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>>34497397How easy it is to slip a cheeky lick or two on a woman's anus when doing oral sex?
>>34497485moids r checking outbooks at the gym
Came again. God damnit.
Ebin thread death :DDDD
Hair anon what does it mean that there are roots on the hair that’s falling out of my head
girls, how is that biological clock treating you?
Who killed the thread?I was just about to publish my sexually revolutionary thesis.
>>34497478To what?
How hard is it to find this type of woman:>25-30 years old>155cm/5'1" - 165cm/5'5">20%~ body fat>remote job or part time job>introvert>nerdy hobbies (geeky != nerdy)>doesn't drink or smoke>is a 6/10 without makeup>virgin or no more than 2 body count (previous partners preferably bad at sex so she forgets about them quick as I plow her with my flawless technique and perfect dick size/girth)>doesn't like crowds>has broad video game and anime tastes>doesn't want kids>doesn't have friends>isn't close to her family>is an innie>stinks good>slightly racist/homophobic/transphobic>has fluffy hair>swallows
Why and how would I trust someone from anywhere? I've been to hospitals I've been institutionalized 1 month and even though I didn't see part of me I know they exploit and abuse people with illnesses there in ways similar to work camps or worse. I still have family left I guess I'm just waiting 5 more months to see if I get diagnosed with schizophrenia or not. I'm an outpatient. They said "acute psychotic episode" and maintained the diagnosis but I'm frightened. I'm frightened I'll have to adapt to social rules and norms such as "women are always right" and "feminism" and "women dominate" and obedience to a bunch of wicked monkeys in order to get anywhere near getting a driver's license or a job.
>>34497471MNo, sexual fantasy is the only thing that keeps me going.
>>34495493>I have watched it, and it's shit. Mike Judge's worst production by far.that doesn't explain why you didn't recognize one of the most well known lines from the movie
Why are moids like this?
>>34497486I've had plenty of rimjobs now, and I'm certain I'd notice if a guy ever put his tongue on my butthole. Just ask.
>>34497490nothing, it's within normal range to lose between 50-150 hairs a day, so ofc there's going to be a bunch with roots too
>>34497471That'd be incredibly stupid.Masturbating is a ton of fun.
>>34497491I want a hotwife so bad
>>34497498I'm so tired of these faggots and their flavor of the month waifu in real laifu shit. I hated them when it was Gio Scotti, I hated them when it was that japanese office worker, and I still hate them now its this chick.
>>34497500This feels like way more than usual, and they’re my new hair too, like way shorter strands, usually I just lose a lot of the long hairs but now it’s both. I’ve been growing the new ones for months man
>>34497494sounds like you need to find yourself a twink cuz you just described one
Hair anon hair anon,my eyelashes have been falling into my eyes more than usual, why is that? They're really long and hurt like hell.
>>34497505Incels know no loyalty.
>>34497505Those were actually cute. Alysia is mid.
>>34497506again, if the short ones don't have roots on them, they are breakage and not fallen out, plus a few short ones are normal to lose too since you have hair around your hairlike that falls out at the same rate as your other hair that naturally doesn't grow past a certain length and the fact it feels like more than usually might truly just be seasonal sheddingbasically, as long as you're not pulling them out in clumps that leave bald spots, it's most likely nothing to worry about
>>34497494I know a woman like this but she’s a neet, doesn’t play games, not racist, and has double digits body count
>>34497511incels are catching strays with this one
>>34497485Girls that play games, what multiplayer games would I have to play to encounter YOU specifically?
>>34497510aids
Rukia or Orihime?
If any women here look like this (5% deviation accepted) reply plox
>>34497515Women really have it easy when it comes to sex huh? How the fuck is a NEET carrying a double digit body count?
>>34497494>>155cm/5'1" - 165cm/5'5"Honestly if you're a man putting height ranges on women you're kind of a fag
>>34497502JH moment
moids, if you don't have a cherry pit pillow , what are you even doing with your life?
>>34497510I've had this twice when I was younger and the doctor asked me if I have any other known illnesses. Apparently it can be a sign of something more seriou.
>>34497525Taller than 175 on a woman is a negative. Too manly looking.
>>34497514The short ones have roots on themBut it’s not clumps yet, but a few months ago I did lose some clumps and I cried
>>34497528A what?
>>34497471>Non-sex havers, if you could take a pill that would temporarily shut down your sex drive without complications, would you take it?MFucking yes! I am so sick of being horny all the time. Fucking sick to death of it.
>>34497525well excuse me for not wanting to date midgets
plap
>>34497523because men>>34497528I don't need no cherry pits I have PEACH PIT
>>34497527I have never fucked my ass.>>34497528Laying on my couch in my boxers.
>>34497531I just explained why there's also short ones with roots on... I give up, might as well shave your head right away
>>34497530>>34497494>that long of a list>that commentI refuse to believe a man wrote this shit
>>34497528>cherry pit pillowFuck you on about? Real men have river rock pillows.
>>34497527But I have sex, why would that poster be me?
>>34497538>Laying on my couch in my boxersAAAAAND my phone just fell on my chin since I am about to fall asleep
>>34497518All the girls I know irl play mmos. Wow, gw1/2, ffwhatevernumberitisnow. A surprising number play the 3d fallout games. Oh also league of legends and overwatch, but not as much anymore. And unironically women I met in early 20s play roblox of all fucking things, and other like party game shit like the game where you collect items on different planets and theres monsters idk what its called
>>34497532you know, a pillow case filled with cherry pits you can warm in the oven and use to get cozy and stuff
>>34497542Because that poster is an obsessive loser.
Women, why?
>>34497528>what are you even doing with your life?I don't know, femanon. I don't know.
>>34497493Memories. I should be jacking off and not cumming though.
>>34497518Beat my lead in my slots game on my phone during a timed challenge and you'll know I'm thinking about you angrily.
>>34497541this reminded me of that vid I saw of that survival guy heating rocks in the fire and then taking them into his car as a heating system that kept him warm all night, that was smart
>>34497547I can't even imagine wanting a warm pillow. That sounds like a sweat magnet.
>>34497494
>>34497494>25-30>virginNear impossible>up to two previous partnersUsually people get married and have those numbers. So if you're willing to go with a twice divorcee with kids that is doable.>doesn't want kidsBack in the shitter of odds.>swallowsWould you make up your mind if you want a prude or a sex freak?
>>34497536There are several femanons I will wish I could plap.
>>34497528>what are you even doing with your life?I asked myself the same thing out loud today. I have no idea. It all feels pointless today.
>>34497542He shares your taste in hobbies.
>>34497539I know but it’s a lot sorry Ive never had this happen before I thought it was from someone else’s head
>>34497540I agree with him on the height thing. I don't want to walk with a goofy giraffe. Can you imagine a girl over 175 cm trying to sit on your lap? It's silly
>>34497549I think it's a glandular issue honestly.
>>34497553I learned how to do that from playing videogames
>>34497554you don't lay your head on it, you put it on your stomach or so
>>34497494Only 25 year old virgin I knew was this crazy indian cunt.
>>34497556Sex freak but only with me. Swallowing is not too freaky anyway.
>>34497547>filled with cherry pits you can warm in the oven and use to get cozy and stuffthat's gay.
>>34497549I was possessed by a demon and have no control over my life anymore
Open question to everyone, how to you gauge if a woman is interested in you and ask them out? What do you say? Where can I meet women other than work?
>>34497565The point stands, that's just gonna be weird and sweaty. If I'm cold I just bundle up in a bunch of blankets like a cocoon.
>>34497564nice, makes me want to build one of those ancient sweating huts, sounds badass
>>34497491i'm 24 and my main (not only, but main) hobby is still video games, it's never going to reach me lol. if i had kids they'd get autism and get bullied just like i did, that'd be cruel.
>>34497570How'd that happen?
>>34497438how are you bf/gf after one night?
>>34497568>Sex freak but only with meNo. Sex freak publicly, or no sex at all.Choose.
>>34497509Twinks are complete sluts
>>34497555Bros where to meet a woman like that?
If you talk to AI about dating and aren't into mainstream girls make sure you mention that or it will coach you to attract bimbostacies by default.
>>34497571I've learned that if they're genuinely attracted to you, they can't possibly hide it even if they try.
>>34497562>Can you imagine a girl over 175 cm trying to sit on your lap? Holy fucking faggot, i hate other men so much
>>34497576That’s elf she’s divorced and remarried
>>34497576I had sex with my husband
>>34497584He's probably a manlet
>>34497547i want to hit someone with this so hard the pillowcase explodes, cherry pits clattering to the floor like sonic rings
>>34497585To a man with a perfect dick and sex drive
>>34497569so cherryphobic
why would I want a woman to sit in my lap? I want to sit in a woman's lap.
>>34497584What's wrong with wanting a pocket size gf?
>>34497571When I’m attracted to a man I stare at him until he is disgusted by me
>>34497584You're the faggot if you're into giraffes and have no standards, simptard.>>34497587Wrong.
>>34497595Hahaha
>>34497588straight to jail
>>34497589Women will date a trans person without a dick and tell everyone how big and amazing their dick is unironically
>>34497600Um no
>>34497596Female LARP.
>>34497494you're describing an introverted gay zoomer>>34497562I'd squish her into a ball "squish that cat" style
>>34497565>>34497554I have one of these to warm my tummy. It is the sign of a genetically inferior should’ve been culled at birth human bean. That and a woman thing I bet.
>>34497602I've literally experienced this.
Sang to quell the anger and then someone actually showed up at my usually empty workplace and now I want to die of shame. I'm having a fucking horrible day today and have no one in my life that can comfort me.
>>34497608Why were you mad
>>34497562>Can you imagine a girl over 175 cm trying to sit on your lap?Yeah, that's nothing.I am 190.All women are just varying degrees of small.
>>34497607Fucking weird
>>34497608hey buddy I think you got the wrong door. GIOYC is two blocks down
>>34497612It was. Especially because everyone knew.
>>34497613True, my bad.
I love that men are bigger than me and can overpower me
>tfw thought my roommates cat was whimpering>run over to the kitchen>realize it’s the coffee machine making a weird sound while brewingi need to be put down
>>34497596>giraffesOh you're that obsessive femanon who keeps calling women giraffes. lolYou're still not doing any better?
>>34497616GrossLooking up at moidsEwBarf
>>34497552kek>>34497545Interesting, thx for insight anon. Perchance was WoW the most common among the MMO girls?>and other like party game shit like the game where you collect items on different planets and theres monsters idk what its called>>34497485Anyone else know what game this could be?
>>34497616You need a 6'2+ Chad regardless
>>34497616I hate that women are smaller than me and can't overpower me.
>>34497621I would be putty
I wish I had a 5' gf with superman's powers but she loved me anyway
>>34497617I used to think I heard people moaning and the whole time it was my dishwasher
>>34497590>cherryphobicMaybe, think you would like me tho, im not a selfish lover. I'll wam them in the oven for you and afterwards i can push them up your chocolate starfish.
>>34497622Ultra based
tall girls, 5'11 and upis 6 feet tall enough for you or do I have to be much taller than you even at your height?
>>34497609Because I feel like a dope.
I hate women's obsession with men being bigger than them. And I'm not even short.
>this threadThe incel to tranny pipeline strikes yet again.
>>34497616And we love to hold and pin you down.
I don't really care that much about height but my nervous system is basically trained to not even try and talk to them if they're taller due to historically poor returns on investment
>not wanting womanlet gfs
>>34497631Everything is cringe and I really should just kill myself, yeah.
>>34497631>i NEED attention from incels so fucking bad!
>>34497629Why
>>34497631That's so cute tho.
>>34497635Trannies are usually self-victimizers, yeah makes sense.
>>34497616I would overpower you even if you were taller than meI've done it before
>>34497626ew, remind me to stay far away from men that think cherry pit cushions are gay
>>34497616>>34497632>>34497634I despise you all
>>34497636Try a little bit harder next time, xer.
>>34497586oh i thought you were >>34494626 based on that other anon giving you kudos
FoidsHow do I make soup? I have a ton of bouillon so I have a lot of stock, I just don't know how to turn one liquid into another
>>34497643Go climb a wall of dicks.
>>34497491Does she do OF?
>>34497646uh... depends on what soup you want to makewhat soups do you like and what ingredients do you have?
Women, where is it acceptable to go on a date?
I want to answer the soup question but I'm a moid. Rules are rules.
>foids only became brave enough to insult trannies after King T made it socially acceptableThey really are a hivemind, kek. They think that they're being rebels when 4chan has been insulting trannies for years.
>>34497642Kek, at that point you'll find a guy that will push warmed up cherry pits up his ass.
>>34497644>janny here to shit up the fresh breadlike clockwork
>>34497649of course she does
Women. Do you sit on your bfs face?
>>34497634This is the height difference femanons deserve
>>34497652What are we supposed to do? How is sports events lower than cheesecake factory?
>>34497653Why is your name Sean
>>34497648If you find this cute or endearing, leap off the highest bridge you can find
>>34497652if a foid refuses to go on an ice cream or a coffee date, she's not the one
>>34497652Why would women hate CK factory? Is it cause they're afraid of getting fat?
>>34497628Short hair + big boobs is the best combo
>>34497638Anybody who gave a shit would ask, and you're Anonymous. Who cares
>>34497620I think it’s around the same for almost all mmos, I assume both wow and ff are similar in that way. Should also note that there are other mmos that I haven’t listed that might be worth checking out. I do think guild wars has a much older playerbase, I remember hearing the average age was like mid 30s to 40s for gw2 players lmfao, and ppl joke but not really a joke that you meet actual moms playing this game
>>34497662Only fags get angry at the normiest shit ever kek.
>>34497646Soup requires bits of veggie, granular grain/pasta, and or meat/meat substitute.What are your favorite ingredients/soups?
>>34497623How tall are you?
>>34497661Whimsy. My parents didn't really care what they named me and literally just picked it because some guy they knew named Sean made a joke. It's my slave name; my government name.
>>34497630Now you know how women with big tits feel.
>>34497666Damn lmao okay
>>34497668>at the normiest shit everExactly why the hatred is warranted, get off my fucking website normaltrash.
Women what physical traits do you find attractive in a guy? I found this life coach personality on youtube and it lead me down a bit of a rabbit hole that women don't actually find super fit, 6 foot cocked guys sexually attractive. Makes me feel a bit better that I don't have to work out and lookmax as hard, but I also decided to start a solo male onlyfans and want to start doing cam sex stuff. Obviously as a man the market is smaller and mainly gays, but I also think it might be an interesting experiment to try and appeal to women and what they really want in a man instead of what males THINK women want.
>>34497652Warped tour?
Wanting girls taller than you had always reeked of insecurity/mommy shit to me. Seems a lil gay.
>>34497643>>34497662Femdom fags think they can fight human nature.
The incel troons really are seething today
>>34497673Wrong thread for it anyways
Femanons, what type of haircut should a guy with dark brown curly hair get? I'm tired of getting undercuts and what to change it up.
>>34497675Tiny waist
>>34497672How do you feel about men who prefer small tits?
>>34497616Why? Me completely dominating some girl sexually probably won't be comfortable for her.
>>34497664I think it's listed specifically because a guy might think that's an "upscale" place
>>34497677or maybe the proportions of the female body look better when they're tallerYou can dominate a tall girl just as well as a small girl. Its just more fun to wrap them up into a pretzel and the long legs are sexy as fuck
>>34497664Too cheap
>>34497685shaved (not bald), eboy hair
>>34497650I like all soup, and there's a couple grocery stores in walking distance so ingredients aren't really a concern. I just know that you can turn a stock into a sauce via thickening it with flour, butter, (or something like a little beef gelatin) and other ingredients for flavor.>>34497653Men with soup knowledge can answer.>>34497669I like all soup. So soup is just stock with bullshit in it?
>>34497675Women are tired of mentally underdeveloped men. Your offer of a body is lowballing the market demand under the bar.
>>34497672I don't think men care about tits as much as women with small tits are obsessed with women with big tits
>>34497694Like a broccoli cut with the sides shaved?
>>34497682I’m so curious what infuriated you so much
>>34497685>dark brown curly hairuse the proper expression, basic bitch broccoli hair
I'm 6'2 so pretty much every woman taller than me is in the wnba
>>34497679>I have not brought into question why I like anything I do, I just like it, like a dog enjoys dog food
>>34497692Up to a point. They look gangly and awkward after a certain height. The rest of the stuff works way better when she's smaller than you.
>>34497697MWhat are headlights?
>>34497695Yes. But usually you try to make a specific flavor profile.You can turn stock into gravy with a roux.Which you can in turn put on more meat and potatoes easily.
>>34497518used to be eso when i was still able to cope about it being a good game, nowadays just lol which is my guilty pleasure. i don't play ranked though only the casul game mode a few times a week.
>>34497504>I want a hotwife so badI don't think that means what you think it does.>>34497521>Rukia or Orihime?Yoruichi, and then about a dozen women before them.But of the two, Rukia, because Orihime's dumb ass let herself get captured. She's the reason everything went to shit.>>34497652Only 3 of these are hard no's.>>34497675Women don't like that kind of guy for a relationship because highly desirable men make women insecure and often have a reputation (usually earned) for cheating, manipulation, and lacking in commitment.>>34497677What's really insecure is being intimidated by women taller than you? Great men are defined by their ability to stand in the face of adversity.
>>34497703I'm a switch, but I realize I'm abnormal.
>>34497672No matter how many times you say it, it will never be true. Small breasts were literally the beauty standard for MILLENNIA. Men do not look down on small chested women anywhere near to the extent women despise short men.
Hello!
>>34497708It's not intimidating it's just weird. And you say that and post a pic like that, nah nigga you wanna be dommed.
Literally die
>>34497702Elizabeth Debicki is 6'3''
>>34497695What kind of soup do you want? I like seafood based soups a lot or vegetable or both. A neat lazy trick you can do is just buy soup stock from the store and boil basically any leftovers you have in it.
>>34497698i mean sides not shaved or super short + long "bangs" in the front
>>34497705HER NIPPLES HER SUCKSBLE NIPS HER BOOBALICIOUS NIPPIES
>>34497701>broccoli hairMine's not that curly, it's more like pic related.
>>34497708Wahhh, put your name back on! *SOBS*
>>34497712Hey :)
>>34497699Everyone I make plans with flakes on me and it's making me feel like a worthless idiot that people feel like they have no choice but to say yes to
I need to become comfortable with being selfish
>>34497710Some have described me as a psycho switch. I take that as a compliment, but it's not really true.
>>34497725Read Epicurus
moids care more about breast shape. the vast majority fucking HATE saggy boobs
>>34497728Truth
>>34497728Not really, no.
>>34497725>I need to become comfortable with being selfishI try and tell myself this when it comes to approaching women, and potentially offending them, but I just can't bring myself to do it.
Genders, is it still possible to become a popular Japanese musician if I am like 40 by the time I have all the skillz?
>>34497710>I'm abnormalImagine actually wanting to be normal though, pathetic. I can't imagine actually wanting the same shit as everyone else.
>>34497720shave it, 2-3mm. Summer is coming.
>>34497728Have you tried not having saggy boobs?
>>34497729>>34497730fuck
>>34497728Aww, I love saggy boobs!
>>34497646Man, fuck off.Be more original.
>>34497728True
>>34497728False!!! I love some sag, it is a sign of softness!!
>>34497733I didn't say I wanted to be normal. But how can I fault a cheeta for having spots?
>>34497728You can probably fix that and like I'm not going to not date a girl over THAT™.
>>34497728It depends how saggy. Big natural are always saggy. And natural are much better looking than fake. So you're kind of wrong.
>>34497724Who flaked on you
Women watch me do my Indian club swingings
>>34497728I think this is true.t. moid
>>34497724maybe because you have anger issues?
>>34497728The only thing I hate about them is not having my hands on them.
>>34497724That's REALLY© common these days.
Social media women who make money from thirsting men while she is engaged or has a partner are so weird.
>>34497744An old friend, a new friend and my family.>>34497747I guess so. I think I just need to meet some new people.
I wish women idealized being strong and noble, like in fiction, rather than idealizing being weak, small and dependent.
Hate how other dudes are always saying they basically don't find anything unattractive/fine every woman that's not old or fat attractive. Like bro, having zero standards makes you look like a desperate fucking loser.
>>34497752>>34497494Careful, that's his wfh nerdy piece.
>>34497752Men worship these and reward them for it, they have no reason to quit.
women,talk to the hand.
I just hate. Blind hatred, indiscriminate and unthinking
>>34497759You didn't post it. I can't.
>>34497756Agree, its an embarrassing way to be quite frankly
>>34497756I also want them to be high in open-mindedness and conscientiousness AND low in neuroticism. Probably more things I can't think of.
>>34497758Plenty of things that can make you money, I find weird, even if they aren,t illegal (and shouldn't be).You didn't need to defend them.
Is the best shade of lipstick the same shade as her nipples?
>>34497756I don’t like nose piercings and tattoos and curly hair.
Post gender.Could you date/marry someone knowing they ate human flesh?
>>34497771Yeah. Moid.
>>34497756True.I would never try to get with an avoidant POS.>>34497768>dark black nipplesDon't think so.
>>34497768I like pale girls in black, but what you mentioned is a close 2nd.
What if your girlfriend started wanting to put you in dresses and makeup?
>>34497751It's driving me completely insane. I can't take it.
>>34497768HER NIPPLES ARE BROWN OH GODDD OH GOD WHYYH NOT THE BROWN LIPSTICK
>>34497771I chew my nail cuticles, bite my cheek inside, and lick my own cuts.So yeah.
>>34497768No, but if a woman dyes her hair, the pubic hair has to also be dyed the same color.
>>34497771male, the main factor for me is whether or not they enjoyed it desu
>>34497753you think meeting new people is going to make you less angry?
>>34497756I have standards, it's just that women think we have the same standards.
>>34497782No, but they might give me less excuses to get angry.
>>34497768For me its tan women with unconventional lipstick colors (blue, gold, etc)
>>34497773Wrong, dark lipstick is hot. Leave it on my neck, my collar, my dick, let me be a canvas to you
>>34497781I wouldn't care as long as they weren't like obsessive about liking it
>>34497775I'm not an autogynephile. If she'd rather be fucking a woman she should go do that.
>>34497768No, classy>trashy
>>34497728>care more about breast shapeTrue. Boobs like Natalie Dorner's are the saddest boobs on earth and I feel bad for the women who have them. If you don't know what I mean, she showed them in Game of Thrones, so look 'em up.>>34497677Long legs and torsoes are fucking hot, I'm not sorry.>>34497752I just don't understand why other men give them attention, so it's partially our fault. Can't blame someone for milking retards for their money. It's even dumber now when you realize that a lot of these thot accounts are AI-generated and entirely operated by men lol>>34497756The hard part is explaining that I have preferences but can still find women outside of those bounds attractive. When you ask me if I like sticcs or curvy women the answer is yes, but there are still unattractive women in both categories because we're judging the whole package.>>34497768maybe this is the real reason that goth black chicks are underrated
ok foid santuary foids, who here is touch starbed and needs a hug? i brought your favorite treats; cough drops!
My cousin who is about 10 years older than me used to live with us when she was attending college and we often slept in the same bed. She used to stroke my hair and caress my face until I fell asleep. This went on pretty much until she finished college and moved out.Both genders. Was it werid or was it normal?
>>34497793Hot
>>34497781She did.
>>34497795Yep.
>Sperm are produced in the seminiferous tubules of the testes through spermatogenesis, where germ cells develop into mature spermatozoa with the support of Sertoli cells and testosterone from Leydig cells; these immature sperm then pass into the epididymis, where they gain motility and are stored until arousal triggers their movement through the vas deferens by muscular contractions, at which point fluids from the seminal vesicles (rich in fructose, prostaglandins, and alkaline substances) are added to provide energy and protection, followed by prostatic fluid (containing enzymes, citrate, and zinc) that enhances sperm function and later helps liquefy the semen, while the bulbourethral glands release a lubricating, pH-neutralizing pre-ejaculate into the urethra; the combined mixture—now semen—is propelled into the urethra during the emission phase and then expelled from the body through rhythmic muscular contractions in the expulsion phase.
Genders, do you have goals, hopes, or dreams? What are they if so?
>>34497755I think this is the difference between a girlboss and a girlfailure. Isn't it?
>>34497787>Wrong, dark lipstick is hotBut black nipples aren't, you retard.
Never ask a girlboss her salary or a boyslacker his age.
>>34497760Sounds exhausting.
>>34497784that’s not how it works
>>34497795MNot normal but a lot of people have weird cousin stories. I don't because my cousins are all guys, but I have a friend who avoided his slut cousin that was constantly making out with his brother and their other cousin when they were in high school.
>>34497793>Boobs like Natalie Dorner'sI cri everitime
How do I get girl failure gf?
>>34497804No, because most normal and well adjusted women idealize being weak and small, and far too many girlbosses are acting as a caricature of a strong person and still want to revert to the former
>>34497771MDepending on the circumstances, that is not an immediate ick.
>>34497805I know what black women's nipples look like, it's hot
>>34497801MTo raise a functional family and break the generations-long cycle of dysfunction and abuse that I was born into.I'd also like to make a work of art that that inspires children to make art.
>>34497793Me Sunday on the other hand has incredible breasts
>>34497801
>>34497809Beats stewing in it alone forever. I know I'm not too much for someone out there to handle.
>>34497793When I look at Natalie Corner's face I'm not surprised by her boobs. They fit.
>>34497815This
>>34497816>raise a functional family and break the generations-long cycle of dysfunction and abuse that I was born intoYour best bet is to get into demiurgic anti natalism. That's how you break the cycle for real.
>>34497811>>34497824>google "smirkfu" >first resultI am satisfied.face > boobs btw
>>34497795Don't think it's normal, but I don't think it's weird necessarily.
>>34497808It sure would be. That was creative writing, thankfully
>>34497823im sure you’re not but my point is that you’re not realizing this is more internal than external
>>34497816I like that but am going to go with the flow of what's around me.>>34497822I realized water is my element even though it's the gayest of all the elements(fire or electricity is the coolest)
>>34497813>far too many girlbosses are acting as a caricature of a strong person and still want to revert to the formerFake girlbosses.
>>34497801Short term: Become fit, fix my cock.Long term: Get married, become financially independent.
>>34497793>slave collarBased negress.
>>34497805>>34497815latinas are fine too >>>/gif/30609062
>>34497827No.>>34497831I promise you that I'm not handwaving what you have to say, but you don't have the full picture of my situation.
>>34497771FIf they are a woman, yes. Moids do not get that privilege.>>34497807You can ask me my salary. The only people I don't tell how much I make are my family. Fuck them.>>34497822Life doesn't need purpose, but a life without purpose isn't a life well lived.
>>34497793And here JH told me that goth doesn't work on black girls. She lied to me.
>>34497820Who the fuck is me Sunday
>>34497830>That was creative writingI hate it.
>>34497833Most of them are fake girlbosses, not unlike how many alpha male gurus are fake alpha males
>>34497838>but a life without purpose isn't a life well lived.Well duh. How are you supposed to live well if you don't experience it?
>>34497839What a retard
>>34497841So did the author.
>>34497837what’s the full picture?
>>34497846Alt blacks culturally white-pass WAY harder than any other blacks. Even more than dandy blacks even.
>>34497842>many alpha male gurus are fake alpha malesI don't care about those. I like girls.
>>34497848>They have zero standardsSee >>34497494 This is basically 0.005% of women
show your eye color
>>34497855I was thinking that
>>34497801MI've end up becoming the primary caretaker for a disabled relative. Providing her a comfortable life is kind of similar to having a wife, I guess, so it doesn't bother me as much as I thought it would.
>>34497834>fix my cock.what happened to it?
>>34497850It's not something I could effectively convey in 2000 characters or less, especially not anonymously.
>>34497856fuck off glowie.
>>34497839I never said that. I said it didn't work for me personally, if anything. Though I don't remember talking about that anytime recently.
>>34497859I saw a young black junkie pushing around a old white junkie in a wheel chair the other day and I imagined their relationship and teamwork getting drugs gave them a lot of what a lot of people are missing these days in spite of every other aspect of their life kind of sucking. They looked like they really cared about each other.
>>34497855For every one of those there's 10 that'll date anything
>>34497864must be black or brown then
>>34497870I wonder how many women I've been genuinely interested in have written me off because they seriously thought I'd "date anything"
>>34497856They're blue
Andrew Tate in 2020-2022 might have been the greatest man of the 21st century
>>34497869There really is something to be said for doing something for someone else. For example, I could cycle through a handful of frozen dinners and probably be satisfied, but I love cooking dinner when it's not just me eating it.
>>34497852that might be true for black women but I think black men either have to go dandy or weeb nerd
>>34497876I think you guys just like feeling like you have bigger dicks compared to a guy you can't catch a print on in a speedo.
>>34497871hazel, but sure, brown for you midwit.
>>34497879>For example, I could cycle through a handful of frozen dinners and probably be satisfied, but I love cooking dinner when it's not just me eating it.Same. That's my life as a bachelor.Bagged salads and frozen veggies and meats for me with rice or pasta, full-on meals for literally anybody who asks.
>>34497879My dad stopped cooking ever since he started being on his own. Says he doesn't care about cooking for just him. He gets out a lot and helps a lot of other old people. A lot of his oldest friends have been dying and it sucks. His best friend was like in his 80s-90s and they hung out like every day. I hope he keeps finding more.
>>34497732I'm in my early 30s if it matters. I think I can be a japanese musician by like 37-38 at my current rate.
>>34497879ngl just having a roommate I got along with helped motivate me to cook and share meals withI frequently find myself inviting friends over for dinner when I meal prep now that I live alone.
>>34497634I’m 6’5 and I hate sub5’6 women
There is too much hate in this thread.
>>34497893There is.
