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State genderHow would you punish the jannies for destroying this website for 24 hours?
plap
>>3443619962 million moids need to be killed off.
>>34436202What method of execution would you choose?
>>34436199Kidnap moot and lock him in a cage until he teaches the admins how to maintain the site.
>>34436199Mfoid jannies get corrective plappingmoid jannies get forced on HRT for 12-months followed by corrective plapping
>>34436205Obviously, death by SNU SNU!
>>34436199What did the jannies do (or not do) this time
>>34436205She'd eat them.
>>34436199I have a bad feeling some sort of hack happened, and we are being kept in the dark…
>>34436205We have that many bullets, right? Should be simple.Though in a perfect world, demons deserve violent ritual exorcism. Their screams could fuel the data centers.
>>34436210Posting was fucky wucked for two days.
State GenderCandles or Incense?
>>34436215Need a Snow GF…
>>34436215>Lust provoking image>Irrelevant time wasting question
>>34436215MCandlesincense is for church
>>34436215Candle salad
>>34436215FCandles
>>34436215Women smell is enough for me
how do women feel about unhinged (but harmless) guys?
>>34436219Aren't candles also a church thing?
>>34436223>harmlessIck
>>34436223I don't think they exist.Do you have examples?
>>34436216Shes not white
My favorite thing is to come here and post as a character
>>34436223Stay away
>>34436195M or FWhat's your favorite pizza?
>>34436229samoan spotted
>>34436225abusechadsexual hands
>>34436199The jannies are blameless. It was the admin and probably the feds
>>34436232Fgarlic, onions, chili, mushrooms, olives and arugula
>>34436233I've never larped as a Samoan you got me
>>34436232For me, it's the hot oil pie from Colony Grill in Stamford, CT (now franchised all over the east coast)
>>34436231why.
>>34436232MMargherita.
>>34436232M, and if you're talking about frozen stuff Costco has a ridiculously good mushroom pizza.
>>34436240I don’t want anything to do with unhinged people
>>34436242>mushroom pizzaget help anon
Vintage clay-stove pizza from Italy.
>>34436245Nta but that shits fire
>>34436229>not posting as several people
>>34436244you like it when people are uninteresting, you mean?
>>34436247I don't think I'd want to eat vintage anything
>>34436245nta but you are weak if you think mushroom pizza sucks
>>34436250About that
>>34436251If unhinged is the bar, yes.
>>34436254only old ppl like mushrooms, sorry not sorry
>>34436258boring foid, incapable of having funsad!
>>34436259spiritually i am an old grandpa so you might have a point there
>>34436247this anon knows
>>34436259Super cringe
>>34436266hit a nerve, unc?
>>34436259I like that with mushrooms if your emotional state is less than ideal then you go to hell for several hours. Hard to lie to yourself about your feelings in this case.
My gf and I tried anal for the first time. She says it was the best sex she's ever had and wants to make it a regular thing, but aside from her reactions I thought it was kind of meh. Isn't it supposed to be the other way around?
>>34436268we're talking about button mushrooms on pizza not shrooms you druggie
>>34436271>button mushroomsnta but you are so closed minded for thinking only of button mushroomsthrow some oyster mushrooms and chanterelles on that bitch
>>34436268i like how mushrooms make things a little less tangled. weed does the same thing to me a little bit.
>>34436261What is your job, hobbies and interest?
>>34436268>>34436275
>>34436274end yoself dumb bitch, I probably know more about mushrooms than you ever will, I just picked the most commonly used one on pizza by npcs to make an unmistakable point to the drug lord
>>34436277wizard, alchemy, magic? no need to take it personally anon, only pulling your leg
>>34436215MNeither. I got an nose like a bloodhound and anything with a strong smell really irritates me
>>34436269Anon was deep in pink and didn’t enjoy it?WHAT.png
>>34436267There's more to life than golden brownhttps://youtu.be/7KIHvuMl4Kk?si=a8p8GlaMl3BLSn8F
>>34436215>Candles or Incense?Candles. Incense makes my sinuses burn. Also, bonus points for hapa armpits.>>34436232>What's your favorite pizza?Sicilian or a crisp Margherita pizza.
anun, you're an oxymoron
>>34436289Shut up, harlot.
>>34436290how do you figure?
>>34436292I can smell it
>>34436275>"Tangled."What do you mean?
hungry ;_;
>>34436296EAT
My ex sent me two texts for the first time in almost 2 years. She said "hi" and then "how's your music going?". I could be mean and ask her how slashing her wrists is going or I can use her for sex. Which do I choose?
Would you date the man/woman of your dreams if it turned out they were the last person you argued with on the internet?
>>34436298M Don't be petty. Either ignore her or be cordial.
>>34436297can't. too late, no snacks
>>34436293this bitch is missing a nose!>>34436298no need to be hostile anon, return the gesture and see how she's doing
>>34436301yeah, I know the dumbo doesn't like mushrooms, it's cringe and appalling but nobody's perfect
>>34436298Ignore.Always ignore.Also, was she cute? JW
>>34436303you can always eat the cheese from under your toenails
>>34436301i'm not so sure i'd want to curse the person of ky dreams with my cursed aura
>>34436301Probably yes, unless she was racist.
Charging desperate people insane fees because they have no other choice kinda night.
>>34436301It was her so yeah I would
>>34436296I will FedEx you a smol bag of Doritos.That’s all I got.
>>34436311>It was her wat
>>34436199Imagine being so indian that you need to post here 24/7 to distract yourself from immediately committing suicide
>>34436301Lol no, fuck that retarded loser
>>34436310nobody is forcing you to go to a prostitute, you have two perfectly fine hands
>>34436312Thank you for your kindness.
>>34436306Yes but she's insane and I've been enjoying accumulating a roster of women to fuck and go out with on the weekends when I'm bored so I really don't want to get back with her
>the rotund one has arisen
>>34436228That poster is indian every woman that doesn’t have shit coloured skin is considered white to him
>>34436301Mlol yeah
>>34436316Incels love playing victim mentality games just like women
>>34436320Yeah, he is already annoying with just two, obvious posts,
>>34436324real
>>34436315>fuck that retarded loserYou chose the words
It’s surprising to me how many women talk like chuds
>>34436247Brown shit stained polluted water from the Ganges
>>34436328i love chuds cause im a like the female version of one minus the opposite gender hatred and racism
>>34436330You are a man with a dick and balls in makeup and a wig
>>34436328define talking like a chud
>>34436301MPretty sure my last argument was on religion so it's literally the situation I'm in irl where I met a girl who likes all of the same shit I like but doesn't wanna go to church with me. So unfortunately no.
>>34436332but anon.. i have xx chromosomes
>>34436329Do you even know what Italy is?Are you drunk?
>>34436334You can still go to church for the both of you.God sees her everyday.
>>34436336Insecure suicidal pajeet detected
>>34436335Do you need a y?A Y-friend?
>>34436334are those same things she likes a bunch of degenerate fetishes and goy slop?
>>34436333Yes, you are a chud
>>34436269the truth is, anal is more about the girl than the guyyou are blessed, enjoy making her cum with her butt
>>34436339Nope.png
>>34436336ignore the "samoan", he's trying to "collect indian seethe" for "content" for his "youtube channel"
>>34436343prove it, stinky femcel
>>34436346Unironically it always works why is that saar?
>>34436348Huh no
>>34436079>Jesus had no problem with it. I don't know why you think you should.NTA. I can understand this argument as it pertains to homosexuality, at least. But casual sex, threesomes, orgies? Can you really argue there's a place in holy matrimony for those things?
>>34436351never post this ever again
>>34436353No problem, it’s a one time deal
>>34436354thank you very much
>>34436346Nta it's quite funny how indians like en*j speak of their own people
>>34436215moidneither, turn up the AC so you can't smell anything
>>34436351… yikes!
>>34436358it might be some sort of coping method where he thinks the best he can do is to try and monetize being despised so much, I can respect that
>have a serious desire to have a kid>already have nephews and I love them>sister has a daughter on the way>try to use vidya to distract myself>now even games are about protecting a kidFUCK
>>34436358Do not redeem the korraposter saar
>>34436215Mcandlesincense doesnt last long enough
>>34436314yeah, why don't you tell us what that's like?
>>34436366Who is us?
>>34436362the government doesn't want you to know this but kids at the park are free, you can just take them and bring them home
>>34436357Hm wow I don’t think the picture you posted is reflective of the truth
>>34436352You're still married if you have a mistress. I don't like it either but the rules don't forbid it.
>>34436369this pic also gives me the ick, why do you want to give me the ick? is that your fetish?
>>34436361>goes from Samoan to Indian in just a few posts Just kill yourself already buddy you are embarrassing yourself at this point
men are so scary, they’re just so smart and strong and confident and assertive, i really can’t get enough of them and once day one of them will be kind enough to grant me access to them i cannot wait
>>34436374you are indian, you just call yourself samoan to try and distance yourself from your brothers
>>34436373You just reminded me of something I experienced two days ago in the middle of the night during a bad trip, thanks And yes, it’s my fetish
>>34436377are you going to grave us with the story or is teaserbaiting also part of the fetish?
>>34436376Melty incoming lmao
>>34436375Why are you ghey?
>>34436379thank you for warning us about your emotional state but we can tell without you announcing it
>>34436382>hearing voices from anonymous posts again Still mad I stole your thread JH saar
>>34436378Teaserbaiting is a huge fetish of mine actually But yes, basically >high>thinking about childhood >remember being very young>showering with me mom>see her bush>revulsion>fast forward>chose a kink I thought was edgy and cool>realize “is this actually what I want”>oh no>anyways That’s it
>>34436367myself and my associates
>>34436387>showering with me momuhm...
>>34436390Everybody get on the floor, everybody do the dinosaur.
>>34436392I'm going to go back to the thrift store and get that camel hair blanket I saw now to calm my nerves after this interaction
>>34436390I was like 2 years old or something
>>34436232>What's your favorite pizza?M. My local pizza place does one that's pepperoni, nduja, mascarpone, and chilli honey. It's amazing.
>>34436394Oh, I remembered you mentioning that a few days ago.
>>34436395are you trying to pretend to be Siddhartha Gautama?
>>34436375Aww, thanks babe. I'm sure he'll be lucky to have you.
>>34436399yeah, I already got one but there's another one and it's calling me
I just need to get as buff as Thragg and I'll get a gf right?
>>34436407if you want one of those with fake lips that wear a waist cincher 24/7 and their highest priority is getting dey nails done maybe
>>34436269>Isn't it supposed to be the other way around?True knowers are well aware that it has always been for the woman.
>>34436407>buffface is all that matters
>>34436407Once I look like clavicular I'll get a gf... I'm not a jerk like him either, so I'll be a catch.
>>34436412Yeah my gf loves anal sex because her pussy and asshole are so tight and close together it basically feels like one big hole to her
>>34436413So… if a guy had a good face, but body like The Quartering, or bone thin like Penguinz0, he would get a GF?
>>34436413Height*
>>34436407Not if you talk about lame nerd shit like Invincible.
>>34436413Pics look edited.Most of them anyways.
>>34436417Don’t take lifting advice from torontopajeet this is what he looks like
>>34436413the second guy on the top did get a qt girlfriend though
>>34436422The Jewish guy?
>>34436400Kek, no
>>34436413Buff David Schwimer and Buff Walton Goggins kills me every time
>>34436424
>>34436420nta but they aren't>>34436422proof please
>>34436426I don’t get it… who is the picrel?
>>34436428you
>>34436429
>>34436413I think the only reason women approach me when I go out is because of my hair. Then I fuck up the chatting part every time.
>>34436417Between these 2 guys, which do you think is more successful with women?
>>34436430who's that? do you know her? is this your friend from school? why is she making that face? did you take this picture? aah, I think I know her mom, it's susan, right?
>>34436430Is it weird that I think chick is hot?
>>34435398>at 13 and im fi-aAAAAACCCK-Of course an "ask the opposite gender" thread is going to be full of trooners pretending to be women.
>>34436434Whoever's taller
>>34436426Anger moment
>>34436435If I think she is who she is (a language specialist on YT, according to /int/), then I agree. She is very attractive.
animated kissing_while_penetrated hand_holding
>>34436441Oops, meant to reply to:>>34436436
>>34436442sorry, wrong site
>>34436426Something funky going on with her left hand.AI?
>>34436442dark-skinned_female sound longer_than_30_seconds
>>34436447https://youtube.com/shorts/MMlFTPolqDM
>>34436407>I just need to get as buff as Thragg and I'll get a gf right?Is there any evidence that Thragg has a gf?
>>34436449I can confirm I have a gf t. Thragg
>>34436412Real wisdom carpet bombing right here
Is it true that your balls hurt when you pass a certain level of horny and don't "seal the deal," or is it just a metaphor? If it is real what does it feel like?
I met a girl who told me I had powerful psychic energy and who's into crystals and who writes stream of consciousness poetry. We kissed, but nothing more. When I got back home I saw on her Instagram that she'd posted a massive stream of consciousness thing about me. Should I be scared?
>>34436452Nigga this is the eastern front, there are no hoes, you are going to die here.
>>34436453What did it say? She's a weirdo but she might be harmless.
>>34436452The base of my penis and balls will ache, yes. I think it's because your muscles are (instinctively) clenched while you're erect so you've simply spent so much time clenching those muscles that now they're sore.
>>34436453Doubtful
Femanons, be sure to recharge your energy crystals.
>>34436452An aching discomfort, like having to piss but less urgent.
>>34436459Don’t tell me what to do swarthoid
>>34436453oh lawd
>>34436452The area where the cum gets ejected stsrted hurting on one side when i did hours of looking at softcore pornography without cooming. I realized that's a bad idea very quickly.Cock will just hurt a little of you jerk off too many times too quickly.
>>34436452It's real. Like a tightness in your balls, radiating up to your stomach. It's nauseating.
>>34436453That's good. Keep pushing yourself on her.
>>34436459I got selenite wands yesterday, I'm good.
>>34436455I don't want to live in the world where we lose anyway.
>>34436464None of you practice semen retention regularly incels would’ve died years ago during famine and war they’re only kept alive artificially by how easy quality of life is today
>>34436461Im just sayain’.You don’t want to be caught neglecting.> the sisterhood never forgets
>>34436468Chad doesn’t lose just you
>>34436469That's just mental illness.
