>>34461697
Why is her butt crack showing

can i ask anons here what goes through your heads when you type messages like these? i'm curious

>>34461702
It was either this or "Hey (Insert Name), how's your day been?"

>>34461712
so why not pick the other one

>>34461718
Cause I'm sure literally every other dude has sent that. I figured what I sent was more unique to her since she is Christian.

>>34461719
LOL

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>>34461723
So you're laughing at me for trying to be original? I don't get it, I thought that's what women wanted.

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Look, I even double texted.

>>34461697
I don't think you did anything wrong OP. But I've also never been in a relationship or had a gf, so take that with a grain of salt.

>>34461734
Next time double text off a bridge

>>34461751
Nigga mad he ain't get no matches.

>>34461734
>standard opener
>she responds with anything
>ask a feeler question to get information but a read on her
>she answers
>ask her to go out for a drink
>she says yes
>ask for her number to coordinate
>tell her youre going to X place on day Y at time Z
this is how you talk to women online. anything more than this is too much. crafting responses like youre shakespeare trying to wet her pants is loser shit.

>>34461734
>jestermaxxing for an obese sheboon
Grim.

>>34461726
>>34461734
>>34461758
it's joever

Should have sent booba pepe.

>>34461762
Is this what women are always expecting?

>>34461774
yes thats what the want. they want direct men who want to meet up.

>>34461817
So the two texts I've sent have completely ruined her perception of me wanting to do that?

>>34461823
no, just course correct

>>34461697
>>34461734
>>34461726
I didn't think it was bad, but who knows what women think.
It sucks having to try and guess and come up with shit to say.

>>34461860
We just had to be born in the 2000s didn't we.

>>34461697
lol you fucking idiot

>>34461894
Why aren't I as cool and awesome and smart as you anon? Why couldn't I have been gods favorite just like you anon?

>>34461918
wow, god took long time making you

jshdksha wtf does this mean im crying

>>34461726
Dude, what the fuck have you been reading? Models by Charles Manson?

First fucking thing is respect, dumbass. It's a Pre-Requesite, you have to be original within the bounds of respect. You could have made a light compliment just to sift you through "Hey"s, or be a total degenerate and comment her tits in a direct humorous way.

>>34461762
Might as well hold a sign around a turn saying "I suck cocks for food".

She sent me a one word reply. Safe to say she is not interested right? How would one of you respond to this to try and salvage it?

>>34461959
invite her to something.

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>>34461968
So what exactly do I say to this that can be bridged to me inviting her to something? These are your dialogue options based on my current social skills tree.
>Good? That's it? Am I only good enough for 1 word replies? Fucking bitch
>That's great, maybe we can play some billiards over the weekend? Would love to get to know you!

>>34461991
Maybe you can try and make conversation about something she mentioned in her profile, like one of her interests and such. It might be too soon for billiards

I ain't no date master, but what I think I'd do is that, trying to talk about one of her interests, then after a while if the conversation went well, I'd ask if she was interested in going out together somewhere to get to know each other better, I guess. Or maybe it'd be wise to wait a bit more before that, I dunno. Depends on the vibe of the conversation, I think.

>>34461991
>cool, what's your @

>>34461991
>"do you like anime songs? i have a friend who plays with his band at a bar, i wish i could get to know you better and we can meet the band if you're interested"

>>34462018
I don't have a friend with a band.
>>34462013
I don't have a personal social media.

>>34462031
Do you have whatsapp? Or a phone number?

>>34462037
I don't have a phone number, and I do have WhatsApp. Help me bag her bro. I'm sure god will give you a reward.

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Best I got.

>>34462070
This is the blind leading the blind here but ngl the one word reply is not a good sign. Need to move to off the app asap to show interest/confidence. Chatting a bit more first might help but aim to move forward.
>>34462095
Vro...
Typo too
Vro.....

>>34462095
now you're just doing it on purpose

>>34462108
>>34462110
Look man, I've had 4 in person dates over the last 4 years. I think I can do it! The typo definitely lowered the aura even more though...

>>34462031
Just make an outlandish invitation and say you were lying when she catches your attention dumbass. Fucking anything goes, when she's gone she's gone.

Should have said "wow God made you with one hand!"

>>34462095
Why do you creep on her? Are you asking chatgpt?

>>34462121
Assuming that's 4 different people that's more than me.
I only had one but we dated for just under two months 3 years ago.

