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Did you have a cartoon or anime crush growing up?
State GenderWhat are you looking forward to?
State gender: Do you use patreon, and do you like it?
>>34458590FDeath
>>34458590MEating dinner then going to the movies.
>>34458590MDeath
>>34458590Mthe prospect of finally being healthy, being able to live a normal life, have a gf, sex, etc
>>34458590New laptop
>>34458590Mthe revolution has to be any minute now
>>34458590MNothing, really.
>>34458590First paycheck in a while
>>34458591MNo
>>34458590F, my orders being delivered.
Seriously, what's stopping you from watching the best animated movie of the last decade?
>>34458590MI'm looking forward to no more backpain once I figure out how to maintain good posture for more than 10 minutes at time
>>34458611I don't like Asian stuff
>>34458611I don't consume slop.
>>34458611Male. I already watched it, enjoyed it, and moved on with my life.
>>34458611I'm not 7 years old.
>>34458611you genuinely need to grow up
How do I tell her
>>34458611I'm an adult male.
>>34458587>Did you have a cartoon or anime crush growing up?Quite a few. That's how I knew I was bi from a young age.>>34458591>Do you use patreon, and do you like it?Only for a few content creators I actually want to support.>>34458590>What are you looking forward to?My wife and I are going to Japan for four weeks soon.>>34458611>Seriously, what's stopping you from watching the best animated movie of the last decade?Wdym? I already watched Flow when it came out.
>>34458612I will pray for your back pain, friend.
>>34458622Do you use tumblr? Your posts smell like tumblr.
There’s this colleague who’s quite attractive. She’s in another department, but because of the open desk policy, she often sits near our team. I don’t know her very well, but she seems nice, and pretty much every guy in the office is in awe when she’s around. The other day, she sat next to me. At one point she got up to leave, and when she did, I noticed an unpleasant farty smell like when someone has been sitting in a seat for a long time and it starts to linger. Ever since then, it completely killed my attraction to her :( I thought pretty women took care of their hygiene???
>>34458587Absolutely.
>>34458611I'm afraid I'm going to be disappointed it's better if I just don't see it until like 3 years after the hype dies down.
>>34458625Lmao she shat her knickers
>>34458625>man instantly loses attraction the second he realizes someone's just a human being and not his glorified fantasy waifu Many such cases. This is why I don't date, men demand you pretend to be some ethereal flawless creature. God forbid you let the mask slip for a split second.
>>34458624I used to. Tumblr kind of died when Verizon killed it.
>>34458614>>34458615>>34458616>>34458617>>34458619>>34458619>>34458621You gain nothing from skipping the movie, but you gain a lot from actually watching itWhat you get:>a genuinely fun time. it’s entertaining, fast paced, with clever humor and surprisingly solid relatable character moments>Actual cultural awareness. at this point everyone and their daughters have seen it, so it gives you something to talk about instead of being out of the loop>A stacked soundtrack. straight up bangers you’ll keep replaying, Golden especially is peaka new appreciation for kpop, even if you weren’t into it beforeWhat happens if you don’t watch it:>you stay ignorant about what’s arguably one of the best animated movies out right now>you keep assuming it’s just “a kpop movie” when it’s really about the characters, especially rumi and her struggles>you look clueless when your nieces or female family members start talking about it and you’ve got nothing to addStop being a grumpy dinosaur
>>34458634I'm already watching a movie tonight so I don't have time.
Well, it's over. She posted something on her story and didn't respond to my dm yet. Moved us off of hinge to instagram, sent 4 more messages and then fucked off once I followed her. We were having such a good conversation too. Women are so strange
>>34458634But I said that I already watched it, you moron.
>>34458630Good hygiene is not the norm in your world?
>>34458634>least deranged /tv/ user
>>34458634>you stay ignorant about what’s arguably one of the best animated movies out right nowmy goal is to stay as ignorant about slop as humanly possible >you keep assuming it’s just “a kpop movie” when it’s really about the characters, especially rumi and her strugglesI could not give less of a fuck about some fictional character and it's "struggles">you look clueless when your nieces or female family members start talking about it and you’ve got nothing to addI don't know anyone that watches slop, let alone talks about such cringe things irl
>>34458640She probably just farted. Has nothing to do with hygiene.
