...and when it comes to real life it's not as cute as it sounds. So basically what it boils down to is that she's an amazing person and gorgeous and funny but she's so fucking dumb. And she's not putting up an act she's actually this dumb. I think she may perhaps be autistic as well with how often clueless she is about social situations. After first meeting her she invited me to a party at her house where her friends and family were there and when she was out of the room to go to the bathroom they told me to treat her real good and be real careful with her and to never let her leave the house by herself. To always make sure I can accompany her or get someone else to when I myself can't. At first I didn't know what they meant but I soon found out. Apparently she's never even been able to finish high school. She doesn't have her license either. She can't cook anything without starting a fire. She doesn't know how to wash clothes. She literally can't live by herself, she always stays with her family or with friends. She's always tripping and falling. She almost fell down a large flight of stairs before I was just barely able to catch her with just one hand. The only thing she's really good at is hygiene, dressing well, and her hair. By her physical appearance she doesn't look as dumb as she is. And she always smells good. Great teeth too. Kinda strange that this is the only thing she's good at. Though sometimes though she's dressed well she wears the wrong thing to the wrong occasion like a skirt or a dress to cycle or to the gym with no shorts underneath and I have to get her to change clothes.When I talked to her family about all this stuff they told me that ever since she was a little girl she's been this one and that they've gotten her a lot of therapists and tutors but nothing has ever worked.
>>34504243Another thing though...guys flirting with her in public and almost sexually assaulting her before I intervene and her being clueless and thinking that everyone just wants to be friends with her and saying she loves making new friends. Like a guy groped her tit and she just laughed and groped his tit back before I grabbed her and pushed him away.And all in all as great as she is I'm not sure what to do because at this point it almost feels like I'm babysitting rather than dating my equal. I don't wanna leave her but at the same time I'm tired of worrying for her safety all the time.
>>34504243This is literally how gooner souls are punished in Tartarus. I wouldn't even accept her consent.
okay even as a lonely weeb with no life this does sound annoying as fuck. i would just bite the bullet and break up with her. her friends and family have been taking care of her for this long anyway before you showed up. she'll be fine without you
It may very well be that she'll, in effect, need a handler for the vast majority of her life. I'm not saying ditch the girl, but if she is truly as bad as you're describing, that is likely what her needs will be.If you want to have a long term relationship with her, that's the baggage you'll need to accept. If she's great otherwise and the sex is good, see what you can grow to live with. Or teach her.Perhaps her family didn't have the patience to help and equip her with what she needed. Keep that in mind, also.Also, you say gorgeous - by what standard? Societal or just you? I'd put up with some shit for a while, personally, if she was hot and let me knock the shit out of her whenever I felt like it. TL;DR: if she's pretty and a decent lay, stick with it for kicks. Keeping her from killing herself may be a permanent thing. Weigh effort vs. reward. You probably don't love the girl if you're already sick of "taking care of her".
>>34504299>>34504323There is of course the less... ethical route
>>34504243You keep saying she's a great person and shit but you've never stated HOW she's a good person. >she's an amazing person and gorgeous and funnyGorgeous I'll let slide since physical beauty is subjective and shit but how is she amazing? How is she funny?
>>34504362I'd try to see if I could convince her to let me stick furniture in her ass. Not because I actually want to, but, just to see if I could pull it off.You know what, OP? Fuck what I said about considering your life choices, ongoing custodial needs for her, et-cetera...See how many inanimate objects you can get her special-ed ass to fuck before she decides to get a little smarter.
>beautiful>smells nice>innocent >too stupid to betray youHow is she not perfect?>dating my equalYou want another man?
>>34504243>a skirt or a dress to cycle or to the gym with no shorts underneath and I have to get her to change clothes.WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU WANT HER TO CHANGE CLOTHES?!?! That's panty shots in real life right there, for both you and other guys as well as lesbians to enjoy! Are you fucking gay or something?!
>>34504525fr. if i was him not only would i not stop her i'd actually tell her to go commando and wear even shorter skirts going forward
>>34504243> My bread is too buttery, my steak is too juicy ! /Adv/ what should I do??
Bro you can literally make her do whatever you want her to. Do you realize how lucky that is? All kinds of kinky shit she'd be willing to try out without question because she's too dumb to think for herself. Almost like a robot designed to listen to you.
>>34504247>I don't wanna leave her but at the same time I'm tired of worrying for her safety all the time.If you ever do decide to leave her then I'll take her. Seriously. She sounds like my ideal woman.
