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What do you do when you see a bear?
>Do you try to kill it?
Let's say you are unarmed.
>What if the bear doesn't actually want to kill you?
>What if your wife and kids are with you?
>Do you try to kill the bear?
>Do you apologize to the bear?
>What if the bear kills you?
>Do you walk away slowly and tell the bear you meant no harm?
>Do you run?
>How do you know it is not a peaceful bear? How do you tell peaceful bears from dangerous bears?
>Do you feel stupid for accidentally walking near the bear's territory?
>Should you have treated the bear like a dangerous creature from the start?
>What did our ancestors do when they saw a bear?
>Did they feel guilty for encroaching upon their habitat?
>Did they wonder about the socio-economic issues that have shaped bear behavior?
>Did they wonder if all bears were dangerous, or just some?
>Are there good bears as well?
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>>34507382
Sing, stretch your arms and shoulders a bit, move whichever way down hill is, weave tightly around any obstacles in the hopes that bear may poke or bump itself. Skip down hill so you are less likely to panic and fall. Bear has most difficult but still faster than the average bear time going down hill as their weight is all forward. Like doing pushups, they may stumble going fast. If you have to fight, find a branch to brace in the ground, crouch near the base, keep it pointed like a long spear angled in the ground so it may be frustrated. You can pivot when it must orbit in a wide circle to try to get you.
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>>34507382
Fight it with your bare fists for glory
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>>34507382
Feed faggots like you to them.
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>>34507382
I only have experience with black bears but usually all you have to do to get it to go away is alert it to your presence.
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>>34507423
>what if the bear had bad bear parents?
>Is it the bear parents fault?
>Do we blame the system for creating the terrible bear parents?
>How did the system make the bears bad parents?
>Can't we all just get along?
>are all bears aggressive, or just this one?
>what about the bear I made friends with in high school?
>Was that bear good?
>Are all bears inherently dangerous, or just this one?
>should I move away from all bears to keep my family safe?
>is it wrong to not want to live around bears?
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>>34507382
choose it
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>>34507597
None of it matters. You cannot trust a bear, because it’s a bear.
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>>34507382
>What do you do when you see a bear?
>Do you try to kill it?
Yes. A bear that's lost its fear of humans is a threat and should be shot. It's sad to think about, but that's just how it is.
>Let's say you are unarmed...
Then I try to GTFO.
t. leaf
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>>34507382
If you are with someone else, remember that you do not have to run faster than the bear. You just have to run faster than the other person.
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>>34507606
That meme has date raped me into finally laughing, like a developed allergic reaction.
Kek.
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Be bear aware or it's your ass.
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>>34507382
Remember this rule of thumb
>If it's brown, just lie down
>If it's black, fight back
>If it's white, say goodnight
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>>34507382
Have sex with it.
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>>34507382
Depends on if it's a black bear or brown bear, and also depends if it's a momma with cubs



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