>>34487096
State gender.When was the last time you smoke weed?
How do I win a depressed girlfailure's heart?
total hornyposter rangebanning desu
Possibly dumb question, but men, how prevalent is the "girls don't poop" mentality?
Is this true?
Women, short of just asking, are there any good ways to find out if a woman would be interested in being in a relationship with me? We're rather close and I'm head-over-heels into her, but I don't want to lose what we do have by asking her out and ruining things.
>>34490298agreed
>>34490299Very
>>34490304This woman makes porn.
>>34490305You can ask her friends if you have your own personal relationship them.But sadly, the best option is to just ask. There are good signs though.Before you ask her out, THE SIGNS ARENT PERFECT I remember regularly hanging out with a girl, both 1on1 and in groups, who was very touchy, I asked her out, and found out she was just being a “nice friend”.
>>34490299None at all if you lived with sisters or your female cousins were like your childhood friends. One of my cousins had the biggest shits I've ever seen. But I still would rather not think about my crushes pooping.
>>34490315I don't believe you
>>34490304yeah to this day I don't believe my exes were real people, I think they were trying to steal my organs and my sperm
Foids could you please draft a metaphor for how firm/light the clitoral stimulation should be for (You)
>>34490295FI am smoking as I type this. It's dinner time.
EWhy was there so much fearmongering about sexual past at one point? It’s rarely been brought up in my 10 years post college.
>>34490295MI don't smoke weed, only regular cigarettes
>>34490295FEnd of decemberWaiting til I have my drivers license to smoke again
>>34490305nagi got rejected when i asked a longtime (female) friend out once and we're still good friends to this day. but i wasn't head over heels for her and asked her casually - the way i asked was more like "hey, we're both single at the same time and we're both friends, would you ever consider dating?" she said "i don't see you in that way," i said "all good, figured i'd ask," and we moved past it.might not be what you want to hear, but if you ask her out casually and she says no you're going to be hurt, and if you tell her the truth and she says no she'll never see you the same way. that said, i'd honestly just tell her how you feel and get an answer one way or the other. otherwise you'll never be able to move on.
>>34490324Ask another man who knows what he's doing I honestly can't answer this.
>>34490295MA long time ago. It’s been about a year and a half.I dabbed often between then and last week, though. I’m trying to quit THC completely now.
State gender. Has your body ever hindered your dating chances? Because I have a potbelly that can be hidden in a sweater, and my date was kind of shocked (in a non exciting way) when I took off my clothes. We still finished but I’m not sure I’ll see her again.
>>34490295m, i'm high on edibles right now. weed really is a shit drug but i gots no other way to get that dopamine rn until i can get some btc
>>34490328there was once a time when having been with several people intimately could be seen as a worrying sign before getting into a relationshipnow every young person is either hypergamous by historical standards or flatly does not get into romantic pairings at all, so the culture shift naturally follows that fact
>>34490324like starting off cleaning playfully and dancing around then suddenly getting pissed off and smashing all your plates on the floor
Why do women like post-its with motivational one liners?
>>34490338I think they're probably slightly disappointed by how much my tits drop when I take off my bra but they just make the "I am momentarily surprised but this is also fine" face.
>>34490320Just ask for the sauce straight up boss
>>34490340That kind of adds up with my experiences. Everyone I know falls into one of these boxes>promiscuous and single >perpetually in monogamous relationships>Has box sex or relationships
>>34490349Fine, can you please share the sauce
>>34490338MI'm frail and tiny (more than most women I meet) so I'm basically blocked off from dating
>>344902953 and a half years ago
>>34490347I’d be lying if I said “I prefer saggy tits to perky tits”. But saggy tits will never be a deal breaker unless you’re dealing with the most picky man on earth.Especially since we expect tits to sag with age.:
>>34490338MYes, my utter lack of sex appeal is why my relationships die>>34490295The last time I smoked was a few weeks ago, I usually go for edibles and other things that don't smell as strongly
It's not fair that if you are good looking you can just be yourself
>>34490295>When was the last time you smoke weed?Never. I don't smoke. I had an edible a few months ago. It helps me sleep.>>34490304The most frustrating thing about men is when other men do awful shit and they refuse to awknowledge it or try minimizing it and saying stuff like "not all men.">>34490338I used to get bullied for being so skinny. Boys were never interested in me until my late teens.
>>34490365good looking people lack personalities, its like talking to a brick wall
>>34490357Yeah I kind of get the vibe that they have a similar feeling to "well I was thinking about getting Mexican for dinner but this Italian food is right here" Like it's not their favorite but it's still good.
>>34490365I'm ugly and I got a gf by being myself
>>34490295FI've only ever had THC gummies. Honestly, smoking weed just seems unappealing. I get that it's not as bas as smoking tobacco, but I just don't like the idea of smoking anything at all.
>>34490295MI think it's been around 15 years.>>34490349>>34490354I don't remember her name.
>>34490338does dick count as body or do you mean the general physique specifically?my dick is kinda small and both times i hooked up in my life the girl was visually a bit surprised/disappointed by that fact but it wasnt a catastrophe or anything
>>34490338potentially. i don't actually know for sure because i self-selected out.
>>34490338>Has your body ever hindered your dating chances?I used to think I could cope by jestermaxxing... but even that doesn't work anymore...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Bb2Zk_ZPZk
>>34490338oh probably, i'm tall and big and always look a little rugged, i don't think women want to date a part-man part-bear lol
>>34490371How fat is she?
>>34490368massive cope, all the good looking people I have known in life are at the very least socially competent if not outgoing and extra capable of developing a personalitythe reality is the total opposite, ugly people turn bitter and boring and don't develop socially so they barely have anything interesting to say or contribute to a conversation
>>34490367Height/weight at the time?
Women what is your opinion on trophy boyfriends/husbands?
>>34490338FI was fat as fuck for a while and it sure did. I've gained some of the weight back but it's still miles better
>>34490296Anon is looking at my browsing history again
>>34490384About 5'3 or 5'4 and 82 lbs.
>>34490378>All the werewolf porn doesn't mean anything of course women don't like body hairYou fool
>>34490392Damn what were you eating
>>34490392Yeahhh... I don't blame those guys, I don't want an anorexic girlfriend who's going to die early on me.
>>34490393i'm js, don't ever pull in a lot of looks or anything, and all the girls i've ever liked were the sorts to prefer tiny femboys
>>34490383can you just let me live with my own thoughts instead of forcing ur own down my throat idc about whatever ppl youve spoken toi dont know you and therefore i dont trust your word
At what age would it be too late or cringey to get rid of my “party animal” FOMO
>>34490393nta but he also said bigfoids don't date fat dudes
>>34490404He's tall though. Tall overrules fat.
>>34490407Absolutely vacant expression
>>34490404>foids don't date fat dudesmore like fat dudes dont date me..wtf are you all at!!!!!!!!
>>34490385People would get suspicious of the femanon who never goes out except to walk or return books. What mango is this?
>>34490396Not much. Usually just some fruit and an energy drink. I was also always tired, had constant migraines, and I rarely ever got my period.
>>34490392Usually I am all for throwing around women, but that seems dangerous in your case.
>>34490404I was hoping he meant big in the wide framed sense instead of just fat. A guy with a slim build getting fat is always bad but the strongman body type is appealing to a lot of women, just not usually women in their early 20s. Inexperienced women want twinks. They're attractive but also non threatening.
>>34490407This is at looks like fetish content, plus he appears to be mentally retarded, is she taking his disability checks or something?
>>34490407ok i objectively look better than that guy, i'm not very round just extremely filled out and i have an acceptable face. idk i'm probably always single because i rarely leave my pad
>>34490407In what sense does it overrule it? Being that fat will take at least 3 inches away from his dick from all the fat folds.
>>34490411stop pretending, you're gonna make me cry
>>34490407>No, it doesn't. Skinny, average or muscular are good looks on menCurvy, average, chubby or muscular are good looks on women.
>>34490411Are you also into older guys?
>>34490412Not a manga just random panels made by https://x.com/jii_0208
>>34490413Why didn't you eat anything
>>34490304I mean, just because someone calls you handsome doesn't mean they're flirting kek, it's contextual>>34490338>Has your body ever hindered your dating chances?no but my personality has>>34490383nta but are you sure this isn't just the halo effect and confirmation bias
State gender. You hear about those women that only date very tall men, or guys who like only fat women. Have you ever been turned down by someone because you don’t fit their very specific tastes?
>>34490425how much older are we talking?>>34490421there there anon
>>34490381she was really skinny actually
>>34490295Over a year now. I miss it to be desu.
>>34490429MYeah. Wrong nationality
>>34490431Considering I have no clue how old you are...
>>34490431don't patronize me or i'll pick you up and set you down somewhere high where you can't get down.
>>34490429MI've never asked anyone out
>>34490428Don't call men handsome unless you're flirting. Do not compliment men just to be nice.
>>34490429M.I’m not gonna say my race or ethnicity , but I’ve been turned down by 2 East Asian women specifically because of my race
>>34490423Better a tall fat man than an average man, and there's no hope at all for a short man.
>>34490295M, like a couple of years ago. I've tried it a few times over the years and it just makes me paranoid and even have hallucinations, I don't touch any substances anymore
>>34490429FTurned down over my haircut, and another guy told me he prefers thicker but didn't explicitly turn me down. Looking back the haircut saved me.
>>34490438im early 20s
>It's another insufferable short man makes everything about his height insecurities episode
>it's another season of heartless anon not recognizing out much of a genuine disability being short isMy favorite :)
>>34490443lol poor statue chan>>34490442why not>>34490451I guess you could say, he's being a bit short sighted
>>34490451dick size, iq, hair, attractiveness, height, skin color its all the same shitif someone doesnt have the thing they will bitch about it and refuse to accept that you just need to deal with it, there's no reasoning with people past a certain level of neuroticism
>>34490446I've been and will be with average men as long as they aren't shorter than me but I won't be caught dead with a fat man
>>34490450Yeah then I'd be too old for you.
>>34490429MYes but I don't think it was a specific taste problem. I was an awkward sperg and we had no chemistry. I still am
>>34490451>guy says that girls will never date him because he's tall, big, rugged and hairy>we are not allowed to encourage him to believe in himself because YOU don't wanna see it
>>34490427I didn't like going home. I also couldn't afford school lunch. The only time I could eat was at work, but that would just make me nauseous, so I would only eat a few fries and give my sandwich to a coworker.
>>34490443godzilla is literally me
>>34490453>genuine disability being short isunless you're a munchkin it's not a disability you idiot, I say this as a manlet myself
>>34490458spill, how old are you?as long as youre not in youre 50s or older, we are good.
>>34490466I'm 48.
>>34490466>early 20s willing to date 40sDisgusting.
>>34490456nta but yeah it's like depressive tunnel vision. the neurotic mind often hyperfocuses on one thing thinking "if only I fixed this then my life would be fine..." of course when that thing is fixed the brain then finds something else to worry about. it's an external projection of a deeper problem and lack of security/comfortableness
>>34490443What am I seeing
>>34490456Let's take makeup and high heels away from women and see how they deal with it
Men, what's the most shocking and funny but not angering or painful way your gf could wake you up for sex? And it can't be just sucking his dick while he's sleeping.
>>34490456>>34490473>we are not allowed to acknowledge genuine problems just because solving them wouldn't eliminate all other problems at the same timeChrist...
>>34490466Getting close to 40.It's also a mentality thing, our life experience has been so different. I would not date under 30. I dated somebody 11 years younger once and there was a kind of disconnect that's hard to describe. 8 years or so is fine.
>>34490472whats the issue? both are adults >>34490471you pass the test! whats the issue?
Why do people seem to hate men who talk women into sex? If I don't lie then there's no crime
Genders? Do you cook? Do you order food? Cook what? Order what?
>>34490484Mno I just eat sandwiches every day
>>34490480so it really is true that men do eventually age out of seeing the appeal with the whole pixie dream/ younger girl thing ?
>>34490484i try to cook but i don't always deliver
>>34490479you can acknowledge problems, I'm just pointing out that sometimes people focus on the wrong things and there's a deeper issue to tackle>>34490484M, yeah sometimes I help my mom with the cooking...
>>34490478I have like no idea how to answer this question other than I wake up having sex. Maybe like you could have a wacky prop.
>>34490484Yes yes everything everything.
>>34490484M>CookYes, pretty much anything I can make with chicken breast or eggs because my fridge is always full of those.>OrderVery rarely. Pizza if I'm having a really bad day and don't feel like cooking, otherwise I might order carry out from a local place I've never tried before.
Mother’s Day is coming up, state gender and what are you doing for your birthing unit
>>34490487Not him but yes. Youngest I would go is my age minus five
>>34490487>she's trying to ignore that she's down to be a sugar baby for some old dude
Women if they acted like men.
>>34490487nta and this is maybe cause I have mommy issues but I've never seen the appeal of that, give me an older woman any day
>>34490484FI'm not a good cook but I'm trying to save money. Had an omelette and roast potatoes for lunch. I'm thinking salad for dinner
>>34490485I'm caught off guard that there was a third option
>>34490495mother's day already happened in my country, I got her a card, some flowers and chocs and called her>>34490501that sounds lit
It's about Mister Penis, isn't it?Mister Penis has been raped.
>>34490503uhh that's technically cooking (I think)
>>34490498who said anything about sugar baby? itd just be a regular relationship :1 >>34490496>>34490500grim
>>34490463Where did you go instead, did they have free food or something
>>34490484FI think I'm a great cook and can cook anything, but it's all in relation to how much work and cleanup I have to do. I meal prep most of my food, but I'm not going to break out the Blackstone every time I want a burger.
>>34490487I think only inexperienced men do that.Undeniably there is something hot about a woman who is younger than you, but it's not something I would want to base a relationship on.Being able to connect via shared childhood or teenage experiences is important imo. And the bigger the age gap, the harder that gets.I enjoy leaning into the "being older/more experienced part", even sexually, but that's just one aspect of a relationship.And at my age I want a lasting felationship, not just a fling.
>>34490509why it grim kekI've dated younger girls, I just don't see a specific appeal in that. older women who are mature and still sexy honestly just have more to offer in pretty much every regard
>>34490507no, mister penis is doing alright! :)
>>34490505It turned out great, I'll def make it again
>>34490513its grim because men my age are all caught up in inceldom and the whole andrew tate hating women thing. older men either skiped that whole phase or have grown out of it. i dont want anything to do with a man my age. >>34490512there are so many other things that can be shared or even new things that can be created/bonded with to replace that.
>>34490511YES. FUCKING YES. Cooking has to be the least enjoyable necessity. I can cook, because I have to. But it takes me 2+ hours to make certain ethnic dishes that I can eat in 10 minutes. Then I have to wash dishes. Even if I had money to order out everyday, I recognize how fucking unhealthy even the healthier restaurants can be with all the butter, salt, and oils and shit they use. If I ever become rich my first employee will be a home cook. I’ll pay them 150 k just so u never have to cook outside of when I really want to.
>>34490478Grinding me while I was asleep and saying very exaggerated porn things would be pretty funny and shocking
>>34490478waking up with her already riding me and then she covers my mouth when I ask what's going on
>>34490517I'm sure not *all* of em are like that but>dont want anything to do with a man my ageplenty of older guys like younger women lol (the same way plenty of younger guys like older women)also touch some grass
>>34490510I would usually either just roam around and find some place on the street or in the neighborhood to spend the night. I have fond memories of sleeping at the park or in a literal doghouse. I would occasionally have dinner with my best friend, but she just lived too far from school and the restaurant I worked at then. Aside from that, my family always bought fruit in bulk, so I would just take a bunch and it would last me a few days before doing it again.
I failed today and ate something :(at this point my ribs will never be visible
I miss my atoga guitar friend
>>34490365>if you are good looking you can just be yourselfthis can kind of backfire if "yourself" has issues and people just gloss it over, don't hold you accountable for anything or just assume you're a normie>>34490529eating is good, congratulate yourselfstarvation bad
Good grief dating can be nerve-wracking
>>34490517>there are so many other things that can be shared or even new things that can be created/bonded with to replace that.That is correct, and I'm not denying that can happen at any age.Sorry to hear the fatties at your age suck, but I am not surprised. Though I assume that depends a lot on where you live.
>>34490531Die in a fire already
I should’ve known atoga hates their mothers
>>34490532Yeah.
>>34490517I'm that age and idk a single guy who's like that
>>34490538You're shocked that men who have issues with women also have mommy issues? I would've assumed that was obvious.
>>34490532fr this is why I stopped>>34490537you got a lighter brogtg anyway it's 1am here>>34490538I love my mom wtfI would unironically get one of those biker "I <3 MOM" tattoos
>>34490538I don't hate her, she just feels like a stranger to me, but then again I don't really hate women or have issues with them
>>34490429The nicest online rejection i received over my height came from a girl who was 5'10 or 5'11.
>>34490495>>34490538My sister and I are gonna go visit her and have lunch. She tells me not to buy her flowers since she can’t keep houseplants alive, so I’m probably gonna buy her some snacks and board game stuff.
>>34490532Dating is only nerve wracking if you have oneitiis. Never put all your eggs in one basket. Talk to multiple potential suitors at once.
>>34490542>I love my momThen why aren’t you telling us what you’re gonna do for her on mothers day
>>34490540they’re all over the internet
>>34490527Sounds dangerous did anything ever happen to you
i don't really have issue with women, i can get laid and get gfs i don't really hate my mom either but i do get annoyed by how slutty and psycho most women seem to act
>>34490547>why aren’t you telling us what you’re gonna do for her on mothers dayI did here >>34490505
>>34490539On top of the world one second and scrambling for purchase the next. Jeez
>>34490538I don't hate her but she abandoned me to be a drug addict
>>34490548Lmao, if my entire view of other people came from the internet I'd be living in a shack in the woods
>>34490550so you're just an old fashioned misogynist then kek
>>34490551Oh, you should’ve known that statement didn’t apply to you then
>>34490555my point still stands
>>34490550sure thing incel
>>34490550Define "slutty". Don't be general, give specifics.
>>34490559why u being so hostile lol
a moid lying about his gooning habits should be legally accountable for lost time and money you should be allowed to be sued/imprisoned if you lie about being "normal" and trick women to talk to you
>>34490538My mom's good.
>>34490487I think the appeal is there but they start to doubt themselves. Feeling like they are robbing her of a more youthful man, or as the other anon said, a generational gap. That gap comes from schooling, culture, basically the overton window.
>>34490561Is online the only place you look for guys or something
girls, if some girls are often or even nearly always running around in tight yoga pantsare they trying to attract dick and get asked out or what?
>>34490559the narc always makes everything about himself
>>34490546I really prefer to end up having to retrieve my attention eggs from one basket. Going after multiple women at once just doesn’t feel right to me
>>34490570Why do men act like only yoga pants make the ass visible when just about any shorts and pants will do that? It's kind of impossible to fully hide your ass, especially if you're like me and have a naturally big ass.
>>34490569so far yes but its not like a guy is going to be vocal and upfront about his woman-hating beliefs at first glance
>>34490571>narc always makes everything about himselfI just answered a question lol, you people are mad...
>>34490552Oh, I just went out and am pretty sure multiple women were pretty attracted to me that one night but I was hatfishing. I've been exposing myself to a lot of things this last month or so. Basically trying to find a tribe from scratch or get a gf but I'm socially atrophied. It's also hard to find people that I really click with even if we get along. Sorry. Just thinking out loud. I'll try to regain my composure.
What are some oral sex tips and tricks?
>>34490451Why don't you make these same arguments for black people who grew up poor? Why should we be sympathetic if they had a hard life and then victimized other people, oftentimes members of their own community. Why have endless sympathy and empathy for anyone. Tall guys are the White guys in terms of dating, yet instead of hating them, they get love. Progressives are so pathetic and are only capable of criticizing certain types of people. Those they deem socially acceptable to denigrate. It includes many types of guys, but then you still pretend such morally superior people. Just stop. You're all so fake and cringe and no one buys it anymore. You just want a hug box for yourself and to be able to dehumanize other people and take all your anger out on them. You're all cowards.
What's with all the newfags
>>34490558>fashioned misogynistand racist doesn't come from a place of hate but acknowledging realities with regard to women and different ethnicities is expressly verboten and people and institutions are hardwired to go against what would work best for the sake of some twisted, evil, social "justice" and equitythe type of "diversity" and "multiculturalism" being foisted upon nations is a death sentence
I NEED ASS
>>34490577Ask her what she wants.
>>34490564I’ll admit my first statement was hostile but I refuse to admit that that one was
>>34490484FI'm a decent cook but a better baker. Mostly simple stuff my mom will eat she's not adventurous but my chili is really good, I overcomplicate Macaroni and cheese to a wild degree, good pie crust, decent lasagna. I'm good at making something up from 6 different recipes but struggle to come up with exciting ideas on my own.I don't order too often because it makes me feel bad/guilty but I like mexican, chinese, thai, indian.
>>34490578>It's another man who assumes anyone who criticizes them must be a wokie episodeYawn, get new material. Black people who make everything about being black are just as insufferable.
>>34490579people always come and go from these breads>>34490583>I refuse to admit that that one wasok whatevs>>34490580>and racistso you're just a prejudiced sod >>34490581and titties
Do women give their bfs live ASMRs?
>>34490583Just report the spam
>>34490573tight hotpants i think is about the same >It's kind of impossible to fully hide your assyogapants and tight hotpants are really not the same at all and you know it... many women wear very baggy clothes, and then others wear outfits that clearly show offits very obviously noticeable
>>34490589>inb4 duh asmr is just porn
Girls will you ever stop lying about having orgasms
Idk how to ask out my crush.Not just what to say, but how to initiate it.
>>34490589The good ones do.Stop asking this though.
>>34490563>Define "slutty".dyek how many women with bfs i unknowingly helped cheat? (before i was baptized) yes, things like revealing clothing bother me and i consider most piercings and tattoos to be mutilation and badges of devotion to sin, but they're also indicators that a person is of the spirit of the age and is worldly and vain sex before marriage is slutty, revealing clothing is slutty. being overly friendly and forward with men who aren't your husband is slutty. think pre hollywood standards.
>>34490495FI've been collecting strange small gifts for her for the past couple months. I usually get her a live plant but she's running out of room out there.>>34490570They are much more comfortable than pants that zip and button and are mostly socially acceptable there's no reason not to wear yoga pants unless you need to look professional.
>>34490596Nta please seek help before you hurt even more people.
>>34490591>yogapants and tight hotpants are really not the same at all and you know it...No they're not. Only perverted men act like they are. Do you think athletic spats are slutty too?>>34490596>dyek how many women with bfs i unknowingly helped cheat? (before i was baptized)Oh shit you're a slut too, and a hypocrite since you think being baptized has magically made you no longer a slut.
>>34490586>so you're just a prejudicednot really. i just recognize patterns and act accordinglyyou'd probably find me to be pretty disagreeable but i don't really want to be, i just value the truth and objectivity
>>34490512Young women who have goals in life are attractive. They don't need to be career girl bosses, just girls who are confident in themselves and are moving forward. The idea that a ton of men are going after these young women because they're young and dumb and vulnerable is bullshit.
>>34490598idk why you act like its not clearly showing off your entire legs and genital area, imagine men running around in yogapants and they will reason it with its comfortable and they can wear it if they dont need to look professional kek
Moids, let's assume I got lip frenulum piercing and raccoon hairstyle. Would that make me hot or a cringe copycat?
Do women know about the dick in belt technique to avoid unwanted tent pitching?
>>34490596Lol he's a born again virgin his hoe days are over
>>34490602so why are men not running around in hotpants and yogapants if it makes so much sense other than showing off your ass?
>>34490602>you think being baptized has magically made you no longer a slutno i think years of voluntary abstinence and repentance has made me less of a slut, but it's a daily battle.
>>34490589I give my gf live asmrs while having sex or when she has trouble sleeping with some guided meditation (although the word "asmr" is never mentioned–and never will be mentioned)I'd be too ashamed to ask her to do it to meI'm taking the fact that I know what asmr to the brave
>>34490607it would be both but it would be exceptionally embarrassing to copy the hairstyle, i highly recommend you do not do that
>>34490611How noble and humble of you.
>>34490607probably a cringy copy cat unless you are legit hot then you can do whatever kek
>>34490607if it was just the piercing it would be hot but both make you a cringe copycat
>>34490600how do you suppose i'm hurting people?
How the hell are you supposed to just keep giving your girl gifts multiple times a year for years on end that aren't just generic consumables like flowers or chocolate
>>34490596>sex before marriage is slutty>i can get laid and get gfsso you're a slut yourself?>things like revealing clothing bother meimagine being upset by what clothes people wear, jesus lol>just value the truth and objectivityI hate to tell you that whatever you decided to interpret from a a dusty old bible is not the objective truth>>34490607you do you, I don't find it "hot" tho, the hair is kinda cool tho
>>34490610They're not. Instead they're running around shirtless and showing off their abs or moobs. I guess that means it's okay for women to run around with their tits out? Also I'll ask again, do you think athletic spats are slutty or not?
>>34490618Consumables Soaps, cheese,
>>34490618You could ask her what she wants or just pay attention to her hobbies and interests.
>>34490620>Also I'll ask again, do you think athletic spats are slutty or not?ntacontext matters but it can be yes, obviously. same as a man showing off his abs any chance he gets
>>34490620i see no men randomly running around shirtless in the supermarket, i see a lot of yogapants girls tho
>>34490607The piercing looks dumb, the hair looks cool
>>34490608This never works for me, it just gives me an entirely obvious shirt bulge.
>>34490550My dad is the one who sucks and I would argue that's what is the bigger issue is. It creates insecurity that can manifest as social anxiety which hurts your chances with women. It's a lot harder to get over that and date successfully. People focus way too much on the mother's actions in raising the child. Picking a husband sure, but having a present but emotionally absent father fucks you up. It fucked me up.
>>34490618find out what she likes and wants I suppose>>34490609more like a born again retard>>34490594do you have her number or talk to her irl>>34490590lol seetheactually gonna sleep now>>34490624>no topless men in the supermarketyou haven't been to bongland in the summer
>>34490605Idk why you act like we act like we don't know. I find it pretty easy to not stare at other women's crotches and I'm respectful about the butts when I look. I really don't see what the big deal is.I don't enjoy looking at men in spandex and would probably find it weird unless he looks like he just got off a bike but like, men's current fashion is boring. Co soder hose, codpieces. You guys already had your yoga pants phase like 600 years ago get over it.
>>34490624>I've never seen it so it never happens!Typical male deflection. And I'll ask once again since you keep ignoring this question, are athletic spats slutty or not?
>>34490621Yeah that's what I said >>34490622There are only so many hobbies and interests a person can have though you're bound to exhaust them in short order
>>34490608It always makes me laugh because you can see the head poking out above the waistband. Like he tucked his dick into bed.
>>34490628Bongland is the 3rd world so
>>34490629ok simp you are very special im sure no man has ever looked at yogapants girls ever and they only do it for uhm uhhh scientific reasons or something
>moids with daddy issueseffeminate, kind of annoying and uncool>moids with mommy issuesrapists, depraved perverts, cannibals, serial killers, lifetime criminals what causes this
>>34490619>I hate to tell you that whatever you decided to interpret from a a dusty old bible is not the objective truthlol, lmao even a funny thing happens when objective, intelligent people start studying the Bible and comparing it against science and observations of the world in order to disprove the Bible they end up believing you should give it a try
>>34490549I had the cops called on me on two occasions. The first time they took me back home. The second time I ran and got away from them. Not to reinforce stereotypes, but I'm really good at jumping fences.
>>34490637terrible parents
>>34490631Not him but yes. Learn from the Japanese and wear something like pic related to exercise, please stop being slutty in public.
>>34490627yea there's something to this
>>34490631i dont really know what you mean with athletic spats, isnt it about the same as yogapants? so why do you keep asking this? i dont get it, men dont wear only yogapants for sports, its ridiculous. obviously we can stare at your entire genital areaand i know for a fact many girls are showing off like why are we acting this is a new thing when literally especially the bimbo looking girls are all wearing it
Whenever girls wear yoga pants and have camel toe I just b starin at that mf fr I'd b all up in that thang like agabahahbbehrhrbrgrh nawmsayn
MenAre your parents divorced
>>34490645I see more cameltoe and ass cheeks from women in public than I could ever possibly want to see. It’s so weird to me; I have no idea how that doesn’t make them feel uncomfortable.
>>34490607I would breed, it wouldn’t even be a conscious decision. My soul would override my brain
>>34490628>do you have her number or talk to her irlYes, for several years now actually. Never had the courage to make a move though She texts me less and less though meaning time is running out
>>34490637>moids with daddy issueseffeminate, kind of annoying and uncoolI'm just this actually (w the mommy issues)>>34490635kek can't arguethough it's almost always native whites who go topless in summer and think it's boiling at like 25 degrees>>34490638>when objective, intelligent people start studying the Bible, they end up believingare you familiar with the Dunning-Kruger effect>>34490646yes, they cheated on each other lol
>>34490646yep, they get along relatively well now but (unfortunately) they're really just not great people for their own reasons so it is what it is
>>34490647thats why i asked in the first place if these women do it on purpose to attract cock/get asked out or something like thatotherwise it really makes no sense, are you attentionwhoring this hard? for what unless you want cock
>>34490649text her back and make a move gmiss all the shots you don't take
>>34490646Yes, my dad had a midlife crisis and destroyed their marriage.
>>34490646Yes
>>34490646No, but they came close. Probably should be.
male anons i finished finals and raised my gpa :)>happy caturday
>>34490658post bobs and vagene sir
>>34490658questions for the opposite gender
>>34490641>Not him but yesThank you for being a rare male who's consistently puritanical. You're still a cunt, but at least you're consistent. Another question, do you think it's acceptable to sexually harras women working out if they're wearing spats?>>34490643Athletic spats are worn for sports. By your morals and logic, you should find women wearing these to be slutty and you should think it's acceptable to sexually harass women who are working out while wearing them.
Your boyfriend has raped animals. Hasn't he?
>>34490650are you familiar with bestselling author andformer investigative journalist for the chicago tribune, lee strobel?
>>34490636My point is I do it because I can. Men could too if they were cool with being perceived as weird for like a decade until it caught on. But I'd wager most men don't want to wear yoga pants. Whether that's because they're uncomfortable with that level of dick exposure or because yoga pants are perceived as feminine is a whole other conversation if we want to get into that.
>>34490658Good work!
>>34490658I hurt my neck today and now I'm mad, fuck you bitch *plap plap plap*
>>34490654But how?My initial plan is just cold texting "hey. Wanna go out?" But that would feel so sudden and random.
>>34490589Mine never did. My third girlfriend would have but ASMR wasn't mainstream then.
>>34490639Why'd you avoid going home
>>34490661its a known fact that a lot of bimbo girls go working out to attract dick, why do you think they work their ass out in the first place and especially their ass lolagain men dont wear yogapants for sports only, bc it would be ridiculous, you could easily just wear shorts for sports theres literally nothing stopping you from it if you dont want the entire gym to see your ass while deadlifting
>>34490315Is it good?
>>34490645I wear a pantiliner to keep that from happening it's like damn I see why they call it a snatch it just grabs shit and tucks it in there.
>>34490646Yeah. My mom cheated on my dad.My dad’s second wife abused all of us and left him during a weekend I was away at my mom’s. I wouldn’t see her for a full year until I happened to bump into her and her kids while I was shopping, and they all complained about my dad not staying in touch and how much they missed me. Gave me a panic attack.My mom has been married to the other man for over 20 years. I didn’t put two and two together and realize she cheated on my dad until just a few years ago. My dad never said a bad word about her.My dad’s abusive ex-wife stole his identity a few times after she left him.He started dating again when I was almost out of high school, and they got married when I was in my early twenties. She’s a keeper; I like her.My childhood was very complicated and miserable. My dad’s second wife was and very negligent, and the onus of caring for my disabled younger brother was often placed on me and my younger sister.He wouldn’t have eaten or gotten his medication on time if we didn’t do it for her during the summers, and his room would be filthy if I didn’t mop up all the shit he would smear all over the walls and floors.TMI probably but what the fuck ever. I’ve upset myself thinking about this.
>>34490660male anons are you proud of me? I got an A+ in real analysis
if i can find either a really smart woman, a really obedient women, or a formerly amish women, i think they'll be able to understand the reason things were the way they were for hundreds and thousands of years
>>34490661I've never heard the term spats before where are you from
genderhave you ever had a partner truly make you feel loved? like you can and did and felt safe enough to both share anything?
>>34490667why are you plapping me and calling me a bitch i dont like that :(
>>34490328>EEnby?
>>34490657Why
>>34490658congrats anon :D what are your celebration plans>>34490663the guy who became a multi-millionaire by shilling a bunch of pseudo-intellectual born-again books and films to impressionable saps? yeah I've heard of him>>34490668I mean that's better than not asking at all, but I'd try strike up a convo with her first before popping the question>>34490680no
This general is moving way too fast recently
She's always calling my bluff
>>34490664nigger are you retarded? you decided nothing, women follow any trend set into social media, if the new trend is going braless on instagram guess what a lot of thots think oh wow im gonna go braless and show my nips this summer, its not like you are special
>>34490677>I got an A+ in real analysisWhat did you get in Fake Analysis?
>>34490673NtaIf I wore shorts to the gym the gym would see more of my ass than if I wore yoga pants though. I'm not going to buy a pair of boys basketball shorts to wear to the gym that feels stupid.
>>34490658why do you like fat white men?
>>34490451>insufferable short manWhy the redundancy?
>>34490680Yeah. Its the best feeling in the world. :)
>>34490661>if you think someone is acting like a slut you must think they deserve to be RAPED huh I guess you're fine with RAPE low effort jeetbait desu, then again every time you do it i see several people fall for it and get mad so i guess it works
>>34490673>its a known fact that a lot of bimbo girls go working out to attract dick, What the fuck? Where the fuck did you ever get this idea? Women go to work out to get in shape. The fuck is wrong with you? Men like you are why I support the second amendment.
>>34490680MYes, but she eventually decided that she didn’t like what she saw. Or maybe I just didn’t really know what it felt like to be loved, just tolerated and paid attention to.I haven’t given up on seeking it again, though.
>>34490688I got an A+ in my mathematics research course tooThe advisor liked my poster
>>34490681Because I'm angry and I'm taking it out on you*PLAP PLAP PLAP*
>>34490661I hate sluts but I don't want them to get assaulted or raped.
>>34490693>Questioning retarded purity fags is baitNo it's not. I never even said anything about rape only sexual harassment. The fact that you immediately jumped to rape says a lot about you though...
I have urinary problems after getting the end of a walking stick literally shoved up my ass.
>>34490687Can you not.My point is that it wouldn't be that hard to get men also wearing yoga pants to trend if you guys used the right language but not that many of you actually want to.
>>34490689>If I wore shorts to the gym the gym would see more of my ass than if I wore yoga pants though.huh? how? thats literally impossible, yogapants are basically showing you naked already just in a color of your choice> I'm not going to buy a pair of boys basketball shorts to wear to the gym that feels stupid.thats a totally different topic but i guarantee not every girl goes to the gym in tight yogapants, and the once who do clearly know what they are doing, i find it ridiculous to act like some innocent girl here, they clearly know they are looked at
>>34490699Well thats refreshing I guess. Nta
>>34490694NtaOnly reason girls get in shape is to get dick
>>34490628>actually gonna sleep nowHe always lies.
>>34490672My dad was an abusive alcoholic. My mom was an enabler and always found a way to make me feel two inches tall. My brother and I hated each other. And my dog lived with my uncle. There was nothing that made me want to be there.
>>34490684>impressionable sapsyou should be capable of delineating between kenneth copeland, paula white type prosperity gospel grifters and an intelligent individual who had a legitimate transformationif you have an above jeet lvl iq at least
>>34490697>A+ in mathYes, we all know you're a friendless dork and that you haven't got a social life, no need to telegraph that even more.
>>34490694sure thing bro, bimbo in body tight clothes pumping their asses, like its so common in the gym and we are acting like they are doing it because of their fitness kkek
Nta this, nta that, when will I find MY anon?
The key to being a normie is being very selfish
>>34490694this is the biggest beta simp ever you should kys
>>34490701why did that happen to u
I hate how much I have to remind myself that r/bumble isn't r/RoastMe. Like right now I really have to resist the urge to tell someone "Jesus fucking Christ, you look like a school shooter" when they post "help me improve my profile"
>>34490715Send it pussy
>>34490711You’re one of the people born to this world with no soulmate, no twin flame, no anon of your own
>>34490658congratulations :D
>>34490702you do get that sex sells and the social media is always trying to show off womens bodies right? its not actually because it makes sense but those clothes are literally showing everything off on girls and somehow this same thing isnt happening for males and you want to tell me its because males are le shy or something? omg
>>34490714Punishment
>>34490705Uh, no, people get in shape to get healthy, not to get laid you fucking narcissist.>>34490710This might sound shocking anon, but people work out to get in shape, not to get in date. If you get a boner from that, then you need to stay away from any and all gyms. Men like you are why pepper spray was invented.>>34490713I'm a biological woman you future sex offender.
