hello anons,does anyone know how to make money fast in under 5 years?im planning on committing suicide but i want to buy my parents a house so they can retire comfortably first. anything option is ok, i really dont care. i was considering sex work but im unsure how to get into the business. selling drugs is not an option because im not physically fit for such a job. thanks :)
>>34494555How old are you? That idea's chances of surviving for 5 years are looking extremely dismal.>I can't let people suck my feet for money because guys wouldn't like me anyway xd rawr
>>34494583i am in my early 20s and im trying to stay good by keeping my parents in mind :)to be honest i think im average when it comes to looks, people dont find me ugly but ive never been special or exactly someones type. ive had boyfriends in the past but they werent all that into me so, yeah… really plain and average.
You're literally me anon. Unfortunately I don't have any ideas or options. But I woukd also love to kill myself in a few years and am also in my 20s
>>34494658maybe we will find each other in the afterlife (if its real) and become friends :)
>>34494711That would be nice. Why can't we be friends now too tho?
>>34494723im not very social and spend all day in bed sleeping…i have a few friends but i dont have the energy for them and barely talk to them, same goes for my family. im not against the idea of being friends but im sure i would probably make you feel bad with my lack of engagement
>>34494555Offshore oil drilling. You get paid a lot of money to be stuck on a foul smelling oil platform in the ocean for 6 months surrounded by violen retards. Now, most of these retards blow all their money on drugs as soon as they get to shore, but if you saved up for 5 years that would be more than enough to buy a house
>>34494750Oh I see. I wouldn't mind desu. I have few friends already who don't care about me and lie to my face. At least you are being hinest about why you wouldn'tengage much and such. But I get it and don't want to force anything anyways.was just wondering. Can I ask why you want to kill yourself?
>>34494761is it a physically demanding job?im below average height and weight hence why i was considering prostitution but if there are no strength requirements then i will look into such jobs in my country.
>>34494774You need some strength, but it isn't super demanding. I think it used to require more physical work several decades ago, but more things are automated now. Pay is high because the machinery is dangerous and few people are willing to be on a oilrig for 6 months at a time
>>34494765how old exactly are you? your friends sound annoying. im sure you will get better friends eventually :)if im being honest i have a very lucky life but ive had things happen to me in the past that made it hard to live normally. i could get electroshock to try and live normally again but i dont care enough to try
>>34494785wow thank you i just looked it up and will keep it in mind! have you worked in it?
>>34494804so you got raped or what? why make it be so secret, girls are so stupid, if you have a problem maybe go to police and talk to people about it
>>3449480420s like I said. More specifically? 24. You?>you will get better friends eventually. Maybe, maybe not. I don't have much of a social life lol. And I'm not very social either or good at socializing in general.>things happened in the pastI'm sorry to hear that and what you went through.>electroshockWhy that specifically?
>>34494810No, god, I'd never want to work on an oilrig. Trapped on a metal island in a ocean for 6 months at a time surrounded by retards and criminals, sounds awful. But I'm not trying to save up several hundred thousand dollars in 5 years before killing myself
>>34494814sillywell…. if i got raped this moment i dont think id really have it in me to care or do anything about iti truely dont think it would affect me or my life at all
>>34494555>fastest way to make money?You can invest on a beautiful pair of kneepads.
>>34494826what? im not talking about right now im talking about this: > ive had things happen to me in the past that made it hard to live normally.what else could exactly drastically change your 'very lucky life'
>>34494819i went through therapy but ended up being taken to a psychologist, then from there i kept being referred over and over and over countless times to other psychologists because i was a “difficult case”. in the end they decided maybe the best option would be to get electroshock once i find someone who can stick with me longterm, but as i said earlier i dont care enough to put all that effort ini struggle a lot socially too but i have never been interested in making friends or connecting with people so it doesnt bother me.
>>34494825haha okay thats good, i hope that mindset stays with you
>>34494849I see. Wow a "difficult case" huh..sounds rough and exhausting. Would elecroshock be a way of conditioning you then?>struggled socially too. Never been interested in connection I always find it curious how people have friends and they say this too. How did you make them if I can ask?
>>34494844hmm okay then… i think something has always been wrong with me, a mess of things happening made a drastic difference and ended up opening my eyes to how little of a chance i really had. something is already wrong + a large chunk of trauma = its over.
>>34494889>a mess of things happening made a drastic differenceso what is this mess of thingscan you be clear for once?
>>34494883its supposed to help you forget. this isnt the best response but being normal/plain as a woman just makes it easy to make friends. people dont find you had to be around even if you lack interest/are unpleasant as long as you arent ugly, so dumb luck? thats just what i think though.the people im “friends” with dont actually care much about me, im just easy to have around.
>>34494919i dont really understand why youre so interested in what exactly happened and i dont see any point in speaking on it because i am not looking for help or consolation
>>34494826elaborate?
>>34494838i replied to the wrong thing…elaborate?
>>34494941if you dont want to talk about anything, dont make a thread and attentionwhore online >>34494969you are clearly kinda low iq
>>34494941man just tell us. You are anonymous.
>>34495006>>34495020i know the chances are 0 but im scared someone i know will find this, realise its me and then try to get me help. :P sorryand yes.. i have never been smart
>>34495033tell us bitch
>>34494555You telling me ur parents would rather get a free house than have you stay alive?
>>34495033Waste of a good thread... fuck
>>34494938> friends don't care about meThats a shame. Maybe you can still make some friends to connect with in the meantime. Some that coukd treat you better or care for you a little more. Or maybe not considering your plan. I have thought the same thing about my own situation on whether I should make new friends or not. >helps you forgetOhhh okay. Honestly sounds kinda scary to me. I wouldn't like someone or something messing with my memories personally. >difficult caseSounds exhausting and annoying to deal with desu. Personally have never gone to therapy other than when I was a kid so.
