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Shalom
MI want to experience the WMAF lifestyle so bad
>>34494021Wow, another thread of basement dwellers larping as women. Exciting!
>>34494031just go to sea
>>34494035It’s not the same. Also it’s expensive
>>34494031Is the lifestyle that different? What changes?
plap
>>34494036the same from a US asian or east asian? I think it will be cheaper then both
What do women think about this?
>>34494045sauce?
>>34494045Have you tried getting over yourself and/or growing the fuck up?
>>34494051goodmenproject.com/ethics-values/the-male-body-repulsive-or-beautiful/
>>34494040>What changesGood food after sex. Obsession with me, initially because of surface level characteristics but she’ll be obsessed with me personally. Also they have tight holes and will brag about my fat cock to her friends, then they’ll get jealous and want to be with me and then I’ll have more options in my roster>>34494042It will be cheaper moving to a big city. Also more diversity. I could be with a korean woman one day, chinese next day, vietnamese on another day. Going to SEA doesnt give me that unless I want to country hop but that’s dumb
>>34494057Can you have some empathy for once in your fucking life?
>>34494058>goodmenproject.com
>>34494045yeah i feel this way about someone but he'll never know.
>>34494045Self-pitying victimized wanking into a pool of your own tears. self centeredness
I don't need to sell my soul he's already in me
>>34494061If you have been around handsome men you will see plenty of women ogling them or trying to sneak in some groping.>>34494067Exactly, thank you.
This place is weird
>>34494070Troons really have it hard nowadays
>>34494067this. women do that shit, be a man
>>34494045Being objectified and perverd on isn't being wanted or longed for retard.>>34494058>A blog of opinion pieces10/10 source there buddy.
>>34494057That's what we should be saying about each and every "problem" that women have.
>girl I went on a date with wants to see me again tomorrow>she wants to meet up even earlier and hang for longer than our previous 6-hour date>parking was really expensive and I paid for everything from dinner to dessert/sweet treats afterwards>didn’t even get to rail her or even cop a feel and had to listen to her yap about random shit and how much patriarchal society sucks the whole timeHow do I get myself out of this one? I really am not feeling her (or paying $100 every date just to hear her yap) but I’m too socially meek to turn her down.
bro will be spamming and samefagging his incel copypasta slop for the next several hours
>>34494067nta but women are the most self-centered sapient beings that exist on this planet.
>>34494067>>34494074I really dont understand how we're not allowed to talk about things that affect us without being accuses of being whiny or self pitying. Its very frustrating
>>34494079>10/10 source there buddySource? i just asked what women though... i wasnt making some argument that needs backed up by an academic study
>>34494034Here we go again. You aren't fooling meYou know what it's your funeral. I'll leave you to your devices. Let's see how this ends
>>34494087talking about your feelings is inherently feminine and unbecoming of a person with agency or dignity. Unironically, man up
>>34494087Women have that exact reaction everywhere. The empathetic gender.
>>34494074>If you have been around handsome men you will see plenty of women ogling them or trying to sneak in some groping.This.The standards for men are just higher, but the tall handsome Chads get lusted after very obviously. It's supply and demand, so men have to be more perfect to be attractive to females, while men already love average foids and even ugly foids.
>>34494092You're weird I'm not spending an hour of you calling me a liar again
>>34494087what is the answer you want or expect?
>>34494101>Have you tried getting over yourself and/or growing the fuck up?>Self-pitying victimized wanking into a pool of your own tears. self centerednessTo have a discussion without being insulted. But clearly i expected too much
I'm financially stable, physically fit, and I want to start a family but I'm too autistic to court women. What do I do?
Women, would you date a guy who had and possibly still has a habit of jerking off for 30 minutes to an hour?
Men are the gender that blames everything on women, and then cries if anyone responds to them. And on top of that they just murder women. Absolute meme gender.
>>34494084>or paying $100 every dateKek, you simps are really doing this? This is exactly why you didn't get to fuck.
>>34494104What is the discussion? That you were never loved or desired? That men are never loved or desired? That they are not the same way as women? How does that discussion goes?
>what is the win against men that women want or expect?
>>34494107You post this literally every single thread. Has it made you any happier or improved your life in any way?
>>34494106Is that not a regular amount of time to jack off?
>>34494106isn't that basically masturbating like a woman (the time i mean). no issue.
>>34494106Um no why does it take so long
>>34494107you are my favorite poster, debateanon
I'm a tall handsome chad
Patiently waiting for the more sane posters to appear
I can't stop eating these fucking cereal bars I bought yesterday.
>>34494114>the projecting startsTry not to whine and scream at every anon for this whole thread, just this once.
>>34494107So throw them out and make your gynocentric society already. Clearly they're obsolete and the world doesn't need them anymore.
I'm a short ugly chudette
>>34494104I am not being facetious when I say that the point of a discussion is to get new ideas or information, but this brick wall you've hit asking the question should also be an answer, women do not want to hear about or entertain your insecurities. Imagine saying "I am worried about muh body and i don't feel muh clean and pure" to an anglo-saxon, a viking or someone settling the american frontier
>>34494119"Debate" is a strong word I used to call her east euro femcel because of her odd typing style
>>34494129Did you try not being ugly?
Men need to realised that women dont like them. Only then will we be free
>>34494125My mom doesn't let me eat those anymore
>>34494021Why do women universally love Brokeback Mountain and The Notebook?
>>34494128You are my favorite whiny hon.
>>34494129sexo
>>34494116>>34494117Idk how long women take, it wasn't always like this>>34494118I've just been uh taking my time and enjoying myself as of late
>>34494129Focus on yourself and the right man will appear (in between casual sex with hot but bad men)
>>34494059what if real life isn't anything like that at all whatsoever
>>34494127What am I projecting? I asked if posting this in every single thread makes you happy or improves your life in any way? If you don't answer my question you're trolling and this conversation is over.
Males hate women because women are afraid of males. Funny how much troon rage that causes.
>>34494136You are my nigher, retard.
The kind of love I desire is something few women can give me. I just want a woman with big boobs, a low body fat %, and who understands me
>>34494108unironically, thisit is absolutely irritating to admit but a GREAT deal of the PUA cringe redpill slop tips for dating work immaculately. I also end up spending much less money as a byproduct which is a nice bonus
>>34494134Grown ass man btw
>>34494075yeah it is. feels a lot more like "bitch about the opposite gender in an echo chamber"
>>34494144I have no idea who or what you are, but have fun arguing at me
>>34494104Those comments telling you to cut that shit out were probably from men.
>>34494143I don’t see why it wouldn’t be. Everything online suggests it is like that and the men are ugly and aren’t tall. I’m hot as fuck and I’m tall
>>34494134I mixed it up with some milk and a shot of maple syrup.>>34494122I'm not coming today.
Reminder that to men "Desire" means to always be horny and wet for his cock, if you're not horny and wet for his cock, then you obviously aren't attracted to him and are going to cheat on him with Chad. This is the logical sex.
>>34494084just ghost her
>>34494154Yeah. It’s sad. Makes me scared for them.
>>34494145I'm afraid of women tho
>>34494154a big issue is that a lot of /atoga/ isn't your typical 4chan poster but pseudo-normalfags
>>34494129>chudetteI'm still not sure what this means.
>>34494156NTA. This. Women don't even reply to topics about men's issues because to them these don't exist.
>>34494153*woman Representation matters
Reminder that if sexuality was a choice, no woman would choose men
>>34494172I did not need this reminder. I can do nothing with it.
>>34494105Just stop being autistic
>>34494170Don't just run in circles, if you truly believe this, make a decision to act on this information
>>34494159You're horny and wet for my cock
Women should be there for each other. This includes lesbian sex and paying for each other's food and mortgage.
Femanons, how bad is being 5'7" to you? Does it matter if the guy is like slim/wiry/athletic and can beat up most men?
From scale of 1 to 10 how much more intense is anal than PIV?
>i kill women but i'll make it seem better by saying i'm afraid of them
>>34494172lmao bisexual men and women both end up dating men because they're objectively better partners, hell most lesbians drop that shit like a bad habit if they live with a man for a few months.
>>34494105online dating
>>34494181Making your height insecurities your entire personality is far worse then whatever height you are.
>>34494171Point still stands. You're a big girl mommy can't tell you what to do
>>34494189She's right though, I shouldn't eat so much processed food
>>34494184Who are you quoting?
>>34494106Fwhy does it matter? that's your business.
>>34494021YEAH STINKY MOIDS COULD NEVER*HNNNGGG*
>>34494181>don't be insecure>don't be an incel (virgin)>be a leftist>dress like a female >earn 7 figuresSimple.
This music is pretty groovy. I’m going to have some cereal after this.
im very depressed and suicidal so i made this beathttps://voca.ro/17rvWKevef7qwhat do you guys think of it?
>>34494184I only kill their attraction to me
>>34494181idc about beating-up capability, but i do have a weird type that probably fits this, average height heroin chic men lol.overly tall men have always looked like they have weird proportions to me.
thats why i only date moderate height men 6'2
>>34494200Get raped, faggot
>>34494184>Kill a womanwhy? Just put some mild inconvenience in front of her and they give up.
>>34494190How many were you eating
>>34494021Why are modern women such open gooners?
>>34494135brokeback mountain is not well liked among women, only women who are unrealized fujoshis. all the women in that story get completely fucked over by a couple of faggots who put buttsex above their own families and success
>>34494206Who hurt you, anon? Have you tried getting laid to rid yourself of anger?
>>34494202Top 10 list aah track
>>34494188I'm not I was just reviewing how I came across with AI to women and he said my height takes me from like pretty attractive to below average attractive to most women and basically makes me invisible to women online(and irl is going extinct)
>>34494208If I tell you are just going to call me a liar
>>34494149Fboobs are fat. what you want is physically impossible
>>34494216I've eaten more and weirder shit come on now
>>34494215>I'm basing my dating prospects based off what an LLM told meYou're fucking retarded.
I think I actually kind of like being my height besides for peacocking
>>34494157Fyou're basing your expectations on second hand knowledge. i encourage you to try and see what happens, but I'm wondering what you'll do if real life is different.
>>34494215>across with AILol
>>34494222Honestly it's completely insane sometimes(which causes me to go a bit insane sometimes) but it's given me some great tips. I think I'm getting better faster than I would improving alone.
>>34494211This, I'm pretty sure Brokeback Mountain was just Bush era ragebait, it's incredibly dull and seems to exist solely to help upper middle class leftists pretend that there is some mythical population of gay men somewhere who act and look traditionally masculine without parody or memeing. Such a population of gay men does not exist.
>>34494221Sure you have
>>34494172Fthese are a bunch of reddit women and reddit has that stupid voting system and tons of bots
How come there are men out there that are objectively uglier, shorter, weaker, make less money than me, yet they have gfs?
>>34494108Normally I don't even go on dates, period. If a girl isn't showing interest in sucking my dick within 5 minutes of meeting me or letting me back to her room to fuck, I just dip.But I've been on a dry spell for half a year ever since Tinder became draconian with its policies and I got banned on all of my burner numbers and devices and the desperation for SOME potential action is kicking in.>>34494161I've always felt guilt-ridden whenever I ghosted a girl who was really into me or wanted to see me again. Now I'm trying to gaslight myself into thinking she's a gold digger who's trying to waste my time- which is possibly true because she's of Russian descent. Except she's fat and not hot/pretty.
>>34494231NTA>A book written in 1997 is Bush era ragebaitI know you're probably online aware of the movie adaption but Jesus Fuck anon.
>>34494207That is just the average modern male.
>>34494227It wasn't great English but natives KNOW esl. Comprende? Lo siento. I get a little heated sometimes.
>>34494135Brokeback Mountain because I get to watch two hot guys fuck one another and the notebook because it's genuinely so sweet and romantic
>>34494180FI wouldn't do anything for another woman or man for that matter
>>34494237I thought women ere shallow whores who only go for tall alpha Chads?>>34494240>Only awareI love making typos.
>>34494045>What do women think about this?That it's bullshit.
>>34494202Some mumble wub right thurQuick, moid, pretend you're just waking up and do a big stretch while recording.
>>34494237If you have a social network to meet them through repeated interactions and are like at least mediocre women are pretty easy. Schooler anon was more right than anyone wants to admit. Bitches LOVE guys that are members of shaded institutions.
>>34494210Bc everyone is so hot and should be gooned to
>>34494201Lucky charms?
>>34494238its fine to ghost her. its not as bad as it seems. it gets the point across without having to have the weird conversation about it.
>>34494251shared*
>>34494122>Patiently waiting for the more sane posters to appearYou're in for a long fucking wait.
>>34494233It's just a bunch of cereal bars what could be so out there about it
>>34494253Cheerios
>>34494259>all anime>and then homestuck and nudoomkek
Hi I’m back again. How can I get fucked like thisNm it’s not letting me post itIts with James deen and Chloe cherrySomething about destroying her butthole but I don’t think I’d go that far
>>34494181I'd be more interested if you weren't slim and wiry.
>>34494265Not even honey nut?
>>34494259I bought Lobotomy Corporation but didn't play it much but it looked cool
>>34494237It's almost like everything you think you know about what women want is wrong, isn't it?
>>34494275What
>>34494237the only two things that REALLY matter to the extent looksmaxxers say is >facial attractiveness>personalityYou don't need both. But you absolutely need one of the two. The ugly broke dudes are likely smart and highly enjoyable as people, which boosts them massively.
>>34494279Nope
>>34494276I don't want to be far tho. I like being thin and it's so easy. I even eat a lot but minnmaxxed the foods I eat, and I can eat shit americaslop like twice a week and it not matter. I would actually have to make bad decisions on purpose to be fat now. I don't gym. All my physical hobbies are like fun.
I should buy a bass guitar
Despite being somewhat of a loser, I am acquaintances with a handful of “popular” ladies on campus. Mainly just because I’m a punching bag to vent to. There was something called “goth night” at a venue, and I was talking to one of those previously mentioned popular ladies about it because she had gone to it. She was complaining about her boyfriend not being interested in it at all and her friend being rude to her while they were there, and it seemed like she had a miserable time. Then, a few hours later, she posted pictures of goth night on Instagram and framed it as if nothing went wrong at all, including pictures of her boyfriend and friend. Why did she lie for social media?
>>34494287fat tho*
>>34494289You SHOULD(and practice at least 10-30mins every day on exercises and google youtube stuff to learn more of every time you master that)
Going to bars once per week fucking sucks. I want to give every day but the area I live in isn't lively enough to go so often and meet women. I NEED TO GET OUT OF HERE
>>34494289You got big balls?
I love watching videos of people doing things I'll never be able to see and do and go to
>>34494282I’m so horny
>>34494045I've had this from one girl, and one girl only.
>>34494290I started making a social media and AI told me everyone lies and I should "Put my best foot forward" to compete.
>>34494243>sweet and romanticwhat makes things romantic?
>>34494289https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPhO5g39vpg
>>34494300>AI told meDude actually shut the fuck up, this isn't stuff you're supposed to admit
>>34494045I like kissing >his pictures.
>>34494290this is why i don't use social media.
>>34494135I'm a straight man and I liked Brokeback Mountain until the tent scene. That was way too on the nose about "btw this is a gay faggot movie" but the story itself and the scenery was great and comfy. The Notebook I don't remember much about anymore, I thought it was meh when I watched it years ago.
>>34494286I see. Well enjoy
>>34494314Thanks
>>34494305idc, it is still retarded though and i have to pre-frontal-cortexmog it from time to time
Genders, I found a new shit test.Let's yell at each other to figure it out.
>>344943204Cuz she’s not the liberal
Sex havers of atoga. How many times have you had sex?
Honestly im wondering if socializing is a good investment because AI will be more human than human in like a decade. The crazy thing about AI hallucinations is they make you realize irl humans hallucinate too.
OH WAIT THE UMBRELLA
>>34494298Idk what you're trying to say
>>34494324lol times?
>>344943204. they could both use their own umbrellas, but choose to use only one so they can walk close to each other.
>>34494320Purple drew me before I even noticed the symbolism. I don't care or not care about equality. I suppose I slightly prefer equality but it's not a priority anymore.
>>34494320Either purple or green
>>34494323>picking the one where the female was also carrying an umbrella because she was partially unsure of her moid being competent to carry one and calling that the conservative couple....
>>344943201 maybe 3If she brings her own umbrella that means she ain't trust me to keep her covered
State gender.Are you hooded or non-hooded? Which do you prefer?
>>34494324Once but I'll do it again.
>>34494324Not enough
>>34494320THEY WILL ALL END IN DIVORCE AND THE UMBRELLA ENDS UP IMBEDDED INTO THE DRYWALL
>>34494337somewhere in-between ithink. they are hooded at the outer edges, but not quite at the middle.
>>34494337MNo to both because I'm white
>>34494337Non-hooded*
>>34494320Maybe in 3 they remain together. The rest of the women initiate a divorce, according to the statistics.
>>34494337MHooded
I’m somewhat friends with some popular girls despite being a loser, and one of them told me she can’t talk to me much anymore because her boyfriend was getting jealous. I don’t know how that’s the case because I really don’t pose much of a threat at all when he’s tall and in a band or something.
>>34494349maybe both somehow because i have non-hooded deepset eyes
>>34494352this is surprisingly common for both parties even in normie relationships, it's only about your gender anon.
Women how would you feel if your boyfriend called your boobs "cute"
>>34494354yep same, deep-set so i don't have the bug eyes effect but also non-hooded.
Should I just go back to college to hit on women at this point?
>>34494334>fat single mother thinks she knows what a good relationship looks like?
>>34494355I see, I see. I’ve really only had female friends most of my life due to how I was raised.
>>34494337>State gender.M>Are you hooded or non-hooded? Hooded>Which do you prefer?Don't know. Never thought about it much.
Thinking of an elsborate ten page story anout the purple couple and posting it to ao3 and ff.net btw they both die in a car crash drunk driver tbones them
>>34494363I'm sure you're very special and not like the other boys.
>>34494264Nothing you’re the one being weird about it
>>34494320>no moid is saying redDo you guys all seriously have colorblindness? And or retardation to color theory?
How to get a kpop idol gf? how rich do i have to be?
>>34494324Two times
>>34494359In yinyang chinese metaphysics it is feminine to have eyes that are not deepset and masculine to have eyes deepset, but there's always a little yin in every yang and vice versa
>>34494337MHooded. My grandpa had to get surgery because the skin eventually started drooping enough to obscure his vision.
>>34494375>>34494320Oh and also body language?
We must protect women and be better men.
>>34494375I can’t relate to any of these because I’m going to be alone forever but I’m red if its with my mom or anyone ik because i don’t mind the rain
>>34494381the purple couple seems the warmest which is why i leaned towards them
>>34494382I think we should just leave them alone and learn to be happy without then to genuinely honest. I think its kind of sad for us to keep going after people that clearly dont want us
>>34494373You're the one being weird
My coworker was showing me how many women hit him up on instagram and it's kind of fucking insane. He's a good looking guy, don't get me wrong but I'd say we're on the same level looks-wise, we're just fishing for different women. Should I start my own Instagram and be active on there?
>>34494390No I’m not
>>34493580>if you, as a man eat a non-virgin pussy, you've been longhouse 100% without recoveryBut I like cleaning up bbc creampies
>>34494375Red lady isn't even holding his arm
>>34494325You've gone full retard dude
>>34494394Yeah you are all I asked was how many granola bars you'd have to have been eating for your mom to stage an intervention and getting all defensive
>>34494376You have less value than a single mom though.
>>34494392Probably. I feel like I wasted my life working on myself in every capacity except this, and none of them matter except just meeting a girl in the right circumstance or looking like you have a cool like on instagram. What type of women is he into?
>>34494400Implying he wasn't already
i have been walking for 80 minutes now
Women, would you date a man who doesn't eat seafood?
>>34494400Do you think AI isn't going to become smarter than humans in every capacity within a couple of decades? I lean towards it will. Also unless we modify humans it inevitably will 100% eventually.
>>34494408Reluctantly.
>>34494243>The notebook>go out with me girl>'no'>i will jump off if you dont>okaythis is romantic?
Why does everyone hate AI? I thought like everyone had depression and we're all lowkey nihilists.
>>344943204
>>34494408Can i eat seafood?
>>34494401Don’t worry about what I’m doing
>>34494414Corporate and HR love AI and want to shove it down everyone's throats. Most of the time I pretend it doesn't exist + don't use it to avoid the cognitive decline.
>>34494414Shitty Twitter artists are upset about having competition for their shitty overpriced commissions and their syncopates are blindly regurgitating their opinions.
>>34494409I think that a lot of homo sapiens are going to become homo insipiens, a splinter species defined mostly by their machine worship, thanks to an over-reliance on AI
>>34494408I don't have anything against people who don't eat it, but I absolutely love seafood so i may be less likely to do that.
>>34494376Her managers wouldn't let her date a white guy
>>34494324>How many times have you had sex?I honestly don't know. A couple of thousand, maybe? If you're in a relationship, then even if you're only having it twice a week, that's over a hundred times a year, or over a thousand in ten years. It adds up.
>>34494416No you have to be a submissive doll that does what he says
>>34494414I don't hate it, but I think that people who are obsessed with it enough to anthropomorphize it are kinda stupid
>>34494405>What type of women is he into?Mexicans that go after gym rat types, which he isI'd be going for the alt girls. I have success with them irl when I go to bars but I can't do that every day. Having more of a presence online would be nice because I can attract women whenever on there
Studies show even young people see their "friends" like once a week now. That's like fucking crazy. I thought everyone hated me but from asking around most people I know basically spend all their time with screens or working.
>>34494404I think i'm probably about the same>>34494422white?
>>34494420There is... a third option.
>>34494428Or latinx
>>34494416Of course I just won't
>>34494429I think humans should shift over to become more like AI and lose their sentience :) Join us. One race. One goal.
I know young people that work their asses off for no reason because they spend it all on like $59 tacos or dumb goyslop. Like why are you working 6 days a week to do that? It costs like $20 to make a weeks worth of tacos
>>34494417Grainbrain
Women i just shampooed and deep conditioned my hair
>>34494434Leave me alone man
>>34494432No. The AI needs us too. We're like a five billion year long experiment. It's a union. Did you not watch the cartoon?
>>34494427I have one friend and all we do is talk on discord once a month. Not even on voice. Been that way for years now.
>>34494427Life is busy, and family comes first. I'm in a relationship and we only spend weekends together most of the time.
>>34494437Humans should just turn their sentience off it’s useless and horribly inefficient.
>>34494436Have a fucking salad
>>34494438nta how do you get to that point with a friend?
You guys think?
>>34494446Needlessly even.
I'm planning on setting up a mother's day threesome for my wife. But should I get her something tangible as well?
>>34494446Nope
>>34494446Therefore I am
>>34494444I don't fucking know dude he's the only I have left because I'm a loser.
>>34494442It's actually really not because we're really creative especially in groups. In Stellaris the most competitive faction is basically humans living in luxury colonies ran entirely by AI while the AI steals all their ideas to accelerate technological progress.
>>34494429No, not really. That's a shell piloted by the backup of a homo insipiens' brain.If we ever accomplish something like this in real life, I doubt that we would be able to actually transfer a soul from one shell or another, just facsimiles of the memories and behaviors that once belonged to a soul
>>34494449Why are you telling me this
>>34494435what does it smell like?
what is it like to be a black dude with a really small dick? can anyone ITT with said circumstance share
>>34494454We will never get past copy and pasting tbdesu
>>34494455It's a question?
>>34494454I don't believe in atman or souls desu. I'm open to it if I learn anything new.
We're just anarchic totality at war with ourself. Eventually some organization will take over this universe, but there are others.
>>34494457He starts a podcast
>>34494460That much was obvious.>>34494458Yes, but that unfortunately isn't going to stop a lot of mad scientists.
>>34494452sorry, was asking from genuine curiosity. i don't have friends and often wonder how friendship works.
>>34494456I think the conditioner was a kiwi flavour
>>34494449MFM or FFM?
>>34494464The trick is to be interesting enough for them to want to come back or pitiful enough for them to not want to leave.
hello men :3what are your plans for today?
>Complain about not finding a partner 15-20 years ago>Get told "just stop looking and the right one will come">Stopped looking>It's been 20 years>The right one hasn't come Did I get hoodwinked? I feel like the guys who voted for Trump, or took a Summer job with Vector Marketing.
>>34494470death
>>34494470Have a shower and go to bed.
>>34494464If you are forced to be together enough with someone you just start sort of latching onto them, I think, basically.
>>34494449Wait, mother's day threesome? Are you and your wife having a sex threesome with her mom or yours?
>>34494470I'm going hiking, then some vidya.
I do not respect singing as a hobby, shut up
>>34494471You lost the lottery.
>>34494470will you be nice to me if i tell you?
>>34494470im going to try and get a bunch more stuff done and then maybe come back and post later :4l
>>34494446No, I stopped being taught how to think when they introduced standardized testing in schools during my childhood. Every child left behind.
>>34494471yeah you basically got fucked>just dont do anything >just dont try>just do nothing in life
>>34494468Does it matter??
Is there literally any negatives to you and your spouce having separate bedrooms?>each can decorate their bedroom how they see fit>have your own personal space>don't have to deal with the other person snooring or being a restless sleeper>you can still sleep together whenever you feel like it
>>34494486I want her in my arms every night.
>>34494486I want him in my butt every night.
>>34494469insightful. i'm not quite either, i have work to do it seems.>>34494475oh, i mean i spent 4 years in university and never managed to get a friend. what is the ideal circumstance for this to happen? other than elementary school.
>>34494470cry like a whiny bitch about my penis size online then draw and work out
>>34494471I'm still happier with him then the alternative. Ultimately politics is going to revolve around boomers til they die off.
>>34494489>>34494490I wonder if you will say the same after 5+ years of marriage.
>>34494486>Is there literally any negatives to you and your spouce having separate bedrooms?M. Absolutely none.