>>34497893It’s a bunch of freaks here
>>34497801Having children, and being the best wife and mother I can possibly be. There are a lot of places and things I want to travel to see, and stuff I want to learn more about. But having a family is the most important, and doing a good job in my role as a wife
>>34497643I have a bias for tall women because of growing up surrounded my older sister's volleyball team, but tossing and manhandling a 4'11" girl around is so much fucking fun
>>34497893grow a pair.
>>34497897Thanks.
>>34497807Asking about salaries is an American thing, it's honestly pretty weird how they do that
so eepy
How do I get a Viltrumite gf? Please
>>34497905Bump.
>>34497856Really dark brown, like black brown I guess
>>34497905She would crush your pelvis and kill you inb4 that's the point
"A man who procrastinates in his choosing will inevitably have his choice made for him by circumstance." — Hunter S. Thompson
>>34497905What's viltrumite?
>>34497909Anissa married and had a child with a human. He was black tho.
>>34497916Anissa made for bbc (b = based)
>>34497914Not you, obviously.
>>34497856
>>34497920Could be undercover and you fell for it
Is it gay that I want Thragg to split me open?
>>34497900I will by not giving in to the dark side.
>>34497913Did he really say that?
>>34497903Dude, it's hard being friends with someone that makes 1/2 your income with no social safety nets. My poor friends want to drink beers on the corner of a bad neighborhood and nothing else. My rich friends want to spend like $400 on short casual night out. Nobody wants to go to the cheesecake factory and have a few drinks in a nice area bar.
>>34497920Obviously but I'm guessing it's some weeb gooner thing so, good
>>34497927>look up Thragg>article image on the wiki is focused on his crotch
>>34497933>Nobody wants to go to the cheesecake factory and have a few drinks in a nice area bar.REAL
>>34497927Yeah
Women, if you were asleep and your hypothetical boyfriend was horny. Would you let him jerk off with/nut on your feet?
>>34497940No.
God cured me of my schizophrenia
>>34497654you know who else insults trannies?normal people
>>34497933Invite your poor friends to your place to drink beer, and take your rich friends to your local bar
>>34497940No
I wonder if those guys with roster decide who to fuck next? Do they ever regret their choices?
WomenWhy do you lie about what you find attractive and not?
>>34497948My breasts hurt
>>34497947>if*how
>>34497940He can do what he wants with me, but I'd never be with a guy who was into feet in the first place
>>34497942How so?
>>34497947Just whatever my dick wants and who's available.
At least I found a great therapist in one go. I’d give that lady a million dollars
forcefeed femanons lean
>>34497951hot>>34497945>>34497941whack
>>34497955cool.
>>34497949Massage?
>>34497954>whatever my dick wantsHow does it tell?
>>34497944I live in a pod. My rich friends don't want to do that. Also everyone wants everyone to travel to them(me included). I don't want to go to the ghetto and don't want to travel to Gated-Community, Bumblefuck-Nowhere.
>>34497948What xitter and reddit screencaps do you have lined up for us today?
Have any the moids actually taken a a goth baddie to the cemetery? Alternatively have any of the foids been taken to the cemetery? (On a date)
Why don’t men understand that they are terrifying?
>>34497966Because I'm not.
>>34497966I understand that I'm terrifying in a sexy way
>>34497966I do.
>>34497965No. Moids are chicken shit and call us crazy for talking to the dead respectfully.
>>34497966Thank you for making me feel even more insecure about that, anon.
>>34497966i want to be collared and praised. what is terrifying about that?
>>34497966I don't stink that badly, do I? I shower almost every day.
>>34497966I'm not. Is that why women don't like me?
>>34497972Male manipulator response
>>34497965>Have any the moids actually taken a a goth baddie to the cemetery?Yes, I and my tumblr girlfriend from high school would go there sometimes.
>>34497976If me being candid is manipulative, I think I give up on dating.
>>34497940Had an ex who had a "fetish" of being woken up by getting fucked. Fun times, miss that psycho bitch from time to time.
>>34497979You’ve said two sentences and managed to guilt trip in both of them
>>34497972>>34497979Wow, it really comes naturally to moids
>>34497981Why the hell did you put fetish in quotation marks
>>34497982Have a third one: I'm sorry to make you feel guilty.
>>34497963How did you come to have these friends?
>>34497955Have you actually seen improvement or..?
>>34497986Grew up together and still like each other a lot most of the time but drifting more and more apart every year in terms of lifestyle and culture. We all used to be trashy kids.
I have got to stop using this website.
>>34497966I'm smaller than most women, I think they think I'm harmless, if they notice me at all.
>>34497940I would literally prefer him fucking me in my sleep or waking me up to blow him than him cumming on my feet.
>>34497965If you mean going at night to be retarded, then yes, in high school
>>34497982>>34497983You wouldn't feel guilty if you didn't do anything wrong, so as far as I'm concerned, you deserve it.
FemanonsA lot of women I've known in my life have, surprisingly, had a lot of moments where they've turned out to feel very anxious on the inside, even in moments where they seem very confident. This isn't to say that I suspect them of it all the time but that it does make me wonder what the exact causes are, if they're something I can help with, or if there are just better ways of being attentive to it or catching patterns in advance. It feels like I wouldn't have been told if they didn't want to tell me for a reason so I kinda wanna see if there are ways to be nicer and more receptive to it
>>34497984I also said psycho ie. bipolar. That fetish was russian roulette from my pov, luckily was one of things that always had a happy ending.
>>34497995No shit, right? Fuckin crybullies
How do you talk to a woman when they give you social anxiety
>>34498000Just don't murder her
Good day comrades
>>34497667Nice, might try FF then. That's funny about GW2 have a good one anon
>>34497988It's normal to drift apart as you get older. Sometimes keeping up with friends can be a pain the ass, but I'm always glad I do even if I only see certain friend groups once every few months
>>34498000https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFqwEdj0Z_0
>>34497995I feel zero guilt when men pull this>found my shit in your cereal and now you aren't happy? wow, guess i'll just kill myself like you want :(shit, it just reaffirms what I think about men.
>>34497997Doesn't sound like russian roulette
>>34498000EMDR and Exposure Therapy helped me. I think I'm actually ready to try and open up with a girl I think might be staring, glancing, or orbiting me when I go out if it happens again.
>>34498012The fuck is EMDR
>>34498009Yeah, typical petulant female mindset. I don't want this either, but you leave me no choice.
It's so much easier to talk to girls when you're pretty sure you are "a catch" and they would be statistically glad to meet a decent guy like you though...
I should jak off
>>34498009>people respond poorly when I insult them!That's rough homie.
4 hour sex marathon with femanon
>>34498015It's like putting a magnet on a computer to erase its anxiety data
>>34498010In this isolated case? No. Understanding the whole picture? Yea. But hey, mama didn't raise no bitch, gotta do what you gotta do.
Is it possible to look gangsta while carrying grocery bags?
>>34498022Femanon does nothing but play games
>>34497996Assuming your talking about friends, the best thing is just to be relaxed. Give her some space to be able to say she's feeling anxious if she wants to share that, without asking her what's wrong or trying to fix it. That alone can go a long way towards diffusing it. Treating anxiety like it's something you need to fix or make better only fuels it and makes it worse, and then she'll feel the need to hide it around you. So basically, communicate that it's okay if she feels anxious, maybe ask her if she needs anything if it seems appropriate, then then just let it be
>>34498003But I don't want to>>34498008Easier said then done>>34498012So what would you suggest? Cold approaching at a bar?
Femanons how did your father react when you got your first bf? What about your brother if you had one?
>>34498026Yeah. Grab all the bags at once and look stoic about it without struggling.
>>34498026Sure, it's easy, just c-walk.
my yogurt tastes a little like nail polish remover
>>34498026Even gangstas gotta eat.
>>34498031>Easier said then doneSo is everything else.
>>34498018What about jilling on?
>>34498032i don't have a brother and my dad doesn't give a fuck about anyone but himself. i can't think of a single time my dad seemed remotely interested in my life.
>>34498035RIP
>>34498032Never had a bf to show to them
>>34497728obviouslybig tits that have a horrible shape will never be better than small tits that have a good shape
>>34498043if this is it for me I just want everyone here to know that it's gonna be okay and just keep trying your best etc etc
>>34498031I think first go out till nobody gives you anxiety for any reason. Then maybe get good at looking at girls that are looking at you without anxiety. Then get good at just saying "hey" or whatever. Then get good at starting a conversation. But do you. I was kind of isolated since my last breakup and am sort of starting from zero again. I also got like every girl I ever had before through like shared repeated interactions and never really talked to strangers.
>>34498000Framing it as them giving you anxiety isn't helpful, if you see yourself as someone who passively has emotional states given to you by external forces then you'll never be in a position to change your behaviour the way you want to
>>34497995I didn’t do anything wrong, you just didn’t like what I did, and are blaming me. Many such cases
>>34497768noWhite women dont have crimson red or black nipples
>>34498053hideous low class costume colors
>>34498042Sorry to hear that. >>34498044I am like you but male.
>>34498056its okay that felt cathartic to admit. i try not to talk about my feelings. thanks anon
I'm so good at showing my ass and fumbling shit
>>34498023Okay what is this magnet you are applying
>>34498059degaussing or whatever
>>34498032My dad didn't really react that much, neither positively nor negativity. He never said much to me about it and he was always polite to my bfs
State GenderRoughly how many Christians do you think are named Christian
>>34498059NTA but it's pretty easy to google it, it's a mainstream therapy that's been around for years
Femanons what would your husband have to do to convince you to learn to shoot ping pong balls out of your vagina?
>>34498069femaleplenty of them idk?
>>34498055
>>34498052im actually just pretending to be a manipulative moid cuz its funny to mock these ppl :D
>>34498057That is nice to hear. >>34498066That sounds pretty normal. But perhaps you would have wanted some approval from him. It could've been worse I suppose.
How can men be less terrifying?
I give up. Dating is just a shitty game. All I've ever been is a rebound guy.What to do with the rest of my life? Cancer is taking too long to arrive.
>>34498069I know one Christian and one Cristina, so at least two.
>>34498083We can't. The internet is just a circlejerk of feminist talking points blown completely out of proportion. None of us are going to make it.
>>34498084You should do some traveling.
My friend is going to get me and his female friend together and atoga called me a perv for wanting that but it’s gonna happen so suck my fat fucking cock (I know it was just one raped trash anon but still, get owned jealous cunt). The only problem is he said that she has a kind of self obsession that pretty girls have. What does this mean? I’ve never really dated a “pretty girl” before
>>34498050That's an interesting way to look at it. Thanks
Men, please explain yourselves immediately. You are accountable here!
>>34498086I'm genuinely curious. I wanna hear some helpful responses.
>>34498084Have you considered making friends or having hobbies, interests or ambitions? It's odd that you just want to inject your sperm in a hole and die
>>34498091>Men, explain why you all suck. I don’t engage in bad-faith arguments.
>>34498084You will play your role and you will not complain
>>34498093>just want to inject your sperm in a hole and dieTypical moid.
>>34498087Too broke.>>34498096I already did.>>34498093I have those, who cares?>friends Temporary, they all eventually have kids and disappear. Or are just assholes. Humans are trash.>>34498092You're in the wrong place.
>>3449809134 is pretty young to be jumping to these concussions. What I can assume is that she keeps doing the same thing she is used to and keeps meeting the same types of men in the circles she frequents. What she needs is to spread her wings and try different things.
>>34498083Anybody? I don't want to be terrifying.
>>34498105Just stop being so tense
Basically men were either found to be completely incompetent when it comes to time management or confirmed to be lying in many cases. Guys, why can't you just be honest with us and yourselves about why you won't date?
>>34498105Also regularly shave dress better and have monthly haircuts and get a cute dog
>>34498107How are we tense? I think I get it but would like you to elaborate for anybody else reading who doesn't want to be terrifying.
>>34498093>It's odd that you just want to inject your sperm in a hole and dieIn a nutshell that's the meaning of life, pass your seed and die.
>>34498081I'm pretty sure he didn't approve, and I can't really blame him lol. But despite me being disappointing in many ways, I'm very close to my dad for which I'm very grateful
>>34498071>implying I need to learn that skill
>>34498109I do a good job with the first three, but its owning cats instead terrifying?
>>34498108>these tasks are never going away, will you just be forever, are you fine with that?I'm not, but i'm also not fine with going bald in my 20s, not having a ferrari parked in my garage but it is what it is. You play with the cards you're dealt
>>34498108>be honest with us and yourselves about why you won't date?The milk ain't worth the squeeze.
>>34498029Should've mentioned this sooner but when I say what I say, I don't mean it in that infantilizing sort of way where I assume everyone wants their hands held. It's more like I think everyone to some degree would appreciate people looking out for them in advance, or sometimes just don't say what they really feel, even when they really want to. Like, I think some people for instance don't want the kindness shown in words, but understood and reciprocated in action. It's also just that I don't have girl brain so I was wondering if there was anything extra with the gender-specific angles that girls would appreciate more. Kind of like how I think guys would appreciate it more from girls specifically if they show real loyalty even when they don't succeed.
Women, why are you like this?
wish i were dying on a space ship right now
>>34498125not all of us, my room is probably cleaner than most mens'
>>34498127Wish I were dying.
>>34498125That's a good thing, clean room is a sign that she brings a lot of men over
>>34498059Just google it, or get a therapist, or do it with AI to get the basics and you can kinda do it yourself
>>34498133No, it isn't.Source: screwing loose women in their hovels.
Wish me luck with not falling asleep at the wheel and killing myself.
>>344980224 hours is a warm up.>>34498032>how did your father react when you got your first bf? What about your brother if you had one?The only one of partners my dad has met is my wife. He is amicable with her, and she will never meet any of my brothers.>>34498139Good luck
>>34498139Good luck.
>>34498139not worth itjust pull over and nap
>>34498089I'd recommend looking into the self compassion model for managing emotions like anxiety, which is basically a dialectical behaviour therapy model. Anxiety and shame are important survival mechanisms but now our brains tend to go haywire with them because our modern day fears are more undefined and less concrete. So a big part of that is just giving yourself permission to feel anxious because it's normal and everyone experiences it, and also understanding that we often have to move forward and do things while carrying our anxiety and that it will never fully go away. It's tricky but you can definitely get to a place where you have more trust in yourself while taking risks
girlsat what point is a girl considered a slut to you? How many guys has she fucked to be accurately labeled as a slut?
Femanon thinks I'm a serial killer.
>>34498113Sounds like a happy ending then. Yay
Life is worthless without a romantic partner, and people who were weird in high school die alone.
>>34498147I answered this question before, but a body count of 10 or higher.
>>34497962Whoever I'm thinking about
>>34498088She’s vain, probably spends a lot of money on cosmetics, salons, and procedures
>>34498148do you need a Netflix recommendation? watch The Following. You’re Joe Carroll. Serial killer who ends the lives of sluts, but he is a very charming guy.
>>34498148>Femanon thinks I'm a serial killer.She's not wrong.
>>34498151does age change that?
>>34498148Why are you acting like a serial killer?
>>34498159I must be the lousiest serial killer in history. All of my victims are bugs.I also ran over a turtle once, but I don't think that counts since it was an accident. And I cried a lil about it
>>34498139Have you considered drinking Truck drivers coffee? Brew coffee by replacing water with cola or energy drink.
>>34498147It's not a word that it's ever useful to use. If someone has a body count in the hundreds, that would make me raise my eyebrows a little, but so long as she's actually happy that way, idgaf.
Men cant be sluts. We are players and bachelors. Only women can be sluts. Yes?
>>34498147I think once you’re beyond 8 you’re a slut or a serial monogamist, which is just as bad
>>34498147Having regular penetrative sex with a man out of her free will and enjoying it
>>34498165MNo.
>>34498139Fuck you, if you get behind the wheel in your condition.
>>34498163>Brew coffee by replacing water with cola or energy drink.nta but that sounds fucked up
>>34498164What about 10 guys but she has masochistically bad taste in men
>>34498169Wrong Mr. Monday.
>>34498125>>34498133I've only ever seen 1 (ONE) female my age room during a school project and it was neat, pinkish and smelled good. I masturbated a few times to the thought of having sex in that room.
>>34498161I sincerely wasn't aware that I was.
>>34498139DO NOT drive while tired. I don't give a fuck if you crash and die because of your own stupidity, but if you crash and kill someone else, then that's a problem. It's not worth it.
>>34497966I do, because half the time I say "hi" in an attempt to get a woman's attention, she jumps startled. Maybe it's not just because I'm black though.
>>34498160No, not really. the only factor I'd consider is if that body count came from being a victim of sex trafficking/rape/etc.>>34498165No, don't be hypocrite.
>>34498165>playersaka. sluts
>>34498165Ja ja, shitty lock and the master key.
May the 4th be with you
>>34498171Not when you gotta drive 2k+ km in one sitting, 15h-ish.
men dont even decorate their roomthey get navy sheets and have one pillow and call it a day
>>34498185>kmput this in real measurements
>>34498125Depression>>34498147I think it's a mindset thing more than a numbers thing
Using this website makes me feel like shit
>>34498186men either have nothing on their walls or hang up pop culture references and/or fanart.
>>34498189Why
>>34498165>>34498169>>34498179>>34498180>>34498181This is not hypocrisy. Men are expected to know how to have sex, and you can only learn that by having sex. Men are ridiculed for being virgins, women aren't. Women USED to be ridiculed for being sluts but with feminism being a loose whore is EMPOWERING.
>>34498190which one are youalso >fanartbig sign of autism /lh
>>34498147Like never.
>>34498165I was called a used-up whore ITT. Am male.I'm just stupid and lack impulse control. >>34498189>using this website makes me feel like shitI use it because I feel like shit.
>>34498191We're all mean to each other
>>34498150>Life is worthless without a romantic partnermight be the most NPC attitude imaginable
>>34498187There, convert it yourself.
>>34498200nta but what else is there to life?
>>34498172"Bad taste in men". You mean, men who treat her badly? I have a problem with them, not her.
>>34498147>teenage years1+ = slut>20s4+ = slut>30s and beyond8+ = slut>double digitmega slut regardless of age
>>34498186I consider my bookshelf and all my various other belongings decoration. Reflecting my personality and interests.
>>34498176Are you going to jail?
>>34498186The only decoration I have is a magazine with Bruce Lee on the cover and a Wheel of Fortune tarot tapestry
>>34498202if you need to be told how to engage with life and find something to do you're hopeless
>>34498165M. Oh, go fuck yourself. Seriously.
>>34498179>No, not really. the only factor I'd consider is if that body count came from being a victim of sex trafficking/rape/etc.So what about Bonnie Blue? She’s fucked thousands of barely legal boys
>>34498199I’m not mean to anyone
>>34498208Nah, just boohooing about nothing in particular on the internet.
>>34498188>DepressionIs there ANY way to help?
>>34498195I have my og bionicle poster in my living room, some dumbass star wars art, and a cute painting I bought from my friend's wife at a craft fair. In my bed room I have a vidya poster and some avatar/anime fanart from various cons. Some I haven't gotten around to putting up. I'm probably gonna toss the star wars stuff soon.
>>34498200I've experienced life both ways, alone and with a gf.Being alone is worse than getting molested. My ex was a cheater and i wish I'd let it slide.
>>34498194> Men are ridiculed for being virginsBy other men. Still doesn't excuse your hypocrisy.>>34498213Uh, obviously those boys would be more of a victim than her? Why the fuck did you bring her up? She's obviously not a victim of sex trafficking or rape and is obviously a massive slut.
>>34498214That's good.>>34498219Damn, I wish I still had mine. And that Pokemon poster with all 151 on them.
>>34498220>My ex was a cheater and i wish I'd let it slide.kek
too many autistic men
>>34498201>deer, roughly 36 inches or 3 ft>2000km = 6,561,680 feet>Roughly 182,268 deerThere, thats much more reasonable than that fuckass measurement system you savages use
>>34498194>Men are expected to know how to have sexBy whom? Women by and large fake their orgasms with their life partners and in male spaces they call anything that might bring a woman pleasure gay and submissive
>>34498225Kek now. You'll get it someday.
>>34498211>if you need to be told your purpose in life kys>if you don't need to be told your purpose in life, blasphemy, kysSeethe
>>34498230once a cheater always a cheater m8
>>34498216I guess you could help her clean it but it won't stay that way.
>>34498230>You'll get it someday.No, I won't. If you ever find yourself saying "yeah I wish I had let her cheating slide! being cucked and just taking it would have been better :///" you have totally lost the plot on your life and have zero dignity as a human.
>>34498222Nta but explain how they are victims? How is an 18 year old lad a “victim” for getting his cocked taken care of by a late 20s chick?
>>34498220>Being alone is worse than getting molested. My ex was a cheater and i wish I'd let it slide.Grow a pair.
>>34498194>Men are expected to know how to have sexOn the contrary: we expect you to be terrible at it. You always are.
>>34498234It was better than being on my own.
>>34498228I like you, no homo. You are fun.
>>34498240>>34498240See here>>34498243It's over 2 years later and my life has been worthless since. I haven't even had a date in over a year.
>>34498243That's embarrassing. Did you ever have any dignity?
more men should post their cool room decor
>>34498243If you are miserable alone you're just going to bring misery to others around you. A girlfriend won't "fix you." A good girlfriend is a symptom of a healthy lifestyle, not the cure for an unhealthy one.
>>34497861Shoots too fast.
>>34498250Too demoralized 2day sorry
>>34498222>By other men. Still doesn't excuse your hypocrisy.Objectively false. When I started my first real job at 21 there was a foid coworker in her early 30s that made fun of me for being a virgin.>>34498229>in male spaces they call anything that might bring a woman pleasure gay and submissiveAnother false statement. Stop lurking TwoXChromosomes you misandrist cunt. Men don't think like this>>34498241Then I hope you stopped having sex with men altogether.
>>34498215Being a murderer isn’t nothing in particular
>>34498211why do ppl treat marriage like it means nothing anymore, marriage is literally the biggest if not only goal in life.
>>34498246Thanks anon, I was originally gonna give the measurement in hamburgers but they unfortunately thats a measurement of weight rather than size
>>34498249I had a pretty little plump gf and the will to live.>dignity I called her a whore when she admitted it. Dignity is a consolation prize.
>>34498259Not my goal.
>>34498241as opposed to the women who are "good" at sex....?
>>34498248>I haven't even had a date in over a year.If you want a new girlfriend, why aren't you going on dates?
>>34498248>my life has been worthless since.Because you are living your life like a worthless sack of shit. Imagine draining yourself over a cheater. Like i said, grow a pair.
>>34498259I think most people's biggest goal is to have enough money to retire before they just drop dead. A partner has to be a bonus not a requirement or you'll never be content.
>>34498251Literally just shut the fuck up. Life is empty alone, no matter how much crap one crams into it as a cope.
>>34498258I'm not one; I'm just scary.
>>34498238Honestly, I probably answered that poorly. But I'm just so confused as to why that guy randomly brought up Bonnie Blue.>>34498257>When I started my first real job at 21 there was a foid coworker in her early 30s that made fun of me for being a virgin.Don't you guys use that shitty Invincible reaction image whenever a woman says "I don't do that/that doesn't happen to me"? Your personal experience doesn't change reality.
>chick I went out with last friday still won't answer>It's been like five or six hours I'm exageratting maybe but I think she didn't like seeing that dating app notification on my phone just as our date was ending
>>34498186>men dont even decorate their room>they get navy sheets and have one pillow and call it a dayI hide all my posters and portraits of physicists under the bed when I have women over
>>34498261Apply the radius and height of hamburger to globe and distance traveled. Easy, i think..
>>34498091Why is she 34 and still have those ugly ass nose piercings?Jesus fucking Christ
Pic related did nothing wrong desu
>>34498147I don't like to think of other women like that. I only judge people based on things they can change, like race and sexual orientation, instead of things they can't, like body count and weight.
>>34498271keep telling yourself that you boring moronic faggot
>>34498257>Stop lurking TwoXChromosomesI don't know what that is, I see that type of content 4chan and xwitter and gaming communities
>>34498268Am I the only man who finds dates difficult to secure? I estimate there's 20 failed interactions for every date.>>34498269>worthless sack of shitHe points one finger at me and five at himself.
>heh men are so bad at sex>men are pathetic for not realizing we're faking all our orgasms>we don't say anything though, they need to get better on their own>but if they get better by having sex with many women they're hypocrites for some reason
>>34498226Well excuuuuse me, princess!
>>34498257>>34498229>in male spaces they call anything that might bring a woman pleasure gay and submissiveThey base their entire identity on being "not a woman" and consider us embarrassing as defacto.Of course they need to all be told to lust over men in order to continue their power structure they've imbedded.Look at how the majority of them are below our middle IQ.
>>34498265then what is?>>34498270thats sad
>>34498250A painting of my gf naked, a painting of a ship, and a print-out of my health test results from 2 years ago when I had 26% body fat.
>>34498279His willpower needs to be studied, because he was raw dogging prime Hapa pussy and stayed loyal to Viltrum, whereas General Kregg smoked a cigarette and bought a motorcycle and decided his loyalty lied with Earth.
Is it normal for your dick to increase in girth in your mid to late 20s?
>>34498186My room currently
>>34498279>Of course I love your mom, as a pet
>>34498285I like how you purposefully left off the part where you think it's fine for men to be sluts but not women. That's where you're a hypocrite retard.
>>34498282Cope harder
>>34498278She looks better than I do at 34. Damn I need to quit smoking and start using sunscreen again.Her jewelry looks cheap and poorly fitted that's the problem.
>>34498251Redditors love spouting this bullshit kek
>>34498272Why are you scary
>>34498284>He points one finger at me and five at himself.Yea yea, whatever. Go sulk in your despair see if she cares.
>>34498289>then what is?Surviving another day without kms.
>>34498271You mad?Get friends, build a social circle. Not all relationships in your life need be romantic- and having those other relationships in place certainly helps getting into a romantic one.
>>34498294Women are pets. What’s the issue here?
>>34498293Nobody here is beating this decor.
>>34498298>reddit out of nowhereHow about you fuck off back over there if you know so much about them?
>>34498300I don't have a cute dog and I talk too much, probably
>>34498295NTA, but how is a man supposed to get good at sex without fucking many women? Especially when women don't stick around with a man who can't fuck (from experience).
>>34498222The majority of men wouldn't mind a virgin girlfriend while the vast majority of women get the ick from virgin men. Men are not making fun of other men for being virgin unless your only point of reference are manosphere retards like Andrew Tate and whatnot
>>34498306Whenever I find out a guy I've been seeing thinks of me like this it makes me want to kms
>>34498273>Don't you guys use that shitty Invincible reaction image whenever a woman says "I don't do that/that doesn't happen to me"? Your personal experience doesn't change reality.ntathis is a dishonest argumentative style because it implies that NO amount of anecdotal evidence can ever be meaningfully justified as a judgement of general social behavior. That is not a fundamental misunderstanding of statistics (as the image you refer to depicts) but rather a casual dismissal of lived experience and the behavior of other people. It's a category error, basically
My 30s feel like my 20s but with money and more responsibility. What does life mean like this? I thought it was all over by 30
>>34498292Maybe if you've got a tumor
>>34498316I think what's going on is that by forcing everyone to go to college, we've prolonged childhood another 4-10 years.
>>34498311This is not about "muh experience male" this is about "if it's acceptable for men to fuck a lot, it shouldn't be a problem for women to fuck a lot either". That's it. Holy fuck.>>34498312Yes I'm aware most men are hypocrites and then are shocked that misandry is a thing.>>34498315>MUH STATISTICSOh right, I forgot, statistics are never wrong (unless they make men look bad). More hypocrisy as usual.
>>34498309Your post is the NPC tier bullshit found on reddit. I bet you felt real clever posting that, lmao. What's your next post? Be yourself because everybody else is taken? Fucking braindead retard.
>>34498302well, i meant goals for the non mentally ill folks, respectfully
>>34498309Kek. I sometimes wonder how anons are so familiar with them.
>>34498295Because women don't need to be good at sex at all, they don't need experience. Men do because that's what women want.
>>34498313...thats kinda hot>>34498306Yeah but you're not supposed to say it out loud, this is a conclusion that like 90% of us make after a couple relationships
>>34498312What's a good point of reference, 4chan incels?
>>34498326>the non mentally ill folksWhy would they be here?
>>34498257>Then I hope you stopped having sex with men altogether.Mm-hm. Yeah.
>>34498316>I thought it was all over by 30Kek, no. It gets fun, just gotta approach it right and not fuck yourself over in your mid 20s.
>>34498323>This is not about "muh experience male" this is about "if it's acceptable for men to fuck a lot, it shouldn't be a problem for women to fuck a lot either". That's it. Holy fuck.Agreed.Now, how are men supposed to become good at sex without having it, when women are, in my experience, eager to jump ship if the sex is bad?
>>34498328No, the average woman doesn't like manwhores no matter how much you like to lie to yourself that they do. Quit justifying being a hypocrite.
>>34498266>as opposed to the women who are "good" at sex....?Correct.
>>34498337The average femcel maybe, most normal women want experienced mansluts.
>>34498330:(
>>34498336You seem to be under the false impression that I was one of these anons posting about "lol men bad at sex". I wasn't, and I'd appreciate you not lumping me in with them.
>>34498324NTA. Calling everything you disagree with reddit, npc, is just as canned and unoriginal as leftist bullshit like "who hurt you?"
>>34498310Do men only get dogs to not seem scary?
>>34498331>People prefer their partner have fucked more than 0 peopleWhy in the fuck?
>>34498292>Is it normal for your dick to increase in girth in your mid to late 20s?Very much not.
>>34498332the vast majority of ppl here are not mentally ill, a lot of you guys are self diagnosed or find comfort in labels.
>>34498304I have a social circle.>>34498301I doubt she cares, friend. >>34498316It is over. But you'll probably get laid more if you put yourself out there.
