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>>34464444
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tfw no man on top of me
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>>34467099
Plap
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shitty op photo op, shouldve done something cute
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tfw no man
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>>34467104
...I'm not seeing the issue? Do you think female mangaka are the only mangaka who draw dark skinned girls?
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>>34467104
dude i was just on /a/ why do you have to spam every fukken board on this goddamn website
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I'm an unfeeling husk of a person
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Women and gay men. How far can you go? Be honest.
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>4chan
>the place of degenerates, racists and other lowlife outcasts
>BUT CHEATING IS BADD WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU??
Lol
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>>34467113
Like most moids desu
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>>34467103
I don't get why women put up with annoying, evil cheaters
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Either gender

How was your weekend? What have you gotten up to? I asked last thread but I wanted to ask again.
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>>34467115
Pique's not gonna fuck you bro
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>>34467115
4chan is for white teenage male edgelords only
everybody else is just a tourist
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What's your ideal kabedon height ratio?

https://qwertyaz111.github.io/kabedon-floor-simulator/
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>>34467117
Ikr? We should chop their dicks of and that's the end of it
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>>34467103
Hey
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>>34467118
failed to work on my car saturday
just air fried some frozen chicken tenders
probably about to fap
then i guess ill browse until i go eat at my uncles for dinner
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>>34467115
Even 4chan has standards
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>>34467122
Do people really intellectualize sex this much
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>>34467116
I'm not a moid
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>>34467113
I do not believe a truly unfeeling creature would feel the need to make a post like this.
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>>34467129
>He doesn't know that loli is still allowed on /b/ and that it still gets posted on other NSFW boards all the time
Awwwwww, you're so innocent.
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>>34467118
i made out with someone and then threw up
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>>34467123
As a potential cheater I'd rather not, I still have that one girl I'd cheat on everyone with if she came calling
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>>34467132
Irrelevant
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>>34467131
I'm a high IQ sex intelectualizer
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>>34467122
me and hypothetical volleyball player gf
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>>34467137
You're evil
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>>34467133
It's a new development
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Why won't women put this much effort into their wardrobe?
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>>34467137
Same here.
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>>34467136
Hot
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>>34467143
No I'm not, she's just too damn smart, funny, pretty and hot
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>>34467122
Gay
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>>34467149
You have shit taste
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why is all the porn moids consume so violent and uncaring towards the woman? and then they project and claim that women are into that shit while they rape them
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I was hanging with my attractive chad friend and he downloaded hinge as a joke and it blackpilled me so hard.
He had this one pic lifting his shirt showing his abs and so many girls were like "i need this rn"

Like this was an innocent looking horse girl
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>>34467146
Doesn't seem worth paying attention to then. Maybe he did in fact fumble her.
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>>34467153
Ok then go get her and leave the other girls alone you dumb moid. You'll never love them anyway.
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>>34467159
I get off to women being beaten and raped
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>>34467161
i keep telling you niggers to get abs and you never listen
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>>34467149
Date a professional cosplayer.
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>>34467135
Good thing it's pretty much dead
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>>34467159
the only porn i consume is like soft core pinups, and i just use my imagination to make out and have sex with them in my mind until i come
actual video pornography of people fucking is gross imo
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>>34467159
Because moids are evil.
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>>34467118
Mid so far. Yours?
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>>34467161
Yep, this is why birthrates are in the shitter. I wish I was young enough to get abs and be hot, must be nice

>>34467164
Nah, she's out of my league alongside most other girls. It's hookers for me
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>>34467161
>people like attractive people
Big shocker
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>>34467159
>all the porn moids consume so violent and uncaring towards the woman
Just not true.
But lurking this thread I often wonder why it seems to be so exceedingly common for women to be into that kind of stuff.
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>>34467169
Your cope is adorable.
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>>34467167
Abs are annoying to get you need to eat less than a tablespoon worth of food
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>>34467161
>horse girl
>innocent
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>It's another men gaslighting women about how they have the most vanilla sexualities ever and women only masturbate to the most degenerate porn ever episode
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>>34467177
good, now get to it fatty
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>>34467159
I only watch solo stuff. If there's a hint of any guy being involved at all I can't watch it.

