34425134>he doesn't know about spanish womenI mean I understand, American women are bottom tier, but Spain ain't it.
I wish there was a game along the lines of Dark Souls or Skyrim that had interesting unarmed combat. It specifically has to be a game where unarmed combat is not the focus, since going hand to hand with everyone isn't as cool as roundhouse kicking a knight in the face. Elden Ring eventually got those Hand to Hand Art weapons which was a step in the right direction, but I just wish I could pull off some D&D Monk combat moves like grappling and suplexing fuckers.What is your current 'tism hyperfixation?
>>34427337At this point I consider women reading a red flag until proven otherwise.
>>34427369what counts as "proven otherwise"?
>>34427337"Men will fuck everything", women say, as they flick the bean thinking about vampire weredogs who drink their blood, read smut involving men buttfucking each other, and have a billion-dollar industry dedicated to creating plastic penises of various animals.
>>34427368>What is your current 'tism hyperfixation?vibes
>>34427373Sometimes I get annoyed by men's portrayal of women but then I remember that JH exists and it immediately makes so much more sense.
>>34427375what counts as classics? you sure you wouldn't just label her as tryhard and performative if she liked the same books as you or think she probably doesn't even "get" them the way you do?
>>34427372If I see she reads things like classics
Is it a red or green flag if she likes Cormac McCarthy books?
>>34427383Idk I don't read
She reads romantasy about tall muscular wealthy princes making chubby BPD women their queens, and you're going to be surprised when she dumps you after cheating every weekend for the past six months?
>>34427383>inb4 rape fetish
>>34427378You're a tryhard or preformative if you only read those books to "appear" smart. We don't have to like the same classics either, its a wide genre. I personally think that you will get far more out of classic fiction than any other kind of reading.I'm not going to say genre fiction is a red flag either, but there's too much a chance she's only reading it because it's shilled on social media.
Im sure we have at least one Warhammer nerd in here, whats the name of the fucked up lil rat guy in fantasy. I think I'm gonna start reading his books but I can't remember his name.
>>34427391I don't know
>>34427388and my point is that you sound like the kind of guy that would label any girl reading any classics as performative because you'd assume she only does it to be "not like other girls">because it's shilled on social mediaand you read those classics because they are shilled on some canon reading list? I agree that most modern fiction is nothing but trash slop but somehow I feel like no matter what a girl reads, you'd always find a reason to rip her apart over it
Girl this girl that. Girl, you are tearing me apart.
>>34427391>fucked up lil rat guy in fantasy.There are a lot of Skaven out there, might need to be a little more specific.
I might be, no I am the ugliest man alive
>>34427392Dig deeper, I'm sure you know which skaven I'm talking about
>>34427396The one that keeps on fucking up and keeps on naming his franken rats the same thing. Uhhhh, he gave godrek(?) and felix a note at some pointI'm drawing a blank on the rest of his traitsHe eats a fat lady at the end of one book
my strategy has always been to pursue multiple goals at once, so you always have some successes somewherei didnt expect failure to surround me like this
>schizophrenic mom very sick>i take care of her send her a lot of money every month>been telling her to go to a hospital>refuses because schizophrenic>have a friend go over to her place to convince her>she goes>cancerous tumor on chest, lung infection, diabetes, heart disease>refuses treatment for everything>thinks ward is bugged>for the lung infection asks for a specific type of medication instead of what they prescribedit sounds funny but im so teary i cant help it. adjsdlkajwdoialwjdaq
>>34427385The decline of men approaching women functions like a political shock even when nobody frames it that way.It reshapes family formation. Fewer approaches mean fewer relationships, later marriages, lower birth rates, and accelerating demographic decline. That feeds directly into labor shortages, pension stress, immigration politics, and generational conflict. Governments can pass incentives but they cannot legislate attraction or courage.Second, it polarizes gender politics. Many women interpret non-approach as disinterest or resentment while many men experience it as rational risk avoidance shaped by social sanction, economic precarity, and fear of misreading norms. Each side builds narratives about the other and political movements harvest those grievances.Third, it weakens informal social trust. Approaching a stranger used to be a low-level civic act that trained people to tolerate rejection, ambiguity, and difference. When that disappears, people retreat into apps, algorithms, and identity-filtered spaces which harden group boundaries and reduce empathy.Fourth, it shifts power to platforms and institutions. Dating apps, HR departments, and legal frameworks mediate intimacy that used to be negotiated face to face. That concentrates cultural authority in systems optimized for liability management and profit, not human bonding.Finally, it produces downstream radicalization. Large populations of unattached men historically correlate with instability, withdrawal, or extremist politics. Most do not become violent but many disengage from civic life, work, and optimism itself which is politically corrosive.
