>>34483713
Bitches be like “I’m into nerds” nah bitch, you’re into the IDEA of a nerd. You’d never fuck one let alone respect a nerd
>>34487103Kek, I'm nerdier than most poser moids.
>>34487103Have you ever had an original idea in your life
/atoga/ hates me :(
why do both men and women let themselves go once they're in a long term relationship/married? don't they want to look good for their partner? i get that love is more than just being horny but sex and physical attraction should still be an important part of it, no? and i've seen people who are still good looking even in their 30s and 40s so it's not like once you're too old you shouldn't even bother.
>>34487103Depends on the kind of nerd. Some guys use being a nerd as an excuse to act sexually creepy and socially unpleasant. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_DXYYIs1y2g
>>34487107Deserved
Either genderWhy is a grilled cheese with bacon called a grilled cheese with bacon, but a grilled cheese with tuna is called a tuna melt?
>>34487108Because taking care of yourself when you're old is hard and people are lazy
>>34487108Never happened to me I make every man I date go anorexic
Light women, how would you feel if your man picked you up and moved you around and stuff often?
>>34487110you don't know what you're saying. you don't even know me.
>>34487114That bad at cooking, huh?
Why do racists caricature Somali men as having huge, bulbous foreheads? Is this the modern version of the American black dudes with giant lips meme?
>>34487114That'd never happen to me.
>>34487097I actually have!!! I have a rly sexy voice so sometimes ill blindfold him for a lil mommy joi handjob. Ive done vampire asmr too ehee he really likes it when i nibble and tease on his neck from behind like im about to devour him. ASMR ROCKS!!!
>>34487114>every man i date never gets comfortable with mewinner alert
>>34487116What are you, an idiot? Obviously everybody would hate this. NOBODY likes physical intimacy, you moron. NOBODY wants to be touched by their romantic partner, you jackass.
>>34487114Anorexic foids don't look good either you know, perfect female phisique is haviung just a bit of plump
The fucked up thing about Florida fashion is people follow the same trends as everywhere else, but they decide to swap out normal shoes with flip flops from the dollar store. I've seen this since the era of babydoll tops and tights, and now again during the bell bottoms revolution. Florida people and they nasty ass feet.
>>34487126Please be patient I am retarded
Do women sexually get off on imagining male homosexual rape?
>>34487124Implying that men who are comfortable have an uncontrollable urge to become obese?
>>34487139that is exactly what i am implying
>>34487123>ill blindfold him for a lil mommy joi handjobI actually cringed irl.
>>34487127>Anorexic foids don't look good either you know,They do if they are pale.
>>34487116I'd like that, but he never has lol. Im 110 lbs so not heavy at least.
Foids, would you date a man who checks all of your boxes but moans his own name (full name - first, middle, and last) loudly every time he cums?
WomenHow do skincare companies get away with calling a product "dermatologist-recommended" or "gentle" when it contains harsh, damaging substances like cinnamal? This makes no sense!
>>34487127My last practice gf was anorexic. You're not wrong. I was most disgusted by her boney arms.
>>34487148lol what
I may be many things but at least I'm not an unemployed wife with a beauty blog / business that is losing money and begging my husbands job for a loan Kiii
Both genders.Who do you think was in the wrong here?
>>34487148I'd be too afraid he's a schizo at that point
>>34487152Like he'll throw his head back and bellow JOHHNY FUCKING ALBERT STEPHENSON when he cums
If he defends the bad guys in movies, he is not the one for you
>>34487154F wtf
>>34487158Kinda hot
>>34487154f, love wings. most entertaining lolcow, he is just misunderstoodm and easily ragebaited.
>>34487154male and something tells me nobody in this video is innocent>>34487159not fair
>>34487155Would you change your mind if he moaned his social security number instead?
>>34487147How tall are you, twiggy skelly?
>>34487135Yes yes yesss it's so hot
It's really scary being an adult now and realizing people decades older than me that control everything are complete messes who can barely function. Holy shit lmao boomers gen xers AND millennials need to die
>>34487154Realistically, how could you even stop such a massive blob from getting past you?
>>34487135Yes but I’m not proud
>>34487154Fat bastards lol
>>34487149No idea, I don't use anything on my actual skin at all
>>34487148Omg yes that'd be hilarious
>>34487170>AND millennials:(
Do you guys also have an annoyed/grossed out foid fetish?
>>34487167168cm
>>34487178Not really, I want to make a foid smile. If I do something embarrasing I want it to make her laugh and blush.
>>34487165better
>>34487178For me, it's an annoyed/pouting foid fetish.
Should the state mandate incels to lose their virginity to a randomly select woman his age so they stop going off?
>>34487170Zoomers aren't exactly known for their competence and mental health either.
Plap
>>34487181ThisI want a woman to look at me like this....
>>34487149Same reason companies selling shady "vitamin supplements" get away with their bullshit.>>34487154F>WingsObviously Wings. Not because he's a man, but because he's Wings.
>>34487154The American.
>>34487188I want nothing more than to cook for a woman I love.I want to craft and create things for her.
>>34487185Just pair the incels with rape victims. Trash meets trash, you know?
How come only white men get to experience this kind of love? wish i was white
>>34487174How about on your fake skin?
>>34487186Aren't we the most prudish self controlled generation?
>>34487195Nice nails.
>>34487194>Being a whiny virgin is just like being rapedYour mother made a mistake not aborting you.>>34487197nta>Aren't we the most prudishYeah that prudishness has a big impact on how obnoxious and full of yourselves you are.
>>34487185>randomly select womanrandomly selected slut, who signed up for that program*
>>34487107>/atoga/ hates me :(Yes. Yes we do.
>>34487185It'd be much easier and safer to mass execute them.
Foids, would you date a man who checked all your boxes but moaned the complete text of the last post he made on /atoga/ every time he cums?
>>34487199So who raped you?
>>34487108>don't they want to look good for their partner?No, of course not. No one should ever want to look good for their partner. You should only ever want to look good for yourself.
i was at an event with my brother and his friend and we were all drinking a lot. when my brother went to the restroom he gave me his drink to hold. i have no idea what compelled me to do it, probably the sudden 60 second long awkward silence between me and his friend + my drunkenness, but i tried offering my brother's drink to him for some goddamn reason, right as my brother was coming back.i have kinda avoided my brother for a week now because i was embarrassed. how bad was it?
>>34487185Do you really think if an incel lost his virginity, it'd cure his hostile, disagreeable attitude?
I can choose to be unhealthy if I want
>>34487207No one. Why do you have no sympathy for rape victims?
>>34487203>bad with women? we're going to fucking kill youwell at least you took the mask off, took you long enough
>>34487112M. They're only called that in the US, and what is over-optimistically called "American English" is inherently nonsensical.
Have you ever performed an animal sacrifice?Have you ever been used as a human sacrifice?
>>34487213Was it a family member? Acquaintance? A stranger?
>>34487214Yes, that'd get rid of 90% of nonwhite men and the fattest ugliest most autistic least productive white men, instant gigantic upgrade of society in every conceivable way
>>34487121Why do racists do anything? Because they're idiots. That's all the explanation you need.
>>34487214Oh sorry, did I offend your feelings after you were being a little bitch? :(See, this is why nobody likes you even on 4chan, you are such a fragile ego who only knows how to dish out.
>>34487214ntaThe problem with incels isn't that they're autistic. It's that they demand some sort of retarded love communism to get what they want. They're whiny and irritating.>>34487218I already told you no one. Now answer my question.
>>34487170Millennimal Animals are still working at entry level jobs in their late 30s and 40s. Many of us don't even have higher than an Associate's degree.
Should I kill myself because I feel like people in general don't seem to like or respect me?
>>34487222Do you still think about him? Do the memories come up when you touch yourself?
>>34487220There's a lot of sociology, anthropology, geography, and politology of racism you can study that goes deeper than racists are stupid.
>>34487135>Do women sexually get off on imagining male homosexual rape?It's not a sex thing, just a warm sense of justice having been done.
>>34487227Anon I'm asking you a simple question that you should be able to answer. I answered your question, and now you should answer mine. Why are you so resistant to basic conversation?
>>34487195Has nothing to do with being white kek. Plenty of us whites are still turbovirgins >>34487212The only embarrassing thing is drinking a lot>>34487211This lmao. Inceldom is just a byproduct of having a shitty personality, not the cause>>34487103Plenty of women like nerds, just not ugly ones
have you ever gone >not my problem irl?
>>34487229Is the reason women are so often friends with gay men is because they want to use those men to sexually harass and rape problematic straight guys as a punishment?
>>34487221i wasnt the original person you were talking to>you are such a fragile ego who only knows how to dish out.screeching about your impotent murder fantasies is not banter>>34487219just seems like eugenics but gayer, to be honest
>>34487232If you told me you were drowning? I would not lend a hand.
>>34487232it is your problem, retard lol. That'll fuck up your plumbing so bad
>>34487234Not as gay as the lives of excess men
>>34487199Being a virgin is obviously worse because it's humiliating and lowers your futher chances of succeeding and reproducing. Being raped as a man by another man is also humiliating but I don't see how a woman being raped really matters. It's not really humiliating, it's pretty much nothing.
>>34487236Not my problem, I'm a renter.
>>34487234>i wasnt the original person you were talking toI don't remember asking.You are all a braindead and vile hivemind.
>>34487230Men who are secretly trannies (usually incels at the same time) have a hard time talking to women, give the creature a break
>>34487238>but I don't see how a woman being raped really matters. It's not really humiliating, it's pretty much nothing.Question are you one of those guys who's confused as to why misandry is a thing?
>>34487232Yes, some of my favs to wind people up with when I'm feeling cunty and just cba>I missed the part where this is my problem>I'll let you know if I start caring>get back to me when you've sorted it yourself>I hope you figure it out, cause I won't
>>34487230Do you secretly want it to happen again?
>qt comes online to shit up the thread>rape and incel talk immediately startsFunny, isn't it...
>>34487226No please don't, you're worth it!
>>34487232my current landlord sucks so i see nothing ethically wrong with this
>>34487240>"hivemind">i dont care about what you're saying, i desperately need to project my strawman supervillain persona onto you or else the framework of my world view collapses i appreciate the transparency at least lol
>>34487244Why are you incapable of answering basic questions anon? Are you retarded? Do you live with a handler? That would explain a lot.
>>34487243Oh yeah and my go to one, how could I forget>sounds like a you problem ngl
Don't swear too much in the new my mother checks this place to see if you are a bad influence
>>34487245I dindu nuffinThese are my only posts itt>>34487231>>34487243 >>34487248If they suck they're more likely to pin the problem on the next tenant
>>34487249>framework of my world viewYou don't matter and are irrelevant if I weren't on 4chan.
Women, why do you always have to hate and ostracize awkward men?
>>34487250Are you afraid of going to the place where it happened again, even if he's not there?
>>34487260Anon, I know it's impossible for you to wipe your ass on your hand, but it's still rude to spray shit all over your handler's hands.
Women my ears are ringing again
>>34487260To you, sometimes it feels like there's a pedophile in every room you walk into. Even when there's no one else there.
>>34487259Awkward feminine men kill women though. They are the ones who hate women, hon.
>>34487185>stop going offhttps://youtu.be/QiHEyXl1hsMThere have only been 7-15 confirmed "incel" killer cases in the world. They are not as violent compared to some other ideological groups.
>>34487178No, that’s the opposite of the reaction I want from a woman.
