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>make the new thread>it 404's the other one on page 10 before I can link it shikkata ga nai
>>34430151Either genderIs /adv/ more busy than usual?Last thread only lasted 12 hours when they have lasted over a day before.
>>34430151I keep having the same bad dream. It never starts the same, but eventually I enter my bedroom, only to find it covered in webs, big ass 1ft diameter spiders everywhere, and like 2 inch long wasps just chilling here and there digging holes in the walls. I try to squash one or more of the bugs, might even succeed, but a spider jumps on me and the dream ends.What does this mean?
Which 'togan has the biggest cock
>>34430151How get gf? I don't know how to flirt, but I'm perfectly capable of casually talking with women (but I don't really initiate chats)
Post your matches or you are a gay incel
>>34430157Ask out the women you talk to
>>34430156Exhibanon
>>34430151M or FIf you spent 20 years with your first spouse and they died, and then you married someone else and spent 30 years with them and they died, which spouse would you choose to be buried with next to?If you had children with the first one and none with the second would that change your answer?
>>34430160>tfw they're all married or not someone I'm interested in
>>34430157I ask the same thing here and women would you date a guy who weights 38 kg?Men (or anyone) what's the most painless way to kill yourself? But first, how I overcome my fear to what happens after death?
>>34430166Blow your nigga head Smoove off
>>34430163Can I get buried between both of them
>>34430163I'll never get a wife>>34430168But wasn't liveleak taken off?
>>34430157MWhen you have casual conversations find out what they like to do for fun and invite them to do something you think you'd both enjoy doing. Then you just continue doing that and escalating touch until you're doing bf/gf stuff
>>34430166>kills himself>reincarnated as a jeetLmao
I wish men showed more emotions cause i really can’t read them for shit
>>34430159If I ever made an account, I would be banned for being too hideous.
>>34430174No? I'm just afraid of hell and since ''Only God decides when you die otherwise you go to hell'' how I can taka courage on killing myself without caring about what happens next
>>34430173I really hope some of my recent job applications pull through. I'm working graveyard shifts and that pretty much kills any opportunity to spontaneously put together outings with anyone working normie hours.
Whenever I watch cooking videos and see somebody wiping the stuff off their knife with their fingers I imagine doing it and slicing a bit flap of skin off my finger. This has never happened, and I do it myself all the time, but I still cringe every time.Anybody else?>>34430176I'm sorry, I'm autistic. I would if I could.
>>34430176What's he doin
>>34430182u dont have autism none of u have autism if u have sentience of what autism even is you arent autistic
>>34430176Every time I did women take advantage of me so I am looking how to not being so obvious about them
>>34430173NTA but on the first date with my gf I picked her up and carried her around like a doll, spanked her ass, grabbed her belly and pinched her thighs; and at no point did she feel uncomfortable or awkward. She even pretended to run away from me so as to chase her, mind you she is a 5’2 skinny Asian girl and I’m a 6’2 Samoan tradie
>>34430176Are you serious? Moids are extremely easy to read
>>34430176This but my introverted gf, she has an Asian poker face and it’s impossible to tell how she’s feeling until she physically starts to move
>>34430184Trvke
>>34430164Talk to women you're interested in or learn to become interested in the ones you aren't
>>34430176huehuehue
>>34430192Women are so easy to understand, the more happier they are with you the more interested they are in you, their relationship with you comes from a place of safety
>>34430186OG anon in the reply thread here. Literally all of that feels incredibly invasive. I tend to treat others how I want to be treated, and I'd feel incredibly uncomfortable if anyone (man or woman) who I barely knew did that shit.
>>34430191The problem is that I don't really initiate conversations with strangers. When I go out and about I have plans, and I don't want to ruin anyone's plans by inserting myself into their day
>>34430195Nta but I am into nasty sexual stuff but I have to try and look like a normal decent human in order to like others specially women
Girls: Why are flowers such a big deal to you? I've had two ex's that were pretty mad that I never bought them flowers or had flowers sent to their workplaces. I always thought it was a really boomer thing but a lot of women seem to consider it a massive deal.
>>34430200It's just nice. Why is being abusive so important to men?
She's fookin avoidant
>>34430198Then you'll just have to >learn to become interested in the ones you aren't
>>34430195>iPhone filenameThat's just ENTJ and his larp again
>>34430195I’m sorry you’re such a pussy anon, please grow a pair of balls before approaching women
>>34430206nta but how you do that specially when you depend so much on how the others perceive you?
>>34430206Different anon here. I agree with him, but I am most definitely a massive pussy so I guess you're right. Women should be allocated to you based on an objective score sheet, I shouldn't have to approach them.
>>34430200It’s romantic to watch something die
>>34430202>>34430215women seem kinda crazy bros
>>34430200side question, would a guy be weirded out if a girl wanted a stuffed animal instead of flowers? they’re cheaper and last forever
>>34430217I bought my gf so many teddies over time its unreal. She keeps them all.
>>34430217No but that's the thing, you're gonna have a LOT of stuffed animals lying around after a while
is it wrong that I find this type of stuff attractive?
>>34430220>asks if its wrong to find a conventionally attractive woman attractivewhat did he mean by this
>>34430222Nta but she looks kind of like an angry ugly baby.
>>34430163FI don’t care I’m dead
>>34430222I meant the scar
>>34430154No, it’s less busy than usual
>>34430227Is it wrong to like a beautiful car even if the paint has a scratch? Is it wrong to prefer a live performance rather than an MIDI studio track? There's beauty in imperfections.
>>34430227>>34430235Wabi sabi.
>>34430220reminds me of Shepard from Mass Effect.
M or FHow do you cope with the thought that your SO might leave you for someone better? What makes you so sure that you of all people is their first choice?
>>34430241MI genuinely do not care, I am self motivated and can only be myself, if they want something different that is their prerogative
>>34430241MI already knew that. I just let it be. How messed up is your self esteem as a woman if you find me of all the men in the world attractive or decent?
>>34430242>>34430243So what then? You've both just resigned to a life of rejection and solitude? Don't you want to be chosen?
>>34430245I’m the first anon? Lol, you’re chosen anyway if you get an S/O, as you choose them too. You aren’t a dog, it’s a mutual agreement. I’m very picky with who I choose and take it seriously, I’d expect the same from them
>>34430245>Don't you want to be chosen?Of course I want but every time I feel a slight amount of hope I end up dissapointed. Plus, I don't want to lift. I can't, everytime I do I feel dizzy or like I'm about to faint, and the only way I can function thorugh is by having energy drinks for breakfast
>>34430241MI dont have to worry about thisI dont have a SO. She must've died already or was aborted or something
>>34430241mEverything comes to an end. I start preparing for the eventual breakup from the first date
>>34430241Trust is built over time
I hate moids but I like penis
>>34430166how you so skinny do you have a medical problem? i can bench press you which is cool i guess
>>34430252Have I got an invention for you!
>>34430248she hasn't been born yet bro, keep grindin
Why do lesbo use straps on?Is dick the superior carnal pleasure
>>34430156>Which 'togan has the biggest cock
>>34430257A fair amount of lesbos are just lesbos because they got assaulted by a guy once or their father was just a massive piece of shit/absent. It's pretty much like how so many trannies started off as incels or having been abused themselves, not all of course, but a fairly large amount. Anyway, it's always the really butch and turbo dyke lesbos that were the abused/abandoned, while the normal looking ones were just born that way.
>>34430257>Why do lesbo use straps on?That's mostly a porn convention.
Well, wasted the last 3 hours of my day on hinge. Overall, I got one like so far from someone with the same name as my sister who is also kinda big. She seems cool but for obvious reasons, I will not be pursuing her. I sent a lot of likes so I'm curious to see if I get any replies in the next few days. Overall better than tinder but irl somehow has more hot women
>>34430255penises are most fun when they're alive
>>34430263>for obvious reasons, I will not be pursuing her.They're not obvious to me.
>>34430263What’s the obvious part?
>>34430265NTA but it feels too weird to date someone with the same name as a relative or an ex.
>>34430265>Also kinda big
>>34430253in general i'm curious how do guys get crazy skinny with no apparent health problems? i've met up with my guildmates and I was amazed all the guys were like 90 lbs. I never see women like that who don't have some disorder
>>34430263Generally speaking hot women don't need to use an app to get male attention. Also, I'm setting your expectations now but based on tonight's performance you won't get more than 5 total matches before you run out of girls.>>34430265>>34430266He doesn't want to date a fatty.
Am guy. Am I too heavy at 6'1" and 230lbs? I'm somewhat active, but it's definitely not 230lbs of muscle.
>>34430270Well I'm glad I got a $5k bonus from my job last week cus I bought the one month premium for $50 LMAO
>>34430252I hate foids but I feel attracted to them>>34430260>trannies started off as incelsBeen hating my body even more than usual for not being born as a woman
>>34430269Men can live at lower bodyfat percentages than women can. If you have a low hunger signal it comes naturally.
>>34430272BMI of 28. Depending on how much is visceral fat it may not be very visible, but you are overweight and should lower it.
>>34430253Not really, I guess? I jist eat until my stomach feels full. Sometimes whenever I can I just give my food to my grandma since she doesn't have a lot of food or sometimes I am just lazy to cook. My main issue is that I don't lift but is because everytime I try to do the most simple exercise my body feels like is about to collapse, like a couple of days ago I ran a bus and I heard my heartbeats and had difficulties to breathe>>34430269I don't know. I just exist or something?
>>34430241mShe's not your girl, it's just your turn
>>34430275maybe I'm lard brained but I cant comprehend not enjoying food to the point that they have no muscle. like i imagine they feel really fatigued and weak in daily life but idk.
>>34430277your heart is probably atrophied!
>>34430272You are at least 40lbs overweight. Go on a diet fatass.>>34430273>paying for premiumThey got you bro. It's alright, I fell for it once too. They're a business, they don't make money if you actually get a gf and stop using the app. Get ready for them to actually withhold girls from you and artifically limit how many they show you each day. It's actually insane.>>34430279Idk bro I just don't get that hungry and when I do, I get full fast. If I'm not good about making sure I eat enough, then yea I do feel fatigued and weak.
>>34430281I hear it alright as long as I don't make my body do too much effort
State genderWould you rather live in the USA or in Canada?
>>34430284hmmm cooking for a skinny guy and nursing him back to health sounds quite nice, but i think it's out of maternal instinct rather than desire for a relationship
Is being thin the equivalent of being 6” for girls i know a girl who’s ugly and doesnt have basic hygiene yet theres still guys that like herIirc her health inspection is 160 cm 41kg
>>34430284What if you're walking down the street one day and around the corner comes the angriest pit bull you've ever seen? Like this thing just hates God for even being born and he sees you and tears off at the speed of sound directly at your nuts so you start running and weaving but your heart gives out and you flop on the pavement like a wet mattress and the dog just starts tearing pieces off you just throwing them around not even eating them until you look like a split open garbage bag from the back of a butcher shop?
>>34430290USA 100%, fuck those gun grabbing commies
>>34430281He's just out of shape
>>34430291Works for me, but of course it will never be real. I used to like the idea of "being adopted by a girl" (pity and like to cook for others are my only redeemable qualities) but that'll never happen. Still, thank you!
>>34430290MCanada. It's like the US but with better healthcare and a better tax system that works like my own country.
>>34430293I offer it my armsdice+1d20
>>34430290MCanada because I'm poor as shitThey're both shitholes but in Canada at least you get more free shit
>>34430159I don't think I wldbe swiped right on any of these...>>34430176Idk I have no poker face>>34430290Iceland
>>34430291M hereI feel the same but in reverse, it would be nice to cook for a girl and nurse her back to health. I'd start off by making her a nice bowl of eggs.
>>34430283I actually got a match :DShe’s cute. She had a photo saying her glasses were the dorkiest thing about her and I said it’s actually the spongebob photo in the background and she found it funny :)
>>34430293Okey...is pretty specific but I'll try to climb to any car close to me and scream for help I guess? But I'll mostly feel sad for the pit bull, it'll starve
>>34430290FCanada.
>>34430305>F>Canada.I agree.
>>34430302yes the more i think about it, a boyfriend who doesnt like to eat much might be ideal. thats been a minor point of contention in past relationship because i like to cook food for my man but i dont wanna make him fat :(
The woman I matched with said I look good hehe. How do I get sexo?
Question for the ladies. Is it bad that I'm always the one that has to initiate for us to do anything? This girl seems really autistic and insecure but I'm starting to doubt her interest in me...
>>34430241She'll be much less emotionally fulfilled if she trades up for money, this we both know for a fact.
>>34430290F Canada
>>34430307Would you eat all of the eggs. You have to.
>>34430290M.USA, moving there soon hopefully.>Muh healthcare I'll fly back to my fatherland if I get ill lol.
>>34430290MUS, better gun laws
>>34430307I fit that role but no woman in this hellhole likes skinny guys unless they are...let's say from the ghetto or have criminal records
>>34430309i consider myself really insecure and autistic but have no problem initiating when I really like someone
>>34430312of course i would
>>34430290MCanada because my country is spiritually Canada.
>>34430317How do I find an autistic and insecure girl for myself?
moids, tell me what kind of pubic hair if any you like on a woman. It's a serious question, I'm going on a fourth date with a moid this saturday and it's very possible that I will bang him
>>34430322Just do whatever pussy is pussy
>>34430322>fourth dateQuite the trooper to still be interested after the third, that's usually the bang date.Anyway, either cut very short or smooth shaven. Full bush can work but that's more of a winter thing, it feels gross in summer.
>>34430314US have all the things that aren’t a necessity to human life.
>>34430322Trimmed, I like being poked when I’m eating
>>34430322Basically anything is fine as long as it's in a hygienic state.>>34430325Imagine taking a girl out 4 times and still not getting pussy lmao
>>34430322Natural
>>34430321i don't think i have any good advice since we're all different and i don't know too much about what other girls are like. personally I'm always hoping someone will talk to me while i'm out walking. however, i pick uncrowded places because I don't like dogs or having to pass many people.
>Imagine sleeping with someone you've known for less than 3 monthsDating culture these days disgusts me.
>>34430332>it disgusts me because I can't take part
>>34430328>Imagine taking a girl out 4 times and still not getting pussy lmaoIf it was earlier you guys would call me a slut
>>34430333I've never wanted to be a man whore. Casual sex outside of a serious relationship just sounds icky as a concept. At least I'm not one of those "wait until marriage" types
>>34430332Never wait longer than the guy who waited the least, otherwise you're ascribing more value to her pussy than she does herself.
That attitude is why dudes stay fucking mids
>>34430330See, I don't know where to find them. Beyond the store or gas station I only go out once every few months for a race weekend, the rest of the time I'm either at work or in the garage. If I knew where to go I'd make an effort but something tells me that walking around in the woods looking for girls isn't the best idea.
>>34430322You forgot the outfit.
>>34430342This nigga again
>>34430342men are checking me out at an alarming rate
>>34430339It has nothing to do with her sluttiness or the value of her pussy, I don't want to share my body with strangers.
>>34430342https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwDi3ZYxWbo
>>34430344I know how to dress
>>34430349No doubt about that.
>>34430322I like both shaved and natural for pussy.I don't mind a bit of hair on arms or armpit.
>>34430333trips of trukeanon btfo
>go on dating app>90% of women are from the big city that's a whole ferry trip away from meI wish dating apps let me include/exclude specific regions instead of just setting a radius of X miles. Fuck that city, I want nothing to do with it nor do I want to be with people who willingly live in that shithole. Why don't the apps let me be more selective?
>>34430322a slight landing strip, not too exaggerated maybe?
>>34430355I thought about it but isnt it too slutty?
>>34430353what city?
>>34430322I want the vietnam experience. Give me dense foliage to chew through and floss my teeth with
>>34430353>Fuck that city, I want nothing to do with it nor do I want to be with people who willingly live in that shitholeSay what the city is so we can tell if this is a ridiculous opinion.
>>34430356You're already having sex, what's the difference?
>>34430353New Jersey is alright, fuck you.
>>34430358Wdy when the tree talks back
>>34430357>>34430360>>34430363It's not east coast USA, but it's full of trash and trash people.
>>34430368Hongcouver?
>>34430362There's a difference between slutty sex and loving sex
>>34430368seattle?
>>34430368>lives on the West Coast
>>34430369Same time zone, but no
AYO FUCK SAN FRAN!
>>34430353whats it like living in washington
>>34430370Well I've never had sex so I wouldn't know.
Explain yourselves
>>34430374Stop thinking about dicks.
>>34430377it's so so.. too many indians and gays but the weather is very lovely
>>34430380Dude what the fuck is this scale holy fuck
>>34430374I don't like when memes align with reality for me. It makes me feel predictable at best and stupid at worst.
>>34430383Yeah, I do miss the weather and hiking trails.
>>34430322>I'm going on a fourth date with a moid this saturday and it's very possible that I will bang himI hope you knew him for more than two weeks>>34411275>>34419580
>>34430380I feel like this would have been more effectively conveyed as a bar chart as opposed to whatever this is called
>>34430380>personality is less important than being hotNot much to explain, we already know that most people are performative virtue signalers
>>34430371>>34430372>>34430377Y'all nailed it lol. Love the environment and the weather, hate Seattle and the state government
>>34430322I like my womans pubic hair the same way I like my cats
>>34430380This data is from 2008. Even if I could understand this arcane bullshit, dating culture has changed so much since then it might as well be from 1908.
>>34430394>Chud can't get pussyMany such cases
>>34430395You like women's pussies the same way you like your pussies? Fair enough.
>>34430394If I were you bro, I'd find the town that is as similar to Twin Peaks as possible and just live there. >>34430400Chuds don't live on the West Coast shitnig.
>>34430346No man will ever love you fucking ugly and worthless bitch
>>34430394If I remember right you'd probably be better off moving to Eastern Washington, should be much whiter and more inline with your values. Its your fault for living next to the big city and even more for being on one of those fucked up islands like Kingston
>>34430401I am a simple and consistent man
>>34430406He's not gonna have any luck online dating in a small rural town. If he switches to irl then yes probably.
>>34430410Gay
>>34430370So how many times have you had sex just this year?
>>34430410>rain gay saarHe already said he isn't gay and doesn't like indians
>>34430414Its washington so, it tracks, yk
>>34430408NTA but IRL just feels impossible these days. You would not believe how many girls I've talked to that said they were initially "worried" because they thought I didn't have social media and they were really relieved I had Instagram at the very least. It's like asking someone out IRL is the weird thing and doing it online through social media is the new normal.
>>34430402>>34430406I know that I probably should move, but this is where I was born and raised. I'm not going to abandon my life here just because Seattle is uncomfortably close.>>34430416That anon wasn't me, but I am also not gay.
>>34430415not your business retard
>>34430421>because Seattle is uncomfortably close.Yeah man it must be hard knowing a person might be near you who isn't white and straight. I don't know how you can sleep at night.
>>34430421spread your wings anon ^^
>>34430395>I like my womans pubic hair the same way I like my cats>To resemble a ballsackOkay. To each their own, I guess.
>>34430422Touchy. Someone's been sleeping around.
>>34430422>ooh I have to pretend that I'm not slutty>don't let this new guy catch wind of the fact that I fuck every weekendYeah, I know why you're reacting this way.
>>34430425A rather smooth ballsack then, looks more like labia
Is your BPD a trauma response?
>>34430430I have a theory that if you dick a bpd girl hard enough you can cure her
>>34430322>tell me what kind of pubic hair if any you like on a woman.It depends on your figure. If you have a narrow, slender build, then smooth-shaved is nice; if you're more curvy, then just trim a little and straighten up the edges.
>>34430309She's probably shy and panicking about doing the "wrong" thing.
>>34430432does it work for bpd men
>>34430436Who cares about BPD men? lmao
>>34430430BPD is a neurodivergent condition.
>>34430436That's not a real thing
>>34430439Yeah, a neurodivergent condition called 'being a woman'.
>>34430436No>>34430438My mom does
>>34430423It's more the homeless, commies, and drugs, but whatever. I have no intention of dating someone who thinks living in that concrete hellscape is okay. God forbid they try and make me spend time over there.>>34430424I like living here in spite of everything, and all my friends and extended family are here too.
>>34430380This is useless
What do men get out of hotdogging? Like how could it ever be considered on par with penetration? Is it another mental thing I won't understand?
>>34430449What the fuck is hotdogging?
>>34430450Sausage between the buns
>>34430449>hotdoggingnever heard this beforedo you mean jerking off?