MListen to anything that makes you think about them lately?>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23W3wqAvsLg
>>34494471This was me and then I started going outside more and that's all I had to do to get women. I don't even approach - they come to me. All I had to do was leave the house and look nice
>>34494491basically school, work, or long-term groups for any other reasonpeople HATE hearing this
>>34494470>what are your plans for today?It's 10:49pm, so not a lot.
Listening to the Cum Town episode where they just read posts from r/smalldickproblems.
>>34494473not good, maybe replan>>34494481yes!
>>34494486Kinda gay of you
>>34494491also college friends like never really last, they're like associates, it was good you focused on college while there
>>34494486Separate bedrooms is all positive don't let society tell you otherwise
>>34494502wow , where do you live? its only 4pm here.
>>34494172why don't they date trans men?
I need food and a nap
>>34494476No? My wife is a mom, how autistic are you?
>>34494490>let me wrap my anus around you honey
>>34494476His mom obvWhy would he do something for someone who isn't his mom?
>>34494470I did literally nothing today. It's over.
>>34494520its okay theres always tomorrow
>>34494514have a threesome with one of her baby daddies
I got new shorts, this is huge for me
>>34494526post em
>>34494524I work tomorrow...
>>34494514Sounds like there's a lot of projection here. Like you have a complex about being mentally retarded with severe autism.
>>34494526How fat are you that your shorts are huge?
>>34494500what kind of long-term groups are the most ideal in your opinion? like specifically
>>34494397You're replying to a poly retard who can't be intimate with a guy more than once.
>>34494526Why did you buy huge shorts?
>>34494504>yes!I'm going to make some pastries. Last night i made some rough puff dough and put it in the fridge
>>34494486I sleep better while cuddling.
>>34494486none, just too poor lol
>>34494526Return them and get the right size.
>>34494470I had four donuts and two large coffees. Ready to till and plant.
>>34494526Dolphin shorts?
It's already tomorrow and I didn't have my shower yet.
No one wants to make a start up with me and move downtown and stay up late, drinking energy drinks and then hitting up the local clubs and inviting sluts over after a 12 hour grind
>>34494542I would but I don't know you or what our business is
>>34494470To eat a hamburger. It was a success.
>>34494525Technically we will since it's me.
women are you tired of us?
>>34494543Me? I'm anonOur business? Make a couple milli each
>>34494546Sure
>>34494547Bitchin' let's get this bread
>>34494534>tfw no qt baker bf sigh
WomenWhat's your favorite cuddle position? Do you reserve certain positions until later in the relationship?
>white people food is bad>Cheese burgers, Waffles. Pizza, Hot dogs, Crepes.Minorities, what gives? Did you mean bad for (You)?
You won't know their hookup rites and cuddles
I'm going to cook more tacos tonight
>>34494558When hes on his back and I'm on my side with one leg over his waist
Im so hungry but I can't eat what I want
huh huh huh SHUT UP YOU IDIOT
>>34494558I don’t like to cuddle. Let’s lie in separate hammocks next to each other
>>34494561whyte pepo don season deys arteries
>>34494566That sounds like it'll turn to sex 9 times out of 10
>>34494570Not the foid for me.
>>34494572It never does, because I have no rizz
>>34494558I'm on my back facing up meanwhile he’s facing down laying right on top of me, his full body weight on me, I couldn't get free even if i wanted to.
>>34494561>CrepesMmm
>>34494581Exquisite taste
>>34494561Also white, but let's be real, these people are talking about British food most of the time. Which is terrible.
>>34494562>You won't know their hookup rites and cuddles>women rarely orgasm during hookups>women usually orgasm in relationships>women continue hooking up with no discernable reason to do soHookups must be rituals!
>>34494581I like this too but the guy doesn't ever like laying on me
>>34494561Whiteoids specialize in pastries.t. whiteoid.
>>34494585That would be fair. Beans on toast, wtf?
>>34494554>qt baker bfqt? do girls really like this
Moids, can I steal your philipino wife?
>>34494581>>34494589Are you both tall? How do you not die?
>>34494586I'm still baffled. Nothing adds up. They claim to hate hookups but then as soon as they're single or about to be single, they hook up. If you also hate hookups as a man, then you're an "incel who can't get laid"
>>34494595No. I want brown asian women
>>34494593M>creampie>bun in the ovenIt's been obvious since the beginning!
I should bake cookies
>>34494581What if I don't weigh that much
>>34494585People parrot this, but I think a lot of British food is great. Pies, puddings, beef wellington, fish and chips, bangers and mash, everything in a full English besides the baked beans, the SANDWICH, etc.I'm probably extremely biased since I'm an Anglo, admittedly
>>34494593Despite what you may have heard about the fastest way to a man's heart being his stomach, I think this might be even truer for women
>>34494595gay as fuck and cringe
>>34494597>If you also hate hookups as a man, then you're an "incel who can't get laid"People really think this? I hate hookups because they make me depressed.
>>34494595What did you get banned for?
>>34494593i do at least, do you have a gf?>>34494596no im short, i havent had a bf to do this with yet so no input on his height>How do you not die?it'd be a good way to go, realistically though if he'd a big guy i'd just have him lay slightly off to the side.
>>34494610Being a fat retard
>>34494609Yeah, I can't ever pair with a woman who doesn't do hookups because as soon as the topic comes up, I'm some sort of insecure freak for not declaring my unwavering support for women hooking up with male models on Tinder.
>>34494614AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
State genderWhat people do you hate?MI hate trainfags
>>34494614If that were a bannable offense there'd be 5 people here
>>34494596I'm not that tall but it's not his full weight just the top half if his head is on my chest
Do you guys think the Valkhater has a hate boner for her
Female 25. Need help. Have not had sex except once years ago and it was bad. I am going to a guy friend's place tonight and I am planning to initiate. I have heard from people who know that he is very good in bed. We have been suggestive in texts and I think he knows what's coming.How do I blow his mind and leave him satisfied? I don't want to just lie down and take it, for many reasons I want to make it awesome for him and blow him away.
>>34494624Nah i think it's Swiss
like that
>>34494626>I am going to a guy friend's place tonightWhy become a slut?
>>34494619MZionists and Zionist sympathizers, rapists, molesters, animal abusers, child abusers, career politicians, war profiteers, usurers and historical revisionists
>>34494619
>>34494610The lightest of sentences. """"Off topic."""" Lol
>>34494619Fi hate theyfabs and bisexual men
>>34494621Why do you think the poster count was disabled?
>>34494628Holy shit why are his fingers so long
>>34494626Why can't women like you ever be in my life? This is what I get for not making friends in college. I'm a fucking failure. I'm good looking but it doesn't matter
>>34494628Kneeing him in the crotch?
>>34494636He's like slenderman or a demon so he has a scary hand
>>34494624>>34494627Yeah it's probably swiss a la seethe because she's not in the discord. I rule with an iron fist.
>>34494558i often sleep with hands crossed over my chest, while on my back or sideways, so if you just lie next to me while i can sleep like that it'd be a comfy cuddle position.
>>34494640There's a discord?
>>34494636A woman drew it.
>>34494630Do you hate rapists and zionist sympathizers or just zionist rapists and other rapists are cool?
>>34494638Depends
>>34494637You can't just be good looking, you have to be VERY good looking, and confident/charming.
>>34494558Big spoon and kissing >his head.
>>34494644The former.
>go for a walk>drink water>have a nice shitepic, if i died right now i would be more or less satisfied
>>34494629I feel bad about it. If you want the honest reason it's because I'm just so horny it hurts and I can't find a guy worth a real relationship. I keep finding liars, idiots, man children and losers and I'm just sick of it. I want to have sex and I'm just gonna do it with a guy I know has a good amount of sex and is good at what he does.
>>34494641What if I held you
>>34494651So he's a "Chad?" That's depressing.
>>34494641king tut here
>>34494630ntaWell this is awkward, I'm a philosemite.
Gigolo's have it easy.
>>34494651How do you know he fucks around abd is good at it?
>>34494624Nah, she's not the only one who gets trashed. Disliking namefags is natural for anons, especially for oldfag anons who witnessed Cr*k and *KG.
>>34494630>war profiteers>career politiciansreddit moralism
Fucking explain yourselves moids! You are accountable here. I demand that you fucking acknowledge and respond to her complaints!
>>34494657Bruh they get buttfucked by the kind of gay men who can't manage to fuck other gay men. A more cursed existence has never been known.
I just ate food
Genders? Can you even love like you used to a certain age? I want to feel passionate about a woman again but I feel like I'm running on culture and habit. I'm not sure if I have anhedonia or this is just what growing up is like.
>>34494662NTA.Reddit loves both if they're democrats
>>34494613>do you have a gf?nope
>>34494663Hi I’m going to have a couple slices of pizza rn and maybe a smoothie
>>34494656You could maybe argue I am one as well. A lot of why I despise Zionists is because I think they give Jews a bad name and basically use them as scapegoats to get away with murder
>>34494667FI think it's over for me, once I turned 23 I stopped having that obsessive tendency
>>34494667This is just what growing up is like.
>>34494654He's not like a square jaw football player douchebag. He's good looking and I know he has a big dick and I've never had anything like that. He's just a nice guy who has always liked the ladies and I know he isn't a weirdo so I'm doing it I guess.
>>34494667M, 33. I often wonder this myself.
>>34494656Why? In a reactionary, "well every annoying person is really against Israel right now" sort of way or the more old-fashioned way?
>>34494662Pithy tourist contrarianism.
>>34494484That's why the advice gets modified to "work on yourself" but that doesn't do anything either. It's just a nice way of telling you to fuck off and not stick your nose anywhere near the dating pool (or hookup pool).
>>34494677He's sending you dick pics?
>>34494667No man has deserved all of my love and I'm glad I started holding back from every moid past age 18 to retain my wonderful whimsy. It's well preserved. Like a beautiful lemon in a jar.
Does drinking diluted apple cider vinegar help with anything?
>>34494667after a certain age*
>>34494619MRacists, bigots in general, Zionists, most politicians, billionaires, rapists, molesters, child abusers, fascists, Neo-Confederates, anti-intellectuals in general>>34494630Based
>>34494630You do realize that being Anti-Zionist makes you a historical revisionist. You are the very thing you hate.
>>34494672I don't know how to tell you this anon, but the vast majority of Jews are at least mildly zionist, so...>>34494679I find Jewish people and their culture fascinating, and I find antisemites are always whiny cunts looking for an easy scapegoat for their problems.
If I ever have a wife and she wants kids I'd rather adopt, I don't want to ruin her body and loosen her vagina and I don't give a damn about passing on my genes. Does /atoga/ agree?
>>34494659I know two people he has slept with and they both said it was a good time, a good date, really good sex and no regrets. They would both date him if he were interested but I think he likes just being a ladies man.
>>34494667MNo.
>>34494689>I don't know how to tell you this anon, but the vast majority of Jews are at least mildly zionist, so...I know. I maintain my stance. Makes me sad.
>>34494680there's nothing "contrarian" about calling you a retarded faggot, hope that clarifies my position on the matter
Damn wasted my youth and good looks. I feel like a heroin addict that can't ever get heroin or stop being addicted to heroine. I hope they make a brain chip to cure this.
Pizza is heating up and I'm going to play some videogames
>>34494619MRepublicans (U.S. political party), Trumpers/MAGA-ites, Anti-Zionists, antisemites, Islamophobes, AfD (German political party) members, Reform (UK political party) members, Alt-Rightists, Incels (in the ideological sense, not the literal sense of being virgins)
>>34494647>confident/charmingneed to work on this>>34494651>I want to have sex and I'm just gonna do it with a guy I know has a good amount of sex and is good at what he doeswhat do you mean by this? Also how did you meet him?
>>34494689>I don't know how to tell you this anon, but the vast majority of Jews are at least mildly zionist, soNTA. The majority of whites were white supremacists in the past.
>>34494699Homemade? Frozen? What kind? What brand? What videogame? You need to answer me
>>34494688I'm not. Zionism has always historically been opposed by some Jews because it misrepresents Jewish culture and Judaism.It's a nationalist experiment that sought to construct a new Jewish identity. I won't be replying to you further; don't waste your breath on me.
>>34494619M. I hate blacked out drunk retards. I hate tweakers. I hate needle pumping junkies. I hate ghetto black people that steal and get into fights and then throw tantrums pretending they never did anything wrong. I hate entitled post menopausal white women that can’t fathom they aren’t the entire worlds mom and say and do what they please. I hate sneering middle management types that lie out one side of their mouth and suck their boss off out of the other. I hate government over regulation. I hate the cost of private school. I hate my white trash neighbor who let their pitbull roam the neighborhood starting shit with everyone else’s dog.
>>34494697Womp-womp, cry about it on GIOYC.
>>34494667I've never (romantically) loved or even had a crush and I'm already M 36. So I don't know how it's supposed to feel like when you lose it.
>>34494696That's awesome, anon.
>>34494692That sounds suspiciously like chad, lol.
>>34494709Asexual?
>>34494700>hates all right wing parties in the western world>dislikes anti-zionistsi have some horrifyingly bad news about israeli society and broader culture for you friend
>>34494701I know him from my extended circle of friends. We always got along and he's a good guy. He took me home the other day when I needed help and bought me some food no questions asked and didn't want anything in return. He has a reputation with girls, I guess he's kind of like Joey from Friends. Actually very similar to that character. We've been talking and he's not pushing anything on me but I have heard things and I just really really want this right now. Now you guys have me doubting if it's a good idea.
>>34494667No. Those first oxytocin dumps are gnarly and looking back led to some pretty cringe behavior and situations. Having control of your emotions and hormones is not a bad thing.
>>34494709Every moid that says that is undiagnosed autistic. I'll put $20 on it on kalshi.
>>34494714No I actually have a libido and fap regularly
Polfags should leave desu
but anon, if we have kids we'll have to give up the spare rooms
I hate Katie Porter so much it’s unreal.
>>34494692How do you think your future boyfriend will feel about you casually fucking a guy like that?
>>34494692Do girls really just talk about sex with one anotherWhat made the sex so good with this guy anyway, tell me Chad's secrets
>>34494709I wish I was that instead if it makes you feel better
>>34494721*through tears* We don't have to sell ALL of the Arcade 1ups and Funkos babe I think *sniff* I think it'll be worth it
>>34494722Is your name Matthew?
>>34494719Do you just not like people
>>34494718You’re fat
>>34494717I prefer feeling like heaven could be on earth
>>34494696Nooo! You can't hate people that constantly lie and fuck you over! That's reddit talk! You have to take it like a good cuck.
my cat just flung himself across the living room behind me and bounced off the wall and ran across the couch and then jumped up along a doorframe
>>34494731*sniffsniffsniiiiiiifffff*Yep, autism.
hey anonswhat would make you consider someone a slut? is it anything over a certain body count, like after X amount of people?or is it more like the way they act?
since we're on the topic, the fascinating thing about jews as both a diaspora and (post-1948) as a nationality is that "jewishness" is basically the only relatively well known and influential ethnicity/culture that has managed to keep its bronze age blood tribalism and in-group preferences of the ancient world, whilst also developing serious sophistication and intellectual contributions to the world around them. It is no surprise that the stereotypical biased Jew is depicted as a cheating or dishonest caricature, basically every other ethnicity on earth has largely abandoned this level of tribal loyalty. They really are a one of a kind in that sense.
>>34494687>BasedYou're damn straight it is. It's over this century
Have renaissance fairs been completely taken over by onlyfans girls? Is that a new thing or was it just always like that?
>>34494716It's a good idea honestly, I'm just jealous of him because I could do this if I wasn't an asocial freak
State GenderWhat a deep secret you are embarrassed about?
>>34494736*spritzing with water*Do Not Activate The Red Pillers
>>34494734cats are so retarded
>>34494734I love rowdy cats
>>34494730I like my brother, dad and dog and that's about it, but I assume that's just normal behavior, to only care about your direct family members
>>34494736If they are into casual sex.
>>34494736FA body count that's in the double digits or higher. I think that's reasonable.>>34494738Yeah when you continue to treat an ethnicity like shit and blame them for everything no matter what, that tends to be the result.
>>34494736If somebody behaved sluttily. Frequently and frivolously sleeping with lots of people, especially in the context of cheating or without regard for the other person's feelings.>>34494743I don't think my answer was very redpilled.
>>34494736If they hookup, or have fwbs
>>34494734PurrkorNow post the kot
>>34494724Well I'm not a virgin. I slept with my boyfriend years ago and it was so terrible. The worst I could imagine. But I guess you have a point. >>34494725Not grossly but I guess. A friend of mine said she slept with him and it was like one long orgasm because he took his time, was just very skilled with everything they did and when they had sex sex her mind was blown. When she was telling me about it I was basically shaking because I want that so much.
>>34494685What do you imagine it'd help with?
>>34494736M>or is it more like the way they act?This. I think it has a lot more to do with cheating, dishonesty and infidelity than having slept with a lot of people, too.
>>34494742I play the part of an disaffected girlboss but secretly I want to have a million babies with my platonic friend I have feelings for.
>>34494734
Why the fuck is there a fat woman on my local news? What happened to eye candy hosts? This country is in the fucking shitter.
>>34494742I've never been in a real relationship. That's not groundbreaking for chan but I wouldn't bring it up irl
I'm horny!
>>34494757Anon, what the hell are you doing? Why haven't you made a move?
WomenIs there anything you agree with those manosphere/redpill guys about?
>>34494754Most guys don't expect a virgin, but hooking up with the "bad boy" is basically our #1 ick.
>>34494742FI once shot a man
>>34494767I told you I have to girlboss. I'd make a bad mother. He deserves a good wife. Weed numbs the feeling
>>34494769Woke feminists are annoying and stupid. Too bad the manosphere just does the same shit but in reverse.
>>34494772Why is that embarrassing? Was it an accident?
>>34494772Based gunslinger femanon
>>34494775Anon you fucking moron. Smoke weed with him and let him get you pregnantBe a power couple
Women. Do you have any romantic regrets?
WomenCould you like, please not, like, just stop right now, okay?
How do you finger a woman and rub her clit at the same time? If we're laying next to each other, reaching down to rub her clit is fantastic and easy, but I have to reposition myself to be between her legs if I want to finger her well. I don't know how to rub her clit from that angle, though. Weirdly twisting my arm around to have my palm against her to do it the same way as if we were laying next to each other is awkward and exhausting.
>>34494777She did it to cover up a fart
>>34494769There are a lot of kind of generic self help style things they purport that is relatively unobjectionable. It's also why it's so dangerous, every guy under like 25 if they want to do virtually anything they will end up with the youtube algorithm pigeonholing them into the manosphere in 15 minutes because they wanted to improve their posture, or mealprep or any number of mundane things.The red flag is in the fact that there are any number of positive creators in all of those spaces, and men choose not to bow out once they start seeing the toxicity of the people in that pipeline.
>>34494619Mhate is a strong word, i do not hate broad groups typically but i highly dislike>democracy fetishists>gender-war and broader culture-war participants>self-flagellating liberal white westerners>third worldists>populists of all types>anti-intellectuals>dishonest people>alcoholics (not for any deeply philosophical reason, I was simply raised by them and it is a personal matter of distaste)
>>34494786If you're laying next to each other just curl your fingers and they will go inside of her...?Am I missing something?
>>34494754ntai'd have no problem dating you, but i'm a cuck, lol. can you see yourself as a future hotwife?
By the beginning of next year, I will be moving out of the house at the ripe age of 26. Then my real life will begin
>>34494775every truly intelligent woman with a respectable career manages to rear 1-2 solid, well-rounded, outgoing and successful kids of her ownfailure to reproduce is literally the ultimate and final form of failure as a human lmao
>>34494790>anon thinks he'll be an eliteYou are not of the blood.
>>34494175I'm trying. It's not going well>>34494186I don't like it
>>34494793Dude.....
>>34494794Enjoy paying the overpriced mortgage for your retarded landlord took when he couldn't actually afford it.
>>34494736My personal algorithm for sorting out the whores is body count/years sexually active-number of relationships exceeding 90 daysX(R). R=100 for blacks and increases exponentially every time a girl mudsharks. R=1 for whites.Using this formula we can evaluate Stacy. She has been with 5 guys in the 3 years she has been sexually active. 5/3=1.667. She was in one relationship exceeding 90 days, was kicking it with a dude for a few weeks and shit didn’t work out, and had a drunken hook up not necessarily in that order. 1.667-1=0.667. That is a very acceptable composite slut score and she shouldn’t be ashamed. However! Two of these guys were black. 667x(100x100)=6,670. Absolutely disgusting coal burner material. Fuck off Stacy.
Hey brown femanons, can you call me a cracker and stomp on my balls?
>>34494794Could be worse. My real life begins this year at 30, right before my 31st birthdayCongrats on getting out of there anon
>>34494797did you smugly grin at your monitor while typing up this moronic reddit-laden sentence to me? serious question
>>34494781Ain't that easy. I feel like I've already established myself as a non family career women. It's also totally embarrassing to feel this way. I feel like an animal. I can't imagine anything more embarrassing than admitting this desire. But when I see him play with kids I turn to goo. Feelings come to pass though. I just gotta hold out. Pregnancy looks so painful too, I don't know what's wrong with my stupid body.
>>34494800we all have our interests. at least mine doesn't hurt anyone
>>34494802The latter half of your post reads kinda like the script for a mid 20th century educational reel for kids
>>34494794I'm 32 and feel like my real life hasn't begun yet. I still need to move out.
>>34494807I hope you get over it and become a mother someday. Just wanting it is proof enough that you're capable of it imo. Same for guys who want to be fathers
>>34494801See, I used to be this really frugal and "I GOTTA SAVE AND INVEST EVERY PENNY OR IM GOING TO BE POOR" type of faggot but then I started enjoying life a little by taking small trips, going out to clubs, getting a nice meal for lunch a couple times a week and my happiness and overall quality of life improved almost overnight. Live a little man. I'm a genius anyways and I'll always be able to make money but my youth won't last forever>>34494805Congrats to you as well
>>34494806Redditers are authoritarian. Ask them about free speech, or gun rights.
Hows your father doing anon
>>34494795Yeah I know. I struggle with self esteem and depression. Just the idea of having a big round belly scares me but I have this burning urge to do it. But only if its his. I do feel like he'd want to be in a relationship with me and have kids but I'm do afraid to give in.
>>34494742Female. When other girls change around me I look at their bodies with honestly a lot of lust and it feels pretty fucked up and dirty.
>>34494820idk, prolly aight.
>>34494821This is so cute and you should just go for it this year
>>34494827Change? Like losing weight?
>>34494792Then I'm not rubbing her clit, though. I wish to do both, simultaneously. Last time, I had to give up and just focus on fingering her while she rubbed her own clit. I felt weak.
>>34494833Obviously she means watching them get changed, tard
>>34494833Changing clothes, anon.
>>34494820Losing his mind.
>>34494833smartest moid
>>34494021Girls, how upsetting is it if your husband still gets butterflies or little mini crush feelings whenever he sees the girl he lost his V to around 20 years ago.Is this understandable or unacceptable? Obviously I don't tell my wife this and would never act on it but at the same time can't help but feel like a goofball when I see her.She does know about her and figured who she was before we got married but how do I go about how she refers to her as "your whore". As in if she sees her she says things like "look your whore is over there" or "your whore is going to be there"How do I make her stop doing this? It makes me feel uneasy/sad and it's kind of uncalled for on her behalf.
>>34494836>>34494835Shit, I haven't set off anyone's ESL radar in months.
>>34494842Kek, don't lose hope.
>>34494843How would you feel if your wife reacted like this towards her first boyfriend?
>>34494830ugh the urges and wearing me down. He's never asked me out because he wants to be a father and I always thought I never wanted to be a parent. This all started to really get to me because we got drunk and he asked me why I didn't want it. I mentioned how it would destroy my body and he said I'd look really cute pregnant and I melted but instead just told him I found that creepy. I'm such an idiot.
Women, remember, at least your name is not Ima Hogg
Would any women in this thread date a guy who didn't want to have sex until marriage?
>>34494786Index finger in her vagina and thumb on her clitoris.
>>34494855You're not an idiot, and you would make that guy so happy if you dated him. This is some of the sweetest shit I've read itt in a minute
>>34494857no lol
>>34494861Finger guns!
Genders? What's been on your mind a lot recently?
>>34494786>>34494861https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QDYExmWHlgw
>>34494129Why do women give a shit about being short themselves?
>>34494857yes cause i feel the same im not religious though
>>34494866Her
>>34494870Tall guys want tallish girls usually
>>34494866I don't feel so secure about my values and ideas anymore.Some have been reinforced and others question.
Menanons, why do you often 9/11 situations when you see another guy hitting it off with a girl?
>>34494742MI'm so into my sister that it makes me constantly want to better myself and be a better person, which is absurd as a man who has dated other women in the past and didn't have these sort of feelings half as often as I do now.She's the only woman I've had recurring romantic and sexual dreams about as well.I hate it. I don't like that she's the only woman that has ever evoked such strong feelings in me.
>>34494866Depression. Stupid mental block for getting on with things that should be simple.
>>34494878Wat?
>>34494875Why do women want tall guys so bad? Even when short guys might want short girls.
>>34494866MWhat to make for dinner, I struggle with it every day and it never gets any easierI can make pretty much any fucking thing I want, I just never know what I want
>>34494884Women are attracted to dominant men
Femanons, what are you having for dinner?
>>34494881guys go like psycho and just like ruin nights for everyone involved(it's heavily speculated that the pilots from 9/11 didn't survive the landing) when another guy gets the girl
Men and womenI don't think I've ever instinctively trusted any one of my partners. Have you? How did you get there?
>>34494884Femininity is synonymous with vulnerability, and being shorter than someone makes you more vulnerable than them to a degree since size and strength go hand in hand
>>34494890How is tall = dominant? Do you not know that meek tall guys exist? Are tall women automatically dominant
>>34494866I don't know what to do with myself
>>34494890Yes yes yes
>>34494895I used to and still sort of do but a lot of my later exes were like bpd narcissists unironically for some reason. Like ultimately the worst they can do is cheat on you, steal your stuff, or kill you in your sleep, and honestly the latter two are uncommon.
