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Anonymous
04/23/26(Thu)04:45:12 No.34456561

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Anonymous 04/23/26(Thu)04:45:12 No.34456561

I have to give my doctor poop samples by tomorrow morning and I don't feel like pooping
Advice?

Anonymous
04/23/26(Thu)05:02:54 No.34456573

Anonymous 04/23/26(Thu)05:02:54 No.34456573

Take a laxative.

Anonymous
04/23/26(Thu)05:06:20 No.34456583

Anonymous 04/23/26(Thu)05:06:20 No.34456583

>>34456573
won't that affect the tests and also waie it super wet?

Anonymous
04/23/26(Thu)12:56:28 No.34457198

Anonymous 04/23/26(Thu)12:56:28 No.34457198

>>34456583
Depends on the test.
I would not do that unless you consult the doc first. If you can't shit, just delay taking in the sample. You don't HAVE to do anything.

Anonymous
04/23/26(Thu)13:47:45 No.34457283

Anonymous 04/23/26(Thu)13:47:45 No.34457283

>>34456561
Eat either a banana or an apple drink water an hour before, it will help. If you cant eat just make a tea of peppermint

Anonymous
04/23/26(Thu)13:48:37 No.34457285

Anonymous 04/23/26(Thu)13:48:37 No.34457285

>>34456561
Drink some cheap coffee, strong brew.

Anonymous
04/23/26(Thu)13:48:46 No.34457286

Anonymous 04/23/26(Thu)13:48:46 No.34457286

>>34456561
I hope you're digestive system is okay anon.

Anonymous
04/23/26(Thu)13:50:29 No.34457288

Anonymous 04/23/26(Thu)13:50:29 No.34457288

>>34456561
Chewing tobacco works, too.

Anonymous
04/23/26(Thu)13:53:02 No.34457296

Anonymous 04/23/26(Thu)13:53:02 No.34457296

>>34456561
What's the test for? C dif? fecal occult?

Anonymous
04/23/26(Thu)23:27:53 No.34458598

Anonymous 04/23/26(Thu)23:27:53 No.34458598

>>34456561
dig in there and find some nuggets

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