>>34430449Its a mental thing for sure, its just *feels* right, like why would it fit so well if it wasn't meant to fit there.>>34430450I want you to imagine the components of a hot dog
>>34430450Shoving your dick between her ass cheeks
>>34430450Rubbing your dick between someone ass
>>34430450Thrusting dick between buttcheeks, as far as I understand it.
Men, why do you say I'm so beautiful when it is literally pitch black in the room? I respond snarky about it but my boyfriend is literally too horny to give a fuck
>>34430458You live in his imagination and you're going to be snarky about it. Just why?
>>34430458>Men, why do you say I'm so beautiful when it is literally pitch black in the room? >my boyfriend is literally too horny to give a fuckYou answered your own question.
>>34430458Do you think I don't have object permanence skills
>>34430453>like why would it fit so well if it wasn't meant to fit thereIt's coincidence, you could put anything long there.
>>34430449>What do men get out of hotdogging? Like how could it ever be considered on par with penetration?It's not, but you can't get pregnant that way and I'm less likely to catch an STD from you.
>>34430432Plenty of other guys have tried that before you.
>>34430441You think men can't have BPD?
>>34430463What about in the context of an exclusive, safe relationship that's been going on for a while?
>>34430432Dick can cure a lot, but it's not going to fix every mental problem.
>>34430449I'm not into hotdogging, but I do enjoy tit fucking. It's partly a visual thing - I'm just really into breasts - but it feels surprisingly good too: smooth, lovely balance of softness and firmness, and surprisingly warm. I guess what you're asking about is similar, but for guys who are more into arse than tits.
>>34430432You have the medical intuition of an early 1900's doctor>>34430462Yeah but the penis fits the bestest
>>34430466>exclusive, safe relationshipYou expect me to believe that?
>>34430449Probably the same as a titjob, I assume
>>34430370>There's a difference between slutty sex and loving sexSlutty sex is sooooo much better.
>>34430458he forgot to pretend he doesnt have nightvision contact an exorcist immediately
>>34430469>>34430473That makes sense, then. I haven't given a titjob since I can't, so that filling that niche does explain it.
>>34430449Never tried it, but I want to. I've done titjobs, it's just a power fantasy.
Either genderIs your index finger shorter than your ring finger? Am I a freak?
>>34430491Not because of that
>>34430491I hope you're a foid anon cause otherwise I got some bad news for you
>>34430449Have you considered that it could be less stressful? If you're in the habit of judging men for their sexual performance, probably not.
>>34430491Does your left finger have nail dystrophy? Check the doctor.
>>34430491Yes.Does that mean I have a big cock?
>>34430156
>>34430491Never again post ugly shit like that.
>>34430442Fuck off.
>>34430505White paint
>>34430503His performance is always great, which is why I asked. It made no sense that he'd actively choose non-penetrative sex when we both enjoy the normal stuff.
>>34430515>It made no sense for him to enjoy something I don't care about, what a weirdo loser this guy tuned out to be it's unbelievable, my pussy is dry nowjust go next and fuck another moid if this one is so abnormal.
>>34430515Nta but have you ever heard the phrase 'don't stick your dick in crazy'?
>>34430162put your trip back on little liar
Why is every woman here today a mentally challenged whore? Not even BV is this terrible.
>>34430498Man
>>34430519They only say that so they can keep it all to themselves
>>34430517That's not what I said, I said I didn't understand it. If it's just a more doable version of a titjob, then it make sense now. I was in a different headspace about it is all.>>34430519Obvs. But I don't understand the relevance.
>>34430523smol pp
>>34430525>Obvs. But I don't understand the relevanceYou're nuts so he don't want risk to have children with you that's why he do the hotdog thing
>>34430519NTA but it's hard to resist. I met one that could never get pregnant and wanted me to cum deep in her multiple times per night. She was a literal semen demon since I actually felt a very strange pain somewhere behind my dick and towards my ass after the third time, I don't know biology well so I have no idea what was going on, but it hurt really bad.
>>34430528He fucked me normally a ton, that wasn't the case.
>>34430529>believing whatever a woman saysEnjoy your aids and paying child support
Why do i love so much ginger girls?
>>34430529You have hemorrhoids
>>34430529Keep cumming inside them, it's what they deserve.
>>34430532>Enjoy your aids and paying child supportI've had tests and I'm good. It's also been about a year and I never heard anything from her, so I guess no baby.
>>34430533I dunno about you but for me its cause the first girl I had mutual attraction with was a ginger
>>34430532this post reeks of jealousy lol
>>34430537Well my very first crush was pic related
>>34430540For me it was picrel
Women love me
>Women, love me
>>34430544
>>34430540>>34430542based ranma and misty enjoyersfor me from those anime tho it was Nodoka and Jessie>>34430543Me love women>>34430533>Pippi Longstockinglmao I used to watch and read this shiithe live action was dopeAuDHD icon>>34430458I have good nightvision
>>34430542when i was a kid she was nothing special but now woof i want pump and dump
Thoughts on this artstyle?
>>34430548All me.
>gf finally texted me after 6 hours bc she finished late Gosh I was so worried, is this what being a dad is like?
>>34430550Two nukes weren't enough
>>34430552No, you weird creep
>>34430540Wtf? How old are you? This is some old ass anime lmao
>>34430550cutenot normally a big CGI fan but the animation in Kpop Demon Hunters was great
>>34430550It’s pretty bad
>>34430554Whatever unloved faggot
>>34430430I think it's a combination of bothI was always a nutcase but my childhood didn't help
>>34430550Don’t get me started on the McDonalds collectable toys she wants every single one of them fuck sake
>>34430533That’s a child
>>34430557look again
>>34430552>bc she finished late Was he edging her?
>>34430556Shit doesn’t even run at stable 60 FPS did they make it using a potato?
This one anon watched kpop demon hunters and it changed his life
>>34430564Yep. Bangs are so short they make the already long forehead look longer.
This is the best thing that Mcdonalds has ever done.
>>34430566She works for Amazon and all the girls are trying to get the male management team fired and replaced with women
Is it fair for me to commit domestic violence against a male partner in return for the violence I've witnessed from men to women in my life?Something feels righteous when I scare my boyfriend. Is it leveling the
Alcoholic. Donald Trump. Pump & Dump. Brainwashing. Mastectomy. COVID-19 Booster. Manchildren. Vote. Barren. Guns. Benzos. Furbaby.
>>34430564Lmao I’m gonna send this to my gf and tell her to cut her hair
>>34430575>Is it leveling theI guess her bf took away the phone, lol
Women would you get the ick for a man doing a 1:1 replica of the world trade center for a videogame that was released 22 years ago?
>>34430575Just dump him, or at least cheat
>>34430575You won't do shit
>>34430567lol I'm pretty sure this is a stylistic choice to make it feel more stop motion-like in places, and contrast the humans and demonsthey used Unreal Engine 5's control rig for the steps and then Katanaif you want to laugh at a film with horrible rendering watch Agent F.O.X. lol (I think they took it off Netflix RIP)also I was watching The Garfield Show on air and saw this lmao https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMRElBBTG1U
>>34430577>>34430570It looks good though?
>>34430583armpits :o
>>34430583You’re desperate for a crumb of pussy go outside bro
Either genderHow can you tell when someone has Avoidant attachment?
>>34430575Gen Z boss and a mini
>>34430584she's a child
>>34430587She just doesn’t find you attractive bro
>>34430587They will act avoidant and keep you at arm's length/pull away when things get too intimate
I hope at least one hysterical foid kills themselves
>>34430590
>>34430585>>34430591entj ahh posts
>>34430585>go outside broNta but no (will do some gardening later tho)>>34430590Zoey is 22/23 lol, also an animated character...
>>34430580This, cheat on him
>>34430590Also ngl, I think the director confirmed that all of the characters were in their early 20s because they knew people would rule 34 the hell out of this movie lol
>>34430575Friendly reminder that the only one that can turn you into a misogynistic is a woman.
>>34430600>>34430597doesn't matter, she is child-coded
>>34430597>animated character...NTATrue, different standardsI draw the line before the outright lolishit, tho
>>34430603>she is child-codedTakes a certain kind of mind to think about stuff like that.
>>34430603>child-codedwell rumi is waifu anyway
>gf goes to try on clothes >pull out my phone to check my emails while I wait for her>she comes back 5mins later and pokes me in the side >I make a low pitch audible grunt in acknowledgment >she also makes an audible grunt in response but higher pitch as positive feedback >we both then decided to leave and go pay for her clothes At this point I’m convinced that even cavemen were on the same level of communication to us, I’ve seen cats display higher levels of intelligence than humans interacting with each other
>>34430583No
My boyfriend is handsome. He is early thirties, next with white Mexican and native American ancestry, with almond eyes and a light tanned skin tone. He has a nice sloped nose, slightly wide at the nostrils and soft full lips. He has a strong jaw and chin. He has dimples when he smiles and curly coarse hair with a Superman style cow lick in the center. He has a broad chest with a natural v tapered waist in the best but I have ever seen on a man. He doesn't even train it. It's just genetics. His arms are great, especially when he trains them as well as his thighs. He hikes. His feet are hairy but strong and clean looking not gross like a lot of men's feet. What bothers me is that men insult him a lot and call him ugly. He plays Intuit acting silly and making ugly faces or being the butt of a joke a lot, but it upsets me. I think he should respect himself and not have to always need to be funny. He is a hard-working, honest, compassionate, intelligent and impressive person. How can I convey this to him without being bossy? He might just want to keep doing this because he likes it and I don't want to control him because I love him the way he is. It just feels like he kept putting himself in situations to be mocked on purpose.
>>34430610>He plays Intuit acting sillySpeech to text?
>>34430604I think if all women were killed the future generations would be saved. We can lie and say a plague did it. Women are the way they are because they have rights and rights are a lie
>>34430610>men insult him a lot and call him uglyother moids be jelly>think he should respect himself and not have to always need to be funnyeh mood lol, he needs to work on his self-esteem himself tho, maybe therapy will helpI guess you can be reassuring about his other positive qualities but yeahat the same time, maybe he just also enjoys being the clown, joking about stereotypes and making people laugh lol. it doesn't necessarily mean he's insescure
>>34430611Sorry yeah I'm a lazy person. You could tell what I meant though.
>>34430602I really hope Japanese men corner her in an abandoned alleyway and gang rape this kike slut
>>34430610Holy shit with these women creating scenarios from tjin are just to justify cheating
>>34430613Shes purposely dating the runt of the litter so she can control and manipulate him to further her ego and psychopathic tendencies
>>34430616This but it's Pajeets
>>34430616WHAT, SHE IS JEWISH!?!?!
>>34430620nta but look at that fucking beak
>>34430608being able to correctly interpret nonverbal communication is a higher level of intelligence than advanced linguistic abstraction because it requires basic empathy, which is why dumb autists struggle with it so much and why it's good they get filtered from the gene pool since thats a fundamental requirement for successful childrearing
>>34430618I know for a fact you are either black, Indian or extremely short with a small dick. I forgot to mention my BF's huge dick. He also looks 10 years younger than his actual age. I think men shittalk him because they are jealous of his confidence and humor and that he has a girlfriend and gets laid whenever he wants. He doesn't play games or do weird sex talk. All he cares about is grilling hiking and having sex with me. I do love that about him but it gives challenges because I have to softly correct him on social stuff sometimes.
WomenAre you leftwing or rightwing and how many children do you have?
>>34430619A white woman visiting India and having a good experience would be considered breaking news
>>34430550I'm not gay for asian girls, so it does nothing for me.
>>34430621That's a white nose you dumbass. Jew has hook noses
>>34430624right if I had to put such a broad a label on it, two
>>34430625my female friend went to Mumbai and had a great time. Stop talking smack about India cause youve clearly never been there
>>34430624Right and 3
>>34430631did she experience BIC
>>34430631Thanks but I do not wish to get gang raped in the slums saar
>>34430634i hope so. Indian men are pretty hot
>>34430624right, 2 kiddos
>>34430575This is how weak and insecure people behave btw
Is Kpop demon hunters this era's spirited away?
>>34430639Nah women would do this shlt and then ask were the good men went
>>34430622Thanks this is the nicest compliment I’ve ever received from this board
>>34430639She needs to walk herself away from that behavior. I got myself into that headspace and was getting drunk and threatening my boyfriend with murder and he confessed to me the other day that it was really hurting him. It's not all fun and games. I guess men are people too.
>>34430637My gf is Korean and said she literally finds indian men disgusting
Reminder that in China, you are considered deadweight if you're a 30+ single female. Be grateful to have been born in a western country that doesn't discriminate based on age
Messed up my make-up before the date ffsHope she doesn't notice
>>34430644Common sentiment, they are barely human
>>34430646>do not redeem the free vacation saar
>>34430645https://youtu.be/MPDgyFLOAuk?si=0di7aWDFOP7r_j3XMy honest reaction to that
>>34430643>I got myself into that headspace and was getting drunk and threatening my boyfriend with murder and he confessed to me the other day that it was really hurting him. Honestly how did you get here in the first place and how is>It's not all fun and games. I guess men are people too.a profound ephiphany for you?
>>34430625my sister traveled all around india, for work and then just for fun. she loved it
>>34430649hi kim jong ping
>>34430166>what happens after deathThe deceased is dead and the remaining loved ones grieve, and the rest of the world moves on as it always has.
>>34430652Sorry I forgot my sarcasm tag my fellow redditor
>>34430648As opposed to plastic surgery obsessed kimchis?
>>34430657Was the first half sarcastic though?
>>34430550i hate the pixar/disney/overwatch cgi art style. it's so fucking boring. and the song that was on the radio was straight irritating, when i heard the creator was some lady who couldn't make it as a kpop star i was like yeah. that makes sense
>>34430491>Is your index finger shorter than your ring finger?This is a sign that you have respectable testosterone levels.
Torontopajeet really trying to compete with a Korean foid for relevance at this point kek
>>34430241I don't have an SO. Haha, I win again, I beat the system.
>>34430646that's entj don't validate him by calling him timmy lol. >inb4 racist india spamming + that one picture of his arm
>>34430660I will instantly get recognized if I say what I was mad for him for
>>34430573>the best thing that Mcdonalds has ever done.That's setting the bar pretty fucking low.
>>34430667i highly doubt you are as well known as you think you are
>>34430662my pp is a bit longer than a can of monster energy :D
>>34430176Idk, I feel like I'm fairly easy to read which sucks because people just know when I'm feeling like shit, even because of them or take advantage of me.
>>34430669You must be new here. There are some crazy schizos that even pay attention to the way you use your commas. Nobody has done it to you because you're a man with no interesting tales. Not being mean it's just why you think that.
>>34430380>Explain yourselvesNo u. I don't understand these numbers but it looks like someone is trying to bamboozle me by presenting statistical data badly.
>>34430642my pleasure
>>34430667Now I gotta hear it
>>34430449>Like how could it ever be considered on par with penetration?It's not, it's an escalation towards it.> Is it another mental thing I won't understand?All good sex is.
>>34430666Who is entj?
>>34430675lmao no one cares about you that much bitch you really fell for the spreadsheet anon jokes LOL. no one knows who i am because im not stupid enough to put consistent true details about myself when i talk here dipshit
>>34430380why do moids consistently pull out shitty surveys from 2010, when people barely had smartphones yet and online dating was still taboo and seen as weird?
>>34430682Saar do not redeem the micropenis
>>34430682That was a lot of anger just to agree with what I am doing.
>>34430630>right if I had to put such a broad a label on itI mean, it doesn't make you a nazi
>>34430540Gaay
>>34430685>BlueValkyrieIsn't that the fat single mother that eats on paper plates?
>>34430681some indian guy who comes in here to brag about his imaginary korean gf and then flip out and spam anti-indian memes when he gets called out. his posts are very commonly "Im not indian, YOU'RE indian!!" and calling you dabit or whatever the indian caste system insult is, idk. i don't really care about india
>>34430548>Zippertits.I'm afraid of googling this.
>>34430680We were already fucking normally before he pulled out and started doing it. It wasn't an escalation.
>>34430550I think it's doing tremendous damage to beauty standards.
>>34430690I already know you’re lying because I Korean would never date an indian moid
>>34430449loose pussy alert. but at least your buttcheeks are tight?
>>34430644Is that why you're looking for a Korean GF, ENTJ?
>>34430624Left, as many as I can.
>>34430696>imaginary korean gftry reading the whole sentence next time dingus
>>34430697Fuck you. The fact I'm too tight is a problem for us, actually.
>>34430701sure thing buddy whatever you say
>>34430702I typed out a very explicit response and realized that it wouldn't convince you of anything and just make me seem weird, so I'll just say fuck you again.
>>34430694Then he probably needed a de-escalation.
>>34430699I thought you were based natsoc not a fucking kameltoe harris lefty
>>34430700I cannot understand non-white dalit ESL speak, can you try it again in English please?
>>34430701>I'm too tight is a problem for usWell there you go, mystery solved.
>>34430704jh ahh post
>>34430708Dude, she's Croc's ex-gf
>bye bye jeet enjoy your free vacation saar
>>34430714I just don't understand why someone poor wants wage suppression from infinity indians, or why someone with kids and a uterus would want trannies rights
>>34430717because her kid is mixed and she's polyamorous, so she has skin in the game of anti-racism and no kink shaming
>>34430624Left 2, plan to have many more
>>34430706What do you mean? We weren't done yet.>>34430710Is a tight woman something than can make guys physically uncomfortable? I thought the tighter the better as long as it fits, according to men.>>34430711You want a medal for guessing right or what?
>>34430719>anti-racismThe 15th amendment isn't enough these days?
>>34430714>>34430719>>34430717You guys certainly jerk off to croc a lot.
>jh got drunk and threatened to kill her bfLol, I'm sure that solidified his desire to have a baby with you.
>>34430724nothing is ever enough for the bbc lovers
>>34430726I'm not her. I'm a woman that always posts anon. It's really creepy of you to use my honest vent posts against somebody I don't even know
I like to collect girls numbers even if I have absolutely no intention of calling them ever.
>>34430729Very JH coded response. Do you really think we can't tell it's you if you just drop the punctuation?
>>34430723>We weren't done yet.You would have been soon if he hadn't de-escalated, is what I'm saying. Or he just needed a change of pace (so to speak) because things were starting to feel complacent.>Is a tight woman something than can make guys physically uncomfortable? I thought the tighter the better as long as it fits, according to men.You said it yourself: it's a problem.
>>34430732nta youre fucking retarded with your obsession with some random slutkys asap
>>34430735>changing up your posting style again to seethe Cute.
any gender>what do you like / dislike when having sex?M, 32I hate when gf licks my nipples but I love licking hersI love eating her out but she won't suck my dickpick related is kinda her face when she did it
>>34430726I have no idea what you're talking about. And I don't get drunk when I plan on having sex, so I'm very rarely drunk around my bf in the first place.>>34430729They will literally guess anything is anybody not it neatly fits into their desire to shitpost, apparently.>>34430734Oh, I get it.And it's a problem for me, but he has never expressed similar discomfort from piv in the way I have. He's just always been very empathetic. But it's not like I tapped out and that's why he switched to hotdogging or whatever. In retrospect, I realize that overanalyzing everything that's mildly new in a relationship isn't probably going to help me learn much.
>>34430738FI like having my ass eaten, I dislike having my ass fucked
>>34430738>>what do you like / dislike when having sex?Mlike: penetrationdislike: blowjobs
>>34430738dabbinggetting dabbed on
>>34430741>dislike: blowjobsNo sweetie, you only dislike unskillfully done blowjob
>>34430743every girl ive ever had sex with said that
>>34430731Bro building up the pokedex I don't keep anyone's number unless we're actively texting/going out>>34430647Are you in lesbians>>34430640I love kpop demon hunters but it's an insult to spirited away to draw a comparison lol
>>34430738Lol @ her makin the picrel faceBut why dont you like the nipple stuff, I crave to lavish male nipples with attention..
>>34430738M.Hate the fact that my gf wants to speedrun to penetration all the time.Love being called daddy.
>>34430624>tfw 5 mothers ITT rnWtf are people with kids doing here
>>34430749what do you think parents do all day? make eye contact with their children and clap when they breath?
>>34430744They were all unskillful
>>34430738F. I like rough stuff but dislike disrespectful stuff. That covers most of my fetishes.
