What does pussy taste like?
>>34471757it can be either the greatest thing in the world or one of the grossest
>>34471757Guys say salt and coins? Don't do it anon. I think it's unsafe because supposedly guys get strep throat and other mouth or throat infections
It’s been a long time, but I remember it being a little tangy, sour and salty.
>>34471757Nobody wants to eat any of it. Better with hot sauce, but still not good.
>>34471757salty milk and coins
>>34471757Take a glass of milk, add a few teaspoons of table salt, mix it well. Then take copper pennies and soak it in there, allowing it to marinate for 5 minutes. Withdraw the pennies.Cut a raw potato in half, and then push and embed the salty milky coin into the face of the cut potato. The give the entire thing a lick. That's pussy.
>>34471815>Bonus recipe If you're after more realism, take a can of tuna meat and allow it to go warm in open air, until it picks up a strong smell. Slather that on the potato with the coin, get that fish smell in there. What this does is it emulates all of the piss a woman's vagina is glazed with day in and day out.
this one really depends on the girl the whole salty milk and coins thing is onto something, but it always has hints of their body odor as well and if you don't find their body odor at least okay then you're probably not going to like how the pussy tastes
>>34471757https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-Ssk27_T9I
>>34471757On the other side of the coin... what does dick taste like?
Kinda like licking a 9v battery
>>34471860
>>34471814>>34471860Do not remember seeing this one in the US land of the free.
>>34471874It's the funniest shit I have ever seen
>>34471863I can make you find out, you fag boy
It feels warm and like a spiritual connection, but I haven't tasted it.
>>34471926>like a spiritual connectionlmao gtfo outta with that
>>34471940Mr zach is a known psychotic. He refuses to take his medications. Source says he's ugly too.
>>34472022>uglyAt least I have a personality.
>>34472034>4chan namefagWorse than zero personality
>>34472087Bro you need to have a beer and lay back. Your brain is too damn grooved and it's making you have a headache when it slightly gets unwired by people like me.
>>34472087This guy is cooking>>34472121Bitch
>>34471757My fl tastes like mold.
>>34472132Not my problem.
>>34472087>Worse than zero personalityTrvthnuke
>>34472267To a 12 year old not a 31 year old man who knows words on a screen don't define happiness.
>>34471874>the US land of the freeAnd home of the braves!!! :D
>>34471863Clean dick fresh out the shower tastes like an avocado. Otherwise its just a sweaty taste to it and then the avocado taste and spit after awhile
>>34472474We killed the braves and named sports teams and weapons after them.
>>34471785yeah you can also get STIs from having penetrative sex. it's best you just avoid women altogether
>>34471803;)
>>34472667>dick tastes like an avocadolol seriously?
>>34471872boomers still make ads like this ? Or was the ethnic actor suggesting (((they))) are only taking chances with mediocre third worlds
>>34472943not him and every time i did it i was pretty drunk, but it's a warm hard fleshy rod. the head kinda has the texture of lips. you have to practice not to use your teeth. it's also hard to get much in your mouth which makes you appreciate women that can deepthroat
>>34471785>>34471803>salt and coinsOnly if she eats a shitty processed diet.
>>34472989>which makes you appreciate women that can deepthroatlol oh so very much
>>34471785>>34471815>>34471837>>34471840>>34473138who are you people who are putting coins in your mouth. https://youtu.be/f9aM_dT5VMI
>>34471757Throat cancer
>>34473260What?!
>>34473260it is so bizarre how much you incels fixate on that one STI every time this topic is brought up but none of the many others. i don't get it
i've tasted virgin teenage pussy twice when i was younger it's indescribable but healthy fit vegetarian non whore 20s pussy is the next best
>>34473320>i've tasted virgin teenage pussy twice when i was youngerWhat flavor was it?
>>34473335they were both blonds, one real light, one dirty blondone of them was tall and skinny, the other was short and thick (but not fat) and had HUGE tits
Lick your armpit on a hot sweaty day, it's not far off
You ever licked a 9v battery? Kinda like that but not as intense for most of them. Some taste like snot kinda
>>34471863My gf sometimes complains that it tastes like pee and injust tell it's less annoying when my dick is in her mouth and not yapping
Pussy should just taste like skin, maybe slightly sweaty but nothing odourous or off-putting. Anyone saying "milk and coins" is memeing and either a virgin or just going down on some nasty ass unshowered hoes.
>>34473575tf do you eat box mac and cheese and smoke a pack a day, tasteless fucking faggot some (most) of us have sharper senses than you, bud
>>34472087Holy truth nuked
>>34473575>Anyone saying "milk and coins" is memeing and either a virgin or just going down on some nasty ass unshowered hoes.It's milk and coins, doesn't matter if the woman showers, the inside of a vagina isn't soap and warm water it's vaginal mucus and natural bacteria. Sorry femanon you can't trick men into believing women fart fairy sparkles and their pussies are strawberries or some shit. Women have funky tasting parts of their body so what
>>34473575>>34474029If you know the taste of coins you have tasted my ass pennies
>>34472943I had read about it online prior to having a bf and sucking his dick but yeah was pleasantly surprised to see it was true and that its very similar to avocado in taste when clean.
>>34474573Man I hope you're a woman.
>>34471757cotton candy, bubble gum and love
>>34474693lol nice
>>34471757Tastes like fucking ass
>>34471757Depends on the girl. Either just a lil tangy, or absolutely putrid. Sometimes I like the taste, especially when she's real wet. Sometimes I can just tell based from the smell, that I'm not getting my face anywhere near it.
>>34474937>Sometimes I can just tell based from the smell, that I'm not getting my face anywhere near it.as a girl... I kek'd
it's like anything else you eat first there's a visual test then there's a smell test if either of these are failed then there is no need for a taste testi wish more women would stop spending a hr everyday putting poison on themselves and using that time to workout and prep good food it makes such an insane difference
>>34475167>poisonand by this i mean makeup
>>34474896Put some KY on that
>>34477366Yummy :P
Go grab some sweet baby rays. Vaguely like that.
>>34477426That’s the license plate of a black chick that busted her hand on my face. It was a blue 90s Ford Probe.
>>34477769>a black chickgross
>>34471757Corn tortilla chips or pan-seared scallops with butter
>>34471757power steering fluid and 2 AAA batteries
>>34471757G-good!