>>34487212>I can choose to be unhealthy if I wantAnd everyone can choose to despise you for it.
>>34487096I didn't dream of flat chested women :(actually I barely slept last night
>>34487258>You don't matter"only one of us is getting unironically heated over their psychotic murder fantasies being criticized, and it isn't me lmao
>>34487259I'm awkward as hell but women generally like me irlHave you tried being kind and fun
>>34487217>Have you ever performed an animal sacrifice?No.>Have you ever been used as a human sacrifice?Often.
>>34487263No point in trying to have a real discussion with this anon, he just wants to be edgy about rape for the sake of juvenile edginess.>>34487268NTABut COVID mandates pretty much have made me not give a shit about people forcing their idea of "healthy" onto me.
You know those couples that are into pegging? What is the general mood in the room when both of them are done getting off? Surely she sees him as lesser.
>>34487242Tell me, how is rape of a woman supposed to be worse than being a male virgin or as bad as being raped by a man as a man? Women don't have honor or anything and I'm assuming chastity is not important to you so why would it matter much?
>>34487261Do you still have nightmares about it?
>>34487271I am kind but I find it hard to let loose and be fun. I also have social anxiety.
>>34487270>criticizedYou have done nothing so far.You got your ego checked and that's too much to handle for you.
>>34487228>There's a lot of sociology, anthropology, geography, and politology of racism you can study that goes deeper than racists are stupid.Sure, but it's all written by stupid racists.
>>34487271their only goal is be bitchier than any woman in existence lmao, and they succeed at it
>>34487274It's a dynamic that requires a lack of respect
>>34487275>Women don't have honor or anything and I'm assuming chastity is not important to you so why would it matter much?Ignoring the fact that none of this is true, sex tends to be a lot more painful for women, especially if they don't want it. Shocking, I know.>>34487276Did you enjoy the mushed peas your handler fed you today, anon? Were they yum yum?
>>34487233No, gay man never do that anyway. Women are close to gay men because they're the only men who aren't a threat.
>>34487278>psychotically proclaim that all people of a given group as broad as "men who are bad with women" are a hivemind that need to be murdered>"that sounds kind of crazy im not going to lie">"lmao, triggered much?"am i talking to ben shapiro right now
Alone on a Friday night?God you’re epic
>>34487265>There have only been 7-15 confirmed "incel" killer cases in the world. They are not as violent compared to some other ideological groups.I actually agree with this. I mean racists have killed far more people and there's often a correlation between racism and misogyny or at least casual sexism too and yet they get laid like all the time.
>>34487265>>34487289>There have only been 7-15 confirmed "incel" killer cases in the world.You are more likely to be killed by a bee sting than an incel, btw.
>>34487285Does it make you cry when you're alone?
>>34487274She pulls out of me, takes off her strap, and then we cuddle and don't talk much.
>>34487287Bro I am not reading all that yap, good night.
>>34487277Social anxiety is rough, iktf, I think having a good sense of humour and being able to joke about things though can help people to see you're not uptight/standoffish, even if you struggle to "let loose">>34487288Epic Friday momentWas just watching TV with my mom and now playing vidya
>>34487281Idk, I don't hate people for little to no reason.
>gender war slop seethingWho the fuck goes on 4chan to get legitimately angry? The fuck am I even reading right now
Brap
>>34487292Aww, you wanted applesauce? Sowwy, I know mushed peas are yucky. Hopefully you'll get a real yum yum dinner from your handler tomorrow.
>>34487298
>>34487299Sniff sniff
>>34487294pathetic
>>34487300How do you feel when you see people talking and laughing with him in public?
>>34487294>2 sentences>hehe im not reading all that... ill just reply one last time....at least on some level you can see that im rightstop going on 4chan to seethe, its normalfag behavior and it's cringe
I gotta jerk off atoga
>>34487295>Social anxiety is rough, iktf, I think having a good sense of humour and being able to joke about things though can help people to see you're not uptight/standoffish, even if you struggle to "let loose"I really don't know what it is. People seem to just hate or seriously dislike me all the time. And I don't do anything but be awkward. Idk what it is I'm doing exactly. Like I think people think being quiet, awkward, or having little social skills means "creepy weirdo."
>>34487273>COVID mandates pretty much have made me not give a shit about people forcing their idea of "healthy" onto me.How many people do you think you killed during the pandemic?
>>34487305Anon, I know you're mentally disabled, but you can't just jerk off to rape porn when your handler's around, that's rude. Do that in private.>>34487310Zero.
>>34487311How long was it until you stopped fighting and just let it happen?
>>34487290Ignoring school shooters are we? Hope the kids stay away from this xer.
>>34487315ntaif you dont live in a third world country that isn't really a problem
ITS A FUCKING TIGER RUUUUN
>>34487317My own time has come, and soon so shall I.
>the mandatory oscillation has swung from horny /atoga/ to gay gender bickering /atoga/ againtsun thread confirmed
>>34487290I am a man and I chose the bee.
>>34487314What's your favorite rape porn, anon? You're clearly obsessed with it as rape is the only thing your mentally disabled mind will let you focus on, to the point where you can't have real discussions outside of rape.
We're the hate sex general.
>>34487321How often do you have intrusive thoughts about it?
>>34487311>Zero.Unless you never came within 20 feet anyone, that's extremely unlikely.
>>34487322>dropped anon's (you)>>34487319
>>34487211>>34487231>involuntary celibateIncel is an outdated oxymoronic buzzword. If you're talking about people with an aggressive right-wing mindset, then there's a better word for it.Chud.
>>34487322Yeah I want to hatefuck a specific woman
>>34487324Oh my, that's quite the question coming from you. But I get it, retarded to the point where you live with a helper. It can't be helped.
>>34487320>no girl replied to reward him with pussy
So what are you guys talking about
>>34487232That could still be your problem. Hot oil can fuck your plumbing. I will 'not my problem' it once it's cold
I take some relatively feminine hobbies, what's a good way of trying to make friends with girls there without it coming off as weird?The other day I was complimenting a girl on her nails since she just got a pedicure and I thought she was going to call security on me.
>>34487328>Incel is an outdated oxymoronic buzzwordNormie detected
>>34487332Nothing. Male if that matters.
>>34487332I can't tell either. My eyes are glazing over as I scroll
>>34487211Maybe if they train the women they're gonna have sex with to be gentle and nice to them during the act
>>34487330Are you afraid of being alone?
imagine your angry older step sister luring you to her room where she takes advantage of you and she rapes you and she uses one of her dildoes on you.god that would be terrible haha
I live in the smallest town in the world
>>34487309why is no one responding to me? I'm not even being hostile like the other anons itt
>>34487342Why is rape such a hyperfixation for you? Where you raped as a child? That would explain a lot.
>>34487345Population: 1 (faggot)
>>34487347he is raped trash after all
>>34487344
>>34487345How smol
>>34487154Everyone. Wings for being a fat raging retard. Boogie for being a fat pussy and not stopping him. Wings wife for marrying that retard.
>>34487335>NormieWe call them normalfags. Stop being afraid of the word fag, tourist newfag.
>>34487344was kino til u made it gay with the dildo
>>34487356well you're not supposed to enjoy it, that's the point
>>34487315>school shootersnot always incels
Why do foids separate sexual attraction from love?
>>34487364>Why do people with functioning brain cells separate sexual attraction from love?Are you not aware of the term "lust" anon?
>>34487274one of enjoying each other's company after having fun
I have a headache :(
>>34487365love is equally hormonal and is not meaningfully different from lust the desire to separate the two comes from sentimentality around the idea of love, not any substantive difference in nature
>>34487368Are perhaps single forever
Which are you?
>>34487347I'm helping you sort through your trauma.
>>34487240mind broken lmfao. you take shit on here so srsly, it's honestly something else
>>34487368So by your logic, guys who jerk off to porn stars want to marry those same porn stars?>>34487373Considering how long it took for you to respond this time, it seems I hit a nerve. That's very unfortunate anon. Abuse of the disabled is already vile, and sexual abuse of the disabled is even worse.
>>34487367mwah feel better
>>34487370i have been in more than one committed, long term engagement if that is what you are asking>>34487375>So by your logic, guys who jerk off to porn stars want to marry those same porn stars?no, you suffer from poor reading comprehension
>>34487372I don't hold my ciggies like a girl
>>34487315Some had girlfriends, though
>>34487365I don't know, I don't think I'd have sex with someone I didn't like as a person. Never been put to the test though so maybe if push comes to shove I will be outed as a weak man with no conviction
>>34487375I know it's hard for you to fathom a life outside of this imageboard but being so combative won't help you find peace.
>>34487382Anon, what happened to you was wrong. You didn't deserve to be raped, especially not as a retarded child. Is your handler aware of the sexual abuse you experienced?
>>34487096tryna touch myself looking at your picbut youre too ugly
>>344873721 and 2
>>34487372I quit a decade ago, but I was apparently the expert.
>>34487384
>>34487384>Is your handler aware of the sexual abuse you experienced?He's probably responsible for it.
>>34487197>self controlledHow? By being addicted to porn and drugs?
>>34487376thanks
>>34487377>i have been in more than one committed, long term engagement if that is what you are askingI guess that must mean you've given up?
are there no anons good at bants ITT? you're all boring and uncreative
I keep fucking being ignored itt
>>34487395You rang?
>>34487397(you)
>>34487395As long as it works>>34484022
>>34487397I have acknowledged you, now you owe me sex
>>34487397oh NOW you want attention?>>34487398JH has a more thoroughly bleached hole than you, i hope you know that
For guys. When you fuck and have sex, do you purely get off on how hot the bitch is? Like can you fuck a jot bitch just because she is hot or what's the importance % of every component of the sexual situation. Like if a bitch really wants your dick is that hot or she has to be hot. Or is it like just hot enough. Can an extremely hot bitch somehow turn you off? What gets you going and what's a turn off?
>>34487393not necessarily, no if you're reading my assertion about love as some sort of personal philosophy, that is not the case. the point is that people commonly confine things like lust to the realm of animalistic, baser desires, but assign a higher meaning and more spiritual, willful aspect to the idea of love. all im saying is that it's all neurochemistry at some point and abstracting the cultural idea of "love" into some platonic ideal doesn't change the reality of what is ultimately hormonalobviously the idea of trust, fidelity etc are all willful but these are adjacent to what we call love, not central
>>34487404I don't like the way you worded this so I'm not answering your question
>>34487403i'm >>34487309>>34487346I feel like fucking offing myself
>>34487404Mi think if you operate on this level of psychology when getting intimate with someone, you are spiritually indian and I frankly don't think I can meaningfully engage with you to begin with.
>>34487404It won't matter if she's hot if she's not into it or just lying in bed like a dead fish
>>34487401>If someone pisses you off on here, by far the best response is to simply be boring. And the more pissed you are, the more boring you should be.Good advice, actually.
>>34487404Weights and biases for if I want to fuck a bitch are as follows0.3572 0.2724 0.9373 0.82630.6354 0.9474 0.2844 0.19460.2826 0.8363 0.1824 0.28740.2863 0.9274 0.2743 0.4726
>>34487404>Like can you fuck a jot bitch just because she is hotyup, pretty much
do overweight males have sex while being on top or the woman on top?
>>34487404Pussy is pussy. Hot girls are preferable but not a requirement.Also when you're in love she automatically becomes the prettiest girl in the world, so that helps.