>>34462129
What do you mean creep on? She has video games as an interest in her profile.

>>34462127
ALWAYS refer to masturbation as your opening line. Bonus points if you imply you or someone else is masturbating to them.

>>34462130
Yeah it was 4 different people. First one kept doing the pen pal shit after the first date so I stopped replying. Second and third one weren't that into me. Fourth one was probably the most into me, but she was like 260lb or something, so no.

>these are the people giving you advice in /htgwg/
Mother of geg

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>>34461697
>>34461734
Never never never simp.
Pathetic.

>>34462313
I've never participated in that thread.

>>34462321
Complimenting a bitch is sipping? Aren't I subtlety letting her know I want stick my dick in her?

>>34462326
it's more than subtle and referring to a woman as a bitch tells me what kind of person you are (too crude to help)

>>34462338
I called her a bitch because you think I'm simping. If I'm sipping I wouldn't be able to call her a bitch. I don't think she's a bitch either, it just keeps me from simping.

>>34462095
Is this your first time interacting with another human?

>>34461697
You should've started with "holy shit youre so hot lets have sex" it always works

>>34462380
Instead of throwing shade, why don't you actually explain what is off in the interaction. Why are all the dudes on this site so passive aggressive and gay

>>34462412
Autism and high estrogen levels. I can tell you seem to have some tism as well, but you seem to have normal Testosterone levels.

>>34462412
wow, god took his time making you :V

>>34462419
Is that the first time you've heard that? I've seen it used by normies all the time.

>>34462414
this isnt "normal testosterone levels" are u even reading his messages?

>>34462423
give me a link so i can find more gems like that

>>34462412
Not throwing shade im genuinely curious.. is this the first time u hit a woman up?
Your mistake is trying to do small talk and being too polite for dating app standards

>>34462427
You guys who's are flaming him are taking the position that you're good at talking to women. If you're good at talking to women, I'll assume your estrogen is slightly higher than normal. Most masculine young guys are terrible at talking to women. OP just needs his first lay. It's like getting that first job, makes getting all the ones afterwards easier cause of experience and knowledge. Keep going OP, I believe in you!

>>34462435
I've gotten 3 dates off of dating apps in the last 4 years. I figured I knew what I was doing. But do explain what you would have done better that everyone else on this board seems to know except me.

>>34462440
>Most masculine young guys are terrible at talking to women
According to who? this makes no fucking sense

>>34462444
Those are some rough numbeers what's ur age btw?
Also i'd probably would have said the same stuff just different wording

>>34462351
lmao
I hope you don't get her preggo

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>>34462095
>>34462121

Fuck man, I feel like I'm getting roasted by the other anons in here too, since I legit don't see many problems with what you chose to say to her, it is about what I'd try to say to, but everyone's saying the banter wasn't good... fuck.

>>34461697
>Wow, God took his time making you
Most women would interpret this as "Wow, you're really fat" - the implication being, it must have taken a long time because there's so much of you. At best, this will come across as "wow, huge tits" and that's still not a good way to start a conversation.

shes black, if youre white she will go for it anyway
black bitches are addicted to white boys

>>34462595
nah youre just inexperienced
you should match/respond to the girls general attitude
if theyre giving you short replies, give them short replies back, just make sure its still going somewhere
ALWAYS give them ample opportunity to talk about themselves, girls love nothing more but to TALK ABOUT THEMSELVESg

how good you can cater to their emotional state and push their buttons is how good of a mate they deem you to be

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>>34462673
I matched her energy i guess.

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Holy shit. Brian, do women like it when your mean to them?

Was this a lame response? What would your guys superior brains have produced as an answer? How many neural pathways did you dedicate to this skill?

>>34463277
You're putting in more effort, and she's giving one word responses. You need to convey that she needs to fix that or you're gone. If she doesn't fix it, move on.

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>>34463293
Well, she seemed more talkative after I called her gaming choice lame. So now that I have more of her interest, I shot my shot.

>>34463296
Alright, she hasn't replied. It's over. Thanks for coming everyone.

>>34463317
Mission failed, we'll get 'em next time

>>34461734
lol

>>34463357
Femanon why are you laughing.

>>34463296
you pissed her off, idiot. why do 3/10 men think that negging women works in all scenarios? sorry, that strat is only for 7/10 men going for 9/10 women in bar settings

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>>34463372
Where did you learn to talk to women? Why are you attacking me so harshly? There were no classes on how to talk to women in school.