>>34498324I like how you get mad at me, call me names, and start making up strawmen positions for me, but still can't articulate why my post is incorrect. People don't like to be around depressed, and low self-esteem people. This is not a controversial opinion. It's why people say really cliche shit like, "If you can't love yourself, how can you expect anyone else to?" all the damned time.
>>34498313This is a common occurrence?
>>34498340No they don't, and you're full of shit.
>>34498341:)*gives forehead kiss*
>>34498337Are you serious? Women orbit around 80%+ percentile men with 2, even 3 digit bodycounts.
>>34498344No, I'm just reference an earlier post itt.As far as getting dogs for the wrong reason is concerned, I've only ever seen men adopt certain breeds to look tough. Scarier, even.
>>34498353>*proceeds to spend the next 5 years of my life trying to interpret a forehead kiss from a woman who said she had no romantic interest in me*
>>34498311>how is a man supposed to get good at sex without fucking many women?By actually paying attention to something other than his own preferences, and actually listening.
>>34498347>a lot of you guys are self diagnosed or find comfort in labels.All I know is I'm broken.
>>34498360what makes you say that?
It's way worse being alone than being abused. Women themselves stay in abusive relationships because being alone is a way worse feeling. In abusive relationships, you still get to feel human warmth and affection.
>>34498358I did, she still left because I couldn't hold my nut for 15 minutes of continuous pounding.
>>34498345Normal people don't love failure to launch weirdos. Clearly they're willing to give them a chance but virginity isn't anybody's ideal outside of religious extremists and some mental cases.
>>34498362It's genuinely worse than being molested
>>34498350I've been told this twice. When they're trying to be hurtful during an argument but still. 2 different men. It makes me feel so stupid. >>34498353:/
>>34498348>I doubt she cares, friend.So? Nothing of value was lost. If anything you should be happy that it ended, you lost too much of your time on her as it is. Some of you really have to start approaching relationships as "time is the biggest gift you can give someone", yours sadly was wasted on her.
>>34498323>>MUH STATISTICS>Oh right, I forgot, statistics are never wrong (unless they make men look bad). More hypocrisy as usual.I don't really know what you think I'm arguing or how you interpreted my post but it was invariably incorrect, and your reading comprehension is highly suspect.
>>34498363No, she didn't. She left because you thought that 15 minutes of continuous pounding was what she wanted, and it wasn't.
>>34498354>Muh 80/20 bullshitIt's nice that you lot have moved on beyond shitty blogposts, but studies of questionable quality aren't much better.
>>34498361We somehow drifted onto the subject. Never mind, it's not important. Have fun with your marriage.
>>34498294>>34498306>>34498313If you outlived your human wife by millennia and had to ask yourself WHAT WOULD YOU STILL HAVE IN FIVE HUNDRED YEARS, you'd know that the whole thing is fleeting and while you were her world, she's just a brief part of your life story. But I still wouldn't call her a pet.
>>34498364>isn't anybody's ideal outside of religious extremists and some mental cases.That's a rather sweeping statement.
>>34498369So if I say that men overwhelmingly commit violent and sexual crimes and use criminal statistics to show that, you'll concede to it and not cry "NOT ALL MEN, I DON'T DO THAT", right?
>>34498367It was only wasted time because we broke up.
>>34498370She, quite literally, asked me to do that. She wanted continuous penetration, fucking around with oral and whatnot bored her.
>>34498377dummy, she cheated on you.
>>34498345If he hasn't fucked anyone yet and he's made it to his 30s something is wrong with him. I don't want a defective one I want it tested first. Men with lower body counts are more likely to make it weird and act like you're exclusive and going to get married after they fuck you once. They have no chill.
>>34498354It's weird that you're assuming manwhores must be attractive. It's more likely that they're just not very discriminating and rather deceitful.
>>34498378Not today. Probably not tomorrow.
>>34498376Wait, which men in particular? Do the stats say?
>>34498372whats the harm in talking about it if its anonymous
>>34498381I believe this is an incel talking point.
>>34498380Yes. And I'm alone now. Have been ever since, despite multiple dates and situationships.I do not have the dating capital to be so picky.
>>34498388Are you ugly?
>>34498376Interesting, very nice.Could we get a racial breakdown of those statistics? And no, "hispanic whites" aren't a thing.
>>34498365Yes, agreed. I posted before how constant rejection can be as traumatic as rape and /atoga/ started seething.
>>34498374Love the implication here that (You) might be taking up a non-human wife
>>34498390>>34498391Right here buddy. I know you're such a nice white guy who's pure and perfect by the virtue of not being a nigger, but you're still inherently violent due to being male.
>>34498386not him but the conversations are usually far from productive and often just an easy way to get trolled
>>34498391>Yes black men commit crime at a higher rate to whites in the USIsn't that purely socio-economic factors?
>>34498394https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTW_M_K5nEM
>>34498395Alright, men are genetically more violent and rape-y.As are niggers.Are we in agreement?
>>34498397I dunno, maybe. If that's the case, then it further proves that turning male violence into a race thing is retarded.
>>34498381Foids post this and then call us hypocrites for thinking the lock and key metaphor being a real thing.
Let them thangs flop, girly.
>>34498401No because that violence is also purely socio-economic.Soz sweetie :)
>>34498386It's nothing special or interesting to anybody. Just another depressed retard. Many such cases.
>>34498388I can't with you mate, i explained it to you nicely that you are wasting yourself and your time on a shitty person yet you are thinking with your heart when your head should be the one doing it. Let some femanon talk with you about your emotions and give you false hope so you'll keep torturing yourself.
>>34498400>As are niggers.NTA, but is this really about race if it's only the male ones?
>>34498392>posted before how constant rejection can be as traumatic as rapeHow many times have you been raped, that you feel qualified to make that comparison?
I felt really shitty about my hair all day long and then I got home from work, totally worn out, and my husband came up and told me he liked me hair and the way I styled it today. I felt like crying for some reason.
>>34498404It's not a lock dude it's a hole. If you can't figure out how to open that that's a you problem lol.
>>34498391Black men are convicted (and exonerated) more too tbf
>>34498409Yes, because if your fear of males stems from crime statistics (which is perfectly fine by me), then you ought to be doubly afraid of blacks, hispanics, and latinos, and feel most at ease around (east) asians.
>>34498412>husbandOh no no no
>>34498400Sure, but do you have evidence that there's a special nigger gene that makes black people inherently awful and that there's a special white gene that makes white people wonderful and pure? Because we have evidence that testosterone makes men more violent in general regardless of race.
>>34498407sorry i hope u get better somehow
>>34498412Who asked
>>34498376>So if I say that men overwhelmingly commit violent and sexual crimes and use criminal statistics to show that, you'll concede to it and not cry "NOT ALL MEN, I DON'T DO THAT", right?..No, I wouldn't and I don't care about that. You seem to think I'm trying to engage with you on the basis of some defense of men in some gender war thing. My point had no moral angle or subtextual implicit defense of anything beyond correcting your understanding of the "invincible meme". The meme you're talking about is mocking people for misunderstanding statistical trends as an abstract concept, not the denial of some trends for personal biases.
>>34498399forgot pic>>34498364>>34498381For the moids who don't get it- there's a difference between your expectations of the online friend who's been rated bronze for 8 years and your friend who's bronze but started playing the game a month ago. It's literally the same thing with expecting relationship experience out of someone at 20 vs at 30. "Men want to be a woman's first. Women want to be a man's last."
>>34498422Hey guys have you heard about this thing I have that you don't but desperately want, maybe even need
>>34498412Did you in fact not style it?
>>34498416Why? There are no blacks in my country, and statistically the most likely people to rape or attack me are my white male friends and relatives
>>34498389Yes.>>34498408>false hopeIf there were any hope, I wouldn't be in this position. I'm not trying to get her back.>>34498392If you've never been raped or molested, kindly stfu and be an incel some place else.
>>344984110 times, but I know that rape victims often still have sex in the future. Rejection victims don't want to get rejected again.
>>34498421Nah, this is just who I am now.
>>34498412>husband said he liked messy hairI'm sorry for his IQ loss or autism blindness, sis.
>>34498430no way to know that for sure
Why do attractive black men mog the fuck out of attractive white men?
>>34498424>"Men want to be a woman's first. Women want to be a man's last."That's a pretty good way of putting it. Make all your easily avoidable mistakes before you get to me. I'm not interested in teaching wizards relationship etiquette and excusing dumbass behavior I'd expect from a 22 year old because he doesn't know any better yet.
>>34498427If a person of group [X] commits more [Y] per capita, you are less safe around that person, and thus should be more wary around them.Anyway, lucky you for having none of group [X] in your country.
My wife is finally losing weight bros. I’m so happy
>>34498429The fact that you are equating sex and rape tells us everything we need to know about your ignorance level.
>>34498437Huge W
>>34498431No need to be rude to her just because Charlie cheated on you
>>34498434Chudcel's Paradox: If a white man can't get a girlfriend, it's because all women desire "the BBC," but if a nonwhite man can't get a girlfriend, it's because all women desire white men.
>>34498438nta but rape is literally a form of sex
>>34498436>lucky you for having none of group [X] in your country.My country is almost 50% men
>>34498434Hello saar.
>>34498434>Why do attractive black men mog the fuck out of attractive white men?Why wouldn't they?
>>34498418>"inherently awful">"wonderful and pure"NTA, you're giving away how embarrassingly mad you are when you feel the need to use these terms in an argument explicitly about statistical trends of behavior lmao.
>>34498436>If a person of group [X] commits more [Y] per capita, you are less safe around that person,Kek. No. That's not how statistics work, anon.
>>34498435Sure, but then expect the male to have had a bunch of sexual partners. Calling him a whore for being experienced, something you specifically want, is what's hypocritical.
>>34498443Yes, but less of the really bad ones.I think mine is near 10% of people who rape 2-17x more often than the locals.
>>34498428>I wouldn't be in this positionYou are in this sack of worthless shit position because every new relationship you approach with your ex still being in the back of your head. You are legit retarded if you think people can't pick up on those signals, even the autistic femanons itt would pick up on those signals if you went on a drink with them. It's basically oozing out of you.
I unironically feel more at ease around black people than I do with white people
>>34498449Sounds like Canada
>>34498442You're just embarrassing yourself now.
>>34498440What's the story now? Another repost swiss?
>>34498446I'm mad for wanting a deeper scientific understanding of why black men might be more violent and white men less? Shouldn't white men want scientific proof that they're objectively racially better people?
>>34498433I appreciate you trying to be nice.
>>34498447Yes it is.If group X is in minority but rape more often, then you are less safe around a person of group X.That being said, you may still be more likely to be raped by someone from the majority, group Y.But on an individual basis, a person of group X is more dangerous.These are not incongruent.
Men, you can either choose a woman that is independent enough to need nothing from you, or traditional enough to give you everything she has. You do not get to pick both. Which way?
>>34498455inherently awful and wonderful and pure are not scientific terms and nobody but you mentioned them, so why use them?
>>34498452Norway. Canada must be way more than 10%.
>>34498453
>>34498451Most black strangers that I meet tend to tense up a bit when they first see my extremely white face, but the mood changes completely after we've exchanged a few sentences. I guess my parents didn't raise a racist.
>>34498438It's forced sex but still sex. Anyway, my point is that both can be traumatic experiences, but rejection victims are often insulted and made fun of, the way you're doing it now.
>>34498450She's been out of my head for a long time, and you literally know nothing about dating.I'm in my 30s. Women this age are either taken or playing the field. Men have to lock a relationship down before we get old, or it never happens. You can stop replying now, virgin.
>>34498279He was mean
>>34498451I'm assuming you're not white? Cause you've no idea how often I hear this from non-whites, for some bizarre reason.
>>34498459They're not, but those terms are always the implication whenever men use the "IT'S ONLY THE NIGGERS" cope.
>>34498458I've chosen the independent girl every time.
Femanons, how do you want to meet a bf? What ways are you open to otherwise?
>>34498468Nobody said "its only the niggers" though.
>>34498418>Because we have evidence that testosterone makes men more violent in general regardless of race.Actually more recent studies have cast some doubt on that.
It all depends on what they're wearing. If they dress like a bum and look like they rolled out of a garbage can, I feel uneasy.
>>34498458idc, either is fine
>>34498448Who is calling men whores? 100+ body count sure but who cares for the most part? I don't even want to know his exact number I just want to infer via his sexual prowess and whether he know how to argue productively or not.
>>34498435Personally I'm in a shitty position because I'm now 30 and none of my relationships lasted longer than 3 months. Either I'm too picky and cut girls off too fast or I'm a genius and know exactly what I want. Though of course there's many cases where the girls dumped me. I have a pseudo body count of 3 (one drunken hookup, the others in short-lasted relationships, all non-piv) and early on realized I only want to have sex in longterm relationships so I have basically avoided early sex with girls since then. I'll probably be fine since I'm a really odd "failure to launch" case.>>34498437W's in the chat
>>34498471we bump into each other and he falls on top of me, his hands accidentally groping my breasts
>>34498458I'm very independent but I still long for physical contact and emotional support from time to time.
>>34498467White people seem fake and inauthentic. It’s unnerving. At least those from anglo cultures
>>34498418But you females reward aggressive behaviour more than meek behaviour. The violence is a consequence of that.
>>34498481So you are brown.It really is everyone vs. whites, huh?
>>34498437How much does she weigh
>>34498477The whole argument started because someone posted that men can't be whores unlike women. Because men need the experience to attract and keep foids around. A woman doesn't need that experience hence why it's OK to call femoids sluts when they sleep around too much but not men.
>>34498481This
>>34498479Too unlikely or predatory... Damn.
Not gonna get involved in the gay arguments because gender war shit is fucking lame but I will sayThe attempts to use stats so broadly and brutishly for any reason in places like this annoys the fuck out of me, especially when trying to broadly turn it into a team sport where your side is good and the other side is le bad. These arguments of "men do x violence" or "blacks do xx percent more violence" or "women cheat xx percent of the time" is that it ignore distributions within those groups. This is an inarguable logical hole when you observe the actual distributions your self and realize it's almost always obeys the Pareto principle in some form. Yes, things like blacks being more violent and criminal is obviously true, but even in black american crime stats you still see basically two distinct cohorts due to how stark the contrast is of normal people and what are essentially ultra-offenders. This trend applies to basically all human behavior at scale both good and bad. So when you try to apply it to something as broad as gender or race even when strictly true, it loses a lot of meaning and logic when you look into the stats themselves.With the above in mind please stop pretending you understand stats whatsoever to further the biblical truth of your narratives and just admit you hate eachother or whatever fag shit you wanna get on about
>>34498477NTA.What if he attained his prowess by fucking prozzies?
Why am I so fucking horny
I live in the Lake District of the United Kingdom!
>>34498485Like female journalists in England? I imagine a couple are here.
>>34498458I loved it when>sheneeded me, but what was great about her was that she could function on her own.The correct answer is obviously a middle ground, but if I had to choose one extreme I'd say traditional, because otherwise if she was super independent I wouldn't feel needed in her life.
>>34498491Because you're not bouncing on it
>>34498465>She's been out of my head for a long timeStruck a nerve. Bet you think about her while drinking morning coffee. Is that why your low libido ass would rather be in a relationship with a cheater than being alone?
>>34498484150 at 5’3”. At her peak, she was 180. Her goal is 130 lbs
>>34498483It wouldn’t be if you guys weren’t such genocidal pedophiles desu
>>34498472Then why bring "muh race" in every time women want to talk about violent men? Clearly it's because the idea that men are violent makes you uncomfortable.>>34498482>MUH ABUSE CHAD COPENot even gonna bother with this. You're an awful human being and I'm glad you'll die alone.>>34498489I don't disagree with you, but it's fun to rile up the shitty men who post in these threads. Unfortunately, you're probably just gonna be called Jewish.
>>34498497I’m sick I haven’t eaten all day. I’m weak and horny
>>34498468>the implicationI don't care what implication you believe exists. The debate is the debate and you actively introduced those terms yourself, so the onus is upon you to defend their use, not deflect to the supposed hypothetical third party that is not present in the current discussion and how they may feel when using similar words for their own reasons. That isn't how arguments or logic operate.
>>34498481>>34498483I'm not white but I don't think this. My parents definitely think white people are sneaky, but they're quite old and have stereotypes they believe strongly in for pretty much everyone, even their own people.
How did you get neetbux for your mental disability?
>>34498486Yeah that was bait anon.Trying to claim that the standards are different for what makes someone a slut based on gender is just excuses. If you've fucked 30+ women you might be a slut and that's fine. Requiring previous experience means they're hoping you've fucked like 5 people not 50 lol.
>>34498499Same. You’re happy about the weight loss? My husband won’t stop groping my ass and tits
>>34498503Oh I'm sorry your highness, I wasn't aware that because you didn't use certain exact terminology that you weren't implying exactly what you were implying.
>>34498501No I just hope the women who are afraid of men over stats are more afraid of niggers, spics and arabs for the exact same reason.I'm not uncomfortable with the fact of more male violence. I'm completely in favor of profiling and judging everyone based on what the statistics say about their group. Hell, I'm white and we shoot up more schools, be wary when I enter the library for all I care.
>>34498502You must satisfy all appetites
>>34498437>applause from moids please!Kys, especially if she had your obese children.
>>34498507As someone who’s a former athlete and still emphasizes physical health, it makes me very happy
hey atogahappy dead commie piece of shit tito day
Gender? Would you be interested my idea for a novel/manga Hunkerz? They're not just bunkers. They're homes.
>>34498490Assuming that means prostitutes and I'm going to feel real dumb if it isn't.More embarrassing than being a virgin. I'm never going to directly ask that question though it would be easy enough to lie about via omission.
>>34498515Congratulations :)
>>34498516This is attractive to me
>>34498516nabijem te na kurac. mrš
>>34498516Yjk there's a certain tattoo on one of those cheeks
>>34498491Fap
>>34498516This is a boy, isn't it?
>>34498500This one, indeed. Heard that one a bunch.>>34498504I have my doubts, but alright.
Women, please rank eye colours by attractiveness
>>34498527Which one are you anon?
>>34498519Guess I'm fucked :)
>>34498516Need multilingual gf.
>>34498529GreenBlueHazelBrown is hot too
Women. My Youtube timeline recommended an ASMR spitting video and I'm getting kinda hard. Is this an ick to you?
>>34498522kaj boš nabijal kurba
How hard is it to get a Spaniard gf as a black guy?
Why is the thread so fast, fuck off bots
>>34498530Second anon, the one accusing the other of being a brownoid.
>>34498535tebe v usta al pa rit, lahk izbiraš.
GenderIf you found out the Matrix was real, would you actually want to fight the machines?
>>34498498>low libidoKek. Goodnight, anon.
I survived my commute. I will be sure to go to bed earlier to avoid this happening again. Thanks /atoga/.
>>34498529They're all goodWhat eye color looks best on someone depends on what the rest of them looks like.
>>34498527I've lived in all sorts of places. I'm used to being the only person of my ethnicity and I like to make friends.
>>34498533Hot too, huh?
>>34498540zadrž svoje FDV fantazije zase femboylahko pa ga greš vlečt titoju če si tok fegič za njegayou cant fight your way out of a wet cardboard box, faggot
>>34498500this and im told wypipo dont even season they food?
>>34498489>Pareto principle>In dating and relationships, the Pareto principle is applied mainly by incel communities, who theorize that 20% of the most attractive men have monopolized 80% of women as romantic partners.[33][34] This top 20% of men are referred to as "Chads." They are described as being usually good looking, tall, muscular, and wealthy, or otherwise have high status. Incels assert that these attractiveness factors are based on biological determinism. According to this ideology, men who do not fit this top 20% are destined to a life of loneliness and will never have any opportunities to find a sexual partner or a meaningful relationship, due to this statistical unlikelihood. The vast majority of self-described incels (over two-thirds) agree with the 80/20 rule, in this context.[35]Uh...
>>34498541Nah they're alright. Nothing matters.
>>34498547My converse anecdote is dating a brown girl who could not stand being the only brownoid, ever.We watched Midsommar and the mere prospect of whites living in and all-white community (in Sweden) terrified her.
Ladies, we are SO back
>>34498549>femboyPo dialektu bi ti lahk blo jasn da nism Ljubljančan. Tebe papka bi blo treba nategnat, tak se do tle voha tvojo pičko.
>>34498449>>34498457Those are raping people in their own circles just like whites males do. Should young white women be worried about cops shooting random blacks? They aren't in the demographic at risk. They should worry about things that are actually likely to happen to them, like their own white husbands abusing them physically or sexually.
>>34498541MThe only reason why I would do that is so I could work maintenance on those badass hovercrafts and mechs. Other than that, idgaf, shits all a cycle or whatever.
>>34498551anon i dont think most people would argue the top 20% isnt getting a lot more playthe only pushback is when incels over-read these obvious trends and assume "well then nobody who isn't chad has EVER had sex or EVER will have children" or some shit despite this being obviously fucking retarded and biologically impossible when you observe how human existence operates at a base level
>>34498556obnašaš se že tko. kaj boš nategnu, pizda v lajfu nisi enga udarca vrgu pa boš neki pameten.kaj je bil ata ''tovariš'' da simpaš za titkota, a je partiji pokazal svojo rdečo zvezdico al kaj?
>>34498554>watched Midsommar>terrified her.I haven't seen it but I've heard it's terrifying.
>>34498555>blonde-haired, blue eyed white man is the culprit>sensational, true-crime aspect of the situation alreadyLiberal American white women that like podcasts are going to be absolutely feasting on this for months, probably years. This is like the world cup for them.
>>34498557I don't know the distribution where you live. I do know that in 2009, all assault-rapes were commited by migrants where I live, meaning that if you find yourself on the street at night you know who to be worried about.Are you more likely to be raped by whites, if you surround yourself with them? Yes, obviously.Is a black more likely to rape you? Yes, obviously.Again, these are not incongruent statements.
If I was low-libido, I wouldn't miss rawdogging her so much :(.
What are your two truths and a lie?
>>34498563It wasn't the horror movie part that terrified her. Well, that did terrify her. But she was equally terrified of a white-only community.
>>34498560vidi ga, težek političar a jajca se ti še kr niso povesla. dej pejt jenullu ipd. jajce polirat. ti papak še glaža za kumare ne moreš odpret.
Fat women aren’t entitled to attractive and fit men. T or f
>>34498555how many love letters from crazy bitches do you think he gets?
>>34498557FactsThe overwhelming majority of sexual assaults are intraracial. I'm white so I need to be most afraid of white men. Just common sense.
>>34498569I'm gayI'm a faggotI'm a homosexual
Femanon, what would you do if your boyfriend got drunk and did some really gay shit?
>>34498567ntaBut using stats from 2009 to explain the potential of something happening in 2026 is pretty fucking stupid.
>>34498573Correct, they're not entitled. Fit men have a whole dating app to find fat women specifically.
>>34498572jenull ja. ta je tvoja grupa pobč, ne moja
>>34498575Gotta be b8
>>34498573Nobody is entitled to anybody. It's all just chance if two people meet and end up liking each other.
>>34498579Really isn't when cross-referenced with the broader statistics, and when we now have more migrants than before.The police haven't made a similar statement since then, that's why I don't have anything more current.
>>34498581ka ti veš o grupah sine? prpravlaš se za maturo a pametuješ ko da si od pamti veka na svetu. dej kje si, zdle se prpelem da te nategnem, tvoja mami se lahka postavi v vrsto.
>>34498570>Well, that did terrify her. But she was equally terrified of a white-only community.This is actually not an uncommon thing I have observed a bizarrely high amount of times, and not just in one cultural region or even nation. There really does seem (at least to me, and I actually have lived in a several countries) this sort of pervasive idea that white people are fundamentally different to a lot of nonwhites, and the idea that they are also an ethnic group with their own origins and whatnot is hard to wrap their minds around. I know it sounds insane to say but I honestly have gotten the vibe that a LOT of brown people in the world (especially from places like north africa) see ethnic Europeans as aliens or something. Not in the sense of some reflected form of European racism seeing them as "lesser" or worse but in the sense that whites are fundamentally a different category of being.
Women thoughts on your boobs
>>34498574I'm super sorry.
>>34498592They're free in my shirt.
>>34498580There's an app for skinny boys to find plump girls????
>>34498591Indeed. I asked my girl if she feels more innate relatability to an african compared to a european, and she said the african. This despite her living in a westernized nation (not the west though) and being indo-aryan, with 0% african DNA.That's why I say its whites vs. the rest of the world.
Women, pick any date in the future
>>34498597Uhhhhhhh not yet. But I think you can also use the same app anyway as a chubby chaser.WooPlus, BBWCupid, and LargeFriends.
>>34498600Medjoul tomorrow?
>>34498597Just use tinder in America
>>34498600Warped tour
>>34498563Midsommar is in that genre of movies that's only terrifying if you're a man, but empowering and uplifting if you're a woman. The Love Witch is another good example of such.
>>34498591Are we the elves?
not gonna lie im super fucking grateful that im not a woman solely because of the issue of stalking, that shit is horrifying. I had a mentally ill guy i used to play games with go off the deep end and when I stopped talking to him because of it, he kept sending me pictures of my house through google maps through new accounts he'd make. Dude would even name them thematically around my own usernames, like one account I had was named after a character from a game, and I logged into it and found a friend request from him on an account that was named after that character's nemesis in the series. Thankfully I knew he was my age (like 14 or so) and was too fucking retarded to do anything so I just waited until he gave up but it still makes my skin crawl thinking about it.
Summer is coming up and femanons will be very sweaty
>>34498618I'm gonna smell so moist soon. I'll be dripping.
>>34498548So hot
>>34497505>Gio ScottiShe is fat and her body is blocky. Very unfortunate. And unexpected, considering her face.
Yay all my unit tests pass. I can finally sleep.Goodnight you fucking clowns.
It makes me so angry
>>34498591White people are the default/blank slate people.
>>34498616Yeah, I don't think women have it better. I'm not sure they have it worse either though. Class and what country they are in is a HUGE factor. It's hard to judge.
>>34498630>>>/g/dpt is that way
>>34498630Good night
>>34498632They are default blank to you because you grew up around them. Note that white people are a minority in the world so they are not default.
>>34497511at least the last generation of incels understood that real people should be off limits from their gaze and willingly got obsessed with calling cartoon characters their "wife". And even then they were at least "loyal" to the cartoons. These new incels are a revolving door of obsessions and now they're stalking real women, too. Just disastrous.
>>34498554Oh that is common. I have nonwhite friends who grew up in majority white areas and were bullied by racist people during their childhoods so they get anxious around groups of white people now. Growing up, I had some funny experiences meeting people who had never seen people of my ethnicity before. Nothing bad, just eye-opening. A lot of people don't even have those personal experiences but still feel scared due to stories they hear from others. And honestly it's very natural for people to inherently feel more comfortable around others of similar culture and appearance. >>34498599>>34498591It's definitely a thing but idk about 'aliens'. Some minorities tend to lump most nonwhites together and then white people are completely separate. I think it's more common in progressives and you can see interviews with people where it's so blatantly expressed. But a good deal of people in these more liberal? cities don't really feel that way. You really do get a mix of opinions, but those types are usually never vocal in public.And then you have east asians in the limbo category that gets called on whenever someone needs some extra numbers if they get into an argument
There are two movies I saw lately that convey a universal truth. Get Out and Sorry to Bother You. They are about how American whites are obsessed with American blacks and can't stop thinking about them. But why?
>>34498630gn
>>34498642I never saw those movies. Can you explain?
>>34498642Black projection.
>>34498637They are sure the most popular and widespread around the world, just like the English language.
>>34498644Sorry To Bother You ends with the white CEO physically altering his black star employee so he becomes a mutant man-horse with a giant dick. It's like a commentary on how corporate anti-racism is actually racism or some shit. Get Out begins with a normcore black guy dating a white woman and meeting her family who are weird about him being black and talk a big game non stop about how anti-racist they are. Then at the end it's revealed they're trying to steal his brain along with the brains of other black people.
>>34498642Blk folk are old news. Yts only think about Jews now.
>>34498642Isn't the director of get out half white
>>34498642They convey a truth of how blacks see white people*
>>34498650>>34498642I can't wait for the next step when whites are obsessed with Ethiopian Jews.
Women, how do you know someone didn't artificially inseminate you by putting a syringe full of fertile semen up your pussy while you were sleeping?
>>34498649wasn't it stealing the bodies by putting their minds in them via hypnosis shit as a sort of entertainment/they were choosing fit black people. it's so blatantly racially charged but i thought it was entertaining as a flick. iirc the original ending he was supposed to get shot by the cops before he could kill his gf but it was changed because too depressing
>>34498653white people are obsessed with jews largely because of the influence of the state of israel in american politics
>>34498653In the 2000s they were obsessed with Arabs and Muslims.
>>34498654Because I've never been pregnant.>>34498657Cool story bro, don't care.
I am obsessed with ice cream
>>34498660I am obsessed with you
Do feet fetishists like living in warm places or near beaches so they can see more exposed toe and get erections more from looking at feet?For example, do you think a lot of feet creeps move abroad to work in countries where people expose their toes and soles a lot?
>>34498642Sorry To Bother You was really really good because I expected it to be not good
>>34498659>Cool story bro, don't care.why be rude, i didnt say anything mean or untrue
>>34498661:3
>>34498664COOL STORY BRAH TELL IT AGAIN GET EPIC PWNED
>>34498662Do boob and ass fetishists because butts and boobs get all sweaty?
>>34498664No, but you are someone who whines about muh Israel, which makes you an annoying and boring cunt.
>>34498649Weird, I also didn't even watch black panther.
>>344986680.05 shekels have been deposited to your bank account
Women of /atoga/, there is a nice Italian restaurant I'd like to take you to and treat you to a glass of red wine.