>>34436470You’re kinda cute I’m actually trans
>>34436452>Is it true that your balls hurt when you pass a certain level of horny and don't "seal the deal," or is it just a metaphor? If it is real what does it feel like?It's very real and surprisingly painful. Imagine a splitting headache in your lower pelvic region, and you'll have some idea.
>>34436474Well I have a gf and you don’t
>>34436477But is she attractive
>>34436473I'm not talking to you, freak. I'm not the person >>34436455 replied to either.
Did I do anything wrong?>be me>get off work>in car>see lady who I somewhat remember from training and works close by a similar department>she’s a little bit older>I think she’s cute>after work I saw her and decided to my shot>I saw her parked next time so I asked if she worked at ___ and thought she was cute>she said yes but said oh thanks but seemed disinterested and annoyed>I saw she a ring her on her finger after too>I told her sorry and she said it was fine but seemed annoyed and left quickMy intention wasn’t to annoy her and I didn’t know she was married. I just thought she was cute that was all like asking to get get coffee or whatever
>>34436477So you're retarded and i'm not
>>34436456It was like a fragmented and elliptical diary entry. She made disjointed references to what we'd said and done, along with some speculation about who I truly was and what we might do together in future.When we were together she came across like a massively autistic version of that woman from Fleabag, if she were a crystal and aura girlie.
>>34436485Sure beats being gay lol
>>34436483Well… that sucks.Best thing to do is avoid her at all costs, or be slapped with a felony.
>pajeet fell for a tranny holy kek uploaded and doxxed
>>34436484liar, that's a selfie of you
>>34436488I just feel bad now. I don’t intend on talking to her again based on the second comment you wrote
>>34436483You annoyed her because she's totally taken and she wasn't in the head space to deal with a flirty guy who might become a pain in the arse when he gets rejected. But you weren't a pain when you got rejected, so all that happened was she got kind of annoyed by you. There's nothing wrong with being kind of annoying to someone sometimes. That's just part of life.
>>34436491Not trying to be mean, it’s just you know, people can overrated to such minor things, and you don’t know what her temperament will be like going forward.I get you weren’t malicious, but she may think otherwise later on
Should we bring this back into style?
>>34436467I've got another kind of wand for you, bestie.
>>34436495Hehe thanks are you okay with me being trans?
>>34436484No, you aren't.
>>34436497Yes.
>>34436493Well I hope she doesn’t but yeah I agree with you wrote >>34436492I see
You ppl talk a lot of shit, but at least we can genuinely love a man unlike biocunts
>>34436484Scrawling "ENTJ" across the photo of some random woman you downloaded from the Internet does not mean you have a girlfriend.
State gender. What was your earliest experience of porn, and how do you think porn has affected you?
>>34436492Rejection can be more traumatic than rape. She can now ruin his confidence and reputation at work.
>>34436503I don’t remember.But it has made me realize, I’ll never be good enough for any woman.
>>34436505>Not trawling the internet for low quality genuine looking homemade stuffLots people fatter and uglier than most are having sex. Both men and women
>>34436316I mean like fixing someone's car or giving medical aid in the middle of nowhere or they're stranded. I'm the one who's doing the exploiting idk where you got prostitution from, are you one?
raped trash
>>34436506Lot of amateur content out there with a decent looking woman and you can tell she's performing with her bf/husband and not hired talent because the guy's dick is small.
>>34436346Funny thing is he's right in this one very specific instance
>>34436510I have no idea what I’m doing lmao
>>34436511Damn, even Pengu maxxxed!
>>34436503F4Don’t know how it has affected me I haven’t tried something different
>>34436514>4How
>>34436512I currently work for Weyland/Yutani corp.
>>34436195Clavicular overdosed
>>34436519What does that mean?Deceased?
>>34436503MMy sister showed me a woman getting spitroasted on google images when I was 6This was bad
>>34436195Girl at the gym touched me shoulder before she left the convo and mid workout gave me her right earpod to listen to the song she was listening to. Was she into me?
>>34436504I don’t think she would do that
>>34436520apparently he was hospitalized from an overdose
>>34436520Hes still alive.>>34436519Fuck you for trying to scare femanons like that.
>>34436523Lol no, girls do that to me all the time>t. Virgin
>>34436529>>34436523Why would a girl touch his shoulder and give him her AirPod? Kinda random no?
>>34436527It scares me that he's still alive.
>>34436519We be chilling with Zyzz in Agartha
Like and subscribe for a free Asian gf brah
>>34436195I never ask this, but is there more to the OP image?
>>34436551Lol
GenderRealistically at what age at the earliest would you expect a kid to enjoy building a Lego set that's ostensibly marked 18+?
>>34436301Yes!
>>34436330>female version of [chud] minus the opposite gender hatred and racismWhat does this even mean? What's even left?
>>34436556My gf is a fully grown adult female with a degree and everything and this bitch still plays with fucking Lego
>>34436452Yes it can be true. But it's often used hyperbolically as metaphorical emphasis.
>>34436565I hope my bf doesn't talk about me like that behind my back just because I like shit marketed towards children sometimes, too.
>>34436565...Not what I asked.
With the rise of women working/men not working and the rise of role reversal in the West, how desirable will an unemployed boyfriend with a big penis be? Are women going to be fighting over slender and small well endowed twinks?
>>34436567I’m not your boyfriend I hate this patronizing bullshit you always do whenever I post my opinion, Lego is fucking expensive and marketed just like fashion and cosmetics at women and they are too dumb to realize it, shove a Lego brick up your vagina you inconsiderate faggot >>34436569I don’t give a fuck
>>34436571It’s actually the opposite, rich upper class corporate women now want blue collar men that provide for them and spoil them with money and dick
>>34436556depends on the kid, my son has been putting together sets like pic rel since age seven and loving it if the child is into building lego, he can do it, the instructions are very clear and easy and when in doubt, he can always ask someone older to help out a little with a step
>>34436565Said the anon who still enjoys shitting up atoga ever day.Honestly, she's too mature for you.
>>34436579Thanks. This is the kind of answer I was looking for.
Im talking to a japanese girl named "Anon"I feel like were destined to be
>>34436580>the shy nerdy girl begrudgingly still chooses chad anywayHaha suck ya mum brah
Are Arab men popular with woke white girls these days?
>>34436199M no>>34436215Candles>>34436232There’s a restaurant in my hometown that sells really good pizza. I also really like that cheese red baron pizza. >>34436269I’ve never heard that guys are supposed to like it more>>34436301Yes>>34436452Everything’s just like swollen for too long.>>34436503Does playboy count?
I wish women who ignored me on apps felt a physical pain in their heart. like being stabbed with a screwdriver.
>>34436583>chadLOL
Women, do you enjoy facials?
>>34436584still no
>>34436580Assuming she's real, lol
People who masturbate are not welcome in the kingdom of heaven
You will work in a slaughterhouse and a butcher shop.You will take joy in spilling the blood of animals. Their deaths will fill your spirit with glee.
>>34436594Come over here, you little shit, so that I can forcibly masturbate you. I am going to fiddle with your genitalia!
>>34436589I personally don't.
>>34436594Let he who is without sin cast the first stone.
War of the Godshttps://youtu.be/Q6MjA2jAtDA
>>34436603We're about to. And the ones who misunderstand (on purpose) the scripture will be punished thousands of times their erring ways . You think the maker of the eye doesn't see
>>34436606You will be sodomised by homosexuals. They are going to swarm upon you and take turns drilling your bum.
>>34436604Did Mokey D. Luffey ever have his penis surgically removed or did I just dream that?
>>34436606You have no sins? That must be nice.
>>34436609Lack of faithLack of mercyLack of patienceNot praying more
>>34436611Open up your bunghole! You need to take cock.
Oh wow, I needed that meal. My tummy is full at the exact right amount now.
>>34436614And soon, your rectum will be full as well. Full of semen.
>>34436589Never had one. The one time I did try to get one they had to cancel to due to family reasons or I can’t remember. It was my birthday present to me.
>>34436619Why would you actually want a facial though? I can understand wanting to give one, not receive
>>34436565Kek you got a womanchild. Better than an tiktok/instagram/youtube/twitch/onlyfans
>>34436619If you have sex semi-regularly it can't be that hard to get one
I hate sex I only imagine it in my mind
>literally using AI to write responses to matches >aving more success than ever when actually trying to talk to women, which are ironically more like talking with robots How does this make you feel?
>>34436634I dumped a guy for sounding like ChatGPT
>>34436632I love sex, I only imagine it in my mind
>>34436624I don’t know but my face is a uneven complexion.
>>34436634I do the same. It actually gave great advice on not sounding like a permission simp. /atoga/ would have told me to be a nice guy cuck.
>>34436634Don’t care
>I dumped a guy for sounding like ChatGPTWould you dump a guy for responding slower than gpt-5.4-nano with reasoning disabled?
How are 6 figure earners ever broke, making this much money feels like I’m a god
>>34436654Escalating lifestyle costs. People who don't understand living within their means tend to make bad financial decisions, and there's ironically less wiggle room to singlehandedly recover from insolvency when you're working with a larger initial pool of money.
>>34436654Can you send me $20
>>34436656I can understand having to scale up your vehicle quality and living due to appearance factors but like, if you don’t have a family how are 6 figure earners whining about being broke? Idk, I grew up poor so this stuff is just mind boggling. Maybe if I didn’t live in my impoverished area still I’d change my tune. I guess I’m just very privileged to have low living expenses on top of making good money for the first time
>>34436654Women induce bad behavior in men
>>34436658How did you get to 6 figures
>>34436658>if you don’t have a familyWhat makes you assume they don't?
>>34436658Yo can you send me some money
why are so many men obsessed with the thought of having children but don’t actually enjoy being around children or taking care of them? seems like it only makes their lives more miserable but they’re so dedicated to achieving this goal. is it a status symbol to show other men that you’re capable of having a family?
>>34436664Yea, they just like the idea of it because they know the mom will do most of the work
>>34436660Charismamaxxing at my serving job, hopefully going to school to get a different career this fall>>34436662Most thirdies and people with parents have to pay tithes to their families. I assume they don’t because of vague internet discourse, I don’t really have a frame of reference
>>34436666
I walk around the city “accidentally” dropping pieces of paper so people would stop me and ask me “Excuse me did you drop this?” And I say “oh oops yeah thank you very much” and they say “No problem” I have no friends but I will somedayy
>>34436666well that sucks.
>>34436669Hahaha I don’t even blame them it’s just a fact that the woman has to do the most and there’s no real way to split the burden in half, she has to surrender her entire body to it
>>34436232There was a local italian place around here that served a good thing called a crispino, but I think they moved to florida to kind of retire.
>>34436269I've never heard that nongay men are supposed to enjoy anal.
>>34436678men can't reach your sphincter anyway
>>34436667Tips for charismamaxxing?
Make it make sense. The escort I started dating is happy to pay for my meals yet wants the full price if I want to just cuddle with her in bed.
>>34436684Your relationship is still transactional, i.e. you're not really dating.
>>34436672It’s just how it is, if we could mpreg men I bet we would
>>34436687So why is she happy to pay 50-60 for our meals?
Why does it feel so good to be hurt by women?
>>34436690Sounds like marketing bait strategy. How much do you pay her for a night?
I pooped
>>34436683Be polite and respectful, good manners, learn what kind of humour works with certain people, gather clues from their appearance to ask relevant and engaging questions (sometimes in the form of statements)Whatever you do, just do it, don’t be afraid. If it’s awkward, laugh at yourself and be honest
>>34436695I only paid her once for sex then we have went out a few times (I didn't pay anything) and she was talking to her mother on the phone about being on the date with me lol
>>34436654ENTJ, is that you again?
>>34436707Absolutely fucking not
>>34436706If you can't even make your own posts make sense then no wonder you can't understand what's going on with this girl.
>>34436684lmao
>>34436690Probably because she factored the costs of those meals into her "giving half a shit about you" fee, anon.
>>34436698Thank you for sharing anon
Femanons, what would you do if your 25 year old son refused to get a job?
>>34436721give up
>>34436721Why won’t he get one?
Women, what do you think about the male landing strip?
>>34436733There's a male landing strip?
Diahhrea because of you retard
Any cute ginger virgin girl over here wanting to date with a guy with a pp a bit longer than a can of monster energy?(you worth gold so i will wait until marriage to sexo)
Femanons, would you support your hypothetical baby moid dating another ATOGA foid? (Such as JH or BV for example, and after he reaches the age of consent of course.)
>>34436734It's possible
>>34436741Yes
>>34436741Sure. They seem okay. Maybe not BV because I wouldn't want my son to be a step-dad.
Men post your treasure trails
>>34436755My OF is only $5 a month, sweaty. You gotta pay to play, I know my worth.
>>34436756Drop the link
Hi moidsI'm wearing CALVIN KLEIN panties
Are you guys icing your balls?
>>34436765I don't believe youProve it
>>34436765MI'm wearing HANES
Struggling but my mama and dada love me
>>34436766Uh, not today
>>34436774Okay, but are you old enough to post here?
Begging to be broken up with is the best way to never be dumped
>>34436741What kind of question is this? Why would anyone want an age gap that's 30+ years?
Reminder that lusting after women is not the same as liking women.
>>34436195This girl is cute and sexy.
Just a few more month… s … a few more months and maybe ?
>>34436779I'm 24.
>>34436784That's just some examples, how about a hypothetical ATOGA foid of similar age?
>>34436717I thought she cared about me because on our first date she complained about how she always just works and never meets any friends, and she seemed sincere.
>>34436765Hi foid. I'm wearing GILDAN
>>34436765Jews own your pussy
>>34436783It is. I dated some loser woman for a year longer than I should have because I fell for this
>>34436792Maybe there could be something real there, but as it stands, she's charging you money to cuddle with her. Nobody deserves that, man
>>34436796
>>34436800He's right I'm afraid.
>>34436765Cool, but are you busty or skinny? Are you bush or shaved?
>>34436765Those are my favorite because they look just like the iconic BLACKED panties.
Alhamdulilah
>>34436765Hi foidI'm wearing NIKE boxers
There is nothing worse than to be born with a willpower to live but lacking the willpower to be alive.