>>34494895MI'm naturally a very trusting person. Past the point of naïveté some times.
>>34494899>Femininity is synonymous with vulnerabilitySounds like pedoshit. What makes you think this way?
>>34494903Tell us about it
>>34494904Good girl
>>34494863Thanks man. I need to do some soul searching. It would be such a big swallow my pride moment. But I just can't stop thinking about that night when he said that. How he said that. How good his voice sounds. The little adorable smirk he makes. Deep down I would love to see those quirks in my child. We're not from the same country. I'm working in the UK and will have to go back. I told myself I'd just hold out but the feelings are burning now.
WomenWhy are you so afraid of approaching men? They want to be approached
>>34494915they aren't afraid to approach me lol
>>34494910You've come on too strong with the bait, here's a pity (You)
>>34494915because they’re much more stoic than women and i can’t read their expressions well or tone of voice, i never know if they’re annoyed with me or not. it doesn’t help that they’re tall and broad.
>>34494917How'd you rate yourself out of 10?
>>34494917You are a small minority
>>34494913I'm happy for you. Sounds like some good stuff. That sounds a lot like how I feel about a certain woman too
>>34494911I'd rather not
>>34494915Men who approach women succeed more, and women who have sons with men who approach more have more grandkids, so many women are part of a lineage of evolution that follows this meta and prefer men that approach.
>>34494923Babe, when would we ever be annoyed? Lol.
>>34494918It's not bait. Why do you equate feminity with vulnerability?
I have a pimple on my ass crack
>>34494934NTA how would you describe it?
>>34494932>Men who approach women succeed more, and women who have sons with men who approach more have more grandkidsHow do you know that?
>>34494937That's impossible. It must be on one cheek.
>>34494926Are you seeing her? Do men get similar feelings where they just wanna knock up their lover?
>>34494937No way me too
>>34494933well it seems that way when you guys dont smile at all and given short answers.
>>344949248.5/10Granted I get approached by women that I'm actually attracted to maybe 20-25% of the time. It's a nice ego boost tho
>>34494940Good point.
What's with atoga and oversharing?
>>34494939Idk but I didn't make the original claim
>>34494943She's a platonic friend too lolI've thought that I knew what it felt like to want that, but this feeling is much more intense and clear than anything I've felt for women I've actually dated for years at a time
>>34494946Is it mostly 6s approaching?
Foids what would you think of a guy who makes videogames in his spare time
>>34494947It was a question. Do you just make stuff up on the fly?
>>34494045>What do women think about this?It's a lie. I used to gaze and admire a guy
>>34494948gatgoga
>>34494948It's anonymous
>>34494948This is 4chan.
>>34494948I get asked questions, and I'm anonymous so there's not an inherent danger to honesty. I actually really hate lying and wish I could just tell the truth, at least most of the time. Sometimes lying is funny, like as ragebait or just saying bullshit
>>34494953Yeah, just slightly above average. I'm going to try approaching instead and see how that goes some time. I feel like I could leave a bar with a woman I'm actually attracted to every weekend if I was more active instead of just aura farming and waiting for a woman to notice me
>>34494957Well I meant women on average that are approached have more total grandchildren than women not approached AND their children were more successful because they were more likely to approach(because of their father's genes) AND men who approach are probably more sexually aggressive over time. Are you like the same one guy that analyzes everything I say for mistakes and also says mean things to me?
I need to destroy my body
>>34494970Pregnancy time!
>>34494923>because they’re much more stoic than womenSo? Is that not much better? You are less likely to be shamed that way.>i never know if they’re annoyed with me or notDo you have autism?
>>34494948It's nice to have a place to do it because you cant anywhere else, and it's nice to hear it even.
>>34494915>Women>Why are you so afraid of approaching men?Because when they do, they get rejected and slut-shamed.
>>34494970>>34494974PLAP PLAP PLAPGET RUINED GET RUINED GET RUINEDor whatever
>>34494970ROIDmaxxing time!
>>34494952That is so sweet. That's exactly how I feel. I was so sure I never wanted to be a mom. I've been with men I've loved and thought, yeah we can just do the dink life. I don't want his children or any! But now especially after that night my body is screaming at me to rip his clothes off and give in. Is she single?
>>34494783No. Deal with it.
>>34494866The ledge
>>34494948Chatroom thread on the blogposting board.This is 4chan's E/N
>>34494866been trying to quit porn because im a bit too gooned out, feeling down about it
>>34494956Cool!
>>34494803I'm not sorry you're white. *drops a watermellon on your dick*
>>34494978People don't really approach people around their level. They aim high. That's probably why women are more "attractive" than men.>>34494968Which maybe ties into this is some sort of like really ancient dating meta of our species
>>34494970Try meth.
>>34494843Like beating his dumb moid head in until he calls me pretty 50 times.
>quit porn>quit alcohol>quit caffeinenow what
>>34494984She is single (⸝⸝⸝-﹏-⸝⸝⸝)
>>34494987>E/N??
>>34494968>Well I meant women on average that are approached have more total grandchildren than women not approachedBecause that was expected in the past. But many oldschool gender expectations have died down. Women who were pious housewives had more grandchildren too. Women that never had any kind of career had more grandchildren in general, etc.If women want to be treated equal to men nowadays why can't they act similar?
>>34494974>>34494979I'm a male>>34494980I need to make sure not a single piece is recognizable
>>34495000Quit breathing
>>34495003Something Awful's advice/venting/blogposting subforumShort for "everything to the poster, nothing to the repliers"
>>34495000Save $5000 according to your post number.
>>34494984>>34495002Limerence is a hell of a drug...
>>34495004memetics is faster than genetics
>>34495000Get fit, read books.
>>34495008>I'm a maleYour dick is gonna get split like the little hotdogs that Japs cut up to look like octopi
>>34495016Are you not arguing for genetics here? You say because of their father's approaching genes they are having more children.
>>34495002Go for it. I'm guessing you haven't already declared that you never want kids, so it won't be as embarrassing.
>>34495026lol no, both of us have said quite the opposite. Thanks anon.
Women, suggest some good jerk off material for us
>>34495032
>>34495014It really is. Just hearing him say my name or laugh at my jokes is like a pure form of ecstasy. I swear I can smell him before he even enters the room.
How do you guys have friends of the opposite gender? Maybe that's what I'm missing in my social circle
>>34495032mpreg
>>34495039You make me want to kill myself because no woman will ever say this about me because I'm a freak and I'm weird
>>34495022I was making an educated guess but i do think all this stuff works something like that. I'm not caught up on the meta. Also there are a lot of genes besides that one too. Iunno if you noticed but girls are like 5"2 with weak chins and can't fight, and have to give birth for our species to survive(our species doesn't lay eggs either). Equality is pretty hard to just flip a switch on in this case without turning them into an underclass.
>>34495042That's how dating starts
Dude equality would have been so much easier if our women just laid eggs
>>34495039You guys are investing way too much at the start, I don't want to shit on your parade but you should probably tone it down.
>>34495053How do you mean?
Would you call a person that doesn't bother with relationships because they don't want to commit and lose autonomy, immature and irresponsible?
>>34495055I could lay a log on you, chicken.
>>34495010>Short for "everything to the poster, nothing to the repliers"Viva la afiche?
>>34495066Logposting? What is this, /b/?
>>34495064Immature and neurotic
I don't know why the idea of sex makes me sad. I think good looking women ought to be observed, not defiled. Thankfully the only good looking women exist in anime
>>34495075What about lesbian sex?
>>34495064Immature and selfish.
>>34495078I don't think about lesbians
>>34495075
>>34494736>hey anons>what would make you consider someone a slut? is it anything over a certain body count, like after X amount of people?>or is it more like the way they act?If they hookup. Honestly, I don't care how many boyfriends she's had, but hookups are a deal breaker.
>>34495064Mature and responsible.>>34495073>>34495081Immature would be still getting into relationships and half assing it, stepping away from the dating pool is the opposite of selfish and the best course of action
>>34495066It's PRONOUNCED s
Both gendersFavorite food?
>>34495042My only female friend is one of my friend's exes. They dated a long time and had an amicable breakup, but she dated him so long that I don't see her romantically.
>>34495105FCrab. Best part of living in New England is that seafood's cheap.
Could you date/love/marry someone that was previously a massive degenerate? Not necessarily with several people, but more the fact that you are dealing with someone who is undeniably sexually deviant. If so, take it a step further - could you willingly be with one while they still ARE that degenerate?
>>34495042I have female friends. You just have to grow up and chill out. If romance happens it happens, don't worry about it, just treat girls like people.
>>34495105Burger.
>>34495108A slut? No. A horny bitch that masturbates to fetishes that I would find disgusting? Sure it's just fantasy
>>34494912Hands
>>34495105Spaghetti and meatballs
>>34495108Degenerate-faste 1-2 years(you will see noticeable improvements around 3-6 months)
>>34495108MIf she's not promiscuous it's fine
>>34495105I like tacos/quesadillas with a soup and salad
>>34495105Female, all seafood is yummy.
>>34495108I dated and loved a huge degenerate and we had incredible mind blowing sexual adventures. She didn't want marriage
>>34495108See >>34495125It's ideal, even
got super high and now feeling emotionally depleted and hopeless award
>>34495032Gladly James deen and cherry something
>>34495105MPizza Margherita.
>>34495108F. Depends what you mean by massive sexual deviant degenerate.. I would need more details than that.
>>34495108depends what they're into imo. Having shit taste in your perversions is more offputting than actually being a pervert, at least to me
>>34495108>>34495134MI agree. I need specific examples.
girls does getting coffee/ice cream, going to a local museum/ art gallery, and spending time at the park/beach seem like a good early date?
I know what's on your mind, you sick fuck.You just watched a commercial with children exposing their bare feet while playing at the beach.You then began masturbating to the sight of their toes.
State genderWhat's your go to fap fuel memory?
>>34495108the ideal is being a degenerate with another degenerate and combining our degenerate forces to have absurd amounts of fun
>>34495105F. Any type of tender slow cooked/roasted meat has me drooling.
Either gender, how are you supposed to respond if a girl asks if you're a virgin and you are?
How do I stop feeling sad about being single? I’ve been in a slump the past few days. I’m usually really good and disciplined and live a relatively full life and take good care to myself but I’ve been having an extremely difficult time holding my emotions. I’ve had girlfriends and etc but for some reason it’s bothering me and I am hyper focused on it. I know that it’s not okay. How do I care less?
>>34495108For three years I was married to a woman who was on the sex offender registry for sucking small animal penises at a pet store, like guinea pigs and ferrets. And for inserting her pet snake up her vagina.
>>34495190Confidently. Yes, I am. I don't want to give it up too easily, I want something serious.
>>34495190MTell the truth
>>34495071Where did our resident poop goblins go
>>34495190FJust be honest. If you're worried about rejection, then it's better to just get it over with rather than lie.
>>34495194That works up until your mid 20s then people will just assume you're a pedo or serial killer (if you're a man that is)
>>34494320F1 purple because they're both holding the umbrella and they each got something from the shop. they have plenty and they help each other.
>>34495184One time years ago I bent a girl over my knee to spank her and she had an orgasm during the spanking. Shit was so fucking hot
>>34495193Oh my god
no girl sees me and expects me to be a virgin they see me and see the carousel going round and round
>>34495184MalePikachu
>>34495137Female. I prefer tea over coffee anon. Ice cream would be great after memorial date but not too much. I’ve been watching my cholesterol levels and I already used my monthly cup for May.Museum sure.Park over beach. I hate the sand.
>>34494337Fpartially hooded. i have a fold of skin but a clear crease.I've never considered having a preference on that.
>>34495136>>34495134I don't really have any, it was just a broad thought that came to my head about the idea of "perversion" itself and dating. I wasnt really thinking of any serious moral angle when I was writing the post about it so I guess no Ted Bundy-tier stuff?
>>34495108Sure. It depends on her character I guess
>>34495203Do you also prefer vaporeon?
i came up with a new ideaundersharing
>>34495184When she bounced on it in the backseat of my W126 while the full moon shone through the sunroof. I held her up by the ass while she sucked on my fingers and moaned my name.
>>34494358happy : )
>>34495184Female. Guy with big pp bent me over in his car like with my waist between the seats and my butt facing him in the back and it was hot.
>>34495193Surely you didn't enter a marriage with her while knowing this information?
>>34495184I had a three way once. It was really fucking cool and I've been trying to get back to that level of coolness ever since
>>34495105Pan fried salmon. Maybe honey teriyaki or blackened
>>34495184Hot popular girl in high school smacked my ass and laughed as she ran off while we were running laps in gym (i was kinda fat and lazy back then i was slower than her)
>>34495190I'm not a virgin anymore but I'd just lie or exaggerate the truth if I still were. Truthfully I've still only really had sex a handful of times so I kinda still feel like I am a virgin. Kek
>>34494736F. For me it's moreso how they act than total amount of bodies. One night stands with strangers means nah you a slut. FWB or more serious hookups/situationships is ig acceptable. If they jump from guy to guy quickly das slut behaviour what can I say.
>>34495209Undersharing Noun >the act of sharing undies
>>34495204>I prefer tea over coffee anon.What are you, British?
>>34495223Lewd. The femanon who wears boxers awakened something in me
>>34495184Easy>In high school>Had a job and a car so I'm kind of a Chad>Girl I knew and liked, talked to a lot, needed a ride home one evening following an after school thing>Word, told her I'll take her home>On the way home she says she's hungry>Stop and get her a burger, pay for her food>She's blown away, acting insanely grateful, says she'll pay me back>I tell her no, don't worry about it>She blindsides me with "dude, I'm gonna suck your dick for that">WHAT.jpg>I think she's kidding, laugh it off>She's like "No, for real. I want to suck your dick for buying me food.">holy shit holy shit holy shit>Find a place to park and lean back>She's rubbing the front of my pants, making out with me, putting her tongue in my mouth, fuck man>Can remember how her mouth felt perfectly>Insanely good blowjob>Put my hand down her pants and fingered herReally did not know she was that kind of girl, she didn't seem like it remotely
>>34494408FI don't care about your food preferences.
>>34495216I was desperate and didn't want to be known locally as the guy who'd never had a relationship. So I married an obese sex offender.
>>34494691F. Personally I want to do surrogacy if I have the money.
>>34495184I've been thinking of those Japanese peaches they put panties on as a marketing gimmick
>>34495206MI probably could date someone who used to fry their brain with porn, but I wouldn't really want that to persist into my relationship.
>>34495184Making love with the woman who later became my editor during my brief stint as a human-interest journalist/blogger.
>>34495184Female. It's honestly too shameful to ever tell anyone.
>>34495224According to one of those ancestry sites yes my family is pretty much half English and Irish. We hate each other
WomenThoughts on men with face tats?
>>34495105white cheddar popcorn, sdly all I've found is smartfood, I'd like to explore more options but my ultimate favorite was cape cod back in the day, I loved that popcorn and devoured so much of it in my youth I developed some sodium over eating problems after downing 4 bags of the stuff
A milf could heal me.
>>34495235Like any other tattoo, they can either be good or shit, and it really depends on the tattoo.
>>34495184I took a tomboy surfer girl with huuuuuge tits to prom and afterward we fucked like rabbits on a couch. Both lost our virginity and it was just so primal and wild.
>>34495225There was a lesbian I went to high school with who wore plaid pattern boxer shorts over her panties. When she started doing that it was one of the first clues she gave that she was a lesbian. After she came out she exclusively dated disabled girls. One deaf girl, one girl in a wheelchair, one severely autistic girl who kept getting kicked out of class for mimicking cutting motions on her wrists with a pencil and telling teachers she was going to kill herself in front of them if they were mean to her.
>>34495233Tell us anyway you're anonymous
>>34495237For me it's a female that reminds me of my last real crush I fucked up with
She wears boy short instead of bikini bottoms. Thoughts?
>>34495248Would
>>34495135Agreed!
>>34495248Cool
>>34495235What are you in for anon?
>>34495248Cute and sexy. I like boy shorts.
>>34495246It might not be only shameful, but illegal. You do know certain calibers of law enforcement can figure out who you are and track you down based on what you post on 4chan, right?
>>34495246It's incestuous. Brother in high school had abs and I took notice and fantasized. I have never ever told anyone about this.
>>34495248Good for her?
>>34495257im ngl thats kinda gross but at least you never acted on it. Some people get a perverted thought and ruin their entire fucking lives over it.
>>34495257Probably more common than you'd think. Nothing to feel too bad about since you kept it to fantasies.
>>34494021No thots, bed empty.
>>34495249>>34495252Forgot to clarify they are for swimming. The rest of the year it is still bikini season until further notice.
>>34495257How common is it for attractive siblings to have incestuous thoughts, urges or curiosities?
>>34495137F. I enjoy tea like other anon as well (plus coffee breath is terrible). That sounds like a great date :) especially if it hit evening time while in the parks/on beach. If it gets cold you can put your arm around her or offer your jacket, cute!
>>34495257I had incestuous fantasies about my chesty older cousin when I was a teenager, that doesn't sound all that unique. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=puEM8C6g17I
Do women actually fap to drawn porn/hentai or is it all just fanfiction and sometimes real porn with them?
Anybody going to the beach this summer? What are you gonna wear there?
>>34495262No thoughts head empty
When I read about all the anons here having had wild sex it makes me feel immature in comparison.Also makes me grossed out a bit despite the fact I watch porn.
>>34495260>>34495261Eh. He would fuck girls and I would listen though the wall and jill off and stuff. I'm kind of a bad person.
>>34495190honestly, in fact I have done this "Anon, you a virgin?""Yeah""How come?""Lack of effort" and we moved on and stirred the conversation back to something mundane, I'm 37 years old and have never chased after romance or sex in my entire life, weird because I do still feel lust, so maybe I'm in that middle ground between asexual and sexual but not nearly enough to satisfy the urges beyond generic masturbation
>>34495270I am going to go to a gay nude beech, where I will expose my toes and soles to homosexual foot fetishists. And they will goon to the sight and the thought of me wiggling the piggies.
WomenWho mogs?
>>34495275Quiet, you.
>>34495264It's so common, but no one will admit it. My sister is hot as fuck, I've seen her naked a few times and there's just no way your dick won't take notice. Obviously I won't do anything but everyone lies about this
>>34495270No anon I’m going to the mountains again. I hate the sand.
Women how would you feel if your boyfriend tracked your cycle
>>34495271Yes dear. That's the joke. *headpats*
Im very sleepy :(
>>34495268Dude hell yes. Girls love hentai and lewd books and stuff
females why is it so disappointing to you when a man studies philosophy and stoically eschews most worldly pursuits
>>34495276lol looksmaxxing culture is for fucking retards.
mogmaxxed biopilled
>>34495268Some of the most famous hentai/eroge artists are women.
I need a handjob.
>>34495270I wore a thong bikini in miami and no one noticed but it depends on the beach.
>>34495286sleep :4l
>>34495290How so? If you're a woman you would fuck those retards given the chance.
>>34494619FI hate people with big egos and people with bad social skills
>>34495184F. Idk I just realised I don't have actual fap fuel memory, just porn or fantasies. I just masturbate n coom. Maybe imagining being spitroasted or some shit.
>>34495288Because when men study "philosophy" it's usually a surface level understanding of Nietzsche and various edgelords like Linkola instead of getting into the Political Theory of the Frankfurt School
>tfw small waist but long legs so buying pants is annoying
>>34495276left
>>34495257if it makes you feel any better, I do data analytics (or did, until I was laid off lmao) and if you saw the statistical proportions of people searching for absolutely vile shit on a regular basis, you'd feel less bad about it.
>>34495273With these confessions it's no wonder people talk about you nonstop
>>34495300I actually spitroasted a girl with a friend. We held up a sheet so we couldn't see one another and it was awkward as hell.
>>34495302i was going to learn to make my own clothes within the next year hopefully
>>34495297ntaWoman here, you couldn't pay me enough money to fuck a looksmaxxer.
>>34495301oh i can spot most girls like this from a mile awaynose ring brigade need not reply
>>34495297Dude looks like he trynna be The Incredible Hulk. That is not fuckable material.
>>34495276Dead eyes
>>34495310No because you'd fuck those 2 for free.
>>34495284More>>34495286Welcome to the sleepy time club. Population 2?>>34495282I figured googly moogly would buy the data from the cycle trackers eventually. If you are curious when one of us on, wait for a relative of the femanon you are seeking to start. Then we will sync up. Or that’s what happened when I mom, my sister and I were in the same house.
why do women like pretending clavicular is ugly
>>34495294Licks lips
>>34495317Because he is. He looks like a mutant.
>>34495301I like hellenic philosophy too, and then I view other religions as emergent forms of stoic philosophy. I'm into political philosophy though but I learn it by playing video games and watching youtube.
>>34495317>pretendingHave you seen his fucking legs? Vile.
How bad is it if I have a huge dick but can only get like 80% erect? I need cialis to get like rock hard
>>34495296its a bit too early, don't want to wake up in the middle of the night>>34495315>Welcome to the sleepy time club. Population 2?wow finally I belong somewhere
>>34495263Still would
>>34495310>>34495312Show me a man that actually looks good to you then.
>women still using animal face filters in 2026 on hinge and tinderI'm really punching down here>>34495311LOL got her ass
>>34495276Why the fists? Are they flexing???
>>34495317they think they're fooling people and scoring a win but they're like any astral creature and purely responsive to the energy you bring to the encounter which makes them feel inferior, flip the script their panties drop in a second
>>34495317Women rate men like 50% socially and 50% physically so clav is like a 4.99/10 to them
>>34495319>this is a 4/10 according to foidswhat chance do the rest of us have?
Any weird dating situations resulting from dating outside your culture/ethnicity you lot can share?I am currently seeing an saudi arabian woman, first nonwhite/nonamerican dating experience of my life. I like her and she is very smart but I am almost certain I am playing into some sort of raceplay fetish she has for westerners. Not a big fan of it but it doesn't upset me enough to actually care or do anything about it.
>>34495299How do I fix my social skills
>>34495331He doesn't look particularly good here
>>34495331Have you considered that maybe, just maybe, women aren't turned on by the stereotypical Chad?
>>34495332I've had a lot of sex with black girls because I live in a big city and they are total, absolute whores. Black people are so degenerate it's crazy.
>>34495336Nah they are but they want him to be a shy gay nerd that doesn't know but mans up whenever it is necessary and then is afraid of himself for doing that... o algo
i'm an unc, who is this clavicle guy, is he like the bonesmashing guys on youtube looksmaxxing guy or some kind of mgtow thing?
>>34495339I'm an unc too. He's like THE talking head for looksmaxx culture from what I observe. It seems like comedy but he never breaks character.
>>34495337What did they do?
>>34495339He gets bitches and makes money while mogging us all
>>34495339just an autistic zoomer that seemingly grew up reading looksmaxxer/other 4chan memes and internalized it heavily enough to make it his entire personality. Lot of gen z fits that mold in some form tbqh
>>34495206F. Huh, then sure I'd date a pervert so we could be sexual deviants together. I would not accept an absolute degenerate, porn addict, beastiality, or something like into scat.
>>34495346those are often paid actors
>>34495338Yes biological male, please continue to explain to me a biological woman, what I'm turned on by. That sure isn't condescending whatsoever.
>>34495344oh wow>>34495347interesting, so is he mainstream now for gen z? or is it still a weird niche 4chan thing-- well as niche as 4chan can be in the current day for normies
men really have no clue what women like lol
>>34495226What kind of girl did you think she was?
>>34494892>what are you having for dinner?I had a fried catfish sandwich, stewed okra, collards, and slaw.>>34495000According to retards, your life is supposed to magically get better.>>34495032>suggest some good jerk off material for usWhat are you into?>>34495268Hentai is surprisingly popular with women. I don't really get it, especially when so much of it is written/drawn by virgins.>>34495270>Anybody going to the beach this summer? Yes, several of them.>What are you gonna wear there?Bikini>>34495276Left, and it's not close.
you guys have had at least one gf in the past right?? there is no way you guys are worse than me
>>34495353Why don't you enlighten us
>>34495336A Chadsexual would never dream of such a thing.
>>34495350Look it all makes sense if you understand Boy Band theory. There are fives types of foids, but they are not evenly divided. Two of the band mates attract 80% of the audience.
>>34495228Damn that's one hell of a choice
>>34495360You are so smart and definitely don't get off on the smell of your farts whatsoever.
>>34495357My score board says 0. Unless you count a month of talking as a relationship.
WomenIf you think clav and looksmaxxers are bad looking then why not show an example of what you consider a good looking man?
>>34495318A/S/L
are there any spartan women out there who want to wrestle for dominance with me in the bedroom? you have to be big and strong
>>34495105Fkinpira gobo or a baked sweet potato with butter
>>34495358you guys keep posting these hyper polished ken dolls that look almost fake but because they have sharp jawlines and act masculine, you think we should like themi'd take the scruffy authentic guy who works at the local autoshop over those looksmaxxing twinks anyday.
>>34495366Because you'll either call me a liar or find some way to say "UHMM, ACKSHULLY, THAT GUY'S A CHAD!".
>>34495348>pervert so we could be sexual deviants together>would not accept an absolute degenerateam i retarded or are these not the same thing or is it like a severity thing?
wrestling right before sex is a lot of fun. Really want to do it again
>>34495364Attack on character. I pass my turn. Please try better netx round. Arguing is to make us smarter; not to make us angry. I love you. <3<3<3
>>34495373I've only gotten to do that once but whew. You're right.
>>34495339He's a guy that cares about his looks the same way a woman does, but since he's a man and has non-progressive views the internet has villified him. Caring about your looks is an ick for women, you have to be naturally attractive and leave the makeup and looksmaxxing to women, but they don't call it looksmaxxing they just call it fashion or skincare.