>>34467172
Pretty much the same. I've been chaotically trying to catch up on everything I've wanted to do all week, so I've been catching up with people and playing games and watching videos and reading comics. Better than it being a bad weekend though.
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>>34467175
>Just not true.
I just look at all of the threads on /gif/ involving men fucking women
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>>34467181
Nta
Most anons ITT are too old to benefit from abs, if you're over 25 you should just bloatmaxx and fuck call girls, maybe have sex vacations
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>>34467180
What, because of my one reply?
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I don't even hate moids, I'm just disappointed in you. Why can't you be better?
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>>34467187
Oh I'm not saying it's in any way uncommon. Just far from all of it.
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>>34467167
>>34467173
I have abs. i dont have the face though
he's also 6'2
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>>34467192
penis wenis
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>>34467187
I wouldn't take /gif/ as the rule at all. They're desensitized as hell and have had threads about jerking off to female suicides within the last week.
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>>34467137
This is an interesting topic
Would femanons here allow their bfs to cheat on them if he met his dream girl? He could never meet her again.
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>>34467192
I'm disappointed in my self too, to be honest.
>Why can't you be better?
I'm a broken individual. I think I've always been broken.
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>>34467196
Go fuck girls then what's the problem
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>>34467196
All these girls were like super hot too. He had 100+ likes in 24 hours.

this was his bio
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>>34467196
He has anime bishonen proportions
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>>34467204
this is my friend's profile, not mine. I get ZERO matches but troons and bots
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i hate when women call me sweet
im not sweet
im just good at masking how bitter and depressed i am
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>>34467159
Because men have the retarded instinct that if you arent violently jackhammering a woman with enough force/volume then she will be totally incapable of feeling any stimulation of any kind, so porn depicts the bare minimum of competent sex as "something that would kill a normal woman"
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>>34467210
You have abs, you're probably in your early 20s, drop this woe is me bullshit and have sex kek. Literally zero excuses
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>>34467202
If we're in a commited relationship I'm the dream girl. Deal with it like a decent human being.
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>>34467211
Then stop presenting as sweet.
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Just seeing how fcking easy it is.
And this was hinge which is supposed to be more of the "not hook up but serious dating" app.
He absolutely crushes it on tinder
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>>34467213
Dude did you not read what i just said???
I get ZERO matches
He made an account and got 100+ likes and several roses without swiping.
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>>34467217
what kind of weird cuckold self flagellation shit is this
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>>34467217
Post the goth girls photos
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>>34467213
Nta, but I used to have abs. Like he said, it doesn't matter if you don't have the face to match it.
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I wish all ladies in the thread a beautiful Sunday
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>>34467219
Naw, if you have abs, are lean and young you'd get matches too. That's probably your profile, stop the BS
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>>34467175
>But lurking this thread I often wonder why it seems to be so exceedingly common for women to be into that kind of stuff.
I don't get that either
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Gender
Have you ever been cheated on?
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I wish I was a beautiful lady
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>>34467228
F and no
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>>34467226
Nigga I AM TELLING YOU I GET ZERO MATCHES.
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>>34467228
M
no, because ive never been in a relationship
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>>34467220
If they constantly re-affirm the deterministic lottery they failed to win as the reason they cant get sexo, it becomes a heroic and tragic struggle against a cruel injustice of fate

the alternative is actually becoming fuckable but the implication that its acrually their fault is too much to bear so they ignore any suggeestion which follows to that conclusion
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>>34467183
>I only watch solo stuff. If there's a hint of any guy being involved at all I can't watch it.
HOLY INSECURITY
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>>34467231
I wonder if I swiped left on you
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>>34467217
Btw this guy is unemployed, neet that lives with his parents still.
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>>34467214
Most bfs settle for their gfs. We will always have a different dream girl, the one we didn't get.
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>>34467196
Very lickable abs
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Men are stupid.
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>>34467228
Both of the only times i was ever involved with a girl, unfortunately

I am aware that my hatred of women is basically entirely fueled by extremely unfortunate personal biases but no amount of rational thinking can change it atp
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>>34467228
M, I guess so. I didn't learn about it until after we broke up, and by that point it just vindicated me.

>>34467237
I like women. I don't like men. I don't want to hear or see a man while I'm fapping.
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>>34467238
you prob did.

