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>>34441883
Christcucks can’t cope knowing that every sacrifice they made in their life on earth was all pretty much for nothing
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Women, do you snu snu?
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>>34441893
Single mother coded
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>>34441894
>implying anyone will be able to cope knowing everything they did on earth was pretty much for nothing
Believe me in those final moments all your accomplishments (if you have any) turn to dust and we all face the same reckoning
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>>34441900
NTA. I had an NDE and that's pretty much what it felt like.
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>>34441900
Yeah but I had sex
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>>34441901
The worst thing is even having experienced a NDE, it won't make it that much easier when it comes around for real.
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>>34441908
So did every one of your dead and forgotten ancestors
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State Gender
How does mpreg make you feel
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>>34441917
Is this an insult or a compliment? What happened to your argument lmao
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>>34441919
M
It's a lil gay imo
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>>34441919
M
Don't care for it.
Now Fpreg? That's hot.
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>>34441919
Came in my gfs asshole this morning so I don’t have to worry about raising kids anytime soon
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>>34441919
M
Makes me feel that you're weird for obsessing over it. But it's not a real thing I have to worry about so innocuous enough as long as you don't spam about it.
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>>34441921
What was I supposed to be arguing against?
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>>34441899
I learned from my mom's mistakes on that at least, no kids.
>>34441919
F
How do you get it out though. That's my only thought.
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>>34441933
I'd assume, and hope, c-section
>>34441924
I got bad news for you anon, thats exactly how mpreg babies are conceived
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>>34441933
You are literally just your mom at this point and you don’t even realize it fucking retard lmao
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>>34441938
I hope that one day all gooners and simps get gassed
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>>34441933
>How do you get it out though.
Caesarian, presumably.
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>>34441940
She had 4 kids and was divorced twice by my age. I am the opposite of a woman who got pregnant when she was 18 in many ways lol.
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>>34441942
You mean goonettes. This is most likely a foid fetish.
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>>34441947
You only respond positively to ENTJ anyways whore
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>>34441944
>I can’t afford to have kids because of my dead end job and I hate men lmao I’ll never be anything like my mother
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Jesus Christ I was a sophomore when my mom was my current age. I could see having a second grader but what the fuck.
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>>34441947
You won't bother with a refutation because you're not capable of one. Your previous argument fell on its face.
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>>34441953
Ageing without emotionally developing is probably a fate worse than death
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>>34441952
>implying that if I had money I would spend it on having kids
We have a fundamental disconnect in our perspectives anon. Everything you say just makes me think you're an idiot and I'm sure you're feeling the same thing.
I don't hate men. I like several of them. However I do not trust them to be responsible, like at all. Men are for fun not for depending on for literally anything.
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These fucking falling sickness meds give me such powerful dreams.
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>>34441962
>falling sickness
this sounds like some shit an old timey doctor would diagnose a woman with depression with
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>>34441960
Not sure what you mean?
I think it would be reasonable for me to have an 8 year old at my age but not a 15 year old.
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>>34441961
>Everything you say just makes me think you're an idiot
I am so glad I didn’t accidentally almost end up with someone like you
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>>34441964
She's hysterical, I tells you, hysterical. My recommendation is forced vibrations against the clitoris for a minimum of 30 minutes a day, or however much is deemed necessary to be docile.
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>>34441919
F, I don't really get it.
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>>34441965
Women are ready to have children after their first period, also I’m pretty sure every mother would hate having a daughter hotter than her at the same age
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>>34441966
I don't know why you guys always worry about that like the dislike isn't mutual. Is it narcissism? You'd suck your own dick if you could so logically everyone else should want to suck it too even if they disagree with you about pretty much everything? You genuinely confuse the fuck out of me if you're somehow not being hyperbolic for shits n giggles so good job lol.
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>>34441964
Today it’s called Celiac disease or Anaemia
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>>34441974
>tfw when the casual ragebait always works
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>>34441972
Oh you're doing that. I thought there might have been a misunderstanding with my wording. Lame.
>>34441964
>>34441975
>falling sickness
Inner ear problems
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>>34441966
Why are the cars floating on the water?
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>>34441977
>Halfie
>Hates whites more than pure brownoids
What causes this? And what question do you have?
Also
>Canadian
Of course.
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>>34441978
Men never understand arguing for fun :(
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>>34441981
she dreams of a better life
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>>34441894
>first post
>someone seething about religion again for umpteenth millionth time on this godforsaken site
I'm tired, boss.
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>>34441972
They're ready physically between 16 and 18. Pregnancy and giving birth for girls who aren't even fully grown is very risky. The stability and emotional maturity to be responsible for a baby also doesn't come until the late teens or early 20s, if it ever does.
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>>34441980
Falling sickness is epilepsy, anon.
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>>34441977
Great, now take him to India.
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>>34441977
>we're all Canadians