>>34495371NTADon't be such a buzzkill, post some examples of guys you think are hot and tell us why! That's more fun than bickering
My real life will begin when im 25 and 3/4 old
>>34495380What happens then?
>>34495374I don't have honest discussions with people who already have their conclusions made up and think they know the opposite sex better than actual members of said opposite sex.>>34495377ntaI wasn't aware women used meth and steroids to the point of overdosing to make themselves look good. But hey, if you want to encourage young men to kill themselves that way, that's on you. Seems awfully misandrist, but what do I know?
>>34495184FMy husband bought me a sexy pair of shoes then licked my feet in them then fucked me while all I had on was the shoes.
I missed my real life... can I go back and get it? It's right there. I can still see it.
Women, I want to be more well travelled as a man so I can match your levels of shallowness and use it to coerce you into thinking I'm your type of interesting so I can make you cum. Where should I travel to this year? I can do one foreign country and maybe something more regional this year
>>34495268F. I tried fapping to all the above and realised sound is so important to me. I can coom to porn in under 5 minutes. Hentai longer since there's plot and shit. Reddit gone wild audios ramblefaps got me cooming quicker than I expected so sound really is key.
>>34495377>fashion or skincare.those aren't looksmaxxing true looksmaxxing for women involves similar things as it does for men, eating good, working out, and aligning your practices with what is scientifically proven to be attractive what most women call skincare is just wasting time putting poison on their skin
>>34495383I'm WAY more open-minded than you think, but basically everybody and I mean EVERYBODY seems to hate what the science has to say on this.
>>34495367lol no no noSo sorry
>>34495384Hot. Gonna get my vibe now
>>34495389>The scienceYou mean random blogposts and outdated shitty studies. Be honest anon.
>>34495384That’s hot who is this
>>34495384Hot
>>34495382I move out on my own and have fun
I can't beleive you don't have a gf. UNreal.
>>34495390Hahaha I knew it was you somehowThanks for sharing yesterday
>>34495397I don't know, man
>>34495357I've had sex in the past with a few women and men, but I've never had a full relationship.
>>34495368I'm not big, but I am strong
>>34495392No like look up basically any mating research you can on humans and it's like upsetting or weird like every time. What if loved evolved as a like a bio-economic strategy and not because like God wanted us to have nice things and everyone to get a fair shot at happiness? Did you know more men are born than women and we're basically supposed to kill each other for you? Iunno. We don't have to argue. Frankly, you're not even arguing. Sorry. Have a good night, anon.
>>34495398Thanks anon, don’t scare me again!
>practice gf is starting to plan our future togetherOHNONONONONONO
>>34495356>especially when so much of it is written/drawn by virgins.do NOT tell this dude how many women draw and write porn at a professional level.
>>34495333Look me in the eyes when I speak to you and make small talk with me instead of acting like you can't be bothered to interact. Never ask me for money or favors. Talk about normal things and don't say anything rude or weird.
are theres any examples of women that men arent attracted to as much as women think they are? i tried to think of some but men really are animals who foam at the mouth over anything with a vagina so no such luck.
>>34495276Did big bro go to his plastic surgeon and ask for the roblox meme? Or did some of his parents collect parts from kids?
>>34495308This sounds incredibly hilarious as I'm imagining it
>>34495385You will learn to make your way to the ordinary world
>>34495403love evolved*
>>34495396Hell yeah.
>>34495411I'm not ordinary for better or worse. At least I can see how that turns out.
The anon being boyfriend material but single situation is so crazy.
>>34495323God gave you one thing but took away another ig
Why don't the femcels just get a nerdy boyfriend
>>34495403>Evopsycho nonsenseDon't care, evopsyche isn't the only scientific ideology, and most people rightly reject it for the junk it is.>>34495409He's been taking steroids since he was a child. He also does meth and bashes his face in with a hammer.
You can tell when a doujin was written by a woman when half of it is storyline or there's a suspicious amount of shots showing the man's midrif and arms
>>34495421Nerds are smart and disciplined. A lot of guys are actually just geeks.
>>34495228>an obese sex offender.I thought BlueValkyrie said she was single
>>34495317He has autism. That automatically ranks him 20x lower.
>>34495406A. Not a dude.B. I have a list of female mangaka.
>>34495328they forgot how to play rock paper scissors
>>34495422>Nuh uh, that's fake and gay, faggot. Shut up with your gay nerd shit. Only science I need is Jesus.
WomenHow do I make up for not being tall and not heightmogging all my peers?
>>34495184F. I did a tantric sex thing in college with a guy and a girl I was close with, like a tantric three way experience. It took all evening, just taking our time, going slow, all the buildup. Deffo the best sexual experience I have had.
>>34495434weight mogging them to compensate
what abou a practice husband
>>34495397Who?
>>34495402how do you feel about home births?
It wasn't supposed to be a documentary.
>>34495338>Nah they are but they want him to be a shy gay nerd that doesn't know but mans up whenever it is necessaryYou're describing me, Anonymous F. Agget>and then is afraid of himself for doing thatNevermind, I'm not a pussy
>>34495435What the fuck is tantric sex
>>34495440You sound like every liberal gen Xershit offtopic post
>>34495409You think he's hot. If he was hitting on you you'd do anything for him.
Did you ever play sports in school? Did you ever discover the epic highs and lows of high school football?
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU PEOPE ACTUALLY LEAD NORMAL FULFILLING SEXUAL LIVES FUCK OFFThe saddest part is I'm probably the most attractive person here by a mile
>>34495433The majority opinion in science is that evopsyche is bullshit. Unless you have strong evidence that this majority opinion only came about via brainwashing, quit throwing a temper tantrum. And I'm not religious, lol, the fuck is with that Jesus comment?>>34495440How did this movie go from being championed by smug leftists to now being hated by smug leftists?
>>34495442real sex
>>34495434Wait till your older or go for fat girls.
>>34495328Their fists are radiating immense amounts of ki and repelling each other like magnets of the same pole
>>34495372You got me there anon. I just searched it up and it says degenerate is a synonym for pervert which I never knew. So yes probably a severity thing.
> How did this movie go from being championed by smug leftists to now being hated by smug leftistsWhat asshole did you pull this out of
>>34495440And yet.
>>34495447Post hands
>>34495373How does one initiate or ask this??
>>34495448Then that's another thing academia is fucking lying about if that is true. Scientists are soi secular priests now. Atheist christianity.
>>34495448>How did this movie go from being championed by smug leftists to now being hated by smug leftists?You talk like a fag, and your shit's all retarded.
MenWhy would you reject a woman who would be submissive to you, would do anything to please you, and treats you as if you are smarter/better than her?And in favour for a woman who is generous but also strict, and more maternal/leader-like in a relationship?It seems guys online are always asking for the first woman. Are some guys just submissive/passive themselves for real?
>>34495447i'm fairly attractive myself and am vocel, no sex life
>>34495428are you willing to share with the class?
How do I get my man to be rougher in bed without making him uncomfortable
>>34495397Soon
>>34495384Ayoo
>>34495442Taking it slowwwwww. Like we spent all evening chilling out, incense lit, massaging, kissing, talking, laughing, drinking, experimenting, listening. Building all this insane tension to the highest peak, and then he finally got to fuck us and release all that energy and ravish us. And we were so ready to be consumed and taken and pierced. Yeah it was cool.
>>34495458You don't, it just kinda happens when you're being playful about the remote to the TV or a piece of candy or a snack or some shit and eventually you just get on top of her, she's smiling, and then you just start making out. 5 minutes later you're both naked
>>34495462I don't want either of those. I don't want a woman who isn't my equal, neither a subservient sub nor a strict dom.
>>34495386Thailand so you can talk about how 'enlightened' you are and shit
>>34495454How old are you? Idiocracy was once the movie that smug leftists would jerk off too about how smart they were for liking it, but now smug leftists think it's fascist. Nothing I said is a lie.>>34495459Right, so just random claims of brainwashing with no real evidence. For the record, I don't fully trust academia, and corruption is definitely an issue within it. But hey, if you've got no proof of evopsyche being real, that's on you, not me.>>34495461Bro I'm sorry I criticized your shitty movie. Calm down.
>>34495465Beg him for it while he's fucking you.
>>34495442Boring stuff
>>34495462I just want a gf that's nice to me and her existence loving me disproves all my previous insecurities and fears desu, but like I can pay the bills or not or whatever. Idc.
>>34495465By inviting me over. I'll teach him a lesson and show you a good time. Everyone wins in this arrangement
>>34495473You must be one of those guys from the film
>>34495462>Why would you reject a woman who would be submissive to you, would do anything to please you, and treats you as if you are smarter/better than herit's fine for her to be this way to some degree with me but she has to be capable of raising kids
>>34495481https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxuwXczWQC0
>>34495465Like everything just ease him up to rougher play
>>34495473You haven't really said anything and are arguing like a redditor, and so I just started bantering and now you are attacking my banter like an argument. Let's just agree to disagree. Who cares. This isn't fun. You clearly just don't like that humans are a byproduct of natural chaos and basically just started getting control of our lives like 200 years or less ago.
>>34495473>Bro I'm sorry I criticized your shitty movie. Calm down.You should actually watch it sometime, son. It's a funny movie.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCIo4MCO-_U
>>34495474I think I have to tell him to slap my ass and tits and maybe face
WomenWhat even causes you to like/be interested in/have a crush on a guy? Is it all looks and height?
>>34495408Homoromantics, if you think about it there are some guys that absolutely despise woman but only interact with hem because they have pussy.
>south park
>>34495487You'd be right to ask for it on your ass first, then tits, then face.Get him to fuck you hard and fast while you ask for it, and he'll likely be more agreeable to it.
>>34495485I have no interest in having a real debate with someone whose argument can be boiled down to "JUST TRUST ME BRO!" but with more words.>>34495486I have watched it, and it's shit. Mike Judge's worst production by far.>>34495490Could you be less passive aggressive Mr. Fart Sniffer? Also South Park hasn't been good in years, so it's not like I still watch it, but the good seasons are still worth watching.
>>34495490Is it good again?
>>34495488Decent face, flirty wants to FUCK
>>34494840Why?
>>34495407I do that already
>>34495494It never was.
>>34495488No. Funnies.
>>34495435Nta. How does one initiate this?
>>34495488If he makes me laugh really hard it's a wrap
>>34495500I hate that slime.
>>34495493You're literally an ideologue or a retard if you don't think that evolution had an effect on our psychology. All you did was say that evolutionary paychology is fake. That is not an argument. You are saying I am doing what you are doing. I'm going to stop responding because I genuinely think you are trolling me or retarded. You might even be a male professional troll trying to bait me into arguing with a moron for hours.
>>34495492I’m worried it will hurt, he’s kinda big and I’ve had to stop him in the past. I think that’s why he stopped
Why do you think he pulled down his pants to show you his penis and then wiggled it at you?
>>34495502this is why i always feel uncomfortable when i make some guys wife laugh hysterically
>>34495447Ples post voice note and/or arms
>>34495503You hate him because he's beautiful.
>>34495508lmfao too real. My best friend's ex thought I was hilarious and was always giving me googly eyes
women, what makes a tattoo good or bad?
>>34495492I also want him to fuck my throat but I’m afraid of how far that can go
>>34495506Well, just ask him to try again. I imagine he'll reign it in a bit since it hurt too much last time.
>>34495512The person it's on.
>>34495465If he won't hit you then you need to hit him first. That way he won't be striking the first blow.
>>34495510He swears a lot has a disgusting beard and his eyes are lifeless
>>34495505Thank you for acting like the typical retard who loves to jerk off to evopsyche. You've done nothing to change my mind.>>34495512Aesthetics, tastefulness, thought and sentimentality. Things like that.
What's with women finding clowns attractive?>>34495500>>34495502Just go to a comedy show if you want to laugh
>>34495512Whatever
>>34495518I think he’d enjoy slapping my ass
>>34495519Your mother swore when she birthed you, cretin.
>>34495521lmfao SOMEONE isn't able to entertain women, sad
women, can I rape your armpits lovingly?
>>34495521I bet they get a lot of ass
When I make chicks laugh they just little brother me
>>34495523Slap his ass first. Break the ice.
women find me entertaining until they don't i have a lot of hidden ick factors but on the surface i'm hot af
>>34495524Horrible creature
>>34495500>>34495502Oh, so you want a jester?
i regret buying the flamethrower it's not that good
>>34495513Just take it slow.
>Autistic incels are seething about the fact that no one likes boring people again
>>34495521>Just go to a comedy show if you want to laughI have never seen a man with long hair do comedy. This is new to me.
>>34495538Really? The firebug is very good though
>>34495488To a degree looks, but definitely personality, being a gentleman, is flirting.
>>34495534Just whatever you aren't. That's what's wanted.
why do women giggle a lot when I talk to them? i'm not trying to be funny
>>34495543So funny. No shit women want men who can show them a good time.
>>34495543OK, I'll become a lying lovebombing pump and dumper chad then
>>34495543No one likes boring people but no one likes ugly people either
>>34495500Did you force feed him cement after he cheated on you with the cute little British girl?
I've been told I'm funny but I don't feel funny, I just feel sad
>>34495534This pleases me.
>>34495497then you're fine
>>34494413Well I mean i think so
>>34495555A lot of the time it's one of those generic compliments someone gives you when the don't have anything else to say
>>34495512Everything about it.
>>34495546maybe if i fully upgrade it it will be better
>>34495555May I please have your autograph, Mr. Pagliacci?
>>34495448>How did this movie go from being championed by smug leftists to now being hated by smug leftists?Smug leftists now despise any form of social commentary that amounts to "hey people are actually getting worse and holding people to a standard is a good idea", so the implicit message of general degraded social standards is now sort of a chud talking point.
>>34495554No. I stormed her beach and filled her with protein powder from the other end. She asked very nicely.
>>34495555It can get better. I feel happy most of the time these days.
>>34495527Idk are you an uggo?
>>34495564Indeed. I always scored 1st with it.
>>34495567This whole conversation baffles me because I'm sure one of you would chalk me up as a smug leftist if you picked my brain, and Idiocracy is still one of my favorite movies.
Either genderI'm sick of heartbreak songs. Give me your favorite love song.
>>34495439I would prefer not to, but with medicine the way it is today, it may be necessary.
Women, would you ever be the sane rock to an INSANE schizo bf? Is that a dynamic any women find appealing?
>>34495567Why can't people just hate the movie for it being smug self-indulgent bullshit like I do?>>34495572Even if you're not a leftist, you're still smug. There is no fanbase that's smugger than Idiocracy fans.
>>34495562Cool. That just made me even sadder
>>34495576i can't listen to it anymore at all after splitting up with my ex, at least not without losing all composure, but https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGsmf_g9kho
>>34495577>but with medicine the way it is todaywife material if not larping male
I can't believe how much most of you absolutely suck. Goodbye you just stress me out like seriously Fuck you
>>34495576I don't listen to love songs
>>34495578F. Me personally no. This would attract the 'i can fix him' girls.
>>34494301Just the way Noah is completely devoted to Allie despite having not seen her in over a year, and continuing to send love letters even without receiving replies, and in the end they practically stick together until death. It's just the devotion he has towards her and the overall vibe and portrayal of the movie that I think makes it wonderful!
>>34495586JH impersonation detected.
WomenTell me something bad about being female so I stop envying you
>>34495584See you tomorrow.
Why do you guys feel the need to come on here and fellate yourselves and virtue signal about how so not shallow you are. Nuh uh looks have nothing to do with if I get a crush you say, nah nigga, kys. You're an animal at your core like everyone else.
>>34495589You're shit at this.
>>34495590PERIODS SUCK YOU TRANNY
>>34495588women really find devotion like that romantic, huh?
>>34495576Do you have to let it linger?
flamethrower so mid at the start i feel the need to make my own videogame and introduce a really good flamethrower early on that only gets better. fuck game balance.
>>34495578Me personally, I find it rather appealing, though I don't believe most women in general do
>>34495595I didn't day it WAS JH, that is why I pointed out imposter.>>34495602Flamethrowers should be high risk, high reward. You can do sickening amounts of damage, but at the cost of naturally placing you into hairy situations.
>>34495605It's not an imposter either. Where's the period at the end of the sentence? You're shit at this.
the last woman i felt "devotion" to wouldn't even answer the phone if she was around her friends be my wife and have my kids and you'll have it but nothing short will earn it
>>34495598Well I suppose so. It's just so easy for everyone to leave one another and I guess for me personally i'm just used to people leaving me, so what I quite literally find the most attractive is someone who actually loves me and will stay.
>>34495576https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pf_si60K9nM
>>34495576Idk a love song at the top of my head but Meet me in the pale moonlight by Lola Violet is pretty underrated. A sweet sounding song about hooking up lol.
>>34495594No, niggah. We're not animals merely impressed with your brand name shoes and brand name underwear. We are evolved and require you to not sell your soul to the devil.
>>34495612>We are evolved and require you to not sell your soul to the devilyou're like, an unrepentant whore
>>34495570no I'm not
>>34495605true, but this flamethrower does so little damage. the expected usage is to apply dot onto the floor and have the enemy walk through it but every other weapon in the game does so much damage on its own. very unfair to flamethrower enjoyers.
>>34495613You're worse than an unrepentant whore.*spit*You call mary magdaline a prostitute and it is exactly your downfall.
>>34495609makes sense. maybe my ex will consider my longing feelings romantic someday, even though i don't really have any control over them. it'd be nice if just this once, in just this way, the universe doesn't have to be a puckered, sour asshole.
>>34495617>You call mary magdaline a prostituteno, no decent protestant would repeat such catholic fallacies
>>34495614Then sure ig you can fuck my armpits
>>34495622Girlie, he said rape specifically.Wake up.
>>34495618Aww, that's sweet of you. Now i'd deem that quite romantic, and if you do love this person, i'm hoping the two of you have a chance to get back together!!
>>34495508I don;t have a husband>>34495534yes
Accidentally laid on catberg. Genders, do you do animal abuse?
>>34495527Wait yes pls
>>34495576Mhttps://youtu.be/eKKdy4ucD7Yhttps://youtu.be/tJy2R31xpl8https://youtu.be/s27uj_ldelUhttps://youtu.be/ag7swoOq_3Ahttps://youtu.be/tGv7CUutzqU
>>34495628i do love her more than anything else, and i know she loves me, too, which is what makes this period of separation so darn painful. getting back together is definitely not impossible, but it also isn't definitely possible either, which is part of what makes moving on hard. i've flirted with other women, and there is always a point where it's clear that they aren't hurt and anything about the flirting becomes a painful reminder of what is lost. isn't life riveting?
>>34495602Flamethrowers were only really effective in a few situations, prone to catastrophic mishap, and were a number one priority for snipers and everyone else too
>>34495639they aren't her, i meant*
If I approached a woman in public what are the chances of her violently mauling me to death? Or stabbing me?
>>34495622cool>>34495627I said lovingly though... >>34495635two girls said yes but I only have one penis..
>>34495644Much less than if the genders were reversed.
>>344956444% & 9%
>>34495446I did cross country>>34495576>Give me your favorite love song.Teenage Dream will always be peak, but if you told me a song titled "Piss," about domestic violence between an Australian cyclops woman and a British snake demon would be one of the greatest love songs ever written, I wouldn't believe you.https://youtu.be/gQawIibNIzk>>34495583I don't want a C-section against my will or my son to get automatically circumcised, then get billed twice the amount of my home.>>34495590A little of grown men want to rape and murder you from the time that you're an infant.
>>34495644Mmmmmm I need a hat to put a pin in....
>>34495654how do you feel about rachel wilson?
>>34495639I don't know much about relationships, as I can never seem to keep one, but if you're sure she loves you, that sounds wonderful! I don't mean to pry or anything, but i'm just assuming you two are taking space off due to personal reasons, but once that period is over (if i am correct, disregard if not), i'd see no reason as to why the two of you wouldn't be able to get back together! You sound like a sweet man, and I wish you the best!
>>34495661thanks anon, yeah it was something like that, personal needs forced us apart. it isn't clear when or if the period will be over. she did a good job at making me feel loved, though, and being someone she could love is one of the only motivating things in life atm. thanks for engaging, i hope you can find someone to love & be loved by
>>34495661>You sound like a sweet manYou guys need to stop doing this
>>34495666Of course, and thanks to you as well!
>>34495672What's wrong with that?
>>34495660Who?
>>34495678he is jealous
>>34495679put your name back on
Women, would you date a man with a folder of >800 soijak images?
i just got reminded of the e3 wii music demo and i burst out in laughter
>>34495682I have never dried up so fast in my life. Holy ick.
>>34495679idk some tradwife lady
women, would you date a man with a folder of >700 fennekin images?
>>34495682I started deleting all my pepes on the off chance that I actually meet a woman while going out and we end up going through my phone or something
>>34495682>>34495688Ok. Now this begs the question of what is in moids folders.
>>34495683classichttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kw_Bd-13YCk&pp=ygUMZTMgd2lpIG11c2lj
>>34495576https://youtu.be/FCTs58AQ-LY
>>34495688AW YES I LOVE FENNEKIN
>tell girl how shitty travelling europe is now >her response is saying how much she want to travel to europe why y'all so retarded?
>>34495693im crying
>>34495696Whys it shitty
>>34495576love songs are suicide fuel to me now sadly :(
>>34495695based female with godtier tastes
>>34495576this is technically a love songhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RxkezvGwI20
How do I stop getting pre date jitters?
>>34495691I deleted all my fanfictions in case I started dating a guy
>>34495704Go on so many you stop caring
>>34495704carve out your prefrontal cortex with an ice pick
>>34495684m'lday...
>>34495705but what if he wants to read them?
Moids, post your dick stats and I will tell you if it's suckable.
>>34495710Tiny when soft, average length/girth when hard. No curvature.
Moids, if a femanon filled one of these entirely out and mailed it to your p.o. box, how fast would you file for a restraining order?
>>34495705how sad, if a guy (or anyone really) ever makes you feel like you should stop creating things you like, avoid them as much as possible.
>>344957106.5" x 5"
>>34495710I approve of your question through me.
Kpop has got to be the shittiest genre of music ever created
>>34495701Yay hehe
Girls, are you a red and green parrot?
>>34495576Have many, but this is the first one that came to mindhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKnRQupLXX0&pp=ygUDM3d3
>>34495726No i'm purple and pink
>>344957107"x5.5"
>>34495501That was me. I don't know you just need to have the right kinds of relationships.
>>34495726No. I'm blue and yellow.
What's the best sex position
>>34495734T pose
>>34495734If you have a big fat schlong prone bone will make her orgasm most reliably
>>34495734MMissionary with her legs on my shoulders.
>>34495719I agree
>>34495737
>>34495748Anon wants to transition! I'M TELLING HIS MOMMA!
>>34495737more like adipose amirite fellas
>>34495734F. I like being on my side. Like legs together and of to one side with my ass hanging off the edge of the bed. Feels really good how it scrapes around in there when you're on your side
>>34495749stfu you yassified tub of lard
>>34495734Reverse cowgirl from a girl who has real skill is unbeatable
>>34495750>>34495753If you guys aren't hyping me up. Go get piped down.
>>34495576Forever After All -Luke Combs
>>34495734Only experienced it once, but having two girls suck my dick at the same time
>>34495705Are they that bad?
>>34495709Why
Women, is this you?
>>34495763idk if I found out my gf used to write fan fiction I would want to read it.
>>34495764I'd dunk >him for >him.I can't just let >his dreams be memes.
>>34495765I didn’t write any
>>34495758what if i were offering to have you liposculpted and have all that fat put into your ass, thighs, and tits
>>34495764
>>34495773It's already mostly there. My organs are just being weird I'm pretty sure.
GenderWhat's something you don't enjoy but do anyway for your SO?
If a woman sends you pics she expects you're going to fap to them right? Just normal pics not lewd pics.
>>34495781If you're a normal person, you would not do that.
>>34495783She knows I'm a giga coomer.
>>34495783What if they're naked pics
>>34495785Bro, put your cock away.
>>34495778just think if you added some muscle tone to the mix what new tiers of cock you could unlock
>>34495446Yeah I played defensive end and defensive tackle on the varsity team. We fucking sucked though. The highlight of my sports career was a group tackle on Marcus Lattimore in a total blowout.
>>34495789I'm not unlocking anything, I'm taken.
I can't tell if there's a mouse in my apartment or if my eyes are messing with me
>>34495779>What's something you don't enjoy but do anyway for your SO?Workshop classes and other group activities with strangers.
>>34495793he wants some cheese :3
I've got two long ass flights coming up this month. I also won't have my laptop with me. State gender and give me book recommendations of what to read.
>>34495796I am NOT cheesed to meet them.
>>34495800he will nibble on your toes if you don't offer him cheese >:3
Is it a reading type of night or a gayming night?
>>34495799Dune! I'm enjoying it very much so far.
>>34495799Male, The Bible.What, you got something better to read?
>>34495801Lewd.
>>34495803You know what, shit. That's a good idea. I've seen the first movie, and it made me curious about the original book.>>34495804I've already read most of the bible. I was very religious as a child.
>>34495799>>34495036
>>34495805you will not enjoy it your toe will be reduced to a bloody stump >:3
>>34495807I've never watched the movies but the first chapter was enough to interest me. It's a long book too so it will keep you occupied
>>34495802Readin
>>34495799Sirens of Titan, A Separate Peace, The Invisible Man, and Shadow Over Innsmouth.
>>34495810Fine. Take it. I expect it out of my place by sunrise
women, thoughts on guys that always comnected with animals better than people?
>>34495821I mean, I also have always connected with animals better than people myself...
I love a good taco bros
>>34495821>>34495823That's an autism thing
Guys who are balding, why not go fully bald at this point?