>>34430738M, 37I hate how my face looks when I'm feeling pleasure my partners have said it looks funny or cute but it just makes me more embarrassed I like it when they're on top and grind their hips more than bouncing up and down
>>34430761>I hate how my face looks when I'm feeling pleasureI'm glad men can also feel this way.
My friend said he'd buy artwork off me and then he didn'tI'm really upset
>>34430766Mixing money and friends is always risky.
>>34430766thats just a figure of speech to encourage a friend, nobody has money for unnecessary stuff
I gave my countrymen so many chances but they all just were so horrible. Is it possible for an entire race of people to be unredeemable?
Either gender, have you ever been ostracized?
>>34430738F. I am the opposite of you. I love to please and my dream sex is just 69 but my boyfriend hates eating my pussy. I have blonde pubes and an innie and it's pink. I also have great hygiene. My pussy tastes like nothing. He ate me out last night as a special present and did a horrible job. I messed up. I should have made it absolutely non-negotiable at the beginning and now he thinks it's special. It's not special. I want to have normal sex. I want him to eat me out all the time without me even having to ask. I actually am starting to cry right now.
>>34430768I didn't even ask him though, that's the thinghe insisted he wanted to buy artwork off me without me even offering, and then he dicked me around for a week and hasn't bought shit
>>34430773Yes. Got doxxed and my nudes were circulated in highschool. It was rough for a while.
>>34430776Why did you take nudes? Are you like a whore or something
>>34430793I was an attentionwhore on 4chan. So pretty much the same thing I am now, but now I'm not dumb enough to post nudes.
Coworker said that his youngest child was an accident because on his wife’s period tracker app it said 0% chance of conception but she was looking at the wrong month and it was actually 100% chance. This makes no sense to me. How could she not know that?
Why do you women claim to love being eaten out but get icked by the idea of sitting on a guy's face?
>>34430799Retarded or lying
>>34430800I love both those things.
>>34430800Power dynamics. Control is mutual during normal pussy eating, control is entirely female when facesitting.Women shlick to MMF too, but if she sees her man catching (or possibly even pitching) she loses all respect.
>>34430773Growing up as female with autism before I found internet frens. And my parents didn’t tell me I had it until I needed to get accommodations for my epilepsy in college when I found at had the tism. Thanks mom and dad. That explained why my grandma kept trying her developmental psychology stuff on me.
>>34430800It feels better to be on my back. I don't have to worry about the way I am sitting or if the retard can't breathe. Face sitting is a male fetish.
>>34430800Not into face-sitting: Does the woman sit cowgirl or reverse cowgirl on the man's face? Is he sniffing her asshole the whole time?
>>34430799Makes no sense to me either, sis. Probably him or her was lying.
>>34430806What does it for me is when supposedly "neurodivergent" people call me weird and shit behind my back because my social anxiety, ADHD, and autism make it difficult for me to interact with people.
>>34430807>>34430810Can't you just sit down in reverse without worrying about him? He can raise his jaw and hold your thighs higher if he can't breathe for some reason.
You may be a lover, but you ain't no dancer.
>>34430752Idk, look after the kids lol, work jobs, have a few seconds of relaxation at the end of the dayFair play I just wouldn't have the time management to post here if I had kids
>>34430773M, yes pretty much all my life lol I've always been weird
>>34430800What if I accidentally break his nose/hurt his mouth/fart?
I’m scared of the world
I can't see how sitting on moid's face is any better than getting eaten out the normal way
>>34430827The world is scary place but I believe in you nerd
>>34430828True, it's a moid fantasy
>>34430824He wants to be there, clearly, so the risks aren't significant. It's not like you're forcing him.
which honorific should i use for the camgirl i am in love with? would it be chan? or sama? maybe dono?
>>34430830Why am I a nerd
>>34430799if you already have kids and you depend on tracking for birth control, you deserve it, lol
WomenHow do you feel when you see other women much more attractive and beautiful than you? Especially when you see them posted here on 4chan so often. Do you get a sense of inferiority or admiration?
>>34430843I just get sad I think
>>34430835
>>34430843I acknowledge that I can be loved despite not being perfect, and that I might be someone's 10/10 just by virtue of everyone having different preferences.
>>34430843I don't think of beauty objectively.
>>34430843I admire beauty, don’t have to compare myself to others
>>34430843I'm indifferent.
>>34430843Mostly admiration
>>34430806>the unironic use of teen foid artLel
WomenDo you actually like guys that wear puff jackets? Are these attractive to you? If so, why? It's the most common normie wear out there it seems
Older anons, what was your favorite age
>>34430867No
>>34430867forgot picrel
>>34430865>>34430868Shouldn't you be looking after your children instead of attention-whoring on 4chan?
>>34430867They’re OK. I think there are better options though.
>>34430871Kids are in school and I’m waiting back to hear from my boss because I’m locked out of the network
>>34430835This is America, nigga. Use English honorifics such as cutie and princess or mommy and mistress.
>>34430871Isn't xe a larping troon?
Is this true?
We are now in episode 5 of Hunter x Hunter. I still suspect he's lying about having seen it before. His reactions feel very NPC tier and he is normally a very authentic person. But again, like I said and the other thread he acts very cagey about anime and manga. He wants to be an outdoors cool guy so he feels like his past interest in anime contradicts that. I still can't believe that he burned so much manga in a big bonfire and didn't even offer any of it to me. I think he is lying that he never saw this anime so he can seem like a nonchalant. Chad. I just driving me crazy. I don't care what you fucking people say he absolutely watched it before.
>>3443086890's.
>>34430867I’m indifferent
>>34430878yex
>>34430882Won’t you be in pain and shitting yourself?
>>34430879No, it's dumb.
I will never have sex
Is this why modern men are fucked? How can you blame women for anything gone wrong with dating when shit like this is happening?
>>34430892Well you see, the woman parent is the one at fault here. The man parent doesn't count because... women bad, or something.
>>34430879No. If you are attracted to someone they are good looking.
>>34430891Welcome to the club.
>>34430774Lol...
>>3443089290% of reddit stories are fake
>>3443086821-23
>>34430891then why not become a monk or catholic priest?
>>34430892>chud goy clique make the foids shake>calling middle school girls "goonbait"Fucking kek! How is this even real?
>>34430892Pretty much. It's completely over.If people thought pewdiepie was a bad influence they're in for a shock once the generation who grew up with andrew tate, fresh&fit, and the paul brothers grow up.Maybe I'm just a doomer, but it definitely feels like we've already taken the killing blow, we're still just kind of stumbling around.
I can’t wait to die and never be born ever again
>>34430908Samsara chuckles
>>34430908Yes you can.
>>34430909I’m not Buddhist
>>34430898I'm honestly not sure this one is. It tracks.
Foids, since you are the only gender that listens to her, do you still support Samantha Carpenter after she attacked and mocked and entire culture at Coachella?
>>34430914>idiot thinks femanons are the same ones he watches ragebait off on tiktok
>>34430892Yeah honestly, if boys had started to call me goonbait in middle school it would have made me feel so disgusted by male sexuality that I probably would have become a wizard.
I pooped
>>34430914If anything, it made me like her more. Just because it's tied to your culture, it doesn't make it any less annoying. Especially when it's most known in the west for terrorism, be glad she only thought it was yodeling.
Life is full of good things and horrible things. And they often happen at the same time so you can’t even enjoy the good thing
>>34430918Women can't become "wizards"
>>34430843I am over 30 so I just try to be nice to them. I already locked down my man so I'm not in sexual competition either. Sadly they are just not open to me because women over 30 are their worst nightmare they don't want to become but will inevitably. I have empathy for them because I was the same way when I was a teen. I remember going to bingo with my mom and feeling the animosity from the older women there because I was so young. I think young women get hate on a lot from older women. So older women trying to be nice to them earnestly just feels like another attack or a weird op. I would love to be a mentor to a younger woman. Or even just a friend like a big sister but the fact is that I am not cool enough for them. There is one that kind of likes me in my female server I'm on and I've noticed her trying to check me once or twice. I will not let this child with bipolar disorder check me but it just sucks. I wish I could find a woman to be friends with that just wants to talk about crafts and stuff.
Just got friendzoned AFTER fucking her. What the heck is this?? Then she asks me when we will meet again??? huhhhh
>chud goy clique makes the foids shakeDoes it not, though?
women, would you date a guy that lives like charlie kelly?
>>34430927Welcome to 2026, women don't care for relationships or connection. All they want is a rotation of hot or convenient FWBs.
>>34430923You know what I mean, don't act daft.
>>34430892Lol, based future atoga residents
>>34430888Oh I thought you meant like what era is your favorite. Not like what lived age did you like.
>>34430929no idea who that is, let alone how he lives
>>34430932Sucking some cocky asshole's cock in college when you're ovulating kind of prevents you from remaining a virgin by 30.
I still don't understand what a chud is. And why.
>>34430925Men aren’t checking out of society at an alarming rate. We’re running a full stress test on the current deal and marking the entire vertical to market. The data is in. The clearing price for male participation has collapsed because modern women repriced the offering into something with catastrophic downside and negative carry. We simply read the underwriting file.>63% of men under 30 are single and many aren’t even looking anymore.>Dating activity is in recession: only about 1 in 3 young adults actively dating, with most men barely getting matches or replies.>Marriage rates at historic lows. Divorce risk still hovers near 40-45% with brutal asymmetric downside for men (asset division, alimony, child support, lost prime years).>The strong independent branding demands provider level commitment while offering situationship level reciprocity and post wall panic when the high value capital walks.High value men ran the updated model. The fully loaded cost, drama drag, constant frame tests, entitlement burn rate, financial and legal tail risk, these no longer clears any reasonable hurdle rate. So we reallocated the full tranche of prime dry powder to gym, mission, cold compound interest on silence, and selective overseas deployment where the terms still make sense. We’re not afraid of commitment.We’re exercising fiduciary duty. We priced in the reality that the product being sold (curated chaos dressed as feminine energy) has depreciated faster than any balance sheet can support.You call it alarming checkout. I call it prudent portfolio construction in a market that turned toxic. The yield is still green on this side while the modern dating vertical keeps leveraging cope, therapy bills, and orbiters. The risk committee already voted. We exited cleanly. The graph on actual returns only moves one direction from here. Up and to the right.
>>34430937Thats the whole point of my post you little braindead incel.
>>34430935well why would you reapond if you can't answer the question? you females are so weird sometimes :|
>>34430939I’m one
>>34430942got nothing better to do
>>34430945you could look up what the post is referring to, for instance. you certainly have internet. i swear, some of you need dedicated handlers
>>34430939it's an insult for a bigoted right winger.
>>34430928What exactly does making a foid shake mean?
>>34430892>>34430902>chud goy clique make the foids shake>calling middle school girls "goonbait"WTF, based zoomers. Hope in humanity restored.
>>34430941No, it isn't. You would have still sucked cock and cherished the fact that the muscular owner of it didn't call you goonbait but a bitch, in the hottest way.
>>34430947or you could provide basic information in your post if you're going to talk about a literal who >>34430949scaring the hoes
>>34430952If you act a little nicer, maybe you won't be brown in your next reincarnation.
>>34430953Scaring them how?
I’m realizing everyone is crazy
>>34430944What makes you one?
>>34430949like sitting in a square at noon that's patrolled by armed police and still hallucinating the threat of chopped Warhammer fans with glasses all grabbing you by the pussy...
>>34430956by being goy chuds
ITT: Goonbaits are shaking at an alarming rate
>>34430939Chud is the anathema to Chad. Chud is racist, misogynistic, spiteful, and lame; everything Chad is not.
>>34430948Why is it an insult for a bigoted right winger?
>>34430963goy chud clique on suicide watch due to no pussy
>>34430892I feel sorry for my generation of people that choose to be teachers out of the goodness of their hearts.
>>34430955The funny thing is that if you were in California you'd probably go out with some mutt and take his humongous cock.No normal girl plans to become a wizard when she's off to college.
i assume the kids are watching this?https://fixvx.com/scootykins/status/2042261297363087414?s=20
>>34430941Stop replying to the mentally ill.
>>34430957ITT, yes it would seem so.
>>34430964>>34430967it's a fat guy that lives in his moms basement and drinks his own piss jugs, he also has a cum jar with my little pony characters in it
>>34430973I'd have to never come back here again if I wanted to do that. >>34430971Consider this conversation over, you're too low IQ to talk to.
Both genders. This couple seems badly mismatched. How would you rate each for attractiveness? I'm just having a hard time accepting the looks disparity here.
>>34430939
>>34430958Always mad at the world
>>34430979they are perfectly looksmatched but nice bait
>>34430964And all it takes is the difference of one letter?Tangentially, I also don't understand why a landlocked country in central africa has given name to an attractive moid.
The mutt herself prefers to be called goonerbait, but only in private by her polyamorous boyfriends who look like Jason Voorhees in real life. Other men using the adjective are chuds, so it really matters how you present yourself to the world as a male and how many pussies you score.
>>34430986You're really bad at this.
>>34430979He looks like prime Xander from Buffy kek.
Hello Euro Grills.
>>34430979FBoth look fine.
>>34430939The term "chud" has multiple origins. Historically, it referred to Baltic Finnic peoples in early East Slavic annals, with possible derivations from Slavic words meaning "foreign" or "strange," or from Finno-Ugric names for the wood grouse. In modern slang, it originated from the 1984 movie "C.H.U.D." (Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dwellers) and was popularized as an insult for right-wing individuals.https://youtu.be/BJckCjZ8Tdw
>>34430987So when a foid is getting fucked like that, he is all like "This Chud cock is absolutely wrecking that goonerbait pussy!"
>>34430994thanks KnowYourChudme
>>34430979Imagine hating on random people.
>>34430979They look euro so it should be fine and a match.
>>34430979So you say there is a looks disparity, which one do you think is lower?
Women, if you had to choose, who is a person in your life you'd suck a dick together with?
>>34430980>franchises>loreWhat the hell are they talking about?
>>34430981This used to be left-wing punk anarchists.
>>34431005Some girl I get along with but aren't really close friends with. We've done it before.
>>34430892Based autist squad make the roasties seethe
>>34430940>>34430984I hate this type of biz-babble.
>>34431006it's a test result from a personality test about woke shit in media
>>34430988Probably. What is "this" exactly?
>>34431009H-HOT…
>>34431005I don't have one of those.
>>34431014I don't know what you mean.
>>34431009So that's what your bf's gf is to you.
>>34431009was it your bf, her bf or a random guy?
>>34431005My friend, we live together
>wake up>jerk off to the thought of her>shower>go to workr8 my morning routine
>>34431018Funny, that was my sentiment to you.
Women, would you rather be 100% gay or 100% straight?
>>34430892Foid raid team turned your clique to npcs
>>34431023So you do have detectable IQ? Nice, because I was giving you a taste of your own medicine.
>>344310226/10
>>34431024I'm 100% straight and I wouldn't want to change that.>>34431022More like mourning routine.
>>34431022Just have sex with her
>>34431009>>34431021Curry for you, huehuehue.
>>34430979They both look like they jumped out of 1986.>This couple seems badly mismatched.You are mentally ill if you think that and care about that.
>>34431029working on it
>>34431028Sounds like bullshit. No woman is 100% straight.
>>34431020My husband. >>34431019Fix your radar.
>>34431032I was joking don’t rape her
>>34431033Sounds like you got brainwashed by chudbait.
>>34430994chuds are kinda cool, ngl
>>34430837Idk I just assumed>>34430870Blud's from the endz styll
>>34431024100% gay
>>34431041moids hands that are mad as fuck his bias didn't get validated
>>34431022Sounds average enough
women play la bebe by peso pluma?
How to know when you fall for stacybait?
ATOGAN Sisterhood.
>>34430159I'm married
I’ve had more old people say 6 7 to me than children
>>34431034How did you meet her?
>>34431047when she tells you to just be yourself and you actually do it
>>34431052Wife of my husbands friend.
>>34431053Ah, you catch yourself being a chud and by then it's already too late.
>>34431048>the sisterhood
>>34430241M, it's not really a concern in my mind. Love and attraction aren't about linear metrics where one person can be somehow incrementally better and thus worth abandoning a previous partner over. Relationships are something you invest in over time. Some random stranger won't have the same emotional connection or importance as someone you've spent months or years growing closer with. The thought of my SO leaving me for someone "better" literally never crosses my mind
>>34431055Is your husband's friend a cuck or does he also fuck around?
>>34431062A bit of both.
>>34431030What
Swingers should be shot in the street like the dogs they are
>>34431065Have you ever fucked him?
>>34431069Sit down bitch-boy
>>34431070No
>>34430891Samesies >>34430914>Foids, since you are the only gender that listens to herExcuse me>>34430957No u>>34430979She's a bit out of his league desu but not massively
>>34431037
I am currently off-gassing toxic plasticizers in femanon's room
>>34430979She's cute.I desperately want a thin gf but it's impossible. They've all been gobbled up by rich finance guys, middle eastern royalty, and buried in epstein's ranch.
>>34430241I've never been in a relationship so I can't possibly fathom the idea of reacting reasonably to my gf thinking of other men
>>34431077don't worry, ozempic will come to your rescue soon
>>34431069It's usually the fat undesirable ones who do this, like BlueValkyrie. All tattooed up and pierced and shit. Their whole identity becomes bodily modification and polyamory. Quite disgusting, if you really think about it.
>>34431005My gf.
>>34431082Lol
>>34431080Maybe.Women are mostly only taking it so they have a better chance at rolling the slot machine of>epstein ditch>mid-east toilet>finance-bro harem memberthough, so outlook not so good.
>>34431051Lol, I was on the train the other day and heard some boomer ladies joke about 6 7, then outside the station another group of boomers did
>>34431084or you could just become a finance bro yourself
>>34430610In what circumstances are other men casually insulting him? Are you in high school?
>>34430610When in doubt, resort to the standard strategy: cheat and mock him yourself until he breaks up with you.
>>34431088I'm thinking about it.The problem is that finance-bro-ey-ness has nothing to do with technical skill, and I can only do the math required to do the on-paper job. The actual job is just screwing people over as hard as possible, and insider trading. And I don't want to do either of those things.
>>34431091the world rewards fucking people over and you want a 1% gf (yes, in todays world not being fat already is an almost guaranteed 1% ticket as a woman, deal with it), so either you do what's necessary to belong to the 1% of men or you will have to just lower your standards or remain single
>>34431074Man, just fuck off already.
>>34431094>in todays world not being fat already is an almost guaranteed 1% ticket as a womanpretty grim, but seems about right.
Got a brand new idea on how to make Reddit useful for normal people who are looking for valuable information and opinions: dynamically build block lists of all accounts encountered that have a female character as the avatar.Gender, do you block random accounts on social media?
>>34431100do you not have anything useful to ponder?
>>34431100MI would have to engage with social media to block accounts, so no. These are not issues I opt to foist upon myself for no reason.
>>34431097Chill D:Anyway I'm busy rn so laters
Monday morning madness round here. Who up makin moves?
>>34431106monday's already over anon
>>34431106About to drink some black coffee to make my bowels move before I have to go somewhere.
>>34431100FDon’t know what you’re talking about
State genderDo you like kissing?
>>34431111MLove kissing.
>>34431111M, yes
>>34431111how many of the 54% of cultures that don't kiss actually matter though?
>>34431111FI like it mwah mwah mwah like that
>>34431111...did a new "civilized" world map just drop?
>>34431111I like sunflowers and long walks on the beach with spicy McChickens by candlelight
>>34431111F, I don't really like it most of the time.
>>34431115Seriously.Was the list by population, or just by culture? Because it sounds like they looked at 168 cultures, and there are like 5 cultural groups that make up almost all of humanity.
>>34431124Frigid
Holy shit no fucking wonder it's so hard to get a job. I finally got a employment counselor appointment over 2 weeks later. Does it even help?
>>34431132Oh no, how will I ever recover from you not approving of my sexuality.
>>34431134no, lol
>>34431124translation: she kisses some of her hookups but not others.
>>34431141Translation: I get all my opinions from grifters.
>>34431144explanation: if I accuse anon of watching some shitty podcast then attention will be diverted from the fact that I hook up and classify men differently.
>>34431149Explanation: If I just make up shit about random people and decide in my mind that I'm right, it means I'm right.
>>34431152conclusion: sex is fun but kissing is kind of gross.
>>34431155Conclusion: Sex is even more disgusting than kissing.
>atogan moids will never have enough aura to pull off wearing their watch over their sleeve
>>34431159Watches are uncomfortable to wear.
>>34431159Nobody wears a watch anymore.
