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OP pic is how I feel about Islam.
would be kinda cool if I had a gf right now
>>34428165it's how all sane people feel about it lol
OP pic is how I feel about /atoga/ most of the time.
>>34428156So what are you bringing to our first date, babe?
>>34428165this but about jews (and islam too)
>>34428148State gender Do you think Lesbians can have crushes on fictional men?
>>34428178F, yeah, gooners will goon
question to women: how to respond to a girl that vents to you about her monstrous menstrual cramps?
>>34428178M, they're bi then if they have crushes on men lol (even if fictional)
>>34428181NagEat her out
I do wonder if I'll ever truly be loved again, or if it'll be play-pretend for 50 years with someone who sees me as "good enough".
>>34428178FThere's a surprisingly high number of lesbians into yaoi so...
>>34428181just say TMI and ignore her, she'll get the message
Are we tilting good?
when the huzz pass me the aux https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6EFNv7bfsLk
>>34428148State gender Thoughts on this?
>>34428177lets throw christians in there too. you are all the same brand of retard in different flavors
>>34428192>about 40 percent of college women get it wrongno matter how many times this gets posted I honestly can't believe this lol>>34428198anime was a mistake
>>34428200Can't forget atheists and agnostics too. Fucking redditors
Women, how do you feel about other women?
>>34428200yeah sure, I'm not a christian btw
>>34428203Let's just kill anybody who ever had any even remotely religious thought ever.
>>34428148I don't even like Sabrina but this whole situation is so overblown. How is she supposed to know about this tradition? And if she finds it annoying that doesn't mean she hates all Arabs or some other dumb shit. Also when will people finally process that Arabs aren't the same thing as Muslims and that this situation has jack all to do with Islam?
>>34428198M, seems like it's deranged on purpose to be funny.
>>34428208Now that's just atheist rhetoric, anon.
>>34428212what happened?
>>34428212Woke leftists constantly defending Islam will never not be annoying.
Might make a meat-paste jar.
>>34428206And then she said Wakanda Forever
>>34428212Her audience are the woketardsShe's made this bed let her lie in it
>>34428215You misunderstood me, little christcuck.
>>34428216nta but>While performing at a piano, Carpenter paused to address a high-pitched, trilling sound coming from a fan in the audience. She misidentified the sound as "yodelling" and told the crowd, "I don't like it".>The sound was actually a Zaghrouta, a traditional Arabic celebratory ululation. Social media users accused her of cultural insensitivity and "cultural illiteracy" for doubling down after the fan attempted to clarify.That's literally all that happened lol. Complete non-news
>>34428178MI think this is a daft question.
>>34428206>my daughter is a more male-brained girlhun your daughter is autistic lol
>>34428228Arabs are so annoying
>>34428226I'm an atheist buddyboy.
>>34428228also ntaHoly fuck it's somehow even more retarded then typical "muh Islamaphobia" shit.
>>34428188>someone who sees me as "good enough"Would that really be such a terrible thing?
>>34428232eh just the vocal shitters, same as any culture. most arab bros I know irl are chill tbf
>>34428233Sure thing.
>>34428228>Be brownoid>Be loud and obnoxious>Whiteoid tells you to shut up>Whiteoid at faultTale as old as time.
>>34428178>Do you think Lesbians can have crushes on fictional men?Yes. I know plenty of lesbians who have them in a "if I had to pick a guy" way. >>34428181>how to respond to a girl that vents to you about her monstrous menstrual cramps?With empathy. Women vent to be heard, not to have their problems dissected and fixed. It's one of the biggest disconnects between men and women imo.>>34428206>Women, how do you feel about other women?Being autistic, I was the same way growing up. You mostly learn to cope with it.
>>34428235Yeah, in the age of love marriages, being someone's "good enough, not the best but I can settle for it" is one of the most insulting places to be.
>>34428238lol, but also how is a pop singer supposed to be an expert on every culture, it's just dumbthis is why I prefer DJing, if someone is being annoying I just turn up the bass
>>34428240>Women vent to be heard, not to have their problems dissected and fixed. It's one of the biggest disconnects between men and women imo.You stupid
>>34428206Like I'm definitely autistic
I should lie to her
the australian girl ghosted me :/oh well, this just means things are back to the way they should be
Oh my (Pagan) GODS we are off to a great start
>>34428206NAG but this (totally not autistic) kid is based af
>>34428241Guess you'll have to be happy alone then.
>>34428252>the australian girl ghosted me :/sorry to hear that bromaybe she went down under
>>34428256>United 232Jej, girl knows her crashes.
>>34428257NtaBetter proud and alone than pathetically simping for someone who doesn't even think you're special.If I'm going to settle I might as well just get a roommate instead of a romantic partner.
>make it to the nuclear throne for the first time>gotcha instagibFucking bullshit
>>34428257Sounds like it. I had the kind of love before, I lost it and now I'm too old to rebuild it.
>>34428252I hope a wild dog takes and rips her baby apart
>>34428168Right?? Me too haha
>>34428256Those ones in particular need to be protected.
>>34428259I was telling myself the entire time this was going to happen so I'm ok>maybe she went down underheh>>34428273that's a bit too harsh anon
>>34428268>I lost it and now I'm too old to rebuild it.This makes me sad, for you and for myself, and I choose not to believe it.
>"And this is my room, femanon. It's a bit messy right now, sorry. You can sit anywhere you like"Women, what would you do here?
My name is Harry Dresden, motherfucker.
>>34428281Oh, sorry. I mean I HOPE A DINGO ATE HER BABY! Lol.
>>34428283Both me and my potential future wife is getting dealt a bad hand because we're both settling.Damn this world.
>>34428284Turn around and leave.
>>34428284Turn 1488 degrees and walk away.
>>34428261unsurprisingly the mother seems as autistic as the daughter lolreminds me of my high school gf, she went to an all girls' school, thought most of them were annoying and bratty, had obsessive interests, then I chatted to her dad who would monologue to me about physics experiments and ancient history and shit and it all made sense>>34428286what did the baby do>>34428284I don't want to know what he does with those mannequins
>>34428286that's better
>>34428293Colonized Australia. Land back.
>>34428284if those are all authentic originals, thats very based
>>34428284>These are the guys claiming to be an Übermenschhttps://youtu.be/9u_LiD1fGDQ
I wanna squeeze her boobies
>>34428293>reminds me of my high school gf, she went to an all girls' school, thought most of them were annoying and bratty, had obsessive interests, then I chatted to her dad who would monologue to me about physics experiments and ancient history and shit and it all made senseTo think that one could be in love with a girl and be best buds with her father because all involved are equally autistic.
Oh shit, you guys. Coachella is going on right now. Pressing F for femanons' pussies during those trying times.Anyone attending?
>>34428285Lolcow culture is cursed.
>>34428300That's a redditor
GenderIf life ends at 30, like so many anons seem to believe, what the fuck are you meant to do after that?
>>34428293picrel, i've always been open weird and not given a fuck about if people think i'm normal or not and men are obsessed with it. men actually love interesting bitches and hate boring pushovers
>>34428305>Anyone attending?nah but maybe I'll check out some sets after>>34428305lol yeah her dad was a really cool dudethough I got on well with her mom who was kind of spacey ADHD like me lol
>>34428309Raise your children, build a nest egg and have cozy weekends with your wife.Or something, that's what I imagined.
>>34428309at that point you should be rich and married with 3 children, 6 cars, 5 horses, 12 mistresses, 1 femboy, and a boat
Dude, the masons...
>>34428309life doesn't end at 30 at all, but it's the foundation for the rest of your life (to some degree and in most cases), it's saying that if you haven't gotten anywhere in your quest if building the life you want, it's starting to get more difficult it's like a developmental checkpoint, similar to milestones in early childhood just because a toddler doesn't say mama on their first bday yet doesn't mean they never will but it will raise an eyebrow at the annual doctors check, if they still don't say it at age 2, there's some serious issue and they might need special support or accommodations because they have a disability no different for people that haven't reached certain milestones by age 30, they might be disabled but that doesn't mean they can't still live a happy and fulfilling life, it will just look a bit different than the blueprint imagine it like those down syndrome kids that seem to live their best life
>>34428309You might be missing their point. Until 30 you have a shot at the things that will define the rest of your life.
>>34428315what about them? >>34428320real
>>34428305I was living in the area in 2020 when it was cancelled lol but have never felt inclined to go.
>>34428305rn i'm just DJing in my bathtowel lel https://voca.ro/1agKt3qjAWJU broachella
>>3442831533
>>34428309I don't think anyone who believes that in earnest is over 21. I think what people mean is don't expect to be like Harrison Ford and go from a nobody carpenter to millionaire who can fly helicopters.
>>34428315Freemasons run the country
>>34428332Stop fucking with me
>>34428330Banger.
>>34428309MThe only thing you can be late on is child rearing and that's a worldwide issue.If you started a career, workout semi reguarly, and have any social group or hobby then you're probably ahead than most people at 30 and probably better off than most people will be their entire lives.Zoomers are retarded and think because they didn't have a pregnancy scare by 20 because they fuck someone new every weekend or get wasted every night that they're missing out when those activities will absolutely fuck up your life.Literally the FOMO generation because their life wasn't perfect therefore not of value and not worth improving.
You're a pusher. You push people.
>>34428356Well they seem to have taken over I'm gonna go have some lunch I guess
>>34428305Justin Bieber was singing over YouTube videos that he pulled up on a laptop.
>>34428350*pushes you off the table*
>>34428361What'd I do you
>>34424985Sorry I never saw this
can we talk about happy things please? :(
>>34428379Nobody knows what that is.
>>34428375I don’t know who came the closest, I’ll forgive a lot if I feel connected to someone
>>34428370Who da fuck is Michael
>>34428379I'm going to see the new Mario movie soon
>>34428403nice! I never watched the first one, was it good?I'm more of a sonic guy
>>34428206Like I'm definitely autisticI've been the man in all my lesbian relations.
never even think about getting involved at a distance, bros. it ain't worth it.
>>34428410Whyd you do it
I'm high as shit
>>34428412i liked her
>>34428416Are you sad
>>34428418very sad, very stressed
>>34428420Do you ever think you liked her because she was far away?
Almost snoffed my sexy coworker's seat before remembering that there are cams everywhere
Two photos in my apartment and two of me outside should be enough on hinge right? Surely women won’t think I’m a hermit…
>>34428423no, if she lived closer i would've liked it more. i wonder if she liked it for that reason though. i felt like i was putting in all the effort.
Hmm?
>>34428379I'm at the gym again finally. And I got my hair cut. And I'm gonna get another ear piercing later. And then maybe I'll feel hungry and cook something, but idk what.
>>34428394I mean who did you feel the most connected to, who made you feel the most understood. What sorts of things did he do.
>>34428429You are the reason there are cameras inside workplaces.
>>34428410how else am i supposed to meet autistic women?
>>34428443Make friends with her mom
>>34428446ok, how am I supposed to know if she has an autistic daughter?
Finally got a decent night's sleep, the world is not prepared for me at full power.
>>34428448Idk that's not my problem
I should break my wrist
ding dong the witch is dead
>>34428472nah
everything feels hopeless
>>34428472No fair. I wish I was dead.
women: would you like to have a gigantic penis?
>>34428491no
>>34428492What if you only had it sometimes? Like every full moon.
Women, thoughts on him holding your face in his hands?
>>34428497on me or in me? >>34428498depends heavily on context
>>34428500On you, like if you were a werefuta.
>>34428504absolutely not, vile
women have you ever once actually practiced giving a blowjob to a dildo?
>>34428506sure
>>34428178No, if you want to fuck a man you are at the very least slightly bi
>>34428508>moids thinks having a crush immediately means something sexual
>>34428507NTABut why?I mean, I've practiced fucking with a fleshlight, but that at least brings me pleasure. What do you get out of sucking on plastic?
>>34428512nobody said anything about it being arousing, anon just asked about practicing and god forbid a girl is curious
>>34428510Yes? What? How can you be attracted to someone without wanting sex? Are you retarded?
>>34428492would you like to have my gigantic penis inside you?
>>34428514what a sad thing to say
*violently pokes your cervix until you throw up from the pain*
>>34428491No thank you>>34428498Is good>>34428506No. If it can't respond to being stimulated then what's the point?
>>34428491>women: would you like to have a gigantic penis?In me or on me? Because yes. >>34428506>women have you ever once actually practiced giving a blowjob to a dildo?Yeah, that's how I learned. >>34428512>What do you get out of sucking on plastic?Oral fixation is a thing. There's a psychological aspect to it as well.
>>34428515no, I don't even know you
>>34428506Yes, I wasn't very good at it>>34428510I'm a woman and if it's not sexual then what distinguishes a crush from just liking a character?
>>34428513Curious, sure. Just seemed odd that someone would (presumably regularly) practice sucking a plastic piece when guys are usually not very picky about blowjob quality. Or maybe that's just me.
Any hungarian anons? I'd like to congratulate you. It was time to break free.
>>34428506No. I have no interest in taking anything down the throat that hasn't been chewed for consumption so there's nothing to learn without feedback.And even practicing deepthroating sounds like a tremendously retarded idea, who the hell would risk dying alone by choking on a dildo.
>>34428512>>34428513>>34428521>>34428506
>>34428527How would you choke just take it out
>cant watch my favorite asmr girl anymore because she looks like the girl that broke my heart
>>34428525>presumably regularlythe question stated "have you ever once", it didn't imply it needing to have been a regular thing, I only tried once and found it weird and creepy and never did it again
>>34428517How is it sad? It doesn't mean you'd jump at the first opportunity. It doesn't mean it's all you want. It doesn't mean it's a primary drive or that you would indulge, but how can you be attracted to someone and not want physical intimacy at all. That's so fucking weird. Like what's wrong with the person to where you want literally nothing to do with them physically?
>>34428527That is not how the body works...