>>34458638>she gets more information about what kind of person you are by having access to your social media>loses interest once more data is available and she can make a more informed decision >women are so strangeThere's nothing strange about changing ones mind once you know more about something.
I just spent 5 hours reading, now its time to go to bed and cuddle with my imaginary gf in my dreams
>>34458590I can’t wait to get home after I finish work grab some food and wait for my gf to come over we’re gonna have 3 days off together just have sex and rotting in bed eating junk food I can’t wait
>>34458630>FUCK MEN THEY DEMAND I DON'T STINK LIKE SHIT IN PUBLIClmaaooo
>>34458647Imagine having to give birth in front of a guy like this.
>>34458631NtaYahoo crippled it, verizon finished the job.>>34458634Golden doesn't grab me enough to have listened to the whole song despite hearing clips of it many times. I'm sure that with the movie it's meaningful or whatever but I just can't get myself to care it's mid.
>>34458630My gf wont be allowed to use deodorant
>>34458630american female hands
>>34458645That's based. I wasted my hours on alcohol and video games.
>>34458645Bet you read some hyper cringe crap.
Please watch it or I'll cut my wrists...
>>34458634Dont like the artstyle, sorry
>>34458651>you're only allowed to be human if it fits my degenerate fetishesYeah, we know.
>>34458644I have nothing on my instagram
>>34458656But I hate Korea. Also, it seems like queerbait.
>>34458656Most sane Korean woman.
>>34458649there are men that actually date and have sex with women like this
>>34458656Looks like AI generated disney slop.>>34458660Exactly. That tells her a lot about you.
Breaking up with him because I can’t stand the sight of my own face
>>34458653I did play videogames earlier today>>34458655I was reading a scanner darkly and I read a few chapters of naruto (so you're not enrtirely wrong)
>>34458659>moving the goalpost so men are always evil im my headfat, narcissistic, hypocritical, retarded, yet wonders why men don't want her
>>34458656I'd watch it with my gf (I don't have one)
>>34458656Why do you want us to watch it so badly?
>>34458661Hating Korea but liking Japan is basedbut why do you hate korea?
>>34458659Actually I would appreciate it if women stopped using perfume, it gives me a headache
>>34458620Tell her what
>>34458590MI don't know anymore.
>>34458659Hm how about you do whatever makes you feel comfortable and human and stop caring about my opinion?
>>34458664>Exactly. That tells her a lot about you.Why are you being an asshole? What does it tell her, that I have no friends, that I'm a loser, or that I'm boring? Meanwhile I make good money, have a nice group of friends, and I'm going rock climbing in 3 weeks. Fuck off with your stupid assumptions
>>34458590MThe sweet release of death so that I no longer have to keep dreaming of dreams that I will never attain.
>>34458590MNothing really, im just living in the moment right now
I die in July
>>34458666>reading the schizo ramblings of a pedo druggie Great company you got there.
>>344586824th of july? Explosion time
>>34458683>schizo ramnlingsNo that was valis actually
>>34458679It told her whatever she interpreted into it, doesn't matter if it's true or not but desu I can see why she got the ick.
>>34458670b-because I want more friends who share the same interests, especially people who’ve watched the movie so we can occasionally actually talk about it, joke about it, and enjoy it together :<
>>34458672>why do you hate korea?Their media is trash and has polluted the West and convinced Korean-Americans they're cool. Their society is one of the most misogynistic and homophobic of any developed nation, at both a cultural and structural level. They're perpetual whiners. They're racist without any real right to be. One company makes up nearly a quarter of their economy. And I hate their cars.
>>34458656not watching your children's cartoon you fucking loser
>>34458682Why
>>34458690wtf i love koreans now
>>34458694I finish my project then, nothing to do after that
I want to be there for her
Found out I can’t get lasers or microneedling done because of my skin type, best I can hope for is chemical peels that aren’t as effective. And I’m still breaking out every day with some bullshit I’ve never even heard of. You know genuinely fuck my life
>>34458690eh? eh? who was the korean that stomped on your feelings?