I just want to say that the moid who says he "dislikes blowjobs" would change his mind if he met me
How come women look at images like this of murderers and their victims and think this is a male problem?
>>34431163Yeah because he's subconsciously gay and you're a guy.
>>34431163They all say this and then they project some sort of aura of a blowjob goddess to get things in exchange. There's just one problem. They suck at giving head.
Women what percentage of women who claim to asexual are lying to cover for affairs or to stop dudes from hitting on them?
>>34431165Foids have smaller brains.
>>344311066pm here lol, had a productive and fun day tho>>34431111Not done it a lot but yeah with someone I like>>34431134I mean it's not that hard to get a job if you're willing to do any job... but does depend on location and time of year and other factorsI miss the milf from the job centre...
>>34431172Most women I know who claim to be asaexual have unaddressed psychological trauma from being abused as a child or in a relationship.
Why are women sexually aroused by stories where their male friends/relatives are killed and they themselves are claimed by a stronger man?
>>34431178>most asexuals have unaddressed psychological trauma from being abusedMaybe that's the case, so what? Can normies just leave us alone kthx
>>34431179Is there a non-violent version of this? Will a woman want to fuck me if I beat her brother at bar trivia night for example?
>>34431178Just because it's not resolved doesn't mean it's unaddressed. God forbid a bitch wants to be mentally ill in peace, damn.
I think the bleak reality is that 95% of women would not be able to hold up with me sexually. They would not be into how rough I like it and at the same time I also don't want to force them.Only ever met one woman who I saw the potential in, but unfortunately we only ever talked online. She was great in other aspects too.
>>34431178>or in a relationshipHonestly that's their own fault
Leak's outmagnet:?xt=urn:btih:0397e365db565c7afe5dbf3c8524a321badd9339&dn=Avatar.Aang.The.Last.Airbender.2026.1080p.WEBRip.H.264-zephyrnux.mp4&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.opentrackr.org%3a1337%2fannounce
>>34431184You're a narc man, nobody was fucking talking about, selfish attention-whoring piece of shit.
>>34431192>online It's much easier to play pretend than to actually follow through.
>>34431203Mhm, which is why I said we just saw the potential in eachother.
>>34431205I'm sure she also saw the potential in you to be a millionaire.
>>34431197Is it worth a watch?
>>34431206I'm doing well financially, but not that extremely.
>>34431207The animation is nice but voice acting is in shambles right now because of that fat retard who wanted whites out of asian roles (and then monkey pawed his way out of white roles). None of the original cast came back for the movie and they cast a literal blind asian woman to voice toph as if that somehow made her more qualified than other women
>>34431208And she's doing well sexually, but not that extremely.
>>34431207>cartoon made for millennialsObviously it is not.
Loneliness really makes you do stupid things and lower your standards by A LOT
>>34431005>Women, if you had to choose, who is a person in your life you'd suck a dick together with?My wife or my best friend, mostly because I already have sucked dick with them.>>34431024>Women, would you rather be 100% gay or 100% straight?100% gay>>34431069>Swingers should be shot in the street like the dogs they areJust let them do their thing. Not sure why what other people do in private is of any concern to you.>>34431111>Do you like kissing?It's literal suicide prevention>>34431165Because these are cherry picked examples. White men do it too.>>34431178That was me a few years ago>>34431211Chad Sokka was not on my bingo card
>>34431214What stupid things have you done because of loneliness?
>>34431214Yes. Oh well!
>>34431217>That was me a few years agoYup.Believe it or not, there is no such thing as people who don't like or care about "thing that objectively makes people feel good at their most base level". Outside of a few medical conditions that actually make sex uncomfortable, it's almost exclusively people with stunted psychological development. That can be for a ton of reasons, it's just usually some kind of abuse in women at least.
>>34431214>being at the bottom of the barrel means you have to settle for bottom of the barrel things ground breaking
>>34431221>gooner screeching
>>34431212Get help.
Which is the better complimentI wouldn't hook up with you, but I'd marry you.I'd still fuck you if you were my mom.
>>34431233First one
>>34431200Lulz0rs
>>34431217>It's literal suicide preventionI haven't kissed an adult in 7 years (I phrase it like that because I have baby nieces and nephews) and it's starting to wear on me
>>34431111FI love kissing, but no tongue
>>34431229Lol, anon, you're supposed to want to have sex.
>>34431233Second one.Since it's the one that's an actual compliment.
>>34430908You will be born again
>>34431241How do I prevent that
>>34431221>"You have to like and care about le sexo because muh biological instincts!!11"Gooners are pathetic. Unless you're having children it's a complete hedonistic waste of time>>34431233The first obviously
>>34431239According to who? The demiurge?
I am way too sensitive. I get Vietnam level PTSD from a paper cut
>>34431245extremely cringe
>>34431245I hope you're not a guy, because that's a huge ick for women.
>>34431233Casual sex havers need to rope.
>>34431247It’s not even cringe it’s just pure retardation, I should’ve died in the womb>>34431248I’m not but it’s still a huge ick for guys
We need eugenics for big cow tits and engorged ogre penis freaks so they cant pollute society with their hideous bodies.
Men keep telling me I look nice with my hair up, so they think I look ugly with it down?
>>34431259I'm fine with tittymonsters being curbed, but don't take away the dick diversity.
I hate how many horrible pictures there are of me in the world
>>34431259I support this.
>>34431264I've done a pretty good job of scrubbing my existence from the internet. There are probably horrible pictures of me out there, but they're not tied to my name.
>>34431260Like in a ponytail? There's a whole thing.>so they think I look ugly with it down?No, that's not how it works.
>>34431242You cannotYou will be born again and in that life you will be loved
>>34430537alfenium plshttp://youtube.com/watch?v=F0Cg6oSz90M
>>34431261Salamipenis detected. Get him!
>>34431271No
>>34431274Don't worry, I can take him!
What do you normally do when everything looks bleak?
Remembering Im Ugly
>>34431276You have no choice You suffer now as atonement for your previous iterationBut in the next you will find what you are missing
>>34431280Drink lol
>>34431280cook something nice
>>34431282That’s stupid and not true
>>34431111>State gender>Do you like kissing?I did. Sti's are on the rise fyi
>>34431287Time marches on and drags you with itKicking and screaming And soon enough it will drag you to the end of this and you will begin anew A new you And as you reach out that which you look for will reach in
>>34431289saw the hashtags and noped out.
What is wrong with you?
>>34431298I have an inability to cope with life
I have an addiction to spending a lot of money
>>34431111wasted quadsthis is better than kissinghttps://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/124009390
>>34431298my vibe is off
I got a haircut recently. It’s a bit short, which I don’t like, but whatever because it’ll grow back pretty quickly.My girlfriend can’t stand it, though. She despises it. She has sent several texts saying it looks awful, and today she told me, “Your haircut kind of triggers me. When we met and you had short hair, you used to be meaner, and it scares me. It’s like, ‘Oh no, it’s that guy again!’”I told her I can wear a beanie if it bothers her so much, and she told me that'd just be worse because she hates beanies.
>>34431305Is this bait?
>>34431305Women
>>34431298My lack of ability to act on impulse. I always feel a need to think out my moves and sometimes I miss out. The introduction chapter to Doran Martell is literally me>"The blood oranges are well past ripe," the prince observed in a weary voice, when the captain rolled him onto the terrace.Otherwise it's probably a lack of self-control. I sure love to coast through life, way too much.
>>34431305nice bait you got there
>>34431111Yes I love making out.
Why do men give such wet kisses? Your mouth is closed why are you all slobbery?
>>34431307I wish. My relationship is kind of miserable right now, I don't know what to do.
>>34431280Go for walks and lift, unironically. Works every time, even if its hard to force myself to do it at times.
>>34431302>must create or have an account to viewNigga just cross post it from a red board.>>>/board/postnumber
>>34431305That's just how women are, that's just life.
>>34431313What gets them off is to force themselves and their bodily fluids on you. The more defiled you are after they are done with you, the more satisfying for them.
>>34431313Mwah
>>34431305>you use to be meaner with short hairHow about you stop being a nword when you have short hair right now so she can unlearn the trauma you caused her?
>>34431298I've moved so many times in the past 7 years and I've never been good at socializing in the first place so I struggle to make connections and don't even bother anymore. I have friends from high school and college, but they're all in a different part of the country from where I live. I met a girl I cared about for the first time in over a decade who I thought understood me, but when I started to open up I think it repulsed her. I just lost my job, but I've never liked my field, and now it's looking worse than ever, so I don't want to apply for a new one.
>>34431322Sounds like his gf liked nwords if she was going for mean looking guys
>>34431317>>>/b/948039824
>>34431326No. She liked that he was confident in being an Nword, now he should be confident in being an actual man instead of a fake ass larper.
>>34431322>>34431326we are both each others' first irl relationship, i was kind of immature in 2022 (when we met and i had short hair) but so was she.
>>34431327Christ, nevermind.
>>34431330
>>34431327thank goodness they blurred out his hand
>>34431314I don’t think you should be with someone who is so mean to you anon.
>>34431328Why do women date larpers
>>34431314>I don't know what to do.
She said I look good. What do I text back? We matched last night and she’s cute
>>34431339Why do larpers want to date?
I think I'm addicted to hentai. Last night I came four times and accidently stayed up until 4 AM masturbating when I had work at 8 AM.
>>34431343Hey bby u give sum fuk?I have 8 inch dik.
>>34431348you're a demon or at the very least possessed by one
Apparently "womb asmr" is a thing now. Like the women stick mics into their wombs and the sounds are asmr. Thoughts?
>>34431327women are you dating a guy who introduces himself as a lolicon?
>>34431353my thoughts are that you should end yourself
>>34431163Is that all it takes to get a blowjob from you?
>>34431355post physique + bank account balance
>>34431358did bibi pay you to post this?
>>34431353Nobody does this.
>>34431353I don't deny that there probably are videos called 'womb asmr', but they're probably just soundscape videos to simulate what some weird guy thinks are the sounds you would hear in the womb... not women 'sticking mics into their wombs'.
What kind of ASMR do women like? I want to start a channel so I can meet cute girls.
single atogansHave you gone on any dates this year? Do you think you'll find a bf/gf this year? If not, what's holding you back?
>>34431369No.I don't know.Me.
>>34431369not really interested in a relationship, probably just gonna go wizard status desu
I LOVE NICOTINE
>>34431377didn't you claim to be married or at least in a relationship only a week or so ago?
>>34431365My sister used to like gentlewhispering.I feel like girls would have liked ALB.Almost all of it is just coomer coded though, especially now.
>>344313691Dunno, I've got a lot of other stuff to figure out right now.
>>34431344If it works, as opposed to being yourself, then it's a good strategy. Is it not?
>>34431369I haven't been on a date in 20+ years. I don't know anyone I want to date.
>>34431369Yes, No, Me
>>34431298Where do I start >>34431348Der goooner >>34431369>Have you gone on any dates this year?No>Do you think you'll find a bf/gf this year?No>If not, what's holding you back?A lot>>34431380Based and same but I've quit cold turkey
>>34431389>cold turkey How long ago did you quit? What were the withdrawal symptoms like?
>>34431391>How long ago did you quit?Haven't vaped since Fri>What were the withdrawal symptoms like?Just the odd cravings and mind irritability, just thugging it out
Why are all men on drugs
>>34431395Never done drugs
>>34431395All these chemicals dancing through my veins they don't kill the cause they just numb the pain
>>34431389You know you don't have to respond to every post in this thread right? For somebody who claims to be so introverted, you certainly make a lot of noise.
>>34431395https://youtube.com/watch?v=5n1ETxqcsNY
>>34431395I'm on antihistamines for spring but nothing else
>>34431395I have high blood pressure.
>>34431395https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbsz8mAYmjg
>>34431384Only if you cement your larp personality as truth and stop wanting to be yourself.Because if you want to be yourself and it's not something they agree to love then you're basically setting yourself up for failure/divorce.
>>34431395https://youtu.be/CMrcYUxBAxc
His glasses were chud coded. His Norwood, paternal.
>>34431395Usually they can't cope with today's times.
>>34431407That anon's gf agreed to be with him, then he changed and she doesn't seem to mind that
I’m so exhausted my cheekbones ar pulsating
>>34431418Were you succin too hard
>>34431414asuka hardstyle?
>>34431418Sounds like you've been smiling and laughing a lot.
Men why did you turn the temperature back up to warm sweaty time? I was enjoying the nice cool walks in the afternoon.
>>34431416That's called growing up together. That's usually what normal couples do. There is also such a thing as growing apart and that is what some men like to think they can force on women until they end up thrice divorced.
>>34431424I haven’t
>>34431423Precious foid
>>34431431what a kino folder you have there
What are you guys doing for ANZAC Day?
I should buy sunglasses
Women are antichrist
>>34431441yeah well you are legion
>>34431442Holy shit fnv
GENUINELY in some Rick rn
Finish this sentence. Men are ________.
>>34431427It's a nice comfy 63 degrees here today though.
>>34431438Which ones
>>34431447legion>>34431446owens?
>>34431447Liam McPoyle?
>>34431447Thriving.
>>34431427booby sweat
>>34431427>>34431460Mine were definitely puddled and I was only outside for an hour. But I did wear a sweatjacket like a dummy.
>>34431447Whores
>>34431427Women in sundresses.
>>34431453Raf Simons, Rick Owens, usually what I'm stepping in
>>34431369I had sex with a hooker, we held hands too, hugging her felt nice
>>34431381I am everything all at once. You will never know.
I think I have a splinter in my thumb
>>34431447checking out of society at an alarming rate
She's so damn cute
>>34431469naturallypic rel is rick's step daughters favorite recipe if you even care
>>34431484Backing soda
>>34431484ntawhy do we know this
>>34431489at studio rö, we're vegan
>>34431490she said so herself
>>34431395I'm on my sober arcLife is hard tho>>34431399You can't tell me what to do mwahahah >>34431427I never turn the heating up>>34431438Def
moids, why aren't you doing scientology speedruns?
Shit shit shit
>>34431483Who>>34431436What's that>>34431447Cool
>>34431496You know what, that's my fault for not speaking clearly. Thanks anon.
>>34431501calm down man
>>34431462Me too. I run on cold mode and wasn’t ready for it to get warm yet.>>34431466That’s not until May at the earliest.
>>34431501What now
>>34431506k fine, michèle lamy is rick owens wife, scarlett rouge is michèle's daughter, scarlett's an artist and is hosted by studio rö, which has an artist portrait on their website and when you scroll all the way down this is put there as her favorite recipeu happy now?
>>34431510The sooner we start warming up the earth, the sooner the sundresses come out.
>>34431427its very cool and breezy in MN right now. Very nice weather, I love it. Only lasts a few weeks through the year until the summer becomes too much unfortunately.
>>34431503>What's that>Anzac Day is a national day of remembrance in Australia, New Zealand and Tonga that broadly commemorates all Australians and New Zealanders "who served and died in all wars, conflicts, and peacekeeping operations" and "the contribution and suffering of all those who have served". Observed on 25 April each year, Anzac Day was originally devised to honour the members of the Australian and New Zealand Army Corps (ANZAC) who served in the Gallipoli campaign, their first engagement in the First World War (1914–1918).
>>34431369See >>34431377That is pretty much my situation.
>>34431514>u happy now?Yes actually, I wasn't expecting a genuine answer. I'm pleasantly surprised.Here is a rat girl as a token of my appreciation
Test
>>34431514I can’t believe anyone ever had procreative sex with Michele. The child probably spawned one day after a satanic ritual
>>34431520thanks, cool rat fun fact, scarlett has two daughters so rick is even a step-grandfather
>>34431514>michèle lamy is rick owens wife>michele lamy is 82>rick owens is 64Is michele lamy a cradle robber or is rick owens just freaky like that
>>34431447Mostly creepy
Women's fetishes make me lose faith in humanity, how do I cope knowing that my girlfriend/wife would probably marry my killer if I got murderered?
>>34431529become unkillable
plap
>>34431369No.No.Nothing, I’ve been focused on myself and hanging out with friends. Chilling only year
Dang, she was kinda cute tho
>>34431522she wasn't too bad looking when she was younger>>34431527both actually
>>34431538>bothGood for them :D
Afterwork coffee timrWhat do you like to have after work?
>>34431521Test ack.
>>34431543fennel tea with honey
>>34431298literal schizophrenia
>>34431550glowies got you too, huh?
>>34431547Sounds comfy
>>34431543>after worky---eahhh.....
Would it be ethically dubious to feed my hypothetical gf high amounts of fennugreek in an attempt to make her smell like maple syrup?
>>34431561You DO wageslave, don't you anon?
>>34431567Nobody wants to pay me for it. So no.
I need someone who
>>34431562it will make her smell like curry BO
>>34431572Ive been reading claims that it makes one smell of maple syrup
>>34431555it is
>>34431562>fennugreekI know what you're up to and it's not a general boob grower. There are several factors that affect boob density.
What should my second message be to the girl I like? I don’t wanna fudge this up
Girls, is your boyfriend dying a *ick*? Do you lose feelings over it?
GenderDid you make your bed today?
>>34431585depends on context, if he dies because of some fetish bullshit then for sure, yes
>>34431588MNo
At what point do I ask the girl I matched with out on a date for coffee?
>>34431588f, no
I’m feeling retardes
i remember reading somewhere that the modelling industry has basically a bunch of highly consistent ways to make a girls breasts bigger that is given to women when they go pro. Is that true or no
>>34431577do more reading, then. it smells like curry, it permeates everything, and it causes bad gas and makes you fart. people who think it makes them smell like maple syrup don't realize how badly they stink to everyone else.
What does it mean that I went out, socialized, made a whole new friend group, and still didn’t meet someone who wants to date me?
>>34431594no because models are supposed to be rail thin and flat you moronyou're probably thinking about the porn industry
>>34431585No. If he's a respectable man, I will want to keep his corpse.
>>34431584what have you said so far
>>34431597nobody wants to touch where you pee because you're kinda gross
>>34431599Breast size is still extremely valuable many modelling industry jobs, you literally have no idea what you're talking about you absolute fucking donkey
>>34431604show me one high fashion model that has big breasts and is walking the relevant runways
>>34431602Well I told her that her glasses aren’t dorky and that she looks good. She replied with “you look good too :)”
>>34431607>high fashion modelYou specifically mentioned this one and shifted the goalposts to high fashion because you knew it was the only example where my point doesn't apply, i accept your concession.
>>34431608is this someone from a dating app or irl? Do you know where'd you want to take her if you ask her out?
oil splash burned my palm when I was making some pork cutletsWomen did this to me by not being my girlfriend and cooking for me,They truly are the most violent Gender.
>>34431610there's no other relevant branch in the fashion industry, everything else is just thinly veiled porn industry and you know it retard coomer
>>34431594No. Big boobs are not good for modeling.
>>34431614You don't need to keep responding after the fact, I already accepted your concession
>>34431612*carbonates your milk*
>>34431611Dating app>Do you know where'd you want to take her if you ask her out?I like bars personally but according to her profile she doesn’t drink, so I’m thinking coffee instead
>>34431594Sounds highly unlikely since the modelling industry is run by gay men who only look for tall flat stick figures for models.
>>34431617consider this conversation over and me the winner
>>34431399Just report the spam and ignore it, he thrives on anybody who replies to him.
Is it possible for me to get a ethical practice girlfriend?
>>34431629Yes
>i-i win okay ok I SAID I WIN seethe
>>34431629Yep, find someone that want a practice bf
I'll sooner report plap-poster for spam.
>>34431634try to not wet your pants whilst crying because you're a sore loser, mom would be mad
Why are women like this?Rose alleged that Perry, “saw me ‘resting’ on my best friends lap to avoid her and bent down, pulled her underwear to the side and rubbed her disgusting vagina on my face until my eyes snapped open and I projectile vomited on her,”
>>34431635I'm too old to be a practice boyfriend
Women, if you were paralyzed from the waist down would you let your husband fuck other women or just get better at giving head?
how do the genders of /atoga/ feel about AI datacenter hysteria?
>>34431639you mean, why are demonic sociopaths like this
>>34431643f, cringe afget a better boogeyman >>34431641I'd hope he fucks off forever, I already have enough on my plate being disabled, I don't need his demanding gooner ass on top of that
Sometimes I come across random ass wikipedia articles from people I have never heard of, like this guy:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Arnold_(director)I have heard of his movies of course, but didn't know his name or face.This guy has been dead for over 30 years, he knew nothing of the world that came after him.In a hundred years, nobody will remember I existed. Nobody will remember any of the pain or joy I experienced. I will show up in some statistics as a number from various years. But even then, those statistics will be simplified or fade completely.Sorry, have no question, just felt like writing this down.
