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Old: >>34501047
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Women, are you a slut?
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>>34504424
asian women are overrated
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>>34504435
Truth jigga
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מה שלומך
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>>34504435
False
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>>34504435
How can I get a white gf
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Is she crushing on me?
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Spooning in the restaurant
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>>34504443
are you fat and balding?
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>>34504433
only for my man
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>>34504435
No, fuck off foid
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I keep thinking about my friend's female friend. I can't believe we're all going to be hanging out soon...
He was telling me a little bit about her and not only is she hot, her lifestyle and her interests would compliment mine well
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>>34504435
You sure geocel?
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>>34504445
not at all
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Women, how do I paint well with watercolors?
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>>34504443
No
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>>34504431
sorry, diarrhea gargler is tall and handsome but only has an average dick.
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Would you cosplay any of these characters for $200?
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>>34504442
Step 1 stop being brown
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>>34504459
I'm east Asian, but tanned :DDD
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>>34504434
The 6'5 chad?
>>34504447
Moid hands
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moids, you all want to post your hands ~
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off to a great start here
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>>34504467
I have fat, chubby hands.
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>>34504433
yea
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>>34504467
I alreadyposted mine!! Leave me alone >_<
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>>34504471
DUDE
post em
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>>34504435
Show me a non-asian girls who looks as elegant, cute and strong as pic related. You can't LMAO
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>>34504474
Sykkuno already got canceled, Anon, you're running outdated software.
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>>34504457
No. Those intricate cosplays would probably ballpark $1k now.
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>>34504467
no way, no girl is ever seeing these paws again
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>>34504466
>The 6'5 chad?
no, he's a hoe
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>tfw no femanon to make porn with that we post on redtoga
Why even live
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>>34504466
Didn't he fail to pump and dump like 3 different girls
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>>34504467
No
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>>34504467
Lol, this is funny/cute. I'm too fat though.
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>>34504453
I kinda want to squirt on a canvas and watercolor in it.
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>>34504475
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>>34504480
Sorry that I can't do
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>>34504467
You already have mine
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I hate being brown how expensive it would be to bleach my skin?
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>>34504485
> I'm too fat though.
no such thing
pls post them
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>>34504481
Only because they're all trash. Prove you're not trash and I'm yours
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>>34504490
Does yellow skin mean brown?
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wow you guys are really just gonna contribute to her goon folder, huh
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>>34504466
>>34504481
>>34504483
Aren't there two different 6'5 anons?
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>>34504495
No only the autistic StarCraft guy
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>>34504493
Uh no?
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>>34504495
i'm thinking of >>34504497
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>>34504487
based reference.
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>>34504490
Brown skin is hot if you're a woman
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>>34504456
hook up, boyfriend, and husband material all rolled into one
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>>34504493
my skin is olive yellow, and I turn brown if I get sun.
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You guys havent told me how expensive it would be
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women

how strong are you?
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>>34504481
Isn't that attractive to women?
>>34504483
Lol, I guess you're right.
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>>34504487
baited into thinking fat moid hands were actually going to be posted
that pic is ancient
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>>34504506
You can get a bottle for 10 bucks or less I think
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>>34504502
i'm actually pretty proud i pack a full package in an average length, this shit is going multidimensional. just wait until you try one of my famous cocktails. did i tell you i'm super white too?
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>>34504507
I wanna hit >his hips so hard in a thrust >he gets scared.
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>>34504506
What is
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>>34504507
I need to get pegged by an athletic woman.
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>>34504507
Would
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>>34504451
east asian mainly. the whole east asian obsession in the US by racial supremacists is cringe. either don't racemix or do and shut the fuck up. the endless copes trying to count asian and european as the same. it's just cringe. i also want to see something different. i'm sick of the asian stuff. and it's almost always the same. either rich tech dork or borderline terminally online dork. dudes who date non asian races are higher social status. they're less weird and cringe. i find that extremely funny. weird dudes who like latinas are higher status than the asian obsessed dudes. same goes for every race or ethnicity that isn't asian. this is true for the US, idk about other places.
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>>34504509
Sorry, babe
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>>34504435
Are Foids shaking right now?
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>>34504512
we saw the webm on /gif/ pls have mercy on him
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>>34504517
apology not accepted
⸨◺_◿⸩
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>>34504520
that was some funny shit, i won't lie
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>>34504467
I'll post hand
>inb4
beggars can't be choosers
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>>34504520
>>34504524
Are you replying to yourself?
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>>34504520
I had to stop eating after seeing that
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Sucking his dick like a vacuum
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>>34504513
To bleach my skin
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>>34504526
legs in frame too wow youre spoiling me
ily ty anon
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having my dick sucked by a dyson disguised as a foid
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>>34504526
Saar
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>>34504530
that's not a thing.
unless you anus
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Men with fat chests and tiny waists
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>>34504529
I masturbated with a vacuum hose once
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>>34504516
>>34504451
ngl I need a Coptic Wife
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>>34504529
Have you actually fucked this guy yet or not
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>>34504531
You're welcome, that hand pic of me a hand holding a cigarette was mine too btw
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>>34504537
Men with negative chest and itty bitty waist.
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>>34504516
Considering ethnicity of a woman beyond ideal mixing of races to create the strongest children is a fool's errand. Personally I would need to fuck either North African or Russian to get my DNA's worth.
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>>34504542
N-no :c
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>>34504548
How long have you been seeing him
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>>34504537
men with big fat moobs for me to squeeze
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>>34504532
Not indian ugh this is why i hate being brown
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>>34504551
>this is who is calling me moid

pls be in the american southwest
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>>34504551
Quit larping and posting this alien retard
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>>34504552
you are an animal.
>>34504551
[approved] but you should do this sort of thing on /soc/
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>>34504551
Who's this?
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Ok should have expected these replies...
Yes im real...
i mostly post on cgl...
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>>34504559
Some random chick he's obsessed with >>34504449
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>>34504554
Kek, it's just a meme bro
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>>34504561
You look like you'd be a hit e-girl if you do the tiktok e-girl makeup
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Moids, do you think maybe your problems with dating and relationships is that you are fixed signs dating other fixed signs?
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>>34504523
i'm white. you either aren't American or you lack life experience. you'll get props for dating other races. default is euro/white so it's just assumed. there's a distinct pattern, tech dork with asian gf. the dynamic doesn't really exist with other groups. even if the guy is a dork, he's still above a dork dating an asian girl.
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>>34504563
Still gonna bleach my skin
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>>34504567
I can't be assed to read through that shit, m8
also don't know astrology
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>>34504567
God imagine what it feels like to have her sucking on your dick and plapping her steadily and then cooming balls deel
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>in bed ready to fall asleep
>all of sudden start thinking of her
>go through every possible what-if scenario and memory of her in my head
>can't sleep anymore

Love is agony
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>>34504570
dont do that :/
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>>34504570
Just go for liberal white girls. Like the blonde goth ITT.
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>>34504561
I'm going in boys. If I can pull this off it'll be the toughest bust of my life.
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>>34504574
Dumb women make me soft.
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>>34504572
Confirmed for moid with fixed sign.
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does anyone else feel like their 9-5 made them dumb as fuck? i can't read as deeply as i did.
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>>34504581
ogey.
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>>34504567
I hate femoids. Why can't we have 2D women instead?
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>>34504578
Have fun nutting to a troon
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>>34504584
What's your sign asshole?
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The ideal woman
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I hope that was a real foid, that'd be nice if she was
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Garbage threads lately
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>>34504575
But I would feel more comfortable
>>34504576
Actually both of my exes were blonde, never cared for blondes though i think black and red hair looks way better.
But thats besides the point i guess
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>>34504587
whoops wrong file
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>>34504586
Capricorn
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>>34504589
Its because I haven't been posting
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>>34504582
I literally forgot everything I ever learned that isn't related to my job, and now I fear I'll never find a better one
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>>34504591
Manlier jawline than any chad
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>>34504588
She was cute
>>34504589
Hey sarge
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>>34504591
whoops wrong file
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>>34504596
glad its not just me. i'm back in school and my gpa tanked like the fucking titan submersible. i'm so ashamed.
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>>34504590
So you're already fucking white girls? What's the issue then?
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What should I name her?
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gn diarrhea gargler xx
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Women, please watch out for these Astrological red flags in moids.
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>>34504548
Give us a hint of which anon it is?
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The ideal woman.
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Apparently sun is good for hair growth?
Should I tank the ripping heat for some sun spa on my bald spot?
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Men, why didn't my flirting skills work on this guy? He outright ignored me.
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>>34504603
I cannot trust any Sylveon enjoyer to be a heterosexual
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>>34504602
I dont like my skin color, what does fucking white women have to do with anything?
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Gotta jerk off again
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>>34504609
Look into red light therapy, the only method that works
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>>34504610
Have you tried not being ugly
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>>34504606
She doesn't realize she's describing women's dual mating strategy
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>>34504605
good night anon, sweet dreams
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>>34504606
>M
>Gemini Venus
What the fuck, what did I even do
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>>34504567
Two minutes too long. Astrology is kinda gay but when I think about my closest friends and the people I've had the best non-romantic relationships with, it's always been with fellow Aries. Idk why that is
>>34504609
>he doesn't know
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>>34504593
>be Capricorn
>born on saturn's asshole
>act like your life is a 50 year business plan
>zero fun allowed unless it's tax deductible
>needs a prenup before foreplay
>fucks like a malfunctioning excel formula
>socks stay on, lights stay off
>marry for status then wonder your wife fucks the pool boy
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>>34504610
>Ever approaching women as a non-Chad
This is like digging your grave.
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>>34504606
>she mentions gemini first
Whats with all this gemini hate :(
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>>34504610
Maybe he felt friendzoned?
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>>34504618
some things are unavoidable
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>>34504626
Gemini's are serial killer code and epitome of two face'd-ness
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>>34504624
M
Lol, incel can't read
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How do you get better at e-sex?
Tried practicing with Grok, but it's not the same
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>>34504629
He probably has 30 10s in his insta dms
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>>34504630
Hence JH
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>>34504628
that was the first time we talked outside of him sometimes answering my questions in his live streams.
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>>34504631
I only read the picture and assumed the most common scenario.
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>>34504622
https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2025/upshot/zodiac-signs.html?unlocked_article_code=1.gVA.jH4K.5Qu8HQe_e7nd&smid=nytcore-android-share

BTFO starfag.
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>>34504630
It does feel like i have two personalities sometimes but im not a serial killer or a bad person ;(
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How do I stop being an overdramatic retard and accept this girl likes me and turn her into my wife?
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>>34504636
You said be friends though. He might not realize you want to sleep with him.
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>>34504623
lol
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>>34504606
>Pisces Moon
>Venus in Virgo

uh oh, apparently I'm "balanced" in terms of modalities.
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2D>3D
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>>34504626
She actually really REALLY hates Scorpios.
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Small boobs > big boobs
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>>34504651
dumb cow
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>>34504606
Women really do be telling on themselves, don't they?
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>>34504644
i'd rather take it slow than scare him off
he comes across as a very kind guy, soft spoken, very friendly, he’s just very sweet
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big white penis >>>>>> every other penis
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Moids, we are begging you to please feed your moon sign.
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>>34504658
I don't believe in space racism
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>>34504636
>in his live streams.
great bait
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>>34504639
Last gemini I had relations with I cucked her mean bf for her, cried and held her hand when she tried to kill herself, and then she turned around and accused me of trying to frame her alcoholic rebound.
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>>34504636
Wait, you're a fan?
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>>34504658
M
Mines Libra, what do I feed it
>>34504660
...heretic scum
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>>34504658
Apparently I'm a Pisces moon.
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>>34504661
Can someone translate this?
I don't speak hamplanet.
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>>34504660
lol its niche i swear
its not big live streams or anything
just him chatting with his viewers
he’s a cute australian guy and he'll be my husband if this world is just
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>>34504664
>...heretic scum
meant for >>34504659
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>>34504527
NTA. You didn't see it did you?
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Women, do you like deepthroating?
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>>34504424
Fix the damn subject
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Is Makima the cutest character you've ever seen?
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Either gender, can you guess this moids sign?
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>>34504661
Ok but her being gemini had nothing to do with it, i dont think
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>>34504668
The Emperor neglects
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>>34504673
Either a retarded virgo or a libra
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>>34504673
No.
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>>34504672
I prefer the original
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>>34504666
the fatty "made out " with a cheating drunk whore, helping her cheat on her bf and then when she ended up feeling bad about cheating and had a suicidal moment because of it and accused the fatty of enabling her, bv felt "framed", despite knowing that the other fatty had a bf
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>>34504673
Virgo. Ghost and block.
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>>34504667
be prepared pls, the world is anything but just, especially to people you love. in fact our world is a big fan of sick jokes, so watch out that you don't get tangled up with the punchline
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>>34504673
Do women think OCD is caused by stars?
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Never seen a more beautiful woman in my life...
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>>34504673
M
If I had to guess I'd say Aquarias or Capricorn
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>>34504681
maybe life will treat me better than it does most
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Just look at her in THAT DRESS
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>>34504683
With a boyfriend, cuck.
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>>34504685
no, you fool, that's the setup...!
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Why are obsession posters never obsessed with women who're actually kino?
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>>34504688
im going to make it anon! i'll beat the odds
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>>34504689
mental illness is always ugly from every angle
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>be social butterfly at my apartment and on the bus
>talk to people all the time
>talk to a freshman girl and have a few good conversations with her, just talking about stuff at uni and how grad school life is
>suddenly something changes and she's just randomly cold- flippant, short replies. I just assume she's in a bad mood so I shrug it off
>see her a few more times and she avoids eye contact with me and the like
>flash forward to today
>she intentionally takes the stairs to avoid going up the elevator with me

idk, I may be introverted, but I'm not that great at confrontation. At the same time though, my life isn't riding or dying off some random 19-year-old. But I do really want to know what I could have done to set her off and I can't think of anything beyond moving to sit next to her on the bus to uni when it was loud and I was answering a question that she asked me. Any ideas, women?
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>>34504689
I'm not obsessed with any woman, but I do think having a gf that looks like Tilda swinton would be pretty cool.
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>>34504686
M
I do like the rose theme, but it's a bit too noisy
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>>34504689
Obsession has no logic, often times they found that woman during formative times in their life or they remind them of someone else from those times
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>>34504693
she realized that you'll soon start to interpret her friendliness as her wanting your penis inside her and that grossed her out, so she put an end to that
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>>34504694
Based lesbian
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>>34504691
i wish you luck cuz you're gonna NEED it, mf
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>>34504699
I wish lesbians weren't gay.
a lot of them seem like they'd be fun to date.
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>>34504433
Used to be.
I'm kind of over it sex with randoms is usually mid and I don't get validation from it any more because men have no standards so it doesn't feel like a win.
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>>34504702
They extracted the prime years from your life, and now you shall gift the leftovers to one chosen person.
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>>34504606
What the fuck is a moon and venus sign? Isn't it just whatever sign you were born under?
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>>34504424
foids how true is this
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>>34504467
never again
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>>34504704
find your birth certificate and go ask chatGPT
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>>34504687
NTA. Kat Dennings has a husband, but that doesn't make her boobs any less perfect.
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>>34504702
How long did your hoe phase last?
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>>34504703
I found myself a nice retired party boy with a body count considerably higher than mine but he dumped me. Because I'm annoying, not the dicks.
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>>34504707
Why?
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>>34504606
Astrology is bullshit women came up with to have an easy way to create excuses for their bullshit behavior or to reject men they dont find attractive
>oh no, you're a great guy, but your mayo is in transit over peugot. it would never work out
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>>34504709
Yes, but it makes you a cuck for jerking off to a taken woman.
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>>34504705
true and I don't see why anyone would be upset by this, it's perfectly natural and logical
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>>34504697
Maybe the simplest answer is the right one. She's too young for me anyway.
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>>34504711
It's the other way around for men, Anon.
You have a high body count(derogatory) he has a high body count(flattering)
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>>34504686
Looks like a tranny
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>>34504713
>Astrology is bullshit women came up with
Anon ...
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>>34504713
spoken like someone that knows absolutely nothing about astrology
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>>34504704
Bro there is like 6 different signs just for the basic shit, and then they have like weird shit like the 12 houses, and north south nodes, and other bullshit.
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>>34504714
Imagine believing in monogamy. Lol
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State Gender