>>34487415on top usuallyabout ~8 minutes in im just breathing like a pug in her ear
I love holding her cute skinny body
>>34487415overweight males have no sex at all
>>34487406I thought so too.And I'm not even opposed to using the word bitch in general, but that was so unnecessairly rough.
>>34487415/atoga/ has taught me that girls who fuck fat guys want to be crushed.
>>34487415Mine goes on top.I feel so fat, I could crush her bones.I prefer my little gremlin girl breathe.
>>34487405>the point is that people commonly confine things like lust to the realm of animalistic, baser desires, but assign a higher meaning and more spiritual, willful aspect to the idea of love.I'd say they're right to do so, but I'm not a materialist. I believe we have souls and that love is a conscious expression of the soul that transcends the physical.Most people have to go through some serious shit or made a concerted effort to gaslight themselves if they truly believe love doesn't exist. My condolences.
I’m getting another hemorrhoid. Fuck you Taco Bell.
I like how soft my arms are, I can't stop rubbing my upper arms :3
>>34487404That other guy is right; you do say bitch a lot.I get off on making a woman I love feel good and the praise that I get for making her feel good.
>>34487429You should be eating fiber everyday, not just when you order Taco Bell. This is entirely your own fault.
>>34487429He who lays with dogs wakes with fleas.
>>34487429It's gotta be more than the Taco Bell. Do you spend too much time sitting down?
>>34487421the other replies prove you wrong
>>34487430Did you shave them and/or moisturize anon?
>>34487442its all cope you also probably think every virgin on here actually has a 7+ inch dick everytime you ask for d size
Okay here is a free style for all the thots ITT.Yoo too ahem sham sminem such yuh yeah I'm jerking offTo the spanking off In the baning coffEconomic boffSometimes I see the seaIn a while I see yaBitch I'm free yahI'm gonna catch a freezaCold as steel ahDollar signalIn her coochie premiumBalling billionIn her room I silly onBitch I'm titaniumOk give discords now fuck you. Moids do NOT reply to me.
>>34487430How long have you been on hrt?
>>34487444I'm not hairy so no, I just rarely wear short sleeves so I rarely get to touch my arms
>>34487415I'm basically a hugging, thrusting carpet.
>>34487445hows it cope if they are just outright telling their own experiences? what do they gain by lying on an anonymous forum?>you also probably think every virgin on here actually has a 7+ inch dick everytime you ask for d sizei dont understand this comparison
>>34487446>Moids do NOT reply to me.What the fuck are you gonna do about it ya peckerwood
>>34487448I'm NOT a tranny >:(
>>34487408well don't go and do that, go find some kind of social therapist to give you the lowdown on how to socialize and present yourself well
Both gendersWhat do you envy the most about the other gender?
>>34487446Nigga you cornier than Nebraska
>>34487460MNothing
>>34487460Mhow soft their skin is and they have way better hairstyles
>>34487103Usually whenever they say "I'm into x type of boy" they actually just have one particular guy possesses that trait in mind and hope that by indirectly saying they like him that he will take notice of them.Sometimes they might have had crushes on a few nerds and gone "welp, I guess I have a nerd fetish then" but even then they're not going to date you just because you're also a nerd.
>>34487453I'm gonna lyrical annihilate youYou a bitch dogDog foodAs in mog youBoy you a foolUgly stoolNigga catch a bullFucking your wife fullYou a cuck The joke is chuckThe joke is that she suck
>>34487460MI honestly can't think of anything women have that causes me to envy them. I like being a man.
>>34487455Fuck youI have like, nothing going for me and no one likes me. I'm not even doing anything. I should just off myself.
>>34487460MSeems like women have more fun getting off than men do. Multiple orgasms look like a lot of fun. I can't say I really envy it though, I like having a shaft.
Foids would you rather die than accept help from a moid?
>>34487469oh my god shut the fuck anon!!!
>>34487471oh quit being dramatic, all of your problems are solveable
>>34487476I just don't understand. I try to be friendly. I'm pretty good at talking to people one on one. But I'm so terrified of being judged that I find myself just being incredibly awkward around people. Doesn't help that I'm far behind in life too.
How do you plan out chores as a couple living together?
>>34487460Feverything besides prostate exams and social pressures
>>34487473No 3:
>>34487478there is no "behind" in life, that is an entirely constructed feeling. you sound like you live too much in your head, and my advice isn't different from before, to find a therapist to sort your shit out so you can be less self-conscious
>>34487460MBeing able to have multiple orgasms. Sure, some girls have more trouble getting there than the average male but being able to chain them together sounds pretty awesome
Anons do you count shorts as pants or do they have to come off tonight
>>34487486I sleep in pajama shorts.
>>34487483Idk, I'm in my 30's, broke, currently unemployed, never been married, never really had much sex either. No one is fucking impressed by that.
>>34487486What
>>34487452you are right people have never lied about stuff on the internet to stroke their ego ever before to cope, i think everything anyone says on the internet is the absolute truth
>>34487486Can you rephrase the question?
>>34487497are you this bitter cause you saw other fat men writing about how they were able to get laid while you havent?
>>34487496Today is No Pants Day
>>34487502I think they do count as pants
>>34487502I agree; they're pants. I was unaware of the festivities and will now dress appropriately.
>>34487502Definitely pants.
>>34487280>anyone who disagrees with me is le dumbUnironically retarded take
>>34487475Shut up nigga>>34487461I'm a 5 incher nigga don't mess with me
>>34487404Your entire mindset is gross.Stop fornicating.
I want to have sex but my girlfriend just sleeps all day whenever she eats anything and she’s gotten pudgy
>>34487460MaleThey can be nice to kids in public without people thinking they're pedophiles.
>>34487503>>34487505>>34487507Shit. I’m keeping mine on because otherwise I will be too cold tonight.
>>34487461Kek never heard this one beforeSuch a quirky thingIs there alot of corn on nebraska?
Women,have you ever been worried that you were a female Peter File? That you might be a nonce, a diddler, a kiddy fiddler?
>>34487511Sleep eating. Impressive.
>>34487403>JH has a more thoroughly bleached hole than you, i hope you know thatI don't need to bleach mine. It's pink from friction.
>>34487519After seeing parents letting their children run wild at work, hell no.
>>34487519Say the word pedophile you pussy.
Do you know what day tomorrow is, atoga?
>>34487460Men get to live life on easy mode.
big sister please stop it hurts!!!
>>34487500maybe you should stop projecting, bitter fat guy
>>34487533caturday!
>>34487533Juneteenth
>>34487541>>34487543IT'S CATURDAY
I've been texting a coworker and her text feels like part human, part ai responses. Is that something that may actually be happening? Do people do that?
>>34487533Nigga time
>>34487460FGetting treated honestly by people.
>>34487537i wish i was a fat guy, then i could masturbate to myself in the mirror
>>34487533Caturday and the Kentucky Derby. Should I phone Vegas?
My name is Theosophos Constantinopolopolis
>>34487544Yoink
>>34487550You could get a VR headset and larp as a farguy
>>34487533I'm going to ask her out tomorrow!
>>34487544chubby kitty
>>34487553Sounds Greek. How hairy are your knuckles?
>>34487550being fat is not hot nor desireable and it never was
>>34487554>>34487558.>>34487557Good luck!>>34487552Put it all on 17 black>>34487547That's everyday
>>34487553Close to mine
>>34487560to (You)
>>34487562I don’t even know if horse 17 is black. But I will consider it.
I should call my parents when I think of themI should tell my friends when I love them
>>34487502ope! i gotta get nakkid then
>>34487568Yes
I’ve been on another fapstinence lately, and I had a dream that I jerked off and didn’t clean up, and woke up in fear my underwear was filled with dried cum
Foids? Fucking explain yourselves here!
>>34487529I think that's what you are.
>>34487479I kind of don't. Separate laundry, whoever cooks doesn't have to do the dishes, clean up after yourselves. Shared stuff like the bathroom is kind of a "who does it bother first" thing. Not sure how I'd go about it if I was living with someone with vastly different standards than my own.I end up getting bothered by the bathroom counter before he does but he's more bothered by the amount of shit on the bedroom floor. If you have similar standards and are both putting in a respectful amount of effort it shouldn't be a big issue. But also if you love each other enough to live together it's not really a big deal to have to remind them that it's their turn to pick up toilet paper.
Do girls really live like this?
Femanons, explain this image to me. Women can't get overworked, they barely do any. Plus why is she alone? Where is her state mandated boyfriend? Moreover if work sucks then why doesn't she have a kid with her boyfriend and get gibs?
>>34487562angy kitty
women seem to have it harder systematically but seem to have it easier socially.
>>34487568Did you get your mom her gift yet? I have to sign my mom’s card.
>>34487587>women seem to have it harder systematicallyhahahahahHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>34487580No one lives like this.There are no paths between the piles of useless shit. I have paths.
>>34487544YAY :D
>>34487587I would agree with this and idk why people act like this isn't the case otherwiseWomen form friend groups easier. Everyone trusts women so people are always nicer to them. If they don't like someone, they can just talk shit about them or even ostracize them and no one gives a fuck. They get dates way easier too. I want to be an ally but sometimes women are on some shit that's just fundamentally opposed to my entire life.
We’ll remember this when you plap. Until then good night
Guys, this is pretty pathetic here. Why aren't you approaching?
>>34487564to literally every nomal person on earthyou ever witnessed a greek statue of a fat man? me neither
>>34487195That's kissing, not necessarily love.
>>34487605what do greek statues have to do with anything?ppl also praise big dicks yet those statue usually have smaller peckers
>>34487195please keep bestiality out of this thread
>>34487602Their standards are in heaven
>>34487602Why would I approach horse faced lesbians in the middle of filming something cute for their instaxitter?
>>34487582Some women are selected randomly by the feminist cabal to pose as functioning members of society aka corpo slaves so they can dunk on the patriarchy and go "see? women can do the same things men can!"
>>34487611they have normal unerect peckers, thats what a normal unerect penis looks like contrary to coping 4chan incel porn fantasies
>>34487580I hate how women buy useless garbage and put it on shelves and tables as decoration.
>>34487620My girlfriend keeps buying random Asian trinkets and then complains about how messy her room is. She’ll literally cry about it.
>>34487534how so?
>>34487619Why are you so insecure
>>34487534How?
>>34487627stop projecting so hard everytime someone tells you the truth that you dont want to hear
Both genders.Is it gay to compare dicks with other men? I used to do it with a group of friends during after-school swimming lessons. I was the second biggest and surprisingly the smallest dude had the biggest cock. Now that I think about it how did we even manage to get hard? I feel like if I did it now I'd be too shy.
>>34487534lot of penis envy coming out of this post
>>34487635how am i projecting?im not delusional, i know that fit is the conventional beauty standard and not fat. that doesn’t mean ppl who like fat dudes suddenly dont exist.are you fat ?
>>34487640MHella gay. Whoever suggested it wanted to see your penis.
>>34487640>Is it gay to compare dicks with other men?MExtremely.
>>34487107what makes you think that? i don't (know you anyway) :)
>>34487640As someone with the girth of 5.8 inches I'm not sure that the thinner dicks have tubing that works. Like think about it, how do piss and cum canals fit in a cock that's just 4 or 5 inches in circumference? How does it not snap in half during sex?
>>34487534I fucking wish I did.
