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Anonymous
04/19/26(Sun)17:13:59 No.34446263

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Anonymous 04/19/26(Sun)17:13:59 No.34446263

How do you respond to this?
Without sounding mad

Anonymous
04/19/26(Sun)17:18:25 No.34446282

Anonymous 04/19/26(Sun)17:18:25 No.34446282

>>34446263
"I think a pearl necklace would look lovely on you. I've got one for you, do you want it?"

Type it and hit send

Anonymous
04/19/26(Sun)17:21:18 No.34446290

Anonymous 04/19/26(Sun)17:21:18 No.34446290

"How is your relationship with your father?"

Anonymous
04/19/26(Sun)18:06:04 No.34446413

Anonymous 04/19/26(Sun)18:06:04 No.34446413

>>34446263
Make up some story about working in a quartz mine in south America where you led a revolution and started a South American mineral miners union, then we're deported by the anti union government and had to find a new life in and gf and you signed up for the app yesterday and shes your first match.

Start message with, "funny story actually....."

Anonymous
04/19/26(Sun)20:28:11 No.34446871

Anonymous 04/19/26(Sun)20:28:11 No.34446871

>>34446263
Once you match with someone on a dating app you're supposed to get to know them in person as soon as possible, tell her to send you her number to talk to her so you can hang out in person, texting is useless.

Anonymous
04/19/26(Sun)20:31:16 No.34446880

Anonymous 04/19/26(Sun)20:31:16 No.34446880

>>34446263
tell her it looks dumb on her and that you can buy her a better one.

Anonymous
04/20/26(Mon)04:39:09 No.34447934

Anonymous 04/20/26(Mon)04:39:09 No.34447934

>>34446263
What's grey and comes in quarts?

an elephant

Anonymous
04/20/26(Mon)09:30:49 No.34448281

Anonymous 04/20/26(Mon)09:30:49 No.34448281

>>34447934
I don't get it bro. Im sorry.

Anonymous
04/20/26(Mon)09:40:15 No.34448290

Anonymous 04/20/26(Mon)09:40:15 No.34448290

>>34446263
Women reply like this and then complain that men are boring and theyre great at conversations

Anonymous
04/20/26(Mon)09:41:24 No.34448293

Anonymous 04/20/26(Mon)09:41:24 No.34448293

>>34446263
"Are you a bot?"

Anonymous
04/20/26(Mon)09:59:15 No.34448339

Anonymous 04/20/26(Mon)09:59:15 No.34448339

>>34446263
>asks a yes or no question
>gets a yes or no asnwer
Say something else, if she doesn't respond, you can fuck off. Say literally anything.

Anonymous
04/20/26(Mon)15:43:28 No.34449260

Anonymous 04/20/26(Mon)15:43:28 No.34449260

Give some small anecdote about yourself with regards to necklaces and then ask her where she got hers

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