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>>34501047Why the fuck did you keep the second ATOGA in the subject?
Am I allowed to want a mommy gf now that I'm a 27 y/o virgin?
>>34501047It's Ask The Opposite Gender AnythingFix your shit already
>>34501053Last thread was popular so I kept it.
Do you guys capitalize The in the title just to bother me or are you German speakers
GenderAre you on any medications?
>>34501064M, ye
>>34501064no but they tried
Plap
>>34501064MBudesonide & formoterol, a twice daily bronchodilator. I also have an albuterol rescue inhaler when that’s not enough
>>34501064MNope, never was. I take 120ug LSD every 4weeks tho.
>>34501047Idc what gender answers me but this board doesn't seem to have any other generalA clothed upper body massage from a cute female massage therapist involuntarily sent me. I know massages aren't sexual, but apparently my body never got the message. Now I have questions. >Is this normal or is it because I'm a khhv or have something wrong with me? >Can a massage therapist tell if you're turned on? I mean I tried my damndest not to react in any way, but I read something about how they can tell just from micro signs>Does this mean no more massages in the future?
>>34501073I think it’s only natural that you’d feel some kind of way about it, but anyone who isn’t socially retarded can pick up on your arousal immediately.I doubt it’s anything she hasn’t seen before, so as long as you behave, I don’t see why you can’t get any more massages. Just don’t get more specifically because you want that girl to turn you on again.
>>34501073My wife is an LMT. It happens all the time and professionals ignore it.
>>34501078why would you allow your wife to take on such a job
>>34501078>>34501081I swear to god every married dude in /atoga/ is the most cucked out of everyone
>>34501082I'd put money that more than half of married male posters are, and that's the reason they also come here.
Last night I dreamt that somebody loved me
>>34501076>>34501078Thanks. Would like to know though, how do professionals pick up on arousal? I mean, it would be nice if you could learn to suppress the signs.
>>34501063ewww germans
femanonI...I made a steak
>>34501088Safe edgy alert
>>34501086Femanons will never love a fat and balding guy
>>34501091shut up claude
...Anonymous05/05/26(Tue)05:24:26 No.34501029Why do guys say dumb obvious shit matter of factly during sex. Like "you're wer" or "there's sum on your face" after you take a facial for them? Do you think this is dirty talk?
>>34501089women don't know how to make steaks, stick to bakery or w/e
>>34501092i would
>>34501094I'd like it.
>>34501093Kys fatso
>>34501081>why would you allow your wife to take on such a jobBecause she already was before we got together. She also only did it to pay for her way through school for O&P. Why?>>34501082>>34501085I'm not a man, tho. Nor am I cucked.>>34501087>how do professionals pick up on arousal?Maybe the fucking erection>>34501089What kind of steak, and what cook?
>>34501101lesbian....?who tops who ?
>>34501101>I'm not a man, tho. Nor am I cuckedHot
>>34501099I am not fat mkay
>>34501103We both switch, but she tops more.
>>34501106Hot
>>34501106what type of asian is she today?
>>34501064M, nopeIt takes work to manage my ADHD but I feel much better off the medication than on
>>34501106Does it feel liberating to you to take a big piece of plastic instead of actual dick?
>>34501114She cucks her wife and still chases real dick. She’s in an open marriage.
>>34501115That's how you know the other girl tops, she's the male of the relationship from how much she sacrifices
>>34501114A lot of Lesbians don't take fake cock
All this talk of women topping each other has me bricked
>>34501120Pic
>>34501112The same she's always been. Filipino and Chinese on her mom's side. White on her dad's.>>34501114It does, actually. Dildos don't need time to recover.>>34501115No, I don't and no the fuck we are not.
>>34501121No, its private, fuck you
>>34500681Lol I wish, but been trying to stay sober from everything. I'll have a flavoured sparkling water on the weekend lol. Substances ain't worth it3450067834500679How are you guys?Nothing "happened" really, I got a job as a teaching assistant in a school, fixed up my old bike, and been gardening, life is gucci
>>34501122JH claims strapons feel.awful, what's her problem?
>>34501125I'm a dumdum, meant to quote>>34500678>>34500679
>>34501125chad shit
>>34501120Topping women topping women topping women topping women!
>>34501122>No, I don't and no the fuck we are not.Could’ve fooled me with some of those posts of yours.
>>34501124:*
>>34501114Why are men so combative about dildos?
Women don't actually get addicted to sex do they.
>>34501133Why are women so combative about fleshlights?
>>34501133Dildos are based, death to vibrators, the least erotic thing ever
lol Swiss gets called retarded by so many people
>>34501122> A strong woman who don't need no man
>>34501125Glad you're staying clean and safeSchool TA sounds wholesome, best of luck with that
>>34501126>what's her problem?Could be due to material. I don't like really hard material like plastic and glass for that reason. Could also just be bad strap game from whoever was fucking her.>>34501131Occasionally having threesomes with the same guy, where we are both actively participating, is not cucking or indicative of an open relationship.>>34501133>Why are men so combative about dildos?Same reason graphic designers don't like AI.
>>34501135I don’t
>>34501136From what I've seen fleshlight shaming is a male thing, I'd be happy if they got fleshlights instead of ruining their dicks with death grip and mattress humping. I've bought my bf a couple different kinds but he's too embarrassed to use them since he views them as some incel loser thing.>>34501138Nothing unerotic about a magic wand that makes people orgasm.
>>34501147>Nothing unerotic about a magic wand that makes people orgasm.Even hotter if it's against their will.
>>34501145How much of a chad is this guy that he's able to do that?
>>34501141she's an autistic BPD gooner on testosterone.
>>34501147I'd only use one of those if a woman bought it for me, and ideally used it on me
Should I get on Hers should I get female minoxidil ? I cannot be bald guys
>>34501147Vibes are the female equivalent of mattress humping and death gripping
>>34501128Not really but thanks kek (I am the only guy in the office though lol)>>34501142Thanks <3 sobriety is the way (I'm loony enough without the substances lol)Hope you're doing good too!! Talk later>>34501140Haters gonna hateShe always seemed nice and pretty smart desu
>>34501150All it takes is not having any standards.
>>34501156Those drugs won't fix your hypothyroidism and progesterone deficiency
Sometimes I start to spiral when I hear men talking about women being into them, like that's a thing that actually happens and isn't a fantasyWomen, how much would it upset you if a man you liked told you he couldn't believe you actually liked him?
>>34501167Don't even want to reply, you have a very worthless and exhausting aura
continued from>>>34487854>>>34498981>she changed her dating profile text from something to something else, saying "bored, dumb and bad"IT'S OVER 9000
>>34501168You don't say?
>>34501171It had to be said, you should learn your place and leave.
>>34501162My thyroid is really good I checked it and progesterone is fine
>>34501159The sun will shine on us again
>>34501175Golden boy!
>>34501174Goblina phenotype
>>34501172You do not belong on this website normalfag
>>34501159>She always seemed nice and pretty smart desuYou say that to all women
>>34501150I guess he would objectively be a Chad? At least physically. Personality wise, he's pretty introverted. >>34501152I'm not on test anymore, and that was literally to get me back to a healthy level when my hormones were all over the place.>>34501175There's something so beautiful about the sun in old Japanese media.
>>34501167It wouldn't upset me, I like it when men are pathetic and obsessed with me
>>34501180No I don't lol some are meanies >>34501175Study study study study! Stay cycling and stay learning
>>34501089come again when you make a mistake
>>34501170It's so sad because I know it was just one date but we had such a nice time and she is so cute I thought I was really going to be together with a woman I really was interested in for the first time ever...
>>34501145>Occasionally having threesomes with the same guy, where we are both actively participating, is not cucking or indicative of an open relationship.How is that not an open relationship lol?
It hurts to blink.
>>34501183Every foid on dating apps is now saying "I like men who yearn" or "nonchalant men swipe left". You're not special. We all know it's a massive shit test because men finally realized that giving bitches less attention is better.
As a man, venting and talking about my feelings has never felt good and rarely, if ever, has benefited me, so I think I'll refrain from doing so
>>34501185Who?
>>34501197I do it all the time, because I do it in a dignified way.Women like it when they know they're entering a man's inner sanctum to be a visitor not a nanny.
>>34501183I'd only accept being viewed as pathetic like that under specific circumstances
>>34501198Once when I was working as a barista a woman shouted at me and I cried
All my haters praying on my downfall but what they don’t know is that I’m moving in silence
>>34501168I am really tired of seeing this cunt's posts
Have you guys ever
>>345012011. My post was not referring only to showing emotions in front of women2. I never show my feelings in undignified way
>>34501198Oh and also when I was a bartender I had a mean colleague who made me cry several times (but then I realised that everyone else also thought she was a bitch and she was only there because her mom was regional manager or something)
>>34501206I am now
>>34501205All because she refuses to justify your existence for you?Not so hot take: men who cry suicide should do it
>>34501167I don't get why women are into men either. I suspect most cases are just the guy being uninterested so she's unable to see his real personality and how he acts in private.And I wouldn't be upset but I'd be out. I don't have the patience for low self esteem high maintenance people. I am also sad and insecure but I have the sense not to make it everyone else's problem. If someone's with me then that's their choice and I have to accept it, I'm not gonna ruin it by crying and begging for reassurance, that shit is so exhausting and annoying even if you can relate.
I really hate the swiss
>>34501216They’re not even a real nationality
>>34501125What the hell is going on at the hub end of those stays? Looks like an AI hallucination.
>>34501201Sounds cheesy, but it’s true. You gotta at least make the bed in your mind palace before you invite them in
>>34501190If you invite a guest over to your house, does that automatically mean you have an open door policy?>>34501216Their currency is franks. How you gonna pay rent with fucking sausages?
Freakybob what are you doing…
>>34501197
TFW no Atom Eve gf
>>34501221Were talking about someone who feels they have to figure out absolutely everything in their head before uttering a word of how they feel to anyone. We aren't talking about years of trauma, but sharing something as simple as "I feel anxious and can't do anything about it"
Men use me for companionship and ego boosts and feel no guilt about it
>>34501225>TFW no anissa gf
>>34501222it's worse, franks are named after francs, which was the french currency... god I hate napoleon
>>34501181Hormonal disorders explains a lot. Have you had your chromosomes tested?
>>34501227You use them the same way. It goes both ways.Unless you're dating absolutely freaks.
WERE HACKING INTO THE MAINFRAME
>>34501227
>>34501181Why would a woman need testosterone
>>34501209So there is no one you would dare to openly insult, got it
I wish I had a mommydom cosplay gf
>>34501125>I got a job as a teaching assistant in a schoolIn the UK? With your past? Are you larping again?
>>34501234Nta to grow a dick?
>>34501222>If you invite a guest over to your house, does that automatically mean you have an open door policy?No, but if I let someone fuck my wife I don’t think I’d really have a monogamous relationship anymore. Different strokes I guess.
>>34501225Tfw no Debbie Grayson wife>>34501220Lol I just nabbed the pic from Google images, but does look like it's been AI upscaled from 480p lol with some reconstructionIt has that plasticy smeared look, personally I'll always watch old broadcast anime in the original SD
Mr penis needs a hug :(
>>34501227I really hope she doesn’t think that’s what I’m doing.
>>34501234test gave me a small adams apple and a cool happy trailbig libido is a plus too
I will get another gf one day and leave this miserable shit hole
Moids, would you participate in this?
>>34501249sounds annoying.I don't like that aesthetic.
>>34501249tranny coded
>>34501249so performative.
>>34501250Ok, what about this?
>>34501249No, I live in America, not a commie bloc
>>34501193Never claimed to be special, I was just answering the question. If you're on dating apps you're below me and your opinion is worthless anyway.
>>34501241*uncrosses legs*
got ghosted again but this one surprised me>match on app>chat a little>ask her out>she agrees>exchange numbers>she deletes her account on the dating app>we chat more>she says shes really excited for our date>go to our date>ghostedshe was texting me everyday before this and good conversation too.
>>34501251>>34501252it's a simple yes or no question
Do you guys have places you repeatedly visit in your dreams?In mine there's a mall that has a very big 2006 coded vidya store that I kept dreaming about going by subway, and a convenience store that always accuses me of stealing every time I go there to buy something.
>>34501249I already did that from ages 17 to 19, but I lived in the southern US instead.
>>34501253yeah, this is fine.
>>34501258grow up
>>34501248I'd take a cheating gf or an abusive gf at this point if she wasn't outright uglyIt sucks being alone in the summer
>>34501235>there is no one you would dare to openly insultI mean I can name names but it's not like you'd know them lol>>34501237>Are you larping again?Not about this lol. I've had enhanced DBS checks before for past jobs. Being a basketcase isn't enough to disqualify you. But I'm doing much better now and staying sober anyway
>>34501260>>34501261based>>34501262no thanks
>>34501101Yeah yeah, you're around.
>>34501257>>she says shes really excited for our dateWas this hours before the date or days before?
>>34501267day before
>>34501101>>how do professionals pick up on arousal?>Maybe the fucking erectionI didn't have an erection [spoiler]or penis[/spoiler] though
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>>34501272God this story keeps getting naughtier
>>34501047Why don't men just rape more if they want sex so badly?
>>34501089Doubt. You bought and cooked steak. Real men are pastoral nomads.
How many femanons are overweight?
>>34501259I do, yeah. There’s an apartment complex that I’ve had several weird, drugged out house party dreams in.There’s also the pure white rooftops that I find myself on top of in a sea of white skyscrapers, and there’s a subterranean compound the size of a shopping mall that looks like the lobby of a five star hotel.I always encounter demons when I visit the rooftops. They’re vantablack humanoid figures with one massive eye in the middle of their faces, and they seem to feed on fear.The subterranean compound thing is a den of vampires. All beautiful people dressed in fancy clothes that look at me with hungry eyes. They try to swarm me and pin me down, and then they place this device shaped like a horseshoe against my collarbones that stabs me in the throat with huge needles on either end.
>>34501279the namefag is, aside from being a literal retard
How many femanons are underweight and balding
>>34501275I wish every board had them. They’re fun
>>34501271Rookie mistake.
>>34501281she posted panty shot the other day, shes not fat
I bought the steam controller, and some topical liquid minoxidil.
>>34501283Most of them I would guess
>>34501277Men want to be desired, too.
>>34501287Do you need a prescription for the topical minoxidil
>>34501286She’s posted her height and weight before and has readily admitted to being fat.
>>34501292you can buy it at costco.so probably not.
>>34501295You can? Ok ok my bald era is over I’m not letting this happen to me
>>34501277Revolting, I'm only interested in hot women raping me
>>34501290Ok but that's not sex. Clearly men don't actually care that much about having sex. Otherwise they would just rape
>>34501300>Otherwise they would just raperape is illegal
>>34501290No they don't or they would want to dress better to be looked at.
:( bald girl stupid bald girl
>>34501303NTANah, it's more like men want to be desired without putting in any effort to their looks and behavior whatsoever.
Wig shopping with femanon
Why women are so picky?
>>34501230>Have you had your chromosomes tested?No, why?>>34501234>Why would a woman need testosteroneBone health, regulation of ovulation, muscle preservation, libido, mood and energy levels, and regulate metabolism.>>34501240>DebbieThis is the real one. Eve is cool and all, but Nolan took the hapa pill. He was done for.>>34501266>Yeah yeah, you're around.Whereas you're just round, asshole. >>34501272Oh, then usually it's the opposite. You have people straight up moaning, grunting, and panting all day. Arousal is usually just going to fly over your head.
>>34501188Im gonna watch the movie she recommended me and tell her about it tomorrow or today. Last ditch effort.
>>34501311>StonetossBait detected.
>>34501283Not balding wtf
>>34501256mr penis needs consent
>>34501302Who cares? So is weed, the law is fake and men could just rape at any time but they don't. It's proof that most men respect women more than they want sex
Women don't understand that humiliation and betrayal makes or breaks a man. A man either learns from it and becomes an absolute monster or he is destroyed by it and never recovers.
>>34501318So does mine
>>34501319i mean smoking weed is easy and barely illegal. most places dont give a fuckrape is a whole undertaking, has far more dire consequences and whatnot
>>34501234Penis envy.
>>34501293I've also posted a silhouette, malding femanon.
>>34501276I wish, but I'm ugly and repulsive so I have to be extra careful because normies are predisposed to think we're creeps
>>34501314Yes, my ass is fatter than your tits.
>>34501321Speak for yourself. It knocks us on our asses, but it’s our fault if we never get back up.
>>34501317Ok braggart
I forgot what I already read in the comic vs what’s yet to happen in the show
>>34501327I’m a man lol. If you’re under 6’ tall and weigh over 200lbs, you’re fat.
>>34501311If you saw some of the guys they were going out with in real life you would not think this...>>34501314>Nolan took the hapa pill. He was done forHook, line and sinker>>34501325Once I was smoking weed in the park with friends and a policeman asked us if we knew anything about a missing girl and didn't even tell us to put out the spliff lolAnother time I walked past a policeman on 4/20 while smoking and he just asked me to put it out (I had another joint in my pocket tho so lit that up after)
But of course it’s only my head hair falling out. Rest of me looks like Jane Jungle
>>34501327Post silhouette again
>>34501314>Oh, then usually it's the opposite. You have people straight up moaning, grunting, and panting all day. Arousal is usually just going to fly over your head.Oh, that's good to hear. So they can't tell just from, I dunno, subconscious bodily twitches or whatnot? I wonder what they think about the panting clients. Is it "oh good, they're aaahing in relaxation" or "ew, they're probably getting off on this?" Either way, I'll keep on playing it safe and silent if I ever go to a LMT again.
Maybe she's lost weight. Her feet didn't look like a thin woman but also not a particularly heavy woman. Though it could be fatgirl angles.
>>34501341>Once I was smoking weed in the park with friends and a policeman asked us if we knew anything about a missing girl and didn't even tell us to put out the spliff lolAre you white or asian? A black dude probably would have been tackled to the ground and shot instantly
>>34501234to fold me and fuck me amazon style
>>34501344I’m gonna start saying George Jungle and Tim of the Apple now
>>34501263hm abusive yes, cheating? fuck no.
>>34501279>most anons are probably from america>most anons are currently shitposting on a device and not out jogging and lifting I'd be surprised if most of us aren't overweight
>>34501347Same for her hands
>>34501337Yep and Arnold Schwarzenegger is morbidly obese.
>>34501354What are you talking about
>>34501358This is the most looksmaxxed generation in human history. Being fat is inexcusable.
>>34501347Not too long ago she claimed that she's trying to gain weight.
>>34501352Based king
>>34501362Jane Jungle instead of Jane of the Jungle amused me
>>34501360He is 100 years old.
>>34501351>Are you whiteOfc lolI'd probably have gotten away with a lot less if I wasn't desu. Never gotten more than a slap on the wrist for anything
>>34501366ntaTaking meth and steroids isn't all that much healthier than being a morbidly obese fat fuck.
>>34501369That’s because I’m funny
>>34501360He’s 6’2” and a former bodybuilder. What on earth lol
>>34501379fat people delusions
Men being shocked when a woman makes a joke
>>34501378This is true
>>34501382I’m not shocked, just amused. Meanie
>>34501382When women joke, it means chads are around.
>>34501382I'm never shocked, I like it when women have a sense of humor
>>34501386Not here, hahaha
>>34501382That's the point of a joke, huh?
need gf
>>34501388Just Brads
>>34501147My gf is a fleshlight shamer.My anecdote beats yours.
>>34501385You explained my own joke to me
>>34501330>Yes, my ass is fatter than your tits.Not saying much>>34501346It's the same way with PT too. Relieving tension, sexual or not, tends to elicit the same responses. I had my hamstrings tempered a few weeks ago and you would think I was getting tucked if you were standing outside the door.
>>34501314>>34501073Forgot one question. Was thinking of just asking for a male massage therapist if I ever go back, to avoid the cute lady problem. But do they think it's weird if a girl asks for a male masseur? I read it's usually the other way around.
>>34501395You asked me to
Some teenager threw a plastic bottle at a trash can and missed and just let it roll around on the street so I picked it up and threw it out but in my head I was saying a lot of slurs at them What’s wrong with these people
>>34501325Vast majority of rape charges are never prosecuted and vast majority of rapes are never reported. Nothing is stopping men from rape. It is purely a conscious decision not to rape
Rate this face on a scale of 1-10
>>34501402Generations of bad parenting
>>34501402Hard to give a damn anymore in this world we live in now.
>>34501393
>>34501407generic coomer game/10
>>34501407Is this AI? Idk she's cute but looks like a child>>34501402I always find it ironic when I see littered energy drink cans not far from a wastebin. Clearly they didn't give them enough energy...
>>34501411Anon has really lame tastes in video games
>>34501399No, aside from my wife, I prefer a man too. They tend to be firmer and get deeper, no double entendre intended.
>>34501409Nta but wildlife and animals have done nothing wrong... it doesn't matter how bad society has gotten, littering is still selfish...
>>34501407A perfectly cute face, but I prefer more sexually mature features
>>34501421lol didn’t read the massage part first
>>34501409That mindset is why the world we live in is the way it is.
>>34501411>>34501415>>34501424She's from the critically acclaimed game Stellar Blade
>>34501422>>34501429You guys had much more constructive responses than the racial slur I typed and decided not to reply to that anon with
>>34501422You don't say. Still doesn't make it any less harder to give a damn about some animals if nobody gives a damn about you.>>34501429No, people don't randomly stop giving a damn. They do that when they stop having something to give a damn about.
>>34501408If it’s a few select races who are littering the most it can’t be just parenting it’s their culture. You can be poor and not live in squalor, I don’t understand this weird excuse
>>34501407Whenever eyebrows don't match hair on anything, I don't quantify it as real.
I lowkey hate women
>>34501436Considering they don’t really act like that outside of the big city, I can’t chalk it up exclusively to race
Time to go to bed.night.
>>34501431Why is her hat so big>>34501435>any less harderAnyway respect nature
>>34501446Have you never seen a trailer park
>>34501382Flashback to that time femanon absolutely dominated me in a pun-off.
>>34501444Same but luv >>34501447Nite
>>34501447I'll take a nap then watch football later
>>34501444Is it cause you're gay?
>>34501450I have.
>>34501451Puns aren’t funny so idk why you’re bringing this up
We must Breed a Better Tomorrow. HAPA Supremacy. Forever and Always.
>>34501435>No, people don't randomly stop giving a damn. They do that when they stop having something to give a damn about.You shouldn't need some grand life purpose to motivate you to not litter. Not wanting to live in filth and squalor should be reason enough, and if it isn't then you ought to be put in a forced labor camp.
M here.I'm trying to read more books as of recently. Finished The anxious generation and ultra-processed people.I don't want to read non-fiction anymore.Recommend me some good books, please.
>>34501457We both thought they were.
>>34501451How empty is your life? You're talking as if that was a huge event for you
>>34501457Cranky femanon is cranky
>>34501459Wasain kids are never right somethings always wrong with them
>>34501460Ok. Good luck trying to motivate people to just keep functioning and pretending to care for absolutely no reason.
>>34501463>How empty is your life?I'm an atoga regular.
>>34501464I’m not cranky
>>34501461The Fishermen by Chigozie Obioma is pretty fun and cray
What if I started collecting the hair I lose
>>34501465They can be. The daughter of a first gen Filipina and a third gen Pole I dated had an insane complex about “not being Asian enough” and thought pretty lowly of most white people
>>34501476What a horrible but predictable mix
>>34501457>Puns aren’t funnyThat's pun-derstandable but why the long face>>34501475You could make wigs
>>34501467It's not my job to give your life purpose. We should just do it like Nazi Germany and put all the doomers, dregs, and degenerates in camps.
Use me
>>34501478He was of course in the Navy, and she was of course a bartender
>>34501483*enslaves you and puts you to work in the vibe coding mines*
>>34501101>I'm not a man, tho. Nor am I cucked.Didn't your wife cheat on you with her boss?
>>34501483Grace Jones out of nowhere?
How dumb do you have to be to join the military
>>34501448She's a ronin.
>>34501492Some countries don't give a you a choice
>>34501482That is giving them an externally imposed life purpose you dumbfuck, thats why I said good luck because you won't do shit other than seethe and mald.
>>34501492I think it's a good job or career honestly
>>34501492Pretty stupid if you were born after 1970Braindead if you were born after 1989
>>34501494They give you the choice to go to prison if you’d rather not serve
>>34501444I highkey hate men
>>34501492i mean if youre desperate for housing and money and would end up on the streets otherwise i get it but unless youre at rock bottom its just bootlicker bullshit
dates are going awful. Ive been on a lot of dates.I had 1 one night stand with a hot 30 something. 1 fling with a 30 yo then i had multiple dates with 2 hot 20 somethings that led nowhere. one said i sweated too much. were in a warm country and it was summer, i sweat easily. i tried anti sweat deodorant but that just makes me sweat more, so im doomed. the other one admitted on the third date that she hates smokers (why even bother with dating then, she knew i smoked since the first one)other than that its been a lot of dates going no where. the most promising ones are always the 8/10s and above, theyre good talkers and usually seem to at least go on a second datethe ugly ones generally ghost me after the first date, as do the older onesmy only prospects now are 2 30 somethings and i dont have a faith in those eitheranyway long embarrassing post, but i got nowhere to vent. i dont know what to improve. I consider myself a decent talker, but that barely matters. I feel like its all about looks. the only thing ive been able to improve about my looks is losing weight
>>34501502why
>>34501495>because you won't do shit Yeah, that's what the juice said too. Hopefully the government keeps cutting EBT and we send even more national guards into the ghettos.
>>34501505turns out it isn't actually a numbers game and you're just deeply undesirable
>>34501489>Didn't your wife cheat on you with her boss?No, I didn't like how close she was with her married boss, so we broke up and then she started dating her married boss, which made me feel both vindicated and deeply hurt to the point that I started dating a man as a rebound. That was a weird time in my life. >>34501492>How dumb do you have to be to join the militaryOr just be poor.
>>34501505>look at me im having so many dates and having so much sex woe is me
>>34501492Very. I wouldn't lift a finger for this country even in a defensive war.
>>34501505You’ll make a girl lucky one day fren
>>34501514Same lol. Maybe I would if my country actually acted in its citizens’ interests.
>>34501509I wish you would do something but you won't, you're soft and you also don't give enough of a shit at all.
>>34501508Nta but why was she asked why but not the guy that said he hates women?
>performative empathy chan strikes again
>>34501512>Or just be poor.Not an excuse. Plenty of poor people get honest jobs instead of becoming mercenaries.