>>34490703I have several pairs of running shorts. They're a pair of underwear inside some loose fitting windbreaker material shorts. I am far more exposed in those than yoga pants in every way except cameltoe and the outline of the bottom of my butt cheeks when standing. And like yeah I could wear a pair of those over the yoga pants but that feels like it'd be overkill and sweaty.
>>34490677I'm very proud of you
>>34490723FI got fit just to date idk about this mate
>>34490722for what..
>>34490700immediately switching the conversation unprompted and asking whether someone is in support of sexual assault when discussing clothing choices is bait, yes>The fact that you immediately jumped to rape says a lot about you though...all sexual harrassment is a form of rape, nice try on the semantic angle but like i said you're not good at baitposting
>>34490723>o, people get in shape to get healthy, not to get laid you fucking narcissist.Nobody does that kek
>>34490723if you are fat then maybe i believe it, but thats clearly wrong for a lot girls who clearly show off and do it to attract penises
>>34490707Where are they now
>>34490727I think you already know
Could women date a man who has conqueror’s haki?
>Baits you through unrealistic generalization about womenAnyway, favourite bird? I love the common loon.
>>34490736youre my favorite brid anon
>>34490726thanks, i think some girls like her are so ridiculous like how much can you keep lying in your face wtfjesus how fake some bitches are desu since you seem genuine on first glance what do you think about my original question here: >>34490570
>>34490729nta but when I was a teen I did to be good in sports and bc I had a very active lifestyle, I didn't care about the huzz at all
>>34490721If you had hopped on the body positivity train at the right time men could absolutely be working towards making yoga pants acceptable for straight men. I think because tight fitting clothing is perceived as feminine and because they're not interested in wearing it that most men don't really care about furthering the cause not that they're shy.
>>34490736common lune? i see them all the time here itt
>>34490737You're a fooken pooftah mate
I fell for a guy last year, we were friends in college. I knew he was a virgin and that I'd need to take the lead, so I started finding excuses for us to be together. I introduced him to weed just so I could have an excuse for us to hang out alone a couple times a week and talk for hours, flirt a little. I felt like we we're getting closer, I really did. Then he appeared out of nowhere in a relationship with an online friend from overseas. I was obviously making time for him in a way I didn't for others. What did I do wrong? Was he scared? Did he never realize?
Are we srsly arguing that girls don't go to the gym to get laid
>>34490737Are you referring one of those times I got high and pretended to be a bird for two hours?
Does the address bar say atoga at the end for anyone else or just me
>>34490744Maybe I SHOULD get a gym membership
>>34490724your ass is not far more exposed in shorts its the opposite quite literally
you can sort of tell the difference between the women at the gym to get fit, the women there for dick, and the woman that's there to get fit and soak up a little attention but probably has a bf and is only interested in maybe cheating with 8s-10s
>>34490743probably just didn't have feelings for ya anon, or his feelings for his overseas paisano was larger than his for you
>>34490744I doubt a girl like that is single, she's probably doing that mostly for her ego. But this is a video about her abs so it's understandable she's shirtless
>>34490741*kookaburra laughs at u*
>>34490743>weedyou were too "bro"
>>34490744Gross
>>34490743maybe he was never into you? maybe he was just not sexual? nobody can say
WomenImagine a scenario where you have a boyfriend and another guy flirts with you while you're out. Would you rather...A> Wow! Yeah, you looked so hot that night! Not surprised you caught someone's eye.B> Can't say I'm thrilled to hear that. Wish I was there to shoo them off.To me, it seems like a double bind. If you're supportive, then you sound like a cuck. If you say you oppose it, then it sounds like you're insecure. Is there a secret third option that I'm not seeing?
>>34490728I got written up for sexual harassment at school for calling a female classmate a fat virgin, clearly I am a rapist. But the state sex offender registry seems to disagree.
>>34490746not me
>>34490728>immediately switching the conversation unprompted and asking whether someone is in support of sexual assault when discussing clothing choices is bait, yesThe entire idea behind "muh slutty clothing" is that women need to dress more proper to avoid being sexually harassed and they're asking for it otherwise and it's bait and gaslighting to pretend otherwise.>all sexual harrassment is a form of rapeOh look, another male who immediately jumps to using strawman woke feminism claims because he retardedly assumes I'm a woke feminist. No not all sexual harassment is a form of rape, and I know you feel that way too.>>34490729>I DON'T DO THAT SO CLEARLY NO ONE DOES>>34490731You've done nothing but convince me to either never go to gyms or carry pepper spray with me if I do.>>34490738Hiya passive aggressive cunt.>>34490744>I jerk off to tiktoks So that obviously means women go to the gym to get laidYou need to be chemically castrated.
He probably thinks I'm ugly, stupid, boring and uninteresting and will never hit on me anyway. It's time to give up
>>34490746just you hun>>34490736maybe the kiwi bird>>34490706>He always liesok I am pure on the techno rn but fr I gotta be up in 6 so ciao
>>34490762Who?
>>34490740i will just stop talking to you, you are very stubborn and just want to believe you arent a huge slut pretty much
>>34490748If I were to lay down with my knees up, or squat, yeah it kinda is. I prefer the fabric touching me so I know it's there. I don't care if people see the shape of my ass I don't want them to see my actual ass, the skin. Or for my skin to touch any of the dirty equipment t b h.
>>34490758>MUH WOKE FEMINISMNot my fault buddy. Go talk to your local representatives.
>>34490760Girl, stop being asexual online. That's weird
one thing i learned in my 20s is how much it can trip hot girls up if you just ignore them and act like they're not there
imagine your evil step sister invites one of her equally degenerate and evil friends and they both rape you until you are crying.(you of course are much younger and weaker than then)you just want to go to your room and draw and play with your toys but your degenerate step sister and her friend steal your innocence and your virginity
>>34490762He probably does
>>34490743Just like my chinese harem cartoons. You were just the losing heroine, the overseas friend probably got to him first.
>>34490757Combine those options
>>34490769they also can not take rejection, it really hurts them (which I do feel bad about but come on I'm not worth it)
Why do men consider it bait to criticize shitty male opinions?
>>34490751Could be. I felt a bit insulted even if it's childish, having someone he can't even touch without catching a plane be chosen over me. I did feel like we were becoming something, but I guess I was wrong
>>34490769Hahaha yeah
>>34490757nag but i would poke fun at my girlfriend for sure.>uh oh, i got competition>he could have been your prince charming!>you at least made him buy you a drink, right?
>>34490760hows that passive aggressive, you are a ridiculous hypocrite wearing literal nothing and acting like you arent doing it on purpose but because of le sports when girls are wearing them in the supermarket etc there im straight forward lol
>>34490778I want you sucking on my dick while I drive
My horoscope app has been saying some dumb bullshit
Women, why talk to me on instagram instead of dating apps just to ghost me for at least 2 days anyways?
>>34490765>thinks 12 year olds who wear leggings are slutsYeah I'M the problem because I think men should be able to wear yoga pants too and it shouldn't be a sexualized thing
>>34490779probably a long time friend he had a crush on. i have had such e-friends i would have done something like that with when i was younger. it is hard to beat childhood friend intimacy
>>34490757always option B
>>34490766nigga this seems like huffing copium maxximus i wont keep talking to someone pretending that yogapants are less exposing than shorts not even this attentionwhore bitch here is wearing the yogapants >>34490744
>>34490762Just ask him out yourself, retard.
Males of the whore variety are demonic entities
>>34490786Are you literally retarded
>>34490782>hows that passive aggressive,You were obviously bitching about me while talking to someone else. That's literally what it means to be passive aggressive.
>>34490732My dad has gotten a lot better. My sister and I paid for his knee replacements. My mom is still a bitch, but she's become more self-aware. We've been slowly working on rebuilding the relationship we never actually had. I don't keep up with that brother and hope I never see him again.>>34490736We had a bunch of purple martins in our bird houses. They were really cool and would fly up to us looking for food.
>>34490762why not hit on him
>>34490760>The entire idea behind "muh slutty clothing"the "entire idea" does not begin or end at whatever arbitrary standard you see as valid internally lol>Oh look, another male who immediately jumps to using strawman woke feminism claims because he retardedly assumes I'm a woke feministshe's busting out the heavy duty tackle lads
>>3449078612 yos shouldnt wear it either, has nothing to do with it next we should all just be naked again and be like in the stoneage i guess, its body positive maxxed
>>34490757Why would I tell you somone was interested in me? Im hot, its implicit. With that said, A is too buisness casual khakis but B is too douchey. Maybe something more like, "Im so lucky?" Then maybe like a possessive kiss or something sjans >>34490778Im a woman I just think its futile like the guys worth even engaging with here arent the ones baiting. Ive had some interesting conversations here; why waste energy on anonymous incels rather than talking to those cool ppl?
>>34490791Hey baby
>>34490791I have whore urges but I don't act upon them
>>34490754I like weed as bonding time, is that really a thing? damn. He had never smoked before
Girls, if you don't want to be hit on then why won't you wear something closer to pic rel? Showing skin is slutty
>>34490760The thought of someone coming on /atoga/ to have unironic melties over 4chan arguments and mass-reply is so fucking hilarious to me, you are the best poster in this thread please never leave
>>34490806They do want to be hit on, just not be yout. 6'5''
>>34490807they can't even keep up
>>34490794yes and? i think i was quite polite by not directly insulting you in my replies. i can totally say my opinion to you to another girl who isnt huffing copium to the max like you thats not passive aggressivepassive aggressive is more like saying uhuh yea you are so right i cannot even be passive aggressive if i try it, god
>>34490520>>34490522Worked, thanks.
>>34490806They look so badass bruh Muslim ninjas
>>34490797>the "entire idea" does not begin or end at whatever arbitrary standard you see as valid internally lolThere is no "arbitrary standard", I'm literally going by the attitudes of men who preach about "muh slutty clothing".>she's busting out the heavy duty tackle ladsBut I can see you're dodging my point. Anyways, why is it considered bait to criticize shitty male opinions?>>34490807>>34490809Why is it considered bait or "having a melty" to criticize shitty male opinions?>>34490810>yes and? i think i was quite polite by not directly insulting you in my replies.Anon...That's literally the entire point of being passive aggressive you dumb fuck.
>>34490806why are you acting like only 2 extremes exist when like many girls dress completly casual in baggy pants etc so ridiuculous adv is always so full of toxic people if you cant answer peoples questions normally without throwing a fit maybe you shouldnt be in a thread named ask the opposite gender anything
>>34490799nta but it's incredibly bizarre that you think 12 year olds shouldn't be allowed to wear leggings because you view it as sexualizing
>>34490776I get the angle, but to me that just sounds like you're both a cuck and insecure. It doesn't look greater than the sum of it's parts to me. Am I mistaken?>>34490781That leans into cuck territory.>>34490788Does that ring as insecure to you? If so, then why would you rather them sound insecure than a cuck?>>34490800Those were just extreme-ish examples really. The meat of it is would you rather that your man be happy or annoyed by it?
Bf hasn’t talked me in 2 days or replied to any of my messages what now
why do mexicans have the ugliest bodies on average?
>>34490789But you're still talking?>>34490793>>34490799In public you're always going to need a way to prevent contagious shit that's spread via contact but in theory everyone just being naked should be fine but the sex pests have to ruin it for everybody.
>>34490821Block him
>>34490814no its not i literally think you are a hypocritical dumbass, im very straigh forwardpassive aggressiveness is more like being ironic about the other person and acting like shes so dumb blabla and doing one word replies that would imply i think you are retardedim very straight forward, i was just polite
>>34490815I was being serious, it seems like slutty clothing is the baseline nowadays
>>34490821hit up his friends or family I guess to see what's up? assuming that this isn't normal and you're worried something could've happened
>>34490790>>34490796This ain't no job for a lady
>>34490814>There is no "arbitrary standard", I'm literally going by the attitudes of men who preach about "muh slutty clothing".source? never heard that angle for these arguments in my life. this seems like a neurotic projection of your imagination, frankly
>>34490787Not quite a childhood friend but I do believe they've known each other for maybe 4 years. I stopped asking about it after a while bc I just wanted to hear that they had broken up and nope, still togetherYeah they have spent a lot of time online together it's hard to beat that sadly
>>34490816I’m not him but don’t disagree with him. It’s inappropriate.They should at least wear shorts or a skirt with leggings.They’re barely thicker than tights, and just because I’m not gonna look at kids that way doesn’t mean that other people in public won’t.
>>34490816its the same wigger and nigger families who dress 12yo in yogapants, you really dont see it much in normal families theres literally no good reason, it has nothing to do with sexualizing a child, you should also not let your 12 yo go out naked. why arent you just sending her naked, are you sexualizing the 12yo? duh, retards goona act retarded
>>34490822bad diets + manlet geneticsrecipe for disaster
>>34490820Happy seems to be the secure response. He knows Id rather maim a suitor than cheat on him. :)>>34490821Long distance?
>>34490823t. woke pink haired brainwashed cumdumpster
>>34490822Morbid obesity. Not even once.>>34490826>no its notYes it is. The whole point of being passive aggressive is that you're insulting someone without directly addressing them because you're too pussy to do so. Pointing this out and calling you out on it doesn't make me a "hypocritical dumbass" or "retarded".>>34490830Are you seriously claiming that you haven't heard of the "what was she wearing?" argument? Now you're just lying.
>>34490827i dont approve of radical mohammeds either, fuck back to your shitholes
>>34490295MaleNever have, never will.Death to potheads
>>34490829>This ain't no job for a ladyhave fun waiting then ig until some forward girl hits on him then lol but seriously if he hasn't hit on you yet then eithera) he's not interestedb) he's the shy type and biding his timec) he's not dating in general atm for reasonsd) he barely knows you/you barely talk to him (in which case maybe make more effort just to interact with him)>>34490833it's chavvy/low class sure lol, but comparing it to a child being naked is absurd kek>>34490832>just because I’m not gonna look at kids that way doesn’t mean that other people in public won’tI mean, pedos would regardless let's be realit's just very strange to me personally, to care this much about what other people wear
Either genderWhat is the grossest thing you’ve ever seen a person do irl? What’s the grossest thing you’ve ever done?
>>34490829The life you dream of won't come to you, you have to reach out and grab it yourself.
>>34490839Sorry anon but we need immigrants because of low birth rates
>>34490837ive literally directly adressed you a lot of times now im really not passive aggressive do i have to tell you that you are fucking retarded till you think im not passive aggressive anymore or what? lol yes i did say i think you are an idiot to another person thats pretty direct
>>34490837>"what was she wearing?" argument? Now you're just lying.within the context of why women dressing "sluttily" is bad? No, not once in my entire life from a single person male or female. Every person (both men and women) I have ever seen scrutinize womens scantily dressed bodies in all contexts has basically always been from an angle of general classiness and poor taste. On the much less often basis that I have seen a man criticized for the same type of behavior, it also falls under the umbrella of "having self respect" or something adjacent.
>>34490841>it's just very strange to me personally, to care this much about what other people wearI guess you don’t have eyeballs?
>>34490843FDon't have an answer for the first but>What’s the grossest thing you’ve ever done?I once threw up in a storm drain.
>>34490843FI saw a homeless guy jizz on the concrete and lick it up.I threw up on my sister one time.
>>34490841i made an absurd comparison on purpose you peabrained ape, to show that your way of argumentation is fucking nigger tier brained
>>34490763>fr I gotta be up in 6 so ciaoHe always lies.
>>34490848I do, I just don't ogle women and children and judge what they are wearing (I played tennis earlier with a baddie in a short skirt but that's about the extent of my perversions)>>34490853I'M GOING
>>34490843MDead body smeared in shitIdk
>>34490484Male> Do you cook?Not regularly, but I have a few special recipes I'm decent at, and I make myself pizza pretty often. Breadmaker is definitely worth the money.>Do you order food?Very rarely. Never if it's just for myself.
>>34490843MSaw a homeless guy sitting bare ass on a subway train seat and he made the whole car smell like shitHad to pull glass out of my mother's foot
>>34490835I somewhat agree, but do you think that it could potentially lead to a woman losing respect because he's not "guarding" her or something?
Why do women have to be so breedable all the time?
>>34490821wat nou? He's either in BIG trouble or you're in BIG trouble.
>>34490829You're not a lady lol you're a fucking slut
>>34490860the blonde one can get it
>>34490856>Dead body smeared in shitI’m nervous to ask about the context to this is
>>34490859I wouldnt lose respect for him nor would any mature woman. Thats so childish.
>>34490831she will one day be a childhood friend in all likelihood, sounds like he was in his late teens when they met, right?(i say this while being in love with a part-irl part-e girl who i met when we were about 16; we're both in our early 30s now. i would drop any physically present woman for her)
>>34490854>calls her a baddie>acts liek hes so chad and good boyyou are simply an incel simp looking for approval fuck off little timmy
>>34490843MPukePuke in a gross public toilet
>>34490854You’re overcompensating.
>>34490850>I threw up on my sister one time.To be fair, she deserved it.
>>34490821sounds like quite the conundrum, miseryposter
>>34490822I think their indigenous genetics were selected for eating like barely any meat or fat. There were indigenous that were like tall and muscular in north america that are mostly meat. Also the CIA invented coca cola to make them fat. Also Mexicans are one of the best culinary traitions in the world.
>>34490843>What is the grossest thing you’ve ever seen a person do irl?idk>What’s the grossest thing you’ve ever done?use a public bathroom (I hate doing that)
>>34490867>acts liek hes so chad and good boysince when lel?>fuck off little timmythat's not my name>>34490870for whatsrsly tho time to zzz
>>34490870exactly this guy is total simp hes just acting this way to imply hes such a good guy i guarantee this guy has never gotten pussy
>>34490871Hahahah she probably did desu man we beat the shit out of eachother growing up
>>34490872That’s not me jackass
>>34490865Right, in that case it would be good riddance. I appreciate the perspective.
>>34490876Oh, wow. I didn’t know you were this much of a psychotic larper.
>>34490864She shit himself, rolled in that stuff, died and I found it
>>34490876t. gigasimp incel
How do I make a virgin like me through text he has been really spotty with responses does ignoring work?
>>34490866...It's actually a guy, he's bi. But yeah, true. You're in love, but does she know?
>>34490882Who’s she in this situation to you?
>>34490836How do you feel about breastfeeding mothers exposing themselves in public? Constant sexualization of people that are not your direct relatives is weird anon. You must have a really hard time at the beach. I don't enjoy looking at men in speedos but it's a pretty small area within my field of vision to avoid most of the time. This is a you problem.
>>34490879oh, sorry miseryposter, it won't happen again
>>34490881>psychotic larper>>34490883>t. gigasimp incelyou people are locogoodnight uwu>>34490884ask him out or over>does ignoring workdoubt it, if he was the chaser type I doubt he'd be a virgin
>>34490879Who are you, anyways?
>>34490889Doubt it>>34490891Nobody
>>34490888ntaWell obviously, breastfeeding isn't an issue because muh tradwives.
>>34490885she does! it was deeply reciprocated but the situation is complicated now unfortunately, we're no longer in touch for the time being. it is quite sad.
>>34490892>NobodyUh huh. You have a very loyal fan.
Reason #271 why you should never interact with women.
>>34490884>does ignoring work?Yes. Pretend you're indifferent, uncaring, unimpressed and don't care. Works with every moid, 100% effective
>>34490896i follow that guy hes funny
Women I gotta shit so fucking bad
>>34490884No. He's maybe a retard and the last girl he talked to he texted too much so now he's trying texting less to see if that works.T. Retarded
>>34490895Am umemployed autist
>>34490897>Works with every moid, 100% effectiveI can't tell if you're being sarcastic
>>34490897Evil.
>>34490894I'm glad it was reciprocated and I hope you can get back in touch w her anon. Is this like giving the relationship a break or do you not know if you'll be together again?
>>34490873>t. beaner
>>34490908Yo onions blanco o algo. Gringo even.
>>34490884Tell him you're horny and looking to fuck, that should 100% work.
>>34490896Malakia malakia malakia. Every day is malakia. Too much malakia.
>>34490884>>34490903holy shit...are you guys talking about me?
Men, is there a way I can criticize shitty male opinions without being accused of baiting?
>>34490843FI'm blanking for some reason surely I've seen something grosser than a guy eating a hamburger that had been unrefrigerated for over 24 hoursSometimes I stick my finger in my butt if the poop is stuck
You can't say the spanish word for am on 4chan lol. Lmao they have a general on int.
>>34490912as a virgin moid this would work on me desu if she was attractive
>>34490887Just something I saw at a hospital once
women is it true that the biggest issue with dating men with [common physical shortcoming men care about] is basically 90% their own attitude about it speak from your own experiences dating i mean
>>34490873I'm mexican and I despise most mexican food
>>34490916No, because you’re specifically looking to have an argument for the sake of arguing. I don’t reply to you or even disagree with everything you say but do find you annoying.
>>34490916Try seething a bit less
>>34490918soi
>>34490287Girls, how upsetting is it if your husband still gets butterflies or little mini crush feelings whenever he sees the girl he lost his V to around 20 years ago.Is this understandable or unacceptable? Obviously would never act on it but at the same time can't help but feel like a goofball when I see her
*picks you up**plaps you down*
>>34490905>>34490906You guys only prove me right
>>34490918Yeah, not for like ten years now.
>>34490928Ew no i hate that lmao dumped.
I love the taste of coffee but I fucking hate the jitters I sometimes get
>>34490921The worst was a guy with an objectively bigger than average dick who was so insecure about it it literally made him cry. It's over 6 inches but he was like an anorexic what he saw and what was actually there were completely different things. And him not being able to take my word for it escalated into him being unintentionally insulting towards me and my apparently cavernous vagina that can't be filled.
Easiest way to get a virgin interested is to say you want to fuck a virgin...
>>34490931Is not pretending too scary or something
>>34490921Yes.>>34490924Or you know, maybe I want men to consider that they're wrong, but I get it, you just want a circlejerk. At least you admit it. But could at least stop posting on 4chan and go to reddit where you belong?>>34490925What constitutes seething? It seems like anytime I criticize shitty male opinions I'm always accused of "baiting" or "seething" even though men are allowed to seethe about how awful women are and ask shitty bait questions to women with little to no pushback. There seems to be a strong double standard.
>>34490928Makes me want to sever your achilles tendons. Don't share that information with a girlfriend.
I bring you up like the sweetest angelI plap you down like whore
>>34490937Virgin women don't exist.
Women I don't ate you because you don't like me, I hate all of you becasue I really envy you and I blame god to made me born as a male
>>34490939>Responds with walls of seethe to start another argument Lmao you'll never change
>>34490939>Or you know, maybe I want men to consider that they're wrong, but I get it, you just want a circlejerk. At least you admit it. But could at least stop posting on 4chan and go to reddit where you belong?You should get a hobby.
Only Chad is allowed to talk to women.
>>34490921Nag but it really does depend on the severity of said physical thing. At some point being 5'3 or having a 4 inch penis is impossible to ignore
>>34490928MThat’s completely unacceptable and frankly a little insane. 20 years later, you should be over her even if you’re single.
>>34490939half your posts are "men act this way and you will stand in for this archetypal man even when you clearly do not fit the mold of the person im describing, why aren't you arguing in good faith with me anymore? what is the problem?" if you actually are trying to convince people of anything with this posting style, you have autistic people skills. Not as an insult, im saying a literal diagnosed low-functioning autistic person has a better theory of mind for other people than you do.
>>34490680No, but that's because i've never had one.
>>34490940>>34490933Well she somewhat figured it out well before we got married and refers to her as "your whore". As in if she sees her she says things like "look your whore is over there" or "your whore is going to be there"How do I make her stop doing this. It makes me feel uneasy and it's kind of uncalled for on her behalf.
>>34490950yes obviously both of those are sort of just "hey you got genetically ass fucked, sorry man thats just your life"but both of those examples are also extremes: the overwhelming majority of men on earth never really face the issue of a 4 inch dick or being 5'3
>>34490683Death in the family among other things.
>>34490949Das right back off sneaker male
>>34490946How am I seething? Please show a specific example. I am a mentally inferior woman after all.>>34490947Why are you openly okay with wanting a circlejerk of only your opinions with no criticism whatsoever? You sound like a woke leftist.>>34490953>half your posts are "men act this way and you will stand in for this archetypal man even when you clearly do not fit the mold of the person im describing, why aren't you arguing in good faith with me anymore? what is the problem?"Except the shitty male opinions I criticize always bring in men who want to screech and cry "MUH BAD FAITH" "MUH SEETHING" without any real good arguments whatsoever. They always fit the mold of the type of man I'm describing. So I don't know why you'd claim otherwise.
>>34490806Because why should I have to fully cover myself just to control men's behavior. I don't dress for men. Not for their attention, and not for their avoidance.>>34490822This very much depends on your location and genetics. My mom is 5'10 and has a full figure.
>>34490949I don't give a fuck I talk to them anyway
>>34490724What do women do to try to get the attention of men? The must do something. We all know men do various things to attract women. What are some things women may do?
>>34490958I don't get it
>>34490960>Except the shitty male opinions I criticize always bring in men who want to screech and cry "MUH BAD FAITH" "MUH SEETHING">ignores her straw manning being called out for the 10000th time and the point flies over her head entirelyyou need to actually make an argument for it to be ignored, idk how to make this simpler for you if you can't grasp this concept you're just hopeless, no amount of handholding can make it easier to comprehend
>>34490957You don't have to be 5'3" or a 4-incher yourself to see how 5'3" men are mistreated or 4-inchers are mocked, and in turn be disturbed by all the body-shaming that hypocritically comes from a crowd that's normally against body-shaming.Putting yourself in someone else's shoes is basic human empathy.
>>34490960It's amazing how it never occurs to you that you're doing the very things you're saying we do, zero self awareness
>>34490916You type like a rule 63 incel
>>34490965How am I strawmanning? I am a mentally inferior woman, so you need to show me an example since you are a mentally superior man who built the world after all.>>34490969Okay redditor. Why do you want to turn 4chan into a woke circlejerk for whiney men?>>34490970I'll take that as a "No you can't we want a circlejerk" answer.
Should I get tattoos? I feel like people think I'm a square because I don't have any (even tho it's normie and socially acceptable to have tattoos now, making them gay)
>>34490961>My Latina mom is 5'10 and has a full figure.Is she single btw>>34490970I prefer rule 34
>>34490961>Because why should I have to fully cover myself just to control men's behaviorBecause that's the only thing you can do, you can only affect your behaviour. This is stuff we guys learn when we are 8 c'mon>. I don't dress for men.Yes you do >Not for their attention, and not for their avoidance.But you do. Are we still making BS up about how women exercise or wear makeup for other girls? Cmon be honest
>>34490968what relevance does this have to either the post you replied to or the original topic??
No one actually cares about you people will lie to you to get whhat they want and you will sffer and thats it
>>34490963I feel like I'm only ever trying to attract attention from a specific man I'm not making myself palatable for men as a whole. The clothes are the least of it if he wants to know whether I'm trying to attract his attention or not see if I plucked my eyebrows and if my legs look exfoliated and moisturized.
>>34490978Are you okay anon?
>>34490978That’s not true.
If foids really dressed for the male gaze the only things they'd wear are trad goth makeup, sunscreen, and nail polish (on their toes)
>>34490972>How am I strawmanning? I am a mentally inferior woman, so you need to show me an example since you are a mentally superior man who built the world after all.hang it in a museum
>>34490982if they were dressed for my male gaze they would wear glasses
>>34490973If you want a tattoo then sure. If you're just getting one because people think you're square then no. There's nothing more boring than people who follow trends for no reason.
>>34490961>My mom is 5'10 and has a full figure.I'm sorry she starved you. In a better world you would have mogged her.
>>34490975NtaI dress for my 12 year old self if I'm being honestI just want my younger self to think I'm cool
>>34490978Real shitDon't get involved with other people more than you have to
>>34490982If they dressed for mine, they’d constantly be cosplaying as Misty from Pokemon.
>>34490977>you can't be upset by how [trait] men are treated unless you cross [arbitrary threshold]
>>34490984Okay, so you have no answers and were never interested in giving a serious answer. Chalk this one up for another "nothing, we just want a circlejerk on how much we hate women".
>>34490972This is so fucking hilarious you have no idea. Like you just attack random people out of nowhere and scream strawmans in all caps and expect people to see you as anything other than a clown, if they accuse you of baiting they must be retarded, never your fault is it
Do you watch porn more than youd like?
>>34490907all of the above. not clear if we will be able to get back together or indeed even get back to being close friends, it depends on us both getting over our separate dysfunctions and hers involves a great measure of childhood trauma, so it truly is up in the air. but the sentiment before we went out of contact is wanting to get better for each other, and the plan was to get better with each other, but the nature of the issues we have made that impossible. a parting sentiment of hers was that getting better felt shared, even if we're literally apart. it is honestly tragic and i've been really fucked up from it since
>>34490922I've been incorporating some of their design theory. Please tell me bad mexican food I've never heard of.
>>34490993>Criticizing shitty opinions is attacking peopleHoly snowflake.
>>34490986I kinda do but I also just like looking the way I was made
>>34490994I don't watch porn, never got the appeal for it
any high elo hellochat friends can help me rizz chinese fine shyt?
>>34490998Like if I started screaming at some random guy about how he hates women and he called me an idiot and told me to kick sand it'd be pretty retarded of me to conclude that he's an incel with no argument
Girls, if you don't dress for men then why don't you collectively agree to spend less on makeup, shoes, bags and stuff? You'd save billions, trillions even
Do you ever get cute aggression towards femanons?
>>34490999What do you want a tattoo of?
>>34490994MYes, but that's because I don't enjoy masturbating that much. On the other hand, if I don't masturbate regularly, I'm hard and horny all the time and then I can't get anything done.
>>34490999NtaI say wait don't do it then. Yet. If you get a really good idea then you should get it but don't get one just to get one. I've been toying with the idea for over a decade but never committed. I think I might finally get one now that my grandfather passed that feels like a good reason and I have a good idea.
>>34491006No nigga, it's text on a screen you pussy deprived virgin you all need to get a grip on yourself with this "femanon" shit holy fuck
>>34490994Yes, I should not watch any but I am a sexlet
>>34490997maybe it's just me being really picky but I don't like any mexican food at all it's just too greasy and deep fried (I prefer italian desu)
>>34491003I mean, if I criticize a retarded male opinion such as "Women who work out want to get laid because yoga pants get me hard" or "women who lose their virginity before marriage are no different from whores who've fucked thousands of cocks", I think it's reasonable to assume that guy has a low opinion of women.>>34491004So I guess I'm gonna be accused of baiting because I'm daring to criticize a retarded male opinion, but have you considered that women like to look pretty for themselves? Again, I'm being very mean and bullying you and I apologize for that, but I'm just wondering if you've considered that.
>>34491017Weak.
>>34490973People think you are a square because you keep talking about catholicism and tradwives
KillAllPickyEaters>>34491017
>>34491004Do you honestly think women are buying $600 purses to impress men? that's just silly.
>>34491023Anon please stop baiting. Any criticism of any male opinion whatsoever is baiting, and you need to stop that right now.
>>34491023Buying a $600 purse is already silly. Women are beyond my comprehension, I can't tell the difference between this absurdity and that absurdity.
>>34491017>greasy and deep friedSo you've never had actual Mexican food? Is your experience with Mexican food frozen taquitos from the grocery store?
>>34491019>More made up walls of seethe You need to get on benzos like legit, you're gonna bust a vein doing this all day
>>34491025I mean I don't disagree but my point is they're not buying accessories and makeup for men we know you guys don't give a shit about bags and shoes.
>>34491017>Mexican>Prefers carbslopAre you largely of indigenous origin?
were not all like that...
>>34491027>Trying to have an honest discussion is seetheSo what isn't considered "seethe" to you? Do you have an example?
Where's the best place for a mid 30s guy to meet/smash college girls? Tinder? I don't want to have go to to college bars
>>34490994M, no, I very rarely watch 3D porn
>>34491033This >>34491023 is a normal measured reaction but there's no point telling you all this is there, you don't really care about that
>>34491019>but have you considered that women like to look pretty for themselves? AgainSounds like internalized narcissism to me, you know, story about the pond n all
>>34491039Wait seriously? Why is that considered okay? How is that any different from my post?>>34491019>>34491041Of course, no man has ever been proud of his gains at the gym ever. To be proud of looking good without the purpose of getting laid is narcissism after all.
I decided to watch indiana jones today for the first time since i was a kid, because im recovering from finals. Tbh its not that good>Look at me im a grave robber, but the nazis hate me so im a good grave robber>Look at how sexy i am, my young female students want me to impregnate them!>Look at my cool epic independent exgirlfriend who we give almost no autonomy anyways and just use as an object that needs to be rescued>Look at these mooslims, theyre so scary!!! Right?>The nazis are somehow the more ethical "archeologists"Why do people like this so much? There was so much better media from the 80s
What's the female equivalent to getting a blowjob while gaming
>>34491034Tinder, clubs, and bars in the area I guess I used to live near a college, my ex happened to be a student, I just met her at a bar nearby
>>34491043But guys working at the gym are working, it's hard work, it releases dopamine. Dressing up isn't really working out ain't it
>>34491044>Why do people like this so muchMostly just nostalgia and because it's such a pop cultural thing/inspired a lot of similar moviesI agree it's pretty trash from what I remember, aged terribly and really sexist/racist lol. But also good bants
>>34491044I like the one with Sean Connery
>>34491044Keep the false memory of what the movie was in your nervous system.
>>34491045Getting eaten out while using instagram
Oh, Magic 8 Ball, will I ever crack fine shyt?
>>34491043>To be proud of looking good without the purpose of getting laid is narcissism after allThat's the kind of narcissism I can get behind
>>34491048>Dressing up isn't really working out ain't itI apologize for baiting for daring to criticize a man's opinion, but given how much incels seethe about how much makeup makes ugly women pretty, clearly dressing up does require some effort. But I am baiting of course and I humbly apologize to you, dear victim of my abuse.
>>34491053Wait do foids like doomscrolling reels too?
>>34491057I don't get it, I really really don't
>>34491043Are you serious right now, can you really not see the difference or are you fucking with me. You're literally the only one that accused that poster of baiting and decided to take your anger out on them. Are you physically capable of analyzing your own behaviors and thinking about them, because if not I don't think explaining anything would do you any good.
>>34491058They watch gatherer/crafter porn
>>34491058On rare occassion I will. My feed looks like good food, lovey relatable relationship stuff and schizos. What about yours?
>>34491031no I'm not actually, like I said I'm just a picky eater
>>34491063The three sisters(beans, squash, and corn) are singing their siren song for you.
>>34491050Personally my favorite 80s movie growing up was back to the future trilogy, i think it still holds up very well.
Femanons, have you seen the infamous Mayli facialabuse video?What do you think being her friend is like?
>>34491062My home feed is a few artists and comics, as well as a fair bit of cooking related stuffMy fyp/reels are mostly brainrot and memes desu with the occasional animal reel
>>34491060>You're literally the only one that accused that poster of baiting and decided to take your anger out on them. Are you physically capable of analyzing your own behaviors and thinking about them, because if not I don't think explaining anything would do you any good.Where the fuck in my post did I accuse someone of baiting? >>34491019I am a mentally inferior woman, so you need to use your superior male brain and explain it to me even though I know daring to even mildly question your superiority is bait and seethe.
i wish men understood me
I would have been a picky eater but my dad beat me if I didn't finish my plate. He did it to my brothers too. We all thought it was abusive, and they didn't do it to their kids, and now their kids just eat like chicken fingers and don't like anything else.
Women I don't see why any of you would be interested in me. I'm 34, have a good job, like doing most things, just a regular guy. It just seems boring. Sure I'll go on a trip with you, go camping with you, etc. But anyone could do that. How do I become interesting when I'm just a regular guy leading a regular life?
>>34491066Even the incest stuff?
>>34491070Try to explain yourself anonymously.
>>34491072: [ thats sad as hell anon I am sorry that happened
>>34491070What is an aspect that they fail to understand?
>>34491070Yeah yeah get in line like the rest of us
>>34491069>>34491024Darling you cannot be this wrapped up in your narcissism, holy smokes
>>34491065I genuinely hate all of those it's like trying to eat hair.corn is okin my defense though apparently the city where I live is notorious for having bad mexican foodwe have really good chinese food though!
>>34491078my feelings!!!!!!!you love putting words in my mouth and misunderstanding everything i say
>>34491070What is there to understand?
>>34491070the more I try to understand women the more I lose my sanity, it's like forbidden knowledge and I have the advantage of being raised by women and I still have a hard time
>>34491077Well honestly I don't care anymore and now I enjoy all food except artificial grape flavoring. I don't want to beat my kids(if I ever have them) but I feel like I shouldn't just let them eat chicken fingers and cheese and bread for every meal either. Gut bacteria.
>>34491072Based dad keep them lil niggas in line
>>34491073Find a girl whos been through a lot and give her a sense if normalcy. Build something mutually protective and cherish eachother.
>>34491079Shut up annoying hoe
>>34491074nta but if you unironically have a knee-jerk reaction to incest you're NGMI, you're at the point where even your sexuality is socially-dictated (ie. you're not actually in charge of your own dick anymore)if your sister is hot, fuck her! if you're trying to fuck her because society says it's wrong, then you're a contrarian (and still not in control of your penis)!simple concept.