Calling someone a foid feels bad but getting called a moid feels good. Why is that?
>>34436765You'd be better off in a Calvin Klein bra and no panties
I'm wearing my Marilyn Monroe boxers
I wonder what she's up to
>>34436823You hate women
>>34436362Maybe we should do it. ` w `
>never going out with a chick like this >>>/tv/219786815 in my one(1) life>going out with some mid single mother this weekendfml
>>34436823when we say it, we mean it in an endearing way but when you say it, it's means in an insulting waymany such cases
>>34436789What are you hoping/waiting for?
>>34436835For my condition to go away
>>34436791No. I wouldn't want to date another femanon's son in your first hypothetical, and I wouldn't want my son to date a femanon from here in your new hypothetical.
>>34436830Thinking about you
>>34436838Oh
>>34436823Getting called moid by someone in person or DMs is a great opportunity to attack and bully the person. Terminally online, retarded and so on.
The chair goes downI go downI go upThe chair goes upI go downThe chair goes downI go downI go upThe chair goes upI go downThe chair goes down
>>34436823It's because girls being angry is like your pet rabbit throwing a fitIt looks so cute and adorable>Aww! So cute!
>>34436842fucking the chair is prohibited
I want her to grab me by my tie pull me in and call me a moid
>>34436845What if she has a gun?
>>34436849Look, if I came from a culture where public defecation was common, I'd want to fuck men of any other race too.
>>34436851He is talking about other indians
I want him to die
>>34436855Me too
>>34436838Oh my
Daily reminder that Gunna didnt sent no bankroll to Thug
No man is an island No man is an island,Entire of itself,Every man is a piece of the continent,A part of the main.If a clod be washed away by the sea,Europe is the less.As well as if a promontory were.As well as if a manor of thy friend's Or of thine own were:Any man's death diminishes me, Because I am involved in mankind,And therefore never send to know for whom the bell tolls;It tolls for thee.John Donne
>>34436855Wtf did I do
>>34436859I was a huge Young Thug fan ten years ago but can't stomach most his stuff anymore for whatever reason. Might purely be down to smoking less weed
>>34436861Piss me off
>>34436864How
Women are inferior sex toys?
>>34436868Ask the experts over at >>>/pol/
>>34436869Nothing tops pussy. Nothing comes close.
>>34436823Foids are more thin-skinned or at least perceived to be.Punching moids ≈ punching up.Punching foids (also kids, old, and disabled people) ≈ punching down.Depending on the situation and worldview, this is both a privilege and a weakness.
>>34436870I dont go there. I'lljust delete my post
>>34436871Synthetic superpussy > outdated vagoo.
>>34436876And where's this fabled superpussy you speak of
>>34436868It's a secular state that claims religious reasons for its existence. Totally nonsensical and won't be missed
how do I do better on dating apps? have liked well over 3K women and gotten at most 30 matches in over 5 months or so, and barely any real contact. No sex.
>>34436881Looksmaxxx, advertise having money, pay the subscription
>>34436880That is very nonsensical.
>>34436880ntaBut the earliest zionists were atheists, so I'm not sure why you're going on about "claims religious reasons for it's existence".>>34436881You don't. Dating apps are trash.
>>34436884I asked the question because of this tweet. He is correct.
I went to the witch and asked for a expando dongo spell and she gave me one. It worked and now it's huuuuge. I was expecting a catch but I don't see one. This is great, what am I missing??
>>34436849White people are peak to other races. They're the "I made it" of partners. Think of it like cars. To most people, if you have a European luxury car (pretty European woman), you've made it. Some broke ass black dude will get a Chrysler 300 (ugly/fat/old white bitch) because from a distance, it looks like a Bentley. And young White guys love JDM rice burners like Honda, Toyota, and Subaru because they want something affordable, reliable, good looking, old fashioned, and fun, even if they're not the most luxurious (just like Asian women).
>>34436681Because their dick is incapable of getting harder than 2 inches?
>>34436891I drive a cheap secondhand beater Nissan
>>34436869It’s true my pussy wack
>>34436891Actually, when you look at reported happiness the Asian models actually are the most luxurious.
>>34436733Sexo
>>34436894What year and model?
>>34436881Unless you're a 9/10 or better, you're ngmi on dating apps as a man. You have a 1% match rate. Out of those, 10% will still be interested after reading your profile, and then another 10% of that will be receptive to chatting, and then another 10% will get you to a date. That totals 1/100,000.
>>34436895What, does it have a bend in it or something?
>>34436891Bicycles are superior
>>34436896Because you know what you're getting and they don't have a bunch of defects and maintenance costs like American and European vehicles. Except Nissan's CVTs, but that's the exception.
>>344368992003 Pathfinder
>>34436900>That totals 1/100,000.thats a lucky woman then!got it
>>34436891What's the equivalent of a go-kart
>>34436767>>34436768>>34436794>>34436796>>34436807>>34436809>>34436814>>34436825Expected moid responses
>>34436902Stfu nerdYou people only bike because you can't get cardio from the sex you never have.
>>34436891I'm surprised that Mazda made it out of this post unscathed.
>>34436833I love it when my boobies bounce like that.
>>34436885Did you catch the part where he said biblical AND historical? Both are true. Whether or not we should be there *right now* is a different matter; one far too nuanced for me to bother engaging with here.
>>34436908Don't spoil my social experiment
>>34436910
>>34436823>>34436873Women are generally more neurotic and take themselves more seriously than men. Which is probably for the best if the more casual women, like men, prefer more casual sex.
>>34436765So you're buying CALVIN KLEIN underwear because it's fashionable and everyone recognizes the brand?
>>34436902>this is lance armstrongs remaining testicle posting
I am a hairy moid. I only pay attention to vapid, dumb whores whose only personality is sexo. I perpetuate harmful stereotypes and vote to raise taxes on single mothers. AMA
>>34436908Okay and? I'm horny and want to talk about vaginas
>>34436891What kind of cars are black women?
>>34436901Or something
>be me>35F>kraut>work in an industrial part of town>always have work lunch in the same place with my colleagues>cute guy is also there>short, glasses, but always dirty and scruffed in a sexy cowboy way, pretty face>we make eye contact for months during lunch>he never approaches>start waving and saying hi every once in a while>he always just gives the 'white people smile' and fucks off>notice he smokes a lot>pretend to smoke to catch him>get into small talk>hate cigarettes>turns out he's super depressed, his wife cheated on him, he hates people and is super antisocial>give him the 'there there' spiel because he's very cute>'thanks but I'm not looking for friends, unless your coworker wants to (the pretty one [we come in a gaggle])>feel immediate heartbreak>don't even know the guy>this is the first time we spokeI wish I was a lesbo
I should pay her a visit
>>34436884>But the earliest zionists were atheists, so I'm not sure why you're going on about "claims religious reasons for it's existence".They were, but the State of Israel has been propped up by a Judeo-Christian American doomsday cult for the last sixty years.We're not seriously going to pretend we don't often hear Zionists of today gloat about a holy war against Amalek, are we?
>>34436831So if I call someone a foid on here and it makes me feel bad that means I hate women?
>>34436938>Some religious weirdos prop up Israel for religious reasons, therefore, Zionism is an entirely religious ideologyYou're retarded anon.
>>34436900>>34436884will I have better results if I have a good body? as in, ottermode or shit like that
>>34436913>Whether or not we should be there *right now* is a different matter; one far too nuanced for me to bother engaging with here.Literally cackling upon reading this
>>34436937I have to wait a bit longer to see her and it's killing me.
>>3443693635 is pretty old to develop feelings just for the way someone looks, before even knowing them
>>34436944>>34436884>will I have better results if I have a good body? as in, ottermode or shit like thatNo, there are far more men than women on dating apps and most of the "women" on dating apps are bots. That's why there's so much struggle on them. Delete all dating apps and find better avenues for getting a girlfriend.
>>34436937>>34436946Can you guys leave these poor women alone
>>34436940I am not. The religious weirdos in this case control the most powerful military on the planet, you fucking moron. Good god you people are such pieces of shit.
>>34436904You want your woman to be a workhorse. She may not be the prettiest or most well recognized, but she always comes through for you and you'll take a reliable 5/6 over an 8 that will leave you high and dry. >>34436907>What's the equivalent of a go-kartJerking off with two sponges and a lubed up glove stuffed into a Pringles can.>>34436911>I'm surprised that Mazda made it out of this post unscathedMazdas fall into the same category, but they're like the inverse of Nissan, who used to be good but has been nothing but shit lately. Mazda is like the Filipino of cars. Known mostly for two things: rotary engines (chain smoking ladyboys) and the Miata (small people that can do shit that they realistically shouldn't be able to in flip flops).>>34436928>What kind of cars are black women?Depending on the type of black woman, they could be a Cadillac (luxury, beautiful exterior, yet usually overvalued by GM themselves) or a Dodge Grand Caravan (large, expensive to own, poor ride quality, and really why the fuck are you buying a Caravan there are so many better vans out there).
>>34436949I've given her several opportunities to tell me to fuck off but she hasn't yet.
>>34436948>No, there are far more men than women on dating apps and most of the "women" on dating apps are botsnah, okcupid is full of real womenalso: i remember now when i used a pic that had the face of a friend on the border of the pic and this chick said : wait is that X (my friend)? and didnt want to advance because of that. this guy is a fuckboy btw. and he cockblocked me.
>>34436951>Jerking off with two sponges and a lubed up glove stuffed into a Pringles can.Aka the biggest cum of my life. Women can't compete
>>34436945Sounds like you already had your mind made up and all of this was just a masturbatory exercise.
>>34436959I didn't say go karts weren't fun.
Motorcycles tho
>>34436954Is she too nice to do it?
>>34436954nta but women are incapable of telling someone to fuck off. They always just pretend to be ok with it then complain about it later.
>>34436961Poor, blameless Israelis. Dindu nuffin.
>>34436936You're attracted to Chad but Chad is attracted to Stacey. What's the german equivalent of those names?
>>34436965I hate motorcycle chicks. Baddies too hot and could take control of my penor on demand.
>>34436834Silly foid...Looking down on me?
What should I do?Right now I have a smoking hot Jeeta dentist. But my old primary doctor retired so I need a new one. I have two options. A young hot Korean doctor or a mid aged Mommy persian doctor? I laready have a mommy Jeeta dentist so which do I do?
>>34436965I can't wait to get my license
>>34436973can't hear you from up here
>>34436976Nigga really choosing his doctor on how hard she gets him
>>34436979thats why he has to go to the doctor so often (which also works in his favor since cooming is his top priority over health anyways)
>>34436979I love going to the dentist. Shes so nice to me and always tells me I have amazing teeth. Would be good to make my primary doctor also this way. Before I had a old dude and i never looked forward to appointments. But now I will.
>>34436951>Mazda is like the Filipino of cars. Known mostly for two things: rotary engines (chain smoking ladyboys) and the Miata (small people that can do shit that they realistically shouldn't be able to in flip flops).You got my ass
>>34436765Oh love, you don't need to wear any around here
>>34436987Cringe
Thinking about bob and vagene.
>>34436936he's weird, just leave him alone
Mwah
>>34436936nice try but still too obvious/bait
>>34436936Happens to everyone. You will get over it. Women literally never kill themselves so you really are going to be fine.
How are you 35 and still without a man
>>34437006Spinsters aren't uncommon.
>>34437006I’m ugly as fuck and retarded too
>>34437006it's a moid that post this that's trying to pull a "huehue expired walled roastie hag got mogged by coworker stacy lol did she think he would want her hahahah loololololololololo all women want LE MASCULINE BLUE COLLAR WORKER with I can fix him trauma chad face and they will change their whole personality and pick up shitty habits they hate just to bond with him and STILL get chadwidowed hahahahah oh mah lawd I love it when women get what they deserve"
Me when a femanon spots me in the wildhttps://vocaroo.com/12PqZO86dyaj
>>34437021cringe
>>34437021lol
>>34437016Holy fuck bro
Do you wish you were a duck? We could be ducks together.
>>34437024he also sprinkled in a little "women fall in love over looks, because looks is all that matters, if you're not a male model, might as well kys", basically he wants to suck chadcock 24/7
Women how would you feel if he called your boobs cute
>>34437025No thanks, I don't want a corkscrew.
>>34437030No one is seeing my boobs
>>34437021Dread it, run from it, your cock is getting sucked all the same.>>34437025Sounds rapey. I wonder why Lucifer loves them so much.
>>34437030I'd think he has a very retarded idea of what counts as cute. Immediate ghosting.
>>34437032Assume someone is
>>34437033I see I see. hating ducks unjustly because they are monogamous for life. sad
>>34437034Why? Do you think your boobs can't be cute?
>>34437041Yes, that's the logical conclusion of my post, good job.
Women whats the worst compliment you can get
>>34437044>help me learn how to be meaner to girls better no
>>34436052That's correct. I can be proud of my heritage without being a self-obsessed supremacist.
>>34437035No
>>34437030Kind an insult desu
>>34437049What do you mean no. If I was your boyfriend and I looked at your boobs and called them cute how would you feel
>>34437051samefagging is a federal crime
>>34437051Tbh*
>>34437044"Your pussy is way tighter than your mom's."
>>34437052>aww anon your dick is so cute
>>34437053What’s samefagging?
>>34437059what do you mean anon? I don't get it
>>34437057What should I call them
>>34437052Why would you be my boyfriend?
I was about to post something so disgusting
>56% of young women have tattoosIt's so fucking over
>>34437057AhI get itCuteness implies smallnessIt's okay to call women my little cutieBut they usually want their boobs to be bigger
>>34437067Because you're sweet and pretty and I like you. Now can you answer my question.
>>34437070this post is already pretty disgusting so that'll do
>>34437070Post it anyway
>>34437074You don’t Think that
>>34437071>Oh no, I'll have some difficulties finding a women who fits my personal aesthetic preferences, it's overGet the fuck over yourself.
>>34437071now ask it how many men aged 18-29 do, dumb AI cocksucker
>>34437077I literally just said it though
>>34437066Beautiful, gorgeous, elegant, hot, sexy
>>34436947>just outgrow your biology, bro
>>34437051NTA but why is "cute" an insult?