>>34458651armpit sommelier?
>>34458696What project
Moids, why do you fucking refuse to take women out on actual dates anymore?
>>34458700>because of my skin typeElaborate
>>34458690>Their society is one of the most misogynisticThey were literally ran by a matriarchal cult a decade ago, claiming they're "one of the most misogynistic" without acknowledging the crazy misandrist factions that are prominent in their society is just pure confirmation bias.If feminists were right about Korea it wouldn't be such a safe place for women to live.
im at a point where im not even annoyed at coomers and perverts for being themselves, im more annoyed at how absolutely shit their taste is 9/10 times
>>34458700>miseryposter is black Lmfao, that explains so much.
Would you date a person with mental health problems due to trauma and isolation?
>>34458687>It told her whatever she interpreted into itbut she also has 0 posts so isn't it a bit hypocritical?
>>34458705they're not worth it
>>34458704probably some kind of church project
>>34458713Hypocrisy has never stopped anyone from getting the ick.
>>34458689aw i know that feeling
>>34458712no thanks
>>34458690Did you forget which website you're on, miss?
>>34458703Uh no?
>>34458712I did that a lot. Usually the mental health problems don't get better because moids refuse to treat their problems. Or they're doing it on purpose to be abusive. I wish I could trust someone that wants to get better.
>>34458708I'll have you know I have some great taste but what's better is I have the decency not to air it out at every opportunity
>>34458705Going on a date with a foid seems miserable 2bh and nothing anyone has ever said has convinced me otherwise
>>34458702>who was the korean that stomped on your feelings?Dennis Rodman>>34458700You got eczema?https://youtube.com/shorts/AgQ4A6qi_uM
>>34458718Cool. I think I'm just done with dating. She, and many others have told me I'm cool, I'm fun, interesting, hot, smart, tall, whatever you name it, I've heard it from anyone and everyone and yet, it has led to a handful of friendships, a couple gfs when I was in college, and that's it. Haven't been in a relationship in a long time, all my friends are the same friends I've had for at least 6 years. It seems like no matter what I do, nothing changes. I just grow older, becoming more impatient and annoyed
>>34458690>racist without any real right to besounds like nearly every single brown person on earth
>>34458700What is it? If it is eczema >>34458729 there's a steroid cream to treat it
>>34458706Too thin and sensitive and acne prone >>34458711Lowkey I wish they always have good skin
>>34458730So? Dating isn't that important, just do something better with your time.
>>34458590MI'm one day closer to either being rejected by or accepted by her.
>>34458704The killing myself project
>>34458737>found new things to be neurotic about Entertaining
>>34458741I thought the suicide came after the project
>>34458724just showered, so i smell like candy with wholesome earthy notes. youre missing out.
>>34458744It’s a lot of work
>>34458737It's probably not acne. It could be hormones or fungus or just general bactiria.
>>34458746>wholesome earthy notesIs that what we call BO now?
>>34458738I do. I have a pretty good career and I'm well liked and highly respected at work, I go on adventures alone, and I have personal goals and hobbies. Dating is important to me. I like feeling close and being intimate with someone. I enjoy learning everything about them and having shared experiences together and inside jokes and I want to be sexually worshipped. I want to mentally and physically break her and then make her food and hug her after. I want to grow old with her and have children together
When I shower I get out and still stink despite scrubbing with hot water and sandpaper
>>34458661>queerbaitAll the girls keep thirsting for rival demon boyband throughout the movie. The MC (Rumi) and the main anti-hero (Jinu) also fall in love (even if they don't want to admit it) and have tons of intentional cute coupley moments
>>34458730Impatient for what? A girlfriend? You have a stable friend group and a hand. What do you need a girlfriend for?
>>34458751>I want to be sexually worshipped>I want to mentally and physically break herLol, she smelled the gooner air surrounding you. Good for her for getting out of that asap.
>>34458746I must smell you
>>34458755holy shit this is corny, get a life
>>34458752How much water do you drink?Do you ever bathe?What medicines/supplements do you take?