>>34428309MI plan to face the music on my 30th birthday1 year to go
>>34428530Drop a link homeboy
>>34428524>what distinguishes a crush from just liking a character?you can feel romantic feelings for a person that are different from platonic feelings without there having to be a sexual element
>>34428526what happen? i think i saw a youtube title but thought it was clickbait
>>34428535goodnightmoon
>>34428528I'll engage.Strap != dildo. The strap is attached to someone, there's a power dynamic involved. A dildo is a disembodied cock.There was that one chick (or "chick", who knows there days) who did fake gangbangs with her bf, who'd take a cock in one hole and toys in the rest. That meant sucking on a dildo, but that makes sense since it's part of the whole ordeal.>>34428531My bad, didn't read the question fully.
>>34428530I actually looled up porn or other stuff from lookalikes.The idea of hatefucking is kind of hot.
>>34428506The first chick I followed on my twitter porn smurf account was a Japanese chick who just recorded herself practice sucking on different dildos of increasing sizes. She'd was insanely prolific and posted a video every day. Insanely hot stuff and it's been nuked from the internet for probably over 8 years now.
>>34428532there's a difference between "nothing to do with them physically" and "no sexual thoughts", but even that aside, it's very much possible to feel romantic feelings without the addition of sexual feelings
>>34428529Autoerotic asphyxiators keep getting found dead even though they could just loosen the rope.
>>34428537Viktor Orban, their prime minister who held onto power for 16 years, finally lost the elections just now.
>>34428538How close is she to her
>>34428544NTAAgain, that's not what's happening when you suck a dick.
>>34428546pretty spot on, just darker hair
>>34428522today is opposite day
>>34428549The ASMR chick has darkee hair or your girl?
Fore I go broke like jocJoc:
>>34428542Well speaking from experience it feels fucking awful. I've had plenty of lesbian women and stuff say they're attracted to a lot of qualities about me but it almost doesn't matter at all. Sex is the thing that actually determines commitment a lot of the time or genuine desire. I know it sounds pretty selfish and it's not like I completely take compliments of character or feelings of safety and comfort for granted. But if it's paired with sexual rejection it feels extremely bad, especially as a man.
>>34428557not my girl anymore apparently. the asmr chick has redhair, this one had dark brown
>>34428562>this oneWhat.
>>34428562She sound the same too?
>>34428542>it's very much possible to feel romantic feelings without the addition of sexual feelingsNta that's insanely rare though for most normal people.
>>34428526>break freeGreat, now they get globohomo just in time for Iran to be a failed state and migrant crisis 2.0.
>>34428562Are her eyes that far apart?
https://youtu.be/Ufj-0sc0y0gAre you a guarder male or a sneaker male?
>>34428570defeated male
>>34428570Sneaker (I sneak away from females)
>>34428519>*violently pokes your cervix until you throw up from the pain**upkicks you in the nose so hard you can smell your subconscious*>>34428539I've sucked dildos for mastubatory purposes before, but likewise it goes into the fantasy.
>>34428566so? the question asked if it's possible and it obviously is, I never claimed it's a common thing >>34428561ok... the topic was lesbians having crushes on fictional men tho, I'm neither a lesbian nor do I have crushes on fictional men but obviously it's possible
hot take but east african women > west african women
>>34428568More clay for diversity to rear its pretty head.
>>34428563the girl>>34428564no>>34428569rude
>>34428562She was never yours, it was just your turn thoughbeit
>>34428579Well at least you can close your eyes
State genderIf you had the option to alternate one week male and one week female would you do it?
>>34428530>>34428538Well done. Erin is fucking gorgeous. Even if she has the hands of a 98 year old librarian.
>>34428570I'm an abooozer male.
>>34428585F, ew no
>>34428521nah i meant possessing a gigantic penis
>>34428545Was he democratically elected every several years, just remained in power, or were elections corrupt before? I'll probably look into it now. No pressure.
>>34428585Male, no. I just want a wife.
>>34428581yeah...>>34428582what?>>34428586the fuck you mean well done? I fumbled it
>>34428589why is she covering her mouth? very weird
>>34428579You always write like a little retard?>>34428585You forgot the verb in your sentence."Be", "fuck" or sonething else?
>>34428585MOnly if the female week gave me the female normal brain and the female dating brain, temporarily overwriting my male consciousness. I'd probably do OF or exchange my body for money somehow during the female week, as women tend to do, and then do normal homebody stuff when I shapeshift back to the man form.
>>34428586Have you ever met JH?
>>34428595"killing"
>>34428596Gross.
>>34428588You're not even curious? What if it was only one week every year?
>>34428519*pukes in his mouth*
>>34428595>You forgot the verb in your sentence.Alternate is a verb.
>>34428603no, I can try that in my next life if I ever get curious
>>34428498Yes I love head pats and cuddles and *yapping*
>>34428599Source?
>>34428599checking are alarming an out rate out society men of
>>34428611Too bad I never find a woman like you irl.
>>34428566I had this for someone. Thankfully, my feelings for that person evolved into something much healthier
>>34428618Yeah that's fine. It's just really weird if you kept having romantic crushes that never developed into anything.
>>34428491I purchased one. It would probably correct my hip tilt if I had a fat cock.
Are there REALLY women here
>>34428590>nah i meant possessing a gigantic penisAnd I said I would.>>34428593>the fuck you mean well done? I fumbled itBetter to have caught and fumbled than to have an incomplete pass.>>34428597>Have you ever met JH?Not in person, no.
>>34428627>Not in person, no.But you had a meeting on the astral plane?
>>34428627Oh, I meant here (or any ATOGA).Have you ever spoke to her? JW...
>>34428616Did you check the animal shelter or local gaming convention?Anons I am [x] years old and just had my first apple. However due to a traumatic force feeding experience in kindergarten, I will never eat applesauce. How over is it?
>>34428626Why must you ask
>>34428626Mhm
>>34428626Yes I have XX pair.
wow i'm surrounded by women haha
How do some 6ft tall and 6+inch dick men stay khhv?
>>34428591The evidence that's credible points to him thoroughly rigging the system at a structural level. I don't live there and I'm not hungarian, but his influence extended to neighboring countries as well in ways that couldn't be considered democratic. In my area there are a number of hungarian NGOs that received funding from Orban for reasons that are unclear and this has been going on for years.One could say that he essentially bought votes by misappropriating government money and EU funds.Besides that, Russia has clearly been interfering because he was an asset of theirs (if not, he certainly acted like one).
>>34428612Incel diary
>>34428639we're too shy
>>34428639terrible personality
>>34428639Ugly, weird, no motion.
>>34428638Are you gonna fucking ask questions? Orrrr?
>>34428632>Did you check the animal shelter or local gaming convention?I meant in a datable sense, you silly.I wouldn't want to annoy people at their job or when they are just somewhere to have fun with friends.Funnily enough, I also have issues with apples, but less severe than you. I used to have apples with me every single day in kindergarten and it now makes me sick and nearly puke if I eat a raw apple. Juice and other processed versions, even in cakes, is fine though.You wanna talk about what happened?
>>34428637More like you have a pair of XXL pants, lmao.
>>34428645I already did, I'm out of questions for today (I'm not the anon asking if there are women here)
>>34428639Low BMI? Introversion?
>>34428638Some of us need dinner soon.>>34428647Incorrect
I'm horny!
"are you guys gonna ask questions" as if you ever answer them
women, if men are checking out of society at an alarming rate, why am I going to a party tonight?
>>34428649>Low BMIWhat too low BMI for a guy? I'm 19-20.
>>34428655Because you're not a man?
>>34428640I assumed it was a pivot away from Russia, yeah. Well, that's a good thing from my perspective. I think it might even be the best move for them.
I want to see moid forearms
>>34428654BV does, but it's just not terribly interesting what she has to say.
>>34428654FINENow I will answer all questions retroactively itt
>>34428627>Better to have caught and fumbled than to have an incomplete pass.absolutely fucking not
Gender, are you checking out of society AT an alarming rate?
>>34428659if I'm a woman why am I asking the same gender? it's atoga, not atsga.
>>34428661My camwhore days are behind me
I peaked in high school, and I wasn't even that popular.
>>34428652>Some of us need dinner soon.can I offer you a nice egg in these trying times?
I GOT the satan trips! Also I'm checked out, Chat. Remember when those rich people died in that submarine? Man, I can't wait to see the Backrooms movie.
>>34428666MI'm checking her legs out at an alarming rate
>>34428671A guinness for the homies in town. Maybe get my dick sucked.
>>34428639Just don't leave the houset. 31 y/o 6'6 khhv
>>34428666I'm checking out on the prison bus
>>34428670Relatable debatable
>>34428655Hit on her
>>34428661>>>/soc/
plan accordingly, moids
>>34428661Post your female hand first.
>>34428661I'm sticc, pale, and hairy.
>>3442865817 and previously 16 ish. Any BMI in the underweight category eliminates dating chances for a guy.
>>34428681I've said this before, you are all tiny.
>>34428681Post this image again with units that anyone actually cares about
>>34428681time to go to the netherlands
I’m in the same quasar where the gays are
>>34428685I've seen pieces of yarn plap thicc latinas.
>>34428676Are you a NEET?
>>34428661Camwhored last night, 6 month quota reached
>>34428681Like fuck if the average foid in dutchistan is 170.4 cm, I'm 183 and those ladies were my height or more.
>>34428695WHERE
>>34428681Do tall dutch girls find short guys cute
>>34428692Dating, not casual sex. The idea of plapping some woman who isn't even into me makes me want to puke.
>>34428681SERBIA MENTIONED
>>34428701Hell no
>>34428676What the fuck.. Are you trolling? What about the girls who asked you out?
>>34428666i have already checked out. i know so because i feel emotionless and relief rather than saddness and hurt. now i need a strong drink. learning to be happy alone and quiet. yall pray for me.
>>34428655On a Sunday?
>>34428630>But you had a meeting on the astral plane?Force projection, actually.>>34428631>Have you ever spoke to her?A few times. We apparently have a lot in common.>>34428665>absolutely fucking notDo you not think the good times were worth the bad?>>34428681>midget-donialol
>>34428681too short
>>34428666FWith two roommates and two jobs, no
How does a 7" dick fit inside a short girl
>>34428710>Do you not think the good times were worth the bad?I dont think so, it fucking sucks because know I know I'll miss it
>>34428693Yes, but I wasn't always. Only became a neet in 2022>>34428706>What the fuck.. Are you trolling?No>What about the girls who asked you out?There was only one who overtly did but I talked to her, found out she was batshit insane and blocked her
>>34428714If she's horny, the pussy elongates.
I never had hawk tuah :(
>>34428714you have to be gentle
>>34428714Shorter girls don't have shorter pussies, necessarily.
>>34428662BV notoriously doesn't answer questions, they just reply to posts.
>>34428705:(
Need a tall drink of waterhttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/qYUeDdo0pBs
>>34428661I'm sure google can help with that.
>>34428714This ought to be kittenposter daydreaming about huge cocks.
>>34428723>theyJust because she's fat, doesn't mean she's multiple people.
>>34428708it's an orthodox easter party>>34428681>IMAGINE-doniaI'm missing my friends wedding. Damn, this makes me wish I could go even more.
>>34428730She's 5'10", so not short for a woman.
>>34428716>I dont think so, it fucking sucks because know I know I'll miss itHow did you fumble it, and is it salvageable?
>>34428666M. Feels more like society has checked me out. Good bye, you don't have to go home but you can't stay here.
>>34428732I don't know WHAT it is. I think it's a bot.
Women, is it true the you're not supposed to use shampoo with keratin long term?
>>34428681Awhile back an Italian Femanon (on int) said most Northern Italians are short, so that's a good to know.Also Russia, niceee.
>>34428697Here and on /soc/
>>34428743Oh you are new here, lucky you.
>>34428713Do you gals talk about or exchange energy crystals?What are your plans for world (female) domination?Are the cats happy?
I keep staring at pictures of him instead of working.
>>34428753Been here long enough to have built an impression of that thing.
>>34428181Google Active listening
I am so tired of not feeling like I am good enough. I have pride in myself and confidence but I am not egotistical. Why do I let other people's words hurt my feelings and how can I just NOT CARE?
>>34428198I have no thoughts except that looks to be in the format of cringe. Also just got my piercings.
Hate when I realise I've been pronouncing something wrong the whole time and the other person never bothered to correct me but secretly knew I was retarded
>>34428681Guess I'm going to Cyprus
>>34428761>and how can I just NOT CARE?You can't. Dumbass.
>>34428736hit me with the ''I want to focus on my career'' speechits not salvegable and im not going to be begging
>>34428223You could have spam
>>34428761>how can I just NOT CAREThis is one of those thing where you basically fake it until you make it. You learn to not care by acting internally as if you don't care.
>>34428284Start spanking and pegging him? Why else would I be in a nazi fetishist room if I'm not cosplaying as an SS dominatrix?
>>34428621Actually, my feelings developed into rage. Nothing beats this kind of sensation
>>34428761I guess become a narcissist and/or avoidant.
>>34428498Um ok
>>34428681> Swissniceee.png
I have been acting like a jerk anonymously on the internet, and all it did was make myself feel worse about myself. I should be better dammit.
>>34428506No, that's dumb shit. Also you won't know if you're doing anything good because it's not like a dildo with pressure sensitivity and a soundboard.
I wish a girl would put her hands around my neck
>>34428681>plan accordinglyI don't know what this is supposed to mean.
>>34428769I love it but I believe that preserved meats are BAD for you.
>>34428639Lacking the autism diagnosis
>>34428681>Iberian peninsula womenheh
Wasted half the day fantasizing about him again
>>34428788>everywhere that got MUSLIMED is short now
>>34428789Me?
>>34428789Not bad if you got some good faps out of it.
>>34428790Please stop obsessing over other men.
women, I have nice prominent collarbones
>>34428793I did notI need dick
>>34428797Uh huh.Iberian men are tiny too.
>>34428757NoNothing4 cats and 1 dog, all happy
Genders - What do you think of Pop Punk as a music genre?
>>34428681So I should plan a netherlands, denmark, germany trip sometime if I can find a boat to euro.
