Tomorrow is Friday. I want to go to a bar, meet a woman, chat for a while, get her phone number, then go on a date a week or so later. How do I do this? Usually, when I go to a bar, all the women around are already talking to someone else (sometimes a man, sometimes a group of people), which makes it really hard to find an opening. I usually end up just sitting at the bar by myself.
>>34458396holy shit it has a making of a perfect madness arc>boy grows up a total opposite of his father>father regrets not more sons>son decides he wants to give his oldman another chance>they have a meeting just to see that everything is the same> "Please wait sometimes">Mom invites son to a bar where she absolutely sucks cock left and right>son is an awkward sperg bumbling with every women there>dad decides it's hopeless says to son, listen kid this will work out gym you me>son goes home laughing his ass off saying jokes like you're still fuck assholesame dad! You same asshole!>mom calls son saying all kind of mean shit to him making him look like an asshole> Police “fuck you, she came to me" *hangs up*>You pour a drink to a photo album of the first time he was in his hands with a smile at the face face and looks through all his life, the bitches he murdered, fishing trips etc.>at last page of album there he is, holding his baby racoon in his hands, smiling. Smiling like he did in pictures before>he forgets the bar scene, where he gave his son tips on how to pick up chicks>forgets how much fun he had>forgets how he looked at his son while he was sperging out>blackout drunkNo>dementia>he feels nothing>he keeps thinking about his>he accidentally walks into the coffee shop his is working at>doesn't see him>keeps catching a look of a qt but is too much of a sperg to do anything>dad sees that, goes up to says the same thing from bar night>son nods, smiles and goes in for a close on qt>she nails it>you are smiling like didn't in a long time>He comes to the coffee shop>sperging out>comes up to dad says the same thing he said to him>dad throws a fist at m03’>dad: Winks “and I meant every thing">the end