Women are motorcycles cringe
>>34458762Yes
I recently started sleeping in my underwear, its very comfy
>>34458756Honestly I'm just impatient with new people at this point. It seems like people want nothing to do with me, especially women>What do you need a girlfriend for?see >>34458751>>34458757I'm not a gooner just because I have sexual urges you fucking brainfried nigger. Kys
>>34458763Everything is cringe to you
>>34458766Those aren't sane sexual urges, those are insanely out of control fetishes.
>>34458770No
>>34458765Foid or moid
Foids, how much actual stock do you put into this Astrology Bullshit?
>>34458747Not really it's pretty easy, do you have some schizo plan
>>34458766What do you look like?
>>34458773Moid, does it matter though?
>>34458762I stare directly at every motorcycler around me.
>>34458771How? Choking, a little verbal degradation, and bondage are the least taboo fetishes someone can have
>>34458765Male or Fucking Female?
>>34458752I always have a bit of a smell after showering. I've just accepted it as my natural scent.
>>34458779Come on, you can do better trolling than this.
>>34458780I already answered the question
>>34458763Why
>>34458776German-Italian American, brown with some blonde hair, dark eyebrows, blue eyes, 6'5''
>>34458774Moids, how much stock do you put into this Newtons Law Bullshit?
>>34458784Death traps
>>34458774None, but sometimes it’s kinda funny to read anyway. About as reliable as a magic 8 ball though.
Both Genders, which meal are you choosing? The Saja Boys meal or the Huntrix meal?
>>34458782I'm not trolling lol. The bondage might be a bit much, sure, but the other two things I mentioned are commonplace in many bedrooms
>>34458785Ill date you
>>34458787That's what makes it fun and I didn't die. It only kills you if you're supremely retarded.
I stopped looking to the sides before crossing the street, I just dont care anymore
>>34458774Cancerbros.... It's OVER
>>34458791Thats because many bedrooms are the caves of degenerate gooners. It's also common place to be fat, doesn't make it healthy or enjoyable to look at.
>>34458774>Foids, how much actual stock do you put into this Astrology Bullshit?I don't believe in it. It's bullshit. It's a pyramid scheme. It's le evil
>>34458791They’re common in porn and BDSM clubs. If you want kinky, then maybe try going to places that are specifically about that stuff? You’ll probably have much better luck
>>34458762>Women are motorcycles cringeNo, they're cool. And based if you live the lifestyle like Kregg.>>34458774Nothing legitimate. It's just fun.
Chick with big ass and tiny waist doing ab exercises at gym, with completely bare feet, socks offJust waving her dogs in air without any shame, or making cat camel poses sticking her obscene lewd ass upWhy are women like this?
>>34458792A/S/L?If you're in the US, which coast?>>34458796Whatever man, fat people are an eyesore and public abominations but I don't see what goes on in people's bedrooms so they're free to do what they want, as will I
>>34458774Damn. Cancer and Libra catching strays.
>>34458777It would have, yeah
>>34458695this, lol
>>34458801That's obviously the anon that had a crash out about the fact that bdsm clubs require you to bring a partner and you can't just go alone and start torturing random women for free.
>>34458804Probably got brainwashed by social media. She just needs to get spanked by a belt and or a sandal/shoe
>>34458690>Their society is one of the most misogynisticMore than Japan? Japan is literally pedo-nation.
>>34458801There aren't any in my area and from what I've seen online, most people there are old or fat or ugly. I'm conventionally very attractive, I don't want to date down. Ideally my gf is more attractive than me or at the very least, is on my level
>>34458792Lol she wants to get tied up and choked
>>34458805>as will IProvided you ever find someone willing to put up with your disgusting bullshit, lol.
>>34458579It’s with a heavy heart that I must announce that my love for Emo Haired 2012-era Anthony Padilla is as alive as ever
Men, do you think it’s possible for a man and woman to have a genuine, platonic friendship?