>>34491070I wish I understood women. I get mixed signals and assume there's no interest and then find out months later she was super into me, or I get all positive signals and ask her out and she looks at me dumbfounded. I don't get it.
>>34491079if you're high enough IQ to nail real analysis, 90% of moids are too subhuman to be worth relating toyou're better off alone
>>34491091meanwhile men dont even give any signals to anything at all
>>34491070*simps aggressively*
>>34491092NTA but this is very true!!!
>>34491080Oh, you're referring to the sarcastic post I made after the men in these threads openly admitted that they'll always accuse me of baiting because they want a reddit-esque circlejerk but with more uses of the word "Nigger". I understand this is bait, but if your only example is an obvious sarcasm post, well...I mean, aren't I the evil seething baiter? Shouldn't you have earlier examples of that? Oops sorry, baiting again, I'm sowwy I huwt youw feelings.
>>34491087actually I kind of did that she just decided she'd rather live in a roach infested shithole than marry me. So I think I'd like to avoid women with a lot of baggage if possible.
Women, would you eat a donut off a penis?
>>34491092>>34491095nah the course was really easy. I think most students got As and A-s
>>34491081Google says you possibly live in Baja California. I believe there are somewhat large communities of Americans that live there. Also if so you are geographically isolated from much of Mexico and China is right across the ocean.
>>34491093I'm sending that shit out like I'm Commissioner Gordon calling for Batman anon
>>34491096ntaplease take your frustration out on me by pegging me
>>34491096Lmfao I don't even know what the fuck any of this shit is supposed to mean, you got problems bitch
>>34491099Idk if this is an unpopular opinion but im not a fan of doughnuts. Theyre either too sweet and oily or too dry and bland.
>>34491102i literally knew a guy whod outright flirt w me with full on eye contact yet it meant nothing so no u can fuck off
>>34491099Do i get to chose the penis?
>>34491087This often ends up as >>34491097 because "damaged goods" has some truth to it; traumatized individuals often repeat their trauma and find normal situations to be "uncomfortable" psychologicallyEitherA) you have to be the one to traumatize herorB) you have to find an untraumatized woman
>>34491104Do you understand sarcasm or not? If I say nigger enough, will I no longer be accused of seething or baiting?
>>34491101>Google saysThis nigga
>>34491107Sure, whose penis would you pick?
>>34491093Dunno who your guy is, but my signals are texting you for no reason and asking to spend time with you. I think that's reasonable, and if your guy isn't doing that then moving on is totally understandable.
>>34491099Kinda disappointed the donut fits ngl. Donut holes are tiny. And I like jelly donuts best anyway. I'd eat a candy necklace he wrapped around his balls if he asked me to I'm not really getting the point of this question.
>>34491101you got the state rightI realize im doxxing myself (not that I give a shit) but a lot of chinese people live here too
>>34491110Feel free to correct me(google... we...)
>>34491109Dropping le nigger word out of nowhere really isn't helping your case, sarcasm or not it came from the same place and nobody else said that
Men WWYD if your partner in varying levels of gentleness grabbed your genitals whenever they passed by you?
Ya te ví pinchi cachanilla
>>34491119bark
>>34491119You're gonna get chased and goosed after the first couple of gropes.
>>34491101It's probably Boston.Years ago I found one good place and I got to go there like 3 times before the whole kitchen got deported. Real fucking bummer best fish tacos I've ever had.
>>34491100you seriously underestimate the cognitive skills of the average human, thats all
>>34491117So do you have any evidence of me accusing someone of baiting that isn't a sarcasm post or are you just gonna keep screeching "BAIT", "SEETHE", "NARCISSIST"?
>>34491119I love sexually harassing my boyfriend.
>>34490658that's a good girl, i'm proud of you
>>34491120hehe
>>34491112uh i dont really know. i dont actually have a celebrity crush can i go look for someone?
>>34491127i can’t wait to do so to mine whenever i get onepoor guy will know no peace
>>34491126>Screaming in all caps again Evidence doesn't work on you, you're incapable of seeing yourself as wrong
Oneitis >:[
how do you stop having "small dick energy" if you actually do have a small dick
>>34491132atta girl
>>34491131Take your time, it's an important decision.
>>34491128Pathetic ass simps
How do women get horny? Mens penis grows and pants feel tighter.
Anons that are trying to talk to new people. Apparently cold reading is more interesting than interviewing. Please do not spread this advice around the internet or it will become cringe instead of based. I love you and only you.
>>34491137I like giving off small dick energy and then I shock the girls when they realize I have a big cock :3
>>34491119I don't grab his junk I don't want to hurt him. I'm grabbing his ass at every opportunity though. He will be groped.
>>34491100not any of those anons but great work kittenposter. i never went to any uni but i like doing proofwriting as a hobby and enjoyed the real analysis i did (well i did non-standard analysis but, you know, in principle i get it). i think people do overestimate how hard actual math is, but then again i remember a time when i couldn't write proofs at all and even a simple conjecture seemed daunting
>>34491133I typed out three words in caps, those being the most common insults thrown my way. I thought you hated strawmanning and it was one of your big criticisms of me? So why are you doing it to me now and accusing me of typing in all caps when I clearly didn't? Also your "evidence" was an obvious sarcasm post. Again, if I'm always accusing others of baiting you should very easily have a post of mine that I made that isn't an obvious sarcasm post.
>>34491119Honestly don't know, when I just woke up or when I just got out of the shower, very positively, but not when I feel unpresentable because I need a shower or something.
>>34491141it starts to feel wetter and a little tingly down there at first, later on comes the pulsing
>>34491128thank you, anime boy i dont recognize
>>34491136Can't get a clear answer?
>>34491142How does that work. Also I am awful with that since I like to talk and people talking me back on the moments I overcome my shyness
>>34491141I become suddenly very aware of my genitals. And nipples. Feels warm.
>>34491142Cold reading?
>>34491125nta but grades are inflated in most programs, it's an open secrett. I teach college students
>>34491150My cat sticks her tongue out sometimes and I pet her more when she does so she learned to stick her tongue out for attention I wonder which one of us is training whom™.
>>34491153Do your nipples get hard? Should I look at her chest to see if she's getting turned on? >>34491149Is this when women have a little wet spot in their panties?
>>34491155MTo an extent, yeah.
>>34491147No point in talking to a brick wall I suppose. What's interesting is you act exactly like the incelposters did a while ago and they mysteriously disappeared and you popped up, switching sides is one way to keep things fresh I suppose but you really do need to get a life at some point.
>>34491152>>34491154Just guess things about them. Even if you're wrong(I'm usually right and it actually kills conversation[I am so fucking smart]) then it's more interesting and starts them talking. Regardless of gender.
>>34491157Dont talk about the fucking cat unless you're going to post it
>>34491158lol yes, happened to me just the other day in classdo men ever get those from cum leaking out, like when they’re softcore horny but can’t masturbate atm? are men even capable of getting horny/ leaking cum without touching themselves down there?
>>34491158Generally they do but it's not a reliable indicator she could just be cold. They probably get hard when I'm afraid too now that I think about it.
I barely passed 11th grade math bruh, miss me with that real whateverthefuck stuff. Some people are straight up retarded.
>>34491164rarely
Since women have no refractory period they can cum as many times as they want and not worry about their bfs having to wait? Can they just keep pumping?
>>34491160>Again, if I'm always accusing others of baiting you should very easily have a post of mine that I made that isn't an obvious sarcasm post.Anon, why can't you do this? I know it's bait and seethe to criticize the superior sex ever but come on, all you need to do is link me to a post that isn't an obvious sarcasm post. Why can't you do that? Could it be that you're full of shit and I'm not baiting at all?
>>34491164Yeah men leak the same way but its worse cause our penis goes everywhere. So the underwear has a lot of thick precum
>>34491163I have the most beautiful irl and unphotogenic cat. My ex used to try and take pictures of her to post online and kept getting mad at how ugly and bad she looked. I believe it is because the toxoplasmosis doesn't show up in reflections.
>>34490778i'm skeptical about what you define as 'shitty'. when you call an opinion shitty it sounds like an evaluation, meaning you might just not like it, although that doesn't prevent it from being true. this is the difference between how men and women think, for women truth is a social function, for men it's conformance to some underlying rational principle. so when a man says all bachelors are unmarried, the woman hears 'bachelors are lousy sleeparounds' but what he actually means (and intuitively grasps) is 'the set of all bachelors is a proper subset of the set of all unmarried people' so when a woman says a mans opinion is 'shitty' she's really critiquing her own version of it completely divorced from any coherent mode of rationality.
>>34491162>I'm usually rightLol
>>34491164Do you feel the leakage? Do your thighs feel slimy?
>>34491164Never happened to me
>>34491169women can't cum stupid
>>34491174Could you give me an example of these evaluations that women always get wrong due to their inferior thinking then?
>>34491164>are men even capable of getting horny/ leaking cum without touching themselves down there?all the time
>>34491179they never want to have sex with me
>>34491178I made one once and I think she is still in love with me because of it. She was like trembling and seemed high. But now I know...
>>34491167Its okay to be bad at math, not everyone needs to be good at math. You just need to be able to manage your finances and read statistics.
>Trying to organize date with girl>She indicates she's free Tuesday/Thursday night>I work late so I can't, suggest Friday>''I usually have plans Friday, Thursday is best for me''I suggested the weekend but is the expectation I'll drop what I'm doing to just get the opportunity to go out with her? Already reiterated that it doesn't work for me and this isn't the first time this has happened.
>>34491170Why, what's the point? I and many others have done it time and time again and you just plug your ears and scream.
>>34491184I just know that if my account hits 0 that's le bad
>>34491176no it doesn’t reach the thighs but yet again i wear boxers and not tight panties so idk if thats why.the wet feeling stays strictly in the groin region, like the area both between the lips and a little between where the puss ends and anus starts. i can also feel the part of my underwear where my puss rests on getting damp too. and a while later, u can feel a cold spot where that dampness was which always feels a little uncomfy but a good reminder to clean and dry up after class. sometimes the dampness is visible from the outer part of the boxers.i havent had it visible leak thru to my pants, not yet at least.
>>34491184this cat is exceptionally cute wtf?
>>34491190Right, so I get shitty explanations, I criticize those shitty explanations, and then I get screeched at for "muh bait", "muh seethe", and "muh brick wall". I think at this point I'm just going to continue posting whatever the fuck I want to post and ignore retards like you who get butthurt about it form now on. Also worth noting that you refuse to honestly admit that you falsely accused me of typing in all caps when I didn't and you keep acting like a sarcasm post is proof of anything, but I guess it was silly of me to expect a man to take accountability for his behavior.
Girls flick their bean too much, and you gotta like put skateboard griptape on them and wrap around them weird to get the torque necessary to stimulate them, I think. Girls get weird if you try to do this early on in a relationship. The victorians were right. They fucking loved sex. Half their kids died and they still had more kids than us.
>>34491179well for example women define incels as anyone who doesnt have a high opinion of women when it actually just means involuntary celibate. women are masters of hypernymic thinking and prop up tons of socially connotative meanings onto simple terms with simple definitions. in general women define a wrong opinion as one they don't particularly fancy. her favorite movie could be barbie but if you criticize the movie based on some fairly objective artistic criteria she'll just become embittered because she likes a retarded myopic movie and she doesn't like that you're making her feel bad about it. this is basically how women are with everything except maybe in a math classroom where the logical rules are so clear-cut as to deny any possibility of interpretation or feelings about them.
next semesters im going to take>Probability theory>Biomath modelling>Differential geometry>PDE Boundary Value problems>Stochastic Processes>Information theory>Cuda Programming>Machine learning>Image Processing>Genetics
>>34491162Nta but this really irritates me desu. A woman did this to me a while ago trying to play armchair psychologist, not even letting me give my input (needless to say I declined her invite to hers). Just ask questions and chat openly like a normal person, don't act condescending towards the other person>>34491185One of you will have to compromise if you really can't find a mutually free time...Maybe you can get an evening off work?>>34491195>just going to continue posting whatever the fuck I want to post and ignore retardsThat's the best approach to this site...
I'm going back to being hit on by women (I never chase) at bars. Dating apps suck. These women will show so much interest up front and then fall off the face of the earth right as I'm about to ask them out
>>34491195>>34491126>>34490960Deadass are you blind. Mentally yeah. Doesn't matter if it's "sarcasm" it still came from somewhere, you're so retarded
>>34491199Don't fucking care
>>34491199why are you taking genetics
>>34491199All of that is gay and useless besides image processing and cuda programming
>>34491201You're not supposed to use it like that. It's just like when you want to ask something, especially if you already just asked something, maybe guess something instead and then let them talk. Active listening and all that.
>>34491199damn you are really smart, it's intimidating
>>34491209those are also useless unless you are giga senior
>>34491199Sounds like a cool range of stuffWhat's cuda programming :o
>>34491199>>GeneticsPlap
>>34491211Life really feels like that now
>>34491198>women define incels as anyone who doesnt have a high opinion of women when it actually just means involuntary celibate.So here's the thing, the term incel was invented by a woman who was hoping to create a community of men and women who struggled with getting into a relationship. Only for that term to be taken over by bitter angry men who just wanted to seethe about women. And sure, at it's base definition incel does only mean "involuntary celibate", but the fact that I've seen even none incel men express opinions about women that aren't all that different from involuntary celibate men, and the fact that bitter men decided to steal the term for themselves...why shouldn't it just be a term for rotten misogynistic men?>in general women define a wrong opinion as one they don't particularly fancy.This is not a gendered thing, it's a human thing, have you seen how politicians and retarded internet celebrities act?>>34491204>Doesn't matter if it's "sarcasm"Just because you're on the spectrum and don't understand sarcasm, doesn't mean you need to project it on me.
I would like a partner but I have zero interest in mouth stuff, is this something I bring up on a first date or wait until later?I dont believe its a groundbreaking thing but mouth stuff seems to be a common practice in most adult relationships.
>>34491217This shit is not even remotely bussin. I'm glad I'm moving soon; I'll meet new people.
>>34491220Wait until later unless you're on a date with someone who obviously wants to fuck on the first date.
>>34491220Mouth stuff like kissing, or mouth stuff like sucking dick and eating pussy?
>>34491203>going back to being hit on by women (I never chase) at barsBased desu, that's how I met my ex, hope you meet someone nice >>34491216Bro giving out the practical assignment
>>34491219Like take this guy for example >>34491198 who just makes insane absolutist statements and will swat away anything you say with some Olympic level mental gymnastics. That's exactly what you do only you're worse at it.
>>34491225Both, Kissing is fine, but no making out, no tongue and now oral.
>>34491208Because my majors are CS and Math with a concentration in biological models>>34491209i feel like CUDA and image processing are the most gay of the list?>>34491215CUDA is the language used on NVIDIA GPUs>>34491216sir why are you plapping me
>>34491201>get an evening off work?to go out with a stranger? With a success rate of like, less than 40%?Nah, I'd only do it when it's convenient I guess. Which is where she's coming from too I suppose. That puts it in perspective.
>>34491229*no oral
>>34491230>concentration in biological modelsthat is pretty cool actually
>>34491212She's not smart. She just doesn't have anything else going for her besides being a bookworm whose life mission is to live in a big city and get fucked. That's why she studies, that's why she cares about all of this nerd shit - it's all in the pursuit of getting plapped. If plumbers had a higher social status and she could move to new york and afford to go to bars every night with her girlies while wearing expensive clothing, she would be a plumber. This bitch is a retard with no soul, that's her essence
>>34491215GPUs work a lot differently than CPUs and so you have to approach writing programs differently, CUDA is a programming language for that purpose
>>34491228Sorry I don't take life advice from retards who can't admit when they're wrong. Are you going to admit you were wrong in falsely accusing me of typing in all caps yet? Are you finally going to admit that an obvious sarcasm post isn't proof of anything?
>>34491219well theres plenty of rotten misogynistic men who get pussy so that wouldnt make sense as a definition of incel. i mean it's poetic really youre saying incel denotes a series of shared opinions and while there is a denotative aspect to any widely used term the one you chose is the one that specifically precludes it from meaning anything at all - that which doesn't even exclude getting pussy as part of its definition
>>34491235goddamn, I don't remember asking, chud
Onto season 3 tonight lads and ladies. This Gigachad can tell you what key every single country song is in and Tanner has only gotten more lovable.
>>34491230>with a concentration in biological modelsSo the thing AI is the best at and can easily replace you unless you're the top 200 people in your entire industry? You're dumber than I thought
>>34491238You are fucked up lol I feel bad for your family and friends and whoever else has to talk to you. Assuming you have friends that is
>>34491221That was a great semicolon.
>>34491230Fuckin gay ass nerd shit
>>34491235>she would be a plumberPutting a new meaning unto doing the plumbing...Plumber, programmer, tomato tomato>>34491237>CUDA (Compute Unified Device Architecture) is a parallel computing platform and programming model developed by NVIDIA that enables developers to use C, C++, and other languages to accelerate applications using GPU parallelismTIL, never used it...
>>34491240>well theres plenty of rotten misogynistic men who get pussy so that wouldnt make sense as a definition of incel.Sure, but at this point, I've become increasingly convinced that the vast majority of men hold hateful misogynistic views of women, but are just willing to keep them a secret as long as they're getting laid. "Incels" to me, are just men who are being honest about their misogyny.
>>34491247I can be a little trigger-happy with those, but you're at least getting a pretty accurate impression of the way I speak out loud.
>>34491249you wouldn't have any reason to unless you're in an industry for it, i am not familiar with it personally but i'm familiar with GPU programming via Vulkan, which is the same in principle.
>>34491199All this shit just to end up centering divs in 5 years.
>>34491250>vast majority of men hold hateful misogynistic views of womennta but I highly doubt this, as with all things the deranged haters are just a very vocal minority
>>34491235>Im not smart because i want to be able to afford a lifestyle i like in exchange for learning a lot of skillsokay!!ive been programming since i was a kid. Im a natural born nerd. But i do really want to live in new york. I really want to have an actual profession; i want to wear blouses and blazers everyday to a real in-person job at an big city office with a big corporate ladder.
>>34491235>She's not smart. She just doesn't have anything else going for her besides being a bookworm whose life mission is to live in a big city and get fucked.Absolute blue collar gigacope. Most of you fucking morons couldn't last 5 minutes in a STEM field, the amount of time you spent or didn't spend is irrelevant, you're all just dumb.
>>34491199i feel stupid
>>34491243>So the thing AI is the best atWho told you this? This is just blatantly wrong. Are you confusing machine learning in bioinformatics for AI automation?
>>34491261nothing is stopping you from learning these things!!
>>34491250the guys who arent latently misogynistic do exist they're just the ones who have no standing with you because being a simp is less attractive than being a misogynist... misogyny has character, it has charm, and paired with something like money ouwheee women will sit in your lap... thats just how it is i dont need to 'prove' it the world itself is proof... if all men are misogynistic but the world keeps turning and people keep getting born then... oh wait, i guess we're all raping you... it's all rape
>>34491264Lmao
>>34491254Oldheads remember having to use tables for this... >>34491265>i guess we're all raping you... it's all rapeWeird way to end your argument ngl
Women do you expect men to be chivalrous
>>34491257My point exactly. You aren't human - you're a cog in the most literal definition of the word. You exist to fulfill a role in a system. You have no soul. You should save yourself the time and kys now before you hit 40 and do it then
would you let your partner check your phone?
>>34491268i'm just saying. textbooks are easy to find, and i think people are far more capable than they give themselves credit for
>>34491271no instead i'll just lift his shirt up and slip underneath to steal all his body heat.
>>34491280IQ barrier
>>34491271I remember when a girl asked to borrow my jacket in school and I just said no.god I was fucking retard
Girls have you ever been kissed while going over the bridge in your favorite T?
>>34491276my last one 100%. we were radically open, we hid absolutely nothing from each other, even shared the weird degenerate porn we liked
>>34491265...I don't know what the hell you're trying to convince me of, but you're basically playing into a lot of negative stereotypes I have about men. If that was your goal, then congratulations.>>34491270>Weird way to end your argument nglIt really seems like he's trying to do a "all women are woke feminists who say everything is rape but also masturbate to rape porn and love abuse chads" thing, which I have no interest in responding to at all.>>34491271I expect men to see me as a human being and not act weird about it.
>>34491276yeah
>>34491276M, yes, though she might be weirded out by all the reaction pics
Tanners sister is a babe. Connor’s mom and sister are both babes.
>>34491276my partner in crime maybe, i have some nasty shit in there
>>34491283average or even low IQ doesn't mean you can't learn complex things, just that there are less paths for you that works. feynman's IQ wasn't even 130 iirc
>>34491275Everyone is a cog in the machine, the machine of humanity is amazing. It lets us live comfortably and healthily for decades past nature would let us. The machine of humanity lets us do a little work to own magic computers that let us talk to humans around the globe while we mindlessly eat out of season foods. Im happy to contribute to humanity as long as i get the things i want, which is not very much.
>>34491295that's such a pro-gamer concepti was thinking IQ is sort of like pattern eyesight
>>34491295>average or even low IQ doesn't mean you can't learn complex things>Feynman was high IQ and he learned complex things Uh
>>34491289erm actually it's women who love 'abuse chads' that's the whole point of the chad moniker u fucking ungulate
>>34491276M. They always do eventually. Atoga has gotten me in a lot of fucking trouble before. That and the fact that my friends and I had a running joke of sending pictures of our shits to each other.
>>34491300well that's what i mean, you can't find patterns at as well but you can still find SOME patterns, so it's just a matter of studying things longer or in different ways until it clicks. high IQs do this quicker.
>>34491305>sending pictures of our shits to each other.Nigga?
>>34491276>would you let your partner check your phone?Sure
>>34491305>my friends and I had a running joke of sending pictures of our shits to each other
>>34491302<130 friend. Feyman biography is very interesting he was very curious and thought differently than most people
>>34491308me and my friends sends pictures of homeless people street shits to each other all the time. is that not normal?
>>34491302130 is smart but hardly a genius. I’ve taken a few tests and usually range between 115-120 and I’m an ADHD’d college dropout goober with diarrhea of the mouth.
>>34491295I think being a decent programmer does take a certain kind of lateral thinking and approach to problem solving, and writing clean code desu. I've known some really smart people who are shitty programmers/just don't seem to "get" it, and vice versa... (Similarly to how some people are musically or athletically gifted and some aren't, regardless of their general intelligence)Of course, hard work and passion can still go a long way, but there are only so many hours in a day
>>34491302i'm not saying he wasn't high IQ, i'm pointing out that he did substantial theoretical work that far exceeds what you'd expect for his IQ, if your idea of IQ is bigger = more able to be smart
>>34491299*pets you*haha yes kitty!
IQ is stupid. Intelligence cant be measured with one number. Most of what people think is intelligence is actually knowledge or wisdom anyways.
>>34491315wrong, programming just requires discipline
tonight i was very lonely and suicidal so i decided to go to the cinema by myself and watch the michael jackson movie (wich i hated), as i was driving there i imagined that i was going with a beautiful girlfriend to cope with reality, i started playing music in the car and i imagined i was enjoying the music with her and having fun, and while watching the movie, i imagined i was holding hands with her and enjoying it, i was the only one in the theater watching it
>>34491299>she hasn't learned yet to recognize and despise the horrors of industrial/technological societyenjoy your innocence while you can, kittyposter
>>34491321that is pretty sad man. Did you ate something good? You should try walking on nature, it works better for me
>>34491321this is dangerous, I did it for a while and eventually that imaginary gf became kind of real
>>34491323Its okay, ted kaczynski went to my school, in the math department no less. I walk by his old office all the time
>>34491308Oh I got my buddy Pat with a good one the other day during the NFL draft. I intentionally ate a shit ton of Indian food and hot wings and blew up the toilet. As soon as the Cowboys made their pick I sent him a giant load of diarrhea.
>>34491327why you doxing yourself again
>>34491320Well as with any craft I suppose, depends on the level of programming you're doing. Writing a simple website or mobile app? Sure pretty much anyone can learn how to do that with the right tools. The insane coding tricks that game devs were using in the 90s to make stuff run/look great on potato consoles? I think you need a certain kind of out of the box thinking and creativity to be proficient in that, which can't be "taught">>34491299>the machine of humanity is amazing. It lets us live comfortably and healthilyI take it you've never had to work a minimum wage manual labour job to pay rent
>>34491327So Harvard. They still dosing you guys with LSD and berating you to destroy your confidence and cissy hypnotizing you into being trannies or nah?
>>34491312125 apparently which is still decently high >>34491314Don't you also have some programming and math knowledge and worked on nuclear warheads or something >>34491316>IQ is bigger = more able to be smartThat's literally what it is tho. It's a shorthand number for how smart you are generally. Like my IQ probably isn't above 95 and I couldn't crack above an 80 in high school math or physics, the only stem thing I did well on was chemistry because it was the easiest and least abstract subject of the bunch, even then I got tripped up when it wasn't just punching numbers into a calculator. Never went to uni or college obv. Couldn't even grasp music theory no matter how it was explained to me nevermind calculus or some computer black magicTldr some people literally don't have the mental faculties to learn complex subjects and saying "you just have to try harder you can do it" is extremely patronizing
>>34491289let me just expand on that you see the whole thing is encapsulated by our interaction here. i represent everything you (and most women) hate pretty much unconditionally. i'm an incel, i'm a lousy misogynist, i am everything that's wrong with men. but when one looks upon the world, on the reality of the situation, have i raped women, abused them, subjugated them? maybe you think i would if given the chance, like a caged animal or something. but until that actually happens (and it wont because ill never get the chance) it's just a hypothetical. but it's a hypothetical that defeats itself since the people they choose to fuck are always coincidentally the same ones who abuse them and serve as the foundation for their grievances against men, the final ironic stroke being that the single demographic which women choose to take out their grievances on aren't the ones who've actually harmed women in reality, but the ones who've never even touched a woman in the real world, but who hold some nebulous misogyny in their hearts or in the pseudo reality of beliefs and opinions on the internet.
>>34491331Ive been a cook twice.
>>34491321>>34491326I should start doing this
>>34491332you think im smart enough to get into Harvard??
>>34491333NTA. Closest I’ve ever been to a nuke was uranium rounds in the military and the reactor at K-State. They have a really cool demonstration where they throw a hair dryer in that super purified water to show that it still works. Ooh also the old Idaho Falls one but that was for other reasons.
what do you think it will happen with the data centers when models get cheaper or AI crashes
>>34491333>"you just have to try harder you can do it" is extremely patronizingthat isn't what i'm saying, i'm saying you are more limited in the ways you can learn things, and then as a consequence you have to spend more time i.e. trying harder, because you'll have to spend more time findingneays to understand something. i don't think what i'm saying is hard to comprehend -_-;
>>34491334Yeah, look, I don't think you're a rapist. What I do think is that you're a pseudointellectual who gets off on the smell of your own farts who thinks you have women figured out because of random internet bullshit. The fact that you're using a bunch of words to basically say "WOMEN ONLY FUCK ABUSE CHADS BUT WON'T FUCK NICE GUYS LIKE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" just further cements it. Using a lot of words doesn't make your shitty point any less shitty.
>>34491335I kneel then, that's actually pretty awesomeWhen's the atoga cookout happening
Do you guys think meshnets will ever be able to rival the internet in the future?
>>34491347sorry i cant help myself the big complicated words just flow freely within my mind
I just had the urge to smell puppy breath so severely that it physically hurt me. Does this happen to anyone else? Not specifically the puppy breath, but the urge for desperate urge for something typically mundane?>>34490974>Is she single btwNo, but she's been known to cheat.>>34490975Actually, you may be right. I often talk about how I would dress if there were no men, so I guess I do cover up for men already.>>34490987Part of it is I just got my dad's genetics. Great for athletics, but generally not all there in the looks department.>>34491327Based Unabomber enjoyer
>>34491349no
>>34491343Data centre technicians won't be out of a job lol>>34491339My girl's wicked smaht >>34491349I read this as fishnets But no, do you think most people are that tech literate. Most people can barely operate an internet browser
>>34491335You're telling me a cat fried this rice?
>>34491343Don’t care, I already have a local system
>>34491271He doesn't have to give me his coat but he could at least hold me.>>34491276No.He knows my passcode and can use it if he needs to I'm not hiding anything. But if he asked to go through it or I found out he went through it to look for evidence of me cheating or whatever it is he's looking for I'm probably going to dump him. I've never felt the need to go through a guys phone. If you feel the need to go through the phone there isn't enough trust in the relationship. Like if I thought a guy was cheating on me to the point that I was willing to snoop for evidence I'm already going to dump him over it I just want specifics because I'm nosy.
>>34491339I know multiple grads and they’re hardly geniuses. I’m guessing Michigan then? Still a good school. Honestly these days if you’re looking for impressive Dartmouth is the hard one to get into and U Penn is where serious people go. I’d take a Huntsman alumni over anyone if we’re talking job candidate desirability. Brown shouldn’t even count as an Ivy League School anymore imo.
>>34491345>that isn't what i'm sayingthat is what you're saying though, in a roundabout way. It's not hard to understand what you're saying but you're basically just assuming everyone can learn things because you can, like if I told a paraplegic to just find another way of running. Why is that difficult to understand
>>34491338no don't don't do it! she eventually materialized into a real (evil) blonde gf and ruined my life
do you think there are more ugly people or pretty people?
>>34491349the main limitation to meshnets is the latency which last time i checked is exponential with the number of nodes in the network but personally i think thats cool because it means they're localized by design but yeah i think in the very-long term things like meshnets will prevail and most of society will bootstrap itself with blockchain tech though not necessarily 'crypto currency' since currency is really a capitalist-imperialist self projection onto the whole blockchain concept which has much deeper implications by itself.
>>34491363yea
>>34491351My brothers dog had puppies a few months ago and now I’m sad because they all went to new homes.
>>34491362Can't get any worse bruh
>>34491363Most people are mediocre looking, so no to both.
>>34491349no, the internet as-is is very optimized and cost effective. Also overlay networks are not efficient when most people are spending their time connecting to the same few servers. It adds extra stops to routes and puts extra burden onto individuals. Overlay networks are most effective when physical infrastructure can not be established which is not true for the internet. Also its inconvenient for government surveillance so overlay networks will never be subsidized.
>>34491365You say that but I know for a fact that you own some BTC, lol
>>34491370but you need to choose pretty or ugly
>>34491363Within men most are ugly as shit and within women it's more spread out
>>34491372nah i actually don't but i do have a little bit of ADA on the cardano mainnet because i think it's the most forward-thinking among the popular crypto currencies although it lacks liquidity due to lack of cross chain integration and support
>>34491351>she's been known to cheatI'll roll that dice then>just had the urge to smell puppy breath so severely that it physically hurt meYou just know... jk>>34491359As a non-American I've never heard of any of these besides Harvard and Dartmouth>>34491363Pretty implies in the upper percentile, so more ugly people desu. Though this is also due to a lot of people being overweight, not taking care of themselves etc.
blowing my head off won't hurt right?
would women even date a mathematician? could you cope with not understanding what your boyfriend/husband spends most of bis time and passion on?
>>34491386i dont wish to date autistic men
>>34491384I think it will
>>34491359yeah im a public student. But our math and CS programs are ranked 8 and 7, respectively iirc>Dartmouthi mean its good but its no MIT>U Penn is where serious people goI dont disagree, but maybe only for business students.>Huntsmanwhere is that?>Brown shouldn’t even count as an Ivy League School anymore imo.Michigan UCLA and Berkeley are all higher ranked than Brown rofl.
>>34490854>I'M GOINGHe always lies.
>>34491384Nwh6
>>34491386Anon have you not been paying attention to what ive been talking about for the past hour?>>34491199
>>34491386What about a mathemagician?
>>34491393i actually considered writing "kittenposter excepted" but didn't. i wouldn't assume you like brainy guys anyway
>>34491384Who knows? Probably not. And even if it does, it won't last long.>>34491386I'm a math major and most men in math are boring. Of course this was at UT Austin, and the program was highly competitive, so it makes sense.
would you date a card magician
>>34491199This all sounds very interesting but I'm glad I graduated lmaoThe thought of coursework itself fills me with dreadI love learning but I hate studying
i just need to find the gun and the money, i love in a country where it's ilegal to carry firearms
>>34491378Cardano has a good team. Bitcoin is the most fundamentally solid cryptocurrency though, just pure value. You should hold some and pray you never need to spend it
>>34491369yes it can, I can't enjoy life anymore
>>34491405i'm about to buy some bitcoin so i can purchase grey market pharmaceuticals. haven't dealt w/bitcoin since high school, when i'd collect free bitcoins to then play the satoshi dice instead of paying attention in class.
>>34491359>>34491389Brown mostly exists for liberal arts and legacies. Their science programs are still some of the best, but still leagues behind MIT, Harvard, and Caltech.
My legs hurt
>>34491401Yeah
>>34491264I already went to college, took too long and tried to do a more STEM degree, but ended up doing something else.
>>34491412What you do dummy
I need a gf :((((
>>34491384It will if you botch it. Which you probably will.
>>34491409Don’t do drugs wtf
>>34491412Mine tooTomorrow is an eggs are sides day, no exercise
man, tootsie rolls fucking suck
Why I have to lift to get laid? No, I ain't a fatso I weight 40 kg
>>34491423how tall are you
>>34491423there are so many fat fucks out there with gfs, dude. go to walmart sometime.
>>34491423Are you a pigmy or perchance a gnome?
>>34491423>>34491403Go away whiny bitchy faggot
>>34491379>Ivy League School Breakdown>HarvardLiterally synonymous with Ivy League. Good law school but hardly the best. It’s kind of just skating by on its reputation these days.>YaleDiet Harvard.>DartmouthSmallest Ivy and the hardest to get into. In the mountain of NH. The most Greek frat/sorority old money have to know a guy school.>PrincetonWhere the real academics go. Super heavy workload.>UPennIt’s Wharton school is the top business school in the country. Excellent nursing program as well. Where super career oriented people go to become CEOs and shit. Their admissions people are looking for high schoolers that created a commercially viable app that flows through to a non-profit to buy books for retarded kids in Nigeria and shit.>CornellA state school LARPing as an Ivy>BrownWhere they send the gays to “learn” art and poetry. Seriously 38% of the student base is gay.>ColumbiaGood medical and law schools. Diet Princeton.
>>34491413Beat me to it, but I was going to pick Chaos Dark Magician (pic not related)
>>34491429>YaleA lot of Jews go to Yale. I don't know why, but they do.
>>34491424>>34491427170 cm>>34491425There ain't no walmarts here but fat fucks with gfs are a lot. Being skinny is what curses you to get no bitches
>>34491435you don't weight 40kg
>>34491434Jews go to all the top schools. We are the original asians. I think my school is like 15% jewish.
>>34491389Dartmouth shows me you can network or have a network. A good chunk of new hires are exclusively there so you can absorb their book of business when they washout. Happens with D1 athletes all the time. “Oh hey you played with Ja’Quarius Snickers the new sports baller yeah I’ll give you a shot kid.” Then he never makes another sale and you keep his multimillion dollar account. A lot of big companies do this shit.>HuntsmanThe Huntsman program is a dual degree program at Penn and one of the hardest to get into in the country because the workload is insane.>BrownYeah those fags are retarded. Georgia Institute of Technology should replace them as an Engineering program leg. We all know they’d go with Stanford instead though. Fucking gay ass Ivytards.
>>34491438nta but short ppl do existim around 40kg
>>34491435>170 cmhaha I'm taller than you
>>34491422Yeah they do
>>34491442did you read the chain stupid
State gender Are you autistic? If so has anyone ever told you you sound or talk austitically?
>>34491438I do. I weighed at a pharmacy this evening and there go the results. I just want to gain muscle (any kind of fats is okey) without hitting the gym
>>34491448I am schizoid so people think I am autistic
>>34491447yes and
i abstain from answering that question
>>34491448MI haven't been diagnosed but I'm pretty sure I am.at most people have told me I'm weird, most people treat me like a child
>>34491386He would probably want to talk to me about it oh God please no
>>34491439Yeah, but Asians are hotter and make cool cars. Not that I'm biased or anything.
>>34491449Pin Tren
>>34491434>A lot of Jews go to Yale>I don’t know why>A lot of Jews go to Yale>>34491439Yeah I always wondered about that. Do Jews bitch about Asians and Indians competing with them in the math shit the way rednecks and blacks complain about Mexicans competing with them for construction jobs?
>>34491454so the answer is yes then
>>34491454Kitty :D
>>34491457i wish i had a waist like that :(
>>34491448FYes, I was diagnosed at 4 years old. I learned to mask it well, but it slips sometimes.
>>34491464THEN PUT DOWN THE FORK
>>34491464Have you considered denouncing Judaism and converting to Asian?
>>34491465>I was diagnosed at 4 years oldBro how
>>34491459I won't injecting anything
>>34491448FNot formally diagnosed but my sister's therapist that I have never met thinks I'm autistic based off whatever my sister's told her about me lol. And for what it's worth I think I am too. Being audhd would explain a lot of why they thought I had bipolar 2 in high school.Not like the sound of my voice but the things I choose to talk about and the language/way I structure my sentences. My mom makes fun of me (lovingly) for using "sat words" in normal conversation.