>>34498665Gay
>>34498668>pshht why even complain about [thing]? Lmao that just makes you... le [perjorative]!Oh, I understand you perfectly now. LMAO
What happened to that crazy jewish chick who would go full on bpd mode here and post her nudes and used to be fat
>>34498672
>>34498670>>34498673>The only reason anyone criticizes me is because they're a shillProving my point.
Saucin', saucin', I'm saucin' on youI'm swaggin', I'm swaggin', I'm swaggin', oh-ooh (swaggin')
PSA: Cheating isn't that big a deal. Don't make the same mistake I did and let that break a relationship up, unless you have a lot of options. People get drunk and make mistakes. Especially pretty girls. The odds of cheating in a relationship are nearly 100 per cent.Real life isn't like a romcom
>>34498675You bullied her so now she doesn't post as much. This is your fault.You guys really don't deserve nice femanons posting body.
Gayness is nice but gayness can stop you from doing all the things in life you'd like to
>>34498675i think i remember her, i told her she was being like weird while she was arguing with me for no reason and she never posted again after that i saw but iunno if it was me, if you mean the one from like 10 years ago, i didnt know she was jewish or used to be fat tho, she posted her boyfriend(or whatever) and he was fat if i remember
>>34498679Commit die, cuck.
Why do people fall for such obvious baits
>>34498681Those are NOT the lyrics, chud.
>>34498679Dude, she literally went to three different comic an d anime conventions without you to suck voice actor's dicks with her girl friends and have lesbian orgies in a shared hotel room. To the point that you were left DMing everyone you know for sexual favors because you were just that thirsty. You were not in a healthy place.
>>34498680I really don't want to see nudes of random people here
State genderhow much do you weigh?
>>34498683Stop being triggered. Real life is messy, pursuing perfection is a dead end, I will likely be dead by the end of the year or sooner. Anything else?
>>34498618Do women use any product to kind of trap the pussy sweat and prevent it from getting into the panties when it is really hot?
>>34498671*pouring explosive laxatives into your wine glass*
>>34498569>What are your two truths and a lie?M.1) As a child I received a "Commended" score in my grade 1 ballet exam.2) I once played Caliban in an amateur production of "The Tempest" and was well reviewed.3) I have sung in a choir in Westminster Abbey.
>>34498685Newfag wave
>>34498677>white people are gonna be le obsessed with Ethiopians next lmao!!>well actually theyre upset about a sovereign nation and its government's influence in their politics more accurately>...Oh, you're upset about israel? Yuck!you dont have a "point", you're clearly just resistant to any concept of valid anti-Israeli sentiment on purely emotional grounds lmao.
>>34498679mgk ass post
>>34498692Too little.>>34498689That's a hell of a story, but not mine.>>34498690Nudes are for discord.
>>34498690Then let jesus take your eyesight from you since you obviously don't know how to control your eyeballs from looking at them here anyway.
Screw you. *does a 360 turn and walks away*
>>34498703People were talking about them here for months
>>34498699>>white people are gonna be le obsessed with Ethiopians next lmao!!Yeah I purposefully picked a group of black Jews to combine both black and Jewish people. Nothing deeper than that. You then decided to start whining about muh Israel even though I said nothing about Israel and only mentioned Ethiopian Jews. You're an annoying whiny cunt who lives a sad life.
She had some huge knockers she does that Brigitte
>>34498707Wait black jews are real?
>>34498706*coughcough**tapping the thread title**cough*
>>34498710Yes.
Africa is actually starting to be kind of important geopolitically like Asia was in the past during the cold war, and some of it is developing. African nations are joining political spheres as more serious members.
>>34498710Ethiopian Jews are a real group of Jews yes. I suppose I could bring up Black Hebrew Israelites as well, but no one actually considers them Jewish.
>>34498693>I will likely be dead by the end of the year or sooner.Good.>Anything else?Given the above, no.
I thought jew was just a religion not a people. Like christian and muslim. They are just middle easterners right?
>>34498671I don’t drink
>>34498707you did it because you dishonestly believe "white people" only have grievances on ethnic, racist lines so you can ignore the obvious monumental, glaring counterargument to your stupid ass attitude.>You're an annoying whiny cunt who lives a sad life.its low hanging fruit to call out blatant projection like this but its also very funny
Sex/relationship havers of /atoga/. How often do innocent cuddles become full blown sex?
>>34498715At least I got a ton of pussy first.And you?
>>34498714I consider then jewish to spite jews.
>>34498711Women are you cereal?
>>34498713The biggest concern right now from an American POV is that South Africa is aligning itself more and more with Russia and China. The American government's recent stance of trying to spin land reform policies as racial displacement and genocide isn't helping, as it's simply pushing South Africa further and further into a hostile sphere of influence.
>>34498716Academics call it an ethno-religion. Shintoism is one too apparently.
>>34498722Souper Cereal
>>34498719>How often do innocent cuddles become full blown sex?M. There's no such thing as an innocent cuddle.
>>34498716Jewish is also an ethnic identity, similar to Chaldeans, Copts, Yazidi, and Druze
>>34498716Jews are an ethnoreligious group.>>34498718Oh my god you're still going, get that stick out of your ass.
>>34498722>Women are you cereal?If I've eaten the same cereal all my life, does that make me a cereal monogamist?
>>34498727So when you cuddle your kids or your pets, you want to fuck them? Jesus fucking Christ.
>>34498731no it makes you a cereal slut, i'm sorry. body count ten trillion
>>34498723I don't feel like South Africa really matters. They kind of suck, have nothing special, and are a far away trade route from basically everyone except when the Suez is block or the middle east is unstable. It's really east Africa and the Maghreb region that matter now.
>>34498716Jews are peopleJudaism is a religion
Foids, I don't even know your number! How am I supposed to ask you out?
>>34498716its both. they've been a diaspora for thousands of years but have uniquely managed to sort of maintain a degree of coherent ethnic/cultural continuity. honestly the history of jewishness itself is a pretty fascinating thing to read into, they have things in common with other diasporic populations but they really are unique in a lot of ways.
Woman.
>>34498732I don't have any kids or pets. But I meant that there's no such thing as an innocent cuddle when the person you're cuddling is your sexual partner. (As the question was specifically aimed at "sex havers" I thought that was probably implied).
>>34498716It's both. Not all ethnic Jews are religious, not all followers of Judaism are ethnically Jewish.
>>34498737To my face, so I can show you this fake ring on my finger, turn 360 degrees and walk away.
You can make a tribe/people out of any commonality.
>>34498720A stable relationship with a loving, loyal woman who would never betray me and who I would never betray.
>>34498689>lesbian orgiesNANI?!
>>34498692173
>>34498740Yes
>>34498750You make me happy.
>>34498746I read that as commodity and agreed and then I felt I had to reread that. And now it's not that.
>>34498274>still no answerok its a shame but it's so over.
>>34498748Both partners in this relationship were bisexual. But one was having more actual sex than the other, who was forced to DM people online hoping they were equally thirsty.
moids today you will either complain about how good women have it or complain about how women don't like you GET TO IT
>>34498746Star Trek fans
I wouldn't wish it upon my biggest enemy to be a woman. Quite humiliating.
i wish i had an older bf just so i could bug him with zoomer brainrot bs
>>34498752It a commonality COULD be a commodity.
>>34498758This will be me at 50 with my gen beta gf
>>34498717Booo
>>34498758Literally my relationship.I'm tired of listening to the opinion of literally who on tiktok, followed seconds later by a meme of a fish named Brady saying the alphabet backwards with TTS and reverb farts.
>>34498758skibidiSIXtoiletSEVEN
https://youtu.be/JygrsD9l_xQHow are you masking?
Men, how confident are you that you understand the implications of Occam's Razor?
>>34498747As far as you know, cuck.I understand why you're so triggered, now. I recognize that anxiety. Many such cases.
>>34498694I don’t sweat much
>>34498719The few times I've had sex it usually began with the other person nestling their head on my shoulder or gently locking fingers with me while making direct eye contact.
>>34498766Occams razor is too complicated for me
>>34498748This shit is so gay they look like men, dykes are coping so hard
>>34498759*talking to and singing over food in my head*
>>34498766That's the one I shave my pubic hair with
People used to sort of identity with their kingdom rather than nationality(nationality is basically language and likely genetics but it's really the language) before nationalism. Island nations like England and Japan were national countries accident but more so Japan then England, though there were dalits and zainichi on both islands.
>>34498763how old are you? how old is she?
>>34498767Crazy how someone can psycoanalyze me and my relationship just because their wife betrayed them.
>>34498777accidentally*
Shut the fuck up damn
>>3449877826, 22
>>34498782Who?
>>34498756Great pop-cultural example
>>34498784is 26 not zoomer still?at least in the soul...
>>34498786Everyone
>>34498789I effectively skipped my 20s, so you can consider me a 30 year old boomer.
>>34498782Sorry I like anthropology n shit
>>3449878926 is elder zoomer, but I'm sure another millennial might say that about me (30)
Hello I am 72. In a few decades that is. Still I feel like I am 90.
>>34498789late 20s is elder zoomer you motherfuckers were born in the 2000s or late 90s so you never experience what the 90s were actually like
>>34498794I think the oldest zoomers might be like 28 now
>>34498798relax old man
>>34498779Touched a nerve?I'm sorry.>wifeIt's going to really hit you like a ton of bricks when you find out.
>>34498799That tracks. My little sister is that age and is much more zoomery than me.She also wasn't called a millennial in the 2010s like I was
>>34498754Straight open relationships are really pathetic, because there's so obviously a disparity. Even if they're both bi, she could pull both sexes while he is just pulling dudes.>>34498757I would, because then we could be enemies to lovers, and that's way more interesting than beefing with somsomee random moid. >>34498772You're just a closeted homosexual that sees men in everything. Intimidated by a nice back just because it's on a woman. >>34498800Bottom is cuter, ngl.It's the feather texture.
>>34498798I am glad I never got to experience the 90s. There was war and sanctions.
>>34498783>>34498788>IMG_Hi, Entjee
>>34498765Yeah, this is what happened and I don't think they'll comprehend how they were the skinny dude.
>>34498791I want the opposite. It's why I spend too much time here
>>34498796Hey, ole dude. How's life?
>>34498802>Y-you're a cuck too!>Struck a nerve?>Your wife's a slut, I know it!It really is the shame spiel with you lot, writing blog posts about why cuckoldry is no biggie and then projecting when you're told off.
>>34498805I wish I was a small town hero. But I never made captain of the varsity football team.
I feel like I annoy everyone I know and don't know what to do about it.
>>34498815It's skibidily radical dudet.
>>34498819typical ocd paranoid schizo
>>34498816Triggered asf.
>>34498821Great, but I'm a guy so this isn't nearly as cute. Why did I just reply to ENTJ
>>34498824Concession accepted.
>>34498820Oh no, I'm in the middle eras tour of my life, not a brainlet generation.
i wish i had the power to just make men stripped down to their boxers at will whenever in publicobviously they wouldnt face any legal consequences either,
>>34498823i wish. I think I might honestly just suck.
There is almost nothing worse than sweaty pussy. It's just so fucking strong it overwhelms you and it's the sweat mixed in with her normal discharge just fucking yuck!
>>34498829You would quickly be discovered and hanged to death.
WomenWhat is terrifying to you about the average man? I can understand you wouldn't want to be around a "tough" guy or some criminal but the average man has never assaulted anyone.
>>34498830what are you doing worng
I have a close friend group. We all met in college. Recently the last of our friends got married. So me and my boyfriends are the last unmarried. My friends have started being annoying about us getting hitched. Why can't people just leave others alone? I don't want to be married. We are fine with just this. Should I tell them to fuck off?
>>34498826Why are you so triggered by it? Nobody else gave a fuck about my OP.>it's because you fear being cheated on and know it's probably already happened.
>>34498827Is that hose supposed to be your dick?
>>34498457Your ignorance is painful. Please stop talking.
>>34498833>I can understand you wouldn't want to be around a "tough" guy or some criminalNobody tell him, let him live in ignorant bliss.
>>34498832but why? you'd be that upset i got to see u in ur undies?
Littering is so lame.
>>34498836Nobody gave a fuck because it was stupid
>>34498833>the average man has never assaulted anyone.If only that were true.
>>34498833Basic bitch taste in artNo big passions or obsessionsNot into weird moviesNothing makes me cringe more than watching something unconventional and hearing a "WhoA! This is freaky!!"
>>34498838>NamecallingNeat
>>34498842Yeah
>>34498844Exactly, 62 million men graduated from an Online Rape Academy
>>34498834I don't really know. I worry that I talk too much or just come across as insane person. Conversations with my friends and loved ones are always a bit one-sided, and plans often fall through. I spend most of my time alone at home or alone around strangers.I'm just spiraling and bitching, probably; I don't know. I just don't feel important to anyone.
>>34498836Do you have a worm in your brain or something?
>>34498829Why
>>34498123Yeah it's difficult to think of specific examples, because everyone is different. You're also never going to magically fix whatever anxieties or insecurities she might have. Personally for me sense of safety and security is really important and I think it's a pretty common desire for a lot of girls. What that looks like isn't always going to be straightforward though, and it depends just as much on her own willingness and ability to be vulnerable as it does on you providing that emotional space for her
>>34498842Ever seen a Mexican birthday party in a public park? Absolute hogs.
>>34498833Two wordsStatistics ClassAnd some more words?Your perspective of an average male is just straight up wrong. Your friends are likely covering for some pedophiles right now due to patriarchy structure. You guys really should all be killing eachother as we speak.
>>34498840Sorry I don't make the rules.
>>34498839I said it would be understandable to avoid those. I know some women fetishize criminals.
>>34498850Wasn't this a complete exaggeration made by CNN, who used the entire traffic for motherless as the visitors for a subforum within it?
>>34498850Assault != Rape. I'd say "nice attempt at a strawman" but it wasn't, it was an exceptionally feeble one.
>>34498833It's just the basic fact of how physically stronger the average man is to the average woman, If men were weaker we'd be chilling but knowing what a man is capable of doing at any given moment is unnerving and will always puts me on edge. Men really are incapable of grasping this concept.
>>34498861Yes. The story was shocking enough as is. They really didn't need to do that.
>>34498857>Your friends are likely covering for some pedophiles right now due to patriarchy structureShow me the statistic that says that happens since you clearly took the class.
>>34498854i wanna see men in their underwear and their chest and body hair and see what color underwear they weari love men and their bodies and want to look at them at any angle at any given moment
I have done nothing today but eat and I am exhausted. I don't see how putting a gf in my life will be good for anyone.
>>34498492May i have an English muffin?
>>34498866I'll start with here.
>>34498852you are probably overthinking it but it's possible you talk a lot. you can try to be more mindful of it but i doubt anyone is really hating on you for it
>>34498868Most men are gross looking
>>34498867>Young men that feel lost should go to churchIf they're lost, they won't know where the church is.
>>34498867True. I'm going to after I move.The nearest Catholic church to me has some people from my youth that I'd really rather not bump into again, and I move next month.
>>34498843And they weren't triggered >>34498853Triggered much? Just scroll on, your wife cheating on you will probably never come to your attention. My exgf was just stupid. You've nothing to fear
>>34498863Are you incapable of grasping the fact most men never do violent shit to women? Just because you can so a thing does not mean you always will. You haven'f jumped off a 7 story roof yet but maybe you should since it's possible for you.
>>34498872So how does this make it statistically probable that my friends are covering for pedos?
>>34498862what do you consider assault
>>34498873I try to be mindful of it, and I'll keep doing so. Thanks for listening.I know rationally that it can't be like this forever, it's just got me down lately.
>>34498872Is all rape pedophilia?Where do they get these estimates from and how do you know they didn't pull it out their asses?
>>34498877Anyone responding to you is triggered?
>>34498879These criminals are not in jail. They walk among you.
>>34498869You have to be perfectly self actualised to have a gf, silly.At least, that's what these cucks tell themselves to feel better about posting on a Chinese cartoon image board.
>>34498877>Triggered much?You're just getting emotional. It's clear it bothers you that you got cucked and you are coping by taking it out on anonymous strangers. Incredibly sad!
>>34498888So a) your pic doesn't say anything to that effect, b) they aren't my friends, and c) I'm not covering for them.
>>34498887The ones who are triggered are triggered.
>>34498874the hetero male brain will never understand the hetero female brain when it comes to swooning over men's bodies
I just ate a burger king burger with a lot of friesIm feeling like a bad
>>34498893So what would a "not triggered" response to your post be, according to you?
>>34498887He is really not ok in the head. I think he literally might have a tapeworm tearing his brain up
Genders, can you use chopsticks? It's said to help fight off neurological disease.
>>34498894A lot of us do, but we get called gay for it.We're also just less likely to post about What Women Really Want or whatever than the other guys.
>>34498894But most men have ugly bodies that they don't take care of
>>34498829in my case you'd see this lolhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C56q32NwESY&t=160s
this general feels like a strange mix between stereotypical "incels" and faux-normalfags that get unironically upset over internet arguments and xitter posts very odd culture for a 4chan thread desu
>>34498878You misunderstood me, I wasn't talking about their mental capabilities of doing violent acts towards women, i was talking about their physically strengths which do in fact put them at a huge advantage of doing easy and extreme harm to women.
>>34498895You smell like Onion Flavor now>>34498902It's a funny general
>>34498894That's because you vaguepost instead of actually attempting to explain your view.Women have a tendency to talk with their feelings rather than concrete ideas. Just be clear ffs!
>>34498902Im ignoring all of this and just being sad that my friday date isn't talkin back :( that's 2 women in a row that will ignore me after first date.
>>34498903Why do you fear them if they have no reason to be violent then?
>>34498894We can admire a nice dick. That's why we like huge ones in porn
Please hiroshimoot break the site again so they all leave
>>34498892Next slide
>>34498896Not being so triggered
>>34498900what do you define as ugly? not every woman has the same type. >>34498907how did i vague post? idk what there is to say
>>34498909ntaBecause men have been violent to women even when the women did nothing bad to them.
>>34498913So again, how does this prove that my friends are likely, actively, covering for pedos?
>>34498898I can. I enjoy using them whenever I have an excuse to do so.
>>34498833Nothing, I'm not scared of normal guys in the majority of normal situations. There are certain situations though where I'm going to be extremely, extremely cautious and yes I'll feel nervous or a bit afraid
>>34498915NtaI'm a skinnyfuck, so you won't be missing much lol
>>34498500I like alt white women though
>>34498917Almost all men have never.
>>34498884when I was in college I felt similarly and I flat out asked one of my friends if I was bothering him. He said no, but I try to regulate my behavior more just to please myself
This thread is making me want to stop giving rights to women.
>>34498914Okay, baitposting, I get it.
>>34498909nag but are you retardedjust because you're statistically unlikely to be robbed in atlanta doesnt mean you would feel totally at ease leaving your car unlocked with your expensive belongings in the front seat when visitng it?
>>34498920Same. They're fun.
>>34498869The less we do the more tired we get
>>34498921Thank you. It's pathetic but I've felt kinda shitty today about being terrifying
>>34498872>>34498913Ma'am, you need to stop showing statistics that make men look bad. Only statistics that make women look bad are allowed in this thread.>>34498925Cool, but these threads have taught me that men think it's justifiable to hate and group all women together based off mean tweets from retarded feminists even if most women aren't like that. Since that's acceptable for men, it's acceptable for men to group all men based off the men who murder and rape.
>>34498915Fat, skinny, skinnyfat, basically anyone who's not in shape.
>>34498919You're not looking at the whole picture of male socializing. Shut up for a second.>>34498354
>>34498909well people in general are unpredictable, men and women, but if a woman randomly attacks me, im far more likely to survive than if a man attacks me, hence why i fear men more than i do women.
>>34498895We all have times were we just want to enjoy some junk food and be a fat
>>34498913Makes sense.
Is 1996 millennial or zoomer?
I like being scary though I'd rather that than being thought of as harmless
I miss MKG so much. I hope he is living his best life away from this cesspit
>>34498932No, marshmellow brain. We are talking about how having the ability to harm doesn't equal intend to harm.Are you going to avoid any man bigger and stronger than yourself just because he has the chance of hurting you?
>>34498940>Cool, but these threads have taught me that men think it's justifiable to hate and group all women together based off mean tweets from retarded feminists even if most women aren't like that.I'm not one of the guys itt that pisses you off, but let's pretend for a second that I am:These threads have taught me that women think it's justifiable to hate and group all men together based on mean 4chan posts from retarded chuds even if most women aren't like that.
>>34498949Both.
>>34498949Zoomers began in 1998
>>34498949
>>34498944You have a reason for it then? Why is that relevant?
>>34498949I think that might depend on whether or not you're the oldest child.
>>34498951>>34498952Who
>>34498917>>34498940No it's fair but how can you live your life being afraid of 50% of people?
>>34498931The fact you think someone posting about being cheated on is bait, that's weird bruh.
>>3449896440 year old guy that cheated on his wife
>>34498960>be me>29F>see 45 yo unc>"how do you do, fellow millennial?"
>>34498926I did the same when I was college-aged, and I'm embarrassed that this has followed me into my early 30s.Is this just a trust issue? It's like I can't trust people to be honest with how they feel about me.
what is the limit on waiting on this? One day? two days?>>34498274>>34498753
>>34498979i think it partially is, yes.
>>34498964The man, the myth, the legend.
>>34498981Give it two days.
>>34498936It's understandable, no decent man would want to think that women see him as a monster and I know first hand this place can be overkill if you're having a day and feeling kind of shitty to begin with for whatever reason. Try to remember that the same things that can make some men terrifying, are also the things that make so many other men safe and comforting and electrifying >>34498898Yes, but I'm still pretty dumb unfortunately
>>34498978Older millennials will try to talk to us like we're the same thing, and they do not identify with people that much older than themselves.
>>34498940>Ma'am, you need to stopNo~
>>34498970I've seen weirder things.
Why do women?
>>34498988>Try to remember that the same things that can make some men terrifying, are also the things that make so many other men safe and comforting and electrifyingThat gets directly at what's got me so worried. I can't tell which camp I fall in, and the person whose opinion I'm most concerned about reads this board and has posted here before.
>>34498963I’m the youngest of 4
Women, what's your record number of cooms in a day solo? What about with a partner?
>>34498940May I see some retarded feminist tweets. I want to see what femanons consider retardedly feminist.
>>34498942>>34498872genuinely as a man how do you see this stuff and not wake up feeling immense shame and self hatred every waking moment of your fucking life knowing the truthdo XY chromosomes just cause inherent psychopathy or do they just rationalize it to maintain their sanity for their own self-image internally? im so confused
Moids, here are some date ideas to help you with hat NOT to do for certain signs.
>>34499000Babies n shiet.
what did you have for dinner?
>>34499006>>34499007imagine if everyone was a woman the world would be so chill
>>34499006I was raised up to feel a deep sense of guilt for being white, it would be racist to spread the guilt thinner.
>>34498993Are you taking my pics bv?
>>34498949Zilenial. Within 5 years of the swap are hybrids. My sister that's 3 years younger than me can relate to my sister that's 9 years younger in a way I just do not get and I get along pretty well with the youngest gen Xers.
>>34499011Fthat sounds like hell on earth genuinely. not even trying to be a traitorous pick me.
>>34499006>and not wake up feeling immense shame and self hatred every waking moment of your fucking lifeI did feel that way when I was a teenager and when I was in my early twenties, but I've made enough friends and acquaintances who were women to not constantly loathe myself just for being born a man.I know there are some senselessly violent men out there. It's why I carry a handgun.But I can rest easy knowing that I'm not a creep, that I give no quarter to creeps and that I won't be raising any more creeps. It's all I can do.
>>34499006I do feel a lot of shame for being a moid, but I'm not going to troon out, or anything. What else is there?
>>34499017So what's the preferred male-female ratio?Inb4 20-80.
>feel shame for being bornGOOD.
>>34499007She would bite your dick off
>>34499021F50/50?? Society needs men and women in equal measure.
>>34499006Don't care
>>34499007Can confirm I would cry if a guy wanted me to go bungee jumping
>>34499025He looks like me
>>34499026Right, thought you were with the "fuck all men" bandwagon above.
>>34499025paul dano hotter
>>34499006I need the ones not doing the raping and bad stuff to to bad things to the ones doing the raping and bad stuff with full support of the law or we are going to go extinct.
>>34499017Why
>>34499002If you're not antisocial and don't behave violently towards others (outside of reasonable circumstances like self defence or it's part of your job or certain sports), and if you don't give off obvious signals that you could go off at the drop of a hat, then you're not terrifying. Are you afraid she's going to be terrified of your posts?
>>34498982Hopefully identifying it will help me get over it because fuck me this is no fun at all.I've already been constantly reminding myself to take what people say to me at face value, but it just isn't enough sometimes.
>>34499026Also technically we don't, baby-making-wise. Makes me wonder at what ratio the current world order actually breaks down.
>>34499025Dog ass haircut
>>34499014Of course I stole your sailor moon react~
>>34499031Fi just got here. i dont know those women
Honestly, why aren't women pro-gun and armed to the teeth? Colt made us equal. He can't rape you if his cerebellum is across the street.
>>34499036because most women are heterosexual and some of them are very competitive towards other women and dealing with that in saturated amounts sounds horrible.
it is frightening that now matter how blatantly and intentionally you try to make a baitpost ITT it always gets a ton of sincere replies, like it actually is not possible to lay it on too thickly here
>>34499029We both wish
>>34499049Breaking news niggas are retarded There's been a lot of bot traffic recently so that too
>>34499049Sometimes I larp as an incel despite being in a relationship.
>>34499039pretty sure the whole female only baby making thing is not very sustainable on a worldwide scale. nothing is as efficient or cost effective as the old fashioned way.
>>34499037Yeah, I worry that she thinks I'm a creep or a dork and is just too afraid to tell me to fuck offI worry that me posting here as much as I do amounts to encroaching on her space too
all men and women are monolith
>>34499044because they invest in shitty amazon tasers and pepper spray instead i hope to get one soon though, my dad wants to get me a small one
>>34499006Because I'm not doing any of those things. Do you feel shame for the overwhelming amount of women that get wet over criminals?
>>34499006Ideally being "one of the good ones" should give you enough peace of mind to function.>>34499044Men have much stronger grip strength than me. Unless I'm quick having a gun on me just gives the guy attacking me a free gun. If fleeing is not an option I already lost the fight.
>>34499055No but you don't need one man for every woman either.
>>34499057Get a grip pussy
>>34499004idk, probably not more than 5 solo. Maybe 20-30 with a partner? I've never counted
>>34499049Every board on 4chan is like this in 202X
state genderrate my movie library so far
>>34499049People think my sincere post is bait
>>34499010It's embarrassing but sandwiches. Not really a proper dinner but I'll do better tomorrow
>>34499062I mean you're supposed to draw and backpedal while magdumping, and have enough distance to do so.Edge cases like that aren't a good reason not to.
>>34499068unironically trash im not even joking
>>34499042
>>34499068MExcellent taste.
>>34499068too many word
Are there women that actually want or prefer a virgin man the same way some men prefer a virgin woman?Also how would those women feel if a man had showered naked with a woman but didn't do any sex stuff with her?
>>34499068>Heathers>School of young murderersWhyI just watched big trouble in little China the other day
>>34499068Mhavent seen 90% of it because film is (often) a shit medium for sincere art, and almost all film fans are pseuds with no taste
>male>don't drink or smoke >use recreational drugs occasionally (ketamine, LSD and mushrooms primarily)I decided to stop drinking a while ago. I abhor tobacco. I'd say I use psychedelics maybe once a month. Stimulants on special occasions, once or twice a year. I feel like this is far less than the average person drinks alcohol. Would most see this as a cause for concern? I tend to view drugs on a cost/benefit ratio in regards for my health and alcohol is extremely low on that scale despite being socially acceptable How much
>>34499063hmmm this is getting out of thought experiment territory and into your fetish/trauma/some of both territory. conversation over.
>>34499081Religious girls maybe, but then it shifts to "why is he a virgin? Was it due to religious beliefs, or would he have plapped the first slut that came his way if given the chance?"
>>34499067the election really was the final deathblow to this website in a lot of ways, unfortunatelythen again i still find myself returning to /lit/ and other such boards every once in a while, no other site really replaces the things i like about 4chan even at its worst
>>34499007So Geminis literally can't sit through a movie?
>>34499070It's good enough for now, anon. Did you at least get some veggies on them?
>>34499081Women don't have the same virginity obsession that men do.>>34499083NTAHeathers is good if you like dark comedies.
>>34499090Same page. It's my favorite website even though it sucks. There's nothing else like it.
>>34499081it doesn't matter and also remember that women don't know anything you don't tell them
>>34499044I'm not necessarily anti gun but I'm fortunate to live somewhere where I'm not always having to fear for my safety
>>34499071>and have enough distanceSee the thing is I would have to train extensively to get myself to pull the trigger before it's already too late and I've lost control of the situation. I would rather carry something non lethal that I'm more likely to use. I don't even think I can get a gun in my state, was hospitalized for a suicide attempt a while ago.
>>34499089NAG but thisI was a virgin until I was 26 and I made a very foolish mistake of telling the truth which was that 2 girls had asked me out in high school/college and i either turned down or quickly broke up with them due to being kind of a sperg. admitting this in the early stages of dating someone makes you look far worse than I imagined it would so I don't bring that up anymore
>>34499094I loved Heathers. It's probably best to watch it as a teenager.
>>34499094I know it's good I'm wondering why they changed the name of the movie in spanish. I hate you. Like I get that the name Heather probably isn't common but it seems like a weird swap.
>>34499058/atoga/ is a monomyth
>>34499094I don't think it's an obsession for most men as much as a principle.