>>34458815>shethats a man anon
>>34458818I've done it before but you have to not be attracted to each other
>>34458811Ignoring how unfunny the "japan = pedophiles" meme is, the idea that pedophilia is a result of misogyny is utterly retarded
Why do British kids like this haircut so much?
I have accepted the fact that i will never get married, at best i might get another gf and she will abandon me like the previous one did and thats ok not all of us are born to be happy
Protip: 99% of the dating advice Reddit gives is completely useless.
>>34458705How trash is this girl's text game if guys are peacing out after two messages?
>>34458818I don't fucking care, and honestly you're a faggot if you desperately want female friends as a man
>>34458818Yes
>>34458818Yeah
>>34458817Aw yis, anthony poster is back
>>34458823Breaking up with you because you wanted to force her to participate in your gross kinks isn't "abandoning".
>>34458816I have before and I'm sure I will again. Morality cucks are so strange
>>34458824Why the fuck would i go to reddit for dating advice?
>>34458762They can be but they're not automatically cringe.>>34458774It's just for fun. Or like tarot cards. Horoscopes and card readings are vague and generic enough to apply to just about anyone and sometimes something it said can be a jumping off point for some introspection. Usually I just use horoscopes to poke fun at people like "wow what an aries thing to do".
>>34458824That tracks
>>34458822Somebody play them an Underoath CD
>>34458833Yet they all left again because you were just too disgusting to deal with long term.
>>34458834Newfriends might Google dating questions, open the first link they see (usually a Reddit thread) and take whatever's written there as fact, not realizing that most posts on Reddit are either bots or totally insane people.
>>34458832thats not what happened
Going to a late movie in the city tonight and it's Friday here, at least the cinema and the parking garage aren't down by the bars.
Should I go to a bar alone tomorrow or invite a friend? I really just want to go so I can hit on a couple women and have a few beers
>>34458841Maybe not in your made up version.
>>34458824Ask me for advice. I’m 100% reliable
Women would you date a 4channer who identifies with 80s tom cruise characters (risky business, the color or money and cocktail) rather than ryan gosling?
>>34458774I don't fucking like her. And no I'm not one of her bottom sign rankings.
>>34458818Sure and I think they're underrated
>>34458846Is peanut butter a good gift to give on a second date, or should I wait for the third?
Women does tike keep on slipping?
>>34458690you're a fucking idiot. A Hapa freak like you doesn't get to talk ignorant shit.I hope you get raped and your throat slit.
>>34458823That sucks man. Some of us just get dealt a shitty hand. Still, I’m sure you’ve had happy moments unrelated to having a gf, and I’m sure you’ve will again
>>34458810The bare feet is just a way to distract horny lonely males like me right...Have some decency and wear socks at least
>>34458848I hate him already
>>34458774How do Astrology girls still get cheated on? Bro you can read signs but not red flags? Kek!
>>34458848I've never seen those movies, ill do it on my next day off.
>>34458856I would cave
>>34458848No. I wouldn't even date tom cruise if he was a 4channer. Nor ryan gosling.
>>34458851Wait for the third. Second date seems too desperate
>>34458856Go tell her that. Wtf I'm not her.
No amount of mental health podcasts and DEI quotas is going to stop my love for him
Should I hit my teeth with a hammer to fix my overbite?
>>34458866yes
>>34458866Overbite looks cute
>>34458856I don’t think they have that much awareness about the possible attractiveness of their feet. I think they’re just public nuisances
>>34458866No you would look like 2D from the Gorillaz
>>34458866I mean if your definition of fixed is that the problem no longer exists it's not the worst plan.
>>34458866>Should I hit my teeth with a hammer to fix my overbite?No. See a really good dentist
>>34458591>State gender: Do you use patreon, and do you like it?MI support a few "cosplayers" on there
>>34458873What's dis
I love average women.
>>34458854I honestly cant think of any happy moments and my memoroes of her are turning bitter so i try not to think about her
>>3445882499% of dating advice is completely useless
>>34458877*hammering your face*
>>34458877Me too
>>34458868I'm male
Fuck it, I'm going to the bar alone. As long as I don't look depressed, which I am, I'll be able to drink, maybe have a girl or two approach me, and enjoy my night