>>34504577>My bacon is too crispy, my chocolate is too chocolatey, my cheese pizza is too cheesy, my girlfriend's hands are too soft, my friends are too funny, my parents are too supportive, my clothes are too comfortable /Adv/ do you have a solution for my very serious problems?
>>34504243Well she sounds lovely for a short relationship, not for starting a family or having kids. If you just want to blow your loads she is your gal, if you want wife and kids you should probably ditch her.
>>34504243If you do decide to stay with her then just know that you'll have to provide for her forever. If she's as dumb as you say and couldn't even finish high school or get her GED then not even Burger King is gonna wanna hire her.Also sounds like her friends and family are really protective of her so if you ever treat her bad be prepared for some serious consequences.
>>34504243horrible. sounds too stupid to make important decisions necessary for adults to make. Are you interested in parenting her? If so, why are you not interested in having an equal? Anyway. I just think about teaching this girl to drive or to open a checking account or having her burn the house down or having her get mugged or something because she's naive and inexperienced and her parents failed her
>>34504299LOOOOOOL YOU'RE SO BASED BUDDY, thank you for the fantastic laugh, this does sound like such a terrible fucking fate xDDD OP >>34504243I doubt you are even dating this girl, she sounds too uncaring to actually take your feelings into account. Letting a guy grope her tit and groping him back? Imagine if you weren't there to stop it. The guy would fuck her. It doesn't get any easier than 1+1=2, this is literally the level of math we've reached. Let me tell you something, you can enjoy the pussy all you want, but don't delude yourself into thinking that you actually mean anything to this girl. If my girl was flirting with other guys it would be cause for me to have a serious discussion with her which could least to a break up, and you're here talking about your girl getting groped AND RECIPROCATING... Yeah Tartarus has a special cave for people just like you. And the river Styx will give you a THOROUGH washing each time it floods
>>34504525I'd be telling her shit like>you know, if you wear stripped panties you'll be able to run faster
>>34505751Nice one. I'd also tell her>If you stopped wearing bras then you'd become stronger and be able to lift things with ease
>>34504243>>34504247Are you sure she's your girlfriend? Serious question. By the sound of it, it sounds like she's too stupid to know what a "girlfriend" and "boyfriend" even are. Does she even know what sex is? Does she know how babies are actually made? Does she know what a penis is? Have you actually had sex with her? It sounds like she probably thinks of you as some sort of chaperone than a boyfriend.
>>34506460I don't think she wears bras to begin with because even for smart women finding the right bra size can be hard so how the hell can a retarded woman know what her right bra size is?
>>34504409>too stupid to betray youIt's actually the contrary, she is too stupid and already betrayed him. Did you skip the part she let men grope her and touch her tits?
>>34504565>i not stop her i'd actually tell her to go commando and wear even shorter skirts going forwardThat's because you're a cuck and a beta. Enjoy jerking off to hentai, that's all you'll amount to.
All these people telling you that it's alright to be this dumb, are brown. Take this into consideration before you listen to them.
>>34506460>>34505751You're a cuck, kys.
>>34504243You can try to help her adjust to the real world step by step by encouraging her to be more independent, or you can simply break up with her and choose a more level-headed girl. You’ll need a lot of patience to guide her and help her take on the responsibilities necessary for the relationship to survive, as difficult as that may seem. But if you think the difference in intelligence and maturity between you is that outstanding, the only reasonable course of action is to break up.
>>34504243this is awesome because you can cheat on her all you want while she probably doesn't even know what cheating means
>OP gets to date Aho Girl
>>34504243If she's as stupid as you say then you can basically turn her into a dress up doll. Make her wear anything you want no matter how slutty and she'll probably do it. If by the small chance she asks why then tell her that it's healthier for the skin to wear those types of clothes or something.
>>34504392he just means a literal tard is the only one that would date him, let alone touch his penis
>>34504243Yeah it's your choice overall of course but this would be too much for me. A girl who's somewhat clumsy and bad at certain things is one thing and I myself am often clumsy and bad at certain things but the girl you're describing sounds actually mentally retarded. What do you even see in her anyway besides her physical appearance? I feel if she was this dumb plus ugly you never would've dated her in a million years.