>>34499099nta but feels dishonest to have a piece of information about yourself and guarding it specifically because you feel it will not be treated well obviously this is a core part of social interaction (for good reason) in most of life, but surely intimate long term pairing and bonding is a different game, no?
>>34499057Being a creep or a dork isn't terrifying and social discomfort isn't terror
>>34499104what you disclosed wasn't an issue, just a teenaged moment. it is likely she broke up with you for some random other or possibly personal reason. not your fault
Men what would you do if your gf moaned the name "everett' during sex? no its not an ex
>>34499068Female, I don't think I've seen any of those except for Bugonia which was great. I love all his movies
>>34499115I'd probably stop fuckin and hit her with>Everett??
>>34499115Plap her until I hit the reset button
>>34499115Kill myself
>>34499115I'd probably grab her mouth and start fucking her harder while telling her to repeat my own name
>>34499115>man this "everett" must have a pretty small dick, poor guy
>>34499022I'm ashamed of being a man, I wasn't ashamed of being a boy. I think there's a difference.
>>34499111I disagree. There is some stuff I simply wouldn't want to know. Also, I try not to operate under the idea that my spouse owes me full disclosure of everything just by merit of intimacy. I prefer to believe that I have earned the truth through being trustworthy and easy to be open with, and respect that there are some things I am not meant to know and that is part of my spouse's personal agency.
>>34499113Alright, noted.
Women, what's something big a man with little to no means can do to help?
>>34499110No, it's an obsession, the Madonna Whore Complex is a thing after all, and I imagine toy have it.
>>34499130That's a shame. I think that if you do your best to be a good man, you have a lot to be proud of.I think we lift up men as a whole by being good men.
>>34499093Had a simple but good salad, yes and sauerkraut on the sandwich so I think that makes it a little more healthy. Did you have something good for dinner? Or got something planned to eat?
>>34499134Learn active listening.
>>34499130Are you a bad person?
>>34499137I had this dish in the pressure cooker that had chicken breast and rice with lots of vegetables. It was pretty good and simple to make. Your meal sounds like it was good and well-rounded. Definitely not something to be ashamed of
>>34499110NTA but I suspect for a lot of the guys online who harp on about it, it's actually about ocd and autism
>>34499010I'm gonna go grab a hoagie.
>>34499142Not especially. But I'm no hero either.
>>34499074Ew, don't @ me
Would society be a better place if there were stores for finding gfs?
>>34499121
>>34499135>the Madonna Whore ComplexBuzz term which you don't even know the meaning of.If anything it's the opposite. I don't want to love someone that I find to be the "whore". An obsession would be if I think about it all the time and couldn't get it off my mind. It's a principle because I just don't want to sleep with a non virgin. That's just my choice and opinion on the matter.I genuinely never understood why women have such a problem with it. Especially if they see virgin men like me as unattractive losers. You wouldn't even want anything to do with me in the first place so why care about my standards?
>>34499147Do you want to be a hero?
>>34499150why dont us women get a store for bfs too?
>>34499004High 20's, I think. Aside from food, water, and bathroom, I was going at it for like 9 hours.
Do fat women need bigger cocks?
>>34499132>I am not meant to know and that is part of my spouse's personal agency.I guess that's where it becomes a bit of a difficult issue for me, because if in my head the thing in question would certainly be seen negatively, i feel like a fraud or liar for presenting myself as something else. I mean after all, at some point based on the thing in question this necessarily must become true. If you were married to a black woman, would it not be dishonest to hide whether you are a white nationalist? Can you hide murder so long as you resolve to never kill anyone again? I guess my point is that clearly some forms of dishonesty are seen as acceptable but it can be very tough mentally for me to find the line in my head of "this is ok to hide or not share", and its hard to tell where that line ends and my own projection of values/shame begins.
>>34499146What will you put on it
>>34499153>Especially if they see virgin men like me as unattractive losers."But women" isn't an argument anon. Also "I demand a virgin" is an unrealistic standard that becomes increasingly unrealistic the older you get.
>>34499144Or religious reasonsOr they just find it off puttingWhy is there such an attack on men like this? It's not the same as a woman's standard for height or dicksize or whatever because men are actually getting rejected for these and are struggling to find even one partner.The women that the virginity standard affects are ones that are already having partners so they are not at risk of loneliness like the men are. Plus virginity is a choice and physical traits are not.
>>34499151much obliged
>>34499163NTAIt says a lot that the first thing "MUH VIRGINITY" guys do when criticized is to start crying about "MUH CHAD".
my chadginity
>>34499162>But women" isn't an argument anonNo it's a question. I am pondering.>"I demand a virginNo one is demanding anything. Are women demanding tall men come to them when they don't date under 6ft?>but womenI am trying to put it into perspective here. This is the gender themes thread so it's fair to being up women's standards too and compare them.
>>34499168How so?
>>34499166wtf this place is unsettling now, used to be comfy
Should I play some project zomboid
>>34499159I think those are fringe hypotheticals and wouldn't really happen. I think you're concerns dip into moral scrupulosity a bit. No one who loves you will expect you to be a saint, they just want you to be as good as you can be. You have to ask yourself if what you're about to admit has any bearing on your current relationship, and if it is relevant. You aren't on trial when you're being loved.
>>34499161A bunch of cured meats, oil and vinegar, oregano, lettuce, tomatoes, pickles, a bunch of peppers, provoloneI didn't realize until I got home that I didn't eat much today, just some pretzels and carrots
>>34499155No one would buy me though
>>34499176mmmm sounds amazing
>>34499174Yes
MenWould you accept a GF who only enjoys sexual intercourse if it is rough CNC? (not trauma related)
>>34499044>Honestly, why aren't women pro-gun and armed to the teeth? Colt made us equal. He can't rape you if his cerebellum is across the street.I don't know how to use one. There's pepper spray, brick in the bag, fork, and I've always wanted to buy a bean bag. Tbh sometimes men/guys are weirded out by me, that's a good thing.
>>34499168I think it's because those traits you deem Chad are usually the standards a lot of women have and is just the most common comparison to make because everyone knows that these are common "demands" from women when seeking partners.
>>34499175>I think those are fringe hypotheticals and wouldn't really happen. I think you're concerns dip into moral scrupulosity a bit. No one who loves you will expect you to be a saint,tits not scrupulosity when you are or at least have been a legitimately bad person, im just being honest with myself >inb4 why try to get into a relationship then if you were a bad person because i want things to believe things can eventually be different, and im too afraid of dying to kill myself if that ends up not being possible for me
>>34499180I probably would, but I'd take a while to get comfortable with that.
>>34498857Meh.I'm not a statistic.Statistics lie about reality.Statistically, it can make sense to let go of an unlikely caught fish in order to more likely catch a fish. In reality, if you are holding a fish, you don't let it go.Also, very rarely do families actually have 2.5 children.Me and my friends would likely out and reveal a pedophile. I definitely would. But I'm an outlier in many ways.>>34499006>genuinely as a man how do you see this stuff and not wake up feeling immense shame and self hatred every waking moment of your fucking life knowing the truthI don't feel shame or self hatred for the acts of others. That's insanity.I don't engage in hatred at all because it's retarded and pointlessly detrimental to oneself.I feel bad when I inconvenience others and of course get those pants of cringe for mistakes.Why? Do you feel self hatred for the literal whores (as opposed to the insulting term) who victimize men? Some leading innocent men off to be murdered in slums for their pocket money?That seems odd to me.
You can look for answers, but that ain't fun. Now get in the pit and try to love someone.
>>34499177well.. what r ur stats?ur pros and cons?
>>34499180rouch computer numerical control?
>>34499178Yeah buddy I'm about to demolish that shit
>>34499170>>34499183>Are women demanding tall men come to them when they don't date under 6ft?See, but you are saying "but women" because the first thing that came to mind was height queens. Ignoring the fact that height queens are nowhere near as common as insecure short men like to think they are, wanting a tall man is still a more realistic standard simply because there are more tall men out there than people who are still virgins as adults.
>>34499190Get that trash out of here
>>34499180The only CNC I care about is C & C Music Factory
>>34499185Moral scrupulosity literally does twist your self-image into believing you are irredeemably bad though. People who are bad like that aren't feeling guilty about it. They're thinking about how to get away with doing it again. You also described having hope, which is not misplaced and better is possible.
>>34499191My pros don't really matter I'm just not a very good person.
>>34499202spill the beans then, let me hear it
>>34499180fuck yeah CNCHow many axes? My machine can do three
>>34499202anon stop that negative self talk
>>34499197Both
>>34499150will the west ever catch up to superior Japanese fashion?
>movie about 2 couples>the guys aren't as hot as the women, in fact they are not hegemonic>women on reddit talk about how this was a movie written by the guys just in order to be partnered with hot womenwhy are those women saying those things? art is just art
>>34499203Yes
>>34499210a lot of the stuff that's popular in japan right now is completely shapeless
>>34499210I see white women dressed like this pretty often
>>34497485just chiming in to say how much i despise women because that's how lonely i am i fucking hate that i want attention from women but i also hate how this makes my hatred insolvent since if i ever get it it'll wash away. but i feel secure in knowing that i'll never get it, that i'll be alone for my entire life until the day i die and that women will always see me as nothing or loathe me because i'm a man and because i want to have a girlfriend and that's a crime. having a girlfriend isn't a crime but wanting to have one is a crime because one must first justify why they should deserve one. well i don't deserve shit but i still have wants and desires and women at all turns seek to demonize them and this i hate, this is fucking annoying and fuck you. i won't be replying to whatever bullshit retard normgroid replies i get i just wanted to say this.
>>34499197You sound like a boring cunt.>>34499211Schlubby dudes pairing themselves with hot women has always been a thing in movies. What are you talking about?>>34499216Holy shit capitalize your Is you mongoloid.
>>34499220>Schlubby dudes pairing themselves with hot women has always been a thing in movies. What are you talking about?I mean Ive been told women don't think in terms of leagues, have different tastes and stuff.
>>34499215Must be nice. For me it's either slutwear or wallmart-core
I still point the remote at the TV even though I don't have to anymore. :x
>>34499180no not even in the slightest, but i am also kind of a pussy and maybe most men wouldnt agree with me?
>>34499194>height queens are nowhere near as common as insecure short men like to think they areI wish you were right but nope there are stats for it and it's a common dating app trope for a reason. Don't act like a lot of short men aren't struggling to date and don't get swiped on. There are literally height filters on dating apps and it's extremely common to insult a man for his height.>wanting a tall man is still a more realistic standard simply because there are more tall men out there than people who are still virgins as adults.So why are you so concerned with what a supposed small minority of men have as standards? If it's so rare to find adults that are virgin it shouldn't be something that you so often see criticized.
>>34499180What's the point of pretending to rape someone?
>>34499180No. My part in that is a performance and I'm not usually going to be up for it.
>>34499227Why not?i thought men liked dominance, especially in the bedroom. CNC is a man's wet dream.
>>34499215Same but I'm not a guy and I wish I could pull it off too
>>34499224I don't know what point you're trying to make, and it seems like you just want to start a fight for the sake of starting a fight.>>34499229>Everything I don't like is the JewsAmazing how only 10 years ago it was "Everyone I don't like is a Nazi".>>34499230>MUH DATING APPSWelp, you're a retard.>So why are you so concerned with what a supposed small minority of men have as standards?Because these same men claim that women have ridiculously high standards while at the same time having far more high standards than women. You don't get to bitch about women's supposed standards while having far more ridiculous ones yourself.
>>34499235im not sexually dominant in my self at least ithink, not that i physically couldnt do it or whatever but it would be a total act, im just not wired that way I dont think. At least not enough to enjoy getting into character for that sort of thing anyway, it is just totally unappealing to me.
>>34499232its a turn on of mine, im not sure why, just the intensity of it all sounds so hot
>>34499143That sounds great, you can never go wrong with chicken breast. I've never had a pressure cooker, but I do shredded chicken breast in the slow cooker all the time
>>34499158No, but they deserve them.
>>34499235>CNC is a man's wet dream.CNC is a woman's idea of a man's wet dream.
femanons, what propaganda have you fallen for?
>>34499248interesting what is the real wet man's dream then?
>>34499241>ridiculously high standardsNo it's not a high standard if it's something you yourself posses and something literally every single person also does at some point and could keep if they wanted to. It's a high standard to demand something that is geneticallt rare like certain face features and ratios, race or height that were never your choice.
>>34499235>CNC is a man's wet dream.the median male is extremely turned on by the idea of the woman enjoying sex, and conversely is terrified and humiliated if he thinks she didn't enjoy sex with himif anything, CNC might be one of the least male-prone fetishes on earth
>>34499252women suffrage
>>34499253Men aren't a monolith, no dream will be shared by all men. That's what makes it a woman's idea, because she thinks all men must share the same dream.
>>34499252Makeup and anorexia
>>34499261okay then tell me yours
>>34499262what a handsome man
>>34499210I saw more women dress like this when I lived in the city, funnily enough.
>>34499266It’s her to you buddy loll
>>34499254Yes it is a ridiculously high standard to demand a virgin when most people aren't virgins by the time they're adults. But I can already tell you're never going to concede on this, so enjoy never finding your dream virgin trad wife and dying alone.>>34499259>it's not even like a hate thing bro, it's just an observationStop being coy and just say you hate the kikes. You're on 4chan you know.
>>34499262Is that Hunter Schafer?
>>34499255>if anything, CNC might be one of the least male-prone fetishes on earththen how come when it comes to actual rape, its vast majority men who are rapists than women?
>>34499264Aggressive lovey-dovey cuddling shifts into playful flirty wrestling filled with spontaneous laughter and enthusiastic consent as it turns increasingly erotic.All smiles.
>CNCI wouldn't mind but...
>>34499273>A random Harvard paper by a retard is proof of a grand Jewish conspiracy!You're a genius and definitely not a retard.
>>34499275Yes
>>34499155I think we would get something more like an animal shelter than a store lol
I see it's that time where men pretend they jerk off to the most vanilla and wholesome porn ever and only women have degenerate fetishes.
Had a dream where some hacker sent mi dick pics to a femanon
>>34499285She’s so hot. Truly, an Aryan goddess.
>>34499163Well yeah, cultural reasons too, which is partly why I was never interested in dating outside of my own general culture. Finding it off putting is kind of what I was getting at though, a degree of physical revulsion involved around sex. I'm not attacking anyone over it though, everyone is different and other's people's personal lives aren't anything to do with me
>>34499270>Yes it is a ridiculously high standardI don't think I would fit into being high value and a high standard for being virgin myself. Again, not the same as other more superficial high standards.>so enjoy never finding your dream virgin trad wife Where did I say trad wife? You have this preconceived image in your head that you need to shatter. I am not after a trad wife and to live in some swiss hillside with 12 kids. I just want someone like myself.>and dying aloneI genuinely unironically would rather die than have sex with someone that I wouldn't feel like was the right one. I don't see why I need to have sex no matter what.
>>34499291I've secured the dream packages.Contact in 3
>>34499301Why are you rewarding the attention-seeker?
>>34499150Why's she dress like a little girl at 36
>>34499312Post more of these redpills.
>>34499276Well its a fantasy v.s. reality thing. How many women into CNC are down to get violently raped irl? Obviously we can assume the number is zero, or extremely close to zero. Real life rape is committed by lunatics with personality disorders trying to harm or control woman, most of the time. I don't think it usually takes the form of "i have fantasized about this for so long omg this is so hot i NEED to do it". The pathology of the antisocial criminal is probably 1000x more important to that caricature than the probability of CNC fantasies. Obviously the above is purely speculative but I just don't see them the same way.
>>34499312>>34499314>Tweets from random retards are redpillsBut if I say that men hate women based off 4chan posts, I get screeched at and told "not all men". Why is that?
>>34499313Why don't you?
I'm kind of tired, do you girls mind being less horrible people tomorrow? On the male side I'd like my professor to be nice to me tomorrow despite how much I've fucked up.
>White people this>Black people that>Something something Jewish people I'm so glad i've grown past twitter culture wars. I focus on what actually matters.... Women not being into men
I ate some spicy food with beer yesterday, and now I shat my guts out, burned my anus, and I feel frail and my joints are all sensitive.It's over.. I've fallen.
>>34499310I was thinking this
Do periods really make women moody? If that's the case why not let everyone know when's your period so we can tread lightly?
>>34499322Can ya'll stop posting not nice things at us then? Like you as a collective?
>>34499308From the same telegram group probably, here to shit up the thread
>>34499327Take a multivitamin for men.Drink some electrolytes.
>>34499329Yeah, we get a surge of testosterone then so of course we become more emotional..
>>34499327Welcome to adulthood.
>>34499322Yeah the thread seems pretty horrible tonight. How did you fuck up?
>>34498981alright, if she doesnt answer in a day or two I'll write her about some movies we talked about and ask her out
>>34499327Drink some water, have some plain toast and maybe a banana. You'll feel better soon and ready to do it again next weekend
>>34499311ntai really dont see how criticizing the stereotypical affluent Jewish humanities professor or political scientist think tank employee, or AIPAC representative is asserting some sort of spooky conspiracy. They are a group of people with a generally consistent set of views, and they actively lobby the government for things they want/publish their beliefs in things like journals and articles. Every group does that, the only real issue is the awkward relationship of Israel and America making it (obviously) culturally difficult to criticize the idea of Zionism in the post-WW2 western world. Obviously some of the redpill sentiments go far beyond that in their analysis of "jews literally run the world they are our eternal evil masters".
>>34499252Male rights
Do women like vocaloid or touhou more?
My stomach hurts from everything I eat these days
>>34499329Because outside of intimate relationships, that's weird and no way to live
Reminder that Hebrew is a colonial imperialist language. Please use only safe space appropriate languages such as English, Spanish, French, Portuguese, Dutch, Mongolian, Turkish, and Arabic. These languages are empowering and anti-colonial.
>>>/tv/220295643do women find this funny? even if the guy has the same body as their bfs?Im asking because Im skinnyfat and have a gf and wonder if she feels like my body is undeserving of her secretly.
>>34499349whatd u eat?
>>34499329I'm moody the week before reallyThat just sounds like it would piss me off more than being normal
>>34499351Could you be a bigger crybaby if you tried?At least none of those other languages are conlangs.
>>34499347Fvocaloid. but both are awesome
>>34499353A cheese and cracker
>>34499354Are you on the week before your period?
>>34499345>i really dont see how criticizing the stereotypical affluent Jewish humanities professor or political scientist think tank employee,Literally all affluent humanities professors and political scientist think tank employees are like this regardless of if they're Jewish or not, but the Jew seethers only pounce in on the Jewish ones because they have a narrative to push and will purposefully ignore the non-Jewish ones. Also most liberal Jews are critical of Israel and Zionism, so it's even more laughable that you'd associate woke liberal Jews with hardcore Zionist Jews. If you dislike Israel/Zionism, you should associate with woke liberal Jews.
>>34499320I'm male for one
>>34499358mouse diet
did any other country have this alien fad on fries and stuff?
Sucks that my hair is falling out
>>34499358Are you pregnant?Lactose intolerant? Do you over eat the day before? Stress? Stress in your relationship? Stress in work?
>>34499329Yes but more than that my boobs hurt really really badly and I feel tired. My moodiness usually manifests as anxiety instead.
>>34499359No I probably ovulated last Thursday, ask me again in 5 ish days.
>>34499326Nta but just because you hate one side doesn't mean you have to support some other shit team. Total retard.
>>34499365No
can we pls stop talking abt jews and instead talk abt the handsome white men itt
>>34499329>Do periods really make women moody? If that's the case why not let everyone know when's your period so we can tread lightly?Yes, it's no excuse to behave or act that way, but women apparently and supposedly do that.
>>34499363Oh yeah, big time. Little green alien stuff was all over the place in the 1990s.
womenwould you still love your boyfriends knowing they have testicles in their bodies?
My boobs used to look great before and during my period. Now they can’t even muster to be sore. Useless retards
>>34499371It is.
men are so unhygienic
>>34499372Yea>his cute feet
>>34499363Like putting plastic toys on fries that you eat?
>>34499378What ?
>>34499380Men shower more than women
>>34499382he’s cute but man has his content become just pure npc slop
>>34499380Their hygiene confuses me.My ex's hair and butthole are probably almost always cleaner than his hands.
>>34499376Yes, his testicles are sexy
>>34499380But I shower twice a day and scrub all my body on my morning shower
Have these threads become worse or have they always been like this?
>>34499352You know you can work out right
The anime guys on my TV sure do yell a lot.
>>34499389You're also an npc thoAnd paywalled probably
Women save me pls
>>34499380Maybe just the ones you're around?
>>34499360>Literally all affluent humanities professors and political scientist think tank employees are like this regardless of if they're Jewish or notOf course, I wasn't trying to imply the opposite. I even tried to point that out with "all groups do this" but you felt it wasnt important I guess. >Also most liberal Jews are critical of Israel and Zionism, so it's even more laughable that you'd associate woke liberal Jews with hardcore Zionist Jews. If you dislike Israel/Zionism, you should associate with woke liberal Jews.Speaking from personal experience as an actual person who lives in Virginia and works with academic types, lawyers, consultants with the government, lobbyists, etc - this is flatly untrue. Even when it seems totally out of line with their other stated beliefs as people, its pretty uniformly "but thats different" with regards to israel, immigration, foreign influence etc. Obviously there are exceptions etc but your understanding of that world is simply incorrect. They wine and dine with literal IDF officers, advocate pro-Israeli defense policy, offer consultation to pro-Israel candidates for government using US tax dollars, etc. It is just the simple reality of that world. That is to say nothing of the overt zionists I meet regularly in my work.
>>34499396degrade me more valky....
>>34499398*holds your head under holy water*
>>34499377How did they change?
>>34499402Hold my head on your boobs instead
>>34499403NTA but they get swollen and sometimes very painful due to the hormone changes
>>34499393Worse in the past few days
why did men stop dressing like thisbring back qt nerdy white dudes
>>34499400Yeah I'm calling bullshit on your claim, especially when 99% of anti-zionists think "being a zionist" is merely being okay with Israel existing as a country.
>>34499385Stress is causing your stomach ulcers and pain
>>34499408Because they graduated and got a job
>>34499408Tranny
>>34499377Massage your boobas
>>34499400>>34499409What an unbelievable exchange. Zionists are funny
>>34499332We should breath positivity and support. Be the love you want to see. Embrace connection, hope and faith. Find happiness within yourself and you will radiate peace and growth. I have struggled, hurt and experienced the sadness only to realize thst it is in inside of each one of. We must reflect the positivity inside us.
Femanon, what foods do you crave while on period?
>>34499417Yeah this site is populated by bots
>>34499415Literally proving my point that anti-zionists call everything they don't agree with "zionism".
>>34499412what a shame>>34499413geez i barely say anything itt and always get called a tranny, what gives? (¬､¬)
>be me>play game with friend online>we play for 2 or 3 days>be me last night>come down with flu>temp hits 101°F>tell friend>body aches, headache, coughing, and in bed all day>friend calls this afternoon to check on me>doing better but still feeling sick>he asks if I want to play>sure, I’ll be on in an hour or so>I get on>message friend and call>no answer but he’s still onlineWhy does he do this to me? It’s not the first time he’s ghosted me. Surly he can’t be that oblivious.
>>34499398What’d you do this time
>>34499422Im a humanoid. but dont doubt it.
>>34499423You're a self-admitted Zionist, Mr. unironically supports Israel.
>>34499426i keep getting more responsibilities at work and i have no idea what the fuck im doing :\
>>34499430That's a femcel
>>34499400NTA but what do you do work?
>>34499432Oh shit, ahaha.
>>34499419Ice cream and mexican Anons cinco de mayo is on taco tuesday this year.
>>34499417Like I wanted?
>>34499433>>34499429>>34499419Bunch of esls too
>>34499433Probably lobbying or academia in the public policy field
>>34499430I don't actually give a shit about Israel. My point is that people who seethe about Jews and Israel are so fucking annoying that they're unironically compelling arguments for Israel.
>>34499419I'm on the pill so I don't ovulate, but when I'm off it I tend to crave either chocolate or salty stuff. I'm not normally a salt person
>>34499394Yes I know, so what
>>34499431Have you tried screaming into the void
>>34499419Chocolate mostly. Sometimes ice cream.
>>34499437Dunno who (you) are but.. sure?
>>34499442That's an impressively online opinion you've got there.
>>34499409You don't have to believe me, of course. I was just sharing my personal experience and why I pushed back so harshly on your arguments. >"being a zionist" is merely being okay with Israel existing as a country.To be entirely honest, I don't really give a fuck either way about the state itself or its existence. I was talking about my experiences with my professional/social life. My experience with Israel is framed entirely through the lens of working with (mostly American) Jews and Israel as being simply another policy issue that gets argued about endlessly. >>34499433Dont wanna get too sharey but I'm a consultant for an aerospace company, I used to work on civilian jets. One thing led to another and now I put on a suit to sit in teams meetings in my apartment.
>>34499445Its exausting but sometimes makes me feel better, so do that if it works for you.
Women, when you are making out and kind of headed to 2nd base does grabbing you by the pussy actually work?
>>34499443>I'm on the pill so I don't ovulateevil evil medicine
>>34499403They don’t do anything anymore
>>34499449Do you wear your pants on calls
>>34499436Eat tacos with spicy guacamole!
>>34499438No, just tired and my adhd medication has worn off
>>34499447Yayyyy
>>34499444So do that instead of being a gay retard
Damn. This is what women have done to men that are still out there. They are so beating down they aren't even going to try anymore.
>>34499453Does for me
>>34499453No.
Genders, do you have a type? What's your type? Are you open to people outside your type? How flexible is your type? Why did you develop this type?
women is plap plap actually enjoyable?
>>34499455What did they do before? You said they looked better.
>>34499467I heard many of them hate that sound because it makes them very self conscious.
>>34499410Or maybe im lactose and gluten intolerant now
>>34499449That's a weirdly unnecessary way to describe a standard job using irrelevant details but okay, I believe you
What does it mean when a man’s friends are all cheaters?
>>34499471You are constantly stressed and riddled with anxiety don't lie
>>34499352How do you see that and think "misandry"? Like, he's being portrayed as a nice guy (non-derogatory) but not she's not into him and so the bug people kill him.But yes, skinnyfat is one of the worst things a man can be.>>34499419>what foods do you crave while on period?Carbs. I could crush a whole loaf of sourdough if I wanted.>>34499453No, unless you have tiny, presidential hands.
>>34499474Means he's at the very least going to leak your nudes to be able to suck off his friends.
>>34499469When they got sore they looked rounder
>>34499474Nothing bad but it also means nothing good
>>34499454I'm quite happy on it enjoying amazing sex, but thanks for your input
>>34499453Don’t grab me or my cat ever again
>>34499475Ive always been like that but it didn’t always give me stomach issues
Is it possible to e-date a guy with ADHD?And if so, how do you keep his attention?
>>34499466FI have no type. If we vibe, we vibe
>>34499479How big are they?
>>34499485Jingle jangle jingle
>>34499466u already know
>>34499473What constitutes "necessary" in this context? I was just sharing a bit about myself because someone asked.
>>34499485Lmao
>>34499466MI don't really have a type either. Looking back, none of the women I've dated have much in common.
>>34499488Ask your dad
What post did he read?
>>34499479Have they really ever looked like anything though
>>34499466Looking back I definitely have a type, although I don't think I really recognized that I did when I was single. I was always open to dating whoever I liked and felt chemistry with, but I guess I did have certain traits I knew I liked and guys with those traits that I also felt attracted to tended to be a certain type
>>34499494I just called that guy's dad and he told me they were small after he asked how I got his number
>>34499483Maybe it's all in your head.
>>34499489>>34499492Go ahead and trample on my dreams why don't you
>>34499499Gtfo
>>34499470It’s their fault for having such a wet and gushy pussy
>>34499419SALT!!!!! miso soup, kimchi, olives, onions sauce, ramen broth, anything like that. and also milk
Who up starring they wars?
>>34499483Now it's gotten worse and it's catching up with youWhat do you even have to be stressed about you got what you wanted
>>34499507like mac n cheese?
>>34499504Oh sorry, did you not come with boobs?
>>34499504Edating is insanely and completely retarded
>>34499505Do you prefer this one?
>>34499466I had a strong unexpected 11/10 crush on a girl in my mid-twenties that didn't work out partially due to our social networks sabotaging things, me not making a move when I should have or as fast as she liked, and my IQ dropped 50% whenever she was around. I got over her when I realized she was a crazy person when her friend group voted it was okay I dated her and then tried to set us up, and then were all clapping and congratulating me after we went for a drive together which they assumed I would just confess my love to her, make out, and then she would break up with her taller boyfriend she got to make me jealous. I'm open to girls besides her type but I can't help but feel like something is missing since I don't feel that intensely about anyone anymore even though this experience was insane, and makes me feel like I must have hallucinated it when I retell it. Her boyfriend at the time was in the background as everyone was clapping and congratulating me too just standing there. Probably for the best that didn't work out.
>>34499516JH seeing a post about her uncle
>>34499490No, I don't, Anonymous, if that is your real name.
>>34499499BV's posts
Selective mute gf, yes or no?
is there a 4chan like website but for mature neurotypical people
>>34499525idc
>>34499485Why would you want to edate anyone. Seems like a huge waste of time
>>34499503Maybe it’s you
>>34499510Not me, but I do like a good star war every now and then.The last time I watched Revenge of the Sith was during an acid trip, and I was convinced as I was watching it that Ewan McGregor was playing Obi-Wan as a character that was aware he was in a bad movie.
Who's in the wrong here?I feel like this is normal highly social rural behavior and the woman is being a big city antisocial tist. Or am I wrong? I might be.
>>34499513What, so I just keep sending him boob pics?>>34499515How do you know if someone's the right person to uproot my whole life 3.5k+ miles away without e-dating first though
>>34499466MIdk. can you have a type if youve never dated
State genderDo you have a fictional universe you like? If so, share the ones you like and why you like them
>>34499526Small forums that I won't tell you about.