>>34501519>but not the guy that said he hates women?Nta but because nobody likes talking to that guy.
Do I have an old man fetish if I've never seen leon as hot/attractive in any of the previous games, but I do in re9
>>34501514Damn, we were really counting on you to go Rambo and save us in the event of a foreign invasion, Captain Cheeto Dust.
Just the tip anon*wraps legs around and pulls in*>:)
>>34501525O K
>>34501522Yeah, but that free college...
>>34501519
>>34501511that much is obvious>>34501513i barely have any successes at all. >>34501516hope so
How do I get better at cunnilingus?
>>34501519Also ntaBecause these threads have a very obvious bias and double standard.
>>34501531It’s not worth it. There are enough grants and state aid programs to make school affordable without becoming an accessory to the murders of innocent people.
>>34501126A real dick is infinitely better than a strap-on. Given all other things equal during piv sex, a toy will never be better. I don't think that's debatable.
Crazy how women like this are so rare
Imagine wasting insane amounts of money on "saving" some dumb whale that ends up dead anyways instead of investing it in something worthwhile.
Why do men always date down?
>>34501538not a lesbian but i have female friends and they say strap is only bad when it feels like strap, which essentially means when the person using it isnt motivated because they have no physical gratification and dont mentally get into it
>>34501538Not all dicks
>>34500371>>34500378>>34500536>>34500544Hey, this happened to me too!My friend got dumped by her LDR and she called me crying. I went over and hugged her for like a minute straight while she cried into my chest and I got a boner. Fortunately I was wearing jeans, but I'm still certain she noticed. We just pretended to ignore it, we cuddled for a bit on her couch then I took her out to lunch and the gym. Probably not the best thing, but the last time I had a friend cry to me about her breakup was 10 years ago when I was straight out of homeschooling no-social-skills and I didn't even give her a hug while she sobbed to my face so I knew I had to do better.The quantity of precum on my dick and underwear the next time I went to the bathroom disgusted me more than anything else.
>>34501542dont act like every hot girls boyfriend isnt mid at best
>>34501542Makes me feel like a big man.
>>34501542I seen it on the internet
>>34501505Why do the ugly ones ghost? Are you less engaged with them?
I've changed my stance on facegang. Face has been lowered significantly in priority. Like if I can get a skinny girl with a nice personality that's being passed up because she's a 5/10 face or whatever, sign me up. Face tends to inflate a woman's craziness and attention received massively and I just don't think it's worth it.
>>34501527It’s always a girl with a square torso shape posting this stuff
>>34501550I feel like im equally engaged with them, but theyre often much worse conversationalists. i really have to put in the effort to keep to conversations going with those almost always
Gender.Eye for an eye, or turn the other cheek?
>>34501542Women date fucking literal retards that are pieces of trash all the time.
As per usual the woman on the balding support pages are all married Who even cares at that point if he likes you bald what do you need hair for
>>34501552you're like a mcdonalds worker rambling about trading like you got any skin in the game
>>34501556MTurn the other cheek.
>>34501556f, eye for an eye no competition
>>34501556FI’m killing you
I want to get freaky
>>34501556MAn eye for an eye turns the whole world blind.
>>34501463That would be absolutely based if you're not a filthy normalfag. Are you, anon?
Genders, what eating schedule do you follow? I'm a big breakfast and occasional snack kind of guy.
>>34501421Kek, thanks bruv
>>34501566as long as I hit my macros I dont care
>>34501563In what way
>>34501552How about a 5/10 who doesn't use excessive makeup? Daily false lashes and eyeliner can make any 5/10 woman seem at least 6/10 if not more.
>>34501566F, actually pretty similar lately, wake up hungry, have breakfast and then random picking during the day
>>34501563Freakybob no stop
>>34501538Hard disagree. You can control every aspect with a strap. With men, what you see is what you get. And you might just get a two pump chump with a below average piece of meat.>>34501556FEye for an eye, tooth for tooth, blood for blood.Hammurabi was absolutely cooking with that one.But fr, try to turn the other cheek, lest you reduce yourself to their level. At least that's what Jesus said.
>>34501566m, recently been really hungry all morning even after breakfast and then eating next to nothing after 2pm. usually try to have somewhat organised breakfast lunch dinner though
I just ate a lot of pringles maybe like a whole tube mmm I can't stop
>>34501566coffee for breakfast, tuna eaten straight from cans as a snakc kind of girl
>>34501545Also I'd like to add that at first I felt guilty about it, but then I decided not to because I can't control how my body reacts, but maybe that's just a cope.
>>34501556m, secret third option, fucking with them for lols, ignoring them doesnt actually work but im not looking for serious fights
>>34501566no breakfast, small lunch, big dinner, secret mid sized before bed snack
>>34501064m, research chemicals
>>34501545Women, have you ever been turned on by men crying in your arms?
>>34501566MCoffee for breakfast, a couple snacks and dinner.I’ll skip a snack if I want to have a drink in the evening.
>>34501586no, wtf...
>>34501586Men look better/more attractive when they're crying (I would never admit it to anyone irl because it just sounds evil lol), almost anyone "benefits" from the visual effects of crying in terms of attractiveness
>>34501543I think it always feels like a strap, though. Both because it feels artificial and it doesn't feel like a guy moving behind it.>>34501573>You can control every aspect with a strapNo, you can't. With a dildo, sure. But a strap-on has the same issue dicks have where it comes down to the person attached to it having to maneuver it from the hip, so it'll never be as precise as a toy in your hand. So if I have to pick between plastic dick or a real one in that scenario, I pick the real one. The only argument I can see for strap-ons is when they're literally the only option if you want someone slamming their body into you during something insertive.
Do you guys feel better too?
>>34501597i'll feel better when my parrot gets better
>>34501578It makes zero logical sense to feel guilty for something that wasn't your choice. t. anon who's never met either of you and has never been and almost certainly never will be in that situation, so disinterested enough to absolve you.Though if I were in your friend's shoes I'd prefer you acknowledging and explaining it so I don't have to wonder if you're attracted to me or just having a random physical reaction. But I can't speak for people more normal than an autist virgin channer.
>>34501577I switched to sardines and smaller fish because I worry about heavy metal poisoning. I have to order more but I usually just simmer them into a soup.
>>34501524Yep. You should just walk into retirement centers and offer yourself up.
>>34501586I'm the anon you're replying to.I'd say it's not about the tears, it's about the physical touch and the difference between your average, upper-torso hug, and a full-body hug where you're pressing your entire body into another person of the opposite sex. I also haven't had a girlfriend or sex in 5 years so that's probably another factor.
>>34501597Yeah
>>34501597Yeah, my big shitty day was over before I went to bed last night.
>>34501524>Leon >old manRE9 leon is literally a ''draw a hot 20yo and give him a few wrinkles'' meme
>>34501597I would feel better after buying a hadean zircon.
>>34501461I'll repost
Women should tell us about their boobs.
>>34501586Not turned on but I feel closer to my husband in those moments because I feel like he's trusting me with his feelings and needs my comfort. It gives me an opportunity to show my love when it matters.
>>34501608i know he looks closer to 30 than anything older than that by far, but it's still true i couldn't find him attractive in the earlier games when he looked like 20-25 and thought the leon memes were annoying lmao.
>>34501524I LOOK OLD NOW, AM ATHLETIC, AND BRAVE(except randomly terrified of heights).
>>34501597No. My head hurts. I forgot to drink liquids.
>>34501607Lucky
>>34501461MBlood MeridianThe Brothers KaramazovLord of the RingsBook of the New Sun
>>34501610fucking imbecil he said no more non-fiction
aaaaah Im dabbin'
>>34501602Good call I personally probably eat too much tuna at this point
>>34501617Very. It was a huge relief
>>34501616Drink at least 64oz+ of pure water a day and quit other drinks besides teas/coffees with just milk, spices, AND etc., please.
>>34501618>t. overdosed on /lit/
>>34501542Doesn't this artist post nudes online and have sex with other men or something?
>>34501611Glowie
>>34501623they really shouldn't make tuna so yummy if its poison. maybe canned chicken can help you, too. its actually pretty good.
How tall is elf-poster?
>>34501570I'm talking 5/10 post make up. Literally just that face doesn't outweigh not being fat and not being a psycho.
>>34501627She does. She also makes porno comics of herself.
>>34501615I have an irrational fear of escalators, it could always be worse.
>>34501630As she is wide
>>34501554I’m curvy
>>34501620It's not, ill-clitirate.
>>34501628They already scanned yours. I’m just nosy.
>>34501627She does post nudes. I don't think she has ever been confirmed to sleep with other men, but she does draw porn of her self insert getting gangbanged.
im only single because my back doesnt look like thisI have to do more pull days so I can have a back like this
>>34501633I'm mostly afraid of outside interference from people or animals, and I don't fully trust any structure I did not put together entirely myself. I actually like heights maybe.
The toll of the misery bell
I want a racist introvert gf. Women if you were racist and introverted where would you hang out?
>>34501631>I'm talking 5/10 post make up.Oh, you can't be blamed for high standards certainly then. Gl on your conquest.
>>34501635Proof?
w-wait.. so you guys actually like me??
>>34501636so you're saying this book is a work of fiction? alright, that adds up too, lol
Ladies, I know a bunch of you are dream interpreters.I had a semierotic dream about >her. We were watching tv together, but my dad was also there. Her shirt kept falling off and I'd see her boobs. She had bright pink nipples with areolas that weren't symmetric, maybe more like ellipses. (I've never seen her naked but we've groped each other a few times on the arms, legs, thighs and torso. I stepped away from her because we have some differences that I don't think would make for a stable relationship.) I cupped them when I went to help cover her them up and it was like her shirt was either melting or magically stretching to slide off every time. They did feel nice though.What do you think it means?
>>34501625I also just cried a lot. So yeah.I have a 45oz cup I usually drink full of filtered ice water.
>>34501638WtfBut her art style is so ugly
>>345016305’4” who’s asking?!
>>34501645maybe, i identify with you by being a member of our shared internet culture tho at the very least
>>34501649I know. It’s awful porn
>>34501646Oh I forgot the pic
>>34501639f, is this called a wide frame? seems like guys can have that without muscle too. i'm into wide frames the most, when the waist is wide despite not being fat. shoulders can be just average though and not necessarily super wide or anything.
>>34501640I don't trust anyone or anything; that's why it is so rare for me to find someone.. friend or relations.
>>34501648Approximately 90oz a day is even better if you can chug it twice daily. That's why I buy giant cups. Make sure you don't hold in your pee though.
>>34501654thats an idea V shaped torso, I was refering to the nicely built and defined back muscles
>>34501653"men don't know where the clit is" has become such a meme that it is no longer true, or I don't have any reason to believe it anymore. Thank Eminem, probably.
>>34501632whoa I just looked her up on reddit and she seems like the most annoying human being on earth
>>34501655I saw this new paragliding camper thing where people can basically fly around in sky-canoes now, and I am worried about manufacturing flaws or birds attacking my glider. It looks like the coolest lifestyle tho. Skycanoe-Life.
>>345016424chan
>>34501656Water is heavily underrated
>>34501659She’s like a time capsule from 2015-2016
>>34501664I stopped getting headaches since hitting at least 64oz a day. Also more energy and you just feel better.
>>34501657Hunter Schafer has the prettiest torso
>>34501665its kind of nostalgic in a way. i am dying to know what she looks like irl
>>34501656I sometimes do if I'm on a bunch of grocery orders and if I'm never early by 5 minutes to a food order.
>>34501658Why does this book exist then if men are not mostly lukewarm IQ and are instead fully capable of making women cum?
>>34501644I’ve got a big butt. I’ll still have it when I lose the weight
>>34501656holy pissid be running to the toilet every 5 minutes
>>34501647>I stepped away from her because we have some differences that I don't think would make for a stable relationshipi still have (sometimes sexual and equally weird) dreams about a guy i used to know and i thought similarly about him, that's why i didn't want anything to happen between us and kinda distanced myself. it's probably just your brain having a reaction to not getting proper closure (like an actual rejection for example) with someone you are into.
>>34501670Yeah, I remembered you said you're in your car all day and thought I should bring it up for that reason.
>>34501667
>>34501611It'd just bum you out.
>>34501649If you think her art is ugly you should see her nudes...
man i wish i had better prospects so i could ghost bitches who take days to reply instead of waiting for them
>>34501673there will always be a book for everything
>>34501669You don’t have to look very hard for that. She has an onlyfans
>>34501657i mean i thought a V shaped torso means you have a small waist, even as a man? but yeah in your pic rel the back muscles are nice as well.
>>34501675Yeah you pee for literally minutes at a time with full blast stream. It's crazy. People think you're in there pouring water in the toilet as a joke.
>>34501650>sub5’6All interest lost. Sorry
>>34501647>dad present desire can't be freely expressed due to internalized rules >shirt keeps slipping/meltingdesire re-emerges despite conscious efforts to keep it restrained >"help covering up" turns into fondling"I'm being appropriate, it's not my fault it turned inappropriate!"basically, you're trying to decide with your brain that has been "properly tamed and trained to behave in socially acceptable ways" but your dick has other plans
>>34501686If you're under-hydrated your body will hold onto it more for a while or put the water elsewhere but if you drink that much water for a few weeks it starts happening.
>>34501659tfw had to delete my last /reddit because i was too cursed and now my new acct (five yrs old) is boring with no numbers.
>>34501679Can you put your name back on
does a foid ever look for golden retriever moids?
>>34501662based. who wouldn't enjoy a camper? life is what you make it, but getting to explore is def a sweet dream i don't think i will ever get to experience. wish i could tho.
>>34501697yeah, until they get one and realize how gross it actually is
>>34501697You are not a golden retriever
>>34501697I like smiley(important) and chill but mysterious, that probably doesn't count ig
>>34500549You weren't there, I was. I know what I saw. Stop being jealous
Now I’m curious to know what dog breed I’d be. I’m gonna go find a personality test for that.
>>34501556there isn't a question here, game theory solved this many decades ago, and the answer is tit-for-tat with forgiveness.
>>34501708linke it
>>34501697I think some girls do. My ex used to take me on walks and give me treats when I was well behaved
>>34501658i used to think the clit wasnt the actual clit because of this joke. people constantly say its apparently so hard to find that i obviously assume it isnt the thing right front and center
>>34501702gross?>>34501704it was on my mind after reading it here a day or two ago>>34501706what does mysterious mean here, explain yourself>>34501711lucky, i want treats
>>34501700Yeah I don't think I'll do it. The birds get way too curious about you and might fuck around with your glider and I would have a panic attack every time I saw one.
>>34501695Then I can’t be as dirty
>>34501681Why do men marry that
>>34501673It was published in 2004, before the meme spread. Sure, Eminem was popular then but now I've heard "Knows where a woman's clitoris is" for more than 20 years.Current internet zeitgeist seems to be that men care about women cumming and not just about getting themselves off anymore, but I don't know how the experience is for women actually having sex with people that aren't me.
MIf genders were dogs, which breed would they be?https://www.bbc.co.uk/bitesize/articles/zs2rtcw
>>34501718I have no idea. She would drive me up the wallI’m left to assume he’s equally retarded
>>34501679>>34501667I have something for you queers on here.
>>34501722F, ew
>>34501727wtf do you mean ew I love those guys
>>34501716>posts 10 pounds of makeup and products instead of a human
>>34501728to be fair I think all dogs are gross, idk why I even took that test
>>34501722I'm a german shepherd
>>34501726Quit bullying me Valkyrie
>>34501676>>34501691Thanks, actually that makes a lot of sense. I have wrestled with "am I doing this because I care for her well-being even though I know I shouldn't date her, or am I doing this because I'm horny?" quite a few times in the last month. >"I'm being appropriate, it's not my fault it turned inappropriate!"This one felt pretty damning though.
>>34501722>You are a... Chihuahua!Fuck. I was ambiguous about some questions...
>>34501732German shepherds are sweet you are not
>>34501732Take the test, coward
>>34501726lol duhhhh that's half the fun, ig
>>34501726>You know you don't have to be a man if you don't want to be, right?Hahahaha there's the disconnect from reality right there
>>34501735Haha I can see it
>>34501736She's pretty nice. She really only gets defensive sometimes when attacked.
>>34501726what language is this i needed to read it 10 times to understand.
>>34501730all you really need is lashes and blush?? maybe a nice nude lipstick but everyone has their cake days
>>34501714>what does mysterious mean here, explain yourselfnot minding silence, not coming across like you seek attention, not saying things just to fish for compliments, etc.
>>34501722MI don't know how I feel about this
>>34501740I think it's because I like living in a pod in cities now
>>34501734>damningI don't think it necessarily is. Maybe your deep seated assumptions of what is and isn't appropriate are whats skewed.
>>34501722Mi don't want to talk about it.
>>34501744open to interpretation. i could read a variety of meanings
>>34501737I did.>>34501736Lmao
>>34501744Zoomer
>>34501746so you just mean not a pest? :P
>>34501733Join my atoga rpg campaign.
>>34501747i got the same one
>>34501756a lot of men are overly boastful/annoying, so yes but it's surprisingly rare lel
>>34501758What do I have to do
>>34501760now that i think about it i guess i am, too, but it's more like boasting of how entertaining i am. i like entertaining my dates (and i guess women like to be entertained)
>>34501771Be here with a name and answer questions
>>34501718Shotgun wedding.
>>34501771can you do meatspin with your dick?
>the thread taught me I have boyfriend dick>now the thread has taught me that I’m a golden retrieverWhy am I single
>>34501775being entertaining, telling fun stories and such things is good though and not boasting/seeking attention, at least usually.
Women, are you cute?
>>34501746Another foid psyop lmaoThe loud annoying guys get the most attention from foids
>>34501780those both aren't good things
>>34501722M, Another Border CollieI do agree with the assessment>a love of summer and winter activities alike!Those are my favourite seasons.
Both genders.What's the worst thing you've fapped to that wasn't outright illegal content?
>>34501784>instantly crying and seethingnope. fags like you like it the most.
Is rimming worth it?
>>34501780Bro
>>34501787im literally bedridden as soon as it gets around 30°C how does anyone enjoy summer? this cant just be me
>>34501788Mmpreg
>>34501793Bro?
>>34501749No, I think I felt like I was being an opportunist, maybe a little predatory? Because I feel like I was looking for excuses to touch her. We got pretty close to intimate a week after her period (we were out, she told me she wasn't feeling well because of it and I took her home), so I think it was just ovulation and alcohol that got her getting frisky with me. Anyway it's a bit mutual because she's finally setting up boundaries (8 months later) because she asked me to not tickle her the last time we hung out when it is something I had done to her since the day we met. I asked her further about it then she asked if I do that to other girls and I said "not really, just one other girl" and said I was just more comfortable around her than others. She's moving away in 2 weeks though so I don't feel any need to restrain or filter my thoughts or words around her.
>>34501782>that head length
>>34501779I don’t have one
>>34501794>gets around 30°CDoesn't happen much where I live. I enjoy it while it lasts.
>>34501758>>34501776okie dokie
>>34501797For romance and adventure you always want to filter your words less if you're already too used to filtering yourself, just make sure you aren't a psychopath first though.
>>34501795What kind!
>>34501802finecan you do meatspin with your girlcock?
>>34501797Sounds like she'd want there to be more. So, why don't you?
I like elves better than valkyries.
>>34501794I only operate in hot weather. Anyone that likes winter is full of radiation isotopes they snack on.
>>34501782i needa cozy sweatshirt
>>34501781yeah generally, i mean more like i can have a hard time being serious. i jestermaxxed and there's no undoing it
>>34501788pale, probably furry art. i like how colorful it can get, women are never so colorful in bed
Women have you ever thought about doing only fans or faceless ASMR stuff?
>>34501819Mine are for free to lend for small women.
>>34501812I can’t satisfy your tranny cravings
>>34501823Nope, I think I wouldn't like myself anymore if I did stuff like that.
>>34501822What does the random word "pale" habe to do with any of that?
>>34501823With this Wisconsin accent?
>>34501823Yeah but then I remember I still have a sliver of self respect left after all.
>>34501828Post vocaroo pls?
>>34501832Don’t have it, sorry
>>34501827it's cuz i'm crazy, if you get any closer to me i might eat you and there won't be any warning
>>34501835Huh?https://vocaroo.com/
>>34501836I don't get it, babe.
>>34501837Oh, …what should I say?
>>34501839i'm warning you
>>34501611>Women should tell us about their boobs.They ain't much, but they're mine.>>34501697>does a foid ever look for golden retriever moids?One of the only two kinds worth having, honestly. >>34501714>gross?NTA, but yes. Poor hygiene, messy eating, and sloppy. My ex was like that.>>34501747Same, and I'm certainly not friendly.>>34501788>What's the worst thing you've fapped to that wasn't outright illegal content?Rape, which is kind of crazy how normalized that is in all forms of pornographic media. >>34501823>Women have you ever thought about doing only fans or faceless ASMR stuff?The fear of not being successful is enough to not make me risk it, even if there was a decent chance of making serious money. Like, bless these women putting that shit out there for a handful of subscribers.
>>34501840Rubber baby buggy bumpers
What if we all went to the club
>>34501841Oh you mistyped. lol
>>34501842>One of the only two kinds worth having, honestly.Whats the other kind?
>>34501823i have the tiniest voice and sound mousey over the phone.. i feel like a literal anime character gf and have been refferred to as such
>>34501840"Take it. Take my gock like a good girl."
>>34501847Cute!!
>>34501846Pitbull bf
>>3450179435c in the night here last year. Fuck this season
>>34501845yeah, you got me. i'm a filthy phone poster, babe. guilty!
>>34501828watchout, imma fondle ack doz nuts lmao
>>34501853I am on my phone rn too.And typos can happen regardless of input method.
>>34501823No.
>>34501810There are multiple kinds?
>>34501860What was the media format, what was the biological explanation, what was the scenario
>>34501794My AC was busted a couple summers ago, and it was 39C outside during the day.Coolest the inside of my house got for a couple weeks was 30C @_@
>>34501847Tranny
>>34501862inflatable pool for you to enjoy.
>>34501840Wisconsin.The land of cheese and beer.It’s a place defined by community, where strangers become friends over a brat and a cold one, embodying 'Midwest nice' and deep-rooted pride.
>>34501846Old school masculine men. Don Frye types. >>34501851MISTA WORL'WIDE>>34501862Sometimes I complain about my AC not working right because my HVAC guy is so fucking hot.
>>34501844I'd throw up on your shoes. Not intentionally or anything it'll just happen.
>>34501844WHAT? HUH??SORRY, WHAT??
>>34501846Manecoon bf
>>34501847hello, fat fetish anon
>>34501869>my HVAC guy is so fucking hot.No shit, the AC is broken
>>34501871This is me at the club if I didn’t make that clear btw
>>34501809Ehh the way I phrased that is that I don't think I see a future with her, as much as I wish I could. I'm comfortable speaking plainly with her and if I wanted to ask her on a real date I think I could do it without any hesitation.>>34501813I'm not sure. I often feel like I'm interacting with a cat. She comes and goes as she pleases and is largely independent, and then every now and then will seek me out for fun or occasionally, affection. I haven't seen her in 2 weeks, and there was a 3 week lull before that (though she did ask to hang out and play pickleball, but our schedules didn't align). She's Korean and has a lot of cultural differences, and she really wants to spend the rest of her life in Korea. I did notice she changed her language around me to saying "If I don't have kids, I'd prefer to live in Korea." Her ESL language barrier makes communication slower and more difficult from time to time, and we just have different life goals and differing views on religion. We have a lot of common interests/hobbies and bounce off each other. I was a big Starcraft nerd for over 10 years, so part of the reason we gelled so well together was because I understood Korean culture (Including playing with some korean guys) and could easily meet her where she's at while the other people in her study abroad life only know superficially enjoy kpop and maybe a few korean tv shows. So to her, I'm someone in America who "gets her" on more than a surface level, and she struggled making close connections due to the language/cultural barriers. So of course I'm gonna catch feels when a girl says shit like that while groping my arms and telling me how big and muscular I am. What guy wouldn't? But there's things like her alcoholism and the way she talks about her past relationships like the guys were her playthings that make me not want to chase her to Korea. I will probably visit her in Korea at some point, but not just for her.
>>34501844OPEN UP THIS FUCKING PIT
>>34501844I would get drunk on tequila, start dancing on a table, and one of you weirdos would steal my shoes.
>>34501867That describes me but with dick
>>34501876WHAT IF I GET REALLY CLOSE LIKE RIGHT NEXT TO YOUR EAR
>>34501883OH HAHA MY BAD *checks watch*YEAH ANYWAYS I SHOULD BE HEADING OUT YOU GUYS STAY SAFE
>>34501867Ok one sec
>>34501823I've posted my ASMR here and got decent feedback, but I know I'd never find an audience anywhere else online without showing my face or something.
>>34501867Vaguely reminds me of a bar where everyone knows your name.
>>34501875
>>34501855i've already submitted what more do you want from me!!
>>34501874*bats my big bunny doe eyes atcha*can i rub ya belly and tug ya welly, later?
>>34501889V-tubers have gotten pretty big, but they're still a niche, especially in three ASMR community. People like faces and hands.
>>34501895Yeh, we've talked about that ITT. Sounds yoo complicated for me.
I’m not the best you could have attained
Girls, would you date a guy who proudly drives past the people who hang around in Walmart parking lots with signs begging for money, because he thinks they're worthless pieces of shit?
>>34501893>can i rub ya belly and tug ya wellyIf anyone said this to me IRL I'd dump her immediately.
>>34501903nah, he sounds retarded
Coffee taste so Good
>>34501904>her
>>34501880Don't take anyone or any thing foregranted because it could be gone in a heartbeat.. One man's trash is another's treasure. Sometimes we all need to be reminded.
>>34501903Just put your sunglasses on so they can't stare into your eyes.
I can’t do it guys I sound like a slow person about to break out in laughter
I wanna send a letter to her
>>34501889Not at all. A lot of Japanese ASMRers are faceless or vtubers. I personally prefer it that way
>>34501903Anyone who stops for beggars (unless some god-tier music is being played) is low-confidence and their presence will drag you down as well.You are the bare minimum, congrats I guess?
>>34501906I am enjoying a vanilla latte in the park, at this very moment
>>34501902Wrong
>>34501053>I'm a 27 y/o virginJust a virgin? Did you get to third base or second base on dates?
hey femoid. no matter what you believe or what others have told you, you have worth, okay?