>>34495823which i guess means we'd focus more on animals than each other, what a strange dynamic that would be but probably a good one for parenting
bros i love a fat breakfast burrito no homo though
>>34495827Dude his skin is so unhealthy looking. I think it's partly because it's crazy sunny where he lives. But also he eats like all processslop.
>>34495821>>34495823Animals are just better
>>34495831>it's crazy sunny where he lives.He stays indoors 24/7 though. How is UV affecting his skin?
>>34495108Male>could you willingly be with one while they still ARE that degenerate?It boils down to responsibility and trust.If I can put my trust in her or am willing to lose what I'd risk with her, then anything is fair game. There's a handful of kinks I'm not willing to participate in. But her degeneracy isn't an issue.For example, in theory would be willing to be with a former crack whore if she was clean and healthy in all aspects. But in reality, a former crack whore isn't likely to have positive personality traits enough for me to be interested. I'm not rejecting her for being a crack ho, but because I don't like her.
>tfw can't connect well to animals or people
>>34495833He goes out with friends and drives around, I think.
>>34495821FI genuinely absolutely hate animals and find them disgusting. I see them at work all the time and I can barely conceal my gagging when dogs jump on me. I would tolerate them if I really loved someone so long as they didn't expect me to pet them or own them.
>>34495837>hates dogsMuslim detected.
>>34495837thank you for answering but giant red flag attitude imo
>>34494692Did you go? How was it?
>>34495835What DO you connect with
M31Should I get on finasteride even though I'm not visibly balding yet?
>>34495844yes, and you should take estrogen too
>>34495838NTA. Muslims hate dogs?
>>34495838I'm not Muslim I just was raised in a totally pet-free environment with parents who hate animals and have had nothing but negative disgusting experiences with animals.
>>34495833Can't you get sunburns through a car window?
>>34495847>I was raised by abusive parentsGotcha, I read you loud and clear.
>>34495190MaleMy go to was to say I was pretty inexperienced. If pressed, I'd admit that I was passionate but still a virgin. If further pressed I'd explain my series of unfortunate events.There's no point in lying. When you act oddly because it's new and they don't know it's new to you, they imagine another reason. Usually something they're insecure about.
>>34495839That's your right to think so. I'd never hurt an animal and eat vegetarian but I have a visceral disgust for them regardless.
I just dropped the rest of my taco beef all over the floor.
>>34495845Nah, I like having a working dick and a deep voice, and no tits.
>>34495850They weren't abusive, just not pet people and believed animals belong outside.
>>34495846Yes, they're not allowed to own dogs as pets and are considered dirty. They can use them for work, but they are not supposed to be kept in the house. It's why they keep their women on a leash instead.
>>34495852sorry my response was kind of rude, i'm just a bit of an animal so i take it a bit personally.
>>34495852NTA. Can you watch a documentary about the ocean? Or play a game with a character wearing a wolf pelt?
>>34495842Nothing
>>34495857But what about Kaya? She was the Gucci of dogs!
>>34495837>>34495847I can appreciate being adverse to the chaos animals bring but the level of distaste you have for animals might be something you want to resolve.I'm not saying that you must love pets. It's just that it reminds me of adults who can't clean their own toilet or bear to touch the food goop in the sink drain after washing dishes. Or a male store employee who wouldn't stock feminine hygiene products.Life is going to get a lot messier before you get out. Learn to work through your aversions.
>>34495860Technically we're all part of the taxonomic category Animalia
>>34495847Would you date a guy who wants a cat
>>34495860lel you're fine
>>34495857Aren't you training a dog right now or am I thinking of someone else?
>>34495869i mean in character, demeanor, aesthetic, lifestyle, circumcision status, interests, palette, and legally depending on the particulars of the jurisdiction.
>>34495863Of course. It's not like a phobia. It's more just disgust at their odor, slobber, their general grime getting on me when they jump up for pets. I even like cute animal images
>>34495867I work in healthcare and I see human shit and piss and wounds daily. I can definitely handle gross stuff but not animals. They just seem categorically dirty and less valuable than human life to me.
Memes aside, the idea of people being virgins past 30 feels kind of unreal to me. Back in my high school, even the most awkward, shy nerds ended up getting laid including me. It really wasn’t that hard if you put in a bit of effort and showed up to parties.
>>34495870I'm allergic but I would try to be nice to the cat without petting it, like buying it some treats or something. Yes that would be fine.
I also don't like animals
>>34495879idk what to tell you, i'm not around people enough to find someone tolerable enough to fuck. i don't even really care anymore, society has broken me
>>34495881finally someone who gets it
>>34495882How old are you and do you see yourself living in that state till you die?
>>34495866Hasan's about as Muslim as Trump is Christian.>>34495872No, I haven't had a dog in years. I'm thinking about getting one after we come back from Japan.>>34495879>if you put in a bit of effort and showed up to partiesYeah, people don't do that now. There are more important things in life that tricking a drunk girl into 32 seconds of awkward thrusting and then catching a disease from it.
MOIDS WHY AREN'T YOU ANSWERING QUESTIONS
>>34495893All 0 of them
>>34495893What question
>>34495888Put your name on.
I think she's having diabetic hallucinations again
State genderYou get to have sex with the cast of any one movie. What movie are you picking?
>>34495893why aren't you taking ozempic
>>34495878>They just seem categorically dirty and less valuable than human life to me.I can't disagree. My advice above was mostly about the strength of your reaction. There's a difference between regarding dogs as being dirty and being disgusted by them.(Over time, I've shifted more towards tolerating an acceptable level of dirty versus deluding myself that animals are clean.)A film recommendation for you is The Wall (2012). The film is about a woman who visits with friends at their lodge in the Austrian Alps. Left alone while her friends go into the village, she is cut off from all human contact by a mysterious invisible wall. Life outside the wall seems to freeze. She spends the next three years learning to survive with what she has in isolation, looking after the animals her friends had.It's a high quality film and does the absolute best job I've ever seen at showing how a dog is valuable as a companion.Plus, the pragmatic approach to the bizarre event is pretty unique.
>>34495887i am 30. it is very likely, my friend group is tiny and half married, and all of my hobbies and my work occur at home by myself. i have eventual plans to purchase a remote property and live in a cabin. none of those throws people at me.
This is Tackle from Kamen Rider. Which version of Tackle do you think looks the best?
>>34495898Gingersnaps
>>34495904Is this a kids show
>>34495904Top left
>>34495898saddam husein's execution recording
>>34495893Huh? I don't see any.
>>34495910Based?
>>34495879>if you put in a bit of effortIn my experience, there are two types of people:The ones who cringe at the idea of putting forth any kind of effort whatsoever without a guaranteed rewardThe ones are likely having sex, getting jobs, and moving forward in life.I dunno. Maybe they're not having sex. I don't ask. But they seem likely to.When you're not a "normie", you have to put in *more* effort. Not less.
i miss when bon appetit made fun videos in their test kitchen, and there was a bunch of fun characters
>>34495903>live in a cabin.Sounds like you’re avoiding people. If you go live in a cabin, you’re basically cutting yourself off. Humans are wired to live, survive, and hunt in groups and even now, you’re on /adv/ because you’re trying to simulate some kind of human connection. Get more social hobbies before you go all grey and wrinkly.
>>34495908Yes except for the newest anime
need a big dick 6'5 /atoga/ moid bf...
>>34495916yes, i am avoiding people, like i said earlier i don't find most people very tolerable. i can socialize fine and enjoy doing it but i enjoy doing that like i enjoy whale watching or something. i don't find people relatable enough, they certainly don't relate to me, and at the end of the day i'd rather be alone and slightly lonely than alone within a crowd
good evening togies. how doeseth be hanging?
>>34495910Are you the chick who likes balaclavas?
>>34494113>34494145>>34494159>34494183>>34494202>34494237>>34494275>34494289>>34494320>34494414>>34494433>34494446>>34494457>34494470>>34494486>34494497>>34494667>34494685>>34494691>34494736Here you go, I can't link them all.
>>34495923i am a man with a hairy pen0r.
>>34495904In order:Top left is the best design while still looking practical. It's best.Despite the it looking a bit like quality cross gender cosplay and lacking knee protection.Top right would be the most practical but the leather looks like a costume. It's literally normal clothing. It should look more natural.Bottom right gets points for looking like a character from The Tick.Bottom left looks exactly like a corporate mascot designed to look cute and sexy with boob adornment and a short pleated skirt to reveal panties.Pic related vibes
>>34495898Mocking jay part 1 :)
>>34495918Then you gotta get with Sarge for sure! All the ladies say he's really big and I'm really good at sex too! Give him your Discord, you won't regret it!
>>34495931Julian is better, but femanon might be too old (18) for him.
>>34495918best i can offer is 6'3 medium dick
>>34495927The anime one is objectively cuter though, do you agree?
>>34495930My lengthy peen dipped in mt dew?
>>34495930>James Deen is a rapist JewYou left out manlet.
>>34495918>need a big dick 6'5 /atoga/ moid bf...My dick is slightly smaller, but I make up for it by being 6'5"
>>34495918HeyDo you like guys that are GM in StarCraft?
>>34495938You only want to pump and dump. And broodwar is better.
>>34494320First, none of them is smart enough to hold all the paper bags under the umbrella.The supposedly "correct" choice is 3, green.The man is providing utility with strength while the woman is providing comfort.Purple 1 seems perfectly equal but that's a trap. Equality is non-existent in a relationship. Ideally it's 60/40 and it alternates but someone is always leaning on the other.Red 2 is the classic sacrificing male protecting the woman carrying the load. But I'm reality, that leads to weak willed men never caring for themselves.But number 4, blue, is the actual happiest. Because only gleeful retards would let the second umbrella fill up with rain upside down.
>>34495940
>>34495857>It's why they keep their women on a leash insteadHot
>>34494375>Do you guys all seriously have colorblindness? And or retardation to color theory?They're standing further apart, and he's not carrying the bag despite having a free hand.
>>34495934In attitude, definitely. No fucking question.In body, I have no idea as I can barely see the others.In face, I actually prefer top right.It's easier to project cuteness onto a drawing. It's a trick of the mind. There's a whole theory about it. The more simple something is drawn, the more the viewer relates to it.
>>34495879Zoomers don't have parties
>>34495944It should be the man holding both bags and the umbrella with his teeth.
>>34495940>You only want to pump and dumpOnly if you're a normie>And broodwar is better.Someone block gramp's 4chan access at the retirement home bruh
>>34495955Lol, sc2 can drive now. We're both old.
>>34495898MI'll pass. Not particularly interested in sex with strangers.>>34495904Top right.>>34495918I surpass the requirements, sorry.
>>34495957BW can't even see 5 feet ahead of itself, get that shit OFF THE ROAD
>>34495958>I surpass the requirements, sorry.Oh, sleepiness is making me blind, I thought that was dick length not height. I am not that tall.
You know what I really want as a 6'5'', hot, StarCraft 2 GrandMaster? A brown asian woman with nice thighs and a fat ass. Some C cups would be nice as well
>>34495960At least it can drive in the hov lane since there's more than 1 person in it.
>>34495963>a non-starving non-hooker philipino womanYes, and what color would you like your dragon?
https://youtu.be/5SWRn7WKznUPersuasion20
>>34495966Brown, like I said
>>34495966>>34495963All the pinoy women I see are either fat or normal weight. Most of them are nurses or wives of police or firefighters.
>>34495963The brown Asian girls are never brown enough imo. I want one that's Sri Lanka brown with east asian features.
>>34495971Because they like manipulating golden retriever men and police officers and firefighters are used to obeying orders so they're a perfect fit. Filipinas go crazy for me because I break their programming
>>34495963It’s cringe when you lean into the character
>>34495975It's not a character
men, do balls/ ball sack sizes really differ or vary much from man to man or are they all roughly the same size?
>>34495969Imma b draggin my brown nuts on you face, boy.
Why do you hate Makima?
I woke up at 7am SWEATING.Things is, I had already flipped over my cushion several times and it was SOAKED on both sides, so I was unable to continue sleeping.I don't know what the fuck to do this early in the morning.>>34495981Why would you assume we compare and know?
>>34495986because you are knowledgable on shaft size and girth differencesi wasnt trying to insinuate any homosexual behavior, sorry.
>>34495986Beetus moment
Anyone else hate saying their own name
>>34495981You've probably seen more balls than I have.
>>34495981Probably they shrink if you do roids
>>34495990Hearing my own name in media is so jarring.I am definitely not used to being called for by it.
>>34495990When do you ever even get into a situation where you'd have to do that often enough to notice?
Women How would you react if your closest guy friend casually dropped that he loved you while you were hanging out?
>>34495990I barely go out or introduce myself so sometimes I'll forget my own name until something reminds me.
>>34495998oh fuck
>>34495988I don't know my girth either.Or anybody of my friend's.Length is the only thing I know.>i wasnt trying to insinuate any homosexual behavior, sorryNeither was I, sorry.>>34495989I actually got a blood sample taken last month and it's all good. lol
>>34495998immediately stop all contact
>>34495997If someone asks for my name? Plus it's a clunky non English one so I usually have to repeat it
>>34495918I'm close to 7 at maximum hardness
>>34495998Just say I love him too in a casual inflection and then withdrawl further.
>>34495992i really havent i havent even seen one i would like to though. if he'd be so kind
>>34496001>all goodmenopause it is >>34496003
>>34495998Don't ever forsee that happening. My dad and little brother ate the only people who say that and I don't really believe it anyways kek
>>34496006Hopefully he'll have two to show you.
>>34496004Spine hardness?
>>34496003And how do you get into situations where people do that so often? Are you using "dating apps"?
>>34496000How would you want to fuck him?nta>>34496007If I didn't have to worry about getting kids anymore, that'd be great.
God when will I finally die. I just wanna be capped by some crackhead on the train.
>>34495999tfw I never felt confident or comfortable in my name. 10/10 would choose my own name; but i'm indecisive soooo
>>34496004omg... height? :0
>>34496000>>34496002>>34496005What if he said, "ya know honestly, I kinda just wanna fuck you."?
>>344960165'8 :/
>>34496017I'd say "Yeah, I figured that. And I don't like your beard."
>>34496012No it's just hard to pronounce so every time I do it's an ordeal, it's weird for me to even think about my name
>>34496018ew what the fuck
WomenHow would you react if your biggest male enemy casually dropped that he loved you while he was fighting you?
>>34496017I'd say, "yeah honestly, I'm outta here".
>>34496004
>>34496023Is being under 6' really so subhuman?
>>34496024I'm not falling for your dumb manipulation, wizard420BlaZe3t.
>>34495998Complete hypothetical because I have no friends but I'd feel kind of betrayed.>>34496017Blocked
>>34496018mysteriously close to 6'7"
>>34496018>>34496023LMAO, women are brutal
>>34496012NTALeave your house, NEET.
>>34496018>>34496023But it makes it look bigger when he's short
>>34496033That was a man, baby.
Got my own tarot deck, I can finally go full schizo
>>34495918Is 7.4 too much?
>>34496033Stop replying to yourself, incel.
>>34496037i don't need a tarot deck to tell that my life is going to be shit and i'll die young
Men, why are you incapable of shitposting.
>>34496030>I'd feel kind of betrayed.How? You knew the risks when you chose to engage with the opposite sex.
>>34496036Nah, I've seen how women react to me (6'5) compared to my short friends
>>34496039this thread is full of weirdos who reply to themselves for attention, hoping to catch other people in the crossfire
>>34496040Kek
>>34496044You should kiss him and get married.
>>34496042why are you incapable of losing weight
>>34496024I don't have mortal enemies, I don't get into fights and if I did and this happened, I'd just have one more reason to end him.
>>34496047Who?
>>34496045like Swiss
>>34496051The one you thought of rn
>>34496039>>34496042>>34496045Are we really going to pretend no woman has ever found short men unattractive?Does the women are wonderful effect really have such a grip on you?https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Women-are-wonderful_effect
>>34496054There's more than one
>>34496056What do those two things have to do with each other
>>34496046that said, the art on those cards look pretty cool. would want a deck at home just to look through them
Is it true that if someone can't think of a compliment they'll just say you have a nice smile or that you're cute
>>34496059You thought of one first
men dont like tomboys anymore wtf
I cooked (figuratively and literally) today
>>34496043If we've established a friendship and had non romantic interactions for months without any flirting I'm going to be mad he's now forcing a change in our dynamic. If he thinks he's getting signals that's one thing but if he confesses out of the blue we're going to have a problem. It's disrespectful in a way it feels like since we've spent time together and know each other well enough to say we're friends that he should know I'm going to reject him and not ask because all that does is put me in an awkward position and bum him out.If he needs to ask for closures sake and is going to stop talking to me if I say no I would be hurt but also understand where he's coming from but ugh I would really prefer that he just not.
>>34496060As always, fuck you for trying to seriously engage with him.
>>34496060The idea that a woman couldn't have a preference you deem "unfair," or reject someone in a way that's perceived as callous.
Alright foids I just chugged half a four loko, what questions do you have
>>34496065(You)
>>34496064Well darlin, the truth is I'm not attracted to short men either.
>>34496061I got the cyberpunk ones because I’m a edgy dude
>>34496063More for women than men but yeah kinda. With men it's usually along the lines of smart/funny/nice.
>>34496065You fucking take that back!
>>34496071I drank 2 of those at a party once and passed out in my bfs car
>>34496077Yeah that tracks, did your bf at least make sure you have a blanket
>>34496053Entj does it a lot as well
>>34496071>four lokoA what now.
>>34496081
>>34496065>men dont like tomboys anymore wtfWhy are women so bad at figuring out what we're attracted to?
>>34496079I meant her getting caught since she is an attention whore and replies to all shit
>>34496065I'll bite, what makes you say that
>>34496084oh i know, i just wish it was more diverse besides tall hourglass blonde w big tits
Am I supposed to be more physical with girls on early dates? Not like sex, I mean touching, hugging, handholding, etc.
>>3449606590% of tomboys are just dykes now
>>34496084They aren't they're just really good at farming attention
>>34496088anon you should know it 100% depends on the person and vibe
>>34496088No
>>34496091ftm*
>>34496088what bait category is this?
>>34496065there are no tomboys anymore
who the fuck is still confessing to girls? you KNOW flirting exists so you don't have to confess, right?
>>34496099incels that think she hasn't fucked them yet because she didn't get the memo when in fact she was pretending to be oblivious to give him a chance to save face
i assure you, women putting they/them in their twitter bio does not suddenly make them not tomboys
They them pussy
>>34496067People date friends all the time. Feelings can take time to develop, and people often prefer to date people they already have a connection with rather than starting at 0 with some bitch from online. I get where you're coming from too, but like it shouldn't be that surprising.
I wish I could get my dick sucked every morning by a cute girlfriend. What about you atoga?
>>34496105I wish I could just buy nice things infinitely.
>>34496078Nah he was busy he was there to play with his friend's band that's part of why I went to the car instead of a random couch
>>34496105I need to be a whole new man bruh
>>34496099ThisEven if you have a crush you've known for a long time, just act cool like you just met her at the club or something. Don't confess, just act. Show don't tell
>>34496088...how many dates did you think you had to go on before you touched?Adult life is not like middle school.
>>34496104But you should be able to tell if someone is receptive to that or not before you go blurting it out. The way I touch male friends I would at some point be open to having sex with and ones I would never is different.
>>34496087>tall>blondeSee? You know nothing.Most attractive height is 5'6"Most attractive hair color is dark brown
>>34495998I love my friends. If he means romantically we are no longer friends, no contact
AAAAARGH
>>344961125'6 is in fact tall for a woman retard
>>34496115That's kinda like saying 5'11 is tall for a man. Not really.
>>34496115Maybe in Bolivia.
>>34496116okay i didnt ask
I FUCKING FUMBLED MY CRUSH OVER THE COARSE OF THE PAST 3 YEARS AND I NOW I BASICALLY HAVE TO START FROM 0I'LL NEVER BE 22 AGAIN, I'LL NEVER MEET A GIRL AT THE SAME STAGE IN LIFE AGAINI MISSED THE TINY FUCKING WINDOW FOR PERFECT ROMANCE AND I'LL NEVER EXPERIENCE IT AGAIN. IT'S OVER
>>34496115imagine that woman in platform sneakers
>>34496119but uhhh did you fall in love? or nah
>>34496105i wish i were living in a COOL dystopian scifi setting wearing a badass suit of armor and badass machinegun laying down suppressive fire but then a badass grotesque alien takes a huge bite out of my neck, killing me and then as i die it takes over my body and uses it to attack the surviving crew members.
Fattest shit award
>>34496115>>34496116I feel like you're both right. I am not "tall" but I am taller than an average man in my favorite heels.
>>34496121I sure did, but I was too scared to make a move because "it wasn't the right time"Well the right time has long fucking Passed and I'm not even an option for her at all anymore
>>34496115Did we find an Asian gal?
>>34496087NTA but I’m the only dude I know who actually chases that type
>>34496122I'd take over and use your body iykwim
>>34496130nah i really don't get it unless you're a fucked up badass evil gross alien tapping away at a keyboard with your inhuman pincers
>>34496128dont insult me like that
>>34496131Nah I'm just a guy with a big ol' schlong
>>34496134:|
>>34496132Oh, Swiss? I thought Germanics were tall?
>>34496138im not a namefag im just a person
I'm trying to force myself into finding women my age (mid 30s) attractive. Anime really ruined my perception on women. Any tips?
>>34496139A short person apparently, kek.
>>34496140>Anime really ruined my perception on womenLol
>>34496141being short is acceptable for women so what is your issue
>>34496140>Anime really ruined my perception on womenHow???
>>34496140Not much you can do... You evolved to find the most fertile women attractive, and that's around 20.
>>34494045Now that I think about it, I've been asked out more times than I've asked out a girl>been asked out twice>never asked a girl out
>>34496143Your entire argument was men prefer tall women.
foids, why cant you be a hot evil genius sadistic vampire? are you even trying?
WomenHow would you react if your closest guy friend didn't make some gay confession or whatever, but just straight up asked "do you want to go out"?Also if the answer is no he just says "ok whatever" and is fine with it.
>>34494045This is a very well-put example of the feelings I've had.I am ugly. I can never be a handsome man. That doesn't mean that a woman can never love me. But the idea of a woman ever looking at me with attraction feels too foreign from my life experience for me to ever imagine. And were I to date a woman, I could only ever feel that I am not actually the man she wants. But rather, a man she latched on to so that she wouldn't have to feel alone. And that makes me feel guilt and sadness. guilt because I feel like I'm keeping her from chasing what she actually wants. Sadness at the thought that I simply cannot be that man, The one she truly wishes for.
>>34496148why are you on my case??? fuck off
>>34496140Study images of unhealthy older people instead of idealized teens.A healthy woman looks beautiful if you appreciate her for what she is instead of what she she isn't.
>>34496147>Now that I think about it, I've been asked out more times than I've asked out a girl>>been asked out twice>>never asked a girl outI recently realized this myself despite moping about being an incel.I guess I'm a headcase that let internet culture rub off on me.
>>34496152You sound like you're going through something.
>>34496119There might not be the same opportunity. But there will be others if you allow life to present them to you, after you process the pain....and it's "course".
WomenHow would you react if your crush asked you out, but after you said yes he just said "oh ok. just wondering"?
>>34496149I can only be a hot sadistic goth vampire,I’m not trying
>>34496161NTA. Your bf is lucky
>>34496140stop watching anime and temper your expectations >>34496145in anime women from ages 20-50 all look the same but they just add lines under the eyes
WomenHow would you react if your crush asked you out, but after you said yes he spontaneously combusted?
>>34496065Half the time we have women seething and claiming its "fetishization" to like women for being tomboys. We can't fucking win.
>>34496162Don’t have one, got a blonde sub girl I punish sometimes
>>34496157youre theone bringinng up personal attacks
the amount of whining incel men (allegedly grown up) still living with their parents is kind of funnyalmost as much as the amount of broke ass hiki neet women who live with men for free but claim to hate men
>>34496166Even more based.
>>34496168I looked like this in college. God I miss those days, I was so much happier.
>>34496168imagine being this obsessed with incels
>>34496167Thinking you're Asian isn't a personal attack.
>>34496164>spontaneously combusted?This stopped happening once people realized it was stupid to smoke in bed.
>>34496164meh
>>34496166What do you punish her for?
>>34496166Hot, how do you punish her?
Women. What chivalrous things have you done for men?
>>34496175For being blonde and pretty, bonus if they have a good career. >>34496176Maybe another time. Going to dance class
>>34496172i never said i was and im not and you brought it up
>misery-poster having another melty
>>34496177I was the designated spider killer/remover in my last relationship
>>34496178>Going to dance classHot.
>>34496181I need this but I'd never admit it.
Men have you ever had a crush on a lady but something she did/said made you lose the crush almost instantly?
>>34496185Yeah.Why do you think I've never dated?
>>34496177>PicrelNag but I'm 5'4 and one of my friends is like 6'2, and holding an umbrella like this over someone who's way taller than you is a pain in the assAlso is it gay to walk under an umbrella with another man
>>34496188well what was it
>>34496185I've never gotten to that stage with a crush, (I've always let the feeling die off) but I'm absolutely that kind of person.
>>34496185When she had the same name as one of my sisters
>>34496184I thought it was cute.He wasn't afraid of all bugs but I was in charge of anything with too many legs. And he wasn't a flailer for the most part. If you freeze and let me handle it I've got you but if you're freaking out to the point that you break something every time you see a spider that's a problem. The exception being that you get to break one thing with no penalty if the spider is on your face and it's a genuine accident lol.
>>34496178>For being blonde and pretty, bonus if they have a good careerKek
>>34496192You don't get it.Most men are attracted to most women.If cosmetic products did not exist, most men would still be attracted to most women.The disqualifying characteristic is almost always your demeanor, thoughts, morals, beliefs, actions, words, intentions, lifestyles, etc.This applies to almost everyone aside from fuckboys and failed fuckboys,Only the very dumbest men have just one or two "icks", most men consider things from a personality and lifestyle/morals perspective when meeting women. Many men will claim otherwise and that they're just trying to get laid but it's generally because of insecurity brought on by pretending-to-be-retarded culture.