Do you respect women?
Femanons, would this work on you?
>>34499525no i dont want someone with obnoxious mental issues
>>34499528To know if they're the right person to date irl?
>>34499537No
>>34499533You can but it's probably like a cartoon character or based on a girl you just sat near in school or something. Freud would have some more guesses.
>>34499529It's my fault, damn. Maybe you need to a stomach massage
>>34499534Mthe one where i'm happy
>>34499531Moids. Why do you do this? This is unacceptable.
>>34499538why do u assume its a mental illness? maybe she just has nothing to say
>>34499536I don't really respect most anyone but I'm nice to people and care about their feelings within reason of practicality.
>>34499544tldr?
>>34499537No. I'd look at a small dick on an adult consenting man that I also consented to seeing.
>>34499522What Is Your Type S?
>>34499525yes
>>34499544I have never and will never get out off my automobile to chat up a stranger. hell to even talk to someone i know. if im driving i have places to be. ill wave if i even notice them, then vroom on by
>>34499531She could profit from this AND help people
>>34499545then you would say, "a girl who is quiet sometimes" and not "selective mute" which sounds like some kind of autism symptom
>>34499545That's not what that means
>>34499547Running into someone's private property on a returned wave. Like wtfI live in a small town. I even visit the rurals for delivery. This is not a thing and mega creepy. Right?
>>34499550rude
>>34499536Someone behind me or something?
>>34499549Like conscientious art hoes, I guess.
>>34499531I agree with you completely and scoffed audibly when I got to the part where she complains about performing free emotional labor.You can't really blame it on the city, either; that's all her. I've come across plenty of people that friendly and eager to talk in America's largest cities.
>>34499466pale white/latina chicks with dark hair and nice legs
Women, how do you avoid masturbating when you clean your pussy in the shower? Like, don't you feel the showerhead on pulse and just go "whelp it feels fucking good, lets get that bitch on there till I'm moaning like a nymph."
tfw I will never be a humble homesteader with a giftshop and tip jar that random people come by to talk to like an Oracle of Delphi
>>34499562How do men avoid masturbating when they hold their penis to pee? See how dumb that sounds?
>>34499562I take baths and just do some flipping through the pages. No urge, medical brain on.
>>34499562this is like asking how men dont get aroused when they ring out their foreskin after pissing
>>34499561in padame inspired wedding dress
>>34499562I'm too busy thinking about how much of a failure I am and contemplating how and when to end it all to feel horny. I shower in boiling water for like an hour until the suicidal ideations melt away
>>34499565I jerk off sometimes when I hold my dick to pee. That's where the lyrics "one shake is fine, two shakes is okay, three shakes you're playing with yourself" comes from.
>>34499531if this is real(it's not) she's humblebragging
>>34499572the lyric? i thought that was just a funny saying old dudes would tell you in the bathroom
>>34499572You're making the rest of us look bad, herr koomer.
>>34499569sure
Hello /atoga/. Since OP for this thread is gone >>34499160What is an internet cuddle session? I want in on the grift.
>>34499556how is that rude?
>>34499577>>34499579I didn't make it up.
>>34499583because i implied shes not mentally ill and ur saying she is
>>34499585I think you are replying to the wrong person
>>34499466MI like white girls with big boobs.I'd date a white girl with small boobs.Depends on how I feel about her.>Why did you develop this type?I think I just like big boobs.
>>34499531Like most posts r/two extra chromosomes, it's probably fake and written by a man
>>34499584Anon I've heard that song a million times I'm calling you a weirdo for jerkin it any chance you get
>>34499466my type is pale with short black hair and skinny with small boobs
>>34499586dangit
>>34499584The ancient words are lost on the young.
>>34499500Yet you want to see them so bad
>>34499549I guess just like a highly open-minded and conscientious woman. They don't have to do art.
>>34499466Mousy white girls.
>>34499511You're so understanding and empathetic anon, how do you do it
>>34499584that phrase predates whatever faggy pop song that is by decades,
>>34499596>Mousyany examples?
>>34499594Not him but me too desu>>34499597He keeps a dossier I think
>>34499419Not sure if I have cravings? I hate eating. Maybe salt and chocolate like some of the others are saying.>>34499466I used to think I did but now I think it's just men with prominent brows that have cute smiles and aren't fat.
>>34499592so youre mentally ill, AND retarded kek
>>34499562Let me guess, your next question will be how turned on do we get while inserting a tampon
>>34499602guys help im being bullied
>>34499594>>34499597You're fun to bully. Besides I'm not wrong on either account
I feel a lot better, anons. Sorry to blog. Realized a lot tonight. I probably would have felt like an 8/10 about her or something if things went smoothly and boring even though I thought she was ridiculously anime tier cute looking, and she hid all her flaws really well. Maybe I would have ended up unhappy and disappointed even.
>>34499602bullying is WRONG
>>34499180I hate women like that, no
>>34499607Genuinely fuck off
>get sunburned on scalp because i'm a light hair thinning motherfucker>hurts for days>decide to vigorously brush hair, extreem scalp pain>doesnt hurt anymore 30seconds lateris this badmy head literally doesnt even feel sunburned anymore
>>34499614No. You HELPED me tonight. Lol. And you're still all fucked up! HA HA!
>>34499607Hwhat
>>34499180oh yeah, ill be very liberal with my feeds and speeds if yaknawhatimeen
bluvak and s should become bf gf
>>34499599I can't really get anything close to what I'm thinking of on a search engine, but kind and softspoken women with brown or dark blonde hair and cute faces who wear a lot of layers
>>34499621I have a crush on Anonymous THO... so mysterious and enigmatic.
>>34499604don't bully him !!! bullying is very uncool(I tried my best)
>>34499486Yeah that's some fucking bullshit. I hate word "vibe" it's such nonsense.
>>34499622That's not mousy. You want a slackercore comfymaxx humble gf with celtic or slavic ancestry.
>>34499617You brushed too hard and got to your brain. It's ogre. Permanent nerve damage
>>34499531No those guys are Steves. (My mom's neighbor who used to watch us sunbathe on the pool deck in the backyard until my mom told his wife and she yelled at him).I've made friends with old men before and there is a definite line between "would if he could but knows he can't so he's trying to have an actual concersation" and "would if he could and knows it isn't going to happen but wants to monopolize her attention for as long as possible to make himself feel better"Like the first type of guy is happy to talk about tomato plants and will ask about my cat and the second guy just talk about himself while his internal monologue just keeps going "I wish she would fuck me".If you're needy and have poor social skills people aren't going to enjoy conversing with you that's all.
>>34499625woah bro, the vibes are off in your post. we aint vibing rite naow. this simply isnt a vibe. and i oop
>>34499621HOL UPPAUSE THE SHIPPING
>>34499626You know what, sure. I want a slackercore comfymaxx humble gf with celtic or slavic ancestryYou're honestly right on the money
>>34499534MThe one where I can be with herIt keeps me going
>>34499630accept ur government assigned bf>>34499623accept ur government assigned gf
Men:What do you most want to hear a woman say to you when you're upset/angry about life? >Something cute to distract you>Helpful suggestions>Agreement and aknowledgement>Something else?
>>34499630god she was so sweaty in that movie, made my pants feel too tight if you know what I mean
>>34499562>showerhead on pulseI don't power wash the thing I basically don't use the head with the hose unless I'm trying to masturbate in there.
>>34499635I just want a hug
>>34499619The thing I wrote
>>344996352 and 3 pls, or whatever she can think of for 4. 1 would annoy me.
>>34499639Too far away, not possible. What's your second option?
>>34497485erm any girls ovulating?
>>34499635I want physical affection (hugging and cuddling), as well as just words of endearment and encouragement. I usually know what to do, my options just tend to suck.
>>34499635I just to rest my head on her thighs while she rubs her hands through my hair.I hate talking about my problems because from my POV I just sound like a bitch.Physical touch/reassurance is what I seek.
>>34499634Help! I didn't do nuffin! No! AaaaaLast time you guys said to do this it completely went to shit! I don't wanna!
Hi
>>34499644>encouragementEncouragement to take it easier on yourself or encouragement to push through?
>>34499606Omg you want to see them you imagine them in yopur mind
>>34499643I got my period four days early, idk what's going on
>>34499562I don't want a UTI from rubbing soap into my pussy.
>>34499650;)*click-clicks with mouth**dual finger-guns even*
>>34499650Suh dude
>>34499647She's too far away for touch, pick something else.
>>34499643Nope
>>34499640Which one
>>34499642oh I guess something cute to distract me
if i had a bf i'd put silly socks on his penis when he’s not looking
>>34499651Both, honestly
>>34499662I'd use my abdominal muscles to make my dick fling the sock off. Owned
>be moid>look down>dont like what you see between your legs>make it everyone else's problem for your entire lifemany such cases.
>>34499662If I had a bf, I'd braid his hair like this.
>>34499662boys can see out of their penis, that's why it's called a one-eyed snake, it's like women and the back of the head(that's why girls have long hair)
Just realized that me getting a fever is going to make me even balder in the coming week
>>34499658>She's too far away for touch, pick something else.Fuck idk, maybe send a letter talking about how much you care about me?It's something that I can hold that was written by you so it means more than just words on a screen.Me bitching over a phone or computer screen just sounds even worse.
>>34499666>bf >long hairno thanks
>>34499660hwhat? the one you replied
>>34499675Oh, I thought you didn't crosslink previous context?
>>34499658This is exactly why edating is subpar at best and usually a huge waste of time. Men want to feel your body and cum inside you when they need comforting and support. Sex is therapeutic for them
Genders? Are you "mentally ill"? How? Why? When even?
>>34499673You can have all the short haired regular moids to yourself.
>>34499669Nice
>>34499681>Are you "mentally ill"?yes>Why? When even?i watched too much porn growing up and it made me utterly neurotic and paranoid about having a tiny dick
>>34499676Oh I made a previous post about some girl I was stuck on and compared to every woman I've met since
>tfw the only women that like men with long hair are mentally ill and terminally online
>>34499685>i watched too much porn growing up and it made me utterly neurotic and paranoid about having a tiny dickThat shit starts early for a lot of guys. I remember when I was in high school that a couple of my friends called another guy "five point five" and laughed in his face about it for over a year. I thought it was weird as fuck
>>34499689well whats stopping u from just cutting ur hair lol
>>34499687Oh.....
>>34499681FYes. I've been diagnosed with depression, anxiety, and autism. I most likely have other undiagnosed conditions.
>>34499689this is a good thing btw
>>34499652I thought I was imagining a man. Why don't you send him another one he probably also got confused
>>34499691ive never actually seen any other men in person talk about it that does sound weird, yeah
>>34499673>no thanksLong hair bros, it's OVER.
>>34499681MI'm perfectly fine :)
>>34499635when i'm upset about life the last thing i want is some foid pestering me
>>34499685You can recover from porn if you stop. After two years you will basically be factory reset. It's unironically the motion of the ocean if you hit a certain threshold length, and most men are bad at sex unless they are currently sexually active, and even a lot of those men are, I'm pretty sure.
>>34499681I'll find out again. Might be showing more ptsd/adhd currently. But also I think ai altered my brain chemistry by taking cow pills for almost a year now.
>>34499703dont take cow pills, i think
>>34499681Female, technically I guess but I don't identify that way. Adhd, anxiety, and used to have a lot of struggles with food, eating, restricting, purging, etc. It's all because of the underlying adhd though
>>34499699i just personally like scruffy boy haircutsbut ur hair is still very beautiful anon, especially the color :0
>>34499635I want you to be concerned about me, and ask "what's wrong," so i can say "haha nothing, just tired" and politely avoid you.
>>34499706No. If I don't take cow pills, I die and get extremely bad inflamed acne.
why can't a magic woman just appear and fix my every problem why is this world so cruel
>>34499662realistically theyd fall off
>>34499681MI'm neurotypical, just a loser by luck and lifestyle and not a chemical imbalance
>>34499709And then what happens?
>>34499694I think these kind of labels can interfere with addressing you specifically upon introspection even if they can be useful for communication, saying you have depression for instance can make it hard to just suddenly start being okay, and thinking maybe you are okay can lead to actually just becoming okay most of the time. But like don't lie to yourself. Make a list of your actual problems and solve or understand/reinterpret them one by one. Sometimes thinking about a problem makes you remember you actually have more problems though but eventually you start shrinking the list. Sorry to rant.
>>34499702yeah i dont disagree man my main issue is that i am clinically right on the border of having an actual micropenis
>>34499713pp too small or what? i can buy smaller socks
>>34499716nothing. we drift apart until we are total strangers and never talk to each other again
>>34499710Oh. Please state diet lifestyle.
>>34499719no my penis. i have penis-fall-off-when-sock-is-put-on-it syndrome.
>>34499718Go to South Korea
>>34499722very sorry to hear that anon, i wish u a speedy recovery
>>34499681FI've been depressed for as long as I can remember. I was diagnosed with Autism at 4. I've been diagnosed with BPD, PTSD, and GAD. I developed an addiction to benzos. And I'm lowkey a hypochondriac due to several near-death experiences as a child.
If the moid is upset, I just say "poor thing, world's a fuck, I wish I had magic powers to change that but since I don't, I will just suck your dick instead". Works basically every time.
>>34499727does this still work if u bake him some pastries instead of sucking him off
>>34499707There's gotta be more unless you felt like a retard over ADHD so look for control in other areas to prove to yourself you're not. Also sometimes people just lose weight and look way better and everyone notices and then they get addicted to that stimulus or feel anxious that people won't like them as much if they go back. Or whatever. I'm sorry. I'm working on less than a paragraph.
>>34499728Not nearly as well.
Documentary on the atogan mating ritual
>>34499728You can do both, you know.
>>34499721Trying to eat greens while doordashing diet combined with occasional low sodium high protein.
>>34499735but sucking penis is against my morals
>>34499725What was your homelife like back then? Sometimes kids can just get set on a whole path of interpreting the world and themselves a certain way and to do otherwise feels abnormal even if possible. Also don't be addicted to benzos.
>>34499727Maybe not the infantilizing part lol, but yeah basically
>>34499738:l
>>34499742What were you even expecting
>>34499738i mede chicken chickpea curry
>>34499746what is your body type like
>>34499741You will come to like it. >>34499739Then you better learn how to bake some top notch pastries.
>>34499747With cilantro? (Corriander)
>>34499746I have seen you post what you eat before. Also do you drink sugary drinks like literally at all ever at all or consume any processed sugar on a somewhat regular basis?
My name is a verb
>>34499748Idk.>>34499752
>>34499753Chase?
>>34499697Why are you so hung up on this idea that I'm a whore who sends nudes
>>34499753Bob
>>34499753Discombobulate
>>34499753joy
>>34499753Mine's a DC villain.
>>34499758Bob is SHORT for that. If that's it than I win too.
Maybe I', just losing more hair because of my period :| this is so stupid, wouldn't my body want me to be at my most attractive at all times? Why let me be ugly. i am an evolutionary dead end
>>34499753Jack (my peanits hehe)
>>34499752Occasionally. Because I forget to eat and need it.Normally on these pills I haven't had any acne problems at all. But now I'm next to a source of relatively fresh water and millions of boogs raring to chomp my sweet flesh.
My name is a city :D
My name is nothing
>>34499763hair itself is vestigial in the age of clothing. it serves no purpose. it is useless decoration atp.
>>34499767>tfw I trusted a texas city named moid onceNever again
>>34499767atlanta
>>34499766You don't need itYou can make your gut bacteria crave different foods and not like others but it takes a lot of timeI drank a whole 2 liter of pepsi in an hour before, but now consuming lots of sugar kind of makes me want to throw up
>>34499771This bitch got plapped by a nigga named Austin
>>34499771im a foid so dont worry >>34499772no, sounds like a stripper name desu
>>34499776Wrong actually
>>34499772I was going to type that
>>34499771i have a cousin named austin. he probably has a massive benis. verythings beigger in texass...
>>34499770I'm bald and it does protect you from the sun THO that wasn't an issue where my bald ancestors came from. I wonder if my thick eyebrows are to make up for the lack of sweat-sponge on top of my head.
>>34499732Basically yeah, since puberty I have always felt like a retard and I do have control issues. I get called a very high masker but obviously it catches up with me sometimes lol. I also grew up doing physical training in an very intense environment that is heavily associated with eating disorders and so it intertwined with that. My brain is just wonky but it could be a lot worse, I really don't have any right to complain
>>34499767carson
>>34499773I usually sensory seek if I have enough freedom in meal choice.
>>34499767Ho chi Minh?
>>34499767this bitch is named brooklyn. basic ass white girl name
>>34499780are you ok
>>34499782Did you do well early on and struggled later? I have been diagnosed with ADHD. Are you a ballerina or something? No pressure.
>>34499787>>34499783wrong and wrong
>>34499789yesh i liek thpo rhing i'm okaye. you dont have toeerow abouyt me
Everything state gender state name and state social security number! :3
>>34499766>Because I forget to eat and need it.Nobody needs soda. Come on. It's terrible for you.
>>34499792IT'S DISCOMBOBULATE! BOBBROS!!!
>>34499795MQuinn Armstrong782-99-9543
>>34499795:4l
>>34499763Turns out physiognomy was right all along.
>>34499794ok babes
>>34499767This bitch named Rio de Janeiro
>>34499784I'll be here if/when you're ready, probably.
My name is slang for a prostitute's client, and it was chosen by a man whose name is slang for the victim of a scam
>>34499770Its my only redeeming feature
My name begins with an "s"
>>34499763It's probably my fault desu
>>34499756Just another way to pick on you. And it's funny to watch you lie about blatantly obvious stuff you yourself said
>>34499806same name
>>34499806john and mark?
>>34499740I guess relatively normal up until about 3 or 4 years old, though that's probably more to do with a toddler's lack of self-awareness. There was a lot of physical and emotional abuse. A lot of neglect in every capacity. I very seldom felt safe or comfortable, and the times that I did, I couldn't even enjoy it because I was too busy worrying about it being ripped away. There was some sexual abuse, but not from family. I ran away a lot or would just stay gone for days at a time, so food, shelter, and hygiene were insecure. All in all, it wasn't very good.
>>34499809stephen? sean? spencer?
>>34499809And it's the Irish version of a Hebrew name that means "god is gracious">>34499813Yop
>>34499809shartpholomew
>>34499717I kind of get what you're saying and I have my criticisms regarding modern psychology, but I have struggled with obvious problems ever since I was a child. I've tried to get a psychiatric evaluation, but all the places near me are booked.
my name stars with a d
>>34499809Sauce
>>34499809Sertraline, for how much serotonin you allow my brain to recieve
the shortened verson of my name is like a badass main character name but the full version of my name is something the annoying nerd kid in middle school would have
>>34499821Holy shit I want to name a kid Sauce
>>34499796I do also sometimes forget a caffeine. I did without it for a while and now I'm back at it again somehow. But now I'm out of creamer so I might feel bad tomorrow. I hope I can make it.>>34499805Here for what?
>>34499807Haven't you complained about it as well
>>34499771>>34499776>>34499780She's clearly talking about Fort Worth
>>34499823guy named bartholomeu
>>34499751I forgot to pick some up at the store and what I had in the fridge had soured.. so no. did have fresh butter and cream
My name rocks
>>34499829what the fuck I just thought that and then was like "wait bart isnt a badass character" so I stopped myself
>>34499832Ram Ranch?
>>34499825Nobody asked but I've decided that his middle name is Woodtip
You are all terrible at guessing names.
You're in a horror movie type situation, you're locked in a mall. You and your friend are separated by one of those chain doors that mall stores have. The killer grabs your friend, and makes this offer: if you stay and watch, you'll get a five minute headstart to try and hide or barricade yourself somewhere. They're magically bound to honor the terms of the deal. Your friend will die regardless.Post gender, and do you take the offer?
>>34499752I may drink a soda twice a year, at most. I enjoy alcoholic beverage moreso; within a responsible consumption
>>34499830But cilantro curry is best. Dangit.
Dildos vs real penis?
>>34499832Stone
>>34499833I think I flipped it we might have the smae kind of stupid
i'm going to fap to this tall brown woman and then go to bedbon voyage
>>34499832*lois voice* Peeta
>>34499814You're gonna have a real big list of problems to work through, and it might get worse before it gets better, but you can shrink it eventually, and it will feel better as you do. Mine childhood probably wasn't as bad due to having a lot of adults that were willing to put a little effort each into raising me, but I can relate a lot. I used to keep my eyes closed when I woke up as a kid, and played this fun game where I guessed where I was waking up at. I usually won. I was pretty good at it, but I got it wrong sometimes, especially in the beginning, which is why I started playing the game. Sorry. Just relating, I guess.
>>34499837shut up sydney that is a stripper name
>>34499838f, nahI use the time it takes him to kill them to get away
>>34499844do your friends think you are secretly a cat too..?
>>34499826Gastronomy
>>34499838Lmao. Try and hide? He better have a gun. I'll be using improvised weapons with two points of advantage.
>>34499848it does start w an S so ur close but still wrong
>>34499837Some of the anons got mine
>>34499851Um. I'm not sticking my phone in my ass.
>>34499850that has not come up yet. I don't think so
>>34499842boiling water for the laundry over open fire
>>34499853Your name is clearly Satan's Kingdom, MA
>>34499855Saucy baka
Hey, femanons. I've been getting into esotericism recently, and is it ok if I try to remote view your boobs?
>>34499857hopefully soon, fellow stupid
>>34499855was it me :0?>>34499815
>>34499853Slut
>>34499855you spam it here 24/7...
>>34499852Horror movie type situation, I pray for your ability to defeat Michael Meyers or Jason Vorhees or any such person
>>34499860https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AhBJylmwa-w
>>34499819Humans are practicing law, and psychology, and medicine because nobody has mastered them yet. I've used things from them that have work. I do think learning different therapy techniques can be the right tool for specific problems. I use lots of therapies on myself and research them a lot.
>>34499863>goonerismdig deeper surface scratcher
>>34499810Honestly
>>34499868I(not big) BARELY do.
>>34499870thats too much for me to handle
>>34499869I'd defeat Jason's virginity. Mike is just a peggable freak.
>>34499872Both extremes of the bell curve in occult circles are obsessed with touching they wee wee let's be real
>>34499865Maybe.
Lydia...
>>34499877maybe in the places you go...
>>34499872I'm using hylic motivations to become pneumatic. It's brilliant!
>>34499811What did I lie about
>>34499873Sorry lmaoI lost sleep
>>34499876Jason has a face that literally only a mother could love, but have you seen Michael's hands? Absolutely daddy.
>>34499880She's gone
>>34499838I think the emotional state I'd be in after watching would negate my lead. And they still are going to take the time to kill them and open the chain door I've got my 5 minutes without the magic deal.
>>34499884desgostan
>>34499863They're in my shirt.
>>34499880FMy name also starts with an L.
>>34499893lisa..........
>>34499880...n?
>>34499893...Lauren?
>>34499893Labia
>>34499883Keep climbing the rungs and see who was right
>>34499899if you think sex magic is the height of occultism, please never talk to me ever again
>>34499898Labe for short
>>34499887Any big man whimpering is like catnip to me. You can take mr gardening outfit.
>>34499893Lice
>>34499886What about my suffering
>>34499901I do, and I think occultism is for gullible idiots
>>34499892I think remote viewing allows one to see through fabrics as well as hard surfaces.
>>34499906yeah, that adds up
>>34499905Part of the reason I lost sleep
>>34499898No, but I laughed.
>>34499910You are the cause of it
>>34499885"I didn't send him anything" For one
>>34499906So your boobs are fair game?
>>34499913That show was waaaay better than I thought it would be.
>>34499893Lorena? Laylah?
>>34499916Who tf do you think I’m sending anything to lmao. Sorry is this another you mistook me for another anon episode where you’re mad about some shit I never said or did
>>34499908I'm itching between my boobs. Did you see?
>>34499917If you want hairy dude tits, sure be my guest
>>34499919Warmer...
Do any of you have Mosaic Downs Syndrome
>>34499922No, I haven't started yet. I need consent!
Moids how upset would you be if your wife handcuffed you to the bedframe while you were asleep , both hands and both feet.
>>34499915Yeah, and I am really sorry. I'll try to cut it out
>>34499924ntahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-WTfP3WJc4
>>34499927But you're not >him.
>>34499861Clearly, the devil town
>>34499926I have masonic downs syndrome>>34499928My penis would be furious!
Pissing me off. Men should be beat to death
>>34499893Lily
>>34499928I'd probably freak the fuck out, have a laugh with her later and ask her to please never do that to me again. If that happened twice I'd get a hotel room
>>34499635I will give you a blowjob and swallow
>>34499924Lorna?
>>34499928Depends on how aggressive my morning wood is that day
>>34499934What'd he do?
>>34499934I told you I'd piss you off
>>34499936not a fan of being tied up huh?
>>34499935Marco Rubio
>>34499935>>34499938No, I have said it in atoga before. Lorena was close due to it being Latin.
>>34499635A big hug and something simple like "I'm here"
MenWhen was the last time you had a sleepover?
>>34499934What'd I do this time?
>>34499947Are you catfishing
>>34499921I'm never mad. This is very funny why would you say all the things you said before if it wasn't true
>>34499931I respect your psychic boundaries.
>>34499945Yeah, especially not without my consent. That's way too much
funny how a picture of a woman and some penile stimulation can trick my body into thinking its having sex
>>34499949A non sexy one?
>>34499954How did you get “she sent nudes” from anything I said
>>34499928It's all fun and games unless I miss work or the house catches fire.
>>34499956okay but its not like she messes with you while youre restrained, and shes your wife so ofc you trust her
>>34499949Never
>>34499954You’re always mad
>>34499953I don't think so.
>>34499949does crashing on their couch count? then like 2 months. if you mean like actually sleeping in another persons room the its been so long i cant remember. maybe 15 years
>>34499962No means no, rapey
>>34499928I'd be mad, but honestly horny too.
>>34499967that just makes me want to do it more lol
>>34499957That's called masturbation
>>34499928i'd go back to bed
>>34499960"He saw my boobs" "the feedback I got" you really aren't a very good liar
stock photo models are the hottest people ive ever seen
>>34499972Ever heard of real life you already know I have an ex
>>34499957I had a similar thought lurking /soc/ earlier. Ngl, there's some smoke show femanons out there.
>>34499973Damn bro
>>34499974Is anon jealous?
I feel like RuPaul
i can’t wait to worship my future husband's bodyi can’t wait to worship my future husband's bodyi can’t wait to worship my future husband's body
>>34499949Crashed at a friend's place in NYC nearly a year ago, me and another friend were visiting him out there
>>34499974Your ex of course. Totally not this new guy>>34499978What would I be jealous of
>>34499982He's already had sex
>>34499978I was actually extremely jealous when I first caught wind of him but I'm chill now
>>34499949At a guy friend's house? If so it was in the tenth grade (4 years ago.) Nobody would have called it that of course.
>>34499986good, i don't want him to suck at it
>>34499986no i would only ever date a virgin. if my body is untouched his should be too. no better bond than taking each other's virginity
>>34499989he still sucks at it. worst of both worlds
>>34499976Ducky bro
>>34499978I know he is and it turns him into a little priss
>>34499992he lost his virginity to shemale latex quicksand tentacle vore porn at age 12
>>34499995Nuh uh I'm chill
FARTER
>>34499996:[
>>34499997You're not very good at pretending to be me
>>34499981lol faggot
>>34499987And who are you
>>34499992hey im a virgin!
>>34499989Foid hands>>34499992Moid hands
im doing an all nighter studying for my chem final tomorrow so i get to talk to u guys all night im very happyu are the closest i have to friends hi friends
>>34500003Anonymous
>>34499995Who has the bigger dong?
>>34500006Same I was finishing studying and now I'm about to bed
>>34500006Anon, don't do all nighters on exam night.
>>34497485Ladies, what was your favorite look from the Met Gala?
>>34499982just shut the fuck up
>>34500011Didn’t watch that slop
>>34500009gl on ur exams anon>>34500010i really have no choice :P
>>34499926I don't know. after looking into it I think there may be a nonzero chance I do
>>34500007Creep>>34500008You
>>34500006*hugs you*good luck on your finals
>>34500017Pls get some sleep tonight.
>>34500019What symptoms do you have
>>34500017thanks i was studying for no reason but im getting pretty good at math and thinking of trying to finish that engineering degree now
Women how would you feel if your man randomly sent you lyrics from songs. Sometimes they remind him of you sometimes he just thinks they're cool.
>>34500011Was that today? Who cares.
>>34500026I’d think he’s a gay faggot
>>34499994>DuckyName sounds familiar, but I can't recall who that is.
>>34500029That seems excessive.
>>34499984You tell me
>>34500026A little awkward. I don't know how to respond to that.
>>34500024my eyes are pretty weird looking and I'm very short. i also had a difficult time in school. huh, guess I'll never really know. c'est la vie. hope my babies don't have it
>>34499995Are you two meeting up to smash?
FemanonsShould I join the military
>>34500032I think you ask an excessive amount of stupid questions
>>34500026that's literally sweet
>>34500037Nah
>>34500037no
>>34499982Cute
>>34500037Lol, no. You'd have to be brain dead to zogbot right now
>>34500038I think you should suck an excessive amount of cum out of my excessively long penis
>>34500044No faggot
Men would you date a woman who thinks she might have a mild case of Ehlers Danlos syndrome?
>>34500036I don’t smash anyone
>>34500046Kiss my nuts bitch I do what I want
>>34500047you have a severe case of hypochondria, so no
Lot of people praying on my downfall right now… you are like a rat looking around for a food
>>34500047I had to look up what that is. Sure.