>>34491460>Do Jews bitch about Asians and Indians competing with them in the math shit the way rednecks and blacks complain about Mexicans competing with them for construction jobs?Yes 100% lmao. Though not me, i actually speak mandarin
>>34491398>i wouldn't assume you like brainy guys anywayhigh iqs shouldnt breed with low iqs desu t. stupid child of extremely high iq dad and stupid mom
sometimes my farts tickle my very sensitive anus :/
>>34491462hewwo. (๑ ᷇ 𖥦 ᷆๑)
>>34491467I lost 120lb
Do women actually pay attention to little things like this?
>>34491477I love kamojis ^_^
>>34491420i need to otherwise i don't function. i am about 4 months behind schedule now precise cuz i've been without them. i'm not a big fan of doctors so i just approximate medicine with research chemicals. it is almost a hobby of mine
>>34490980I am doing well>>34490981Yes it is
>>34491479my mom taught me that I had no idea it was actually a thing
>>34491473What percent of your class is white? I heard it was basically all chinese, indian and jews at the good american schools these days
>>34491448Maybe a little? I was in special ed when I was a kid but honestly a lot of that was laziness and ADD. I have some mild stimulation issues and habits like constantly playing with my facial hair when I zone out. No tremors or sperg outs or anything though.>Anon gets really high test scores>Anon should be in honors classes>Anon is just so flippant about his grades>Anon are we going to have a good day today?>Anon can you stop reading that book and focus on learning this thing you learned two years ago?>Anon I know you don’t like the feeling of writing with a pencil but if you do your math assignment in pen I have to mark every answer 0>Anon if you use that language again you’re going to have to go to the principals office and complete your assignment in the buddy roomThe buddy room was a storage closet.
Hungry ;_;
>>34491478What do you weigh now?
Women if you could change one physical thing about yourself what would it be
>>34491484>Yes it isIt's not. There are just some shitty people out there.
>>34491492*sticks my fingers in your mouth*
>>34491448>State gender>Are you autistic? If so has anyone ever told you you sound or talk austitically?I'm just an awkward weirdo, though people online and tests think I might have mild aspergers ¯\(ツ)/¯ and some type of schizo(I'm not).
>>34491469My mom thought something was wrong with me because of the way I acted. She thought I might be deaf or retarded. I didn't play with any of my siblings. I didn't really make noises or respond to anything. But I did learn to read at 3, which she thought was weird, so she took me to a pediatric psychiatrist when we got to the US and I got diagnosed. They did want to put me in special ed when I started Elementary school, but my mom didn't want people thinking one of her kids was retarded.>>34491478>I lost 120lbDid you get a nosejob?Kidding
>>34491448MNope, but I am pretty strange. I was diagnosed with bipolar 2 when I was a teenager, but I don't take any medication.I don't act like an autist, but I understand them well and can get along with them pretty easily. My dad has ADD, and my sister has ADHD.
>>34491501I don't think they're shitty they're just human
>>34491479I don't care if he doesn't but I notice if he does kind of thing. It's chivalrous when done correctly but infantilizing and weird if they make a big thing out of it.If they make it an "I" thing I like it. Like "I" want to walk on the outside because it makes me feel good to be in a protective position rather than "you" need to walk on the inside because you can't be trusted to react to threats quickly and appropriately"
>>34491448male, currently being investigated for schizotypal. when i told the gang about it, their reaction was something like>yeah no shit you're schizo, this isn't newsso idk
>>34491508I disagree. I think there are plenty of good people out there, and I wouldn't call them inhuman.
>>34491510Hmm interesting. Also remember femanons if your boyfriend doesn’t stay strapped he’s eventually going to watch your cheeks get forcibly clapped by blacks. If he don’t have a gun tell him to kick rocks.
>>34491492go eat a huge feast anon
>>34491500I'm struggling to decide between perking up my boobs or making my eyelids droop symmetrically instead of whatever's happening with them rn.I think boobs. I'm used to the face and I think it would be way easier to find bathing suits if my boobs weren't liquid.
Well, my matches that I have a rapport with have had all day to text me and they haven't... and it's a saturday. It's officially over
>>34491514I won't be tricked
>>34491363More ugly men, less ugly women.
>>34491517I was thinking more about getting hit by cars. Stop watching so much porn.
>>34491521Shut up nigga it's no wonder they didn't go out with your bitchy ass
>>34491523No tricks here.
>>34491486the computer science program has more asian men than all women
>>34491517I was just told a story of my friends cousins ex pulling his concealed carry out and pointing it at her head when he got drunk
>>34491519The eyelid thing probably isn’t that expensive honestly. I’ve got a hook up on butt injections if any of yall want some. He’s done a few famous porn stars.
6'5'' and hot and it still doesn't matter. Fuck my stupid fucking life I hate it so much no one loves me. I hate being autistic, they can probably see it on my face. Literal 1% and yet like 40 women express the most basic interest in me and only 7 had a conversation with me
>>34491538It's less the expense and more the potential complications/scarringI'm used to the way it is now what if I hate it. And no thanks.
>>34491541do the jaw breaking surgery it will fix you
>>34491541if you were literal 1% you wouldn't have any trouble>it's because i'm autistic!no it's because you're a narcissist
I as a man just want to be pretty :(
Hate that acne is incurable and the scars left behind by it are literally unfixable. These people spend thousands and see no improvement. What a gay faggot world bro
if youre self aware enough to "know" you have autism, you are simply not autistic.
>>34491530Right but that’s dumb because a human male can’t meat shield you from a fucking car. It’s a car. If some drunk runs off the road and up onto the sidewalk it’s going to hit the building and ride it like a guard rail and smoke both of you and you don’t even have the option of jumping into the street.If your mans carrying a gun though and some drunk blacks come out of the club drunk and pissed off because they got cut off and decide to take it out on your vagina he can at least fire wildly in their direction and scatter the locusts while you cower behind a trash can and scream incoherently in terror like in every video with women in it and shit goes down.Your risk assessment makes no sense. Thats why you leave it to us.
>>34491546but I have a good jaw>>34491548I am the 1%. How much money do you make, how tall are you and what does your face look like?>narcissistThese hoes can't see that from my profile, dumbass. I've earned being a narcissist. I make a lot of money, I'm genetically more fit than 99% of men and I'm a GM in StarCraft. You're just a bug
>>344915417 is pretty good man Whats the problem
>>34491537And her new man didn’t do shit. Sad. Many such cases.
>>34491552Then what the fuck is myproblem?
>>34491556Yeah you're whiny insufferable and autistic pretending to be a chad they can smell it on you, no wonder they don't want you
>>34491556i'm 5'10", i make $110k a year, and my face is average. and yet i'm not single and you're seething about it, curious!
>>34491556You're embarrassing.
>>34491551>Hate that acne is incurableIt's usually a hormone imbalance and not just bactirial.>and the scars left behind by it are literally unfixable.Not really unless you're a chain smoking meth addict. Hydrate and protect your skin. If it is really bad and you're young enough you can get an acid facial peel that will regenerate the top layer of your skin at the cost of looking like a burn victim for a few months.
>>34491552Objectively false. I’ve been watching these tards fall in love for days now and they’re 100% aware.
>>34491558There is no new man, they were together when he did that
>>34491565>bactirialPretty shit idea to take health advice from someone who can't even spell what they're talking about ngl
>>34491566>I’ve been watching these tards fall in love for days now?
>>34491567Hmm. Sounds like she needs to get a new man with a gun to protect her. And stop dating minorities.
>>34491557They ghost me. I went on a date but I'm not interested in her>>34491562I don't need to be chad. I'm God
One of my aunt's friends accidentally killed himself in front of his family while he was showing off a handgun in his living room. Shot himself in the stomach.
>>34491571That part
>>34491576Did they inform his family? Wtf!!? How do you find out?
>>34491575If you were God you'd be slaying pussy retard, you're a colossal faggot
>>34491563Fr I’m a 5’6” manlet that gave up on exercise years ago and sit behind a desk earning a government salary and Ive managed to reproduce. This guys just a fucking lame.
>>34491568It's fucking past midnight. Shove your heil in your southern hole.
Women, tell us a pornstar who’s dick you would like to touch!
>>34491563>$100kAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAPATHETIC>yet i'm not single and you're seething about itCongrats man, you hitched yourself to a torta. I'm looking to fuck a bunch of women, get out of here with your faggotry
>>34491586Is >he a pornstar?
>>34491585>Shove your heil in your southern hole.Absolutely incoherent statement, I'm not from the south either you're just retarded
>>34491586how do you expect me to name a pornstar?
>>34491591>yankeedoodle is online
>>34491587Nta but don’t knock the tortas. Hot women are usually selfish, boring, vapid, and dumb. Hardly mother material. Tortas gonna take care of her mans.
Fuck this I'm never doing cocaine again
>>34491595Good. It's a shit drug used and peddled by shitheads.
>>34491595lmfaoo retard
>>34491553I think the thought is that if they're closer to the road there's more of a possibility of getting me out of the way or it just hitting him and not me. Did you forget about front yards? Do you live in a city? I do this when walking with small children just because they're short. Make them hold your hand and stay in the inside. I wouldn't date a guy who carries a gun around constantly that feels more risky than whatever I get up to day to day.
>>34491566>fall in lovei thought i was until i found out homie has an entire different phone and met his crush.. time for me to move ont. glitter girl
>>34491595Shit really went down in quality in the 2010s. I wouldn’t look at all the stepped on shit coming up here these days.t. Cop.
>>34491570Love on the Spectrum.
>>34491551I have been drinking detox supplement and it has been making me break out with cystic acne. head and shoulders contains an ingredient to heal it but i'm nervous about putting chemicals on my face
>>34491602A friend of mine got hooked on coke a few years ago and developed some very methed out behavior overnight for some mysterious reason.
>>34491581Black or brown?
>>34491602Whats it like being a cop and are you a manlet>>34491603He's cute
>>34491592alphabet leg guy? captian stabbin?ohh or did you mean females?
>>34491604Head and shoulders won't really help with cystic acne, its more for fungal issues
>>34491593does he wear those cutie whitey tighties??
>>34491595rawr
I am human and I need to be loved
>>34491614Did you reply to the wrong post of mine?
Theres nothing left for you here
>>34491618tsmt
>>34491595I only did stimulants once and the hangover was like suicidal despair.
>>34491620I guess i reply to all the wrong posts because i'm dumb.
I want to stop feeling i think that would make life more enjoyable but I wouldnt be able to tell because i wouldnt feel anything
I have to tear my mouth off if I'm gonna keep getting these ulcers
>>34491625bro.. i don't even like the fine hour energy drinks at the store
>>34491614>>34491626>He seems more like a boxers type. I wanna catch >his print.
>>34491627It does make it more enjoyable. I honestly prefer the less intense feeling but overall happiness to intense highs and lows with the severe anxiety and depression that comes with it. But of course each has its downsides
>>34491584>reproducing as a manletpoor kid.
Women, thoughts on a guy wearing paw print socks?
WHENEVER IM ALONE WITH YOUYOU MAKE ME FEEL LIKE I AM FUN AGAIN
>>34491587>acting like 100k is mocking worthy you do realize that the higher your salary is, the *more* pathetic you become for whining about not getting pussy, right
>>34491587>i'm looking to fuck a bunch of womenhow's that going?
>>34491644Badly. I think I might secretly be a faggot.
>>34491642I hate that song
>>34491642*mwah*
>>34491647Its 2026.. no one cares if you like the same gender as yourself.
>>34491637I used to not be as emotional as i am right now
>>34491576Dumbass >>34491586>Women, tell us a pornstar who’s dick you would like to touch!Besides Manuel, I can't think of any attractive straight men in porn. Plenty of gay men.
>>34491647Girls can tell when you just want to fuck and go
>>34491641I have a pair
>>34491641Like the furry ones or just like the printBoth make me think furry caution.
>>34491605>Be me>On duty>Respond to call for fight at a club>Fuck I hate bike week>50 something year old lady is coked the fuck up jabbering a mile a minute and she swung on the bouncer but he’s cool and it’s bike week>Proceeds to give me way too many details about her divorce>Mkay cool please go back to your hotel and call it a night>Ma’am you have to leave>Leave now or you’re going to jail>Put your hands behind your back>Proceeds to cuss me up and down and tell me how little my dick is>I HAVE TO USE THE BATHROOM>You can do it at the jail>Probably just bitching to bitch>This happens every week>The baby laxatives take affect>She shits all over the backseat of my patrol car
>>34491586I don't know any pornstars names
>>34491642thats funny because i feel like little no one like me :/
Is it normal to feel like you are naked when i go outside? I've always felt like this and i hate it so much
>>34491657>She shits all over the backseat of my patrol carHow often does that happen
>>34491657Awesome sauce, are you perhaps divorced? I think she could smell it on you.
>>34491607Yeah probably but you’re not my problem to deal with.>>34491609>Whats it like being a copLike being a human dog catcher>Are you a manletNah it’s a hard job for small people. The drunks always want to get rowdy with little people and the females.
>>34491586Jason Luv
>>34491622>only meth
>>34491657They cut it with baby laxatives? lol
>>34491655Cute! I just find them really fun. I'm not even a twink or femboy...
Can't believe how often I have been ridiculed for being sober and hating drugs and now everyone wants to whatever
>>34491672You type like one
>>34491667Eww
>>34491659i've tried being friendly with you, but you hate me even though i like you
>>34491673It took me wasting most of my adult life so far being a burnout to get there if that's any consolation to you
>>34491667Think I could find his flicks at the local thrift store?
>>34491630Stop eating acidic foods, sour candies, and soda. Also don't bite your lips.
>>34491673It's a thing you do when you're young and then stop doing when you're older
>>34491667I'm not googling that. Something tells me he is black.
>>34491661Not too often. Puke on the other hand is fairly frequent. The smell of puke used to fuck me up but now it’s whatever.>>34491662No but I have a baby mama. Drunk people just decide that whatever they do is okay because it’s their birthday or beach week or spring break or their bachelorette party or whatever the fuck and we’re like totally killing the vibe when we arrest them for pissing on cars or fighting.
>>34491674Not true. I'm simply describing something I like.
>>34491672Twinks are unironically adorable, ngl
>>34491670Sometimes yeah. Thats one of the cleaner things.
>>34491676wrong. youre literally my best friend.
>>34491683At least you don't have to clean it up ever shot anyone
>>34491678We have boomers on here?
Women deserve to have me licking their nipples and clitorises
>>34491685I can't pull off the twink look because I'm too big and hairy. So, instead I'm like the tired media bit of big hairy manly sensitive guy
>>34491688you're best friend is someone you hate? sad.
>>34491683>No but I have a baby mamaYep, she was divine diaper duty. Enjoy~
A kiss on either cheek
>>34491687Wild. I'd only heard of caffeine, baking soda and methamphetamine being used for that, but I don't know many cokeheads.
>>34491654This is so retarded>th-they can just tell!!!Oh yeah? How?
>>34491677None. I’m sick of always being right
>>34491693We are all sensitive, my guy.
Kiss face cheeks and bootycheeks
Doe sit ever make any of you sad that you are friendless losers with no partner who loves you?cause it does to me
>>34490791Get pumped& dumped?
>>34491695I don't hate anyone.
>>34491702Haven't you said before that women are just inherently always right, or was that someone else? You may not have had a say in the matter
>>34491692>>34491698>>34491704You guys are hyper tonight
>>34491705Only, like, extremely sad. Angry sometimes tooBut I don't feel powerless to improve my situation, at least
>>34491690>At least you don’t have to clean it upIncorrect>Ever shot someone?Military yes. Cop no. I almost ended up shooting a schizo I was transporting from the jail once. He kicked out the window of my patrol car going down the highway and tried to squirm out and I didn’t have my duty belt on me.
>>34491707really? so you mean it, we're besties? :D
>>34491667>Jason Luv>tfw my short, nerdy, white bf's dick is bigger than hisGEEKED dot com
>>34491711Did you kill them?
I for one am sad that I was a faggot square about drugs and alcohol when I was younger
>>34491706Corny. I knew it wouldn't last. Now i'm single
>>34491705I have friends and it still makes me sad
>>34491718>I knew it wouldn't lastNo offense, but doesn't that mean you're a whore too?
>>34491719Same.
>>34491714Maybe? They died but I can’t tell you if it was me that did it though. It’s usually a team effort.
>>34491719you need better frens then
>>34491708I have never said that, most women I know are wrong constantly
>>34491723That's brutal, Does it keep you up at night knowing you may have killed an innocent man?
>>34491706Me? Never I just hate conversing with them
>>34491711Any calls that particularly fucked you up. Ever feel bad for whoever you're locking up or are they mostly pretty contemptible
Legalize drugs and murder
>>34491726>InnocentThe fatigues and new balances told me otherwise
>>34491728What are you so curious about it for
>>34491721No, it means I think you probably never really liked me :/ I want a husband.
>>34491675To each their own>>34491682He's mixed
>>34491705I'm only sad about being a friendless loser because it's part of the reason I got dumped the last time
>>34491732okay maybe not innocent, but still a person nonetheless.
>>34491713>>tfw my short, nerdy, white bf's dick is bigger than hisDoubt (X)
Op central
>>34491733Why not just wanna know. Is it bad enough that you don't wanna say
>>34491734Monogamy is oppressive to women
She uses to be my girl
He used to be my boySee how stupid that sounds
I miss late 2000s WoW, those were some good times.
>>34491728Dead babies dude. I had a panic attack in my cruiser at the scene of a fatal collision. The mom was hysterical. That was fucked. Suicides fucked with me a bit at first. You respond to a lot of medical emergencies just because you’re closer and it’s always sad but you numb up to it after a while since it’s so routine.
Sellin raw lobs
Is it true that women are from mars and men from venus?
>>34491749You don't have a bitch, pajeet
>>34491752I didn't get to play too much since I didn't have my own account, but vanilla > BC > WotLK was so obviously the peak of the game.
>>34491749I offered to open up but homie just want to lie and cheat.. not the relationship I want
>>34491756No men are from penis
>>34491757Youre right. I overreacted.
>>34491756FI wish! I like tough chicks and fruity dudes
I wish arranged marriages were a thing, i know ppl will meme that people would probably end up with a guy or girl who wouldnt be their type but at least i would have someone theres too many outliers just rotting away in their rooms all day and its just really not good
>>34491765>FSex now
>>34491738Nope. I was there to do to them the same thing they were there to do to me.
Genders are listening to music at this very momentMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=odIXdaOEeDY
>>34491766They deserve to rot they'll be even worse with someone and just drag them down
>>34491758Too right. It started falling off after cataclysm
>>34491618I rather give the love is supposed to be for myself to others. I can't feel love for myself, I just give it to tohers in exchange
>>34491753Yeah that is fucked up I was gonna guess suicides were up there
>>34491766I want to make someone a very happy man. I want to be a good wife who's funny and cooks.. who dances in the kitchen, bathes him, snuggles him and makes him smile. I want a man who i can love and protect his heart while healing his mind.
>>34491770? obviously dont pair up a bedroom rotter w a outgoing person with their life together.but frankly i'd rather rot away w someone than all alone as i am now.
How good do you think Yoko Ono's pussy was in order to convince John Lennon to write that song?Do you think you would have been strong enough to resist?
>>34491768why would you agree to that then? I'd understand if youre stuck with a contract but why sign up for such a thing in the first place.
>>34491777>outgoing person with their life together.This is the kind of person that doesn't need arranged marriages, the people that get a partner are absolutely unfitting to have one and it would be a nightmare and childish to think otherwise
>>34491778Dude he brain melted on PTSD. He probably woke up in a sex pile with her telling him they were married and just rolled with it.
>>34491781>that get*That can't get
>>34491783Honestly, clever girl
>>34491780feat? were you threatened?? shaking? crying uncontrollably?
>>34491781So just let them slowly die, lonely and with no hope?
>>34491780Family tradition, get to play in the woods with guns, free gym membership, veteran preference in hiring, best friends I ever had, and GI Bill. I’ve done shittier jobs for less.
>>34491746but now she' famous
>>34491786*fear
>>34491771It's not really much like WoW at all, but have you heard of Monsters & Memories? It's an EverQuest clone (developed by some ex-EQ devs) with a UI as simple as WoW's that's releasing in early access next month. I'm gonna give it a shot
>>34491788you downplaying how you willingly took on a job that involves killing people is a bit unnerving if im being honest here. i hope this is larp
>>34491752I miss being actually happy>>34491765>fruity dudesEverytime a woman says that then find me too corny>>34491766Same here>>34491769MIs just sad hourshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PqW4GCmQSt4&list=RDPqW4GCmQSt4&start_radio=1
>>34491787What other choice is there, giving them some other refuse to make them even more miserable? If you had your leg ripped off and you were slowly bleeding to death would you also opt to be beat with a baseball bat and die more painfully yet no slower?
>>34491788>Family tradition,That is wild to me. My great granddad was a Marine who fought in the Pacific Theater, and although he was proud to have served, he told us all to never enlist
>>34491794Nta but killing people on its own really isn't as big a deal as people make it
>>34491769MJust listening to some classicshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GaoKklJeW2Q
>>34491796when did i say that? why would someone who had it lucky not want to possibly help out another? i dont understand why you think its inherently just going to bring a person down instead of focusing on the uplifting of others
>>34491769Fhttps://youtu.be/ZzqLtnBc1dg>>34491735>He's mixedWith fucking what? Black and African?
>>34491794I don’t know what to tell you man. I just really don’t have any more sympathy for someone that signs up to kill me than I would expect them to have for me. We both made a choice. At the end of the day I got my resume builder and community college and he got his martyrdom. Just because it doesn’t make sense to you doesn’t mean it doesn’t make sense.
>>34491800>"It's a hell of a thing, killing a man. You take away all he's got and all he's ever gonna have"
>>34491793>It's not really much like WoW at all, but have you heard of Monsters & Memories? It's an EverQuest clone (developed by some ex-EQ devs) with a UI as simple as WoW's that's releasing in early access next month. I'm gonna give it a shotI haven't, sounds interesting. Hopefully it's better than Brighter Shores, I was excited about that one as someone who played RS2 as a kid.
>>34491800I have had four attempts on my life by others in the past three years. That I know about... I think about losing my life every night. Its so sad. Especially simce I just want to be able to provide for my kids and man while being a devoted and loving wife to someone who feels the same about me. Yeah, I have 'fun' aspirations and dreams that I could persue and have that but realistically, will never happen
>>34491806>With fucking what?He's lightskin asf
>>34491807>I just really don’t have any more sympathy for someone that signs up to kill me than I would expect them to have for me.Well the war was taking place in his country, so I don't think your situations are equivalent.
>>34491801This reminds me of my Suno masterpieces, Farted on My Balls and Sat on My Own Balls.https://vocaroo.com/1iNCt8GfIpZKhttps://vocaroo.com/19YLcNA6VAvY
>>34491802What exactly do you think is gonna happen? Chaining a good person to a low quality person against their will like that is unbelievably cruel, they won't "help" them they'll just resent each other. Quality partners go out and find someone like themselves, low quality ones don't because they're piles of shit nobody wants. They're alone for a reason. Life isn't a fairy tale.
>>34491769MShout out William H Macy for putting me onto thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCcT7EkYnoE
>>34491811If he's light-skinned, I'm white.
/atoga/, what good films have you watched recently? If you havent watched a good one in some time, what's a good film you remember from the past?
>>34491797My family have fought in every war this country has ever fought. It’s an expectation. My grandfather was obsessed with genealogy. I always say he traced our lineage halfway back to Jesus. He knew exactly what units our ancestors were in during the civil war and figured out great great whatever grand daddy and great x3 grand uncle whoever were shooting at each other in Antietam.
>>34491819I liked Project Hail Mary
>>34491819Weird Science. A classic and one of my most favorites
>>34491769>tfw music taste too niche to link since its not on youtube
>>34491808>>34491810Dying from one's own pov is scary but people dying in general is way overblown. Thousands are born and die every day and the world keeps turning. Lives in the grand scheme of things are about as valuable and expendable as plastic bags.
>>34491823Catbox or voca an mp3 and share some album art, cool guy.
>>34491824>but people dying in general is way overblown.We're talking about killing not just dying.
>>34491819watched sling bladepure unadulterated kino
>>34491818What's your phenotype? Who would you consider lightskinned?
>>34491824You sound like an anime villain.
>>34491826Killing is just an extension of that. Doesn't matter if I ended his life, something else would've, doesn't really matter anyway.
>>34491824Im not scared to die, I have made peace with myself.. I know that's crazy. And you're right.
>>34491819Taxi Driver, again
>>34491812>His countryAnd that’s where the public is largely wrong. We were dealing with foreign fighters. I obviously never got any of their names but I swear there were fucking Chechens but we saw Syrians and a lot of Pakis. The media really ignored that shit. That’s why the average civilian can’t tell you the difference between the Haqqani Network and Al Jazeera.
>>34491816well its a hypothetical arranged marriage, the "low quality person" would be forced into it just as much as the good person. >Life isn't a fairy tale.no but it can get pretty close sometimes,have you never heard of recovering addicts or people with extreme mental disorders? they almost always have a direct support system when they recover, its not something done on their own, at least not at the same rate.
>>34491819I threw on The Last Temptation of Christ and listened to the commentary track the other day.
>>34491830It's an anonymous imageboard I'm not gonna pretend to give a shit
>>34491766I'll definitely take being alone over the crapshoot of arranged marriage. A partner that's not right for you makes life harder not easier. You're allowed to leave your room alone you know.
>>34491843Okey dokey.
>>34491840Have you seen Silence? People don't appreciate Scorsese's religious films enough.
>>34491844>You're allowed to leave your room alone you know.thank you, my social anxiety is now perfectly cured
>>34491819Being john malkovich
>>34491828Not sure what you mean, but Chris Brown is black on both sides and is lightskin.
women, could you seriously entertain the idea of a long term relationship with a man that did not have a functional penis? as in castrated as a child, that sort of thing.
>>34491847Not yet, but I really should soon.
>>34491838>well its a hypothetical arranged marriage, the "low quality person" would be forced into it just as much as the good personI know you explained that perfectly well, the low quality person isn't losing anything from this deal, the higher quality one is just forced to be with some shitheap instead of having an actual partner. >have you never heard of recovering addicts or people with extreme mental disorders? Have you heard about the ones that haven't? Because for every one of yours there's a thousand that don't want to get better no matter what you give them, but who wants to hear about that, doesn't make a good story. The miserable revel in their place, you just want a partner who'll fix you with zero effort on your part.
>>34491834I don't want to kill anyone, but would to protect myself and children. Self defense type best. Metaphorically, people have come in and out of my life a lot. I would be sad if I didn't have a husband but everyone leaves me and always have soooooo
>>34491849So do you do nothing alone? I'm a loner but I go out to do my shopping, go to the movies or the library etc. No one cares what you're doing.
What are some movie scenes women will never understand?
>>34491849The only way to cure it is via exposure therapy. Go outside. Do things. I got real mad about that when I was 15 too but they were right. Obviously you don't want to go from 0 to 10 you take baby steps but if you sit inside waiting until you feel ready you'll die without ever having done anything. Being technically homeless a couple times kind of killed my anxiety over looking "weird" in public like I'll brush my teeth in a parking lot and not care about middle aged women shooting me dirty looks but I still struggle with individual interactions especially if they're unexpected. But I manage.
>>34491857no, my father has a tracker on my phone that sends him real time updates, i can't just leave whenever i want, nor can i leave my phone at home to bypass this since he calls to check up on me several times a day.>>34491854you forget how much motivation it would give a person if they now have something to work towards, a person who is by their side and cheering them on and wish to see them succeed whilst helping them do so.
>>34491851>Chris BrownMan, I remember when he beat the shit out of Rihanna. Glad people still love him. We all make mistakes.
>>34491863>no, my father has a tracker on my phone that sends him real time updatesYou should have opened with this, it's extremely weird and abusive.
>>34491866trying too hard
>>34491859I'm genuinely offended
>>34491859Couldn’t resist
>>34491867weird yes but i wouldnt call it abusive, he paid for the phone and the phone bill
>>34491859Bruh, that's my sister's favorite scene in any movie.
>>34491863>a person who is by their side and cheering them on and wish to see them succeed whilst helping them do so.There's no guarantee that the arranged marriage partner would have any interest in doing that though?
>>34491872Lmao
>>34491863God young people are so naive, no I did not forget that because it's not true, you can give them all the support in the world have family begging them to get better, at the end of the day 95% of them won't give a shit because people like that are animals, they just wanna get high or do whatever it is they wanna do. And nobody's gonna cheer someone like that on or be by their side if they're forced to be there, they'll just resent them. >no, my father has a tracker on my phone that sends him real time updates, i can't just leave whenever i want, nor can i leave my phone at home to bypass this since he calls to check up on me several times a dayJfc, this is what happens when you grow up sheltered with control freak parents, you never interact with actual people and learn how they work and just live in an idealistic fantasy land
>>34491874>he paid for the phone and the phone billSo? That doesn't give him the right to track your whereabouts 24/7. Get some self respect.
>>34491864Yeah, but he keeps making them. I also have Fenty underwear on, so butterfly effect and all that.
>>34491859https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BiAwpYIkRmU
What places do women frequent on the internet in terms of social enviroments? I'm getting the "I only have male friends and I wanna talk to women" quarterly phase
>>34491859There are entire movies that the small female brain can't understand.
>>34491886ok homer
>>34491885I honestly have no idea I spend most of my time online watching YouTube videos and most of my social interaction is here
why the fuck are shoes $100+
>>34491885a lot of the tumblr crowd moved to substack and blueskya lot use reddit too, but most subreddits specifically for women are largely occupied by trannies, so you're probably better off looking for subreddits for specific interests that biological women like.
>>34491886>>34491875Kek, and this is my grandma's favorite
>>34491890Shop smarter nigga
>>34491890Because people will pay that much.
>>34491894Help a brotha out
>>34491867That’s not abusive. Maybe a little helicopter parentish but yeah if I had a daughter that spent a lot of time alone I’m keeping tabs on her.>In 2009 Brittanee Drexel was on spring break at Myrtle Beach when she went missing on her way back to her hotel>She was kidnapped, raped, and strangled by Raymond Moody>Her remains were not found until 2022And I can cite a ton of other examples.
>>34491890You could try making your own but it would probably cost you way more than $100.You can get cheaper shoes they'll just look like shit after 3 hours and fall apart after 3 months.
>>34491892>subreddits for specific interests that biological women like.nta but any example?
>>34491892>but most subreddits specifically for women are largely occupied by tranniesSure is /r/ActualLesbians and /r/GirlGamers in here!
>>34491877theres also no guarantee that the other person will drag them down, you are inherently demonizing the situation.>>34491879im clearly talking about the situation where the ppl do accept help, i guess addicts were a bad example since the situation im talking about, the people arent dealing with any addiction but rather feelings of agoraphobia or fear that are much easier to break through to and also cause far less selfish behaviors. >Jfc, this is what happens when you grow up sheltered with control freak parents, you never interact with actual people and learn how they work and just live in an idealistic fantasy landyou dont know what sheltered means, im naturally introvert so even if i did go out more, it wouldnt be include any socializing, i'd be in the same place i am now.>>34491881if you think i havent tried to reason with him on this you are heavily mistaken.
>>34491890Stop being poor. You can buy a nice pair of shoes that will easily last you 4 years for like $150. If $25/year for an essential item is expensive, you should die
>>34491890nigga this tells me nothing of your gender?High quality working boots and fashionable high heels go for about the same price
>>34491896Thrift stores and off price stores are where I get mineIf you don't buy shoes often (ie if you're a man) you should be able to take the hit of 2 or 3 hundred bucks anyways
>>34491859
>>34491890Oh, you've got no idea. My Red Wings were over $300.
>>34491908He found the portal to Gensokyo?
>>34491897Based and CaresForHisDaughter-pilled
>>34491904>High quality working boots>$100ishNo fucking way>>34491909>Red Wings were over $300.Yeah that tracks
>>34491885Hm. If apps and video games don’t count then nowhere. This place is my exception
>>34491901But is she wrong?
>>34491902>there's also no guarantee that the other person will drag them down, you are inherently demonizing the situationI'm demonizing it because it sounds like hell to anyone who's experienced a relationship with someone they decided they didn't want to be with. The odds of liking the arranged marriage partner enough that having them around is a bonus and not a drag is just so low. Having someone else around is exciting at first but as you get used to each other if it's a bad fit you just start getting annoyed at literally everything they do and the way they do it. It only sounds like a good idea to you because you don't know any better basically.
>>34491909Irish Setter Wingshooters are like 230 and I can highly recommend.
>>34491902Most of the people who "accept help" don't commit to it anyway. I'm not demonizing it you're looking through it through rose tinted glasses, forcing people to be with people they don't want is an objectively terrible thing I don't know how you don't understand that. If I was forced to marry bluevalkyrie and they just said "welp she's yours now learn to love her and fix her" I would blow my head off at the soonest opportunity
>>34491886Love this movie. What part of this do we not understand?
bluevalkyrie type shorthttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/EF_MRxOQhs8
>>34491892lmao I did say social but thread-based social media sites are somehow incredibly asocial; I am looking for friends and those places arent exactly made for that kind of interactions
>>34491897Everyone knows phones can track people so wouldn't a kidnapper just ditch the phone?
>>34491920The idea of having an intervention to make Val have sex she doesn’t want to is hilarious to me.
>>34491902>if you think i havent tried to reason with him on this you are heavily mistaken.You don't need to reason with him it's your phone, just turn the app off.
>>34491852No
Since we're talking shoesHas anybody tried barefoot shoes from companies other than xero shoes? The shape of the toes on the xeros isn't right like it would be wide enough if the taper didn't start so low and squish my pinky toe.
>>34491926The average criminal is retarded
i'm still convinced bluevalkyrie is a larping crypto millionaire
>>34491935highly doubt.
>>34490287M or FEven if you know you're not gonna marry them, would you still be in a relationship with someone if you like them enough?
>>34491935Somehow that would be sadder than being an obese coalburning hick.
>>34491937MNo. I’m too old to be doing that. I want to start raising some kids before my thirties are over.
Are we in an invest in crypto cycle or invest in stocks cycle
>>34491937MDepends entirely on why I'm not going to marry them.
>>34491917> It only sounds like a good idea to you because you don't know any better basically.yet again, this is all hypothetical, so technically you share the same standpoint or lack there of with not having any personal experience to speak on this. im not betting on my theory of such arrangement *always* ending better than worse (for both parties) being true, especially since a stable person could handle some instability for a short period while an unstable person would benefit greatly from that extra help. im simply saying its a possibility while youre outright denying that such a thing could happen. why is this upsetting you so much?>>34491920well thats just you, im sure theres others that would be happy to simply have a partner at all. your feelings are not universal.
>>34491937duhhh. its not about 'marriage' it's about the connection two souls have
>>34491937M. I'm going to say yes but I think that's just the loneliness talking.
>>34491931thank you
>>34491941invest into private equity
>>34491923Something about the way she puts all of the toppings in the center makes me want to get violent.
What is the male equivalent to this type of woman?
>>34491937FIf I've decided that I can't see myself with someone long term then I don't see any point in continuing for the short term. It's just going to hurt more the longer you let it go on.
>>34490287M or FHow /fit/ are you?
>>34491937MI'll never had a girlfriend
>>34491951DUDE i just LOVE the hustle and bustle of the big city, it’s so DYNAMIC and makes me feel like i’m in one of my favourite TV SHOWS. you should totally come on down to my studio apartment, it’s got EXPOSED RED BRICK walls and 50 square feet! we can crack open a nice hoppy ipa or three and get crazy watching some cartoons on adult swim! and dude, dude, DUDE, we have GOTTA go down to the barcade- listen here, right, it’s a BAR where us ADULTS who do ADULTING can go DRINK. BUT!!!! it’s also an ARCADE like when we were kids, so we can play awesome VIDEO GAMES, without dumb kids bothering us. speaking of which megan and i have finally decided to tie the knot- literally -we’re both getting snipped tomorrow at the hospital, that way we can save money to spent more on ourselves and our FURBABIES. i’m fuckin JACKED man, i’m gonna SLAM this craft beer and pop open another one!!!
>>34491951>What is the male equivalent to this type of woman?The guy you cropped out
>>34491937>Even if you know you're not gonna marry themMfuck no, I don't have time to be goofing around. There's more to life than wasting time hoping a girl will magically change for (You)
>>34491923Looking at this woman's other shorts to see what her deal is. She constantly highlights the fact that she's doing things alone, though I don't get the impression that she's lonely. I assume these videos are meant to appeal to lonely people though.
>>34491930except its not my phone when its entirely paid for by him, and the one time i tried simply turning the app off it notified him immediately and he was pissed, he's one of those parents who think any form of rebellion is some extreme form of disrespect towards him.