Why do we have a specific branch of alphabet boys for Alcohol and Tobacco, I feel like they should just be lumped in with the DEA. Can anyone explain this for me.
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>>34504713
>Astrology is bullshit women came up with to have an easy way to create excuses for their bullshit behavior or to reject men they dont find attractive
Every one laugh at this historylet retard
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>>34504714
literally the opposite defintion of a cuck, fatso
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>>34504716
yeah, thats probably what she figured too and didn't want to give any false signals anymore
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>>34504710
Like 2016-2018 was the peak of it.
I was in a bad way after boyfriend #2 (dick #3) and it got weird. Dumped boyfriend #3 (dick #15) during the pandemic.
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>>34504722
But you don't believe in polyamory either?
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>>34504724
Firearms are their actual wheelhouse
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>>34504725
>>34504719
>mixing up the original astrological bullshit the fucking greeks or some other boyfuckers did with the bullshit ''makes me feel good'' nonsense women use today
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>>34504731
Yeah but thats not really relevant to the scope of the question is it?
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>>34504724
Because they're not illegal
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Rate her
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>>34504705
Incel ramblings
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>>34504738
6/10
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>>34504738
2/10, looks mongoloid
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>>34504728
Which dick on you on now?
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Why did you get fired from your job anon? Because that girl you were talking to reported you to HR? Why can’t you be like chad anon and make over 100K per year and have a trad cath Korean gf?
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>>34504738
3/10
This is why they call them Bug People.
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where are the astrology femanons at?
I want them to read my stack
>>
State gender
How are you spending this upcoming summer break?
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>>34504705
True except for the "social incrimination" thing. It's not socially incriminating to reject ugly men. The reason they don't tell you why to your face is because it's mean. You already rejected the guy and now you're going to kick him while he's down and tell him it's because his face makes you nauseous? Unnecessary.
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>>34504738
Looks like a less attractive LilyKawaii
6/10
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>>34504746
Me too, I want them to read my stack as well
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>>34504746
my hourly rate is 333 bucks
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>>34504738
she's objectively good looking but she's asian so I feel no attraction
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Who's your vintage celebrity crush?
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>>34504751
insane faggotry
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>>34504754
Alyson Hannigan but I suspect that doesn't fit the nature of the question
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>>34504752
uwah... expensive.
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>>34504673
F
OCD is not a sign
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>>34504729
A wise man once said: polyamorous people have a Scheduling Kink.
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>>34504733
They're not a part of the dea because the dea deals with illegal substances, while the atf deals with regulated substances
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>>34504747
F
Working
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>>34504759
there's countless autism hours that went into being this insane, that doesn't come free
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>>34504754
Joan of Arc
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When are Foids going to post their male celebrity crushes?
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>>34504717
If you heard some of the details of some of his encounters you would not use the word "flattering" lol. I've never gotten gonorrhea.
>>34504743
Still fucking my ex, dick #19 I think? I used to keep a list because it felt whorish to forget someone but I stopped giving a shit because that was just mental gymnastics it doesn't matter if I remember the name of a guy I hung out with once 10 years ago.
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the only reason astrology seems to work is because a persons character is developed differently depending on what season of the year they're born into
its got nothing to do with stars
its about if you first 3 months of life were spent in the warm embrace of the sun, with plenty of food, good mood or if the first 3 months were dark, cold and a time where people get seasonal depression etc.
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>>34504747
F, worshipping the sun
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>>34504734
>>34504764
seems like a weird box to put themselves in

>the dea deals with illegal substances, while the atf deals with regulated substances
Doesn't the DEA deal with manufactured and counterfeit pharmaceutical pills? Shouldn't that be in the same wheelhouse as the ATF dealing with regulated substances?
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>>34504728
Why'd things with bf #2 hit you so hard?
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>>34504754
Krista Allen
baywatch hawaii was some bonerbait
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>>34504768
>having a crush
>on a stranger
>on a celebrity
anon pls...
>>3450477
you do understand that january isn't the same season or climate all around the globe, right?
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>>34504747
M
I haven't had a summer break in 3 years. I hate work :(
At least I'll have 10 days off to visit the Caucasus. Hope I don't get bombed though
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Guess Jannies are all poorfags because they do it for free
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>>34504769
>Still fucking my ex,
Bruh, he dumped you and you're still bouncing on it?
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>>34504775
>you do understand that january isn't the same season or climate all around the globe, right?
it is in Europe, where the astrology thing was ''developed''
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I want to know her name
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>>34504770
That’s what they used to do, you were a summer child or a winter child. Winter had more masculine traits, and summer feminine
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>>34504781
>it is in Europe, where the astrology thing was ''developed
Anon!
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>>34504747
M
Havent been in school for a hot minute, don't have those anymore
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>>34504770
>pic rel
If you truly believe what you say to be true then that’s how gay people are made
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>>34504770
>the only reason astrology seems to work
It doesn't though? It's all vague bullshit
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>>34504769
Did you suck dicks of all the guys you hung out with?
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>>34504772
I would imagine that falls under the responsibility of the FDA
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>>34504778
What'd they get you for?
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>>34504788
My gf and I both Aries and we literally the same in personality, she’s just a happier female version of me
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>>34504781
Astrology has been around for over 4000 years you cocksucker! Fucking asshole moid!
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Women, are there any dicks you sucked but didn't fuck? What about dicks that you fucked but didn't suck? Why?
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>>34504781
it's actually mesopotamia but you're not entirely wrong, however, that doesn't disprove astrology, in fact it's exactly what astrology claims because it's saying that the constellations of celestial bodies influence humans and they definitely do since they change the weather, the tides etc, and yes, weather you were born in winter or summer impacts your development but that impact is directly correlated to the impact celestial body constellations have on the seasons and the babies circumstances, thus influencing it's development, preferences, modus operandi, core assumptions about existence, etc
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>>34504791
Oh you might be right with that one, I don't really know enough about them to dispute that but I always assumed they were more of a white collar establishment
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>>34504781
Babylon you historylet
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When she doesn't want to read your signs, it's over.
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>>34504794
retarded moid hands moment
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Rate her

https://www.youtube.com/@DamiLeeArch
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>>34504801
performative sip of water/10
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>>34504773
Well it got weird towards the end because we broke up, were apart for 6 months, got back together but were long distance, and I started saying yes to increasingly kinky shit and even suggested trying rope play myself because I was done with him but too pussy to say so and cut him off. Then the open relationship thing, he actually did manage to fuck a woman but then he had an experience with a dude that he didn't like and he got all weird about it and was obviously really weird about me seeing other people. I eventually did dump him after breaking a boundary of the open relationship agreement and he STILL wanted to stay with me but I was very much in a "I do weird sex things now and do NOT want to enter another relationship any time soon" mindset. Had a few experiences where I was like "you know what actually I don't like this weird shit but I do like dicks and feeling desired"
And then for a while there I was living out of my car so one of those dicks was in exchange for money and a hotel room ngl.
Tldr: I'm mentally ill
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>>34504795
Suck comes way later, that’s bf/gf in a good relationship type deal
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>>34504801
+8/10
>>34504799
There is no blacker pill than when she doesn't care about your natal chart
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>>34504796
>because it's saying that the constellations of celestial bodies influence humans and they definitely do since they change the weather, the tides etc
Practically, just our Sun and Moon
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What did Astrologers do when Pluto got demoted from being a planet by Neil Degrasse Tyson?
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>>34504783
based, winter is for the boys and summer is for the girls
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>>34504803
What does that mean? Btw, she is a licensed architect and has a PHD in Mathematics. Can you beat that?
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>>34504780
I would love to have more self respect but being in contact with him makes me feel better than having my pride does
>>34504790
Idk, probably not all of them
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>>34504769
>dick #19 I think?
Modern dating is a joke. Might as well date a prostitute. The latter will probably be cleaner than a serial dating whore.
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>>34504796
>it's saying that the constellations of celestial bodies influence humans and they definitely do since they change the weather, the tides etc, and yes, weather you were born in winter or summer impacts your development but that impact is directly correlated to the impact celestial body constellations have on the seasons and the babies circumstances, thus influencing it's development, preferences, modus operandi, core assumptions about existence, etc
Seasons are caused by the earth's wobble. The sun and moon effect the rest. The stars that make up the constellations are far too distant to have any effect here. Some of those stars don't even exist anymore: the 7 sisters are now only 6 for example
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>>34504801
I hate these thumbnails/10
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>>34504808
thats the ones we know most of and historically cared about most because they impact us most, yes, thats why what you call your zodiac sign is your sun rising and your runner up trait is defined by your moon sign, the others also have a role but the king and queen signs are the sun and moon placements
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>>34504801
The architect chick? She's pretty hot. I like her nerd voice too.
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>>34504810
Well, you still want some culture so mixing it up is good
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>>34504813
>serial dating
I've only dated 4 guys
And I'm clean
Don't do drugs or fuck people who do drugs
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>>34504610
Because unless the man in question is Indian everyone just thinks these are scammers
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>>34504801
Stfu man
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>>34504806
NTA
Fr? I thought most people did oral on the first date?
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>>34504820
that's why we meet in autumn and spring
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>>34504814
and what do you think caused that wobble?
yes, things change over large amounts of time, just like everything humans observe and try to make sense of, it develops over thousands of years and keeps evolving and adapting to the current circumstances
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>>34504171
Male
/jp/ /jp/
We are finally free
Being alone is only lonely if you want it to be
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>>34504822
Do you honestly believe you're not a slut?
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>>34504813
I'd date her
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What causes WMAF couples to do this?
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>>34504809
Nothing as it represent transformation,
rebirth and change
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>>34504686
litwho
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>>34504825
Why would you think that
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>>34504433
Maybe a butt one.
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>>34504812
You should at least peg him to reassert yourself
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>>34504833
But it is not even a planet, the dwarf planet Eris is bigger. Also what about all the larger moons around Saturn and Jupiter?
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>>34504837
be my wife
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>>34504829
I always say the same thing when "how do you determine if she's a slut"
It's a mindset thing. A virgin can be a slut if she's being provocative and handsy. I am not currently a practicing slut no.
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>>34504827
>and what do you think caused that wobble?
It's not the constellations otherwise the other planets in the solar system would wobble as well.
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>>34504839
NTA
Pluto is larger, but Eris is more massive
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>>34504838
No thank you.
Used a vibe on boyfriend #2s ass because he begged me to. Never again.
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I think I'm gonna go for a walk since no gf
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>>34504842
Lol
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>>34504832
Post statistics, not anecdotes
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>>34504784
>>34504794
>>34504796
>>34504798
notice how all the areas you faggots mentioned have the seasons start and end at the generally the same time, with a bit of variation.
>but but but scandinavia has a longer winter than alexandria
yeah, theres also different beliefs what each sign means depending on where you go, there's overlapping and moving the goalposts to appeal to each person if something doesnt line up exactly
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>>34504823
>unless the man in question is Indian
It’s Torontopajeet begging for female attention and failing yet again
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>>34504836
I guess my friends are sluts
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>>34504842
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>>34504171
M
>Just when I thought I had this pattern sorted out
>Apparently my ventricles are full of doubt, now
>Nah things go wrong sometimes, don't let it freak you out
>But if I don't have you by me then I'll go underground
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>>34504849
>notice how all the areas you faggots mentioned have the seasons start and end at the generally the same time, with a bit of variation.
Only one of those areas is the correct one. Astrology starting there might have something to do with writing starting there.
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Solution to the problem of loneliness/inceldom and demographic decline:
>open lots of bars, at least one bar in every shithole town
>give people financial incentives to open even more bars
>drinking age at these bars is 15 and over
>they still can't drink outside the bar
>zoomers of both genders go to a bar after school, get drunk and eventually fuck
You may dislike it but it's the only way for the zoomers to finally start reproducing
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>>34504858
You have to make them want to go to the bars first retard
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>>34504843
it's the gravity of the sun and the moon anon...
there's others that wobble but the earth isn't perfectly spherical, thats why it wobbles and others aren't
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>>34504813
The more a woman gets fucked by different men the more it takes off her self worth, her standards begin to fall with it, this seemingly has the opposite effect for men
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>>34504841
I can't accept that, but I hope you find someone special who shares your interests.
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>>34504845
Lol, why do guys try and make sub girls into switches?
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>>34504849
thats why people should stay where they came from and each region should have their own astrology based on their local history and culture but unfortunately globalism has destroyed that and made a joke out of everything
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>>34504859
Yeah, that's why they should be able to drink only at a bar
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>>34504858
There's nobody but pushers, kneegrows, and guttersluts at the club now. The only reason to go out instead of having a house party was always the crowd, not the shit music or the overpriced drinks. All that shit was the price of admission, now it's all there is.
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>>34504860
>it's the gravity of the sun and the moon
No it's not. You won't find a single planetary science or astrophysics publication making that claim. The leading hypothesis is an ancient collision with a dwarf planet.
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>>34504857
Where it started and how it spread are two different things. Astrology as we know it, is a very Eurocentric + MEcentric.
These areas shared culture, trade and migration for thousands of years.

You wont see a fucking kenyan yapping about his asparagus over mercury.
Its all about what your first experince in life was like
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>>34504864
>thats why people should stay where they came from
And where exactly is that, anon? human history is shifting, migrating, conquest and dispersal. We ultimately don't "belong" anywhere unless we've claimed it
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>>34504853
God isn't real.
Idk if she's attention farming or if that's a trauma response but either way the behavior isn't erased. She still used to be a slut. I'm just saying that a guy approaching 2016 me and 2026 me would get very different responses and I feel like most people are asking about current behavior when they ask that. Like is she currently sleeping with other people and lying to me about it type of thing.
>>34504863
He was a virgin before me and didn't tell me that until we'd been dating for months. He truly did not know any better. He didn't even clean himself right there was a shit in the chamber, like 3 inches in. How do you not feel that or think that's going to be fine when you're asking someone to put something in your asshole? Ugh.
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>>34504869
thats why it's not perfectly round, yes... but it wobbles because the fact it's not perfectly round paired with the gravitational pull from the sun and moon makes it wobble
anon pls...
if you have a marble that has a bulge but it's standing still then there's no wobbling, it only wobbles if you spin it
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Moid bodycount studies or foid astrology studies?
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>>34504873
>everyone dies so why are you so against me murdering you?
>Don't you have any idea how much I'll make at your estate sale? I already have buyers lined up!
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>>34504705
2D women are so cool...
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Women
How would you support your partner overcoming insecurity?
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>>34504879
The latter of course
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>>34504873
yeah but there's a difference between slow migration and adaptation to environment over hundreds of years and everyone belonging everywhere and nowhere at the same time since you can just go wherever whenever on the planet in a matter of a few hours, thats an insanely new situation in human history and it obviously will destabilize systems that have been established based on not having that option
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>>34504883
Women wouldn't date an insecure man in the first place
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>>34504805
Damn, ok, you still fucking your ex is actually an improvement all things considered. Hope you see some brighter shores.
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>>34504880
Your belief in magical god-given platonic lands where each ethnic group is designated to live is nonsensical, it doesn't exist. Humans ultimately come from the same place regardless.
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>>34504883
depends on what he is insecure about, like his looks or something else? either way i'd try to help the best i can, testing the waters with if a more upfront approach would be best or to go with a more subtle approach
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>>34504883
Lots of sex.
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>>34504883
Based on personal experience nothing I do will matter so, dunno.
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>>34504887
My gf does, lol
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>>34504886
Ultimately the biggest thorn in the side of astrology is just technology.
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I hate women
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>>34504883
Sucking him off
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>>34504889
No, fuck off with your suicide cult bullshit. Or better yet just kill yourself already so the damage you've done can be fixed and nobody has to suffer to hear you speak.
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>>34504894
ultimately the industrial revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race
but we'll adapt, we'll come up with new ways and systems, like we always do
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>>34504888
Thanks. I hope you were entertained by my descriptions of the kind of bullshit I get myself into.
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Loyal women don't exist anymore. Chad killed them all so he could have his harem.
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>>34504898
He can't get hard because he's crying about his dick not being big enough for you, what now?
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>>34504467
I've posted hair, eyes, and eyebrows before.
You're not getting my hands.
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>>34504903
shiiiiiit
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>>34504901
The poop bit was a bit painful to read, ngl
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>>34504902
>Chad killed them all so he could have his harem.
Damn right. You can watch, incel boi
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>>34504887
Well, therein lies a problem because then how would anyone learn to trust? Is everyone just lying to each other and themselves?
>>34504890
Anything is welcome, but I was primarily interested in infidelity / general dishonesty.
>>34504891
>>34504898
This one is really tricky. It can be an ego booster for sure. I think it kinda has to happen in a certain way depending on the issue. Like those things need to be touched upon but shown to be really safe in a consistent way.
>>34504892
Well, they have to want it, too. However, I would like that to be a given in this case.
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I wish femanons actually liked fat and balding guys
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>>34504899
Timmy is mad we fucking his women lol
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>>34504911
u ignore me every time i reply to u dude
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Is it possible to force having a crush? It's been like 15 years since my first and only crush. I miss that feeling.
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wish there were women that actually loved fat and balding men instead of pretending to...
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>>34504911
You could feed like 5 north korean families with your fat ass
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>>34504916
no
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>>34504916
Yeah, just some light hypnotism
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>>34504914
He's a spammer with BPD
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>>34504914
You’re already taken
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>be single guy
>have single girl coworker
>friendly but not into her
>get unreasonably jealous when other people talk to her