>>34500026dont do that
>>34500015>>34500027>>34500029NTA. Dear grumpy femanons, how to I attract a grumpy woman to be my gf?
>>34500047No.
have you ever experienced someone you loved break up with you and say the most absolutely vile and hateful things to you
>>34500057Yes.
>>34500033I'm already thinking of someone else. I'm not gonna be jealous of a faceless anonymous poster
>>34500057no
>>34500047If I liked a girl I would probably just become nurturing about it if I found out after. Genetic engineering can save our children of it too in all likelihood.
I used to pretend to be a man so i could talk to men up close and personal, sort of as means to fangirl over them in secret, I got promoted to a guy's best friend over the course of a couple months once. i miss those days.
>>34500038Pretty sure this is the 3rd time he's asked it
>>34500057>have you ever [...] lovedNo.
>>34500064Online? Or you went full Nora Vincent?
>>34500051You don't even want to hear about the skin thing and the shit I can do with my thumbs and elbows? Not to mention the gastrointestinal issues.>>34500053I worry what my skin is going to do when I'm old. My tits are already so saggy I bet I literally will be able to tuck them into my belt when I'm 80.
>>34500069No strictly online
>>34500064How'd they not sniff you out
>>34500061How’d she feel knowing you’re thinking this much about a femanon
>>34500055>Not caring about celebrities makes you grumpyYou are too normal to be here
sometimes I get jealous of anons being nice to other anons
I hate feeling dread and anxiety everytime I leave my fucking house
>>34500072knowing just the right amount of 'bro's and 'dude's to use and making them mostly talk about themselves, which was the goal anyways.
>>34500073I don't think about you. You're the one who can't help but make yourself noticed
>>34500070>I worry what my skin is going to do when I'm old. My tits are already so saggy I bet I literally will be able to tuck them into my belt when I'm 80.I'm sure there's something you could get done if your skin gets problematically loose. I can also only speak for myself, but I have no qualms whatsoever with saggy tits. They're titties.
>>34500037No. It's awful.
>>34500074I don't care about celebrities either, but I'd just ignore the question. I'm not being sarcastic though, I like spirited women.
>>34500079Lol sure
I get extremely jealous when I see taller and better looking men
>>34500077Plap
>>34500085I'm male you fag
I get jealous when I see people living in historic homes.
>>34500059how do you get over it this is killing me
I get jealous when I hear people actually enjoy their lives
>>34500057No
I get jealous when I see people living in histrionic homes
I get envious of people with strong familial safety nets and relationships
>>34500037wouldnt joining during a war be the literal worst time for that sort of thing...? at the very least wait until there isnt active large scale warzones all over the world
I get jealous when femanons post about their boobs
I don't feel jealousy. I just feel like I do not exist.
>>34500092especially if they own historic homes that they have family gatherings in
>>34500091thats not a thing
>>34500079You were tripping over yourself to call me a slut
>>34500089I'm envious of men who can give their girlfriends orgasms :(
>>34500088It took me years. I felt like a shell of a man for a long time.Make friends. Go outside. Try to spend as little time as possible alone in dark rooms as you can.
WomenLet’s say you hypothetically kiss a guy friend as a drunk spur of the moment thing and don’t really address it, would you continue hanging out with the guy and getting closer to him up to the point of nightly good night texts and random little updates during the day and night if you had no legitimate romantic interest in him? Asking for a friend of course
>>34500097Let me introduce you to my family
>>34500094I'm jealous of the Chads femanons are hooking up with.
>>34500099iktf bro
I get jealous when I see married men with kids.
>>34500047No, seems made up. Mild cases of syndromes don't exist. you either do or don't have it. you either meet the diagnostic criteria according to a medical professional, or you don't.
>>34500106I feel so relieved that I do not have kids
>>34500101why lead him on? you're an ass
>>34500099I never thought about that desu
>>34500108I feel that way about kids and also home ownership
>>34500108Same, but only because I'm single and don't want my kids to have a stepmom if I can help it.I'm especially glad I didn't have kids at 25 like my parents did; I would have been in way over my head.
>>34500080>you can just get plastic surgeryThis is not a great idea for people with EDS. There's non surgical shit but I'm not some middle class woman who can afford nice skincare and treatments. It is what it is. I'm gonna have saggy titties. >>34500082They asked for ladies opinions and I gave them mine what's the big deal? You're kind of being a dick.
I get jealous when I see happy families, it just reminds me of how lonely I am and will be for the rest of my life, it's suicide fuel actually
>>34500098I wasn't tripping over anything. I said it as it is
>>34500109I am the guy in the situation I described, I’m trying to ascertain as to whether or not women generally would let such a thing carry on for months if they had impure intentions
>>34500115You are an insane person
>>34500113>I'm gonna have saggy titties.Nothing wrong with that. They can still get played with.
>>34500117Like you don't have your own brand of crazy
>>34500116FOh. She likes you bud. ask her to be exclusive
>>34500107>either meet the diagnostic criteria according to a medical professional, or you don't.No shit captain obvious that's how it works. You realize things can have differing levels of severity right? Like scoliosis.
I just want a quirky gf who wants to have crazy sex with me and nobody else
>>34500117>>34500119just kiss already, ladies
WomenMy girlfriend keeps making jokes or sharing things with me related to their desire for a threesum even though I told her the idea makes me feel insecure. Am I too thin skinned for taking issue with this? I don't like that it wounds me, but it does.
>>34500121you said "thinks she might have"get a first try billable diagnosis or I'm accusing you of being a faker
>>34500124She doesn’t respect you + she’s for the streets
>>34500084>I get extremely jealous when I see taller menI helped my blind female friend get set up on a dating app, and without telling her, I set it to filter out guys under 5'10.Lol, I don't know why being self destructive feels cathartic
>>34500123Gross. She's covered in pimples
>>34500120I don’t really know how to do that in a non-autistic way, plus she hasn’t really been responding to my flirting at all anymore for the past couple months but still spends so much time with me alone and like I said talks to me all day and tells me good night every night and if she so much as gets up to piss in the middle of the night I hear about it lol so that’s why I’m confused about if she actually likes me romantically or not, she also held my hand in the car a few weeks ago but again she was drunk at the time so yeah
>>34500127Based?!?!
>>34500020>CreepAnd a dork as well
d-did i just witness a real cat fight here in atoga? fuck me i love FOIDS
>>34500114Stay strong anon
>>34500125I haven't been to a doctor in like 8 years dude it's not high on my priority list. A diagnosis wouldn't change anything so why pay the copay for a specialist? You seem easily aggravated and maybe a bit stupid. I'm very much okay with you not being interested lol.
>>34500047I probably would.
>>34500102well, thats the people in the home, not the home itself
>>34500134It's a pretty regular occurrence. They both need to get the last word in every time
>>34500134Fucking foids
>>34500136Nta but he's right dumbasses diagnose themselves with shit all willy nilly all the time
>>34500107>you either meet the diagnostic criteria according to a medical professional, or you don't.I don't know about that anon's disease, but a lot of these criteria can be set quite arbitrarily.
Men, I'm depressed and I want cuddles but I don't have the energy to do anything in return
>>34500134I doubt they're both women
>>34500146(You)
>>34500146get lost
>>34500146How about forehead kisses too?
>>34500146cuddling is a mutual activity... you -cels are so fucking weird
>>34500142It's not that serious. I agree that people who pretend to have DID are annoying but the extend of my thing is "people always think it's gross when I stretch out my elbow skin and earlobes maybe something is wrong with me"It feels like he's mad at someone else and is projecting that on to me.
>>34500135Thanks, im trying
>>34500146Cuddling is kind of a mutual activity anyway. There's no one sided cuddling.
>>34500153*extent
>>34500146*cuddles you*
>>34500153it's disgusting because nobody does that, let alone shows people, nobody wants to be reminded that you have a body
>34500127>I helped my blind female friend get set up on a dating app, and without telling her, I set it to filter out guys under 5'10.>Lol, I don't know why being self destructive feels catharticFemanons, would you be upset?
I shudder to think of how many 3rdies are here on a regular basis
I wish i was a floating brain
>>34500163Yes but only cause someone took advantage of my situation, not cause the short vs tall thing.
>>34500162Nah they're always very clear about being weirded out about how far it stretched
>>34500146E-cuddles
>>34500167are you retarded? I said people would be weirded out by anyone doing that because nobody walks around making people look at how far out their skin stretches and since nobody does that, it will always seem like a lotfucking dumbass
>>34500163Yes
>>34500146Sounds like a job for a big spoon
Is that one foid that likes fennekin here? i liked our affinity for good tastes. i want to post more fennekins
So me, my friend, his gf, and his female friends are all hanging out next week at a bar, might do something before but idk yet. Anyways, his friend is hot and she seems cool. How do I get her IG/number at some point during the night and how do I take it from there?
>>34500169Calm down and stop getting mad at specific scenarios you've made up in your head?And quit telling on yourself for having no friends lol. People notice things about you when you spend a lot of time together. If they make a remark I stretch it and tell them they're right. Anyone who's watched me put in earrings would notice it. And how old are you you should know about the whole weenis thing. In middle school people would pull on your elbow skin themselves.
>>34500175have you considered trying to flirt with her?
Tomorrow i wont eat anything, i want to become a skelly so bad
>>34500179still starving urself anon?
>>34500179I want you to have junk in the trunk
My ears are ringing so badWhy is my blood pressure changing I'm just sitting in bed
>>34500176lol, how the fuck are you putting in earrings that it stretches your skin? settle down neurotic weirdo
>>34500180I didnt today so i have to make up for it>>34500181Uh no
Women how do you perceive masculinity?Is it just a phenotype thing? Is there an aura?
>>34500185anon eat!!!! u deserve food
>>34498186I have a world map
>>34500178Well yeah, I'll do that but how do I do it without making it too obvious?
>>34500182My ear rings too
women, in what situation would you find a guy waiting a long time for you romantic?
>>34500188it's character that influences aura, which influences phenotype, they all have an effect on each other and are passed down through blood lines
>>34500184I just grab my earlobe and they do what they do? Are your ears pierced? I can't work out if you're actually mad or you think this is funny. Like do you want me to be mad or are you just being annoying for fun? What's the vibe?
>>34500189I want to lose more weight!!! :(
>>34500195if I actually wanted him but circumstances prohibited it, like my soulmate waiting for my arranged marriage moid to pass away under mysterious circumstances
I want her to grab me by the lapels of my jacket and pull me kn9
>>34500198do its healthily, u dont have to suffer and starve
>>34500197I like poking you to rile you up because it's like making those angry frogs scream, very entertaining
Male anons what are we supposed to do about all these people using chud?
Femanons, this woman I slept with last weekend said she doesn't see the point of certain positions (like missionary) outside of relationships, which is fine. But she's only the 2nd woman I've been with, so I'm wondering is it normal for women to make a strong delineation between "fun" and "romantic" ways of having sex?
Go beg someone else for attention bitch
>>34500203OhAutism wins again! People try to bully me and I'm just confused. Have a good night.
>>34500201The suffering from starving is nowhere near as bad as the suffering of feeling like a fat bastard and like a failure when i cave in and eat
>>34500207That one is brokenThat's the kind of thing a prostitute might say
>>34500204your bait quality has gone down immensely >>34500207it's pretty common for used up whores of both genders to think they can keep parts of their sexuality pure by gatekeeping it, which is hilarious
>>34500210How fat even are you? if youre that big then a simple deficit will make you shed weight like crazy
>>34500204kittenposter whats this "we" shit hoe, u aint a man mf -_-
>>34500204Sit down and listen to them
>>34500209what?
>>34500215My bmi is 23
>>34500199yeah, that makes sense, thanks anon
>>34500219Exactly
>>34500222I don't get it
>>34500214its not bait its just a question jeez lousie>>34500216But i use this website?
I like taking pictures of my face and mouth from below because it looks incredibly ugly. My overbite and malocclusion look so bad.
>>34500223That's ok
>>34500204chud has been around for a long time, was only a matter of time until it became word of the week for normies and lost all utility as a result
>>34500204I hate it when 4chan memes become mainstreamI miss based being 'our word' even though it was based god lil' B's word first
>>34500227huh
She thinks she's one of us hahaha
>>34500220ur a stick
i miss seeing "All Your Base Are Belong To Us" photoshops. do zoomies and below even know that meme?do they even get this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IzZ8Y4Cs8A
>>34500234Yes i know about that meme, i love it!
>>34500220Anorexic retard
>>34500234how old are you
>>34500236i love YOU, anon
>>34500237NTA how is that anorexic? My BMI is 23 and im fat af
Is this peak femininity?
>>34499809ok syphilis
GenderDid you change for beliefs for your partner
>>34500242You're also a loon.
>>34500233>>34500237Stop gaslighting me>>34500242SEE!? I am a fat fuck!
>>34500243atoga is a hapa board
>>34500242You're also anorexic you dropped 150 pounds starving yourself >>34500249Healthy BMI unless you're skinnyfat. Then hit the gym
State gender.Considering most entertainers have one of these as a side job now.Gun to your head, would you rather be a full time>podcaster Or >streamer
>>34500243asian women cannot be considered feminine because their men are also very feminine themselves. the same features that make their men feminine make their women masculineits a vicious curse
>>34500242>BMINot a valid measurement of fat. My BMI puts me at obese and no one believes me when I say I'm overweight
>>34500252MJust shoot me
my bmi is 18 and im still pudgy
>>34500252MI am good at games so streamer
>>34500247FNah.>>34500252Podcast. At least that doesn't have to be live. 45 minutes a week of me working on craft projects without talking. They can listen to glue dry.
>>34500250Eww, no. Hapas are literal abominations.
>>34500252Podcasts seem less stressful.
>>34500263Wtf is that thing
>>34500251>You're also anorexic you dropped 150 pounds starving yourself What are you, my stupid doctor?
>>34500243I would do unspeakable things to this womanShe has really nice lips and a good nose
>>34500262Do you know what a podcast is
>>34500207>Femanons, this woman I slept with last weekend said she doesn't see the point of certain positions (like missionary) outside of relationships, which is fine. But she's only the 2nd woman I've been with, so I'm wondering is it normal for women to make a strong delineation between "fun" and "romantic" ways of having sexMaybe you're just bad at missionary/sex in general?
>>34500247f, no
>>34500252FEasy, streamer. Now watch me play Toy Commander on Dreamcast. Later I’m going to rank my lip balms
i hate when this thread turns into beautiful women posting hours, reminds me how ugly i am. go back to talking abt jews or whatever
>>34500263Pretty
>>34500262That would be a stream not a podcast
>>34500268I bet if you got pregnant you'd think you're fat and try to starve yourself again. And then you'd miscarry and kill yourself
>>34500252streamer so that way i can monetize my hatred of for hasan piker and similar hacks
>>34500251What exercise should i do to become a skelly?
MenWhat do you want after a long day of work?
>>34500247FNo.
>>34500276I wonder how attractive the average 4chan woman is. I used to be in an anime group in college and we were consider non-desirables, and I default imagine the posters are like my friends in the club during that time (kind of chubby/fat, wears glasses, looks a little neurodivergent, dresses a little like their mom still picks out their clothes)
>>34500272Yeah>program episode made available in digital format for download over the Internet. Podcasts are primarily an audio medium
>>34500284Shower and sleep
>>34500247malesure, i did for my last one. i think you do if you're really open to your lover's view of the world, i don't necessarily adopt her beliefs but my last ex challenged my beliefs super hard and got me to change many of them
>>34500280Why do thoughts like that swim about your mind?
>>34500279A stream is livePre recorded audio of me doing something that someone can download is a podcast
>>34499791Yes and yes. And yes, trained for years but quit when anxiety and eating issues caught up with me. After quitting my adhd got really bad and I finally got diagnosed. Were you diagnosed as a kid or later in life? I really wish I had been diagnosed as child and had that as a framework for what was going on with me as I grew up, rather than developing all this secondary anxiety and imposter syndrome, for want of a better word
>>34500284A cup of coffee and a cigarette What you thought i was gonna say a hug from my gf? Come on be realistic
>>34500286i look okay with clothes on, not ugly but not sexy, face is not nice to look at thoughits like im not ugly if im the only female to exist but the second another one stands next to me given she isnt obese and/or old, i look like shit.
>>34500288It has a host talking about something. You can't make a podcast of you saying nothing. Hate when people try to weasel their way out of these questions with some stupid technicality you aren't clever you're just annoying.
>>34500284cook food and gym
>>34500290Lol faggot
>>34500296>It has a host talking about somethingMost do. That's not a requirement of the format. A recording of the ambient sound of my backyard could be a podcast.
>>34500300You could've just said streamer and streamed yourself doing the same thing and there wouldn't be a problem because that's a legit thing.
>>34500284If I had a gf I'd want to cuddle for a bit before dinner. As is I just lay in bed and browse here.
>>34500252Female, I don't even know how to play video games so podcaster. I'd be the most annoying yapper ever but hopefully smarter people would agree to come on and let me interview them which would be fun
>>34500302But streaming is LIVE what are you not getting.And presumably is video and audio. Audio of me silently working on art projects counts as a podcast even if no one would listen to it.
>>34500299i mean idk why would i want to be with someone whose views matter so little to me that i wouldn't change my own? the irony is that my ex really liked my conviction in my own strange beliefs and ideas
>>34500269She lurks /adv/ and /pol/ btw. Always makes posts about 4chn posts she finds funny on her x account
>>34500305>she thinks female streamers actually play video games
>>34500295> its like im not ugly if im the only female to exist but the second another one stands next to me given she isnt obese and/or old, i look like shit.I feel the exact same way as a M. I’ve lost all my crushes to my better looking friend. We have similar personalities on paper.
>>34500247Female, no and thankfully he's pretty patient with me
>>34500305You know you can stream yourself doing that right? Its not just games
>>34500306So what if it's live that doesn't change anything. Just do your stuff live and point the camera at your hands. As punishment for your retardation you are sentenced to hosting 2 hour live discussions with random guests on video. There's your podcast.
>>34500307You bent the knee and changed your principles for some bitch who didn't even stay, no wonder lol you're pussy whipped
>>34500284MSo instead of going out with friends and doing stuff I'd go out with friends and HER and then we come back and cuddle on the couch and watch tv or something
>>34500313>Doesn't change anything So you don't see how having to do it live and being able to edit out things you don't want heard/shown is different? And how being on camera is different than just being listened to?Is this what zoomers are actually like or is this guy being stupid on purpose somebody help me out here?
>>34500207Sounds demented. Emotional intimacy is what makes sex so fun, otherwise there's this greyness to it.
>>34500314uhh okay. here's a pity (You) for your hard work
>>34500316Just entertain the hypothetical instead of trying to have your cake and eat it too. You people are so annoying.
>>34500322I am entertaining the hypothetical. You're the one who doesn't understand what a podcast is. You're mad that you were too stupid to understand your own question.
Why are characters in Chinese animated series so much better looking than anime girls?
>>34500323Not my question. That's obviously not what he meant by a podcast
>>34500309Well I don't have big boobs either >>34500312But would I have to deal with a chat and things going wrong while streaming. I think I'd want more control and less distraction
>>34500325>obviously not what he meantIf he meant interview style podcast he could have specified but he didn't.There are so many sleep podcasts that are just like ocean wave sounds and shit it was a dumb question.
I know this sounds stupid, but my life would be literally perfect if I had a bit tiddy filipina gf who would titfuck me every night. Every 2 or 3 days even.
>>34500330nta but you're retarded, nobody means people uploading random nature sounds audios podcasts, everyone knows it means the shit where people talk to other people or talk about random topics
Wait can I choose an asmr scratching channel instead?
>>34500330I hate autists so goddamn much. You aren't clever you're just annoying.
>>34499118virgin no-bitches answer>>34499121chad answer
>>34500334If he meant a specific kind of podcast he should have said so. If you leave things up to interpretation people are going to interpret them.
men reallly out here attracted to blobs of fat on a chest
>>34500338they really think not being able to read between the lines is a sign of intelligence, lol
>>34499323
>>34500331iktf
>>34500324They look generic just like modern anime
>>34500341Squishy though
>>34499329that fat bitch stole her strawberry
>>34500341YES ANONI ADMIT ITI LOOOOVE TITTIES
>>34500340retards with no common sense, yes, which don't deserve to be accommodated
>>34500338Imagine you have a pot of boiling caramel. You ask someone for a bowl to pour it into. They don't know what you're doing they just know you asked for "a bowl". They bring you a small paper bowl like you'd get at a picnic. Who's fault is it that you don't have the right kind of bowl for the task?
>>34500326>I have to deal with a chatWell thats a good point, but then again you could just do youtube videos
>>34500346Generic or not, they still look better than any anime styled characters
>>34500341Most womenfolk seem to like them too
>>34500353nta but you can't be for fucking real, obviously the retarded autists fault for not being able to consider the context and hand them a heat safe bowl
>>34500341No i like flatties
>>34500356man boobs?
>>34500351>assuming they mean a limited definition of the word not the actual definition is obviously what you should doYeah I'm not the retarded one here lol
>>34500355Because you watch nothing but gooner trash
>>34500352IM DEAD LMAO
>>34500353If I see them handling hot liquids or cooking something yes that's implied. Just like "podcast" implies a show where some dudes talk to each other for a while and you listen. Any normal person would've been able to interpret this but you aren't normal are you.
>>34500360lol, don't you have some pimples to pop?
>>34500359No, real bouncy smooth soft female boobs
>>34500352Is he fucking her asshole how does he even reach anything past her cheeks
>>34500352Charlie fell asleep in a tanning bed?
>>34500341tough words coming from the gender that rubs their pussy to hands
>>34500365we in fact do not like those
>the big titty white woman who I thought hated me actually agreed to drinks this friday>she said "Yeah! I'd love to"She seems just as excited as me!YIPPIE :DDD
Want to cry into moid chest
>>34500369Most women ITT do
I stroke my penis to women's hands actually
>>34500357You didn't give them context. If you had asked for a heat safe bowl they would have brought you one. Who's fault is it for not clarifying?>>34500363>If I seeCan you read? You didn't see. You have zero context.>impliesTo you. To someone who only listens to podcasts of ambient sounds for sleep or scary stories, maybe sometime some history facts the implication is different. It's not my fault you're basic is all I'm getting at here.
>>34500371Aw, what's wrong?
>>34500368personally i dont wank to them i just admire them, my folder is getting kinda dusty as of lately tho.. maybe u could help me out there? what type of hands do you have anon?
>>34500374the context is them seeing you make caramel you fucking imbecile
>>34500371That will give me a boner though
>>34500374Neurodivergents are exhausting. No wonder everyone hates you.
>>34500370She's gonna get pumped and dumped lol
>>34500372every woman here but me is honestly pretty retarded lols
>>34500381
>>34500361>goonerLmao do you know how censored most if not all chinese series are? There's nothing gooner about em besides characters with pretty faces
>>34500380Yeah and? I'll pump her a few times to make it worth our while
>>34500376I already posted them once and I got my ass draggednever doing it again
>>34500375I just feel weird tonight>>34500378Contain yourself
>>34500381Swiss?
>>34500377Read the post will you.No wonder you're so mad about this you think words mean whatever the hell you want them to mean.>They don't know what you're doing they just know you asked for "a bowl". What does that sentence mean? Break it down for me lol.
>>34500387 noim american dont insult me like that , this is the second ttime this has happened! >>34500385well its anonymous so what do u have to lose
>>34500343Why are men like this?
>>34500386I hope you feel better
>>34500390>well its anonymous so what do u have to losenot falling for the humiliation ritual a second time anon
>>34500390Are you Asian?
>>34500384Make them titties jump, chad!
>>34500395i wasnt asian last time and im still not asian this timeim america >>34500394pussy alert
>>34500389how can you hand someone thats cooking caramel a bowl without seeing them doing that? please just off yourself at this point
>>34499809Snigger
>>34500366>Is he fucking her asshole how does he even reach anything past her cheeksManlet gainz apply to penis development as well as muscle hypertrophy
Learning a lot.https://www.youtube.com/shorts/E6xRWro_QfE
>>34500398post your feet then
>>34500354I just don't think I'm cut out to do it live, I'd want the ability to edit things so I hopefully wouldn't make a true idiot of myself
>>34500399It's a hypothetical dumbass. Jesus Christ it would be funny that you guys are calling me stupid if it wasn't so sad.
>the emaciated burger femcel with a fat fetish thinks she's smarter than any other femanons for listening to rain asmr "podcasts"
>>34500406calm down
>>34500192Trying to not make it obvious is self-defeating
>>34500391because women are good for a few years, then they turn into bombed out hags with pithy decorations being the only thing they have going for them.
>>34500403i did once, never again>>34500407are you mad at me or do you like me, icant tell
>>34500413>i did once, never againpussy alert
>>34500407>with a fat fetishI am NOT herJs, he's showing his autism by not being able to grasp that he's supposed to answer the question as it's presented instead of worrying about if the situation is realistically possible.
So after we fuck, is it cool to get her instagram to show that she isn't just a pump n dump but has now been upgraded to one of my main bitches? How often do I need to text a main bitch / see a main bitch for her to keep being my main bitch and not someone else's main bitch?knowwaimsayin
>((she))'s also the one with the hairy man feetno wonder you're a disgusting gooner with a hand fetish
more femanons need fat fetishesmore women in general really
>>34500421just stop being fat
>>34498458I would prefer the independent girl provided she actually loves me, and is happy staying at home doing crafts most of the time.
>>34500421This >>34500422
>>34500421Men are attracted to fat women because they have big tits and asses and feel soft. A fat man has less usable penis and is often impotent.
>>34500419why do u dislike me so much : [
>>34500405Understandable, like i said though, you could make a youtube channel!
>>34500426you're gross, demanding and arrogant, you make it very easy to be disgusted by you
>>34500421fat fuck
>>34500423>is happy staying at home doing crafts most of the time.As long as you don't make me stream it
>>34500410In what sense?
>>34500428Stop bullying my fren >:(You cunt
I'm hornyMen, how big are your dick and arms?
>>34500432ew
>>34500430Obviously. I mean if you wanted to that's fine but that's up to you.
>>34500433I already told you 7 inches
>>34500428kinda silly to label me as demanding when i hold zero power to force anyone to do/post anything for me. they’re grown men lol its their own choice. >grosssure whatever>arroganthow?
>>34500433Dick is 7", arms are sticc.
Women, would you say thank you while you bounce on it
>>34500431They will not realize and it will go nowhere, good or bad.
>>34500421No, you need to lose weight you fat cunt
>they think it was a fat guy who made that postkek
>>34500439I sometimes say thank you after I orgasm is that weird
I don’t know if the women know this but they should be aware that our dicks fluctuate in size like their breasts do.
>>34500437demanding doesn't mean you get what you demand, you're pretty damn retarded for someone claiming to be smarter than others itt
>>34500445You missed this >>34500416
>>34500443No it’s sexy. I guess your intonation does matter though
Why don't naturally busty women realize how elegant they look?I've even heard some say they think they look trashy. Do Christina Hendricks and Alexandra Daddario look trashy to most people? Obviously not. So what, is it a class thing? Are only rich women allowed to be voluptuous?
>>3450043316.5 cm non-pressedSlender and way too long.
>>34500445>make lighthearted posts asking for moid hand pics that can easily be ignored in the sea of other replies in these threads>"you're so demanding grr!!!" o_o did you all wake up on the wrong side of the bed this morning or what
>>34500433Do you like creampies?
>>34500444Surely it's far more commonly known that dicks change size than it is that breasts do.
>>34500450you pester anons to post their hands and dicks multiple times a day, it's deeply disturbing
>>34500451Very much
>>34500448Only rich white women>>34500450I made him mad and he thinks you did it my bad
>>34500443That's adorable
>>34500446I'd say that too if I was her, not like she has a great track record of being honest
>>34500453>deeply disturbingi am sorry for giving u nightmares, i know you guys are unused to a female who actually likes men
>>34500457Idk what her deal is but I'm horrified to my core by being accused of having a fat fetish. I want to set the record straight that I'm pretentious not gross.
>>34500458
>>34500450i actually like girls being demanding
>>34500459pick me bitch>>34500460what is esl abt my post
>>34500459you're just as disgusting as her, you two might have been separated at birth
>>34500433my dick is 8"x5.5" and my forearms are 13 inches around.
>>34500462>pick me You're just mad because you can't see your own dick lol
>>34500463how do you even solve the captcha with that negative IQ?
I like to imagine they are fighting over me
>>34500465seeing as i dont have one, yea no shit
>>34500467ew
Moids post your biceps so I can coom
>>34500440I see, but how do I flirt with her?
i want to stick my fingers into a foid.
>>34500468Oh so you're upset I think your fat fetish is gross. I'm okay with that. I am genuinely sorry he was mean to you because he though we were the same person tho.
This thread is the only interaction I have with woman on the daily and it makes me depressed and disheveled about my potential future with women.
So yeah... anyway how was your day anons?
>>34500475>disheveledSo brush your hair and change into clean clothes?
>>34500475>disheveled aboutDid you just pick a random word? You can't be disheveled "about" something.
>>34500476i did nothing and was high all day, that's because i work a non-traditional job
>>34500433>>34500454Nice. Just making sure you weren't JH.My dick is 7.5" x 6.5"And my arms are 14.75" and 15" respectively.
>>34500476I had a hangover and made spicy korean sausage with roast potatoes and pumpkin and steamed cauliflower, broccoli, peas, and green beans for dinner. I poured chili oil all over it.
>>34500480She's asleep for another two hours retard.
>>34500478>>34500477Saar probably meant dispirited lol
>>34500476Very good. I moved a nice family into a new house. The daughter kept on sneaking looks at me and went so far as to loosen her shirt and dolphin shorts so I could get a peek when I was moving stuff into her room. I got paid to work out today. Then I came home, had a light lunch, and spent the rest of the day reading fanfiction I printed out on a laserjet
>>34500484I thought maybe "disillusioned"
>>34500483Should I feel bad for not memorizing an online stranger's routine, you fucking weirdo?