>>34487640Fthat definitley sounds really gay, you're hard next to a bunch of hard dudes.
having a big cock is really annoying sometimes desu
>>34487644>how am i projecting?i was literally saying objective truths and you randomly reply with you are le insecure you are le fat, pretty much zero arguments other than baseless insults to discret someones postits called projectionpeople who like fat people are mostly doing so out of a cope because they are ugly/fat themselves so they have to settle for, something doesnt mean they wouldnt go for the chad/stacy if they actually could.
>>34487648>>34487611If you want a real answer: natural selection has caused height and penis sizes explode during the last 100 years. Their cocks are small because men didn't select for bigger dicks
imagine if they sculpted statues with erect penises, it's pretty much bound to be stolen lmao
>>34487658lol we really deleted Michaelangelo's David for nsfw?I heard somewhere that David's penis is purposefully small because he's staring down Goliath. Our dicks naturally draw closer to our bodies when we're having a fight or flight response.
Everybody's talking about statue dicks and all I want to point out is that Michelangelo's David is uncircumcised which is biblically inaccurate.
>>34487658thats just false and your own dick isnt huge either, but you can pretend on the internet it is, to flatter your ego if it helps you cope
I remember reading that dicks in paintings and statues were purposefully made smaller because it was more aesthetic back then
>>34487185>>34487211Incels aren't necessarily virgins.And virgins aren't necessarily incels.>>34487328>Incel is an outdated oxymoronic buzzword.NahIt getting overly used as a go-to insult hasn't done that.
>>34487640Isn’t this a game grumps bit
>>34487661Nah, that's definitely small.>>34487668I actually deleted it because i realized that I'm retarded and we were talking about Greek statues (even though the David statue is obviously inspired by antique sculptures).
>>34487671There are literally multiple studies backing it up anon. Women select for two things, big COCKs and TALLNESS
I was really amused when this thread taught me that I apparently have boyfriend dick. Hopefully husband dick is the same thing
I like that the new season of Invincible has a scene where you can see Atom Eve's toes and the soles of her feet.I think her feet are very sexy.
>>34487654I think I'm actually going to break up with my boyfriend soon. His cock is too fucking big, I can't take it even with lots of lube! Every time we try to have sex it's like I'm being ripped apart, and it's not long it's only like maybe 5 inches but it is thick. The thickest I have ever seen. It takes me multiple days of recovery just from having sex and is not pleasurable at all.
>>34487682but is it really necessary to break up with him? why not talk about it?
>>34487682before breaking up can you measure his thickness o we can know what women mean by too thick?
>>34487655geez anon i hope you find peace with whatevers making you so agitated today also>randomly replyyou replied to my post first
>>34487534MehTypically having hormonal balance is pretty sweet but aside from that it's a pretty mixed bag
>>34487658This is just dumb. People are taller for the same reason they're fatter now. They always had the genes it's just that so many people weren't getting the nutrition to reach their full potential.
>>34487682Man that reminds me, having thick cock and going to poundtown with a girl I loved for 2 hours straight on the first date cost me the love of my life. Averagechads don't know how good they have it. Sucks to be your bf
>>34487677sauce: trust me bro
You really need to stop masturbating to little kids' feet.
>>34487694I masturbate to adult women's armpits actually
>>34487686im literally answering normal to every of your stupid replies and you only answer with accusations and insults based on nothing, again maybe stop being such a passive aggressive bitch and stop projecting so hard just bc all you can get is a fat slob incel, its not normal
>>34487689>>34487693Naw, nutrition alone cannot explain the differences in height across different populations. This has been pretty well studied anons, it's all genetics, specifically natural selection that has happened during last 100 years. Again, it has been extensive studies, Standford, Cambridge, all famous universities have papers on it because it's a piss easy subject to write aboutSame applies to dicks
>>34487696??? u are so mad omganon pls i dont want to fight, all i wanted was to hear about fat men's sex position and its turned into this
The make the dicks on statues small because a giant hog is distracting and tithe supposed to look at his figure and not his penis.
WomenDo all women know a woman that has been raped or sa'd?
>>34487697And you know, we've had access to good food since forever right? Moreover we never record modern heights in groups of people with access to good food So stop being dumb and look it up. Guys being 6'+ is literally girls banging them to existence, girls who are now grand mothers
>>34487697sauce: again trust me bros
according to christians it is your fault that you were raped or molested as a kid.
>>34487682Gay larp
>>34487704the height in underdeveloped nations is literally statistically shorter on average compared to industrialized nations but ye trust me bros its not nutrition etc its total coincidence and just based on cooming actually humanity started out as 5cm midgets tate told me this on youtube, fuck dem bitches bros
>>34487707because you do not believe in god today it is your fault that you were abused and molested as a kid when you DID believe in god and went to church
>>34487707I know this is bait, but no. Maybe a "Christian" would feel that way.
>>34487710>>34487706Not my fault you're uneducated swine
>>34487704>And you know, we've had access to good food since forever right?Good food? You mean like double bacon cheeseburgers?
>>34487718Yeah it hits all the macros, a starving Kenyan would slaughter 80 children for one of those
>>34487713Have you actually met any Christians this terrible? I've met some pretty awful people who claimed to be Christians, but none that bad.
>>34487694NEVER
>>34487721yeah my mom, she always tells me this when we start arguing because I don't want to go to church
>>34487724Your mom is a sorry excuse for a Christian. I'm sorry.
>>34487534Fuck you cunt
i wanna feed him coca cola (or whatever soda he prefers) thru a straw in bed
>>34487725yeah, I know not all of them are like that but I really hate talking to my mom
>>34487727She's just as bad as a chud
>>34487732That's an unfathomably cruel and self-righteous thing to say to one's own child
>>34487736she really thinks she is doing a great job at convincing me of going to church with her
>>34487519>Women,>have you ever been worried that you were a female Peter File? That you might be a nonce, a diddler, a kiddy fiddler?No, I'm not.
>>34487735She's woke
>>34487460>Both genders>What do you envy the most about the other gender?Strength Fast metabolismsCamaraderie Hoodies with inside pocketsSome guys have good butts
State gender.If your older family members such as your mum and da magically transformed into hot, fit twenty something year old bodies that have a physique like models or college athletes, would you fuck them? Would you bang your mum and dad?
How many socially maladjusted men have raped children because of anime? Because it taught them that sexualising kids is normal?
>>34487749Mno and i have a huge incest fetish, but even i wouldnt do that
>>34487748Are you fat
>>34487753My favourite who I ever hooked up with was a young lady 3 years ago who looked like a younger version of me mam in old family photographs
>>34487752This is just the new "Violent video games turn people into murderers" argument.
>>34487752People only rape kids cuz they can't runaway, actual pedophiles are pretty rare
Is it ok to ask a woman her weight if she asks you your height?
>>34487762>Is it ok to ask a woman her weight if she asks you your height?Yea.
Women are you here?
>>34487768hi
>>34487755 between chubby but not overweight, not skinny fat
>>34487760>Violent video games turn people into murderersThat's because they do.
>>34487773Well at least you're not a hypocrite. Still retarded, but not a hypocrite.
>>34487672that's true desu>>34487681oh? when was that?
It's over for us 1-80 percentile men.
Men wouldn't be violent if girls slept with them
>>34487773thoughts on rap culture?
>>34487742People like that don't even care about the religion or what it's supposed to stand for, just keeping up appearances with the people they see at church
>>34487781>thoughts on rap cultureYou have one letter missing there
>>34487772Maybe you should eat less
>>34487706sauce: i am an incel>>34487745the hell is a normie? being woke is considered normie
>>34487777When she's sitting in her underwear on Mark's bed before she takes the preggo test.
>>34487785Yea. I need to lift weights and instead eat lean meats.
>>34487768hello, anon>>34487780are you sure? are you sure that's the solution? there are many more causes for violence than just being celibate.
>>34487785Maybe you should eat ass
>>34487789You should try investing in running shoes
>>34487768It's Friday night, so no women are here right now (except BlueValkyrie). They are out getting all 3 holes lewdly stretched out and wrecked by Chad(s) so that they can saunter back into this thread tomorrow morning, assholes and snizzes red and angry and sore. Their lips will be all chapped and cracked from taking way more cock than they are comfortable with.When you walk of shame back in this thread tomorrow with smeared makeup, cum dripping, won't you whores be ashamed and embarrassed that happened? Won't your friend Samantha be disgusted if she knew your pussy's busted? Won't your friend Nicole be so mad if she knew Chad got that ass? And now Chad is going to ghost and ignore you for another 2-3 weeks before he gets you back on his schedule again?
>>34487787man i haven't watched that episode yet, i should finish it. i've been putting it off for a while lmao
>>34487752
>>34487733When I got molested and fiddled with by a teacher at my school and I told my family, my stepdad congratulated me for having been introduced to sex and made into a man at such a young age. Then we went out for pie to celebrate.
Well it’s almost 7pm and none of the 6 girls I’m talking to have sent me a message today and one of them unmatched me after 3 messages. I’m sad
>>34487793Running ruins your knees
Foids, how do I discover if you have a Top 1% Vagina? I would like this information before going down on it.
>>34487802It makes them stronger
>>34487801Bro you had to already have that lined up. Friday the day of is too late, that's not even close to enough time to fucking confirm..
>>34487808>>34487802Will it make my toes sexy?
>>34487810I was planning on asking one of them out tomorrow. The problem is that with all but 1, I just started talking to them on Wednesday and they’ve only sent a few messages to me so it feels weird to meet them so soon and none of them are really giving me enough attention to really choose one over the other
Should I ghost my gf
What a cutie patootie
what am i supposed to do if im a gross pervert who is also scared of ever actually being seen naked even once by anybody let alone being touched at all. actually how to recover my life
>>34487806i have a bottom 1% vagina
>>34487811Just make sure you shower and wash your feet well after cooling down for 20 minutes or more, remember to stretch before and after
I'm really shy irl but I want someone to see me naked, I've posted pictures of myself before on /b/
>>34487799wtf
How did your addiction begin?
>>34487794Oh Chad fuck my face Chad! Chad!
>>34487786A normie believes the same basic things as the wokes, but isn't rabidly attached to propagating those beliefs (unlike the woke).
>>34487814Yes, fuck women
>>34487794Literally none of my fucking business what other people do with their personal lives. Nor is it any of yours. You need to chill.
>>34487814No
>>34487834ntaNot sure where you live where that's the case. Normie opinion as of late as been increasingly anti-woke.
>>34487232Yes but I let it cool off and pour in dish soap while the water runs in order to help the oil break down
>>34487832Chugging caffeine to get through the workday at a job where I was working 60-80 weeks.
>>34487839Isn’t that pasta
>>34487794>assumes "chad" is a thingLMFAO
>>34487846No
>>34487806i have no idea, you probably go to some medical professional but i am NOT doing all that just to get a rating
>>34487849That entire post reads like someone told ChatGPT "say something an incel would say".
>have nice date with film student>I'm waiting for the bus and she's with me>check phone to see how long it will take>dating app notification on screen>she sees it>we keep chatting and all is well>bus comes and I leaveIs it over? This was our first date.
>>34487832Sharing a joint around a campfire.
>>34487849That guy posts cuck fanfiction every weekend.
>>34487827?where? are they still up?
>>34487749MNo, despite the fact that I would engage in sex with my sister I find incest for incest's sake to be horrid and my parents were both terrible people and I'm glad they're dead desu
>>34487857no, that was a while ago
>>34487853>>34487856incels are so funny man>foids are evil>they fuck "chad" every weekend>foids are fatnever fails to make me laugh at the stupidity
>>34487823Is it wack?
