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I am a NEET who lives at home with my mother at age 37. I have recently been finding strange hints from my mom that I should kill myself. She will leave a noose out on the bed, that was apparently for a 'scarecrow' costume. She has left an open gun on the kitchen table. When I examined the gun, I find it's a fake gun, but the message was loud and clear. Last thing she was talking on the phone to her friend and shouted "I hope he fucking kills himself!" I can't decide if she was talking about me or about her boss. But because it was to her worker friend I can't be sure. She was also watching crime shows about a killer, and she was emphasizing the 'final meal'. After which she asked me if I want her to get KFC tonight, implying this would be 'my' final meal.

Am I picking up on something real or am I imagining it? Does my mother want me to kill myself for being a 37 year old NEET who lives at home?
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>>34507054
My advice is to ask for a "last meal" every Friday night
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>>34507054
man I think you got bigger problems than that.
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>>34507054
Pretty sure this is bait but if I had a 37 year old NEET son I wouldn't be happy with him either
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>>34507054
I'd be more concerned that she's planning to off herself because of having a 37 year old NEET son.
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Escape to the 2D world of you're waifu and get rejected by her thus leading to sudoku
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>>34507054
funny bait i laughed
if this is real, i don't exactly blame your mom
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>>34507054
Continue to live just to spite her and farm her loosh.
Your her son so obviously she must've done something wrong for things to get like this.
Also if you were a girl, she'd be praising you for being independent instead.
She also likely had you circumcised and that's and unforgivable crime inflicted upon you at birth with permanent damage to your psyche.
None of this is your fault so act like it
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>>34509100
She should honestly
Women unironically have absolute control and power over reality nowadays so she clearly chose for OP to end up like this
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>>34507054
you are hiding something
>inb4 mom/son incest freak and leaving out that significant detail
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>>34509408
why would someone praise their child for being a leech? youre delusional
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>>34509960
I see it happen all the time with daughters
It literally is a case of man bad woman good
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>>34507054
>She will leave a noose out on the bed
>"I hope he fucking kills himself!"
Can't be clearer than this, uhn.
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>>34509333
>funny bait i laughed
Me too.

>if this is real, i don't exactly blame your mom
Me neither, I think that I would the same or even worst in her situation.
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>>34509984
>It literally is a case of man bad woman good
No, you retard. It's a case of women being different than men and thus, we have different expectations for both. If It was a woman, the mother would be telling her to get married all the time since her early 20s, and if she became a 37 year old NEET, the mom would be very sad and disappointed as well.
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>>34507054
what kind of nigger thread is this, man

it honestly shouldn't matter what retarded things your mom does, this is why you should feel motivated to live alone anon
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>>34510065
Boomer retard
We don't live in the 50s anymore, faggot
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>>34510074
>Boomer retard
I'm not a boomer, I'm Gen Z. Just because society changed a few things, doesn't mean it changed biology, foid.
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>>34510117
So you're just a regular gynotard then
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>>34509984
women would at least have a job or be in school..men are bigger leeches. 4chan serves as the prime example



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