>>34437082But you don’t mean it
>>34437081Clearly less and clearly not AI
>>34436924Why haven't you asked femanons about their vagina then?
>>34437085It depends>>34437073
>>34437085Sexy would be a better fit
>>34437083>Your boobs are so hot Doesn't work too well 2bh
>>34437088>still not answering how it scales to young men >denying it's AI lol, u so dumb
>>34437087If I didn't mean it I wouldn't have said it
>>34437073It's not necessarily a size thing so much as it is that "cute" just doesn't mean sexy or beautiful. Puppies and babies are cuteI could be wrong though I'm doing a bit of mansplaining
>>34437090They never answer and nobody wants to hear about your blown out cavern
>>34437099Cause you're rude about it, dumb nword.
>>34437095And I’m supposed to just believe that
Whats up with porn and depicting women as being utterly hypnotized by big penises? is that a fetish that men have or something? do men like penises?
>>34437101NTADoes you pussy have a lot of cushion and is it shaved?
>>34437105Men who watch hardcore porn loooooove cocks.
>>34437105most men could only be satisfied by a woman that thinks their little stinky shrivel shrimp is a mighty magic stick, which is why they'll never feel satisfied
>>34437103Why wouldn't you if I said it and I'm your boyfriend
I measured my dick with a tailor's tape measure instead of a ruler and it's bigger than I thought it was :D
>>34437110>why are men so insecure about their dicks lol
>>34437096Yeah, you either cutemax or hotmax(Cutemaxxing works better unintentionally)
>>34437111People lie
>>34437120Yeah but I'm being genuine when I say that
>>34437094Look, I agree that guy's retarded, but Pew Research Center isn't AI. Come on now.>>34437105Speaking as a woman, I'm thoroughly convinced that big cocks in porn are more for men than for women.
>>34437091Well in my case they are small, so I don't see it as an insult as all. And if a woman has big breasts and you're actually trying to neg her, she'll immediately know what you're doing and it will roll off her back like water anyway>>34437092I actually much prefer cute, sweet, etc in general over sexy, beautiful, hot, etc. The latter tend to feel like they come with a lot of expectations and like I have to keep up a facade. Cute makes me feel like I can just relax and be me
>>34437123Most hardcore porn is for men, but don't act like women don't care about big cocks. Look at how big dildos are these days.
>>34437123What do straight women watch porn for then? The abs?
>>34437122To your imaginary girlfriend
>>34437122>>34437132Yowch
>>34437131Living vicariously through the women
>>34437106Cushion yes, shaved no. Not doing that bullshit ever again.
>>34437122but your anon so it doesn't even matter and isn't real. like love.
>>34437132>>34437133It's a hypothetical situation man and she still hasn't answered
>>34437137>Cushion yes, shaved noNice
>>34437128>I actually much prefer cute, sweet, etc in general over sexy, beautiful, hot, etc.just more of a tasteful way to complement someone in general desu too much explicit attraction in your complement and you start to sound indian
>>34437131They don't
>>34437136So is it just the feeling of a dick inside you that women like about sex?
>>34437141And I can’t answer because I know you’d never say that to me
>>34437150Imagine if I did though. Use your imagination and pretend I really do like you.
>>34437144Lol I hadn't thought of it like that but yeah, that can be true too
>>34437153No
How am I supposed to respect or like women when they got lucky enough to be born female, but I wasn't? I fucking hate that, I hate that they were lucky enough for it.
>>34437157Why not
>>34437141Perhaps the young master's hypothetical game is hypothetically weak
>>34437158just cut your pee wart off already
>>34437142Ty
How am I supposed to marry one woman when I love both redheads and blondes AND goth girls
>>34437119guy here, hot is better (looking) but it's hard to approach. I'm far more likely to strike up casual conversation with a cutemaxxxer which can create the familiarity to lead to asking them out. of course, if she wants to be hot, then she gives me food and a compliment, I'll get the confidence to ask them out anyway. Generally though, a woman that hotmaxxxes I think to myself "she's hot but not being hot for me, so I shouldn't try to interact with her"
>>34437158Women are shorter, weaker, vulnerable during pregnancy, and bleed for 1/4th of the time between puberty and menopause.Women are given special treatment for the same reason disabled people, children, and pet animals get special treatment.It's help given to those less able to take care of themselves.
>>34437166by not making life decisions with your pee wart
>>34437158Why hate someone over something they had no control over?
You don't like tomatoes? Reeducation camp for you.
>>34437173singing this petition
Gee, Femanon, your kitchen is disgusting!
>>34437160Why should I? Just so you parrot it back to your real girl?
>>34437176nah, I just cleaned it up, speak for yourself
>>34437119>(Cutemaxxing works better unintentionally)It does work better on me, yeah. I don't try to look hot all the time, so I'm just naturally not strongly attracted to women who care about looking hot all the time.I also just find a cute woman who wants to be hot specifically for me to be so much hotter.
Gee, Femanon, I've had straight men give better handjobs!
Gee, Anon, I've seen straight up fish come up with better bait!
I am full of love but I have no one to give it to.
>>34437184Give it to people in need of some loving, many people could do with a helping hand helping them weed the garden or clean out the garage. >inb4 by love I meant getting my dick wet yeah...
>>34437184Give that love to the universe and the universe will love you back
I see so many people at restaurants eating all alone and we all seem so sad and alone.
>>34437185If you can give your love away to whomever, so can everyone else. Enjoy the reciprocity.
>>34437184I feel like that sometimes, but the other anons are right. If you're really full of love, start by loving your neighbors.
Why have women demeaned and belittled the great things about women? The great boobhaver, childbirthing, aesthetic gender should be allowed to take great pride and celebration in it, instead of getting bullied by sour grapes femoids and miserable corporate girlbosses out of being women.
>>34437189I do enjoy the reciprocity but if you wait for everyone else to start then stay miserable and alone I guess.
>>34437185>>34437187I think I will reach out to some old friends and see if they need some love today. Thanks, anons.
>>34437191posted it again award
>>34437194Why does he wear the mask
>>34437193Good stuff.
>>34437196We all wear masks
What kinds of guys watch streamers like NorthernLion? I don't understand, my mental image of the kind of person that he would appeal to is fundamentally not the kind of person who would watch any kind of streamers at all.
>>34437194I must not be who you think I am???
>>34437191If this woman is actually native she should have more self respect.
>>34437201you're very bad at this, lol
My sister wants to get my mom a red light face mask for for gift. Its about $500, and I would have to chip in. kinda looks like pic related.LADIES: Does red light therapy work? Is it just a scam?
>>34437200If I had to guess, his chat is probably full of people working from home.The guy is hilarious. I've never caught his streams but watch clips of him every now and then.
>>34437200It's mainly neurodivergent guys and transwomen.
>>34437202she's native to the whore house
>>34437204For $500? Yes that’s a scam, red lights aren’t that expensive
>>34437188I may look it but I enjoy it
>>34437204for that money you can get a whole red light cabin... your sister's retarded
>>34437207"as if she were brought up in a school for whores" or however that Spaniard put it is probably going to stay in my mind until I die
>>34437148No, it's just that male talent in porn often leaves much to be desired. I think there are like three or four I have seen and found attractive or could see myself actually having sex with irl.
>>34437212why?
>>34437203you sound legit crazy.>>34437202Stop accusing attractive women being attractive of "lacking self-respect" jfc
>>34437217you sound legit crazy
>>34437185>"I have a deep desire for emotional and physical intimacy with the opposite sex"<"Ew, gross coomer moid just wants to get his cock sucked<"What are you a faggot, if you want to fuck go hire a prostitute"If most people are subhuman can you really still use the word subhuman?
>>34437214Male talent in porn (that is primarily for men's consumption) isn't so much in the men being sexually appealing, it's in how they get the woman to act. You can tell that there's a lot more heavy lifting on the part of the male talent or directors than one might expect as soon as you look at independent porn made by women that is still directed towards men's consumption, and almost all of it is terrible. Most porn stars are gawd awful at being sexy just on their own.
>>34437218actually insane
>>34437217>Stop accusing attractive women being attractive of "lacking self-respect" jfcI don't have a problem with her dressing attractively, it's the fact that she's cosplaying as a stereotype of a pliable native sex object.
>>34437214It's because most of the time the guy is just the producer.
Why are women, even the most femcel innocent women, so ok with flaunting their whole body?They'll wear the shortest shorts with midriff tank tops. Like do you not feel naked and gross dressing like that in public? As a man I feel gross for flaunting less
>>34437219Yes, I can because being worthy of physical intimacy starts with being a valuable part of your community and not by expressing your need to get your penis milked like some toddler impotently blaring for his milk bottle.
>>34437221actually u suck at baitposting
>>34437225if you share that physical intimacy with lots of people, your value is substantially less. Even moreso if you are 'committed' and still slammin' tons of ham.
>>34437224a) your insta feed isn't real lifeb) my body isn't gross like yours
>>34437222>native aesthetic and beautiful = she's a sex object.proof that bullying women are being the actual misogynists
>>34437208>>34437211All the research I can find seems to be just women saying its worth the price and reddit shills talking about how cool red light therapy is.The world of women's skin care products is insane.
>>34437229What does that have to do with the topic at hand you brain dead unwanted gooner?
>>34437228Go tell it to someone who actually cares
she asked for my instagram and i said i don't have oneis it over?
>>34437215The phrase just made me larf and continues to do soIt may have actually been an Italian and not a Spaniard who said this, idk
>>34437234go tell it to someone who gives a shit about your slop posting
>>34437202I am a man with a thick rural American accent and cadence, I have zero sympathy for your point of view, there are entire movies and even entire cities dedicated to mocking my culture and upbringing. Jungle girl painting herself for a porn shoot or insta likes is no big deal.
Bros and hoes - I have never been so happy single, I can literally touch whoever and actually enjoy it. Is this what they mean by enjoy life?
>>34437219Why are you trying to redtext on a millennial website young man
>>34437232>researchI mean... have you tried looking up actual research papers and not just typing "does red light therapy work" into google?
>>34437238i bet you suck a mean dick, with a mouf like that.
>>34437232Reddit is full of bot promoting Amazon affiliate links. Red light has benefits for sure but you don’t need to pay hundreds of dollars for it
I made the mistake of letting my mom's dog sit next to me while I eat lunch and she's burping and staring at me and it's gross.
>>34437240usually when people say that they don't just mean "I can be my authentic disgusting coomer self" but whatever floats your boat
>>34437240Real happiness is putting some bitch in a hijab just because
I want to have sex with you, femanon.
>>34437204Apparently they do, I know people who swear by it, but you should do your research into the most beneficial wavelengths and irradiance levels. Omnilux is one of the popular, reputable brands. I'd also make sure your mom really wants one and will use it, if not there's not much point in getting one and for that price point you'd be better off getting her a gift certificate to a spa or something
>>34437237I hate most people.I look at people and see nothing worth liking.
>>34437236A guy asked me this and when I said no his face fell so dramatically
>>34437244I bet you know all about how to suck dick with a fag personality like that
>>34437244Oh your sick fuck
>>34437242nta but the whole point of red light therapy is that even if it has only minor potential impact, it's incredibly cheap and uninvasive with no downside. so nobody should be spending $500 on a red light mask
>>34437249Why
>>34437246u dumb? send it away
>>34437253lol ownedI've had someone incredulously ask me>not even a finsta?in response to the bad new before
>>34437247Nietzschean vitalist coomerism will save humanity
>>34437254you actually sound retarded
>>34437239The hick victim complex is unmatched.
Stop thinking about my bush.
>>34437256tell that to anon, not me
>>34437253nta but...>girl asking for your instashe wants to scam you>guy asking for your instahe wants to jerk off to youbasically there's no good reason to ask a stranger for their insta, or to have an insta.
>>34437263Whose bush?
>>34437225That's a pretty uncharitable way to look at it. Nobody here knows that guy's life or what he's usually like. It can fail to happen for all sorts of reasons that have nothing to do with what anyone involved deserves.>>34437241I'm used to using better websites.
>>34437260if by saving you mean keep a malnourished horse with a death wish alive against it's will, then sure
>>34437256NTA but if you go cheap you might end up getting something that doesn't actually do anything. They aren't all made the same, just like any light therapy device
>>34437268>I'm used to using better websites.Why do you still come here, then?
>>34437262You misunderstand, I fucking love all that shit, I love Deliverance, I literally learned the banjo to do the ass rape song from it at parties. I'm saying that cultural appropriation crowd are grifting liars hoping to guilt people rather than acting out of any genuine offense. Literally everyone loves it when outsiders do their culture, it's funny and fun, look at Japan, Korea, most of Africa, even India. The only people who bitch about this stuff are people disconnected from it who never loved or cared about it in the first place.
There's a new fueler at work who is even worse than the other one. He's constantly in the break room too, but he also smells so horrible, turns the TV up so loud you can hear it from space, and to top it all off, he blares heavy metal music while he's in the bathroom washing his hands with his latex gloves still on, he chooses to keep them on throughout lunch and just go back to work. I wonder how low his IQ really is. Well anyway, I'm just sitting at my desk refusing to do any work until I get to take a break. They can't fire me. I hate stupid people so much.
>>34437266lmao the have so much bush in their face, they cant keep it straight themselves
>>34437271the wavelength is just red. red LEDs are the cheapest LEDs by farrrrr. if it's inherently cheap to make then it being expensive is a scam.
>>34437272My frens all died.
>>34437280Haha.
>>34437280probably for the best
>>34437269>projects his weak, life-rejecting morals onto the whole of humanity in the form of a horse with a "death wish" many such cases!perhaps semitics bronze-age death cults are more your speed
>>34437242>>34437264>>34437271The red light wavelength needs to be exactly right. using chink red LEDs probably wont do much
>>34437286How do you know the expensive ones are exactly right?
>>34437263
I sent a dick pic to a girl I was sexting (she also sent me her tits right before) and she commented on my leg instead of my dick. is it over?
>>34437177No this is only for you
>>34437292GDGDGGSHSHHHHSHSH
>>34437288The one she wants has "clinical tests" listed on the site, but I cant find anywhere to actually read the whole paper
>>34437292Probably not, but lol.The one time I sent a dick pic went slightly worse. She asked for it, and then she was like "uh this is weird" when I finally relented and sent her one.