>>34501917
>>34501926what flavor of bait is this?
>>34501889As long as you got a nice body you can get away with no face
>>34501919I'm the opposite of Japanese.
>>34501927So many men are metrosexual these days
>>34501927Post your face fucker
I hate my fucking life lmfao
>>34501926Yeah and your dick is big enough
>>34501929I don't want to make jerkoff material exclusively. I want to make the sort of ASMR that I enjoy myself. Mostly whispering and environmental sounds.
>>34501933Doesn't matter
>>34501823I've watched ASMR for almost 2 decades and have countless ideas but I know scrotes would sexualize the content and I don't want to be subjected to that
>>34501902Are you in fact unattainable?
>>34501938so is yours :3
>>34501926No think, no am.
leaked footage from the webcam of an average atoga foid right before she starts posting
>>34501903No, I bought a group of them a tent last winter because a storm blew theirs away. I don't understand that lack of empathy for people down on their luck.>>34501910Not sure how that applies to some random moid huffing on my sweaty wedges, but I'll keep it in mind.>>34501917Say, "The duck may swim on the lake, but my daddy owns the lake.">>34501919Yeah, Japanese fans are next level freaks. They turn into Rainbolt when it comes to e-celebs.>>34501927What happened to this cuck? He was big in 2016, but I haven't seen him since.
>>34501948Meth tumblr was so funny to watch from the outside. I still think about that Methed Up Samurai guy
>>34501945Bruh
>>34501948Ew no. Being addicted to salt is the most pathetic I can think of.
>>34501936What happened
>>34501952>I don't understand that lack of empathy for people down on their luck.Luck has nothing to do with it. Anybody who is permanently impoverished is either a terrible person, or severely mentally ill and should be institutionalized.
State GenderWhat's your favorite song about death? Either losing someone or death as a concept.
>>34501957Infected pimple on my labia
>>34501793Bro??
>>34501939Why ASMR? With a good voice, you could be one of those life story youtubers. Tell people about your childhood etc.
>>34501963MaleFire and Rain
>>34501964Wow that sucks
>>34501963FEither Don't Fear the Reaper or No Surprises.
>>34501952https://voca.ro/1gdRJZoa0vBMWomen, I don't think I'm cut out for asmr.
>>34501971Should I pop it
>>34501963My Way
>>34501952The recorder isn’t picking up my voice
>>34501963FIn the Wind - Lord Huronhttps://youtu.be/jXMtKDYkcDY
i cringed and quit in 2 secondswhy do men try to be women?
>>34501974I don't hear a Wisconsin accent.
>>34501877I was hoping I'd get some (You)'s from this post for pouring out my feelings into it, but I don't know what kind.
>>34501963https://youtu.be/cMFWFhTFohk?si=PsOPbZYjruu5p1Zy
>>34501974Crisp enunciation, bro.
>>34501963Fhttps://youtu.be/cjtDB5XdKywhe wrote this after losing his son who was only six days old
>>34501963Mhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mBj7IMBNou4
>>34501979
>>34501963https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qj6WGx54IcM>Time as I've known it>Doesn't take much time to pass by me>Minutes into days turn into months turn into years>They hurry by me>Still I love to see the sun go down>And the world go around>Dreams full of promises>Hopes for the future>I've had many>Dreams I can't remember now>Hopes that I've forgotten>Faded memories>Still I love to see the sun go down>And the world go around>And I love to see the morning>As it steals across the sky>I love to remember>And I love to wonder why>And I hope that I'm around>So I can be there when I die>When I'm gone>I hope that you will think of me>In moments when you're happy>And you're smiling>And that the thought will comfort you>On cold and cloudy days>If you are crying>And that you'll love to see the sun go down>And the world go around>And around and aroundI want this played at my funeral
>>34501975Probably a bad idea if you're out of the house and don't have anything to clean it up with
>>34501963Long agoJust like the hearse you die to get in againWe are so far from you
>>34501964miseryposter...
>>34501963AJJ - The Michael Jordan of Drunk Driving
lol I got poison ivy on my face. I deeply want to kill myself
>>34501992Why
>>34501963MFirst ones that came to mind are Helena by My Chemical Romance and Waiting for the End by Linkin ParkProbably there are others but can't think of any atm
>>34501996always something with her fucked up body
>>34501964do you shave? could be an ingrown hair
>>34501983Wasn’t me. It wasn’t working. Download telegramI’ll do it therehttps://t.me/+VgALnsk-GLs5M2Fh
>>34501999Cause it'll stay infected. At least clean it up when you get home idk
>>34501998what made you think that was gonna be a good idea?
>>34501964You got a cream or something?Depending on the placement it must be incredibly annoying.I had an infected pimple on my waistline once, exactly where my belt was. It took two weeks to fully heal and it was so tedious to wear any type of pants, especially while sitting down.>>34501963I am not sure if it qualifies exactly, but the most miserable song about experiencing losing somebody is probably The Antlers' Kettering:https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ipbukl6oFoQI was on my aunt's funeral and they played an ABBA song, which I now have linked with her death. The song itself is not about dying though, I think.
>>34502004>second locationStranger danger!
>>34502004>Telegram groupStop being so fucking weird.
>>34502004
>>34502006I didn’t do it on purpose
>>34501994Fucking banger
>>34502004Fucking glowie
>>34501417yeah I know you have lame taste in games
>>345020041. I never claimed to be you.2. upload it on vocaroo you fucking retard, no one is clicking telegram links on 4chan.
>>34502003No>>34502005How>>34502007No what cream do i need
>>34502004You can't lure me into downloading spyware with cyberpunk pictures
>>34502013BUUUUURNING ON
I think it's kinda weird how this tranny posts photos of some random woman from 20 years ago but not now and wants everyone to go to some god knows where telegram group isn't that kinda weird
>>34501431so I was right, it was a coomer trash game, that game fucking sucked I don't care how hot the main character is, the gameplay sucked ass
>>34502012sigh. what are we going to do with you? what do you need?
>>34501974cute!
>>34502020Just a little bit sussy wussy
>>34502021It looked like Heavenly Sword for PS3 to me, i.e., very bland and forgettable
>>34502022I’m freaking the fuck out I want to die
>>34502017>HowIf you can get a bandaid small enough to cover it, I'd do that. I'd clean it up with a dab of neosporin or something too maybe but that might not be safe to use that close to your vagina, idk
>>34501969My childhood was sad and I'm not interesting enough to regularly vlog. I've considered doing a baking or gardening thing, but I'm not skilled enough in either to draw attention to myself. I don't want to rely on sex appeal either, even if it's not directly linked to my face or identity. At least I get my ASMR kick from posting random vocas here sometimes, I think I have to be happy with that.
>>34501964>>34501996>>34502002WTF that was not me. I got poison ivy on myself not a labia pimpleYou are all such retards
>>34502030you need anti-itching cream. do you have any? you should wash the area with something like dish soap, too
>>34502015O:< you take that back right the fuck now I have excellent taste in video games
>>34502016>upload vocarooi would and have before but it would be too recognizable
>>34502041my statement still stands
>>34502042Bro I can’t have a fucking rash on my face for the next two weeks why does this shit happen to me
>>34502013>>34502019That and ghost of you as well.Still love that Gerard Way. Good on him for gaining and making a series.
>>34502041Congrats on your labia
Have you ever "seen" someone you find attractive half-naked, but you refused to look simply because you like being able to have self-control? (And because you were in a relationship at the time)I don't mean accidental half-nakedness more like them just chilling there like that for some reason.
>>34502041sorry miseryposter that was 100% bait, no getting around it.>>34502048don't itch it, rinse off with soap to get the oils off, you'll be fine!!
>>34502017You don't seem terribly interested and you are probably just larping.But if not, get a cream from your GP that draws the nasty stuff out.In case it opens up, cleaning it out with some (non alcoholic) disinfectant is good too.
>>34502049The music videos for both Helena and The Ghost of You were so great.>>34502052Yeah. I was visiting a friend's apartment when his girlfriend decided to strut through the living room in her panties.
>>34501747Same result. Kinda funny because I mostly grew up with terriers except I'm the opposite of energetic
>>34502052I always look away when I see half naked people, no matter how attractive they are.
>>34502053I’m having an actual panic attack over this. Lmfao I hate my life I’m so serious I didn’t wash it off until like 20 minutes after I realized
>>34501722I'm surprised that I seem to be the only golden retriever itt.
>>34502058Always, why?
>>34502059its just poison ivy, if you don't fuck with it it'll be gone before ya know it. what's got you panicked about it?
>>34502059It shouldn't last too long, maybe just a day or so. But that fucking sucks
>>34502056low inhib moment
>>34502063Because it gives me the ick to see people's body.
>>34502049Ghost of You was my shit back in elementary school. The music video was so good. Probably my favorite MCR music video.
>>34501998>>34502012You need to be put into my basement.
>>34502066Exhibitionist moment, more like. She wanted everybody to look. The friend in question wasn't home!
>>34502044
>>34502064ITS ALL OVER MY FACE >>34502065Everyone is saying it lasts weeks and if it’s showing up this quickly then maybe even longer I’m
>>34502052No
>>34502030Pop it and use some ab ointment I had a giant one on my pubes and I just popper and drained it
>>34502072Pop it you dumb bitch
>>34502067Respectable
One of my uncles died this morning. Big sad. He was one of the good ones.
How'd you get poison ivy on your face anyways were you in the woods
>>34502078sorry anon, that sucks
>>34502079I was taking a dump in the bushes
>>34502079I was in my yard I think I’m actually going to vomit
>>34502072yeah i second this >>34502079 what the heck were you doing where you were putting your face in poison ivy :T
>>34502072I actually saw a guy with some red rash all over his face today. His hair looked dirty as well. It was hard not to look, like a car crash. And it made me feel better about my face lol
>>34502078Rip uncPour one out for em
I remember one time in school a cute girl was leaning on her desk and I could see her tummy from where I was sitting, I think that was my sexual awakening
>>34502052I don't look at people in general
I’m too retRded to be alive I need to fucking die >>34502083I touched it and touched my face
>>34502072>Everyone is saying it lasts weeks and if it’s showing up this quickly then maybe even longer I’mIt's been a long time since I last got it, but I don't remember it lasting that long, just a few days.
>>34502088you're a goober and you need to wash your hands more
>>34502083it's a troll they make shit up. been doing the same gimmick for years.
If I fuck up everything I touch is the answer just straight up suicide?
>>34502092No.
remember last summer when miseryposter said they got hiv?
>>34502082your skin barrier must be absolutely fucked that you got such a fast reaction
>>34502088No, you just need to be kept inside.
>>34502095Apparently it comes on much more quickly if you’ve already had it before in the past.
remember last summer when miseryposter said it got a yeast infection? remember last summer when miseryposter said it ruined it's hair by dying it too red?
>>34502089They said the more you’re exposed to it the worse the reaction and I’ve never had it before but it’s already so bad>>34502090Shut up I wash them constantly >>34502091I wish I was fucking lying >>34502095Bro yeah Should I get prednisone like what do I do
>>34502094Don't think that was her
>>34502094>>34502099Wasn’t me blud
and its a samefag
>>34501047I am going to stop dooming and go back to trying at life. If I fail, I can always doom again. Maybe I'll never have another gf. It doesn't matter. I'm going to get a job, rebuild my social circle and be better.I'm not mad at the peer who molested me so many years ago.
>>34502100You might wanna go to a doctor desu
>>34502100get some antihistamines (like cetirizine), do cold compresses 15-20 mins several times a day, use colloidal oatmeal baths/lotions, if all else fails, use hydrocortisone 1%
>>34502106...and my cum.
Yes that you for the absolutely wonderful drop forged wrench set that's in inch fractions and fits none of the things I'm working on
miseryposter also has a habit of eating expired food and giving itself food poisoning
Imagine having a girlfriend and she farts, or wakes up with bad breath, or forces you to watch romcom slop, or bleeds from her vagina all over your sheets and cries about it all day. How the hell do people even get married and live together all the time?
>>34502110hey i do that too, expired food can be tasty
>>34502111I think all of that is cute (yes in a condescending way)
>>34502111They're pretty and nice
>>34502111I like the idea of marrying a woman because I like women
Need my sick ducked.
>>34502100>Shut up I wash them constantlyexcept when handling poisonous things apparently :| this anon has the right idea >>34502106
>>34502112after experiencing food poisoning I'm terrified of expired food and food in general
>>34502117Shut up, Elf
>>34502092You'll just fuck it up.
>>34502111Beats being alone with my computer.
>>34502111they don't, they keep breaking up and dating new people that haven't shitted all over the place yet because they think this time it will be different
>>34502119you don't like gambling?
Femanon, rank the places where you want your man to cum in/on you
Who the fuck is miseryposter?
>>34502110I’ve never had food poisoning
>>34502124yeah but not when my stomach is involved, seriously I thought I was gonna die
>>34502093Ok so what do I do>>34502121Truth nigga
>>345021251. nowhere 2. nowhere 3. nowhere
>>34502092No, spread your legs.
>>34502126a low iq troll
>>34502130Hi JH.
Should call her mysteryposter because she's got me wondering when she'll shut the fuck up
>>34502127Keep it that way. Constant shitting and vomiting.
>>34502111>tfw I like romcoms and cute things but my exes wanted to watch thriller and horror movies>>34502110"Itself" is crazy bro>>34502112When I was poor, I'd call this fridge roulette>>34502104Godspeed anon>you have a greater than 0% chance of success if you keep trying, and a 0% chance if you give up>>34502078RIP a legend
>>34502131Gayyyy
>>34502122No joke. Plus farts are funny.
>>34502135Don’t worry I’ll be dead within 3 hours
>>34502134why are you dumb?
Btw my older sister farts constantly, several times in an hour every time I hang out with her alone or with other people, should I ask if she's okay? I'm quite sure she wasn't like this before and I feel insulted at this point.>inb4 fatShe's underweight and is obsessed with healthy eating, not a vegan either
I need my hand held.
>>34502125On my ass or stomach, as long as he cleans it up. Recently had him cum on my face for the first time and it was as uncomfortable as I thought it would be.
>>34502132The genderwar baiter?
>>34502137>godspeed anon Thankyou : ]I have rebuilt before. I will do it again.Shiiiiiit, I was a virgin not so long ago.>>34502140You'll rest and then build a life, faggot. And you'll like it.
>>34502142lol, the idiot fell for the protein- and fibermaxxing memeif you think about it, pushing fibers and protein this fucking hard is a very effective method for population control since nobody wants to be around others anymore due to the constant stomach issues
>the spammer narc is here to kill the thread
>>34502142>my older sister farts constantlymy steak is too juicy and my lobster too buttery :(
>>34502144I need my yoinky sploinky
>>34502125Best to worst>Pussy>Ass>Mouth>Stomach>Back>Hands>Face>Feet>Eye>Hair
>>34502130I thought he was cumming on your ass now
>>34502153Same, but I didn’t feel like leading in with that this time. I need to get bounced upon.
>>34502155why are you dumb?
>>34502078RIP to your uncle and all the other uncs who have passed.
I need to spoon.
>>34502148Probably. It's always those silent ultra sayan smelly farts, I hate being around her nowadays kek. At least if it made a noise she'd have to confront the fact that something is wrong with her.
>>34502141I skipped a lot of classes.
>>34502148Meat and vegetables shouldn't make you fart. Perhaps you need to see a gastroenterologist for your flatulence problem?
>>34502106It’s so over I can’t remember if I touched my eyes or not >>34502118I didn’t know man
I need to play more Balatro.
>>34502134You're stupid, I'm >>34502145.
>>34502080>>34502085>>34502137>>34502158Thank you, senpai.
>>34502160you still livin with your sis?
>>34502149I literally made one post lol
>>34502162I don't have that problem, anons sister does also, everyone knows about the deadly character of protein farts and fibers are infamous for causing digestive issues if overconsumed or consumed by someone that can't handle it
>>34502164Loser has nobody to play poker with
>>34502165No way??
Animal print panties are hot
>>34502170Edgy little girl.
>>34502167Nope, she just lives near me
Panties with a little ribbon on front are hot.
This economy is out of control. When I first started uni my single-entree orange chicken order was $5.91 and today it was $8.92 and is 2/3 the size (and it tastes like shit compared to how it used to)>>34502174bear panties are underrated
>>34501684Excuse me?!?!?!
>>34502163you would know if you touched your eyes, they'd likely be swollen shut...at least now you know, eh?
>>34502169I just remembered she's been shilling protein powders to me. She thinks it makes her more healthy to put it in her porridge daily because she "works out" (lifts 1lb "weights" at home sometimes).
>>34502178speaking of economy, should I buy a reindeer fur for 60 bucks?
>>34502178The government stole the value of your money when they printed trillions during Covid, and they continue to steal the value of your money now.
>>34501753teaboot is not a zoomer theyre a faggy tumblr mini celeb known for horrible takes like picrel
>>34502181yeah, there's your culpritshe's going to ruin her kidneys
>>34502180I thought I won’t see the rash for two days I won’t know for a while
>some lucky guy gets to cum in JHWhy even live?
>>34502179Yes lol she really does. She’s a meme on /pol/>I seen her cunt on the internet
>>34502189So I can cum in someone who doesn’t want my kids to have three parents
Women be like "I'm vegetarian except for fish"FISH LIVES MATTER
>>34502189It's worse than you think- he gets to cum on her and watch another girl lick it off
>>34502182The fur is kind of prickly and coarse.
>>34502188i think it is sometime between a few hours and a few days. you might have to prepare for posting while blind...
>>34502192Hey now, some muslim kids have 5 parents
>>34502178>single-entree orange chicken order was $5.91 and today it was $8.92 and is 2/3 the sizeMeanwhile the canteen staff are probably making like 1 dollar more per hour if they're lucky lol
>>34502195I don't plan to lick it or lolling around on it naked or anything, just put it on the sofa to sit on maybe, or the floor as a rug
Sorry for freaking out everyone. I’m still very scared but I guess it’ll be over in two to three weeks
>>34502187I can now end my pain, thank you.
GenderWhere did it all go wrong?
>>34502197Some websites say wash it off within an hour some say within 10 minutes, I don’t like not knowing how screwed I am
food is getting shittierppl are getting paid lesswhat’s next
>>34502174But what print? Tiger, leopard, jaguar, or cheetah? Possibly zebra?
I hate watches but somehow I still want one. I hate the concept of time keeping but I think the craftsmanship and mechanics of some old wind up ones are fascinating.
>>34502201>just put it on the sofa to sit on maybe, or the floor as a rugToo coarse for the first one and too soft and fluffy for the second one.
>>34502211>I hate the concept of time keepingThis fascinates me lol
>>34502204no problemo>>34502212k fine, I can make a fur coat out of it
Percussion
>>34502211You are such a special little snowflake.
>>34502147so the fat fetishist is a man? or a lesbian?
>>34501974I don't know why but this filled me with desire to commit suicide. I feel like I must have the opposite reaction to ASMR most people have.
>>34502216Can you? Will you?
>>34502205>Where did it all go wrong?Wtf do you mean wrong? Men topping trannies is peak.
>>34502203It’s okay. I’m surprised to learn it lasts that long. I guess I didn’t notice when I got it since it was under my clothes
>>34502214Why? It makes my skin crawl, it's unnatural and the root of many many evils as well as a ton of pressure and stress. There's very little positive things to be said about it.
>>34502210Zebra or leopard.Better if it matches the outfit on whichever nice round ass they're covering.
>>34501984Idk what to say. You either shoot your shot or don't. I understand she's your crush and talking about her makes you happy, but idk her. Sounds like she isn't seeking a stateside relationship tho.
>>34502208I remember waiting tables nearly a decade ago, the wage was decent, there were pretty much always enough of us on shift, you got a free meal if you wanted on your shift, at the end of the day there were always a bunch of cakes and things left over they let us eat in the back lolYou just can't really find a job like that here anymore unless you're really lucky. End of an era...
High IQ narcissistic sociopathic men on adderall are the apex predator of our species.
>>34502222I'm sure I could figure it out but realistically I won't and it will end in the pile of projects that sounded glorious in theory but fell flat in reality where they actually require time and effort
>>34502205On dating apps? Removal of compatibility meters and allowing men more than 5 swipes per day
>>34502208Anytime I see a Sysco truck at a restaurant, I never go there again.
>>34502227The irony of you posting this from a device that only works because of our ability as a species to precisely keep time is too much
>>34502218Aren't we all.>>34502232Imagine how terrified wild animals must be of them, they're already scared shitless by humans to begin with.
>>34502205FI feel zero sympathy for people whining about dating apps.
>>34502205I like the idea of going to a dating app and just fucking with the demographics.>>34502223ngl I was on my xitter porn account the other day and saw Miruplantt (imo the only hot tranny on earth) frotting his bear of a white bf and felt weird watching him rub his 2 or 3 inch nub against it like they were two different species. Real why boner stuff right there.
>>34502207some 10 to 15% of people don't react at all, maybe this will be your superpower miseryposter :D 10-15% is pretty good odds, it's roughly as much as flipping a coin and getting heads 3 times. you feelin lucky?
Femanons, what do you look for in porn/smut?
>>34502208Pokemon gen 10 is going to be a disastrous, irreparable letdown
>>34502233Thought so.
>>34502227>it's unnaturalWould you argue that math is also unnatural? It's just a mechanism of describing the observable world around us. The mechanical tick of the hand on the clock is still very much real. All those other things you mentioned, are man-made problems and upsetting, but you can detach yourself from those things, and still acknowledge the passage of time as a natural phenomenon
>>34502237You don't say.
>>34501078This is why I'll never get a massage lol
>>34502232Nuh uh. If they were, they would be 90% of all males at this point. Sociopathy is evolutionarily a minority strategy.
Femanons have you ever had an MMF?
>>34502125NagWhat exactly is the appeal for cumming on someone?It looks gross in porn and I can't imagine wanting to do it irl
>>34502210>>34502228it's definitely leopard
>>34501684Sauce me up bro
Is miseryposter the one who kept posting about acne breakouts?
>>34502250Only in my dreams
>>34502246We already had means of keeping track of the passage of time by observing natural cycles like day and night or seasons, time keeping on the scale of watches just turned into a micromanagement weapon of tyranny. And yes, math is unnatural too. I said it before and it's still true that we were doing just fine with one, two, three, many.
I constantly keep track of time, whether it be with a physical watch or a layer below within my mind or above with the sun over my head. Time must be kept in order to maintain relationships with friends and family. Time must be kept for my job to work properly in society. Time must be kept for me to make money. Time must be kept for me to help other people and myself. Time must be kept for my survival. I am running out of time. I am a time slave. Can you see? The sun is rising.
>>34502241No I’m panicking
IT'S CINCO DE MAHO FAGGOTS>>>/a/287901428>>>/a/287901428>>>/a/287901428
>>34502154>hair is worse than eyesMReally? I don't believe that.
>>34502232And you're my prey
Has someone ever said something to you while angry that completely changed how you seen and interacted with them from that point onwards?
>>34501114>big pieceDicklet outs himself, lmao
>>34502244aw man>>34502261>
>>34502267Yes.
>>34502242rape (fantasy rape where the woman instantly starts to love it lol), oral fetish (bj), fantasy or scifi themes, impregnation
>>34502261>I am a time slaveexactly, kneel for daddy tick tock
>>34502262have you tried deep breathing to calm down?
>>34502252Duh
>>34502259>by observing natural cycles like day and night or seasonGet a sun dial watch then idk>micromanagement weapon of tyrannyI mean, slaves were still put to work from dawn til dusk til the modern watch was invented. You can't blame the passage of time for mankind's evils lol. No matter what device you use to observe it, it doesn't alter reality. Anyway like you say you can just enjoy the craftsmanship of a watch without attributing any deeper implications to it. I used to have a hello kitty swatch because fuck da haters
>>34502256I won’t, her stuff is weird
>>34502259>math is unnatural too. I said it before and it's still true that we were doing just fine with one, two, threeKarl is that you mate... https://youtu.be/qaFUCVbxplU
>>34502278So
>>34502210>>34502275the ideal is a girlfriend who designates an animal print to the day of the week so you can lift up her skirt or pop her waist band and then proclaim "IT'S TUESDAY!"
>>34501542men cheat down, women cheat up
Femanons, what do you want to drink?
>>34502259>keeping track of the passage of time by observing natural cycles like day and night or seasonsEw. How unnatural!
>>34502263MAHOOO~Himeko best girl
>>34501566M08:00: Breakfast: 150g 0% Greek yogurt + 1/3 cup oats + 1/2 banana11:00:Snack 1: 1 medium apple13:00:Lunch: 4 oz cooked chicken breast (or canned tuna) + 3 cups mixed greens/spinach + 1/4 cup cooked brown rice + 1 tbsp olive oil & vinegar16:30: Snack 2 (finish by 18:30): 2 tbsp hummus + carrot sticks 18:15: Dinner: 4 oz baked white fish/salmon/chicken + 1 cup steamed frozen broccoli + 1/3 cup cooked brown rice
>>34502274Yes
>>34501959NTA. IQ is mostly luck
>>34502280ROUNDY BALDY-HEADED TWAT
>>34501788MProbably either a non-nude pic I have of my sister or women using Bad Dragon dildos, I have pretty tame tastes desu
>>34502284THC seltzers, get to it.
>>34502276Sure, it's like with all weapons. The device itself is fascinating and it's a bit glorious that humans have managed to come up with all this shit that led to being able to make stuff like that but how it's used is often disgusting and inhumane, sometimes even demonic. There's a reason chronos eats children and is associated with the cult of saturn.
>>34502257and vagina infections and stds
>>34502284It's 9pm but i desire more coffee
>>34501788Cuck content
>>34502282
>>34501546Taylor Swift's bf is mid?
>>34502285Don't be so stupid please, it lowers your market value.
>>34501788A photo of panties.
>>34502297Don't think I've seen those posts.
>>34502291sheesh. the resl cost of joining the ivy league, huh?
>>34502258>Only in my dreamsbecause in reality it would be an MMM
>>34502293Lmao based XFM enjoyer>you're an idiot, play a record!
>>34501788MMostly because of my age- I was on /l/ when I was 11 and continued reading it until I was an adult and "grew out of it" Still like /ss/ every now and then in a "god I wish that were me" mood
>>34502307you must be a newfag
And my body is breaking down at a fluctuating rate I am unsure of. I ride time. We have a fickle relationship. But she does not care. She moves forward without me, relentless like the sun we orbit. Hands on a clock.
