Is it stupid to pay for one of those "cuddle" sessions from the internet when what I really want is to get sexually aroused by touching a beautiful woman for an hour?
>>34499160Don't overspendDon't get addicted
What's the max you'd pay for the hour
>>34499195I dunno $500?
>>34499160>Is it stupid to pay for one of those...Yes
>>34499256kek
>>34499160>"cuddle" sessions from the internetIs this some new e-grift? And if so how do I get in on it?
>>34499368>kekI can finally transcend
>>34499428lol
>>34499520>lolThank you for your reactions, I get off on this shit, just kidding, don't mind my freak energy, buddy
>>34499420biggest site for this shit is cuddlecomfort.com where you can search for people who will cuddle with you
>>34499695Interesting, I'll look into it, thanks
>>34499744notice how they emphasize that there's no sexual activity at all ahahahaha
>>34499160This will absolutely decimate any ounce of self-respect that you have for yourself. I actually think this would feel worse than paying for sex.
>>34499801Daaaaang
>>34499695Are you a hot femanon?
>>34499831shit I wish no I'm an ugly ass dude with hair on my face and a bald ass head
>>34499160I actually did this around like a year ago.>closest one was an hour away>she was in her 40s or so I think, I was 23 or 24 at the time>she looks good for her age>sent her a form and she emailed me maybe a couple weeks later>we email back and forth and she asks me on what I am trying to get out of it>I am mostly honest about it, basically explain I am touch starved but say it in a more covert way>I dont tell her I cant get a gf but that is the real reason why I did it>she agrees to meet and we schedule>i drive there on the day and she explains some stuff>she has one of those walls that people use to change in movies partitioning off part of her living room as the dedicated space, with a futon as the place for cuddling on>it appears like she lives alone but I can hear some small dog yapping in the back>she turns the lights down low, puts on some essential oil diffuser, turns on relaxing ambient music, and closes the blinds>she kind of guides me through some basic poses at first and has a book with a lot of options>i let her take the lead and we talk about different things in life>we spoon both ways>also do some pose where both our chests were flush with each other and she kind of had me locked into her>probably the most enjoyable posr for me wss being held in her lap and she was playing with my hair>after my hour is up I pay her via an app, thank her and go on my way and drive homeOverall pretty enjoyable. She charged me like 100 dollars which sounds steep, but actually I think is pretty cheap compared to other prices I saw on there. I'm in good shape physically and try to take care of myself so maybe that encouraged her to be more open/intimate with me, but I am not sure. I would do it again and have considered asking to schedule another session.
>>34499958>around like a year ago>I was 23 or 24 at the timeso you're like... exactly the same age then
>>34499979No, I just couldn't remember if it was before or after my birthday that year. That's why I said 23 or 24. It's a small detail anyways.
>>34499985"around a year ago" is like yesterday man, I'm 40 fucking years old, it's still 2019 for me. You talk like a year ago was like a century ago. Like back when fucking dinosaurs roamed the fucking earth and shit.
>>34499695I tried this site and I couldn't find any guy who was decent even though there were a lot of people doing this where I live. Lots of guys who straight up just tell you they're cheating and mentally ill and other weirdos. I think they don't really vet people who sign up to be a cuddler so be careful if you use this
>>34499801>I actually think this would feel worse than paying for sex.Sounds like a (You) Problem. I just want to cuddle.
>>34499695is there a way to look for nearby cuddlers without making an account? dont want to waste time making and deleting one if theres nothing nearby that interests me
>>34500851Stand on a street corner holding a sign that says Will cuddle for money
>>34500864
>>34500814Are you a woman? Just cuddle with another woman. You ain't doing this for sexual reasons right? You could pretend the other woman is your mom. A cuddle session with your mom.
>>34500864kek
>>34499160>cuddlingahahahahahahaha
>>34501109Yep and I've considered that but I really don't have any desire to cuddle with a woman. I wouldn't say it's a sexual thing for me but more of a romantic fulfillment thing but not exactly either. Maybe more like a therapy thing. I'd like to have an interaction with a man that is completely on my terms, I get to dictate what he says and does and how he acts and I can even give him a new name and backstory if I want to, stuff like that. I want it to be completely transactional and without attachment. Basically a guy to larp my fantasies which involve physical touch sometimes cuddling but not sex. You'd think something like this would be easy to find but I haven't found it in all my years of searching and yes I've searched on escorting sites and put out ads too.
>>34505339LMAO get an AI boyfriend then. That's what all the autistic women are doing these days. LMAO you can cuddle with a couple pillows from your bed and have your laptop or phone next to you running the app that hosts your new AI boyfriend.LOL I'm not joking eitherhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=juYgUnf5iUg
