Is prison a good way to discipline yourself as a lonely guy?Things just aren't working out for me in any facet, I'm poor, autistic, weak, no oxytocin machine on hand (girlfriend), and really don't feel like things are going in any particular direction in life.Am thinking of maybe getting myself landed in prison for petty vandalism or something where I'll be out in a few weeks just to become more disciplined, humbled, whatever else.I know I could get fucked in my asshole by someone's penis, but that's alright, that's natural selection.
>>34505939you probably also want to add retarded to the list of things that describe you
>>34505940>autisticLearn to read.
>>34505939>autisticprove it
>>34505939there's a fat pudgy gay anon who posts here who's been to prison, claiming he's not gay but fucked guys in prison and seems to be really focused on that particular aspect of his time in prison. make of that what you will
>>34505939If you are young, and decide to undertake a life of petty crime, and the worst outcome is spending maybe a couple years in a not so bad prison, that's a pretty decent risk.Don't just do some crime just to get arrested though. Maybe square up on everyone who looks at you funny or does the smallest thing. That will make your whole attitude change and testosterone rise. You will begin moving through the world like a king, girls will gravitate towards you. And eventually you will beat some guy's ass and then given enough time go to prison.
>>34505941>autistic and retarded are the same thingyou actually are retarded, no lie
>>34505939Get a fleshlight
>>34505939>>34505944>do crime to become a better personboth of you are retarded. instead of just actually becoming disciplined and working for it you 2 dorks thinks prison is somehow going to make you a hard worker.
>>34505945check em and rekt em
>>34505939Im sure there are jobs made for you where the job is either so shit or so isolating that no one wants to do it. im sure some anons can help, but think like oil righ shit, something that rips you out of your tarded mindset/routine
yeah bro just ruin your chances of meaningful employment so you can destroy any resemblance of peaceful sleep for the next year totally
>>34505940Seconded if I’m being completely honest with you op.
>>34505939Have you considered just joining the military instead?
>>34505939That is perhaps the stupidest idea I've ever heard. Join the navy instead
>>34505939>Is prison a good way to discipline yourself as a lonely guy?How do you imagine you will become more disciplined when there is absolutely nothing to do for 23 hours out of every 24?
>>34505939Just apply for maritime school and work onboard. Work there will make you disciplined and most of the time you will be isolated. Mediocore pay though.
>>34505939how old are you? if you're looking for discipline join the military. i went to jail for 3 months and the only thing i learned is that some guys have things way worse. prostitutes for moms, raped as children by uncles or parents friends, forced to do drugs at a young age, forced into crime by their family or friends, anything bad you can think of happened to the guys you'll meet in jail. i also learned how to play spades and got way better at chess. however, my mug shot is online and its fucked up my dating life before because girls will google your name now and they see that and their pussy dries up immediately.
>>34505939I imagine that the best things about prison are the reading and exercise. Go to library. Go to gym. Join the Marines or something.
>>34506046He could probably get fucked in the ass in either one, thats what he really wants
>>34505939guards hate you and don't care why you are therehumbling doesn't work if you are already egocentric being disciplined is just numbing yourself, get a shitty job washing dishes and stay in it for a year
