What's it like having a girlfriend?I haven't had a "girlfriend" since I was 12 and I'm 38 years old now.Is it like what they portray on TV? Honestly I am so lonely that I got tired of masturbating years ago because it kept reminding me that I will never touch a real woman.I still very much dream of having a girlfriend though.
They go from asking you to marry them to losing interest in less than a month, based primarily on not spending enough time together even though they never communicated that feeling.
>>34449361It depends on the girlfriend. If you date a modest and low maintenance girl who is kind hearted, it's very peaceful and refreshing. If you date an absolute psycho cunt, you'll pray you hadn't tried to love someone and you die inside.
>>34449370>Asking to marrying you>Losing interest>In less than a month See you dated the psycho cunt then. Were you aware that's not normal behaviour?
>>34449361It's like Batman and your gf is Robin. If you end up acting like Robin then she vanishes.
>>34449361Girlfriends don't solve any mental health or life issues you might have. I still see guys posting that they feel like their issues will be solved if they aren't single.if you are depressed or mentally ill you will be more depressed and ill with a girlfriendif you are broke you will have even less money with a girlfriendIf you are lonely while single, believe it or not, you will still be lonely with a girlfriend. you really should work on achieving some stability in life before trying to get a woman
>>34449361Buy a sex doll, all the perks and none of the drawbacks
>>34449406I'm not sure about that. It's fake plastic, and it can't react to anything you're doing. When you decide to get rid of it, it's not going to be pretty.
>>34449378What do you mean?
>>34449416What do you mean "what do you mean"? Asking someone to marry you in less than a month is batshit. That's batshit insanity. The only people who fantasize about that are children when they're talking about their innocent crushes. If an adult is pushing for marriage in a month it suggests they're batshit. It's impossible to actually know someone intimately and properly within a month, never mind marrying them for life the fuck? She was batshit dude. And then she has these intense feelings and wants to marry then gets bored just as quickly? Total psycho shit. Count yourself very lucky, you didn't just dodge a bullet you dodged a fucking missile. The fact you are oblivious to it too shows you don't even know you dodged a fucking missile holy shit you got off easy.
>>34449361sex sex sex sex
>>34449396> Girlfriends don't solve any mental health or life issues you might haveI get that, I’ve solved all my issues the past 12 years tho and I’ve been single this whole time, why doesn’t any girl appreciate my perseverance?
>>34449465Only results matter. When you see a fat girl at the gym do you get a boner? No. You wait for her to get skinny.
>>34449378>no true foidsmanFuck off roastie
>>34449475I’m not fat though I’m quite attractive desu
>>34449479>Food>Roastie>Appealing to argument fallaciesAutism
>>34449517FUCKING AUTOCORRECT I said FOID NOT FOOD, now the Autist is going to ask for my concession and he wins the argument. I am FUCKED.
>>34449525Can I have some roast beef on my sandwich?
>>34449552I'm not even a food im a man
>>34449438They didn't ask me to marry them in less than a month. They changed their mind in less than a month.
>>34449558>FoodOh for fuck sake that's it I'm cutting my cock off and throwing down a toilet. FUCK THIS I AM DONE. IT IS FINISHED.
>>34449361Depends. If it's a mentally unstable whore then you're going to get fucked up, mentally, psychologically much worse than if you remained single. If it's a normal chick that has a healthy relationship with their parents, nah, it's mostly fine
Is it unrealistic to wish I had a gf who'd squeal if she saw me in public, run up and throw herself at me, legs wrapped around my waist? Or insist on scrubbing my back in the shower while singing nonsensical rhymes?
>>34449525Fried chicken and egg mayo sandwich plz
>>34449866Gross.
>>34449361If you want a girlfriendyou gotta be COOL man.What makes you cool?Capitalize on that.-anand
>>34449915You'll never get a gf like this if you refuse the fried chicken and egg sando
>>34449949>you gotta be COOL man.>What makes you cool?Standing outside during a winter storm.
>>34449559So how long were you in the relationship then? Changing their mind may be understandable if you didn't give them any clear intentions such as "no, but perhaps in X amount of time later," or "after we accomplish Y goals." If you were just wishy-washy on if you wanted to, that gave her a bad feeling or an unloved feeling. Did she tell you why she changed her mind?
>go home after work >Wife got home earlier >She cooks Japanese curry for us>"Honey bunny! How was your day!?" Wife says as she hugs me>She smells like lavender >We eat together, I serve green tea with mochi for dessert >Get into our pj and cuddle on the couch while watching anime It's great anon, I hope you find love one day
mine is a deranged drunken psychopath that makes my life a living hell. I pray for the sweet release of death
>>34449361Do you have friends? People you enjoy hanging out with, people who make doing things (or doing nothing) more fun that it would be alone?A girlfriend is just like that, except that you also get to play with her body.
>>34449438What do you mean, 'What do you mean "what do you mean"?'
>>34449361It's like having a good friend that you don't really like, but you can fuck, so you tolerate all the bullshit. Best case scenario you really like her and can have fun without fucking being the main reason.