>>34463376
pro tip jackass: be nice to women that you like. she either likes it or she's bpdmaxxed looking to fuck an abusechad and you are dodging a bullet by being "too nice"

>>34463376
>anon can't fathom that women are just people and needs to take classes to talk to people who are slightly different than him
your life must suck bro

>>34463387
Why the fuck are you on 4chan if your so normal?

>>34463395
femcel idiot

>>34463396
That doesn't fucking exit you retard

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Thanks for coming everyone.

>>34463422
learn english

>>34463442
respond "i've always thrived in love-hate relationships ;)" then send a dick pic. this will only work if you have a huge dick though

>>34463453
It's 5.8" i am afraid.

>>34463451
Have sex

Honestly man, this is a train wreck.
Move on and learn.
Also next time when you invite a girl on a date, like bowling, just invite them. Don't add the part of saying "or if that not your thing lmk" -- it telegraphs weakness and simp energy. Always act like whatever you want is cool. Bitches are attracted to men who are confident in their ideas.

>>34463494
Why don't they teach any of this in school? How am I supposed to know this off-rip?

>>34463442
How do i put this in your redditard language... youre a chud

>>34463511
Do you also need help breathing?

>>34463442
LMAO she thinks that you're a manchild that would rather argue about videogames and play Minecraft than bend her over and fuck her. How do we fix it other than by just not engaging or being open? No clue. If I knew I wouldn't be here.

>>34463531
Wait, so instead of asking her about her hobby and then trying to engage with her on it, I should have just said she had nice tits and I wanted to motorboat them? Fuck, how did I mess up so bad

>>34463554
You sound just like me

>>34463524
So talking to women and getting sex from them is as easy as breathing to you? Why the fuck are you on 4chan then?

>>34463557
Have you been socially isolated since going to your shitty ghetto middle school 13 years ago?

>>34463559
To sit on my throne and laugh at threads like these

>>34463578
Has your dick ever gotten creamy from all the creamiest you dumped in a bitch?

>>34463578
Where's the throne

>>34463602
His toilet.

People rip on OP, but I gotta agree with him, it ain't easy to have to come up with shit to say man. I think it was a decent effort, you just need to keep learning through trial and error I guess. It ain't no exact science.

>>34463621
The people on this board will always clown the OP based on the woman's reactions. If this woman was more reciprocating the tone in this thread would be very different. Even on 4chan, most of these autistic mfs are still just followers and sheep.

>>34463296
>>34463296
You dumb motherfucker, you were going good, you even pushed her into a defending position of her bullshit game, but you had to sent a second message about bowling??! dumb fucking move, I'm not saying I'm better than you in anyway, but even I wouldn't have sent that second message, or even talked about minecraft

>>34463646
Yeah, but that made her say that I have bad vibes or smthn. So it didn't really work out for me regardless.

>>34461697
Just wait for a response. If she doesn't sau anything in the next 24 hours then you can assume disinterest. At which point don't respond just move on and try with the next match.
If she talks within the week then carry on loke nothing happened. If it's over a week she likely isn't that interested and is feeling desperate, in which case you should not engage.

>>34463442
She ain't worth it. You wouldn't like her anyways, believe me. It's a hassle keeping up with girls who HATE your interests. The effort you'll put in is not worth the payout.

You didn't do anything wrong. I've fucked girls who I've played minecraft with. You need to keep looking.

>>34463750
Scratch that. You shouldn't have called her game "lame". You don't know her well enough to roast her yet.

Granted, Fortnite is a generic "no-games" response and was a red flag.

>>34463755
I thought women liked to banter.

>>34461697
>>34461734
>>34463260
When will retards learn that you need to meet the foid as soon as possible in person. That way she's not texting 10 different guys and you have her whole attention. So only text her to give you her number to meet in person. If she doesn't answer then fucking move on.

>>34463780
I don't know if calling someone's interest "lame" right out the gate qualifies as banter. She'll need to be better acquainted with you to understand you aren't actually shitting on her.
That being said, she may be the kind of person without any tolerance to possible insult. Hard to say.

>>34461697
You care too much about the outcome of an interaction with a fat girl using a dating app that has her tits out on her picture

You should treat them with less respect, unironically

Specially if they are not white.

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>>34463442
>okay

Talking to women just seems exhausting.