I should probably kill myself soon.
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>>34504924
what
since when?
with who?
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>>34504925
this the type of greed the bible warns about
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>>34504925
Even other women?
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>>34504900
I think being a technophobe to cope with astrology is a losing strategy quite frankly
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>>34504929
I don't have any skin in the game when it comes to astrology, I just enjoy knowing about stuff that has been around for a while and has caught humans attention since forever, my grievance with technological advancement is mainly the acceleration of the pace of everything
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>>34504899
>suicide cult bullshit.
You honestly are hopelessly retarded if this is all you could glean from my post. If you think you can counter mass immigration by clinging to fairy tails like "we wuz in hyperborea since 20,000 years ago and shiet" then I don't know what to tell you.
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I gotta say that I do sympathize with the og luddites and the Ned thing was kind of funny.
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>>34504902
We are loyal to our harem.
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>>34504936
The loyal ones are all dead when they refused to sleep with their conquerors
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>>34504883
Why would I want insecure partner
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>>34504937
What? Can you write non-incel
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>>34504936
You're loyal to your "sister wives?"
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>>34504938
You don’t, that’s why you’re helping them
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At the end of the day, both foids and moids are FUCKING CRINGE
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>>34504898
sometimes i think my life would be better with some anxiety-support blowjobs
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>>34504939
Not until a woman fucks me, no
The sex comes first
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>>34504942
this type of male is basically extinct now
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>>34504942
humans are cringe af by default
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>>34504941
Nta
How are you supposed to help someone with something they can only do in their own mind though? All the reassurance in the world means nothing because you're so caught up in your version of reality.
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>>34504946
They're bringing in more of them.
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>>34504946
Fr. I'd never do that.
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>>34504948
Being present, it’s basically “would you leave your wife if she had cancer” question but women
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>>34504926
I claim this femanon in the name of spain!
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>>34504953
thats a fat and balding man you idiot moid
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>>34504954
How do you know?
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>>34504954
no actually im the one getting ignored by said fat and balding anon
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>>34504952
Would you start a relationship with a woman if she told you she had cancer that might kill her within the next 3 years on the third date?
Discovering an insecurity after I've been committed to the guy for 6 months is different than knowingly entering a relationship with a guy you know has issues.
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Wow! Said anon. I should blow my head off!
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>>34504940
Loyal to the relationship.
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>>34504959
Are you the Chad in this situation?
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this the type of vibe I'm looking for in a man
https://youtube.com/shorts/LmdmxQZpgLY
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gender
Scylla or Charybdis
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>>34504957
If I found out after we’re together, I’m not leaving her for it
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>>34504962
M
Charybdis
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>>34504960
No
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>>34504963
Can you answer the question I actually asked?
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>>34504962
M
Scylla
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>>34504962
F
both
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>>34504424
As a dude, am I really expected to constantly try and meet new people

I already have a hard time maintaining my very few, if any, friends I have
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>>34504967
No, because it’s a completely different scenario to the original question
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>>34504962
F
Charybdis
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Why are women like this?
https://m.youtube.com/watch/G6_rMpq0HHk
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>>34504970
no you aren't, unless you want to impress some little influencer whore but if thats your goal, thats your own fault really
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>>34504969
Slut!
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>>34504961
I looked like this when I was homeless
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>>34504962
F
Which one has more tentacles?
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>>34504974
NTA
Hey, my girlfriend is an influencer.
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>>34504971
Do you mean
>I don't want to say that I wouldn't enter a relationship with a woman who has cancer because it hurts my argument
?
Choosing to date someone who is insecure enough that it will make them accuse me of shit, say nasty things, or start fights about bullshit that didn't even actually happen is like choosing to date an active drug addict. They might fix it, or they could ruin your life.
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>>34504976
I said nothing about the look you dumb coomer, although he certainly is cute
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>>34504980
Wtf. I'm not gay how am I a coomer
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>>34504978
that tells me everything I need to know about you
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>>34504978
That's right, she was under influence yesterday
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>>34504979
No, I mean you’re trying to direct the conversation towards an irrelevant angle because you refuse to engage with the original question
Your question is valid, it’s just irrelevant to the conversation at hand
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>>34504982
because to you everything's just about how someone's body looks, you disgust me deeply
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>>34504986
I have eyes and noticed how he looked. You need to stop taking shit so personally you dumb alpine farthuffer
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>>34504424
Girl I kind of like is asking me when I'm free next (I get a vibe she wants to catch up with another person as a group thing) what should I say?
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>>34504987
you only noticed that, which is very telling
pls never talk to me ever again
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You and me, babe
How about it?
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>>34504985
She already answered your question by doing that misdirection, her answer is that she’d break up and divorce her partner no matter how long they’ve been together the moment he shows sign of weakness
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>>34504970
Nope, as much as you want
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Moids, what do you want a woman to do with her hand while sucking you off? I mean I know one hand needs to be used on dick and/or balls. But what about the other hand? should I scratch his belly or touch his ass or what?
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>>34504994
fold some clothes
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>>34504994
Rub herself
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>>34504994
>mean I know one hand needs to be used on dick and/or ball
No hands, please and thank you
Or as the other anon said, rub yourself
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>>34504985
>refuse to engage
I've answered it though. You're not willing to accept an answer based on personal experience you want me to imagine an insecure man I can tolerate and I don't have any frame of reference for that. They always make it my problem and my fault somehow. I can't imagine a scenario where it goes any other way and you've done basically nothing to describe what this hypothetical insecure man you're talking about or his behavior like I'm working with nothing here.
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>>34504994
Play piano
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>>34504983
Who did I vote for in the U.S election?
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>>34504994
feel up or place it on my tummy or thigh
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>>34504998
It’s okay, the other anon made it clear to
Me.
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I wish I didn't have anxiety as a man
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>>34504987
>You need to stop taking shit so personally you dumb alpine farthuffer
Being offended is kind of her thing
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>>34504962
Neither, I'm good enough to go between.
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>>34505000
Jo Jorgensen in theory but actually you were too lazy to go voting
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>>34505002
>gives up
Ok? I guess you confused yourself at this point.
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>>34504997
This.
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>>34504989
I didn't give enough of a fuck about your stupid ass video to notice anything else
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>>34505003
When a man has anxiety he either has a biological issue or it’s a learned manipulation tactic, go get checked out
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>>34504994
Just put in on my thigh, or my asscheek if I'm standing up
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>>34505004
nowhere in that exchange was I offended, just disgusted
do you need one of those emotions wheels to be able to learn how to place emotions correctly?
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>>34504995
>>34504999
It's a serious question
>>34504996
>>34504997
The point of having sex is not having to masturbate
>>34505001
What about your ass though
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>>34505010
>either has a biological issue
anxiety is a biological issue
>or it’s a learned manipulation tactic,
insane thing to type out
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>>34505012
She mad
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>>34505013
If we’re not trying for a baby, then it’s about pleasure, so rub your clit and stop complaining, you’ll get to relax when it’s “my turn”
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>>34505013
>What about your ass though
acceptable
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>>34505015
calm down
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>>34505014
It’s true
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Women,
would you date a man convicted of rape years ago but has now changed?
Men,
would you date a woman who had been raped years ago but has now overcome it?
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>>34505019
>It’s true
It's some insane internet rhetoric you're spouting, like an excuse to demonize people without feeling like its "punching down"
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>>34505020
>would you date a woman who had been raped years ago but has now overcome it?
I did, but unknowingly. She told me when we broke up
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>>34505018
Breaking out the charts and everything
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>>34505020
M
Yeah if I liked her enough
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Come and hear…
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>>34505023
While not inherently malicious, I do think it was wrong of her to not tell you from the beginning.
Was that why you two broke up?
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>>34505024
just trying to help educate the autistics that are struggling with identifying emotions :)
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>>34505020
I really hate any poster that is this fascinated or obsessed with rape
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>>34505028
Learned it from dealing with your kids?
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>>34505029
Is it a touchy subject for you? Were you raped?
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>>34505022
It’s not, men with anxiety always refuse practical advices like go work out and get more sun because they either refuse to believe that it’s a biological issue, or again, learned manipulation tactic
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>>34505027
>Was that why you two broke up?
no
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>>34505031
learned from working with autistic kids, yes
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>>34505012
>IMG_
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>>34504997
>The point of having sex is not having to masturbate
Thats fine and dandy then, but please take the rest of my post into consideration as well
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>>34505012
I meant offend in the more archaic sense.
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>>34505012
Too many words
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Women, if you went on a date with a guy who had a pimple on the penis, would it butter you if it wasn’t an STD?
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>>34505020
>Men,
>would you date a woman who had been raped years ago but has now overcome it?
Yeah.
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>>34505033
You are an insane person for sure.
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Always a breast, never a boobily
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>>34505035
If this is how you treat us I feel real bad for your kids
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>>34505042
It's important to realize that when women say men, they're usually referring to their exes or dad.

It may sound abstract, but it's not
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lol, why are you all malding this hard?
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>>34505020
>would you date a woman who had been raped years ago but has now overcome it?
Yeah.
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>>34505048
Say “I am conscious”
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I wore a white shirt and instantly spilled coffee on myself
mosquitoes also keep biting me, this walk is a disaster
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>>34505006
Babe, she wasn't even in the last election!
Props for trying, though. Most would just say something snarky.
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>>34505051
how's the poison ivy rash?
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>>34505032
Hello again
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>>34505052
well, you didn't specify which election and I figured you haven't actually cared about politics enough to go vote in a while
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>>34505053
I don’t think I’ve ever had those in my life
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>>34505054
who r u
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>>34505056
>you didn't specify which election
You should've said George Washington then
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>>34505059
nah, I figured you used to think elections matter before you switched back to fluctuating between not giving a fuck and being annoyed by it and you're not THAT old
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Even the niggas I'm supposed to be locked in with 4 L think I'm a loser. Really who's gonna miss me.
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>>34504962
>Charybdis
M
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=geljAJXEq84
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>>34505061
They think that because they locked in, niggas who don’t care won’t care to call you out
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>>34505040
Not really. Some people just get clogged pores. What would really bother me is the urge not to pop it.
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How do I get one of those borderline obsessive male partners who'll never leave me alone?
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>>34505061
Doesn't mean they don't love you, homie.
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>>34505067
be someone worth obsessing over
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>>34505069
thanks, i'll go find a cure for cancer while im at it
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>>34505067
You don't want one. I don't date specifically because I don't ever want to do that to a woman again
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>>34505067
They'll change their mind in 6 months to a year those ones are mentally ill unfortunately. They're delusional.
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>>34505072
I was obsessed for 5 years, but definitely mentally ill
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>>34505072
no mentally-well man will be with me, i am okay with dealing with some mental illness in a guy
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>>34505067
Pursue the obviously uptight ones or the ones who are clearly fake
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I think I hate white shirts, I’m too clumsy for them
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>>34505067
Find a loser who gets no female attention and will latch onto the first bitch to give him a second look
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>>34505078
I like women who wear white t shirts
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>>34505070
all it takes is being pretty enough and pair that with having some semblance of a personality that isn't purely obnoxious and moids will kill themselves to get a moment with you
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>>34505082
god you guys really have no clue how high male standards really are
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>>34505066
Why would you pop a pimple? That’s a recepe for an infection. That’s like the equivalent of him inserting a melting popcycle in your vagina.
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>>34505026
Bastard, come and see.
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>>34505083
men are insanely easy, idk why you think they aren't
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>>34505086
they are insanely easy COMPARED to women
but they are not insanely easy or easy at all in general.
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>>34505083
You just aren't going after the right ones.
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>>34504994
I like holding her hand... Yeah, I know I'm a sap.
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>>34505084
Didn't say I would. Just that I would want to.
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>>34505087
yes they are, they even put up with very obnoxious personalities if you can make up for it with good enough looks, so if you pair a fairly good look with a fairly good personality, you will basically be moid catnip
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>>34505092
You are one crabby gal
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>>34505092
retard
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>>34505090
>I like holding her hand
Shit, that's lewd
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>>34505067
Date jeets, they'll be as creepy as you want
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>>34504507
I like the anti-gravity woman
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>>34505083
What you're saying in reality is you don't want the guys that'd want you
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>>34505104
the only guy who has ever 'wanted' me was strictly online and he only felt that way due to his mental illness and extreme isolation
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Where are the bpd males
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>>34505107
busy getting banned
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>>34505110
Oh that’s the one you reply to
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>>34505112
?
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>>34505113
Basically this
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>>34505107
Causing chaos >:]
Jk I'm at work
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>>34505114
me on the right.
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>>34505116
you are fruit
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>>34505117
You moving a bit fruity bruv not gonna lie
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>>34505119
Bro just needs a not-terrible haircut, and less unc clothes
>working in the fields
Can we at least have sunglasses, the sun hurts my eyes
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>>34505119
you made that comment, didn't you?
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>>34505126
he smells kinda brown ngl, especially the projecting and foid grapist parts
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You are soooo dumb and I hate you!!!
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>>34505126
Whoever made this is a fucking moron. Coolant doesn't run to the exhaust manifold. If you're leaking coolant near a cracked exhaust, it's probably because you cracked the head too.
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>>34505129
rip Anon
What he do?
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>>34505130
Yeah I cracked some head haha
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>>34505130
shut up tranny
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my vpn
(my vpn)
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>>34505133
There's transmission issues too?
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My ex confronted me at work today. FIshed for my physical attraction to her. I didn't even think, I automatically deadpanned zero interest in her expressedly exposed skin. I think it broke her, it was the first time I've ever seen the look of hurt in her, she shut down in a way I never saw before, even through all those fights we had.

What happens now?
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>>34505136
you have been demoted to male due to your overall behavior
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>>34504567
I didn't make it through 6 seconds into that clip.