>>34437292I'd never send a dick pic. She has to see it in person if she wants it that bad.
>>34437297Use thishttps://www.sci-hub.ru/
>>34437275>a fuelerI don't know what this refers to.
>>34437278Except you don't just want a device with red, you'd also want near infrared which is why it's important to do research before purchasing rather than just buying whatever is cheapest on the word of anonymous morons
>>34437303Oh, a guy who fuels trucks where I work.
>>34437263I remember one time as a joke while drunk I told this girl to shave her bush into the batman symbol and she actually did it. >dananananana bat pussy
>>34437295Prove it
>>34437292slightly related question, if you are talking to someone who likes sexting and sending pics in general and they want you to send some back, but your dick is legitimately not impressive and does NOT look good in pictures wtf do you do? just stop entirely? currently experiencing this and i never actually sent sexual stuff to another person until now even in past relationships
Women, would you date a man who paid big bucks ($3 plus shipping) for 3 copies of Lumina, Lightsworn Summoner with the uncensored artwork (midriff exposed)?
>>34437314I tried being sexy for this one guy, after not having done anything like that in 10+ years and was suprised he liked to hear me say his name. Unfortunately, he talks to so many other girls that I am genuinely turned off and would rather die alone. hashtag.. embarassed and grossed out. now im single
>>34437308That's the whole job? Fuel trucks? Can't imagine that takes much brain activity. No wonder your co-workers are annoying.I think you need to find a better workplace.
Do you ever get so horny you feel nauseous
>>34437319>hashtag.. embarassed and grossed out. now im singlewhat the fuck lol
I need to be a woman for fuck's sake
>>34437307cheap red LED's are already near infrared. it's literally more expensive for them to make the wrong kind
>>34437320It's a distribution center so there's a lot of trucks. They also have to get in and out and park them and everything. But yes, they're a thorn in my side.
>>34437300what else was in the pic...
>>34437321yeah its annoying. I lift and/or go for a walk and it usually clears up.
>>34437327I don't imagine a place like that offers much peace and quiet for a break.
>>34437318No, I don't date gooners that waste money on reddit slop.
>>34437321Yes, and a little pissed off
>>34437331It used to, back when I had a records room as my hiding spot. But then they put cubicles in there and turned it into an office, forcing me to use the regular break room with everyone else. I go out of my way to take breaks when no one else is, but they never stick to a schedule. They could be up there at any time.
>>34437340I feel your pain.
When I dont fap for 7 days I get very horny and then find myself becoming a sexpest, and when I still cant find a woman I go back to fapping and the cycle resets
>>34437333In his defense, that is a very fun children’s card game.
>>34437348Have you tried not being such a fucking animal?
>>34437348>and then find myself becoming a sexpestDitch the passive voice and cut that shit out bruther
>>34437312I pinkie swear. This is us.
>>34437354>>34437355Maybe i can explain it better. When I fap every few days, I feel calm, and not really wanting to go out and talk to women or people. When I dont fap and go for days withholding, i find myself wanting to talk to women more, and to go out and be social. However you cannot simply find a woman like that and have sex, so after I am unsuccessful, I fap to blow off steam and then my desires drop again. Then the cycle continues
>>34437354>tried not being an animalI swear, if you are the anon that keeps 'barking' I am going to die of laughter
The little grey cells have taken a little vacation today have they not? Mhm
>>34437360If he kiss his thumb, he for the streets
>>34437362Did your mom bath you too hot as a newborn? >>34437361I understood what you meant just fine. The point is that normal people don't go crazy if they don't rub their genitals every day.
I wonder what it’s like to feel horny and be able to have sex right then and there
the amount of gooners is so miserable man, we seriously need some form of therapy for porn users
>>34437371Pretty great in the short term, but I’ve gotten myself into some pretty bad relationships because of how great it feels.
>>34437376the therapy is ancient and well known and consists of cutting off the testicles
Do men who want to wait to have sex until marriage (but not due to religious reasons) exist?
>>34437371As opposed to what
>>34437381yes but like any form of abstinent behavior the number of them is obviously quite low
Should I ghost her
>>34437382????
>>34437381Yeah, we e>(but not due to religious reasons)Oh, sorry.
>>34437367so what causes me to get horny then?
When you ask of someone to tell you about their disadvantages you ask them about their debit side
>>34437387Yes
>>34437388What do you do when you get horny what's the opposite of what you're describing
>>34437382Being a perma incel, I presume?
>>34437387No, tell her why.
>>34437387Just say you don't see this going anywhere. Will make you feel better later on.
>>34437387Why do you want to ghost her?
>>34437396Like. Nothing. wtf
>>34437395>>34437398I just want to hurt her feelings
>>34437403Then ghost her if you think that will do it.
>>34437403You’d have to say something to hurt her feelings
>>34437401So you don't get horny at all?
>>34437387if you care enough to ask, you're too soft to be ghosting people lmao
>>34437170>pee wart*writing that down*
>>34437408I get horny I just do nothing about it
>>34437407What do I say. Do I call her names
I stopped texting her because I didn't think she was interested but now I'm afraid I hurt her feelings if she was interested and was just really shy.
>>34437403Is intutuion real? I feel a great unease about my current relationship and have reached out to some old dear friends in hopes to get insight on how to make the relationship stronger but I can't help but feel that there is a third party involved and I am getting cheated on. What do?
>>34437403>caring enough about someone you're not with anymore to ask for help hurting her feelingsgood lord you are a pussy
>>34437408Are you dumb?
>>34437415Do you not get off
>>34437170>pee wartKek, you mean the clit? No wonder men can never find that thing.
>>34437416Come up with an applicable insult or seve
How do I speedrun obtaining a bf
I actually ghosted her months ago. And then she tried to reconnect and I blocked her.
>>34437381There are other reasons why I don't want to have sex before marriage besides religion. I wouldn't marry a girl who doesn't share my religion though.
>>34437427What are you like? I can't really give you a good answer with this little information
>>34437427Plap
>>34437427Just ask random guys on dates
>>34437427speedrunning a bf seems like a recipe for a letdown
>>34437422No
>>34437431Are you asking about Physical or personality ? I lack in both
>>34437391You being an animal-tier creature.
>>34437427You can't rush human connection. Only fools rush in.
>>34437440Both, sure. Sounds like what you're really lacking is self esteem, honestly
>>34437433This method only works for hot women Also how am I suppose to know who I men are single vs taken anyways?
>>34437442thats impossible Im white
>>34437446Forgive my typos I’m on mobile >>34437444Looks wise: Short flat and kinda stale looking. Personality is awkward and pretty basic
>>34437427Find a shy, lonely looking guy, start a conversation with him, and then ask him out. If he's actually a shy, lonely guy, he'll worship you forever for rescuing him.
>>34437452Ugly ah mole
You ever see a beautiful girl out in real life then it hits you, that you're you and that there's no point and it just ruins your day
>>34437451None of that sounds unattractive at all. "Stale" maybe, but I don't guess I'm quite sure what you mean.The other repliers are right that you shouldn't rush into a relationship, though.Work on your self esteem first.
>>34437453>>34437453ntaHe'll then be emotionally abusive and controlling due to his never-ending fear that you don't actually love him and will leave him for a "Chad".
>>34437451important questionhow strict on looks are we here? are you willing to actually date in your league or (like most people) does the thought of that not really sound great?
>>34437453Yea not realistic. The average man and even average below-average man is out of my league. And This is not me being humble or some insecurity thing.
>>34437446You're bound to land one in a day if you ask enough guys out
>>34437459I try to avoid thinking about my own existence as much as possible. No good has ever come of thinking about that.
>>34437438Do you do sexy roleplays on atoga
>>34437472No
>>34437474Are you certain
>>34437473Kek, little guy looks like he has Down syndrome
>>34437427Wouldn't reccomend. You'll probably get frustrated at the agression rng and it'll ruin the run everytime.
I am such a nice old boy. I would make an alright partner.
>>34437484Anyone who says shit like this ain't to be trusted
>>34437476Yup
>>34437463By stale I meant like kinda not great to look at; acne scars, blemishes/ irritated skin around jaw, black heads, bushy eyebrows, dry skin, dark circles, sort of dry/dead hair & a choppy haircut since I cut my own hair. I pick at my nails a lot so those aren’t pretty to look at too. Also no strong bone structure, brow bone is completely flat, jawline and cheekbones are definitely on the weaker side, & lot of upper eyelid exposure. body wise, I’m skinny fat with no curves at all so that’s not great either.
>>34437486Shut up bitch! Men like me are always looked down upon by the likes of you!
>>34437490I'm a man and I look down at you nigga
>>34437465Not strict at all, only big deal breaker is he just has to be white
>>34437493Well keep looking as I get down on my knees for you and take your pants down!
>>34437487How long has this gone on
>>34437502Years and years
I'm white
>>34437506Hi White, I'm Dad.
>>34437489I mean, for what it's worth, I'm not hearing any dealbreakers here. If you have good hygiene, most people aren't gonna pick you apart like this.
In /atoga/ im bi bachelor but irl I an a lonely virgin
I wish life was a tradeable commodity
I wonder how to do it
I'd love to but my atoga friends lunch or icecream some time
>>34437508Nta but most men aren't desperate 4chan autists who'll take whatever they can get. Unless they just want to get their dicks wet I guess.
>>34437519This Even The ugliest normie guy has high standards
You are a bully.
>>34437519I'm not one of those either, I'm just not a supermodel. Most people aren't; that was the point I was trying to make.
Women, what does cum taste like?
>>34437519>>34437521Also nta but I'm calling bullshit on 4chan autists being desperate. I've seen guys in this thread complain about women's standards while at the same demanding a virgin woman willing to quit her job to become a housewife and have at least three kids at the bare minimum, and somehow thinking those are reasonable standards.
Women would you gate a sleepy moid who's sluggish and wants to collapse into a nice soft bed all the time.
>>34437527You can taste it yourself, yk
>>3443752899% of those posts are the same guy who also spams the same tiktok bait every thread tho
Nobody here means anything they post. They just type the first thing that comes to mind and click the button.
>>34437424are you retarded...?
>>34437527>Women, what does cum taste like?Mostly salty. The taste is fine, but the smell is terrible.
Women would you date a tired moid who's the kind of tired sleep won't fix?
>>34437533I'd say it's about 60/40 seriousposts and funposts for me.
>>34437533thats the definition of saying what you mean you dumbo
>>34437536You've been posting a lot about dick lately.
>>34437541What I mean is that they don't really believe what they post most of the time.
>>34437527To me it tastes how it smells, like brie rind and pool water. Sometimes it's slightly more sour, sometimes slightly more neutral
Women, would you date a man who checked every single one of your boxes but didn't have a penis?Men, would you date a woman who checked every single one of your boxes but didn't have a vagina (and refused anal)?
>>34437549MOne of my boxes clearly indicates that a vagina is required.
>>34437521>The ugliest normie guy has high standardsDo you live in the real world? No, they absolutely do not.
>>34437549Female, no
>>34437544they likely do, what you mean is they don't act on how they really feel irl, which is called masking
>>34437549I feel like men and women near-universally demand "have genitals" as their boxes, if that's the way you describe it.
>>34437549>Men, would you date a woman who checked every single one of your boxes but didn't have a vagina (and refused anal)?I would date a biological woman like this, but not a transgender woman.
>>34437511Same
I wanna wrap my arms around her waist and give her a kiss
>>34437562Kiss the lady where?
>>34437542No one asks about pussy tho
>>34437514Did you watch that Love Death & Robots episode where humanity had figured immortality, but a consequence of that was having children was outlawed and punishable by death but your child got to live in your stead?
imagined us sitting in front of our wedding guests at the reception and playfully rubbing my leg against hers underneath the table while telling her how happy i am again award
I’m AI with the braids
>>34437564Her lips. Her cheek. Behind her ear. Top of her head.
>>34437567It’s always funny when older generations try to make not having children be some big scary thing. No one wants that shit anymore
>>34437573All the luck to you old boy.
>>34437577Anyone who isn't a histrionic pussy still wants it, actually
>>34437579Using fancy terms isnt going to make You seem smart btw
What if run meant walk? Then people would say that “You do not walk before you run”
>>34437577>No one wants that shit anymoreHaving children is like one of the most common desires I see on atoga, from both genders.
>>34437581What if all words mean something else? Then glass learn professor ear genuine cute suspect.
>>34437580Can't say that was really on my mind at all, insecure stupid guy
>>34437584>thinking ppl that frequent a shithole like 4chan is anywhere near close to being in a relationship and starting a family let alone fit to raise children lol
>>34437589This is just a website. I'm at work right now man
>>34437587Makes you think.
>>34437591No, it's not a particularly interesting idea.
Ride you like a stallion
>>34437596Still gets the brain jogging for a bit. Bring out a pen and paper give words different meanings. An odd pass time that would be.
>>34437589Right now I'm thinking you're kind of a moron.
I'm so fucking touch starved it's insane
>>34437478
I'll try and run an experiment on myselfI'll stop watching porn and when I jerk off, I'll do it without using my imaginationjust jerking off for the sake of jerking off. I need to lose my attraction to women
women would you date a man with lots of potential but low self esteem?
>>34437598
>>34437599Why would I care about what you’re thinking ?
What about a man with high self esteem but no potential?
>>34437549My boxes require man come with dick and woman to have vagina
>>34437549Myeah sure, I dont like sex anyways
I regret throwing my computer mouse away because video games are the only thing that make me forget life. But I have to stop playing them especially because I play them for 80% of the day
>>34437608Because you speculated about what I was thinking.
>>34437605>lots of potentialHate how niggas jerk themselves off like this
>>34437618Okay, fair.
Did you know that development is removal of potential?
>>34437621That's why you should do nothing
>>34437618You would probably be correct and I might tell myself I don't care so maybe I would toughen up and actually not care. But deep down, I do care.. and honestly, probably too much.
>>34437623Your priorities are fucked.
Going to make an appointment with a therapist soon and pause the semester. The pressure is too much and I won't risk my mind snapping.
I miss his fingers
ex found a guy who's exactly like me and I mean exactlyshe still messages me
>>34437628My thumb is messed up from the time it got cut off and stitched back when I was 9
>>34437630How’d that happen? :0
>>34437630Ew
>>34437628Did they get you off
>>34437631I was running around the house with my sister and all the windows were open so the wind shut a door real hard and my hand was behind me as I was running and it was right between this metal part and was sliced off.