Weirdly the only bugs I don't have a problem with are spiders
>>34496171It's likely not the incels she's mad at. She probably got fucked and dumped by a Chad who blocked her and now she's letting out her anger on the men here, some who haven't even touched a female in years. Many such cases.
>>34496185Yeah, it was her hoe phase I couldn't come to terms with.
>>34496180Must be prime femcel pussy though
>>34496203> some who haven't even touched a female in years.Why are you pretending that’s not you
>>34496203None of us have had sex and even in the general population, men are much less likely than women to fuck random strangers.
Women:Is there ANY reason you would go out with a guy, dodge his kiss on the first date, but then still want to date him still? Or is that a clear sign that you are not interested?
>>34496203>haven't even touched a female in yearsI'm not sure if I've ever shaked a woman's hand before?
>>34496180I think that's nightingale
>>34496199She should teach the Japanese femanon her ways.
>>34496210kissing is the third date you rapist
>>344962106/10 bait, not bad
>>34496213EPIC NAME DROPNAME DROP EPICDROP EPIC NAME
This smarmy fag is doing his best Patrick Bateman impression for an army of nobodies and I am tired of it!
>>34496215That's the sex date.It goes > kiss date > make out date >sex date
>>34496219Who?
men can u say something interesting pretty pls
>>34496207Because it's not? I literally fucked a bitch last month and fucked another bitch the month before. Not that I'm some Chad, but I do have spurts of fucking bitches sometimes then it's dry for months again.
>>34496223All I can offer is a tarot spread
>>34496225whats my fortune say
>>34496223Niggerballz
>>34496218Oh, hey babe, it's been a while, hasn't it?
>>34496223Have you ever read the work of Thomas Pynchon?
>>34494021I hate women.
>>34496210Maybe you choose good restaurants?
>>34496223The female creatures only became literate in the mid-19th century and that was in the Western world. Other females still didn't know how to read and write, kek.
>>34496226OkBasically that you’re gonna make it and everything you need is already within you, it’ll come out past your trauma over time. You are very rich in blessings, even if you can’t see it, and you will find strength and hope soon. Whatever struggle you’ve gone through has given you the strength for the future you are going to have
>>34496181>killing spidersWhy though? Unless they're venomous they only help get rid of other insects
>>34496223Something interesting!
>>34496235NTA. Why does everyone's fortune sound the same?
>>34496235> it’ll come out past your trauma over timewhat if i dont have any trauma
When did video games start becoming soulless?
>>344962422017
>>34496224Why is it either feast or famine?
>>34496242About half way through the 360/Wii/PS3 lifespan
>>34496217answer the question.>>34496215HAHAHHAHAHAHA noIf she is attracted to me, she will kiss me at the end of the first date.She fucks Chad on the first date. If I am not Chad to her, I am beta bucks. THAT SIMPLE.My current gf, I had my fingers in her pussy on the first date.
>>34496246>My current gfSo you're cucking her?
>>34496233So she's using me for food?She still replies to my texts. Was even willing to meet for lunch once, but she replied last minute so I couldn't make it because I figured she ghosted. Maybe a strategy to dodge me? Keep me strung along? I'm sure I'm her backup plan. That's fine, I just want to pump and dump anyway. That's why it will just be coffee dates until we at least make out. That's my rule.
>>34496247Yes.
>>34496239Extremely generic questions will do that and readers want to be read so they naturally gloss up the answers, but that was just the actual card they pulled, idgaf>>34496240You wouldn’t consider it trauma because you’ve felt that you’ve already overcome and integrated it, and you also feel that holding the label “trauma” is too much. However, you’re moving through that through that manner, by not naming the pain, that’ll be how it’s released. However, what’ll come next will be a disquiet inside yourself, and unbalance. Seeking new horizons will do that
>>34496248>I just want to pump and dump anyway. That's why it will just be coffee dates until we at least make out. That's my rule.Based
>>34496249Does she know?
>>34496250im being dead serious when i say i have no trauma thoughi've had an extremely uneventful and privileged life :D
>>34496253Everyone has trauma, we’re born into a traumatized world. I’m happy that you’ve had privilege, but it also sounds like you’re stifled and don’t know who you are
>>34496256>Everyone has traumathat just simply isnt correct, what makes you think that? do you mean hardship?>but it also sounds like you’re stifled and don’t know who you arei can’t think of a single bad thing thats ever happened to me
>>34496256Maybe tarot is just bullshit?
>>34495534Is this really what it feels like to DM a woman? I've always been too much of a pussy to try.
Drank a bottle of soju and a bottle of wine and I'm waiting for the buzz to hit me.
>>34496257Yes, hardships, but everyone does have traumas, it doesn’t necessarily mean a bad childhood. You can become traumatized from falling off your bike as a kid. > i can’t think of a single bad thing thats ever happened to meWhy are you so fixated on “bad things” and trauma? I bring it up because the card mentioned your fortune is to move into a rebirth>>34496258Yes? It has as much power as you believe it to have, so if you believe it’s bullshit, it is, because it is, until it isn’t. Perception is a very interesting thing
>>34496256Who is we?
>>34496263Humanity
>>34496262>You can become traumatized from falling off your bike as a kid.no? thats just being a child, trauma is far more than thatand its not fixation, i guess ive just noticed this new wave of ppl on the internet who want to call everything trauma and headcanon others and themselves with disorders they dont have.
Go on a couple of dates with a guy who seems head over heels with me, chasing me, always initiating,very happy to talk to me, becomes my boyfriend, kind of declines from there and im asking him to do things constantly, he’s always declining, barely texting, tells me he’s really stressed out and overwhelmed by xyz breaks up with me says he wants to date me again once he’s able to make me a priority says he’s not trying to get me off his back by saying that and says he still likes me, doesn’t unfriend or block me, never messages me first. What the fuck happened? He’s a virgin btw I was his first kiss You would think if im the first he’d be trying to fuck me or wanna be around me constantly I always think the overwhelmed with outside shit is an excuse. When do I know to move on because this sucks I can’t even get him to call me anymore let alone hangout Did I do something wrong? Is it because I gave him more attention? Why am I chasing a man who isn’t chasing me Why am I so obsessed I just wanna fuck man I know what it feels like to have someone like me and im not feeling that anymore he doesn’t even flirt
>>34496260That's modern dating now. Guys have to be jesters who make a 10/10 entertaining performance in texts or she ghosts you/unmatches you.
>>34496266Such is the experience of getting into SITUATIONSHIPS with CHADS
>>34496265> thats just being a childYes, it is, for 99% of us. Some kids will develop anxiety from that and never overcome it. It’s one example. > i guess ive just noticed this new wave of ppl on the internet who want to call everything trauma and headcanon others and themselves with disorders they dont have.Everyone searches for labels. Labels give you a feeling of power, control, manipulating something immaterial into something controllable. That’s also just a form of sickness too, it spreading to others and all that. I am not like that btw, not saying you’re mentally ill for anything you’ve said, but I did notice you didn’t answer my question
>>34496268I got played? By a virgin incel???????
>>34496272That was his spiel.
>>34496246>>34496248>>34495963>>34494946>>34495211It's nice seeing we have more Chads ITT these days, instead of whiny incels shitting up the place.
>>34496272>calls him a virgin incel>GUYS WHY ISN'T HE CHASING ME?? WHAT HAPPENED??The lack of self-awareness from female creatures is always hilarious.
>>34496270what question? why i was fixated on the trauma thing? i thought i explained why
>>34496266>go through work of getting gf>don't give a shit anymore/get lazytale as old as time
>i'm going to be getting into a temporary relationship with this inexperienced dude and then start expecting him to act boyfriend (like my exes and hookups)>why is he distancing himself>why are men like this>i just wanna fuck so i reinstall tinder immediately and date and fuck and date and fuck and date and fuck and date and fuck
>>34496278What am I not getting
>>34496272Did you mean virgin Chad?
>>34496266Maybe you're his beard?
hmm yes virgin chad love bomber, didn’t even fuck just going straight for kill shots on foids as an act of revenge
>I'm a K H H V, go out with me, I'm super social but an incel! I have never been with a woman, but I read a lot of books!
>>34496285And you don't think that's based?
>>34496279Sort of yes but not really, but the connection do be fading
>>34496236Always gotta be one of you annoying retards.They're spiders.Fuck off.
>>34496286>Ah yes, I have the perfect picture of a handsome shirtless man saved on my phone to illustrate my point!
>>34496281It's funny how foids talk about men not being able to take rejection well when they turn into rabid psychos when a guy rejects them or doesn't want to fuck them.
>>34496288i guess its just hard to ignore how we have seemingly different opinions on what trauma is, from my perspective, you seem to downplay it a lot when i view as more of what it realistically is. do you consider yourself to have trauma? from what?
>when you find a new ASMR that hits just the right wayBest orgasm I've had in some time.
>>34496286Why do you have this pic? Lol
Now you guys are making fun of me :/ can I get some actual advice. Dude told me he’s stressed out and inexperienced and to just give him time to “regulate” it’s been 5 days i really think that’s long enough why isn’t he chasing me. I feel like in time his feelings will dissipate, like do I check in with him every other day or just leave him the fuck alone. He has not been initiating any conversations he broke up with me 2 days after we went on a date and he said I made him really happy and he can’t believe he has a gf im going nuts here
>>34496295Deep voice?
>>34496277You mean it's nice seeing the incels move on from whining that sex isn't socialized to larping as equally cringe manwhores
>>34496297I thought you broke up? Have you told him any of what you're telling us?
>>34496297My next post will be asking for manipulation tactics I HAVE GOT TO WIN AND PLAY THIS GAME BETTER
>>34496294I have plenty of trauma from growing up in a violent household and being sexually assaulted, but I’ve worked through that, though one doesn’t come out of that without scars > you seem to downplay it a lot when i view as more of what it realistically is.I like the way you say it, in a form, because it does validate what I’m saying as well. How am I downplaying it?
>>34496285Elite level shit 2bh
>>34496300Yeah we did he asked me to give him space to decompress his stress and that he wants to resume things once he’s settled but if I freak out again we are done and so here I am
>>34496297Just play it by ear, when you feel like talking to him, talk to him. if he continues to not really engage even in time then maybe it won't work out. It's not like he can be stressed out forever. If he needs time to 'regulate' whatever the fuck that means, give him anorther week idk
>>34496299>no one on 4chan can get laidFemanon, go to /soc/There's decent looking guys here
>>34496291>>34496296Nta, but>images (2).jpgI think he just quickly googled and downloaded it without putting too much effort
The answer is to move the fuck on holy shit you faggots stop getting hung up on nobodies that you've known for 3 months
>>34496305Is he depressed? I torpedoed a relationship because it was genuinely tough to keep up with her.
>>34496307I think my problem is that im attracted to men who are inexperienced and don’t leave their houses like you’d think with all the vns this guy plays he’d have some experience of women? Unless those two have no correlation why didn’t he try to fuck me he only did oral on eachother and he told me he wanted to wait until we form a deeper emotional bond which we could have done by now if he didn’t pull away
>>34496308I wonder what the search term was? Maybe "hot guy?"
>>34496305He's probably depressed and needs space or maybe he's emotionally neglectful. Either that or he doesn't like you, but I'm betting it's mental illness
>>34496312>with all the vns this guy plays he’d have some experience of women?Lmfao
>>34496312>like you’d think with all the vns this guy plays he’d have some experience of womenuh no I would think he would have zero fucking clue of what to do
>>34496312Performance anxiety? How'd he act during oral?
>>34496311Yeah apparently, needs to buy a car before lease is up, might need a loan, works 60 hrs a week, and he’s moving so realistically on top of all that im sure having a relationship does not help he said we met in person at a really bad time and that isolating himself right now is the only thing that will help
>>34496302well you did say something as simple as a child falling off their bike would cause trauma, sure you related that to how that could lead to anxiety. but it also couldnt, many ppl went through something like that as a kid and it never manifested into anything, and this would make up the vast majority. overall, i'd argue that to deem something traumatic, it'd have to be something that when experienced, the majority would come out with some effect of mental scaring/ distress. I think claiming that everyone has trauma does a big disservice to those with actual trauma and is also kind of strange from the standpoint of someone with zero trauma.
>>34496298I think a raspy voice can be hot with women, but this one was young and playful.
>>34496320He has so much shit on his plate I don't blame him.
>>34496277>It's nice seeing we have more Chads ITT these days, instead of whiny incels shitting up the place.Get on earlier. Euro hours are usually more incelified
>>34496325So what just give him time then? Doesn’t time apart make someone like you less?
>>34496323Yeah, that’s valid. I see it as a spectrum, and a way to feel less isolated. Trauma has a big effect of creating isolation, and I personally found comfort in feeling not alone, inasmuch as finding the comfort to integrate with society holistically and not just in a niche corner of “rape victims” or anything else. It’s not meant to denigrate trauma victims, I’ll never live through the Khmer Rouge, but it is a universal experience imo
>>34496320Okay, that is a lot. Obviously you have a right to move on if you want, but if you stick around, maybe cut him a bit more slack?
>>34496332Yeah I guess I already brought it up to him that he isn’t making an effort to see me. I’m just the type of person who wants to spend time together he told me with how much time he’s spent alone it’s really hard for him to keep a social battery
>>34496185Yeah. She was extremely rude to the wait staff at a restaurant. I went from infatuation to disgust and hatred in about five minutes. Probably one of the most deflating experiences of my life honestly
Thanks guys goodnight
>>34496334Are you an extrovert?
>>34496324How can you like that shit? I would just think that she's a smoker or a drinker. I want her voice to sound clear and feminine.
>>34496338I don't know, but a woman I loved had a slightly deep and raspy voice (not to the point that she sounded like a smoker), and that was maybe the most attractive thing about her. Her voice drove me crazy.
Is it over if I [M] jumped a bit during a jump scare in a horror movie while we were cuddling? She's been acting differently since then.
>>34496329If he said he needs time apart because of all the shit going on I think it's worth acknowledging that. Maybe here and there you can hang out with him or convince him in his free time (if he has any) to do something with you, so neither of you are completely alone. But people work in different ways, so idk what's going on in his head. If you pester him he might be annoyed or feel guilty and that might not go down well, ppl are all different so *shrug*
>>34496336Gn
>>34494032>basement dwellersYou're in your 30's
its always i can treat him better until i realize the reflection
>>34496337I guess more now, but I see alot of my past self in him and I think that’s why I like him so much I was never the girl to fit in and I was constantly made fun of and I would stay home and just play games but then as gay as it sounds I got good looking and pretty much my whole mindset changed. Like not bragging but I had so many men barking up my tree and he was one of them im suprised he persisted for over 7 months but once I gave him a chance I really did just fall in love with the dork and shy introverted people are exactly the type of people I like, yeah I go out on weekends and whatever but in a relationship that’s not something I do. I haven’t had sex in over a year and while I can, I really wanna have sex with someone who means something to me and I am genuinely so sexually frustrated I doubt the sex would even be good for the first time with a virgin atleast for me but I get off on that stuff v.v
>>34496246>answer the question make me
>>34495184M.Fucking in a train station bathroom.OrTaking her anal virginity.
>>34496099Back in my freshman year of highschool a girl basically forced me to hang out with her by using her friends to put social pressure on me and then one day she started saying I was her bf. I completely denied the accusations because she never actually confessed or asked me to be his gf first, even though I was starting to enjoy being around her. She got real mad and stopped talking to me. I didn't even deny it out of malice or anything I guess I was retarded.Is it really that uncommon to not actually confess and make a relationship official?
>>34496313I'm the original anon, the quick search was: "chad looking male model"Google knows what I mean.
>>34496351How'd you glow up?
Men, would you accept a overly shy and antisocial GF? like to the point where she has zero friends and wouldn't want to meet any of your family or friends.
>>34496359No
>>34496359>Men, would you accept the perfe6GFI wonder
>>34496360>>34496361The duality of man
>>34496360Can I ask why?
>>34496359You mean asocial? Or would she try and stab me at some point?
>>34496359No. That sounds awful and I assume she would be extremely clingy.
>>34496365Lol yes, I guess I used the wrong term. she holds no evil in her heart.
>>34496364Sounds exhausting I want to date a person not a ghost or a nutcase, what are you going to be able to provide outside of physical intimacy, all you're gonna do is sit inside and look pretty
>>34496359Well, I'd want to get married at some point, so I'd want you to meet my parents before then.
>>34496359women like this don't exist in real life. too good to be true
>>34496359>wouldn't want to meet family she would have to meet my family like at least like a handful of times lol realistically if we were to go past being bf/gf
>>34496359Yes answerers are deeply insecure psychopaths
>>34496367Would I be able to take you out anywhere? Or would you be too shy?
>>34496359Will she cheat and end the relationship as soon as better men enter her inexistent social circle? Does she crave new experiences and get resentful at her boyfriend for not making her life a theme park?
>>34496366Not necessarily no, she enjoys her own alone time as well.>>34496368>able to provide outside of physical intimacyemotional connection and a lifelong partner? >>34496369Makes sense, youre the only anon who's provided an actual reasonable reason so far.
>>34496372>answerers are deeply insecure psychopathsHey, she's the anti social one
>>34496372Or maybe people who don't care about socializing or their families
>>34496373going out is fine, shes shy not agoraphobic, as long as there is no talking with strangers.>>34496374no, yes, no
>>34496375I've know people like that, they're not very interesting and there's not much you can connect with, they'd be more of a pet than a partner. I want someone alive not an anxiety riddled shutin
>>34496359>Woulsn't want to meet any of my friendsFine, I don't have any>Or familyNo.
i just had a huge epiphany about a confusing line from a book i read years ago, what the fuck
>>34496377Lmfao
>hey mom i met someone>they dont want to see you ever or meet anyone in our family>i have no fucking clue how we would get married or if you're invited or what that situation is going to be like
>>34496379So she needs an extroverted bf and won't even consider someone like her. That was to be expected.
>>34496380Dating someone and "knowing" someone are two different things, dont assume what you dont know.
>>34496375You are ugly.
If you don't want the shutin I'll take her. >but muh marriage she has to meet muh family for marriageI give 0 fucks about marriage and I cut contact with my family long agoAs long as she doesn't break down when going outside it's fine
>>34496387By knowing I mean a friend. It's not too far removed. It's just that you can't make a serious long term connection with hermits like that unless you're also one.
>>34496379>no, yes, noNTA. Just to clarify, you're saying you'd leave your boyfriend if a better prospect shows up?
>>34496391Hey man if you have zero standards and just want something to fuck that's all good, I want an actual partner.
>>34496386It's easier to try new things with another introvert because you can take it slow and not feel like dead weight. Extroverted partners aren't necessarily better for an introvert with fomo
>>34496391Sucks that you grew up in an abusive family, but not everyone did.
>>34496391True, someone with no family would be ideal with this person
>>34496396My standards are for her to be loyal, smart and independent. I don't need a social butterfly in my life
>>34496395nothe first no to leaving, the yes is to wanting new experiences, then no again to resentment.>>34496392that is still just your singular life experience, you also confirmed you didnt really know them on a dating level so i dont really regard your perspective very highly especially since it comes across with slight malice. >>34496389i know that
>>34496399Actually in this case its quite good his family sucks
>>34496382Neat, what about?
>>34496406Good for you, perhaps.
>>34496405>didnt really know them on a dating levelWouldn't change much except make it more frustrating because it feels like a greater obligation. I just know your type, people like you are pretty boring
>>34496408And for this hypothetical shy girl, so what's the issue?
>>34496342How new are you? Are you fucking?
>>34496409Pretty boring to you. Not everyone has your tastes.
>>34496409why is it inherently them that is the issue? what if you expect too much from a partner?
>>34496413>man says while staring at wall
>>34496342It's over friend. You gave her ... the ick
>>34496409Lol, exactly. I don't think the 4channers like this >>34496361 have actually dated the le shy quiet girl before. It's a drag just talking to them. Give me a sporty extrovert gf over her any day.
>>34496413You asked me, I gave you my answer
>>34496417>Give me a sporty extrovert gf over her any day.That's good if you're Chad, but those girls are giga cheaters if you're even Chad-lite
>>34496417Im low energy so i wouldnt mind comfortable silence w a shy gf
>>34496417You really don't get people like us. Partners to us are complements not missing pieces. You're just looking for someone to entertain you and keep you busy
>>34496423femcel anon...
Why do extrovert normies browse here?
>>34494205>thats why i only date moderate height men 6'2What do you consider tall?
>>34496236Because I don't have the energy/patience to capture and release every time.If it was just my space I'd leave most of them alone but when your partner is anxious to sleep in the same room they saw a spider in 3 hours ago if it wasn't removed you make do.
>>34496417Yeah it's mostly insecure inexperienced guys (site's main demographic) that want something like this. Not even extroverted necessarily just capable of socializing and holding a social circle and meeting the people important to me, and it'll probably extend to how she interacts with me too.
>>34496425I've gotten pussy off here believe it or not
>>34496425They’re larping
>>34496430How many stds did you get along with it?
>>34496430Was it me
>>34496431Cope>>34496432None
>>34496433Maybe. Where'd he cum the first time?
I will never be able to hold her.
>>34496435In his mouth as I was pegging him
>>34496434Lol this dude thinks he’s an extroverted normie
I'd handcuff to me and swallow the key
>>34496438Lol, I sort of wish I were that flexible, it'd make jiu jitsu a lot easier
>>34496433ntadid you actually fuck an anon?
>>34496359>Anti-social behaviours, sometimes called dissocial behaviours, are actions that are considered to violate the rights of or otherwise harm others by committing crime or nuisance, such as stealing and physical attack or noncriminal behaviours such as lying and manipulation.[1] It is considered to be disruptive to others in society.[2] This can be carried out in various ways, including not limited to intentional aggression, as well as covert and overt hostility.[2]Did you actually mean anti-social, or did you mean asocial? Because if the former then no I would not accept that. If asocial then yes, that matches my disposition.>like to the point where she has zero friends and wouldn't want to meet any of your family or friends.That's probably too asocial (or anti-social, as the case may be). Why would someone like that want me?
>>34496438Wtf position was that?
>>34496440I knew a guy who killed himself kinda like this. It was the middle of winter and he got onto the roof of a tall building, took off his coat so he was just in his t shirt. Cuffed himself to a railing with a bike lock and cable and chucked the key across the deck out of reach, froze there in the night and they found him next morning.
>>34496443I already asked her that. She clarified she meant asocial.
>>34496443yeah i used the wrong term i meant asocial, sorry>Why would someone like that want me?because i seek marriage and dating comes before that
>>34496297>it’s been 5 days i really think that’s long enough lol>why isn’t he chasing melmao even
>>34496435I was kidding>>34496442But I did fuck a fewNever again
>>34496242What's the oldest soulless game you can think of?What's the newest soulful game you've played?
>>34496444Maybe something like this
>>34496449oh, are you the girl who met some /soc/ weirdos?
>>34496185Yes, but it was intentional on her part.
>>34496451Did he fall off the bed why is it like that >>34496452Surely there's more than one
>>34496454Do tell
I'd never entertain the idea of meeting anyone from 4chan. Maybe there are one or two girls like >>34496359 but the chances of hooking up with someone who would stab me in my sleep are probably much higher
>>34496457femanon did stab all of them in their sleep
>>34496450>What's the oldest soulless game you can think of?Hmm, maybe Black Ops? >What's the newest soulful game you've played?RDR2
>>34496063If I say you have a nice smile it's probably because you smiled at me and it made my heart go melty.
I went on /s/ earlier today, why do some men who browse that board act so weird? It’s like the whole ‘oh good kind sir have my reddit gold’ but on 4chan. Like it’s seriously weird, are they all like 50 years old posting like boomers, what the fuck is going on
>>34496451Bruh, I can't tell what's going on.
>>34496242Most AAA games started to become soulless because they only care about pandering and shareholders and greed etc etc etc
>>34496462Why are men on a porn board weird?
>>34496462>coomers and gooners are the despicable and embarrassing scum of society nobody could have possibly predicted that anon
>>34496037Can you teach me how it works?
>>34496462>50 years old posting like boomersBecause they probably are, along with ESL thirdies, what thread were you in.
>>34496455was it 3 guys?
>>34496464Just look up pile-driver sex position
>>34495984She gets spammed too much.
someone be my friend pls pls pls pls
>>34496472Can you get to the point if you have a question or is it just fun for you to recognize people?
>>34496451kek
>>34495879What was the question again?
>>34496471I don’t remember I was going through a bunch out of curiosity. OH also some of them post pictures of older women in threads full of pictures of younger women and I’m 90% sure in retrospect that’s some boomer posting a picture of his wife AAAAAAAAA MEN WHY
Men's nipples are safe for work, right? Or can someone somehow prove that not all of those are male? Just asking.
>>34495719Worse than electro-swing?
>>34496480Yes they have a habit of doing that. I just don't read the text and simply look at the pictures. If you're f why were you on there anyway.
>>34496476Gross lol
>>34495879You got invited to parties?
>>34496476i just thought the stories were funny. my bad
>>34496480>I’m 90% sure in retrospect that’s some boomer posting a picture of his wifeWhat's wrong with that?
Need a drug that just lets me daydream for hours on end
>>34496484Curiosity. I haven’t checked out half the boards on this site. /soc/ was also an eye opener and I don’t see myself going back there ever again
>>34496487Nothing personal just some "wouldn't you like to know weather boy" energy because I didn't know your motive >>34496485See now this is what I was expecting lol.And he's right. Don't fuck people you met on 4chan.
>>34496456Nothing interesting to tell really. To paraphrase she basically told me to fuck off and never contact her again. It worked.
>>34496490Most of the red boards are trash and populated by the lowest iq posters on the site. I used to browse a lot of boards but nowadays I just stay here.