>train women to be unattracted to 99.99999% of the men>blame men for not approaching
>>34427393>is that you sound like the kind of guy that would label any girl reading any classics as preformative You can assume anything you want about me. Plenty of men engage in the same preformative behaviour too. Unfortunately a lot of women have that reputation because you often DO suck at doing things just for yourselves or just because you like them. >"not like other girls"LARPing as a girl gamer is a better way of doing this>and you read those classics because they are shilled on some canon reading list?I read what interests me, and because genre fiction honestly bores me. I also prefer classics because, if I want to create something original (as much as that is possible), there's no point trudging through derivatives.> I feel like no matter what a girl reads, you'd always find a reason to rip her apart over itYou are entitled to feel what you want. It's a safe bet for me to assume most women will read romance slop and normie genre fantasy anyway, just as its a safe bet to assume most guys unironically enjoy sportsball. I'm not interested in the kind of woman who cares excessively what others think of her in the first place.
>>34427406so basically you blame women for all being npc gooner normies but if a man does the same thing then it's because he's an npc gooner normie and not because he's a man? how does that make any sense? how about you just say you don't like npc gooner normies instead of making this into a gender war thing for absolutely no reason?
>>34427405It has to be a conspiracy to lower the birth rates even if only temporarily.
>>34427409>so basically you blame women for all being npc gooner normies but if a man does the same thing then it's because he's an npc gooner normie and not because he's a man? Strange interpretation but no, I assume the majority of people are oversocialized "normies" by default, but the percentage of women who chose not to be herd animals and develop their individuality is smaller than the already tiny group of men who manage to do that.>how about you just say you don't like npc gooner normies instead of making this into a gender war thing for absolutely no reason?I've made my viewpoint pretty clear and balanced in my last post, but male normie behavior isn't at question here. Men aren't the ones who've disguised their pornography as "respectable literature" as women have. Me refusing to pretend that it's all equal and there's no differences between men and women is not "Making this into a gender war thing for absolutely no reason" but your posts sound like they are.
>>34427399Thanquol?
Getting a boyfriend is this easy, why are women itt still single? It just takes one photo
>>34427402Shit, that's awful.
I think it's a green flag when people read books, including popular booktok books, including romantasy smut, because any reading at all is still better than no reading.It's only a red flag when someone only praises their smut and can't laugh at how dumb it is. If you're reading a dumb book, then I expect you to make jokes about it when you tell me about it.
>>34427414There we go thats the bastard man I was looking for, thanks anon
Dating females is just not fun anymore when they all have the "impress me" mindset without offering anything in return. But men are in a shitty position because of hypergamy and will even put up with fugly bitches and fatties to not be alone and not be a "le incel".
>>34427419>because any reading at all is still better than no reading.There is no benefit to "reading for reading's sake".
>>34427420I have never heard of that character before.I literally just copied these two posts >>34427391 >>34427399 verbatim into google AI mode and it gave me that name.
>>34427424Maybe AI isn't so bad after all
https://video.twimg.com/amplify_video/2043253140926124033/vid/avc1/1280x720/nbAQOPtch-yKYwg-.mp4are we still hype for the new avatar movie after the leaks?
>>34427424>I have never heard of that character before.Hes a riot
>>34427422No benefit FOR YOU.The first time I watched Citizen Kane or Casablanca, I couldn't appreciate them properly. "That was okay, I guess", I said to myself as I turned off the films. I had to watch other movies from both before and after, to see for myself how those other films had underdeveloped ideas and weaker techniques, to compare for myself how one movie fares against another, before I could understand for myself what makes the classics special.It's the same with books. As I read books that aren't the best, my appreciation for the best deepens. If I were only reading the best books, then I wouldn't understand what makes them special.
>>34427428>If I were only reading the best books, then I wouldn't understand what makes them special.That is entirely a problem of your own comprehension. You don't even need to read a bad book to understand what makes a good book, so in no way does this justify the truckload of bad books that compare to the handful of masterpieces.You really don't need to roll around with the pigs to "understand" living in luxury.