Here is a song for astrofags:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=iXCwprdjm8M
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>>34505130
>Whoever made this is a fucking moron
Did you really expect a brony to understand how cars work
(they got Rarity's VA to read this meme lel)
>>34505137
>deadpanned zero interest in her expressedly exposed skin. I think it broke her
Bro thinks he's the main character
>>34504567
I'm not mentally ill enough to believe in astrology
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>>34505145
>I'm not mentally ill enough
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>>34505145
>brony
NTA. But speaking of, apparently Kat Dennings husband is a brony.
Confidence is a fucking superpower.
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>>34505137
You continue to ignore your retarded bitch ex?
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ur gonna get banned for posting that
i got a week ban once for posting the rainbow one on /tv/ even tho it fit the thread theme
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>>34505139
Do I at least get a penis?
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>>34505149
>Kat Dennings husband is a brony
Based if true
>>34505148
Touche
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>>34505129
Good morning to you too Anon.
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>>34505152
Is it really a week long for that
Seems excessive
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>>34505153
no
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>>34505020
>would you date a woman who had been raped years ago but has now overcome it?
Yes.
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>>34505149
Just looked it up, didn't realise she married Andrew WK
IT'S TIME TO PARTY HARD
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>>34505020
>would you date a woman who had been raped years ago but has now overcome it?
Yes, I have done
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>>34505149
Calling Andrew W.K. "Kat Dennings's husband" is crazy work. He deserves those Jewish mommy milkers.
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>>34504994
>Moids, what do you want a woman to do with her hand while sucking you off?
Play with herself.
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>>34505020
M
Yes, she told me about it and I would have wanted to continue the relationship, but other factors made it difficult for her.
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>>34505119
Is this that hell on earth artist fella
>>
I bought some more sleeveless shirts and a sun hoodie
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>>34504961
A man with the vibe of a youtube link I'm never going to open?
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>>34504961
As a guy I gotta admit this is dope as hell
I doubt such guys post here kek
>>34505168
Based clothing enjoyer
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>>34504658
What?
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Fit bros how do I get bigger arms.
I don't need them to be massive, I just want them to be bigger.
Is the strategy really just chin ups (or bicep curl), some sort of tricep movement and shoulders?
I'm already lean, I just don't have the mass
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>>34505164
Shame he stopped putting out music tho, maybe he just got tired of the Andrew WK persona and is enjoying those milkers, still hoping for another album someday...
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>>34505149
>Andrew WK is a brony
Yeah, that tracks
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>>34505180
If you're a noob? Heavy compounds.
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>>34505167
Yeah
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>>34505180
Just pick exercises for your bis/tris/rear side front delt and keep your reps in the 7-10 range. Eat and sleep. There's not much to it.
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>>34505190
Those are f-females?
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>>34505190
>Mosley enjoyer
>dates a dude who wears a skirt

???
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>>34505190
Jesus christ why am I always so drawn to chudette depictions. She stirs something deep and instinctual within me.
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>>34505196
Those are both insanely ugly because of the artstyle.
It's repulsive.
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>>34505196
The ovum has fallen, billions (of sperm) must swim!
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>>34505197
Thats part of the charm desu, theres a grotesqueness to it
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>>34505196
How does she wear two sets of glasses
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>>34505200
There are sunglasses that are intended to be worn over/stacked on top your normal glasses simply because they are fucking huge,
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>>34505200
What do you mean how? Just like pictured.
What I want to know is where did she find a pair of pince-nez in current year?
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>>34505203
>pince-nez
nta but fucking thank you, I've been wondering what those style of glasses are called for the longest time
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>>34505193
Yeah, he adds some personality to them
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>>34505203
>where did she find a pair of pince-nez in current year?
etsy
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>>34505180
You have three parts to the biceps. Long head, short head, and brachialis. If you're just looking for big arms, focus on exercises that TARGET your biceps and triceps. Chin-ups are good if you can do them, but I much prefer incline dumbbell for biceps and skullcrushers for triceps. Also, they're smaller muscle groups, so you should try to train them 2 - 4 times a week.
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>>34505205
>I've been wondering what those style of glasses are called for the longest time
What causes this?
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>>34505206
Dude really does have incredible character design, there's just so much range
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>>34505199
No, fuck off.
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>>34505212
They all look like cliched slop to me. Just in different colors and shapes.
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Giving myself a challenge
Instead of trying to hide my weight by dressing in baggy clothes and draping over heavy shirts to only end up looking like a fatass anyway, I'm just going to "dress fat"
Walked my dog just wearing a t-shirt and a pair of jeans, looked fat while doing it, but y'know, who am I kidding anyway, I am fat.
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>>34505210
>You have three parts to the biceps. Long head, short head, and brachialis
Irrelevant information to look smart, hair answer his question instead of jerking yourself off.
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>>34505220
Wear a polo and tuck it in so you have a bulging belly
Or lose some fucking weight
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>>34505222
shut up bitch
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>>34505224
I'm right
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>>34505225
sure, in a very white liberal women way.
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>>34505210
>>34505191
>keep your reps in the 7-10 range
>should try to train them 2 - 4 times a week.
actionable advice, thank you
>>34505189
Ty
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>>34505227
If I wanted to be woke I'd tell him he's healthy at every size
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>>34505229
Nah, you're just stating the obvious and waiting to get applauded.
nigga knows he has to lose weight, the fuck do you think he's doing.
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>>34505227
>>34505224
>>34505221
>>34505215
Somebody's grumpy
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>>34505220
Just get one of those compression tanks that helps tuck in the loose fat, its like a pushup bra for the body
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>>34505221
Sorry, meant to point out that a lot of biceps exercises only target just two of the heads at a time. Like hammer curls hit the long head and brachialis, while preacher curls hit the short head. And then the whole argument about grip position. I think there was a study I saw that saw no real difference between supinated and prorated grip except for forearm development.
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>>34505211
autism
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>>34505233
It's not that fucking deep man. Lift heavy shit, eat a lot, sleep good. No need to overcomplicate. Downies can do this shit exercise is one of the easiest things ever.
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>>34505230
Not losing weight and trying to find copes to live as a fatass instead obviously
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>>34505220
based, embrace fatmaxxing
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>>34505238
Now that is a very white liberal woman comeback.
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>>34505220
F or M?
how fat are you?
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>>34505241
I'm a niggaman
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>>34505236
Yeah, bro science is probably the way to go for most people. Just pick up heavy shit and put it down. Nowadays you have people complaining about their genetics when bodybuilders of yesteryear all looked emaciated before they started lifting, and they weren't worried about RPE and other nerd shit.
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>>34505243
not spiritually, you're a race traitor.
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>>34505193
Indeed
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>>34505245
I'm a niggaman in spirit
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Any advice on coping with being unattractive? I never had a girl ask me out
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>>34505247
larp, which is also a very white liberal woman thing to do
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>>34505249
And yous a nigga too
At the end of the day we in the same hood
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>>34505248
Shut up and quit whining because you can't change it. Either date uglies you have a chance with or don't date at all.
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>>34505252
I'm whining? I'm literally asking for advice on how to cope with it. Telling me to shut up isn't advice, retarded dumbfuck
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>>34505219
And what is your favorite slop?
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>>34505253
Let's be real you don't want advice you know what the situation is. You can either be ugly and annoying or just ugly.
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>>34505125
What makes you say that?
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>>34505248
There's no advice. You just get old one day and stop caring about everything you missed out on.
>>
And suddenly I felt very small again
>>
it is 4 am
>>
Do y’all be boyaling y’all noodles or nah?
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>>34505258
Literally me
>>
Women. Does it spread more on its own when you bend down?
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As an merican, it feels like nobody truly gives a shit anymore, nothing will change, we can't change anything all we can do is survive as long as we can until we're either disappeared, fired, locked up or dead. This, is the only thing keeping me going now, I have ot survive long enough to play this game
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>>34505130
women knowing what the fuck they're talking about in regards to cars is hot
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>>34505261
Too many men around?
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>>34505258
because you're very proud of yourself
>>
How am I supposed not to be anxious about my boobs size?
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>>34505275
why are you anxious about them? petite can be good too
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>>34505275
you date a girl with big boobs.
>>
artfag bf x breadwinner gf
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>>34505275
size literally doesn't matter, there's a moid for every size, what does matter is firmness, shape and nipples, you can be anxious about that
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>>34505277
But not as good as big, full, round boobs
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>>34505275
>>34505281
Small boobs aren't bad, just neutral
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>>34504467
i don't know if mine are the right kind... but here
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>>34505287
perfect
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>>34505287
would
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>>34505119
>>34505190
That foid took it as a compliment, btw
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>>34505287
your hand looks strikingly similar to this other anon's hand i have saved
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>>34505294
i wish i had more hair like that
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Where the foid hands at, tho?
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>>34505297
mine look like dude's hands
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>>34505298
Get some meat on your bones then.
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>>34505295
also perfect
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>>34505299
that'll just lead to them looking like fat dude's hands
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>>34505301
it's the other way around, fat dude hands look like woman hands.
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>>34505300
>>34505290
>>34505292
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>>34505302
the word youre thinking of is androgynous
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>>34505305
nah
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>>34505306
dont 'nah' me, im right
post hands now
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>>34505307
nah
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>>34505308
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>>34505311
my hands are fat, dry and I got mosquito bites.
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>>34505303
wow 6 am u are up late anon
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>>34505314
i couldn't sleep since i'm an incel chud it's normal for me
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>>34505313
i love hands of all shapes and appearances, lemme see
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>>34505316
nah, you got enough from the other guys.
Just google fat hands if you must know what they look like.
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>>34505317
what do you have to lose? youre already here chatting w me
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>>34505319
I'd have a pic of my hands floating around on the internet, and I'd rather not have that.
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>>34505320
but whats so wrong with that? its not like it can be tied back to you
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Is posting hands online borderline cheating if you have a boyfriend/girlfriend? How would you react if your partner admitted that during your relationship they posted their hands here to satisfy some random /atoga/ anon's requests?
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>>34505321
you never know, information is accumulative.
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>>34505275
Boob size is of very mild influence. There's rapidly diminishing returns from bigger boobs. If your boobs are big enough to fill a hand, they're perfect, and bigger boobs won't be any better. If your boobs are smaller than that then that's not ideal but it's still barely important. Big boobs are more flattering if you're overweight and they're eye catching if you wear something booby, but that's all. I think women mistake this "oh shit she's got big boobs" effect for something deeper than it actually is.

Boob shape and position has a lot more impact on your overall look.
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>>34505323
are you this paranoid about everything in ur life anon? /lh
>>34505322
certainly not
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>>34505325
Everything online, yes.
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>>34505324
Yeah, boobs aren't a penis. They are mostly for aesthetics, not practical use.
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>>34505322
M
I'd see it the same as posting any part of your body online for the titillation of strangers.
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>>34505327
Penises are very similar in that there's rapidly diminishing returns and the real benefit of having a large penis is bragging rights (both for you and the person you fucked) and for pleasing fetishests.
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Britain stole everything from India
>>
Despite all of this activity, femanons still won't post their fingers and nails.
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>>34505331
i wish i had nice nails, chronic nail biting habits will leave u with some not so pretty nails
>>34505326
fair enough : [ i respect your boundaries
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>>34505330
Bullshit
Britain stole everything from Africa and invested it in India but Indians are fucking retards and are poor anyway
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>>34505329
Yeah, but no dick is bad, while no boobs is more of a neutral value.
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>>34505331
Maybe because most of them have boyfriends
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>>34505332
If I was better looking, I'd be a slut about it, lol
I'd be like one of those valorant e-boys.
>>
Gender
Which side would you root for?
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>>34505336
Then the hands of their boyfriends should suffice, they don't need to see other men's hands on /atoga/
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Girls, make your frontal and rearward parts jiggle for us
>>
I went outside today.
I saw a group of police officers. They were all walking bow legged. Even the lady one.
Do you think it all the equipment they're carrying in their belt is weighing them down? Or the responsibility on their shoulders?
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>>34505352
Bri'ish police?
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>>34505322
Thinking about this for half a minute, I don't think it's worse than writing smut. I wouldn't keep my gf from writing smut if she wanted to.
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>>34505303
That's not my hand, but it could be.
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>>34505270
Things have changed very quickly in the last decade or so. I don't see it slowing down yet.
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>>34505353
Elsewhere in eurostan.
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>>34505359
It's just in the genes, innit
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>>34505322
People will disagree but I think showing off your body does not necessarily have anything to do with cheating. I would not even care if my partner wanted to post his whole body online, only if he wanted to show off specifically to people he realistically can flirt and do things with.

People's opinions vary over how much say you have over what your partner does with their body. Where I live it is socially unremarkable to be fine with your partner going to a nude sauna. The idea that posting a picture of your hand online would then be infidelity is... odd.
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>>34504457
Yea
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>>34504490
>I hate being brown how expensive it would be to bleach my skin?
Why are you a self hating racist
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>>34505365
that's because you're a girl, and having a guy that all the girls want really is just part of like the draw of a hot guy, I mean incel rhetoric sure, but there are studies done on this shit, women want the guy that other women also want.

It's a different case when a woman does it, it's basically playing chicken with the husband "look, I'm being a slut, if you're not man enough to stop me, I'll cheat"
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>>34504507
Not that strong. Wish I had that type of equipment. She's an influencer and possibly a nepotist
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>>34505365
So what makes /atoga/ and OnlyFans fundamentally different?
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>>34504582
Naw. I just procrastinate too much
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>>34505369
>and possibly a nepotist
What does that have to do with anything? She inherited her strength? No, she worked damn hard on those impressive skills.
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>>34505368
I'm not saying that you are wrong in general and it does seem more common for men to feel personally slighted/wronged if their partner shows off. But I don't personally relate to it or recognize it from my life. Maybe that is just a matter of the exception to the rule though, I don't know about that.
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Should I do it?
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>>34505373
People posting here are anonymous, the pictures are not linked to any face or even online identity. What's more I think by far most OF accounts that are successful rely very much on the illusion of proximity, real flirtation and maybe a shot at real sex. You can at least feel like you are chatting with this person and getting personal content. You can seek them out online the way you can any real life acquaintance.

For the record I would also still understand if someone does not care about OF as long as there is never physical intimacy. But I do think it is a lot further down the spectrum compared to anonymous pictures of bodyparts.
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>>34504606
That's retarded
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women fear me, men want me
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>>34505377
It's because of dating dynamics, the chaser and the chasee.
If you've been chased, and started dating, the chase is over, if you then still post your body online, it's saying "the chase actually isn't over"
if you're the chaser, and you post your body online, it's basically saying, I'm popular and this is the one I chose.
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>>34504673
He has ocd
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>>34504747
>State gender
>How are you spending this upcoming summer break?
Waging sadly
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>>34505385
I pursued my partner hard though, not the other way around. Again that's what I mean, I get what you're saying and it would not surprise me if it does apply to a lot of people. But even if it is a very valid explanation it will never apply to every single case.
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>>34505389
okay
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>>34504832
>What causes WMAF couples to do this?
I think one of them was cheating/cucking the other and or the media is lying and they were murdered by a serial killer
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>>34504747
>summer break
Isn't this for schoolchildren and students?
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>>34504988
She's using you, don't do it
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>>34505394
probably the woman, the men in WMAF dynamics always seem to have very misogynistic views about asian woman, and the go berserk when they realize that woman are woman no matter the race.
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The Americans put the month before the day Anon. Yes, they are very backwards people.
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>>34505398
college :P
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>>34505067
>How do I get one of those borderline obsessive male partners who'll never leave me alone?
Not possible, they eventually get over the high and want to obsess with someone new or previous obsession. Many such cases
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>>34505137
I don't think she cares
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>>34505400
I'm gonna go with my answer. There's a several serial killers in Texas unironically!
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Bros, they started selling tenders again in my country, and I've been getting it ever since.
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>>34505415
No such thing in Texas. Nice propaganda lib
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>>34505067
You don't actually want this, but anyway... Go for guys that are way too early with saying big things (I love you, I want to marry/have kids together, wanting you to meet their family right away). He has an opinion about everything to do with you and strong feelings even about minor stuff like how you like to dress or how people nickname you. He romanticizes love that transcends everything, including depictions of unrequited lifelong love. He is superfluous with doting texts, compliments etc. He is jealousy of any guy being close to you, doesn't matter the history, he could be a family friend thirty years older and still be seen as competition. He loves telling you stuff like "you're mine", "if you ever left me my life would be over", "there is a before and after meeting you", "I like every single thing about you", "it's meant to be" etc. If you have hobbies that exclude him (e.g. going to the spa with girlfriends) he will either want to insert himself or get you to quit doing that. He will want you to text him what you're doing etc or always have your location on because otherwise he worries you're not safe. He is always "marking" you as his, e.g. having to hold your hand or have an arm around you when you walk around in public, gifting you a ring to show you as his early and all that.
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>>34505404
>Fourth of July
What, no they don't?
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>>34505425
9/11
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>>34505426
2001/9/11
Most significant digits first. Seems very ordered and reasonable to me. That's how I do it too.
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>>34505429
*kisses your hand*
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>>34505430
wtf?
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>>34505423
anon i really dont think you register how lonely some people are
most of that sounds really nice, and maybe it just sounds that way and in reality its awful but i'd still love to experience such a strong bond like that, worse case scenario you have to get a restraining order
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>>34504424
As a guy, is it weird I would rather just make out/kiss or even hold hands rather than eat pussy?