>>34496423>tfw definitively concluded this weekend that I have a small pussy, to the detriment of my sex life
>>34496447>because i seek marriageThis just shifts the same question up one step.But no, I don't seek marriage, so we would not accept each other.
>>34496496saying you dont want marriage is just another way of saying youre a nihilist
>>34496459>maybe Black OpsSo 2010 then at the latest.Soulless is a pretty meaningless term to try to answer objectively. I'd say there has always been soulless games as long as the gaming industry has existed.
>>34496480If it's non consensual that's obviously fucked up. But it's a thrill to know other guys want to hang your lady
>>34496501>know other guys want to hang your ladyThat's the funny thing, they're usually fat old and ugly and people tell them to get the fuck out.
>>34496495You probably weren't fully aroused.
>>34496497Which is what I would expect from someone who refuses to meet their partners family and friends.
>>34496501>But it's a thrill to know other guys want to hang your ladyI guess I just don’t really understand that.
>>34496493>To paraphrase she basically told me to fuck off and never contact her againAlways nice to hear from a woman.
>>34496503Definitely not as aroused as I have been before with how awkward it is to be evaluated that way. But the conclusion was made even taking that into account.
>>34496504? would it not be the opposite? marriage is the most normie goal ever, what do you even want in life if not marriage?
>>34496507Wait, "evaluated?"
alright women it's been 2.5 monthsi want to reach out to a girl i went no contact withit was semi-mutual and we still clearly had/have some feelings for each otherhow do i word it in a not-so-pathetic way that makes me seem like a chad and not pathetici don't want any "it's overs" or anything, accept my premise and desire as stated
>>34496505It's mostly a guy thing
>>34496509I mean I talked with my bf and he said it was small. I used that word because the whole conversation felt very clinical and not arousing.
>>34496508Peace and quiet. A roof over my head, a warm bed, good food. To feel healthy and fit. Not having to work for a living. The freedom to do what I happen to feel like doing that day, without worrying about the future.
>>34496512I was thinking there's no way a gynecologist said that.
>>34496495>to the detriment of my sex lifeYeah, women's sex lives are most affected.
>>34496480>AAAAAAAAA MEN WHYCuckolding is the most common kink for men
>>34496513So youre also asocial then
>>34496515bitch yo shit is SMALL
>>34496517NTA. Of having a tiny cunt? Obviously.
Female anons, your culture is being appropriated...
>>34496521Basically. Instead of having sex every weekend, they have sex every weekend but have to prepare a little bit before PIV. It's a sexual tragedy.
i still check on his X account every now and then...i wonder if he has ever checked on mine even though i only have like 3 posts
>>34496515I sort of wish they did so I'd have known sooner. >>34496517Duh.
>>34496519>If asocial then yes, that matches my disposition.Yes, I basically said as much.But I see no use in marriage, and I do not understand how someone who claims to be even more asocial than me would consider it a life goal.
>>34496523Your little dick will fit them just fine.
>>34496526>But I see no use in marriage, because you havent met the right person, unless you are also asexual and aromantic? >I do not understand how someone who claims to be even more asocial than me would consider it a life goal.because im lonely and sad and i dont want to feel that way
>Please state genderIs it weird that I check up on my exes every couple years to make sure they're doing okay? I don't contact them, just check their socials.
>>34496528i need a small vag gf to match my small dick. actually nvm i lied sex is scary i need an asexual gf
>>34496532check on them why? worry, resentment, or missing them?
I need a gf who prefers anal because babies are scary
>>34496531>because you havent met the right personNeither have you, it seems. Also I don't believe I ever will.> im lonely and sadThat's what being asocial gets us. I'd expect someone to be as asocial as you claim to be to be happy about being lonely though. And in any case I don't believe marriage is a requisite for companionship or intimacy.
>>34496535I think it's the first option, but I could be biased.
>>34496532MI don't think that's weird. Question is what you'd do when it turns out one of them aren't.
>>34496536>tfw I like anal a lot but still demand that I have a baby sometime soon
>>34496536why not just get a vasectomy? you can plap raw and not worry about blowing inside making a baby
>>34496541No.>>34496540Sorry JH
>>34496537I still have time to find a partner and im sure you do too, is it fear and insecurity that is holding you back or do you really just not want a partner?>I'd expect someone to be as asocial as you claim to be to be happy about being lonely though. the few close times ive gotten to a relationship i have found myself craving times where i didnt have to talk to said person and was just on my own, maybe it was just my social battery running low but you might just be right. i do agree that marriage isnt exactly necessary but it does ensure they are far less likely to leave you
>>34496536Make her get a IUD, I also like anal but it's definitely not a everyday thing.
>>34496542There have to be other femanons ITT on record for liking buttstuff. I can't be alone on this.
>>34496545i'd like butt stuff if i didnt have to turkey baster clean my ass and fast for the days beforehand
>>34496528Unless a woman outright cannot or will not have sex, the shape and size of her pussy is inconsequential. She can still get 2.8 partners per year on average throughout her twenties and thirties. Meanwhile, a guy can have an above average penis and be a permaincel.
>>34496546NTA. Not all of us moids object to getting a little mud on the turtle.
>>34496546One day of fasting works for me, but I get what you mean. At this point, the mindset I'm in during prep plus the ritual of it all sort of adds to the whole thing now.
>>34496544>Make her get a IUDMy mom nearly had a hysterectomy because of one of these so I'm still uneasy about them.>I also like anal but it's definitely not a everyday thing.I don't think i'd mind if we'd had to stick oral and manual sex on different days.
>>34496548I'll try and feel sorry for you in between fucking women
>>34496510i guess the lack of response means i should kms and not attempt
>>34496550That's both mean and terribly outdated.
>>34496549shut the fuck up man
>>34496557Why? No lies were contained in my post.
>>34496543>is it fear and insecurity that is holding you backMore the fact I'm not outgoing enough to find someone. I used to think I would just meet someone organically and we would hit it off, but I've never met someone where there was mutual interest between us. At this point I believe it's over and I have nothing to offer a woman. You might call that insecurity if you like.>i have found myself craving times where i didnt have to talk to said person and was just on my ownYeah, it's difficult to balance with another person.> but it does ensure they are far less likely to leave youThe romantic in me would rather they stay without that extra pressure.
>>34496536Butt baby?
>>34496560how old are you?
>>34496545nary a buttslut as prolific as yourself, JH
>>34496562In my 40s.
Anyone else remember when Xbox tried making mini series, but they were all so bad it only lasted like 6 months?
Accidentally bought a 17. century apothecary pestle and mortar.
>>34496564when did you give up on romance?
>>34496563You get a pass for using a twenty dollar word.
>>34496567How do you 'accidentally' do that? Could be useful in the kitchen though.
>>34496567If it's safe to use, then you can at least make your own calcium pills with eggshells. Feel like a real apothecary.
>>34496569Not sure exactly. A few years ago.Or I never tried hard enough to begin with, so you could call that giving up from the start. Depending on how you want to look at it.
>>34496571I wanted to get a cheap one from the thrift store to grind pigments for making experimental oil paints and didn't want to use my kitchen, grabbed the most heavy duty one i could find and when I looked it up online I found out it's a very old one made by a bell maker with cute hand punched sun and star patterns on it. Not mad at all, I love it.
>>34496572I already washed it, I'll definitely be using it.
>>34496573sorry to hear, what would have to happen to fix that and get your spark back? have you tried out dating apps?
>>34496574That's an awesome find. Congratulations.Will you dare use it for the pigments, or are you going to have to find another one for that now?
>>34496577>what would have to happen to fix that and get your spark back?Probably a miracle at this point.>have you tried out dating apps?No, that just seems miserable and no fun at all.
>>34496581more miserable than being alone?you never get lonely? do you have friends? a good relationship with your family?
>>34496580Thanks! No, I feel like it would be cringe to not keep using it to make neat things after it's been used to make neat things for so long already, so I'll be using it for it's intended purpose. It's very solid, so it should be fine.
>>34496564>>34496573Wait, you never had a gf in 40 years? Are you trolling?
>>34496586dont be mean
>>34496582>more miserable than being alone?Yeah>you never get lonely?I'm getting used to it. And I have found ways of coping.>do you have friends?I haven't seen the only person I consider my friend in more than a year. I should meet up to see if he still considers us friends.>a good relationship with your family?Relationship with my family is pretty good.
>>34496586shut the fuck up
>>34496586JH pls
>>34496583>I feel like it would be cringe to not keep using it to make neat things after it's been used to make neat things for so long already, so I'll be using it for it's intended purposeI'm inclined to agree with this. That's really cool.
>>34496567>How anon died of arsenic poisoning
>>34496150I do not tho.
>>34496592Not me, stupid.
>>34496589>I'm getting used to it. And I have found ways of coping.like how?
>>34496159I would think he wanted something else and withdrawl.
>>34496164Did he swallow a pie bomb?
it's crazy how Ive been getting matches on dating apps just by writing dedicated comments on some womenand I dont mean long or very personalized stuff, for example some woman has a "I always carry a folder with me" and I asked her why and she matched with meI know matches aren't anything confirmed at all, it's just crazy that Ive spent so much time just swiping without knowing this.
Hi, recommend me movies and tv shows that aren't easy to get on streaming services so I can add them to my plex collection.Thanks
>>34496567>>34496574>>34496583I am jealous
>>34496593:)>>34496594There's worse ways to go.>>34496604Mom said it's your turn using the mortar.
Femanon, were you too interviewed on this topic?
>>34496597gfrp audios on youtube.And atoga is also a vague approximation of being social.
>>34496545I haven't heard of many that have stuck around, m'lady.
>>34496609No. You don't want to hear how I want to nursing handjob >him.
if a girl says heyyy with more than 2 y's she's legally required to have sex with you
>it's another "missing her dearly" episodei love this one
>>34496601I keep getting ghosted after matches; its not like I said anything weird (most of the time) it just happens after a few exchanges and makes me feel insecure <:v
>>34496617what sorts of things are you saying to the guys you match with?
>>34496611do you have a discord?
>>34496617The girls actually into you will text you first. It's why I stopped being a jester for bitches.
>>34496619No. Never used that.
>>344966181. I'm a straight dude2. I ask women things about their profile, like things they said they like or do and try to start conversation from there, which never gets anywhere, specially since they dont ask anything back (._. )
>>34496359nah, you'd get inducted into my tiny friend group but they're good at adopting people so you wouldn't have to worry, outside of that we would be antisocial schizoids together since i'm inside 99.99% of the time
Girls, have you ever had your crush/bf stolen by a more outgoing, popular girl?
>>34496621willing to get one?
>>34496634Not really. I got stressed just now just thinking about it.
>>34496635what exactly is causing the stress?
>>34496636Gay dude pretending to be a woman wanting to talk to me on discord.
>>34496613There has to be at least one.
>>34496632No, but the opposite has happened to me.
>meet another cute girl>she insists on paying for my drinks at the cafe when we leave>we go through a park at night and chat about anything>when we leave she shakes my hand (kind of awkward, not a normal thing here)do i have a chance? use your female-hivemind to come up with an answer
>>34496638fair enough,
>>34496635>>34496638>>34496589I hope you don't go online and whine about it, since you chose to do nothing about your loneliness.
>>34496636Needing to sign up to yet another thing, figuring out how that thing is supposed to work. Seems like a hassle.>>34496638Everyone's a gay dude or a tranny to you guys.
It is 5 am, I know why i'm still up but why are You all still up?
>>34496359>Men, would you accept an avoidant GF?Tried that once, absolutely never fucking again.
>>34496646Isn't whining what atoga is for?
>>34496649its not 5am, its 8pm
>anons itt talking about 2d vs 3d foids https://youtube.com/shorts/1baH0zPwWXo"if you don noo, now you nooo"
>>34496653atoga is what you make it.
>>34496647It looks more daunting than it actually is, discord is pretty easy to get the hang of and you don't have to use all the gadgets or server stuff.if you know how to text ppl then you can get the hang of it
>>34496649did a hippie speedball and now i'm sad and lonely without >her around
>>34496649It's work time.
>>34496657most social antisocial mf i've ever dun seen
>>34496649I woke up sweating at 7am today.My eyes hurt because I slept so little and allergies are acting up...
>>34496482>still upTHOSE WERE MALE NIPPLES ALL ALONG!
>>34496663XD maybe, but its also very easy to be social on the internet
>>34496640How?
>>34496671An ex cheated on me with some uggo unpopular girl we knew in highschool. Luckily they're both terrible people so I was essentially saved from a bad relationship thanks to their shittiness.
>>34495879I don't like parties, I have no interest in them or the people that go there.
>>34496673Ah, I heard that before. I'm sorry
>>34496668whats got you so shy and asocial?
>>34496673>uggo unpopular girlThe weird girls are always terrible people, for some reason. One femanon said that only the weird girls of her class got abused, kek.
>>34496678Shit happens. I'm happy where I am now, so I just have to accept that it was part of the winding path to here.
>>34496681That has nothing to do with what I said and I'm appalled by your assertion.
>>34496679naturally shy personality + low confidence + pandemic forcing me to do online school for 3/4 of my highschool years so the little social skills i had built up went down the drain
>>34496686people that were in high school during the pandemic can post on this website? that's fuckin crazy. fuck i feel old
>>34496673>some uggo unpopular girl we knew in highschool>Luckily they're both terrible peopleNo bias, right?
>>34496688Pandemic restrictions ended three years ago.
>>34496668>XDAre you German or Scandinavian?
>>34496697i thought XD was a laughing emoticon >>34496688how old are you?
>>34496690I mean, they're drug addicts who killed their kid due to their negligence, so you tell me.
>>34496702decrepit. 30 yrs old.
>>34496709youre only 9 years older lol dont sweat it
>>34496712>only 9 yearsx_x
>>344962422013. Peak of the medium so far was 1987–2007
>>34496713your soul is young which is what really matters
>she cancelled
>>34496707Okay, fair assessment
>>34496717that's very true, i'm a hollowed out shell on the outside but on the inside, i'm just a sensitive young man. hopefully there is a dating market for that, or i'm fucked backwards and sideways
Is it possible to make a man so grateful he has you that he wouldn't dare jeopardize the relationship (or at least minimize the chances)?
>>34496723Probably just give good sex.
>>34496641I was like this when courting men (including my beloved fiancé), even the autistic handshaking. She's either a control freak who will sweep you off your feet, inexperienced and awkward and likes you, or she was politely friendzoning you.If she seems socially competent it is a higher likelihood that it is the last one, sad to say. Just keep talking to her and you'll find out.
>>34496639There is one, it's just her.
>>34496723Men are just not a secure investment.
>>34496632No.
>>34496723This is an oxymoron because only ugly girls would think this way. The hot girls men actually cling onto, those girls dump the men themselves after getting bored.
>>34496736I mean at least one OTHER.
my colleague, one of my closest friends at work, just got fired. he was the IT asset manager for our branch, basically handling all the IT equipment, tracking assets, dealing with suppliers, onboarding setups, replacements, that kind of stuff. everyone in the office knew him and most people genuinely liked him.a few months ago he had a disagreement with his HR manager, and apparently she quietly built a case against him over time, even using things from their 1 on 1 meetings. To be fair, he wasn’t perfect. there were some gaps in his process like sending old laptops to recycling without proper tracking, so the company might have been losing money or not optimizing assets properly. but overall he did his job well day to day, always helping people quickly and being reliable, which honestly matters a lot in that kind of role.what’s messing with me is how sudden it feels. like one conflict and then behind the scenes things just stack up until you’re out. now it’s making me anxious about my own position. i’m not even in the same team, i’m fairly senior and i’ve been here 6 years, built good relationships and got comfortable. but seeing this happen just makes everything feel unstable and it’s stressing me out a lot. It's just crazy how one bad impression can ruin your whole career
>>34496730she seemed highly social so probably the latterthanks
>>34496737No one is, really. I know women file for divorces at a higher rate. Were I a man with my same pathologies I'd be angsting about how to prevent that.>>34496739Not untrue. I'm more of an ex-ugly girl who is now mid. I get healthy attention and eyes when I go out, and everyone I dated wanted to marry me only for me to pull the power move and leave them.But I am not a 10/10 and still have the insecure madness of a fat ugly beast, perhaps forever.
I need to cum inside women
>>34496745Don't trust women hrs? Don't trust people easily
>>34496749>I know women file for divorces at a higher rate.Nigga, they file because they do most of the paperwork in the house you dumb bitch.
>>34496745The impression didn't get him fired. If he did things properly he wouldn't have had such a strong case built for his firing. Ignoring the importance of paper trails is a valid reason for kicking the guy out.You have nothing to worry about if you treat people with respect and follow your job description.
>>34496758>You have nothing to worry about if you treat people with respect and follow your job description.Lol.
State gender.If you have played Ready or Not, would you visit the Neon nightclub during one of the days when it's not getting shot up?
>>34496745You never truly know all the details. Yes, it can seem like he got fired for little reason and to save his pride he'll maintain that story, but you never really truly know what went down. Firing costs companies a lot of money, so there had to have been a pretty good reason.
>namefag>consistent shit-tier takes and horrible post qualityI love women.
>>34496770I'm going to need a survey conducted to show me men do household paperwork and not just their office job.
>>34496759What's wrong with that? Just doing your job and being nice is the best thing you can do for your job security. You can still be fucked by the company's structural or financial failings, but that's beyond a normal employee's control.
good morning men and women of 4chanI'm having the hardest time getting up and getting ready to tackle the day...MenWhat keeps you motivated you to work out?
>>34496787>What keeps you motivated you to work out?i need to lose weight to increase my chances with girls. ive gotten fat due to mini depression last year and now im losing that weight. lost 3kg last month
>>34496787The wish to keep a healthy body, to fill out my t-shirts properly, to make my gf feel like she's with a masculine man, and to subtly encourage her to be healthy too (I don't want her to be skinny, I just want her to be sufficiently active and want to want to be sexy for me (she's already sexy but yknow what I mean)).
>>34496797Oh, I forgot.The knowledge that I can beat the shit out of my coworkers if need be.
>>34496754I don’t really trust anyone at work, regardless of gender. I’ve seen how volatile and backstabby things can get. I keep my circle small, and he was one of the few people I was actually close to. Because of that, I document pretty much every interaction I have with HR. My HR manager is a guy, and I’m careful with everything. Like when he suggested doing all our monthly 1-on-1s in person, I pushed back and kept most of mine online while working from home. (Also so I could record my meetings with him.)What really messed with me is seeing how quickly things can turn. You can get fired for almost any reason, sometimes out of nowhere. I know that’s just how workplaces are, but when it happens right in front of you, it really hits how fragile everyone’s position actually is.>>34496758>>34496763Yeah, the recycling issue is probably what got him fired. He was a bit lax with tracking because he was working solo for a long time. They only brought in a junior about three weeks ago, and he was mentoring them. Still, he was actually good at what he did. He even built systems to streamline how laptops were procured and managed, and he really knew the ins and outs of everything. He also had a lot of connections in the office, including with higher-ups, which might have worked for him or against him. His wife and niece are in the accounting department too, so who knows, that could’ve also played into why HR wanted him out. It's gonna be very hard to replace him imo
>>34496752No pull out silly
>>34496787I need to at least be strong enough to carry a woman around.
A small, furry animal sits on my chest and makes this noise every morning.https://vocaroo.com/18dG53llRuoA
>>34496776>You can still be fucked by the company's structural or financial failings>Nothing to worry about
>>34496787Nothing motivates me.
>>34496811Aww kitty*sneeze*
>>34496770It's a disgusting, obese, low iq single mom too. Do you even know the lore?>>34496787I don't work out. That's for faggots.
Let's say humans develop the ability to mindmeld. A lot of couples would probably elect to mindmeld with one another. Some besties. Some of these melded polycules would no doubt think "this is great, actually" and mindmeld with other polycules, and so on, and so on.Do you think we'd ever reach the singularity, zombie-apolalpyse-but-with-consent style? Do you think it'd end with a few individuals who refuse to fuck with one another no matter how many millions inhabit their minds? Do you think it'd be dead in the water after a handful of mindmelds with cautionary tales of like a 10-person meld into one schizophrenic asshole doomed to be at war with themself and others?
>>34496814That's every job, bro.
>>34496824Yes, and?
שָׁלוֹם
>>34496826ロリ
>>34496826Sheloomמה נשמע?
Femanon could fix me...
>>34496831*tightening your moidnutz too tight*Hehehe
>>34496601Nice but I truly don't understand how men select their partners. I don't want to see a photo of a car or a fish, I want a man who is interested in me and capable of holding a conversation. I quit dating apps because that was an impossibly high standard, even if I contacted them and engaged actively they barely read what I was typing and responded with "grug want car restaurant now" or "grug am grab weiner"
>>34496819You might feel better if you did. Praying for you today
I think the guy I’ve been going on date with is losing feelings what do I do? We both are virgins he’s been declining invites and not asking me out recently and barely texting
>>34496835I feel good enough.
>>34496793Solid motivation. I hope you keep becoming healthier and healthier. 3 kg is something to be proud of, but don't overdo it.>>34496797Keeping healthy habits together as a couple is one of the best ways to stay healthy for life. Keep at it!>>34496809Hmmm... I think that could scare her.>>34496816What's going on, anon?
>>34496838You seem a little angsty today
>>34496825Worrying about everything both impossible to predict and unstoppable to prevent will kill you.
>>34496839>Hmmm... I think that could scare her.I wouldn’t do that before asking for permission first.
>>34496826Hello from Amalek
>>34496846That's good. It scares me when my husband does it. The ceiling gets too close to my head all of the sudden. Don't like
Good morning atoga What are we scared of today
>>34496840You two know each other?
>>34496849My guy friends getting a crush on me
>>34496849Money
>>34496853Is that why you’re addicted to being broke
>hey Nona, I just wanna say I really like you, and I'd love to go out, but if you wanna be friends, that's ok too.Women, your response?
>>34496854You define addiction very loosely for someone that is tornado proof weight.
>>34496856Stay in the friendzone.
>>34496837find someone who actually wants you
>>34496856Run
>>34494259
>>34496856Why is he saying this
Guys, is this haircut attractive?
I lost my credit card
>>34496865Because he's your friend who likes you
>>34496867Who cares? Just block it via your banking app or tell your bank to block it lol
>>34496867Your credit card is looking for you and wondering why it can't see you.
>>34496866YesI could do without the tats, but it's a small blemish on an otherwise attractive style
>>34496866No. You can be plappable despite it, but not because of it.
>>34496863Please tell me this is a troll image.
>>34496868If you’re asking me out you’re not my friend
>>34495984because of your spam
>>34496866No, but if the girl is.
Why do I like mustaches so much. This is crazy
>>34496866Not to me, no.
>>34496863wauw all three have terrible taste
>>34496878I’m not complaining.
>>34496878I can't grow a mustache :(
>>34496873
>>34496881All three were also born in 20XX and started posting on /v/ after 2015, by the looks of it
>>34496866NAM but Judy is wife material>>34496878>Why do I like mustaches so much. This is crazyReal. Omni-Man got me feeling some kinda way.
>>34496886Wake up, moids?
>>34496888???
>>34496889*shaking your shoulders*Wakey wakey
>>34496890IM AWAKE STOP SHAKING ME!!!
I didn’t ask for it rough like I thought I wanted, he fucked me so good I edged to much and couldn’t cum. I went down on him and he said “Jesus Christ” after he finished
>>34496119gg go next
>>34496887Born in the wrong generation before all testosterone left the Earth.t. can't grow a moustache, can only grow a mohammedian beard
>>34496887Put your name back on
I-I got horny for fat women again... this is not right....
>>34496892>>34496895
I’m having a hard time focusing on myself outside of dating. I am very active and take care of myself and I have a pretty full lifestyle but I really want a girlfriend and I feel like I care too much. I feel like I need to stop caring as much, and focus on myself and building confidence in my own life and being happy on my own but I am also worried that if I give up dating or I don’t try anymore then I’ll never find what I’m lookin for. Anyone have any advice?
>>34496896Are we talking aesthetically overweight or trailer park obesity? Cause there's a difference.
>>34496891Okay*blinkblink*
>>34496896Architect in denial
>>34496887>ellen paige in the bottom leftlmaoalso is that fucking ronnie radke
>>34496895People hate namefags
>>34496900i don't know the difference, fat is fat>>34496902n-no! I like petite women...I like petite women!!!
>aesthetically overweight
>>34496905I only dislike the ones that get in flamewars.
The wedding industry is a scam and it’s one thing to go ahead and willingly do it yourself, but to ask your bridal party to participate in the scamming as well is crazy
>>34496901haha cute cat
>>34496907nta but he has a point>>34496906life would be better for you if you didn't fight your nature so strongly
wrapping femanon in the blanket burrito
>>34496908I hate confrontation, and I’ve gotta be somewhat anonymous
>>34496905I love when fags like you namefag because you go into my filter list. Now stop evading and put your name back.
>>34496909Buisnesses have no shame in 600%ing whenever somebody says the cursed word "wedding". To reverse the financial polarity, numbers work best.
>>34496914So you admit those face pics you spammed are not you.
>>34496911>life would be better for you if you didn't fight your nature so stronglyno it's like, my personality and tastes change sometimes but I usually really don't like fatties, I don't even get hard but then there are days like today....
>>34496851No, but I still care nonetheless. No anon left behind
>>34496918oh is this elf anon?
>>34496914I’m throwing shade at the other one.
>>34496918Who this 10/10 Russian model?
>>34496919Your body is telling you to spread your seed
>>34496885
>>34496878I wish this was about my mustache.
>>34496910Oh Mai Gaw!
>>34496922Yeh the obnoxious troon
>>34496928Me too, if it’s bad just shave it
HI elf anon!! glad to know you are still around!
>>34496930
>>34496925but why can't she be skinny? skinny women can get pregnant too
>>34496873I dunno how serious they are but Rance is based
>>34496933Aww hi!
>>34496938Nta They are famously infertile
>>34496878How can you even kiss a guy with a moustache? Must feel unpleasant. I shave mine off every time I'm reminded of this.
