I had sex with a prostitute in Mexico on vacation last week and now I have a sore throat and swollen lymph nodes. I have very minor itching and pain in my groin but it may be psychosomatic I’m not sure.I don’t have any sores or anything.I did use a condom. I was also on a cruise ship so I was in close proximity to hundreds of people so I’m hoping I just got the flu or something.How fucked am I? What should I do?
>>34471570There's no STD that would be giving you a sore throat and swollen lymph nodes on that kind of timescale. If you used a condom you're probably okay, but you may as well get tested in a month or so to put your mind at rest. In the mean time, assume it's flu, drink plenty of water, take paracetamol, and rest.
>>34471570Mononucleosis. Don't do heavy weight lifting or you can die. Rest a lot and drink water. There is no medicine for this.
>>34471570Plague. Black Death. Get your affairs in order asap.
>>34471570Mexico always makes everyone sick. Probably any other place too but, I hear about Mexico the most because of proximity.
>>34471570Mononucleosis 100% you'll feel extremely weak for the next month if you don't go to the hospital
>>34471570Shmuck
>>34471570Why was the prostitute on vacation in Mexico?
>>34474854Do you think prostitutes don’t take vacations?
>>34471570Did you eat her out?