>6'6 19yo autist dropout>18hour screen time reversing stuff, rotting on /g/, contributing to suckless programs writing shit in C etc>sees a backend go dev job 2km away from me>applies with larp cv>gets the job>chinese company in my area with small subteam of normies my nationality making the crm for them>the team lead is a retarded 31yo whore with journalist degree>i barely communicate with anyone i just write their shit all alone while this whores do nothing and discuss fucking astrology, most of the time i just spend lurking on .org and /g/ and working on my shit>sitting in the kitchen>gook lady approaches me>do you speak english?>yeahh>then why are you so quiet, come sit with me>we talk for 2 hours about random ass shit well i am the one talking most of the time about biology coding maths blackpiill...>i mention looksm.. lookms... whatever she says ' but you are already so tall and handsome you dont need surgeries'>heard that first time in my life>paid attention when she goes up for the lunch at 4th floor>2:25 she likes eating alone>i go there at 2:15 everyday with coffee and waiting for her to come up so we can talk and pretend that its just coincidence our times are matching>we become closer she finds out im orphan and other shit>talking about cats..>a week after that im sitting at my computer and i get this noti(ill attach at bottom)anyways yesterday she asked me if i can catsit her cat cause shes gonna visit another country for 2 weeks, i literally work there for a fucking month what the fuck is going on oh yeah shes 38 and the chinese company is running gambling platform for chinks and she is the product manager. I have never talked with a female this long and i dont know she just does too much its fucking i dont know i just dont know what to do i am retarded faggot who is attracted to a 38 yo chink immigrant just cause she gave me protein cookies FUCK
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>>34502414familirise
>>34502418She want fuckYou go fuckYou play with her pussyYou watch her pussy You do her goodLong timeGet on her life insuranceGet yourself into her willRich
>>34502468thats what im thinking but it just ughh man i dont know it just sounds so good to be true, i have never had female attention in my life and now this 38yo rich chink who lives alone with her cat right next to the office asks me to catsit her fucking cat for money and ughhh i dont know what teh fuck to do man i want to fuck her so bad
This could be a k-drama, or in this case, a c-drama. I think she is into you OP, dayum, you landed a dream job as a codecell without any degree, this just reinforced the height pill I believe in, lmao
>>34502768dude i get 800$ a month as go dev
>>34502825>dude i get 800$ a month as go devYeah, it's low. But think about it, in a few years, you will at the very least have something in your resume and quickly you can find something better. My salary started very low as well, but It grew a lot.
Shut up, virgins. OP, I’m a woman and can confirm she’s into you. You’re too weird-sounding for her to think of you as just some kid in the office she wants to be nice to. Like, if she wasn’t up for it with you, she’d be wary of you is my point. Don’t get creepy. Just stay the cool and mysterious guy in the office she’s intrigued by. Let her make the first move.
>>34502976Get raped, foid.
>>34502402Why do you offer a privileged foid taking care of her animal for free? Why do you play into this gynocentric nazism?
>>34503035>>345030405’2 manlet detected
>>34502976>Shut up, virgins.>OP, I’m a woman and can confirm she’s into youWhy the need to be this aggressive?
>>34502418I'm an autist but this seems like a pretty clear "come over to my house and smash" signal
>>34502976thanks foid, the thing is shes that typical hyperactive extrovert bitch so its really really confusing. When you are deprived of human interaction, every single interaction feels soemthign more than it actually is, she might just saw a weird guy who is quiet and just wanted to be nice, but on the other why is she trusting a random dude who joined the office a month ago and you talked with him in kitchen and about random shit...idk shes hot and i would fuck the shit out of her brains, she keeps saying 'but do you know how old i am...i am twice your age...my hormones are low my collagen is low...' etc i let her cope and was like noo but you are young and healthy and fit and just because you are twice older than someone it does not imply that you yourself are old, you are young dont worry. and she smiled and said thank you for protecting my feelings. Idk i will document more niggas
>>34504944to be fair she actually does have close to perfect body, very fit with big ass and tits small waist low bf and shes around 5'11
>>34504944Yeah, she’s definitely up for it. For context (again: shut the fuck up, nerds), I’m an older woman and also that “bubbly” kind of annoying personality. I’m max attracted to men like you because for women like us you are the kind of archetypal ‘strong and silent, intellectual, thoughtful, deep’ guy. So an almost natural counterpoint to the exhaustion of being “bubbly” and an extrovert. In our minds, men like you ‘get us’. Obviously this is all bullshit but this is roughly the outlook we have. Also she knows you’re attracted to her. We know that younger guys can find us interesting and attractive so again, she’s not going to be saying shit like “you’re so tall and handsome!” if she thinks there’s any kind of risk to her. If she were thinking of you as being that poor lanky kid in the office she wants to be nice to, she’d be more maternal with you and be very sweet but professionally distant as well. She wouldn’t be asking you to come over and “familiarise” yourself with her cat which looks like a straight up coded “come over to my place and fuck me” to me. I’m not saying she’s saying that though so don’t jump the gun which is why I said let her make the first move. But yeah, upshot is she’s interested in you and what you have to do now is, like I say, play it max chill. Do exactly what you have been doing - being yourself. Talk about all your interests, be very nice to her cat. Compliment her when she raises things like her age (this is another massive green flag by the way - she wouldn’t say this if she thought you were just some random kid in the office), and just… yeah, just be yourself. She’s attracted to that so don’t change it. That height is a huge advantage for you too, by the way. I don’t give a shit what the whining sub 6’2 pygmies have to say. All women love a tall man. Again, though, most importantly: don’t push it. Just stay chill. Good luck. Get condoms.