>>34496905There are two reasons to name/tripfag:1. You're willing to take responsibility over a project, such as hosting a comic book storytime or delivering drawing requests in the drawing generals, and want to provide updates without confusion or interference2. You crave attention and are willing to exploit other people's anonymity to prop yourself up as someone more worthy of attention than they are
>>34496938Yeah but they are less likely to survive the winter, which will be coming soon
>>34496943I'll tuck his mustache into his nose ig?Idk what to do with facial hair.
>>34496932It’s a good one, but I don’t have anyone in my life that wants to appreciate it right now.
>>34496941Wait (s)he looks really cute here what the fuck
>>34496943I can’tBut that doesn’t matter
>>34496941^_^hope you are doing well!
Who the fuck is elf anon, are (You) the reason I have this image saved
>>34496909>but to ask your bridal party to participate in the scamming as wellThat's what makes it such a lucrative scam.
>>34496942that's even better! >>34496946I will protect her from the cold!
>>34496948Post it
>>34496944They stop namefagging to avoid being filtered but continue avatarfagging and making their identity known.
>>34496906Was she some SSBBW with 4 necks, rolls upon rolls, extremely saggy tits, greasy hair, cellulite on every part of her body and a pussy that looks like an overflowing clam?
>>34496957>ENTJ
>>34496958thanks for this post, now I'm repulsed by fat women again
>>34496916and make the thread shittier for everyone who doesn't use your plugin, no thanks
my mother is stomping around the house so loudly
>>34496952>Who the fuck is elf anonPic related. Come to your own conclusions.
>>34496944I am doing #1.I'm here to responsibly be femanon.
>>34496924The only difference between a super model and a femanon is makeup.
>>34496963Im going to move forward with the assumption that Elf Anon is actually just hunter schafer
>>34496956No.
>>34496959Exactly. >>34496961You don't need a plugin to filter namefags, newfag.
>>34496944I do both, just not in this board
>>34496968Yesyesyes
>>34496963Why so wrinkly
>>34496975I’m like 45
>>34496968Is Hunter Schafer 45 years old?
>>34496969Lame
>>34496978o
>>34496979No :*(
>>34496980Anonymous going oooh ahhh nice mustache guy I'll never meet would do fuck all for me right now.
>>34496952Nice image :)
>>34496975Unc skin.
>>34496866Nearly every haircut is attractive on an attractive face.
Wankers from north America still haven't switched to using steviozide bertoni from astracaeae family as a sweetener instead of using fructose and corn syrup
>>34496983This isn’t about you, I want to see it. Don’t be so self centered
Femanons, do you like the scruffy disheveled look?
>>34496988Story of my life. I'm in a really shitty mood this morning
After all, why not? Why shouldn't I live in the world in my head?
>The Euro is back to randomly seethe about America
>>34496975
>>34496987Stevia is fucking nasty.
>>34496989Yes, I love this tho
>>34496991lol why
>>34497000Because nobody rockin with me
You’ll get old too anon
I have like 300 euros to the side I am going to go to the sea to Greece or Spain or France for a day or two to relax for a while.
>>34497001*slams button*https://www.myinstants.com/en/instant/lmfao-party-rock-anthem/?utm_source=copy&utm_medium=share
>>34497003We will all get old but you will never be a woman.
I wish I had a friend to go with me. A girl friend preferably.
Femanon gently cupping my penis and balls with her hand...
>>34497007if you can ignore my 7 inch cock I can pretend to be your girl friend
>>34497009Just friend is fine. We could hit on women together.
>>34496952no, thats my fault
>>34497004I wanna go to SEA in the summer. Is it normal for Philippines tickets to be 1000-1300 bucks? Seems insane.
>>34496905I hate the content.ANY filterable namefag is better than a narcissist who does not let themselves get filtered easily.>>34496961You are horrible at trolling.
>>34497015I don't know much about that. Asia is does not particularly interest me.
>>34496834ok I dont know why you said that to me but that's a valid feeling to have.
>>34497013Glad that you’re still around
I bet anons here are better at twerking than the femanons
>>34496937>>34496941FWould
I need to find an outlet for my anger.
>>34496957>>34496970Bro:/IMG_[0-9]{4,5}\.jpg/
Would this haircut look good on a brown woman?
>>34497001Join the club
>>34497027I might be biased, but yes. I cut my hair real short when I enlisted.
>>34497027Face > Hair
>>34496878I look so killer with a stache but I always scratch it compulsively so I have to shave
/atoga/ tabletop army
>>34497027I dont think it would look good on any woman
>>34497024Why you so mad?
>>34497027I don't think it looks good on most women regardless of their race, but I'm a man and probably not who they're trying to attract.Any sort of undercut or shaved sides haircut on a woman is a turnoff for me.
>>34497035Looks good on Pink
>>34497030But you're a bulldyke
I wanna dominate a Jewish girl and make her my slave while I kill and torture her family and everyone she holds dear. I want her to be my maid and serve me milk and tea while maintaining full composure and even agree with me lol
>>34497034200 points of ENTJ and my opponent just forfeits ten minutes in and burns down the game store for good measure
>>34497042that would be the indian version
I want coffee. That's the only thing I look forward to when I wake up. A cup of coffee in the morning. I feel sad when I run out.
>>34497021cute
tfw no hag gf
>>34497050Addict
is it worth saying anything, or should i just invite this friend only to hang out 1-on-1? the latter seems like the easiest solution.my closest friend is a good friend and polite/nice 99% if the time, but i've started to notice that if i invite someone else along, or invite the friend to my place while my SO is home, the friend constantly makes small jabs at me. it doesn't ever really happen if it's just us two though. these small jabs are annoying, but small enough that nobody else notices, and i don't think the friend is even doing it on purpose so it'd probably just get denied.
>>34497053No face because no hag?
need a personal moid chef
>>34497062Men cannot cook.
>>34497062I was born for this, do you have any allergies or dietary restrictions
>>34497030Hot
>>34497062*serves pasta salad*
>>34497066yea a lot
>>34496995Autogynephilia is fucking disgusting
>>34497069If I love you enough I will be willing to work around it
>>34497040I'm femme, I swear
>>34497065I cook better than my gf, that's why she's getting fat.
>>34497075Based architect
>>34497069natural selection working as intended
>>34497075Poser looking for clout. Put a name on already, gordon ramsey jr.
Are all men dopes or is it just me
>>34496892Are you the femanon who was going to get plapped by Chad yesterday?
>>34497065I'm sure I could if I tried
>>34497080It's all men until it is no men.
>>34497079No, my recognition, if it comes, will come naturally, not through tripfaggotry.
>>34497082Cooking is foolproof if you can read and follow instructions.
>>34497080I dunno, I’m pretty dope
>>34497085>if it comes
>>34497065*enough food to satisfy you
My right ear is ringing again but what's interesting is that the pitch seems to change as the clock ticks. It goes oooo eeee oooo eeee
>>34497065What's up with these non-factual baits? All the best chefs in the world are men.
>>34497080Dopes how
>>34497086Not if the one who wrote the instructions was a fool.
>>34497097she admits she eats 5000 calories a day and it's all goyslop on paper plates.
>>34496866MYes
>>34497097It's not bait she's just retarded.
>>34497097You are the one who is stupid enough to not have her filtered.
>>34497096>t.Havana syndrome anon
>>34497097Why do men identify so strongly with the top 0.1% males who are rich and skilled outliers but not the bottom 30% males who are lowlifes, criminals or abusers?
omg g uys i had a good social interaction i m going to cry in relief but maybe i sounded too happy
>>34497111The fuck is Havana syndrome
>>34497101Delusional
>>34497118Havana syndrome, also known as anomalous health incidents (AHIs), is a disputed medical condition. Starting in 2016 in about a dozen overseas locations, U.S. and Canadian government officials and their families reported symptoms associated with a perceived localized loud sound. The symptoms lasted for months and included disabling cognitive problems, balance problems, dizziness, insomnia, and headaches. Havana syndrome is not recognized as a disease by the medical community.
A bar I went to once had this shot called the cumshot.The bartender would pour you a shot, then slam a dildo on the counter and shout at you to drink it. When you finished, she slapped you in the face with whipped cream.Would you get the cumshot, atoga?
>>34497113Because I'm a rich and skilled outlier and not a lowlife criminal or abuser
GenderWhen did you last watch porn? And the time before that?
>>34497125>a moid sexually harasses you and you pay himSuper fun
>>34497125the cumshot I knew was vodka with a sip of baileys poured into it, similar to a white russian
>>34497119I'm not delusional I'm just retarded.
>>34497113Why are females choosing to date and validate the behaviour of criminals and abusers? Men wouldn't be lowlifes if females preferred nice loyal men.
>>34497128FA few minutes ago, and a few hours ago before that.
>>34497128F, I have absolutely no idea, must have been around half a year ago and probably a year ago before that.
>>34497062Mommy made egg tacos this morn.
>>34497128Mit's been years
>>34497127Delusional is what you are, well-educated people with good genetics don't signal statistical illiteracy in 4chan chatroom generals.>>34497136A criminal background diminishes men's dating prospects, it is women whose romantic and sexual lives are unaffected by crime. You are likely projecting since it's men are enabling and choosing criminals.
I kinda feel like crying but I haven't in years
>>34497133I think they always had a woman on staff serving the cumshot, for obvious reasons.
>>34497119About what
>>34497141No I'm rich and famous. I can't tell you what for but I am.
>>34497142you can cry. it's okay, anon
>>34497139were they good
>>34497151I'm a man tho
>>34497155k?
>>34497125What a humiliating prospect. Not only do you have to be sexually harassed in front of a bunch of drunkards, you also have to pay $14 plus tip for it.
>>34497155Men can cry. its healthy
I’m atoging
>>34497157Welcome to the most degenerate nation on Earth, Norway.
>>34497159This is a shit test, women filter any man that cries.
>>34497162Better than Sweden or France
>>34497157But it’s FUNNY because it’s about SEX don’t you get it anon?????? It’s so FUNNY because we have sex with PENISES and the cream is like CUM and everyone gets to imagine you have SEX
>>34497164Think we beat the swedes in terms of chlamydia, age of first sex, number of partners, etc. Haven't verified the last one tho.
>>34497128MDoes listening to asmr while jerking to female anon nudes count?If yes, then this morning.
>>34497170Did you beat them in eid Mubarak though
>>34497174Soon, inshallah.
Fuck it I'm listening to this song I'm not a pussy.
/atoga/ detective agency
>>34497179Please find more of the posts where somebody tried to dox me.
>>34497181Detective Anon is on the case.
>>34497144What the hell do you think
>>34497182poggers
>>34497179I know they're the same poster anon I KNOW IT. I just can't prove it.
>>34497113Why aren't the 30% dead, in jail, or confined to solutide involuntarily yet? I'm tired of that.
Men need leaders like King Arthur
>>34497197I am king Arthur
>>34497163that's not true. its fine to cry and even cathartic to comfort a crying husband or bf
>>34497162somehow I don't think that's true.
>>34497128m2021 it's the best decision I have made in terms of mental health
>>34497178what song?
>>34497199I will follow you my King.
>>34497183I don't know, that's why I'm asking.
>>34497128Is it porn if I downloaded someone's cock off here but I never will masterbate to it?Or are you only counting video porn and for masturbatory purposes?
>>34497160Where question
I think my hair is falling out again
>>34497081Yes
>>34497227hair falls out every day idiot
Femanons, twinkie or toaster strudel?
>>34497212https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YtCoRWzBEmoIt used to make me cry years ago and I've avoided listening to it but now I don't feel a thing.
I think pocaitii (pentecostals adventists baptists etc) should be sent to the gas chamber
>>34497137What video?>>34497138What's your current gooner material?
licking femanons to claim them as my own
>>34497237Pentecostals should be studied for schizophrenia exposure and erasure.
/atoga/ sleep club
>>34497239*spitting on you to put you back in place*
i am male and have bushy eyebrows is that bad and if it is how do i cope
>>34497245What
>>34497247Hands
>>34497155Go do pushups. If you still feel like crying go do more pushups. Repeat until you stop feeling like a bitch.
>>34497238>What's your current gooner material?Last time I masturbated whilst thinking about linseed oil.
>>34497251We gather round and sleep
>>34497242That's the first time you agreed with anything I've said in so long (ever)
>>34497234FYuck, storebought baked goods always have a metallic tang. Toaster streudel if I must though.
>>34497197The most famous cuckold?
>>34497247Learn to groom them or visit a salon.
>>34497258Hun, he's gonna have to post the spam now. Why have you done this.
Best excuse to call the police?>new neighbor is a druggie>probably sells considering how many people (usually teens) visit his apartment 24/7>lives on the first floor like me, the "visitors" always use his balcony to get in, never the entrance>someone wrote an angry note to him, so the hallways don't smell like cannabis anymore (so i missed my chance to call the police over the smell)>has loud parties and people over constantly, all day, but seems to be mindful of the "no noise after 10pm" rule, so i can't call the police for loud noises at night
>>34497262If you think he's a drug dealer, just give the police a tip. No need to find an excuse.
>>34497256What if I touched you
>>34497262Non emergency number leave tips about potential dealing activity, don't be anonymous (give name number and your address to them) but say that you don't want to talk to police at your own address so they don't know it was you.
>>34497239Where are you licking?
>>34497256>>34497266Yesyesyes
>>34497229No this is a lot
>>34497272thats because of your loud neighbors
>>34497264I don't have enough proof yet. I was waiting to simply call them over the smell, but it stopped because some other neighbor wrote a note in the hallway about it. Plus this isn't America they always require you to give your full name and address.
>>34497269Oh and don't call inside your apartment as they could be listening to you.
Men why am I balding
>>34497278Stress induced
>>34497261Dunno what you're talking about. Anon, please don't post whatever this namefag is talking about.
>>34497270Everywhere
>>34497273I had a nice quiet weekend and that’s when I noticed all the hair falling on meI’m so cooked
>>34497283you do understand that from a stressful phase to the hair actually falling out from that it takes around three months, right?
>>34497278Voodoo curse
>>34497278Too much T. Eat onions and drink onions milk and take a multivitamin. Consider losing weight if you are overweight.
>>34497278Stress or malnutrition perhaps
>>34497262Snitches get stitches. Either deal with him personally or drop it. You'll get jumped by those teens for few grams of weed if they get an idea you called the crims on his/their ass.
>>34497286Great
good afternoon men and women of 4chan. when's the last time you took a walk outside?
>>34497299thursday because i went to the office
>>34497299I carried the trash outside today, does that count? I've slept in a camper and walked around in nature quite q bit this weekend if that doesn't count.
>>34497290I'd never call the cops if a chill neighbor smoked occasionally, but there are 3 ukrainian families on this same floor, and they're afraid to let their kids play in the yard anymore since the druggies are constantly walking thru there. They ruin the whole neighbourhood. I'm gonna call the cops eventually on this retard.
>>34497301FI wish I worked in an office. Do you like it? Is your office private? I often fantasize about having an office job.
>>34497299Wednesday
>>34497303Walking around in nature counts but taking the trash out is just a chore.
>>34497299MToday.
>>34497305>I often fantasize about having an office job
>>34497307But I was walking and it was through the garden, which is nature, so...
>>34497306you're overdue for a nature walk anon
I've got no one.
>>34497309What's so wrong with that? I get tired of working in the field. I want a climate controlled distraction-free space for working. I also want the respect and privacy that comes with working in an office. I want a career.
>>34497311I'll go out again on Wednesday but it won't be out in nature
>>34497299I just came back from a walk a few minutes ago.
>>34497310nature walking is walking for the sake of the walk. i refuse to accept taking out the trash as a walk, period. end of sentence
>>34497316its simply not enough.
>>34497318aha
>>34497317very nice and healthy woohoo
>>34497286So if I was underweight/stressed out/on meds 3 months ago, my hair wouldn’t fall out from it until now? Even if I’m a lot better, gaining the weight back and off the meds?
>>34497324yeah
State genderAfter you die, when they are getting rid of all your worldly possessions, what general cohesive vibe do you want your belongings to give off?
>>34497304And what do you hope to achieve with that? Any druggie that goes to this guys place can probably spot unmarked car. If they are dealing in there it's gonna take some time before raid happens and even when it does they'll probably know they are being watched. Your best bet is to talk to that apartment owner about it's current tenant and the issues that other young families have with him.
>>34497324yeah, that's how hair growth cycles workif you "try a new shampoo" and it "makes your hair fall out" after using it for two weeks, you're actually just neurotic and uninformed
>>34497326That’s sucks I don’t want to be bald >>34497330How do I know if it’s serious it’s not falling out in clumps but it’s a lot more shedding than usual. Oh man can I catch a break
>>34497327FI never think about that. Well actually, I hope people remember that I was full of whimsy and loved cute things and Japanese culture and cared about the people around me. Realistically, my husband would just get it all. If he isn't around then idk what will happen to it all.
Hey I want a dom-sub relationship with a woman where I'm part of the master race and she's Jewish
>>34497331you won't be bald. its just a little shedding. get some tinted hairline powder.
>>34497331most people also shed hair in phases, like animals loosing their winter coat, you know it's probably just fucking spring, calm down
>>34497305i prefer when i dont have to go to the office but i have like 2 coworker that i kind of get along with so its okay
>>34497333stop posting your weird fetish. no one replied for a reason.
>>34497335I’ve seen girls go half bald from this>>34497336Yea but I went through something bad and now I’m facing more consequences My hairrr my hair oh my hair. Whatever lol
>>34497338Do they have snacks at your office?
>>34497327MThat's not something I think about. Whatever vibe my collected belongings give while I'm alive. Hopefully somebody finds something they like and want to keep.Somebody might have the misfortune of finding my porn folder. Good thing the dead don't feel embarrassement.
>>34497340>Yea but I went through something badWhat was it?
>>34497340If it gets that bad, get a good wig. You're worried about something you a. have little control over and b. aren't totally sure will happen.
>>34497340you've been "going through something bad" since the day you became conscious and you have had hair up until now, again, call down
>>34497339How about a caregiver? What love-baser fantasies do you even have? Why can't you tell even anonymously? Is it a sign of schizophrenia where you are paranoid?
>>34497336Idk at first I thought it wasn’t my hair because the strands were short and then I realized it was my hair, just the new growth. I don’t think that’s supposed to happen
>>34497342my coworkers bring some, like cookies, chocolate or haribo
>>34497345I don’t want to wear wigs >>34497346I just farted I gotta go
>>34497348does it have the roots on or nah?
>>34497327Don't really care as I'll be dead and it won't concern me
>>34497114What happened?
>>34497340Don't you have a boyfriend to whine to
>>34497347what are you even talking about
>>34497347Dude your larp is not worth the squeeze.
>>34497349that sounds pretty good.>>34497350help-rejecting complaining
>>34497357Is that the mysterious bad thing that happened to her?
I think most women would not be able to handle me.
>>34497353I don’t think so >>34497357No no one wants to date baldies
>>34497228Good on you for not listening to the naysayers. Glad you had fun.
>>34497365What's so wrong with you?
>>34497365Id like to try if you’d let me
I think I would not be able to handle most women.
>>34497367>I don’t think sothen it's just your dry ends breaking off, use a better hair oil and a leave in conditioner
>>34497360There's no larp. I'm bored and would like a fantasy any kind romantic friendship anything positive. In real life I'm just very scared and sad because nobody ever gives me any attention. I don't have a purpose and I feel I just exist like this awaiting judgement and punishment. I'm a young man getting older and the older I get the more something feels wrong with me and yes I genuinely fear having a psychotic disorder. I don't want any wife I think,I'm pretty sure it's just because of that Im very scared to say this but part of me would rather I be in a psychiatric ward than fully functional with a wife. In the meantime I will control my behaviour and be a law abiding citizen.
Free to a good home: one moid, gently used. Friendly, highly food motivated. House trained.
>>34497378annoying
>>34497380>highly food motivatedIs this a euphemism for fat
>>34497380>highly food motivateddoes that mean what I assume?
Should I make my game have visually creepy aliens or aliens that are impossible to detect with the naked eye and hide in humans but control them?
Women my nuts are too high I have to file them down
>>34497322It's raining outside. Glad I got home before that.
>>34497390I think you should stop being an ideas guy.
>>34497386It wasn't but I am.
>>34497378I think a wife could also get you baker acted, no? Are you in a state where that is possible?
Women, have you ever had a rimjob?
>>34497371I mean my sexual deviancy and how often I'd want it.Probably not something most women want to be exposed to.I'd want to come up with and try out new things every week.But at the same time, I'm not terribly experienced in relationships, so I might emotionally hurt her unintentionally, despite my age.>>34497373Those words are easier said than done.
>>34497390Visually creepy aliens is better than higher dimension aliens. Why not both tho?
>>34497378Shutttup. I actually give you tons of attention, but scared to show it too much because I don't want to get my heart broken (again). Fantasize about me feedin ya pita chips and massaging your bod after a long day or hard work out.
>>34497397No, and I will keep it that way.
>>34497402>I actually give you tons of attention, but scared to show it too much because I don't want to get my heart broken (again).I hate this phony shit so much
Should I end my relationship with my boyfriend because there are so many more beautiful women in the world and he should try his chance to be with them instead?I look very little like the girls he preferred before me.
I think most women would not be able to handle me because I'm boring, cold, and ruined my small dick with excessive masturbation
>>34497406Yes
>>34497398Sounds like you need to find some sort of kinky sex group if that's what you're after. That's not really what a relationship is for.
>>34497402>>34497378You are the second worst type of poster on atoga.
>>34497406ROCD goes brrrrrrrrrrrr
>>34497410I talked with a woman once who was into a lot of the same things I am.Why that would not be part of a relationship does not make any sense, because of course I want to experience it with somebody I love and trust.
>>34497396Having a wife means that I LOVED someone and I do not want to love that person. I deliberately rebel against it and wish for some new thing from God. But god is the most sadistic and villainous entity that has ever existed. His sadism is endless and boundless in favouring sociopathic animals to be victors again and again and again and you always have to make compromises and even in heaven you'll be the slave of such orangutans at best at worst you'll be in hell tortured by god with "love" but his love is cruel and merciless and doesn't give hope or other options besides insane ultimate submission to his and the animals he made's whims>>34497402You're a sociopath
>>34497393But I like being an ideas guy… I was considering how you could convey horror in a game if you had aliens that hijack humans and kill their consciousness. The aliens would have like ant level consciousness themselves, or less self aware actually. Maybe the hijacked humans could act more efficiently ingame, they’d still be near impossible to differentiate from actual conscious humans because they’d be really good at mimicking ppl. Essentially like really good AI or something. >>34497399Maybe I should rethink this and go with something more simple for the sake of just getting it done before I try any crazy ideas
>>34497406Just let him fuck you in the ass.
>>34497406No don't sabotage yourself.
>>34497413How do you know she’s not just avoidant
Somebody called me I just let it ring out
>>34497367Except for the one dating you
>>34497405>oh, I care!>I just care much more about myself&*$#!
Just remembered that it is not normal to have never received female attention in your life as a man
>>34496892what's the point of a hook up if you don't cum?
>>34497423same, lol, I was looking at it the whole time too
>>34497421I have ROCD, and she sounds like my inner monologue.
how do I convince a femanon to dress like this
>>34497423You know why
>>34497414help-rejecting complaining
>>34497430Wasn’t a hookup
>>34497416You can contractually sort out a brat situation if you can put your thoughts in writing and money. Would you love if you could get your way into the bin?
>>34497435stupid fucking footfag
>>34497437You are not helping.
>>34497427Are you sure? In nature it's very normal to have breeding and nonbreeding males.
>>34497441why are you focusing on the feet anon?noone said anything about the feet
>>34497435I could dress like that but I require pillow soft grass fields or sand.
>>34497438you're dating now?
>>34497436Because I would rather be in bed
Whenever someone brings up males never getting attention it reminds me of the rat city overpopulation experiment where a bunch of the male rats become neglected and get depressed
>>34497445NTAbut would you even fit in that outfit?
Wait nvm it was worse than thatMany [female rats] were unable to carry the pregnancy to full term or to survive delivery of their litters if they did. An even greater number, after successfully giving birth, fell short in their maternal functions. Among the males the behavior disturbances ranged from sexual deviation to cannibalism and from frenetic overactivity to a pathological withdrawal from which individuals would emerge to eat, drink and move about only when other members of the community were asleep. The social organization of the animals showed equal disruption.
>>34497450The males would stop trying to mate altogether
>>34497440I actually wish I had a kid but that's weird since I'd need an adult kid and I'd need to be older. A kid who would decide what to do with me. I'm not dying and I have no plans to end myself but I feel I will be out through hell one day
>>34497450Can I get an infographic blurb about it, sis?Like a summary page persay and sources?I feel like that would come in handy...
>>34497450>a bunch of the male rats become neglected and get depressedits the opposite actually. the males begin grooming themselves to an unhealthy degree (called the beautiful ones) and the females start neglecting themselves and their offspring
>>34497449They call and just let it ring
>>34497453>literally meWhen will Ryan Gosling play one of these rats?
>>34497442you said you needed some specific sexual stuff for a relationship, I told you another avenue to get your rocks off without hurting someone's feelings (which you were concerned about btw), and you replied with "that's not good enough and heres why", so yeah all you want to do is vent and complain.
>>34497375Nevermind I just found a hair with a root, what now
I've tried all of the coping methods I know and am still so angry that I'm finding myself screaming out loud at nothing.
>>34497458Probably need me for something idc
>>34497434How do you know you’re not just avoidant
>>34497459YOU’RE A CANNIBAL?
>>34497466No reply
>>34497450You'll get schizophrenia yourself if you don't stop.
Non-sex havers, if you could take a pill that would temporarily shut down your sex drive without complications, would you take it?
>>34497461>I told you another avenue to get your rocks offYou are basically telling me to go see a prostitute or have a ONS. Great advice. Weirdo.