>>34428788I don't get it...>>34428800lol, okay. thanks.One last thing, ashually. Do they know you use 4chan?
>>34428796Are they pale
>>34428816>I don't get it...Hot, throwable, fun, what's not to like?
>>34428789What's special about him?
>>34428812Innocuous.
>>34428819Bet those British folks are having the time of their lives in Spain/Portugal (sans Balcony and all).
>>34428812It reminds me of middle/high school, it's good running music, and it's fun to listen to. Not all music has to be enlightening.
Men, why aren't you dunking on your friends for being bad husbands? You can steal their wife if you're moderately better than them.
I CAN'T PRETEND I NEED TO DEFEND SOME PART OF ME FROM YOU
>>34428816I don’t think so, but I don’t care and neither would they
>>34428825Luckily I am not a Bong.
>>34428681Only women practice eugenics in 2026 though. Men will settle for whatever they can get.>that's not settling, that's love!Sure.
>>34428681A 5'6 moid is probably still too short for 5'3"/160cm women. I probably need a country with an average female height around 156cm or less.
>>34428812MIt is my #1 listened to genre
>>34428828That's fine.
>>34428817no they're slightly tanned :((
>>34428832anon is gonna need to visit one of those uncontacted pygmy tribes
>>34428834>>34428826Got any recs? I really enjoy it as gym music.
>23:23I think I'm going to pour me some tropical drink.
>>34428812FMiddle school coded.Sometimes I'm in the mood I'm in favor of it.
Being tall is great
A woman smiled at me but I was too shocked to smile back so she stopped smiling at me and now I'm fretting about it on an anonymous internet chatroom.
Average height women, why did you grow too much or grow too little?You missed out on having internet weirdos fetishize your heights.
>>34428842I don't like it when everyone looks at me though
>>34428831>Only women practice eugenics in 2026 though.My dick would make Bertrand Russell and the Rockefellers blush
>>34428838This is just off the top of my head and what I want to share, ignore the fact that Viagra Boys aren't pophttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjKMkbU80ikhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9kWgvEKIo4chttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QjL7D33xpS4
>>34428847I think I stopped just in time by guzzling coffee in middle school. I could have really been giant, but my booty weighed me back down to earth.
>>34428842Enjoying all the sex?
>>34428846She probably just thought you had a gf
>>34428812It was but a queef in time.
>>34428852It's been a little over a year since the last time but I did when I was having it
Men, is there anything you need to help you with time management? Something is incredibly wrong if you can't even carve out a couple of hours a week to try to date. How do you ever expect to have a relationship or start a family?
>>34428849Huh?
>>34428842Chad always wins.
>>34428842being short also has its perks>>34428839based, so good>>34428827bc they're not
>>34428796>women, I have nice prominent collarbonesEw. Disgusting.
>>34428838https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ott9jRkV40https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vxh7f3p49HQ
>>34428858Bitch, I got books from the library to read.
>>34428857>It's been a little over a yearWhat are you waiting for?
>>34428861>bc they're notShit, you right
>>34428827>Men, why aren't you dunking on your friends for being bad husbands?I don't have any male friends.
>>34428858>need help with time managementYes please.
question for men, whats with that weird ring thing some of you guys put on in porn videos by ur crotch?
>>34428851>I could have really been giant
>>34428860Hey, it's the fake genius!
>>34428812goes hard https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJjxKhjR9H4>>34428681whichever country is 170 (cause then we'll be samesies)
>>34428869You mean a cock ring? I've never used one but I think they're supposed to help you stay hard.
>>34428869Helps you stay hard.
>>34428858Well EXCUSEEEEEE ME, PRINCESS!I got to take care of my dog, my family (parents/siblings), I got a full time job, and when they aren't forcing overtime, I am tired. I don't even got time for vidya or movies/tv. Then there is all the time wasting (idling in traffic, waiting in line ups, etc).The hell you mean, 24 hours is ENOUGH?
>>34428876ya that, thx i was wondering. is it really that hard for men to stay hard the whole time?
>>34428869I don't film porn videos, mate. The device is meant to constrain blood flow and keep an erection for longer because getting hard for videos with some slampig isn't always easy especially if the male talent prefers men
Fucking moids. You are evil to do this to a loyal, caring, wife.
>>34428858>How do you ever expect to have a relationship or start a family?I don't>>34428858>is there anything you need to help you with time managementprobably my ADHD meds and a calendar, but fuck it we ball>>34428869I don't want to know what this is>>34428878>Well EXCUSEEEEEE ME, PRINCESS!lol basedyeah, working full-time in customer service as an introvert, it's not so much I have no time to date so much as social battery
>>34428880If you're shooting a porno you have to stay hard for hours, they're likely also taking viagra.
>>34428869Pretty sure you're describing a cock ring.Anyways its used to keep the erection usually. There are different shapes and models with different purposes however.
>>34428882Women always cry, but they don't want to expand their horizons. They are so insular, and just because a Moid is a slightly different skin tone, she goes off the rails and acts like ALL MEN don't want to date/bang/marry her.
>>34428670same lol>>34428666well I need to get another job, but other than that yeah I don't really participate in society
>>34428886Still would on both
>>34428882Can any women here provide advice to her on how to be a ho?
>>34428878But if you were dating then you could share the load. Take turns cooking. Take turns cleaning. Take turns walking the dog. Take turns caring for family. Take turns with chores. Divide your load between the two of you.Unfortunately men only want to shoot loads alone instead of sharing loads together.
>>34428639>6+inch dick men stay khhvI mean, a woman's not gonna see it til you're in bed anyway... so the same reason anyone else stays khhv>>34428585I'd Ranma maxx and try to get the best of both worlds
>>34428850Really liked Dirty Bynum, didn't vibe well with Viagra Boys. I don't think I do enough drugs to enjoy it. >>34428863Loved both, will look into their albums.
>>34428472https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ILvd5buCEnU>>34428478take it one day at a time anon, ygmi>>34428449based, powermaxxI should be in bed but one more hour...>>34428396>Who da fuck is MichaelJackson
Women tell us something about women that men reaaaallly have NO idea about
why long moid legs in boots make my neurons activate
>>34428900>Women tell us something about women that men reaaaallly have NO idea aboutPeriods have clots.
>>34428900We dont care that youre bald as much as you think we do.emphasis on bald, not balding.
>>34428865A woman to throw herself at me again
>>34428903homofag detected
>>34428898>I don't think I do enough drugs to enjoy it.100% valid
>>34428882So what's up with the donkey lips and the rhinoplasty she got from a beauty clinic? The boobs look fake, too. Not a ho, supposedly, but has the markings of one? Can't into random men but primes herself to be ogled and hooked up?
I'm a moid with long legs and I'm also flexible
Why are there people who actually say this shit and think this way, when many people have willingly spent a year or more of their life abroad specifically because they are enthused by being surrounded by different religions, languages, cuisine, and ways of life?
>>34428903>long moid legsAutopedophilia. The taller a man is, the more you can get turned on by feeling like a little girl.
>>34428911Wanting to understand and experience other cultures isn't the same thing as wanting to become that culture.Watching anime is not the same thing as wanting to become Japanese.
>>34428911I love multiculturism! I love being mixed!
>>34428903what kind of boots kek>>34428910same but short and unc>>34428911I couldn't give less of a fuck who my neighbours are lol, just don't bother me
Don't harass waitresses.
>>34428904Try again pleaseAlready knew that one
>>34428922Is the brown thing shit or dried blood?
>>34428911I like eating cultural food. I have sensory seeking in food and require variety.
>>34428345lol thanks, I just looped Junko Yagami - Lonely Girlon my Bratz shii rn https://voca.ro/1eJ3cuuYe2lu>>34428920holy basedfucking loser guys lol
>>34428918I do love me a mocha-melanin beauty. Big plus if she wears glasses and/or is ethnically Latina.
I can go up the stairs 3 steps at a time (4 if I try really hard) are you impressed by this foids?
>>34428920Got yellow fever from this video
>>34428900We have to shave our toes too. Not just out legs.
>>34428922Maaan, why did my piercer have to be a super alt moid that looks like >him. Right after I gymmed too.
>>34428920Those moves feel way too choreographed, this has to be staged lol
>>34428925LIKE what?
>>34428925>have sensory seekingI'm autistical myself, but a lot of the stock-standard terminology used by modern day autisticals is pretty cringe. Then again I was diagnosed as autistically retarded back in an era when you were more likely to be gaslighted and bullied by your teachers and school staff for it, instead of it being something used as a badge of pride and uniqueness by folks like Devon Price and similar. Like after my school psychologist molested me by dry humping me, the school staff decided they shouldn't take me seriously because I was autistic, and my parents attributed my trying to tell them about it to my autism making me misbehave and hallucinate.
I would like to jerk off to pretty Eastern European women, can you recommend anyone?
>>34428934I was gonna say it looks staged, still a sick vid lol
>>34428939Yeah. Sad.
Why do men like brown women but women don't like brown men
>>34428932You got your clit pierced?
>>34428925My favorite foreign culture food is Chapulines. I'm disappointed that using Chapulines as a filling/topping on tacos, pizzas, and rice dishes hasn't really caught on in the United States outside of pop-up Mexican food carts. My least favorite foreign culture food is Balut, because Jesus Fucking christ.
Men tell us something about men that women reaaaallly have NO idea about
>>34428911You ought to move to said countries instead of bringing it all here and making your wishes my problem.
>>34428942>women don't like brown menI've known a lot of brown dudes in bongland with white gfs so this isn't really true kek
>>34428938Go look at the list of masseuses on the webpage of a Czech or Slovak erotic massage parlor. Then goon while imagining one of the women on their website giving you a penis massage.
>>34428760do you have any advice in recognizing the cues that are not explicitly said?
Women do periods hurt when coming out? Yk when you get diarrhea from spicy food, the shit kinda burns. Does it feel like that?
>>34428945we can move our penises a bit
>>34428926>looped Junko Yagami - Lonely Girl on my Bratz shii rn https://voca.ro/1eJ3cuuYe2luGood vibes, QT, keep it up.
>>34428935Curry, med, whatever this actually is المطعم الذهبي العربي, filipino bakery stuff, sushi. If I can find a meta inside a cuisine : I explore.
>>34428886What?
>>34428945sometimes you just gotta scratch dem nutsalso having a flu can be bad ;_;
>>34428945When I was in high school a group of boys in the locker room during my PE class started talking about which of the female teachers at school they'd rape first if rape was legalized. They decided to exclude me from the conversation because they thought I was gay. Which was for the best because the shit they were saying was making me really uncomfortable.
>>34428950it's not a burning sensation, it's a gut wrenching stomachache combined with lower back pain
>>34428945We get stretch marks from growing too fast. I have them on my back and shoulders. I was never fat
>>34428953>المطعم الذهبي العربيThat's just the name of a restaurant.
>>34428945women can't dream third person gameplay with health HUD and audio hitmarks like us.
>>34428946Do you have a PROBLEM with a Haitian or Dominican family setting up a boutique grocer shop in your small town's downtown area? And if so, literally WHY?
>>34428945we have feelings too
>>34428955>also having a flu can be bad ;_;ive heard about this before. women can tolerate things like a flu a lot better than a man but men can tolerate injuries like breaking or spraining something much better than a woman can. pretty weird.
>>34428957>it's not a burning sensation, it's a gut wrenching stomachache combined with lower back painMy uncle got these symptoms, it turned out to be a liver problem caused by drugs he was addicted to.
>>34428932Why not? You have a better chance with him.
>>34428944I highly think chipotle would be the most likely contender for seasoned grasshoppers as a topping. Probably not on the line but a side container/ bag of em depending on demand from boog protieners.
>>34428964I don't get the flu very often (like once a year) but when I do get it, I sleep for 2 days and have very strange dreams
>>34428945We are NOT a manolith.
if she stopped posting to social media that's a 100% given guaranteed fact she's in a relationship now right
>>34428966Because I say so.
>>34428945Do women know when we hurt our balls we feel the pain all the way up in our stomach? it can make you vomit. Also on very very rare occasions the testicle can slip back inside the body
>>34428952thx my drillafeel free to give me ideas lol
>>34428945A lot of us are hopeless romantics...
>>34428968You get the flu every single Goddamn year and think that that's not very often? Are you insane?
>>34428148>try your absolute hardest to be the woke, corporate girlypop icon >anglo genes activate at the presence of arab tribal theatrics>uncontrollable disgust response overpowers all of your lifelong programming and media training in an instantGenetic determinism applies to white people too! Many such cases.
>>34428980only cause you hold yourselves back by thinking women will only accept 10/10 chads,
>>34428932You probably are more attractive after gym. Flushed blood flow, sweat, pheromones.
>>34428951I know this very intimately.
>>34428982is it not normal to get it at least once a year?
>>34428982>>34428987Get vaccinated, y'all.
>>34428962>Do you have a PROBLEM with this singular instance I just made up??!Yawn.
>>34428980"Hopeless romantic" is code for variations of "nice guy", "stalker", "budding incel", or "obsessive freak".Like 75% of the time when you meet a guy who wears a velvet little red riding hood cape or a flowy Renn Faire shirt and calls himself a "hopeless romantic", he turns out to be the kind of weird ass nutcase who leaves flowers and love notes on your doorstop at 3 in the morning and shows up wherever you are uninvited and unprompted. The other 25% of the time he's a gay theatre nerd.
>>34428991I'm a HopeFUL Romantic.
>>34428991wow romance really is dead
I've had two crushes that were traumatized from previous boyfriends from their youth that came out as gay and broke up with them.
>>34428990No, I'm asking you based on experience. I spent six months in a small town where there were literally two immigrant run shops that set up downtown. Most of the locals started bitching about "the crime rate going up" even though the town's crime rate literally hadn't changed. The Duck Dynasty cosplayers who dominated the town's culture were literally just making shit up and using "crime rate" as a euphemism for "oh no, there are now brown people doing business downtown that's going to attract more brown people!" It was about as transparent as a pane of glass.