>>34431648>In a hundred years, nobody will remember I existed. Nobody will remember any of the pain or joy I experienced.This is why you have you have to live for yourself here and now.
>>34431648nothing's stopping you from creating some niche content that snobbish chuds will reference in fifty years to appear more knowledgeable than their peers because there's only five people that would get the reference
>>34431639I know of a woman who went to jail for slashing the throat of her gf and then when she got out of jail married said gf
>>34431603I’m not that gross
>>34431643MThey're ugly, they drove up utility prices in my area, and I don't care about 99% of the use cases for AI (which probably account for 99.99% of its usage). I also don't like big tech using its unlimited investment money to buy up land everywhere. People are right to be upset about it.
>>34431639IDK, you tell me, why *are* you like this?
>>34431629just date an ugly girl and when you're basically satisfied with your progress, dump her. she'll understand because it happens to them often
>>34431640How old?
>>34431660This happened to me
>>34431639Women who grew up repressed end up acting like this.
>>3443166129
>>34431643MMakes me question the benefits of democracyIdk why so many hear the strain on the power grid and water systems (which aren't that serious btw) and not wondering why we aren't increasing power and water capacity
>>34431657Most of the data center useage isn't for AI and you should be mad at your government for the limited capacity of your utilites instead of the data centers, dumbass
>>34431660ntaI know a girl who fits the bill for this but I can't on good conscious break her heart like that. She's a sweet, weeb dork with an engineering job she doesn't like. The only problem she has is her skinpicking habit makes her face, hands and legs look like a battlefield of scars. I'd probably catch feelings despite my disgust for her body.
>>34431668>>34431670You're ESL so I don't care what you think
>>34431643At a time when we need to critically ramp down energy expenditure per capita, they instead come up with even more ways to waste energy on frivolous shit.
>>34431667You can be my practice bf
>>34431635>>34431629My friend told me her parents got together by asking to be each other's practice gf/bf and then they both accidentally fell in love.
>>34431675Thanks!
>>34431673Nope
>>34431677is this femcel mating strategy
>>34431643I feel like people who want to work in AI should be forcibly housed inside them if they care so much about the technology.
>>34431651I feel that way too.But it still makes me feel weird sometimes.It's probably also why I love visiting places where people used to live hundreds or thousands of years ago and there are still remnants of their existence. Occasionally even having recordings of their names and what they did, I find it so fascinating. Not that I have a direct connection to some fisher in an old Roman settlement (at least not that I am aware of) or that I feel like there is some spiritual soul hocus pocus bs going on, but it's just interesting to stand in the same spot, on the same stones, he was gutting his fish.I guess it's just gay ass feelings on some lonely evenings, but that's fine.It happens.
>>34431643most people are subhumans that do not think and operate totally on emotion/narratives in their head. If you are seething about datacenters, you are irrevocably conceding that you are cattle
>>34431622finally, someone to commiserate with on how hard it is to get runway gigs when you have big bara tits
>>34431679>Idk why so many hear the strain on the power grid and water systems (which aren't that serious btw) and not wondering why we aren't increasing power and water capacityESL, therefore your opinion on this literally doesn't matter. Sorry.
>>34431643FPeople with AI Derangement Syndrome deserve to be miserable.
nobody's buying that lmao
>>34431643The amount of LLM fans (all male btw, even the ones pretending to be women) replying to this is funny.
>>34431612No, that's what you get for being a silly noncooking moid.
>>34431694you don't have to be an AI fanboy to be aware that the data center seething is retarded and cringe
>>34431682History is interesting.
>>34431694Refusing to partake in slop-tier populist hysteria around data centers is not "LLM fanboy" behavior.
>>34431698you aren't fooling anyone thoughbeit
>>34431684bouncy bouncy bounce
They're making AIs now that pretend to be Jesus and charge credulous fools to talk to them, American Protestantism was a mistake.
>>34431698>retarded and cringeOh wow! I didn't know that was how I was perceived! Nevermind, go ahead and cut down every tree and pollute all the water with untreatable heavy metals so that randos can make fake AI videos and people don't need to look up things as much. Winning an imaginary popularity contest is more important than preserving the physical world.
I took today off but I felt all I accomplished was laundry and shitposting
>>34431639Idk, she might be trans canadian now tho.
>>34431621Anyone? She’s a really cute black girl and I don’t wanna fuck up :(
>>34431643Burn them all.
>>34431365>What kind of ASMR do women like?I mostly watch female creators. Nothing to do with my sexuality, just most male creators have voices I don't like. I do like ASMR Zeitgeist, FredsVoice ASMR, and MassageASMR. So I guess I find deep voices relaxing?
>>34431707>Oh wow! I didn't know that was how I was perceived! Nevermind, go ahead and cut down every tree and pollute all the water with untreatable heavy metalsIf you truly believe that AI is seriously impacting the environment on a level worth being an activist against, then your willing use of any electronic device in your daily life ought to be grounds for a death sentence by comparison. You have absolutely no idea what you're talking about at a base level and nothing you say can change this basic fact.
>>34431707ntaYou seem upset anon. Here, have an AI waifu.
>>34430176Could just ask them how they're doing. Communication is the real way to communicate instead of guessing. Btw, most people are bad guessers. You know how on tests tehy teach you how to make educated guesses? Lots of people aren't great at tests, and many aren't great guessers, much less educated guessers?
>>34431706>American Protestantism was a mistake.The moment you realize that America was founded by religious extremists that European protestants thought were so crazy that they needed to be tracked down and exterminated to the point they'd flee the continent is the moment everything about American Christianity begins to make sense.>>34431639>>34431710my only childhood celebrity crush who's still a 10 is Anne Hatheway
>>34431710"I was just a joke!" SA gf and "I just like dressing up" blackface bf.
Crying over sports
>>34431688Best post.
>>34431710Why is he dressed like the fellow kids meme?
>>34431705more likethud thud cramp
worth noting that "current mass-adoption of AI technology (indians making AI porn)" and "real potential use cases in the world for AI as a whole" are so vastly different in shape and scale that conflating the two for any reason is ignorant at best, intellectually dishonest at worst
>>34431678Cool
>>34430200It's because it's cliche to give a girl flowers. Much of it is because it's culturally so. However, it's culturally so because women like gifts. It doesn't have to be like new phones are shit - women are like those penguins who want to be given pretty rocks to be courted by the males; they don't need the most expensive shit to by happy (at least for many), but the act itself and the quality of the gift relative to similar items (pretty flowers > ugly ones) are what they care about, and they associate to the person gifting them
>>34431698>>34431702lol sure.
>>34431715>retard absolutismdo you people even try anymore?>>34431716and everyindian clapped
>>34431706most ai usage is for scamming people, whether it's jeets using ai voice changers and video filters to scam clueless boomers out of their retirement money, or "tech entrepreneurs" vibe coding useless products to scam clueless investors who think they've found the next big thing. there's a reason *that* country uses AI more than anywhere else, and why they get so upset when first worlders don't want more data centers - their entire culture is practically built around scamming and doing as little work as possible to maximize return regardless of how you got there or ethics.
>>34431713>Nothing to do with my sexuality, just most male creators have voices I don't like.I think sexuality might have something to do with it after all.
>>34430241Get to know them really well, be a very good partner, and take a "leap" of faith that they're taking the same leap
>>34431732>Only Indians like AI waifusNow this is some strange cope.
>>34431725Have you considered that you might be in the wrong vocation?
>>34431719mine is Chloe Lang, but only because I never stopped watching lazytown
>>34431706>>34431719Compared to Catholics who created the indulgence system
>>34431732There was nothing absolute about it, I'm simply taking your (objectively incorrect) understanding of the world to it's logical conclusion. There's no debate: you are simply flatly incorrect and ignorant of the topic you're forming an opinion on. It doesn't go any deeper than that
>>34430322Fully shaved is good, mostly shaved is good, landing strip is good. Just put whatever effort you want honestly, pussy is pussy
>>34431672>The only problem she has is her skinpicking habit makes her face, hands and legs look like a battlefield of scars. I'd probably catch feelings despite my disgust for her body.ouch
Women, why won't you bounce on it?
>>34431737only Indians (both physical and spiritual ones) call random anime characters "waifus"
>>34430245>Don't you want to be chosen?if you are a driven individual with goals and passions beyond human companionship, it really isnt that big of a deal. Only the most boring and automated personalities place that level of value on relationships because it's filling a void.
>>34431747Okay so basically>Everything I don't like is Indian even if it's not actually Indian
Women ever gotten cock drunk?
>>34430449Maybe it's a nice warm up to stimulate the mind like, Jesus fuck her ass is so hot and she's grinding it on my and my god I wanna fuck her so bad. I don't think guys wanna cum 90% of the time hotdogging. Maybe once for the novelty, but it's mainly just for warmup grinding to make him want you more
>>34431742>there's nothing absolute about my absolutism-based statement
>>34430322I thought about replying to this seriously, but then I saw your bitchy replies.You're going to need all the luck you can get.
>>34430458It's how he feels about you that is most beautiful. Good art is meant to make you feel, and you make him feel as high as a kite. You're not perfect, but you're perfect to him. You might just be an ordinary woman, but you're the women he chooses, and the one who chooses him. It's as deep or as shallow as you want it to be.(though art that makes you angry it's being sold for millions when it's literal slop but it has "value" for the sake of storing money, probably isn't good art)
>>34431719>Anne Hathewaybased, I wanna see Devil Wears Prada T W O>>34431722did someone lose the ball or something>>34431643AI is a scourge on the planet
>>34430976Some please provide additional info to this image, what is she reading or is it photoshoped/AI?
>>34430550It's similar to Spiderverse sharpness of features, but it's still uncommon enough that I enjoy it over Cal-arts smiles or pixar/disney typical artstyle. It's not annoying to look at either, so I'd say it's good
>>34431588M, yes I do every day>>34431543Used to be a beer, now a latte is nice (I'm NEET rn tho lel)>>34431518happy anzac day then to you bogans>>34431500I don't like running broken games
>>34430575>righteous when I scare my boyfriendIf you feel like doing bad things to your partner or enjoy upsetting them, it prob ain't the best sign kik
>>34431746>Women, why won't you bounce on it?You couldn't handle it. It would be the best 30 seconds of your life and the most forgettable of mine.
Post your gender.What's a question you've always wanted to answer in this thread but never been asked?
>>34431770Femanon,You are the most beautiful and wonderful girl I have ever known in my life. I cannot stand to be apart from you. Will you marry me?
>>34431739Woodbury, Minnesota>>34431740I mean everything in western Christianity went off the rails after Charlemagne got crowned and was FUBAR'd in 1054.>>34430550I think 2D > 3D and losing 2D animation in the west is one of the greatest tragedies of our generation
>>34431769>You couldn't handle it.I'll start training now, I'll be ready in 6 weeks.
>>34430610Why the hell is he surrounded by people who are calling him ugly?
>>34430550Idk but they need more bleached porn 2bh
>>34431749Yes.
Leftards ate their own again. Comics Explained is taking a hiatus from YouTube now. Fuck this gay earth.
>>34431772You're the most beautiful and wonderful girl I have ever known in my life. I cannot stand to be apart from you. Will you marry me?
>>34431770MIs finding a 30yo art-ho gf who just wants to do crafts still possible or do you have to meet them when they're like 20 and they just stick with you forever if you're successful?
>>34431770M>I'm doing fine, can we try it again?
>>34430550Anything that contributes to Total Calarts Death.
>>34431779Don’t know what that is and wrong thread
>>34431780Yes!
>>34431773>Woodbury, MinnesotaYeah I "Woodbury" my cock in Stephanie Meanswell
Where do I find a cute college girl that is into my nerdy hobbies (Anime, Video games, DnD, Warhammer, Ect.) in College?Someone I can nerd out about Zero Escape with.
Serious question for both genders I wanna know the /atoga/ ethnicity breakdown. What are you guys and girls
>>34431787You have to settle for a troon.
>>34431787I know a girl like this. However she's dating chad and ignores that he cheats on her all the time.
>>34431785Aww <3Should our first date be before or after the wedding?
>>34431792After
>>34431789Fenno-slavic I guess.
>>34431787Join a physics, chemistry or engineering club.YMMV with other nerdy clubs. My Uni's tabletop club was under the lock and key of the filipina club president. The amount of simping for one girl was on levels I had never thought possible. She wasn't even that attractive either.
>>34431447friggin awesomesauce
>>34431770M>What are your favorite things about getting your dick sucked?
>>34431781Well is it possible? The girl I like is pretty much that, but I wouldn't call myself successful.
>>34431789I'm a white male.
>>34431706What does "American Protestantism" even mean?There is a world of difference between Baptists and wolves wearing the wool of Christianity to profit like the example you give.>>34431740Martin Luther cited Tetzel specifically, it wasn't a Catholic wide practice (although it wasn't only Tetzel either.) This was also something that was rectified in the council of Trent.Luther didn't even want to make an anti-catholic movement, his 95 thesis was presented in Latin in fact, but the German press mass produced it in English and then the Catholic church Excommunicated him, leading to Lutheranism (which only happened because he was protected from the same fate as Hus a century prior.)There is a lot of nuance to Christian history, I wish things didn't get so simplified because it leads to misconceptions. We have to operate off the truth to have an equal forum to debate ideas.
>>34431641I'm not sure I'd go asexual even if I couldn't feel below my bellybutton.
>>34430774Yeah. You prob should've done it from the beginning. Like, what guy/girl isn't gonna do oral on their partner? It's pretty low bar. Sorta shitty imo but you could talk to your friends about it. Ask the girls if their guys eat them out. Talk to your guy about it. Do you taste bad/worse than other women? Does he just dislike it in general? Cause you want what most women are getting that most guys are willing to give. You gotta be kind to him when you address him about your issue, but if he doesn't budge (for you?!?!?), it's not a great sign
Make atoga white again
>>34431789FWhite American
>>34431802If you're female, you're already asexual.
>>34431721It would make sense if they were both channers.
>>34431790>>34431791Thank you for the daily does of blackpill.>>34431795I figure clubs would be women repellant but I'm willing to try.
>>34431789carribean-euro. Don't ask
>>34431727The only thing conflating AI companies is that good or bad, they are both AI companies.
>>34431801>but the German press mass produced it in EnglishIn German*, I need coffee
>>34431802There are apparently paralyzed women who still have sex, I guess they just give head and get their top half fondled, I don't know if they can cum.
>>34431789MMy great grandad, who I had the privilege of knowing, was expelled from the Amish and absolutely hated them, he would literally tailgate their horses and buggies in his tractor to fuck with them. He was such a hateful bastard lol. Anyways I guess I'm whatever the hell Amish are.
>>34431455damon albarn
>>34431787>Where do I find a cute college girl that is into my nerdy hobbiesThey don't exist. Get a normal friend that is into your hobbies. Stop trying to date based on hobbies>inb4 "no I'm just looking for a friend :)"No you aren't faggot you're looking for an IRL manga character that'll fall in love with you
>>34431798Oh, I misread the question, I'm tired, I just woke up from my wfh 3 hour nap.
>>34431789Caucasian.
>>34430810His mouth is on your clit and pussy hole, so nose is sniffing pussy hole and ass, and face gets drenched in girl goo - literal heaven.>>34430803You deserve abundant love
I'm in love with a farm girl.
WomenMy chest grew too much but does this shirt still look good or is it gay?
>>34431819>Stop trying to date based on hobbiesWe don't need a 1 for 1 overlap on interests but there needs to be enough to be able to have conversations. And I do want more than just a pussy, a mouth, and a cute face in a life partner, I'd rather stay single than tie myself to someone I don't want to be around.
>>34430881HxH early on is insanely boring, or at least very tame compared to how it ramps up later. There's 0 way I'd be hyped until you get to like the spiders and kurapika, when you get hype music for the next episode>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tK-d2LJlaaQ
>>34431819>>34431826
>>34431826>seeing some poor young man start this journey of self discovery >againHave fun over the next five years. If I were in your position I'd just chat up cute girls and see which ones reciprocate, but have fun wasting time trying to find the perfect nerd girl who fits whatever you put on those /soc/ girlfriend finder forms
>>34430939Old movie about monsters living in the sewers of NYC, or something similar
>>3443086812
>>34431774You need a Rocky montage for this pussy.>>34431789Afro-Latino
>>34431770M>What's a question you've always wanted to answer in this thread but never been asked?"Can I give you a thousand dollars?">>34431789M, white european>>34431787>Anime, Video games, DnD, Warhammerdoes your college not have clubs for these?>>34431805I'll make it white again alright *starts cooming*>>34431817fwiw Damon Albarn thinks Americans are stupid and that Taylor Swift is rubbishhe makes good music but he's a twat lol
What do I say to the cute black girl on hinge :(((
>>34431789MMulatto
>>34431825Let me see your hair
>>34431835>you took my breath awayfollowed by this image
>>34430967mid-2010s libs were still in the ultra-PC phase so they needed a word that can presumably hurt the feelings and belittle their opponents, but they obviously cannot resort to normal slurs or derogatory stuff so you get chud, a specific identifier that doesnt offend anyone not worth offending. but chud sounds so funny and silly that the chuds it was designed for (often lonely men themselves looking for something to unite under) stole it and began to mass-produce ironic and often self-deprecating memes about chuds and their behavior.
>>34431835Have you tried calling her the n-word yet?
>>34431840>the chuds it was designed for (often lonely men themselves looking for something to unite under) stole it and began to mass-produce ironic and often self-deprecating memes about chuds and their behavior.This is what always happens when you try to insult somebody for something they take pride in.
>>34431834>fwiw Damon Albarn thinks Americans are stupidwould be a based attitude if he wasnt going at it with the ultra-faggy holier-than-thou schtick he does. Honestly a great many artists are utterly monstrous faggots
I'm jealous of people who got to use their sisters or moms, or childhood friends like onaholes hentai style. I read a doujin yesterday where the girl would just pass out and the guy would fuck her all night and she didn't care and was even turned on by it.
>>34430868Mhard to say because I feel like every year/era of my life had its pros and consI guess maybe like 14/15. School was easy, life was pretty chill and carefree, I was in good health/fitness, and old enough to do stuff and go on trips with friends, but also still a big video game geek and nerd and no one cared (not that I didn't have my issues and problems)I guess another good age was like 23, that was a fun year where I was travelling and partying a lot, making progress on my hobbies and also just pretty carefree (but then I dropped out of college which I probably shouldn't have done lol)
>>34431260Personal opinion here, but I actually prefer down over up. I had a friend who always had a ponytail, then one day I saw her take it off and i was like, wow.You prob look nice in both
>>34431833>You need a Rocky montage for this pussy.Gonna build a contraption like pic related with a fleshlight on it.
>>34431846That’s crazy 23 is my favorite year
>>34431789Levantine
>>34431845trust us, almost no one does.
>>34431853hows the situation over there
For the racists in this thread, how do you feel about sharing a thread with races you hate?
>>34431853>LevantineTranslation: Lebanese guy who idolizes Israel so pretends he isn't Arab.
>>34431484this recipe gave me the ickreminds me of the Epstein muffins recipes
>>34430868The age of man
>>34431837why
>>34431844>great many artists are utterly monstrous faggotsyeah, don't meet your heroes as they say lol>>34431852awesome lol, what did you like about it
>>34431500what, is the end goal to kill Xenu?
>>34430868Some might say the Heraldic Epochs, but the Hierocracy was PEAK.
>>34431597It was the friends you made along the way...
>>34431845this is what too much internet does to a mf
>>34431856It helped me eventually realize that my hatred was a projection of my own internal conflict. I came out as bi last year, joined some local queer groups, and I could't be happier.
>>34431861Drinking was cool. Went out on the weekends. Vegas
>>34431825Faggot
>>34431639She tried to get a kiss out of justin bieber when he was a kidPeople who have power think they can do anything like crossing boundaries cause everyone likes them
/atoga/thoughts on the Ameri-pope?
I don't like it when women have sex lives
>>34431856They're kind of annoying but what are ya gonna do
Girls, would you find it degrading if your boyfriend told you it would really turn him on if you started wearing more revealing clothes when you're out together in public?
Maybe posting here every day won't get me a gf, but is actually why I don't have one.