I will say he got hinge premium. i never paid for dating apps. i doubt the results would change though. I also dont post with myself lifting my shirt up because it seems douchey. But I guess it works?
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>>34467231
Yes you can, like I said, you're probably young, in your early 20s and fit. You have zero excuses

>>34467234
>the alternative is actually becoming fuckable but the implication that its acrually their fault is too much to bear so they ignore any suggeestion which follows to that conclusion
Only feasible if you're 16-25 and even then you might have to take hormones
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>>34467242
>Most bfs settle
Lol. Lmao.
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>non-consensual choking has skyrocketed in college
>Over 60% of women report being choked without consent during intercourse
Hey, women, I get that you want to blame men for everything but MAYBE STOP DATING THE SAME 3 GUYS AND THEN BLAMING THE VIRGIN LOSERS FOR IT!?
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>>34467251
>The gender of accountability when men need to take accountability for their bad actions
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>>34467251
The guys choking women are the retarded inexperienced virgins who think women like that
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>>34467246
More like you don't like the idea of a man and a woman having sex together
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Either gender

What are your dating red flags? What would make you swipe left without hesitation?
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>>34467258
F
Namefagging on /atoga/, definitely.
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>>34467258
F
Does drugs or smokes
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>>34467206
So performative lmao
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>>34467258
F
Pictures taken in the gym or holding up a fish
Rightwing politics
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>>34467258
M
Rudeness, attention whoring, not thoughtful
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>>34467258
M
Copy pasted/overdone bios are an instant left.
>you deserve good things and I want to be one of them
>probably taller than you
>swipe left if you're nonchalant

It's just so fucking lazy. These foids actually googled "what's a good tinder bio?" like fucking retards.
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>>34467206
Massive trvke about women
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>>34467266
>Spend years getting the kind of body women objectively like
>We, not like that. You aren't supposed to be proud of it, you're just supposed to have it and pretend it was effortless
I literally hate women
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>>34467256
A strange takeaway but okay.
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>>34467264
Yeah thats all in his bio LOL. And then some pics.
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>>34467206
>>34467196

Women that get filtered by him are probably marriage material
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Why are his fake images so fuzzy?
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>>34467275
I mean he’s clearly looking for physical, shallow hookups, and everyone likes the feeling of getting more than they deserve. Why are you letting this bother you?
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>>34467248
True. Once you turn 26, the government breaks down your door and forcefeeds you cookies. They also break your legs and arms with hammers like in Misery so you can never ever lift again.
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>>34467271
Didn't say anything against showing your body, but if it's a gym pic that tells me a few things
>the act of going to the gym itself is important to you and not just routine
>you feel the need to show off at the gym specifically
>you have to show yourself off, you don't have anybody else who can take a picture of you
So you're probably a gymbro and have the personality of wet cardboard. Pass
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>>34467192
>I don't even hate moids, I'm just disappointed in you. Why can't you be better?
Shitty genes.
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>>34467283
Yeah. I mean 26 is cutting it but you can make a change and enjoy the benefits for a short time but 27, 28, 29, you're cooked
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>>34467258
M
Being envious of namefags on atoga

>>34467261
Yikes!
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>>34467284
My personality is actually worse than that, however it's been cultivated by how awful women are, this is just the natural response.
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ive literally never been to the gym
why is that a "requirement" now
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>>34467284
So... what if I just take the same pic in a mirror at home?
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>>34467258
Being really into pop culture and fandoms, to the point were it's their entire personality.
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>>34467161
I don't get these apps. Who's the man here and who's the woman?
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>>34467293
Actually it's
><27
>roids
>hair despite roids
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>>34467251
You're saying just three guys between them have dated 60% of all college-age women in the country?
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>>34467295
INFINITELY better
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>>34467299
I'm being hyperbolic. They're dating the same TYPE of guy, which is a small subset of the population is the point.
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>>34467299
Three men attended Choking Academy and went on to date 62 million college-age women after graduation.
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>>34467299
>dated
foids just fuck the Chad while their provider bf is at work to pay for rent
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>>34467296
How 'into' is too into?
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>>34467261
Based
>>34467289
I take it you weren't here for Gary, Croc, and MKG
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>>34467306
Are Gary and MKG gone??
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>>34464890
>>34466384
tfw you people can barely go a day without mentioning me when I hardly post here anymore
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>>34467308
Mostly
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>>34467180
You talk like a bot
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>>34467305
Owning more than one funko pop is too into
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>>34467299
See
>>34467217
>>34467196
>>34467161


Women are fucktoys for chad who gets the choke the shit out of them. That dude probably goes through thousands of women before turning 30, math checks out
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>>34467310
>Creepy Dan
Lmfao
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>>34467311
Thank FUCKING god!
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>>34467310
post choons
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>>34467298
Male on male attraction is weird
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>>34467258
F
Negging/does the whole playful mean/pulling pigtails thing as a way of flirting. It will make me cry
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ATOGA, tell me what you're
>watching
>playing
>reading
>listening
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>>34467258
TOP 10 RED FLAGS POWER RANKINGS

