Alright so an update to my previous >>34468038 thread.I finally located the apartment that owns that barking dog. I was looking outside my window and there I saw the dog hoping out on the balcony barking at people.I went and asked the lady that owns it to do something about her dog, and she basically told me to go fuck myself.And the landlord said there's nothing he can do about it cause their lease allows for pets. Interestingly, the lease that I signed said no pets are allowed.So what do I do now?
You could contact Animal Control. If they get in contact with them, they might know you were the one responsible for it though.
>>34498998>they might know you were the one responsible for it thoughah fuck
i already told you to kill the dog by throwing poisoned dog food over the fence. Mix dog food with xylitol. Choose tasty dog food so that dog will definitely eat it. Lots of xylitol. Dog will die of organ failure within hours or less. Problem solved. Just make sure to not get caught and watch out for cameras
Btw when you see that dog on the balcony and nobody is in sight just throw it at it. It will eat it. Then throw another. That way the owner won’t find any dog food. Something like that. Just some perfection. But you can just throw multiple at it
>>34499076Their balcony is facing the courtyard and trust me there's a shit ton of cameras watching the entire property including that courtyard.
>>34498797>Interestingly, we signed different leasesThat's not interesting at all though. Are you autistic? Autists tend to find such mundanities interesting, because they can't conceive that anybody else could be different from them.
>>34498797Could record the dog barking, then get a birthday card where you record a custom sound, Playback the the dog bark sound into the card and then put the card in her mailbox.
>>34501268Better yet, a card that SPECIFICALLY does not shut up once it has been opened, even if closed again.
>>34501268>then put the card in her mailbox.The mailboxes are locked. It's a cluster box. Only the mail person and the person the individual mailbox belongs to has the key.
>>34501268>>34501282>Human pretending to be a dogI will never fucking understand this
Get a dog whistle, or a very high frequency sound that dogs can hear, but humans can not hear, that you can play from your computer. Play the sound every time he starts barking.
>>34501466Dude that is shit fucking smart. I'm a do that right now.
>>34501342>>the mailboxes are lockedoh no>>the mailman has the keyyou are So Close to solving the puzzle.
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>>34501466>>Play the sound every time he starts barkingAnd this will make him stop barking?
>>34501510Are you retarded? The government employee that delivers mail to people is not going to let some random stranger come up to him so he can put a random envelope, fill with I dunno anthrax or something, in some other person's mailbox. That's a federal crime.
>>34501520>Rockylmao kek xD
>>34501548>>gov employee is not going to let some random stranger come up to him to deliver random envelopeYou are about three french-fries short of a Happy Meal to think I was implying handing off an envelope to the mailman.
>>34499103you might need to sneak it somewhere close to her property then. Few dogs might walk by and eat it but that’s the price we got to pay
>>34499103just do it when it’s dark. Spread those treats around her door or further away and put on a hoodie and face mask
>>34501580>nah don't social engineer the mailman Oh so you're instead suggesting that he steal the keys from the mailman somehow, in hopes that he won't notice that the only set of keys the United States Post Office has entrusted in him, to deliver important pieces of paper to the citizens of this country, is strangely missing from his person.Oh yeah, you're real smart buddy. Real smart.LMAO get the fuck outta here retard xD
>>34501699>>youre suggesting that they steal the keys!!Somewhere out there is a tree tirelessly producing oxygen for you.
>>34501755>my idea is so stupid that I'm not even gonna post it>I'm just gonna post dumb images of ducks and stars instead>that way nobody is gonna notice how retarded I amsure man whatever works for you
>>34501764>spraypaint nigger on their door>pour glue in their keyhole>or just burn their door downI would love to spend a day or two inside your mind.