>>34431854>>34431866I want to know what it's like to have a living onahole. Like that's fucking insane. I want to creampie a girl repeatedly and actually just lose my mind to it. Like we're covered in sweat and I forget how to say my name but I know she has a wet hole and I need it.
>>34431856As long as they behave themselves I have no issue with them.
>>34431789FJapanese
>>34431835post profile info. Otherwise talk about her blackness ala >>34431841 cause it aint like youre helping
>>34431856I just dont want to live around them or have them migrating to my country.
>>34431872I keep forgetting he exists. I still think it's the argentinian.
>>344318814'10" femanon? How's life? You get a bf or do anything fun lately?I'm gonna try making dango for a potluck soon.
>>34431872It makes the fat orange mad
>>34431856I only care about white people. I try not to think about colored people.
>>34431881I feel like there used to be more asians here, odd
>>34431887Hi! Life is good. Work is fun, I have a bf and It’s early baseball season. And I’m playing something else and not Elden Ring for once. I’m at the airport, so I’m not making anything. How are you!
>>34431871Perry previously faced allegations of sexual assault in 2019. In August 2019, an actor who starred in her “Teenage Dream” music video accused her of verbally bullying him during the video’s production and exposing his genitals to others without his consent during a party held separately from the shoot.
>>34431890The Japanese rising sun imperial'd them all.
>>34431890They couldn’t keep up with the larp
>>34431872He was made pope because the Catholic Church is seething about the rise of American anti-migrant nativist Catholic sentiment. Not a Christcuck either way but I cannot imagine how humiliating it must be for the authority on your very faith going around like "open the borderinos, chud. GOD is telling you to.".
>>34431878>to have a living onaholelike... a person lol?>>34431868besides the vegas, yeah similar to me lolthough probably overdid it a bit on the drink
>>34431877if I spent all the time I spend shitposting on the internet, actually improooving and trying to get a gf, I'd probably have one desubut ofc I'm never going to do that
>>34431895Do people even larp their race here? I would think they only do gender
>>34431891>And I’m playing something else and not Elden Ring for onceOh, what are you playing now? I've got >250 hours on ER and my last playthrough was as the cutest gravity-themed witch. Playing [nospoilerson/adv/]WoW with some friends right now but I'm probably gonna go play Hollow Knight next.I have to finish my PhD by August. I think I should make it. Romantically I'm being a fool and developing feelings for women I shouldn't. Please pray that I make wise decisions!>I’m at the airportSafe travels!
Small boob women would you let your bf stick his face in your chest
>>34431860I like your chest I want to see if I like your hair
>>34431906Man you're fuckin gay
>>34431907Into my bones? whatever
>>34431653true story, a woman in my old neighbourhood went to her ex husband's house and bludgeoned him to death, and got a light sentence due to manslaughter/insanity
>>34431911Into your boobs
>>34431899Like a person you use like a sex toy where you just do whatever you want and you can have sex as many times as you want.
>>34431907chestlets could NEVER
>>34431892You really gotta wonder if karma is real. Whether you're left or right it's uncontroversial to say that he ruined a nation, and now he's rich(er than he was before), just clubbing it up and vacationing, and banging katy perry. I mean I guess she's not prime katy perry but still.
if I have to get up at 8am what time should I go to bed
>>34431896"Do not mistreat or oppress a foreigner, for you were foreigners in Egypt.""When a foreigner resides among you in your land, do not mistreat them. The foreigner residing among you must be treated as your native-born. Love them as yourself, for you were foreigners in Egypt."
>>34431919no later than midnight
>>34431911I can still lick and nuzzle them
Femanons, would you wear a confederate flag bikini?
>>34431904I have occasionally.
>>34431872Pizzaballa or Robert Sarah should've gotten it but we're not allowed to have an uncucked pope ever again and the Cardinal system is literally designed to entrench liberal popes for all eternity.
>>34431913It's mostly just bone there>>34431924Try it
>>34431911
>>34431922shit I only have 40 min>>34431918idk I feel like katy perry gets hotter as she gets oldershame she's a sexual harasser and shotacon tho
>>34431925I bet JH has a Confederate flag bikini and her gf has a South African bikini
>>34431920Is that God commanding Israel to literally accept everyone who sneaks across their border?
>>34431817Hm?
>>34431925No, I don't want to rep a loser "country".
>>34431925Nah.
>>34431931Obsessed.
>>34431929oops, didn't mean for that to be a reply to your post.
>>34431845on the flip side, I had to delete an ero-manga because the fc reminded me too much of my sister
>>34431928There's probably enough to work with what's your cup size
>>34431920Regardless of whether I agree with this sentiment (I don't, as I am not a Christian), it's explicitly ignorant of the actual articulated stance on nationality, borders, cultures etc that the Church has held for longer than America has existed: All humans are one before God and worthy of dignity, but there are levels of moral responsibility and priority one may place in their life on other people that does not contradict this fact.(family supersedes friends which supersedes strangers etc). The Church specifically balances these two attitudes and proclaims no moral or logical contradiction between them. The Ameri-Pope choosing an American holiday to visit the biggest migrant corridor in all of Europe where third world rapists and pests come to mooch off of European civilization and gibs cannot be adequately explained by the above paragraph. It is blatant, naked cosmopolitan western leftoid pandering. If this is the leader of your faith, your faith is a fucking joke.
>>34431930>idk I feel like katy perry gets hotter as she gets olderThat might be true if you compare her to middle-career katy perry when she was weird, but I Kissed a Girl katy perry is the best katy perry of all time.
>>34431906I’m player Metal Gear V, I have a horse and some fetish guys chase me. I hope you make good decisions, it’s very important to have PhD. Good luck, bai bai
>>34431925The problem with girls like this is they're almost always the biggest mudsharks
>>34431915But why the short, bland nails...
>>34431928If you squeeze your chest together with your hands, do you get enough fat/tissue buildup for a small boob hill? Like as a guy, mine dont
>>34431925ZDAMN.... snowbunny
>>34431928*throws you*
>>34431928Is that an invitation? ;)
>>34431925Do you like Confederate babes, too, Anon?
got too horny now my dick is smelling up the room againgodd dammit
>>34431940I don't know small>>34431949Yea
>>34431943Disagree personally but she's always been hot personallyLol I remember when that song was on the radio and my mom criticised it for promoting faggotry and degeneracy>>34429541My mom also saw an ad for this tonight and criticised it for promoting sluttiness
>>34431954Do you not wash your dick in the shower
>>34431933
>>34431955>I don't knowHow, have you never bought a bra before
>>34431956Based chudette mom
>>34431872I'm not Catholic so I don't gaf about anything he has to sayCatholicism is a useless cult
>>34431945>it’s very important to have PhDNta but is it? I mean it's cool and all to research but it's not important for most things lol. You are better off learning a useful trade
>>34431958Chad wins again.Even the Elves want it.
I wish I could be as masculine as the guys women here thirst over. Should I just kill myself and reroll?
>>34431961does calling it a cult make you feel smarter
Women should I grow my hair out again
>>34431963You know who else is hot?Joaquin Phoenix
And
>>34431964White, Black, Hispanic/Latino, Arab/Muslim/MENA, or Indian (Brown).6'1 minimumBe Muscular (or at least Athletic)10+ inchesminimum $150K USD annual incomeOwn a House or luxury condoOwn a car (or at least be able to drive one)Be multi-faceted at several, different skills, talents, abilities. > It will all change incrementally in the next few years.
>>34431872The Ameripope should humble himself and profess that the filioque is erroneous to the canons of Constantinople I, and that papal claims contradict the words of St. Pope Gregory the Great.
>>34431963I wouldn't call him chad lol, just a bit of a pretty boy>>34431969>why so serious>>34431960She's just very religious kek but has become more open minded over the years My stepmom is more of a chudette desu. She doesn't understand the difference between trans and gay people and thinks it's all a cult to brainwash kids into sin. She is also very pro-Putin
Gender, what's for breakfast tomorrow?
Women is it really so wrong to be sexually attracted to you??
>>34431980JH's pussy. Or eggs Benedict. I haven't decided.
I should cross the ends of the earth for her
>>34431965It's an imagery based religion, not one based on the word of God
>>34431980MSame thing I eat every day. Oatmeal with marmite, a poached egg, diced red onions, and hot sauce, plus a banana afterwards.
>>34431980Dunno yetProbably some fruit, a yoghurt, some toast, a yakult and a cup of black coffee. Maybe a waffle also
>>34431983Jh's eggs. Yum
>>34431985>american prottie only thing more repulsive than a reddit atheistgo suck migrants off and donate your life's savings to your pastor or something already
Women, explain to me why in 2026 i am supposed to believe there is a power imbalance in heterosexual relationships with men on top?
>>34431990American Catholics are the ones who contribute the most to the pro-migrant camp, dumbass
>>34431993if your only saving grace is "not being a catholic cuck" with regards to migration issues, you're basically conceding that every criticism made of you is entirely valid and you have no defense against them.
>>34431959They never fit right
>>34431980MGreek yogurt like every other morning
>>34431983she still in a throuple?
>>34431994You accused me of being pro-migrant, which i am not and American Catholics are way more supportive of, and being charismatic, which i definitely am not
What is Sexcerise? I was being a creep and listening in on some people's conversation at the hospital and heard them mentioning how they do that to keep their weight down, they were doctors so I thought so I assume it was a medical term yet even for a bunch of white coats and scubs I can't imagine medical talking is that exciting.
>>34430290MUSA. MAID freaks me the fuck out
>>34431998Who cares?
Women, how much lbs/kg should a guy be able to lift?
>>34431980Cooking my breakfast sausage for the next week rnWill have it with some cereal or bagels throughout the week
>>34432011How long is that sausage?
>>34432011oh also M>>34432012they're patties, roughly 2" diameter
I haven't eaten any junk food in weeks and it's making me freak out. I want a bowl of cereal but I think my body would go into shock
moids could be here
>>34431995Ok which one fits the best what do you usually buy
>>34432000It's just a jokey term for sex as it's a good form of exercise also (or so I hear)
I know how to be the best man I can be but I don't do it. I should just do it. I know for a fact I'd be better if I>Sought Christ in all things>Was sexually disciplined>Told women no and actually held my ground better>Focused my time and energy on my community and church and work>Stopped caring about what other people think and instead just be genuinely good and hard working.>Live within my means and live a balanced healthy life.I should just do it. Stop being a fucking coward and do it.
>>34432015>I haven't eaten any junk food in weeks and it's making me freak outDo Americans really>>34432016HaiI need to go bed soon
>>34432019I don't really wear them but if I have to I just get the A cups
>>34431958Are we pulling an anthony post?
>>34432013>they're patties, roughly 2" diameterDoesn't sound very big for a sausage patty.
>>34430290MI have already been to the US for a week and it just reinforced my opinion that I'd rather go to Canada next.
Gender, if you could pick Cardcaptor Sakura or Madoka Kaname to be your daughter, which you you pick?You can answer for if they are magical girls, or just normal girls who have the same personalities, but specify.
>>34432021How do you seek Christ in all things
>>34432010250Every single moid
>>34431957I do, it does that anyways
>>34432029I only know sakura.
>>34432031How should I be lifting that?I think I can lift that amount most ways.
>>34432024>I don't really wear themDon't your nips poke out
>>34432034omg, BV hasn't seen Madoka Magica?Go watch it. It's only a few episodes.
>>34432029Sakura because she is precious>>34432031250 what, kittensHow much can you lift
>>34432035That's her body weight
>>34432030Just make Christ your highest priority, do everything in his glory for his glory. Be his servant.
>>34431908Given that we will never ever see each other in real IRL, I don't see why I would oblige
>>34431925>Femanons, would you wear a confederate flag bikini?I have one and wear it frequently, actually. I bought it in Myrtle Beach after finishing AIT.
>>34432025Huh?
>>34432038Madoka is also precious, but yeah Sakura might win in that department.
>>34432043Yeah but if a black woman does it it's ironic.
>>34431925you know maybe flatties aren't so bad
>>34432016plenty of moids here, foids are rarer
>>34431987Yoghurt AND yakult?
Femanons, would you travel to India?
>>34432055We have to cherish the foids we have.
Women, if you could choose any man, what sort of dog would he be? Golden retriever, husky, etc
>>34432041How though how do i know im doing it right?
>>34432059I have travelled to india, it was fine. Probably wouldn't go again but not because of any explicitly negative experience. Yeah guys are kind weird, but the roaming rape/groping gangs people always talk about, while they probably do exist, wasn't anything I saw or experienced.
>>34432059>Femanons, would you travel to India?I would rather travel through a wormhole like Matthew Mcconaughey in Interstellar than travel to India.
>>34432010I can pick up my gf with one hand and toss her around like a ragdoll she loves it
State sexDo "ironic" tshirts still work in 2026 or am I out of touch?
>>34432070>Women pleeeease notice me
>>34432067Thank you upmost based Korraposter
SEA people are so weird when they enter English chats.Like they got no understanding of what's normal to say and what isn't. And they endlessly keep going on about the same shit.Why?
>>34432064Golden Retriever, because it pairs with the black cat vibes I'm projecting. Or maybe an Australian or German Shepherd.>>34432070>Do "ironic" tshirts still work in 2026 or am I out of touch?Yes. I saw a guy the other day with a shirt that was just Steve Buscemi's face and thought, "He's probably someone worth knowing."
>>34432075elf is american though
>>34432075That's basically all 3rd worlders in English spaces. IQ and culture differences
>>34432066>i visited tourist hotspots that deliberately avoid contact between visitors the native population that struggle to maintain positive tourism ratings
>>34432076Cool. Is this one is pushing it? I got a positive response a couple of years ago but I haven't been out for a while.>>34432072I'm asking about the shirt(s) shit for brains
>>34432079lol I am not talking about 4chan and I have all namefags filtered.>>34432081I think it's a mentality of "wow, this is so fun hanging out with all these westerners!", but it's like a different mentality. They're just happy go lucky stupid about it.
>>34432075This is why I love my gf when she starts rambling it’s incredibly invasive yet hilarious at the same time
>>34432086>please compliment me, women!
>>34432010MeSo I guess at least 120>>34432059I've never been outside the US and have a sensitive stomach of course I'm not going to india>>34432064Does he have to be a dog? I want male cat energy. Very affectionate and cuddly, somehow intelligent and very dumb at the same time, not very loud, but still food motivated.>>34432070FWith that kind of thing if you care what I think of it you're not pulling it off. Do you feel cool?
>>34432086Begging for female attention is cringe
>>34432086Get a haircut you look like a pedophile
>>34432085>I visited a country and intentionally went to it's slums and poor miserable areasDo you guys just suck at travelling or something? I'm not gonna travel to america and vacation in the fucking hood either, retard.
>>34432087>I am not talking about 4chanI mean you can see it pretty plainly here too They have no idea how the culture or memes work
>>34432042To make me happy ?
I am so extremely ugly, when I smile my cheeks look so lumpy. I wish I had a nice face like everyone else, I think I have some kind of deformity? It looks like I have no fat in my face and somehow too much at the same time
>>34432090I'm sorry if my body offends you. Post yours and offend me back :^)>>34432092>female attentionI do this so guys can get a laugh but women seem to have the best responses. Men tend to sympathize with me>>34432094No one's ever called me that
>>34432036Well what do you think
>>34432095You haven’t actually visited a country until you’ve hung out with the locals and experienced things most tourists will never get to see
>>34432042You absolute fucking autistic retard.
https://x.com/johannesmkx/status/2043589682420691435>74% of euthanized under 30's were women>75% of euthanized under 30's were autisticThey are LITERALLY genociding foidtogans
>>34432098not my responsibility
Women, how long do you masturbate for? How many times in a row do you go?
>>34432098His hair looks like that >>34432086>>34432070Stringy and unkempt because he's afraid of the barber
>>34432091>male cat energy Literally me with my gf
>>34432101>I do this because I'm a clown! Yeah we know
>>34431881Since you're jap, how often do you see other people having dyed hairs like they do in anime? Like, they have blues, reds, whites, pinks, purples, but irl in japan this can't be common right?
Men, would u accept face sitting if ur gf asked for it?as in u sit on her face
>>34432102They're that small huh, do you have like male nipples
>>34432111NTA but my gf is South Korean this is actually a massive red flag in Asian culture
>>34432112sure
>>34432114>do you have like male nipples????
>>34432086>Is this one is pushing it?No, it just seems self-deprecating without any actual humor.
>>34432091>Do you feel cool?I don't really feel any which way about it. I got the shirt because I thought it was funny and now it's in my rotation of tshirts I wear simply because I can't walk outside without my shirt on most of the time. If someone finds it funny or knows where it's from then that's pretty dope. If not then who cares>>34432110that's something I worry about. There are people who don't understand the second shirt and think that it's supposed to be some sort of cry for help that they should laugh at instead of recognizing it as a reference to an image.
>>34432112Give me like 1-2 days to shave down there, clean up and eat properly/research how to do it right, but sure, if she wants it I want it to be nice. Could jerk myself, play with her boobs, or finger her if the position is reachable.
>>34432116do u have a nice ass anon?
>>34432107>Women, how long do you masturbate for? How many times in a row do you go?Honestly it depends on the day and my schedule. I've had days where I literally do it all day and only break for food, water, and bathroom.
>>34432112I can pick up from the bed while she’s laying down put her on my shoulders and eat her out until she cums, then I just drop her back onto the bed from standing height and she scream so loud lmao
>>34432117Do they look like a man's, small and flat
>>34432091>I want male cat energy.People say I remind them of their cats or of a cat but that's because I'm quiet on my feet and stare a lot. I'd probably be affectionate if I had the chance to be. Maybe a lucky woman will find out one day (>)
>>34432038>How much can you liftI require moid to lift.I bruise too easily to trust myself with a bar. Hip thrusted a fairly thicc boy abt 200 b4
>>34432105>believing some weird twitter thing>Between 2012 and 2021, a study of Dutch euthanasia cases identified 39 people with autism spectrum disorder (ASD) or intellectual disabilities who died by legal euthanasia or assisted suicide. Among these specific cases, 51% were female (20 cases) and 49% were male (19 cases).
>>34432127>Hip thrusted a fairly thicc boy abt 200 b4getting out of bed doesn't count as exercise
>>34432045Agreed>>34432058Yep, they're different things aren't they...>>34432067I lived in India for half a year and it was one of the best years of my life desu>>34432112Sure I guess, I'd try not to crush you
>>34432115?? REally? Wow, that's kinda crazy since I've never seen more diverse hair color than in asian 2D media. I'm surprised that the artist choice and the popularity of that media doesn't influence the people to do it more.Is it like, BPD signs or something ?
>>34432112No.
>>34432125I mean they're small I don't know if they're male
>>34432133why not?
Notice how smoothly the thread discourses while torontopajeet is rangebanned
>>34432134nta, do they get hard when you're turned on? Cause it doesn't for guys
Entj kill yourself!
>>34432135I'm not interested in getting my butt involved in sex stuff. Especially something that intimately involved.
>>34432132>real life is just like video games Please kill yourself at your earliest convenience thanks
Women, the guy you're dating really likes it when you wear buttplugs. Would you wear them often? Or is it not your thing?
>>34430625Nta but my mom was a white Stacy in India so was treated like royalty, we got so much free stuff lol
>>34432134Google male ones and compare
>>34432139>Cause it doesn't for guysspeak for yourself faggot
>>34432086MI wouldn't be caught dead wearing that or any of those meme anime ahegao shirtsThe stronger I get at the gym, the more nerdy my gym graphic tees get though. Got some Dark Souls and different (subtle) anime shirts. Recently got a red rising brotank. Might cop this one soon too.
>>34432139Maybe idk>>34432148nah
>>34432103So you (presumably an american), DO actually hang out in the hood, then? And that's what you would recommend people visiting america do?
>>34432122no
Imagine being a mentally ill indian man that posts here upwards of 16+ hours a day and also has a micropenis that gets rejected by every femanon in the thread
>>34432143Not my thing to get in my own way of shitting. Does nothing for me.
Women, can you truly love a man?
>>34432157Yea but I don't want to
>>34432157only if he loved me backand was a virgin
I want a perfect specimen but! I don't deserve one
>>34432150>I wouldn't be caught dead wearing anything specific>instead I wear childrens cartoons and childrens' videogames on my chest because I'm heckin stronk!You are the worst kind of normalfag.
Why are you still here?
>>34432157Yeah, maybe a single specific one.