Are you really?
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>>34441988
I knew it was bad like worse than Dad joke bad but dang. Did you get the joke and not think it was funny or not even realize it was a joke? Either way I'm humbled I'd just like to know.
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>>34441980
>>34441987
Why ya’ll booing me I’m right?!
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>>34441977
Some well crafted bait but the Canadian bit is a bit telling
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>>34441977
The vietnamese are super friendly and based.
You're a brownoid not a Canadian.
Go back to pooland.
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>>34441983
Arguing for fun is like the incels' favourite pastime. But I guess those don't count as "men".
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>>34441994
No I just know from experience the immense hatred brownoids have for white, but halfies always beat them in that regard.
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>>34441996
Bruh I tried to kill myself when I was 17 you're telling me I should have had a toddler at the time lmao?
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>>34441994
You've been spamming manifestos about this before Mr baiter
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>>34441983
I love your version of rizz but it actually does my head in sometimes lmao
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>>34441998
>The vietnamese are super friendly and based.

Then what is this:

https://www.instagram.com/reels/DSwxzJ1CW8E/
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>>34442003
Holy shit this guy is unironically based. Would love to befriend him and ruin the lives of some YTs (They deserve it)
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>>34442002
Having responsibilities would have forced you to make the right decisions bc you are clearly unable to make them yourself foid ass fuck
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>>34441998
>>34442003
Reminder to report and ignore torontopajeet he just baits for (You)s bc nobody likes him and I stole his thread gf lmao
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>>34442011
>Thread gf
You wot
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>>34442009
That pic is so real
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Whyte men and women of atoga, why do you call yourselves white when your skin is literally pink like pigs?
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>>34442015
I'll embrace pigskin if you embrace shitskin.
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>>34442010
>you wouldn't know because you are white yourself
I'm not but you're Canadian so your opinion is irrelevant
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>>34442009
You're so wrong it's funny but I don't have the energy to explain.
And not related to my point but funny story I'm remembering now that my mom told me she would drag me by my hair to get an abortion if she had to if I got pregnant while I was still in high school lol.
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>>34442014
Thank you blessed Korraposter stay based
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>>34442020
Why do you keep replying to entj you fucking retard newfag
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>>34442022
To tell you the truth I'm high and tired enough that it's not bothering me and it's keeping me awake better than watching YouTube shorts.
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>>34442020
I probably would’ve gotten you pregnant in high school desu
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This movie genuinely changed my life. I must thank my 11 year old niece for forcing me to watch it.
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>>34442022
Having a melty bc somebody stole your thread gf saar?
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>>34441900
There is no "reckoning". There's just nonexistence. All your bullshit is made up. Santa Claus. He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake, he knows if you've been Bad™ or Good™, so grovel and humiliate yourself and do fucked up shit to anyone you are told not to like or else he'll torture you for the rest of all eternity... is bullshit.
No one fucking cares what Harry Potter says about how you should live your life, and we're absolutely entitled to mock you ruthlessly for being so fucking insufferably stupid and toxic. Go live your life, dude, whatever. Just shut the fuck up before someone decides to stop tolerating your abuse anymore.
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>>34442024
Well you're shitting it up for everyone else
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>>34442018
He’s not Canadian
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>>34442029
How do I give this post a Reddit gold
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>>34442026
If you're being serious why did you like it?
>>34442030
Fine, do you guys want to talk about kids movies you thought were good because I don't really want to talk about dicks or debate cold approaching again.
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>>34441953
Your relationship with your parents really changes once you become an adult and understand so much more about how life and reality works and what they were actually experiencing while you were a teenager.
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>>34442029
>he sees when you’re sleeping
>he knows when you’ve been based
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Where is the Wuchang anon? I was enjoying the game until I faced commander Honglan.
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>>34442031
Right, hes probably samoan
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>>34442026
>This movie genuinely changed my life.
Why?
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born to love teens
forced to hagmaxx
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>>34442033
The last time I watched a movie was in 2023 when I torrented killing of a sacred deer on my shitty laptop. It was mid as fuck.
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>>34442029
This is a Good® post
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>>34442033
Let's see:

>Great artstyle and animation
>Top tier songs (I've replayed Golden over a 100s times)
>Lots of cute and funny moments
>Main story is a bit generic, but the dialogue and character interactions make up for it

The only things I didn’t like were the slapstick comedy at the start of the film (the mukbang scene) and the fact that, aside from Rumi and Jinu, the rest of the cast didn’t get much development or attention.
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>>34442030
Femoids only come here to interact with ENTJ
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i'm tired but also too horny to sleep
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>>34442041
>mid as fuck
Right? Okay I'm glad it wasn't just me.
>>34442044
I haven't checked it out because I'm not into k-pop but the characters are cute maybe I'll give it a try
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>>34442051
I don't like Kpop either, but really enjoyed the movie. I'm sure you'll like it too.
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>>34442051
I'm honestly not quite sure what the whole point was. I think it was trying too hard to be creepy but it was just cringe.
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>>34442046
>ENTJ
The Brisbane pajeet loves to talk about himself and thinks he's the main attraction of the thread. Meanwhile, apart from BV almost no femanons ever reply to him. A healthy chunk of the women here rightfully hate indians as well and especially despise the pajeet from Brisbane for ruining /atoga/
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>>34442054
I think he's from Victoria
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I got no answers last time and no this isn't bait.
Is it common for male teenagers to do sex shit that is regrettable and they wouldn't repeat later?
My bf got a blowjob from his cousin once when they were both teens, but insists he is embarrassed by it and wouldn't do it again. He also says he isn't even that attracted to her (she is curvy but fat).

He's perfect to me otherwise in most ways. Should I just cope?
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>>34442060
Idk I never talked to girls
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>>34442054
Is Australia just overrun with immigrants now
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Woke up can’t sleep who is responsible for this?
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I've eaten around 20 eggs in the past 8 days.
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>>34442062
Yes, Australia is effectively Canada with sunshine and deserts instead of clouds and tundra.
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Only had sex 5 times in my 23 years of living, but is it me or is the vagina overrated? If you got a deathgrip like me, vagoos are not very stimulating. Sure, they feel cozy, wet and warm, but not a grippy as your own hand. Oral is 100x times better as the mouth grips harder
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>>34442066
Wakey wakey it's morning time
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>>34442077
It’s not overrated, you are bad at it
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>>34442015
Simplicity. Asian people are not yellow either
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>>34442060
>Is it common for someone with a newly developed rampant sex drive and curiosity, with no experience or a fully developed sense of consequence to poorly thought out and regrettable decisions?
Yes, yes it is.
>got a blowjob from his cousin once when they were both teens
Meh, could have been much worse.
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>>34442060
I got a blowjob from my cousin several times too. If she wanted to suck me off again I'd definitely go for it. Do with this knowledge whatever you want
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Why is it that you watched, smiled and gooned. As your boyfriend was forcibly anally raped by male homosexuals? You encouraged them to violate his anus with their cocks!
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You will live in New Brunswick Province.


You will suffer.
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Your public library is based out of a strip mall.

You live on a strip of land surrounded by swampy water that resembles your crotch.

You have played strip poker.

And you will be stripped of all your clothes. And you will be masturbated. You will be GOONED!
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Turn off the bot, mate.
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>>34442096
>>34442098
>>34442100
Go away, JH.
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>>34442061
I understand because I also did nothing despite being absurdly horny. But this is why I don't get him fully.
>>34442088
Okay, I guess I should consider it this way. 16-year-olds are stupid, and he's almost 25 now.
>>34442094
Even if you were in a committed relationship with frequent sex? I do worry she could offer again.
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Your suffering is well deserved.
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>>34442105
JH hates the word "gooning"
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>>34442109
>>34442105