It used to be mostly what I jerked to in porn as a teen but when I finally experienced eating pussy I didn't really like doing it lol
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>>34505433
Nah honestly I do get it somewhat. I would've felt the same way when I was younger and lonely.

The thing is that it is a really classic mistake to see this kind of possessive behavior as saying something about how much he cares for you. It says something about how he views women, about how he views relationships, about his mental state and expectations. It does not say anything at all about you. He would act that way with any girl he dated.

And more importantly, yeah, I think a lot of people would sign up for this if it never escalated beyond that. But it does. If you stop seeing your male friends, it will only reassure him for a short while. Then he will need another sacrifice or to even more be everything and anything you care about to feel important enough again. A guy obsessive like this will never be okay with a partner who does not at least act equally obsessed.

Anyway though yeah I get why it can be easy to romanticize some of this. But the reality of it is not romantic.
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>>34505438
It is not uncommon or even remarkable to like the reality of something less than the fantasy. It happens the other way around too. Some things can be more fun to think about and some things more fun to do. It's all good.
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Why does the "not as x as I thought they were" trope evoke such strong reactions from women where it doesn't for men?
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>>34505444
women know their worth.
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>>34505444
I don't know what you mean, can you explain the trope more?
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>>34505394
>>34505400
My guess is the man was hemorrhaging money and snapped.

>>34505271
Thank you. Being complimented for my mechanical acumen is my second strongest love language.

>>34505266
>Does it spread more on its own when you bend down?
Nah, it kinda looks like a macaron tho.
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>>34505448
There's a lot of examples of this. Like, say, the bad boy who comes off as bad but was actually doing it for the girl. Or, the girl who comes off as being happy all the time but actually masking some severe history or depression. Or, the guy who is extremely sociable and charming but is a possessive and needy demon.

Normally girls have a much stronger reaction to this in that it's not the average shock of finding out who people "really" are, or finding out their assumptions were wrong (whether fictional or in real life), but they react in ways guys just wouldn't, as if they had some real, personal responsibility or investment in the way they first assumed
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Women, my gf has been asking me for where and when I was born, including what time. Like I obviously everything but the time, and I was like LOL why do you want to know this and she told me hers and said it's just for a fun little thing you can do with it. The weird thing is she has almost been oddly pushy about me finding this out, like she is pretending it's just a fun little thing but keeps bringing it up. I have to hunt down and look for my birth certificate I guess, or do you think my mom would just know if I ask her?
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>>34505459
its astrology bro
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Do people actually get mad playing “Monopoly„?
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Women would you date a man who hasn't taken a photo of himself in years?
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bet astrology girls fuck the best
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>>34505459
You can't trust your mom to know the time, but she's looking for your ascendant sign. Word to the wise, look it up before telling her.
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>>34505455
Ah right. I know what you mean now but I can't say I think guys do it less. They just focus on other things. Men don't care if a woman is not as social as she seemed, but men usually don't care as much about whether or not a woman is social for attraction in the first place.

Men care a LOT if they realize a woman seemed more innocent/demure/inexperienced than she turned out to be. Or if what they thought was natural beauty turns out to be make up/filters/angles. Or if she impressed him as feisty and adventurous sexually and then turns out to not actually be that way in bed.
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>>34505459
>>34505460
This, she wants to know your birth chart and she does not want to say it because men can have a really intense response to astrology.
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>>34505459
I had a friend that did this. Very lame stuff. Never gave in again when a girl asked me this. They can go you know and take that bull, you know with them.
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>>34505440
Im sure it’s my own retardation that’s partially to blame here, but I do also feel like it wouldn’t be that bad since I already match near perfectly for someone who would act like that, I have no male connections or friends in general, F or M, nor any social hobbies, and I’m not an assertive person at all either. I wouldn’t doubt I’d be open to feeling obsessive over what would be my first rl bf too.
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>>34505461
It can last for days, even if you substract the resting time.
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>>34505466
>because men can have a really intense response to astrology.
Men would probably be fine with it if they weren't aggressively stereotyped about things they have no idea about by astrology girls to be quite honest
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>>34505463
Some do. Depends how deep into they are. Some of them are starfishes.
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>>34505466
>men can have a really intense response to astrology.
Same as you for bodycount studies
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>>34505468
What you say is not baseless but I think most people get into a relationship hoping to grow together. If you have no male friends now and your bf values that verrrry much, you will run into issues if you then land your dream job which will have you working closely together with men all the time, so suddenly you do have male acquaintances. -Especially- if your bf by that time has grown used to being the only guy you even talk to.
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Astrology makes me as angry as religion. I know enough about it to be mad. It's made up. Not that I have a problem against made up things. It is just that there are people out there that think them to be real.
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>>34505466
DAMN RIGHT
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>>34505470
Not really true in my experience, a lot of guys just pride themselves on being "too scientific" to see the point in astrology, even if it's done for fun and not taken seriously.

I think a woman who felt really very serious about this stuff would never have described it as just a fun little thing. That sounds like an infatuated woman that wants to swoon while seeing what "the stars" have to say about this match.

>>34505472
??? I was just answering the question, it was not meant to be an attack or a suggestion that women never react intensely to something innocuous.
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Do you nap after big meals or do you resist the food coma
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>>34505464
>>34505466
But she already knows my sign, she knows my birthday.
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>>34505481
Y'know, not being able to google is a sign of low intelligence.
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>>34505466
Just like to the Flat Earth theory
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>>34505480
No nap, but I can definitely chill for hours afterwards
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>>34505481
>birth chart
Different, it gives the full picture and you need the combination of your date of birth and your time and place of birth for it.
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>>34505484
There's a big difference between enjoying reading up on it (especially when in love) and taking it very seriously though. Or would you also compare every guy who ever did a Myer-Briggs personality type test to a fanatic flat earther too? Not even talking about religion with so many people believing the Earth was created in six days - not really less retarded than flat earth theory. A lot of people believe wacky stuff. It matters more how strictly or loosely they treat their own beliefs imo.
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>>34504424
Thoughts?
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>autstrology
Pseudoscience foid bullshit!
The real men check their personalities through the colors of their MTG decks instead!
https://still-anchorage-15218.herokuapp.com/
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>>34505490
still the gayest personality test ever devised
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Ying yan
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>>34505471
No, depends on their sign and chart tnh.
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>>34505493
They have stds tbqh
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what astrological sign explains me being a sickly neet loser?
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>>34505479
No woman does it "just for fun" though.
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>>34505495
Virgo or Aquarius
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>>34505479
So you don't mind our bodycount studies talks?
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>>34505497
why do those two become sickly neet losers?
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>>34505496
Many women I have known throughout life had some level of interest in astrology. I have never met anyone that actually based life decisions on it. I'm sure they exist, but still.
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Women, what are your thoughts on my signs
Sun: Leo
Moon: Pisces
Rising (Ascendant): Aries
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>>34505491
I'm sorry you got the blue color.
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>>34505497
NTA, what explains me being a sickly neet looser while not being one of those signs?
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Women why are you such disappointments?
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>>34505498
I definitely will not have an "intense reaction" to them because I've been here for fifteen years, I know how most posters here feel about non-virgin women let alone promiscuous ones. Do I agree, no, does it make my heartrate spike, also no.
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>>34505500
Nobody is going to admit that astrology made them break up, but can you honestly say that all the content that pounded that she shouldn't date her boyfriend because their signs conflicted had no effect?
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>>34505505
>fifteen years
Where did you start?
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>>34505506
>all the content that she pounded that she shouldn't date her boyfriend
Again not a situation I have ever seen irl. If you are in love and see astrology confirms you are an amazing match then you are likely to keep reading. If astrology says that you are not a good match you are likely to go, well, astrology's bullshit anyway. That's how the human mind works.
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>>34505502
I'm sorry you get no attention
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>>34505495
>what astrological sign explains me being a sickly neet loser?
You're lazy and probably have some type of depression
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>>34505507
On /b/ like most people, for the memes and randomness. My friends and I were teenagers and at the time thought everything edgy and provocative was already half-way hilarious.
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>>34505499
They both tend towards being loners. Like the two autists of the zodiac.
Aquarius are very out there and like doing their own thing. They dress the way they want, act the way they want, and usually have weird interests. Some of the most genuine and authentic people you'll ever meet, but not someone you're likely to have a lot in common with.
Virgos, both men and women, are cautious in everything they do. They value structure, routine, and predictability, but that makes way for perfectionism and holding people to unrealistic expectations.
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>>34505503
Do you know your big 6?
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>>34505512
>They dress the way they want, act the way they want, and usually have weird interests. Some of the most genuine and authentic people you'll ever meet,
Sounds a little like Enneagram 4
>They value structure, routine, and predictability, but that makes way for perfectionism and holding people to unrealistic expectation
Sounds like Enneagram 1
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>>34505501
Emotional angry boy
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>>34505509
Wrong. I already got yours.
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>>34505508
I had a ex that kept bringing it up if we had sn argument or would use it to criticize me or something I was doing, or to justify herself. This is a massive ref flag for me now when dating.
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Good morning everyone
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>>34505513
NTA
The Big 5/OCEAN
So far, the most scientifically sound one
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>>34505517
I get you and it is a justified red flag. But realize people that do this simply do this. If it's not astrology then they will hide behind their childhood in explaining they can't help but behave XYZ. Or it will be the love languages thing. Or you have to understand she has XYZ expectations/triggers because of an abusive relationship in the past.

It is just a way to provide legitimacy to your feelings, limitations and expectations. While in a relationship 1) you would hope that you having the feelings/preferences/weak spots is enough for your partner to acknowledge those and 2) simply diagnosing yourself with being a flawed or damaged person does not absolve you of the responsibility to reflect on and question your own behavior. Even if just because every single person is flawed and has a backstory and a relationship is not therapy, your partner cannot just shelve their own history and needs in order to be and give everything you need.

Basically toxic behavior but the astrology is just a detail in there.
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>>34505522
It's also by far the most boring, uninsightful "personality test" ever devised.
What the fuck does "30% neuroticism" actually refer to, lmao.
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>>34505519
Good morning
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>>34505519
Good morning.
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>>34505465
That's just how everyone would do it if it's something they care about. What I'm talking about is more like why girls act react like they have some personal responsibility for the way they assumed at first when they realistically kinda don't. Does it have something to do with the fact they gossip more than men do?
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>>34505522
>extraversion is more feminine
Don't tell Entjee about that
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>>34505528
I think it is a combination of women priding themselves more on psychological insight (so it being more embarrassing/disorienting to be totally wrong) and speculating more in general. I don't think men spend as much time wondering what someone they don't know well is like, the way women do.

But secondly and maybe most importantly, women are always aware of how dangerous it can be to misjudge character and to think someone is more stable/trustworthy than they really are. I think this is part of why they speculate and care, they need to be in touch with their intuition to navigate potentially unsafe situations. Not just who not to date but also who to approach for help if someone bothers you, for example. I think even a fairly "innocent" way to be totally wrong about someone is disturbing for some for this reason, the whole idea of "ultimately you never know what goes on inside someone else" is easily quite sinister for them in a way it isn't for men.
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>>34505531
That actually makes a lot of sense. Thanks man
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>>34505531
>women are always aware of how dangerous it can be to misjudge character and to think someone is more stable/trustworthy than they really are
yet so many of them have a completely inverted sense of this
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>>34505367
because my brother (who is white) and a few other people made fun of me because of my skin color.
and just to be clear, I don't hate other brown people I just hate myself
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>>34505475
My problem with it is that it gives some people an excuse to make up a bunch of stuff about me based on completely arbitrary information, half of which could be somewhat true and half of which could be completely wrong. I can appreciate other types of personality analysis, but astrology from what I've seen simply doesn't explain the nuanced personalities of people at all. I can see why ancient societies would think so given their immense fascination with cycles and the patterns of the "wandering stars" above them but it makes more sense that what actually determines personality is a lot more closer to home than out there. The only thing that is interesting about astrology is its encouragement towards self reflection and understanding of one's own personality, but it's an archaic means of doing so. It's like trying to use alchemy to explain modern chemistry.
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How long will it take to gain 7 pounds?
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>>34505537
You're welcome! Sorry it took a while to understand but I get what you mean now.

>>34505538
Realizing your people skills/intuition are lacking IS a big motivation for many to try to ask others about their experiences, try to get their impressions confirmed etc.
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>>34505548
>Realizing your people skills/intuition are lacking IS a big motivation for many to try to ask others about their experiences, try to get their impressions confirmed etc.
Yeah that's a reasonable explanation actually.
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>>34505489
Why are incels so obsessed with these videos? They gave these people half a minute to rank themselves and they did so based on stuff like sense of humor and normie glazing like "noooo you're so attractive, i can't take your spot"
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Questions for astrology anon;
How do astrologists deal with the disconnect of pre-Copernican cosmology and modern cosmology?
What happens to astrology when people can live around other star systems with different constellations?
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>>34505475
>>34505545
It's basically Calvinism but somehow more retarded. Anything that says you're fucked because of arbitrary shit outside of your control is just defeatist and demoralizing. I guess at least astrology has the benefit of not saying that God created you for him to hate and torture forever.
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Sun: Libra
Moon: Sagittarius
Rising: Scorpio (I definitely do not agree with this one at all)

Judge me, anons
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>>34505550
To add to this, I have been friends with a few women that were regarded very conventionally attractive and I sat by her side while she was hit on a lot. It really opened my eyes to how much harder it is to tell real and fake apart when you are the target audience people work hard to impress. Even the douchiest guys would get soft eyes and an endearing smile talking to her, and would say very nice things they even quite obviously meant, too. I could see through it but it was also because nobody was trying to trick me to the same extent. Like watching from the audience vs watching from the side of the stage.