>>34432151Wym nah google is right there
>>34432162To beat you up on the internetWhy else
>>34432157Yes
>>34432162Good question, time to brush my teeth and go to bed.
>>34432152I stayed in a drug den/whorehouse in Bangkok for weeks having sex with multiple prostitutes and taking various amounts of drugs and that was the most eye opening experience of my life
Remember as a kid inventing your dream house and having stuff like a slide and an ice cream room? Do that now but as an adult My list:- Laundry room- fitness room- sensory deprivation room- greenhouse - craft room- padded cave room - library
>>34432169That's nice. But I don't think that's how I want to spend my time. Also, you still aren't confirming that you would ever visit the hood, only that you can coerce desperate, likely minors, to have sex with you for money.
>>34432165I wouldn't dream of expecting you to do anything besides typing with your grubby fingers, Blue Valkyrie.
(You) and Femanon
>>34432064Male cat energy like the other anon said. I love cat boy bf. If you were a in a ca body would you let me rub your belly?
>>34432181>would you let me rub your belly?Wouldn't be a cat if I didn't give love bites.
this with femanon https://hitomi.la/doujinshi/shitsuyou-ni-kanojo-no-clitoris-o-chinko-yobawari-suru-kareshi-%7C-boyfriend-who-relentlessly-calls-his-girlfriend-s-clitoris-a-dick-english-3185208.html#1
>>34432173-fitness room with mirror wall -screened in deck-library/office-kids room and hand me down plush board-backyard with trail access-greenhouse to grow my food, but fail miserably
Wtf is cat boy energy
Was driving last night with a girl I am extremely interested in, we kissed once a couple months ago but never really addressed it after the fact, I’ve just sorta been assuming it was a drunk mistake especially since she hasn’t been really responding to my flirtations lately, anyway last night in my car I had my hand on her thigh and she was clinging to my arm with her head on my shoulder, then later on she was resting her eyes and reached for my hand with her sleepy fingers and held my hand for a while, so is she into me or what? Also was I supposed to kiss her earlier in the night when she was staring intensely into my eyes and not saying anything? I’m really retarded with women, I don’t know what’s going on anymore
>>34432159the only virgin men are weirdo goonerstough luck sis
why are atoga moids so redditlike?
>>34432173my dream house was a shelter in the Irish woods away from my normal home. I still haven't escaped
>>34432162In bed but procrastinating sleepingPlaying Brawl Stars on my phone alsoIn general, it's bc these threads are my only form of social interaction outside of immediate family kek>>34432179Why is she flat, did BlueValk sit on her
>>34432184big clit is not one of my proudest fetishes
>>34432187How about you just ask her.
>>34432183Do you want to meet my friends cats if she ever brings them to work? Damn health code won’t let us have a work kitty.>>34432184I’m scared to click it
>>34432188well im a weirdo gooner too so we'd be a perfect match
>>34432187It's joever
>>34432189No better than the foids here kek
>>34432186The opposite of golden retriever
>>34432194>Do you want to meet my friends cats if she ever brings them to work?Yes please. :3
>>34432189They tend to run the gamut here imo
>>34432161>tfw too normalfag for 4chan but not normalfag enough to get a gf and just lead a normal life
I shouldn't have let him go
>>34432204What did you like about him?
>>34432204>I'm not hung up on him
>>34432187>drives around with you at night>"she was resting her eyes and reached for my hand with her sleepy fingers and held my hand for a while">"is she into me or what?">"I'm really retarded"I'd say so
Why does qt hate BV
>>34432210Why does anyone not?
>>34432204I must confess it's killing me now
>>34432201The current probability is at 0.01%. Unless one of the kitties get doped up for a vet appointment it will be a while. She has an orange boy and a black girl.
>>34432206Everything, he was perfect>>34432208I am
>>34432210Idk, either his bantz are just angry or he's mad I remember stuff he says.
>>34432212Don’t you know I still believe
Whats something that the opposite gender deals with that you're happy you don't go throughFor me it's dating as a woman. Obviously as a straight man I dont find men attractive by default but I do kind of buy the narrative that most men legitimately are just worse to look at than most women. Not just from a physiology standpoint but the level of self-grooming, style, hygiene etc. Seems like the proportion of great looking men is lower relative to the total male pop when compared to hot women:total women
>>34432216Why did you let him go? And what's stopping you from reaching out?
>>34432197Fuck you qt narc
>>34432192is big clit for men or women? never seen anyone into that in my life so i actually dont know who its aimed at generally
>>34432216>I am Changed your mind?
>>34432219Boners. So embarassing.
>>34432219M, and anything related to periods. Couldn't be me.
>>34432219Menstruation.
My autistical tendencies got me all obsessed with the Class of '09 video game series.Like, Jesus fucking Christ, why can't it be something productive instead? Why can't I be a highly-cited autodidact in something useful like marine biology or behavioral economics, and have autism for that? Instead of a video game series about a teenage girl fending off pedophiles and sex pests?
To try and meet a hobby/craft gf, do you think it would be better to just try and meet through some kind of crafting events, or to just put in a dating profile that I'm looking for a gf who is willing to help me make elaborate halloween decorations every year?
>>34432219I'm happy I don't have to be expected to lift heavy things I guess
>>34432219Obviously I hate the crippling loneliness as a guy, but the thought of being physically weaker and getting unwanted attention from loads of guys all the time in public is objectively scary. I don't envy women having to deal with that.
>>34432220He moved to europe for work. I told him to go there without me and that I don't want him to waste his opportunity because of me and that LDRs make no sense and I thought he would say he won't go and prefers to stay with me but he didn't
>>34432184no, THIS with femanonhttps://hitomi.la/doujinshi/tonari-no-ayane-san-otona-no-omocha-hen-english-3235021.html
>>34432219Being bald/balding.
>>34432228Do both?
>>34432231>I thought he would say he won't go and prefers to stay with me but he didn'tI can't help but find this a little funny I'm sorry
>>34432203you think that's an accomplishment?
I just saw a woman saying "I was 16 and hot back then, so I got a lot of attention". Isn't that weird?
>>34432238no, that's extremely normal
>>34432224>embarrased by bonersdickletGODS do not have this problem thoughbeit
>>34432231It hurts but you did the right thing. You didn't want an LDR, and his dreams were elsewhere. He would've left one way or another, and either way at least one of you would've been unhappy.
>>34432210I don't hate her lol, I just think she's an idiot
State gender Are you a fan of avatar the last airbender? Did you see a whole new movie was emailed to someone and it got leaked online? I thought it was good but it sucks to see it released this way.
>>34432213The two ends of the cat spectrum.
Women how would you feel if your bf was extremely drunk or under anaesthesia and he mumbled "she was legal in Europe...." And had no recollection when he came to
>>34432228Do you have a giant skeleton in your yard each year?
>>34432234being ugly with a full head of good hair is crazy. you know it very well might get 100x worse for you very soon
>>34432244MI liked it as a kid. Most of Korra was a disappointment, the comics sucked, and the franchise should've died years ago. I don't intend to watch the new movie.
>>34432217>he's mad I remember stuff he saysName 3 things I said>>34432227>obsessed with the Class of '09 video game series.Based>>34432219>Whats something that the opposite gender deals with that you're happy you don't go throughBeing mansplained to>>34432221U 2 <3
>>34432239I mean making that statement in public.I know women get looked after at a young age.
>>34432244The movie was in their hard drive the whole time.
Being boring as a man is the most brutal condemnation. It doesn't matter how hot you are no woman will stay with you for long.
>>34432224Most guys don't randomly get boners in public so it's not an issue.
>>34432230this one def takes it for me too. I seriously envy the amount of attention and adoration some women get but women also aren't able to physically threaten me in most cases, if women were 8 feet tall and could bench 500lbs with zero effort I would be much more grateful for being a background NPC.
>>34432257? thats such a lie
>>34432251I actually liked Korra sue me. Wasn't perfect but it was on during college for me so I have fun memories of my friends and I getting drunk and watching it.>>34432256The person who leaked it you think?
>>34432247No. But sometimes I do, but that kind of stuff is too consumeristy for me. My main schtick is I made like 40 realistic headstones (not 'realistic', but much upgraded versions of the styrofoam ones) and set up like a big cemetary with a fog machine, and then I do other stuff in addition to that each year that's usually different.
>>34432257bait so low quality it actually annoyed me so it comes back around to being passable
I hate loving men when they hate me. i think I would've been happier being ugly and a lesbian
>>34432219MThe period. What a terrible system.I don't know how anybody can believe in a good diety when this shit exists.Also, childbirth just seems like fucking body horror. Less so nowadays with hospitals maybe, but back when the death rate was brutally high...
>>34432262>>34432265How am I wrong.
>>34432212>>34432218Based Britney posters
Anons which element and why
>>34432266Don't you hate women too
>>34432266I love you
>>34432257You realise most people are "boring" lolArguably it's easier to date and have an ltr as a "boring" person who can relate to more people. If you're eccentric and a bit wild people can think you're fun but not want anything serious
>>34432266>>34432266>i think I would've been happier being uglyliterally no ugly person has ever thought this lol you would not be better off>>34432271Hydrogen is kino.
>>34432271Plutonium because it's fucking badass
>>34432257It's true
>>34432267Yeah, I've been lucky and never have delt with bad cramps but the mess it makes sometimes, especially if you aren't prepared is insane.I'd say for men circumcision. Crazy that's a common practice.
>>34432271Doesn't matter, I'm always out of my fucking element, Donnie.
>>34432255some people are less afraid of reality than others. It's normal
What is attraction to you, /adv/? How does a man attract a woman in 2026?
>>34432272Yea, that's why I'm not a lesbian>>34432275I'm already ugly
>>34432253>drink>music>my sister kicked me out again should I go to my mom
>>34432281>rich>6 pack>treats women like they're prostitutesThat's all you need to attract a woman in 2026.
>>34432281Make friends, meet and talk to grills and have fun, find one you vibe withUnironically that's all there is to it really
>>34432273Really? Why?
>>34432219the issue with height, i hope its more of an exaggerated meme more than it is reality that being "short" is such a terrible thing for a man but it really does seem like it burdens some men quite alot, especially actual short ones.and not even cause how some women treat them but even their fellow men seem to be kinda cruel to short guys.
>>34432278I've heard all kinds of stories from women. And I imagine it must be especially difficult in the early years when your body goes through puberty.I knew a woman who had debilitating pain and basically couldn't do anything for 2 to 3 days.I've heard from other women that being on the pill ironically helps them.>Crazy that's a common practice.Luckily not everywhere, still insane it's around 1/3 of adult males.
>>34432283If a girl fell in love with you would you date her
Men, name a female underwear brand?
>>34432257Being boring in general is awful, stop being boring
>>34432285>my sister kicked me out again should I go to my momI was never kicked out by my sister lol, I made the decision to move back in with my mom. >drink>musicDrinking water rn listening to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WCTNHOvfWfE life is good
>>34432289I find it kinda funny when I see some 5'1 dude waddling around. Their proportions and gait make them look like toddlers.
>>34432266Why do you think they hate you? Is there a particular set of guys you've been with that hate you for reasons?
>>34432292fruit of the loom
>>34432292VICTORIA SECRET(which I heard was sold so now their products are more just them selling their name only and the product is cheap trash like Eddie Bauer)
>>34432292Marks & Spencer lel
>>34432278>for men circumcisionI don't see why. For most of us it's done before we can remember it, and it doesn't really affect adult life other than being easier to clean.
>>34432290>I've heard from other women that being on the pill ironically helps them.Yeah I've heard that from many women. With others it totally fucks them. Crazy how hormones work person to person. Like I've said, has always been easy for me but I forget I'm gonna get it and then its like you got handfuls of blood you gotta trash somewhere, and I'm messy to begin with.
>>34432274Most people call themselves "boring" but in reality they're just normal. You can't wring most people dry in a couple months. >>34432293I would if I knew how.
>>34432291No >>34432296They just always find something to insult me about, or they try to date me and ghost me
>>34432267>like the invention of the chainsaw and its original purpose.....
>>34432292Bitch's ChoiceI assume you mean what I would name a women's underwear brand.
>>34432210Seriously though I don't hate BV at all lol, she can be cool, but it's impossible to have an actual conversation with her, she mentally lives on another planet. I've had more grounded conversations with dementia patients
>>34432294>I was never kicked out by my sister lolYou lil drama queen. Ugh.>twofaced Why is makeup brand making house music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kz0aVur1F2A
>>34432308Lol no hate that makes sense, yeah she always seems to be talking about nothing
>>34432305Why not
>>34432302>and I'm messy to begin with.Should I ask more...?
Wwd if you only had choclate to eat but you already had a headache from too much sugar and you were hungry?
I have a dream
>>34432316probably run to the grocery store and buy real food
>>34432316I’d probably go to the store and buy non-chocolate food
>>34432289this but having a micropenislike how do you live, genuinely how
>>34432316>headache from too much sugarI don't get that.
>>34432311Tbf I can't criticise cause I'm a nutcase myself>You lil drama queenWhat was I being dramatic about now lol>Why is makeup brand making house musicLulzI saw some Too Faced stuff at BootsFound another banger https://mynamesjoshua.bandcamp.com/track/algorithm
>>34432292Bitches love Calvin Klein for some reason. Jews win again.
>>34432316I want to be like the other anons but in reality I'd just vape, drink water, finish the choc and sleep
>>34432210One narc jealous of another narc getting attention without mass reply spamming.It's just how worthless trash like that functions.
>>34432320They just get good at fingering and eating pussy, it's not that big a deal.
>>34432327>being essentially a eunuch in bed isnt that big of a deal
>woman gets offended when she discovers through conversation that I think men have a responsibility to lead and guide women.Understandable but getting upset doesn't actually mean anything. What's true is true.
Foids, would you rather date a guy with an upside-down nose or a guy with his left and right hands reversed?
>>34432329Lesbians make sex without dicks work just fine, anon.
>>34432329>essentially a eunuchHaving a small dick isn't the same as being a eunuch.
>>34432331>What's true is trueWhat's true, that you're an idiot?Where will you guide them, to your anime collection?
>>34432317Hello mlkj
>>34432312I'm not gay?
ive been watching a lot of videos of eople shooting themselves in the head to see what its like when i do it
>>34432337So you think it's better if women lead men? Someone has to be in charge and lead. I didn't know women liked guys who look to them to do everything.
>>34432333Upside down nose sounds interesting to ride. Because then he could maybe breathe.
>>34432341What are your thoughts
>>34432340You sound gay
>>34432340Go to bed.
>>34432348How can someone sound gay
>>34432333Reverse hands, he could still do stuff he just has bottom thumbs Imagine walking in the rain with an upside down nose lol
Women, would you fuck this man?
>>34432331Having a responsibility doesn't even mean that all or most men will be competent enough to actually lead.
>>34432341Pls don't shoot yourself in the head anon, it's really not worth it. Keep on livingShoot yourself in the head with techno instead https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgW1gN6ZkV0
for those of you who have done it what are your opinions on tiddy fucks? I feel like it's just a porn thing like foot jobs and butt jobs and even thighjobs
>>34432341Are you depressed?
>>34432352I get that vibe. Maybe that's why men hate you. They can smell the woman loving on you
>>34432354I would not fuck any politician.
yk when women say they like nerds and they just mean hot dudes in glasses, men do that but with tomboys, they just mean a hot chick with short hair.
>>34432289>even their fellow men seem to be kinda cruel to short guysWhen a guy is cruel to other guys about their heights, it's because he's an abnormal weirdo who's into shit like maxxing and mogging.When a girl gushes about tall heights and casually dismisses short heights... it's because she's normal.
>>34432354No.
>>34432342>Someone has to be in charge and leadWhy>look to them to do everythingBlack and white much?>>34432361People like attractive people, not surprising really...
>>34432364then just say that, idk why ppl have to larp as liking outliers / less conventionally attractive groups
>>34432357They're great. Would recommend. Them being a porn thing contributes to women being anti-them, especially if they don't have large boobs which is unfortunate because it's still nice when girls with small boobs do it, you just don't get like the same fully engulfed business, but you can still squeeze small boobs up against a dick and it feels pretty good and looks really hot.In relationships where I'd pull out I would often go from missionary to titfucking to cum, and it's also nice to add variations to handjobs/blowjobs. Even if you have like no boobs, just rubbing the head on your chest and nipples is still like visually stimulating and nice.
>>34432357It was cool, interesting, slightly more pleasurable than a mediocre handjob, and visually amazing. But overall it was lame compared to other things.Definitely glad I tried it. Don't regret it at all. Not particularly interested in doing it again.
>>34432366I do often post here about how I love short hair girls
>>34432209She was also pretty drunk at the time, as was she when we kissed a couple months ago. I don’t want to take advantage>>34432193I still have to see her at work everyday and we’re really close and I don’t want to inadvertently upset her and make it awkward if she doesn’t want the same thing as me. I don’t even know how I’d phrase my question in a non-autistic way that doesn’t come out of nowhere anyway
>>34432288You are cute and nice and based
>>34432364Because if you don't have leadership you have chaos. You don't have structure, you have chaos. You don't have responsibility you have chaos. Why do you think a family or relationship is magically different from any other social relationship where someone needs to be the leader for direction and purpose?Does it terrify you that much to have a man as a leader? You take charge then and you be responsible. Either that or accept sloppy, negligent, wishy-washy dynamics where nobody is really in charge and no one is going anywhere. I can tell you you're inviting weak, unreliable men just because you're afraid of feminine responsibility.
Would you eat it?
>>34432373If I was really hungry sure>>34432372Chaos it is then
>>34432373I'd throw it into your face.
>>34432373do bongs really?
>>34432373What is it? Chips with gravy and mashed peas?
>>34432373Thank God we invented poutine
Either gender, if you could choose your eventual gf/bf/husband/wife's first name, what would it be?I've always thought Claire and Leah were pretty names.
>>34432373Is that supposed to be a pudding? And gravy chips? With peas?
>>34432380Alexa.Gimme full fucking porn mode.
>>34432380Sabrina.
>>34432377As a bong I have never seen anything nearly this horrendous and sacrilegiousMushy peas go in a separate pot, fish and chips in the container, who puts a Yorkshire pud with it swimming in gravy lol
>>34432380I would choose hey wait are you a dataminer?
>>34432373that looks really fucking good
>>34432385No I'm CIA
>>34432380I think he fits best as a Charlie. I wonder what it would be like to call him Charles. Is that just for fancy time?
>>34432388What's the difference?
>>34432388
>>34432359You are so weird
>>34432371No I'm not
>>34432380i like names that are both eloquent/beautiful when said properly yet can also be shortened to cute pet names. Like Elizabeth and Lizze/Liz, Eleanor and Ellie, etc.
>>34432380some cliche country guy name, for example; hunter, jackson, mason, carter, hudson, grayson.
>>34432263>I actually liked Korra sue meBased>>34432251>Most of Korra was a disappointmentCringe
>>34432385>hey wait are you a dataminerDoesn't really roll off the tongue desu >>34432380Britney so I could ask her to hit me one more time>>34432386You must be trolling...>>34432405Based, my first gf was an izzy...
>>34432305Well, these are shitty guys you're surrounding yourself with. I would normally question that if alll the guys are ghosting you, maybe it's not a them issue, but if you're putting yourself around shitty guys, maybe try to get away from them? Where are you meeting them? On dating apps? And why would they insult you? The feelings of people online esp 4chan don't matter btw, their insults mean nothing
>>34432406What about tito?
>>3443241190% of the time they're just people who happen to be where I am and are forced to socialize with me.
>>34432413sounds like a dogs name lol, sure, its cute
>man doesn't text girl for 24 hoursomg he ghosted me what a jerk better move on>woman doesn't reply to man's text for 2 monthsmaybe she's still thinking of an answer haha i'm sure she'll get back to me
>>34432400>>34432401How old are you?
Have you ever had your head so far up your ass, your psychologist needed to give you a prostate exam?
im sick
>>34432420Yeah pretty much every time a girl was interested in me and I overthought things, i.e. every single time a girl was interested in me
>>34432422Jews win again.
>>34432414What's the social setting? Work or school? What are you guys doing together that they would insult you so easily?
>>34432400You think your avoidance ever got between you and your ex
>>34432422This is freaking me out SO MUCH
>>34432429No I never felt avoidant with him
>>34432380I don't think I like any names enough to choose one as a favorite but I do NOT want it to be Mike.
