>Be 38yo loser, not a virgin but only ever dated a single women my entire life>Tried to date male friend I've known since elementary school but they decided they weren't gay.>Decade or so later they marry a tranny>Meanwhile I've basically given up and settled into life as a forever alone loser>Couple years later, tranny is abusing the fuck out of him, refuses to get a job yet demands money all the time, fucking other guys convincing him they have a "open relationship" while not letting him even touch another person.>His wife has shown interest in me but I'm not interested in them (They got bottom surgery and I'm not interested in fucking a open flesh wound.)>Friend is begging me to come fuck his tranny wife so he at least knows and trusts who theyre withWhat the fuck is even happening???
>>34443631these threads must be fakeliterally only some gay tranny fantasy threads on here every second thread
>>34443631>Tried to date male friend I've known since elementary school but he decided he wasn't gay.>Decade or so later he marries a trannySee how easy that is anon? I know you can do it, because you did it correctly in the very next sentence>>Couple years later, tranny is abusing the fuck out of *him*, refuses to get a job yet demands money all the time, fucking other guys convincing *him* they have a "open relationship" while not letting *him* even touch another person.Other than those significant quibbles, I'd give your larp a solid 6/10.
>>34443666>>34443796>When your life is so fucked up people assume it has to be LARP
>>34443631Why do dysfunctional people have relationships like this while I'm forced to play with myself?
>>34443631If I was in your friends situation I'd just leave the bitch. Open relationships are 100% a deal breaker for me. Most men get nothing out of them. Rather have my dignity than be a cuck.
>>34444059You wanna fuck the tranny or the dude?
>>34444063I've told him but hes afraid hell never find anyone again. Thats kinda legit cus thats how I am after I left the one bitch I ever dated thinking "haha I got laid once so it'll be easy to do again!" and BOY was I wrong.
>>34444063What bitch? That’s a man
>>34443631All the people involved should be euthanized.
>>34444247All three are dudes though. OP's larping about his lemon party fantasy and thinks the internet will be aghast.