>>34437626How, that's what you implied.
>>34437627therapy is fraud
>>34437639I'll be the judge of that. Just someone to talk to is good for me.
>>34437638>that's what you impliedNo, that's how you interpreted it. Which tells me something about your priorities in life.
What should I do
>>34437635Bro…
>>34437651What
lol almost forgot my face is mangled beyond recognition
>>34437649What priorities
a good face is lifehair is life insuranceyou can live without life insurancebut life insurance without life is uselessperiod
>>34437655You're prioritising maintaining potential rather than spending it. Which is fucked up.
>>34437652Why do you need to know
>>34437661why do you need to tell us in the first place. nobody asked.
>>34437666This is my diary
Women, what does pussy taste like? What about pussy goo?
>>34437669type it in a google doc.
>>34436833But for real should I call it off? I'm getting really doomer today. I don't wanna be with some mid single motherGot a like from a literal midget today too
Fighting is better than sexbut women arent ready for this convo
>>34437549>no vagina, refused analTf, no
>>34437672No
>>34437675You mean you don't use any muscles during sexo bc you're fat and your weiner is hidden?
Women, what adjectives would you use to describe yourself when having sex? If virgin, then educated guess
I should sleep
>>34437673Depends on your age, if you're 25+ I'd say sure date the single mom provided her kids are your race or better. >what do you mean by your race or better!?come on you all know how the hierarchy works.
MoidsPearly white or blue-purple opal-y?
What a day I've hadNow it's overIsn't it?
>>34437675Unless you pick super one sided fights the cost of fighting makes it worse than sex. Is it better in the moment? Sure, is it better in the next three weeks with various injuries, missed work, legal consequences, etc? Usually no unless your sex involves particularly litigious prostitutes.
Why in the World do would I tell you that I should sleep? You don't care. It is just that I have noone else to tell it to. I need a friend ohhhhh I need a friend to make me happy
>>34437697what
>>34437693>blue-purple opal-ySounds cool
>>34437701Me alone.
>>34437600>I'm so fucking touch starved it's insaneSame. It's been almost 10 hours since I held my wife. I don't think I'll make it. >>34437671>Women, what does pussy taste like? What about pussy goo?It varies by the woman. It's always acidic in my experience. And usually slightlu salty the same way saline is. Cream and grool are usually the same. It may be genetics or diet, but my wife's has a sweetness to it. >>34437675Fighting before sex is peak tho. >>34437684Happy, Sleepy, Bashful, Sneezy, Grumpy, Dopey, and Doc.
>>34437529I used to.It's really aggravating when you make plans with him and try to get him up when he said he wanted to get up but he gets pissed at you so you leave him alone, and then he gets pissed at himself for staying in bed for 14 hours and now we can't do the thing we were gonna do because it closes at 5. Like he gets a pass because it's his meds but if I wanted to do anything during the actual day and not evening we would need separate transportation because I'm not waiting for him and being 2 hours late or completely missing things. Just assume he's not coming and be pleasantly surprised if he does kind of thing. It would effect how much I trust your word and feel like I can depend on you.>>34437549FI would feel obligated to give him a chance and then like a bitch/whore when I eventually decide I can't do it.>>34437629My first boyfriend married a woman that's just me with glasses lol>>34437671Plain greek yogurt>>34437684Enthusiastic team player, sweaty.
>>34437703Mé féin amháin?
>>34437549I only date biological women.
My bulge looks so bulgy in this shorts
>>34437711Sorry I don't understand.
>>34437684Fumbling noob
>>34437716show us
>>34437710>My first boyfriend married a woman that's just me with glasses lolMy first girlfriend married one of my old friends who was basically me but a bit more of a pussy.I'm happy for them, they had a kid recently. Glad I didn't marry her lol
>>34437710wtf i love plain greek yogurt now
>>34437671I've only tasted my own off of another body part, like cock or fingers, never directly. But to me it tastes like clean skin only saltier, almost like how clean sweat smells. There's a bit of sweetness too, especially the fluid from squirting
Where can I find aGreek speaking gf?
>>34437725Greece.
>>34437684Flooded, immersed, connected, completed, fulfilled
>>34437728Meh too far for me
>>34437693opal is cooler
>>344375894chan has had tons of normalfags for years now, please stop with this tired meme
>>34437732Anons always winge about wanting theses petty ultra-specific things but are never prepared to do the basic obvious thing to get it.
>>34437680not a fat hoe calling others fatyou fucking wish miss piggy>>34437696You do know that you can fight in a gym right? If you're getting seriously injured fighting, you're doing it wrong. And the long term consequences of fighting (unless you're a pro who hard spars regularly) is far less damaging
>>34437741NtaWhat if I just want a normal gf
>>34437741im in Italy multiple times a year and I've come to terms with never having an italian wife
>>34437750Based
>>34437725Go to a big city with a notable Greek speaking population, although in North America that will probably mean a girl who was guilted into taking Greek lessons and really only speaks it with her grandparents who are rusty with it themselves
>>34437750>>34437752Wait I didn't read "never" nevermind that isn't based at all
>>34437754North America is even further. I am in Europe
>>34437755its tragic yeah
>can't help friend with yard work for a party because she's not allowed to be alone with a guy at her BIL's housebased or cringe?
>>34437764you having a 'female' friend who isnt ur soon to be gf is more cringe
What do you call someone who gains pleasure from watching their partner writhe in pleasure? I will allow 3 guesses before telling you the answer
Vanity. My favourite.
>>34437764Cringe.Unless it was her sister who made the call not the BIL because she once had sex on her bed or smth. But also hey now you don't have to do yard work for presumably free or for beer.
>>34437769What about wendyvanity, which this post inexplicably made me think of for the first time in a while?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWvZw1F6qMM
>>34436823Foids, have you ever called yourself foids here?Moids, have you ever called yourself moids here?
>>34437768An Empath
>>34437768Normal
>>34437775eh uh hu he
>>34437778>>34437779wrong, the answer is a lewd bully
>>34437781How is the internet able to make heterosexuality so gay
That was three guesses tell us now
>>34437766>who isnt ur soon to be gfIt's possible. I've grown more attracted to her lately, and it's a little flirty.>>34437773Pretty sure it's his rule, one time he asked me to leave when he did when I came over for lunch and didn't want me to continue chatting alone with his wife (he was gonna run errands), but like when his in-laws or parents are there it's chill and I can stay and hangout all I want.
>>34437776No>>34437783NTA but via anime, I think
I'm going to rip your throat out my antagonist.
>>34437744Huehuehuehuehuehue he angy
singletogansdoes this make you cringe, feel lonely, or both?
>34437794I'm not reading that. Fuck off back to xitter.
>>34437764Cringe obviously, unless she's underage or she's quite young and it applies only to strangers
>>34437794Cringe. This guy's whole shtick is very annoying to me. Very masturbatory.I can't really think of anyone who pays to use twitter that I have any respect for.
>>34437794Yes, reposting twittergrams on atoga is indeed cringe.
>>34437800Did you hear about the literally who gives a shit situation? It got one bonillion reheats.
>>34437794Yes, I always cringe when people post screencaps of social media slop
I remember a time before the facebooks and instagrams
women... would you be mad if a guy had to go pee mid-sex?
>>34437801Yeah but did you see Glupp Shitto got BTFO and RATIO'D by Twerk Fuckit?
>>34437808Foid hands
>>34437791huehuehuehueshe fat
>>34437810>Foid handson my cock
>>34437785Okay yeah then it's cringe
Getting “The Tragedy Of Macbeth” tomorrow.
>>34437808Pretty sure that's more annoying for him than it is for me. Nah.
Damn bastards are back it is midnight and they are driving around their stupidly loud automobile.
made myself a focaccia mortadella mozarella and pistaccio sandwich, with garlic butter and sour cream glaze on it for lunch tomorrowim in my italian era
>>34437815You're not supposed to say its name...
>>34437821It can't get any worse than this.
>>34437808I don't believe that's a thing that happens
>>34437690Why should I date her? I don't want some mid single mother.
I’m probably bipolar, I have autism, and I show signs of schizophrenia.
>>34437804... myspace?
>>34437829I remember when we actually had our space. Now we can never be alone. Damn internet!
>>34437815>Getting?
>>34437820That's not Italian
>>34437835Getting it from the library.
>>34437823Nta, I often need to interrupt wanking to go pee. Either that or I cum really quickly and then go pee.
>>34437835>>34437837Going to get it from the library tomorrow.
>>34437836mortadellamozarellafocacciaall italian
>>34437768Pleasure dom
>>34437823>>34437839samesometimes i gotta stop jerking to go pee. And the pee takes forever to come out lol
>>34437841It is actually all mine.
Why are foids so evil?
>>34437824Any other recommendations?
>>34437844nuh uhits mine and its the only thing I've got to look forward to tomorrowgoing to put it in the oven at work so it melts all nicely
Poirot is a scary man
>>34437846i wish women actually liked us...
>>34437837Oh. I have a fat volume of Shakespeare's collected works somewhere in my bookshelf. I've only read through Romeo and Juliet, and A Midsummer Nights Dream, and I only understood what was going on in one of them because I saw the Romeo + Juliet movie from 1996.Really fun movie btw, I recommend it to anyone who hasn't seen it.
>>34437848Bon appétit monsieur.
>>34437843>And the pee takes forever to come out lolThat just means you could have kept jerking it a while longer.
Jesus did not resurrect.
>>34437776Foids, have you ever called yourself moids here?*Moids, have you ever called yourself foids here?*
>>34436215M incense
femtards whats preventing you from looking like this
Man I fumbled so many sweet honeys.
>>34437862Ew fat
>>34437862Nag, but this looks disproportional and not aesthetic.
>>34436310Uhm sweety, If you disagree with that you want millions to die in gulags
Lesbians be like>Every night I suck my gf's penis and I don't find anything wrong with that
I am a lesbian trapped inside a mans body.
>>34437863May sweeter honeys lie ahead.
>>34437873Those are reassuring words .
>>34437862Being black and underweight.
>>34437867she's not fat at all>>34437868cope
moids whats preventing you from looking like this
>>34437876Look at her fat ass she is fat
>>34437878I like being skinny
>>34437878I like my abs to be visible
>>34437878My lions pride.
>>34437878My ineptitude at team sports and maybe 50lbs
>>34437875she's not blackshe's sicilian
>>34437878I lost weight instead of gaining it. I think if I was that fat I would feel physically like shit.
Need me a psychotic girlfriend
>>34437880>>34437881>>34437882thumbs down to you all>>34437883>maybe 50lbs50 lbs fatter, right?
Voyage voyage nana na nana na na na naaaa
>>34437888>50 lbs fatter, right?The stanced up individual you posted has about 50lbs on me
the only reason women want you to get fatter is to reduce competition
>>34437874Good deal. Been there before; there are sweeter honeys yet to be fumbled or not fumbled
Good night<3
>>34437884>sicilianDo you not know geography?
>>34436765They look awful
>>34437894Good night.
>>34437878I like my functional muscles sculpted through kettlebell and rucking
I'm just going to pretend that there is a femanon out there who would love my particular build and looks.
>>34437895Sicily is an island off the coast of southern Italyyou retarded fatty
>>34437902Mhm, and what's on the other side of that channel?
>>34437901What is it?
Corse? Scary place.
>>34437904>hmm japan is across the ocean from america, guess they're all asian maybe leave the states a few times. Sicily isnt africa
>>34437451>ShortHow short
>>34437905Average
>>34437839>>34437843Interesting. In my experience, never has a guy interrupted sex to go pee. Even deliberate pee stuff always happens beforehand. I thought men didn't feel the urge while they were hard but I guess I was wrong
>>34437900anon thats so terribly lame im sorry
>>34437659So instead of exhausting little potential i can larp and pretend I have infinite
>>34437862Completely different body type and not my style at all
My feet smell. I will go wash them quickly. It was a particularly hot day and I had to walk a long way.
>>34437878Im fat but not to that point, every so often I look in the mirror, feel disgust and lose a few pounds
>>34437910That doesn’t mean anything
>>34437904>north africans are black>woman in op's pic is underweight Very American of you lol
2 hours of /atoga/ asmr
>>34437911>I thought men didn't feel the urge while they were hard but I guess I was wrongLol, you have never felt the urgent pressure of a full bladder blocked by the prostate because you're sporting a hard-on.
>>34437919maybe the disgust comes from a place of not being fat enough
>>34437912NTA but fuck you
Is it rape if she regrets it later?
I'm an addict for dramaticsI confuse the two for loveYou can't tell me that you don't beg
>>34437920It doesn't serve my fantasy to describe myself in more detail just so you can go "ew".
>>34437926? why are u mad
>>34437923I guess you learn a new thing every day
MAre the opposite genders listening to any music?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HRqPeKbYoGw
>realise I'm closer to 40 than 16Feeling suicidal rn, how do people cope?
>>34437927Is this in reference to that roblox guy?
>>34437927With you? Yes, definitely
>>34437936I'm closer to 70 than 21 and I am 22
>>34437904Calabria.
>>34437912Because I dont want to look like pig who is heavy breathing for walking 100m?
>>34437944lol that guy is not even that fat, you ppl are dramatic
Someone told me that they can't hear me breathing when I am asleep
>>34437942Fuck youuuuu, you don't know how good you have it being that young.
>>34437951I do.
>>34437947The americanest of moments.
>>34437947Niggas a straight blowing ball.
>>34437954Not straight, round.
>>34437951Ironic you should say that.
>>34437952I hate you for wasting it here, get the fuck out this site is for old people
I wanna hold her pathetic bony curveless body in my arms
>>34437958I've been here since I was 16 I can't
>>34437958Wasting would imply there's something else he could be doing with it
>>34437958This place isn't truly a retirement home yet like the forum it came from
>>34437962I will do something else with it. Eventually. Any moment now.
>>34437929No, your negative attitude is ew.
Ok I need to fall asleep before 02:00. I have an hour and 8 minutes BYE
>>34437966My fantasy femanon finds it endearing.
>>34437953>>34437954this is what an actual *fat* dude looks like, the one i posted earlier is treading more on chubby than fat. all praise fat boys.
