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As a 24 year old virgin, is it worth it to drive 11 hours to lose my virginity to a fat single mom with massive tits?
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No brother
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>>34506874
Speaking from personal experience: yes.
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>>34506874
Fuck no. Five minutes. Your hand. Done.
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>>34506874
11 hours is a fucking road trip. Can you stay overnight? How nice are her tits?
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>>34506965
Genuinely massive, like bigger than my head, also she’s got huge thighs too and she’s early 20s so she doesn’t have that fattie horrible skin
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>>34506985
Also I could use a train instead, it would turn it into a full day there and back but my summer job doesn’t start till June and my classes are over
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>>34506874
Do you know if she's a real person and isn't a dude catfishing you?
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>>34506997
Yes, she’s sent like a trillion different photos
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>>34506874
Yes
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>>34506985
>she’s early 20s so she doesn’t have that fattie horrible skin
I'd say give it a shot
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>>34506874
Why would anyone even consider dating a fat person, let alone having sex with them? It's disgusting.
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>>34506874
Personally, yes. Love me some humongous mommy milkers. But if she's incredibly obese, I'd stay away.
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>>34507006
Video call my friend.
I'd never travel to someone before I video called them for a while. To confirm reality.

After that? Go SMASH that. Prepare for a long stay, don't do just a day. And, wrap with condom, this single momma wants another babby daddy
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>>34506874
There are two types of women. Ladies and hoes. You use the hoes to work your way up to the ladies. To increase your sexual value and self-confidence with women. Most importantly to understand them. You get much needed experience with casual relationships which you then use in serious committed relationships.

11 hours? I mean if you really want to lose it.
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>>34506988
Retard anti-car person. I'll run a train on your gf while you are on a 3 hour bike ride just to get groceries or some shit.
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>>34507797
1.) I own a car, I’d just rather be on a train for a day where I can watch YouTube/movies on my computer than driving for 11 hours

2.) you can do whatever in God’s name you want with her, I’m not exactly trying to marry a fat single mom
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>>34506874
Are there no fat single moms with massive tits closer to you? Have you really looked?
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>>34506874
One time I drove three hours to meet a girl. We had been discussing the meeting for weeks. Then when I showed up, she wasn't home. She told me she was working. So I had to stand around aimlessly for the next eight hours until she got off her shift. Then when we were hanging out and starting to get familiar with each other, she started badgering me saying "hey, do you want to have sex?" I just nodded my head a little bit. She kept repeating it again and again very insistently. Evidently her idea of foreplay. I fingered her until she came, then well, because she kept talking about sex, I pulled my dick out and did the deed. She didn't seem to enjoy it whatsoever, and I also found it very disappointing (and stinky). The next morning she began freaking out about getting pregnant, so I had to go out and spend $40 on a stupid birth control pill. She cooked me breakfast and then told me to leave.

That was in July 2019, the last time I have dated a woman. She was white BTW



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