>>34487852Bottom 10% vagina confirmed
>>34487862bottom confirmed
>>34487856How is it cuck? Seeing random sluts and thots getting destroyed and regretting it is not cuck.
It's literally a bit you dumbfucks, bv isn't even here and you still reply to it. God to think I share a fucking highway with people like you.
>>34487861it smells like armpit and one time i queefed a whistle
>>34487823Can I get a nibble? I feel like my gut health has been too good lately and I want to keep my gut flora on its toes
>>34487865>bit*Bot
I highly doubt any regular foids here have a top 1% pussy like Kate.
>>34487868Drink the puddles on the floor of the bus shelter
I want the pussy to give me heartburn
>>34487823So guys check the oil and then nope out?
>>34487867>i queefed a whistleIt's music to my ears
Queefs are so funny
When did writing for women go from attractive to corny and cringe?
out of nowhere she told me she was a virgin, what did she mean by this?
Has anyone here ever been with a chick that had such prominent and loose labia that she could literally smack you in the face and lips with them?
>>34487881Can you post some examples?
>>34487884Examples of men writing poetry for and about women that they love that was well received and liked, you mean? Is that what you're asking for?
>>34487832Dated a guy that smoked weed every night. Then a guy who smoked cigarettes. I have neither man but both addictions now. Wish I hadn't started using nicotine.
>>34487854I hope she didn't dislike me or find me too boring or something. I really want this to work. And if it doesn't oh well.... She's pretty pretty though
>>34487875nobody's been near it otherwise i would spruce up the place
>>34487885Yes and then modern examples that you consider corny and cringe for comparison.
>>34487886Did they at least give you good blowjobs and swallow?
>>34487832Innocently
State genderHave you ever written a poem to someone? Has anyone ever written a poem to you? What was it like?
>>34487894I am physically incapable of receiving a blowjob
>>34487883>Has anyone here ever been with a chick that had such prominent and loose labia that she could literally smack you in the face and lips with them?Are you with someone like that or do you have loose labia?
My gender is in a non-Newtonian state
>>34487896MYesNo
>>34487900So its loose and liquid-like unless it is struck, to which it then gets hard?
>>34487897Like you can't get hard at all?
state genderhave you ever confessed to anyone? how did it go?has anyone ever confessed to you?
>>34487900Shear thinning or shear thickening?
>>34487906Fnoyes
>>34487906MNo, I'm not religious
>>34487886I broke up with a girl because I like to smoke the occasional cigar and she started trying to get into that and wanted to smoke cigars with me and I wasn't having that.
The little black kitten came to visit my black cats again earlier. I gave everybody treats because humans are dopes
>>34487886I dated a chick who smokes but never again. And it sucked because she gave really good head.
>>34487903Nta but this describes my ideologies
>>34487906MYes, in high-school. We started dating but it didn't last longYes
>>34487913Is the kitten a neighbor kitten or a stray?
>>34487906fyes. so so bad.no.
>>34487906MNoKind of, she had her friend tell me
>>34487896FI have not.I got a poem in 5th grade on Valentine's Day, and in my 20s from a guy I was seeing that I'd known as a kid. The grade school one was all cringe but I appreciated the sentiment of the second one even if receiving it was excruciatingly embarrassing. Vulnerability is embarrassing to watch, especially if someone is offering theirs to you and you do NOT want it. >>34487905I don't have a penis anon. Why did my post make you assume I was a gay man and not a woman?
the masculine urge to buy a car you don't need
>>34487922did he rope
>>34487918Either gender, how much oral do you think is too much to request where it bor s ers on selfishness? I don't mind going down on my girlfriend like as part of sex or once in a while when not part of our normal sex, but she is literally trying to get me to eat her pussy 2-3 times every day. Its just way too much because it's 15-20 minutes of foreplay and work to get her to orgasm. Im honestly starting to resent her for it and feeling taken advantage of.
>>34487906M>have you ever confessed to anyone? no>has anyone ever confessed to you?one time at school I got a note that said someone liked me but I never figured out who wrote it
>>34487919>so so bad.how so?
>>34487918He's got to be a stray. Isn't neutered, has some hair missing. Looks pretty healthy otherwise.Looks like he's three or four months old. He's a dead ringer for what my cats looked like at that age
>>34487925It’s intoxicating. What are you looking at?
>>34487922I was told there were no women on Friday nights.
>>34487922you're such a cruel person
>>34487934BMW z4 with the manual transmission and fancy green paint.
>>34487930MAssuming there's sex and/or I'm also getting head I could go once or twice a day, but I have a kind of high sex drive
>>34487927Over what? >>34487935There are about to be none you guys are being annoying with very little entertainment value rn.
Women are you capable of making a guy cum?
>>34487933Aren't you worried about your kitties interacting with him? What if he gets them sick?
>>34487946I’ve got them on Bravecto already, so I’m not too worried.
>>34487794What the fuck is a snizz?
>>34487947Do you think you'll end up taking him in?
>>34487950I totally would if I had the room, but I don’t. The animal welfare society in town’ll take good care of him.I’d be surprised if he didn’t get adopted very quickly.Here’s a really shitty pic of him that looks like a cryptid. Hopefully it doesn’t also rotate.
>>34487842They get annoyed at the behavior of wokes, but they don't actually oppose most of the values.
My head is throbbing Can the moids post their erect dicks to ease the pain
Why are the "femanons" so forward all of a sudden
>>34487930>but she is literally trying to get me to eat her pussy 2-3 times every day.>It’s just way too much because it's 15-20 minutes of foreplay and work to get her to orgasm.Yeah yeah juicy steak and buttery lobster. How horrible
>>34487854Alright she posted an IG story right now where it's a selfie with lots of ???? Signs all aroundWould this be about our date or am I overthinking it? Maybe I should ask her out next weekend and be over it
>>34487959So I take it you're one of those people who thinks that if you don't worship Hitler, you're woke?>>34487961Ma'am this is a blue board.
>>34487961gay and/or bi moid hands
>>34487961Why hereYou can find infinite penis pictures elsewhere on the internetHell, elsewhere on 4chan
>>34487973I want to know the dicks behind atoga posts
What is her fucking problem
>>34487976I reeeally want to post mine but I won't, I need to stop being such a man slut
I'm sad. None of my options wants to text me back and work is disappointing me. With the former, I was building a rapport with all of the women but the only one who is reciprocating often is the one that I'm the least attracted to. Work sucks because I'm expected to do so much while other people are fucking off doing nothing and are slower than me and have less responsibilities. Honestly why not just end it all? People obviously hate me and exist solely to rape me of my time and energy. It doesn't matter that I'm smart, interesting, reliable, tall, attractive - it doesn't matter
State Genderwhich one are you?which one do you wish you were?
>>34487980>I reeeally want to post mineWhy?>but I won'tWhy not :/
>>34487982MAbout 9% but I'm not as jacked
>>34487966>So I take it you're one of those people who thinks that if you don't worship Hitler, you're woke?Well, no, I just explained that what wokes strongly believe, even when most people hate them, is rarely outright rejected. It's why the current culture war is trannies and not, say, gays. Normies accepted the latter and moved on, even though they never stopped being annoyed at the heavy-handed moralizing of people who now treat trannies as the latest pet project.Whether we call most people "woke" or not is beside the point. All I'm saying is that the difference is mostly one of personality.
>>34487982I'm skinny everywhere except my freakishly bloated stomach
>>34487989So skinnyfat
>>34487985>war is trannies and not, say, gays.So yes to a point, I wasn't referring to literal nazis, just anyone who thinks not hating gays/blacks/jews is "woke". Maybe I should've phrased it better, but you do in fact have a retardedly broad definition of "woke" if part of it is "not being butthurt about the gays".
>>34487992Tired bait
>>34487982FI had an MRI that said I was 13% when I was leaner. Nowadays I'm probably about 18 - 20%.
>>34487976You already have the hands, be content with that
>>34487996more hands more hands more hands more hands!
>>34487983>why?because I'm a slut>why not :/because I don't want to be a slut anymore
>>34487982MBetween 15% and 20%
>>34487997You hated mine last time
>>34487994>Giving my honest opinion is baitSorry you're retarded and don't know what real bait is.
>>34487991No, it makes me look pregnant
>>34488000ive never said anything bad about any hands ive come across
>>34487997here you go, sorry for being brown btw
>>34487996I want more, this time gripping objects
>>34487997Your greed knows no boundsI now know that you saying that mine was the one you liked the most means nothing
>>34488001It's Friday and you've sat here all day doing this. Wildly sad life you live
>>34487961Here.https://i.4cdn.org/soc/1775119165179402.jpg
>>34487997I don't get the hand obsession. Yeah, hands are nice, but they're nothing compared to a thick neck and protruding clavicle.
>>34488010Who the hell are you?
>>34488003You only give token praises and empty appreciation
>>34488007another added to the folder, tysmoking is bad for you yk>>34488009whats wrong with wanting more hand pics?
>>34488013Seen you arguing here all day get a life
>>34488011How many inches is that?
>>34487997I took one earlier today.You can see the tattoo I gave myself on accident with a pencil on my palm if you look real closely.
>>34488014what else would you like then >>34488012men would never post those though. they’re too shy
>>34488015>another added to the folder, tynice>smoking is bad for you ykno I didn't know that
Too bad I'm pencil necked
>>34488016>Seen you arguing here all dayDisregarding whether or not that's true wouldn't that me you've also been on here all day?
>>34488008Old pic, posted previously
>>344880177"
as soon as one moid posts hands everyone gets jealous and they start posting hands lol
>>34488018probably the only anon itt to go outside, good job>>34488021quit for the sake of your lungs
>>34488025You're starting flame wars on an anonymous imageboard because you have nothing else to do with your life, think about that
>>34488011
I could be a slut but it doesn't matter because no one would fuck me anyways and I'll just be even more sad. I get plenty of attention but no woman wants to get fucked by me and no one wants to be close to me
>>34488031All I said is "not hating gays isn't woke". You're projecting some other anon you're obsessed with onto me. And again, if you're on this thread so often that you're getting obsessed with random anons, that says a lot more about you then it does me.
>>34488040I'm not even that guy I just see you every time I come in here doing the same shit. Get a damn job
>>34488029>quit for the sake of your lungsI've only been smoking for a year, I do want to quit because I don't want to age prematurely though
>>34488041>I'm not even that guyWow, that's even more pathetic. You're on these threads so much and so deeply invested in them, that you got randomly triggered by my post. Damn.
I've never been fucked by a big dick
Hold on will smoking fix my baby face
Fuck this I'm going back to being a hermit. 30 matches, one hookup with a nasty chubby cunt and one date with a girl I'm not even interested in who is annoying as fuck. Women aren't worth my time and any one that I'm really attracted to clearly wants nothing to do with me
>>34488046Imagine how your parents feel about your place in life
>>34488048No lol it will make it worse. You’ll just be a stinky babyface
>>34488051You're not denying being on these threads all the time and being so emotionally invested in them that you got triggered by a random post.
>>34488055I just think you're pathetic, it anyone is invested it's you for typing out paragraphs of seethe day in and day out
>>34488052It ages you though
>>34488046I’d have to agree with the other two posters. You’re honestly one of the biggest losers I’ve ever seen on 4chan.You stick out like a sore thumb. You’re almost always having a slapfight about inconsequential, pedantic shit.You also clearly think you’re much smarter than you really are.