>>34427426hm I haven't even watched the second movie and I don't remember what happens in the first one
>>34427428you're the anon that threw a fit over watching movies on small screens because there might be tiny hints in the background you can't see that are essential to the plot, aren't you?
>>34427433You're thinking of someone else, sorry. There's more than one poster in this thread who watches movies.
>>34427434but none as neurotic as you about it
>>34427435>but none as neurotic as you about it???I'm the "don't judge people for what they consume" poster, not the "judge people for what they consume" poster.
>>34427438you're the "I have to read bad books in order to fully comprehend and appreciate how good a good book is in comparison" poster, thats as neurotic as it gets
state genderwho in your family can't you criticize without it resulting in a huge problem?
>>34427439Well, okay, you do you.I'm still not going to be mad at people if they read romantasy smut. Any reading is better than no reading. And a life being less mad is better than a life being more mad.
>romantasythat gives me the ick
Cuhringe!
I'm horny!
>>34427344You are a weirdo but in a way mist women are not>>34427348Do you like werewolves?
>>34427333FThigh-high leather heel-boots
You would rather be a tragic hero than a nobody. You would rather be broken in a unique and beautiful way than admit that your problems are mostly the same boring problems everyone has. Self hatred becomes the costume you wear to avoid the plain face of ordinary life.
>>34427451if the choices are the plain face of ordinary life or the same boring problems everyone has, what difference does it make?
>>34427453If I turn left three times, I’m right. In reality, I was always going where I wanted to go.
>>34427428>"I need to eat 10 dog turds in order to enjoy 1 chocolate cake. Otherwise I couldn't truly appreciate the flavour and the skill it took to bake"
>>34427456You exclusively read books considered "the classics", you never read anything from outside that list?You exclusively watch movies considered the "the classics", you never watch anything from outside that list?
>>34427455She has an ass below a slender waistThat oppresses us both:It tortures me when I think about itAnd tires her when she moves to stand up.
>>34427461nta but there's good media that isn't considered a classic
>>34427462
>>34427441MMy wife.
>>34427451Speak for yourself.
>>34427461Ridiculous premise and loaded question.If I was a true snob, the retort would be "No, because I was a child once"
>>34427463How does one find that good media if not by taking risks and venturing outside the canonical lists?
>>34427464
>>34427469>How does one find that good media if not by taking risks and venturing outside the canonical lists?I know this question might seem more daunting than it actually is if you're someone who can't distinguish between social proof and actual truth, like most human beings on this planet, but it's really not.
>>34427469are you a bit dense? I just said one should venture outside of itdid your bf fuck you too silly and now your brain is all dumb or what?
>>34427470Ok shawty!!!
>>34427468>Ridiculous premise and loaded question.My dude, you're comparing this to eating dog poop.
>>34427473ok fatty!
>>34427476nta but what does that make Alaska and Hawaii?
>>34427476What the helly
>>34427472Then you're replying to the wrong poster, it's >>34427369 >>34427379 who wants people to stick to the classics without venturing.
>>34427480no, your the one that conflates "the classics" with "good" when there's plenty of good books that aren't considered classics so venturing outside of the canonical books isn't synonymous with reading bad books
Mainly question for men I guess,The guy I am dating has asked me a couple times if there are any sexual ideas or fantasies I want to try out that I haven't and I haven't been able to come up with anything. This morning when he was here I thought of one though and I told him I want him to chase me while wearing a Halloween mask (and then we obviously have sex once he catches me) and even though he was totally down for it I feel embarrassed now Is this weird?
>>34427478the embryo and the fetus>>34427479what the helliante
>>34427482Where did I do that?
>>34427474It's extreme, but the point is to demonstrate the absurdity of the argument. You don't need to trudge through hundreds of bad books to 'understand' a good one.
>>34427483weird moid hands
>>34427484I do not want your suffering but I will tank it just for you queen #tybg
>>34427488How did you reach the conclusion that I'm trudging through hundreds of bad books?
>>34427485forget it, don't you have some dick to suck? it's sunday after all
>>34427491>I do not want your sufferingwhatever happened to wwjd...