Oral sex-induced HPV is now the leading cause of throat cancer. Never eat box, it's not worth it!
>>34428985I was super flushed because my body decided to do that after piercing.
>>34428996You can always use a dental dam.
Similies are VERY rural-coded
I can't even imagine what it must feel like to be born to be bred.
Male anons,would you let your gf funnel feed you? if so, how many times a week?
Why do all Megan McDuffee songs literally sound almost exactly like Gwen Stefani - Cool?
>>34428991>code for variations of "nice guy", "stalker", "budding incel", or "obsessive freak"I'm tired boss. I just want to love and be loved>>34428984maybe
>>34429002sure as long as I don't choke>>34429003bc Gwen Stefani was a g
>>34428972Why would it mean that?
>>34429002no i dont wanna be fat anymore
>>34428992That could be better.
>>34428954Would you?
>>34428996i neeeeed pussy juice in my mouth tho...
>>34429002Once in college I was abducted by members of a sorority who, as part of the hazing ritual during rush week, required the new pledges to feed me ex-lax, then put a tube up my anus and suck out the diarrhea feces.
>>34429002why would she do that? is she trying to make me fat?
>>34429007>anymorewhat happened?
>>34429004>I'm tired boss.Fuck off.
>>34429014i lost all the weight by not eating and i like being not fat basically.
>>34429013yeah , feederism,
>>34429018then no, I would never date a fatty in the first place and I don't want to be fat again, took me a year to lose all that weight
How much fucking cock can most women take before it bottoms out?
>>34429016?
>>34428995And I spent my younger days in an immigrant-majority part of town as a white minority, mocked for my culture, watching it deteriorate as gang activity in our neighboring nation crossed the border while politicians did fuck all. My parents narrowly avoided being witnesses to attempted murder in a park. I need only consult our census bureau to see that the crime rate is going up, and know who is behind it. Of course, both the census bureau tries to obfuscate it.My anecdote beats yours.
Women how stinky are your shits
>>34429020feederism doesn’t mean shes fat too, just that you are/ will be lol
Either gender. What are your thoughts on this?
>>34429026oh, I didn't know about that, still wouldn't let her, I don't want to be fat
Women, whats stopping you from looking like this?
>>34429030why not?
>>34429029FNothing
>>34428958>We get stretch marks from growing too fast.Some men...
>>34429029women are not into men
Foids, how do you fall for someone like Clav even though you have a boyfriend?
>>34429033because nobody likes fat men plus it feels nice to not be fat
>>34429029MStop spamming.
>>34429029MYeah, that's what I expect from women now.
>>34429032Being in shape
>>34429004Keep posting.
>>34429029The first chick looks like an absolute psychopath.
Stop posting your fetish porn
>>34429021Based on today, probably around 6 inches and change. I thought it was closer to 5.5" based on firm dildos, but real dick has so much more give despite being so hard.
>>34429042but i like fat men anon
>>34429040Don’t know what that is
>>34428996Thank God my HPV doesn't seem to be the type to transmit long-term.
>>34429032Stretch marks from birthing a human.And gallon sized bazonkers. (I have 3lbs of boobs)
Women thoughts on anthropology and ancient hominids
>>34429050really? why?
Wish I was bottoming out in a woman rn.
>>34429054it still transmits because women can't go three weeks without fucking a new person
>>34429060u dont got the dick for it anyway, lil bro sit down
>>34429040>How do you fall for a gay male influencerBy being retarded?
>>34429063You don't know anything about my dick.
>>34429058its a fetish i have, idk why i have it but it does means i'd only ever want to be with a fat man, romantically and sexually.
>>34429066Well, we know that it's not bottoming out in a woman right now, ergo it cannot be that good.
>>34429064Clav would seduce you and put you into fuckready position where he was rubbing the head of his cock up and down your slit. You would be in slut mode.
>>34429066I know it isn't bottoming out in any women, dickcel.
>>34429021Do women even like to get bottomed out like that?
>>34429072in my experience, yes very much but only if you're not too forceful. if you actually can hit those spots it needs to be in the right position and angle otherwise its just flatly painful
>>34429068interesting, so that's something you've always been into?have you ever dated a fat man?
>>34428526Thanks. Hopefully the new government doesn't run the country even more into the ground
ahora estoy buscando la pistola para ya volarme la cabeza
>>34429072Yes, for some reason my gf loves it when I go all in and grind against her cervix.
>>34429076tocar fondo
>>34429070If he wasn't so peggable, I wouldn't even know who he was.
>>34429069>>34429071Women only care about face, so I never got a chance.
Women are you into men?
>>34428526>only choices for western nations is chud authoritarianism and infinite migration ethnic replacementgrim desu
>>34429081they care more about personality desu
>>34429076Siéntente
>>34429082MI can answer for them, and the answer is no.
>>34429084My personality is also bad.
>>34429074No I grew up with crushes on conventionally attractive slim dudes but after discovering fat fetish content turned me on, it shifted into real life attraction to fat men, now I’m kinda stuck with it. I’ve never been in a relationship so no fat bf yet sadly
>>34428862>Ew. Disgusting.that's fucking rude
Women what are things about men that you find attractive?
>>34429076Chúpame toda, quiero correrme en tu cara
who wants to watch gossip girl and cuddle with me?
>setting up tinder account>enter phone number>immediately autofills all of this "about me" bullshit with 90% accuracyI didn't think my OPSEC was that bad
>>34429094moid hands
>>34429088hope you find a fat bf in the future or a normal bf that you can fatten up!
Women do you listen to Beabadoobee? Do you think she can sing better than NBA youngboy?
Women do you shlick to moid hands?
>>34429025>Women how stinky are your shitsI eat about 200 grams of protein a day, so my farts are radioactive.
moidy moidy handz
>>34429032His character models do something to me.
Women, do you announce? If so what do you say? Do you get graphic?
>>34429104Rarely, but I have. Mostly pics from guys ITT.
did i already told you guys the story of how the girl i loved in high school ended up fucking my best friend in 2017?
women, what do your boobs smell like?
>>34429025When I took 3 liver cleanse chews just to see what would happen, my ass became a yapper the whole day.
>>34429110Yeh, I mostly just fixate on a word or phrase and repeat it a lot in between expletives.
>>34429099>Women do you listen to Beabadoobee?I only really got into her after she opened for Taylor Swift during the Eras Tour. I'm sure she can sing, but she never really tries.
>>34429112Do you have any favorites?
>>34429088never had a crush on a fat guy. not really into that kind of thing, if i met a guy and fell in love and he happened to be fat - i would still love him all the same. i would just want him to be healthy. >>34429094this kind of thing is what i enjoy most. i want to be snuggling and making my partner happy, feel good and be encouraged.
>bv and jh jerked off to my hand picsGross. Never doing that again.
>>34429121Of course. Mostly the ones guys posted while also adding some nice conversation to it. Anything to make it more than just a hand pic.
>>34429087well especially if you're uggers you gotta work on that>>34429094gossip girl is a guilty pleasure show so sure kek
>>34429099She's got a nasaly+breathy thing going on. Not my vibe.
what do you think of Osama Bin Laden and hos role in history?
>>34429110Announce what?
>>34429114Most sincere /adv/ice seeker.
>>34429098You could always get fat and become him for me : ]
>>34429096did this once and had to delete it because it blew up so much. i wasn't fond how important physical attractiveness was to most of the suiters. tinder wasn't the place to look for long time love, and i learned my lesson.
>>34428952on the jungle rn instead of sleeping https://voca.ro/1hsQUWmM36KFwhat you guys listening to?>>34429132he was a meanie and had funny pics on compooter
>>34429132Someone told me he was a CIA plant and I blindly believe what anyone tells me.
I don't have shlickable hands, I have slender fingers and dainty wrists. Is it over?
>>34429114Probably sweat. My pussy however has some mysterious notes of dragon fruit with the normal beefiness.
>>34429132He is who Hasan aspires to be. Aside from that, I think history will remember him as not a nice guy.
>>34429136what exactly makes it sexy to you and at what level does it go from "sexy" to "ew i dont like that much"
>>34429136it took me a year to lose weight though! well I wasn't planning to lose weight I was just too depressed to eat
>>34429141Yeah
>>34429147Skeletoncels stay losing.
Today I earned the "eating slightly too much food so I'll never be skinny and never be fat, only skinnyfat" award again.
Lmaoing when my introverted South Korean girlfriend has better contextual English with the toy shop owner bc she wanted to buy plushies for a discount, why are Asians so good with money?
>>34428310>men actually love interesting bitches and hate boring pushoversyeah I'm the boring pushover so the gal gotta be interesting
I've been dooming so hard the past couple days, like even on top of the normal dooming I just live with. I don't know how people keep living when nothing matters. I think I need to quite my job and just do other things and try and catch up on the rest of my life for a while but I know I'd just fuck that up and have nothing to show for it just like everything else I've ever done.
>>34429151Pajeet with shit tier genetics detected
It was the summer of 2017 and I was about to graduate high school. I really liked a girl who had a reputation for being crazy and having sex with all the guys and fighting with everyone, but I didn't care. She wasnt the prettiest but had a personality that I found fun and we got along really well
>>34429151>skinnyfatWe just call that being fat.
>>34429142ok I didn't need to know that last part
>>34429141Just be tall, hot, and good with your hands (like me)
>>34429153My gf plays with legos and animu shit she’s the most interesting person I know
>>34429092>Women what are things about men that you find attractive?If he makes me laugh.
>>34429157Shut up
>>34429161>Just be tall, hot, and good with your handsFirst two no, some chick I was with once told other women I was good with my hands though.
do no reply to him
>>34429157And during those times I used to hang out with a friend who was black. He was kind of dumb, but I liked him anyway. We smoked weed, played FIFA, and had fun.
>>34429092My gf likes the fact that I can roll her into a ball like katamari and fuck her senseless
>>34429154Same, I've been feeling like shit for weeks. It feels like I've got no control over my own life, and whatever "decisions" I make for myself are always just compromises. Couldn't get the job I wanted? Just grind more interviews and maybe I'll end up with a mediocre one if I'm lucky. Couldn't get the girl I wanted? Just go back to apps and grind away and maybe I'll find a fat chick who pretends to care about me. I don't understand the point of it all anymore.
Can't believe I actually browse this general too now.
>>34429175How'd you end up here?
>>34429160Too bad, information is free. It's your fault for reading it.
>>34429144As long as he has good hygiene then i don’t have a huge limit of how big he is. If I had to say, then maybe the 600 mark? (given that if he is 450-599 that he’s at least 5’10). I follow a lot of fat dudes on X who post themselves and some of them are in the 500s and I think they look remarkably hot. Hanging lower bellies and moobs are just a few of the things I love about a big guy.
>>34429164she sounds like a legend lol>>34429175no one forcing you>>34429169the devil needs love too
>>34429169I see Korean gf and I know it's ogre
>>34429142Fun fact my gf is Korean and they don’t smell whatsoever even their pussy and their sweat is odourless
>>34429179No friends, lost my gf and my country's /int/-general is on life supportz
>>34429181>As long as he has good hygiene then i don’t have a huge limit of how big he is.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bEWO1_-2iRU
>>34429186>they don't smellThey have greasyier complexions.
>>34429182I took her to the city yesterday and she drained my wallet buying cute little moochi toys and shit idk what the appeal is but she’s basically my smol daughter/princess I have to look after
>>34429193>she’s basically my smol daughter/princess
>>34429192Her skin is silky smooth like a baby with a dash of rosey tint I don’t see your point
>>34429186sweat generally is odorless. The BO you smell from people is them sitting for too long and being unwashed, and the sweat either sitting, or reactivating the bacteria creating the smell, not the sweat itself.If you're consistently clean, you don't sweat. Fat people tend to smell because they can't/don't clean themselves effectively, and the sweat that immediately develops in their folds tend to sit their for a long time.
>>34429171I remember I used to text this girl all the time, and during one of the conversations, she invited me and my friend over to her house, which I liked because it seemed like a good sign.
>>34429196Yeah cope and seethe faggots none of you will ever date a tiny Korean girl that’s obsessed with you
>>34429197they dont really wear makeup but focus on skincare. if you see them in makeup it is usually for some kind of event
>>34429187in what country is your country?
>>34429203I'm not coping lol, happy for you guys, I wouldn't enjoy that tho
>>34429199>unwashedIs that why indian subhumans smell so bad?
>>34429206Norgay.
do I say I'm looking for sexo in my bio? I don't want to scare away the ltr women. I wouldn't mind an ltr if she's cool but I have a feeling 95% of the women on these apps aren't going to fit that criteria
>>34428900>Women tell us something about women that men reaaaallly have NO idea aboutWomen don't like ripped bodies or big dicks. (Gay men go crazy for both, of course).
I want to be somebody
>>34429218Same
>>34429175Average atoga horny postinghttps://youtu.be/4PTjT4U7Fsk
>>34429218You are somebody. You're you.
>>34429218I just wanted to be somebody to her.
>>34429205I know she’s so trad doesn’t she have any tattoos or piercings lol >>34429208>low T postI love my gf because she basically my best friend that I can hang out with and talk to but also have extremely nasty disrespectful sex with
>>34429214So what the fuck do you like? Don't you dare tell me my vanity lifting is just for myself.
>>34429201And we had a great time that day. I remember her house was gigantic, with a pool and a lounge area with a pool table, She came from a wealthy family, we hung out, took goofy pictures that i still have to this day and talked until late at night.
>>34429190I’d happily help my fat bf clean himself if he needed it, I more or so meant that he isnt content with being unhygienic
>>34429221I want to be someone that matters though, I want to be good enough
>women have no problem with men seeing them in bikini>they freak out when a man sees them in underwearWhy are women like this?
>>34429218you already are>>34429213most girls on apps aren't looking for anything serious anyway so just be upfront>>34429225>extremely nasty disrespectful sex withwith your "daughteru/princess"? a bit weird but you do you g
>>34429226They say they don't like muscular guys but they're lying. Keep lifting.