>>34488049>and one date with a girl I'm not even interested in who is annoying as fuck.Call it off instead of wasting each other's time
>>34488048you will have a wrinkly baby face
>>34488056Still not denying anything I see. I'm starting to think you're engaging in projection. Hope you can get some good meds for your schizophrenia soon.
>>34488058Don’t be stupid. It makes you look and smell dirtier. You aren’t gonna get the aged up look until you’ve been smoking for like 10 years.
>>34488059Oh no, some random anon thinks I'm a loser, whatever shall I do? That is if you're not samefagging.
>>34488065it does however make working much more tolerable.but yeah don't smoke
>>34488069They don’t want you to know this, but you can hang out with the smokers for FREE without smoking :o (and realistically you still get a bit of secondhand)
>>34488063I mean you did describe yourself as an ambitionless neet or something before so yeah I'm right. It's no surprise you've gotten nowhere in life given how stupid you are
>>34488072Oh no, two random anons don't like me, whatever shall I do? There fixed.
>>34487982m25%10-12%
>>34488071d-does that mean that when my grandma was smoking while hanging out with me I was technically smoking as well?
>>34488076>25%..cute
State genderWhy do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?
>>34488074It's not what we think of you that's the problem it's your own shitty fucked up behavior. Insane how it's impossible for you to fathom you could be wrong, you really aren't clever
>>34487982M17% according to a scanAnywhere from 10-15%
>>34488082Min my case cats suddenly appear I think they know I'm a catboy
>>34487982f, 35%, wish i was 25% i guess, but im really sad all the time and baking makes me happy.
>>34488083>Making posts some random anons don't like is shitty fucked up behaviorDamn, that actually makes me feel a lot better about myself. Thank you anon.
>>34488047You're not missing much
>>34488089You act smug because an anonymous imageboard is the only place you can go to feel superior given your shitty situation
What's the oldest you would date?
>>34488093M40
>>3448809350
>>34488093M21, no older than myself
>>34488093F 25
>>34488080no homo?
>>34488092Sorry, but I can't be bothered to get this emotionally invested in a 4chan general. We're all just pissing in the wind here buddy.
>>34488093>>34488094>>34488095>>34488098You guys should probably state age for context
>>34488102im >>34488098im 38
>>34488102I said 50 and I'm 35.
>>34488101Sad existence. I'd say I hope you kill yourself but I doubt you can plan that far ahead.
You guys suck, you're just like everyone else in real life; a pack of feral subhuman faggots who deserve nothing more than a stake hammered into your skulls. Fuck you all
>>34487992You ironically sound woke right now because you're so ideologically motivated that you're incapable of reading anything without assigning a "side" to it. I explicitly told you, twice, that I was making an observation of behavior, not values, and you somehow keep understanding that to mean that everyone is "woke". Call the label whatever the fuck you want. It's not the point.
>>34487982FGuessing I'm in the lows 20s10-12 looks the best but up to 20 is acceptable.>>34488058If you have a perpetual babyface like Leonardo dicaprio aging is going to make you look like shit though
>>34488104You're bullshitting
>>34488102>>34488094I'm 26
>>34488111lol yes i was just trollingim 21
>>34488093MaleProbably 29 (am 27).
>>34488106People have basically treated me like shit since I was born, and yes I do stay alive because I do get some pleasure from the fact my mere existence causes the world to seethe.>>34488109>You ironically sound woke right now because you're so ideologically motivated that you're incapable of reading anything without assigning a "side" to it.Isn't the whole point of "woke" is that it's a "sides" thing?
Honestly why the fuck would she even match me at all? Maybe because I made a reference to her niche tattoo and she liked the attention that her bad decision got her so she entertained me for 4 messages and then left me alone. Fucking cunt
>>34488113That would be funny tho
>>34488115>People have basically treated me like shit since I was bornAnd not once did you consider that it might be your fault. You could've pretended to be someone else here and been treated well but no, ugly goes to the bone I suppose
Wish I could have sex, but alas...
>>34488118>And not once did you consider that it might be your fault. You could've pretended to be someone else here and been treated well but no, ugly goes to the bone I supposeI don't believe in victim blaming, yes. But hey if you can tell me what I was doing as a child that justified family members being abusive and kids at school bullying me, be my guest.
>>34488093F 34Probably like 40.
femoid, get up out of your seat and go take a shower. NOW.i can SMELL you.get up. and go. to the. shower.YOU'RE SHITTING YOURSELF
>>34488102Blame the question-asker for not asking.
Men don't even have to worry about their first time hurting, what do they even worry about? staying hard?
I was actually going to block this girl tonight but you know what, she's a solid 6/10 and I might be able to coerce her into sex since she texts me constantly and clearly wants my attention. Even tho she said she's looking for a life partner on her profile, I can probably pull this off right?
*sniffs femanon's chair*
>>34488129I got hard my first time but couldn't bust because I was too nervous.
>>34488129we have to worry about even having a first time
>>34488129I couldn't stay hard because I made the mistake of having sex with someone I wasn't in love with.
>>34488093M, 3138, maybe older if she was absolutely perfect for me
I burned my popcorn ;_;
>>34488133not the point i was making but sure, everythings ALWAYS about the incels, when is it not? biggest woe is me group to ever exist.
>>34488122You're not a victim of anything, it's no wonder you act like the rest of your miserable family, you're their blood. You're just like the rest of them and just like the rest of them you'll always be blind to how you act because of your raging narcissism, you'll always be the victim in your eyes but everyone will know you're just a piece of shit person. I'm glad you'll never have kids of your own.
>>34488138nooooo :(
>>34488129Not a man but I'd argue that they do have to worry a little about hurting themselves. Accidentally pulling out all the way and jamming it can't feel good.
>>34488143>jamming itThat's a thing? How does that even work.
>>34488129I have a tight foreskin/frenulum so if I don't ease it in it hurts
Hot take but I'd rather a woman be thick than thin
>>34488141>You're not a victim of anything, Oh wow anon, you know my entire life just by me posting random things you don't like? Please do tell me what my life is good sir.
>>34488145Extend your fingerPoke the wall really fast/hard
>>34488149Yes people like you are unfortunately all too common. Your family was all abusive assholes, but you were the darling angel. Everyone bullied you and didn't like you for no reason at all, you were always the bird with broken Wings.
How do I manipulate her into having sex with me? I don't want long term, I just want to fuck
>>34488153I'm certainly not a perfect angel, but that doesn't change the fact that people have treated me like shit when I didn't deserve it. I could go more into why I'm convinced that I'm someone who's naturally hated by people, but that would actually be derailing the thread. You know, the thing that certain schizo anons accuse me of doing.
>>34487103I be like "I want to date a bitch" nah nigga, I'm into the IDEA of a relationship. I'd never care to put in the effort to start one let alone enjoy being in a relationship
>>34488140huh? that isn't an incel point, guys are pressured to have sex or be considered failures from the time they hit puberty lol
>>34488157>I didn't deserve it>schizo anons accuse me of doingSee this is what I mean, it's not an accusation it's an observation. I don't need you to "go into" why you're hated and you don't have to be "convinced" that you are because you are very obviously hated by people, and for good reason, it's not a mystery that needs unravelling and convincing, you act like a shithead and you're surprised when people treat you that way back.
When I nap I tend to tunnel into whatever pile of pillows or cushions there are. When my head is somewhat restricted it's really comfy. Is this common? >>34487178No, I've had enough of that IRL. I hate the idea of doing that to people, so I don't get how people can be into that.>>34487546most women don't leave that level of intelligence
>>34487906M.I have never confessed to anyone.6 girls have confessed to me (grades 4, 6, 8, 10, 10, 11).I'm a virgin in his 30s.
>>34488157i support you anon. you're gmi.
>>34488161>Making random posts on 4chan constitutes as being a shitheadYou've got an awfully broad definition of "shithead" anon.
>>34487906i don't do that anymore, if i have strong feelings for someone i just bring it up. last time i did it, she turned out to have had feelings for me on and off for half a decade lol
>>34487906>have you ever confessed to anyone? how did it go?Yes. I asked a girl out once in college. She didn't want to.>has anyone ever confessed to you?Never>>34488140>biggest woe is me group to ever exist.that belongs to the jews
Did I make my profile too boyfriend centric? Should I just come off as a fuck boy instead? What if I scare away a woman that's genuinely really cool and super hot because she thinks I'm a himbo?
>>34488167It's a reflection of your personality, I'd ask you to think about what I mean instead of twisting and misrepresenting my words to best suit you but you aren't capable of that are you. Your mind is broken and you are incapable of bettering yourself or thinking differently
men send me. apicture of u so i can make u mywallpaper
Why do female centaures in Narnia wear a shirt?Why is it ok for them to expose their cunts to little kids, but not their breasts?
>>34488173Fuck off glowie you already have my veins
>>34488172I haven't twisted and misrepresented anything schizo, go take your meds.
>>34488177You deserve the amount of compassion you've been shown in your life, absolutely none. You will live and die in this miserable state because your head is too far up your ass to smell anything other than your own shit.
>>34488175Maybe the Jesus allegory lion doesn't care because it's animal genetalia
>>34488124while i do feel it coming, i am not at all shitting right now.
>>34488178All this rage and anger...because I made random 4chan posts you don't like. Keep that in mind.
>>34488168let me guess, they were "off" when you told her
>>34488181You can say what you want and call me every name in the book but that will never change who you are, it will never make you happy or pleasant or lovable.
Women do you ever think like this?
>>34488173making ur wallpaper a person will always be weird to me>>34488148you hate us don't you :(
>>34488183Again, all I did was make posts you dislike, and I'm the loser?>>34488187Replace "abusive" with "thirsty and retarded" and it's a bit more accurate.
>>34488187I've never witnessed or interacted with an abusive or even slightly aggressive man.I hope it stays that way.
>>34488187no, I'm not retarded
>>34487103The starcraft nerd is stretching pussies. I'm a chemistry major with 2 fuck buddies. I think there's an animefag ITT that's fucked a few femanons. Speak to your own failings.
>>34488187nope, i don't interact with abusive moids
>>34487574BWC
>>34488138hope u can make more>>34488131what are you trying to sniff, anon
>>34488193>The starcraft nerd is stretching pussiesStop lying about yourself in the third person.
>>34488189Again, it's not about the posts, it's wild that you can't see that. You're a literal worthless bitter neet and act as though you have some superiority.
>>34488187Nah, replace abusive with "cripplingly insecure" and maybe we have something
>>34488198He blog posts about it, anon.
>>34488199>Again, it's not about the posts, it's wild that you can't see that.What else could it be if it's not about the posts?
Other men. How do you cope with balding? Thinking about hair transplant before my norwood gets worse
>>34488187It's not a curse. All men are just inherently abusive.
I didn't grow up in a large coastal urban area so I never got to experience the WMAF lifestyle as a white man. I feel like a piece of me is missing
Getting real sick of being sexually harassed
>>34488204Fuck me. I literally explained this to you. There's no way you're not trolling me, can you really not see 10 feet in front of you.
>>34488207Dis nigga looks like Lam
>>34488211Nice ass *Smacks*
>>34488211I'm sorry. Us moids need to be more respectful of boundaries.
>>34488210That's a west coast thing. Here on the east coast we have Puerto Rican babes instead.
>>34488212Show me where you explained it to me. Because all I've been seeing from you is angry seething, and then being told that I'm willfully misinterpreting things when I'm just responding to what you said. I am a worthless NEET after all, so I don't know why it's shocking to you that I'm too retarded to understand your intellectual posts.
