I can have dry orgasms and wet orgasms without losing my erection.Are women impressed by this?
>>34508840you're supposed to impress women before fucking them (you know, so you can actually get to the part where they open their legs for you), not during or after
They are never impressed and always shit test you.
>>34509729What's the point of women then? Why do they even exist?
>>34508840They are never happy with anything.
>>34508840I want to bone this girl sooo badly
>>34508840How do you do this?
>>34509800To make children, mostly.
>>34508898this is backwards actualy, if you fuck a woman good they'll fall for you pretty much instantly.
>>34514554Even if you're ugly?
>>34514592even if you are ugly they can be attracted to you, if you fuck them good whilst it was consensual yes it'll work.have you never been into a girl that'd not usualy be considered attractive but she has like a thing that turns you on?it's rare but it can happen both ways.facial features are a bit hard to deal with, but if you take care of yourself, have a good body and are confident, unless you have some eldritch abomination looking face you can be fine.and even then, some dude have completly burnt off faces and lookg like a fucking ghool and still managed to find a wife.
>>34514627I look like a skinny Danny DeVitto
>>34514761build some muscle, eat a lot of red meat.calisthenics are pretty good for building a good physique.
>>34508840If and when they notice, holes are generally surprised when you cum and keep going. >>34514342There's no secret to it, just be young and extremely horny. >>34514372Entirely now. They don't cook or clean anymore.
>>34514906Man, it's so hard to find a woman that wants a relationship. All they wanna do is have "fun".
>>34514906>holesUm... we're called women you douche.
>>34515111A woman is a mature adult female human. You're a fucking hole.
>>34515143I've got more adult coming out of my vagina than you do coming out of your fucking mouth bitch.
>>34515181>MUH HOLEAh, yes, how very mature. Do you have anything else to add, or should we continue on about the only value you will ever have?
>>34515278The only value you will ever have is being a sperm donor and a dildo. But that's pushing it cause ain't no woman gonna touch your ass.
