Can't believe im sharing this on 4chan of all places but here ir goes>be 18, male, only child to a divorced dad>he's a conspiracy nut and wants me to be healthy and carry on the family line>except im gay>be 20, finally tell him>he's extremely serious and tells me he had to give up his attraction to men too>wtf my dad is bisexual>he confesses this and says I should marry a woman anyway and that if I need to release with a man once in a while to do it with him, but avoid anyone else>aroused as fuck at this point. He notices and says I'll come around to the agreement.>wtf is happeningPic related is how I've felt since. How would my life end up if I went through with it?
>>34459701*here it goes
My dude please don't have sex with your dad. Even though incest is going to be the next bullshit wave of progressiveism in 8 years. Calling it now
>>34459709Lmfao to be fair, ironically he'd be doing this to keep me from sleeping with a bunch of other men.
>>34459701hot. Just fuck your dad, dude. Most faggots can only fantasize about that shit.Imagine his rough big hands gripping your waist tight as he rams his cock deep in your ass
>>34459720Yeah im fucking on board, but id have to have a lame marriage to a woman and pretend to be straight for him to be on board. When would we even have time to do it?
>>34459723nigger you aren't fucking married. Leave future problems for future you. Straight men married to women are miserable too.
>>34459725His offer is only if I get married and have kids. The bastard probably knows im into this shit and is using it as motivation for me to do what he wants.
That's disgusting, don't pass on your genes, you'll have little faggots. Your father is a weirdo too.
>>34459728I dont think this is genetic desu.
That didn't happen.
>>34459732I honestly wish it didn't.
>>34459727bruh you're young and you haven't signed a written contact. Just have sex with him for the time being, the fuck are you gonna do, wait until marriage?Show up at his room wearing only thongs and see if he waits for you to get married right then and there ;)
>>34459737He's holding me to this arrangement.
>>34459740he's gonna hold you by the back of the head tonight if you play your cards right.
>>34459743He also strongly implied the arrangement is for emergencies and infrequently.
someone really thought all that shit up and typed it out. is this what the internet is for?
>>34459747well nigger try before you buy, it's clear you both want to. He can't unfuck you if you don't follow through
>>34459754I'm not that desperate yet, but I probably would be if I only had access to a woman.
>>34459758I think you're overthinking it. Most faggots fantasize about their father.I'm 100% he gave you the caveat only to make it less weird, but would fuck the shit out of you regardless
>>34459763If he wants me to be gay, with him, why wouldn't he just tell me to go live my life? Thats the part I dont get.
>>34459766because he's a closeted fag desperately trying to claw you out of the same situation he is in, bro. It's parental love mixed with delusion.Why do you think he is divorced? Just do it with him, it's something special not everyone gets to experience in a positive manner like you.
>>34459771What do you mean he wants me to be in the same situation?
>>34459782he would rather you be closeted and miserable like him
>>34459786Yeah, I get that. That's why he's using a kinky relationship as leverage.
>>34459789well, the choice is yours.you can either forget it ever happened and try to make your future relationship not weirdyou can use him as a consensual fuckbuddy (like all fags dream of)or you can tell him he's sick and to kick rocks.Your call. Forget the hypothetical woman in the story completely.
>>34459796What about being closeted like he is?
>>34459797why? You already came out and said it yourself that you don't want to be in that predicament.You can find wincest kink daddies online regardless what be thinis
>>34459829Being in the same predicament would be hot honestly.
>>34459831Just fucking talk to him about having sex without the pretense of enslaving your whole life to satisfy your borderline rapist father's kinks
>>34459838its becoming a shared kink.
>>34459701Whose cock is bigger though? Maybe you guys should compare real quick no homo
i swear just fuck already, record it and then release it
>>34459701So your choices are being a slutty fag with no future or getting a chance at a future AND being able to indulge on the side? How the FUCK is this even a hard decision.(assuming this is real)
>>34459851then find a gf and let your dad fuck you on the dl
>>34459701this shit never happened you should kys
>>34459920It's not even the weirdest shit I've read on here.
>>34459920Not OP but it would make sense. OP is gay so that usually means molestation in childhood by a gay man. And surprise surprise it's his father who is bisexual and magically wants to fuck him. Hmm I wonder
>>34459701If you go forward with this, you will likely just end up feeling miserable and making other people miserable in the process too. You'll hurt yourself, your 'wife' and your kids. So, without even including the dad thing, I'd say this is a terrible idea.But, judging by your other responses, you seem to have made your mind already though, so what's the point in asking us here? Did you just want to tell everyone about your dad kink?
Lmao do gays really fantasise this shit
>Yep, that's enough of the 'chan for tonight.
>>34459701it's time to kill yourself
>>34459701Shame on me for engaging with this bait but on the off chance that you're about to disappoint yourself and your father by doubling down on your faggotry. Don't.