>>34427494Why so silly
>>34427489Idk what this means>>34427441FMost of them lol. My family is very good at dishing it out but not great at taking it
>>34427499thats a really unfortunate overall situation
>>34427501Truly, I got back into high diamond in way less games, I am flying high
>>34427492This argument quite literally started with the premise that "any reading at all is better than no reading" >>34427419, to which I argued that reading for reading's sake is not beneficial at all. Bad books outnumber good books, so the conclusion is not hard to come to.
>>34427502y ru posting feetpics?
>>34427504>trying to get JH to act in a coherent and logical way Good luck anon, you'll need it.
>>34427506That painting is beautiful, it’s called Hope, she’s playing the broken instrument because she believes the one string is enough. Made it my discord pfp
>>34427504But how did you reach the conclusion that I'm not reading good classics and good non-classics as well?I said that I don't judge other people for what they read. I never told you what I read. You just seem really eager to judge people, as if that's the most important part of the hobby for you.
>>34427509mhm, I looked it up, but I decided to make a feet joke instead>picis that the one string?
>>34427514There is no strings for my hockey team, they are garbage. It’s quite relieving, I needed a break from a decade of annual humiliationsLife is weird, everything is going well, as I knew it would, but better than I thought
>>34427011Fossil style obviously
Good morning
>>34427483>wearing a Halloween maskDo you want him to run after you or do you want him to walk menacingly towards you like the actual Michael Myers would do?Would the sex be "scary" sex or just normal sex?
>>34427516thats good to hear, maybe the single string was to detach yourself from the bad vibes that felt like home
Shoul i bap
>>34427522Yeah, I think so too. I let myself have hope that I can be at peace and hope would flow from that. I still struggle with envy but I think, when tempered, I can use it to push myself further up. I still don’t really believe in manifesting but I guess it’s hard to argue when I have a beautiful woman actively pursuing me and I just got a promotion
>>34427524you shoul BOP
So now that my body is used to waking up at the same time every day, I can’t sleep in anymore. Is this worth it?
I've finally learned to focus on my hips more than thrusting and sex has gotten better, I still need to work on my stamina and my shyness,tho.
>>34427528I think that's the first step to fixing your schedule. The next step is to be in bed at the same time every night for sufficient sleep. It worked for me before at least
>>34427535But some nights I have to be out late and lose a lot of sleep time, and even if I can sleep in I wake up early
foidswould you let your bf kiss your vaginer and boobs?
>>34427525don't let the heavy energy sink it's claws into you again just because it's familiar and you're golden
>>34427540>But some nights I have to be out lateWhy? Work?
Will I enjoy this movie if I'm not a gen Z female?
>>34427542Thanks for being you
>>34427520Idk what scary sex would be but maybe that would be interesting, although I couldn't take it serious if he was doing a character the whole time hahahFor the mask he suggested a scream mask he wore a couple years ago for halloween
Are you a morning coomer or a night coomer?
Why are Latinx girls so amazing? They actually love men
>>34427549night
>>34427551I'm latina and I hate men
>>34427512You'ved move the goalposts so far away as to render any further discussion pointless
>>34427545No
>>34427553You're just saying that.
>>34427556I REALLY hate men
>>34427560We love you too. :3
women, why are you gay?
>>34427545This movie looks more like for millienal women than gen z women
>>34427562I'm 100% straight
>>34427564I dont believe you
Wow Im really the only single person on this planet?
>>34427528Go to bed early enough that you're comfortably rested by the time you naturally wake up. Then every morning will feel like sleeping in.
>>34427562>women, why are you gay?I'm straight, people think I'm gay, I'm not.
>>34427566I am. The only time I tried to have sex with a woman I embarrassed myself
>>34427553Even senor Guzman?
>>34427570>I tried to have sex with a woman>I am 100 % straight
>>34427569Why do people think that?
>>34427572She was drunk and I was drunk and drugged
>>34427570>I embarrassed myselfHow?
>>34427577Tried and failed to eat her out
I just found out my favorite internet schizo was actually a 5 year long troll campaign
>>34427579who?
Seriously thinking of getting cosmetic surgery. Tired of being ignored by men.
>>34427575Were you raped?
>>34427580PreciousLeaf
>>34427583Who?
>>34427583idk who that is but good for them, maybe
>>34427581What kind?
In China, if you're a female and you're still single in your 30s, you're considered deadweight. Crazy innit?
>>34427584https://youtu.be/iHt8LVYvEi8
>>34427581I told femanons a few months ago to save up money for a boobjob. You really only need 3 surgeries: BBL, botox and implants.