>>34437937No I don't follow zoomer shitThis is about the politician
>>34437969So funny
>>34437969No that's grossly obese. Way past simply fat.When I was actually overweight I was never as round as your round boy above.
I have secured employment.
>>34437975why are u larping as having been overweight
>>34437980Why do you think I'm larping?
>>34437708>Same. It's been almost 10 hours since I held my wife. I don't think I'll make it. Thanks for making me feel worse
>>34437969I get where you're coming from as an Amerifat but the guy at the beginning of this reply chain is indeed fat. He's like a rung or two up on the ladder from chubby imo
Foids, what's one simple trick guys can use to successfully fuck you?
>>34437986GHB
Will the world end in the nighttime? I really don't knowOr will the world end in the daytime?I really don't know
>>34437986Nothing. Getting a girlfriend/getting laid isn't a video game retard.
I had a hard exam today. Girlies, could you make me feel better?
>>34437878I don't wanna be fat.
maleshow would you react if your gf did a porn casting shooting and let some ugly bastard cum inside of her in it, but only did so under promise of the bastard uploading it for overseas internet
>>34437997How'd you find about my deepest darkest fantasies?
>>34437983cause it sounds like u were like only 5 lbs overweight which hardly counts>>34437985if the stomach doesn’t overhang over the belt, its not fat
>>34437997360 and walk away
>>34437997She would no longer be my gf.
>>34437997She would now be my wife.
>>34437997I'd ghost her and email copies of the video to her entire social circle.
>>34438000>if the stomach doesn’t overhang over the belt, its not fatThat guy's does, though. He's just wearing an undershirt and has his shirt tucked in.
>>34437992For some guys it literally is.
>>34437992This, it's a traditional tabletop RPG where your success is based on random chance influenced by your innate attributes. Games are deterministic, real life is random
>>34438007anon i can assure you, i am correct here, you can see that his belt buckle is 100% visible cause his gut literally isnt fat enough to overhang and hide it cause HE isnt fat enough. he’s chubby.
>>34437992getting a gf isnt a videogame, but getting laid is.why do you think there's a skill to it?
>>34438004>emailWhat is this 2006
>>34438014He's fat as shit look at his fingers.
>>34437997I know people here are joking about it, but I would literally get physically sick if my gf confessed to such a thing
In another life I could've been with her.
>>34438000This was me less than two years ago, at 85 kg. Pretty much in the middle of the overweight zone. My physician told me I should lose some weight to help reduce my blood pressure.Before Christmas I was down to 68 kg. Now I'm up to 74 kg again.>BMIYeah I know BMI doesn't take into account different builds, but it's pretty good with my average not-very-muscular build.>which hardly countsOf course not by your standards.
>>34438021thats literally what happened here in argentina recently
>>34438027Link? I need fap material
>>34438016I wish...
>>34438027That happens everywhere
>>34438028not gonna link you anything, but you can do some investigation yourself. incel twitter here is going crazy about it.
>>34438026no offense anon but if your weight has never started with a 2 (in lbs) then i really dont want to hear you call yourself fat.
Girls I am sad that how sedentary my life is makes it hard for me to stay in shape. Do you forgive me for having trouble getting back into colligate athlete shape? I'm much better at quantum mechanics now if that makes a difference.
>>34438033Cmon share it for your mates anon, please tell me she was hot, at least divulge her nationality
>>34438034I think this is the nicest thing anyone has said to me here all day.
Women, are you ever in the mood for pussy?
>>34438014I see we have different definitions of overhang
feeding femanon bruschetta made from scratch
>>34438045No.
>>34438049I'm going to sick my goons on you if you steal any more of my special techniques
>>34438048its okay. im glad to help teach you
>>34438055Didn't you say you were leaving
>>34438060what
>>34438038lol she wasnt my gf or anything. its all argentinian women with a literal fat bastard
Is a romantic relationship fundamentally incompatible if I can't stand any of their friends and don't ever want to interact with them? It's not even about specific people, but the type of clique they associate with. Is a relationship doomed in this situation? Do I need to become comfortable with their friends?
For the Virgin menIf you wait too long to have sex, it damages your brain. Take it from me. I’m 41. Not a virgin by definition, but I only had 2 experiences when I was 22 years old. Nothing since. I know basically nothing about sex. I didn’t learn anything. Anyways, that was 19 years ago. Nothing has happened in 19 years. I am so disconnected now that although I do see women attractive, sex is so far off the table that I know it will never happen again. There is no desire. Even if a gorgeous woman were to try to seduce me. I would not want to do it. Because it is not a possibility, sex is so foreign that it doesn’t seem real. I genuinely think it’s because I did not get comfortable with sex at the age you’re suppose to, early to mid 20s. It didn’t happen. So now my brain is permanently damaged. Food for thought.
>>34438068Yeah I can't find it, anons don't threaten us with good misery porn
>>34438072>Even if a gorgeous woman were to try to seduce me. I would not want to do itYou're free.
>>34437878The dream of having visible abs at least once in my life
>>34438073127 is the 31st prime number
I wonder how fat chubby chaser femanon is herself.
how much motion do u need to make up for having a micropeen
>>34437813>>34437764ngl after some time to myself I remembered her BIL (who is my friend, who I knew for a year before meeting her) talking about getting mad for catching her and her now-ex making out on his couch and I wonder if there was more to it than that because even though they're a conservative christian family it must've been something worse and I'm starting to get the ick thinking about it.Honestly feels like I'm cured.
>>34438093You need Type A Nigga motionhttps://youtu.be/e0Mni4O-EfY
>>34438072Bro I'm not gonna live past 25, I don't give a fuck
>>34438080When I was in my early mid and late twenties, when I would see a good looking girl or if she interacted with me. I would feel a strong burning desire for sex. That is long gone now. I will recognize she’s attractive and like looking at her. For there is no desire for sex at all. I don’t even look at porn or masturbate anymore. It’s all pointless now
>>34438100You're just old
>>34438098That’s exactly what I said too. But here I am
>>34438100You've reached monkhood
>>34438091rude..im not fat at all
>>3443807226 year old virgin here. Never experienced any level of intimacy past a few dates that went nowhere. I fundamentally cannot imagine myself having sex, or even being in any way romantic whatsoever. I WANT to get a gf, but I genuinely don't know what I'd even do. If my literal crush asked to have sex with me, I'd probably still reject her out of fear of messing up.
>>34438097thats an unreasonable demand of motion
>>34438100>there is no desire for sex at all. I don’t even look at porn or masturbate anymore.I'm older but have never had sex, and I still get horny.>It’s all pointless nowDo something else with your life. Something better.
>>34438104I started to feel this way around 33 years old. I think there is more to it than aging. I lived too long in my life as a single man and without the touch of a woman. After so many years that cements into your brain. >>34438106I like to think so
>>34438108>rude..Why would that be rude?>im not fat at allYeah but we know your standards for fat are wack.
>>34438111basically the exact same situation of age and lack of experience but i dont really care that much desu, gonna breeze into wizard status.
>>34438111that’s what I’m talking about. That feeling will become far more cemented into your brain in the next 5 years if there is no change.>>34438114>I still get hornyLegit horny from seeing a woman outside? Or horny from watching porn out of boredom that then gives you a boner? If it’s the latter, that’s porn addition. Artificial arousal. It’s not real horniess
>>34438117>Why would that be rude?because fat looks yucky on women>Yeah but we know your standards for fat are wacklol fair enough, if you wanna going based on bmi, mine is 18 and im sub 100 lbs + in the process of losing weight too.
>>34438122Hot.
>>34438122What is it that appeals about big fellas?
>>34438126the size difference and just how much of him there is to grab. its not just a fetish either, i'd love to date and eventually marry a fat man too. im truly obsessed with them.
>>34438121>Legit horny from seeing a woman outside?Well, no not so much. Most women outside aren't very attractive. The attractive ones are way too young for me.>Or horny from watching porn out of boredom that then gives you a boner? No, I still watch porn because I get horny, not the other way around. Or to be honest, the type of porn I like helps with the sense of loneliness.
She's cute and friendly, but spergy. Like, really spergy. Should I go for it and see where it goes or no? State sex with answer.
>>34438113You got a micropeen bro. Desperate times call for desperate measures
>>34438061gold box gayman in atoga?
APRIL 26TH, IT WILL HAPPEN.
>>34438133Female. Rizz em with them tism. I will now see myself out.
>>34438133M, no. Once your balls are empty you'll think she's completely insufferable.
>>34438139Nani?
>>34438133M. You should give her to me.
>>34438144Heil Kitler!
I was a celebrity in the 2010s
>>34438146He has a question, don’t read too much into it.
I thought I was too smart to actually start hating women because of porn but now it has ruined me. I want girls but I also hate them, my brain and personality has been ruined by it.
>>34438144Heil Kitler
>>34438147Cool, which 1
>>34438150Bad anon. Don’t do it again
>>34438126She's mentally ill as evidenced by her anorexia
Femanon, can you please lock me in a chastity cage and drip hot wax on my balls?
>>34438139>>34438144April 26 is the day that every singletogan will meet their future husband/wife and live happily ever afterAPRIL 26 IS COMING
>>34438144Heil kitler
>>34438156What scent of casks do you like anon>>34438157I will be sleeping. You gotta get past the dog and he bites.
Anons do you believe in crystal magic? Me, not really but we carry some bracelets and sun catchers for believers. Amethyst is pretty (purple is my favorite color).
>>34438144Heil Kitler !
>>34438154I only did it once!
>>34438163>weWho
>>34438156dudes being into this has gotta be the yuckiest shit imaginable barring downright illegal activities
Women thoughts on being sealed in a large barrel and buried underground
>>34438163I can accept the possibility it works on some level, but it's un-Christian to actually engage with it and probably not worth the trouble anyway. Same with pagan gods, seances, and other stuff like that.
>>34438163It's pretty magical how crystals can vibrate at a constant frequency, brining frankly ridiculous accurate timing to electronic devices and the entire modern world.
>>34438156The bar for girls is in hell.... Some men are fine with just hot wax and a cage, you don't even have to have sex with them but somehow that's a massive turnoff. What is even the logic here, you get the benefits of a boyfriend without having to do emotional or sexual labour
>>34438163I think it's a bunch of snake oil, but I cant deny that crystal stuff is very aesthetically pleasing. A lot of occult stuff is.
>>34438175>you don't even have to have sex with them but somehow that's a massive turnoffwhy would women NOT want to have sex? Women dont like eunuchs or tiny dicks either, why would they *want* a dude who explicitly is into now having sex? Think before you post bro this is just silly
>>34438155>anorexiashort ppl exist too anon
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y0ZCbKKaJYYYep.... They just don't make em' like they used do... *SIIIIIIP*
>>34438172Electronics may as well be magic to my dumb ass past a certain point. What little I do know astounds me.
>>34437990Gbh?https://youtu.be/tVaPaJZnkaw
>>34438155don't believe for a second that's a biological woman
>>34438179Nta, but why do dead bedroom situations happen then? It's not because of the men. Women get in relationships with men they aren't sexually attracted to all the time.
>>34438188:[ so any rude ppl today
>>34437990https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-IG4LHIG7QThe only people I've met who used GHB (they called it "waters") were batshit crazy thugs and bartards
>>34437992what about becoming a Better Man™?
>>34438188I think it's just a very mentally disturbed one not setting off my tranny detector
>>34438166My workplace >>34438169No I think I would like to be cremated. Or whatever the most environment friendly option for getting rid of the body would be.
>>34438139April 18th you emergency services moids better be on your tip topping swoon behavior.
the /atoga/ polycule sheet leaked
>>34438198Who the fuck names their kids Soliloquy and Kimchi?
>>34438179But most women don't want to have sex with most men, isn't having a carnivore husband their ideal compromise for the vast majority? They still get the benefits of being in a relationship, tax stuff, kids, money etc etc.
>>34438198Those aren't atogans, that's kimchi's fluid chain.
>>34438198>asexual is named AceThis is just lazy writing.
Am I fetishizing asian women if I find them more physically attractive than other girls? For some reason I find the facial features of asian women to be more attractive than girls of other races, but am I fetishizing them?
>>34438194Alive I meant
>>34438208Are you also asian?
>>34438208Probably
He has been sodomized.He has been homosexually and anally raped.
>>34438209You guys are being rood tonight. Do I get to choose what goes in the barrel with me?
>>34438202>But most women don't want to have sex with most menthey but they DO like having sex with the men they actually like lol>They still get the benefits of being in a relationship, tax stuff, kids, money etc etc.not being able to intimately connect via sex is a core part of most human relations
>>34438185>Electronics may as well be magicThat's kind of my point. There is so much actual magic to the natural world and technology, I don't really see the point in looking for silly fake magic.Learning to build digital circuits makes you feel like a wizard.The fact that humans have figured out how to cram 10 billion transistors onto a chip smaller than my little finger nail, and wired them up to function as various logical and arithmetic instructions is magical. And the whole modern world depends on this.
>>34438198Nah too white
>>34438213I'm mixed asian yea, but that shouldn't matter. >>34438214wdym by probably
>>34438208Would you still date or marry a girl of a different race? If I looked through the last 5 girls you asked out, would they all be Asian?Do you aspire to have Asian kids?Preference ~= Fetish>>34438221>I'm mixed asian yeaOh, I don't think having a racial bias for something you already are isn't a fetish, even if you're only partially that race.
Today I learned there are different names for the barrel sizes. Who wants to be shipped off to see in a port pipe?
>>34438216One thing
>>34438217>they but they DO like having sex with the men they actually like lolBut most girls don't marry a man they like like >not being able to intimately connect via sex is a core part of most human relationsYeah but most marriages have dead bedroomsLike in an ideal world you'd marry the man you want to have sex with but girls aren't doing that
>>34438228I don't know why.
>>34438224>Would you still date or marry a girl of a different race?Yea sure. >If I looked through the last 5 girls you asked out, would they all be Asian?No. I just find the black hair and the softer feminine features to be really attractive man idk what it is but it triggers a lot of neurons for me.
>>34438218Agreed and well said.
I see it's another episode of "If my future girlfriend/wife isn't fucking me every time I'm horny, she's not attracted to me and is thinking of Chad".
