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Tomorrow is Friday. I want to go to a bar, meet a woman, chat for a while, get her phone number, then go on a date a week or so later. How do I do this?
Usually, when I go to a bar, all the women around are already talking to someone else (sometimes a man, sometimes a group of people), which makes it really hard to find an opening. I usually end up just sitting at the bar by myself.
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holy shit it has a making of a perfect madness arc
>boy grows up a total opposite of his father
>father regrets not more sons
>son decides he wants to give his oldman another chance
>they have a meeting just to see that everything is the same
> "Please wait sometimes"
>Mom invites son to a bar where she absolutely sucks cock left and right
>son is an awkward sperg bumbling with every women there
>dad decides it's hopeless says to son, listen kid this will work out gym you me
>son goes home laughing his ass off saying jokes like you're still fuck assholesame dad! You same asshole!
>mom calls son saying all kind of mean shit to him making him look like an asshole
> Police “fuck you, she came to me" *hangs up*
>You pour a drink to a photo album of the first time he was in his hands with a smile at the face face and looks through all his life, the bitches he murdered, fishing trips etc.
>at last page of album there he is, holding his baby racoon in his hands, smiling. Smiling like he did in pictures before
>he forgets the bar scene, where he gave his son tips on how to pick up chicks
>forgets how much fun he had
>forgets how he looked at his son while he was sperging out
>blackout drunk
No
>dementia

>he feels nothing
>he keeps thinking about his
>he accidentally walks into the coffee shop his is working at
>doesn't see him
>keeps catching a look of a qt but is too much of a sperg to do anything
>dad sees that, goes up to says the same thing from bar night
>son nods, smiles and goes in for a close on qt
>she nails it
>you are smiling like didn't in a long time
>He comes to the coffee shop
>sperging out
>comes up to dad says the same thing he said to him
>dad throws a fist at m03’
>dad:
Winks “and I meant every thing"
>the end



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