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There are these 3 young women that live in the apartment above mine. They've been here for awhile but I haven't really seen them much or spoken to them at all.
How can I try and initiate contact with them? They are sometimes kinda loud so I can hear them down here. Maybe something to bring up? But I don't want to just complain.
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>>34480462
Play some really loud female moaning noises from your computer so they will think you have a huge dick
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>>34480479
and make banging sounds
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>>34480462

Bake a pie and gift them nigger, you don't say?
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Order a package to yourself and place it on their door step so they have to bring it to you. Make it some pathetic note from your imaginary ex girlfriend about how she wants you back and throw in blanked sprayed with woman’s perfume. Just in case they open it bit they probably won’t.
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Make a big dish meant for a family. Tell them you need help getting it dealt with because obviously you can't eat all of that by yourself.
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>>34480462
"Hi"
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>>34481528
And where do you go from there?
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>>34482540
My name is anon and I live on the floor below. What is your name?
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Dont be creepy

if you run into them in hallways often then glances first, if u pass glances and they reciprocate, then smile, if they reciprocate , then hi, if they reciprocate, then perform normal conversation. I bet u cant get that far. Dont be creepy tho. Living in the same building and not running into eachcother often is already the wrong place to start, and creepy.
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>>34482560
Creepy in womanese means ugly
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>>34480571
>>34482544
These are based suggestions OP >>34480462

I had a girl in my building literally write a letter and put it in everyone's inbox about how she just moved in here and looking for friends and is inviting everyone for tea at her place at this and this time. She also wrote her phone number and said don't worry at any time that you feel like contacting me even if you missed this letter by a lot, feel free to message me.

Honestly such a smart fucking move.
And I know this Indian guy that literally just goes up to his neighbors doorsteps and says hi I'm from this and this apartment how are you what do you study, then invites them over to talk / get to know.
You can do this op.
But be advised, that you are NOT getting pussy just because you made friends with your neighbors, in fact, you have to be careful with your neighbors because there's no avoiding them and they will see you for years. This is what they mean with don't shit where you eat.
Like look, if you're respectful in your conduct and never push and are okay with backing off in case something bad happens or they don't want you - then you can try. But you have to be willing to let them go and be respectful in case of rejection. And for all your sakes please don't make it awkward and "fall in love" with one of them and turn it into a pathetic mess, that shit will hurt everyone in the building.



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