1. Is not a virgin
2. Likes going out to bars or concerts
3. Smokes, drinks, does drugs
4. Doesn't like dogs
5. Doesn't have at least 1 artistic hobby and 1 intellectual hobby
6. Wears too much makeup
7. Reads self improvement books
8. Doesn't know how to cook
9. Doesn't like vidya
10. Likes only normalfag anime/manga
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>>34467321
Women only date lean men with abs anon
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>>34467258
>What are your dating red flags? What would make you swipe left without hesitation?
Wants or has kids. Looking for marriage.
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>>34467258
F
Casual
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>>34467325
>watching
this thread
>playing
with my buttcheek
>reading
your post
>listening
to the aircon
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>>34467327
Date date I mean, not date settle down for money type of dating... If you don't have abs, be lean and young she won't find you sexually attractive
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>>34467327
No one likes a gym bro more than a male
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>>34467325
>Watching
NHL playoffs
>playing
Minecraft
>reading
WW2 battles
>listening
Dark souls 2 ost
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>>34467327
you dont need roids for that you just need to run and eat fewer calories
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Why can't I stop wasting several hours every day lying in bed thinking about him fucking and cuddling and kissing me
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>>34467228
F
Technically no I've always just been left for someone else. They come back while they're with the gf and try to cheat on her with me though. Ugh. Sometimes I wonder what this means, if he respects me less than her or what.
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>>34467325
>>playing
ETS2
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>>34467325
>watching
the time
>playing
with my dick
>reading
this post
>listening
to the birds
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When I was in elementary school, a random boy pinched my ass. Was I sexually assaulted even if by being a child he meant nothing sexual by it?
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>>34467343
>with my dick
What size
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>>34467333
Women like them more

>>34467335
Not enough, you need tren
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Men how often do you get the urge to rape? What's the longest you've gone without it?
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>>34467325
Just watched Game Night, a decent serviceable comedy by the same directors as D&D: Honor Among Thieves.

Halfway through playing Grim Fandango: Remastered, and now my undead skeleton Calavera is on a boat.

Reading E.T.A. Hoffmann's Strange Stories, a collection of short stories by the same man who wrote the story of The Nutcracker.

Listening to This American Life while I cook and do chores, wish me luck.
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>>34467336
You could be spending that time getting fit, practicing makeup, and learning to be fashionable and then you could just have him to cuddle.
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>>34467325
The Life of Chuck
Borderlands 3
Girl dinner diaries
Dune soundtracks
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>>34467325
>watching
Youtube videos about OceanGate
>playing
Golden Axe
>reading
Random comics on Marvel Unlimited. I'm checking out the free trial. Read one last night about Carnage trying to be a hero.
>listening
Nothing significant lately
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>>34467336
Gay
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>>34467348
Well every day in terms of urge, obviously. As for going on norape, I made it like 3 weeks one time which is a personal record.
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>>34467325
Lately?
>>watching
Nothing
>>playing
Verdun
>>reading
Vampire hunter D
>>listening
I've been listening to a lot of my local folk music lately
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>>34467325
>watching
Last thing I watched was Irreversible (2002)
>playing
Not a gamer but sometimes I play solitaire
>reading
Random Acts of Senseless Violence by Jack Womack
>listening
Sometimes I listen to podcasts or random songs on Youtube.
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>>34467348
Every 3 months I head to the woods and lie in wait motionless in the brush for female hikers. And when I see a nice fertile one on her own that's when I pounce.
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>>34467346
lol no
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foids, I just took a shower
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>older brother has gf
>younger brother has gf
>sister has 3 kids already
They all inherited the good germanic looks, im the only one stuck as a fucking balkanoid abomination
I swear im sending myself and my car off a cliff next year
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>>34467279
He was sharing them on a discord call with me and some others. I screenshotted these from there.

>>34467315
he's 20 and in triple digits. Oldest he cracked so far is 27
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>>34467346
you have never lifted in your life
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>>34467354
Carnage is so based. I didn't know they made comics about him alone
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>>34467348
I haven't had any success since graduation, and I'm beginning to think that my 62 million credit course in Rape Academy was a scam.
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>>34467362
Did you wash your penis?
>>
Women:
If your ex-boyfriend hit you up, would it be more or less pathetic to you to know he was already dating multiple other women?



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