I spend more time than I’d like to admit thinking about women in panties.
>>34502303What? Keeping track of the passage of time by observing day/night cycles and seasons is fundamental to the human concept of time keeping.
>>34502271sci-fi porn sounds like an idea for a horror film
>>34501722mmmmmmmmmmmm no
>>34502302Isn't the point that he's a football player? His face looks downright unappealing to look at, it's all about status.
>>34502315Thats what I said dummy.
>>34502145Good girl.
>>34502296If the impending doom of time irks you, I recommend working in the public sector/for a government organisation; from personal experience, the bureaucratic timescale for getting things done is complete arbitrary
>>34502312I've noticed the acne whining has stopped though. Did she stop picking at it?
>>34502316alien literally has a penis head monster that is birthed from choking oht and facefucking someone lol ITS ALL JUST RAPE
>>34502322It's not the impending doom that irks me, it's the monetizing of it that gives me the ick.
Are you aromantic, /atoga/? Do you know anyone who is aromantic?
>>34502172Yes way.
yeah I was raped
>>34502320You also said you hate it, citing the unnaturality as a reason.
>>34502267MYes
>>34502323who gives a shit
>>34502242>what do you look for in porn/smut?My porn tastes are too eclectic to summarize, but I at least need to be attracted to someone in the scene. Even in writing. If they're written ugly, that's all I'll see.>>34502243Nintendo is the only Japanese company markedly worse than their American and European competition.>>34502250>have you ever had an MMF?Yeah, it was good, but FFF is the best.>>34502265>Really? I don't believe that.I can rinse my eyes a lot quicker and easier than washing my hair.>>34502282Oh shit, it's Tiger Tuesday! >>34502318I think he's handsome. I just wish his eyes weren't so squinty.
>>34502321Fuck you.
MI think my wife has a small crush on the neighbor's son (19), and with her birthday coming up, I was thinking about trying to organize a threesome. But I'm a little concerned it could frighten the lad as I know gen z is less experienced with sex. Can any zoomer guys give their perspective?
>>34501421Oh hey, missed that you're also a femanon. Good to know it's no big deal then.
>>34502331Learn to read, I said we already had those methods to keep time, there was no need to further tighten the grip time has on us by inventing watches and other bullshit like weeks. Months are acceptable because of the moon phases and so are days and years but other than that, nope.
>>34502329I don't believe it. It's too good to be true.
My gf has a few tattoos, i like them but they are a little old now, they weren't that great of quality and started to fade.I think they should be fixed/redone (i'm willing to pay, no prob) but i don't wanna sound like an asshole, is this a remark that would be irritating?
>>34502250No, and I don't ever plan on it. FFM is plenty for me.
>>34501788this
>>34502337Why are so many of the men ITT cuckolds
>ost is a mix of synth and indian instrumentsweird but pretty good having come out in the 90s
>>34502174>Animal print anything that isn't the dead animalEw
Anyone else feel existential dread about the inevitable heat death of the universe?
>>34502335>but FFF is the bestBased
>>34502309…
>>34502343>I think they should be fixed/redone (i'm willing to pay, no prob)no tattoos but i will never deserve a bf like this
>>34502336Sorry.
>>34502339>>34502211>I hate the concept of time keepingDay/night cycle and seasons are fundamental to that concept.
>>34502342Good for who?
I hate toilet paper but somehow I still want some.I hate the concept of wiping my ass. It makes my skin crawl, it's unnatural and the root of many many evils as well as a ton of anus chafing. There's very little positive things to be said about it.
>>34502348you just know
>>34502346I'm not a cuck, it's a threesome.
>>34502327>monetizing of itThey say time is money, but I think that's bollocks, unless you prioritise earning more money over being present and simply enjoying the moment>>34502330What happened>>34502328I used to think I might be, then realised I'm just neurodivergent and a bit fucked in the headYeah I had a friend of a friend like that IRL. Really pretty girl too. I think she might be autistic or something. Not that it's any of my business. As long as people are content who really cares
>>34502355Me.
>>34502349Not really, it'll do us good to be wiped away clean. The vibe of the universe is fundamentally off.
>>34502301I wish I didn't get so aroused looking at panties
>>34502349no, it isn't real
>>34502356Invest in one of those fancy Japanese toilet seats with a bidet.>>34502363I find the concept of non-existence terrifying and I find all the atheist copes for it to be non-helpful.
>>34502354I said I hate it in context of watches. Are you the autist that had a melty over the paper bowl yesterday?
I hope aliens wipe us out
>>34502367>tfw I didn't save the picture
>>34502309As much as I despise you, this was pretty funny.
>>34502357meant for >>34502174have another risa as consolation
>>34502349I have things that actually have a risk of affecting me to feel existential dread about.
>>34502337What if he fucks her better ?
>>34502349no. if everything is just sttuctures of information, then i'll surely reappear again at some point
My fortune cookie said>Accept the thing that you cannot change and you will feel better.
>>34502335>Nintendo is the only Japanese company markedly worse than their American and European competitionNta but tbf, isn't Pokemon developed by GameFreak, and Nintendo just publishes it?I don't think Nintendo is a "bad" company but yeah they are lowkey carried by their old famous IPs, nostalgia and the brand name, over the quality of their products. I used to argue that their consoles were cheaper and more durable but that kinda stopped after the Wii
>>34502337>being experienced with sex on 4chanIf this isn't baiting, hire a male escort who resembles him, horny normalfag. Doesn't sound like you know him that well (since you call him "the neighbor's son" and not "my neighbor" or "our friend"). Some people are okay with being propositioned by casual acquaintances, lots of people aren't (especially when there's an age/experience gap), don't mess up your neighborhood peace by taking that risk.
>>34502349No, I used to before realizing humanity wouldn't live that long. I feel more existential dread about what will actually kill off humanity, besides the sun burning out in 4 billion years. It's jarring to think that there's a possibility that humans can exist for 4 billion more years. What would those humans be like? What will the technology of their time be like? We've changed so much over just a few millenia. What would millions of years of evolution do to us?>>34502338No problema, chiquita.
>>34502360>but I think that's bollocksYou're thinking on too small of a scale. Time is money for the rich, the more labor they can extract out of their slaves in the a given amount of time, the more money they can squeeze out of them. Thats why everything is about optimization and maxxing nowadays and anything that requires time, slowing down and effort is a problem.
>>34502381Reminded me of nintendo trying to patent ‘character looking at art on wall’ or something ridiculous like that
>>34502356Get a bidet or just wash your ass in the shower every time.
>>34502371Get a job, gaylord.
>>34502370Poor anon. You must have been so scared before you were born.
>>34502388Calm down JH, it's ok to be autistic.
Brb friends
>>34502381>I don't think Nintendo is a "bad" companyThey absolutely are. They, and their consumers, have held the industry back more than anyone besides EA and Hispanics and black people that but FIFA and 2K every year.
Imagine all the anons here reduced to nothingness! You will never be conscious ever again once you die! That’s it! Gone. FOREVER.
>>34502193Yeah*kicks you into the ocean*
>>34502371Nah, that's not what you originally said.
>>34502378Anon, He's 19
>>34502130arent you special
>>34501503Are you speaking from experience? Lots of workplaces are bootlicker bullshit so I wonder if yours is a special breed.
>>34502393That’s my dream
Not a cope just facts. Deal with it you will die and the world will keep spinning without you
>>34502360>What happenedI was raped by society
>>34502393You can't know that, faggot. Stay in your lane.>t. Quantum immortality goes brrrrrrrr
>>34502393>>34502400Such is the way of it.
Girls, does the idea of a man masturbating by himself disgust you?
>>34502330R. MayonnaiseA. OnP. AnE. EscalatorD.
>>34502397never said I am but probably more special than you it seems, judging by how triggered you are
>tfw not watching a cute brown girl have sex
Where do I find a woman who doesn't have any form of "sexual trauma"
Question for women, met this girl through a friend and we've had group hangouts twice now, both times we naturally kinda separated ourselves from everyone and just spent the time more or less duo'd. Vibes were good, and I was pretty sure we were both catching feelings, but texting her's kinda difficult, like it's not "bad", but I can't get actual conversation out of her, it seems cemented in the jokey/playful phase(for a handful of sentences, then dies), which is fine, but it's got me feeling that maybe I misread the situation, it's entirely possible I was just the best choice our of a batch you ultimately don't care for either way
>>34502403Now THAT'S a horrifying thought.
>>34502369The posts from the smug atheists are irritating me and I'm desperate for a cope. Why do you think heat death isn't real?
>>34502407No, the opposite. But I also have a mutual masturbation kink.
>>34502407yes
>>34502411You can't. Other men prevent that from happening. Unless you want to abduct a newborn.
>>34502411Anything sexual is traumatic by default.
>>34502411Have you really been posting about this for 6 years? Yours must be an unfulfilling life.
>>34502328>Are you aromantic, /atoga/?Not completely, but closer to it than the average person.>Do you know anyone who is aromantic?A disproportionate number of people who write actually good romance stories say they are aromantic, in my experience. Maybe the objectivity translates into better writing.
>>34502382I don't want to do anything illegal.
Is sexual trauma inherent to humans
>>34502344Jh?
>>34502424Yes. Existence is traumatic and sexuality is the portal to existence, anything with any sexual energy is therefore traumatic by default.
>>34502415what do you suppose you are that can't exist again? this universe could completely disintegrate, but any universe with the property of discernment and the property of becoming may include you, and from your perspective will always include you. it's like a console being emulated with its game on an entirely different system decades down the line.
>>34502427I hope the earth gets hit by a giant comet
>>34502335>yeah, it was good Good girl
>>34502423Is it illegal where you live? A lot of escorts have the "you are paying for my time only, there is no expectation of sexual contact, and whatever happens between us is mutually decided as consenting adults" disclaimer, I assumed they do that for a reason but I didn't look into it.If it really is illegal there, prostitution is legal in Nevada and a bunch of European countries, maybe you could splurge on a vacation.If not, I'd still try a hookup app or something, better to do it with someone you know is up for it and don't need to see again if things go tits-up.
>>34502407No
>>34502431That would be very cathartic.
>>34502434go back to your trannygram bro
>>34502412idk, i don't any text men or ever give my number unless i'm dating them or going to date them.
>>34502412If she's a socially functional normie, it definitely means she's not interested in anything more (such as deeper conversation).If she's not a socially functional normie, it could be any number of things. I've accidentally ghosted tons of people I liked due to poor time and social management.
menwhat's the consensus on fake nails?
>>34501546>dont act like every hot girls boyfriend isnt mid at bestSo who do mid women and hot men date?
>>34502437:*(
>>34502362Explain.>>34502407No.
>>34502442Hot.
>>34502441We're socially functional, but not normies, guess I'll just go with the flow
>>34502443each other
>>34502442They're a turn off
>>34502442i prefer real women
>>34502442I think they're fine if they're not super long or anything, like a black girl. I hate those. But the ones that stick onto your nails is fine.
>>34502442Poo particle colonies
>>34502445Explain what?
>>34502442Don't like them
>>34502442There isn't one. They give me the creeps. I know there's at least one anon who thinks they're sexy. Most anons don't seem to give a fuck either way.
>>34502448Why don't hot people date each other?
>>34502451huh
>>34502459shocked, libtard?
>>34502442NO
>>34502442Dislike to neutral
>>34502451:*(
>>34502457bc beauty is subjective and realistically they think they're both hot and think the same about each other unless one of the parties in the relationship has a wandering eye.
>>34501537>without becoming an accessory to the murders of innocent people.morally you're also an accessory through inaction
>>34502442Hate them
Women, what male characters outside of the romance genre would you consider shadow daddies?
>>34502454I don't understand how me doing stuff is good for you. Is it like reverse schadenfreude?
>>34502442murder weapons
>>34502460i don't understand your response at all
>>34502442I like them but only for sex and other back scratches, my skin stands up to being scratched and a lot of women don't have healthy enough nails to really dig inOtherwise I prefer natural nails
THINK ANON, THINK! WHY ARE YOU DEFENDING ATOGA? EVERYONE WHO POSTS HERE WILL DIE AND WHITHER AWAY. THE ARCHIVES THEMSELVES WILL 404 AND NOT AN IOTA OF THE HORNYPOSTS WILL REMAIN.WHAT WILL YOU HAVE AFTER FIVE HUNDRED YEARS?
>>34502407If he's attractive, it's attractive.If he's unattractive, it's much less disgusting than the idea of him having sex with someone.
>>34502426Yeh.
>>34502464>bc beauty is subjectiveNot entirely. You have things like bilateral symmetry and height.
>>34502441>>34502447I'd also like to add we've had deep convos irl which makes this disconnect all the more confusing
>>34502469The fuck is a shadow daddy?
>>34502476Based stacy
>>34502475>WHAT WILL YOU HAVE AFTER FIVE HUNDRED YEARS?Maybe I'll finally find a gf.
>>34502470I am a pervert. You know this already.>am I self inserting as a cuck or as your bf?Why choose? A good girl is a good girl.
>>34502484Dominant, morally ambiguous male love interest
>>34502308I don’t even know what to say, I feel so sick to my stomach
>>34502476What's the most attractive way that a man could be masturbating when he's alone?
>>34502484He lurks in the shadows
>>34502475You, daddy. I'd still have you.
>>34502492Plastic bag over his head.
The Protestant Reformation is the single greatest manmade movement in Human history. The reason Europe ascended past the rest of the world is due to Protestant thinkers dispersing the Bible among the populace and encouraged them to read it and understand it. This lead to mass literacy rate increases as well as the scientific revolution. It also created the work ethic and guilt-based motivation that ushered Europe and consequently America into a new age.>But muh 40,000 Bible concert denominations!!!!That is schismatic activity, which is bad. >But Luther and Calvin were Schismatics!Neither wanted to leave the Church, but Protestants and their ideas were excommunicated by the Church. In that sense, it was the Catholic church that engaged in schisma rather than the Protestants. Catholic and Orthodox bros are cool as well and going to Heaven, but I think this wave of anti-Protestantism online is largely missing context around the actual events during the reformation.Thank you for coming to my TedTalk
>>34502469Damon from hotd?
>>34502492Groan loud as fuck and cum directly on the floor
>>34502489Oh it's just a horny thing. I understand now.>good girlOne day I'll learn how to filter that out.
>>34502473Whenever I try to explain a joke it sounds botty but whatever, I often need jokes explained to me so I'm returning the favor: His joke was a pun on "real women". In context it referred to fingernails, but out of context you can interpret "real women" as "bio/cis/non-transgender women". There's a stereotype that leftwing men are okay with dating transgender women and rightwing men aren't. So the joke was to deliberately misinterpret the "huh" as "I'm surprised at someone only dating 'real' aka cisgender women" and responding like a stereotyped conservative.
>>34502490>>34502494MKG
>>34502500If I did that I'd want a girl there to lick it up
>>34502498>pic not related
>>34502490Oh there are male characters I can kind of think of like that, but I don't have a daddy fetish, so the term "shadow daddy" grosses me out.>>34502498I grew up Methodist. My church was pretty chill.
>>34502501Horny? Me? ITT? Never!>someday I'll learn to filter that out.But not today.[Good work overcoming your fear. Well done]
>>34502492Shirt on, pants off, hair slightly mussed, blushing, panting, maybe crying a little, leaking precum, unable to restrain his own feelings, body is in control.
>>34502513Dick stats?
>>34502514That just sounds like a dude fighting for his life on the shitter
What does it mean if you give a woman a gift and shea) is enthusiastically happy about itb) is super thankful but says constantly you shouldn't havec) says whatever and tosses itd) hardly responds but gifts you a 10x more valuable gift unexpectedly a month later
I’m back
okay maybe I should specify that I'm talking about this sort of nails
>>34502498>Neither wanted to leave the Church, but Protestants and their ideas were excommunicated by the Church. In that sense, it was the Catholic church that engaged in schisma rather than the Protestants. Read about the life of Maximus the Confessor
>>34502521Don't like 'em.
>>34502513I appreciate it. But it's not a FEAR. It's an AVERSION. Get it right.
>>34502521Thats pretty but I honestly prefer just unaugmented nails
>>34502524Tell me again.
>>34502521I like those a lot
>>34502478not everyone cares about height that much. also some very beautiful people have some asymmetry. your yuck is someone else's yum
>>34502442Men, what is your opinion on acrylic over natural nails as a protective style to prevent chipping and breaking? Like armor for my fingies?
>>34502521If you're going for acrylics, might as well go all the way with them.
>>34502502thanks for explaining. sorry I'm RETARDED
>>34502532That’s cool.
>>34502532Weak, brittle nails are a symptoms of type 2 diabetes.
Post genderHow do you determine how autistic to be/how much to hide your powerlevel?
>>34502532that's reasonable. a lot of women have been able to quit nail-biting with acrylics. they were actually invented by a male dentist who broke a nail at work and put it on to prevent further damage.
>>34502536Dick stats now.
>>34502533that ignores matters of personal style
>>34502536You're getting trolled by that random poster, btw.
>>34502537I'm going to make them sharper next.
>>34502540FI want autism to be cured and I resent anti-cure people so fucking much. I don't want to hide my autism, I want it gone.
Do you guys like timers in videogames?
>>34502548I hope you don't think that's JH. Because it's not.
>>34502547It's not the first time I've been trolled. I should know better.
>>34502521Again. Dislike to neutral. This falls under neutral.
>>34502520I missed you
>>34502519A- wants the dick and is waiting like a princess to be given and filled with more giftsB- wants the dick but yours wasn't her first pickC- wants dick, but its disgusted by the thought of yoursD- super wants dick, autistically, took a month to finish evaluating that yours would be acceptable
>>34502552Nobody here is anyone. Hornypo
>>34502551I think a game that's timer centric would be a neat gimmick.
WomenWould you trust a guy that never had a crush since maybe 12 years? Not that he was hung up on that girl but nothing really came since.
>>34502559Hornyposting is dead
Dicksucking manager at work wants to fire me for:>not asking for permission to go to the bathroom (they legally can't tell me I can't)>taking too long in the bathroom (max I've taken is 10 minutes)>not greeting customers (outright lie)>not tying up my hair in a tight ponytail. I hate this retard so much. I've got one month left to get enough money for what I want. The day I'm done, I'll ask him why he's such a lying piece of shit. Keep in mind, he has NEVER talked to me about any of this, he just talks to the store manager about this who then asks my company's reps to fire me.
>>34502532Ironic because fake nails damage your real ones
>>34502561No, I'd think he was a crazy rock dweller.
>>34502551No, I like to take my time and explore what the game has to offer at my own pace.
>>34502551Yeah. I love arcade games.
Men literally sit around with tape measures to report their dick sizes on the internet between moments of spending all their money on cars, beer, video games, and watching sports. Filthy pig males
>>34502491miserypister relax!! IF you get the rash, you'll have anti itch creams ready to counteract any itching, and a lack of scratching will ensure no scars or anything. you're fine!
>>34502566She has fetal alcohol syndrome and unmanaged diabetes. Her cognitive function is compromised.
>>34502564Just start rumors about him being a pervert, post him in various "Are we dating the same guy?" places and warn people that he's abusive, etc, just ensure that he dies alone
>>34502570I'm gonna go jork my shit
>>34502570Sounds funHow the fuck do you recreationally spend money on cars unless you're a billionaire though
>>34502554Well I guess it's one of the downsides of not using the namefield, anybody can reply and pretend they're me.
Here’s what fake nails doDon’t do it
>>34501315She posted an IG story and still no response. Wtfff
>>34502522 Definity an important figure and has strong parallels with other punished figures in Church history such as Jan Hus.The only reason Luther's reformation lasted was because he was hidden from persecution by Fredrick the Wise, otherwise he likely would have ended up in a similar fate as Hus or, at the very least, intense punishment like Maximus faced.
You cannot troll the willing
>>34502567Literally what is a rock dweller and what makes one of them crazy
>>34502570That's not true, I also spent some money on some pens recently
>>34502571What about the rash on my vagina?
>>34502570I think they measure and keep it right next to where they store their social security and height.
>>34502581Brother, we don't need the play by play.
>>34502574I am a male. This would not work.
>>34502564>needing to ask permission to go to the bathroomI'd quit on the spot, for the sheer disrespect.
>>34502584She's retarded don't take her posts seriously
>>34502442Ehhhhhhh.Don't like them but not a dealbreaker. Just kinda weird.>>34502205When I turned 17.>>34501826> I wouldn't like myself anymore if I did stuff like thatWhy not?
>>34502518kek
>>34502584From the phrase "living under a rock" , young padawan.
>>34502004Bro WTF
>>34502534its not all you, my joke was a little off-kilter. i'm glad you can understand me better
>>34502569I mean more like due to the story the game has to be on a timer to impart a sense of impending doom. And it wouldn’t make sense to be able to do whatever for 100 hrs, but a lot of games are like this desu. >>34502560You might like Pathologic 1 or its modern reboot, but it’s frankly a stressful game. >>34502568That’s understandable.
Literally wtf is with the sudden increase of new posters. Literally happened overnight. This cannot be organic.
>>34502570Measuring was how I learned I needed to order custom extra large condoms in advance to losing my virginity.
>>34502579that's gel and you definitely took it off wrong it never looks like that on me
>>34502564What a faggot. Please report back after you've told him off.That first part is especially insane.
>>34502577It's one of the downsides of the internet.One hopes the real JH is doing well. Wherever she is.
>>34502587just make sure not to get that one on your face, too
>>34502597Ah. What makes us rock dwellers untrustworthy, master?
>>34502567I am very socially isolated.>>34502570I've never told anyone my dick size on the internet. Too intimate. Why do women talk about their cup size?
>>34502591I do go pretty often. Like once every hour or so. But I take 5 minutes, 10 when I have to go the one that's the furthest away from my post. I have social anxiety and I go to wash my face and hands to take a small breather. Some days I don't go at all. So it's not like I'm abusing it or anything.
>>34502589Not my fault you are here all day bro
>>34502590get a haircut and stop taking big dumps on company time
>>34502610>Why do women talk about their cup size?They don't when I'm around
>>34502610Women have to buy bras that fit you cretin
>>34502605I have to get it removed, I just don’t wanna pay for it and they know they’re losing a customer
>>34502615Never taken a dump at work. >get a haircut. No.
>>34502521Those are pretty. Don't mind.I always did wonder though. What makes long nails or painted nails inherently feminine? Of course you would think a guy was a fag for having nails like that.
>>34502607I am. I said I appreciated your praise and then someone jumped in to ask about your dick for some reason.
>>34502599wow I even gave you a chance to call me retarded and you abstained. very polite~
>>34502598Wasn’t me?
>>34502610>too intimate I should really police to whom I respond to dick photo requests
>>34502609You are blind to all the pretty women outside. Internet is not the only social pool. Put your black mirror in your pocket and lift your head.
>>34502618you can do it at home with cotton balls, acetone, and foil.
>>34502620They look slim, dainty and not rough work oriented? Idk.
>>34502611>I do go pretty often. Like once every hour or so.Me too. Sometimes it feels annoying, but nobody has ever remarked on it.
>>34502601>I mean more like due to the story the game has to be on a timer to impart a sense of impending doom.Ah, gotcha. I do. Fallout and Majora's Mask are two of my favorite video games.I think that most action adventures and RPGs would be more interesting if they had those sorts of things. I also don't think many single-player video games are worth playing for more than 40 hours in a single playthrough. So much time is wasted on tutorializing and filler "content"
>>34502617And men have to buy underwear that fits too.But why does everyone need to know how big your boobs or dick is? Do you need someone else to buy you underwear?
>>34502610More reason to go touch grass today! Right now! Stand up! March!
>>34502622i would never take advantage of another anon. i have more class than that, RETARD
>>34502620i think it vastly depends on how the nails are being cared for, just like on a woman. if he has well manicured nails then it's fine. truly it's none of my business either way. nails are a form of self expression and some of the very best nail artists in the world are men.
>>34502621Well, as long as someone is getting their goo on you.
All women are guilty of trying to sus out how much money a man hasOnce you see it you can't unsee it
>>34502571You don’t understand
>>34502636d'oh!
>>34502631That makes me feel less weird about it. I fucking hate walmart.
>>34502643Why shouldn't they? Why aren't you doing it to them too, dummy?
>>34502634Men don't have to buy different underwear for dick sizes
>>34502642Only on the weekends, and mostly on my butt, but it's a work in progress.
MenPart 2: NailsPainted or idgaf
>>34502648>Why shouldn't they?Foid brain moment
>>34502603>Literally wtf is with the sudden increase of new posters. Literally happened overnight. This cannot be organic.I wrote "find me on atoga at 4chan.org/adv/" on the wall on a truck stop shit stall.
>>34502643Not me, because I don't care. All I'm concerned with is making more money.
>>34502624>>34502653fuck off tranny groomer
>>34502613Wouldn't that mean you are too? I piped up because I saw you in the last thread.
>>34502646boom. gotcha! ;D
>>34502643am financially illiterate poorfag so no
>>34502654I'm a man. Why shouldn't a woman want a guy who can provide? I don't wanna date a bum either.
>>34502652>onlyAs if it doesn't hit your back too. I miss doing that to her.
>>34502633>So much time is wasted on tutorializing and filler "content"Oh yeah pacing and not having too much padding is an issue. Thanks for y’alls input, much to think about
Should i learn Spanish to attract a latinx gf?
>>34502653When a woman says>I love painting my nails!I secretly judge her and think she's been huffing too much nail polish remover.
I am back friends.
Can the stupid chudcels give me one good reason why chuds shouldn't be banned from posting on the internet?
>>34502668lol
>>34502673a little something called free speech, you whore
>>34502672Welcome back, I hope you’re one of the nice ones
>>34502667This only attracts the chubby sons of beaners
>>34502673Nt a chudcel but we need lots of pov on the internet
>>34502658I'm here just to comment the latest news about this just to get someone to say something. If they don't I just leave.I was being a smartass only because you made a joke
>>34502667>xShe probably doesn't speak Spanish
>>34502673I like their music https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=72wwmeupans
>>34502653Painted makes all the neurons in my brain overload and melt down>see restaurant host with nice painted nails>brain dies and i stare at them for a split second too long before I talk to her
>>34502673Because then we'd only be left with you and the internet would be a much worse place, duh.Can the stupid chadfuckers give me one good reason why chads shouldn't be banned from posting on the internet?
>>34502672Who goes thereState your business
>>34502677One of the best.
