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What is it like having a porn star kind of dick? I've always wanted to have one ever since I saw porn when I was a kid. I had always hoped puberty would give me that kind of dick but it didn't happen and I have a short 5 inches. Any tips on how to get over reality?
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>>34464637
you dont have sex at all so its not like a big dick would change anything for you
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>>34464651
When I see the insertion part of the porn it makes me so hard. The dick is like spreading the anus and pussy, i bet it must feel incredible if you have girth and get to bottom out. Some guys get all the luck man.
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>>34464637
It's overrated, and every time I try to explain that to men of average dick size or below it goes in one ear and out the other.

>How to get over reality?
You don't even have a view of reality to begin with. What you call reality is actually a fantasy that has been defined by your copious amount of porn use.

I'll write out again, all of the reasons why having a large penis is overrated:
>All of female pleasure nerves inside of the vagina are found within the first 1 - 3 inches of the vagina
>If you are above 3 inches, you can get the job done
>Having a big dick doesn't increase her pleasure
>The idea of large insertions having that quality comes from porn. Women in porn take large insertions (either from a dick or an object) because male viewers want to see explicit footage of the vagina spreading.
>Women who do large insertions are doing this for attention, they know (and believe me, women know) what men want to see, and women will act as though they are crazy for large insertions
>Because women want to please men as much as you want to please them. You as a man want to please her sexually. She as a woman wants to please your fantasy.
>If your fantasy is being a big boy big dick she will fake moan "oh so big oh my God oh uaaaaah"
>Women even do this to men with short dicks in real life
>Having a big dick does not make you a sexual stud or lady killer in the bedroom
>You can still be a two pump chump and bust too quick with a big dick
>You can still have erectile dysfunction with a big dick
>You can still fail at sex miserably with a big dick
>All of this gay dick comparing shit is gay because you keep thinking about other men's dicks
>Stop doing that and snap out of your penis pity party, because it's based on nothing realistic

And inb4 "cope" I'm well over 7 inches and it's as thick as a Nintendo Wiimote. And I have never lead a porn star sex life. I have had sex only in committed relationships and my sex is no better than any other regular dudes
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>>34464754
How can you have such a big dick and such a lame sex life. Are you ugly? Autistic? Short? Why dont you use what God gave blessed you with and indulge in hedonism you fucking retard.
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How does porn work these days, if you have a big dick how would you get into porn making? Or is porn all just female solo parasocial shit nowadays?
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You can get surgery to get your dick larger, the only downside is that you can have severe health issues 10+ years from now, your body doesn't absorb the chemicals too well
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>>34464817
Hedonism is for animals. And I mean that literally, the behaviour of hedonism is something we attribute to animals. That's exactly how animals behave, they avoid pain and seek pleasure, and that's it. If you want to voluntarily think and feel as something less than human, something sub-human, like a dog or a rat or a pig, go ahead retard.
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>>34464637
People like it online and want to try it but it's still a total crash and burn once they realize you're autistic and have no game. You can jerk off on camsites for gay men to get extra neetbux but that's about it. 8.5 and still gonna die alone.
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>>34464637
It feels heavy and swings between my legs
-sun
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>>34464926
not him but you talk a lot about penises for not being interested in hedonism kek,
i wouldve believed you if you were a women but not like this, you are just a bro science stoic meme guy
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>>34464637
5 inches isn't short, it's average. And women actively dislike very big dicks; they hurt. Being really big makes you extremely popular with gay men, but not with women.
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>>34464754
>>34464926
>le stoic
>All of female pleasure nerves inside of the vagina are found within the first 1 - 3 inches of the vagina

You dont have a big dick and it shows lmao

I have a slighly above average dick (6.5x5.2 NBP inches) and women love it. I have a couple of friends who have actual big dicks (no homo) and they have just gotten laid out having it and word spreading around.

Me having just this slightly big dick feels amazing. Her hands just about wrap around it and it doesnt fit in her mouth well, however it does fit entirely in the vagina but I cannot imagine how it feels to have a huge one that actually spreads her shit and makes her gargle hard. Must be insane. Also when you take pics of the erect bulge under a towel or sweatpants, pfff

>yours doesnt hurt me, its more comfortable teehee

Gtfo kekkk

>>34464817
its because hes larping, thats why
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>>34464637
I stopped caring about my dick size (16cm) when I noticed many of the bigger porn actors didn't insert their whole penises inside the woman's pussy. Sex would be much less enjoyable if I couldn't do that.
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>>34464754
Why do men in womens novels have large dicks then if they are nothing special?
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i have such a giant cock literal whores and prostitues go nuts when they see it. it makes them cum. doesn’t exactly get you far in life because by the time they can find out how big it is it’s too late. only helps when you’re fucking a group of friends and they tell each other that it’s huge
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>>34464637
One tip is to get a tiny girlfriend.
My dick is 7" and thick so slightly above average. But my new girlfriend of 2 months is the smallest girl I've ever dated. She's 5'2" and weighs about 100 lbs. She has a tiny little ass and a tight innie pussy.
She thinks my dick is enormous. It's slow getting into her but when I go balls deep, I penetrate almost up to lungs. I completely fill her up and stretch out the bottom of her canal. Because of her tiny ass, I can penetrate even further than some chick with a dump truck.

Everything looks bigger on a smol girl.
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>>34467413
bro your dick is not slightly above average, its definitively big

What did past women (of bigger size) say about it? Im curious
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blatant spam thread
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>>34467692
Many said it was big for them.
I guess I've been affected by seeing Giant Porn Dicks too.

But my point still stands which is take an average size dick and put it in the hands (or mouth) of a tiny girl, and you will feel like a king.

My new girlfriend has the sweetest, smallest tightest-looking little pink asshole I've ever even. It's just a dot. I tongue fucked it hard the other day after she got out of the shower. I wanna fuck it so bad but I'd probably kill her.
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>>34467835
>new girlfriend
Y-you've had multiple? Is it easy for you? Are you tall? Do you lead with dick or money why are our life experiences so different. Why would God do this? I want your life
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>>34467039
>Why do men in womens novels have large dicks then if they are nothing special?
First of all, why are you reading womens novels about men with large dicks?
Second of all, novels are fantasy and not reality, which falls under the same problem as porn. If you use fantasy to set the standard or expectation of real sex it counts for autism.



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