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I'm gonna be a 34 year old virgin in 2 months, have I reached the point of no return?
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The PONR was being a virgin at 18. The virgin stench has been on you for a long time. People can tell you still have your V-card, and they are all laughing. The laughter is echoing through your tortured mind.
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Same but I'll be 35. Is there even a point in trying anymore?
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>>34511400
go ask some milfs this same
question, see what they do. you never know.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FgxacX72snA&ra=m
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>>34511400
>>34511456
You can be a non-virgin and still be at the point of no return. I’m 32, have dated consistently since 18, and it’s over for me now that I’m single again.
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>>34511427
No. 18 is totally okay. 25 is where it crosses a line
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>>34511400
>>34511456
If all you guys wanna do is lose your virginity and don't want an actual serious relationship then go for a woman older than you, like in her 40s or 50s. Younger women have an almost unlimited amount of guys after them but older women don't so they're more desperate to get laid. Plus even if an older woman is attractive a lot of guys will assume she's married or has kids so they won't even try and you could still have a shot.
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>>34511566
as a 24 year old who is about to turn 25 years old in july...
i was gonna attach a funny pic but couldn't find one that really captures the feeling so all i'm gonna say is OUCH and YIKES
i gotta run like a fucking usain bolt...no, more like a fucking cheetah...hell no screw that, more like the fucking flash or sonic the hedgehog (whichever one of the two is faster i don't really know). i got a fucking deadline to meet!
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>>34511400
You reached it about 6 years ago
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>>34511596
I know you probably say all this at least half joking but it's really not a joke. You gotta lose your virginity fast. The older you get the worse and worse it gets. No semi-attractive woman after 25 is gonna want a guy with absolutely zero sexual experience. You're gonna need to have the best excuse in the world to explain yourself otherwise.
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>>34511400
>>34511456
>>34511596
These three virgins walked into a bar
Everyone in the bar immediately knew they were virgins
Why?
Because they told everyone that they were
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>>34511400
Yes. You had better hurry or you will no longer be able to be a 33 year old virgin.
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I'm a 37 year old virgin, I've never chased relationships, either out of fear or because I'm a rather closed off person in general
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Okay real talk real talk here's the part I never got how the hell would people even KNOW you're a virgin unless you explicitly told them? Even if you're bad in bed just because you have had sex one time and lost your virginity doesn't mean you're an expert just because of that one time you had sex. And some people are bad in bed anyway despite having had sex several times before so that doesn't say much either.
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>>34511991
They will just assume you are a virgin if you are THAT bad in bed

I had sex once 8 years ago and now I currently fuck my gf when we meet and man, the first times it was a awkward as fuck how bad I was (and kind of still am, but I am fit so I am picking up the pace fast, making her scream and shit)

Guys who have had a lot of sex but are bad in bed are different from virgos like I was, it has to be. Its like guy who is bad at driving (even though he drives every day) vs dude who has never picked the wheel. You just know
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>>34512033
>Its like guy who is bad at driving (even though he drives every day) vs dude who has never picked the wheel. You just know
great explanation and example. another example being a guy who sucks at a certain video game despite playing regularly versus one who has never played it before. the former would suck but still know at least the basics while the latter would suck AND not even know the most basic controls of the game
or a student who studies a lot but it just simply retarded when it comes to math compared to a guy who never studies at all period
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>>34511427
Why say things like that? All of the people laughing are gay and bitter.
He's going to get laid and reach enlightenment. Enlightenment that it was all not that big of a deal.

>>34511539
>>34511571
Had a friend tell me about his experience with milfs and constantly push me in that direction.
flirting / dating milfs goes exactly how you think it should in your mind and is actually enjoyable.
Only issue is that older women will latch on fairly quickly and want a relationship even after telling you they don't.
Much like my friend said to me, I would advise flirting with older women, they will set you right.
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>>34511991
>how the hell would people even KNOW you're a virgin unless you explicitly told them?
Your mannerisms, lack of flirting and no sexual energy.
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27 f ain't even trying anymore I just play videogames and watch tv ......I like to think is someone for me somewhere
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>>34515438
Make a dating profile. Done.
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>>34511400
>reached the point of no return?
I reached the point of no return 3 times this morning by looking at imagery.



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