>>34491956Kek
>>34491926That’s actually a fairly recent development but no. Most killers are actually really fucking stupid.>The Kelsey Smith Act is legislation that requires wireless providers to disclose cell phone location data to law enforcement during emergencies involving an imminent risk of death or serious physical harm, without requiring a warrant>Kelsey Smith an 18-year-old from Overland Park, Kansas, who was abducted from a Target store on June 2, 2007, and murdered; her body was found four days later after her phone’s location data was finally released by the carrier.She was buying a gift for her friends graduation party, was hit in the head with a pipe by Edwin “Jack” Hall, forced into her car, kidnapped, raped, sodomized, and strangled to death with her own belt. Her father was a cop and a helicopter parent. They alerted the police to her disappearance within 30 minutes of her abduction. The cell phone company would not give them the location despite the phone being the legal property of her parents. Though the bill has been adopted in 30 states congress has failed to pass it into federal law.
>>34491951here ya go
>>34491932I've tried the Vibram ones for both running and weightlifting. I didn't like the running ones, but the weightlifting ones were better than standard weightlifting shoes.
>>34491937Why buy the cow when you get the milk for free
>>34491944>im simply saying its a possibility while youre outright denying that such a thing could happen. why is this upsetting you so much?I'm saying it's a much less likely possibility than both parties resenting each other. Your idea is stupid and unrealistic and you should feel bad about it.
>>34491944>theres others that would be happy to simply have a partner at all.There are people who idealize relationships so much that they believe this delusion yes, when they're in the moment it changes. Why are you acting like the lower quality partner in this is just a poor socially anxious thing that needs help, more often than not if someone's chronically alone they're that way for good reason, because nobody can stand them. Their partner would be the victim in this scenario, why would someone better be happy about being paired with someone worse against their will, why would they want to help someone they want nothing to do with? Think outside of your own little bubble please. Your naivete and inexperience is frightening.
>>34491937FNo. If I know the relationship won’t progress then it’s over. I refuse to settle and I am single heh
>>34491960Well either stand up to him or don't. Even if he is tracking you why does that mean you can't go anywhere? If he knows exactly where you are what reason does he have to be mad about you going out?
>>34491951https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iptUNUFdyas
FREE YO MIND AND YO ASS WILL FOLLOW
>>34491953FVery
>>34491970MSame and I’ve been single for years B)
>>34491953I'd bang her daughter to the moon and back
>>34491937I’ve done that. Not every relationship needs to be about marriage. Sometimes it’s just a fling. Probably a minority opinion here but I think a few of those are healthy when you’re younger.
>>34491953FVery. I’m a dancer and I train 6 days a week.
>>34491964Do Americans really wear jeans indoors
>>34491979What kind of dance?
>>34491966The toe separation didn't feel weird to you? What didn't you like about the running ones? I'm nervous to try those I have very bulbous big toes like I wore through a pair of vans as a teenager. I just want a wide toe box and not to be standing on more than half an inch of foam and rubber you know? I want to be able to fold the shoe.
>>34491980euroniggas be like>welcome to my commieblock apartment, please take off your shoes and pants before proceeding
>>34491980No, we stop at the door and take them off outside.
>>34491971>stand up to himnot that kind of guy, > Even if he is tracking you why does that mean you can't go anywhere? Ibecause he doesn’t approve of certain places and doesn't see why i need to go out in the first place. i would have to inform him before leaving the whys and whens for any outing, minus family events.
>>34491980Do you change into your pajamas the moment you get home or something?
>>34491986How old are you?
>>34491986You're a grown ass woman bruh not a child
>>34491988nearly 22
>>34491983When lifting, it actually felt better and more secure. Running, there just wasn't enough cushion. It metaphorically hurt my time and literally hurt my feet.
>>34491957Nah that guy is just some passive npc he's nothing like her
>>34491953MEhem >>34491423Hope that answered your question
>>34491986>not that kind of guy,You mean you're not that kind of guy or he isn't? I don't know your age or gender, regardless of gender if you're an adult it's ridiculous to live like this even if you're still living at home.>because he doesn’t approve of certain placesLike what?
>>34491987Not my pyjamas but something more comfortable and clean. I'm not bringing all that outside shit all over my bed and chairs and couch
>>34491990You’re too old to be putting up with that.
>>34491968i dont feel bad because if i was on the other side i'd want to help others,is it just a lack of perspective that is making you feel this bitter and negative towards this all?>>34491969you are yet again A) making one side inherently worse than average and B) the other side far more selfish than average. you as biased.
>>34491976We’ll be fine, probably
>>34491859https://youtu.be/8KRzqPxR5zs?si=0QzZcIGsougwHcJf
>>34491991>wasn't enough cushionOh ok this won't be a problem for me I'm actively looking for basically no cushion just protection from sharp objects. These are for hiking not asphalt and concrete.I'm going to have to research dimensions.Damn it Google says people who find the vibrams too tight should try xeros. Which are the ones I think are too tight. Fucking mutant toes. Thank you though.
>>34492000Three of same number means it’s true. I did actually find someone I like recently
>>34491981Whatever they need. Mostly choreography.
>>34491859>movie scenes women will never understand?here it ishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zYL-XylC74
>>34491840>>34491847https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88LIHX_EbpE
>>34491996Why are you sitting in your bed unless you're going to bed anyway.Do you also wipe down your phone every time you come inside?And what are you touching that's so disgusting? Is your car really that gross? I'm not going to change when I get home because the air from inside the grocery store got on my clothes.
*slathering femanon in honey mustard*
>>34491989im m not f>>34491995I meant he isnt that type of guy, his way or the high way.>Like what?literally anything, especially if its late out, idk where i'd even go anyways, i wanted to get a part time job last summer but it turned into him having an issue with me having an unstable schedule since i could get called into work whenever or have to work a closing shift.
Why is this the case?
>>34491996Do you hose down your house guests?
Funny how three women said they do exercise meanwhile I fight in order to stay awake the whole day lolHow I can cope I am ugly and I'll die alone? Someone told me to become the ''wise unc'' and at the moment I am just looking for insects data and looking for tips to make my dogs happier
Where did all those nice lonely, single femanons go?
>>34492010Women bond over similar experiences and men bond over similar interests?
>>34491998>making one side inherently worse than averageThat's literally what you proposed. Pairing losers with good people against their will so that they're forced to fix them. >the other side far more selfish than averageBecause with people like that, they usually are. I don't know how you don't understand this or if you're just wilfully ignoring it, but people like that are like that for a reason. I'm just saying what's most likely to happen, you're going off of wishful thinking. You want to have someone successful who loves you unconditionally and fixes you, that's not what happens in real life. You're profoundly immature.
>>34492014BV ate them.
>>34492009>I meant he isnt that type of guy, his way or the high way.He can't stop you from leaving the house. What is he going to do?
>>34492007I've seen people shit on the trains you're not psyopping me>>34492012that's an exception
>>34492014I stole one.
I CAN FEEL ME CUMMING IN YOUR HAIR TONIGHTOH LAAAAWWWD
>>34492016>Because with people like that, they usually are. no i was referring to the other side, with you saying theyd end up resenting them and how despite being in such a better standing and obviously able to lend a hand, would somehow end up just hating the other personi might not be spot on with everything but acting like someone would just outright reject easily providing basic and FREE support for a person is simply telling of you as a person, not people in general.
>>34492009Point still stands, you're a grown ass man
>>34492012He probably has plastic on all the furniture like my grandmother used to>>34492022Oh there's your problem you ride the train. Don't do that. Don't live in cities they're dirty.
>>34492009>im m not fYou should kill yourself. This is pathetic.
>>34492021>What is he going to do?leave a formal eviction notice for me to come home to, and eventual homelessness
>>34492022Do you sit in the train poop?
>>34492024https://youtu.be/HH9MQmMtilU?si=cjtZjh6BuedEsybP
>>34492025>no i was referring to the other sideYeah if you're forced to be with a miserable unattractive person you don't wanna be with, why would you wanna help them? Why wouldn't you resent them? They could be out looking for someone they actually want but no, they're stuck with this project they don't want and they're supposed to be grateful because they have the opportunity to help them? Absolutely disgusting mentality, nobody should be forced to help you. You're asking for a slave.
State gender.You are immediately transformed into the body of Julius Caesar in the year 49 BC. Knowing what you know about history with your current level of knowledge, do you cross the Rubicon?
Got approached at the bar 5 minutes ago ;)Too bad she isn't my type and she aint that hot but she was nice
>>34492035MYes, it was the only way to save Rome.
>>34492029OK move out and get a job.
>>34492035>Knowing what you know about historySo nothing? Yeah Rome is falling
>>34492035FThe small amount of knowledge I think I'm retaining and not making up makes me feel like I have no choice but to say yes?
>>34492043more or less yeahits funny that the saying is related to irreversible decisions, because by the time he actually "crossed the rubicon" he really didn't have much of a choice
>>34492034how much reaching does someone have to do to hear someone simply talk about the hypothetical of someone (willingly) lending some support that they can certainly afford to do so (yet again, all by choice) to someone who would benefit greatly from it (and be extremely appreciative of it) and only see the negatives in it. do you believe all relationships are 100% transactional or something? although even in this case it would still apply since the partner would get payment back in the form of a more improved stable partner.
>>34492026>>34492028thanks for the useless comments>>34492040a million times easier said than done, especially in the current year, no ones hiring and even if they are, nothing is affordable.
This is literally me and idk how to fix it
>>34492050>(willingly)You literally said it should be an "arranged marriage" nothing willing about that>someone who would benefit greatly from it (and be extremely appreciative of it) Most of the people in their scenario would not be like you describe>do you believe all relationships are 100% transactional or something? No, I believe that people shouldn't be forced into relationships they don't want. Grow the fuck up man this is insanely childish and immature, everyone's telling you you're retarded and you should've grown out of this when you stopped being a teenager.
>>34492055Damn why do you hate yourself?
>>34492053Then keep being miserable doing the same shit forever, I guess?You need to at least get a job if you aren’t willing to move out. If you show your dad that you’re responsible enough to hold down a job, he might breathe down your neck a bit less.
>>34492053there's nothing else to say. You're a faggot and you need to grow some balls and stand up to your father and stop acting like a fucking child. >no ones hiringyou haven't even applied to anything I'm willing to bet
If women dated ugly men, I'd have a girlfriend.
>>34492053>no one is hiringIt took me 3 months to land a shitty job but I did it.You're not even trying you're fantasizing about being handed a mommy who will fix it for you dude.
>>34492060>you haven't even applied to anything I'm willing to bet100%, they always say this shit.
>>34492053If you don't have a job what do you even do? Doesn't your dad want you to get a job?
I have never been to Applebee's
>>34492070Just hope you never do
>>34492055I could be unlovable for you
>>34492053>a million times easier said than done,So is everything else in life. Talk is cheap, and not everything worth doing is easy. Man up and start looking for a job.
>>34492070I had Jollibee a decade before it got "popular"
Getting Popeyes :D
>>34492055based madonna/whore femanon
>>34492070Good. Keep it up.
stick a pineapple up your ass and pretend you're hawaiian
>>34491937>>34492073I would prefer to share a life with someone.. sleep in the same bed etc. I've tried being this and it hurts. Plus.. youre anon so its completely invalid.
>>34492080Get video of any fights that break out.
>>34492085Tranny vibes from this poster
>>34492057youre so hell bent on forgetting its a hypothetical, its impossible to talk with you, why is your theories with zero proof inherently better and more truthful than mine? we are both biased here. >>34492059he wants me to focus on my education first, he doesn’t require me to pay for any of the bills or any rent so i dont need a job. >>34492067i do online college courses, im currently in my third year. >>34492064you are not me, i have zero work experience, i dont have a reliable means of transportation, i dont even have a bank account open yet, my social skills are shit too.
I came so hard I started crying againThen I walked to my bed, laid down, and the orgasm resumed.I skipped a day of jerking off and this is what happens. How do other men go days without doing this on the regular?
This is not me >>34492085>>34492087lol thanks anon, I was crying and you made me laugh. That’s prob a tranny indeed
>>34492089genuine ick.
>>34491977>her daughterwhich one?
>>34492088>i dont even have a bank account open yet,What? I had a bank account at 13. Are you paying for everything with cash from your parents?
>>34492092It's not like I was sobbing or anything gay like that my eyes watered upjesus you faggots have to be so mean
>>34492088>zero work experienceI hadn't had a "real" job since 2016 >reliable means of transportationMy feet. The job is a mile from my apartment. You don't have to tell them what the reliable transportation IS just that you have it.>bank accountYou can do that in 20 minutes, less>Social skills are shitOkay and? I assure you Domino's doesn't care
>>34492088It's a stupid and unrealistic hypothetical that you shouldn't unironically believe in. What I'm saying is how it'll actually go down, by your own admission you have basically zero autonomy or life experience, you don't talk to people you don't even go to college physically your entire way of interacting with the world is through the internet, you have no idea how the world works, you have no idea what you're talking about or how people work.
>>34492096It brings me peace knowing that your existence is your own punishment.
>>34492096NTA but it’s not the crying part that’s icky if you know what I mean
>>34492094Nigga...
Every bitch I’ve slept with starfishes, how fix
>>34492096We just really didn’t need to hear about any of that
>>34492103Grow a bigger dick
>>34492088ngl dude it sounds like it's completely over for you. 22 years old and less developed than a 14yo. Your parents failed you, and you them. RIP
>>34492103Find a mid looking one with people pleasing tendencies
>>34492103What are you like, and what were they like?
>>34492109They looked like Amy Schumer, and I look like Brad Pitt
>>34492106Fun fact: ducks grow a new dick each mating season, and they grow a bigger dick if there's more competition.
>>34492095i dont have to pay for anything, i dont really buy anything to begin with, utilities and bills are paid for by my father >>34492097> The job is a mile from my apartment. so lets just hope whatever job that i can get is just as close, very wishful thinking>Okay and? I assure you Domino's doesn't carenot when these jobs require a face to face interview beforehand, they are far more likely to pick the candidate that seems more applicable for customer service. >>34492098exactly, so some support and guidance is what a person like me needs, nothing i am owed nor have i ever acted like it was, my main point was only ever about how if accessible, it would do good, i am not to blame because you misconstrued my words.
>>34492111I’m sure.
>>34492109I’m an edgy loser who thinks deep and they’re blonde bimbos with fat tits who like the way I can resonate with them emotionally
>>34492088Please tell me you aren't studying comp sci...
>>34492113What do you do when class isn't in session?
>>34492113>not when these jobs require a face to face interview beforehand, they are far more likely to pick the candidate that seems more applicable for customer service.Anon dominos hires retarded borderline illiterate drug addictsYou need to quit finding excuses or you’re going to sit up one day in your thirties and realize you’ve wasted your life
>>34492088its crazy reading the responses to this because im even more fucked than he is lol
>>34492103I have no clue what that means
>>34492115Are either of you in decent shape? Are you fat?
>>34492113You're a child dude, you have the mind and life of a child, you need to grow the fuck up instead of wishing for mommy to come from the heavens and fix you
Femanons, why don't (You) see polyamory as a benefit to women? Or at least open relationships?
I live off of fish and tatertots.
>>34492107nah, if you end up like this at 22 it's 100% on the parents, that is legitimately neglectful levels of poor development, something deeply seriously and fundamentally wrong with the way you raise your kid has to be occurring for that to ever happen
>>34492122A woman lying motionless in bed with her legs spread during sex = a starfish
>>34492127Get some fiber supplements and this is probably fine desu...
>moids complain about women being attracted to serial killers, which is blatantly false>moids, based on rigorous studies and statistics, are more likely to be attracted to mentally ill women and bpdemons
>>34492116im not a moron no, im a psychology major >>34492117i take summer courses as well, if you mean holiday breaks though then mostly video games>>34492119i will be upfront that i may procrastinate my job findings a bit but i also think its a disservice to pretend like it hasn't been a terrible time for literally anyone trying to find a job this past year.
>>34492132I can fix them
>>34492132Crazy people are interesting and magnetic
>>34492113>i dont have to pay for anything, i dont really buy anything to begin with, utilities and bills are paid for by my fatherI'm unemployed and live with my mom, but I still have my own money and she's not tracking my movements. You're an adult.
>>34492123I’m in ok shape, don’t do gym but I’m skinny Huge tits usually = fat, they’re not obese but they aren’t firm
>>34492136>unemployed>have my own moneyokay so your mom gives you an allowance, how does this put you at a better standing than me?
>>34492133>im not a moron no, im a psychology major...no comment.You're 22 and go to school year round to the point where you can't have a job and you're only in your third academic year?
>>34492137>fatThere’s your answer. I almost just lead in with that because I knew it had to be the case
>>34492103skill issue, ultimately
>>34492140Yes but also no, like they aren’t fat but they will be in 10 yearsIdk, you’re right, need more diversity
>>34492139i said im almost 22 not that i am 22, so im still only 21, which is literally the most common age to be at for being in your third year.
>>34492133>i also think its a disservice to pretend like it hasn't been a terrible time for literally anyone trying to find a job this past year.Respectfully, you were a teenager two years ago and don’t know shit about fuck. You could get a job in the service industry in a month if you actually tried
>>34492142Mine? How fix
>>34492138I have an inheritance from other relatives, but not having to explain your purchases is a big deal. Also I have been employed in the past.
>>34492144>the most common age to be at for being in your third year.For people who don't take classes during the summer and who usually have a job at the same time. Are you taking remedial classes in the summer or something?
>old friends from hs reaching out for some reasonWHAT THE FUCK DO I SAY
>>34492151Say hi nigga
>>34492151"Hi, how have you been?"
>>34492132Women (on average) find dark tetrad traits attractive.We like BPDemons at first because it seems like they actually love us.
>>34492152>>34492155Is it bad that I kinda am fine with not reconnecting with them? And it's not they're fault, they're g ood people, but I'd rather just not talk to them anymore? Does that make any sense.I'm so tempted to be avoidant and ghost but I feel obligated to say hi.
>>34492157their* oh my god kill me now just strike me fro mthe heavens with a thunderbolt right now
>>34492145i have social anxiety and yet again, ZERO work experience, its not from lack of trying thats not landing me a job, the job market is a mess.>>34492148youre just luckier than me then, no point in trying to act superior >>34492150most likely due to me switching my major, from compsci to business to premed then to psych, ive taken a few classes that have been a waste which i guess is what's stunted my progress slightly.
>>34492157thats normal, thats how people feel that have nothing to show for he years that have gone by
>>34492132the reason men are drawn to those women is extremely simple: they're horny as fuck and seductive. Stop being an asexual starfish.
OK this guy is baiting at this point.
>>34492157When was the last time you talked to them?Also how many have reached out?
>>34492159You're not male are you
>>34492164He is. It's pathetic.
>>34492162He's created the character of "Most pathetic man who ever lived"
Women irl love me because I'm tall, dark (pale skin tho), and handsome
>>34492168are you using atoga to try to manifest again?
>>34492162a lot of people in these threads specifically are really, really desperate for (you)s
>>34492168Enjoy the pussy, chad
>>3449216199% of women are horny, you moids are just stupid
>>34492163two of them. the last time I saw them was 4 years ago I think? i just haven't thought of them and i figured they had moved on and i kinda want them to move on and forget about me idk i just feel weird about it all. and they both had so many friends so i'm surprised that they even remember me. idk i just want to not have to think about this but i don't think it's right to just ignore ppls messages when nothing bad actually happened
>>34492175not sure how old you are, but i'm in my 30s and people at this age really suck at making friends. it's way easier to reestablish a friendship than make a new one.
>>34492175I'd respond back and just make a little small talk. The conversation will probably fizzle out naturally.
>>34492113>just hopeWhy do you think it took me so long? I didn't just hope I only applied to things I could walk to. >more likely to pick the candidate that seems more applicable for customer service. You're a guy you don't have to worry about that. They'll stick you in the back no problem. It's honestly worse when you're female, your social skills are decent, and you're moderately cute so they try to gaslight you like "surely you would rather do customer service than wash dishes" and I have to just be like "I applied to wash dishes didn't I" If they think you can do it they'll try to make you you're better off being obviously socially inept.
>>34492172He fucking sucks at getting pussy though all the women he hits on ghost him
How do I find girls to chat with?I don't know what to talk about, just that I need to talk to girls.
>>34492179are you F?
>>34492125What would I actually gain?Feels like the only thing would be a higher risk of contracting an std.
>>34492183Well they're not quite girls but you're in the right place
need girlfailure gf
>my attentionwhoring thread reaches 100 repliesGod, I love male attention
>>34492173>99% of women are horny,but not for 99% of men, the key difference
>>34492189>only 100
>>34492189hey
>>34492184Yes. And I think it's worth noting that for the job I ended up getting the interviewer was a woman around my own age. Male and older female interviewers don't seem nearly as receptive to me. If my autistic as fuck brother can make it through an interview and actually get the job surely you can.
>34492193Now I hope anon is 100% genuine and not baiting.
>>34492189What are you, gay?
>>34492177yeah that's true. >>34492178hopefully it goes nowhere
>>34492132>women being attracted to serial killers, which is blatantly false>blatantly falsehuh?
gendersyou ever been with someone who was sincerely a genuine sweetheart and a wonderful person but just 1 thing they couldn't quite do for you just made it unbearable to be with them and you had to break it off?
>>34492189I wish I could still get this feeling but any satisfaction/validation I got from male attention especially online died in my late 20s. Like it's hard to feel good about yourself when the guy complimenting you would fuck a warmed container of guacamole he's so desperate and his standards are so low.
>>34492200i'm scared that's going to be me if i ever get into relationship
>>34492200FNo
>>34492200i dated this kinda frumpy girl in college who was basically an angel in human form but no matter how hard i forced myself i could not get over how unattractive she was to me personally, so after a while I just told her I needed some time to study on my own and think about my life and during that period i just stopped responding to her texts felt kinda rough but what can you do
>break up with ex>post-break up talk we kind of get in an argument>I said some things I regret>like a year passes>write a handwritten letter saying that I was sorry for what I said and I just wanted to talk>forgot to say that I didn't want to get back together or put my return address on the envelopeThe return address is whatever, but I forgot to add that I didn't want to get back together because I felt it was implied, but I should have made it more clear. She never responded. No text or nothing and I just feel like an idiot. It was a bad impulse to send the letter and I wish I hadn't. Did she think I was trying to get back together with her? None of the language I used implied that, and I made sure of it.
I go bananas for tan asian women
>>34492210Guarantee you she forgot in a day
>>34492210She probably was annoyed you had to remind her of how shitty you were for no reason other than to alleviate your guilt.
>>34492210Why would she want to respond regardless of if it was clear or not? Her last interaction with you was shitty and she hasn't had to talk to you for a year.
>>34492210I think it's worth considering whether or not this person wants to even be reminded of you or if they want to move on. You have to juggle both peoples feelings in these situations imo and think about exactly why you're apologizing. I feel that if you're just trying to not feel guilty anymore you can sometimes just disregard the other person's feelings and it's pretty selfish.For your sake I think it's probably a good thing you apologized, but you'll never know how she feels about this, so I say you should move on and learn from your mistakes.I eat ass.
>>34492213You're black aren't you?
>>34492215She said some shitty things before I said my shitty things.
>>34492223It goes both ways. Nobody needs to be reminded of how shitty either of you were, literally no point. Just move on and leave her alone.
Sometimes my body will just grow a single strand of body hair on random places and it'd be very long too.
>>34492228yoink
>>34492228I just got one of those on my leg Had it on my chest Tok
>>34492208That was your practice gf. I ghosted my practice gfs as well when I got tired of them. It's no big deal.
>>34492228I had a really thick hair growing out of my right ear recently and when I yoinked it out it started bleeding.
>>34492228Usually mine grow out of moles but I do have some weird dark ones near my nipples and one on my face that don't come from moles.
>>34492236: (
>>34492205just dont be hideously ugly or whatever and you're fine
>>34492236I can't imagine fucking with my ears like this
Would you guys rather die alone or have a physically abusive partner?
>>34492243Alone you fuckass niggas
>>34492243>physically abusive partner?This would give me an erection.
>>34492243ALONE jesus christ dude, no fucking contest
>>34492243Alone. Jeez.
>>34492243>or have a physically abusive partnerThis is better than being alone.
>is anyone in a relationship that they feel like their lives would fall apart, or lose meaning of they lost that person Currently in the death throes of my third relationship When I was an incel I used to be terrified of dying alone and the absence of meaningful connection in my life. As I got older I realized that often relationships take more from my life than they've put in and I feel like each consecutive one I get into I lose another piece of myself. When my first ended I was beside myself for 2.5 years. Now, I don't really feel much of anything.
>>34492224I want to move on, but her words are fucking burned into my head and it sucks. The letter was almost 2 years ago. Her words were over 2 years ago.>>34492221Yeah, I should have considered them. But I felt terrible about what I said and I do think it hurt them too.
geez you guys make me feel crazy
>>34492243Die alone, because we're all inevitably alone anyway.
>>34492185More love, more dates, more sex, more orgasms, more gifts, more confidants. And you're not tied to a single man, thus you have more control of your life
>>34492189Post your thread, babe.
>>34492257That's because you got together with a stranger. True love relationships are ones where you both grew up together.
I banged a moid yesterday
>>34492243what if he/she doesn’t hurt you enough to make you bleed but just bruise a little bit?
>>34492264Nah, wrong
>>34492267What moid
>>34492277White moid from tinder. Also I had a free dinner
>>34492279So a hookup
Dudes, should I get the steam controller?
>>34492280I guess
>>34492287How old are both of you? Was he competent at sex?
>>34492279>free dinnerHe paid for it because you gave him sex. Prostitutes often charge more.
>>34492287Hoe
>>34492285is it worth the numbersnumbersnbersbrrpboopchachingdingdingdingwinnerwinnerthedowntowntrainiscominginthrweminutesid rather just use keyboard and mouse or a playstation controller
>>34492289I'm 25, idk about him. And yes, he was competent even though I didn't coom>>34492290No, he paid for it because he HOPED I'd give him sex>>34492293Yeah why
>>34492296When are you gonna finish your hoe phase and settle down with a nice lucky stable man
>>34492243had a physically abusing gf. was much bigger than her ofc but was terrified of her hurting herself or lying to police or her using some sort of weapon against me if i ever hit back, so it just kinda escalatedsometimes she'd totally flip if she'd been drinking a lot and get into these utterly hysterical bouts of crying where she'd come home and beg me to forgive her for whatever had happened that week, and i'd have to sit on the couch with her to calm her back downtl;dr just be alone even if you aren't in immediate danger it will drive you insane
should i buy the flamethrower or the shotgun
>>34492296>No, he paid for it because he HOPED I'd give him sexWhich you did because he knows it works.>hmm do i pay 100-200 bucks for an escort or 50 bucks on dinner for a Tinder slut
>>34492296>he was competent>didn't coomdamn woman sexo seems lame asf
>>34492296What made you decide to bang him?
>>34492301Flamethrower nigga are you kidding
As a moid should I
>>34492307I was bored and he was entertaining>>34492303true>>34492302You know that I could just eat the dinner and walk away and never contact him anymore if I wanted>>34492297I still haven't met a nice lucky stable man
>>34492310No. Straight to jail.
>>34492311>I was bored and he was entertainingTired and true "just make a girl laugh and she'll fuck you" that 4chan doesn't get
i missed my ho phase its so over
>people are entertaining enjtdire
serious question, why is being a "size queen" such a scandalous tabboomen literally write encyclopedias about boobs and thighs and hair colors they like i dont get it, seriously explain it
Moids, is the statement "if he liked you he would have done something about it" true in your experience
>>34492319No, and absolutely anyone spouting this nonsense is either a narcissistic retard, or deliberately trying to fuck you over.
>>34492319naur
>>34492319In general yes, judge people's actions over their words every time
>>34492319>all the retarded moids on this site talking about how they like someone but are too shy and socially inept to do anything about it
>>34492325This but postironically.
https://youtu.be/8vxap8J4XakYOOOOOOOOOOOOO, ONE OF US!
>>34492317Normally women are supposed to deny having the "meat market" mentality. Also it's a real shock to guys when they find out they aren't even close to women's ideal when it comes to looks, height, dick size, etc.
>>34492325I'm being gaslit by shy and socially inept moids
>>34492327I too want to walk away into the ice, never to be seen again
>>34492329NTA but you should only acquaint with extroverted and socially proficient moids at all times.
>>34492328but why dick size SPECIFICALLY i meanbecause even if its scrutinized, its well accepted that girls like tall guys, full heads of hair etc. but liking big dicks is some sort of hideous taboo it just is treated as some freaky thing
>>34492328I’m basically half the size of any woman’s ideal anything. t. gnome
>>34492325Yes, that's the type of man that spends time on 4chan, Lance Corporal Obvious of the 2nd Self-Evident Brigade
>>34492317this shithole is literally men arguing that women only them big while women call them stupid incels day in and day out
>>34492332they are thinking it means you peruse men based on dick size and will fuck them just for dick size
>>34492336yes because anonymous internet sites are the only place where you can still call a spade a spade, women just dont like being accused of the same shallow behavior they confine to the realm of men so they lash out and deny it
>>34492331Not to say that this isn't good advice but I have trouble dealing with extroverted people's energy. I need to improve my tolerance probably
Is sex scary?
>>34492339Introverted shy men's lack of energy, tact, assertiveness, and the fact that every interaction with them is awkward is way more troublesome.
>>34492342probably some fat bitch with saggy tits and burnt ends typing this shit up too, good lord you are full of yourself
>>34492344and its pretty obvious there's not much going in her head, to boot
>>34492261Sounds like a lot more work.I get enough sex and orgasms from the one, and prefer having a single close confidant. Not going to say I wouldn't like more gifts though. It has no appeal for me I'm an introvert.
>>34492319Kinda? I've known a few girls I regret not pursuing in hindsight. Usually because I was pining for someone unavailable.
>>34492261>More love,>more orgasms, >more confidantsahahahahahahahahaahhaahahahahaha
>>34492319It's a retarded way of thinking for both genders.
>>34492319Some of us are too shy for that.
>>34492317Because it makes men insecure, which makes men throw hissyfits, which makes women reticent to speak about their preferences, which is how a taboo develops.
>>34492319not necessarily but if he liked you and did nothing about it, nothing of value was lost anyways, so it makes no difference
>>34492243I will die alone.
Wahoo! It's a me a Zelda the boy hero!
I love slightly overweight women
>>34492363I too was in the fat girl thread.Praise fat girls.
>>34492055Humans are so fucked up.
>>34492243a girl cant be physically abusive towards me
>>34492243Aline, no one fucks with my peace
Men and women should wear see through clothing because we really need to stop fetishising genitalia
>>34492363She'd be perfect if she was taller, like 6'
>>34492370No
>>34492344>>34492348I'm actually just trying my new feminist advice giver impression, or what you'd call the empowered female modern dater's attempt to treat people equitably.
>>34492363I keep getting distracted by her short neck
>>34492370ew no
>>34492332>girls like tall guys, full heads of hair etc.Men are constantly crashing out over those things too, at least on /adv/.>but liking big dicks is some sort of hideous taboo it just is treated as some freaky thingIs it really?
>>34491964This is such a disgusting picture.
>>34492376her head is tilting down
>>34492332Because those men's biggest achievement is being able to please a woman and they worry a lot about their penises being unable to do that.
Would you say once a woman stars in a porno, she's forever tainted?For example, would her status as a current/ex pornstar prohibit her from cosplaying as underage characters? Would their status inherently make their cosplay "icky"
A mans greatest achievement is winning a battle against another army War is so cool and fun
>>34492344It's literally true though, trying to be close to a shy awkward person is excruciatingly difficult t. shy awkward person
>>34491819The last film I watched was Ballerina. It sucked. I hated it.The last good film I remember watching was Ford v Ferrari.
>>34490298Women, I'm sorry for horny posting. I'll try and be better.
>>34492370>stop fetishising genitaliaOh no! People are sexualizing sex organs?
>>34492386Nah her neck is rather short
>>34492370Trans?
Planning a trip to India. Which places should I visit in my first week? Will be in Mumbai
>>34491752Playing in the beta, encountering fewer players the further out into the wilderness you travelled, made for a real sense of exploration.
>>34492392Please don't. I like hornyposting. The only reason I'm not hornyposting right now is that I got fucked so much last night that just thinking about it hurts.
>>34492397No just believe this silliness needs to stop. We are born naked why not live and die naked as well
>>34492370This can only lead beginning fetishising worse things.
>hornyposting in the chans>Cripplingly scared of moids irl
>>34492404Women will ooze all over everything
>>34492407That means you're a slut.
>>34492406Thick , juicy moid thighs
>>34492407Cute.
>>34492409>>34492411The duality of men
>>34492409Not if she's never fucked anyone
>>34492406What about just wearing tunics and sandals like in ancient greece or something cover as little as possible
>>34492414for a girl like that, there's only virgin forever, and slut.
>>34492410
>>34492417Whats your sample size?
>>34492421Earth.
>>34492415>cover as little as possibleJust go to the beach in summer.
Even a virgin can be a slut. It's the thoughts not the actions.
In that case: Sluts are precious.
>>34492423When I become King and start my own nation much will change
>>34492425All women are sluts, the trick is to find the one that has you as their type.
My right ear is ringing again
Girls can't be virgins if they're over 20, how does that even happen? Just let a man you like make a move and take the lead
>>34492419Hnnnnng>>34492415Moids must now wear kilts, it's the law
>>34492406People who say that shit are already fetishists
>>34492431I'd let him but he won't
>>34492434In my view if we stop focusing on sexualising each other so much we can focus on more important stuff. Like curing ageing.
>>34492436chad strikes again.
>>34492438That's not gonna happen you just wanna look at naked people
>>34492440Really not my intention. But you know you never know what future has in hold for us. Don't be so sure.
>>34492429>the trick is to find the one that has you as their typeSurprisingly wise words for /atoga/.
>>34492439Idk every time I talk about him here y'all call him a loser and/or autistic
I dream about killing my self. Why should I want to do this? Femanon must be hypnotising me somehow. Damn you.
Indian chicks are so hot
>>34492450Noooo don't kill yourself teehee
>>34492456That is enough out of you.
>>34492447Have you tried consensually raping him
/atoga/ fencing club
/atoga/ archery and horse archery club
>>34492432>HnnnnngThat's what HE said.
>>34492424Men are sluts
>>34492470I'm too fat to be a slut.
>>34492470No we're bachelors
>go hiking>take a break on a mountain>beautiful view>can't enjoy beautiful view becsuse my mind keeps thinking of a woman I haven't talk to in two yearsWhy is my brain so fucking retarded?
>>34492474Ick, and performative.
>>34492470Much more so that women, I believe, by that metric.
>>34492407this is me but gender flipped
>>34492475>performative.That's literally all men in these threads.
>>34492468I'd take care of the horses.
>>34492483>>34492475Performative retardation?
Men do you like women who look like whores but are innocent shy virgins who can barely maintain eye contact with you?
>>34492484Then I will arrange accommodations to be prepared for you on the estate.
>>34492470Men can't be sluts, every girl I've slept with on the first date was worth dating in my mind, even if I knew they'd said no I still took my shot because I believe in true love. That's not slutty, that's being romantic
>>34492484Stop trying to fuck the horses, white woman.>>34492486>innocent shy virgins who can barely maintain eye contact with you?No, that's fucking stupid.
>>34492486maybe, but i need a "he asked for no pickles" kinda girl
>>34492486... yes
>>34492447literally me every time i ask for advice about a guy i'm into on here. there's always a few guys who go wtf how do guys like this get girls interested in them but i can't? wish i could meet them irl
>>34492486No, I'd rather they look modest in the streets.I don't need others to enjoy what is mine, that's the ingrained cuckoldry that's been spun as "masculine" by the west.
>>34492422Why is earth a woman (mother) and time a man (father)?
>>34492465Jokes aside we met at church, I constantly feel that I have to act "pure" aka completely uninterested in men and sex
>>34492489>white
>>34492496He probably feels the same, sucks to be you
I thought about buying the steam controller, but then I realized a few of those and I could buy a quest 3, and I dunno, I guess I'll buy a quest 3 instead.
>>34492483>>34492475NTA. Do you really think we can't obsess over a chick? I thought the feminist line was we actually want you too much?
>>34492496please do not fucking do this shit
>>34492496>we met at churchWell that's your own fault.
>>34492503That's not the performative part, performative anon.
>>34492494Because earth is nurturing and time is a slave driver.
>>34492467>>34492468I'm allergic to horses but these are the first almost decent ideas. I still wouldn't go but I'd be supportive.
>>34492504What am I supposed to do? I believe in chastity and all that but how can I get a man when everyone's looking and judging you all the time
Whyte wimen can never achieve this level of beauty
>>34492493My problem is it's impossible for me to look modest
>>34492510Judgey and moralistic people are the types of people who go to church, unfortunately. You kind of need to learn to not give a shit what they think.
>>34492512Wear black.
>>34492511>Muh asian beauty waifuSomeone post the jawbone pillar pic because I'm too lazy to find it
>>34492511She doesn't have them cannons.
>>34492511Girls just need bangs on their forehead
>>34492518Yes yes
>>34492504Happy Sunday, Swiss!
Why is femanon so unhappy today?On her period?
Crazy how the nerdy/"average" ones with 100% natural looks look miles cuter than the average wyte female
LMAO he bought her a clock instead of the new typewriter she has been asking for the entire episode
>>34492486This is more my type https://i.pinimg.com/736x/68/73/f4/6873f4c3d12483c493f9f12b6e3cfd4c.jpg
>>34492517Face > other body parts. Tits and asses are just fat. But there are a lot of asian girls who are stacked too
>>34492526Are you retarded?