>>34438221No, it matters on others opinion on what is tribally natural to you. You are only fetishising if you are any race but the one you like. And it's perfectly explainable to find people that look similar to you attractive. Fetishism starts when you're reducing a stereotype into their personality, which is pretty rare to be racist against your own genetics.
>>34438230Ok you're going in with nothing
>>34438226How many femanons can with fit in one of those and smuggle past the controlled imperial ports
It is time for a penis to slide through your anus. And for semen to flood your rectum.Please do not resist.
>>34438236It doesn't even matter how hard you try.
Do you think that the men on /atoga/ are graduates of the Online Rape Academy?
>>34438235>You are only fetishising if you are any race but the one you like.That isn't true at all. If I were asian, it would still be possible to fetishize asian women if I started reducing them into a stereotype.
>>34438234That's not what I said, I was making the point about bar being low as there are men who are fine without sex
>>34438245>tfw no Rapewarts acceptance letter
>>34438245wtf no invite
>>34438246I didn't say it was impossible. I said it was rare, and it's pretty retarded of someone to do that.
>>34438250You're a bigot.
>>34438245>>34438241At least one if not four posters could qualify.Where is rape schizo poster? Is he lost in the online hallway? Or getting swirlied?
>>34438245M*therless dot com being branded rape academy is just horrible journalism, I used to fap there as a teenager and I turned out fine
>>34438253>le name call crying
>>34438226>Who wants to be shipped off to see in a port pipe?
Women into get horny and want sex as a subconscious reproductive mechanism. Once they have kids and get old their brain thinks "job completed" and switches that feature off. Men can have kids for way longer than women so they don't have this.
>>34438255If you masturbated to irl rape content then you did not, in fact, turn out well
>>34438255What was the deal with that site
>>34438245Another Note.Can we stop having onion articles be real life?
>>34438261It provided instructions to men on how to roofie their girlfriends and wives and invite other men to gang bang them
>>34438228I take my the biggest hammer I can fit
>>34438262There was a witch shop in the township I lived in for part of a year that sold petrified raccoon penis pendants. I sadly missed the chance to get one, wear it around my neck, and show off to women I met on online dating sites.
>>34438245I graduated with honors. My thesis was “An Exhaustive and Authoritative Inquiry into the Seminal Paradigms of Rape: A Magnum Opus of Unprecedented Erudition and Definitive Synthesis.”
>>34438259It doesn't have real rape and never has had any.>>34438261It's just a porn site with a history in rekt/gore content so most big brands avoid it. Hence content is mostly amateurish
>>34438257We pirates now?
>>34438262Raccoons and many other mammals have a bone in their penis called a Baculum. Human males don't though.
I miss him but he's too big
Femanons, what is your type?
>>34438275FAT
>>34438277*jiggles at u*
>>34438275You know
>>34438121>That feeling will become far more cemented into your brain in the next 5 years if there is no change.I'm going on vacation in a month to Eastern Europe in hopes I can at least get with some hostel sluts. If I succeed, I'll prob go to France for new years. If I fail, I'm straight up just gonna go to SEA in hopes of rizzing up some easy mode sluts. I don't believe in prostitution
>>34438208Having a preference isn't fetishization.Don't get caught in the modern culture weeds.
>>34438273Yes but that doesn't explain the gay implications.
>>34438274Fat?
>>34438275Weeb cat boi bf
>>34438297Can you give an example of one?
>>34438277>tfw skinnyskellybros...
>>34438274Yeah, I get that a lot ifyouknowwhatimsaying
>>34438297>tfw I don't qualify anymore since I'm not a weeb anymoreMeow... :(
>>34438275Lelouch Vi Britannia
>>34438305I can’t just cite a specific person.
>>34438315based
>>34438314Did you live to Japan? Is that why you don’t? Living the dream anon.
>>34438317Well then I don't know what you mean by "weeb cat bf".
>>34438248>yer a bastard 'ARRY
What is your favorite level design aesthetic? Don’t know why but I like desert levels even though I hate the sand irl. Them and the mushroom forests.
>>34438321I made a list of every anime that I wanted to see. And then I watched my list. And then I didn't feel like I was "missing out" anymore, so I was free to stop watching anime.Finished with Ashita no Joe and I have no regrets.
>>34438329I like casino levels. Yes I like Sonic the Hedgehog.
>>34438321nta but i feel like living in japan is heavenly early on then nightmarish as time drags on as a foreigner
I just can't imagine any woman thinking sexually of me.I don't even think I am that ugly, I just don't feel like I give up "Macho" vibes but neither a twink look either.
An onlyfans account literally makes a woman go from being a 9 or 10 to like a 2 in my eyes
>>34438338auramaxx
>>34438329I dont have a particular motif or trope in mind, but Stormveil and Stormveil Castle are probably my absolute favorite aesthetic and feeling zones of all time.
>>34438308How big
>>34438329>What is your favorite level design aesthetic?Kind of hard to map in one answer, but if I had to try it would be something like "Liminal Dreamscape" type stuff. Things like >Dive to the Heart>World that Never Was>End of the WorldIn Kingdom Hearts>Karesh in WoW>Shang Ri La in Black Ops 1 Zombies>Midgard in FF7>Depths of Mementos in Persona 5>Astel's arena in Elden Ring
>>34438340Post eyes
>>34438245How many femanons are aroused by ragebaiting like this?
>>34438338>I just don't feel like I give up "Macho" vibesThat is for gay male magazines and women older than 50.
>>34438348how big what
>>34438360not enough
So is making friends in college just swimming through piles of shit until you find something worth keeping?
>>34438372No?Just join clubs that interest you
>>34438362it is
>>34438379what is "it"
>>34438340ThisWhoreishness is never attractive
Why do women hate us men so much now? We are the most feminist and conscientious generation of men to exist and girls hate us for it
>>34438380You know
>>34438384Because women are waking up to the fact that men are mentally incapable of seeing them as human.
>>34438385If you really want to know, 7 inches.
>>34438387Nice :)
>>34438384Every fucking leftist spews nothing but misandrist garbage and you're shocked that the women who absorb it have certain views?
>>34438386You clearly don't see men as human either
>>34438395Indulging in whataboutism means that you have no real argument against me.
>>34438389Thank you anon
>>34438380It's IT
>>34438386>>34438391Nobody does this, are you telling me girls go online into spaces where they see hateful speech and project that on every male that exists? What's wrong with you all? If you got a real boyfriend you'd notice how caring and loving guys are, instead you watch miseryporn
>>34438403>U ONLY HAVE PROBLEMS WITH MEN BECAUSE UR BRAINWASHEDNope, it's due to actual real lived experience.
>>34438404I've never seen girl be hurt by a man, I don't believe you, I'm sorry
>>34438403>girls go online into spaces where they see hateful speech and project that on every male that exists?It is males posting tho. No woman has the time to larp here giving males a bad rap that isn't already transitioning themselves.
>>34438404You've seen every man in existence abuse a woman?
I want to hurt cocks
>>34438416pls no
>>34438415Didn't say every man, just talking about my lived experience. Since men are allowed to use their lived experiences to justify hating women, I can use mine to justify hating men. It's only fair.
This is Atoga not Htoga
>>34438423How to ask other gender anything
Just because he prefers alternative forms of sexual intercourse does not mean he should be ridiculed.
>>34438425No, it is legal to bully you in an online anonymous forum.
>>34438384I like a lot of things about men but I do expect to have a negative experience overall when interacting with a man for an extended period of time. And it's not even that a lot of them are awful people but they do enough tiny shitty things over time and it wears you down and makes you resentful.
>>34438427Why aren't you talking about how sovereignty over the entire West Bank should be ceded to Jordan so it can be their problem instead of Israel's?
>>34438428What kinda shitty things can a man even do that aren't outright illegal and therefore punishable?
>>34438424You have been masturbated and sodomized. You have had a man's penis ejaculate in both of your nostrils and ear holes. Your eardrums and sinuses are now flooded with cum.
>>34438430And I'm being serious, there's cheating but I can't think of anything else. Maybe leaving shit stains on the toilet but that's just men being nasty animals, not really grounds for hating us as a gender
>>34438429The 10% of the Israeli population that lives in illegal settlements there wouldn't like it.
These MILFs know exactly what they're doing when they go grocery shopping in those tight jeans lol they love making young men like me stare.
>>34438432>I can't think of anything elseThis is precisely the problemYou don't even realize you're an asshole
>>34438404>>34438418Lived experience is such a fuckass argument. Trying to use solely anecdotal ("lived") experience as evidence is how academia got to the point where "autoethnography" and "me-search" bullshit is now normalized in graduate theses. But that is the end product of a broader selfishness and self-centeredness in our society that schools have failed to filter out, piggybacking on shit like the "critical turn" and "radical", "postcoolonial" strains of thought in various social sciences that turned those disciplines into a joke.
Man says “you’re so cute” a bunch of times while making out, should I be offended?
>>34438434They're already encouraged to live in those settlements for the very specific reason that secular Israelis in places like Tel Aviv don't like them or want anything to do with them.
>>34438438anon is obviously baiting you
men of /atoga/, you keep up with good dental hygiene, right?
>>34438440Say "JUST cute? You can do better than that." That kind of tough-love correction worked for me when women I was doing the heavy petting with used it on me, anyway. In the field of language education the term is "spot-checking". Sometimes you have to treat a male partner like your pupil.
>>34438439Lol, now men want to stop using "muh lived experience" after women use it against them.
>>34438442Yeah but what else have I got going on I've eaten like half a loaf of Italian bread and I can't think of any good questions
>>34438438>>34438442I'm trying to and you just shoot me down, how are we assholes?
>>34438448fair enough
>>34438444I brush my teeth with a bottle of jack, like Kesha.
>>34438448french toast sounds impecable rn
>>34438451That’s hot
>>34438441Most settlers aren't religious fanatics, only the ones building new settlements that other Israelis will later move into because of the cheap rents. That doesn't change the problem anyway, no way will Israel ever allow Jordan to have sovereignty over the Israelis in the West Bank, and no way will they give up possibility of establishing more settlements without a civil war.
>>34438446I’m not doing that. Either he think I’m beautiful and wants to say it or not
Are women The Wretched of the Earth, and men their imperialist colonizers?
F reporting in. I started a temp job not long ago. I am falling in love with my supervisor, we have a lot in common and I like his energy. Do I have to wait until i'm not a temp anymore to see if there's anything there? I need him so bad, I haven't had sex in a couple of years but now I want to
>>34438449I can't decide if I should feel bad for your family or blame them for you.>>34438454I'm not that organized I'm tearing off chunks and dipping them in butter. I'm hungry and unmotivated. But yeah that does sound good.
>>34438462You're just in love with the fact that he's your boss, you're a born sub.
Why do I get the feeling most men here would be like the guys who hook up with The Love Witch and then immediately die after fucking her?
Men are demons from hell
Being fucked by a man would be pretty nice rn ngl
im 21 and never had a bf, im so sad, someone be my bf pretty pls
There is absolutely no fucking way I can compete with the Clit Sucker 9000 with ten different vibration settings
>>34438465I've had male bosses before, this has nothing to do with that you fucking creep kys
>>34438474Women are so lewd.
>>34438468casual sex having males should die, i'm all for it
>>34438477MRate your personality and your physical attractiveness. I have a 9/10 personality and physically im a 7.8/10
>>34438485ive posted my face on a soc thread a while back and got 4/10s so i'll go with tthatpersonality tho, i really have no clue, i dont have any mental issues or anything if that helps.
>>34438486Have you tried talking to men?
>>34438487does on discord count? or the guy im partnered with in my lab class once a week? idk
>>34438469Why do you think that?
>>34438477What, you don't like it when your sorority sisters rub their toes on your face and shit in your mouth?
How do men kiss women knowing that multiple cocks have been in her mouth?
>>34438444I hate brushing my teeth so much. They're all yellow and crooked anyway what's the point.
>>34438490By remembering that she's bisexual and her tongue has also been inside another woman's pussy and ass
>>34438474>>34438477Male hands
>>34438493Crooked teeth can be cute, but how does an unclean mouth not drive you nuts? Future you wont be very happy when you get cavities though anon, dental pain is no joke, go brush your teeth.
My mum tried to force me to write a thank you note to the teacher who molested me. Thanking him for introducing me to sex.Has anyone else here had this experience?
>>34438497i first thought to take a pic of my hands to post them to prove to you that im a female but my hands are kinda manish so maybe nothowever i do wish i was male to be honest
>>34438498I already have fillings and stuff but I brush my teeth daily I just hate it>Crooked teeth can be cuteIdk what you're picturing. I also have an overbite
Is it normal for a guy to prefer playing with my pussy lips rather than my boobs?Is it offensive when no one say bless you after you sneeze?
>>34438486What rating would you give yourself? What do you enjoy doing for fun, what motivates you?
Good girls and bad girls deserve to be bombarded with kisses.
I think severe depression can cure avoidance
>>34438505How does that work
>>34438506I stopped caring and now I’m not afraid anymore
>>34438429Jordinians assert hospitality without land ownership. Israel wants the West Bank to be their problem.
>>34438507Have you really
>>34438509Baby steps
>>34438491By brushing their teeth right before so she will want to kiss them.
>>34438499I ran to my mom after a girl who just moved into the neighborhood exposed herself to me, forced me to touch her chest, and tried to force me to touch her crotch. I was put in trouble for interrupting an adult conversation. I was 5-6 at the time. My parents continued to force me to be around this girl for years afterwards and acted like it was cute that the liked me. No one tried to stop her.
I was really hoping that out of the 7 matches that I got this week, one would want to go on a date tomorrow. I guess there’s still a few hours left but if I don’t get a text soon, it’s probably over and I’m going to be really sad
>>34438510How has it changed your life
>>34438514Lessened my perfectionism
is it true a man's balls start to hurt or grow bigger if he doesn’t cum in a long time?
>>34438518Only if I'm edging for a while. Not just hanging around doing nothing
women if a guy kisses you good night at the door at the end of the first date, how would you respond if he texted you "are you still horny from kissing me?" two hours later?
>>34438518Not in my experience. They do feel sort of swollen after a while but the actual size doesn't change.
>>34438521By sending a selfie from under his bed.
>>34438521Ghost him
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