And it's a whole spectrum, women that are conventionally desirable get it worse, but women that are conventionally desirable AND palpably naïve/insecure/inexperienced have it the worst of all, both prizes and easy victims. It is no wonder that they have a hard/longer time developing the ability to tell real from fake in that position.
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The human body is a mystery to me
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>>34505196
they wear it better
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>>34505555
They still think Pluto is a planet senpai.
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>>34505561
I can see that being true, but on the other hand some of the men I've witnessed women in my life defend are so obviously fucked I can't get my head around it even if he's somehow "charming" in her eyes.
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>>34505287
dumbass
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>>34505568
Always better to steelman a position if you don't agree with it don't you think?
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>>34505571
A lot of people just struggle to look beyond their attraction, whether that is rooted in looks or in vibe/behavior. Their attractiveness makes them endearing to the person in a way that can be hard to tell apart from being endeared for better reasons (actual kindness). You see this to the extreme with celebrities people will defend regardless of what comes out. Sometimes unwillingness to admit how wrong they were is part of the motivation to be so stubborn. It is scary to admit to yourself you can be so wrong.
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>>34505125
It's a really shitty game to play.
>stop me or I cheat.
>if you stop me, you're controlling and I leave. How could you think I would cheat?
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What the fuck are you people talking about? I am confused.
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all i want in life is a relatiosnhip, why is it so hard to find one? i'm not even that picky
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>>34505608
you already posted this
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>>34505611
Most people prioritize good relationships over singlehood over bad relationships, and something about you suggests that a relationship with you will be bad
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>>34505546
Maybe a month
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>>34505613
how do you know something about me suggests it would be bad
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Foids literally tricked us today into discussing Astrology for the last 100+ posts.
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>>34505560
Crybaby with temper tantrums and muld need for autism chow
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>>34505612
I don't get it
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>>34505618
*mild
Srry, I boiled myself a lil too long.
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Oh yeah
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I'm like that hog whose horn grows inwarda and will eventually pierce my skull and kill me
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A woman with bushy armpit hair and pubic hair, big areolas, and belly fat
vulgar, and I like it.
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>>34505611
It’s hard to find someone you click with
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>>34504424
>Lose virginity to teacher
>I was 15, she was 32
>Went on for nearly a year before she cut me off
>Kept my mouth shut the whole time so she wouldn't get in trouble
>20 years later I'm happily married with kids now
>20 years later still think about her regularly and lately think about how it would have worked if I was my age rn back then

Wtf is wrong with me and why do I still have this deep longing for her despite being married.
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>>34505616
You're pursuing people below your league and they consider singlehood better. Is there something else going on?
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>>34505618
Damn, this lack of kindness might be coming from Scorpio hands. And I usually get along with Scorpios
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>>34505629
That's long term grooming effect. Go to therapy and realize that she used you. If it gets worse maybe let your wife tie you up and have her way with you.
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>>34505626
Nothing about that is vulgar. It was more vulgar to starve myself and rip my hair out.
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>>34504467
okay okay
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>>34505617
Any soggy boys in chat today? If yes state sign
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>>34505633
Nah, I'm Leo extra scorpio tho.
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>>34505628
i think so too, and the people i do click with seem to want nothing to do with me. maybe because i'm so eager to talk to them finally having someone i can talk to easily? idk. it's hellish
>>34505632
I'm not sure if this is true, i'm not even sure what my league is but i'm not exactly a prize either. i have major depressive disorder and probably getting more mentally unstable each month
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>>34505525
Boring, but practical. But lies can be more entertaining, I guess.
>What the fuck does "30% neuroticism
Z-score? 0 is the mean and deviations up or down show the level of expression of those traits relative to the mean.
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Sun: Gemini
Moon: Virgo
Rising: Capricorn

Witches, I need you wisdom
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>>34505639
What exactly are you implying with
>soggy
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>>34505638
>those veins
would
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I'm F
Sun: Taurus
Moon: Capricorn
Rising: Pisces
Does this mean anything?
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>>34505645
Oh this is mega autism. Like cnc or 3d printing, maybe trains or gundam if you're older.
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>>34505640
Do Leos just not like Libras?
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>>34505648
Ooh, you have or were supposed to have big titty energy.
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>>34505643
>Boring, but practical.
What's the goal, are we filing yearly financial reports, or trying to understand ourselves?
>Z-score? 0 is the mean and deviations up or down show the level of expression of those traits relative to the mean.
If you don't see the problem with your answer here you have no reason to study or care about "personality" at all.
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>>34505651
I do have big boobs.. how'd you know?!
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>>34505650
Our adhd's are just complete opposites.
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M
Sun: Cancer
Moon: Libra
Asc: Libra
I could use a little guidance. It's been going really good and rough at the same time.
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>>34505655
You're double horny. It's a meme on the animals.
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>>34505656
>Our
Ahh, you wish lol
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>>34505270
I’m an American and did feel that way, but I don’t anymore. The tyrants are so comically inept and obviously corrupt that they’ve managed to bolster my faith in my countrymen to work together this century and clean up the mess.
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>>34505281
I honestly prefer breasts like yours. A lot of men do.
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>>34505660
robert, this is pissing me off!
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>>34505649
I am autistic and I tried going to college to become an engineer, so that's right on the mark then
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I don’t know astrology but maybe I will consult my frens at work

F
Sun: Scorpio
Moon: Sagittarius
Rising: Scorpio

>>34505658
Greetings water fren
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>>34505658
You should invest in Kleenex. And maybe try to touch more grass, carefully and methodically. The vitamin D will be good for you.
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>>34505642
Are you getting help? Don’t let it get worse than it has to. I regret waiting so long to see a therapist
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>>34505461
Stupid people do. I played it with an ex and her mom once, and I won. My ex pulled me aside for a very serious conversation after two full days of sulking where she said that I was in the wrong for winning and should have let them win.
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>>34505666
Yeah you'll be good with your hands. You just need a femanon to reassure you a lot, probably a water or ground type with something pretty going on for ya.
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>>34505642
I have the same thing, but then you meet someone you’re actually on the same page with and it feels better
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>In a 4000 person survey, 54% of US males stated they'd had a "submissive" fantasy or that they'd be "highly interested" in situations where they'd be "totally obedient to being told what to do" sexually
some of u moids are lying
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>>34505667
Heya, fren. Hope your doing good in your pond.
>>34505668
Unironically good advice for me right now. I've been stuck in my head and could use a cry.
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>>34505678
I don't lie about being a switch
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M
Sun: Leo
Moon: Libra
Rising: Pisces
Let’s hear it.
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>>34505572
buddy the idea of true anonymity online has been totally dead since at least the early 2010s, some dude posting his hands is not gonna make a difference one way or the other
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alright, bed time.
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>>34505270
this kind of moron apathy is what enabled white supremacy to explode over the country and got trump elected 2 times
rethink your attitude about life, it affects other people and makes society worse
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Has your family ever seen you cry as hard as you can? Mine has
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>>34505682
Maybe that’s the same exceptional individual that keeps calling people bots itt
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>>34505270
Goku wouldn’t say something like this. Vegeta wouldn’t even say something like this.
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Women
Do I need to make you laugh for you to like me?
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>>34505687
yes, i was suicidal in 7th grade and my dad said some cruel shit to me, i was crying and went to my mom saying i wanted to die and i think i my dad was thinking about handing me his gun. if he did i would've killed myself right then and there
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>>34505693
The female creatures don't understand humor, they just laugh at everything a handsome guy says.
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>>34505687
Yeah. It was a few years ago. I was drinking with my dad and my sister, and I broke down crying about feeling like a black sheep and not knowing how to cope with having been abused and molested as a kid. I also threw up on the floor.
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>>34505670
i'm working on it but that's been a nightmare too. some therapists have made me feel worse honestly
>>34505677
i wish i could meet that someone
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>>34505700
people who say shit like this are the unfunniest most miserable people you'll ever meet and ironically are the ones that don't understand humor
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>>34505652
Career counseling, education, personal development, etc., but with superior statistical validity and practical predictive power compared to the other personality tests.
https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC4104167/
https://www.clearerthinking.org/post/how-accurate-are-popular-personality-test-frameworks-at-predicting-life-outcomes-a-detailed-investi
And unlike MBTI-like tests, which divide people into rigid categories, the Big 5 uses a percentage scale. Most people just fall somewhere in the middle on a trait, which more accurately reflects the true complexity of human character, so there's that.
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What makes someone a prime target for bullying? Why, even in a new space, do people single me out?
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>>34505715
What forms does the bullying take?
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>>34505713
Norm Macdonald wasn't funny? He was the one who said it.
>"Women are attracted to funny men, it is often said. This is not true. It only appears this way because women laugh at everything a very handsome man says. So this gives the very handsome men the idea that they are funny."
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>>34505715
signs of vulnerability
mental illness
isolated
no one ever goes after a protected person
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>>34505681
You're a good boy
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>>34505720
thats not the same you fucking retard
comedy is all about timing and set up, you botched both because you're retarded and unfunny and poorly regurgitate what actually funny people say
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we met through a guy friend, we had a threesome, then she dumped him for me. we were together for 1.5 years then we broke up.
we were apart for 1.5 years and we got back together.
she says she is polygamous. i am monogamous. we go to couples therapy and she said she is going to adapt to my monogamous lifestyle.
she said she would never cheat and would rather tell me if she got feelings for others before anything happens.
i think her saying she is polygamous and her behavior comes from childhood trauma and that's not who she really is. she did admit to having a lot of one-night-stands, etc. her friend group is kinda queer and open minded and her male gay friends that are in relationships still fuck other people. i kinda feel this is reflecting on her too.
her parents are divorced and i'm not sure she understands monogamy and what loyalty really is in my mind.
i also don't understand polygamy and i think it's just an excuse for whoring out
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>>34505725
Kek, you're the fucking retard. You got exposed hard here >>34505713 by saying that a professional comedian wasn't funny. Now you're seething.
I won. Bye.
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>>34505727
nta
Did Norm Macdonald ever refer to women as "female creatures"? Just wondering.
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>>34505727
>by saying that a professional comedian wasn't funny.
A lot of them aren't.
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>>34505727
>I won. Bye.
You must be 18 years old to post here btw
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>>34505726
>i also don't understand polygamy and i think it's just an excuse for whoring out
I agree. I think that the fact that she's willing to try and leave it behind for you shows that she also agrees on some level.
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>>34505727
>by saying that a professional comedian wasn't funny.
So Amy Schumer is just hilarious, right? You know, since she's a professional comedian.
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Rise and shine succubi.
What knowledge doeseth thou internet oracle hold for us today.
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I'm using Windows instead of MacOS for the first time in a month right now, and now my hands are doing all the wrong things. I'm hitting alt instead of ctrl and scrolling in the opposite direction I expected to.
No questions at this time.
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>>34505687
yes. showing your weaknesses ironically makes those ties stronger
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>>34505732
also note i didn't write polyamory (i think that's a whole other can of worms). it's mainly that when she was younger, from what we talked about, she was always indecisive and wanted open relationships of sorts.
i also think therapy is helping and she's been less distant than what she used to be like in our 1st relationship attempt.
she also had a bad experience with some dude that threatened to hit her or something. she doesn't really like or want to talk about it with me. that happened in the time we were apart - not in a relationship.
it does seem she is honestly trying and i am very hopeful. it just brought a lot of baggage and i'm having some trust issues still which i have to work on.
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>>34505546
i gained like ten and need to start doing crunches
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>>34505728
Why does that matter? This seething faggot thought he had a gotcha moment here >>34505713 then he backtracked immediately.
>it's not the same ;_; you fucking retard ;_; how dare you make me look stupid in front of my 4channel friends ;_;
Lmao. I won.
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>>34505737
>scrolling in the opposite direction I expected to
There should be a setting for this one at least.

As much as I hate macOS, windows has committed suicide and is practically unusable at this point.
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>>34505743
Okay so Amy Schumer is hilarious and talented because she's a professional comedian, right?
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Oh no, my prefrontal lobe :[
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If any women here look like this lmk
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>>34505744
Tim Apple got my ass. I love MacOS, and I apparently love a version of it that isn’t all that great.
>As much as I hate macOS, windows has committed suicide and is practically unusable at this point.
Yup. The main thing keeping me on Windows instead of Linux for the last five years was keeping up with new video game releases, but practically no AAA games come out anymore that seem worth playing to me.
I’ve used BSD and Debian-based distros on lower-end computers in the past, and I’m surprised to find that I like MacOS more than any of those.
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>>34504600
whoops wrong file
(I don't have pictures of 3DPD on my computer)
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>>34504712
see >>34505572
>>34505682
>just twist the knife in your leg bro
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>>34505671
Lel
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If you had a coffee shop would your wifi be password less or password protected?
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>>34505700
I really doubt women even have the ability to go to heaven let alone find something funny
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On that note I am always surprised when I enter an establishment and I don't have to wait two minutes before posting on 4chan.
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>>34505765
I would be one of those pretentious shops in Brooklyn where the wife is only usable on weekends
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>>34505766
Oh please
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>>34505768
Sounds fun
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>>34504600
If troons just stopped here and just said "yeah i know im a guy but i like living this way", they would have an incomparably better public image.
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>>34505770
The nametroon is back!
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>>34505546
Fat, muscle, or both?
Fat, you could do in a couple of weeks. Muscle you can do in a few months.

>>34505560
Were you born in 1996?

>>34505649
It's true. That double earth got homie moving like the heads at Easter Island.

>>34505658
>Sun: Cancer
Off the cuff, you are one of the worst people to ever exist. Male cancers are like Norman Bates.
>Libra moon and rising
If you aren't emotionally manipulating someone at this very moment, you are not living up to your full potential. You would make a used car salesman blush.

>>34505681
Gotta agree this gives border collie or malinois energy. I bet you have a praise kink.

>>34505734
Just because it's your profession, it doesn't make you a professional. That being said, Anthony Jeselnik wrote her some absolute bars at some of the roasts. That line to Steve-O was golden.

>>34504600
Would. Is that F1nn5ter?
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>>34505763
I had to poker face pretty hard through that one.
What's even funnier is that I probably would have lost if they didn't use the free parking spot as "win all the previously collected fines and fees" spot and let me win a shitload of money. They were both being really poor sports and a pain in the ass to play with before that, and then they got quiet and visibly annoyed after I won the pot.
Apple didn't fall far from the tree.
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Ohh italian radio
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>>34505776
>Would. Is that F1nn5ter
Yeah. But like all semi-passing crossdressers, he went absolutely off the deep end.
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>>34505775
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>>34505776
>Just because it's your profession, it doesn't make you a professional. That being said, Anthony Jeselnik wrote her some absolute bars at some of the roasts. That line to Steve-O was golden.
I'm just mocking the guy saying "YOU CAN'T CRITICIZE NORM MACDONALD HE WAS A PROFESSIONAL COMEDIAN" when I know damn well he fucking hates Amy Schumer and uses her as proof for why women aren't funny.
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>>34505783
Norm is lame. Nothing of value was lost with his death really. Or with any comedians death.
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I wish I had a boyfriend to have morning sex with
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men, what would convince you to go to couples therapy with your spouse if you were opposed to therapy as a whole from the beginning ?
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>>34505788
It's your own choice to be single
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>>34505765
I'd password protect it. I'd print the password on receipts and/or share it with anybody who asked for it.
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>>34505788
Keep dreaming princess. Because that is how you get a bf. Just stay put in your comfort zone and hope
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>>34505789
would rewarding with very hot sex after every time be positive reinforcement enough?
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>>34505791
I'm too ugly to date
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>>34505723
>>34505776
I do enjoy being praised. I was the golden retriever who posted the dog quiz yesterday.
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the girl I went out with last friday (the film student) answered back!!!!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=II04E2GEJG8
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A lot of ugly people would look OK if they only lowered their BMI to <18%~
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>>34505795
ugly people get laid and have sexo all the time
you just dont want to date in your league
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>>34505792
That is how most places do it. I'd do the same.
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>>34505736
Moved a snapping turtle out of the road for ya, anons.
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>>34505800
Not even ugly guys want me, this is a meme
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>>34505783
Oh, yeah. That's dumb. I feel like Norm himself is the perfect comedian to criticize because people either love him or hate him, so using him was a great feeler.

>>34505780
Just checked his/her channel and saw (s)he got facial surgery. Honestly, it doesn't look too bad. But that voice/face combo is so unnerving. Crazy to think there are Cyberpunk players who play like that.