>>34502673So they can be hunted down IRL once the internet ID verification lobbyists get their policies through
>>34502653>>34502685Same. Love painted nails!
>>34502689The protector of the lesser races. To protect the lesser races. For the good of the realm.
>>34502652Good, good girl.
Why does he keep posting his disgusting man hands?
What if an internet 2.0 was made
>>34502653I like them. I like hanging out with women while they paint their nails.
>>34502695You could word that in a less infuriating way.
>>34502691That's terrifying, but if it gets him distracted by his murderboner...
>>34502695You don't have to doubletext.
>>34502690I’m gonna touch some grass later
>>34501047state gender, choose wisely
>>34502673>>34502691Thiss is why women cant handle having power
Femanons, how important is dick size really? Like give a percentage
>>34502653>>34502690How the fuck do normgroids fry their pictures to this degree
>>34502696oh my goood MAKE UP YOUR MINDwomen, ladies and gentlemen
>>34502694Welcome back, nigguh*dap*
WomenWhy do you deserve internet access?
>>34502704, later*
>>34502705Less-traveled path, f
>>34502708Only if its too small
>>34502701No.>>34502703I didn't. But she is.
>>34502704You should touch some powerful psychotropic medications.
>>34502653Hot.Especially navy blue, black, and ox blood if she has fair skin.And cherry red, yellow, or white if she's dark.
>>34502684ntaHoly shit that's cringe.
>>34502698I'm jumping ship and posting there instead.If things get bad enough, I'll probably try to find a BBS on packet radio to get my posting fix instead of wading through endless AI slop on the Internet.
>>34502713Men should be stuck on the internet while women live only in the real world
>>3450270830% Too big is far worse than too small.
>>34502709Dunno I just save the first image I see on google
>>34502713We probably shouldn't, nobody should, it's moid's fault for making the internet
>>34502708No idea, only had one so I can't compare it to anything
>>34502708It is 100% important. If it's too big or too small for sex, then I won't date the guy.
>>34502720How so?
Is it weird to find muscular men with small dicks hot? How weird?
>>34502713So I can post fArtSMR on my Only Fans and pay for my brother's surgery.
Why are men so disgusting? I wish I had never learned how hairy your butts are
Shiny happy people
>>34502730The lyrics, the fact that they're parodying one of the worst Radiohead songs.
>>34502735I prefer mature men. Why would I want a hairless "man"?
>>34502732Doesn't sound any weirder than me finding slender, flat chested women with big labia super hot
>>34502729>>34502723NTA. Is 7.4 x 6.2 too big?
>>34502708The bigger the better. 100%
>>34502735Good thing I laser my ass
>>34502737That’s the only radiohead song I know and it’s literally figuratively me
>>34502733>fArtSMRI just don't believe there are people into farts. It has to be the work of an entity or something.
>>34502741Bigger than ideal.
>>34502736Stop listening to REM you fucking UNC
>>34502705I think I need a cowboy hat soon.Less traveled path has an actual weapon.Unless keys implies a car that is operable. Based upon, highway..
>>34502748Nay
>>34502745They exist and they pay top dollar.
I just like women's bodies really, outside of that they're not very exceptional
>>34502737I'm not a huge radiohead fan. But I think the lyrics are funny despite technically being an incel. Do you object because you're a chud?
>>34502741Yes
I requested that my shift started an hour later so our schedule wouldn't overlap so she couldn't talk to me, but she just started staying extra late.I just want to stock eggs in piece. She's way too short they'll think I'm a pediafile
>>34502752What is there to even like about it?
>>34502747>idealWhat's ideal for you?
>>34502713I deserve internet more than you.
>>34502741On the small side but not bad.
>>34502752>top dollarEntity behavior
>>34502754No, I just think they're shit and unfunny.>>34502713Because men are allowed to bitch and moan about how much they hate women on the internet. So it's only fair I get too as well.
Would you let a moid paint your fingernails, femanons?
>>34502757Just chat with her and treat her as a child
>>34502748I hate to be that guy but unc music is just better
>>34502753Mhm, and you love sucking tyrone's big meaty dick too much.
Women just use the internet for gooning and bullying other women. Taking internet away from women would fix society
>>34502761What's your perfect size?
>>34502708>Femanons, how important is dick size really? Like give a percentageNot being too small: 20%. Not being too big: 100%.
>>34502772That's troons and not women, hon.
>>34502761That's a fairly small amount of McDonald's for an average-sized person, i'd say?
>>34502767Trukie
>>34502667>latinxIf we ever meet in the streets, I'm gonna break your fucking kneecaps.>>34502698>What if an internet 2.0 was madeFirst order of business: porn that you can smell>>34502772I use it for gooning and consooming. Bullying is so high school.
>>34502772MI wish they'd bully me instead.
>>34502737Best Radiohead song is how can you be sure i think. Maybe pyramid song.>>34502741Too big. Thats a novelty size.>>34502750Favourite REM track? Its gotta be that or Sweetness Follows for me.>>345027594 inches and a strong, dextrous tongue. Oral feels better than penetration for me.>>34502765Adorable yes.
WomenWhat is your favorite elder scrolls race?
>>34502772I see men are doing the "men have vanilla sexual tastes and only women are degenerates" gaslight again.
>>34502783The cats
>>34502769I know you have experience with that but don't project your fantasies onto me
>>34502741I could probably take it, but not comfortably.
>>34502779>Women at like they don't constantly put each other down on the internetJust because it's not confrontational doesn't mean it's not bullying. Women of all ages do it; it is most of social media now
>>34502740>slender, flat chested women with big labiaWhy is this phenotype so common in porn? Is the pedo and closet fag demographic that big?
why is he single for 7 years when he could get a gf? i don't mean it as in "all men should be seeking relationships 24/7" but are there usually reasons for this other than just wanting to be alone ?
How tiny are femanon vaginas? Do you all have vaginismus?
>>34502772Men dissolved porn addiction and called it not a thing anymore. Did they come out with a vaccine or is male porn abuse just a part of antisocial personality disorder?
>>34502782I love “Everybody hurts” but “losing my religion” is my number one because of my father
>>34502783i always play as argonian in every game.
>>34502791He wanted to fuck tons of bitches instead of one tying him down
>>34502790>Is the pedo and closet fag demographic that big?I'm neither of those. :/
>>34502791Have you seen what women are worth these days? Men like that are signal because they have self-respect
>>34502733do armpit asmr instead and I'll be your top donor
My fav race used to be Dunmer but after getting into the lore it has to be High Elves
>>34502799I am signal
I've been given good reason to believe that I have a giant brain tumor.
>>34502793There would be no more porn if women weren't on the internet
>>34502787Well how else are you going to explain your brain damage? Women are so pretty outside and it's almost like you moids want to become a slave class?
>>34502791Are you talking about me? I chose to be single for seven years because my previous relationship was very toxic.I wanted to take time to work on myself so I wouldn't go on to repeat the same mistakes I made in my last relationship.
>>34502804Why
>>34502792Bro it hurts. Its not about vaginismus youre just pornsick.
>>34502790it's called liking healthy women anon stop coping by saying fat women are real women, no one will fuck you anyway
>>34502802That's what I said
>>34502805ntaHoly shit this is delusional. Porn exists because of male desire.
>>34502783Argonian. I like being mischevious lizard. But I hate that vitamin C is not a mechanic in the game to keep you warm for the winter biomes.
>>34502807i don't know if that was his motivation but the toxic ex thing does match. he intimidates me so i keep a distance lol.
>>34502808My motor and cognitive functions have been sharply declining and I've been irritable and tired.
All the signal ladies, all the signal ladies
>>34502791for me, i thought it was because i wasn't prepared, i eventually learned i really do not find any comfort whatsoever in being vulnerable and so i simply avoid it. i've only ever known one girl to ever make vulnerability feel worthwhile.
lmaod
>>34502813No think about it. What's the main subject of porn, women, if there were no women on the internet, there could be no porn, except gay porn and tranny porn. And drawings.
>>34502805You wanna explain the 100 billion spent on it by moids globally?
women didn't like me in school but once they found out I had a big dick they started talking to me, why are women so shallow? :(
>>34502802beeeep beep beep beep beeeeep
a male "friend" that I turned down because I didn't like him that way sent a false report about me to Discord and got my account deletedso yeahif men whine about women painting men with broad strokes this is why
>>34502806None of what you said makes any sense
>>34502816lol I would get the "you're intimidating" thing a lot when I was younger. All of the men in my family are kinda scary like this apparently.
>>34502823The women that like big penis aren't shallow. They're technically deep.
When will Women stop settling for Chad?
>>34502810>flat chest>big labia How many dicks have you sucked?
>>34502822Women on the internet making money
>>34502832Ive said it before and ill say it again. Go for chads, stop dating losers out of pity. They arent misunderstood, theyre exactly where they belong.
>>34502817Me too
>>34502705MMarbles
i heesr beells ringing oh fuuu
>>34502797could be a cope but he doesn't seem to ever talk about women in any capacity at all ever even when really drunk. in my experience most "fuckboy" types love talking about women/dating/etc. around everyone.(a relative invites me to come along sometimes, i am the only woman in the group)
Why did I dream that I had sex with an armless woman? What does it mean?
>>34502838I also have trouble sleeping and breathing sometimes. And my appetite is all over the place. Should we smack our heads together until they crack like walnuts.
I dreamed about making out with her last night. Felt very real -_-'
>>34502843you want to be seduced by a lamia
Not a question. a statement: cock doesn't feel that good
I'm shutting down the days on my computerI'm playing life offline while you play shooters
>>34502849Dont lamias have arms?
I wanna be seduced by a labia
>>34502826pwnd
>>34502809It's supposed to fit a whole ass babyHow many guys out there have cocks that are "too big"? Acting like it's a serious pressing threat
>>34502851I disagree emphatically. Dick ks great.
I didn't dream about the mansion and the girl standing over a body eating fingers this time
>>34502735I shaved it once. Never again.
>>34502857>It's supposed to fit a whole ass babyYeah but that doesn't feel good.
I'm horny!
>>34502739My body is mostly hairless, except my butt. It's like I'm purpose built to give as many foids the ick as possible.
>>34502844Yes none of this feels worth it
>>34502826let me guess, your response was "pffffff hahaha are you being for real? sorry bruh lol"
>>34502831lol good one
>>34502867Yeah thats honestly kinda weird.>>34502857And childbirth is very, very, very painful. Are you dumb?
>>34502846Raper
>>34502645explain it to me then miseryposter plz
>>34502867You're exactly like the kind of person I imagine men who say they "love bush" are into. Yuck
>>34502833ok im not into big labia that's just weird but I do like flatties, you wouldn't understan
>>34502791I never met a woman I wanted to be with who wanted to be with me.
>>34502826Reminder that men will murder women for rejecting them.
>>34502871noI wrote a few paragraphs about why he's special to me and why I love himI only glossed over my lack of reciprocation briefly because I didn't want to rub it in
>>34502878I can’t live like this
Women thoughts on men who become obsessed with you and think they're in love after one or two dates?
Why do they call me the pussypilferer?
>>34502884ah, the "you're like a brother to me", that's where you went wrong. you should have just said "not interested, sorry" and moved on as quickly as possible. guys are easily made to feel led on, sry you had to find out this way
>>34502888They justify my androphobia.
>>34502868We should. Tilt our heads back and let out brains drain out of our ears and drip down our throats. I feel quite thick.
>>34502876False
>>34502887like what, getting weird shit on your face or the rash? has it already started forming?
>>34502884shouldn't have sent him that dick pic, sis
>>34502879Wat?
I love bush they grow so many delicious berries.
>>34502897She doesn't like 90's era Republicans.
Got to wash my hair after the haircut.
How wrong is it to pursue a 20yo woman if I am 29?
>>34502905HELL
>>34502894It’s on my cheeks and spread to other areas. I can’t take this anymore
I'm gonna write her a song and then never show it to her
>>34502739Even when I take my shirt off, I'm still wearing a sweater.
>>34502888I'm a guy and a few girls (like I can think of 6-7 off the top of my head) have developed feelings for me that quickly, sometimes even before the first date. It's... fine? Normal? Who cares? My parents, both sets of grandparents, all my aunts and uncles, everyone I know that entered a relationship in the 70s and before became serious very early on.
>>34502905My sister dated a 30 year old at 22 they are married now
>>34502903Aren't you supposed to do that before?
>>34502889Because your item is small
>>34502911Nooooo you don't get it commitment is so scary
>>34502913Yeah it was washed when I came. But now I need to wash it again to get the loose hair out.
I love bush they grow so many dingle berries.
>>34502908good grief, where else has it spread?
>>34502918Very fine.
Women, why are smaller breasts superior to big tits?
>>34502921Don’t wanna say
>>34502925you must REALLY hate yourself to do that to yourself miseryposter...
>>34502924Less sag and better shape. Also pairs well with a big ass. Ask me how I know.
>>34502924NAGBecause they're nice firm and perky.
>>34502874Just saying that if a baby can fit a 80th percentile dick should have no problem
>>34502931I've seen some droopy, asymmetrical small tits in my time. Not a pretty sight.
Do small breasted women do anal?
>>34502934babies CAN'T fit, that's what she's getting at dummy
>>34502937I know one who does, and she is fasting again today to do it more tomorrow.
>>34502937They have to otherwise moids wouldn't fuck them
Even though you guys laugh at me, I appreciate you. Thanks for everything
>>34502942You couldn't be more wrong. I don't want analPoop and farts come from there, how many times do I have to say this
Why didnt god make it so childbirth feels good
>>34502941It's Tuesday.
>>34502941damn girl how much dookie you got cloggin that pipe?
>>34502934The process is not one to experience pleasurably, moron.
>>34502878There’s no chance for me>>34502887Stop larping as me
>>34502948World is overpopulated as it is.
>>34502934NTAI mean...Birth is incredibly painful and epidurals are a thing because of that. And yes I know not all countries use them, which is unfortunate.
>>34502791A lot of guys who have a really bad breakup end up like this and won't get into another relationship for YEARSOr did he never have a past relationship? My first 6 years of dating were a struggle because it was me bouncing back and forth between wanting to have a gf but simultaneously being terrified of being alone with a woman because of childhood abuse.
>>34502946Small breasted women were built for scat fetishists.
>>34502888I am so sick of this shit
>>34502948According to Christians, it's because of Eve. If you want a more secular explanation, women have a higher pain tolerance then men.
if I know a 32 year old guy who's dating a 25 year old girl should I post about it on social media to raise awareness of him? Kind of a sus age gap
>>34502962get a job you bum
>>34502945its k, feel better. we are a family here at atoga, even if we don't always get along
>>34502791I've been single for 5 years. In my experience I just had (still have) too much shit on my plate to even manage a single date, even though I feel deeply lonely most of the times.
>>34502963>>34502962:O
>>34502708It doesn't matter at all if it's between 5 and 7 inches. The percentage of how much it matters goes up the further away you get from those numbers. A 4 inch and 8 inch dick matter 60% but pushing that to 3 and 9 gets you to 100%
>>34502962My friend (female) got married at 29, her husband was 22. Should I have posted it to prevent this?
>>34502783>What is your favorite elder scrolls race?Dunmer > filthy outlanders >>34502801Thalmor are the Jews of NirnEveryone hates them>>34502924>why are smaller breasts superior to big tits?Aerodynamics>>34502937>Do small breasted women do anal?I do. Is this somehow a stereotype?
My penis is too large
>>34502961Then why do women whine about abuse so much? "Wahhh men are abusers and that's bad even though our unlimited pain tolerance means being punched doesn't really bother us and we're effectively invincible"
Hey moids, can we have free or heavily subsidized period products? Because if I stab you every month, you can just hold your blood in like you do with your piss and shit right?
How old were you when you realized most of your friends, even those who pretend to be really goody two shoes in their lifestyle, are sexually freaky? Like you sometimes get surprised as an adult by hearing that what you thought was some Christian suburban couple that you knew from your school days have same-sex makeout parties with their same sex friends, that the Girl Next Door geek chick you went to school with is now getting publicly sodomized as a performance artist at Live Clown Porn shows, that kind of shit.
>tfw tiny penis and asexualGod wanted me like this
Women are so beautiful. I wish I weren’t an autistic sperg.
>>34502973Hot. How much beef you got on your taco?
>>34502974My steak is too juicy. My lobster too buttery.
>>34502975What an incredibly retarded post.
>>34502975Make your bait less obvious.
>>34502928You fall for it everytime
>>34502977you need a better feed
>>3450297842
>>34502962I mean if it's like a 25 year old musician dating a girl who looks 12-16, then yeah, you should lose your shit. But the age gap you mentioned is pretty normal. Then again you are probably trolling in some stupid fucking attempt to defend pedophilia by comparing it to age gaps between consenting adults.
>>34502977why the fuck are you asking me this IM A JANITOR
>>34502975What an incredibly intelligent post.
>>34502987I wish I didn't have to acknowledge retarded men exist.
>>34502981Not much. There's a slight asymmetry and some darker coloration, but I think it looks really good all things considered.
>>34502973I prefer the Psijic order. Honestly I have nothing against the Thalmor however. I would do anything in my power to regain my immortality as well if I were them
>>34502975Dude, no one wants to get beat the fuck up all the time unless they're doing martial arts.
>>34502983Those thing are entirely within the realms of possibility,
>>34502990
State gender. Advice for dating and setting up a future with a pet person or single mom as someone who isn’t particularly interested in pets or kids?I don’t hate pets or kids, and I think they deserve the best life possible. In fact, I’ve babysitter pets and kids before…but I never felt any particularly major happiness or anything akin to what pet parents/parents feel. It was more like a responsibility, and I try to take responsibilities seriously. I’d also like to say that it’s not that I don’t think I’d ever want a pet or kid, but for me it has to be the perfect timing and feeling. A time where I can mentally put my mind towards those important organisms and not be a shitty owner/parent.But it seems like everyone has a pet or child already at my age, sometimes both, what advice would you give from both sides?
>>34502978M Around the time my friend was ovulating and then started joking about making breast milk ice cream from her older sister, who just gave birth and was breastfeeding her child in the room with us. This was in my Christian friend group. I have never discovered a kink so fast in my life and now I want to date her. We also have another newlywed couple that make a lot of raunchy jokes. Honestly Christian friend groups over the age of 27 are like a billion times better than every high school or college-age Christian friend group, it's such a stark contrast.
>>34502994>I wish I didn't have to acknowledge retarded men exist.Then why do you spend so much time on this board, and this thread, of all places?
>>34502983Doesn't matter. I will never get to use it as it was intended. Just annoying piece of flesh that makes my brain fogy.
>>34502986baitee trying to become the baiter, miseryposter?
>>34502961Anecdotal, but I think both men and women have lower pain tolerance than meNot sure if helpful
>>34503000WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME IM FUCKING POOR
>>34503004You're not men. You aren't anybody.
>>34502949Yep, and I have a date with a plug and a good story to read.
>>34503006You’re weird. Stop calling me that
>>34503008Put your hands up and give me all your period pads
>>34502984Please don't be cruel. I'm not as invulnerable to harsh words as you are to physical pain. *punches you but you barely even notice*
>>34503006I don’t know I don’t really care I think but people keep making up lies about me and I’m really scared today and lightheaded but I’m going to go get some $50 soap for poison ivy
>/adv/thread/34501047/atoga-ask-the-opposite-gender-atogawhy the hell do URLs now have the opening post text in them?
>>34503010There is a human consciousness behind every stupid or unhinged shitpost on here.
>>34503019No there isn't. Bots live here pretending to be human. Passing the bot tests.
>>34502385>the more labor they can extract out of their slaves in the a given amount of timeWell, this has always been the case through history kek, long before the invention of the clock and wristwatchOn the flipside one could view being able to keep track of and plan your personal time usage down to the second as empowering>>34502386Lol, Nintendo's legal team aren't slacking...>>34502392In what way?>held the industry backEh, I won't pretend to be up to date on gaming news and whatnot, but aren't there still plenty of indie and smaller developers doing well and still making interesting creative games? Sure it's a competitive market but if people solely choose to buy AAA slop that's on them desu
>>34503014>spent her welfare check and now this hambeast is hongry
I am depressed. How fix? help?
>>34503026Dunno same situation. I think meeting people and a therapist will help.
>>34503017Stop larping as me
>>34503017i think that is a good idea, don't forget to get the itch cream, too
>>34503022I've been accused of that before. It's not true, but I've been accused. In the past, people who were seen as suspicious just for being their normal selves were executed because it was suspected they were witches. In the future, they will be executed on suspicion of being A.I. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Umc9ezAyJv0
>>34503002MThose are not remotely the same things and should not be equivocated. We expect to outlive our pets, and our children to outlive us. That's the whole point of the "I think of your mother as a pet" line in Invincible. Pets are a short-term responsibility, while children are way more work and a life-long responsibility. There's also dealing with the "baby daddy" with kids. There's a lot of women who don't have or don't want kids so you should date them instead. My friend hates his wife's dog, but they still make it work. I don't think they'd make it work if it was "my wife's kid"
>>34503025Shuttup *spit*
>>34503026Same, bro or sis, can't help...
>>34503019>>34503022Richard Dawkins, is that you?
>>34503028I don't want another therapist. They all felt like the same person saying the same things. I did make me feel better for the week but idk
The funniest shit is when every fucking fix you try doesn't work and sometimes just breaks shit even more. And now your thing still isn't working and your back hurts from hunching over it for hours.
>>34503026antidepressants combined with therapy
>>34503030I can’t afford it I’m really scared
>>34502977A lot of libraries have free pads now and I think that is cool.>>34502978This has never happened to me.>>34503002FYeah, don't. I would be very hesitant to date a guy with a dog I don't think it's an unreasonable boundary but it is limiting.>>34503026Idk man I've been varying levels of depressed for nearly 20 years.
>>34503019Most of the traffic from the last few days has been from bots
Lift with your back
>>34503047ssris just make me more dead
>>34503048You think I’m broke?
>>34503032with incels interlinked
>>34503048i'd prioritize the itch cream then between the two, of course you can just be itchy for like a week i suppose
>>34503045Just find someone to talk to. Face to face. We just lack socialising
>>34503003oh and the answer is age
>>34503058What a fucking gullible retard
>>34503008arnt we all?>>34503014sorry, but this diva cup was made for sippin maple syrup kek
>>34502804Shit. Sorry anon
>>34503055sure but depression is about getting out of a mode of thinking, thats why you combine the antidepressants w/therapy. there will also have to be lifestyle changes, as well, in all likelihood. build new habits and all that so you don't go down familiar depressed tracks.>>34503061you got me
>>34503058A week I will kms. I can’t believe this is happening to me
>>34503018It was the only way.
I suspect many women secretly enjoy taking a bit of bullying from men. Especially women who come here, on /atoga/.
>>34503003>Honestly Christian friend groups over the age of 27 are like a billion times better than every high school or college-age Christian friend group, it's such a stark contrast.Absolutely, but I think you can extend that to any group of friends around that age. We're all retarded until around 25
>>34502551M, completely depends on the game and intended experienceFor example two of my favourite games are NiGHtS into Dreams... and Crash TwinsanityIn the former game, a timer is a fundamental to the arcade-style gameplay gimmick; the rush comes from seeing how many laps you can fly round part of a stage before returning to the start before time runs out, and moving onto the next section. A casual player can just take their time and only do one lap if they choose, while a score attacker will squeeze in as many laps as possibleThe latter game on the other hand is an open-world exploration platformer game, one of the cool aspects of the game is that there are no loading screens whatsoever from the first stage to the final boss, so it really feels like an open adventure. A timer would ruin the immersion imo and urge players to rush through the stages rather than hunting for gems, secret areas and other things. Spyro the Dragon is also a really good example of this where atmosphere and exploration takes precedence over speed.But on the flipside, the time trials in other Crash games are a really fun inclusion that add a lot of replay value. They push you to "master" the stage, finding shortcuts and figuring out which time saving crates are worth going out of your way to smash. Seeing how close you are time-wise to getting the next relic up motivates you to replay and master the stageIn other games a timer just simply wouldn't make sense, e.g. a rhythm game like Space Channel 5 where the play time is fixed anywayAnyway that's my 2c
>>34503018Oh, weird. Someone pointed this out the other day too, but I was still seeing the usual URL.
>>34503061 Not like you right anon
>>34503072What why, don’t do it
Shouts out to the telehealth doctor I just spoke to that sounded like his blood was made of liquid adderall
>>34502551no, I can handle a lot of things in a videogame but not timers, it's why I couldn't beat prince of persia on nes
>>34503079I had an older friend who told me I should date older girls and now I'm starting to get it now that my friends aren't all fucking college freshmen anymore.The girl I'd say I have the best conversations with is my friend's wife who is 27. This other girl I've known since she was 19 is 23 now and I feel like she's actually intelligent and has her own agency now lol
>>34502892I think mine is already watery and nothing
>>34503084Leave me alone stupid
>>34503075I love bullying moids.Tee hee~
Miseryposter is actually my gf irl I just watch all her posts here silently and never bring them up.
>>34502551I loved it in Dead Rising, it was the only gimmick that made the entire game interesting at all. If it wasn't for the timer, it would just be a zombie game where you run aroudn in a mall aimlessly.
>>34503072hey at least you'll have a fun story to share about your first poison ivy experience
>>34503075>AlchemisedI feel like it should be Alchemized, but actually both words look fucking retarded to me
>>34503088What are you talking to the doctor for
State gender. What are some of your icks/red flags/dealbreakers that you probably won’t find until AFTER you start dating/regularly seeing someone. How do you deal with it then?For me, as a guy new to dogs, was bad dog ownership. Ya know, you see them a few times a month as you get to know them, and you only get a peek into how they treat their pets. And you only see the good parts. Once it’s 24/7 or regular basis I’ve seen people i thought were good pet owners turn to shit.
>>34503094lies
>>34503094real talkif you got a bf/gf would you invite them to post here too?
>>34503094Baby please answer my calls :(
>>34502540I'm ADHD, I generally try to act polite and courteous to others (especially in professional settings of course), but I also don't really give a shit what other people think of me, so I'm openly pretty weird. I used to be prettybself-conscious, but as I've gotten older I've realised most people don't really care what you do, and you can get away with a lot as a good looking white guy, so sometimes to amuse myself I'll see how bizarre I can be before someone bats an eye
>>34503094Shut up>>34503097It’s not fun. I’m in agony
>>34503055>ssris just make me more deadSSRIs work when feeling more dead is preferable to the the alternative.