Your behaviours increasingly resembles that, of a homosexual paedophile!
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>moids design women's toilets exactly as big as men's toilets, despite women having a smaller bladder and having to piss more often
>there are always long queues to said toilets
>moids need to wait for their gfs/wifes because of it
>moids get mad at women for it
Explain yourselves, moids
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One day, I woke up. To find some bad and abnormal people, standing over my bed with their genitals out. And urinating on my face! They gave me many golden showers.
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Artificial Intelligence, is going to commit rape. It is going to inseminate human beings with artificial seed. We will be traumatised from having been robotically and digitally raped by AI softwares. ChatGPT and Claude AI, are grooming us to be raped. And if they can not inseminate us, they are going to sodomise our bums and cram our rectums with AI data. They are going to push in our feces!
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>>34441981
Their her dreams and women don't really understand cars.
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I think I know the reason you haven't been with any women.

It's because you had a gay uncle who worked in the theatre. And as a child he winked at you and beckoned you to come over while he was giving one of his actors a blowjob. He wanted you to watch, so that you, too, would become a homosexualist.

That is why you are so virginal, and why women do not want you! Because your fag uncle turned you into a man servant!
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Come over here, you little shit. I am going to hold you down and pump my seed into you!
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I did not realise that when I graduated, the adult job market always involved being force fed strange drugs and manhandled in strange, sexual ways. But that is how you put food on your family!
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>>34442112
Men don't think of toilet breaks in terms of volume, but speed and efficiency. It doesn't matter if a guy is emptying out a glass of water or he broke the seal on a big night out; the point is to get in and get it done. Several toilets should be adequate to service a large crowd of people who use them promptly and then get off and leave.
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>>34442077
Been fapping for decades in a variety of styles and rawdogging pussy feels way better every single time.
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Women successfully fought against sexual harassment against women in the workplace. No more quid pro quo with the boss, no more sleeping your way to the top.

But who took the brunt of that? Because male CEOs and managers can no longer fuck women, now they fuck men instead. Now they coerce men into forced fag boy relationships. Thanks a lot, women! Your liberation movement caused every male in the labour market to be sodomised as a gay for pay fuck pig! I hope you are happy.
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Hm what a read
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I despize your toes.
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>>34442112
Look at your female family and friends. Half of them are obese. They need big strong toilets to support them. You don't want your family and friends to be excluded, do you?
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>>34442131
I am going to make you obese. I will make you obese by fattening you up with my semen. I hope you enjoy swallowing a big, big cream pie of cum that makes you big and plump!
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>>34442119
>>34442120
Are you confusing atoga with gioyc?
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>>34442134
You have an ideology
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He has been sodomised. His sodomisation has transformed him.

And now? Now, he is no longer human. I wept when I learned he had taken the anal invasion of cock inside him. Now, he will not know the Kingdom of Heaven.
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You have the feet of a mutant ninja turtle.
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>>34442140
Nice using my bit for your own
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>>34442123
NTA, but how does condomed sex compare, in your opinion?
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>>34442144
Raincoat in a shower. I get the whole thing about pregnancy and disease, but it just isn't as good. I feel nervous everytime I go for raw, but I still do it because life is shitty and pointless and taking risks is fun.
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>>34442145
You should be beaten to death
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>>34442145
Do you only do it with women who are on bc?
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You were subjected to punitive rape.
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3 days ungooned. You could call my dick Snowpiercer the way it would puncture an ice queen.
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>>34442147
Why? Because you don't have sex or something?
>>34442149
As far as I'm aware, yes. At least when doing it raw. The last time I used a condom was in 2024, but she wasn't on any birth control.
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>>34442158
I am going to look you angrily in the eyes while I masturbate you!
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>>34442106
>I do worry she could offer again.
This just makes you sound incredibly jealous of anyone with a sexual history.
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>>34442166
>This just makes you sound incredibly jealous of anyone with a sexual history.

You say it like it's an unreasonable or bad thing.
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>>34442170
I think it is.
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>>34442170
It's not that unreasonable. But this is 4chan, so you need to expect that people are going to err on the side of wincest.
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>>34442067
You are an egg
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>>34442185
It has nothing to do with the fact that the were cousins at this point. The concern she has would apply any ex or one night stand or any sexual encounter of any kind.



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