>>34505782
Dark elf supremacy

>>34505802
I appreciate you
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>>34505795
same, wanna date each other?
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>>34505805
>I feel like Norm himself is the perfect comedian to criticize because people either love him or hate him, so using him was a great feeler.
Norm is only funny to people who are also funny.
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>>34505806
What kind of ugly are you
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I want to fuck elf, hard
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>>34505758
>I like MacOS more than any of those
Why?
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>>34505810
She seems like a great time, but I'm not a homewrecker. She has great tits.
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>>34505736
I got some free four and five leaf clovers someone had collected and didn't want anymore and later I found a silver ring. So I'd say those are some good omen.
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>>34505807
Some of his shit is just really autistic. Like calling Kassem G an acid-tongued Arab.
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>>34505812
The desktop environment reminds me a lot of Gnome 2. I'm sure some flavor GNU+Linux has keyboard shortcuts for window tiling and that I'm just unware of them, but I first encountered them in MacOS and greatly appreciate them.
I also already owned an iPhone before I bought this thing, and I appreciate the iMessage integration.
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>>34505770
no, seriously. I don't think women can truly let the love of God into their hearts without conditioning that can be overwritten. The same way a dog doesn't actually become Christian simply because you put a cross on his collar
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>>34505820
No sincerely Christian man would think this about his other half. Weak bait and I still replied.
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>>34505820
average christian moid
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What’s the scariest thing you ever seen or done?
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>>34505819
Thanks for replying. No further notes.
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>>34505824
ur mom
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>>34505824
Attempted suicide. Kind of. It was scary enough that I couldn't do it.
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How to lock down a cock before he realizes he's hot and becomes a hoe
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>>34505836
get em young
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>>34505836
Impossible. If 1 woman expresses attraction or desire towards a man, even an obese incel, he's immediately converted into a whore because if he can have you he can have somebody else
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>>34505825
It Just Werks
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Does anyone else feel like everyday they meet or see someone who looks like they’re one bad day, or one inconvenience, away from doing something violent? I take public transportation everyday and it feels like a lot of people are tiptoeing on that line. Like they’re one argument away from just stabbing somebody.
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>>34505852
I don't. Interesting story.
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test
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>>34505852
i am one of those people on the edge
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>>34505852
I take it everyday too and not really, but when I do see someone like that it is pretty obvious.
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>>34505852
Nah, I don't live in america.
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>>34505832
What were you trying to do
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>>34505852
I don't meet people or look at people but I know some of them are male so I always have a plan to get away
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>>34505789
I'd need reassurance that we're not going just to fix things that you think are wrong with me instead addressing both of our issues.
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>>34505824
F
I got up to about 220 mph in a street race. I got out literally trembling.
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Girls, what would you think if your boyfriend came up to you and said "What's up, fuckdoll?" and slapped your ass?
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I accidentally put on woman's jeans
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>>34505789
if she's convinced we need couples therapy im just divorcing her
i cant imagine a bigger sign of a doomed marriage aside from things like outright catching the other person cheating red handed
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>>34505870
I would be incredibly pissed that he started something he wasn't intent on finishing.
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>>34505870
I would know he's just kidding but I'd slap him on the balls anyway
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>>34505870
id cry
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Girls, what would you do if your white boyfriend started wearing a kufi and dashiki and called you his Nubian princess, regardless of your race?
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>>34505870
I'd be thrilled.
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>>34505871
Did your butt look good?
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>>34505863
Was going to stab carotid artery. Plan was to bleed to death asap. Had the knife to my throat for several hours. In the end I didn't break skin.
Worst, most panic-inducing, experience of my life.
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>>34505881
Why your throat?
The power of the human body and its desperate need to keep living
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>>34505878
Nigga, what?
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>>34505884
White hotep erasure is so not cool and you should learn from this teachable moment
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>>34505883
>Why your throat?
Fastest way to bleed out and most exposed artery.
>The power of the human body and its desperate need to keep living
Yeah. Survival instinct is a bitch.
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Is she cute?
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>>34505890
The mediocre action game protag look ain't really doing it for me
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Should I go full weird autist on the first date or should I mask/control myself a little bit until I’m closer to sealing the deal?
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>>34505890
Not as cute as her.
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ngl im really freaked out about the surge in gambling, have you seen anyone else get fucked up recently /atoga/?
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>>34505894
Full autist, as much as you can manage. Better to have things fail before you're emotionally attached.
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>>34505896
I do think it's sort of a sign of cultural sickness. I like the game of poker though. I'd enjoy playing it for small stakes.
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>>34505880
I don't know I didn't check :/
thank god I realized I was wearing the wrong jeans before going to the store
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>>34505890
Like a male on a dating app trying to be striking and inoffensive at the same time
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>>34505890
not as cute as my wife
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>>34505776
>Were you born in 1996?
Close. '94
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>>34505896
>the surge in gambling
Haven't seen anything like that.
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>>34505870
I would think what have I done to deserve this
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>>34505906
Yeah I myself enjoy a little fun trip to a casino just for the sake of having something to do as a social event or something but spending all your money on parlays is just unreal
>>34505917
I'm American, laws got relaxed around online sports betting here recently and its become a bit of a hot topic
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>>34505917
As the other anon said, it's gaining popularity in the USA, especially with young people.
My little bro is in his penultimate year of high school, and he's the only kid in his friend group that doesn't do online sports betting.
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>>34505894
Full autist, you might be surprised. People like when you act real
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Women, would you wear this?
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>>34505894
Don't listen to either of the two anons. The question isn't whether you should act full autist or mask but what exactly the bar for "full autist" even is or why you would want to mask in the first place. These things are context sensitive, not black and white
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>>34505890
>Is she cute?
Yes, but I have yellow fever.

>>34505930
No, I prefer history and science museums.
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>>34505930
No
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>>34505933
Are you the doxxed bitch? Why the fuck did you come back here?
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>>34505921
>>34505922
Dumb.
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>>34505930
No, that's disgusting. I don't understand why men reward this type of behavior so much and then complain about whores.
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>>34505930
I don't trust women who say no, because even if they pretend to be prude they still have double digit body counts
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>>34505931
True
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>>34505780
it's just crazy to me he went from haha just a prank to literally making his own porn as if he lost every shred of self-respect he had.
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Men, how left are you willing to date? Would you date a very feminists liberal? A socialist who is active on Twitter? Etc
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>>34505953
Everyone I know has 0-2 bodies, do men mistake porn for reality or do they just always select mega outlier whores to interact with?
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>>34505962
I wouldn't date any woman who identifies as a leftist, centrist or right winger.
I don't want anyone who is eager to be divided and conquered in my life.
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Gotta have them ribs.
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>>34505962
I wouldn't date anyone who was active on twitter regardless of political leaning
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It’s kind of scary how a lot of privacy is held together by strings. One of the biggest manhwa sites is down seemingly forever now, and it seems like that side of the media is basically dead until someone replaces them.
I’ve felt this before with other sides of media. It’s like every sector of media privacy has like 1-3 big leaders and if one of them goes down everyone is fucked
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>>34504994
Put both your hands under your thighs and lock them there with your weight
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I want to eat out a Latina MILF with a hairy bush
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>>34505970
A lot of piracy*
Kek

Media piracy*
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>>34505962
Honestly I think we have to be very close. At least directionally. I'd tolerate disagreements in who we vote for as long as we vote with the same goals in mind. But I can't think of any good reason to vote for democrats and I wouldn't date a girl who does. I'm a very socially conservative libertarian, and she doesn't have to be exactly the same thing as me, but if she's on the left at all, that's a dealbreaker.
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>>34505962
I hate humanity so I'd rather date someone who is outright indifferent to social issues
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>>34505962
Well... I don't think you'd want to date me because I'm a conservative (lolbert flirting with the neo-reactionaries) Christian who goes to church 2-3 days a week and a friend group bible study on top of that.
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>>34505977
If you hate humanity you should date a leftist.
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>>34505970
The Great Pirate Era is probably going to end by 2050, and piracy will happen on some sort of alternate internet instead. Maybe it'll all move to TOR.
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>>34505963
they love whores and hate women who aren't whores, so they only interact with whores and pretend they're shocked that they're whores. men are vile and fickle creatures
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>>34505978
I left the church when I found out all the most ambitious and openly “GO GOD OR FUCK OFF” women were all hypocritical whores in their downtime
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>>34505963
they think the OF whores that get invited to incel podcasts as ragebait are the average woman, yes
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>>34505963
Maybe it’s because I live in a very-City city but every girl I know has at least 10
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>>34505962
No, never i'm too big of a savage to deal with person like that on a personal/intimate level.
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>>34505978
intense pedo stench coming from this post
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>>34505963
if you are a low status person you will only mingle with and be capable of attracting other low status people. It's why I have only ever dated lying whores with open legs: they are all I could ever get. Obviously basic observation of the world around you can easily remedy this misconception but most people who are low status are not capable of that, making it a feedback loop. Thats why the worst men hate women and the worst women hate men, of course
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>>34505962
I'm more of a centrist myself, but I'd rather tolerate a right-leaning woman than a left-leaning one. Then again, I'm not even an American.
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>>34505962
It doesn't matter where someone leans politically if that identity has played some special and meaningful role in that person's life, or if they can actually do good things with it. What really matters at the end of the day is whether people understand that labels and ideals alone are not substitutes for what politics actually is at the end of the day: society-wide problem solving. A.k.a. just problem solving.

If someone cannot make that distinction and view issues without those fake biases (99% of people who side with a party do not) then that is just not a person to respect in general. Someone who worships an ideal out of self-preservation more than actual competence to help others is extremely annoying
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>>34505993
finally an intelligent post itt
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Why do women like being degraded so much?
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>>34506003
What do you mean by degraded? If you mean slutty, it’s because it’s fun. I if you ever wonder why even the most self conscious and h educated women enjoy wearing skimpy clothing and acting slightly shroud every once in a while, it’s because it’s fun.
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>>34506005
God fucking damnit I can’t type on this thing, I’m not even going to bother to correct the mistakes in this post.
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>>34506005
I mean why do they like being spit on and choking on cock and called a bitch?
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>>34505281
>>34505275
A ton of men prefer smaller breasts, even if they aren't the majority. I really wouldn't worry about it.
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>>34505789
This >>34505865 it has to be a mutual situation. I'm not opposed to couples therapy as a concept, I think it's great. It's just that if she's the one setting everything up then that doesn't give me any say in it, which is a terrible place to start out at if we're looking for a resolution. There's also a lot of frankly terrible relationship advice out there that may apply to one couple and not another, so being rigidly connected to one therapist probably won't work well either.
>>34505824
I narrowly avoided a car accident
>>34505852
Today's world is a tinderbox. I just try to mind my own business wherever I can
>>34505894
Some masking on the first date so you can get a feel for what they're like. Don't lie, be honest when asked a question. Just keep up the normalfag shield until you know they aren't a prick running off of 20 million different stereotypes and assumptions. If they want you to open up then go ahead and open up if you feel like it's safe enough to do so. Just don't throw it all at once because that can be intimidating for a lot of people. Even more open minded ones could get temporarily overwhelmed and that could affect the experience.
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This timeline really fucking sucks. Sorry for swearing.
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>>34505932
Do you want to get fucked in a science museum bathroom?
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>>34506010
I love the way they look in tight tops and dresses.
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>>34506009
Oh, the same concept then. Because it’s fun. Because of hormones and horniness.
Every person has an inner whore inside of them. It’s just that women have easier access to it because men are usually the ones chasing women. Bob the builder can’t access his inner whore because women don’t approach him and when he does approach women he doesn’t hit consistently.
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>>34505970
manhwafags are getting manga websites nuked and I'm kinda glad we're finally seeing some segregation between manga and manhwa hosting sites.

Though manga scanslations are just in a clusterfuck right now because shit gets licensed, and then the official translation dripfeeds out the releases and everyone who has read the fan translations up to the licensing period are just kinda stuck waiting for 2-3 years before the official scans catch up. It's the most infuriating shit. You know how many times I've read a manga, and it gets licensed before the last 3-4 chapters release? It's the worst feeling when I know the only way I will finish this manga is in a 4chan live translation thread where someone dumps the raw and someone else replies to each post with a translation of the dialogue in greentext.

>>34505983
Well, I left my church for one that didn't try to coverup shit. All Christians are hypocrites, it's part of the brand to fail to meet Christ's standards. But we shouldn't hide it.

The only point of my post was that I don't think I attract irreligious women when half of my week is spent with some amount of religious fellowship.
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I'm going to the beach next weekend woop
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>>34506023
woop
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>>34506023
I hope you pack your tiniest thongs!
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Foids, thoughts on the taxpayer sex position?
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>>34506028
I'd rather wear shoes that fit.
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>>34505868
I've been browsing 4chan since 2010 and this is unironically one of the most insane things I've ever seen an anon admit to, short of sexual assault and shit

Why?

>>34505962
I've never been in a relationship and don't really have that big of a desire to be into one, so my perspective might be skewed, and to begin with I am on the left (but I find a lot of leftist, progressive etc orthodoxy around identity issues annoying and counterproductive and hypocritical)

I'd be fine dating a radical feminist or something I think as long as they were capable of critical introspection around feminist concepts and theories and were capable of having a conversation around those issues and hear critiques of them without shutting it down and was open to having a back and forth about it or going "agree to disagree"

As I said though I don't even have an inherent opposition to feminism or other social justice concepts and rhetoric, I just think some of the ways people go about it are dumb and contradict their own reasoning or it's just used as an excuse by some people to generalize and admonish people of certain majority groups. (EX: Intersectionality is supposed to be acknowledging the nuances of how multiple parts of one's identity intersect and how you can't simplify somebody's hardships and privilege down to a single part of their identity, but in practice I rarely see this actually applied to acknowledge that men can still face systemic issues or taken to the further logical conclusion that even the same identity, such as being a man or a woman, can either have systemic advantages or disadvantages in different contexts or metrics)
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>>34505962
>Men, how left are you willing to date
Not left at all.
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>>34506040
>I've been browsing 4chan since 2010 and this is unironically one of the most insane things I've ever seen an anon admit to, short of sexual assault and shit
I envy you.
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Girls, would you be flattered if you found out a male friend was saving all of your social media pictures into a folder to masturbate with?
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>>34505868
Retarded, but kind of hot.
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>>34506040
Wait, who has been sexually assaulted?
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>>34505876
Why?
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>>34505962
Not very
Can't date a woman who thinks she has the right to kill our baby
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>>34505715
An inconvenient truth is that humans are just another creature on earth, so reality often doesn't align with convenient or pleasant narratives. With that in mind, most communication is non-verbal, when you see two guys squaring up, the words they are using are irrelevant, the subtext and the actions are everything. Same with sexual interest, debates and indeed who gets bullied in a group or in relationships. Being low value in some way (ugly, small, poor, stupid) and having no boundaries makes you an easy target, bullies typically don't go for anyone they'd have to invest in bullying, someone who can fight back with words or otherwise
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>>34505824
M

Get harassed by Minneapolis police for 3 hours until my parents came home. Legit felt like they were trying to egg me on to commit suicide by cop.
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>>34505962
Depends on if she's an old school leftist or a woke, corporatized leftist.
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>>34505962
I dunno, would you date a guy who sends you excerpts from "An Open Letter to Open-Minded Progressives" by Mencius Moldbug?
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Because I'm free to be whatever I
Whatever I choose and I’ll sing the blues if I want
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>>34506069
>Mencius Moldbug
technocrats of the 21st century are literally the most raped political movement of all time
their entire pyschology is vengeful, vindictive hatred of the masses and nothing more lmao
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>>34506059
I mean, I've seen anons talk about that too, but I meant I've seen anons admit to sexually assaulting other people
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>>34506073
Oh yeah, both are disgusting people.
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What's with all the kids here all of a sudden
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>>34506071
Not a girl but the first time I heard excerpts from Moldbug I had to pace around my room because it was so intense for me.
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>>34505962
I used to be a lot more political when I was a teenager. Now I see it as a bunch of people idolizing grifting idiots surrounded by a bunch of lunatics who think their one super niche ideology will solve everything in the world if only everyone else wasn't a dumbass sheep more concerned with their daily lives than the heat death of the universe or whatever. I think people should live by their own well developed sets of principles informed by their actual needs instead of what some nebulous mouthpiece dictates is good for them. Instead of seeing a political person I just see an ordinary human being hijacked by a brain parasite that's redirecting all their efforts into screaming a message until they die. If they want to change the world for the better meaningfully they need to be a good person first and foremost and most people simply aren't the big heroes they think they are because they're too focused on repeating narratives over continuous introspection and personal development. Someone openly identifying with a political movement signals to me that they aren't mature enough to develop their own identity and I will treat them as such.
>>34505993
True
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>>34506068
This, from my experience, even the most Twitter finger, man hating, leftist women will turn into a normal person for the right man
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>>34505824
>seen
A meth head trying to break into the apartment of a girl I had just started dating. He was completely belligerent and talking to himself while he banged on her sliding door. It was after midnight.
It was the first night I had ever spent over at her place. I was waiting around the corner with a claw hammer in case he made it in, but he gave up and tried some other apartments after about fifteen minutes.

>done
Nearly choking to death from an asthma attack and making peace with the fact that I might not survive it.
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Girls, how much do you have to love a guy to gargle and swallow his piss?
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>>34506071
The question and answer, "What's the difference between a conservative and a progressive? About 30 years." is the most damning killshot there is for conservatism
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My tarot deck says femanons aren't having enough orgasms for optimal health.

Femanons, why don't you care about your health?
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>>34505962
My political views are seen as super right wing for some reason but they boil down to;

>don’t tax me bro

If someone asks me if I’d pay some tax to help starving children I’d say no. And then everyone considers me an asshole and thinks I don’t care about starving children. No, I simply don’t think my government is going to spend my money wisely and deliver on whatever bullshit promises they make. Name one (1) time where the American taxpayer got its full value for its dollar, I’ll wait.
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>>34505824
M

tornado coming down on the other side of my workplace parking lot. My car was fine lol.
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>>34506086
I don't have orgasms at all
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>>34506092
out of choice or is it just tough for you
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>>34506013
Lowkey yes. Learning about Tesla coils with cum dripping down my leg would be cool.