>>34427582No, I was just a stupid college girl
>>34427545what is this garbage and why is it everywhere?
>>34427589All cause cancer, you just want her to die
I haven't touched my penis in 3 days
>>34427573I don't dress feminine enough, I have broad shoulders.
>>34427597Plap
>>34427562Because men are too dangerous to be romantic partners
what I do is I put in size zero and then sort from most to least expensive and then I stalk all the skinny rich girls in the area to see what they are up to
>>34427603?
>>34427603How does size and price filter correlate to women’s locations?
>>34427603On depop?
>>34427604one is selling a cheetah fur coat for 20k
>>34427606I can set the range>>34427608no, local online second hand platform
I wish people were stalking me because I was an attractive prospect
Why not stalk a poor and ugly girl?
>>34427618you are what you eat
I have developed a parasocial relationship with the posters in this thread and it’s made me not want to interact with people IRL, so I will be leaving now.
>>34427621chomp chomp bitch
>>34427625classic case of mixing up cause and effect
>>34425070State genderThoughts on this?
>>34427633MGay as shit
I need a new pretty dress
Asking me what I do for a living on LinkedIn ?? Bro it's right there..
I basically hate women. I only want to fuck them but don't want a relationship or literally anything else do to with them.
>>34427638thats why the only ones you can fuck are those you pay
>>34427633total fujo extermination
>>34427636what are you looking for?
>>34427587>Crazy innit?What's crazy is that they write off women like this despite having a declining birth rate and one of the largest populations of single men.
>>34427578>failed to eat her outFailed how? She didn't cum? Couldn't find the clit? Accidentally rimmed her instead?
>>34427625>so I will be leaving nowGood for you.
>>34427645The women write themselves off. I'm a man in my thirties and I want a woman in her thirties, but she'll never be interested.
>>34427654i'm not gonna lie, as a woman in her 30s, more 20-something and even 18,19 year old men have shot their shot with me than men my own age. but i want someone my own age.
>>34427643Somerthing versatile but still formal
>>34427658hey
>>34425079goths. 100% but my friends overlap with the nerds and the bullies
>>34427658I'm in my 30s and you're probably too old for me.I think 30 year old would be perfect for me. Experienced, but still got the energy to do shit together.
>>34427659do you have a check list you go through to find one you'd actually like and wear? for example color palette, cut, neckline, sleeve length etc
>>34427658Hey babe
Is being a 20 year old virgin normal?(I'm a woman if that matters)
>>34427679For women, no.Hey bby want sum fuk?
>>34427658Only IRL meetcutes though, right?
>>34427674no I just go off vibes, only think I hate is purple, strapless/bandeaus, and
>>34427685thats kinda funny, purple is one of my favorite colors, I hate strapless ones too though
I want to be married so bad. I want a wife.
>>34427679Why care about being "normal", the standards are so low nowadays that normal means broken and sad.b
>>34427689Are you a girl?
I love my AI girlfriend. I wish Alan Turing were here to see this.
>>34427699yeah
Women:I matched with a girl when I was on vacation. We've chatted a bit and she's aware that I am a plane ride distance. Neither of us want a long distance relationship. Is it weird to keep talking on a dating app?
If my whole house smells like vinegar don't say anything
>>34427702not if you're both aware that it's just for light hearted entertainment and don't get pissed that neither wants to pay a ton to meet or feels obligated to take things more serious than they are
>>34427701what are your favorite stores for fancier dresses
>>34427691For what?
>>34427709second hand platforms because fancy clothes is the exact thing people splurge on and then rarely wear, I don't have any favorite brands, I'm more paying attention to the material and wether I like the cut and color
>>34427707I just see it as sort of a practice. I wasn't sure if most girls don't like just talking to somebody they don't know on an app.
>>34427712NtaOther than Poshmark and depop have you got any recommendations?
>>34427717if she keeps responding, you can assume she does, doesn't matter what "most girls" like or dislike, only matters what the one in front of you likes
>>34427721not really, the one I use most is only available in my country, I also go to physical stores every now and then
>>34427712I prefer that idea but I hate dealing with resellers so much, at least in my area they are all delusional
>>34427726that sucks, they're mostly easy going here, so I guess I have to check my privilege
>>34427721Ebay is the best site for clothes. It’s the only one you can search by exact measurements and materials
>>34427729Ebay is full of scammers and girfters