>>34492486JBMIDYNAHAC (just be mentally ill do your nails and have a cat)
>>34492496Aren't you supposed to be interested in marrying a man?
>>34492527Herpesfemanon having her outbreak again I think
>>34492496>surround yourself with retards>be surprised when they act retardedMing bamboozled
>>34492527wdym today?
Men what is the lightest level of cheating you could tolerate?
>>34492540none
Do women watch animated porn? If so, which kind? Ugly bastards?
>>34492496I bet he violently jacks off thinking about you in his bathroom
>>34492539There is a femanon who is either not online every day or at least not as sassy about anything love-related as she is some other days.
>>34492512NTA. You don't look like a slut just because you've got some tig ol' bitties
>>34492536I am >_<>>34492538Most of them are nice tho
>>34492542no, only the ones that are spiritually male
>>34492540Having male friends
>>34492533>>34492528>>34492511Based. Mayo women age like shit and have negative IQ. They are not good partners in the long term.
>>34492395If she lost weight would her neck show more?
haha, tampax gives you dementia
>>34492496idk what kinds of churches you've been going to but all the ones i've been to feels like nothing but dating, orbiting, sex, hookups etc. when i talk to other girls and even older women there all they talk about is men and relationships. maybe you're catholic?
>>34492547>I amSo why would people at your church object?
My prideful beautiful celt gf
>>34492486FMen would much rather have a woman that's an absolute whore but looks innocent/cute in her daily life. They might talk all this nonsense about body count, but they care more about what other people think about them/their partner than they actually care about a woman's chastity.
Raw garlic goes incredibly hard with certain foods.Sometimes, when I'm eating, I'll just have cloves of it nearby and take a chomp of it occasionally, it's good mang.
>>34492553Who?
>>34492558Fuck you
>>34492557trvth nvke
>>34492560chill man
>>34492562That was a vampire
>>34492557NTA but I think men care about having a hot woman who isn't going to leave them to ride the cock c
>>34492553She looks like Suzy, aka wakanda queen https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Z1CjyJQI1E
Did these people force you to take psychological drugs and then tug on your penis while you were in a dazed and disconnected mental state?
>>34492542Sometimes if I want to watch something kind of fucked up but don't want to have to deal with the complicated feelings of wondering whether the real life actress enjoyed it or not. A lot of it is so garbage it's hard to find anything that does anything for me though.
>>34492542I prefer western animation, like hand drawn and 3D. I like some hentai like Taimanin Asagi, but I have to be in the mood for it.
>>34492557>>34492561Giving yourselves permission to be sluts, eh?
>>34492558I bet you smell so badBut you're correctHow do you feel about horseradish?
>>34492570Giving myself permission to avoid men at all costs.
>>34492567Go away, JH, you have sick thoughts, fucking gross freak.
>>34492571I can't stand horseradish unfortunately, its flavor is actually kind of nice, but the sensation is too much for me.
Women, would you love love your boyfriend if he turned into a horse and had a painful erection
>>34492572You're in an unusual thread, on an unusual website for that.
Need some help deciphering this one, ladies>Married, kids>Wife hasn't had sex with me in years>Rejection and sometimes even outrage>Literally doesn't hug or kiss me >Probably a year or more ago, I give up>Internally declare our relationship dead>Just here for the kids>Lately, she's been trying to fight with me over the "sexual pressure" I put on her>I haven't touched her below the waist in years> haven't made any type of move in over a year>Don't even discuss it because that makes her angry>Yet she keeps trying to have that argument >Yesterday, literally in tears "Anon, you won't give me peace when you know I can't give you what you want."I've accepted that my wife doesn't love me or want me, but these latest comments of hers don't make any sense to my male brain. Why is she acting like I'm hounding her when I can't even remember the last time we cuddled?
>>34492572...and yet here you are in this very thread.
>>34492576No, I'm here to remind myself why I need to stay as far away from men as possible to never risk forgetting it.
She meant physically avoid men
>>34492579Should've just dated a fat and balding guy
>>34492579Do you live alone?
>>34492502I have a steam controller in my pants. It's called my penis.
>>34492554Presbyterian, and a very small community where everyone knows each other >>34492555They don't object exactly, they just get very nosey about dating and stuff like that. A lot of people just hide their relationship until they get engaged
>>34492581Women don't physically avoid men, they have a lot of casual sex with them. With random strangers that they've just met.
Moids, why do non-western games value beauty?
>>34492577Because you frame it as her not loving you, which is retarded and makes her feel like she has to give you access to her body to prove her love. Either way, your marriage is fucked and you should just end it for the sake of everyone involved.
>>34492582She doesn't like micro penises
>>34492579Date a hot guy who doesn't have the luggage we uggoz do
>>34492586Maybe. But not the one you were talking to.
>>34492577FDelusion?
>>34492566Goddamn Han Chinese women are so hot
>>34492579Exactly. Men kind of have a tendency to, you know, rape and murder. Not sure if most of these people here have watched TV in the last forever.
>>34492577Trying to wear you down so you ask for the divorce so she doesn't have to be the bad guy. Suggest couples therapy she'll get so mad.
>>34492587Japanese women don't get as uncomfortable by it.
When your nudes were non consensually shared with everyone, did you lean into it and make it part of your identity?
>>34492577I think you are both making a lot of assumptions and you need to have a serious talk and get to the bottom of it
>>34492599I cover my laptop camera with tape
>>34492601That won't do much, you need a laptop with physical disconnects.
>>34492577M here, but this is horrifying and extremely evil of her. A wife should never deny you sex and affection. It's her duty to please you and it's what she signed up for by getting married to you.
>>34492595Are there any men in particular that are more likely to offend?
>>34492601That doesn't prevent gross men from digitally cumming on you and peeing on you through your computer screen, and using you as their personal toilet
>>34492603Too much effort
>>34492605Men with Asperger's Disease and other mental ailments that cause Incel behaviours.
>>34492606I have never in my life taken a nude photograph
>>34492588She objectively doesn't love me. If you can't stand the thought of giving your significant other a hug then you don't love them. I'm not divorcing, I have kids to raise. If she wants to fuck up their well-being she can do it herself.>>34492592Possible? I was wondering if there was some deeper reasoning here.>>34492596This might be true. I did suggest therapy last time she complained and she told me she doesn't have time for it >>34492600What assumptions?>>34492604I was always fine with "not tonight" but you'd be surprised how easily that slips to "not ever".
>>34492608Not to defend incels but that's not even true it's the ones with good social skills doing most of the raping
>>34492575I tried a smaller bad dragon with a flare and did not see the appeal.
>>34492608Kek, you know what the anon meant. And not true, they have too much anxiety to hurt females, yet you shit on them anyway instead of the actual abusers. Funny that.
>>34492610>If you can't stand the thought of giving your significant other a hug then you don't love themLol, thats like saying if you loved your siblings you would pay their rent, no matter your situation, even if you yourself are homeless. I feel sorry for her and your poor kids having to deal with you.
Men how jealous are you? What sort of things would make you jealous?
>>34492610>What assumptions?"She doesn't love me". There are tons of reasons she might have trouble with intimacy, and a lot of them can be very stupid, but it doesn't automatically mean she no longer loves you.
Girls, is he attractive? Be honest
>>34492609You should. It's pretty great. I had a boudoir shoot done and it boosted my self-esteem like 10 points.
>>34492615Not sure I understand the question
>>34492612Man, I was thinking about a handjob but you went straight into assuming that which didn't even cross my mind. That's so degenerate
>>34492614NTAYou're retarded
>>34492611This, psychopaths are experts at pretending they're normal
>>34492617>Joke answerHey, that's my doctor!>Serious answerSort of, but I know that all male porn actors are hypocritical pieces of shit.
>>34492621NTAYou're retarded
>>34492617I think the lens is fucking up his proportions, he's otherwise decent
>>34492624even when he's as bald as humpty dumpty?
>>34492619Do you get jealous easily?
You degens can actually recognise porn actors
>>34492629No
>>34492617No I'm terrified of bald men
>>34492630that was just JH
>>34492614This analogy makes no sense. I'm not sure what kind of slam dunk you thought you were writing here.>>34492616Maybe it seems like I'm reaching, but if I run down the list of "love languages" I come up empty from her. No praise, no touch, no gifts, no acts of service, no quality time. Not a lot of evidence to suggest anything else.
>>34492634JH wouldn't even talk to a bald man, no matter how tall he is.
>>34492636I didn't say she wants to date him fucking retard, she's the one recognizing him
I think I've bruised my dick from jacking off too much
Whats that skinny female actor called again with the short black hair, face like a mouse, plays manic pixie dream girl characters, slightly off face?
>>34492614>>34492616Hugs are free. Everyone with arms can give them.Love isn't just about enjoying yourself, it's about committing yourself to another person.If you can't give someone something free that you know they need then you're not in love with them.
>>34492641>>344926354/10 bait
My stomach hurts
>>34492635She married you and had your kids. You can at least talk to her and find out why she "can't give you what you want"
>>34492642I wish.
>>34492643I schleep.
They know about the rapes you have done.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5yIWJLdUsE
Johnnybros..our response?
>>34492644Who said I haven't? >"We're in the roommate phase, anon. We have kids now and this is just how relationships are.">"This is what all couples do after having children.">"Your happiness is not my responsibility."
>>34492651You can take these non-answers at face value, sure. You still haven't figured out why she "CAN'T"
>>34492615Insanely. Mostly people being better than me or having things that I want or think I deserve.
>>34492632
>>34492653She can't because she's obviously exhausted and overwhelmed.
>>34492643What you eat
>>34492653The above is all I get if I ask. I can't make her be any more transparent.
Either gender.This is the first pic of a Hinge profile. Based on your understanding of female psychology, which one of these girls does this profile belong to?
She's so slender and elegant I wanna pick her up in my arms and squeeze her
Women what should the punishment for rape be?
>>34492662brown dress
>>34492662M3
>>34492642He posts "my wife/gf won't fuck me and it's killing me but I refuse to leave her" bait in almost every thread.
>>34492663wtf
>>34492658This. Imagine marrying a moid, having his kids and taking all the burden of raising them while he's complaining about you on 4chan like a catty bitch
>>34492663This, but princess carrying her and then throw her onto the bed.
>>34492664being raped to death
>>34492664Castration
>>34492628Baldness isn't unattractive in and of itself. It just usually makes it feel like something is missing. Like seeing someone without eyebrows.>>34492630Noooope. It's just Chuck Testa.>>34492640Zooey Deschanel?>>34492664Castration
>>34492669I do more than my share of raising them. Not complaining at any rate. I just posted a question in trying to understand her angle.>>34492667Not me, sorry. I'm not usually on this board. Are you just terminally in these threads?
>>34492674lol
>>34492662F and posting other people on your dating apps is insane behaviour
>>34492674Sorrry but moids are absolutely delusional when it comes to what a "fair share" is
>>34492613>you know what the anon meant.Yes, they meant men with mental problems whose psychological issues cause them to hate and harm women.
>>34492676NTA but men are pretty much obligated to show pics of themselves with other people in a social setting to demonstrate that they're social and at least somewhat extroverted, i.e. to show that they don't have a certain red flag.
>>34492678I exclusively cook, exclusively do dishes, mow the lawn, take our kids to activities, watch the little two, do laundry, handle all bathroom cleaning, and do house maintenance. Very telling how as a man I make a post about my relationship problems and everyone's assumptions are that it's my fault.
>>34492681You know that's actually a double standard I'm willing to accept
>>34492319Yes.
>>34492683Nta but it is your fault for feeling entitled to having access to her body. The rest of your arguments or circumstances are irrelevant since this already tells me what kind of person you are and it doesn't surprise me at all that her body has shut down and doesn't want to be near you at all.
>>34492683It may not be your fault but it's your responsibility
I became a homosexual during the Obama Administration. Back then, the liberals had invented a new device, a parasite computer virus that latches on to innocent, normal people brains and zaps their nerves so that they turn into homosexuals and liberals. Ooohhh Jesus!
>>34492678>>34492683Want to add that, importantly, she thinks I do most of the work and is grateful for this.>>34492687I don't? I don't know where you get that opinion. I literally haven't tried to ask her for sex in a year. All I said even half indicative of your take here is that if you won't hug someone you don't love them and that's true. You're projecting some image here that I think she owes me sex, which is not at all the case.
>>34492684That's what I'm saying, the rules are different and harsher for men.
He'll spend hours making these circular arguments to everyone who replies to his bait.
>>34491882>I also have Fenty underwear onIs it good? What size are you? Thong review? I need thick bands or it rolls.
>>34492693You're extremely low iq, she must be mentally handicapped that she agreed on having kids with you.
>>34492687If you told this to a man in 1900, he would just slap you and tell you to shut the fuck up. A wife's duty is to please her husband. No wonder the world is so shit now after female creatures got equal rights. You don't deserve them./thread
>>34492689Nobody cares, Alex Jones. The frogs are gay. You weren't heard.
>>34492700you can't /thread a general you absolute baboon newfag retard
>>34492696I don't think this rule is harsher. Men can post a picture with their buddies no problem, it's women who have more to suffer by getting their pictures circulated on the internet for evil moids to gawk at
>>34492704Reminds me of the users I’ve seen pop up in the last five years that call threads boards
@34492704You can't reply to an already /threaded post, NEWFAG. Learn the rules.
>>34492700You are evil
>>3449261710 years younger and I'd at least consider fucking him
He has been raped by a wizard. I am disturbed by what he has become.
Lmao get a load of this newfag
Girls Why aren't you sitting on my handsome face?
>>34492705I was deliberating which of those 4 girls would make the best fuck for a good 5 minutes to myself
>>34492705Women don't need an expansive friends circle to be dateable.
>>34492662F2 if her preference is men, 3 if her preference is women
>>34492662FBrown dress
>>34492665>>34492720She wouldn't post a pic where she's mogged by every other woman, come on team
>>34492681I feel like every time I see a man have a pic where he's with a friend the friend is always the guy I'm interested in. I always want to message them for their number but I'm not THAT big of an asshole
>>34492717Yeah that what I'm talking about. No sane woman exposes her friends to random perverts.
>>34492688Expand on this. I've heard it before, but I can't say I grasp it.>>34492699It's alright. I'm lonely too. I get it.
>>34492723But brown dress is mogging others with her tits? Others are chestlets.
>>34492716*sharts in your mouth*
>>34492716I have to look at >his some more.
It's going eeeeeeee oooooeoeoeeeeeeeooooooooooo
Are dating apps embarrassing?
>>34492728Just fuck escorts like other married men. You will be more relaxed at home.
>>34492729Brown dress is ugly and fat.
>>34492730Hehe we both replied to the same post!I'm in your brain.
>>34492729Nta but you can tell her tits are a saggy floppy mess, all mass and no shape
>>34492733insanely so, if I'd find out someone I know uses them, I lose all respect for them
>>34492723Are we looking at the same picture? She's doing the mogging and has the most relaxed smile. It can't be either of the end girls because their faces are bad they would never post those photos themselves. It could be 3 like >>34492720 is saying but I lean towards 2 because 3 has bad lighting on her face
BRAAAAPPPPP
>>34492557I think all modestyfags are like thisI on the other hand, want an exhibitionist gf who dresses in outrageously skimpy clothing in public, while having the lowest bodycount possible
>>34492733No
>>34492728It's your relationship, fix it or at least stop shaming your wife by bitching about her to strangers>>34492735Disgusting evil scrotes
Men do you like high maintenance women? Looks-wise.
>>34492733Yes
>>34492736Not really. She would be fun in bed compared to other planks.>>34492738That's still better than having nothing like the chestlets next to her. I can still get a handful with the brown dress but I know I would be disappointed if I wouldn't even need to hold her tits simply because they're too small
>>34492748NoI like my women like I like my cars
>>34492752unaffordable to you?
What do you call a woman who is hairy and fat?
>>34492743At least change your color to yellow if you're going to be a shitter.
>>34492754A fairy
>>34492733FYes. I've used them and I've matched with men I thought were attractive but couldn't bring myself to message them because I found everything so cringe. I'll just be alone I guess
>>34492744>I on the other hand, want an exhibitionist gf who dresses in outrageously skimpy clothing in public, while having the lowest bodycount possibleThose still have high body counts
>>34492750I'd squeeze em the hog has nothing on them but this tirade is kinda funny, did a chestlet steal your man
>>34492733Yes until you meet someone who is normal
Moids if your ideal woman was a car which car would she be
>>34492750>low value man + slampigname a more iconic duo
How do you manage daily sex after having kids together?
>>34492759No, I actually dated an anorexic girl and I knew she didn't have tits, but I was still disappointed each time I took off her bra. I know what I need.
>>34492746Where did I bitch? I'm allowed to lay out the circumstances of my own situation. You are the one assigning negative status to her choices. I have indicated its negative impact on me only. I am unsure how to fix something outside the domain of my control yet within my obligation.
>>344927651/10 bait
>>34492761Mom's minivan.
>>34492765By having enough money for a sitter and a hotel or having involved grandparents they visit.
>>34492753Understated reliable and makes me feel good when I'm inside >>34492761My car because I love it
>>34492765Get CPS to take them.
>>34492748Nobody cares if they do because they jerk off to porn anyway.
>>34492775Do you have kids or something?
>34492768poo poo pee pee diarrhea
>>34492761Suzuki JimnyShortstacked, cute yet capable and adventurous
>>34492767If she didn’t have tits why did she wear a bra
>>34492777Not anymore!
>>34492783Nigga why are you cosplaying?
I had a guy comment on me never wearing a bra, is that disappointing for him? A dig at me?
>>34492787Means you're a hoe. Why don't you wear bras.
>>34492787Grope
>>34492768Moids like you are the worst. Pathetic, duplicitous whiners who like to pretend they're some sort of benevolent martyr
>>34492788I’m not a hoe I just don’t need them
It's today. It is today.
>>34492787because its not common for women to not wear brasso he asks out of curiosity
>>34492662It could be 3 if 2 wasn't in this pic, but a woman like 3 would never let herself get mogged like this on a profile pic.
>>34492787He feels decentered because you don't need him to look at your tits. Jokes on him, I look at my own boobs for myself and not for dudes.
>>34492768Nta I don’t blame you but you went from wanting an explanation to answering anons who are operating as if you want a solution, I think it was clear you’re willing to ride it out until the kids move out but still
>>34492793I’m a man.
>>34492791Oh right I think I remember. Maybe you should so you don't seem weird.
>>34492795You post them for attention.
>>34492756>>34492756Today I learned I am fairy type. Just a little chonk.
>>34492787He means that you are asking for it.
God the things I'll do when I get my hands on her
>>34492801I entertain you on my own whim.
>>34492797iz dis u?
>>34492800Remember what
>>34492792Sunday is the day of breast, correct.
She's a slave for male attention
>>34492790K. I hope you find love someday. >>34492796Thanks for actually reading my comments.
Moids, do you really identify with this guy? He looks like an incel.
Atoga, I lost 2 pounds this week, are you proud of me
>>34492815Cute twink
>>34492814I hope i don't waste it like you
>>34492813And I’m out. See you tonight anons
>>34492816Yes
>>34492810Nevermind. What's the downside to wearing one I don't get it, is it uncomfortable?
>>34492816I also took a big dump this morning
>>34492816good job anon
A lust for life
>>34492813Me af
>>34492822Yea
>>34492828at least make an effort to try and contain your thirst for black cock.
>>34492815I'm more rude to women whenever I've been in anything customer facing. They always try to get freebies and they always, always half-ass it.
>>34492814Nta, what even was your question
>>34492815Kind of but those aren't my main concerns when thinking about potential foid gfs. I guess he's saying that it would be too much effort to be with a cute woman because of how high maintenance they tend to be
Dear foids, what is your favorite artstyle/genre of drawings? I have no female friends to ask this question or talk about art ;w;picrel is mine
>>34492830What about a bralette or a camisole or something don't chicks have a million things for this
>>34492828Incels keep going for top 1% women, they are absolutely evil to any other woman
>>34492837i am attracted to your handwriting and want to make you cum really hard
Men of /atoga/,In what states are you registered as a sex offender?
She mad
>>3449284150
>>34492841MI'm a licensed sex defender. I can practice in all states.
>>34492840I need you to know that I actually write in cursive most of the time and do it worse than most doctors
>>34492826Keeps us alive
>>34492837oil painting, folk art and schizo drawings
>>34492837I'm really into Yoshitaka Amano lately
>>34492837>;w;Gay
>>34492841The state of mind.
>>34492842Mad as in crazy mad or angry mad>Inb4 both
>>34492841finally some good fucking questions
I wanna surprise her with sweets
>>34492837Abstract realism
Men describe what cumming feels like to you
>>34492851Based, his stuff outside FF is fantastic and wish it got more attention>>34492852I do get called a gay cat fairy alot despite being straighter than a baseball bat
>>34492860I blow my load over the status quo, here we go
ZAMN
>>34492860A huge stress relief, like I lose a couple of pounds
Does anyone here wish they got isekai'd into being an 18 year old East German man in 1978?
>>34492859huehuehue
>>34492716I don’t know you
>>34492860Razors blades pissing out my piss hole.
>>34490324like when you rub lotion into your skin
>>34492748>Looks-wise.I always find myself wondering what she looks like without the makeup and those weird looking lips.
>>34492869Absolutely not
>>34492860Real answer like a pleasant tickling down your dong while your gooch pulses and your brain gets blasted with endorphins and dopamine and shit for a few seconds
>>34492851Yoshitaka Amano and CLAMP gave me body image issues. I wanted to be super tall and skinny like the guys they draw, but instead I look like Michael Talbott during the peak of his acting career.
>>34492662Is it the tit-mogging one?
Moids! Fucking explain yourselves here! Why do you all suck and are shit that she has literally never even met one good guy, not even as a friend!
>>34492878wtf is a gooch
>>34492815Lol I almost thought that was tobey because it was a car vlog.
>>34492681NTA. But not in the first picture. That's still insane.
>>34492860It feels like Reddit, you know?
>>34492883Good guys dont know how to approach and dont wanna be creepsBad guys dont care
>>34492883I did not do shit
>>34492884Perineum It helps shoot the loads of something idk
>>34492869No, wtf? That would be horrible.
>>34492891what?
I wanna uuuh huh I should get going soon
If a women who is a friend tells me she shaved her pussy whenever she travels and then we talk about going to conventions together she wants to smash right? I'm asking because she always sends mixed signals.
>>34492895das so hot,,,
>>34492888>Good guys dont know how to approach and dont wanna be creepsWhenever those guys express this concern openly they get accused of being entitled "nice guys" and incels, given the equivalent speech of "an anxious mind is a guilty mind" and "if you have nothing to hide you have nothing to fear", weird ass mind control Stasi logic.
>>34492893The spot on the underside of the pelvis between the balls and ass.
>>34492883I have good male family members and good male friends. I still think most men are disappointing and not marriage material
>>34492815Can't be bothered to watch this to know what this is all about. His face and hair looks better than the average to me.I identify with him in the sense that I'm also a hoodie guy.
>>34492878>a pleasant tickling down your dongI've had that before from a urinary tract infection.
>>34492883I have many female friends. We are close and take care of each other. If every guy you meet sucks the problem is you.
>>34492900how does it shoot the loads
>>34492818Nice one. Hope it makes you feel good.>>34492834See >>34492577She's changed behaviors lately and I don't get it.
How does atoga deal with damp crotch balls and asscrack after shower? I hate that feeling when putting on clothes so I have to wait to fully dry
>>34492905Its a muscle it contracts really suddenly a few times. I think it's kind of like milking one of those yogurt tubes
>>34492883Every fucking time
>>34492907paper cosmetic towels and blow dryer
>>34492867It makes me sad when I see the male orgasm described like that. >>34492878Is it only in your dong/gooch? Is any other part of your body involved, like your abs twitch or your toes curl or something?
You niggas are sticking blow dryers at your cracks? Just use the towel
>>34492883>34>Piercings up the ass (likely literally)Such a wonder why quality men avoid her.
>>34492911>It makes me sadwhy?
>>34492912ew
>>34492906Idk, to me it sounds like she wants at least on a subconscious level to work things out with you but you have already checked out
men have such cute feet.
>>34492897HVAC at my work was out a few weeks back. Female coworker thar i banter with came by to chat and told me out of the blue that her pussy was extremely sweaty, uncomfortably so. That she keeps a bit of a bush and that it was all matted against her panties. She was like I'm just keeping it real with you and thought you should know before walking away. I had no idea how to even respond to something like this? I was speechless, no idea what to even say. We are like good work acquaintances, but we aren't close enough for her to say such a thing. So yeah women are fucking performative and I don't have time to spend trying to guess intentions like this.
>>34492911In terms of sensations thats basically it but I guess abs and ass also flex up. I also tend to grip tighter and bite sometimes.
>>34492918Thanks for sharing, sis.I'm keeping them.
>>34492736>>34492750Number 4 is the wildest in bed, you can see it in her eyes.
>>34492918I have had multiple girlfriends tell me they love my feet because they are so soft and nicely shaped. I've honestly never known what to do with a compliment like that other than just say ok.
Bought this for $300. Thoughts?
>>34492921i wish more men posted feet :(
>>34492924Japanese Funko pops but somehow even more cringe
>>34492924I appreciate the craftsmanship but I question your financial choices
>>34492922Number 4 does have crazy eyes. You just know all 3 holes are open for business at all hours. But she is also the type of girl that will stand in your bedroom in the dark and watch you sleep.
Dear FoidWill you be my friend?
>>34492698>Is it good? Yeah, for the price. Not too good as activewear due to the tendency for pilling, both the cotton and lace.>What size are you? Usually small or medium. I can get away with smaller sizes for thongs but have to buy bigger if I want the cheeks to not immediately shoot up my crack. >Thong review?Really good, especially the lace. Very comfortable, but would highly recommend hand washing and hang drying over a dryer due to the pilling. Same with modal.>>34492744Based>>34492761NAM but an Acura Legend.>Made in the 90's>Asian reliability>European appearance>Underrated performance>Large rear end>Simple, but luxurious>>34492816Good job. Keep it up.>>34492883>never had a good male figure in my life>them piercingsYeah, it tracks. I guarantee she seeks awful men out due to an absentee or abusive father. She needs therapy, not body mods.>>34492907I dry off with a towel and then air dry. Just walk around naked.
>>34492923we want to rub and kiss your feet
Bro went from a middle aged midwest construction worker to a pretty boy slayer emo chad. It's not too late to reclaim your lost youth, /atoga/. $75,000 is but a small price to pay.
>>34492924Thats some insane level of money wasting.
>>34492662MI will say 1, I think she's proud of that smile and she got the best lighting.
>>34492934holy shit, instead of just losing some weight he turned into a botched ran through druggie gay faggot past his prime
>>34492860It's a surge that slowly builds from the base to the tip. When the wavefront hits about 70% up the involuntary muscle contractions around the pelvis begin (the ones that "pump" cum). When the surge hits the tip, the orgasm starts properly and it's like a tightening of a muscle.It's been a while since I actually came properly so I've forgotten the moment to moment. But it's like a huge weight is lifted. Your pelvis feels significantly emptier afterwards.
>>34492934GrossHe's like that 40 year old guy that keeps saying he looks 17. He's the only one who says it.
>>34492936And this is why as a gender we fucking lose. Like every time. You can't even clock the manipulation.
>>34492934That actually is pretty funny
>>34492926It's a Chinese figure. She's from a animated show called Ling cage
>>34492932>Not too good as activewear due to the tendency for pilling, both the cotton and lace.Damn. Guess I'll have to stick to synthetics. Just one good cotton thong with nice wide bands seems too much to ask for.
>>34492883What even happened here? I didn't even do anything! I'm literally just minding my own business, playing Stardew Valley and taking care of my animals and crops.
>>34492924>when men have uniform fetishes they have to see underneath
>>34492943I really don't care where your vinyl trinkets come from dude
>>34492944I like Calvin Klein. Of course, I'm probably a lot smaller than you, so the band is never an issue.
>>34492941Is it 2 then? I thought you wouldn't even post it if it was 2
>>34492934Omg I’ve seen burn victims with better outcome than this.
>>34492919>Female coworker thar i banter with came by to chat and told me out of the blue that her pussy was extremely sweaty, uncomfortably so. That she keeps a bit of a bush and that it was all matted against her panties. She was like I'm just keeping it real with you and thought you should know before walking awayHow is this not a massive HR violation and sexual harrassment?
>>34492925Men can and should post feet. Especially if they take care of them.
I've posted my foot before. I think only bv replied. Never doing that again.
>>34492931Nope. Don’t ask again haha
>>34492949Of course it is 2 kek. It's wild that anyone would think it was any of the others.
>>34492935Is it really a waste of money if it brings them joy? You are very closed minded.
>>34492883Women if I developed an app that restricted your social media access during your periods do you think we could finally start healing as a species?
>>34492948>I like Calvin Klein.I HATE that tacky brand on the band aesthetic SO MUCH. I can't explain why. Looking at you too Michael Kors.Bombastic side eye.
Should websites like rule34xxx be blacklisted in European countries?
>>34492914To describe an orgasm as a stress relief sounds a bit disappointing. I see people here describe orgasms for men as an itch that was scratched, like something you just had to do and get over. For me they're like earth shattering and I experience all sorts of things during itAlso personally orgasms don't cure horniness at all. Orgasms just make me hornier and even when I have to stop due to physical exhaustion I am just horny for the rest of the day. I also heard you guys don't have that after glow feeling that lasts all day? Or you feel a lot more confident/happy/motivated to do things and socialize after cumming. Idk if some of the way it gets described here is like, a male thing or just you guys being depressed.
>>34492955Yeh. It's obvious the others have boyfriends.
>>34492952I feel weird about it because I do take care of my feet but society makes it so it's not masculine to care about such things. I like to go get a real manicure and pedicure every month or so because it is very relaxing and actually helps with my stress levels, and I'm always the only guy in there.
>>34492959Why would you blacklist that, whatt's wrong with it?
>>34492924Why the ineffective titty armor
>>34492954
>>34492963it's a porn website
>>34492959I think the human species would be better off without porn, yes
>>34492907Drip dry in the nude.
>>34492967What am I supposed to jerk off to
>>34492970You aren't. They want you to be as miserable as them.
>>34492960Nta but yeah it's nothing mind blowing, like you really need to pee and then have a super fat piss. Sometimes I'm a little sad it's over though and I'm still kinda horny.
>>34492960It depends, because even more men all orgasms are not equal. The best kind are slowly drawn out, it's like a good feeling of pressure building, like a massage that doesn't hurt and feels just really good on your body. For me the buildup and the drawing it out is actually more pleasurable than the release itself, I try to chase that feeling as long as possible, even if it is just a few extra seconds. When that is happening my whole body tingles and then like it's not just my penis but I get spasms in like my feet and all over.
>>34492970You are supposed to have healthy relationships with real humans
>>34492883Fucking saved. This is one of the best crashouts I've seen in a while. I'm trying to imagine what actually triggered this.
>>34492976What if I'm too ugly and unlovable for that
To think that women deluded themselves to believing that they not only can orgasm, but that it has drug-like effects.
>>34492980>T. Never made a bitch tap out
>>34492960>Orgasms just make me hornier and even when I have to stop due to physical exhaustion I am just horny for the rest of the dayIf this is the case, why are there so few female gooners?
mp4 samefag
This Southside Chicago, nigga!
>>34492962>society makes it so it's not masculine to care about such thingsWell society needs to get the fuck over gay ass patriarchy bullshit. Men with well taken care of feet, even if they pay a woman to do it should be mucho masculine. Fuck the haters with ugly gnarly feet in their feet poverty.
>>34492974I was never able to do the actual HFO, but for me the Isabella Valentine jackpot audio was a game changer because it taught me to focus and slow things down, and it led to me to masturbate in a way where my orgasm was more of a whole body tantric experience rather than just getting a nut and cumming.
>>34492985Masculinity is an "is", it cannot be redefined
>>34492978You're not
>>34492956It's a bad way to use money. Or would you say it's well invested money when evil rich people buy little babies to rape and eat just because it brings them joy?
M Here, How do I stop letting my autism prevent me from enjoying sex? Foreplay goes well but once the clothes come off my senses go into overload with the smells textures of body fluids hair wet skin touching etc It gets bad enough that I lose my erection and can’t even stay hard enough for intercourse. Should I unironically try CBD or weed to get my body to chill out before sex?
>>34492939Oh thank you that's a really good explanation>It's a surge that slowly builds from the base to the tip.Like your dick is a loading bar? Do you actually feel the cum coming out throughout the whole length of dick? >Your pelvis feels significantly emptier afterwards.That's really interesting. I never knew that. Do your balls feel emptier? Also, do balls feel different when the man is horny? Like do the balls feel heavier? ARE they heavier?
>>34492919>tfw no female coworker friend complaining about her sweaty pussy matting against her panties
>>34492990You get less horny when it gets all raw and bodily?
>>34492989>It's a bad way to use moneyAnything that you buy and brings you joy isn't a waste of money. Your poorfag ass also assumes that he is as poor as you> Or would you say it's well invested money when evil rich people buy little babies to rape and eat just because it brings them joy?I have no idea what you're trying to say nor why you even brought this up. Are you a schizo?
>>34492982>there are so few female gooners???
I must warn you. If you choose to become a Catholic, your children will be anally raped by priests
>>34492995nta but did he fucking stutter?
>>34492917By trying to reactivate the discussion or something?
>>34492987Screw the rules.
>>34492994I'm saying wether or not something brings someone joy isn't a good indicator of wether it's a good use of money or not since there's weird people that get joy from all sorts of bullshit.
>>34492988Femanon please you don't know what I look like. If I didn't have porn to mind my own business with I'd be hitting on some poor girl trying to get her number and making her uncomfortable. You don't want that do you.
>>34492932>I dry off with a towel and then air dry. Just walk around naked.highly based, my future gf behaves like this
>>34492990It takes time. My wife and I were together for about 5 months before we even started to get physical. And then another 3 months before we actually had sex. You need time and a patient partner to help guide you and desensitize yourself. Xanax helps, but I really wouldn't recommend it.
>>34492999I usually say this before I commit to a very bad idea and learn why that rule is there
>>34492966It's not with real people.
>>34492998Yeah, I think so
>>34492991Sorta, more like a pipe unclogging and pushing the clog forward. I don't think it's the cum itself though, it's just a pressure, since the cum comes a few seconds after the surge.Balls, not so much, or my nerves are not sensitive enough to notice. It's the whole pelvis, because a lot of blood has been flowing into it for however long you've had an erection and the brain has signaled that it can drain now. That's my pseudoscientific explanation anyway.
>>34492987>>34493004Advance the social narrative. Men should dress for female gaze. Dressing well is not gay anymore. If moids don't care for their feet or clothes they need a dick in their ass.
>think about sex all the time>love thinking about boobs and butts and naked women, they're my safe retreat from the world>find the idea of actually having sex terrifyingHow does someone end up like this, and how do they fix it?
Women grade men on a curve using rigorous academic criteria, but they grade themselves solely based on effort level alone.
>>34493010Very weird fetish with this gay stuff
>>34493012Explain why, it'll make it easier to diagnose.
>>34493010These are the words of a morbidly obese woman who looks like this btw
>>34493005Maybe someone should draw your mom getting piped by black men and post it there. The drawn version isn't real anyway, right?
>>34493013[Insert meme of Patrick Star nailing a plank to his forehead here]
>>34493007That's an interesting take. Places it on a spectrum between what that other anon said about trying to get me to initiate a divorce.I guess either way she's trying to gauge my feelings about her, maybe.
>>34492761>What I want?Toyota Sequoia. Capable, reliable, comfortable for the whole family, big back end for fun activities. She’s the mexican torta single mom with a good job you can count on to get the kids to baseball practice and cook up everything you and the boys catch on the camping trip while she enjoys some box wine by the fire with her sister. At night? You can do whatever. She can handle it and is 100% down.>What I don’t wantJeep Compass. Shit fuck CVT transmission makes every minor change of pace a pain in the ass. Very little trunk space for no back door fun. Awful wiring issues leading to high maintenance costs. Basically a rebadged bastardized Fiat Panda. She’s the BPD hyper anxious art hoe from Seattle that tells you she’s into the outdoors because she’s Wiccan and commutes with her house plants. She changed her basic Stacy name to something more “European” to sound sophisticated. The simple act of ordering door dash somehow takes 45 minutes because she can never decide on anything. About once every six months she’s going back to the hospital because she’s fucking nuts. Your sexual experience is marked by about five minutes of actual performance before she starts phoning it in and you’re left doing all the work with two handfuls of a bony ass.
>>34493019THE HOG
>>34493017To be honest I've already psychoanalyzed this problem myself and I'm just looking to talk about it for fun
>>34493013The women just wanted to be nice and based their ranking entirely on how extroverted/socially dominant they were.
Moids?
>>34492993Yeah that’s what’s happening now, boobs are fine but when the pussy comes out that’s when it all starts to breakdown for me and I can’t even stay hard after thatThe only thing that works right now is go immediately from foreplay when I’m still hard right into intercourse and stay hard enough to enjoy it unless my brain shuts down
>>34493013They should replicate the video but women shouldn't listen to what the other women score them
>>34493019Has this ever been verified? I see it posted all the time.