>>34504243>but she's so fucking dumb. And she's not putting up an act she's actually this dumbWomen are supposed to be dumb. It's your job as a man to guide her
>>34508612Nta but while my exposure to women is extremely limited especially having been home schooled and all and now having a work from home job I don't think my mom is THAT dumb lol. Perhaps even smarter than my dad and I when it comes to certain things.
>>34504243>gorgeousyou had me at gorgeous. call me shallow as fuck and i know i'm shallow as fuck but looks are all that matter to me. and a dumb girl who happens to be gorgeous sounds perfect for me
>>34510444Yeah. I know. I was just trying to ragebait.
>>34510664These days it's getting harder and harder to tell ragebait from genuine views because there actually are many many people who genuinely unironically believe in that ragebait stuff. Some retarded at least semi-famous person says something retarded and then other retards start believing it and spreading their retarded knowledge to other retards.
>>34510793>Some retarded at least semi-famous person says something retarded and then other retards start believing it and spreading their retarded knowledge to other retards.god the word retarded is so much fun to say. miss me with that retarded woke sjw politically correct retarded shit. i'm not gonna change my speech because 0.01% of the population MIGHT get offended. even a lot of actual literal mentally challenged people themselves don't even mind the word retarded, a lot don't even know what it even means, and a lot of them even use it among themselves and don't care if you use it
>>34510980Yup. Same goes for all other words that offend the snowflakes such as nigger, faggot, cunt, ching chong, queer, gay as a casual insult, tranny, etc. These people would not have survived in this world before 2010 or so.And by the way I don't believe in actual violence towards Black people or gay people or whatever. I believe that violence towards someone because of their race or sexuality is indeed fucked up.But words are just words. Freedom of speech. Either all of it is okay or none of it is. How are you supposed to handle things when push truly comes to shove if simple words offend you?Plus by being so offended you're giving those words the power you don't want them to have. You're giving people free ammo to use against you. If you're in a heated argument with someone and they know they can offend you by just using those simple words then you can bet your fucking retarded ass they'll start using those words!Above all though those words are just funny. Edgy humor is funny. Same way fart jokes and drawing penises is funny.
>>34510980>>34511057It's funny because normally the people getting most offended are White straight people getting offended on the behalf of others. From my experience almost no Black person cares if you call them a nigger. Almost no gay person cares if you call them a faggot. In fact a lot of them even joke about it. It's almost always some straight White person getting offended on their behalf.
>>34510584That’s a rather superficial perspective, and the vast majority of people would prefer to choose a like-minded partner who shares their level of intelligence over someone who is physically attractive but lacks a solid intellectual foundation. Couples often connect because of a similar IQ when it comes to the many things they have in common. Obviously, many people like me would like to have a partner who is attractive and has a standout personality, but choosing someone who isn’t on the same intellectual level is a cause of dissonance rather than attraction. No matter how incredibly beautiful a woman may seem to me, the fact that she is dumb is not something that particularly attracts me, and certainly, if I imagine a long-term relationship with her, I wouldn’t want to have dumb offspring at all. There can always be a balance in that.
>>34504243I know this is probably incel bait, but if not, do you have any fucking self-awareness, OP?>uhh my otherwise perfect gf can't DRIVE or COOK!? Unacceptable. This makes her le dumb and therefore le badOP, your linear thinking is making you come off as the dumb one. I can't do either of those things and news flash, neither is necessary. Have you thought about fucking anything else besides the most generic normie activities known to man? I spent the time I would've spent on that mundane shit on things that are more meaningful to me like literature, philosophy, media consumption/engagement, some finance/investing stuff.You said she's good at fashion, did you know that being good at fashion requires skill and time+effort to the same extent that being a good cook or driver does? She's probably also good at 10 other things that you're either ignorant about or underestimate. Do you even talk to her about her hobbies? I doubt it.Frankly your arrogant reddit-spacing ass doesn't deserve her.
>>34511309Based! I actually saw this post the same day it was posted and was basically thinking all the same things you just wrote but just didn't quite know how to articulate it into words properly. Pretty bold of him to judge her like this when he himself hasn't even listed a single thing he's good at and comes off as a judgemental bitch who doesn't even ask her about her hobbies like you said.Not gonna lie I kinda wanna see a post like this written from her perspective. I wonder what she'd say about him. Perhaps something like>My boyfriend acts kind to me on a superficial level but he never asks about me or about what I wanna do. It's always about him and what he wants. So what if I can't cook, he doesn't even have any friends because he's an arrogant jerk who pushes them away.