>>34506040
>Why?
I like cars and tuner culture, plus at the time, it was one of the few things that made me feel alive. It's not as big here as it used to be, but there are still pockets in a lot of big cities.

>>34506057
>Retarded, but kind of hot.
Thanks?
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>>34506093
I literally can't. I try but I just fail to coom
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women, why do women post pictures like this on social media?

men, would you consider dating a woman that posts pictures like this to social media?
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if a man likes to play competitive games that's a HUGE red flag, that's code for "I want to be dominated by other men" which means he is secretly gay he just doesn't know it yet.
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Is she cute?
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>>34506099
>men, would you consider dating a woman that posts pictures like this to social media?
I don't think she would date anyone seriously, so it's pointless.
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>>34506088
>If someone asks me if I’d pay some tax to help starving children I’d say no. And then everyone considers me an asshole and thinks I don’t care about starving children. No, I simply don’t think my government is going to spend my money wisely and deliver on whatever bullshit promises they make
not to be rude to you or your culture but this is basically just the result of living in a shithole country, first world nations dont really need to worry about this in practice. Not trying to be hateful of Americans or anything this is just kind of plainly true about how the world is
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>>34506086
orgasms are actually detrimental to my wellbeing
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>>34506077
>t. 24 years old or less
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Got to cut mein nails
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>>34506098
That's awful.
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>>34506083
Swallow, yes. Literally gargle, never and he would never want me to because he loves me
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>>34506106
This reminds me I am going to be 24 and I literally have done nothing but play video games. I feel 15.
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Find a flaw
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>>34506088
I mean, there's undoubtedly a ton of dumb shit public funds are wasted on, but there's also a lot of important and useful things it's used on. The postal service, for example. I'm personally disabled and rely on services I get for that as another.

Is there corruption involved and wasted money? Of course, but it's there in the private market too.

Anyways suffice to say I disagree with your perspective, but I can respect it if you're truly consistent about it.
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>>34506099
Idk why people do a lot of things, definitely don't know why she'd post this.
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>>34506098
What have you tried?
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>>34506105
Do you have post orgasmic illness syndrome?
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>>34506112
The piercing and the skunk hair
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>>34506086
I do care very much, believe me
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>>34506112
Why not post the recent pictures from the gala?
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>>34506100
What about women who play competitive games?
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>>34506112
The piercing. It's gross.
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>>34506117
no idea, I just know that after an orgasm, my mood is going to be bad
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>>34506112
she is ugly
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>>34506119
Should be a straightforward solution then
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>>34506121
M
My opinion of both is that they're dorks that probably don't have good tastes in video games
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>>34506099
For attention and engagement obviously, and it worked exactly as intended
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>>34506121
they're lesbians
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>>34506125
Even with a partner?
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>>34506132
yeah, thats even worse
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>>34506111
24 is still fairly young.

Don't get caught in a depressive cycle of feeling like it's too late for shit and then not applying yourself (which will only lead to you missing out on and not pursuing those opportunities you still have open to you, even if it may not seem like they're out there), but at the same time don't take those opportunities for granted and still seek them out and don't let them pass you by

I spent my entire 20s being worried it was too late and I missed my chance to do shit, only for my doomerism to cause me to not take advantage to tons of opportunities I still had in front of me, and then missing those just made me assume I missed my chance for real this time, and for that cycle to repeat over and over

Don't do that.
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>>34506127
It's already taken care of
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>>34506121
>What about women who play competitive games?
Hot. They deserve thorough dicking.
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>>34506112
They are wearing clothes
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State gender. What problems in your life wouldn’t be fixed if I just dropped millions of dollars into your lap ?
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>>34505824
It was this moment, in Iraq, when mortars were coming in and everyone was calling for bunkers. I was smoking a cigarette. And it was the umpteenth time they called bunkers. And the frightening part was I simply did not care. I didn’t care if I got lit up. Didn’t care if I went home in a box. I gave up. If today was the day, so be it. I finished my smoke and went to the bunker as I was told and waited for the next time to come around. I should’ve cared and I still don’t.
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>>34506134
I spent my entire 20s being worried it was too late and I missed my chance to do shit, only for my doomerism to cause me to not take advantage to tons of opportunities I still had in front of me
literally me! i turn 27 this year and have nothing in life to show for it :3
tried to go back to school but all that did was take away my cope of "well if i had.. le tried growing up i could've done good... im smart just UNMOTIVATED..."
then again, that delusion being dispelled was probably a net benefit overall.
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>>34506140
F, I could finally pay off my medical bills and I could fill up the oil for the heating.
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>>34506130
Maybe I'm too male to understand but I would think attention for posting a pic of yourself peeing in an airplane toilet would be worse than no attention at all.
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>>34506136
Kudos.
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>>34506140
M
wouldnt need to go to work and could pay off my mom's house for her
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>>34506140
I still would be alone and depressed
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>>34506111
I’m also a late bloomer. I’ve had friends who started their careeer at 21 and are onto great things.

Here’s my biggest good sign: life can change really quickly. As long as you’re not super ambitious and aren’t money hungry, your life could be better and on track immediately.


I went from a neet to a corporate professional finishing his college degree in 1.5 years. All it took was finding the right job and help (living at home with my parents). Do I make as much money as my peers who started earlier? Nope. But I’m on track and I don’t particularly care about the big numbers.
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>>34506144
NTA.
Does she have OF?
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I've never been into astrology, especially because I didn't completely relate to my sign. But I just did my chart out of curiosity and it actually makes sense and explains a lot of stuff. Still not a believer but it is kind of weird
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>>34506151
I don't believe in it either, but it's easy to see why people do.
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>>34506144
It's a major source of income for some people
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>>34506140
F
My mental health, but I could buy a bunch of cool shit and go and be depressed on a tropical beach somewhere, which is the next best thing.

>>34506151
What an Aries thing to say
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>>34506150
I have no idea who she is, but if you want to see that kind of thing I'll bet "pics of girls peeing" will get 2 billion result and is free. That or just pick up really drunk trailer park girls, they don't close the door.
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One of my biggest problems with seeking job opportunities (aside from impostor syndrome) is just the thought, not even the act, but the thought of having to decline one or more opportunities for a better one after applying.
How do I get over this? I'm scared to even ask how much I'd be paid in the one offer I got so far first, even though I'm not sure if I should take it, apparently there's no job security.
Like I should apply to 3 jobs today but I'm scared that I'll get all 3 and have to choose.
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>>34506112
>t.
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christians say shit like "god loves you, remember that time you got molested and beat up as a kid? yeah he was there crying with you, he didn't abandoned you"
cool why didn't he do anything to stop that though?
"because you don't believe in god now"
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>>34506156
I meant any kind of attention is good if you're promoting a thot account
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>>34506161
I actually don’t be saying shit like dis
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>>34506164
well people have told me that so...
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>>34506158
NTA.
I do love hapas, but it's more Olivia Munn and Chloe Bennett for me.
>who doesn't think hapa chicks are hot?
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He believes in a divine plan. He also believes in free will.
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>>34506145
Thank you! Hope you're in good health as well

>>34506140
Adhd. Money goes a long towards helping to deal with it, but there's no way to literally fix my brain
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>>34506151
often if you don't relate to your sign it's because you haven't dug very deep and have only come across the surface level stereotyping about it, thats basically like saying you don't like some food after only having tried to cheapest, most slop version of it
something many people don't understand about astrology is that it all sounds so vague and toxic positivity coated because thats the slop version for the npc's you get when looking up your sign on random astrology sites or so, it's the filtered and neutralized version to not step on anyone's toes or scare anyone that can't handle anything but rainbows and unicorns 24/7, it's also fitted for what personality a normie would have that's born under that constellation, if you're not a npc you have to get deeper into the topic to unearth the more substantial aspects to feel like there might really be something to it - which is kinda what you did, so that adds up
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>>34506140
M
pretty sure porn rotted my brain and im permanently a pervert now
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>>34506113
Idk where you are but in the us the postal service isn't taxpayer funded, it funds itself.
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>>34506165
I’m sure this just sounds like a no true Scotsman, but anybody can call themselves a Christian. I’m sorry someone said that to you; that’s completely insane
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>>34506161
>because you don't believe in god now
This is just husband math. If I'm upset by something he did, it happened because he was so distraught I was going to get upset.
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Christians are only good at war really
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Because they hate other people more than they hate them selves which makes it easy to genocide. Well guess what? I hate you as well. You won't see the end of the 21st century I swear it.
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>>34506175
they were only good at getting rid of fags but now they can't even do that so why do we keep them around?
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>>34506140
A million would be a curse and a gift because it’s not enough to just say “fuck it”. Not really. I could pay off my mortgage, sure. Then I’d have, what?, $800kish. I’m still working at that point because that shit has to sit in an investment account for another 10 years before I can fuck off.
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>>34506140
I would still be lonely sometimes
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>>34506153
Yeah, most of have at least some of the traits of every sign, it's easy to see parts of yourself in all of it especially depending on how whatever you're reading is worded

>>34506155
No Aries at all in my chart which is exactly what I mean lol, but I guess astrology can still be fun to play with
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>>34506177
>You won't see the end of the 21st century I swear it.
none of us on this thread will anon, thats how aging works.
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>>34506177
?
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/atoga/ foids, just like her, you know EXACTLY what you'll get here, again and again.
Yet you still come back, why?
Are you secretly enjoying us being that way and saying things like that?
https://youtu.be/Gy0Sxd3jVR4
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>>34506173
I'm not really offended but their "logic" (if you can call it that) is so fucking stupid it pisses me off
>>34506174
yeah
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>>34506099
M
No
>>34506140
My autism
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>>34506167
Hopefully most do. I do, whole heartedly. I believe in being kind and spreading positivity as well as protecting others, especially if they cannot protect themselves.
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>>34506161
Is it a tenet of Christianity that suffering is evil and none of us are meant to suffer? I never understood why suffering would be argument against the existence of a god
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>>34506187
I come here to say things to you, idgaf about what you say.
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>>34506157
You are being respectful of the other persons time if you get straight down to brass tacks and talk compensation out the gate. If the dollars don’t make cents it’s a complete non-starter and you are wasting each others calories. Approach it that way.
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>>34506157
>having to decline one or more opportunities for a better one after applying
You would be lucky to have this problem.
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>>34506140
I could pay all my bills, feed myself and maybe treat myself to a little treat every once in a while
Goal would to be able to buy my own house, pay off my car and continue to work without anyone knowing I had money. I would also invest some.
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I don’t want to be underweight anymore, but I don’t like food enough to gorge myself. Feels cruel
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>>34506183
>No Aries at all in my chart
Exactly what I would expect a Taurus to say.
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>>34506140
Random anon dumbing millions of dollars in my lap sounds like that would cause a whole heap of new problems that I never asked for.
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>>34506192
The problem of evil isn't that suffering is evil. It's that if there is an ever-loving god, then why does he allow for meaningless suffering? It's called the problem of evil mostly due to tradition, but the name is outdated, as nature isn't evil per se.
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>>34506202
2 scoops of protein powder and a cup of heavy cream. It will sit in your stomach like concrete but you can get it down without ralphing.
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1aGIlmWhh18
Women would breakup with a man that said this
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>>34506169
Yeah, that's a big part of why I always thought it was silly. All the positive traits with every sign are things we all see in ourselves to some degree or another, or at least they're things we'd like to see. And even the negative traits are often watered down, like how in a job interview you'd say your biggest flaw is that you work too hard lol

My sun sign alone didn't really make sense to me, but balanced with my moon sign and my ascending which are actually both the same sign, it made much more sense. Also my mars and venus and other stuff. Now I want to dig into my moid's chart too
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>>34505962
I’m cool with all kinds of libtardation, as long as she isn’t part of the suicidal sympathy for Islam cult. That filters about 97% of them though.
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>>34506192
I don't know and I don't care, I just want my mom to stop telling me to become a christian again.
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>god was testing you
So when God gives someone’s child cancer to test someone’s faith she is just using another human being as a pawn? This makes you the center of the universe clearly.
>>
State gender
Would you rather get assaulted by the opposite gender or get rejected by everyone you're interested in for 30 years?
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If a woman comes up to me and greets me, tries to be """polite""" but seems like she's not really interested in talking to me and that she's talking about me behind my back, does it mean that she probably doesn't like me? Granted I do have social anxiety.
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>>34506207
Men who plays as women in video games are such faggots
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>>34506217
this
utter troonflag at worst, embarrassing loser at best
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>>34506215
F
Assaulted or sexually assaulted? And if sexually, to what extent?
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>>34506215
F
If it's just romantic and sexual rejection then that.
If I'm also platonically rejected by women I'll take the assault.
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>>34506011
>I just try to mind my own business wherever I can
faggot
>>34504500
>based
How?
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>>34506215
F
Rejection.
Already did 5 years of celibacy it was kind of fine I'd probably care less and less as time went on especially once I hit menopause in like 20 years.
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Christianity is so fucking derivative. I’m not an atheist by any means, but for real? YOUR guy is the guy? After 300,000+ years of human existence? You mean the guy who came back from the dead a few days later like Odin or Osiris or a multitude of other deities? Christianity somehow got it down pat, to the numbers. To the point of dictating people’s lives beat by beat. Yeah, naw. Christians having good paper work on their belief set isn’t a convincing enough argument.
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>>34506192
It's an argument against a benevolent all-powerful god.
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>>34506221
Nice ass on you baby. Mind if I get a piece?
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>>34506203
My Saturn is in Taurus but that's the only Taurus in my chart, not sure what it means though since if anything I'm too loose with money. I'm Scorpio with Cancer moon and Cancer ascending, which must be some kind of retard alignment
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>>34506215
M
I’d have to choose the assault. I don’t want to have to wait until I’m in my sixties to get married and have kids.
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>>34506215
M
Nobody in their right mind would pick rejection. There's no coming back from that after 30 years. Some fat girl or an ugly girl grabbing my dick isn't a big deal.
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>>34506099
I won't consider dating any foid with social media. Only 4chan is allowed
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>>34504507
I can do everything here minus the muscle ups and I'm still fat. She's cheating on the pikes and flagpoles btw
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any self improooovement itt recently? care to share?
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>>34505756
what do you want?
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It do be like this
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Go out in the streets or any bar and the women there outnumber men 3 to 1
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>>34506238
one step forward two steps back
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I just had a mental health episode where I walked around the forest in the rain.
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>>34506229
Greeks knew their stuff.
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>>34506238
i strive to be better every day. thinking positively, exercising more and being a little more generous than usual.

also tried chatting with coworkers a little everyday to overcome social anxiety and be more personable.
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>>34506246
desu that sounds AMAZING and 10/10 would find that enjoyable
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>>34506240
Sounds like some bullshit. I've got Jim Carrey face muscles but also an rbf what this guy is complaining about even if he doesn't know it is fillers and facelifts rendering women genuinely incapable of making facial expressions. The problem is still influencers but like, in a slightly different way.
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>>34506247
Cato the elder was roman..?
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>>34506234
Coming back to what? Orgasmless duty sex and shit streaked undies?
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>>34506246
Are mental health episodes the woman's version of a man's chūnibyō?
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>>34506243
Bullshit.
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>>34506230
>Nice ass on you baby. Mind if I get a piece?
That's just harassment, and I've dealt with that regularly since I was a kid. Definitely that over rejection.

>>34506231
>I'm Scorpio with Cancer moon and Cancer ascending,
Exactly what I said. But for real, that means you're a triple water. You probably feel deeply and build strong connections with your loved ones, in a way that you feel exactly what they feel. When they hurt, you hurt. When they feel joy, you do too. It's a very giving combination, but that also means you are prone to loving too strongly or being taken advantage of by those you give that love to.

>>34506240
Kind of crazy because I was always complimented on my RBF. They said it made me look dignified, if unapproachable.
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>>34506246
I did that for like 5 months last year
Do you feel better?
Mine didn't really help but it was still cool
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>>34506246
how is that a mental episode? sounds fun also forest after the rain smells nice.
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Something is severely wrong with me



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