I don't know where else to post this. I'm genuinely being serious and would like some advice. Jannies please don't remove I basically have extremely large cumshots that travel very far (like up to a metre away). This is extremely inconvenient and gives me a lot of post-nut shame, regardless of whether I'm jerking off or having sex. For context I just had a wank on the toilet. Dick was almost facing the ceiling. Cum ended up directly 3 ft away from me and got all over the floor (and my legs). It literally took me almost 5 minutes to clean it up. If I hadn't taken my pants off i would've soiled them. During sex, it almost always gets in her hair which is a massive mood killer (especially right after i finish). Why does this happen? When I jerk off excessively (over 3 times a day) the volume is significantly reduced but it still travels ridiculously far. What can I do to stop this?
>>34508239fuck you
>>34508245Why do you faggots get so offended when i ask this. The fags on reddit called me a liar and got super bitter. What is the appeal lmao
>>34508239Women like it if you come in large volumes, and they usually also like it if you come with enough force that they can feel your spurting inside. All you need to do is think about where you're aiming. If you're in the bathroom, stand up to come and aim into the toilet bowl (or the sink if you can't aim that low). And if you're having sex, come in her mouth or her pussy, and it's not going to go anywhere.
>>34508239U should make porn, this sounds so hot .. I mean OOPSMaybe you can post us a video so we UNDERSTAND your symptoms more directly...I wanna see...Maybe just one photo of the aftermath...I'm sorry op you have me drooling...
>>34508239Damn dude, that is impressive.
>>34508515It's definitely fun when I'm getting head... otherwise not really. I don't use protection so I nut on her ass and it literally gets in her hair (and all over the bed) when we fuck doggystyle. This also makes missionary impossible because if I pull out I don't really have time to aim completely away from her pussy.As for aiming for the toilet bowl: it literally goes everywhere, unless I crouch over the toilet and aim directly downwards. It's hard to describe. It gets in all of the crevices of the toilet seat folding mechanism and it's a bitch to clean out. I shoot ropes and then also just spray a bunch of cum everywhere. It's fucking retarded>>34508706i gladly would but this is a blue board. i have photos of the sheer amount of cum i leave on the floor but i don't think the jannies would allow it>>34508783appreciate it dolphin man
>>34508239based
>>34508239This often happens to me, too. Much more when I was younger. Just the other day I coated my girlfriends stomach in a thick puddle, filling up her navel, spilling over the sides and such. That's besides the point. Quit horsing around, humble brag OP.
>>34509116the point isn't how much it is (that's fine i guess) it's how far it goes. how is that a humblebrag or even desirable
>>34509059Post it on /b/ and link here
>>34509059Upload to catbox.moe or litterbox, I'll show you my titsActually if I post my tits can you jerk off on them? I want to see your huge load on me
>>34509130Go for guiness world record
>>34508239I wanna see pics too lolIt sounds so hot
>>34509130Try this invention called Kleenex and cumming into that, instead of just fucking cumming aimlessly
>>34508239i have the same issue famalam, might sound like humblebragging for a lot of you but often times it is a bit inconvenientI can cum 5 feet between first and last drop and if I am at peak arousal the volume is about 9mlI also have a 7+ inch dick, even paid hoes refuse me
>>34508239>How to have smaller cumshotsCumlets will seethe