>>34493025I see.While I'm not terrified of sex, my track record of providing absolute trash penetrative sex to my ex has made me disillusioned with it.
>>34493022What are your feelings about her?
>>34493031Yes
>>34493003I’m glad you could work into it with her. I’ve had gfs that were understanding about it in the beginning but grew to be impatient wondering when I’ll be able to have sex normally. I’m in my 30s now and this has been happening since my20s so the odds of a woman who will still work with me on this at this age may be slim unless she too has her own sexualIssues
>>34492815A lot honestly. I’ve dated women that were probably more attractive than me and in my experience the hotter they are the more boring and high maintenance they are. Give me a 6 with a fat ass and a sense of humor over a 10 with a hyper specific daily schedule any day of the week.
I need to find a woman who likes lolishota so we can masturbate together to it
As a guy I wear a t shirt under my dress shirts and sweaters so I don't sweat on em. Do girls do a similar thing
>>34493038KYS pedofag
>>34493003no wonder she cheated on you
>>34492838What’s the point of that
>>34493033I've never had sex at all tbqh
>>34493040Settle down
>>34493020Is that what you're searching for on the green website?
Either genderDo you ever feel like the stakes are always too high when you are interested in someone and that prevents you from approaching them
>>34493019never fails to make me kek.
>>34492960It can be similar to that too but most of the time it is just something you need to get over with. Like if I jerk off like 3 times in a row on cooldown the next orgams will be harder to achieve and usually give a more lasting feel good feeling like you are describing
>>34493047Nah. Thats newfag shit in dating. Eventually you figure out shits going to work out or it isn’t and the anxiety goes away.
>>34493019Predictable.
>>34493047FMy fear about approaching someone is that he would likely say yes. I never understood when people said they liked someone so much they just had to let them know. The whole point is to avoid being in an actual relationship with them right?
>>34493047>Never in a space where it's acceptable to approach someone>Women have told me my entire life to never under any circumstances approach a woman in public
>>34493041Not nice
>>34493047>stakes are always too highMlol, what stakes? Either you get together or you don't. The only stakes are wasting time in a relationship that won't go anywhere if you're on the clock wanting kids and you just need to learn to discern who is and isn't a good partner.
>>34493019BV has reproduced, you may clown on her but her bloodline will live on
>>34493034>The goodShe's the mother of my children, intelligent, aligned with me goal wise, and financially responsible. Very good mom. The best.>The badHer rejection of me is pretty much the most painful thing I've ever gone through.I love her as a mother and I just wish she brought that same energy as a spouse.
Either gender, how would you rate this girl out of 10?
>>34493040We are an LGBT+ friendly thread. I don't see you keeping the same energy with the lesbians posting here.
>>34493020Well I'm white so if my mom was hooking up with black guys she was cucking them, so... I guess good for her? I mean black guys not reproducing is a huge win for everyone including them,
>>34493061é dentro / 10
>>34493061M3/10
Women, how would you feel if your boyfriend called your boobs/butt "cute"?
>>34493059>BV has reproducedTrillions of bacteria, viruses, insects, and parasites reproduce every day, anon.
I dislike lesbians. Bi chicks are fine. Lesbians though, barf.
>34493060grok diarrhea poo
>>34493070I want a bi gf honestly
>>34493061M. Holy moly those are some disappointing tits. I'm sure she's mid if normal weight but the fat just makes >>34493066 correct.
>>34492787Depends on what exactly he said. I want braless gf personally
>>34493042So that it doesn't look like you're not wearing a bra? Wtf was the context behind his comment anyway what were you talking about, who is he to you.
>>34493047MToo old to relate, but if I were a young man I would never cold approach for fear of getting me too'd.
>>34493061I'm having a hard time going over 3/10. She is just on the edge of morbidly obese (assuming not lying about height), her face is not great, her ass is flabby, like her tits are probably her best quality but their just large not really shapely.
Within the hour, they say!
>>34493061Why do women delude themselves like this? Just because you get fucked by some men with this body doesn’t mean you’re not a landwhale. Desperate men fuck anything
>>34493061M0/10I do not like fatties
>>34493019and just like that she is shoo'd from the thread
>People are replying to TikTock bait again
>>34493061I am not capable of physical attraction to this woman. Those hips and that ass are a nightmare.
>>34493047FI don’t approach
>>34493082I'm taking dump. Give me a minute.
>>34493070Why are they always so mean about it? I was friends with a lesbian once and most of her lesbian friends would tell me repeatedly that I should be disgusted to be male.I've never met a gay man who bragged endlessly about how much he hated women.
>>34493061F2
>>34493084he samefags
>>34493088Fatso never leaves an opportunity to speak about her vile bowel movements
>>34493060Ok I hear you. If that's how you feel you should give her a chance to sort herself out. I don't know how she can do that or what the end result will be though.
>>34493061I don't understand, who is trying to say she is not overweight? Are they trying to claim she has muscle mass and that is why she isn't overweight?
>>34493089Most of them become lesbians after getting diddled lol
>motivational videos for women YASSS QUEEN ZLAYY YOURE PERFECT THE WAY YOU ARE ANYONE WHO SAYS OTHERWISE IS AN INCEL CHUD>motivational videos for menYOURE A FUCKING FILTHY WASTE OF SPACE NO ONE LOVES YOU EITHER BECOME THE BEST VERSION OF YOURSELF OR KYSWhy this?
>>34493098The problem is only one of these actually works and the other keeps you weak and retarded.If feminism wasn't disingenuous, it would be telling women the same things as men's motivational stuff.
>>34493098Crazy how incels will be so quick to point out how different men are to women and then turn around and act surprised when men and women are treated differently
>>34493027We are building the Chinese Canada of Tomorrow!
>>34493082>>34493088It's kinda sad I have more of a life than you guys but I'm here all the time.
>>34493098Women's dating issues are usually that they settle for shitty guys who treat them poorly while men's dating issues are usually that they don't put enough effort in
>>34493100It makes sense when you realize the only way men can get confidence boosts are by shitting on women and simultaneously treating them as both inferior and having the power to completely control their lives.
>>34493099The motivational caricature aimed at men doesn't really work either. Eventually they start to believe it and stop trying.
>>34493061She's wearing a sports bra and tight leggings and the fat still is shining through like a beacon. Imagine what she looks like in normal clothes.
>>34493061Decent face, BMI just under the obese range, some nice clothes would make her a solid 6
I love when my pee smells like coffee
>>34493106If you typed this out sincerely you need to tied to a post and flogged
>>34493110?????
>>34493111Oh my, looks like I hit a nerve.
>>34493057Yeah I do feel I'm on the clock and if things don't work out I may never meet someone new if things don't work out. Plus I'm not very attractive and I'm not an easy person to be around, it feels as if I mess it up I'm permanently screwed
>>34493098>>34493100>>34493106>>34493105Stop polluting the fucking thread you waste of space
>>34493110>tfw after the threesome my bf used the toilet and it smelled like fish
>>34493119Dayum bitch wash your crotch
>>34493089Ngl the only gay man I've associated with was pathologically unable to be around women or relate to them. And that's considering how bad moids are at this in the first place
>>34493069>lmao the genetic dead ends bragging will never not be funny
>>34493122Literally me
>>34493123how many baby daddies you got again, fatso?
>>34493095Not sure how she can progress there from where we are. I'm not sure how to engage in an accusatory discussion to a positive either. I've probably been coming across as dense now that I think of it. My responses to date have been just saying I don't know what she's talking about and exiting the discussion.
>>34493122Eh, men are way better at relating to women than the reverse, that's just a harsh fact of life.
>wipe armpits with shirt>Comes out covered in some kind of powderYeah I think I should shower
>>34493125I don't have any. Lol. No man, no cry.
>>34493061M>Face3. She’s got that weird look to it like that autistic girl that played Lyanna Mormont in Game of Thrones. The hair is good though.>Body3.75. Pretty typical box bodied single mom aesthetic. Appropriate for someone in their 30s. There’s some boobs and butt to play with but her waistline fails to highlight either of these very average traits.>Personality2. This reads as super insecure about herself and she’s highlighting her best trait pretending it’s her worst trait and looking smug as fuck about it which is both nonsensical and annoying. This honestly reads as the type of needy shit women post for other women to hype them up which tells me this person has low self esteem. In summation this bitch is a total headache.>Overall grade2.91. She’d be fuckable if she stopped needing to convince herself she is fuckable. Right now dating her is like buying a used Kia with a blown transmission. You can probably get a good deal on it but you’re going to have to put the work in to make it comfortable as a daily driver and frankly with a hard ceiling of “average” why the fuck would anyone bother?
>>34493118Thanks for motivating me
>>34493127ntaNo they're not, and you're laughably delusional for thinking otherwise.
>>34493129so you just spurted out your kid thru parthenogenesis did you?
>>34490295>State gender.Male >When was the last time you smoke weed?It's been a minute.I think I puffed a little when my wife started to get back into it now that it's legal.A few years before that I got really stoned one night with her.About a decade before that, I used to occasionally partake at university.I tend to fall into my own head and see the world in metaphor. It's not a bad time but not what others seem to experience.Plus when I get really stoned, I violate temporal physics and that's always a little odd.
>>34493122>>34493124Really? All the gay men I've ever known have been the "bestie" variety minus one who was a very handsome master classical pianist and far right wing political activist. Definite wold card, but he didn't hate women though that I know of.
>>34493135her baby daddy is in prison and his mother has custody of the kid.
Dreamt about her
>>34493134nta but most women are walking around believing maleness is "wrong" and genuinely think the solution to all men's problems is for men to just behave like womenwomen's logical empathy is atrocious
>>34493139incredible that she and someone else tried to sell this as a win for her
>>34493136>I tend to fall into my own head and see the world in metaphor.Same Chinese prophet nigga
>>34493141>All women are woke feminists who want to destroy masculinityGet new material.
I can't stand female sports commentatorsIs this sexist?
>>34493098Also motivational videos for women that aren't about dating are more like the bottom. They're all like oh you sit around all day worrying about guys when you have no money of course no one is interested in a broke ass bitch. Worried about a guy all the time when you don't have a pot to piss in? You are a LOSER. Rich guys have every access in the world to rich women, all of them kind and beautiful and have their own life so none of them want you etc etc. You need to take care of yourself, go to the gym, lose weight, invest money into you, make more money, have friends, have your own life and hobbies etc. They're usually a lot more detailed and give better advice than the ones men make for men ime. I think I should know because I actually watch these, for both genders lol
Women think they understand men. They are constantly told that they understand men. But they don't. They make surprisingly little effort to do so.
>>34493139It sucks you can never tell what is fact or fiction because nobody here except a select few were ever in the discord
>>34493139Jeez.
>>34493145No. I don't like listening to women talk at length either. Annoying voices.
>>34493140What did you dream about?
>>34493136You dropped this, king
>>34493144>women need to be woke feminists who want to destroy masculinity in order to engage in this behaviorunfortunately for you, no, it doesn't work like this
>>34493152Nothing too crazy. Just had dinner with her, saw her smile and looked in her eyes
>>34493145In a very specific way, yes. I wouldn't worry about it.
>>34493147Women think empathy means "think and behave more like me! Listen to me and do what I want!"
Anger
>>34493147What are you talking about? I understand men perfectly fine. Being male is a terrible existence despite men being superior to women both mentally and physically, and everything bad in the world is women's fault. I completely understand how the average man thinks.>>34493154Thank you for confirming that you're a typical woke male who thinks everything is an attack on you.
>>34493138To be fair this guy was a weird case, I think he was yearning for male validation and companionship but somewhere down the road it got crosswired with romantic desire. He even expressed disgust at some homosexual acts
>>34493159For what reason
>>34493160So glad this mentally ill femoid is polluting the thread again with wasted sentences.
>>34493162Can't stop farting
>>34493127Comically untrue and deluded
>>34493147Talk to me babe, tell me everything about you. I need to shut up and listen
>>34493162I was so closeIt was so fucking close but one little thing, and boomWaited so long
>>34493165Same twin
>>34493145No they’re always dumb as fuck. They’re positioned there to cue the time limit before moving onto the next topic and give the most vanilla rehearsed takes and not sound dumb. They will never annoy me more than Booger McFarland though.>YoU gOtTa SkOrE pOyNtS tUh WiN dUh gAyMe ChRiS!Fucking retard.
>>34493166not disputing out of concern for truth, rather to protect the ego
>>34493168Be less vague. Get it off your chest to the opposite gender
>>34493039>As a guy I wear a t shirt under my dress shirtsThis is specifically what v-neck t-shirts are for.
How common are commentary-free broadcasts of sports? I find commentary in general to be pretty annoying, and I think it’s partly why I enjoy watching sports in person but couldn’t care less about them on TV.
>>34493167I can wiggle my eyes. Bet you didn't know that!
>>34493178Just mute it
I'm very sleepy :(
>>34493075Lol
>>34493182It’d be nice to still have audio from the game, though.
>>34493061The average BMI for women 18-35 in America is now about 27.9, which is overweight.
>>34493178I sometimes watch Mexican broadcasts. The super fast talking is easier to tune out and the abrupt perfect English pronunciation of names and words is always funny.
Should I report my teacher for asking if I have autism? She meant it in a kind way, but now I’m looking back at my my life and putting the dots together and I think I have autism. I would have never thought this before her.
>>34493186And the average BMI for men in America is even worse at 29.4.
>>34493126I saw your post about the "roommate phase", I think it wouldn't hurt to challenge her a bit on that. Is she really satisfied living this way? Give her some time to think on that question
>>34493190dyel?
>>34493188>tfw my former students think about me and jerk off
>>34493186Hey asshole, my BMI is under 25 and I'm not overweight. I exercise regularly and try to eat well, so stop trying to paint all women with a broad brush!
>>34493194>IT'S ALL SWOLE MEN, AMERICA HAS NEVER HAD A REPUTATION FOR BEING ONE OF THE FATTEST COUNTRIES EVERCope.
>>34493198
>>34493200>I don't even liftWe knew.
>>34493039i notice other women wear a camisole under their t shirts, i don't know if it's because of sweat though. they tell me so it's so it's not see through or so they can "take off their shirt" even though they never do that. they also tell me they never thought about not wearing the cami underneath before. i never did that because it's just wearing two shirts to me and i see them doing this in 100 degree weather too>>34493179independently of each other? or do you mean you can shake them really fast. i can do the first one but not the latter
>>34493173Anger and jealousy. I put all the work and effort in and he just gets to swoop in and take it all like that The fucking vulture. That's my fruit you know
>>34493197Thoughts on Van Halen's 1984?
>>34493203Do you have legitimate proof that the higher BMIs in American men are all from lifting? The burden of proof is on you.
>>34493205Ah. I think this says more about the fruit than the vulture tbqh
>>34493184What's so funny
>>34493061MShe has a shit figure for a plump woman 2bhThe greatest tragedy 2bh
>>34493212What
>>34493208I broke the average for men with my massive stone crushing biceps
GenderWhat time do you wake up? I can't stop sleeping in. It's too comfy
>>34493222M7:30 on weekdays, anywhere from 8:00 to 9:30 on weekends.
>>34493139>>34493142>>34493135Do you guys need help writing your fanfiction?You can just ask chatgpt
*me when you undress*Woah…
>>344932225:40 on weekdays, around 8 on weekends
>>34493230*helicopters my dick*
>>34493226>>34493231You guys are early birds...
>>34493234They are also LIARS
>>34493218What are you loling at
>>34493234I dunno about that. I’m not waking up before 6:00.
>>34493236You
>>34493235I like to give them the benefit of the doubt
Are any thin women attracted to guys who are kinda fat?
>>34493227I asked why you're such a fatass and it couldn't give a clear answer. It shouldn't be possible to be fat and disgusting as you. You have broken the machine with your sprawling rolls.
>>34492787I noticed it's a thing that men irl are bothered by big breasts. I used to think they'd just be happy to see them but they make men uncomfortable a lot of the times. Maybe he's trying to tell you that wearing a bra would be for his safety >>34493222I always get up early in the morning to admire men
Any elfs in the chat?
>>34493243there is a skinny man itt who pretends to be a woman with a fat fetish
>>34493210Vultures will always be vultures
>>34493129That means men that have impregnated you, it doesn't mean they are present and help take care of their child.
>>34493240What's so funny about me it's just a question
>>34493246FDunmer
>>34493251Yea
>>34493245>I noticed it's a thing that men irl are bothered by big breastsNta but anytime I'm around women with a big boobs I have to consciously not look at their chest and I get worried I'll creep them out if I do. My eyes just gravitate toward them on their own
>>34493246MYes
>>34493234I have to, I start work at 7
>>34493246Best we can do is a middle aged tranny who spams pics of his ex-wife.
>>34493256Based>>34493252Would
>>34493098Yeshttps://youtube.com/shorts/b1nlHF97Oks?si=8Qj4jVYslrTJGlQP
>>34493247I know, but that’s not what I asked
>>34493134Men are so much better at relating to women that the species manages to continue. If women possessed men's level of empathy they wouldn't sleep with half the guys they do.Also innumerable men write women well despite the bitching, there are like 2 female authors in history that have managed a believable male character.
>>34493254I'm just saying it's weird to ask out of the blue
>>34493263You’re weird
>>34492787Are bras good or bad for boob healthT.moid
>34493262peepee poopoo
Moids, the answers you are giving for not having time to date are just not adding up here.
>>34493262If anything women are too empathetic with men. It makes them ignore obvious behavioral issues simply because some moids at least feel bad about it
>>34493270Too busy posting on 4chan
>>34493250Stealing sperm from moids is easy.
>>34493265Wtf did I do I just want context
>>34493270Nobody would want me and my dysfunctional cock.
>>34493262>If women possessed men's level of empathyBAHAHAHAHAHAHAJAH
>>34493272That's an interesting point, I think women are often too sympathetic to men but "empathy" in the sense of modeling another person's mind and knowing it is still painfully absent. Most women will see a man doing things that demonstrate he clearly doesn't give a shit about her and then declare "he must not know any better!" like yeah Debbie your boy Roy totally didn't know he wasn't supposed to spend your paycheck on Draft Kings gift cards, you just need to educate him. It's honestly more insulting than the "moids are dumb!" shit.
>>34493270I don't want to date beca6i hate women in general and I've never been interested in one enough to make the effort
>>34493262>If women possessed men's level of empathy they wouldn't sleep with half the guys they do.Oh okay this is just a "IF YOU DON'T SLEEP WITH ME, YOU'RE NOT EMPATHETIC" bullshit. Glad you'll die alone like you deserve.
>>34493270Hoes ain't worth it.
>>34493279aren't you the fat single mom? If you ended up as a single mom in the first place a man already psychologically outplayed you.
I want to play some warhammer 3 so bad right now
Should I just barbarianmaxx, /atoga/? Never shave my hair or beard, put on a bunch of muscle, carry my sword and a jug of milk with me everywhere, catcall women, loot random stores, etc.
>>34493289Do what ya want
>>34493287He didn't outplay shit. Lmao. Also dude was trash at fartnight.
>>34493289What will your build be?
>>34493255I notice a lot of guys will stare at me in my eyes like they're trying really hard to focus on them and not look down. Their whole body freezes up and sometimes their pupils will even start shaking. Sometimes I start jumping up and down and it always works to make them look. I love having big boobs lol
>>34493294>Sometimes I start jumping up and down and it always works to make them look. I love having big boobs lolI need visual assistance
>>34493289With what end goal? If it's dating other men, that'd probably go well. If it's honoring your ancestors, not sure, depends on if they were the pillaging sort.
>>34490295>When was the last time you smoke weed?F. I ate AVB yesterday. Smoked with a friend a few weeks ago.
>>34493292If he knocked you up and bolted then he already won in the only way that matters, you can make fun of him all you want, he still hijacked your womb and continued his lineage and apparently made you pay for it.
>>34493289If I go insane enough to start carrying a sword everywhere, I'm also just going to dress like Trunks.
>>34493222>What time do you wake up? IF. Usually around 8am. I get 8 hours a night.
>>34493212You are
>>34493310Anon's dying to know who got to see tits.
>>34493308based sleepmaxxer
>>34493310I'm not funny I'm serious>>34493311Don't put words in my mouth it's a very strange comment to make
>>34493311And he got led on by an imposter
>>34493314You make me laugh ha ha ha
>>34493258Is this true
>>34493301He didn't continue his lineage since he isn't a father. I continued mine through him.
>>34493315Happens to the best of us. Almost worked on me too!
>>34493294Lick
>>34493257I have to wake up at 5 on the weekdays but that doesn't stop me from sleeping in on the weekends
>>34493316Yeah ha ha ha soon I'll be laughing at you too come on.
>>34493325Why do you want to laugh at me
>>34493328No boobs
I'd rather date a NEET than a nurse or a doctor ngl
>>34493331So what someone liked them
Why are people so good at impersonating me
>>34493331I liked them
>>34493334SomeONE only one haha. And now you get offhand remarks about it.
F 27 and taking the entrance exam for med school, am I dooming myself to perma singleness if I pass
>>34493338Eyo chill you’ve never seen them
>>34493341Can we change that
>>34493277Why?
>>34491769Mhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pf_si60K9nM
>>34493339Bluhbluhbluh that’s you
>>34493344Dumbass>>34493346I'm sorry that was cruel of me. I should apologize.
>>34493337You've given them a lot of training data.
>>34493292>Be fat>Have stupid hair>Get knocked up>Cant hold it together>Get dumped>Incessantly post and namefag in Atoga 24/7>Hes the problem>He sucked at vidyaYou were/are the problem.
>>34493340Let's have sssseeeexxxxx!
>>34493340Aren't you whores only fucking the doctors anyway? You won't have time to date anyone else and you look down on the male nurses.
>>34493337You know how AI learns, right?
>>34493340No. You’re going to have to make time during your residency to date and your reproductive window is pretty narrow at this point but it isn’t hopeless.
>>34493343No
I feel like god played a trick on me making me female but giving me no desire to have children.
>>34493359My sister is like you, and she says it makes dating pretty difficult. She's 27.
>>34493348Yea you should
Left or right
>>34493359What's the problem? Not everybody wants needs children.
>>34493362Qipao wins so left. Also female if that's relevant.
>>34493292bitch you had your kid over a decade ago
>>34493360I luckily found my person who also doesn't want/like children. It's mostly just a society thing for me. I don't know how many times I can no. I'm considering removing my tubes just so people stop trying to change my mind. I see a baby and feel nothing. I see a spider and I'm filled with joy.
>>34493362I unplug the console.
>>34493350>get dumpedLmao, I dumped him on the side of the road like trash.>Incessantly post and namefag in Atoga 24/7I did that even before being pregnant newfag.>Have stupid hairLook at this dumb jealous bald moid.
>>3449336027 is usually the age people start getting their shit together. You’re probably going to change your mind to the possibility in the next few years.
>>34493364>>34493359All humans are wired to procreate and have kids. You're either lying or just suppressing your real emotions.
>>34493362Idk those charactersLeft
>>34493371Cope fatty
>>34493361Why?
>>34493340Big Circle: Men who want to date you.Smaller Circle: Men you think you have enough time and energy for alongside your studies.Smaller Circle: Men who are satisfied with you having limited time and energy for them alongside your studies.It's not the biggest group of potential partners but it does exist.
>>34493362you need to stop posting you damn gooner
>>34493373*yawn*
>>34493372Mid 30's here. Usually if you know you know. I've said no to relationships I've loved because I don't want kids. You can be a totally productive member of society and just not want to go through all that.
why are we conscious again?
I should really start trying to get married soon. Dunno how I'm gonna do it though.
>>34493367>still making up fanfiction over meAre you some drunk glowie looking at my file and seething? Because that would be la pièce de résistance and my sides would take flight.
>>34493368My sister got hers tied. Made me really sad, honestly, but obviously that's not very important. Her life, not mine.What really breaks my heart about it is that I just know the main reason she doesn't want to have children is that she doesn't want to risk having a kid like our brother. He's developmentally and intellectually disabled. We thought he might have fragile X, but he doesn't.I was hoping that once we knew for sure that he doesn't have fragile X (since you're all but guaranteed to also have a kid with it if your mom had one) that she would come around to it, but no.She says the idea of giving birth horrifies her, too.
>>34493270So moids confirmed for lying about not having time to date.
>>34493374Wuchang on the right. Why do you not like her?
>>34493372She already got her tubes tied. She also already has her shit together. Owns her car and house and has a good job.
>>34493382Why must there be a reason for everything? Do you think those brain eating Amoebas living in dirty deserted cave ponds think about the meaning behind their existence?
>>34493382Just to suffer
>A man learns all about women through atoga. This is what happened to his sex life.
>>34493385There's nothing to be sad about. Your sister got to choose the life that works for her. There's far more to life than mindless breeding. It's sad you want her to live a way that's comfortable to you and not what brings her peace.You are a bad sibling.
>>34493390Maybe. Slime molds seem to learn collectively. Seriously, watch dome videos of slime molds solving mazes. It's super neat.
>>34493355I want to have at least one kid before 35 but I'm worried about finances. I won't have debt but I won't be able to keep a full time job either while I'm in school
Women do you help your bf style himself? Or do you accept him as is?
>>34493386What guys are saying that? Men are the ones who have to set up dates because female creatures are too retarded and indecisive to come up with anything themselves.
>>34493387Idk. I don't not like Wuchang. What are their personalities like
>>34493398You should probably freeze eggs now. Not even joking.
>>34493398We'll get our parents to help out with the down payment for an FHA loan and use down payment assistance from the city and state. Now get those pants off before I do it for you!
>>34493362Right looks HAPA, so, her.
>>34493398You can always just adopt. Then you don't need to go through the horror show that is pregnancy.
>>34493394No, I'm not. It's not like I think she made the wrong decision. I'm just sad that our upbringing led her to feel that way.Be thankful I humored your shitty bait.
>>34493399I can help if >he wants. But I think I'd have to do it in person to learn intricacies and preference.Lowkey kinda liked the buffalo plaid shirt.
>>34493400>female creatures are too retarded and indecisive to come up with anything themselves.MThey start to plan things once they realize you're worth the effort, in my experience.
>>34493270Here's a little tip ladies, if a guy tells you he's "too busy" for dating that's the male equivalent of you saying "I have a boyfriend." It's not true, it's just meant to shut you down politely. I'm kind of amazed there are women who don't get this.
GirlsWhat do you focus on when you see this?
>>34493394Every woman should have children before 30. God gave you the ability to give life, use it.
>>34493419Her viceral reaction in her face.
>>34493381I’m 34 and said the same shit at 27. Then you suddenly get a big boy job and a car and a place and a spouse and fuck it why not?>>34493389>Tubes tiedSo not wanting to and can’t are different bases to come from>>34493398Seriously don’t sweat the finances. Plenty of people with very average incomes do just fine. Everyone figures it out. There’s never really a “convenient” time to have a kid. Most of the time it just happens and you roll with it. Just make sure you have health insurance, a car with a back seat, start going to garage sales, and hopefully your parents are excited. The only real killer is social gatherings become a thing of the past and child care is expensive. Our kids just go over to grandmas house to spend the night if we have an overlapping night schedule or something and it makes a big difference.
>>34493413Having children is not always the right answer but again you think she should live the way you want her too. I wouldn't give you the time of day if you were my sibling.
>>34493401Wuchang barely even talks in-game, but all the item descriptions and NPC dialogue make it seem that she's a total hotheaded pirate-warrior type, does whatever the hell she wants, and once she locks in on something there’s basically no stopping her.Eve’s the complete opposite vibe. She’s technically an adult, but mentally she’s kinda like a sheltered kid seeing the world for the first time. Super compassionate and empathetic, but also awkward as hell, naive, and sometimes just says/does dumb stuff without realizing it.
>>34493423Aren’t you the guys whose wife refuses to fuck him
>>34493382Being aware of qualia proved to be more beneficial to survival than not being aware.
>>34493424It's like you didn't even read what I said. Whatever, stupid cunt.
>>34493405Will moids I know irl feel this way tho>>34493408I don't mind adopting but I do want to try being a bio mom first>>34493403I'd rather take my chances conceiving naturally
>>34493426Nta no.
>>34493384Sure, sure. And you are only 30 years old, right?
Do you believe in the theory of alternate realities? Like somewhere out there there’s a version of you that didn’t completely fumble everything?
>>34493420You god has no say in my life. I couldn't care less what useless things you worship. Thinking everyone should have children is advanced levels of retardation. >>34493423I'm also 34. Got a big girl job and a house. You know what? I like spending time doing anything but changing diapers. >>34493419The lion in the corner.
>>34493429>Will moids I know irl feel this way thoNot him, but yeah. Some of us are also moids irl when we're not posting here.
>>34493366Have you ever worn a qipao?
>>34493428So quick with the insults. I bet your the kinda chud that pretends he's real noble and stoic and as soon and things don't go your way your crumble and throw a fit.
Reminder that while women only have to worry about running out of eggs, men have to worry about their semen going to shit with age.
>>34493437Have you ever felt a fist up your ass?
>>34493433The hostility and blatant insecurity of the childless never ceases to be funny to me.
>>34493442Most of them really aren't like that. Just the losers who won't stop being self-righteous about it on 4chan and Reddit.
>>34493432Yeah but how is that relevant to me right now
>>34493442>Live the life I tell you too!>Wow so hostile!You are so weak minded.
Why do I get more female attention and women hitting on me irl and on 4chan than I do on hinge and tinder?
>>34493444Relevant now to remind you of how much of a failure you are
>>34493432There are too many "it depends" for this question to be really meaningful to bother with.Like what do you mean "somewhere"? What do you mean "out there"? What do you mean "you"?Regardless of the answer, will it affect the me who's here and now in any meaningful way?
>>34493446You're probably retarded at photography like a normal moid.
>>34493446Because your dick is so big.
>>34493442They will all change their tune when 40 approaches and they're alone. It will be too late then.
>>34493425I think I would be more compatible with Eve to be desu. Very relatable. Wuchang sounds hot on paper but in practice I don't think we would mesh...
Women, what makes the male body so unattractive to you?
Anyone ever make one of these top album charts wanna post? Music is the greatest joy in the world. F
>>34493432No
>>34493453always threats. That's how you know someone has no argument.
>>34493451post moar of your hairy fat rolls pls **^_^**
>>34493458We just want you to have children. Don't be angry and grow up.
>>34493455The penis and scrotum
>>34493451>>34493459lol
>>34493456>Green Day Woodchipper yourself
>>34493448God damn it
>>34493456>"i'm not like other girls" starter pack
>>34492787>is that disappointing for him?If you come braless to a date it's a relief, I still can't figure those things out in a pinch. It's astounding that guys get them off in a second.
>>34493462Nope I'll just continue enjoying my life. It's really sad to see you get worked up over something that doesn't concern you in the slightest. I'll never stop recommending the childfree life to other young people too. You can't stop us.
>>34493454You don't like strong independent women?
>>34493467Have basic taste.>Women have no good taste in art.Have unique taste>Its just fo attention.I bet your the kinda fag that laughs at people for being passionate about interest and hobbies. Please off yourself asap. I bet you don't know half of these.
>>34493459>>34493464Idk what kind of larp this is but I'm not doing it.
>>34493469That's sad. Don't cry later when you start regretting it.
Moids and foids, have you taken the canned sardines pill? Apparently if you only eat them for 1 week, you become super duper healthy
>>34493468>I still can't figure those things out in a pinch.Ironically, the quickest way to get them off is with a pinch.It's been a long time since I last did this since I've been celibate for years, but you can undo them with one hand by using your thumb and index finger to pull the hooks and loops closer to each other, undoing them.
>>34493468It's a relief because there is no deception. There is nothing worse than watching her boobs cascade to her knees when the bra comes off.
>>34493476Childless women change their mind. Childless men don't have a choice in the matter
>>34493479Or it comes off and it becomes clear it was all padding
>>34493432Maybe if I kill myself I can live one of those lives, what do you think?
>>34493476You'd love to see it. But when I'm still happy in ten years you'll still be miserable because you thought your happiness was the responsibly of others. Sad.
>>34493474>being this triggered called it kek
>>34493469It's really a shame we have no-fault pensions. The childless shouldn't get pensions.Oh well. Boomers made our bed, now we have to sleep in it.
>>34493477F. I love sardines. They were an acquired taste for me though. I like them because they're extremely cheap protein and they're shelf-stable.
>>34493486So I'm right. No taste.
I need to marry and reproduce with a smart girl. Smart but not spergy chicks are the only ones who can keep me interested beyond banging.
Young femanons,Please have children before 30Find a good husbandDon't get tattoos and piercingsShave your legs, armpits and forearms if they're hairy
>>34493487At least your countries boomers left you a bed to sleep in
I probably wouldn't mind having kids with a femanon.
Friendly reminder to all the men here:Listen to the voice in your head telling you that you are worthless and should off yourself.
>>34493492Hardly.
I do not want little cretins that will grow up to be like me
>>34493495The voice that tells me that also says to not die alone.
>>34493489i have something you can taste
>>34493491Young femanonsHave children or don'tMarry or don't. Whatever gender you wantDress your body up however you'd likePursue your dream and don't listen to pathetic menBut yeah shave your legs that shits nasty
Women won't tell you this but they think it's super hot when you get into bar fights with other men
>>34493495
>>34493478Why can't she do thatIs it theoretically easier to reach for you than her?How do you know when she wants it off?
>>34493503You're an evil miserable wrench
>>34493494When women give birth their puss splits open to the asshole. They are left with one big hole down there like a cloaca.
>>34493506>How do you know when she wants it off?If I'm making out with a woman on a couch or a bed while she dry humps me, and we already have each others' hands up our shirts, I've probably got the go ahead to take her bra and shirt off.
>>34493511We have this nifty little modern invention now called stitching things back up.
>>34493508Never be nice to men ever. Make their lives miserable. Laugh at them, Ignore them. Always carry a gun so if they ever try to get violent you get a free pass to kill them
>>34493495I'll do it if you buy me a gun
>>34493515No. They have a cloaca.
>>34493515The body also has this evolutionary ability called healing.
>>34493511I have had 4 kids with my wife and I've examined it very closely and there is not one big hole down there.
>>34493504I know that's why I fight other guys
>>34493477>you become super duper healthyIf iodized salt and fat are a foreign concept to you, crunchies.
Women lay eggs once a month
>>34493516>Always carry a gun so if they ever try to get violent you get a free pass to kill themI mean this is just common sense, but don't @ me when you are on trial for killing a good boy who didn't do nuffin.
>>34493526Woman omelette
>>34493522Thats what that invention makes good us of, yes.
>>34493511It doesn't actually, this is usually a result of excessive medical interference
>>34493143>>34493153Thanks.When I'm sober I can still see and understand the metaphor. It's just distracting, for lack of a better word. Like, sometimes I want be able to see a sugar packet and not consider five different metaphors before adding it to my coffee.
>>34493529womelette
>>34493533That's a mild case of drug-induced psychosis
I hate you moiggas
>>34493532vaccines turned my wife's pussy into a cloaca
>>34493426That's me. Do whatever you want, I don't care. I love my kids but they're a lot of work
im asian but have a 6 inch penis. how do I stop feeling the urge to disprove stereotypes
>>34493463what makes them unattractive?
>>34493456Haven't done one of these in a while. It changes too often for me lol. The velvet underground and outkast are great>>34493477Love em. There was a section in a grocery store I used to go to that had all kinds of canned sardines
I mean if you left it up to women we'd abolish monogamy and switch to concubinage with high-value males atop and low-value men working for absolutely no reward and being taxed senseless to pay for their lifestyle.And we'd still go through a minor extinction event.
>>34493491>Find a good husbandThe men are not ok outside.>Don't get tattoos and piercingsNo.>Shave your legs, armpits and forearms if they're hairyNo. If you're a pedophile you should kill yourself really fast. Like right now.
>>34493538Then get the fuck out.
I need a Jeff x Ghislaine energy relationship but without the sex trafficking
>>34493470I do, but she sounds very extroverted and I'm introverted
>>34493061She is overweight but still 10/10 would plap and give many babies
>>34493548I love Jewish men they know how to treat a woman right
>>34492503Second one you quoted is a man.
>>34493542Have you not seen them?
>>34493544Women should own men.Men should have their rights stripped.We should rewrite the whole constitution to exclude them.
>>34493548she only slept with him like five times at the very beginning and then cucked him with other guys, even married someone else thats your ideal relationship?
>>34493533You should consider five different metaphors for ramming a horse dong up your ass.
>>34493555We already pay for all of your shit and sustain your entire existence, if you enslaved us what practical difference would there be?
>>34493541anyone
EEEEEK HE SAW MY BOOBS!!
I need to be well educated degenerate sex weirdos and raise a couple of happy children together with someone.
>>34493543Great taste friend. Massive Attack is great, I think I'll put them on now.
