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>start new job contract-to-hire; solid pay, and the kind of place where everyone has been around for decades. Honestly the kinda shit that people in my field don't get
>make new friends, the kind of pals that are almost like college buds, right off the bat. Same interests, same memes, same gripes with the job but a strong solidarity.

>meet their spouse at a house party
>he is Kinda whatever. Shlubby 30 something and clearly the beta.
>i expected to not like him, but he turned out to be chill enough that we get along okay

>weeks later, my friend tells me her husband said I was "what I would've turned into if I hadn't experienced growth"
>tell her that's kind of a fucked thing to say but whatever. I didn't like him that much and didn't plan on seeing him more
>she clarifies weeks later that her husband meant "realizing he was Bi" when he said "growth". Which is a weird way to phrase it, but whatever. I don't care about this weird guy.

>"my husband added you to tomodachi life. You're not a character you're a pet"
>"my husband saw you on teams and started making fun of your last name"
>"my husband told me to tell you XYZ"
>I literally never bring up this man and my wife never asks about either of them. Honestly I hear about her gay best friend more than her husband since they do more together while the husband stays home playing video games and watching their kid

Anyway I'm kinda done hearing about this guy cause he sucks, he's a lame hang, and I don't have anything to say about him. My coworker is nice but can be a little hyper; they're a very Quick Chungus pairing. This coworker is someone I see pretty regularly at work, and they are helping navigate to be a permanent hire; basically the kinda job where I can just coast till I retire. So I'm not trying to be a dick, but holy shit, I get it, your husband is projecting weird shit on me after meeting me once. Leave me alone.