עַם יִשְׂרָאֵל חַי
>>34503070Nta but I agree with them the ssris made me useless. Just dull but not any less sad/frustrated/suicidal. And CBT just pissed me off. The "reframing" they want you to do is "not think about it". I prefer DBT. "You are thinking about it, what do we do about that" Learning to physically control my emotional response was far more useful than trying to change what the emotional response was.
Misery poster is my sister. I love her very much.
This larper is pretty good, but not great
>>34502570>cars, beer, video games, and watching sportsI literally don't care about any of these things, besides vidya which I spend very little on The other day I had to make idle chit chat with somebody on the train about football, it was terrible
Women, what are your top 3 positions?
>>34503108shitty solution will die as soon as something sligthly useful is invented
>>34503099Needed a refill for a prescription.
>>34503111Thanks brother
>>34503109Actual Jews don't write the vowels, you dummy.
Omfg, now I'm gonna get fired and I still don't know why. I got a call from some random bitch about how I "don't have a good will at the job". Huh?!?!?! Bitch, I get routinely congratulated by customers because of how quick and polite I am. I get there on time and I have never cancelled a shift.
>>34503115CeoCfoCoo
>>34503126This nigga crashing out over losing his Walmart job
>>34503111Thanks brother >>34503119Stop it
>>34502570>carsDon’t care about it. I have one though.>beersDon’t drink alcohol outside of special occasions >video games I pirate and emulate 90% of the games I play. >watching sports Hey fuck you!Women literally sit around complaining about their clits in the internet between moments of spending all their money on hair, makeup, nails, and watching Netflix.Filthy female dogs
>>34503117Yes that is how progress works.
>>34503101My official new ick and dealbreaker is someone being over obsessed with dogs/cats. I dated a girl not long ago and 90% of time during our date all she could talk about was her dog and previous dogs she owned. Most of the times she shows up in clothes that had something about dogs printed on it. I was actually commited to tolerate all that obsession but she turned me down for....smoking. That's it, I smoke, so what? Some people deal with everyday stress by smoking a cigarette, what's your way of dealing with stress? Fucking the dogs? Christ.
>>34503126You make everyone else look bad.
>>34502540FWill showing my power level result in me losing money? No? Don't care. I'm not going to be rude or inconsiderate of others but I also am not going to refrain from saying what I think or going to climb on something I want to climb on unless there are small children around that I don't want to encourage to do dangerous things.
>>34503111Misery poster is my neighbor*dumping rat poisoning in your yard*
Was miseryposter ever real? Are we all miseryposter?
>>34503128Yes. They are LYING about me. I don't like it when people lie about me.
I'm going to rewatch a movie RIGHT NOW!
>>34503140Good on you. Would love to join you but such is life. Have fun.
This shit needs to die already bruh
>>34503135Apparently, having a bad posture on my register when there are no customers around is a great offense.
>>34503142THANKLS
>>34503134I don’t complain about pet culture because it’s something that’s pretty positive but dogs are gonna replace kids for the upcoming generations. And because dogs are innocent emotional sponges for dog owners, they are worshipped. If you’re not a dog person now, you should prepare to date one in the future.
>>34503130>I have one thoughWhat do you drive?
>>34503107i mean AFTER the agony obviously, like a year from now its gonna be that one time i got poison ivy on my face, gosh i was such a dummy
>>34503150NtaThere are always cat people
>>34502705M, forgotten mansion, because she's cute, I like mansions, and the whole fire and "unfinished business" arc sounds badass>>34502748nta but tfw I was listening to R.E.M. Live the other day kek>>34502767us uncs had some cool shii in our day https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxSSfpPMwZs
>>34503150I just fucking did, I don't want to do it ever again. Having a dog is cool, no problem about that honest to God. But being over obsessed about it is as unhealthy as hoarding or day drinking.
MenHow big of a turn off is it for a woman to have two different sized breasts?
>>34503166I'd kill myself
>>34503166The majority of women have asymmetrical breasts. You're normal.
>>34502791being single is chill lol and dating is effort, icl>tfw my ex just asked if I want to get food and I had to tell her I moved>>34502924based Pani Poni Dash poster https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nq-lJKdLI6I>>34502962low effort b8 kek>>34503018the frontend was rewritten after the breach last year, blame Hiro
>>34503166This is like me worrying about my curve
>>34503168Thanks :') D and DDD here. I hate it so much that I wish I could just tear them off.
>>34503136What was the last thing you climbed?
>>34503176Decorative rock pile.I made it like 20ft up a tree the last time I was invited to a party at my sister's and like 2 people thought it was cool so I consider that a win.
>>34503166I shan't complain, lest she bring up my different sized balls.
>>34503176Ur dad
>>34503026watch Pani Poni Dash https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-a1Mzdx4gU4>>34503046this is the part where I crack open a can of sparkling water and say "welp at least I tried lol" and read a book>>34503088lol, glad you got your script filled <3as an ex-medical receptionist and pharmacy hand, I was frequently running on 3 hours of sleep, a lot of caffeine, and unbridled ADHD
>>34503179Are they actually different sizes or does one hang lower than the other?
>>34503178Thoughts on climbing up giant snow piles in parking lots. I used to do that as a kid.
Does your penis actually curve?
>>34503175Is that a big difference idk. How does that even happen.
>>34503185Generally I don't because they're so dirty but I'm not opposed.
>>34501047I just watched this video. I really like the girl and how open she is about the things that worry her. She seems genuine.And I also find it really hot. I really like it when women talk about their physical insecurities. When they say the things they don't like about themselves. It turns me on and I don't know why.Women, are you aware of this dynamic? Is it weird? Are other men like this too?
I think I’m improving with my panic attacks
>>34503193having less of them or stopping them sooner?
>>34503126>got a call from some random bitch about how I "don't have a good will at the job".something I've learned from working several customer service jobs over the years...you will always have haters. you can never please everybodyyou can be doing a great job and be well-liked by everyone else, and you can still have one bitchy manager or colleague who is just a miserable person and will try to make you/others feel bad and undermine your confidenceit's really not worth paying any mind and fretting about, if everyone else is praising you and your performance is otherwise positive. especially if it's a wagie job lmao. if your performance was actually bad, they'd fire you, so just relax and keep getting that paycheck
>>34503186Yeah, upwards.
>>34503193Hell yeah! Congrats anon
How much will gas have to go for you to effectively be priced out of your work commute?It's 3.98 here in Texas where I live, if it goes up to 4.50 and higher I'm effectively fucked, why did this have to happen? I barely make money as is on a 19.80 dollar an hour job
>>34503156Whatever you say
>>34503192Why does she look like that
>>34503202I live at my job
>>34503184They are actually different sizes and one hangs lower than the other.
>>34503140which movie?>>34503166I'm a simple man, two boobs are better than one>>34503186yeah, a bit upwards when it's at max power>>34503202my work is literally a 3 minute walk from my house so I'm gucciI don't drive, I just ride my bicycle everywhere
>>34503197I said improving >>34503201Thanks brother
>>34502335>Yeah, it was good, but FFF is the best.Did they DP you?
>>34502924becky rabu https://voca.ro/1TE290j5kQrZ
>>34503197Stopping sooner maybe both>>34503201Thanks>>34503209You’re funny I like you are you single
>>34503186Yes, and slants.
>>34503214Stop larping as me you freak
>>34503205She's below average looking. She was also fat all her life and only recently managed to lose the weight. She hates how her tits look. She doesn't like that her butt is flat and she thinks her ass crack is too low. She dislikes that her belly is slightly flabby. But doesn't mind the stretch marks. She would get plastic surgery if she had the money for it.
>>34503214>>34503216This shit is getting extremely annoying get some fucking hobbies
I feel bad for guys where it curves downwards, that doesn’t seem like it would feel good
hmmm flat
>>34502924>>34503213cringe pedoshit
>>34503218Ok bye I’ll go
ok, lets settle this. only the real miseryposter can respond to this post.
>>34503215you mean like this?
>>34503227I’m leaving so bye
I want to start over from 2006.
>>34503230ok goodbye the_official_miseryposter
>>34503222anime website. Go to twitter if you want to be a moralfag
>>34503217This is insanity.
What an absolute nothingburger of a season for Invincible
>>34503234>anime>decides to post children
>>34503229Kind of yeah. But to the left
>>34503234Not anime thread
>>34503241Shit I'm sorry to hear that. But I guess your bitches enjoy that too.
Video games are kind of dumb but they're relaxing and comfy.
>>34503217She does look pretty weird. The way she speaks makes me think she's autistic too.
Arcanum season 2 was horrible
>>34503238Was there something different about this season? Feels like I saw more discussion of it than I did the last few years.
>>34503243>your bitches...
Daisy!
Still no bitches
>>34503192https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NsIIZhBQDEM
>>34503249I dressed as daisy for Halloween a few years ago
Ill get bitches
>>34503239there was some faggot at anime expo that held a character debate panel and only included "adult" characters, ignoring that 90% of anime people give two shits about features what he would probably call "children". I swear, conventions should have quizzes at the door that prevent normalfags from entering. More of life ought to have them. People stick their noses where they should be and make things worse for everyone who used to have their own place, a la this thread.Normalfags should just kill themselves tbdesufamalam
>>34503248Ah, I see. Welp, I have no bitches either so dap me up my boy, we'll pull through bitches or no bitches.
Why do women think they're not allowed to wear heels on dates with short men?I get that I'm pretty short, but a height difference isn't going to stop you from being treated like a princess.I've heard some girls say that the men were insecure about it, but fuck them.And fuc anybody else who talks shit because of the height differrence too. Live your life the way yoiu want, not they way some other unhappy fuck wants you too.Wear your heels. Be hot as fuck. If somebody ain't treating you right because you're taller he's not the one.
>>34503213need to rewatch PPD lol, so funny and unhingedif anyone here likes Azumanga or Nichijou, I recommend>>34503249best girl>>34503250no maidens??>>34503244only "dumb" to spend all day playing them in lieu of other things, otherwise video games are awesome>>34503252that's dope
>>34503252slayyy queen!!
>>34503256Go to bed qt
>>34503255>>/a/
>>34503255>faggot at anime expoSo he's in the right place?
>>34503262ntaWeebs are allowed to post in these threads. Get over yourself.
>>34503261that wasn't me lol, this is me >>34503259it is past my bedtime tho teehee
>>34503261Nah I'm good. Smashed 4 beers and feeling like dusting off my playlist (mostly stoner doom metal about life being miserable but yeah I'm vibing).
>>34503264It's crazy how much asking you not to post children makes you seethe.
>>34503212>Did they DP you?The men or women? Because yes to both.>>34503260Delete this
>>34503265>>34503261oooh so it wasnt aimed at me, my bad
>>34503268You literally got triggered by anime girl pictures and I'm the one seething?
>>34503249Daisy was supposed to be a tanned baddie.Nintendo should just switch her back to being brown so brown men will buy her media.
>>34503234this kind of shit is why I don't like admitting that I like anime
>>34503247It had one of the most important fights in the entire series. Honestly now the idea of waiting another 5 seasons for one of the big moments is mortifying to me. What am I doing with my life?
>>34503263there is precisely one faggot free area of anime expo. It is both well known and not known all that well.>>34503259>if anyone here likes Azumanga or Nichijou, I recommendJoshiraku is another good indicator that someone would enjoy PPD>>34503260reminder that if you ever tell people you're trying to do art, THIS is what they think you're making>>34503273Then stop watching anime. You don't need to be into it just because everyone else got into it. Go watch Bluey or something
>>34503273Good. We don't want niwaka trash like you ruining anime.
>>34503275kys
>>34503272She's tan in the movie
>>34503280It would be really funny if each itteration she got browner until she was fully black with a fro shape.
>>34503271I don't care about drawings. I just find it funny how you cope. Who else likes """"smaller breasts""""?! *wink wink*. Who else likes """"anime"""?! *wink wink*
>>34503283>le anglo face
>>34503283God I'd have one of these hags sit on my fave rn
>>34503259>only "dumb" to spend all day playing them in lieu of other thingsYeah, but I like immersing myself in them that way.
>>34503286She looks solidly east euro
>>34503273nta but I've watched Pani Poni Dash on the train and in public before kek, have the whole series on my phone>>34503288well, a gaming day here and there is cool, so long as it's not all day every day...>>34503280gonna see this in a couple weeks in theatres, how long is she actually in the movie for lol
>>34503275>Then stop watching anime. You don't need to be into it just because everyone else got into it. Go watch Bluey or something>>34503277>Good. We don't want niwaka trash like you ruining anime.I have much better taste than you two faggots combined, I just don't watch pedo bait trash or shonenslop
Femanons, do you ever read heterosexual smut that isn't rapey? Do you read heterosexual smut between two human characters?
I have no idea wtf any of you niggers are talking about
>>34503268>asking you not to post childrennta but you're the only one posting pictures of actual children...>>34503272seems like at least in recent years they've made her a bit more tan again (she's from Sarasaland after all)it's really bizarre to me how characters like Daisy and Rouge the Bat were lowkey whitewashed for a long time>>34503275>Joshirakudefinitely, almost feels like a spiritual successor>Go watch Bluey or somethingBluey is good too tbf lol
GenderWould you cheat on a loving partner that cant give you orgasms no matter how much they try if they never found out?
>>34503291Sometimes all day every day for months before I'm done with a game.
>>34503295How about you read my foot up your ass?
>>34503300MI already do that all the time
>>34503300I can't even get one partner. Who would I cheat with?
>>34503300MYes
>>34503303Take it as a no
>>34503295>vill you vear vigs>vhen vill you vear vigs>vill you vear vigs
>>34503302>all day every day for monthsdo you not have a job and other responsibilities?>>34503300M>Would you cheatno, for all my faults I'm very loyal
>>34503309lulz https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xqEABqaEuo
>>34503295Sure, but it's pretty much only fanfic stuff.
>>34501461MSomething by Leo Tolstoy, start by the shortest you can find
>>34503300No. I'd amend the relationship boundaries like a normal nonpsychopathic person.
>>34503306You would cheat with me by sodomising me up my hairy arse and playing with my winky.
>>34501483Until I get MYSatisfaction
>>34503311>do you not have a jobNot currently.>other responsibilitiesYeah, which is why I'm just playing casually at the moment.
>>34503257I do it because I don't want him to be uncomfortable or for other people to make comments about it mostly but if I'm being honest I don't really want to look down at him. I like being face to face barefoot with the guy I'm dating but it feels weird to be 3 inches taller all of a sudden. If they were something I wore regularly and not just for special occasions maybe I'd feel differently but I wear heels like twice a year without worrying about a guy.
>>34503317It's worked so well for you so far.
Satis FAC tion
>>34501610Any woman read this and confirmed is good?
>>34503295Yes, I actually prefer my het smut to be sickeningly sweet.
>>34503315Which of the other two do you read?
>>34502791Social anxiety plus long term depression plus a moderate dose of self awareness
>>34503320Sa-tis-fact-ion``` `-, ```-,-``` ```
When you moved away, how long did it take for people in your new city to figure out that you are an LBH? A Loser Back Home.
I can't get no satisfaction
>>34503326Is your homo smut rapey?
>>34503315post your fav tags
Man why am I such a shit conversationalist
>>34503321>which is why I'm just playing casually at the momentprolly for the best then desuI also love vidya and long sessions (though don't really have that luxury anymore) but I don't think spending all your time consoooming is good>>34503329>Social anxiety plus long term depression plus a moderate dose of self awarenesswow he's me jk>>34503332loser back home? I was a loser there too
>>34503336Because you talk out of your ass.
>>34503291>have the whole series on my phoneBut do you have the boxset?>>34503292>
>>34503323It's the ethical thing to do.
Single mother who neglected her children is talking about ethics
It is I! Evil Valkyrie! I love my children!
>>34503337>I don't think spending all your time consoooming is goodYeah it's pretty dumb.
My favourite YouTuber is better than your favourite YouTuber
Bro ts so fucked it's so over </3
>>34503297>(she's from Sarasaland after all)Why isn't she in the pyramids or palaces?
Why is mexican candy literally just crushed up peanuts, sour candy coated in salt and chili, and a tablespoon of frosting
>>34503346But there's nobody better than you?
>>34503346What's your favorite youtuber, gender?
>>34503350I am sexond only to you.
Dinner
>>34503346Hasan Piker and Nick Shirley deserve each other. Cunts.
>>34503186For some people it does, I'm not sure how common it is. Mine does not. >>34503166I'd say it depends on how noticeable it is, but unless it's a gigantic difference it almost certainly wouldn't outweigh all the other parts of your body and personality compatibility >>34502977I don't have an inherent opposition to this, but it feels a little selective to just try to make period products free and not other things people need for basic health needs like toilet paper or you know, foodSo I wouldn't mind it as part of a broader push to subsidize stuff for for the public, but just doing it for period products would make me raise an eyebrow a bit. Not like i'd be against it, obviously it'd still help people and I'm not an asshole who would oppose doing things that helps others just because it's overly specific, but I would question the logic a bit. >>34502826Sorry that happened to you anon, but that's the same logic incels and misogynists use to justify their bullshit, just in reverse. Generalizing people is bad. >>34502653>>34502532Couldn't care less about nail polish either way, but thinking about it I am a sucker for neon or pearlescent/iridescent shit so if you had nails like that it'd be appealing, I guess>>34502442Slightly negative>>34502550I like my tism, but my ADHD can get fucked and I wish that could be cured
>>34503351MSplatterCatGaming
>>34503353>spicy buttered pasta
>>34503344https://youtu.be/KW0iF7ilIP0
>>34503353>Chatgpt
>>34503353>olive oilI win.
>>34503353>he needed ChatGPT to figure out how to cook something this simple
>>34503353Well done. I could never cook. I need a gf for that.
Why didn’t anon describe what kind of mpreg he jerked off to
>>34503369There are different kinds?
>>34503339>do you have the boxsetno lol, so I kneelyou got some other great animu there too>>34503348>Why isn't she in the pyramids or palacesidk because it's a video game maybe>>34503346idk, your mom's nudes are pretty good>>34503353you can't eat paper anon>>34503356>but my ADHD can get fucked and I wish that could be curednta, maybe it's just cope but I like having ADHD, sure it has its caveats when it comes to functioning in society, but I think there are a lot of positives also, I wouldn't change who I am and don't believe in medicating it personally
moistcritical is a shitty YouTuber. All he does is look sad and mumble normalfag opinions into a cheap microphone. Just thinking about him makes me want to go out and go for a brisk jog.
>burning the image limit for no reason
>>34503370What do you want?
>>34503376Pollen.
>>34503365>he>>34503375just make a new thread if you want to post images and the limit's reached
What do lolicons look like?
women, ask me some questions pls
>>34502979Was probably just too much of moms chemical shampoo cocktail in the shower and soft onions foods growing up in a stunted artifical environment, not God. If you were born in a time of free roaming wilderness you'd have been a giga-cocked soldier your 3 dedicated wives could hardly keep satisfied
>>34503359>>34503372Beef veggie stew maybe tomorrow
>>34502978I was that friend
Women don't like to fucking suck cock and I'm tired of pretending they do! I was at a comedy club this weekend and the opener, a female comic, she even asked "come on women, admit it. How many of you actually like to suck dick"? And it was 1 woman in a room of at least 100.
>>34503166No that’s fine>>34503186To the left>>34503202Idk maybe $6
Does excessive masturbation cause my dick to smell?
>>34503382When did you realize nothing really matters
Moids, do you have a suckable cock?
>>34503372I'm none of those anons you replied too. I'm just here to say that Non Non Biyori is based.
>>34503327I read some rapey stuff, some monster stuff, some rapey monster stuff. You know how it goes, I'm stereotypical.>>34503335I'd rather not.
>>34503381pretty normal, all things considered
>>34503391You decide
>>34503384do you exchange recipes your gooner tranny telegram group?
>34503373Lmao, so he still inspires the incel to touch grass exactly as he has said and even named one soap after.Get clowned, nerd.https://youtu.be/a5Ui9k6Tecg
>>34503391Yeah I've confirmed it myself
>>34503391idk, no one ever has
>>34503373Yes. He seems like a nice enough guy off camera, at least.
>>34503391Yeh
>>34503395>pretty normalBy what standards
>>34503395>Autism haircut
>>34503382Are you able to touch your butthole
>>34503390I'm slowly getting there. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOZJXQiJX4Q
>>34503397And sex tips
>>34503391What are the criteria? It’s been sucked, if that’s all it takes.
>>34503393huh? why not
>>34503391No.
>>34503407With my finger? yeah sure>>34503391i hope so, i guess
>>34503380Elf admitted to being a man earlier in the thread.
>>34503410>What are the criteria?BigCleanAesthetically pleasing
>>34503391My ex once said "why does it taste so good?" And went back to sucking it, maybe she was just acting for my sake but I have never forgotten that little line that made me feel like king.
>>34503390
>>34503415It’s not huge, but yeah.
>>34503414Stfu faggot
>>34503413Oh ok phew
Woman, leave
>IMG_I'm starting to get why anons filter iphone filenames by default
>>34503392>Non Non Biyori is basedit is peak comfy
WomenDo you have a lickable pussy?
>>34503425Yeah.
>>34503371Yes, I already explained this
>>34503425No leave me alone don’t touch me
Women do you really want us to moan? you wont get the ick?
>>34503428Dont worry about us touching you
>>34503391According to all my exes except for one who don't like sucking dick in general yeah, it's suckable.
>>34503429U do u boo
>>34503429Yes
>>34503429Yeah buddy, I'll make thwomp noises while I bounce on >him.
>>34503391I don't think that's for me to decide.
>>34503428>>34503432Cheswick, is that you again?
>>34503403Relative to the rest of North America. There's nothing special about the ones I know. One's a handsome sportsball player, another one's a pudgy black guy. That guy was a normal, handsome looking young man>>34503424
>>34503420Repulsive tranny groomer.
>>34503434What the fuck lady that’s the least erotic thing imaginable
>>34503436No but you’ve called me this name before
>>34503437Frog pussy?
>>34503425Apparently it's very bite-able. Idk what that means, though.
>>34503442Cheswick
>>34503437>Relative to the rest of North America.The average person here doesn’t wear a pedo cape, actually
Is it penis posting time yet
>>34503435You're the one atogan I think we can all safely conclude to have a suckable dick.
>>34503447It stars with one and you
>>34503423Torontopajeet?
>>34503322That's a fair point of view, but why would you care about what the world has to say, when it's just you being you?
>>34503447it's never penis posting time>>34503434more like splat
Why cant women plap plap me instead?
I am into inflation. I mean seeing those prices rise and everyone complaining just gets me.
>>34503442Don't remember that, but you behave similar to that spamming attention whore, why?
>>34503445Yeah I don’t know who that is
>>34503334It can be. I like the dynamic of toxic WLW. Like, can you even call it love if you haven't tried to kill each other?>>34503349We also eat chocolate covered grasshoppers.>>34503351FMarkiplier. I don't even watch him, but he's my favorite.>>34503373"Hey, guys. I'm here to talk about a current event only after enough time has passed for a consensus to be drawn so I know which side of the aisle to sit. Titty fart butt mcstuffin."
Why haven’t you broken 100K this year yet anon? I thought you were mommy’s big boy of the household
>>34503439I don't care get squashed
Shy nerdy boys with big dicks
>>34503460I have, and that's not even factoring in my bonus at the end of the year.
>>34503451That's one of ENTJ's personas
>>34503448No no, I've heard it hotly debated. Certainly not a consensus. But I do appreciate its fans dearly.
>>34503458>can you even call it love if you haven't tried to kill each other?Gf tried to give me the cartel treatment but didn’t realize her love language was physical touch
>>34503456Bored?
Why did mother nature decide to make female orgasms harder to reach?
>>34503437Renge is too powerful https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Nu8aPAbDMc>>34503351M, toss-up between Laina (Overly Attached Girlfriend) and James Rolfe (Angry Video Game Nerd)>>34503462hi>>34503460I too can make this in microsoft excel
>>34503375>How DARE you post images on the imageboard!>>34503381I have been called a handsome lad by many a woman>>34503391according to SOME "women" here mine might be too big
>>34503462I'm shy because of my small dick, sorry.
>>34503446we're talking about attractiveness, not clothing. Learn to read idiot>inb4 insincere backtalk
Difference between a geek and a nerd? I am neither I am a no life sea cucumber
>>34503471>according to SOME "women" here mine might be too bigTell me more
>>34503464Why would anyone want to LARP as a jeet from Toronto? Your life is so depressing and pathetic pedojeet
>>34503474Geek = consumerNerd = enthusiast
>>34503456it's a self-admitted tranny and they all have NPD that's why
>>34503391When it's soft it is small and when it is hard it is large. I'm guessing it's good during the warmup but afterwards would be uncomfortable
>>34503474Uhhhhh...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Tvy_Pbe5NA
>>34503476I don't know why are you doing this, ENTJ. You tell me.
>>34503463Post payslips right now >>34503470I just bought my gf a new LV bag lower your tone when talking to me poorfag
>>34503475did you guys say 8 inches is too long to be comfortable? My girth isn't anything to write home about
>>34503480Ahh that doesn't take me back.
>>34503469Because reproduction doesn't depend on the woman orgasming too. If so, the human race would have died out by now.
womenisn't her dress cute? There's a certain appeal to cheap kid dresses. It melts my heart
>>34503481>saar accidentally redeems himselfGonna cry again bitch boy sissyjeet?
>>34503487*men
>>34503483As long as you don't try to go balls deep it's still usable. Too much girth is where it gets impossible to penetrate no matter what
>>34503462...
>>34503460I’m 26 and I have never held a job in my life I’m such a failure and my parents hate me.
>>34503480lol classic>>34503474I think in a nutshell, nerds tend to me more academic and into stuff like math and science, whereas geeks tend to be more into fandom and stuff like vidya and animeSo a nerd might try to explain to you how quantum mechanics works whereas a geek could tell you about every episode of star trek or something>>34503487who said her dress was cheap bruh>>34503482>lower your tone when talking to melmaoo
>>34503494We know, ENTJ
>>34503494nta but nothing to be ashamed of, there's more to life than still working and 26 is still really youngI'm nearly 28 and have only just gotten a "good" job that's somewhere more career-oriented and rewardingygmi anon
>>34503496What? I’m not him.
You ever have to just wait and wait to see if something bad is going to happen to you?