>>34505192>t. used up holeAre you going to tell him how she's going to fuck him over afterwards?
>>34505192thanks expired foid again, anyways just for context its a third world shithole and the average height is 5'7 and since its a chinese company , the average height is around 5'5 and shes atleast 5'10-5'11ish so i dont thnk she saw anyone taller than her in years.Its 2:40pm now and i just talked with her for around 25 minutes in the kitchen, i usually wait till the kitchen is empty so i can go there cause fuck these whores they are loud and annoying af, anyways she came and i was having chips and she like pulled it from me smiling and was "thats unhealthy" and then she started to ask about how im gonna keep her cat and i was making her laugh with fake cat balls cause she got her cats balls cut recently anyways she was talking about her trip and whether i have been in georgia and stuff, then she asked if i want to jion her this june to "get more sun and get more tan cause she likes dark skin(nigger fucker whore duhh)" to this fuckass lake thingy she fucking found she fucking knows about my country more than i do ANYWAYS SHE KEEPS LOOKING AT MY ARMS AND MY BODY AND ITS SECOND TIME SHE IS FUCKING ASKING FOR A FUCKING BODY PIC, FIRST TIME WE WERE ARGUING IN THE KITCHEN ABOUT BEST WAYS TO TRAIN AND SHE STRAIGHT UP SAID "okay show me your results and i will believe you" like what the fuck did she expect me to take off my fucking shirt or what. She asked me whether i want to gain weight and i said i used to be 220 pounds cause i was on test and it was hell and she opened her chink eyes wide and was like REALLY DO YOU HAVE A PICTURE WHEN YOU WERE BUFF and i said no cause wtf anyways im taking her cat next week or so will update niggas
>>34505347https://files.catbox.moe/9o2le2.pngthese fuckass site wont let me upload pics from my office ip fuckalso she wanted to switch to whatsapp for some reasonhttps://files.catbox.moe/05s3la.jpeg
>>34505343It’ll be the other way round, worthless virgin.>>34505347You should’ve just led with all this, nerd. Like I say, women like us know at your are you’re all life support systems for your cocks, so yes: if she is asking for topless shots and wants you to go on trips with her, she is big time interested in you. What I want you to do though is stay cool and approachable but don’t veer into getting pushy. Next time she mentions your body, flex your arms or lift your shirt or whatever and be all like “feel if you don’t believe me” or whatever. Something hyper nonchalant almost like she’s one or your gym bro buddies (don’t worry - I know you have no friends, but kind of like that). Also I am not clicking on any links. You must think I’m new here and I don’t know what someone mentioning /g/ means. Nice try. I’m not being serious. I just can’t be arsed clicking on them. But yes, she’s up for it maximally so don’t fuck it up. Just keep doing what you’re doing. Remember: for her you are the “tall, quiet, silent, strong type” so she will always be assessing you as a man, not a boy. So don’t get dumb.