>>34493443Yeah I know but the ones who are crack me up. It’s just a never ending list of excuses and cope.>Nobody can afford to raise a child in this economy!I bet if they swapped out their alcohol and weed budget for diapers and formula and they’d save money. The tax returns are pretty sweet too.>It’s just too much work!Every time I ask people the thing they are most proud of in their life it’s something that took a lot of work. Avoiding responsibility and work is immature as fuck. It’s not hard and it’s super fun most of the time.>M-muh body!We all end up looking like shit after 40 anyway at best. They’re fighting for a few more years of looking decent and in exchange they’re making sure there’s nobody there to give a fuck and take care of them at 70. They cannot into forward thinking.I don’t knock people if they’re medically incapable, don’t have anyone to make a baby with, are mentally ill and can’t provide a stable life, or they have a career that sends them on the road 9 months out of the year or something but so many of these people are really just lazy, immature, and selfish. That alone wouldn’t even make it funny. It’s the sheer cope they regurgitate that makes it funny.>>34493445Prime example kek.>>34493453Adoptions an option but man a lot of those kids have some issues. It’s sad.
>>34493549Ideal couples aren’t identical, different personalities can balance each other out and help both people grow.
>>34493565Saaameee
>>34493469>My great-niece will totally come visit me in the old folks home r-right?
>>34493555There's no practical path for that when the majority of violence is still monopolized by men. You would need men to enslave men and there's not a lot of incentive for that. I get that you're trolling, but just not very well.
>>34493554yeah, i have them. They're okay
>>34493562YOU made it nearly impossible for us to have our own money for almost all of existence. My heart breaks for all the countless women that never got to have a life so the most miserable men could live comfortably. And don't give me that shit about dying in war. YOU start all that garbage too. The male loneliness epidemic is a LIGHT punishment for mankind and I can only hope it gets worse and worse. You all deserve to have your penis cut and birth and be used as glorified cattle.
Nothing worse than 60 or 70 year old couples with no kids 2bhMost unpleasant people you'll ever meet
>>34493563Accept that doing so would make you come across as a pornsick moron and maybe even gay
if you, as a man eat a non-virgin pussy, you've been longhouse 100% without recovery
>>34493555My taxes are already being spent on [redacted due to a large number of -isms], so all you need is to give me an official low-value stamp and we're set.
>>34493572My mom works in a nursing home. I have bad news for you if that's your plan.
>>34493549Every introverted fuck actually needs and extrovert to make them a better person.
>>34493562You don't pay enough. Social security is gutted. Moids are causing the extinction event by having too many rights. We could be puff puff passing ya'll but you want to think like you're winning something. Go be useful in the job market. Go be imprisoned in schooling until you come out with value, so you can own some land to develop. No? Then stay there, away from us, faggit.
>>34493578My great aunt and uncle never had kids, but my aunt openly said it was because she was too selfish to have them.Her husband was a saint, too. A doctor who ran a free clinic. It always baffled me how he ended up with my great aunt lol, but they loved each other.
>>34493541Find ways to be comfortable with who you are physically. Sports and martial arts are always the go-tos
>>34493572I just got off the phone with my aunt who is trying to get me to take care of her in her old age, her proposal is unironically that I drop everything I'm doing, move in with her, pay rent, and she intends to leave all of her money to illegals because orange man bad. She never worked a day in her life, she has money because rich men are apparently stupid enough to marry her and she talks half their shit. Needless to say I'm not going to be taking care of her.
>>34493568Idk man, I'd take her out but we're discussing hypothetical women here. What do you have against Eve?
>>34493577You act like men had a choice in the system in which they participated either. Truth was that for most of history it was dangerous as fuck and women stayed home to stay safe. Men and women wouldn't have made it out of history and prehistory without working together.And with war I will in fact give you that shit. Wishing for humans to not be violent creatures is nice and all but that would still have gotten your head cracked open in the ages past.
>>34493587How does an introverted man score an extroverted woman?
>>34493587Yeah but are our mbtis compatible
>>34493577NTA.Fun how feminists and anti-racists always sing about how they believe in tolerance and equality and diversity, but the second you get them angry it's always "fuck you moids/whitey, this is punishment, haha I spit on you and revel in your misfortune!"
>>34493588You are profoundly mentally ill and I hope you don't have unsupervised access to your child.
>>34493596>You act like men had a choice in the system in which they participated eitherThey absolutely had power to do whatever the fuck they want. They used it all mostly poorly. None of you retarded niggarettes are managing this culture you created to get society to flying car future so you should be caged and studied for being animals.
>>34493601have a giant cock
>>34493602If you are an INFJ, there is no compatible MBTI.
>>34493566Thanks :) I hadn't listened to them in a while but I went hiking a few weeks ago and it started playing on the drive there and I fell back in love with Mezzanine
Can we talk about me now
>>34493610F or M?
>>34493610Sure what's up
>>34493608INTP
>>34493596But you WANT these systems to continue. You get to have the adventure, self actualize and we pay for it. Our brief time on Earth. Our 70ish years of consciousness is spent doing your laundry and baring your stupid children. No more. Fuck you and I wish you and all men that think women owe them anything to die a horrible death. The dismantlement of the nuclear family is the road to freedom and I will spend my life helping chip away at it. The cracks are already there.
>>34493577This reminds me of when I had 3 stupid female relatives living with me and they'd all give me lectures on the evils of men while doing fuck all during the day and bitching that there were no clean towels, as if a man who lives with 3 unemployed women should do laundry. I wish I was part of the male loneliness epidemic. It sounds nice. I feel my life is a microcosm of the male experience.
Does she wont me?
>>34493616and yet your primary political goal is not any of that but importing sex pests and tearing down the justice system that keeps them in line
>>34493618>3 stupid female relatives living with mesucks to be brown, man.
>>34493618Any money you were a miserable little shit to live with and they didn't put up with your bullshit.
>>34493616It'll also be the destruction of society as we know it (being the last functional family unit we have), but I assume your response will be a variation of "that's a good thing" or "not my problem".
>Men unironically think women having rights is destroying societyNot even a leftist, but it astounds me how they'll say shit like this and then be shocked that misandry is a thing.
Average age itt reads like 17 tops rn
>>34493628No, just that the destruction of the nuclear family unit will be what ends society as we know it, because it is the last functional family unit we have (and it sucks as a family unit).The only reason we can pretend this isn't the case is because we're importing people who still believe in it.
This thread is too mean rn, I'll go buy myself some makeup and come back later
>>34493629
>>34493628Itt it's almost like they want the shoe on the other foot. I'll be glad to finally put a boot on their neck.
>>34493610hi miseryposter
>>34493621I fucking hate immigrants. Mexican men are some of the dumbest men on the planet and the most frustrating people to work with. Blacks are rapist. Asians are up their own ugly ass. AND DON'T GET ME STARTED ABOUT FUCKING DOT HEADS. I'm a proud racist white woman. Don't assume anything about me you stupid moid.
>>34493635This young man should enjoy his youth and spend less time on social media imo
>>34493618It really is. I swear part of the problems we're having today stem from women being allowed to act this way around children. Boys learn that women are pieces of shit. Girls learn it's ok to be a piece of shit.
>>34493638>brown moid hands typed this post
So what types are compatible with entp?
Foids.If you were on a date with a man and he said that he owns a generational home with his parents, and has half the house completely to himself, what would you think? He's a working man and otherwise normal, it was just more affordable for all three to buy the house together.
>>34493578>Be my aunt>Be nurse practitioner>Feminist from the 70s that don’t need to man>Be fat and have lesbian haircut>55 and unmarried>My nieces and nephews are like my kids!>They become adults and don’t have time to come to family gatherings>Your social circle has shrunk to just your parents, a sister that doesn’t like you, a brother that doesn’t like you and lives out of state, coworkers who are paid to tolerate you, and a Papillon named Napoleon>Parents die>Fight with siblings over inheritance>Insist on selling the family farm >Retire>Napoleon dies>Alone>Marry a fat guy you don’t love named Dale>Buy a camper and travel the country with your blood money for a year>Diabeetus takes his foot>Fuck now you have to take care of Dales fat ass>Move into 55+ community>The same old people you used to rage about>Medical bills piling up>Husband dying>Nobody going to come to the funeral>Nieces and nephews having kids>Reach out on Facebook>Im sorry things went the way they did but I really hope we can have a relationship>Crickets>Sadness>Dale dies>Alone>Adopt a cat>See teenager fishing in pond>Call the police>End up with face blurred on some zoomers YouTube channel making fun of youYou are here>Die>Nobody finds you for weeks>Cat eats you
>>34493634>put on make-up before the date>think it looks good>meet up with her>she instantly asks me if I'm wearing some cream on my faceFUCKI need to look up make-up tutorials for men lol
>>34493640Boys learn now they don't get to treat 50 percent of the population like their maids anymore and the weakest of the bunch crumble. There, fixed it for you.
>>34493644Your aunt sounds based af
>>34493643Wouldn't mind. I'm trying to scoop up property for my future generations.
>>34493643Yeah, it's a good sign if he has a good relationship with his parents and they are all on the same page on helping each other out financially too, but it greatly depends on what his parents are like wether I'd want anything to do with that or not.
>>34493644>Be my cousin>Fat>Spend a decade working in a kindergarten>Decide to get a man when you turn 30>Nobody wants you>Decide to become a single mom through donation>Now you are even less desirableYou are here.Wonder what future has in store for her.
>>34493595Nothing. She's just inferior compared to Wuchang, both in looks and personality. Pic related
>>34493648the anon is pissed she got to live the way she wanted and didn't service a man.
>>34493647>social darwinism Always the mark of someone who knows what they're doing is wrong
>>34490295MNeverNot american and weed is fucking degen shit. Americans are obsessively hooked on that shit and it's downright creepy.>>34490840Based
>>34493650>>34493652Interesting.I want to do it with my parents so we can save money, but my thinking was to get married first because I was under the impression that if I tell a girl>Well, I own this house with my parents, but don't worry, I pay for more than half the mortgage and we live completely separately!it will set off alarm bells in her head.
What types are compatible with INTP
>>34493615If a man, no.Just no.If a woman, maybe.
>>34493644That is what happens when you're lead poisoned from being alive during the gasoline switch and develop schizophrenia because medical insurance wants you to die pennyless.
>>34493653M, 30>Decide to become a single mom through donationThat is insane
>>34493614I’m having a good day
>>34493660It seems worse if you marry a girl with the intention of moving in with your parents without telling her and then it causing strive in your relationship when you eventually reveal the plan to her and she's the type of person that doesn't want that. Then your two options are that someone will resent the other or divorce, likely both.
>>34490295FTwo days ago with my mom. Taking a break for a minute to refresh my body and get ready for a road race in a few weeks.Can't fucking wait for all the old fucks to die so it can be legalized in my state.
Somebody please go into the cellar and bring me a vanilla coke.I don't have the energy to get up...
WomenIs squirting real or just a porn thing?
>>34490315>>34490320>>34490354This is Caitlin Erin O'Neill. She does not do porn. She does modeling.
>>34493673I remember last time you posted this and I think it ended with you wanting to keep me in the basement or so, not falling for this trick again.
>>34493672>road raceLike with road bicycles?
>>34493666Nice. Me tooWhatcha doin
>>34493606People plugged into a larger system don't have much power in it. You're enfranchised in this system we have today yet you didn't reshape it. Men of the past on average had less influence than you do now. >>34493616I am nta you were talking to so your extrapolating a lot from one post about historicity. That said, destroying the nuclear family will not be a dunk either. It is happening though.
>>34493564They were mid
>>34493669I would make it clear from the get-go.My thinking was that if I were living in a generational home and brought it up, it'd immediately and unilaterally misconstrued as "NEET living with his parents in his 20s-30s", rather than a utilitarian decision. So it would be better to NOT do so, and discuss it early on while I have my own apartment, then move forward with the plan after she's had time to get to know me, my parents, whatever else. Just to make a better first impression.
>>34493677Running race. A 5k
the drive that I had at work has been depleted so much that I now look forward to going out, getting drunk and getting hit on by women on weekends
>>34493674It's real, but not very common. I know I've never done it and frankly I'm glad. I can't imagine having to lay out a towel every time I wanna masturbate.
>>34493681I mean, if she'd get hung up and icked out depending on how you present the situation, is that really someone you'd want to spend the rest of your life with? Having to twist and turn every word to stay in her good grace? I'd say do it, it might act as a good filter to filter out those that are incompatible anyways. The right one will take it the right way right away.
>>34493674>tfw I anal squirted for the first time this weekend and my bf liked it
>>34493642>>34493661Brigg types usually are best sticking to their own. Conflicts in idealizing situations usually run into communication errors unless you are both high intelligence enough to understand each other's nuance.
What is Texas and the south like?
>>34493689>anal squirtedHow? I thought anal was just painful for women.
>>34493689>anal squirtedSo you shat yourself.
>>34493694Humid
>>34493694Kinda boring most of the time.
>>34493676https://archive.4plebs.org/adv/thread/32037503/#32038794You sure?This was 2 years ago with no reply.
>>34493674It's real but I don't know how common it actually is
>>34493697My gf described it as the euphoria of taking a big shit.
>>34493694Beautiful, hot, great food, filled with retards and mexicans.
>>34493679>People plugged into a larger system don't have much power in it.It's not about leading forcefully. You lead by example and attract. Moids can't even comprehend the power the previous generations gave to them. Both thumbs in your ass.
>>34493702No, I'm not sure but I know I've had a conversation like this before. Maybe this was in another timeline.
>>34493697He fucked me so hard he made my anus squirt. What's so hard to understand? >>34493698Go fuck yourself.
>>34493708You know what, I think so too.But I searched the archive and couldn't find it.This time, instead of going insane, I will continue soaking in my bathtub.
JH shat herself.
>>34493711>Go fuck yourself.I'm not hearing a no.
>>34493711>What's so hard to understand?The fact that I've been told it just hurts and that women would rather be fucked in the vagina.
>>34493713She did say she was still traumatized from how much her ass hurts earlier itt, lol.
>>34493707sybau and bring me my Burger King
>>34493680That is not the truth
WomenHow much can you curl, bench and deadlift?
>>34493719hahahaha
>>34493722 400
Generational house guy is inspiring me to be more honest and open about wanting to marry someone to be degen sex weirdos together with while lovingly raising happy children.
Men have you ever let yourself go? Or have you ever been busy with work or school that you've gained more weight than you wanted because of a lack of time for exercise?Describe it to me. How embarrassing was it?
>>34493727Women don't want to marry men who are interested in sex, that's a job the hookups.
>>34493720Delusional?
>>34493727Degen when your in-laws are right next door and the kids are sleeping?
WomenWhy do you act as if bodycount doesn't matter but you are put off by men that have had sex with other men before?
>>34493727Not going to happen. Best you can do is an apartment and a dog.
>>34493719>burgerkingGladly will deliver your diahrrea since you'd have to tip well enough to deserve me. And you better add ten dollars if you jerk off to your ring camera footage.
>>34493728>Be me>Too lazy to gym, just go home from work and play vidya>Work provided a free health check, kinda meme-y but whatever>25 at the time>Get told my bf% is obesity-tier (but have next to no visceral fat) and that my metabolic age is over 40>Had to share this with coworkersSince then I've been lifting.
>>34493733Well that's quite the strawman. Don't I've ever believed bodycount didn't matter. More so, guys who think a woman having sex outside of marriage just once makes her no different from a slut who's fucked thousands of cocks are fucking retarded.
>>34493729This.Alpha fux, beta bux.
>>34493728Yeah. Stopped going to the gym, stopped moving generally, lost my job and desire to go out and talk to people, turned into some bony ghoul.
>>34493737>next to no visceral fat
Should I move to a big city so I can dick down asian women full-time?
>>34493738That's not what guys are saying, dumb foid. The modern limit is 3-5 guys since you're all whores anyway.
>>34493731That’s not the feedback I received
>>34493743>bony ghoulNO NO NO This is not what I wanted!
Gender.Would you ever lay down on your bed with the clothes you wore while riding the bus/subway?
>>34493746>since you're all whores anyway.My body count is literally one and I know I'm not in the minority, and now I will wait for you to strawman me more with that shitty Invincible reaction image. Have you considered, that maybe, just maybe most women aren't whores? I know that would mean having to lose a reason to hate women and thus losing the meaning to life, but just think about it.
>>34493747Hoe
>>34493750F, no, good thing I never go there.
>>34493735no tipzero starscontacting support to tell them my order never arrived and get a refund.
I wanna look at boobs irl
>>34493751No man believes you anymore. Your gender spent the last 2 decades lying and deceiving men. Now that nobody trusts you, you're all larping as trad bitches with 1 body count, kek. Nice try.
>>34493477I should try this. I like sardines.>>34493362right>>344930615/10, don't mind strong big women actually. But her face is kinda boring and her "assets" are mid.>>34492837Looks cute bro
>>34493760Why larp as a trad with a count of 1? Surely at that point you just larp with 0.
>>34493760I understand anon. You have nothing going for you in life beyond hating women and so you need to cling on to that.
>>34493728I let myself go and before I realized, I was 53 kg.
>>34493750MI do that often. But I usually wear a jacket over my upper body when outside the house.
>>34493758Imagine two black tube socks with an orange inside.
Trannies/incels always project and get angry when a woman is indeed inexperienced
WomenCan you tell me something about women that makes me stop being jealous about women?
>>34493773Wait why do trannies get mad at that?
>>34493772I've seen those before. I wanna see small ones
>>34493774We have to put penises in our mouth.
>>34493774Periods sucking is the most obvious one.>>34493775ntaThe incel to tranny pipeline is real.
>>34493733Feminine men who are obsessed with body count = gay, thanks for confirming kek
>>34493777>Have toOr just get someone who doesn't care for bjs.Like me.
>>34493776Imagine two black fried eggs hanging on a wall.
>>34493728>How embarrassing was it?When you look down and can't see your dick anymore, that is really embarrassing. Your joints being in agony during exercise as a young man is also humiliating
>>34493728>last semester of undergrad >so broke I'm struggling to get enough to eat >ironically get fatter because the second I had any money I would immediately buy cheap calories and beer>finish degree>job hunting sucks>take a tech support gig>horrible >still able to work out but not as much or in the way I'd like to>stress eat>get a new job>move>health starts to improve >eventually settle into office routine and a relationship >this job is gay too>lose energy and desire to work out like I did before >in despair over the fact that I genuinely cannot manage lifting and running six days a week, pay a sport, work full time, commute, and have a girlfriend at the same time>cut running >skip some lifts>depression eat >fired again >new job in three weeks>fired again in under a month >this was actually a favor, but man it was a gut punch >move back in with parents >miserable and focusing entirely on grad school applications >balloon to over 230lbs>get accepted >start lifting again >slowly, slowly losing weight >turns out getting a PhD is really hard>stall out on weight loss for a semester >eventually get it back together >still fat>still cannot lift and run 6 days a week like I used to>but am noticeably leaner and lighter on my feet>will probably still take a year or two to get back into the shape I want to be in
>>34493783I'd rather have some white ones. Sorry.
>>34493777Only makes me more jealous.
>>34493756Good, get an account strike and get banned for mistreating me because they're in my phone and saw me deliver it.
>>34493787Try your local dog kennel.
>>34492748No>>34492486No.>>34492557Wrong.>>34492540Hugging.
>>34493785Honestly this is sadder than I was hoping. I hope you are doing better!>>34493786I hope you get your PhD sorry for being a horny chubby chaser!
>>34493777You don't have to. And a lot of you also seem to like it.>>34493781This makes zero sense. Why would feminine men be more obsessed with it when it's a masculine trait?
>>34492486So where the fuck would I even find one of these?
>>34493790not my fault the neighbors stole itzero stars. no tip.
WomenWhat would you do if your husband wasn't willing to have sex with you for months despite your advances?
>>34493788Lollll
>>34493798Cry
>>34493798See if he wants to talk about why he doesn't want to have sex and then leave him alone until he feels like it again.
>>34493728I'm up 6 kg this from stress eating.>How embarrassing was it?Nobody cares. If nobody is there to laugh at you, is it really embarrassing?
>>34493797Then you report it to the police and still get charged. Bullshitters get dicked.
Would any woman wait until marriage to have sex with me?
Plap>>34493800Plap
>>34492486>women who look like whoresLooking like a whore is not terribly important.BEING one is.Just absolute sexual degeneracy.Wanting her holes to be plugged 24/7.Thinking about cum and cumming whenever she is awake.Dreaming of sex and waking up wet and in heat. Every. Single. Morning.That is the ideal woman.
Excuse me lemme just uh Telegraph my arrival
>>34493809?
>>34493798I'd ask more about his daily physical exertion, ask if we can have a date, or if I need to force him to go to a doctor to talk about his penis.
>>34493754No
I'm in my last semester at Uni and I realized I've fallen hard for my friends. Problem is I fear I've run out of time to tell him. We both have jobs lined up in different cities. I was too focused on my studies in school to worry about romance and now I feel like telling him will just make it awkward. Will I regret not telling him? Is it hard to move out of love or will this pass with time. Never been in love before.
>>34493798I'd try to find out if there's something physically wrong with him, and if not I'd start checking his devices
>>34493810I'm here
I've never had female friends and thus, have never had a female friend lust over me. Fuck you all I hate you
>>34493815>>34493810Fuck off.
>>34493813What do you think the reason is that he never made a move?
>>34493804only a fatty like you would call the police if your big mac order went missing
>>34493728>Describe it to me. How embarrassing was it?Fat Fetish Poster...
>>34493815And you are?
Either gender: the weird loser you know killed themselves. How do you feel?
>>34493821I like how it got too real for her for a second with a couple of those guys.
>>34493822The one and the only.
>>34493824>her
>>34493823FI am that weird loser and I've yet to kill myself.
>>34493823That's probably my cousin. I'd be surprised.
>>34493812How are you not
>>34493823if you're not chronically ill, suicide is just gay. A bit of sympathy but not without a dose of scrutiny for the act.
>>34493819I don't know which is part of my hesitation. When we first met, he was still seeing is hs girlfriend. We were more combative with each other at first. A lot of political arguments at parties or just around campus. But we kinda slowly became very close. He's far more left than me and I've always seen him make moves on girls in the democratic socialist groups. Maybe its that? I do get hit on and I am young and in shape. (Moreso than he is) So I don't think he finds me ugly? I guess I'm also more of a tomboy so maybe he's more attractive women who are more feminine in nature? It's eating me up inside.
Plap
>>34493827What keeps you going? >>34493832I am that loser cousin and it sucks.
So do I move to a big city or not
>>34493827Why
My gf feels bad/ashamed because we had sex for the first time after talking for three months, despite repeated assurances that she didn't have to do it if she didn't want to. She wasn't a virgin.How do I make her feel less bad about it? Is this an Asian thing that I don't understand?
>>34493813>Will I regret not telling him?You'll probably regret it either way. Personally I think better to err on the side of taking action, in these kinds of cases. Better opportunity for closure and not later obsess over "what if".>Is it hard to move out of love or will this pass with time.Yes, and yes.
>>34493838>What keeps you going?Fear of no afterlife.
>>34493823>How do you feel?I don't. I'm dead.
>>34493842your microdick gave her the ick
>>34493839Why do you want to and why do you not want to?
>>34493844Eh, that just sounds like bliss to me. You get no closure but there's no judgment from anyone. Just peaceful, blissful oblivion.>>34493847Aw, sorry anon.
>>34493820If you like feeding your neighbors in exchange for jerking off to them over your wildlife camera you can just say so.
>>34493833How am i one
>>34493839I'm doing it. I like the city in question and want to meet new people.
should i try to get into group therapy to find friends? the kind that doesn't require a diagnosis. any experiences? originally i did want to try to find autism-related group therapy groups, but since my psychiatrist didn't find enough proof of autism from my childhood, i didn't get any diagnosis. and yeah those usually seem more structured and they require you to have a diagnosis.i haven't had friends or even acquaintances since i was 14. my brother was the same, but he got into group therapy for eating disorders recently and immediately got his first friend in 10 years.
>>34493844>Fear of no afterlife.nta but same boat, had a bit of a mental breakdown 2 years ago when i spent too long thinking about eternity and eternal life or death and sort of went a little crazy
My favorite moid showed up with random bubble tea. Moids are the best.
>>34493824You guys really can't comprehend being reverse baited for masturbatory fuel. And that's funny.
>>34493813Genuine friendship between lovers is rarer than people think. A lot of people aren't real friends with their significant other. You can love someone without sharing that level of friendship. You found it and you're not gonna go for it? What a waste. You deserve your regret.
>>34493824You are saying this is the one who wants an older bf?
>>34493835I often think about this page from a comic I read when I was around seven years old whenever suicide comes up, especially the last panel.https://files.catbox.moe/qu72hu.pngNot NSFW or anything, just can't post new images itt
>>34493864You are now talking to me.Lay it all out.I command thee.
>>34493860>Moids are the best.Well, a few of them.
>>34493864You have possibilities left. If you end yourself then you have nothing left.
>>34493854Showing your boobs to random men
>>34493851>Why do I want toBetter dating prospects and better irl scenes that I can integrate myself in. I could also make more money>why do I not want toI like my only responsibility being going to work because I live with my parents. My current job also pays well enough and it’s stable
>>34493869At least one of them is.
>>34493836It's probably not a good sign that he made moves on girls (plural) after you'd gotten close, usually if a guy is attracted he will make it very obvious. When you say tomboy do you mean sporty and outdoorsy or deliberately wearing outfits that make her rectangular shape
>>34493872That didn’t happen
femanon have you had a sweet treat today
>>34493853the only wildlife on my camera is the fat fucking hog delivering my food
>>34493874Hardly motivates the use of plural then.
I really want to experience the big city WMAF lifestyle as a tall and attractive white male. That’s 50% of the reason for wanting to move to a big city, with a high asian population
What would the world be like if women actually liked men?
>>34493879Put your dick away.
>>34493876So you just said all that for no reason at all out of nowhere
>>34493882I think you should only do it if you'd be happy with a woman you met there who wasn't Asian.
>>34493843Yeah, I fear its a no since he's never made a move. But it will always be in the back of my mind otherwise.
>>34493883>Male projecting his hatred of women onto women again
>>34493889Do you not hate males?
>>34493880It's just a figure of speech. >>34493878Multiple actually. I had a raspberry macaron, a quarter of a chocolate muffin, vanilla ice cream and passion fruit bubble tea. It was a good day. What about you?
>>34493882wmaf is literally just "we're FWB but neither of us like the idea of admitting that fact so we're gonna hang out sometimes and post pics online for attention" not even ricecelling i just see this dynamic often enough to notice a clear pattern t. San Diego anon
>>34493887I would be as well. I just love women with dark hair, bangs, and brown eyes. There would be less fatties living in a larger city too since fat people are poor and can’t afford to live there so that would be another benefit. I hate fat pigs
>>34493875I'm sporty but just in my actions. How I carry myself. I do wear dresses I just don't act very ladylike.
Is she thinking about me?
>>34493892>my steak is too tender and my lobster is too butterynigga come ON. Complaining about a FWB relationship with multiple hot women? Dude
>>34493885Yes but also I never said a rando saw my boobs
>>34493873Do you have a plan for your dating/work/housing there?
>>34493889huh?
>>34493895You’re thinking about her, you already lost
>>34493895Nah she's thinking of Gojou Satoru
>>34493896Well I'm not being ungrateful, I'm an ugly loser on 4chan, I'm not getting any play myself. I'm just talking about the relationships themselves - they are usually incredibly short lived and most people who participate in them fit a sort of archetype of hypergamous people who are typically practicing some form of serial monogamy, its just a constant revolving door of asian women and white men linking up and breaking up with eachother. Anyone in the SF tech world who actually networks and meets a lot of people will tell you the same thing, it's a very common thing to see.
>>34493891>It's just a figure of speech.Be that as it mayI'm glad you're having a good day
>>34493884i don't have a degradation kink so ugly pigs like you do nothing for my dick.
>>34490295f, never tried. seems hard if you don't have friends and also too scared to try to buy online lmao.
>>34493897You give it up easy don't you
>>34493894Can't hurt to try, if you don't, you will wonder what would have been.
>>34493903Thanks, I hope yours is good too.
>>34493875I will also say he has a running joke with me where he teases me about not dating and not being a leftist. Calls me an incel and will say I need to get laid when we get into an argument about politics. Always stings a bit given how I feel about him.
>>34493900I don't feel like I did.
I think I’m asexual or just broken.
>>34493906Hell no you wish I did
>>34493911He's not gay. Move on, bro.
>>34493917Oh but you just did
>>34493911i had a female friend who always called me (f) incel, it does hurt ngl. but i think if a guy says that to a girl, there might also be a hidden motive.
>>34493728I lose weight whenever I let go because I'm an undereater.
>>34493916Many people are broken, few people are broken permanently. Something might be wrong with you now, but that doesn't mean you can't fix yourself someday.
>>34493921In your dreams
>>34493919I'm a woman>>34493907>>34493907>wonder what would have beenI'm afraid to carry that with me moving forward. I've always been the sarcastic and a bit nihilistic. But I'm growing up and its starting to feel exhausting. I just worry it will completely sour the friendship. He'll feel like I lied to him and he will ghost me after moving away.
>>34493898Nope. I’d get a job first before doing anything else. I’ve looked for apartments already and found plenty that are within my budget. For dating, I’d probably just use the apps and go to bars, kind of like what I’m doing now but the apps here suck and there are too many fat Mexicans outside but there have been a handful of women at bars who I’ve attracted that are solid 6s at least>>34493902This sounds perfect
>>34493904You actually do since you're too pussy to get your own food you have to pay a mommy to do it for you, fatfuck.
Men, would you rather get an old silver coin from alexander the great, nero, hadrian or marcus aurelius as a gift?
>>34493911>>34493922FI had a guy friend call me an incel too, he was just an asshole and got his ass beat by someone else because he went too far
do older, or younger women hate men more?
>>34493930So what was all that about then if you didn't
>>34493911>I will also say he has a running joke with me where he teases me about not dating and not being a leftist. Calls me an incel and will say I need to get laid when we get into an argument about politics.Sounds like a bad husband material
>>34493940I was recalling a memory from my past
>>34493836leftist cheaters and players are a big magnet for women
>>34493936Hadrian. I hate Marcus Aurelius, he was an idiot who shouldn't have given power to Toiletus.
>>34493940Why, you jealous?
>>34493945>ToiletusNice
>>34493922Sorry to hear that. Yeah I mean I always laugh it off but there is pain deep down. We've gotten very drunk together a few times and he's never made a move which doesn't look good. But I've only recently been comfortable with hugs from friends. Mostly because the first time we did it felt incredible. I wanted time to stop.
>>34493939Men hate men, and then blame it women. Such is life.
>>34493936From a real historical perspective, Hadrian was the most interesting of the men in that list by far. Alexander honestly isn't even as interesting as his own father, for example.
>>34493949just you two, or in a group ? that's important to know. and if he has hugged you first, maybe next time you should go for a hug first and see how he reacts.
>>34493950Men aren't the ones making posts saying that all men are rapists and murderers...
>>34493951There seems to be rather united consensus. Hadrian it is, thats the prettiest anyways, it has a moon and star on it.
>>34493934it's the weekend. i'm too busy fucking my gf so i get a pig to deliver some food. it's an act of charity mostly, otherwise you couldn't afford pay your phone bill.
>>34493954I mean it's not wrong to be afraid of the ones who murder your gender. But try going outside, women don't run from men or anything. You're just the average male falling for identity politics, it's way too common nowadays sadly.
>>34493955Get a brick too and say it's from his wall.
>>34493943Right. I think I was right when I said you'd act on your desperation
>>34493960I don't think one should just make things up like that, thats not good for you.
>>34493944>>34493942Maybe I'm painting him in a bad light since we both tease each other a lot. He's genuinely one of the most selfless and kind people I've ever met. The way I see him treat other people turns me to mush. I didn't know a person could be so kind and smart. I just realized how he makes me really feel way too late. I know socialism isn't that popular here, I'm not one either but his ideology truly comes from a good place. And he isn't annoying to people that disagree with them or practice bad faith.
all men and all women hate roaches that much i know
>>34493956You're the furthest thing from my bread and butter. The vegans in the outter skirts of town do that.
>>34493953It was just us. It was a long week of bullshit and he said "I know hugs aren't your thing, but if you could spare one I could really use it" and I said yes. Since then we have done it a few times but he's always done it first.
>>34493967Quite bizarre when an incel pretends to be a woman posting about the idealized version of himself he has in his head.
>>34493962Unfortunately you are wrong
Female 25. What do guys actually want in bed? I mean actually not in theory. If I actually want him to be really satisfied what is the play.
>>34493967What are his thoughts on LGBT and illegal immigrants?
>>34493975i would interpret that as a guy making some sort of move for sure lol. especially if he keeps initiating hugs. why not try to do it first to him once ? maybe he is waiting for an okay signal or something like that.
Today is my 30th bday. When will I enter unc status?
>>34493986Happy birthday anon
How do i date a woman that isn't secretly lesbian/bi/asexual? they seem to be everywhere these days...
>>34493986>When will I enter unc statusFive years ago.
>>34493981Nothing, men do anything for a woman who does nothing for him as long as she is exactly his type or he just finds her very attractive.
>>34493977Yet here we are. Sending boobies
>>34493972imagine needing to depend on indians as your only source of sexual attention and your primary source of income
Image limit is reached. We need a fucking new thread you cocksuckers! Do your job foids!
>>34493986Happy birthday
>>34493981For the love of god just make him feel desired. Just show enthusiasm. Thats all we want
>>34493981Dress up + lipstick. Blowjob. If you want to go on top practice with a dildo first, up and down is better for him. If he falls out, put him back in rather than making him do it. Enthusiasm is good. You can also just ask him what he likes or find out his fantasies
Do people secretly get urges and fantasies to brutalize/even murder their significant others, but they just don't talk about it?I was raised around domestic violence so I wonder if that fucked me up, or if everyone is like this to an extent.
Help! He saw my pussy. What do I do??
>>34493981I don't care if you put in a lick of effort, just make sure I know you want to be there. And if you don't, tell me why so I can make you want to be there.
>>34494003I have never had that urge. I was only disciplined with a stick as a child but never like full on beat
>>34494003Uh no... I never had such thoughts, seems concerning.
>>34494003I never experienced domestic violence or stuff like that. But when I was in my first relationship I often had dreams where we were attacked, my SO died, and I had to defend myself alone.
I’m here!I saw this worked earlier
>>34493985Yeah I should start with that. Graduation is in like a few weeks. Part of me just wants to go for a kiss when were both drunk but I'm such a coward. Last week he was talking about where he'd like to be in 15 years. A family, kids. It made be feel so broody, I masturbated as soon as I got home. >>34493983About what you'd expect, but he's actually not an open borders guy and doesn't think kids should take hormones to transition.
>>34494012I know so many men who admitted they had nightmares about not being able to defend their families even if they had a gun irl and in the dream, like “ oh god my arm was moving so slowly or the gun just wouldn’t work”
>>34494016Damn, life must be rough in the favela.
>>34493994Well I have to do something I think. >>34494001I desire him a lot so I guess that's easy. We're meeting up tonight and I'm just kinda accepting that I'm going to jump him.>>34494002Alright. Thank you then.
>>34494021New
That woman at the taco truck was my once every bi-annual opportunity to get a hot gf that throws herself at me. Fuck my stupid chud life for being a coward
>>34494007Alright. I think I'm going to initiate so he should know I want to be there. I am nervous as shit.
>>34493270too busy talking with my bf claude all day sry babes
>>34494024Yuck
>>34494024you couldn't have chosen an uglier pic. get better taste, faggot.
>>34494020No they were middle class men in the USA, a few were veterans though so maybe that’s a part of it now that I think about it.
>>34493995I didn't send boobies if someone wants to see them they have to work to do it in person and the lights have to be off
>>34493270i got a tiny ass dick and dont want a woman to see or touch it ever nigga it aint complex
>>34494034no one cares about your titty skittle flapjacks, lilith
>>34493967in other words, a onions fake cuck personality attracts a lot of women.
>>34494034>and the lights have to be offugh
>>34493580Yummy slut
>>34494043on god
Do men feel anything?
>>34493967>>34494048Actually you could also call it a dater's personality because he does whatever's going to make a woman wet. If getting pussy means acting like a turboreddit leftard selfless cuckoid who dresses metrosexually and makes passes on all the women to make them compete for him, then that's what he's going to do. He's a dater.
>>34494064Yeah I feel some fucking pain in my pelvis right now.
>>34494065grim
Is moid and foid the same as incel and femcel?
>>34494098Not reallyUsually it's just male and female
>>34494088Your beriod ?
>>34494110Yeah, feels like I'm gonna lay an egg.
>>34494115Is your cloaca tight and juicy?
>>34494098Man and woman? Too bland/normalfaggy.Male and female? Too scientific/autistic.Moid and foid? Not too rude/just rude enough for our 4channel.
>>34494115Ew
>>34494064No. I'm not allowed to or women will lose respect for me
My grandma used to love this song :/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1w-qrmorao
>>34493551>I love Jewish men they know how to treat a woman rightKorra?
>>34493537>That's a mild case of drug-induced psychosisPossible. I'm unfamiliar. It happened very consistently though.>>34493558I could do that. There's an obvious one regarding Catherine the Great.
>>34494115I shan’t be warming it on the tops of my feet with my engorged belly fully of fish. Good luck raising your half frigate bird bastard egg. Frigger lovers. Disgusting.
fuck