>>34503500Yes, prepare for the worst
>>34503497>26 is still really young
Foids, for those of you that have a tight pussy, does it give you an extra degree of feminine energy and confidence?
if the girl didn't respond yet to a message I sent her yesterday, should I try again referencing a movie we talked about on our date last friday?
>>34503495>who said her dress was cheap bruhThe plastic muslin shoulder straps are a dead giveaway. Also unless you're a Kardashian you're not spending a lot on kids' clothes.
women is your areola sensitive as well? or is it just the nipple tip?
>>34503502I mean, in the grand scheme of things it is lol, assuming you live to a good age
>>34502004what's this about? why didn't she post a vocaroo?
>>34503494I’m an mentally ill indian man living with my parents in Toronto, I like to groom underage girls in discord and /soc but they block me as soon as they find out in indian, also I hate my skin colour it looks like poo
>>34503502Frog poster portrait
I'm supposed to treat women like a normal person but every woman just talks about how creepy and scary men areSeems unfair
>>34503497Thank you for the kind words anon. I just don’t see myself as one of those working types you know? I’m severely co-dependent and rely on my parents for everything and I hate it.
>>34503509We know that too, ENTJ
I have not garnered enough controversy and outrage tonight. I go to sleep without enough of the much needed attention.
>>34503515I thought you said he lives in Australia?
I wanna talk to femanons
>>34503517Torontopajeet wishes he could live like ENTJ that’s why he simps for him in every thread
>>34503500It’s May now which is traditionally not nice to me. Be right back, the pollen is in my eyes again.
>>34503518Hi
>>34503518About what
>>34503516mood but you can always ragaebait tomoz>>34503514eh anyone can change, and you're prolly less different to those "working types" than you thinklike I said I think there's more to life than just working, but hopefully you can gradually work at becoming a bit more independent, and maybe finding a job or at least volunteering in something you find purposeful
>>34503521Why do women have such a shit immune system? My gf goes outside for like 5 mins and runs inside sneezing and coughing like she just got tear gassed by a white cop arresting a black person
>>34503522Hello! what are you up to today?>>34503523Not sure. What's the most womanly thing you've done recently
I need to be fucked hard rn
>>34503525>Why do women have such a shit immune system?nta but idk, my sister almost never gets sick and doesn't have any allergies, meanwhile I catch colds from everyone and am allergic to too many things
>>34503504any /adv/ice on this atoga?
>>34503525Well I forgot to take my spray today. I probably have to dust again too.
>>34503494Well at you’re not an ESL street shitter than has to use chatGPT just to post here
>>34503527Granted, but the penis is only 5"
>>34502791assuming this is someone you know irl, maybe just find out what is lifestyle is like lol? if he's the introverted type to not go out much maybe he just doesn't meet anyoneI only seldom had gfs in the past when I was more outgoing (whether it was for sport, school, work etc.) and girls asked me out
>>34503527Too bad
Women are you impressed by big vocabularies and/or diverse sentence structure? I have been using more >3 syllable words when women could hear me. Will this help me get attention, should I use more 4 syllable words or focus on using the words in correct context.
>>34503529Incels shouldn’t be talking to women, not everyone deserves love especially not bottom of the food chainlets
>>34503536Bro…
>>34503536Go back to your country shitskin dalit
>>34503532Yeh at least I'm not ENTJ.
>>34503536Purrhaps but I won’t be playing scrabble and/or boggle with you. Do you know any foreign languages?
>>34503536No, it makes you come off as a smarmy pseudo intellectual who thinks using big words makes you smart.
>>34503536t.
I will me tion you in my autobiography.
Men, refute this.Women need not respond (I don't really give two shits about your opinion)
>>34503483>did you guys say 8 inches is too long to be comfortable?Yeah, that's too big>My girth isn't anything to write home aboutWhat's the girth?
>>34503542>can’t think of a response even with the help of AI Dalit behaviour
>older than big bangDows big bang not age or something lol so stupid
How do you meet new people when you’re so afraid that you are going to make them uncomfortable?Like, I’d die if I went up to a girl in a bar and I made her feel bad even if it was for a few seconds.
the only thing stopping me from getting an old bf (40+) is knowing he wont live as long as me
>>34503537>this level of advice>most posts are about some indian or whateverjesus!
>>34503550>Men, refute this.Mommy milkers. I rest my case
>>34503551>Yeah, that's too bigorz>What's the girth?5.5"
>>34503557>knowing he wont live as long as mehow do you know you won't be hit by a bus tomozunless you plan to poison him or somethingif I dated a MILF and she died first sure I'd be sad but I'd just Miss Havishammaxx and become a ghost of the manor in some fine drip
>>34503536so long as you aren't smarmy about it. tell me the definitions, too. lets learn big words together and play Scrabble.t. middle school spelling champ
>>34503543>>34503541>>34503546I'm English, and I only speak English>>34503544So should I limit myself to mainly 2 syllable words when talking to women. It feels a bit sexist but if that'll help I'll try it. I just want to communicate with them the best I can.
>>34503526Uhhh. Idk. What's a woman thing to do?
>>34503543So Anons who don't count their syllables can still play Scrabble with you?Hopefuel.
The minoxidil has been applied, now we wait and see.
Can i get an asian gf as a mixed black man?
>>34503561based pic lol, Fesh Pince 3 was great
>>34503536No. Just fucking speak.
>>34503569Mixed with what
>>34503563dude what THE FUCK
>>34503569the sky is the limit you can have anything you dream of anon
>>34503537sybau doomposting sad fuckermaybe the girl has lost interesting, and that’s okay, because it’s her life, despite it being a bit shitty of her to just ghost, maybe she’s just a shy person or something.but there is no fucking food chain you moron.you are not better than anyone.the fact that you need to try to make the day of that anon, who just wanted some solid advice, worse, just outs you as a unhappy freak.kindly, reconsider and do better.
>>34503574calm down, fat fetish anon
>>34503560but you will get mommy milkers if you wait
>>34503578??????
>>34503578HE STOLE WILL'S BREFMINTS
>>34503556By getting therapy and making them uncomfortable with your life.
>>34503568Wish that was me right now
*turns off hot water halfway through femanon's shower*
>>34503573A lot of things lol>>34503575yay!
>>34503583can you make me a sandwich>>34503574what's so outlandish about what I said
>>34503561>5.5" isn't anything to write home aboutWhere on Earth did you get that idea? That's still like 95th percentile, anon.
>>34503494Relatable
Can I get a black gf as a white moid
>>34503588>what's so outlandish about what I saidsee >>34503583
>>34503592yeah, black women love whitoids
>>34503291>gonna see this in a couple weeks in theatres, how long is she actually in the movie for lolshe's post credits, she'll have a role in movie 3.
>>34503584do you ever lift your stomach apron up and find a half-eaten sandwich?
Asian women should only date white men
>>34503572it's just that I noticed men liked me better and listened to me more when I used ~2 3 syllable words per sentence and ~1 4 syllable word every 5-6 sentences.Using that ratio with women didn't work very well so i was wondering if women would respond better to a different syllable ratio.
>>34503599fat pad....
Just cried for 30 minutes straight
>>34503592Pretty sure all known black femanons itt are on record as liking white guys.
>>34503603*pannus
>>34503593carlton honey, they're all lulz>>34503596really?hoorayhow do I get one without leaving the house>>34503598>movie 3guess they gotta milk that cashcowat least mommy rosalina's in this one>>34503601>women would respond better to a different syllable ratiothey probably respond better to less autism>>34503604was that a new PB? what's up anon?
>>34503604What’s wrong anon
>>34503599No. I lift up my tummy and find my pussy half eaten.
>>34503604What’s been bothering you, anon?
>>34503604Don’t cry
>>34503601You're gonna get ratio'd if you don't grow some bawllz.
>>34503590>That's still like 95th percentile, anon.In white counties? No fucking way. There's no way there are that many men with penises thinner than mine. That would just look wrong>>34503604if you cried for 30 minutes you can't be too straight
>>34503606I thought there were some that didn't, but maybe they weren't black
>>34503610the only thing eating your pussy is diabetic gangrene
>>34503604too horny?
State gender. You’re rich, rich enough to never have to work another day in your life while living an upper middle class lifestyle. What are your expectations for your children? Finish college? Do whatever they want? Follow whatever craft you got rich in?
>>34503615>In white counties?In the world. The average girth worldwide is about 4.59".
Just cried for 35 minutes straight
>>34503550Over half of the human population is born to MILFs
>>34503619MWell that's the neat part, I'm not having kids.
>>34503621Nice, lets see Paul Allens crying
>>34503617I mean, he is kinda green lookin.
Women how long do you think a male masturbation session should ideally last?
>>34503619MI’d encourage them to get educated, hone whatever their crafts might be and raise their own families, and I’d set their families up for life.
>>34503620I found this website. what in the goddamned?When do the wiminz start flocking to me?
>>34503629why would women care about how long men jerk off for? It's none of their business.
>>34503621About what?
>>34503576thanks for answering.do you think it's overkill to tell her in a day or two that I watched the movie she recommended me, and that it'd be nice to see eachother again and talk about it ?
>>34503619IDC what they do so long as they never ask me to give them money. i will pay for college tuition or trade school. and one used car. that's it.
>>34503586*steps out of a cold shower with nipples so hard I could cut glass*
>>3450362910 minutes, otherwise you're training yourself to be a quickshot
>>34503639oh and I'm female
i wish men knew
>>34503632>When do the wiminz start flocking to me?What color is the cock?
>>34503643Tell us
cutfags will never know this feel
>>34503619MInvest that money so my kids can live a similar lifestyle. I'd encourage them to pursue their passions as long as they know how maintain the wealth responsibly
>>34503585You wish you were fat and balding?
>>34503614>>34503608I'm not autistic.I learned by counting syllables when people talk to me and copying their ratios. I don't talk to any women so i can't copy their ratio without trying to listen to their conversations with other people. I don't want to be a creep but i have to learn somehow.
>>34503643how much you really love us? :3
>>34503619FBe giant, hedonistic disappointments.
>>34503635I can’t say it
>>34503653this is an interesting habit you have.
>>34503645If I had to put it on this chart, I'd guess Bedouin Dreams
>>34503653This is the most autistic shit I’ve ever read in my life.
>>34503619M. What’s the difference between being a NEET and living like a retiree? People assume neets are just losers inside their rooms, but the neet I know is a traveling musician who is jacked, talented at guitar, funny, and living off his mom’s money. I’d support the em being a NEET if they’re an interesting neet. If they’re just gonna spend their day doom scrolling, playing games, and pc shit then I’m cutting off the money unless they change it up.
>>34503619FWhy the fuck would I want children? >>34503586:(
>>34503619M, I don't want kids anyway, but I wouldn't "expect" anything of them, I'd just want them to be happy, but I wouldn't give them all of the money to squander lol
>>34503662god i need amazon chocolate in my life so bad
>>34503115>Women, what are your top 3 positions?#1 cowgirl#2 reverse cowgirl#3 missionary
>>34503586*chilling my scalp and splashing my face**comes out and shanks you with my pussy-sickle*
these threads have me feeling like a sociopath. i hate dogs, hate the homeless, and don't want to foot the bill for my kids lifestyle. but everyone on here is unironically charitable and empathetic.
>>34503662Kirsche was a slut, but she was such a baddie.
>>34503662Why is it brown :/
>>34503677i remember being an edgy teenager too
If my dick curves up, should i even bother with doggy/prone bone/reverse cowgirl?
>>34503664Not diagnosed get fucked 100% I'm normal
>>34503640NTA. Is that supposed to be a disincentive?
>>34503681I'm not a teenager, also I don't think of those as very teenaged opinions. Don't kids love dogs and think everyone deserves their way paid in life?
>>34503638yeah, sure. do that. but don’t go expecting it to change the situation. you watching the movie or not is not likely to change the way she feels about you.but you should at least get and answer back from her, it’d be rude of her not to.and if she keeps ignoring you, don’t feel sad. waste your energy on people who actually care about you.
>>34503653>I'm not autistic.>I learned by counting syllables when people talk to me and copying their ratios. I don't talk to any womenwho's gonna tell him...>>34503684>not diagnosedNeither am I, that doesn't mean we're normal>>34503688tfw children have greater emotional intelligence than anon
>>34503683That just makes it better
>>34503261I'm going bed now cause gotta be up in 6hrs, byeee
i'd give him a nipple piercing while he slept
>>34503693But wont it be hitting the back wall? isnt the front wall where the pleasure is?
>>34503452>why would you care about what the world has to sayBecause HE is going to hear it if anyone says anything and I don't want to give anyone who would say something nasty ammunition by being taller than him. I wouldn't date a guy who tells me I'm not "allowed" to wear heels but I'll honor polite requests to not tower over him.
>>34503683I have dark brown dinnerplate nipples :(
>>34503691I said that. I thought it was normal until now.
>>34503677I was an asshole when I was younger because people were assholes towards me. I intend to break the cycle as much as I reasonably can
>>34503700A lot of women have those.
>>34503698NtaBottom of the curve hits in the right place you're fine
>>34503700Hellooooo
>>34503650No I wish I was on mino
>>34503680melaninj gathers in the genitals
>>34503708You can just go buy it, you know.
what about braces turns men on?
Either gender: is it weird to talk to yourself a lot?9
>>34503704Did I say I was a woman, jackass>>34503707Hi
>>34503713They imply innocence.It's a symbol thing, as with most modern preferences.
>>34503698>>34503705Yeah, what he said. Just take the W, alright.Give your chick a good time.
>>34503690thanks. Yeah I'm not gonna go overkill and just be a nuisance, but I feel bad about it because the date went really well in my perspective and it was fun and nice. And she's really cute. I think she maybe got the ick when she saw an email notification on my phone about some dating app message, but I dont know.:( thanks
>>34503691So do normal people just intuitively know how to make a good syllable ratio. That just sounds crazy to me
>>34503723Normal people don’t get hung up on this and just fucking talk to each otherThis is insane bro
>34503723Better bait than average tonight.
>>34503713Obviously men like banging things that could shred their cock in an instant.
>>34503714M, I don't think it's that unusual desu I used to talk to myself a lot but have nipped the habit a bit>>34503713idk, they don't turn me on personally but they are kinda cute. not a turn-off at all anyways>>34503723normies don't think about "syllable ratios" in the first place lolas an ADHDer myself, I've realised that most of the time the answer to "so do normal people just..." the answer is either yes, or it doesn't even occur to them in the first place
>>34503713When I think about braces I think about smiles, and when I think about smiles I fall in love.
>>34503536I would assume you read a lot as a kid or are trying too hard more than anything else. Focus on using the words in the correct context. It fucking kills me how many people misuse "aloof" like they completely ignore the negative connotation.>>34503619FKids? I'm already 34 without any why would I have some now when I finally have money to do fun stuff?>>34503653This is one of the most autistic things I've ever read on this website you are lying to yourself lol.
>>34503657Thats okay I understand
>>34503712Once you start it you have to take it forever, no?
>>34503702I guess. I used to feel that way but now I feel like I'm turning into my mom. I feel like I can't be idealistic and have to weigh everything with pragmatism. I'm becoming really cold and austere and I don't know how to stop or why it's happening. I'm glad you want to make a difference. Don't stop.
>>34503736It's like fishing, you only need bait when you're trying to catch.
>>34503714Normal.Especially if you're lonely. It helps me focus on tasks to verbalize the steps as I move on to the next one.
>>34503714FNo I do it constantly when I can ensure no one hears it.
What about male moans do women like?
Either genderDo y'all ever imagine you're vlogging when you're doing a task like cooking dinner or cleaning, etc?
>>34503714MIt only gets weird when you do it around other people.
>>34503749No.
>>34503746Their syllable ratio
>>34503746You know when you're straining on the toilet to pass a thick dry shit?*uhhhhhhhhhh*I like that.
Girls, I’m sorry for my penis
>>34503749FYes
>>34503758We know, Elf. We know.
>>34503749F yes its cringei sometimes pretend im talking to chat when i play video games as if im a twitch streamer
>>34503746It's not the sound it's the implication that having sex with me feels so good you can't contain your enthusiasm.>>34503749No, but sometimes I think about how I would shoot and edit a YouTube video of a craft project I'm working on.
Femanons which is your favourite and why?>menstruation>follicular phase>ovulation>luteal phase
>>34503762That's so cute, I also do that a littleI do it while driving, like I'll talk to my imaginary audience.
>>34503749M, yeah, but moreso that I'm teaching the class/doing a tutorial or something lol
>>34503765follicular cuz I finally feel calm and nurturing and stable again and it lasts the longest
>>34503766lol im glad to see others do it toowhat do you chat to 'them' about?
>>34503769>women are only stable for 1/3 of their lifeChat, is this true?
>>34503765Obvi the first week of the follicular phase sucks because it's my period but the back end of the follicular phase through ovulation is pretty chill. Luteal phase makes me want to ghost everyone I know and commit arson.
>>34503770my inner thoughts and I give them life advice and tell them stories and crack jokes. it's totally retarded but the alternative is sitting in silence
>>34503772>Luteal phase makes me want to ghost everyone I know and commit arson.Based based based based
>>34503773do you ever talk about your pp?
please ignore my dumb bitch mom in the backgroundhttps://vocaroo.com/1kZL4t887Ms5
>>34503771women only have their periods for like 40 years. also my mood is only uncomfortably slightly outside of my control for maybe 1-2 days a month. men have 24 hour hormone cycles with variable levels of symptoms on a per person basis too
>>34503729>>34503731Thanks I will try to tone down the syllable ratio stuff in my head and try to be more normal. And I may be autistic. damn.
>>34503765FMenstruation. Somehow always feel my best when I'm on my period, even if it hurts.
>>34503773i sometimes find myself talking to myself when i drive but then i get paranoid and shy that other drivers will somehow notice and think im crazy, talking to no one, silly really
>>34503780*stuffs your resin block in your ass and slides your bow over your cockhead*
>>34503771There's only like 5 really bad days per month. I'm mentally mostly fine while I'm actually menstruating it's the few days before it happens you need to watch out for. First 2 days of my period suck to the point that it's mildly debilitating but I'm so used to it by now that it's whatever. So more like 1/6. And then you have to factor in menopause and the probably 35+ years she was too young or too old to have a period.
>>34503794What the fuck is the matter with you?
if a woman like this was with me I'd die a happy man. Unless she was evil incarnate.
>>34503799GO KISS YOUR MOTHER RIGHT NOW.
>>34503799>obese>white trash>mulatto kidsShe's definitely on drugs.
Holy shit Valkyrie
>>34503786I didn't mean that as a put down by the way, just an observation.And don't feel bad. You do the syllable thing and I have a dialog tree that I've built by remembering which fun facts and anecdotes do well with strangers and acquaintances.
Is autistic girl horny that much different than normal girl horny?
femanons, describe the prettiest dress you own
>>34503810>autistic >girl us females can’t get autism, dont insult us like that
>>34503714is it weird that myself responds? that's what gets me
Day 10 nogoon, this is a new record
>>34503780Neat. Thank you for playing for us.>>34503813Bitches like you are why I didn't have any friends after elementary school.
>>34503800>Unless she was evil incarnate.Women don't dress like that unless they are.
>>34503812I get lots of compliments on my mostly floral knee length dress.
>>34503813>us females
>>34503819>dress like thatLike what? She's in her house wearing a bathrobe.
>>34503812It's a empire waist ball gown, but the bra part is bedazzled and the skirt is a grey gauzy fabric with uneven hems at the bottom, I've never worn it anywhere
>>34503818i also dnt have any friends, you know what im not doing? self diagnosing myself with shit as a way to pity myself sometimes ppl are just awkward or shy or very introverted, doesn’t mean youre autistic!!
>>34503749MYesWith cooking it's kinda like giving a class or livestreaming
>>34503801My mother's dead, you boob>>34503803Holy shit kek
>>34503825You know exactly what she's doing!
>>34503830You didn't nta, retard underaged.
>>34503826>I've never worn it anywhereyou should wear it on our first date
>>34503834We'd have to go somewhere fancy
>>34503812I only own 3.One of which no longer fits I think I must have gained muscle or something because the armpits are pinchy. And one I never really liked but it was $6 at salvation army and I needed something to wear to a wedding. The last one is the one I like the best just because it's green. It's really hard to find dresses that fit. The fashion industry thinks my waist is 2 inches higher than where it actually is so I just look fat or like a child in most of them.
>>34503827I am diagnosing you with "dumb cunt disease" I urge you to see a specialist.
But i doooo...If i don't, my boss will be mad :(I dont want to get yelled at :(
>>34503780WonderfulMay I request a song from elden ring or perhaps Howl's moving castle?
>>34503839Keep attention seeking with your fake autism
>>34503836we can go to a real ball!
>>34503837>One of which no longer fits I think I must have gained muscle or something because the armpits are pinchy.Cute.
I'm really tired and can't really breathe well. Au revoir
>>34503780>>34503841Not to be the "omg you should draw me" girl but I also think it would be very cool if you know how to play merry-go -round of life>>34503842Go have some juice or something you're being irrationally bitchy. Like ma'am you're the one with the mental problems here.
>>34503820it can double as a tent when you go camping
>>34503847>anon who self diagnoses herself with disorders telling me I’m in the wrong You may b retarded but you are not autistic
performative competition but my opponent is atoga men
>>34503849Yeah I can give >him a full glamping experience.
I know about your toes, you little shit.
>>34503850You always annoy me your trolling is just "nuh uh you're stupid" like make up some talking point to argue about or what's the point? This is boring and I'm gonna ignore you now.
>>34503854more like a safari where >he gets raped by a hippopotamus
>>34503852Ok I am GENUINELY in some Rick rn
>>34503843Are you really going to pay thousands of dollars to go to ball?
atoga wrestling but it's actually just the weirdest, most touch-starved femanon here cuddling w/me
I need 2 more pokemon to complete my team, the fourth is a zeraora i was gifted by a girl form japan he's shiny too! hwo should fill the other 2 slots?
>>34503862It's an open world game.
>>34503852>tfw atoga moids could be swordfighting with their dicks
>>34503840This guy's videos got me through some rough nights
>>34503776i don't have one but if I did I still wouldn't because my inner monologue content is family friendly
>>34503789they'll think you're on speaker phone
>>34503844Thank you? I'm a little sad about it ngl it was my in-between option. It's a sleeveless denim shirt dress it made me look like a hot preschool teacher. The one I don't like is fancy, the green one is super casual.
>>34503867We don’t know what your team comp is, silly. Anyway, as I always say, you can never go wrong with my beloved Clefable
Goodnight
>>34503865First impressions matter!
Both genders. Is it gay to want to suck dick even though I like the female figure? I wouldn't suck one from a burly man but if it was attached to a feminine twink...
>>34503880Yes
Do women actually like PiV or not?
>>34503880MYes.
>>34503884Not with you
>>34503884Do people actually like mustard or not?
>>34503884they don't just dislike it, they HATE it
>>34503889Mustard is great and if you dislike mustard then I don’t trust you
>>34503890Stop telling them that you're ruining it for the 30% of us that do enjoy it.
>>34503892Replace the word mustard with PiV
>>34503898Hey buddy, it's ok to have a preference. But it's not ok to force your preference on other people. Ok? Now zip your pants back up and go touch some grass.
It’s happening again. What the fuck do I do now.
>>34503903What
I dont understand women. Its always>some do some dont cop-outI think we can definitively say that most men like blowjobs. Why women always gotta be wishy washy?
>>34503901I have a preference for sticking a cactus up your fat ass
nta but is piv not the basic foundation of sex? its not really a preference
>>34503904The fucking rash on my face. I’m really scared
>>34503910I don't have a rash yet, why are you making fun of me
>>34503908Those are inside thoughts
Why don't the single femanons just date fat and balding guys?
>>34503912Who are you? I have rash and I relapsed again
>>34503909It is if you prefer cock in ass.
I would prefer if BV left again
>>34503918but thats only a thing w gay dudes.
>>34503917That sucks
>>34503884PiV is a meme. They only like it when the penis is irregularly girthy to stimulate the area around the vagina, or when you poke around the g spot. They don't actually like the thrusting motion. Trust me bro if they say they like it and squirm to fake orgasms from penetration alone they're lying whores. But even though no one is making them lie about it they will hold grudges against you because it's somehow your fault your stupid ass believed it. SAD
>>34503921You've never learned the joys of pegging, have you
>>34503909Some people prefer getting cock sucked, ass ate, pussy ate, or even prefer getting goonedIt's a preference
>>34503924i have no interest in topping a man to that extent lol
>>34503922Yh
>>34503923[NOUN] is a meme. They only like it when the [NOUN] is irregularly [ADJECTIVE] to stimulate the area around the [NOUN] , or when you poke around the [NOUN] . They don't actually like the [VERB] motion. [VERB] me bro if they say they like it and [VERB] to fake orgasms from [VERB] alone they're [VERB] whores. But even though [NOUN] is making them lie about it they will hold [NOUN] against you because it's somehow your fault your stupid ass believed it. SAD
>>34503905I think both men and women are that way. Some people like some things some like others
Do you think
femanon, do you have a pretty smile?
>>34503919Too bad.
How can I tell if I am irregularly girthy?
>>34503933I try not to
>>34503935No, it's crooked and wrinkly
>>34503938Wym
>>34503812sweetheart neckline cold shoulder black dress with small flowers and a shirred waist
>>34503940rip
>>34503935*bite*
>>34503940>crooked smile hnnnngggggggg
>>34503935Objectively but not subjectively
>>34503948narc shit
>>34503942you are irregularly girthy
>>34503677They only pretend to be to stroke their egos. Virtue signaling
>>34503950Yes. I am.Now use your words and explain what you mean.
>>34503713Associated with teenagers
>>34503952Are you stupid?>How can I tell if I am irregularly girthy?
Femoids, whats a nigga gotta do to get reassurance from you guys rn?
Foids, why do some of you get all embarrassed by the plap plap sound when we are hitting it from the back?
You gotta be fuckin bananas to want a relationship desu, I look around at family and friends getting their balls stomped on by their ungrateful whores and I thank god I've made it this long and never set years of my life on fire for some cunt
Decided to take another hit of the cold meds.Feeling better already after yesterday
What does asthma feel like?
>>34503957thats why online relationships are the keyit goes bad? just block and move on,
>>34503916Fat chasing femanon doesn't like beards either so... *shrug*
>>34503961Not good. Your airways get tight and overproduce mucus.The last time I had a serious asthma arrack, my throat closed up tightly enough that I couldn’t breathe at all.I would have died as a small child if I wasn’t alive in an era with bronchodilators. I owe my entire life to the people who made albuterol
This is kinda funny ngl but I do feel kinda bad for her
>>34503955whatcha worried about man?>>34503957its yucky! i want to be fluffy and clean and it sounds so wet and messy. you know.