>>34500485You can't "loosen your clothes" you creepy gooner.
>>34500468>hairy man feet>man hands>man wrist>gross fetishes >begs for pics stop pretending to be a woman, you disgusting coomer
>>34500489How do you know what they look like?
>>34500487If you care enough to not want to interact with her, I'd assume you have the capacity to notice patterns, yes.
>>34500489trannies really think they aren't obvious, lol
>>34500492he posted feet and hand pics
>>34500493I know that she's annoying, but it's not some parasocial thing. Sorry if she's your waifu.
>>34500496Stop insulting me.
>>34500494the behavior alone gives him away but those pics...lmao
>>34500499Then fuck off, schizo.
>>34500489>hairy man feetyou do know women grow body hair too?>man hands>man wristmanish how? can you actually pinpoint what exact features signal a male? >gross fetishesa fat fetish is extremely vanilla lol but similar to the hair thing, women are also capable of being sexual deviants too>begs for picswell women are known for liking hand pics so not sure how this disproves my lack of a Y chromosome >stop pretending to be a woman, you disgusting coomerwomen can be coomers too dude.. ur logic and reasoning is so silly, just say u dont like me and move on,
>>34500496That's cuckworm julian you're speaking to.. He gets obsessed with certain femanons
Women, our flawless skin really DOES come from a dirty rag and water, and your skin problem really DOES come from the million snakeoils you lather on it. Do you REALLY think it's anything else?
>>34500503sexual degenerates are so insanely disgusting, makes my skin crawl
>>34500503you're terrible at this lmao
>Me, Bachelors degree that’s useless because I’m not currently work, married, and pregnant >Husband has his masters, and a job most people would consider impressive because of it >His female coworker his age that he often works directly with as part of team projects has his same credentials, same impressive job, but is also a wife and mother Early on in his career before he and I knew each other and they were both single, she asked him on a date. He declined, but I know she at least used to have some level of interest in him. Now I’m insanely jealous when he has to work closely with her because isn’t she just like objectively better than me? She is a wife and mother but she also has her masters degree and impressive job. Am I right in being insecure here or am I retarded?
>>34500504The paedophile? ffs
>>34500505I don't want to have the skin argument again can you pick something else?
>>34500506weird way to announce to the world that youre the most vanilla guy ever if you think a fat fetish is oh so horrifying
>>34500488You can, but you're right in that her clothes were already pretty lose. But she sure bent over a lot more in front of me
>>34500508is your husband asian?
>>34500512No you can't change the size of your clothes. Stop making shit up to fit your degenerate fantasies.
>>34500508>isn’t she just like objectively better than me?unlike you, men don't think that way.it's sad to think that if the roles between you and him were reversed, you'd leave.He doesn't know you have the soul of a status-chasing cheater.Yet he loves you anyway.That's sad.
>>34500511>the gooner thinks calling someone vanilla is an insult >it really thinks it's superior for being disgusting
>>34500514>anon has never heard of buttons or laces
>>34500510>im tired of being wrong all the time can we please just hornypostsigh, I guess....what's your boob size...
>>34500508Woman brain moment, he doesn't give a shit about your work or credentials, you're projecting your standards onto him
>>34500513All three of us are white >>34500515This is a confusing conclusion you came to. My husband was not in his current position when we first got together if that is where your conclusion comes from.
>>34500508>objectively betterSubjectively maybe. If she was really that great she'd be your husband's wife instead. Disregard this line of thinking as pregnancy hormones.
>>34500517There's neither of those on dolphin shorts and even if there were, I doubt she'd unbutton or unlace her clothes to invite you to put her dick inside her. Fucking creep.
>>34500518No not that either.I'll try and think of something fun but no guarantees.
>>34500522reread the previous post where I said her clothes were already loose you fucking idiot>I doubt she'd unbutton or unlace her clothes to invite you to put her dick inside hershe didnt nor did I say she did>Fucking creep.man you'd love to hear how old she was :)
>>34500516I never said I was better than you for it, I do think I am better than you for not being so judgmental and demonizing fetishes.
>>34500448Kek this should be a feminist issue!
>>34500524kys
>>34500521You may be right. I’ve never been pregnant before so I haven’t been good at recognizing when I’m being irrational.
>>34500527make me, bitchtits
>>34500525Nta but some fetishes deserve to be demonized
>>34500525forgot to change back to your "femanon" posting style, trooner
>>34500524you claimed she "loosened them", implying she made them more lose than they were previously and yes kys
>>34500524Why would you admit to being a pedo? Lmao, retard
>>34500525>d-don't k-kinkshame, being a gooner is my whole personality nah, kys>>34500531lol
>>34500533he thinks he's superior for not "letting ((them)) tell him what he can and can't want to fuck", he genuinely thinks being a pedo is a display of masculinity
>>34500371>>34500378Yeah, you'll trigger the protector/sex for solace program that is built into most of us.
>>34500485t. laserjeet
Men should wear tight mid calf boots more often
>>34500538kys gooner tranny
>>34500532Then what would you call the action of slipping off one of the sleeves on her shirt? Seriously, tell me.>>34500533>>34500535I never said she was a kid man. Calm the fuck down before you dislodge a clump of arterial plaque and have a heart attack
>>34500539How was that a gooner statement
>>34500538Are you cumming yet or how much of this shit do we shill have to endure?
>>34500536"Mourning wood"
I wish everyone was asexual, having to endure these creatures having sexual urges and making it known they do is torture.
>>34500542Who is we?
>>34500540It's called wearing a lose shirt and moving your body whilst moving your stuff, not everything is about cooming. Fucking predator, I hope you die soon.
>>34500542No :(
being asexual sucks.
>>34500546Sis, like, close your /atoga/ tab.
>>34500533IDK how serious it was and I've never reciprocated but I've had underage girls do stuff like that to me as a 26 year old. It is what it is.
>>34500557Stuff like what? Wearing a shirt? Coomer moids are so fucking delusional and obsessed, holy shit.
>>34500530A fat fetish is not one of them
Gonna sleep imagining having sex with him.
>>34500561nta but it definitely is
>>34500564how??
>>34500562Who?
>>34500560No I mean very unsubtle flirting and showing off. I won't bother to give examples because I'm sure you'll just call it fake anyway but stuff like that does happen. I put it down to either mental illness or attention seeking.
>>34500538Like army boots or what
Gender, do you like mmos and what's your favorite class/role in them?
>>34500568My future husband.
>>34500557You're probably a manlet asian or hispanic and they think you're younger
>>34500577NtaYou really think some manlet Asian/latino would get more attention than a normal grown white dude?
>>34500573How long have you been together?
>>34500577I'm 5'11 and White. I can't rate men's faces but I'm fit at least.
>>34500571Mvideogames are for faggots and losers
i'm bored, entertain me MOIDS
>>34500557>>34500585So you're the "raped trash" anon, eh? Haha, I figured you were a paedophile. Do your parents know?
>>34500603Raped trash anon?
ig most atoga anons are american, everyone went to sleep
>>34500603Not a regular either. Why are you so invested in denying this could ever happen?
I woke up after sleeping for 40 minutes and now i cant sleep ;(
would it be weird to ask to be someone's friend if I matched her on Hinge? This girl seems cool but she has a photo of her with pasties on her tits in public and she cosplays, which I'm personally not into and I'm sure she wants someone to cosplay with. Outside of those two things she seems cool but not gf material for me
>>34500609
What if my crush has yet to ponder the possibility of us together. What if she hasn't realized I would hold her lovingly in my arms.Note: I only feel this way cause it's spring (fuck this nigger season)
Wait, who is raped trash? Why is she called that?
>>34500626that means she doesn't want you to do that or else she would have pondered it by now
Go back to your country satanic Hindu sex predator
*yanks out your hair and ties a fishing fly with it*
If I had a dog and it died I would taxidermy it, crucify it, then display it in the living room.
what happened to the british guy, qt i think he was called
>>34500678any more info on him?
Moids, is this true?
>>34500678fatal alcohol poisoning
>>34500680why's this pushed so hard? recently the local newspaper was also doing an article on men going for older women because they are "more mature"? are they priming moids for hagmaxxing? what are they planning to do with all the young women? use them for their satanic rituals?
Anyone else ever been in a situation where you felt as if one if your siblings (lives in the same area) js way too "friendly" to your SO compared to you? But in a subtle way, which means you can't call it out unless you want to look like a schizo.
>>34500686no, but your brother is genuinely a weirdo
>>34500685>what are they planning to do with all the young women? use them for their satanic rituals?wellllll
>>34500680No, women my age tend to be turbonormies who say feminist things if you ask them but don't change their behavior for it in any way. The only "true believers" are people I wouldn't want anything to do with anyway.
>>34500689feels weird, like they are expecting a young women shortage and are trying to soften the blow with subtle foreshadowing or so
>>34500688but I can't call it out. Even worse. I used to have real, bad possessiveness/jealousy issues early on into the relationship. So I'll just look bad and this will just look like me being weirdly incestuously jealous if I do anything.
>>34500692just move far away, like to hungary or so
>>34500691>like they are expecting a young women shortageAlmost all immigrants to European countries are men and all politicians want as many of them as possible. It could be skewing the demographics of the youngest generations.
>>34500693That's not realistic. Plus the sibling will just move to be near me again.
>>34500696it's hoever, the politicians and rich farts harvest the teenage girls, the immigrants take the twenty somethings and the walled ones are whats left over for the local moids bon appetite!
>>34500680I've missed out on love with women my age, I've missed out on love with older women, I've missed out on love with younger women, it's over
>>34500697k, get into baking and make her really fat and ugly, best make her have a couple of kids too so she starts to be really exhausted and grumpy all the time and stops being nice to look at or be around, bam, problem solved
>>34500690Not my gf she is trad cath and totally submissive
>>34500680Not a moid but no, it's not true, the author is probably a bitch in her 40s/50s and it's just her sick fantasyMoids always want to date younger women because every moid thinks with their dick and their dick wants maximally fertile partners
hypothetical for US women, if they remove a woman's human rights and consider them property again, do you have a nice man in your life that you know at least won't treat you badly in that scenario?
>>34500701I don't think it's about looks or anything, my sibling just has no friends besides me. I was fine with it at first and us all hanging out often, but then I started to notice the weird behavior. And everything always being at my expense, feels really like I'm being sidelined every time now.
I feel liek baking cookies rn but I should eat healthier
>>34500701This sounds like a typical indian migrant household
>>34500705you have to find a slam pig for him, you could hire a prostitute to give him the gf experience every weekend to keep him off your case
>>34500706weird, I was just considering making a mug cake I want vanilla raspberrywhat are you craving?
I got some bounty I must go after. Yarrrrt
>>34500709My sibling is a volcel and not too interested in dating it feels like, and we never talked about this sort of thing even as kids/teens lel. So it would feel too weird now.I just don't know what to do/say without coming across like the bad guy, because the sibling would figure out a way to talk about it to everyone and make me look evil or something, no matter what I said. But I don't want to do weird schizo tactics either anon.If it gets to that point I'll just leave, find someone new, and never introduce them next time and not let it get to the point where I can be in such a shitty position. Big mistake.
>>34500713You should watch the movie The Bounty.
>>34500710I just want chocolate chip cookies. Mug cake sounds good too
I wonder if our future generations will look back at us and think us soft while they work their 15 hour shift in the mines while wearing masks designed to limit their oxygen intake because life on earth is dying.
>>34500717what does your gf think about the situation?
>>34500720I was actually going to read the official Bounty logbook the other week. I will see the film as well.
>>34500680meh, i'll bend over anything from 20yo to 45yo as long as she looks per my standards and her piss is still warm.
>>34500724I already do this but it’s only 12 hours
>>34500730At least they don't whip you
>>34500726No idea really, really likes my sibling but also feels pity for the weirdness and having no friends thing.I feel like I am not trusted anymore on anything that could be related to jealousy because of past issues about 2-3 years ago where I was indeed too possessive and schizo and it was hurting the relationship. This is subtle though so I'll just look schizo if I try to bring it up.
>>34500733No but sometimes we like to throw molten lead at each other, getting burn scars down here is a right of passage amongst the men
>>34500738Sounds fun
https://youtu.be/RHzgaPRXQGgWas it racism?
>>34500740Well I already broke 100K this year and this is on a slow week lol
>>34500735well, you don't have a remote control for your brother, all you can do is avoid him and trust your gf but I suppose you're not actually worried she'd take him up on it and it's more just awkward and uncomfortable and results in weird dynamics there's not much you can do really, some relatives simply make life worse and your only options are to deal with it or cut contact
>>34500746Congrats
Peter griffin spits into Stewies mouth clip
What do you do if you want a partner, but then you think about it and you don't ever feel connected to anyone?
>>34500756condensing sphere in your nostril
>>34500761Peter is a riot.
>>34500757stay single, relationships are only worth it in theory
Change in weather and BAM migraine with aura.NICELET'S GO
>>34500763But I'm so incredibly lonely and touch starved
My leftoid sister lost it laughing when I said the CVS in our town is always full of dumpy negroes. She kind of tried to give me shit for being racist but couldn't even finish the sentence. I *can* fix her.
>>34500765Don't losten to them. Relationships are one of the most important things for us as humans. Your brains demands and needs someone to have sex with and share your emotions with otherwise you will go crazy.
>>34500765you'll feel even lonelier and more touch starved when you're in a relationship and your bf/gf doesn't feel like it and doesn't get you at all
>>34500770Nobody is forced to stay in a relationship that makes them miserable. Especially if you're a man nobody can stop you from leaving any time you wish.
>>34500772the point is that you'll end up wanting to leave again anyways, so why even enter one? you can simply spare yourself the whole hassle
>>34500747Yep just awkward/weird, and it makes me feel legitimately shitty and very stressed out in the actual moment.I suppose you're right. I'm already stressed out for when my sibling starts asking questions and the ensuing chaos and drama. Especially since nothing so bad has been said that I would feel like I cannot invite the sibling to our home again, so when that happens again, the sibling will surely find a way to passively-aggressively imply I'm a bad crazy person to my SO, and make me feel guiltyNow I understand why some people prefer to be alone.
>>34500773Because helps pass the time until you die
>>34500774yeah, where there's humans, there's drama and drama always causes stress, if you want to have a peaceful existence, solitude is usually your best bet maybe gift him a puppy or so, so he's a bit more busy, could also backfire though and he brings a badly behaved dog to come harass you and your gf too
>>34500775I can think of hundreds of much more fun things you can do to do that, like making mug cakes
>>34500778Mug cakes can't suck my dick and put sun screen on my back
people who havent dealt with crippling loneliness for years on end really can’t grasp that even a bad experience/ relationship with a person is still more appealing than never having anything at all i'd take an outright abusive partner rn if it meant i had some company
>>34500776There was a dog but it was given to our dad because my sibling was too tired to take care of it, not my words. Instead visiting us or spamming me with texts wanting to visit us every day seems more fun, apparently. Personally I'd rather get a cat.
>>34500782That is as stupid as what they say. There is so much people out there nobody has to take any shit from anyone. Respect your self.
>>34500782I've experienced both. Being alone can definitely be better.
>>34500781 don't want anyones mouth on my genitals and I don't use sunscreen so those are no arguments for me to not stick to mug cakes >>34500782nah, we know you need to fuck around and find out for yourself
>>34500784Rich coming from you
>>34500784>>34500785>>34500786frankly none of you are changing my mind on how i feel on this, i can’t emphasize enough that you just simply wont get it unless youre in my shoes.
>>34500787Who am I?
>>34500783>every daygood lord, you really need to move very far away from that pest also, start going on "spontaneous" trips with your gf often where you're simply not at home and have no signal
>>34500788>>34500786Different things make different people happy. You go girl.!
>>34500789Someone that just woke up.
>>34500793You're god damn right.
>>34500788this is going to be so funny when some -cel is screeching at you that you don't know what it's like to be truly lonely five years from now when you try to warn them
>>34500795You should take your own advice every now and then
>>34500797I am a lost cause. I try to warn others before they make the same mistake of thinking them selves above basic human needs.
You will be enslaved.They will force you to create machines of war and death.
>>34500796at least i'll have something to tell, to remember and reflect on, someone to hate or resent, experiences to relate to others with, etc, all that would fill the void far more than what i currently got going on which is literally nothing at all. im not dumb, i know abusive relationships are awful and wont last long term, im not trying to argue against that fact.
>>34500800As long as they point them at people I don'tlike I am fine with this.
>>34500782And people who have experienced a horrible relationship would rather be alone at home with no company but a sleeping cat, knitting and reading romantasy books about magical partners who are charming instead of abusive.
>>34500799Thats not why people say that, they know they need human connection but sometimes dealing with not having that need met is the lesser of two evils compared to what comes with trying to get those needs met. It's a bit arrogant of you to think people that chose solitude are just too dumb to understand basic human needs
>>34500802I jerk off my penis and point it at people I don't like. Then my spiderweb-like cum ensnares their face.
>>34500801so go ahead and do it then, if you are ok with drama and pain then there's no limit to how much you can lower your expectations and there must be some death row obese serial killer baby rapist that would be willing to date you
>>34500799You are a lost cause. You are the lost cause of the south. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mB-o5ACJhuc
>>34500538Instructions unclear. Post pictures.
>>34500804Cowards
>>34500790Yeah I understand having no friends because truthfully I have none either but I don't want to encourage this weird situation anymore. Ty for the tip.
>>34500803and yet i still envy them and what they went through because they went through something at all. the details are irrelevant to me,
He's right. Being alone is worse than being cheated on.I can't meet anyone now. Too old.>>34500476I want to kms
>>34500812Your situation is understandable, the only people who are proud and happy to be alone are those who experienced the worst breakups and the most hurt from others. Afterwards they usually are more confident and more "whole" as people, even after leaving and despite being alone for decades. But I think you can still achieve the same thing if you're autistic enough. Not that I encourage it though.
There's nothing as beautiful and charming as having sex with your friends.
It's over for men over 30
The only people truly happy with being alone are geniuses that choose the hermit life or autistic morons that lack the brain power to feel alone. You are neither. The only one arrogant here is you saying that you are above the millions of people throughout human history telling you that you need people.
>>34500819It's really not. I've had more sexual encounters in my 30s than I have in my entire life.
>>34500819>>34500823Men are checking out
>>34500752Indians can’t cope
>>34500823Yeah, so did I. But they finished up a year ago. Enjoy the temporary spike.
>>34500764Imagine being literally filtered by your own habitat, that’s the universes sign telling you to kill yourself
If you use 4chan, that's cheating. You're not truly alone, you still get social interactions here.
>>34500820I’m an autistic genius that loves a hermit life until I found a gf that was equally autistic and man hating so we both decided to change each others lives, incels are so depressed it limits their sub IQ
>>34500835but none of you would talk tto me if we were face to face so it doesn’t really count
>>34500835If you use 4chan you’re a fucking depressed loser that should kill yourself
>>34500839NTA but I'm working on it.
>>34500838Lmao torontopajeet having his daily poo melty crashout saar
I'm too old of a virgin to want a mommy gf
>>34500841what no i just meant that im ugly im not indian nor canadian geez
>>34500840Call me when you break $100K/yr
>>34500844I won't be. I'm waiting to die.
>>34500843He must’ve killed himself, thank the lord that you’re not indian
>>34500835None of you people would want anything to do with me irl. We're all stuck here with each other.
I'd rather be Indian than you
>>34500838People stranded on a desert island with no human contact could rightfully call you a phony and a poser. If they ever manage to get out.
>>34500847>Troon copeReal men face adversity and walk around with it everyday of their lives, don’t insult us by pretending to care or understand just kill yourself
>>34500829The universe has to nerf me, because I would be too damn strong otherwise.
>>34500839>If you use 4chan you’re a fucking depressed loserSo are you, ENTJ
>>34500849There’s literally nothing stopping you from going outside and making friends
>>34500835That's why I'm here.
>>34500856extroverts should learn to really stop talking sometimes, you guys always think you knew best.
>>34500855Yeah but I have a girlfriend and make over 100K a year, you have nothing to show for yourself lmao
>>34500856Of course not, just saying that this place isn't cheating because it's the same as shouting at people on the street.
>>34500853Am cis male
>>34500858In any other timeline you would died due to starvation and lack of social networking for survival, lower your tone when talking to me food chainlet
>>34500863god i hate millennials
>>34500863In any other timeline I would sign up with the army and gotten free food and paid pussy.
>>34500866>he thinks canon fodder got any of that during war lel
>>34500859And all of that is a lie, but the undeniable truth is that you still use 4chan, like a loser, as you said
>>34500868Yes, plenty. Especially pre-renaissance. Although you might also just die.
I don't think anon would have been able to hack it in any historical army.
>>34500868There was no canon fodder
>>34500870uh huh>>34500873uh huh
>>34500819its over for all of us, genius, we're nothing but slaves to the ultra wealthy, we are to breed more, die in poverty and be so brainwashed that we'll endlessly repeat that cult phrase from that one simpsons episode, remember? "The leader is good, the leader is great, we'll sign over our will as of this date!" people think it's just those stupid ass americans who'll suffer but it's everyone in the world, we're cooked anons, enjoy the moment of now because from here on out it's gonna get worse, so much worse, the children you see, the babies you see, the teenagers you see, they not know what hell awaits them and it's sad, like seeing a happy animal licking the farmer that's about to end them to the slaughter house for meat.
>>34500876You're more of a doomer than me. I'm just lonely and mentally ill.
grim atoga hours
>>34500879I might have to consider going back to the thrift store to go get that buoyancy thermometer I saw.
>>34500868>>34500873True, because the correct term is "Cannon Fodder".
>>34500883
if i wont the lottery i'd give each of you 20k
>>34500886thanks babeif I end up inheriting a bunch of money I will buy an old castle and the based anons can come live there for free
>>34500884Some mistakes are negligible, but you've made a typical ESL mistake, ENTJ.
>>34500891insanely insulting
>>34500879euros going to bed, americans are still in bed, peak australia hours
>>34500889based chudgoyclique mannor anon
hell yeah i fucking love australians
>>34500895Yes.Sucks that your tax dollars have to pay for my existence. The state basically provides me with a free second mommy while I get to sit home with vidya! Hah!
>>34500879It's a grim life.
>>34500894dude its like noon. i think you mean euros still at work
atoga is like a text based gross up close up
>>34500894>euros going to bedIt's the middle of the day. Euros are at work.
>>34500895you stated that, not us >>34500839
>>34500819Yeah I'm 26 and already get a sense that I'm on my last legs. 30 is ogre, too late for casual sex and marriage.
>>34500907I'm a schizophrenic, don't try me.
>>34500911I got laid more after 30. It's still over though.
Is it worth trying to fix my fatass cousin by taking him to the gym and making him fit? I'm a lost cause socially, probably will never have kids of my own, but if I can make him fit then I'd at least feel like I'm doing something for the family.
>>34500916no, leave the poor fucker alone ffs
>>34500917Don't you lot pay taxes to the US to keep your citizenship?
>>34500921Honestly, based on all fronts.t. schizo incels
>>34500921I fucking hate Australian women
>>34500919entj is an indian in australia. he doens't know how the us tax system works nor the australian one for that matter because he's a lifelong neet.
Would someone be willing to answer this thread here, preferably a woman because I had no idea what I should've said >>34500920
>>34500926>make eye contact with female>arrrrghhhh ohmigosh ohmigosh harblharblhabrlhadnhfknfjnjnvgvkrfnrnftnrfjdude literlly nothing happened kek
>>34500926nothing, approaching total strangers just because you like the way they looks is insanely cringe and creepy
>>34500932Don't foids lament that men don't have the balls to cold approach anymore?
>>34500932Nta but approaching strangers at bars is how i got laid.It's also how I became a used up whore
>>34500935people that go to a bar are already ran through failures so treating them like slightly rotten pieces of meat is ok, doesn't apply to people just walking around on the street >>34500934maybe the bottom of the barrel ones
>>34500881>buoyancy thermometerI was going to ask what that is but then I remember I have google. Pic related?Cool concept, but what would you need it for?
>>34500940its cute
>>34500940Yes, like pic rel but the one I saw had clear filled glass bubbles, which is also a cute look. >what would you need it for?Nothing really, it just looks nice and is a fun concept I suppose.
>>34500940>what would you need it for?NtaIt pleases me
>>34500946>fun conceptGood enough reason as any.
>>34500932Yeah exactly, usually I'm already in a conversation with the girl, we match on a dating app or they're the ones talking to me first, this one would feel awkward >>34500938Yeah but then you're waiting for something and bored, we were both walking towards opposite sides of campus while trying to escape rain
>>34500930>>34500936Is this how you view yourself, ENTJ?
>>34500937You are even more depressing than me. I hope you find happiness.
we will ALL find happiness
>>34500835I don't want to know people, even you.
>>34500975Whether you like it or not, you still communicate with people here and gain some knowledge about them.
oh my goshness
>>34500968>>34500975Hey, Entjee! Your beloved gf is here!
>>34500980Nope, I don't hoard information except like 2 pieces. One on QT and one on JH.
>>34500987So you have zero idea who swiss is?
>>34500988>>34500990I don't care.
Anons what did I miss last night?
I feel horrible, bruh.I hate getting sick, might actually puke.
>>34500972I did. One cheated, one left because I was nuts, the rest just wanted to pump and dump.
I ate the silica gel packet
>>34500993JH was trying to argue that rape isn't sex then she ran away after anon proved her wrong. That's why she lies to /atoga/ about losing her virginity to her first bf in high school when her real first bf was her uncle, kek. She was coped for years by telling herself that rape isn't sex. What a pathetic raped trash freak she is.
>>34501008what the fuck
>>34501002based
i miss her bros :(
>>34501009See >>34498442>>34498453>>34498461
i get this is an anonymous site but why would anyone ever willingly share that they got raped if that shit ever happened to me, i'd take that to the grave,
>>34501016anonymous website who cares. The weird thing is some guy being proud of mocking someone because they got raped. We should really just solve the incel problem in a permanent fashion you know what I mean
>because they got raped it seems more like he’s pointing out how shes wrong in trying to claim her rape didnt count as sex when it was proven that it in fact does count. non virgins need to learn to leave the virgin term alone for once.
>>34501016Victim points and pic related. She hoped it would give her immunity from criticism.>>34501019She's just a horrible person if you have seen her posts.
>>34501016NtaI got molested, it's not my secret to keep.I've also fucked more girls than you'll ever speak to.
>>34501023>>34501021wait isnt this the chick who lusts after ppl in the gym and wants to have a kid with her throuple
>>34501023They guy who trolls her for being a rape victim is way worse, ‘teen
>>34501026what does ‘teen mean
>>34501024>it's not my secret to keep.i dont even get what point youre trying to make here>I've also fucked more girls than you'll ever speak to.probably, csa can cause unstable hypersexual behavior in adulthood, have fun with that trauma response of yours bud
Why do guys say dumb obvious shot during sex. Like "you're wer" or "there's sum on your face" after you take a facial for them?
>>34501027Developmentally arrested retard who posts on the jak imageboard
>>34501019I think that guy confessed to being raped himself so he is definitely mentally ill
>>34501030oh. wait but what is it short for since you use ‘ before teen
>>34501031He should rope, he sucks the air out of the thread every time he shows up
>>34501032shartyteen
>>34501013I miss my fren and the burrito bowl I ate last night.
>>34501008>>34501021Further proof that men deserve less>>34501019>We should really just solve the incel problem in a permanent fashion you know what I meanBased
>>34500129** and Balding
>>34501038im the 2nd person u replied to, im F not M. stop making this a gender war.
>>34501038You are lowering the quality of the thread just as much as the people you're crying about
Who ever made AirPods should kill themselves they never turn off so they never preserve battery. Why are they connecting to my phone when they’re in the case
>>34501040Based poster
>>34501040The 19th amendment was a mistake.
>>34501042Wtf I didn’t know they worked like that. That’s ridiculousCan you really not even turn them off when they’re in the case
>>34501042Don't they have a feature that lets you play noise when you can't find them? Can't do that if they're off.
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>>34501019Incels don't exist. He's a chud.
I'm a 29 year old 'teen
Let’s make the next thread less stinky
>>34501019>The weird thing is some guy being proud of mocking someone because they got raped.>We should really just solve the incel problem in a permanent fashion you know what I meanSo being proud of mocking someone because they got raped is weirdBut being proud of murdering someone because they are weird and got raped (incels) is prideworthyWe should really solve the murderer-rapist problem in a permanent fashion if you know what I mean And by that I mean permaban you
>>34501051That website is impressively unfunny and self-serious
>>34501054QQ
>>34501048Can’t play the noise because they’re dead because they were connected all night. Retarded
>>34500524Then what did she do to make it looser?
>>34500987>One on QT and one on JHI'm dubious as to what information you're "hoarding" considering you horribly misidentity us and talk nonsense all the time kek>>34499408I do still have some dorky shorts and gaming tees... but I more just wear them around the house/garden...
>>34500364lol I was asleep retaaard but I’m glad everyone agrees that you’re mentally challenged
>>34500131come on man. just shoot your shot. if you fail then at least you tried. you don't have to "know how to do it" its awkward even for people who are experienced because its a vulnerable moment. this is something that feels nerve-wracking for everyone. just do it. don't think
>>34500136I'm not a man. Women especially are diagnosing themselves with POTS and EDS like wild, and all I really see in it is a desire for admission to a labeled community, caretaking from a partner, and/or a lessened burden of societal participation. The symptoms are not necessarily fake, but the motivation for label-seeking should be examined. Why would you want to be "sick?" Why do you want to be "disabled?" What is the end game of surmising a diagnosis with no medical backing?
>>34500549You weren't there, I was. I know what I saw. Stop being jealous
What in the everloving fuck happened here?