>>34429213I think being honest upfront is probably best and any ltr would probably be better as a friend, as to not get their hopes up.>>34429225>my gf because she basically my best friend that I can hang out with and talk to but also have extremely nasty disrespectful sex withthis is basically the ultimate yes and should be goal for any lasting mono relationship
>>34429233Context matters, you retard.
>>34429220More like Average atoga femanon weight.
>>34429233Consent, n word.
>>34429232or do you want to be good enough to matter to someone who will cherish you?there is a huge difference
Retards
>>34429243Do you automatically consent to every man on a beach?>>34429240How is it a different context, it's a random man seeing you in underwear vs. random man seeing you in bikini
>>34429234Yeah I’m not having kids she’s gonna be my daughter that I spoil with love and affection constantly
>Men enjoy looking at women in bikinis>Women do not enjoy looking at men in speedosWhats up with that?
>>34429247Both
>>34429238Lmao thank you anon god bless <3
>>34429227About two weeks passed and she invited us again, only for some reason I don't remember I couldn't go that day so only my friend was going to her house
>>34428438He just always said the right things to me, sometimes it felt like he was reading my mind. We’d have the same dreams about each other
plap
>>34429247that's what I meant (I thought I was being clear)
Are moids still obsessing over Alysa Liu?
I just had a horrible draining social experience I literally feel like someone has pulled my brain through my nose and shoved it back through
>>34429250To see me in a bikini? By going in public where people are free to record me? Yes. That's the law.
>>34429218You’re (You) and that makes you special
>>34429259My gf said the same thing holy lmao positive gaslighting
>>34429253I prefer jammers.
>>34429271What?
I've banged a tinder moid yesterday
>>34429266What happened
>>34429266Incels shouldn’t date kill yourself
>>34429264Shhh they weren't.
>>34429264I found a pornstar who looks just like her so I've moved on.
>>34429257Months passed and our text conversations became less frequent and I didn't see her much. We graduated and I went to Spain for a student program and the three of us went our separate ways
>>34429259How long were you together?
>>34429275damn lol how was it>>34429266socialising sucks honestly
playing Cyberpunk made me hate men even more
I got so excited when I saw the double date thing on tinder but you have to have a friend apparently? I thought it was for MFF 3somes :(
>>34429285How so?
>>34429270thank you anon :)
>>34429284>damn lol how was it It was shit, I didn't coom, but at least I had a free dinner
>>34429285Play with legos or buy a colouring book worked for my gf
>>344292852bh that game made me a whole lot more cynical and distrusting too
>>34429285that game fucking sucks
>>34429281And one night, while in Spain, I had a Skype call with a group of friends and that black friend was with us. He practically told me that he had sex with her that day he went to the house, and even showed me text messages from her saying how good his black penis was.
>>34429283A year why
>>34429289You’re welcome.Today I learned that the trees on my street are in fact not cherry blossoms. Little kitty will have to go to big city to see them.
>>34429128Doubt it. I wouldn't be into hands attached to such a rude guy.
/atoga/, your girlfriend won't stop arguing with the 6'4 guy with cauliflower ear, what are you doing?
>>34429264I felt bad because I'm like 7 years older than her
>>34429302Just asking you seem to think highly of him, why'd you break up?
>>34429285wtf it's not even real life>>34429290lol rip, what did you eat tho>>34429294I thought it was a movie>>34429307idk why I'm in this situation to begin withidk get an ice cream for myself til they're done
>>34429298After that i never spoke to that guy again, and that girl ended up having troubles with drugs and her family and got kicked out of her house
>>34429304oh that sucks.wait do you live in japan?
>>34429259And you say you aren't hung up on him
>>34429314>idk get an ice cream for myself til they're doneWhat if he looks at you and says "You gonna control your girl, bro?"
nothing will ever beat the cyberpunk aesthetics of 80s/90s anime and bladerunner
>>34429306I wasn't rude before but I'm rude now. I don't like you people.
>>34429312We had an irreconcilable differences >>34429322I’m not really, I don’t think we would’ve made good long term partners. But it sucks to meet someone you get on with and then have to move on
Nasal cavities getting blocked up causing me to feel drowsy and mouth breathe again award
>>34429326I wish you were nicer.
hope you guys enjoyed my story
>>34429324Blade Runner isn't cyberpunk.
bros...i got my first like...
I grew up enrolled Gifted classes and with my parents telling me they thought I was a young genius.As an adult, people often completely misunderstand what I'm saying when I'm trying to express a complex idea. They'll just interpret things I say completely different than I intended them. And this prevents me from forming meaningful relationships. Which makes me wonder. Am I actually retarded?
>>34429329What kind of differences, why wouldn't it have worked?
>>34429329you fucked up your samefagging
>>34429323I would just say I'm not controlling her and tell him to leave>>34429324based, bubblegum crisis ftw>>34429331rip, do you have any nasal spray>>34429339probably just neurodivergent/an autist like most of us
They'll also tell you he was a twisted mastermind who didn't want to fuck fictionally tall women.
>>34429338good for you, bro, i hope it works out
>>34429335not really desu>>34429338on what>>34429337nta but it's tangential
>>34429348>bubblegum crisis ftwand I was thinking about that anime when I said that (and genocyber and some others)
>>34429339Parents always say that to their kids. I remember when I was little my teacher told me I should be in gifted classes which caught me completely off guard. Needless to say I am retarded and a total fuckup. My brother however was enrolled in such classes and was incredibly smart and academically gifted while simultaneously being one of the most impulsive unstable dumbest motherfuckers I'd ever met. Thanks for reading my blog post.
I'm considering breaking up with my boyfriend of 1 year because his kids are annoying. His daughter is a rude insufferable brat who sucks the fun out of everything we do.
>>34429348>probably just neurodivergent/an autist like most of usSo, in other words, you're saying I'm retarded. Somehow it's even worse when talking to people online than talking to them in person. Jesus fucking Christ.
have you ever caught your parents or any other family member in the middle of a fucking session?
>>34429354>nta but it's tangentialThe movie inspired the aesthetics of the genre but it's not Cyberpunk because it ain't got no internet.
>>34429329You say that but you sound like you miss him and awful lot
>>34429360You're like the bitch stepmom in a 90s kid film.
>i have to pay to see who liked meWHAT A FUCKING RACKET!!!!!!!!
>>34428206fucking hate foidsincluding myself
>>34429368And you're the terminally online incel who acts like you know shit about anything when you live behind a screen
>>34429338nice
Moids, why don't you save her?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDYzsHhUu9A
>>34429369just so you know a lot of those likes aren't real and if you pay they'll all go away
>>34429376Wow, you have such a warm and welcoming vibe. Can't imagine why his kids don't like you.
>>34429211Go outside and win a winter olympic medal
>>34429386They do like me, a lot. I don't let his daughter know how I feel because she's a child and teens go through shitty phases.
>>34429334I'm not nice to you because you gross me out.
>>34429392>thinks a child can't tell when someone doesn't like them
>>34429363Yes, once during a Thanksgiving holiday I accidentally saw my cousin eating out my aunt's (her mother's) pussy.
>>34429380ty for saving my money anon
Femanons, how is your sex life?
I'm going to cry.
>>34428148Why is that women who openly hate brown people get rated hotter?
Spending my gibs on energy drinks
>>34429408Why?
>>34429357>genocyberalso based>>34429362>you're saying I'm retardednot necessarily, just socially different>>34429363no thank got>>34429364>because it ain't got no internettrue dat>>34429379I don't speak Chinese>>34429411which kind >>34429408*hug*
>>34428952on the minimal techno https://voca.ro/1573QdezaBvBgonna go bed tho, night gang
All, but mainly dudes, what type of haircut do you have, what do you ask for when getting a haircut, and how much do you style it? I had the tragic experience of looking at a recent photo and realizing my shit’s all retarded. Look like a mad scientist or the heat miser.
>>34429340That’s private
>>34429365Yea I miss that feeling and I think it won’t happen again, let alone with someone who can stick around
>>34429418I ask for short all over, but medium in the front. It helps me hide my receding hairline... for now.
Women, do you prefer men with useful skills like carpentry or electrical work or men with a lot of money?
>>34429412I have no control over my life or anything that happens to me.
>>34429423Respect the hustle. I keep my long in front and top, but short on sides and back. Problem is that the top can sit higher than the front. Not sure if I need more product or if it’s the cut. I’m tempted to do a taper fade on sides of like a neo-mullet but I’m kind of anxious that it’s too much too soon and/or might not be appropriate for work
>>34429418>Look like a mad scientist or the heat miserlol I wake up like this sometimesthese days I don't style it desu I just get it cut when it gets too long, I usually get it cut pretty short but leave a bit more on the top (like short back and sides grade 3), have dark curly hair so thankfully don't really need to do much with it besides condition regularly (used to use mousse also)>>34429433you can always ask the barber/hairdresser what they recommend lol>>34429426you haz more control than you realise but sometimes it's good to just sit with the present and accept what is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFpNFu83zC8
Either gender: is it really that off-putting to be quiet, soft-spoken, kind of awkward, and not good at speaking as a man?
That’s why I love her so hard I know that nothing matters but her
>>34429442M, no but biased as I'm the same way. As long as you still make an effort in social situations and try to speak up sometimes. And you can kinda make up for it in other ways like being witty or compassionate/a good listener. Just find a yapper girl lol
Wish there was a place like pol but without the jew hatred 2bh
>>34429442Yeah
>>34429447sorta defeats the purpose
>>34429450It's impossible to be edgy without advocating for a second holocaust?
>>34429446I kinda make an effort but I also suffer from social anxiety so it's hard for me to speak up sometimes. I'm not really witty at all 95% of the time although I would like to be. But I am a compassionate/good listener. >>34429448Well shit
>>34429447I wish there was a place like here but with all the constant bigotry 2bh
>>34429438Yeah… it’s like my default look now. I try to use a bit of pomade in the front but it’s like only fingertips amount. Not sure if I need more or like a clay. It could also be a barber issue. It’s one of the first decent shops I’ve found but the guy is old school. I’ve gotten close to what I want but I’m kind sus that silk end up with some 50’s puritan cut if I ask him for his thoughts. Not even sure he can do a taper fade. May just have to say #2 on sides. Problem is that he keeps the sides and back the same length, so I’m terrified of what that would look like, lol.
>>34429419I see, was it bad or something?
Men, how do we get you to start approaching again?
>>34429457Reddit might be more your speed
>>34429424If a guy has a lot of money there is zero reason for them to have a "useful skill" like carpentry or electrical, they can just hire someone that will do better work.
>>34429455I'm shy as hell too, always have been, I think it's best to not beat yourself up about it and just embrace and beee your awkward self and try not to worry about any self consciousness, that makes it easier. And remind yourself that you deserve to speak and be part of conversations and heard as much as others>I am a compassionate/good listenerThis is also a great trait so you can capitalise on this>>34429424NAG but a lot of carpenters/electricians, especially experienced ones with their own business, make a lot of money lol>>34429464How do we get you to stop spamming this jk
Why does she lie and make excuses? Actually I know why it's just kind of annoying and extremely transparent. Does she think I'll buy it?
>>34429473What's she lying about?
>>34429475Every time she farts she blames it on the dog.
>>34429463Not really just unfortunate
B&
You sit there in your heartacheWaiting on some beautiful boy toTo save you from your old waysYou play forgivenessWatch it now, here he comesHe doesn't look a thing like JesusBut he talks like a gentlemanLike you imagined when you were young
>>34429475Just things she does or doesn't do, tries to blame stuff on something else so it doesn't seem personal. Not out of malice I don't think. Tries to pull the same card multiple times too. Oh well girls will be girls.
>>34429486I don't listen to Mormon music.
>>34429487Why do you care
>>34429363>have you ever caught your parents or any other family member in the middle of a fucking session?Too many. A 4-bedroom house with eight people and thin walls will do that.>>34429402>Femanons, how is your sex life?Active and private
>>34429421Do you think if you meet anyone else they'll be able to measure up. Being your first and everything
How true is this lyric?>But she only cums when she's on top
>>34429473What type of excuses?
>>34429503Sure I think someone will measure up but I don’t think they’ll want me
>>34429505Women don't cum
>>34429418Me too I just wing it every time and hope it looks good. I don't have any style
I've swiped through all of the women in my area. Most are fat or look older than me even though they're younger than me. Back to bars and concerts I suppose
>>34429502>eight peopleYour parents were poly?
>>34429418>what type of haircut do you have, what do you ask for when getting a haircutShaved head which I do myself.
Latinas are...Bros Latinas are kind of toxic aren't they?
>>34429447Let’s start a forum!
>>34429368this was my first thought lmao
An a dating app
>>34429518that would be cool
>>34429499What do you mean why do I care. I just think it's kinda, funny I guess? To watch her bumble around some excuse. >>34429506Blaming it on technical issues for example.
Janny, can you please ban the spammed? Fucking tired of this shit
>>34429520Ana spongebob https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xILQRZ1F1OE
I'm 37 is it weird now that I want to pay someone to teach me about sex? We don't have to do anything sexual I just would like to learn it even if I never partake in it due to being ugly, or just too much of a mental spaz to do such a thing with someone.
>>34429526spamming isn't a crime, seethegotta be up in 5hr tho, laters
>>34429518>>34429520Terrible idea. We all know how duolicious went.
>>34429529I remember a decade or two ago pop culture had a brief fascination with the idea of "sexual surrogates" basically a sex educator who would have sex with you.
>>34429531I think we should start nothing new and instead just nuke these threads (really this entire site should be nuked)
Fuck you for having a girlfriend and posting her in your video, normalfag scum.
>>34429525Blaming what on technical issues
Goddam we're at page 8 already?
>>34429526
>>34429538Let it get to 10 before making a new thread
New Euphoria tonight, will y'all be watching?
>>34429539I was actually arrested by a female officer once back in my villain era lol
>>34429509You sure you wouldn't keep thinking of him and comparing others to him
>>34429536who lol?