>>34505375thanks foid, yeah i like the feel it idea and the shirt thingy too its just really weird cause its in the office right in the fucking kitchen, oh yeah one more detail i want you to explain to me. She always pics positions where if someone enters the kitchen she wont be visible, shes standing behind walls or me or something. One time we were sitting together and she was eating(oh yeah one red flag for me is that shes eating like a fucking horse while staring at me i thoguht girls dont do that when they are attracted to someone but i guess it cancels when you hit 21) anyways she heard some footsteps and she picked her food quicvkly and stood up as if we werent sitting together and like waved to her people, and whispered to me "i dont like when they talk". She only does it with the chinese niggas not with the niggas of my team idk whatever i wont fuck it up i dont think i am even able of actually dong the first step and taking it further so yeah i wont fuck up i just want to understand what the fuck is going on. Next time im flexing for sure
>>34505375>>34505192>>34502976used public toilet
>>34505392No, that computes. She just feels comfortable around you so yeah she’ll eat in front of you. Could just be a Chinese ‘cultural’ thing, too. You know what they’re like. But sure, wanting to hide because she doesn’t want anyone “to talk” also matches. You’re her prospective little fuck toy so right now it’s all about that frisson and chemistry she wants to be a secret between you. And yeah, do the flex thing. Very nonchalant, though. Also try do something manly. Like idk reach for a bottle on a top shelf or something, or find a reason to chop a bit of wood. Whatever. You get the point. Nothing cringe; something natural. Actually, ask her if she needs anything doing round her place. Say some shit like “oh I’m good with my hands if you need anything fixed or whatever while you’re away, lemme know”. That signals for her that you’ll be fine in her space and also useful in it. You feel me? Just don’t get pushy.
>>34505375>>34505192Why so hostile? You're just reiterating what everyone else said.
Anyone still denying the heightpill needs to pay this thread a visit. We have an ancient used up roastie in here experiencing chad nostalgia over a literal teenager, kek. OP correctly refers to this expired slag as a foid when directly replying to her but she continues to write out paragraphs of advice to aid him in his endeavors to fuck some fossilized chink. Meanwhile she’s getting hostile with other non combative anons, but you know that behavior would switch up real quick if any of them offhandedly mentioned they were 6’4 or above, jfl Anyone congrats on being a god among men, OP. You can literally do whatever you want and women will twist it into being something positive. You have a literal superpower bro. It’s a shame that you need to experience it in some bugland meme country though, if I were you I’d make it my priority to move somewhere in the west and smash prime college girl pussy
>>34506275thanks nigga, yeah heightpill is giga brutal but then again its all about face, if there was another guy who looked better than me facially but was her height, i am pretty sure she would go for him instead of an autist like me. I think a big role plays that shes a heightcel 5'11 foid herself and she is atleast a head taller than any dude in the office and its 150 people office. Height and frame is never really enough for a foid so...whatever yeah i think i would easly get a remote job even on the same position and get 10x of what i get now but i dont really care for now. I literally do from there what i would do from my room so, and i spend money only on upgrading my thinkpad x61s and looksmm...my looksmaxxing stack. This is russian architecture so the door frame is around 6'8, also the good thing about facepill is that its never ever over. There is no such a face that certain surgeries wouldnt fix, but the height...you can easly fraud around 5 inches but then again what are you gonna do when 6'6 nigga starts doing it. I wear my insoles and the platform shoes when i have a feeling i am gonna meet someone tall today and getting heightmogged when you are above 6'4 is the most brutal experience ever proll. You are so used that you are usually the tallest guy in the room that when you see someone taller than you it leaves a permanent mark on your brain of how much of an inferior faggot you are, when you are manlet you are used of being inferior faggot so it prolly doesnt trigger anymore
I'd start by leveraging this into a better job first.Even (?) if she's into you you gotta get money just for the sake of nicer clothes, fragrances and haircuts.You've got an edge.Use it.>>34506487If your face and height are on point the next big step is not dressing like an alien's idea of an elegant or cool person.
God I wish I was youthose office hangouts are comfyand I love chinese womenthey're very pure and mature
>>34505350We have her Telegram picture, name, and some of the Whatsapp number. Just need to get the rest of it. This some Cicada 3301 type shit.
>>34502402She is going away and wants a cat-sitter. There is absolutely NOTHING more implied in that request.
>>34502976You will never be a woman.
>>34506805i wish bruh, i spent 2 weeks stalking the shit out of this bitch and absolutely nothing. Its illegal in china to run gambling sites so they move to shithole memcountries and base their offices there. They have fake names fake passports fake everything. She has an ig account and its 3 pics without her face and 4 followers
Wow. I wish I were 6'6. 6'0 feels like manlet status these days, but it is a comfy height. Not too tall to get dames but not short enough to play games.