>>34488007Nigga you look like a vampire what do u mean brown?
do men mind ladies w long clits with a head?
>>34488219you mean a tranny?
>>34488197Her butt sweat and other feminine smells
>>34488216Yeah I should really just move instead of being with my faggot parents. They're holding me back from unlimited sex. I'm white and tall, that's all that matters. Being 6'5'' and hot sucks
>>34487398What's done is done
>>34488220not what i askedis that a no?
>>34488211Suck that dick, bitch!
>>34488129>Men don't even have to worry about their first time hurting, what do they even worry about? staying hard?Staying hard. Not coming in 10 seconds flat. Not making an idiot of yourself because you don't know what you're doing. Not accidentally injuring your partner. Not saying the wrong thing. Not being attractive enough after you undress. Your dick being too small. Pregnancy and STDs (will the condom split? is she lying about being on the pill and trying to baby trap you?) Does she have a boyfriend she hasn't mentioned who is going to come bursting in and kill you? Are her friends going to rob you? Will you wake up in a bathtub full of ice with a kidney missing? Are you going to be falsely accused of rape afterwards? Honestly, there's a lot.
>>34487992
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Q2ijuXQZXYWhy can't white women look like this?
I didnt masturbate today
>>34488231come back when you go a month without masturbation
>>34488217I said here >>34488172 that it's not your posts or my posts but the behavior and mindset behind it, you're too focused on the what and can't see the why, instead you just go off on personal attacks and make shit up because you're stupid and impulsive and are geared for unpleasantness fundamentally, I doubt you could change it even when I explain it so plainly and lay it out. Let's see what bullshit you'll say to protect your ego this time.
>>34488230She has a very long neck
>>34488224Nta but damn you're being kind of pushy here. Your clit is not gonna get sucked if you act like that.
>>34488228Don't you "seething about faggots and niggers" types always talk about how much smarter you are than the brainwashed masses?>>34488233So wait>It's not about the postsBut it is about the posts because you're making grand sweeping assumptions about my personality based off my posts. Jesus fucking Christ, and you accuse me of misinterpreting you?
>>34488219So a penis
Get hype faggotshttps://twitter.com/ikappabalpha/status/2049626281000743162
>>34488234Wat
>>34488232Ive done that before actually, my hf wouldnt allow me to cum but she was teasing me every day, most mind blowing orgasm ive ever had
>>34488238It's not about the posts specifically no, the posts are a symptom of a much larger issue. You have no idea how obviously broken you are, nobody well adjusted acts like this.
>>34487404I fucked a gorgeous, slimthick yoga instructor in college, and apparently she likes making animal noises in bed, which completely ruined it for me to the point I ended up just jerking myself off to finish.To this day it's still the worst sex I've ever had, and she's the hottest woman I've ever been with.
>>34488241You deserve the death sentence, and I'm not even joking
>>34488239its like the size, girth and squishiness of a gummy bear so not really
The masculine urge to grab femanon by the shoulders and kiss her forehead
I can’t believe there are 3 people on this earth who want to date me
>>34488242Bitch in blue got no waist bruh, built like a cinderblock
>>34488245It is because you're making sweeping judgements about me as a person and going on massive seething tirades about my posts. Stop with the weasel words. I make posts you don't like and that triggers you, that's it.
>>34488243I don't think I could function.
>>34488250Foid hands
>>34488248wtf...
>>34488248Ah a microdick no wonder you transitioned
Moids, is "Tojima wants to be a Kamen rider" any good?
>>34488219Do women mind a guy who’s penis look like a clit?
Saw a deer hit and writhing in the road :( I called the cops but now what
>>34488231I've personally been fapping too much to ZZZ and Genshin r34
>>34488247What was it?
>>34488256dont body shame me :/>>34488257its not a dick i can’t piss out of it >>34488262i dont, we can twin
>>34488263you ask if you can have the meat and hide
>>34488264>genshinYou fap to Klee
>>34488252I mean even ignoring my "judgements" you said it yourself, everyone hates you, you're a miserable neet, everyone in your family sucks (including you). I'll say it again you can say what you want but that doesn't change anything.
>>34488254My balls really hurt>>34488258Looks like coomer shit so no
>>34488263Now nothing really. You've done what you could.
>>34488266NTA. Did it swell from test?
>>34488266I would suck your big clit until you squirted all over my face
>>34488273But what about my mental trauma
>>34488250And none of them are good enough for you?
>>34488264When i have a schedule I forget to masturbate sometimes
>>34488271no, I heard its an action seinen
>>344882792 of them are cancer patients
>>34488282What about the 3rd?
>>34488263Damn. I don't think there's anything else you could do. Unless you're carrying vials of morphine.
>>34488278You learn to cope.
>>34488270So yes, you got insanely triggered by me making posts you don't like. Thank you for agreeing with me.
Women if your bf wanted you to get an IUD (copper/non hormonal) would you?
imagine coming to /atoga/ to erp on a friday night
>>34488288Who?
>>34488284She could go euthanize it herself...
>>34488247go back to jerking off to your brown teenage homosexuals
>>34488286I'm not triggered I forget about you within a couple minutes of replying. Keep being smug see if it helps you get anywhere.
>>34488287yeah, I already have one, best method ever
Foids. Are you watching Ganbare Nakamura this season?
>>34488294you couldn't pay me enough to do that
>>34488290I doubt he's carrying. Even if he was, you can't just discharge a firearm in the middle of a public road.
>>34488275something like that
>>34488287No
Would you visit Israel if given the chance? Pic related is an average IDF soldier
Foids, Riza or Winry?
>>34488297Did it get more sensitive?
>>34488294That looks so fucking gay, modern anime is so gay
It's Friday losers, have a flashhttps://litter.catbox.moe/8celdz.swf
>>34488296There are other ways to euthanize deer.
My heart feels strange ;(
>>34488303>That looks so fucking gayThat's the point. It's a boy's love series
>>34488299No, not until Palestine is free.
>>34488298Why not?
>>34488302a bit yea
>>34488299YesI want a Khazar Milkers fwb
>>34488310I’m not interested in that
>>34488308Oh... well fuck me i guess
>>34488305>.swfI am not clicking that shit
>>34488219no that's really hot
What's the hardest thing about transitioning?
>>34488313In what, contraception?
>>34488312There are probably lesbians in the IDF, I wonder if they sexually harass Palestinian girls like the male soldiers in the West Bank.
>>34488319Yes
>>34488287>IUDI had to get one since my fwb is Indian and condoms don't fit him
>>34488321So just pull out every time or what. Aren't you afraid of getting pregnant.
>>34488307What happened
How would the foids of /atoga/ respond without sounding mad?
>>34488326Why do men always act like psychopaths?
>>34488326everyone is always the victim from their pov, whats in their pants is irrelevant
>>34488325I dont know its beating really fast but like it feels wrong
>>34488323lmfao
>>34488318Judgmental people
Why do I get a hardon everytime I see a cute girl throwing up at parties?
>>34488324I don’t have sex
>>34488318u get like really gross for like 3 months before its adjusts
>>34488335How often does that happen?
>>34488334do you know from personal experience?
Foids, have you ever not been able to bottom out any of the guys you fucked?
>>34488335Because it's demonstrating that she makes poor decisions on impulse. Easy type to get in bed.
>>34488265A microbikini on a figurine of an animated child>>34488287No, I hear they're painful.>>34488312>>34488323>>34488327>>34488334I don't say this lightly, but I hope you die a horrific death after watching your parents waste away from cancer.
Foids, sex?Foids, favorite type of sex?Foids, do you like sex?Foids, what do you think about sex?
>>34488336Hypothetically if you had a boyfriend and you fucked him, would your answer change?
>>34488339I work part time for a catering company so quite a lot.
>>34488341no
>>34488340My wife does
>>34488344Sex with big penises on tall fit attractive men
men, what would you do if you had no refractory period?
>>34488344>Foids, sex?f>Foids, favorite type of sex?with him>Foids, do you like sex?with him>Foids, what do you think about sex?I don't think about sex
>>34488353I don't have one. It's not much to write home about.
>>34488345No id do nonhormonal methods
Why is western media so against traditional beauty standards?
>>34488353I know a secret to have a double orgasm ita forbidden knowledge though
>>34488344yeah.sexy sexsex yesi think sex sex sex
>>34488344Julian/Sarge hours, I see
>>34488352Based
>>34488356Copper is non hormonal, I specifically stated that lol.
>>34488353I don't have one.
every single moid ive ever dated or hooked up with has had a small peen, what am i doing to attract this consistently???
>>34488365you can't expect misery-poster to use her brain cells when it comes to her neurotic bullshit.
>>34488359what, is it the prostate one?
>>34488365I don’t want that either >>34488369You’re retarded
>>34488368you have small penis aura
>>34488368how small exactly?>>34488355>>34488367waow
>>34488373So what other non hormonal methods did you have in mind. Condoms seem like a raw deal.
>>34488368>>34488368>every single moid ive ever dated or hooked up with has had a small peen, what am i doing to attract this consistently??White bois?
>>34488376she'll never have sex anyways.
Caves are pretty crazy if you really think about it
>>34488376Yea I’ll use a condom or just time my ovulation
>>34488349>>34488377Genuinely, kill yourself. You would be doing the world a favor. It won't undo the waste of time and resources it took bringing you to this point, but the pathetic existence you call a life needs to stop. No one will miss you. No one will mourn you. If anything, it will be a relief for anyone who has been forced into your proximity. You contribute nothing to the world, only take and take like the parasite that you are. Hell, give me your address and I will send you the money to pay for a gun to blow that malformed brain against the walls of your mother's basement.
>>34488377the men were white yes if thats what that means
>>34488384Lmfao she's so pissed
>>34488381But I have so what now
There are two Korrasamis?
>>34488385Seems like a simple fix
>>34488388fucking the dog doesn't count.
>>34488390One real, one imposter
>>34488383Doesn't it feel different without one? Timing sounds like you're just asking to get knocked up sooner or later.
idc about height or dick size i just want him to be somewhat rich
>>34488370No, i have never touched my prostate
Women would you let your boyfriend squeeze your butt like a stressball when you're cuddling?
>>34488395It does which is tricky Why are you asking me this
>>34488287I'd look into it but my method of being too unhealthy to support a pregnancy has been working for me for like 10 years>>34488341No>>34488368I couldn't tell you, I keep lucking out with slightly above average. I've only seen 2 that were actually disappointing. Do you give off an aura of being a prude or lazy in bed maybe?
>>34488373May I ask how old you are?
>>34488375they were like 3-4 inches i think? but all definitely far under 6 because thats how big the toys i have are
>>34488392The what
>>34488401No
>>34488398Only on days where I'm not bleeding because that wouldn't be kosher
>>34488391>>34488394The only simple fix around here is killing yourself. It's a fucking joke that millions of possums are ran over every year but you don't run that risk because you never go outside.
>>34488399It does which is why I asked the question, IUD seems like a set it and forget it thing. Just curious this is ask the opposite gender anything after all.
Would it be weird to ask her to cosplay Makima from chainsaw man on the second date? We had great chemistry on the first one
>>34488406Opossums*
>>34488402That sucks, I would fuck you with my 7" penis just because I feel bad for you.
>>34488382I fucking love cavesBut am afraid of tunnels for some reason. Feels like I should have the opposite reaction but I think I have so little faith in the competence of human builders that I feel safer rolling the dice exploring a random hole in the ground.