>>34432425Work, social events, sometimes even just in passing
>>34432433Did you feel it before him
>>34432422just bee yourself haha
>>34432422Is this supposed to be a person people know, or just like a random ragebait image with nobodies?
>>34432435mikebros........
Women, what are some of the best things dudes itt can do to unfuck their situation?Dudes, what are some of the best things women itt can do to unfuck their situation?
>>34432443The woman is Margot Qualie or whatever her name is.
>>34432437Yes
>>34432445>Dudes, what are some of the best things women itt can do to unfuck their situation?Stop being avoidant
>>34432380Yeah, no more Michaels.
>>34432445Blow they brains out
>>34432451>Stop being avoidantHow about no.
>>34432445>what are some of the best things dudes itt can do to unfuck their situation?Quit pornQuit animeGet off the internet Get a job Grow foreskin back
>>34432443It's Jack Antonoff and Margaret Qualley, they're married
>>34432444It's ogre
>>34432436Guess that sucks. Maybe try to venture out llke joining a club, which as an adult is usually exercise related but can also not. Or use dating apps like tinder/hinge to get better reach. If you got a bf before, you can get another again. It's also useless to consider the opinions of people who know nothing about you to make any real opinion. Most guys out there in the west like women, just ignore the outliers
>>34432449Interesting
>>34432463Unlike you
>>34432464GOTTEM
>>34432459That's jack? He looks way more frail here
>>34432451>>34432457Why/why not? Half the time I’m not consciously aware of it. Other times I avoid everyone because I want to.
>>34432467Hence Make a Wish kid
>>34432458>Grow foreskin backhahaha yeah joking about being mutilated as a baby lol good onehope you get fuckin raped
>>34432464Copying my schtick are we
>>34432467Looks normal to me
>>34432459So, people are just mad that a hot woman is married to a famous musician?Okay, I guess? I mean I also hate women, but this seems like an unnecessary thing to be mad about.
>>34432459Margaret Qualley played a great lesbian in that one movie where she co-starred with the Indian chick.
>>34432476And doing it better
>>34432422why do jew gods always win bros
>>34432484You wish. I'm the king
Why aren't you staying in a Motor Hotel?You belong in a Motor Home.
>>34432486Yea King of poop
>>34432373That’s the worst snack pack I’ve ever seen, at least get chilli and garlic you softcock
>>34432373looks very British
>>34432445>what are some of the best things dudes itt can do to unfuck their situation?No more drugs (including drinking)No more pornEat veggiesWipe you ass entirely (Even if you touch your butthole, you can wash your hands and not be gay)
God raped me up the ass in my sleep and his semen went through my rectum and into my belly and made me fat. That's why I'm obese. Because I'm full of God's cum. The Holy Father molests his children. I think YOU molest children.
It was very cool of my boss to completely ruin my day right after I got home from work
>>34432380My gf already has a cool name, but I want our daughter to be something like native like Shiloh or Iroquois
>>34432479It was Drive Away Dolls.
>>34432488Yeah cause I'm the shit It's interesting though what was it about him that got past your avoidance, do you think someone else can do that
>>34432493alcoholism and drugs are bad but guys who don't drink or smoke are usually weird and creepy Christian freaks, at least in western countries.
>>34432496You really want to name your daughter Snake?
>>34432468Safety and stability
>>34432487I own a house poorfags can’t cope
>>34432497It was very weird that a movie about two lesbians relied so heavily on a man's dick as a plot device.
>>34432501Kept ya watching huh?
>>34432504I would want to rent a hotel and inn as a source of income but the guests would probably rape and molest my kids.
rate this songhttps://youtu.be/Pu8LH6r-wOU?si=Xyfj1_O91ZgaY-iT
Don't listen to the foids who tell you you need to quit porn.They are just trying to deprive you of what little satisfaction in life.There are times when quitting porn is good, like if you start to conflate porn with real life, or you're jerking off like multiple times per day (more of a jerking off problem than a porn problem though), or have other problematic relationships with it, but all of the brain rot shit about porn is basically nonsense (the correlation completely disappears if you account for people who hold shameful/guilty views of sex in the first place) that gets peddled by women who just not only don't want to date you or for you to have a gf/wife/family, but who also don't want you to have any kind of sexual gratification at all.
>>34432512>Gay audiovisualizer>Irrelevant artist x irrelevant artist x irrelevant artist>First comment in SpanishDon't even have to listen to it to know it's shit
>>34432506It would be cool to have a dildo modeled after my penis though.
>>34432512>LEAN (WITH 6 ARTISTS THAT ALL FARTED INTO AN AI [HIGHLY LIKELY])0.333/20
>ghosted by women>ghosted by employersi might as well not exist as a person desu
>>34432521If businesses don't hire you, start your own business.And if women don't want you, try men.
Women how would you feel if your boyfriend got you a homemade dildo molded in the image of his own erection
>>34432526Hot but I wouldn't use it. Make me a pestle, then I could use it.
>>34432529Like a dick shaped pestle and mortar?
Why are there unironically people who celebrate the idea of a Zero Growth Economy or individuals owning nothing, when that would be infinitesimally shitty compared to the current status quo? I swear, you can't go to college and not want to punch people who idolize David Harvey in the face.
>>34432532The mortar is the bowl thing.The pestle is the club thing.
>>34432512based
>>34432526Underwhelmed. I'm very discerning when it comes to dildos, and I believe those made-to-order molds aren't going to use the highest quality materials. I'd rather just have his dick when he's around and my unrealistic dildos when he isn't.
Why does my appetite get reduced during periods of my life that I effectively starve myself, either intentionally or unintentionally?
>>34432534>the idea of a Zero Growth Economy or individuals owning nothingThere's no point in advocating for this since it's going to happen organically anyway.
>>>/int/220730741Women, why does your vagina get so hot?
>>34432512All of the guys on this song sound like teenage boys. 2/10, made it a little over halfway through
>>34432545I do this but with my balls
>>34432545Body comes with exhaust holes.Need skinny man with cold hands.
>>34432540Because you’ve adjusted to it. Just don’t go too long as youll risk energy dips. I’ve found better results with consistency. Had to force myself to eat a banana though. Life’s been kinda shit lately and so has my appetite.
>>34432552I'd love to eat a Horse Burger. I never got the moral stigma against horse meat, anyway.
So for once in my lifeLet me get what I wantLord knows it would be the first time
>>34432539The point is that he made it himself (not a kit) so he gets to choose the material
What is your happy place and why is it on an airplane in the sky? Or even in an airport, watching those planes go by?
Why are men afraid of women
>>34432558Idk
>>34432558Women freak out that men are trying to rape them if a guy waves hi, and this is more likely if a guy asks a woman if she wants to go fetch a cup of tea or split a meal.
>>34432558They're scary
>>34432558I'm not afraid of them, they have just made it clear that I am a miserable blight upon their existence. In past generations I might have just ignored that or they would keep it to themselves, but I opted to not inflict myself on anyone but me, and that's already hard enough just for me, so I wouldn't want to do it to anyone else.I'm sorry that you have to share the same world as me.
>>34432558I'm not, but that probably means they're afraid of me
Why are you sexually turned on when you see the bottom of another human being's toes? What is it about the sight of toes that makes you go erotically crazy?
>>34432557I hate airports except early in the morning when they're mellow and I'm a few hours early waiting for my flight.>>34432558Getting close to one always ends in pain.
>>34432553Horse is absolutely delicious, especially in burger form. I think most people have hang ups about it due to movies, toys, or just being accustomed to beef-chicken-pork grocery store availability.
>>34432566Idk
>>34432498I think we just liked each other and he was persistent in a perfect way and I think it could happen again if someone wanted to
Working on my resume for the first time in 3 years. Redoing it from scratch because for some reason I can't edit the old one I have saved. Good news is I have job experience this time. Bad news is I don't feel any smarter or capable. Most jobs in my field don't seem any more high paying than my current job, and the ones that do pay more feel out of reach and too complicated for me. I'll probably be rejected by all of them instantly for not having 30 years of experience, and even if I get called for an interview, they'll probably choose Chad Charismatic and Stacy Workaholic over meI'm so blackpilled
>>34432571>gotta redo my resume from scratch because I don't know how to edit itNot a good sign, anon.Literally copy/paste the contents, or just the whole file into chatgpt and tell it to update it.
>>34432568Ew
>>34432571Leave out the part where you talk about your former manager having the team hold you down at an office Christmas party while he peed on your face and smeared his piss all over your eyes. And don't include that in your explanation of why you left your last job in interviews, either.
>>34432366>idk why ppl have to larp as liking outliers / less conventionally attractive groupsI for one genuinely find less conventionally attractive girls hot.I adore short haired girls but not necessarily tom boys.But I find women with huge noses incredibly erotic.Tall gangly girls or boxy sticcs too.It varies.Tomboys are a bit too outdoorsy and athletic to be a decent match for me
>>34432574Do not copy and paste from ChatGPT
>>34432570>it could happen again if someone wanted toYou don't say
I used to work at a grocery store and this pacific islander guy in a neon pink zoot suit walked in and asked the butcher if they had dog meat, when he said no he asked if they had horse meat.
>>34432579Shut up, nasty little elf. Get with the times, a company would probably be more willing to hire you in 2026 if you said you leveraged AI during your job hunt.
>>34432558Not really afraid, but a lack of connection. At least for me. There’s been some moments, but they are fleeting. If I have to do all of the legwork and it’s not perceived as reciprocated, then what’s the point? But this is with people in general and not limited to one gender. Leads to a kind of existential feeling which is why I come here every now and then.
>>34432574They'll probably respect me more if they can tell I didn't use it
>>34432582Should have pointed him to the closest international market
Oh, so NOW, in RETIREMENT, your bitch ass dad has "Clinical Depression" and "needs to take SSRIs" for decisions he made as a Circuit Court judge. Dude, your dad literally gave teenage pranksters 15 years behind bars for petty infractions. Not fucking cool. You should have emancipated yourself from that fucker when you were, like, a kid.
>>34432586They'll never respect you either way, and they'll never know.
>>34432582Are you sure he wasn't central Asian? Do they even have horse on pacific islands?
>>34432583You’re retarded
>>34432587Another time an African American woman came in asking for "black eyed peas" and "half and half" which are not things that they sell in my country.
>>34432591They have penises on Pacific Islands. And many cultural rituals surrounding the male penis.
I told my mom I was going to the gym but I'm actually going to go speeding while listening to Eurobeat and wondering how everything went so wrong in only 4 months.
horse cock moids wy@
>>34432571What field? Fake it until you make it. Title-time period your were there-detailed list of what you did but Mae it sound fancy. Consider some certs too. Sometimes listing organizations/volunteer work in a separate section helps too. It’s a bullshit circus of a corporate hellscape that we have to navigate.
>>34432589It is too late for those that judged unfairly and they know it. He is bound for hell and there is no escape or repentance pricey enough.
>>34432595What happened
>>34432593I'm still hoping to find a market that sells pre-packaged Balut.
>>34432596Reclining with a beer in my hand, completely flaccid. I had a terrible day
>>34432558Men have physical strength, women have social strength. For the past few decades, women have been stronger and more dangerous than men.
>>34432582If there was a place here I could buy horse meat, I’d probably buy it more than beef.
>>34432591He was probably from Tonga where they are known to eat dog and horse. I know a Pacific Islander when I see one, they make up 1/6th of the population of my city.
i remmber one time i sneezed hard on this girl in 7th grade, and snot was on her
>>34432597Legal fieldI have no law degree so paralegal is best I can do
>>34432601oh no, what happened? and how big is it
>>34432606Get a law degree.
>>34432595Vibe. Be safe out there.
>>34432599Job trouble, girl trouble, family trouble, and I stopped eating for a couple months so all my hard-earned gains are GONE. But I can still drive recklessly so it's all good.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ERpKRoI0xk0
>>34432595Based. I'm gonna do the same thing, except I will also be smoking. I recommend it.
>>34432593Do you have any of these?India: Lobia or rongi (North), chawli (Maharashtra), karamani (Tamil Nadu), and suki choli (Gujarat).Brazil: Feijão fradinho.Pakistan: Lobia.Indonesia: Kacang tunggak.Spanish-speaking countries: Frijol de vaca, alubia carilla, or judía carilla.West Africa (Nigeria/Cameroon): Akara or Koose.Mexico: Xpelón (Yucatán)
>>34432570Was he super patient or something, let you set the pace
>>34432606Lot of flexibility there. Strong background. You could probably swing a jump to compliance or even quality, especially if you get some ISO work/ base familiarity under belt. Contract speciality might be possibility too. I’m jealous.
>>34432611You never lose strength gains for real. They come back after a short time. Unlike getting fat, which takes as long or longer to fix if you let it happen than it took to get that way.
>>34432616>India: Lobia or rongi (North), chawli (Maharashtra), karamani (Tamil Nadu), and suki choli (Gujarat).You could maybe get this at an Indian supermarket, but normal supermarkets don't carry them.
Was it all really worth it?
>>34432611Don’t be reckless
>>34432621>You could maybe get this at an Indian supermarketYou could have told her that.
I'm gonna be a fuckin rockstar
Is there any European ethnicity of women who has sexier feet than the Italians? Italian bare feet are pure erection fuel.
>>34432626Go get em tiger
>>34432611How old are you
>>34432609Thanks, hope you've got some good times headed your way in the near future.>>34432619True, I guess I can treat it like an extreme cut. On the bright side, I was actually able to bodyweight OHP for reps last week for the first time ever. So at least something good's come from all of this.Anyway, driving time.
>>34432625I didn't know that it was used in Indian cuisine until just now, I've never seen them in any Indian food I've ever eaten. She should have googled it herself.
>>34432626And live in hilltop houses driving 15 carsThe girls come easy and the drugs come cheapWe'll all stay skinny 'cause we just won't eat
You will be forced to sit in the smoking section at a restaurant. And the smoke will irritate your genitalia.
>>34432627Examples?
>>34432634Bitch I'm the one doing the smoking.
>>34432631>She should have googled it herself.People that walk into grocery stores sometimes can't even read at a 5th grade level. This is only going to get worse.
>>34432630You too bro. This stuff comes in waves. Drive safe. For the playlist - liebe den Moment - hydon & richter
I wanna kiss her on her cheek
Do you think he has become a pedophile?
>>34432607My boss let me know that oops we ran out of hours sowwy so sowwy Anonymous about that whole Your Job thing, so sowwyIt is large
>>34432642You should ask nicely first.
Do women lick their dildos / vibrators?
>>34432642I think about this too
Femanons, would you participate in a lesbian orgy?
>>34432648Yes, but I acknowledge that it's a retarded, porn-plagued thing to do. I accept the judgement that comes with admitting to something so stupid.
>>34432648JH does.
>>34432651No. I only enjoy sex with people I love, and I'd greatly prefer that a dick be involved in any sex I'm having.
>>34432655I already beat you to the insults here >>34432654, you can't shame me for it now.
>>34432657What's that? I can't hear you with that rubber horse phallus down your throat.
>>34432648That's how they clean them.
>>34432660>implying anyone could throat those and live
I want to eat a humongous sandwich, but that won't solve my problems. Wish it would
Men, do you think knowing lots of color names is not macho enough for you?
>>34432668Solving problems is like eating a humongous sandwich. First you have to plan what you want, get what you need, then put it all together and eat your rewards. Hope this helps.
>>34432667I have faith in you.
>>3443266910 names = 1 lb muscle mass
>>34432675Why is there now math involved
>>34432673I guess where I'm at right now is that I am diligently making a sandwich, but somebody just ordered another one with ingredients I don't have in my kitchen and can't buy at the store. A shit sandwich, they're calling it
>>34432676because you're fat
>>34432679>image limit>at page fucking 7No u
>>34432676So we control the information
>>34432680Why does toga like posting so many images
>>34432684I love images
>>34432678That's not what I meant at all
>>34432684All the foids have ADHD and words bore them.
>>34432684Images are for expressing yourself.I need pictures to frown at you with.
>>34432669I like colors
>>34432685Post your favorite
>>34432685And thanks to your spam, nobody else can post any now.
>>34432691Name 12 colors
>>34432694We can’t
>>34432695Make a new thread
>>34432685>>34432690We gotta run this backhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iconoclasm
>>34432674No amount of faith will change my body. My chest is a testament to that.
why girls act like they have no idea what youre talking about when you bring up basic sex stuff? for example you say something like "spitroasting" or "69" and they're like "/shrug i dont know what that is"
Women, rank each of the following out of 10:>holding hands>kissing no tongue>intense kissing with tongue>taking each others clothes off>him fingering and rubbing you >you rubbing him off>oral on him>oral on you>69 each other>face sitting on him>missionary piv>anal>you on bottom>you on top>cuddlingIf you get to choose only 7 of these, which do you choose?
>>34432696SalmonTaupeSageCreamIndigoCerulean KhakiMaroonRustAnthracite ViridianShaleCrimson
>>34432703I love flatties
>>34432704Because usually we don't watch porn or talk to you gooners on the internet.>>34432699We need to rapidfire post until we shit up the thread enough it forces a new one to be made.
>>34432703>>34432709God loves flatties.
>>34432708>AnthraciteImpressive. And you really have a penis?
>>34432711>Because usually we don't watch porn or talk to you gooners on the internet.yeah but theres no way someone doesnt know what 69 or a threesome is in their 20s
>>34432705Gay
Can anyone recommend a desk chair?
>>34432705Starring the seven I'd choose.>holding hands: 5/10>kissing no tongue: 3/10>intense kissing with tongue: 7/10*>taking each others clothes off: 4/10>him fingering and rubbing you: 5/10>you rubbing him off: 6/10*>oral on him: 9/10*>oral on you: 5/10>69 each other: 2/10>face sitting on him: 6/10>missionary piv: 9/10*>anal: 8/10*>you on bottom: 10/10*>you on top: 7/10>cuddling: 5/10*
>>34432704Some terms are retarded. Like just the other day there was a discussion on hotdogging vs assjob.
>>34432715Yes, a big one, but not for you
>>34432721>hotdogging vs assjobI can't keep up with the gooners these days. What the fuck do those mean
>>34432705All 10/10 except for 69, face sitting, and me on top
>>34432720>chooses analhot
>>34432724Both are the same thing. You rub your dick between her butt cheeks.
>>34432719Depends how much money you have
>>34432724It's like a titjob, but he sticks his dick between your buttcheeks instead of between your tits.
>>34432724You sit your ass on the keyboard and get to work
Women, you get to choose a roommate. One is Oscar the Alien, the other is Oscar the Grouch: who do you choose and why?
>>34432731What am I working on, boss?
>>34432733Shit, I meant Roger the Alien (american dad). I'm dumb
>>34432729Enough.
>>34432734You fake 5 star reviews on amazon, the pay is min wage
>>34432737Scorpion Gaming Cockpit
>>34432726The threat of losing the possibility of it somehow makes it a mandatory pick. Like I don't need it a ton in a relationship to be happy, but I need the option on the table.
>>34432737Herman Miller
>>34432739This is a shitpost but I will admit it's a cool concept.
Women, would you want a chair that has a dildo sticking out from the seat for you to work on?
>>34432719No.
Goodnight yall
>>34432745No. I can't work and masturbate at the same time. I need to do one then the other.
>>34432716No it's entirely possible to be sheltered and disgusted by porn.
Looking at old pics where I had a mustache, giving gambling addict uncle vibes.
>>34432722>a big oneI don't want that
>>34432747Good night
Blondes who aren't fat
>>34432754Every woman wants a small dick these days, because of woke.
I'll make a new thread if someone suggests a good image to start with.
Weird how some femanons would break up with a guy who wants anal and other femanons would break up if the guy didn't want anal
>>34432705>holding hands3>kissing no tongue3>intense kissing with tongue-7>taking each others clothes off5>him fingering and rubbing you-7>you rubbing him off-7>oral on him6>oral on you6>69 each other-7>face sitting on him5>missionary piv-8>anal0>you on bottom-7>you on top-8>cuddling-4-=choices
state genderwhats ur deepest darkest secret?
>>34432763The one I posted with doc ock and his wife. Either this thread or the previous one.
>>34432763https://i.4cdn.org/ck/1774812655907615.webm
>>34432760Cry harder chud chode
>>34432774Absolute UNIT.Brev makes Americans look tiny, innit?>>34432760You know that's not true at all.Women are saying dudes less than 8inches is "small". Just like any man under 6'1 is "small".
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>>34432772MNice try, FBI.
>>34432774Bv if she were male