>>34503957I guess I’m fucking bananas because I had a relationship that terrible and still want to find a good one
>>34503975Is BlueValkyrie the only SSBBW femanon itt?
>>34503713MMen who like it are attracted to teenage girls
>>34503580Why would you force yourself to wait. Are you a cuckold?
>>34503982What the fuck does that have to do with me choking halfway to death sometimes bru
Women, even if you dont love men, i still love you
>>34503979>whatcha worried about man?Whether things will work out between her and I!!
>>34503982we need some SSBBM up in here to compensate
>>34503991*without beardsI saw one on my feed but I instantly forgot about it.
>>34503956>Foids, why do some of you get all embarrassed by the plap plap sound when we are hitting it from the back?MThey do?That's a shame because it's one of the hottest things about sex for me.
>>34503986Uhhh tagged the wrong post>>34503982meant for >>34503958
I went outside and now I think depression is not real
>>34503993true, i mean a lil beard is fine, but less is bestwhy do fat have like having beards so much anyways
>>34503961Your esophagus is replaced by a straw and a toddler or small animal is sitting on your chest. And your lungs are no longer an open space for air to fill they're sponges that need the air squeezed out of them to work. It's actually harder to get breath out than it is to get it in while I'm having a flare up. I'm only taking 1/3 of a full breath or I'm taking 3x as long and way more energy to force all the air out of my lungs to get a full breath.Sometimes I have to just stop and lay on the floor instead of continuing to look for my inhaler. Someone could probably kill me by tying my hands and covering my mouth with duct tape.
>>34503996why would that be meant for me, bruh
>>34503999face cold and i like stroking my beard when i'm thinking real hard
>>34504002but youre probably more handsome without it
>State genderSex havers, how recent was your last hookup?
>>34503999It can hide a double chin and gives them the appearance of a more defined jaw.
>>34503999I honestly don't know why men think it's fasionable to cover their face? Just wear a burka if you're so ugly?
>>34504004MUnenjoyable. I’ve only ever done that once, and that was twelve, nearly thirteen years ago. Casual sex isn’t for me.
>>34504004Yesterday kek
>>34504001Can someone just answer the question????
>>34504005chubby faces are cute though but i guess men arent really fond of looking cute :1
>>34504009I don’t even know what an SSBBW is. Straight shota big beautiful woman? A fat pedophile?
>>34504011Super Sized Big Beautiful WomanTy
>>34504011super sized big beautiful women frankly something i'd argue doesn’t exist chubby can look good on a woman but not fat
>>34504007did she have a big vagina?
>>34504011Sounds like a new Super Saiyan form
>>34504017Actually she did lol
Women, what's the worst LEGAL thing a guy can do to you?
Women would you let you bf grind his peen on your face?
>>34504022many such cases!
Women, is it true that vaginas will actually shrink if you stop using them?
>>34504025Was that a wild guess, or is this a thing?
Are the slew of new "femanons" just trannies?
>>34504029im not but everyone thinks i am
>>34504030Plap
>>34504027They will fuse shut if they aren't stretched out regulatory.
>>34503999Because they don't take care of themselves
>>34503987*petting this one and turning around to tamp a ball down into a rifle*
>>34504033yea they need a gf like me to take care of em
>>34504029ive been here for years i just only post before bed because im lonelyanyways i didnt read thread, is there something happening with like new girls posting? are they being weird?
>>34504003i don't look bad without it. i think having a beard fits my overall aesthetic better than not, but really i like doing silly things like a moustache + soul patch combo, which is where my aesthetic shines but i only do that for the one day a year i'm around polite company
>>34504036Are fat fetishes weird?
>>34504036There's a lot more of them and posters in general all of a sudden
>>34504028vaginas come in different sizes and they get stretched out from overuse
>>34504030You're not a tranny. You're a gay dude who pretends to be a woman to catfish pics from anon.
>>34504040Yes to the former, at least. It made my penis sadHotdog in a hallway, genuinely
How do I spend more time with this girl that I only see two times a week? I want to text her and be like "hey, want to talk when you are here?" I don't know if I should be direct like I am into you or some other excuse
>>34504042i literally have a vagina in between my legs
>>34504048your pics don't lie, fagboi
>>34504048This happens a lot here
>>34503976It is very funny
I like when a woman has trouble taking it, like it takes her a minute or 2 to adjust and slowly work it in even with lube. And the whole time she is complaining about how she is full and telling you don't fucking move!
>>34504050yet everyone who replied to it said nothing about it looking like a man's wristits literally just you, ur biased
>>34504030Same
Feeling in a bit of a motivational slump. Not doing much after work lately, only played the guitar a bit other than slogging through youtube or 4chan or watching a show the last few days. Need to get back to exercising and being creative regularlyState genderWhat do you do when you're feeling lethargic to gain some momentum?
>>34504053..
>>34504053Because your penis is small, right?
>>34504056Plap
>>34504057Go on walks, hang out with friends
>>34504053Ummm weird
>>34504057m, take research chemicals
>>34504057B vitamin in the morning
>>34504053>I like when sex is unenjoyable!
Men, have you ever kissed a girl in the middle of her sentence?
>>34504054>muh "it's all one person!"not surprising you're a schizo
>>34504066no, I have not. Is that your kink
Wasted another entire afternoon thinkin bout him
I like when she asks if I put it in yet and I'm bottomed out
>>34504053If your penis doesn't actively scare away potential partners then are you even trying?
>>34504067We can tell it's just you because there isn't a double post, moron.
>>34504067if u were my bf i'd fatten you up and kiss u every night
>>34504066I've never seen a girl in real life before.
>>34504066Yes. It was hot.
>>34504056Everyone can scroll up the thread and read the shit you pulled. Your kind are so obvious.
>>34504066Yeh
>>34504070what are you thinking about
>>34504052Not to her tho
How much of a hindrance is a woman having a bush towards eating her pussy?
>>34504038i think fetishes are like, weird by definition? it doesnt make it bad though.>>34504039well i dont know if you could say for sure if someone is trans or not from how many are posting, i think its better to just decide if you like someone or not from what they say than imagine something about them that might make you mad.
>>34504081Sex
Women never speak in complete sentences so how would you even judge this? In the middle of one of her focal fry stretched out words?
>>34504069No, I think it's rude
>>34504066Yeah.
>>34504070About me
>>34504030>>34504056It's just one actual schizophrenic who thinks that. He even believes Swiss is a tranny despite her having nudes
>>34504073tf are you talking about, moron>>34504074i'm not gay, go be a homofag somewhere else
Well, I actually did get fired. I fucking hate everything.
>>34504082She's been laughing and crying about it, flip flop
>>34504083Not much at all to me, but I don’t think I care as much as some other men do about getting hair stuck in my teeth.
>>34504087>No, I think it'sMMMWAH!
>>34504083Just shave bro
>>34504090You're not him
>>34504096Lol seee it's rude
>>34503976what is this post about? please dont make me read this entire thread. spoonfeed me aaahh
>>34504083Hate pulling out pubes and it seems to happen constantly.
>>34504085With who though?
>>34504091i'm not julian, shitbreath
>>34504087It can be kinda cute
>>34504092u like me giving u attention dont u ?thats why u always seek out my posts despite me not even being a namefagim flattered mister anon
>>34504099Who is he?
>>34504107chad
>>34504004>Sex havers, how recent was your last hookup?FLike five years ago.
>>34504099But I am
>>34504104Who?
>>34503971she is wife material except for the whole fat thing
>>34504108Moid hands
>>34504070>anotherHow often do you waste afternoons?
>>34504093For what?
>>34504045Definitely don't send an ominous and vague text about wanting to talk
>>34504115I'm not clicking that shit.
Either gender, have you had a bf/gf or I guess if you are old enough a spouse die? How long did it take you to recover and get back out there dating again?
>>34504115>i make animationno, you use ai to generate soulless "animation"
>>34504115kys
>>34504121FMy wife passed away 7 months ago. I have a date next weekend, first time since she died.
>>34504119yes, I was thinking something like I am curious about you or something like that. idk, we talked a couple of times and she looks interested
>>34504115Sir, this is a blue board. Please post your lewd AI animations in the appropriate boards.
>>34504124Do lesbians get AIDs?
>>34504124Do you think it would be wrong to go back to cock?
what actually makes you like a girl? is a completely useless girl worth anything? like how important is skills and doing stuff versus how she looks and dresses versus personality and interests? can you do your little rating thing about it?
>>34504120Yeah don't. He's on a list now.
>>34504129Guys like when a girl is useless and stuff
>>34504124Sorry anon, damn.
>>34504127They do from me.
>>34504131thats a lie, no men like me and im super useless
>>34504129A girl is likeable when she is likeable.self sufficient, not a drag.Never date a girl that makes you feel like you need to provide, because there will always be a richer man, and she will find that richer man.
>>34504115kys pedo gooner trash
>>34504127Anyone can get AIDS. But my wife was killed in a car accident. >>34504128With any luck I'll taking cock next weekend.
>>34504134You just need to find the right guy
>>34504135See, I knew your gf is fake.
>>34504129how well she gets me. my thinking is a little bit loose and abstract so if she can follow along with me, i'm so starved for that sort of thing it'll make me fall in love instantly with her. also if she'll tolerate long autistic rants on whatever topic of the day interests me
>>34504122it isnt all AI i do the art then animate the video
>>34504124Damn I'm really sorry to hear that and happy to hear you are getting back out there. I wish I could get there, it's been almost 2 years now since my fiance died and I still feel like I'm in a dark place and just can't climb out. How did you finally know you were ready?
>>34504129>how important is skills and doing stuffNot very. We didn't evolve to seek protectors/providers.
>>34504121MI hope my ex is dead
>>34504105Is it? It sounds irritating
>>34504121I really hope all of my male exes are dead so society doesn't have to deal with them.
>>34504131can you sort of explain how or why it isn't annoying?
>>34504132Thank you. >>34504143You just know. When you're ready, you're ready.
>>34504147Ohio is still cucking about
>>34504129for me being curious >>> everything else. looks then maybe how into her hobbies she is. Idk, there are a lot of attractive traits girls can have. Being neurotic is the only really bad one for me
>>34504129Just be glad you aren't a useless guy
>>34504147no doubt all your exes wish they were dead.
>>34504146I am imagining the girl spiraling and then the guy just shut ups her like that. That is kinda cute, no?
>>34504108How do I become chad?
Women, especially disabled women, what are some nice things you'd like your moid to do for/with you?
Men what technique do you use to scratch your balls?
>>34504158I like it when he pushes my wheelchair.
>>34504158Bros got a caretaker fetish lol
>>34504160Pull and scratch.
>>34504160I get a woman to do it.
>>34504160lift and rub against my scratching post
>>34504154Oh if only they couldn't let their dreams be memes.
Women, are you a homemaker or a homewrecker?
>>34504161She's not in a wheelchair, she uses a cane. That sounds cute thougheverbeit>>34504162No, but the woman in my life (just my friend) currently needs a cane and she's got a slew of health issues
>>34504160Pinch n roll.
State Gender. What's a song lyric, maybe 3-4 lines at most, that resonates with your current life?
>>34504158Can you put the air conditioner in please I'm always afraid I'll drop it out the window when I do it.
>>34504158My ex-boyfriend helped me use the toilet.
>>34504171i had an answer to this and then i realized how cringe it made me look rofl
>>34504173who did you dump him for
>>34504172LOL what?
>>34504171>all women are evil>they're so fucking evil>cause I'm a chud!>I'm an incellllll!
>>34504172I have actually installed a window AC, but hers is working just fine.>>34504173We're not so close that she'd let me do that, nor would she need me to.
IDC how tall he is I just want him to be able to sling me over his shoulder, is that too much to ask for
>>34504171M>Put on my PJs and hop into bed>I'm half alive but I feel mostly dead>I try and tell myself it'll all be alright>I shouldn't think anymore tonight 'cause...
>>34504182Like I'm a burglar?
>>34504180theres probably at least 3 different tzarbombah songs like this
>>34504171M>Baby, baby, baby, oh>Like baby, baby, baby, no>Like baby, baby, baby, oh
>>34504182that is pretty cool I want to do that
>>34504158im not disabled but i was chronically ill for most of my life. when i was bedridden my parents got sick of washing my hair and shaved it all off, it made me feel so awful and hated. now it feels like such a big emotionally charged thing that having someone wash it for me would feel really like intimate and important.
>>34504182Depends on how much you weigh
>>34504171MI tear my heart open, I sew myself shutAnd my weakness is that I care too muchAnd our scars remind me that the past is realI tear my heart open just to feel
>>34504173MaleI watch as castles fall around meFrom crumbled ruins of my ownThis world is filled with much unhappinessSo many people so alone
>>34504189like 90 lbs
>>34504171Mשְׁמַע יִשְׂרָאֵל יְהוָה אֱלֹהֵינוּ יְהוָה אֶחָד
>>34504171FNot to be dramatic and cringe but, thishttps://youtu.be/RoG-nrvKKZc?si=mGKELp9UBWxY9HwII hear nothing calling out my nameThat's okayHere I am, fucking answering anywayDead inside, but life's still movingDead inside, but I'm still doing
>>34504178>dumpAnon...
>>34504171F>Man-child>Why you always come a-running to me?>Fuck my life>Won't you let an innocent woman be?
>>34504188We're not so close that she'd let me wash her hair, but that does sound really intimate and nice desu.
>>34504191Meant for >>34504171
>>34504179>confused by window ACsDo you live in the desert or are you like rich or something
>>34504143What happened to your fiance?
>>34504171>your girlfriend played dress up at my house>your girlfriend gave me cunn-il-ingus on the couch
>>34504201Died
>>34504171Fkill yourself kill yourself kill yourself
>>34504167Homeless
>>34504171M>Things I never did, now I want to do>A love I never felt, now I feel for you, why?>Willing to swallow each and every ounce of my pride>Everything you do I wanna feel again>Ain't no use for us to pretend, why?
>>34504201Got called racist in greggs
>>34504171m>but suddenly, i feel the shining sun>before i know it, this dream was all gone>oh, i don't know what to do>about this dream and you
>>34504124Cool larp
>>34504193EZ
>>34504171Before you goDo me a favorGive me a numberOf a girl almost like youWith legs almost like youI'm buried deep in mass productionYou're not nothing new
>>34504176be not bashful, anon. what was it?
>>34504171M>Even though you were black, you listened to Queen>You thought Freddie was the cutest guy you've ever seen>You went on stage and got fucked in the ass>You took an HIV test, you didn't pass
>>34504141Pathetic
Im in my underwear right now :3
Me tink.. me gwan jack me deek
>>34504215when you're sliding into home, and your pants are full of foam, diarrheawhen you're sliding into first, and your pants begin to burst, diarrheawhen you're sliding into second, and you need a disinfectant, diarrheawhen you're sliding into third, and you feel a juicy turd, diarrhea
>>34504221*while jerkin it* m-mo fiyah!!
Once i kill myself you can do whatever you want with my body i couldnt care less
>>34504201Ruptured brain aneurysm. I found her when I got home from work. They told me for her age, it was statistically like 1 in 100,000 people this happens to.
>>34504218okay what would YOU say is better, then, huh?
>>34504197Still let him hit tho
>>34504171FAs I lie on the couch face down passing out i can seeI been lying to myself but now I finally believewhen I think of you my heart races my head goes emptyi don't know what you did to me
>>34504222flashback to when i was a kid and i had my steam name set to "diarrhea gargler" and proceeded to make people really mad on tf2. thanks for the fond memory anon
So women, do you masturbate to hand pics/vids?
>>34504232if i say yes will u send me some to add to my folder?
>>34504225They’re going to pump you full of formaldehyde and render the land you rest in poisoned for generations
I need to get my penchant for doing a fake patois for laughs completely out of my system fast since I’m about to move somewhere that rastas actually live
>>34504232Yes...
>>34504227Not falling for every hoe that gives you a second word
>>34504232women masturbate to their own fan fiction smut as they write it, foids are something else
Every time I think about jacking off, I go piss, but every time I go piss, I don't feel like jacking off anymore.
>>34504237my condolences anon, i nust found out about your illiteracy. must be hard :/
>>34504235They'll love it
>>34504231I still play TF2 every now and then and pick a new, stupid username for it whenever I do
>>34504231based diarrhea gargler
Women what do you think about bodycount?
>>34504242I think they’d maybe be a little less than irie about it
What country are you from?
>>34504250THE BEST ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>34504171Tell the devil that he can go back from where he cameHis fiery arrows drew their bead in vainAnd when the hardest part is over we'll be hereAnd our dreams will break the boundaries of our fears
>>34504236Do you imagine they're groping you or something?
>>34504250The country where both this website and 2chan were started
>>34504236I hope you masturbated to mine otherwise whats the point of me posting my hand
>>34504171F>Never mind, I'll find someone like you. I wish nothing but the best for you, too>Don't forget me, I beg. I remember you said>Sometimes it lasts in love, but sometimes it hurts instead
>>34504234Good im honestly glad
>>34504248I've sucked 20 wieners.
>>34504254that's not the same country
>>34504259What they'll actually do is steal your skin to form the genital for a trans dude
>>34504233Um, yeah, totally. I'll text em right over...
>>34504250Im from a miserable shit hole
>>34504262It is. Hiro first hosted 2chan from his dorm room while he was attending the University of Arizona.
>>34504260How many did you bounce on?
>>345042700
>>34504263What part of "do whatever you want with my body" did you not understand?
>>34504253I imagine them inside me, or cupping my cheeks, caressing my waist, squeezing my thigh... The contrast of his rough hand against my soft skin
older guys (30+) who are clueless abt internet lingo or technology are so cute where can i find one
>>34504260In a row?
>>34504171F>In another life, I would be your girl >We keep all our promises, be us against the world>In another life, I would make you stay>So I don't have to say you were the one that got away
>>34504269i have no response for that. does it really count though?
>>34504274Definitely not here.
>>34504273Moid hands
>>34504274You're like 19, leave me the fuck alone.
>>34504279I need them
Do lesbians/bi women get off on women's hands? Or is a hand fetish a straight girl thing?
>>34504277It does. I had a brief exchange with him on twitter about this once.
>>34504280u can’t escape me gramps
>>34504245its a genuinely good hobby>>34504246i had a few other ones. toddler speedbump, poop tickler, sgt. poop mctickle, clitoris punch mallet, dildo faggins, flaming ass cannon. good times
>>34504271Why?
>>34504275No since Valentine's Day.
>>34504251USAUSAUSAUSAUSA
Unironically, is waiting until becoming 32 and then picking up a girlfailure like >>34504274 from the internet while she's mentally ill but not yet ran through the meta for finding a decent foid easily?
>>34504281Look at the end of your wrists, nigga
>>34504286A few of my recent ones were A Heaping Scoop of Goop, Donkey Kong Cinematic Universe and Goku (from anime)
>>34504288Saving myself for marriage.
>>34504289>6 per monthAre you ok?
>>34504292I don't have man hands
>>34504171My idea was way too on the nose
>>34504295Lmfao.
>>34504291im not mentally ill tho
>>34504274hello, fat fetish anon
>>34504294my microsoft name is something like "SpillAllJuice". no idea how i never got b&
*fingers your pussy until you puke*
>>34504284whoa really?!? that's crazy
>>34504260That’s a lot of wiener. That’s like eight feet of wieners, at least
>>34504282I've never seen KP or JH mention hands now that you mention it...
>>34504304i really gotta change my typing style huh
>>34504260I've probably also sucked 20 weiners
>>34504305cuz it's not really as obvious as it seems
>>34504296I'm having fun, leave me alone.
My gf loved it when i used to send her hand pics
>>34504289Why
>>34504273Okay, that actually sounds hot. I'm starting to understand.
>>34504313they will, eventually.
>>34504309KP definitely has, JH juse goes straight to asking for dick
>>34504305That’s gold lol
>>34504311>>34504260Kinda hot that you like wieners so much
>>34504308Mhm
>>34504312yeah, guess not. wasn't edgy enough, sad state for an e-clown but that's reality for you. take a close gander.
i wanna be manhandled
>>34504313Just making sure. Heterosexuality is a common symptom of a lot of bad shit.
I need attention please give me attention so i dont have to post my cock
>>34504326*Pushes your face into the pillow*
>>34504311Twinsies >>34504316I like it>>34504319Ok incel
>>34504321i like praise, thank (You) goop scoop
>>34504326What if a guy told you "Suck that dick, bitch!"
>>34504327>HeterosexualityHypersexuality* fucking autocorrect accidentally turning me into a 2nd wave feminist
>>34504322ty>>34504327Are you ok?
>>34504326*uses my magic wand to turn you into a pair of one and a half man hands*
>>34504338loloool
I found an abandoned Dark Souls save recently that I made while I was horrifically unreasonably stoned. His name was Penicio
>>34504337can he say "suck that wiener, bitch!"?
>>34504333>>34504260So when's the atoga blowbang?
i wanna be slapped by a cock
>>34504333What kind of dicks do you like?
>>34504343Post Penicio build
Suck that wee wee binch
>>34504348cuck poster is back.
>>34504260>nobody in /atoga/ has seen ClerksSad.
Keep imagining meeting, wished away entire lifetimesUnfair we're not somewhere misbehaving for days
>>34504351Obviously hoping she likes dicks like mine you projecting faggot
>>34504352I posted the reference you knob
>>34504354whatever you say, cuckold
>>34504349I deleted him but he was str/fthBad Man Robin was my most successful character in that game
>>34504347I like the sound it makes on a girl's cheek.
>>34504356is that sarge?
>>34504352Not in the past like, 17 ish years
Women would you agree to a "roommates for exclusive sexual benefits" type agreement? You don't pay rent and there's no chores beyond having sex, which isn't required daily nor is it obligatory during your period. You do have to physically sleep together every day, however. If you want extra cash, you could either ask about chores or get a job. Basically, would you trade sex/physical intimacy for>food>a roof over your head>paid bills>a place to do laundry>pretty much everything but a discretionary fund
>>34504347>>34504326>>34504236>>34504182>>34504160>>34504273"Women" here aren't usually this forward wtf is going on
>>34504353Are these lyrics?
Women, would you be offended if your boyfriend plucked your asshair away while he was eating you out
>>34504367Ovulation
>>34504368Yeah My answer to that question basically
>>34504366Wouldn't be worth it unless I was already willing to have sex with the guy for free. Having to live with a guy I'm only having sex with because he pays me is a punishment so the free rent doesn't really do anything for me.
>>34504363Nope
>>34504367>Women
Do women judge men if they can't write cursive
>>34504374So would you live with a fwb?
>>34504377Why do you think I used quotation marks retard?
>>34504369Yes because it would hurt.Would not be offended if he offered to take the trimmer be uses on his balls to the area for me.
>>34504384Why the fuck are you saying "I" you brain-dead moron, you're not me. God these newfags.
>>34504356Kys
new bread?Image limit reached
>>34504384Who the fuck were you quoting
>>34504367I hate all these women posters
>>34504380Ideally no but a roommate I like enough to fuck is probably better than one I'm not fucking. The only times I've had roommates that weren't a romantic partner I spent almost all of my time in the apartment avoiding them.
>>34504393meanie
>>34504393I love all these women
>>34504397You are not a woman
This fucking forum just keeps getting worse every day!
>>34504399Yes I am, Julian
I haven't spoken to a woman that wasn't a coworker or a cashier at Walmart in almost a decade. Both genders, thoughts?
>>34504399then what am i i dont have a penis
I live in the Lake District of the United Kingdom!
>>34504402Same, except my coworkers are male.
crushing on a moid...
>>34504407ITT?
>>34504407>t.moid
>>34504408a fat and balding one
>>34504408yh
>>34504411You called?
These "women*
>>34504410no>>34504411i dont know what he looks like
>>34504402Gonna be me in a few years
crushing on a (tall, big dicked, handsome) moid...
How come no one ever questions if the men here are actually men, maybe some of you are women pretending to be men
>>34504416>i dont know what he looks likeLike Kim Jong Un
>>34504412Go on...
>>34504419Also ITT?
New Thread Time Fucking Bros and Broquettes>>34504424>>34504424>>34504424
>>34504420>foid hands
>>34504411A korean with a micro penis and a personality disorder?
>>34504420Men invented the internet it is expected for every poster to be a man unless proven otherwise
it's diarrhea gargler
>>34504425yes
It's me btw. The moid in question
crushing on a (short, small dicked, cute) moid...
He's right you know
>>34504458no it's diarrhea gargler
>>34504397Die
>>34504366No.
>>34504379I kinda feel bad for moids without cursive signatures and chicken scratch writing.
>>34504420Because nobody cares about men and women get special attention based on the fact they are women
>>34504366>Women would you be a sex slave
>>34504420Men here aren't real either.
>>34504171Male/jp/ /jp/We are finally freeBeing alone is only lonely if you want it to be
>>34504221https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFI_2YK8M3A
>>34504171MMedication for us allYou think you know me, well you're wrongDoesn't matter, all of us cast asides became what has become
Question towards women: Is it a red flag if a guy has a visible scar on his body? I once had an accident moving furnitures and a broken glass cut my artery in my forearm and now I have a z shaped scar there.
fellow americans, anyone feel like nobody really gives a shit anymore? like we all know we're doomed and just trying to see how long we last until we lose a job, get snatched up or just die.
>>34505237Nope.We're fine here. I mean, gas prices jumped so we're paying well over half what people in other nations are. But things are fine. It helps that our state government is and will always be fucked. So we don't expect much.Once you look away from the data stream and just focus on life, reality is pretty chill.Human beings are just delusion generators and they're exceptionally good at it. People get caught up in concepts and forget reality. For example, cold doesn't exist. Nations don't exist. Your arm doesn't exist, not as a separate object anyway.People injure themselves because they think of things like their arm as one unit instead of a connection of organic tissues working in concert.That's all society is: a connection of organic tissues working in concert.There is no doom. It's just people trying to do their best to accomplish their personal goals and usually failing as always.Lighten up.Be excellent to each other.Party on, anon.
>>34505342shut up stupid clanker
>>34504226That’s sad sorry
>>34505482I'm not AI.I do get anons accusing me of being ChatGPT tho. Among other things.Anyway, erleichda.
I need the touch of a woman or a feminine man at least