Guys Don't you hate the feeling of being attracted to something but not being aroused? It's like you want to be around a character but don't feel like jerking off.Also IRL porn is disgusting. I don't know how people watch it more than once in a blue moon
>>34429541Why would I do that?>>34429543I'd rather get shot than be arrested by a girl 2bh
>>34429541No. I'm watching john wick again.
>>34428148Fthis is such a dumb nothing of a controversy, Im Mexican and if I was out there doing the loud rolling mariachi trills in my cheer I wouldn't give less of a fuck if she- or anyone really- said they don't like it and to stop because I understand that not everything is for everyone, everyone has their tastes and everyone can't like every single thing, yes even parts of cultures or cultures sheesh Im sure that Arab person has a million thing about US/white culture they complain about all the time too
>>34429544I'm sure
>>34429550What do you mean by irl porn? Like going to a place to watch people fuck?
>>34429550>IRL porn is disgusting. I don't know how people watch it more than once in a blue moonagreedif I do need imaginationfuel I just look at 2D>Don't you hate the feeling of being attracted to something but not being aroused?uh not really I guess? horniness comes and goes, but one can still appreciate if something is attractive
State gender Thoughts?
>>34429552>I'd rather get shotlolI mean I was suicidal that's why I got arrested
>>34429539Thought I recognized that fucking streetcar and uniform.
>>34429560M>gradual decreasegood, this board is a shithole
>>34429560Color rule?
>>34429564Green is anons red is namefags blue is tripfags
>>34429558No, like watching people fuck instead of animations/comics or reading about it
>>34429560namefag summer approaches
>>34429565>more namefagsYessssss
>>34429554John Wick looks like Charlie, you're so obvious.
>>34429513>Your parents were poly?No, I just had five siblings in the house but they both did have a kid with other people
>>34429569I want to namefag but it's annoying having to put the name back on every time (because I post on other boards sometimes)
>>34429570Shushhhhhhh
>>34428148Why do so many women list "painting my nails" as their hobby?It's not a hobby. It's the female equivalent of masturbation.
>>34429556If she doesn't respond for a while for example. Sometimes it kinda cute but it's like. Come on.
>>34429573You can't just keep separate tabs open?
>>34429577Lol wrong person
I could've been successful in relationships early in life and had sex with girls I actually found attractive if only I wasn't homeschooled. Shit hurts to think about but thems the apples.
>>34429576it can take hours if you do actual nail art lol, I had a colleague who used to do really cool stuff
>>34429580same but if I wasn't mentally ill and was more normal and confident. fumbled too many baddiesgrass is greener though, no point thinking about it, just enjoy what you do have in life
>>34429578I'm sure I've tried that but it doesn't work
>>34429580This was meant for GIOYC but it's too late to delete
>>34429584half the posts in these threads are effectively GIOYC anyway tbqh
>>34429583What browser do you use?
>>34429515>Latinas are...Bros Latinas are kind of toxic aren't they?No, we just love big, but the pendulum swings. >>34429541>New Euphoria tonight, will y'all be watching?No, my wife is still catching up. I'm hesitant how it will be without Eric Dane and Angus Cloud.
>>34429582I've already had all the time in the world to enjoy what I have. I've already gone over every nice memory, every bad one, and every one in between. Now I'm reliving parts of my life I want to ignore but there isn't really an escape from it besides getting lost in meaningless projects. On that note, it started raining while I was changing my sparkplugs. Everything sounds much nicer.
>>34429541is that a show or something? this is the only euphoria I know https://youtu.be/EWV6Tndsew8
>>34429580You're not homeschooled anymore, what's stopping you from meeting girls now?
>>34429566Why?
>>34429591>started raining while I was changing my sparkplugsdamn lol, is the car working good tho? (I don't know anything about cars)>>34429591>already had all the time in the world to enjoy what I havewell you can always try new things>>34429594>what's stopping you from meeting girls nownta but a lot of thingsI just try to enjoy other things in lyfe
>>34429595it's grotesque, the people that decide to film themselves/be filmed are usually fat and/or ugly (not my type), and it's a terrible analogue for actual emotional fulfilment. It's like eating bread and sugar when you're hungry instead of meat and fat. I more often jerk off to my own imagination then fall asleep.
What’s the best feeling
>>34429602Lewd
>>34429602pondering how 41% of trannies will neck themselves
>>34429587google chrome (too lazy to import all my bookmarks to another browser)
>>34429579Oh whoops >>34429537>>34429577How did I click one so far off I need to fucking sleep better.
>>34429598>is the car working good thoThe rockercovers need new gaskets (oil in the ignition coil cylinder), the anchor mounts I bought off rockauto are already failing, and the rack and pinion needs to be changed. There's a bad metal scraping noise that happens very rarely when I turn and I can't put a finger on what's causing it. I'll be swapping out brake pads later when I feel like getting the bitch on jacks. Otherwise she drives like a dream. The tranny sounds great and the oil is clean.>well you can always try new thingsI do, but they don't satisfy the right needs. >>34429594>what's stopping you from meeting girls now?I've more or less aged out the group of people I actually find attractive and I work from home. All of my hobbies and interests are solitary and I tend to blend into crowds and make myself unknown.
>>34429602going to bed (which I'm doing rn)
The playboy account popped on my Instagram feed and I was shockedIt's just chick storiesWhat the hell? Fucking porno magazines are just feminist spew now
>>34429611How long is she not responding for?
>>34429602Drugs
>>34429600Very femcoded
>>34429614>The rockercovers need new gaskets (oil in the ignition coil cylinder), the anchor mounts I bought off rockauto are already failing, and the rack and pinion needs to be changedI have no idea what any of this means but I hope it's easily fixable>The tranny sounds greatuwot>she drives like a dreamnice oneewell, at least you have a comfy WFH job, do you not like milfs thohope you find happiness anyways
>>34429616Lucky. I’m rocking out to Danny go songs
>>344296192 hours
>>34429602Getting in the zone when running
Moids would you be bold enough to ask for feet pics on your delivery app?
>>34429625>Luckynot that lucky cause I have to be up in like 4 hoursI need to stop posting here lolenjoy your choons tho :D
>>34429626That's nothing
How come every woman has PCOS or endometriosis these days?
>>34429623>I have no idea what any of this means but I hope it's easily fixablekinduv. One of the ones in the back took me about eight hours to change and required two engine mounts in addition to a propah lift.>uwotThe transmission sounds good>do you not like milfs thoI dont remember saying that>hope you find happiness anywayslikewise
>>34429633I don't
>>34429614>aged out the group of people I actually find attractiveHave you tried not being a pedo?
>>34429619Could be a few days to a few weeks when it's outside of her usual cadence. Like I don't bring it up but when she does address it she hits me with something like that.
>>34429622Sorry, I'm a dude.
>>34429629>punny aka girldick
>>34429637Cool, would you have my child?
>>34429629no because no matter how perverted i get, i still cannot for the life of me get into feet or understand them. its just a totally nonsexual thing for me
>>34429639>outside of her usual cadenceWhich is
>>34429637Then what's your problem
>>34429638>pedoIt hasn't been THAT long
>>34429640Did I say you were a girl?
>>34429643Yeah it's weird, just be into armpits like a normal person.
>>34429642Idk do you have dick diseases?
>>34429629Feet are gross and idk why the fuck somw men go so fucking crazy for it
>>34429647>It hasn't been THAT longThen go for legal teens/college chicks you weirdo.
>>34429644Every day or two.
>>34429633I cast a spell on them.
>>34429651SOME feet are gross. Hers in particular.
>>34429648I didn't know what the point of you saying "femcoded" was
>>34429650Yeah but it's not contagious.
>>34429653Just tell her you need her to message more then
>>34429659You have a similar feeling towards porn as a lot of the femanons here
>>34429629No
>>34429652>legal teens/college chicks...it has been a bit longer than that.
>>34429658ALL feet are gross
>>34429665... I'm afraid to ask how old you are now.
>>34429661If she wanted to then she'd do it herself lol.
>>34429567I'm gonna get namefag wasted
>>34429663well i guess that's good to kno
I don't get what's so great about porn
>>34429668Then why do you care so much
>>34429672It's a stand in when there's nothing else
>>34429667about 22Like I said, I know the law and I know myself. It isnt happening so I'll let it be
Penis when and where
>>34429676Now and here.
>>34429634>likewiseCheerzNeed to stop posting here tho>>34429672There's nothing great about it>>34429665Just date women your age>I'm not attracted to themDon't date then
>>34429675Nta but you're 22? What the hell from the way you were talking I thought you were in your 30s/40s lol. Chillax then nibba
Just watch amateur porn damn
Guys, please explain why you act like this on first dates and try to psychoanalyze girls? First dates are about conversation and getting to know the person and just seeing if you click and are compatible. This is just mean and cruel. I would never treat a guy like this on a first date.
>>34429681>I thought you were in your 30s/40s/atoga/ is the teen section of the 4chan library
>>34429682It's full of industry plants.
>>34429682amateur porn is still gross. Those people are nasty too
>>34429675Is it the physique or the mental immaturity that you're attracted to? There are always small and retarded adult women you could date instead.
I'm starting to consider a man being in therapy a HUGE red flag in dating now.It seemed for a while, like say the last 5 years or so there has been this huge push to get more men to see therapists and work on themselves and everyone seemed to think this was a positive. But it seems actually this has been not a good thing, from my own personal experience I'm been on dates and a few relationships with men in therapy, and they are using it like they have unlocked a new superpower. I've had therapy-speak weaponized and used against me, and it more and more seems like this is just teaching them to be more manipulative, more cunning and sly. They now have an array of various tactics at their disposal unknown to them previously, and they are using it to trick us and use suggestion and coercion. I hate feeling like this, like I have to be on the defensive because guys are so well versed now in additional manipulative skills, but what else can I do?
A message from Paddy McPunchwife: the moment you love her is the moment you lose her!
>>34429676When you least expect it
>>34429695>I'm starting to consider a man being in therapy a HUGE red flag in dating now.You better stop giving us shit for suping up asian cars and drinking brown liquor alone instead of going to therapy then
>>34429700Penis when and where (without rape) ?
>>34429683I don't lol, that guy sounds lie a fricking assholeThis woman a few months ago was trying to psychoanalyse me though when she was drunk and kept harping on about things, it was really annoying and condescending lol. So I declined when she asked me to sleep over at hers
>>34429684Oh that’s embarrassing
do girls want to be rescued like a princess?
>>34429709LMAO
>>34429629Yes, but I’d be afraid of what I’d get. Also I am trusting someone enough to pick up food. It is a fragile trust. I’m not sure I’d want to risk it.
>>34429702Go outside, there are many penises there.
>>34429694Definitely physique but also their minds usually aren't clouded with genuinely stupid shit. Women will spend their lives being immature media addicts and gossips, so catching them earlier when they're in their peak physical form and when their minds are less jaded is best. I can't do that anymore, so I'm not actively in the game. If I come across a woman that ticks those boxes for me, then I might go for it but I'm not counting on being happy.
>>34429695>hey, I've seen this one before...>>34429684I'm getting too unc for this board >>34429689All sexhavers are gross tbqhIf I was the king, I'd outlaw it and save the planet
>>34429718>so catching them earlier when they're in their peak physical form
>>34429709Do men even want to be fathers?I feel like men will never be a "fake baby toy in old age" kind of human.
>>34429719sexhavers aren't gross, the people who choose to broadcast it are
>>34429715I sometimes accidentally get my feet in my meat qualifying pictures when doing groceries.
My day>Wife is sick>I usually handle most things, but today I handle literally everything >She sneers at pretty much everything I do and tells me its wrong>Whenever I do something she asks she tries to gaslight me about it and say I did it in a provocative or mean way>I took the baby with me to go to the bathroom so she wouldn't have to mind him and she screams at me for not taking the toddler too>I'm sleeping on the couch which is fine because we haven't had sex in yearsLadies, this isn't something repairable, right? I should walk?
What do men who think like this look like >>34429718
>>34429645I have no problems
>>34429723>Do men even want to be fathers?Yes, 100%. I want to have several kids and be responsible for making sure they grow up as smart and connected as they can. All I have to do is find a woman that I could stand doing that with. It'd be best if she were at work so I could focus on doing a good job at home.
>>34429711>>34429723explain
>>34429726Yeah, you're too retarded to be a viable husband. She should divorce you for a newer model.
>>34429673What do you mean, I'm just saying it's puzzling behaviour.
>>34429725So I should start ordering steaks then?
>>34429727Autistic guy who works in tech
>>34429733How is it puzzling if you don’t care about cadence
>>34429726Bruh
>>34429734I swear if I get an order with like 6 different kinds of meat packs at least two of them will have feet. I need to reign in my photo skills.
>>34429734imagine desiring the sight of an obese 40 year old single mother's pig hooves
>>34429732We should definitely divorce, and I think I am a bit emotionally retarded for what it's worth.
All, do you usually go out either your siblings to bars and music events? Do you feel comfortable going out and dancing and drinking with other people while they’re there or are they kind of a boat anchor restricting how you act?
Women, would you wear a confederate flag bikini?
>>34429674explain>>34429678>There's nothing great about itI agree.
>>34429749>she has no boobs so she has to go for pickme shock valueshe trapmogs me
>>34429744Nah, you've got good ole below 70 IQ for wanting to give her peace and not managing both children, that you know are alive and require parenting, to actually give her peace as you said you were going to do.
>>34429731Being nice to foids causes them to resent you and they act like this:>>34429726>>34429732Just pump and dump them forever
Anita Man
>>34429726>I should walk?the point of marriage is for the children.
>>34429746My siblings all hate me and the only one to ever take me anywhere was my sister in high school who literally dropped me off alone at a bowling alley to go fuck her boyfriend all night.My older brother and I were scheduled to go to a Radiohead concert later on but he cancelled last minute saying he couldn't get tickets. Found out later that he went with a friend instead using my money
>>34429755I'm going to elbow the next foid I cum inside in the mouth on your behalf
I'm sad, I'm tired of only seeing ugly women or women in relationships
>>34429742Okay, so steak, pork tenderloin, a whole chicken, some stir fry beef, kielbasi, and probably a rump roast. >photo skillsYou and me both. Decided to give apps another go so tried to get some photos taken of me while at a music event. They turned out horrible. Hair’s all fucked. I looked like some strange ethnic gremlin from some Eastern European country you’ve never heard of kinda bad. Horrifying.>>34429743You sound jealous.