>>34488407IUDs seem painful and I don’t want to deal with that
That doesn't sound unhinged at all
>>34488413Meant for >>34488408
I want a hot and kind boyfriends who spends at least 6 hours with only me per day
>>34488407>set it and forget itWhat if it stabs his dick thoughOr comes looseAnd it's going to make my periods worse like when I was a teenager
>>34488415those dont exist men only want us for sex
>>34488412At first yeah but not all the time right. You'd think a maintenance free contraceptive would be worth that.
>>34488413Speaking of hinges, would you mind slamming your head into a large, metal door until it pops like a grape?
>>34488415>boyfriends>pluralIsn't one bad enough?
>>34488182nope. we had probably one of the most fairytale relationships ever, it surprised the both of us
>>34488418I would literally give one of my kidneys just to see >her for a few hours though.
>>34488419I’ve heard a lot of girls can experience pain for months and have to take it out anyway not worth the risk for me
>>34488417Unless he has a 12 inch cervix busting uterus destroyer idk how that would happen. Plus isn't the periods thing temporary.
>>34488418>those dont exist>men only want us for sexReal
>>34488423then youre the rare 1% of men
*sniff sniff*ew, femanon, why do you smell like cum?
>>34488421>>34488426Stop, or I'm turning the trip off and no one will be able to filter me.
>>34488423>I would literally give one of my kidneys just to see >her for a few hours thoughOf course you pick one of the few redundant organs
>>34488428I burped
>>34488428the better question is why do men's cum stink so much?
>>34488431it's never enough, like herding cats.women, ladies and gentlemen
>>34488431Fine, let's negotiate. What do you want instead?
>>34488434Kys scrote
>>34488437HEY! be nice.
smart girls, why do so many of you write off jocks/traditional guys? some of us are really smart too...
>>34488436How's your appendix?
>>34488424Fair enough but it's not like it carries permanent risks or anything. Worst case you take it out and now you know for certain.
>>34488440Still here. You want that? I'll give it if it means I get to see her again.
>>34488439what kind of bait is this supposed to be?
>>34488440>Don't give me your redundant vital organs give me your vestigial ones insteadWomen
>>34488441Allegedly
>>34488439Since when? The best moids are himbos
Has anyone dated a Singaporean girl before? If so, what was it like?
>>34488415That gave my ex the ick so i will never do that again
>>34488433I've never noticed a smell to it.
men really have one bad experience w a lady and never trust them again lol
>>34488445A wise man once said only one way to find out.
>>34488423Why
>>34488451Yes and?Also i will never date blondes again
>>34488452No? I’m good why would I do something I don’t have to do
>>34488418the validation of being "good" at sex*****they dont even enjoy it, they just want you to scream like a pornstar and talk about how big their dick is or whatever
>>34488444It's been known the appendix isn't vestigial for decadesScrote intelligence on display
>>34487154MI'm surprised the room didn't flip over with all that mass on 1 side
>>34488455im not complaining, its a good thing for such sensitive and immature ppl to opt themselves out of the dating pool so us normal people can connect instead.
>>34488453She's literally everything I want and we get along but circumstances are cruel.
>>34488457That part
>>34488456Theoretically speaking of course.
>>34488464Ok
>>34488447तुम गाय का गोबर खाते हो और तुम्हारी ऊँचाई तीन फीट है। तुम छिपकलियों का बलात्कार करते हो। तुम ट्रेन की चपेट में आकर मर जाओगे। तुम्हारी माँ और तुम्हारी पंद्रह बहनों का सामूहिक बलात्कार होगा, शायद तुम और तुम्हारे भाइयों द्वारा।
>>34488447Such a hassle and the distance is bad. Country kinda sucks too. Girl was cute and would send many nudes and videos but she was also prone to drama, not worth it.
>>34488458Your uterus is vestigial you test blasted bulldyke
>>34488439I know this riddle, you are dumb.
>>34488468Babe, I told you atoga is my space to vent
>>34488357They are not, you got triggered by a post
>>34488461Everything? How?
>>34488470I'm going to pop out so many little jeets you'll think my pussy leads to a call centre
>>34488344Yes.Threesome.Yes.I like it.
Why are Indian men so attractive?
>>34488451>men really have one bad experience w a lady and never trust them again lolTruly the weaker sex
how do i approach girlsive been told im cute and hot and stuff but idk ive never tried to approach a girl before
>>34488460>normalYou post on /atoga/ you are not normal
>>34488477>JH moment
>>34488446>himbosi guess that's the real problem, i only outwardly face as a himbo and have insanely good recall and a very broad knowledge base with deep understanding in several areas of study
>>34488478It's the spices! It vitalizes their blood>>34488477Based
cheated on by a literal micropenis moid award
>>34488481not truenot everyone who posts here is inherently as weird as you are
>>34488482Don’t know what that is.
>>34488483Scrotes should be seen, not heard
>>34488488You dont even know me
>>34488494i know im more normal than you are
ramen noodles with curry powder and garlic :3
>>34488483lol
Women how would you feel if your husband wanted to name your son "redskin Joe"
>>34488489She's "Great Value" Korrasami
>>34488493lol good luck enforcing that, toots men are superior in every regard except having children especially with regard to intelligence this is settled science
>>34487404My gf is objectively hot, but that represents about 1% of what's good about having sex with her. About 40% is about the two of us being intensely in love. The remaining 59% is about sexual compatibility: about our bodies being so in tune that neither of us ever has to think about whether the other will enjoy something - if it feels good to me, it automatically feels good to her, and vice versa. That's rare, and precious.
>>34488425A 5 incher can poke a cervix if she's not warmed up.And it's usually temporary, usually. Usually isn't always so that make me nervous.
>>34488500>it's the reddit spacing jeet
>>34488499Sir, please do not attempt to create strife between the blatinas.
>>34488499Didn’t help, no clue. Bye now
>>34488428It's not me it's all the fucking Bradford pear trees blooming why the FUCK did we use these as street trees they're prone to splitting and smell like jizz.
>>34488504*yawn* call someone else a curry nigger
>>34488498Poor guy had a stroke, we are not having children
>misery-poster pretending to not know who JH is hilarious
Is "Reddit spacing" what the rest of the world calls "paragraphs"?
>>34488514>jeet having another melty about reddit spacing
>>34488514Yes
>>34488368Because you live in India madams
>>34488514Either that or line breaks.
>>34488514Yes. But they use it poorly.
>>34488500Men are falling behind in every part of society, and we're closing every gapYou will fail, you will be humiliated
>>34488439>smart>traditionalPick one.
>>34488503The iud is supposed stay inside the uterus so if it's poking him you've got bigger problems. And like I said there's only one way to know how your body will react to it.
>>34488520I don't even write like that, you fucking moron.
>>34488520>Men are falling behind in every part of societyno men are exiting society to watch the toxically feminine disaster burn in your heart of hearts you know this and fear it
>>34488521oh you sweet summer child God be with you.
>>34488524Where's your screenshot?
>>34488522>The iud is supposed stay inside the uterus(NTA) There are two threads that come down through the cervix into the vagina and can snag on your dick.
>>34488522>supposed to Well yeah. But it's not always going to do what it's supposed to.
>>34488527>"owowowowo a thread touched my dick aaaaaaaa"
I wish men would let me pluck their eyebrows they always have 'em all crazy
>>34488530grow a full on bush and we'd have a deal
>>34488529It's more a case of the IUD being yanked out of position and stabbing through the uterus wall.
>>34488530rood
>>34488288Gayest shit I’ve ever seen
>>34488532since dick holes are so good at grabbing on to a little piece of thread, yes, very scary
>>34488523>I don't even write like that, you fucking moronAnd yet incels still eat it up, thus proving our point about scrote intelligenceHere, you dropped this>Korrasami
Women, thoughts on him teasing the entrance with his tip? Is it annoying?
>>34488531whats with the male brain and bushes>>34488533let me groom u boy
Should I chat up this torta and see if she’ll let me fuck her or would I be better off just going home?
>>34488539>Is it annoying?Yes.
>>34488455Redheads are where it's at
>>34488532Well that's terrifying
>>34488537Your ignorance of both sexual biology and physics is simply terrifying.
>>34488541>whats with the male brain and bushesthe shaving of female body hair is a trend that's always been pushed on society by pedophile jews, first in hollywood and then in pornit's not natural
>>34488538Nope, you've ruined it. No more namefagging for me.
>>34488546your paranoid neuroticism is highly entertaining
why do men freak out about penis size, all u need to do is learn to give oral and it doesnt even matter
>>34488546MI've bumped one out of place before. Stop outing yourself as a dicklet.
>>34488541>let me groom u boyCan you loofah my back?
>>34488549Which means I'll indirectly cause even more incel seething?King shit
>>34488551Say it louder for the dicklets in the back!
>>34488368That's because you haven't hooked up with met. 7 by 6 incher
>>34488551Because we know most women have fucked a guy with a 9 inch dick and 6 inch girth and if you're not the biggest and best dick she's ever had she'll always think of the other guy.
man i used to really like washing my ex gfs hair in the shower and really massaging her scalp and just holding her under the hot water and comforting her as she's having heroin withdrawals
He speaks truth
>>34488553do i get to reach over and hold (hold) ur cock with one hand while i do so?
>>34488559Anon, I'm top 1% of dick size, and over an inch shorter than that
>>34488565dicklet delusions are so funny
>>34487096Was that ENTJ?
>>34488557based unless ur a manlet then ew kys
>>34488565Doesn't matter, the bigger the dick the bigger the man whore and the more he fucks around and ruins it for other guys.It's like a girl dating a millionaire and then the next guy she dates makes 80K a year.She'll always remember the other guy.
>>34488566Indeed
>>34488564Sure
>>34488559so? why does it matter if she is thinking about the other guy he isnt even there
>>34488569I'm pretty sure this is a cuck fantasy erp now
>>34488573Do you ever think about other guys?
I started dating my close friend because we get along incredibly but she is likely to move to the other side of the world in 1.5-2.5 years for study. Am I making a mistake or is it better to try and experience what we have rather than to regret it?
>>34488574If I'm not the best, what's the point?
Gender.What games are you playing?
>>34488580I'm playing games with her heart.
>>34488580MCine2Nerdle reversal game.
>>34488580Killing Floor 1
>>34488580F i play too much roblox
>>34488578i've tried the ldr thing a lot and in my experience when it's time to pack up and move women get cold af REAL fast and if you're not with her physically and regularly in proximity to her you might as well not even fully exist as a real person to her because from that point on anything that's actually physically grabbing her attention is going to take precedent over anything to do with you and even if you can weather that there's a good chance she's just going to move on with someone else before you even realize you've been dumped don't get too attached unless you're cool with all this or she'd be cool with amending her plans if you get serious
>>34488591Pedo
>>34488561You had me until heroin withdrawals. Otherwise, very comfy!Foids do you let your boyfriend wash your hair?
>>34488580MHot n cold, hard to get, you name it.>>34488586Based.
>>34488596: ( i can’t play anything else cause im broke leave me alone
>>34488591I never understood the hype. What is there to do in roblox?
Do I manipulate the Chinese girl into sex on the second date even though she’s looking for a “life partner” and I’m not interested in that?
>>34488597yea it wasn't cool in a lot of ways but it opened up a level of love and intimacy that i forgot that i had for her and i just wanted her to be alright
>>34488601its not great but its hard to complain about something thats completely free
>>34488602Yes. Just eat her pussy a bit as recompense.
>>34488576sometimes yes..?
