>>34508840
you're supposed to impress women before fucking them (you know, so you can actually get to the part where they open their legs for you), not during or after

They are never impressed and always shit test you.

>>34509729
What's the point of women then? Why do they even exist?

>>34508840
They are never happy with anything.

>>34508840
I want to bone this girl sooo badly

>>34508840
How do you do this?

>>34509800
To make children, mostly.

>>34508898
this is backwards actualy, if you fuck a woman good they'll fall for you pretty much instantly.

>>34514554
Even if you're ugly?

>>34514592
even if you are ugly they can be attracted to you, if you fuck them good whilst it was consensual yes it'll work.
have you never been into a girl that'd not usualy be considered attractive but she has like a thing that turns you on?

it's rare but it can happen both ways.

facial features are a bit hard to deal with, but if you take care of yourself, have a good body and are confident, unless you have some eldritch abomination looking face you can be fine.
and even then, some dude have completly burnt off faces and lookg like a fucking ghool and still managed to find a wife.

>>34514627
I look like a skinny Danny DeVitto

>>34514761
build some muscle, eat a lot of red meat.
calisthenics are pretty good for building a good physique.

>>34508840
If and when they notice, holes are generally surprised when you cum and keep going.

>>34514342
There's no secret to it, just be young and extremely horny.

>>34514372
Entirely now. They don't cook or clean anymore.

>>34514906
Man, it's so hard to find a woman that wants a relationship. All they wanna do is have "fun".

>>34514906
>holes
Um... we're called women you douche.

>>34515111
A woman is a mature adult female human. You're a fucking hole.

>>34515143
I've got more adult coming out of my vagina than you do coming out of your fucking mouth bitch.

>>34515181
>MUH HOLE
Ah, yes, how very mature. Do you have anything else to add, or should we continue on about the only value you will ever have?

>>34515278
The only value you will ever have is being a sperm donor and a dildo. But that's pushing it cause ain't no woman gonna touch your ass.

>>34508840
In my experience, they're impressed with the ability to continue having sex without interruption, thereby allowing them to possibly achieve one or more orgasms.
They're not as impressed with a guy *telling* them that they can do it.

>>34515579
>YOU NO GET HOLE
Lmao. I have a main hole and a side hole. Now what you dumb cunt?

>>34515803
>the ability to continue having sex without interruption
Oh I can do that no problem. I can go all day without cumming. Uninterrupted.

>Anonymous
Hey how come you got those weird numbers by your name but you ain't a namefag?

>>34515803
>They're not as impressed with a guy *telling* them that they can do it.
Ah, so basically show them what your dick can do, don't tell them. Put your money where your balls are, so to speak.

>>34515827
>Oh I can do that no problem. I can go all day without cumming. Uninterrupted.
That sounds less pleasant. I simply cum and continue to stay hard. I have no refractory period.

>Hey how come you got those weird numbers by your name but you ain't a namefag?
I'm fishing for a cool trip to use on another board but I don't want to attentionwhore here. I know there's ways to find one directly but I think it's more interesting to stumble upon one like Rad X Chud

>>34515841
>show them what your dick can do, don't tell them
Pretty much.
I mean, it's good to give them an idea of what they're getting into beforehand. But more of an honest discussion of sexual expectations or sexy dirty talk, not with the intention of impressing them or winning them over.

>>34516026
>I have no refractory period
you genetically blessed lucky bastard lol

>>34516026
>That sounds less pleasant.
Oh it's extremely pleasant, trust me. I have dry orgasms while I'm doing it.

>>34516052
>you genetically blessed lucky bastard
Well, you're not entirely wrong. I was sexually precocious and always had a short refractory period of a few minutes.
But I think I actually trained myself out of it entirely. Essentially I didn't stop masturbating even after cumming and getting soft. And I did for years until cumming didn't lessen my erection at all. At least as long as there is physical stimulation.
So theoretically, I suspect it's possible for other men but I can't say for certain what factors were involved.

>>34516058
>I have dry orgasms while I'm doing it.
Yet you consider this separate from "cumming"? I'm not sure I understand what you mean by the term then.

>>34516118
Yes, it's separate. Orgasms and ejaculation are two different things that often happen at the same time. For normal men that is. But for the man that's in tune with their body, they can separate the two. It involves knowing exactly when the orgasm ends and when the ejaculation is about to begin. Once you know that, it's pretty easy to keep them separate.

>>34508840
How do you do it? I always wanted to do it but all I can do is ruined orgasm and pushing my orgasm and preventing it from happening which still makes my dick get soft.

>>34516453
Read this >>34516167. Also, you're too weak. You have to become stronger.

>>34516497
I don't understand. The orgasm happens while the ejaculation begins or occurs doesn't it?

>>34516812
Yes, it *can* happen during the ejaculation, as that's how it normally does and is supposed to work. But a dry orgasm is a biohack. The orgasm is what prepares your gonads to shoot the semen. Which is the goal of the body, to get the semen out and into the vagina. The ejaculation. Your body is the gun, the orgasm is the hand, the semen is the bullet. The hand makes it's finger pull the trigger, that's the ejaculation. In a dry orgasm, you take the bullet away. So when the gun is triggered, there is nothing to fire. That.. is a dry orgasm. The orgasm has been separated from the ejaculation.

Think of it linearly. Orgasm builds up into ejaculation. It's a one track road. To the untrained eye, it happens in a split second. At the speed of light. It's fucking fast. You gotta practice knowing when it's happening, then catch it like you're trying to catch an annoying fly that's buzzing around your head. You ever try to catch one of those flies with your hand? That's what you're doing here. The moment that bullet is being put into that gun to the moment that trigger is pulled, it happens lightning fast. You have to catch that bullet. You're intercepting it.

When you learn to catch the bullet, you'll be able to slow down the time it takes to pull that trigger. And the better you are, the more time you get. Until eventually, that gap in time is so wide, you've basically stopped time. Well, actually, that's a bit confusing. The trigger is still being triggered, it's just that.. you know.. you being good at taking away those bullets, is what prevents them from being fired out of the gun. There, that's a better analogy. It's not just one bullet either. The body will continuously keep attempting to load bullets and fire them. You gotta keep up with it. If you slip up let one of those bullets enter the gun and be fired, then ejaculation happens.

And that is separating orgasm from ejaculation.

>>34516944
Well I can stop my ejaculation and give myself a weakened or very weak half orgasm or almost an orgasm but it makes my dick soft.

>>34516967
Well, whatever the hell you're doing, those are muscle cramps in your pelvic floor. You're triggering them. That's why you're losing your erection. You have to figure out how to uncramp your muscles when they get cramped.