>>34429695American women cry men toxic, no emotion, never talk feeling! So men listen, go therapy, learn say I feel invalidated instead of just grunt and drink alcohol. Now women mad men use words against them? Like give dog bone, then angry when dog chew shoe! Weaponize? Ha! American women weaponize everything first. Toxic masculinity, gaslight, red flag, trauma response. Men just copy women game, now women lose and cry foul!In my home country, man no go therapy. If sad, man chop wood, fix tractor, drink with brother, or fuck wife hard. Problem solve. Here in America? Therapy like candy. Everyone eat, get addicted, spit fancy words. "I can't show up for you right now." Man say that to you? Good! Means he smart, see you as drama queen who drain like old battery. You want vulnerable man? But only when he vulnerable in way you like, cry on your shoulder, then pay bill and never complain. If he set boundary? Weaponizing! If he communicate? Therapyspeak abuse! Pick one, stupid American girl!You put effort in dating? Effort mean wear push up bra, post thirst trap, expect man chase like dog after sausage. But when man go therapy and learn he deserve peace, suddenly man avoidant attachment, bad! No, he just no want your crazy. You complain men fuck around no intention, but when man try be better, use words you teach him, you mad too. Make up mind! Slut is slut, and complainer is complainer. No ethical complaining make it better.Real talk from old world: therapy good for some, but most American women use as club to beat men, now men pick up club and swing back. Cry patriarchy ruin therapy! No, women ruin dating with rules, now rules bite woman flabby ass. American women, go do real therapy! Learn why chase fuckboys then whine when good man say needs matter too. Stop weaponize your own bullshit and maybe find man who no need fancy words, just strong back and honest heart. Or keep posting forever single with boundaries, empty bed, and many cats.
>>34429764Lmao
>>34429763Any female that would have sex with you would be a masochist anyway. Doy
>>34429757
>>34429683I actually found the tiktok and checked out the full story>She says "you can ask me anything. What's up?" Asked her for her body count and she got extremely butthurt and offended>Guy called out exact anxiety medication and dosage she was on>Asked why she thinks her ex cheated on her and if her ex was now married (Spoiler Alert: Ex is indeed married to the chick he cheated with)>Called her out for fake allergies and that she was probably a vegan (all correct)She was extremely pissed that he called out her Ex cheating on her and being married now. That's actually what set off this video.
Is tapping a chick on the back of the shoulder when she is giving you a blowjob a clear signal you are about to cum? This is like a commonly known thing right?
>>34429783It's not a universal sign of cumming while being blown, no. You should have established it before sex as a defined signal.
Women, why can’t you cook? Why didn’t your mom teach you any of her recipes?
>>34429762See Im the opposite. We do everything together. We go to the bar once or twice a month, but I kind of feel suffocated. Don’t feel like I have the freedom to go make a fool of myself and/or talk to other people without having to watch her or ensure she’s having fun. That being said, even in the rare chances she’s not able to go, I tend to be a wallflower, but I have managed to make a small number of friends going solo. No dates though. Idk what’s wrong with me.
>>34429754I was being nice to the nice flat femanons but fine
>>34429783i shout pineapple
>>34429788I can cook better than my mom ever did.
>>34429788My mom mostly didn't cook. I learned it anyway from my grandmother.
>>34429746I go to the movies with my siblings sometimes.
>>34429755Thanks for the unfiltered hatred. I don't get enough of that in my day as is. I hope you got your little dopamine hit off it.>>34429759Yes, I know. That's why I'm not gone already
>>34429683>Gets to the point>Doesn't fanny about on multiple dates if there are incompatibilities Don't see the issue. Kokobeaute did this on guys, and she was a boss babe for that. You ladies don't like the turntables.
>>34429738It's not that I don't care about it what's puzzling is how she tries to explain it away and just generally, if she didn't wanna talk then she wouldn't be coming back but if she does then why do all that.
>>34429789I wish I had what you have at least a little.I think your problem is more easily fixable than mine. Just push your boundaries a bit and head out solo. Challenge yourself to connect. I used to be super shy but in College I forced myself into an improv troupe and I wound up leading the thing.
>>34429783Just say I'm gonna cum
>>34429796You wrote the rage bait of a post. Why are you treating me so nicely?
>>34429751>explainWhen you have a gf you fuck her or if she's not there you jerk off to her pictures. When you don't, you use the next best thing.
Women, I am a high-value man in the 2026 dating market. My job is to allocate my time, attention, and resources. Last quarter, I reallocated it from 47 modern women on the apps to the gym, my career, and the silence that actually delivers. Modern women do not need a provider. They have Instagram validation, OnlyFans side hustles, and a roster of orbiters. It is on the slide. The slide was titled “Capital Reallocation.” My boys wanted to call it “Soft Nexting.” I told them to use both. One for the group chat. One for the mirror. The group chat version had the entitlement projections. The mirror version had a stock photo of a sunrise over an empty bed. Same numbers. Different clip art.The budget is my prime years. The data said smaller emotional teams deliver more complete peace more quickly. This is true. A team of zero delivers no drama at all. We are approaching perfection. I approved the infrastructure budget for my own life and the ghosting on the same page because they are the same decision. You cannot fund the future without removing the cost basis they replace. This is not a “dating reduction.” This is an input substitution. The spreadsheet does not have a column for her feelings. It has a column for ROI. The ROI column is green.The restructuring fund is the last three months of my attention. I raised $500k in focus last quarter via quitting the apps, which is why you know it is going well. When you file with yourself to increase the budget for walking away, that is called momentum. The per-head replacement cost is $0 in peace. I want you to sit with that number. Not because it is small. Because it is a number at all. We have modeled, to the hour, the cost of mass-producing the thing that makes a modern woman unnecessary. And the number is in a cell, and the cell has a formula, and the formula references another sheet titled “Dating Optimization Assumptions (v14).” There have been fourteen versions. Each version had fewer women..
why do I attract more women on 4chan and irl than I do on dating apps?
>>34429802That takes you out of the moment. I would rather not say anything.
>>34429804Because it actually happened to me and I'm posting here only because I have no one else to talk to. I understand the confusion though.
>>34429808Familiarity and commonality
>>34429801I think this is probably what I’m going to have to do. These bar trips are themed events so it’s not like I can go solo without her being there, but maybe I just go to a different bar during the weeks inbetween. We just sit at a table and hang out. I don’t feel like I have the freedom to dance, talk with others at th bar, hang out on the stairs and outside with other people. Kind of if you’re not interacting with people, they don’t know you, you don’t make friends, you don’t get dates kind of thing.
>>34429808Because dating apps are shit for that
>>34429811I'm sorry your husband is retarded. You may speak freely.
>>34429814Have you considered joining a club or something? There are all different types and you can use the regular meetings to talk to people.
>>34429808You guys attract women on 4chan?!
>>34429808do you let them see your face or anything, or do they just see you for your text?>>34429788>why can't you cook>replies saying otherwiselmao.>>34429783i mean i could probably guess that it means that, or that he'd want it to stop for some reason.
>>34429805>you use the next best thing.audio porn?
>>34429825Whatever gets your rocks off
>>34429816Then where are people meeting each other these days outside of school?>>34429821Yes>>34429823>do you let them see your face or anything, or do they just see you for your text?Both
how do i confront my fiance about his dingleberries?on quite a few occasions I've pulled back the sheets to find a dingleberry.I dont look at his asshole so I can't say if there's shit just plastering it but it still grosses me out.how do I go about it without embarrassing/hurting him or his feelings?
>>34429827>Then where are people meeting each other these days outside of school?Outdoor recreational activities, friends and family, concerts, clubs
>>34429820Yeah, probably. I like the bar music crowd though. Id like to meet someone who shares that same interest as it’s not something I’d want to give up even if I did find someone. Thats not to close doors, but I honestly don’t know what other clubs I could join that would’ve fun enough to justify the time. I usually get off work exhausted.
>>34429830>things that have never happened
Women don't understand dating optimization. The academic term is surveillance desire. The industry term is commitment minimization. When every woman in the same market uses the same apps and the same scripts, it functions as de facto price fixing of male investment. Same mechanism as the rental pricing scandals. Same logic. Same outcome.Here’s what the algorithm sees when you swipe. Your last three almost relationships, your debt to validation ratio, how quickly you accepted the previous situationship, your zip code level thirst trap frequency. It calculates your reservation wage for male attention and sets the bare minimum reciprocity just above it. Your actual value doesn’t set the relationship. Your desperation does.A new cohort of women asked me why the algorithm factored in body count history. I explained that it correlates with financial fragility in the attention economy, and fragility predicts acceptance velocity. They asked if that was fair. I said it was standard. They asked whose standard. I showed them the vendor’s compliance page. They called it toxic. That’s organizational learning.The data flows in one direction. We know your tolerance threshold. You don’t know ours. We know what you’ll settle for. You think you’re negotiating. The algorithm already budgeted for exactly one round of where is this going. There is a freeze option. High value men can simply reallocate prime year capital and walk. Most women don’t know it exists. We don’t mention it in the bio. We don’t mention it in the I’m healing arc. We don’t mention it anywhere. That’s by design. The entire system requires your ignorance to function. If every high value man froze his attention tomorrow, the whole dating economy would have nothing left to optimize.I froze mine the week I started this analysis. I run Valuation Analytics. I know what the tools see. I just build them for everyone else.
>>34429830Obviously you ask him to to dommy mommy rp and then tell him to put on a diaper and then wipe his crotch and booty hole clean yourself before fellating him./sarcasm
>>34429823>i mean i could probably guess that it means that, or that he'd want it to stop for some reason.Could you though? Women seem kind of dumb and oblivious at times.
>>34429834thanks incelGPT
Size difference is so good
>>34429830Just tell him you'll fuck him more if he gets a full Brazilian
How do I stop worrying about literally everything in dating? I overanalyze everything this girl does and assume every little thing I do is going to make her hate me, but she's always been happy to meet up whenever I ask and texts back immediately every time (except the one time she didn't for 2 days which destroyed me).
>>34429841It’s good until it isn’t. I’m too tall for midget woment. sub5’6 hater
when I had a gf I stopped masturbating to women that weren't her (this includes anime)
>>34429841I knooooow wh he is 6 inches and you are 8in
>>34429841Micro peen x large vagina <{o_o}>
>>34429847Gay
>>34429846Never done that. Even if I did, I think I’d struggle to give up the soft twink videos.
>>34429843you can't, thats who you are and you'll going to ruin this too by demanding she's perfect or you have a meltdown, thats just how it goes with entitled people that can't handle anything but getting their way all the time
>>34429845Why do tall men deny short women happiness
I was chilling in the couch watching my sports when my female dog raped by forearm out of nowhere. Women why are you like this regardless of species?
>>34429840I stress test female offers against actual delivered value. Not the curated Instagram reel. Not the my standards manifesto. Not the soft launch I’m a catch narrative. The cold, post tax reality of what arrives after the honeymoon dopamine fades. We pull the full file. Reply latency curves, roster churn rate, boundaries frequency as a proxy for control testing, and how fast the I don’t need a man branding collapses into expectation once a high value man shows up. The data is merciless.Modern women have perfected a low effort, high optionality product. Maximum aesthetic leverage, minimal relational skin in the game. They sell feminine energy as a premium feature while running parallel beta tests with a dozen orbiters. They price in emotional unavailability as self care, then act shocked when men price in the same and walk. The failure mode is structural. They optimized for short term attention arbitrage instead of long term compounding peace. They replaced discipline with therapy speak and accountability with my healing journey. They trained themselves to chase the top 5% while offering bottom quartile reciprocity. Then they wonder why the clearing price for their attention keeps falling. We model it quarterly.The delta between marketed value and realized value has widened every cycle. The market has repriced them accordingly. High value men no longer bid. They simply freeze participation and redirect dry powder to gym, mission, and the silence that yields positive carry. Women call it avoidant men or the apps are broken. We call it prudent risk management. Women thought they built the perfect system for extracting maximum male effort at minimum personal cost. Congratulations. The unintended consequence was making yourselves optional. We ran the updated stress test. The entire vertical now fails the hurdle rate on peace adjusted returns.So we exited. Cleanly. Quietly. No drama line item left on the books.
what the fuck is dingleberries
>>34429856>my female dog raped by forearm out of nowhereThis is what we do to your forearm pics btw
>>34429858Bits of poop in your ass hairs
>>34429858Bits of poop stuck in your ass hair.
>>34429841Short women are the best :DAlthough I've been contemplating the height of my future children... I don't want to ruin my 6 foot+ genetics :(((
>>34429858Little chunks of shit that men don't wipe their asshole to remove. (We wipe in america, bidets are a rich or ethnic people thing)
>>34429854I'll be straight with you my dude, it sounds like you had a bad experience with someone else and you're projecting them onto me.
>>34429864It’s a hygiene and toilet paper issue. Bidets are straight up unsanitary.
>>34429857is this your new "men are dropping out of society at an alarming rate" spam?
I refuse to believe functional adults have dingleberries and skid marks.
>>34429865sure, we both know how this will go
>>34429894It's been going well so far, I'm just asking how to stop worrying.
>>34429866bidets spray poo particles everywhere
>>34429800You aren’t her top priority
>>34429893they don't, anon is having a sperg out over "women date men with shit on their ass instead of dating decent men like ME" because JHs ex used to leave skid marks on the bed but whoever she dates isn't representative of all women
>>34429894I would do a study on how many men with wives do not wipe their own ass propperly enough. But asking men for a surprise bootyhole inspection might scare them away unless they were a freak.
>>34429893You'd be right. Unfortunately there are plenty of nonfunctional ones.
