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Anonymous
04/25/26(Sat)12:50:56 No.34463732

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Anonymous 04/25/26(Sat)12:50:56 No.34463732

I need someone to do the hard stuff for me and baby my way into a European country so I can be happy. I am a stupid pathetic retard that cannot figure it out for myself. How do I get to Ireland from America? Please, it would solve my entire life

Anonymous
04/25/26(Sat)22:28:46 No.34465283

Anonymous 04/25/26(Sat)22:28:46 No.34465283

>>34463732
You live in the first fucking world. Even third worlders figure it out. Just buy a fucking ticket and move. Also Ireland is shit.

Anonymous
04/25/26(Sat)23:08:06 No.34465368

Anonymous 04/25/26(Sat)23:08:06 No.34465368

Marry a Yuropoor foid or get a blue card. Shouldn't be hard to emigrate to an Anglophone country.

Anonymous
04/25/26(Sat)23:18:50 No.34465397

Anonymous 04/25/26(Sat)23:18:50 No.34465397

>>34463732
Marry me

Anonymous
04/26/26(Sun)03:45:48 No.34466227

Anonymous 04/26/26(Sun)03:45:48 No.34466227

>>34463732
>How do I get to Ireland from America?
by bus

Anonymous
04/26/26(Sun)03:47:30 No.34466235

Anonymous 04/26/26(Sun)03:47:30 No.34466235

>>34463732
You CAN'T just move someplace. They have to let you in, and every country has immigration laws designed to keep foreigners from stealing jobs from locals or going on the dole. Look at the Irish Immigration website

Anonymous
04/26/26(Sun)04:23:45 No.34466302

Anonymous 04/26/26(Sun)04:23:45 No.34466302

>>34463732
>Please, it would solve my entire life
I seriously doubt that.

However, assuming you have at least €600,000 to spare, your best bet is probably to apply for citizenship in Malta. Once you are a citizen of any EU country, you can relocate to any other one indefinitely.

If you don't have €600,000 to spare, you can fuck off. The EU doesn't want you.

Anonymous
04/26/26(Sun)04:24:46 No.34466305

Anonymous 04/26/26(Sun)04:24:46 No.34466305

>>34463732
Do you have any reasonable excuse for claiming asylum?

Anonymous
04/26/26(Sun)05:02:03 No.34466381

Anonymous 04/26/26(Sun)05:02:03 No.34466381

>>34463732
Here is the baby explanation in how it's done:
>Apply for a job based in Ireland. If accepted, ask the boss to get you a worker visa. (The worker visa means you can stay because the boss said to the government you are a good worker)

>Marry an Irish citizen. Apply for a spousal visa (The spousal visa means you can stay because your Irish partner told the government you are a good husbando/waifu).

>Go to Ireland and cry about victimhood either on the phone or in writing to one of their government/migration facilities (This may grant you asylum. Asylum is when you told the victim you are scared of getting boo-boos and ouchies from your big mean home country and if the Irish government are feeling generous they may let you stay).

The easiest way is to marry an Irish citizen. However you will need to actually love that person and the government will require proof of this commitment in the form of happy photos together with your Irish partner, plane tickets or boat tickets that prove you visited often and he visited you often. This is required to prevent people from faking relationships to gain entry into the country.

Anonymous
04/27/26(Mon)02:41:13 No.34470366

Anonymous 04/27/26(Mon)02:41:13 No.34470366

>>34466381
Fuck. Maybe I can do the first one? I cannot love & I am unable to communicate about how I am being persecuted in America without being labeled an anti-semite

Anonymous
04/27/26(Mon)04:28:19 No.34470614

Anonymous 04/27/26(Mon)04:28:19 No.34470614

>>34470366
>I cannot love
Are you asexual? A tranny?

Anonymous
04/27/26(Mon)04:37:49 No.34470628

Anonymous 04/27/26(Mon)04:37:49 No.34470628

>>34470614
Closet fag never coming out

Anonymous
04/27/26(Mon)04:49:42 No.34470641

Anonymous 04/27/26(Mon)04:49:42 No.34470641

>>34470628
dude go to Continental Europe why live with micks if you're gay

Anonymous
04/27/26(Mon)04:52:39 No.34470645

Anonymous 04/27/26(Mon)04:52:39 No.34470645

>>34470641
Maybe Austria?

Anonymous
04/27/26(Mon)05:18:02 No.34470672

Anonymous 04/27/26(Mon)05:18:02 No.34470672

>>34463732
>How do I get to Ireland
Have you ever been? It's an absolute shit hole, and it's only getting worse year on year.

Anonymous
04/27/26(Mon)05:55:57 No.34470731

Anonymous 04/27/26(Mon)05:55:57 No.34470731

>>34470672
Okay well maybe I can help make it better

Anonymous
04/27/26(Mon)10:33:59 No.34471101

Anonymous 04/27/26(Mon)10:33:59 No.34471101

>>34463732
The problem with going someplace else to be happy is that when you get there you're still you.

Anonymous
04/27/26(Mon)10:41:41 No.34471119

Anonymous 04/27/26(Mon)10:41:41 No.34471119

>>34466235
But if you're brown Ireland will let you in anyway

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