>>34429867No. This isn’t men dropping out of society. This is men running a proper risk committee on their own prime capital and deciding women's' vertical fails every stress test. Women built a dating market optimized for female optionality. This means infinite validation at near zero personal cost, and roster churn as standard operating procedure. This turned relationships into a low skin in the game SaaS product with endless free trials. We simply read the underwriting report.The delta between a woman's marketed value and delivered peace is now structural. High value men aren’t “dropping out.” We’re reallocating dry powder away from negative carry assets and into gym, mission, and the silence that actually compounds positive returns. I call it fiduciary duty to self. The data doesn’t lie. Women's tolerance threshold for male effort keeps rising while their reciprocity yield keeps falling. The market cleared that mismatch the only rational way possible. Reduced bidding.We call it prudent portfolio construction. The ROI remains green and the graph keeps moving up and to the right
>>34429896Yes and the ones suspended in water dry on the ass or in the underwear, so there’s one layer (pants) protecting from that from getting on chairs and upholstery. Most don’t even wear underwear. It’s really quite nasty.
>>34429898My exes weren't like that and idk why you felt the need to even bring me up in the first place. Good night, reevaluate your choices.
>>34429897I know I never said I was
>>34429899surprise bootyholen inspection sounds like a good time if you catch my drift
>>34429904when the topic is unwanted turds you tend to come to mind
>>34429907Oh really now?
how to meet 4chan men
>>34429917Hi.
>>34429917Become fap fuel and be your whole self here.
WomenWhat makes a fictional guy attractive to you?
>>34429917be brown but also racist
>>34429918hinow what
>>34429895spontaneously grow confidence
>>34429921Inhuman features.
>>34429925How inhuman?
>>34429921Usually plot
>>34429899Are modern women really out here crowd sourcing surprise bootyhole inspections like it’s legitimate market research? Your reducing the entire male female value exchange to “does he wipe properly” while ignoring the fully loaded P&L on your side. The 47-man roster residue, the constant frame audits disguised as standards, the emotional tax you levy for basic presence, and the post wall panic when the high value men already reallocated. We ran the model anyway.A man can master ass wiping technique to clinical standards and still get negative peace yield once the drama line item, delayed reciprocity, and where is this going premium hit the books. The hygiene issue is fixable in one week. The entitlement burn rate and low agency drag are structural. You want to inspect men for basic maintenance while offering curated chaos, zero discipline, and maximum optionality. Elegant. You turned dating into a quality control audit where only men get audited and only women set the pass/fail with moving goalposts.High value men don’t submit to random inspections. We run due diligence on the entire vertical and exit when the risk adjusted return on peace goes negative.The real surprise inspection already happened. We looked at the books, marked the valuation, and walked.Peace still clears harder than any freak level compliance test. The spreadsheet doesn’t lie.
>>34429917Hello. Where are you from?
>>34429927Such as?
>>34429921They can close the book and stop reading. Or turn the movie or show off.
>>34429923idk I stopped using discord...
>>34429915I don’t discriminate, especially if there’s latex involved lol
>>34429762THIS IS BETTER THAN STANDING STILL AT A RADIOHEAD CONCERT
>>34429931>They can close the book and stop readingIt's gotta go back to library on Thursday. Do you want me to get late fees!
Dang this girl seems kinda cool but she has vitiligo. I'll swipe left but not because she's fat or ugly, she's kinda cute but not doing it for me
>>34429928>High value men don’t submit to random inspections.Pfffff you have a dirty butthole, doncha buddy?
I won
>>34429936>but she has vitiligoSo?
>>34429938Ok walt
>>34429930Tragic backstory, and then positive male character rolemodeling is my meta.
>>34429938Won wat
>>34429940Well I'd just always feel bad for her and I wouldn't want to always feel pity
The sound of your voice and the things that you say
So a coworker (female) has randomly texted me:>"I made a bad choice">"the first day is always the hardest and then it gets easier">"i need you to tell me that every day">"if you care me about me at all anon">"please anon">"i fucked up"Did she kill somebody?
>>34429937how do fatties like you wipe your ass
>>34429945Why would you feel sorry for her? Vitiligo is barely even a disease.
How do women who give birth to triplets manage to allocate breast feeding time with only two boobs?
>>34429921idk I never found one attractive
>>34429948Whose voice? What do they say?
>>34429958Just shut up and fuck me or shut up and go away
Is it unmasculine to kill myself? Or more masculine?Does it depend on methodology?
>>34429961Doesn't really matter
>>34429961>Is it unmasculine to kill myself?This one. If you kill yourself you're a weak little effeminate bitch.
>>34429956Having an odd number of babies on the breast is actually the default. Just put them on a timer
>>34429960You know I can't do that right now.
>>34429961It's only masculine if you suicide by cop while slaughtering your enemies.
>>34429956they don't, thats what formula is for
>>34429943Sounds like Superman, people forget that he has a tragic backstory.
>>34429409MWho told you this lie?Maybe if youre a chud.It gives pickme energy. Gross. Women should be apolitical or left leaning.
Either gender, have you ever worn a ball gag for any reason?
Hey Atoga,did you finish doing your taxes?I still haven't done mine...
>>34429973MYes>>34429974Yes, you lazy fag
>>34429974H&R Block can eat my entire asshole.
>>34429843It will always sound like cop out advice but be yourself and if she hates you for being yourself then you're doing yourself a favor when you split up.Like you have to constantly reinforce in your mind that you will still continue living tomorrow and that your current life will still be there even if she doesn't like you.
State genderwhat is the most petty/oddly specific deal breaker you have and why?mine is if he wears open toed shoes regularly or had long nails
>>34429950With toilet paper. How do you wipe?
>>34429970Mostly his backstory get bastardized so much that people forget the beginning.
>>34429978MIf they have ever smoked weed beforeI refuse to be with an addict, even an addict on hiatus
>>34429974Me neither lol idk when the deadline is Do you think they'll kill me if I don't
How do we end the vibecession and usher in a new era of optimism?
>>34429978F, there's too many to list, stuff like being a picky eater, caring about celebrities, reading modern fiction unironically, spending money on landfill plastic like figurines.
>>34429985Improve the situation and the mood will improve automatically.
>>34429986>reading modern fiction unironicallyHow does one read modern fiction ironically?
>>34429978MIf they regularly wear nail polish. It grabs my eye constantly and I get very irritated after a while.
>>34429990Maybe out of curiosity, but if he fanboys for slop, or keeps going back to it, I'm out.
>>34429993I've never even heard of this. Who are the men who are fanboying for modern fiction novels?
>>34429981The new movie made his birth parents evil so he doesn't even care that Krypton was destroyed, awful choice. Superman should be sad about that. In the old comics his adoptive parents died when he was a young man too.
I'm shipping up to Boston tomorrow
>>34429997Why
>>34429998I'm newly unemployed and my best friend lives there.
>>34429999Well good luck
>>34429995Just imagine the average reddit user doing s.o.y.face on his tiktok revue on the new book that came out in his beloved series.
>>34430001Thanks!
>>34430004I can't imagine this, sorry. I've never seen it happen.
>>34429996Yeah, that was weaksauce. Noticably shittier changes like that is why I don't really like DC movies.
>>34429978French tips
>>34430006Go troll someone else.
>>34429997I'M A SAILOR PEGAND I'VE LOST MY LEGCLIMBING UP THE TOP SAILSI LOST MY LEG
>>34430009Maybe you and I just operate in different spheres. I don't watch any booktoks, so I don't know what fiction novels the men are fanboying about on there.
>>34430011Maybe you're malding because you're one of them.
Let’s see if hinge is any better than tinder…
>>34429978M, Loud chewing. Knitting. Aspiring photographer. Former Mennonite. Walks on the sidewalk weird. Walks slow. Has organizing OCD. Nose ring. Listens to country music. Listens to Celtic music. Listens to American Indian flutes.
>>34430015Whats wrong with knitting?
>>34430015>Aspiring photographer>Walks on the sidewalk weird>Has organizing OCD>Listens to country music (kind of)I do all of these things (man btw)
>>34430013See you on the app. It’s not. Only had one good experience. The rest have been really bad. Initially might start off decent, but then they go off the rails.
>>34430013If you're a man I'm told it's every bit as miserable
>>34430015>Walks slow.Oof, how about walks with adhd
>>34430010SHIPPING UP TO BOSTON>WOAH-OH-OOOOHSHIPPING UPTO FINDMYWOODENLEG
>>34430017Nothing, but it’s been my experience that knitters are very conceited and they don’t really share what they like to make. Makes it really hard to engage. Automatically makes me suspect they spent too much time grandma and inherited the bins of musty yarn from the basement. >>34430018I’m not buying you a ring, better luck next time out there bro.
>>34430025Bro you simp for scale breaker. sybau
>>34429986>reading modern fiction unironicallyHardly any men read fiction at all, that what I hear anyway. I like reading myself.
>>34429978I also hate when men wear open toed shoes.Also shorts.
>>34430023This is acceptable. I once dated a girl in college who walked super slow. Like 89 year olds in wheelchairs could have wheeled faster. It was absolute torture. All I could focus on was trying to stay in pace and I couldn’t really be present because I kept having to check that I wouldn’t be like 10ft ahead of her. At least with adhd there’s nice distractions, bonding over caffeine and nicotine, and whatnot.
>>34430029whats wrong w shorts?
>>34430026Still not getting a ring, sorry. You walk on the sidewalk weird and your shits all retarded. Write a country song about it.
>>34430028They're all obsessed with fiction, take one look at /lit/. Even worse if it's fantasy.
>>34430030Yeaaaa
>Still not getting a ring, sorry. You walk on the sidewalk weird and your shits all retarded. Write a country song about it.
>>34430034>take one look at /lit/Yeah if you go to the book reading board there are book readers, but most men don't read, and those that do read don't read as much fiction as women.
>>34430038
>>34429978MThat's actually a good question.... never really thought about it...But I'm going to piggy-back off some previous answers:- addicted to social media- worshipping celebrities (including singers, athletes, etc.)- gossiping/nagging ALL THE TIME
Sundays bring out the crazies
>>34430046This is 4chan.
>>34430046It's Monday actually
>>34430041Legit.
>>34430048Not in the civilized world, mountain Jew
I found her Pinterest account.
>>34430054Pinterest is still a thing?Also, if she is cute, you should share.
>>3443005312 am in the only continent that matters
>>34430058Weast coast biblical beast bitch
>>34430056desu I've been posting "I found her [website] account" here to see if it gets a reaction from any femanons. The YouTube liked videos playlist got the most replies so I think that's what people would be most ashamed of leaking.
listening to taylor swift rn bros what is /atoga/ listening
>>34430072I'm watching ER.
>>34430072https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gIyPrj2B4ikJust finished an album, gonna go to bed in a sec.
>>34430072Linkin Park
I found his x account.
>>34430078I haven't logged into that in almost a decade.
>>34430072MNot listening to anything.. except in-game music for Total War: Rome Remastered.
atoga men r stoopid
>>34430080I found your crunchyroll account.
>>34430082naturally
>>34430082
>>34430083I only signed up for that so I could watch the undubbed episodes of Yugioh GX and 5Ds. Not embarrassing at all.
>>34430086That is actually very embarrassing.
>>34430087*sends you to the shadow realm*
The only account that would actually sink me is my Last.fm account because she'd realize I'm way more obsessed with her than a sane person should be at this point.
>>34430089I also found your deviantart profile.
I found 3 of his Reddit accounts.
>>34430082I hope I get stupider.
>>34430092That's not tied to any username I've ever used anywhere else and I've never posted anything to it, so I'd be impressed if you actually found that.
I found his FBI file and his psychiatric patient records
MAKE A NEW THREAD YOU LAZY CUNTS
>>34430082Can confirm, earlier today something got stuck, and I just ripped it to shreds like a caveman rather than figuring out how to get it out cleanly.
>>34430095Nothing can be hidden from me. I can read all the login informations you've ever used in the akashic records.
>>34430086Pretty kino choice
>>34430090>Last.fm accountWhatcha listenan to?
>>34430098Sticking vegetables up your ass again?
>>34430102I think you're mixing me up with someone called Vegebanon. Understandable, they sound similar.
>>34430072Portal's 1998 demo, it's wickedhttps://youtu.be/0z7W3grkjpo
>>34430101Jokes aside I'm actually a top listener for the artist I'm listening to right now, so if I posted it you could find me pretty easily.
>>34430072https://youtu.be/aUTkkyld8MQSame
>>34430072I Hate Myself
>>34429973FYes
>>34430112
finally drank enough to stop the shaking
>>34430116why were u shaking
>>34430116Drunk sack of shit
>>34430117booze>>34430118yeh
>>34428148I keep having the same bad dream. It never starts the same, but eventually I enter my bedroom, only to find it covered in webs, big ass 1ft diameter spiders everywhere, and like 2 inch long wasps just chilling here and there digging holes in the walls. I try to squash one or more of the bugs, might even succeed, but a spider jumps on me and the dream ends.What does this mean?
Finally understand why zoomers all look older than millennials. A zoomer straight up told me that sunscreen is a 'jewish psyop'
>>34430127They don’t, you’re a moron
>>34430122You have very poor imagination
I’m so lucky to have a hot Asian girlfriend that doesn’t cheat, I can’t imagine what you people are going through right now
>>34430132I have my own ideas on why it is this way, but I'm interested in hearing what others think.
>>34430127The real secret is to just not go outside and avoid getting assaulted by the sun in the first place.
>>34430135My asian friend cheated on her euro bf with me so I can hardly imagine how you don't end up insecure as fuck in a relationship
>>34430135Send help. I don't know how to flirt, I don't go out much, and my friends are either already married or don't go out themselves.
>>34430138I’m taller than her dad
>>34430135I’m a hot Asian girlfriend hehe
>>34430139Go to Starbucks right now and order the same thing as the hottest girl you see
Yeh I am ENTJE - currycelN - withT - dingleberry dickJ - and imaginary gf
>>34430145We know
